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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The first couple of times Equestria had ever come across humans, let's just say that they weren't presented with the best examples of said species.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A couple of years ago, a group of about thirty had appeared and entered Ponyville, seems like they came out of nowhere.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So how did you all end up here anyways?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The little purple Alicorn asked quizzically at the biggest of the group, presuming him to be some sort of alpha male.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We do not really know, one minute we snort what look like white powders for make happy, next thing we are all here&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not Nicholai, he say it was not of cocaine&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nicholai was just being leetle bitch&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They argued among themselves for a brief moment, until Twilight finally broke their petty quarrel.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, where are you all from?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;??cc??&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;???????&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;??????c?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;??????&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Polska&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pretty much all from East Europe.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Those are all... different countries?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;??, world is call Earth&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fascinating creatures these were, or so she thought at the time.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;About two months later, it seemed that they have made minimal progress integrating into Equestrian society.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the moment, they were just a bunch of delinquents, mostly just squatting about and loitering.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Most of them sought out work to try to make a living for their selves, but despite this they were still a nuisance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They started getting progressively worse and worse however.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Drinking excessively in public until they passed out in the streets, damaging property, fighting in the streets, this was the least of their shenanigans.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh the stupid and outright savage shit they did.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There just seemed to be no end to their antics and mischief.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here are just a few examples.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One day, just outside of the Sugarcube Corner, a few guys were gathered outside the front with a trashcan, and a stick that was burning at the end.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seems like they used a little of whatever brains they had to try to outdo Pinkie Pie's party cannon and wanted to show her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The one who came up with the idea had the hots for Pinkie Pie and really wanted to impress her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now you see Radoslav, when take garbage can and fill with gunpowder and confetti particle, you make bigger, better party cannon&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pink horse will be of demanding sexings with you when she see you can make partyings like her!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We need to get attention of Pinkie&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Slav goes over to the window to try to open it, but instead manages to break it off the sill.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh Pinkie, I have surprise for you at door!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie, in her usual happy-go-lucky way, trots over to the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh silly, you didn't have to break the window to...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just as she opens the door, she doesn't have time to finish her sentence before getting blasted with a load of garbage from this Tsar party cannon they devised.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDtlvByfoz4</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This is not confetti papers, I SAID TO GET PARTY GUN I MAKE NOT GARBAGE GUN&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We not know difference! Is not have markings!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I give you markings!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Russian grabbed the torch used to detonate the gunpowder and chased the others with it, making jabs at their asses with the hot end.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now Pinkie never give pussy now!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;AHHH, ass feels of burnings!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why they thought this was a good idea to begin with, who knows, they probably didn't have enough blood in their vodka streams to power their brains.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Amongst the anger and fear, they seemed to have forgotten that they left Pinkie unconscious.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You would have to be really drunk to forget about the person/pony you want to fuck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight found her a few minutes later and rushed her to the hospital.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Needless to say, Pinkie Pie wouldn't have a favorable opinion of these people.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And she certainly wasn't the first pony they would hurt.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, over at Sweet Apple Acres, one Pollack was hard at work in the orchards.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For now, he was doing good work, having worked on several apple orchards back in Poland (and the Poles know how to grow a damn good apple).</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unfortunately his degenerate friends would come along from time to time to either steal things, vandalize the property, or just be disruptive.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One day in particular sent Applejack a little over the edge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Filip, what happened to all our potatoes?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I tell bydlo friends that potato not for them, but then tellings me they use to make w&quot;dka, so then I say 'kurwa, why not sayings before!', so then I let them take potato&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Dammit, that was our personal crop, get them back!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Barking can be heard off in the distance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I guess Winona found 'em, let's go get 'em, Filip&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Running deep into the orchard, they encounter a couple of Poles with a brewing station.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, you, get off my land!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Kurwa, is not of your clay, is now land of Appoland!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's tolerated their shit before, but today she wanted none of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Make not worry, Applehorse, I get them out of here&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well... alright, you've been doing good work for the past couple 'a weeks, I trust ya.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack leaves him to deal with the problem, he starts conversing with them in Polish.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She leaves for town with Big Macintosh to sell their produce.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They come back an hour later, no sign of their Polish worker anywhere.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Granny, have you seen Filip?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Only one's been around here was Applebloom&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He should've gone right back to work after dealing with his degenerate friends.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack and Big Mac go over to where they were last found...</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What they found was their worker buried up to his neck in the ground and a nasty bump on his head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They also found an empty unlabeled bottle right next to his head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Poor guy smelled of cheap vodka and piss.