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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ever since you came to Equestria, countless accidents and mishaps have befallen you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seems that almost once a day, something heavy nearly falls on you, or you almost drown, or you cut yourself in just the right place and nearly bleed out, or whatever</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight had you under near-constant surveillance to keep you safe</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, she couldn't keep you safe from herself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;While using a spell to close up a wound on your chest from a freak toast-buttering accident, a sudden magical surge courses through her body and into yours, killing you instantly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Finally! I've been waiting for you for so long!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The first thing you notice about being dead is the little anorexic pony floating above you with an excited squee</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sit up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're now a ghost, sitting in your supine, smoking corpse</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rarity are all staring in horror at your body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Flutters and Rarara run up to you, freaking out and crying</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight doesn't follow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instead, her shock shifts to angry determination</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't hear her, but whatever she says makes the girls quickly back away from your body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, over here! Mister human!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sickly-looking filly that you saw earlier calls out to you, and you turn to her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eager expression makes you feel uncomfortable</span><br />&quot;What's going on? Who are you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She invades you personal space, and you slide back a bit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm a reaper pony! When I first saw you, I thought you were really cool, and funny, and interesting, a-and cute, and I just wanted to meet you so badly!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Reaper pony...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...wait...</span><br />&quot;Are you the one who's been trying to kill me!?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't expect such an enthusiastic admission</span><br />&quot;What the fuck!? Do you know how much pain you've caused me? How much suffering I've endured? How much you've hurt my friends?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She shrugs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You were gonna die eventually anyway.&quot;</span><br />&quot;THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU WAIT UNTIL THEN!?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Because I wanted to meet you now! You're really great Mister Anon! And, um, I actually really li-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She freezes</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A white vignette begins to grow around the edge of your vision as sensation returns to your limbs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;N-no! Mister Anon, stay with me! Take my hoof!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You scooch away and try to communicate that you absolutely don't want to stay with her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn't take the hint</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Tears begin pouring down her cheeks as something begins to pull you away</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She tries to grab your shirt, but she passes through it like a ghost</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mister Anon! We'll be together again soon! MISTER ANON! I-I LO-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your vision goes completely white, and then...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pain</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pain radiates across your entire body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sit up and scream due to the intensity of the situation</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your vision returns, and you realize that you're alive, with a stunned Rarity and Fluttershy off to your sides and an angry, crying Twilight directly in front</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They close in on you, hugging you and sobbing in relief</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A-anon! We were so afraid! When Twi-I mean, when you, I-I-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We thought we had lost you! When I saw that you were not breathing, I nearly-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;T-that shouldn't have happened! I'm supposed to keep you safe, and I let-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cough and weakly shake them to get their attention</span><br />&quot;R-reaper pony...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;They all quiet down and step back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...I beg your pardon, dear?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I met a weird pony, she said she killed me because she liked me or something.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy and Rarity look at each other with cocked eyebrows</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;N-not that I'm calling you a liar or anything, but I heard that sometimes when po-er, when people have near-death experiences, they can see--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I KNEW IT! There's no way one person can have luck as bad as yours!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy jumps at Twilight's interruption</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes glow with dark magic as a hole tears in space beside her to a world of darkness and fire</span><br />&quot;Twilight? What the-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tartarus. We're going to file a formal complaint&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gently lifts you into the air and trots towards the portal</span><br />&quot;W-wait, shouldn't we deal with my mortal wounds first?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This won't take long.&quot;</span></div></div>




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