By Some Leech:
Game Over Screen

[Twilight and Rainbow Dash are Covered in Sacred Alicorn Seed!]
[Twilight Level Down! All Stats Reset!]
[Rainbow Dash Level Down! All Stats Reset!]
[Celestia Unequips God Emperor Marecock]

Celestia: I trust both of you have learned a valuable lesson.

Twilight: Yes, Ma’am…

Rainbow Dash: Uh-huh.

Celestia: Well I certainly think you both have much to learn. Your antics have cost me and my sister quite a bit of time!

Twilight: I’m sorry, it won’t happen again!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we didn’t mean to!

Celestia: You shall both train under Luna and I until we think you’re ready in both body and mind. I certainly hope you’re ready for some long and hard lessons because we intend to drill you day in and day out.

Twilight: Lucky for me, I’m a whiz at studying!

Rainbow Dash: I hope there isn’t much homework!

Celestia: I assure you, you’ll both spend most of the time with us on your knees. The best way to teach is with a hands on approach, after all...





By Letterhead:
[Gryphons]

Dash:
I gotta know something real important.
Celestia:
I don't know why the gryphons are hostile. While usually exceptional trade partners and allies, recently-
Dash:
Not that. I mean, do they have lion dicks or bird dicks? What even does a bird dick look like?
Celestia:
... I don't know.
Dash:
[Quicksave] Let's find out!
[Inventory] [Unequip armour]
Dash:
Well come on then! Which one of you thinks they can take me?
Gryphon:
"One"?
Dash:
Wait, what do you mean-
[Bad End]