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;His two friends were up in the tree, having their selves a drink.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What did you do to Filip!?!?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He was of needing break, so we give to him&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You beat him up, he's your friend!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It was necessary miss Apple, how else he get to sleep and restings?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They laughed at the whole ordeal, and clanked bottles together.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You get the hell off my land now!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pierdol si?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They then proceeded to throw their empty bottles and apples at her and Big Mac.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was all they could stand, and they couldn't stand no more.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mac, you ready to kick some tail end?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;EYYYUP!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Running up to the base of the tree, they went to different sides of it and started bucking it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is happenings?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack and Big Mac kept at it until the two drunken Poles fell out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;KURWA!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they fell out they hit the ground face first.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Upon getting their bearings, they looked up, only to see the pissed off faces of Applejack and Big Macintosh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shit&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No fight they had ever gotten into could compare to the ass kicking they received from the Apple siblings.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Running towards the fence, they were covered all over in hoof prints.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They would definitely not be screwing around there again.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Around that same time, a few Russian and Belorussian bydlos were gathered under Rainbow Dash's house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They were throwing bottles, rocks, whatever they could find to try to get her attention.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow horse, make comings down, you can't be asleep with all noise!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This will be wakings shot!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He either had a really good arm, or was that desperate for the equine pussy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He took a half-full bottle of the moonshine he made, making a loud crashing sound thorough one of the windows.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey assholes, you won't find me there!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like she just got home after a day of weather adjustment, it was unfortunate she had to run into these guys first.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Vladimir wants to sayings something to you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash lets out a sigh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is it?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you like sexual intercourses?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He seemed to remember his training in courting a lady.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ugh...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rolling her eyes, she doesn't even bother giving him a response.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Is not of worrying Vladimir, look at rainbow horse hair, she has the gay!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Even homosex would call her faget&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If puttings penis into faget dyke flying horse then you catch the gay!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They were all having their selves a good laugh making fun of Rainbow Dash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though she didn't want to let this scum to get to her, they still managed to hurt her ego.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As if she hadn't heard all the lesbian jokes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking for something to throw back at them, she came across the smashed window in her house, and the bottle the Slavshit threw.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was absolutely horrified to see where it landed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right on her collection of Daring Do books.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now she was seeing all shades of red, so many that she could hear the Soviet National Anthem.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Either that, or the fuckers below broke out into song.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All her books, drenched in bootleg vodka.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She then let our a loud angry scream that could probably be heard for miles.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Someone was going to get hurt really bad.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Grabbing the bottle, she flew back outside looking down at the bydlos.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;XaXaXaXaXa!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Looks like we make gay horse angry!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What she do about it, giving slaps on face?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wanting to make the best shot possible, she flew up higher so she could get some momentum.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When she figured she had enough distance, she flew forward, aimed for the biggest ones head (since she figured he was the strongest and threw the bottle that ruined her books).</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Mid-flight, she threw the bottle at him with the force of an artillery shell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It strikes him dead on his forehead and shatters, the striking force making him fall flat on his ass.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;AYE, CYKA!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;His buddies gather around him and help him back up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He's still alive, how!?!?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Is not over Rainbow bitch!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We need to get comrade more alcohol, he in many pain&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They all fucked off to the brew house they built on the outskirts of Ponyville.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pfft, fuckheads&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She would be spending the rest of her afternoon drying out the pages to her books.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Speaking of the brew house, that one building caused a lot of problems.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The little brewery they built was guarded by a creepy old Serb, who did nothing but sit there and play the accordion all day, all while making this stoic yet fear inducing face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just know that this is a guy that has seen some shit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bydlos that had come back from harassing Rainbow Dash were in need of their 'pain killers'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Novislav, please lettings us in, Vladimir is of hurt!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He nods, and lets them in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As their patient is getting his fill of hard liquor, they notice that their supplies are running low.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Drink will of run out soon, we need to make more&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We have all potato and other thing needed for brewing, we work on it now&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a fairly big building, and it had six chimneys.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now that they're brewing a new batch of moonshine and other drinks, they were all fired up at full capacity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ever since that was built, the air quality in the town seemed to have suffered.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The steam and smoke itself was enough to give one an intoxicated feeling, disorient you, and possibly even knock you out cold.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they were doing this, Derpy was flying back into town so she could get back to work.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She flew through the smoke cloud that was over the building.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Really bad idea.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The smoke was so strong in scent, so disorienting, that it straitened out her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She began losing consciousness and losing strength to fly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She managed to make a safe and soft landing, good thing too since she fainted right after.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shortly after, a lonely and horny Slav comes along on his way to the brew house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seeing this unconscious, pretty little mare, he remembered a little tip a friend of his told him some time ago.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'Remember, passed out chick never sayings no for secks, so does not count as &gt;Rape&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Boromir, you are of genius!&quot;</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The horny Slav began reconsidering his idea when he noticed that the Serbian had stopped playing and shot him a rather unsettling stare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He was locked into his sight, staring into his soul for a good two minutes before he could come up with something to say.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of not worryings, I am only making liberation of defenseless pone, I take home now!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Implying liberation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He picked Derpy off of the ground and put her on his shoulder and ran back towards Ponyville.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He had no plans of going directly there, though, he was just putting on a little show for the stoic Serb.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Novislav, however, did not buy it, he could smell the &gt;Rape in the air all the way from where he was sitting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few minutes later, the 'liberator' found a nice secluded patch of the Everfree forest where he could go complete his mission.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Setting her down, he ran his fingers through her mane.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty blonde hair you are havings&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was at that moment that she began to regain consciousness.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Upon seeing her soon to be rapist above her, she started to scream but was soon silenced by his dirty hand grabbing her muzzle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;SSSSHHHH, do no worryings, will be of feeling good!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, before he could unzip his dick, he was pulled off of his victim.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Derpy's saviour from getting violated was none other than Novislav of Serbia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He sent the lustful Slav rolling into an open field, where he would follow him and beat the living hell out of him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please, comrade, I was not of hurtings...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He started with a kick in the dick, then proceeded to give him a charlie horse and threw several punches into his face, beating him to a bloody pulp.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When he was done with that scumbag, he spit in his face, then went over to where Derpy was hiding, still scared from this predicament.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was curled up into a ball, thinking that this man might want to hurt her too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, he just stared into her eyes for a moment, nodded, and walked off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This man was beyond strange, even considering everyone he arrived with.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Disrupting Applejack's business, sending Pinkie Pie to the hospital, damaging Rainbow Dash's property (and hurting her ego), and several rapings.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight didn't think it could get any worse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The next batch of humans that arrived made the situation an absolute nightmare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;These ones... seemed to posses a little more melanin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, it felt like it was just a little bit more than just a mere palette swap.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe, just a little.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh, Twilight, I think you need to see this...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Spike went to alert Twilight of the new batch of humans that have arrived.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now this just happened barely three months after the first batch arrived.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking out her window, she goes to see what other foreign creature has arrived in their world.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Take note, it's late in the evening.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First thing she sees is a pair of eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Booga&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twi lets out a little scream and jumps back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Spike, what are these things!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Apparently they're humans.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Apparently</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Huehuehuehue</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, they can't be any worse than the last group, let's go greet them.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Top kek Twi, top kek.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opening the door, all these dark figures are now focused onto her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Umm, hello!...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ayy mane, where is we?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're in Equestria, and the town you're in is Ponyville, which I would like to cordially welcome you to!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sheeeeit niggs&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Where are you all from?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nigga we from the hood!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The... hood?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Me 'n mah crew from Ferguson&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;In America.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tell 'em nigga&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay... and can you remember how you got here?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We's jus in the streets protestin' and usin' our free speech, yo, den them police come and start usin' their gats to put us niggas down!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Theys playa hatas!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Killed by law enforcement, what did they do to deserve that?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Don't worry Twi, you'll see soon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Dat nigga over there not from Ferguson doe, he from North Africa!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Da muthaland!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nigga come over here to help us fight fo' our right&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Praise it mane!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Some bitch call Isis tell him to come over and help.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She must be a fine bitch.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yea boi!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, on the other side of town, our East European friends are preparing their selves a little mobile rave, since they scrounged up some of the money they earned they bought some stereo equipment from Vinyl Scratch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of great hardbass beats Krasomir has make!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are we ready for partyings!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;???!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon they were on their merry way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0y1BY7UcaI</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They were currently unaware of the new competition that arrived in town.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They made their selves a little a conga line and paraded around town, blasting their music and disturbing the peace.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A route was planned out for their shenanigans.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First place they would go to would be Sugarcube Corner, then over to the Carousel Boutique, then they would make their way over to Twilight's library and harass her to finish.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Arriving at the candy shop, it looked like it was getting ready to close for the night.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wait, don't close, we are of having sweet teeth!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Mr. and Mrs. Cake, and Pinkie Pie looked towards the approaching Slav train with horror.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no, not them again&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie ran into the kitchen to hide.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Barging in, they almost took the door off its hinges.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One of them plops a bag of bits onto the counter, probably a whole weeks salary for one of them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What can this buy?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anything, just take anything and go!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;?????&#160;??!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They took anything they could see on the shelves and went on their way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie, always becoming timid around them, peeked out her head from the kitchen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are they gone?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the Carousel Boutique, Rarity was in the middle of closing up shop.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As she worked, she hummed a little tune, but that soon stopped as soon as she heard the approaching boom box.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her ear perked up as it picked up the sound.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning to the door, all she could do was look on helplessly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pleasegoawaypleasegoawaypleasegoaway...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They bashed the door in in the same manner they did at the candy shop.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity screamed as they did so.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;GET OUT, GET OUT ALL OF YOU, WE'RE CLOSED!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But party is only of started!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One of the big old brutes grabbed her and forcefully invited her into the party.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Unhand me you ruffian!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They continued to carry her off into the night.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Along their route, they managed to run into Fluttershy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity called out to her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fluttershy, help me, do something!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'll save you, Rarity... I hope&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hovering over the crowd, she tries to fish out Rarity, but to no avail.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instead, they end up grabbing her instead.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Embarrassed, she turns her head over to Rarity, who is already getting nauseous from the bumpy ride.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At this point they look like a bunch of bronies carrying a couple of giant plush toys at a convention.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still in the middle of greeting them, Twilight comes up to the man that they pointed out was 'da nigga dat come from da mothaland'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There was something very unsettling about him, he hadn't said a word since he got here, and looked like he projected emotion just as well as the Serb did.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He was carrying a book with him, this she had to see.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is that book you are carrying?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It is the most holy book in world...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just how the Serb described his book just a few weeks back (and one of the few times he ever spoke).</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She found it was a lengthy, but interesting read, but she certainly wasn't going to convert over it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Serb didn't mind that, and Twilight always loved to get new reading material.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you mind if I borrow this?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I would be honored if you did&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You know, it's funny, you'd think they'd lose any previous religious convictions seeing that this was the afterlife.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ayo you hear dat?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Das a nice beat, could make a bitchin' rap wit dat, know what I'm sayin'&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Slav party was coming to them, but it would soon end when it did.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The conga train stopped, and they looked on with disgust at the newest arrivals.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who lettings American neegro in?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who let whitey in, das what I wanna know!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They were then engaged in a rather aggressive exchange of insults.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight had to break up this dispute (and free her friends) before this go out of hand.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;???? will making things much worse in this town!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As if the Slav posse didn't do that their selves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Is da crackas like you dat keep us down!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Amongst the exchange of insults they Slav gang dropped Fluttershy and Rarity, who then promptly scurried away into Twilight's library.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Spike poked his head out side the door, then started backing away slowly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This is going to be interesting...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And interesting it was...</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One morning, everyone in town was awoken by blood curdling screaming and incoherent babbling and yelling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only thing that was comprehensible in what the man was saying was...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Muh Dick! MUH DICK! MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! OH GAWD MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sounds he was making was absolutely terrifying.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight had rushed into town herself to rectify the problem.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh my, what's wrong?!?! What's happening to you, are you hurt?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;[Incoherent Negroid babbling]&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It took him some time to calm down enough for him to be able to put together a coherent sentence.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bawling and crying the man finally told her his predicament.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Muh dick! I's woke up dis mo'nin' and it done shrink!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before she could say anything he was already pulling down his pants.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh, please, there's no need for that, put your pants back on! Now, did you consume something around here? Maybe a plant that you're not familiar with?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I took sum a' dis blue flower thang and I made muhself a blunt, some dank kush, mane...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She knew exactly what happened.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He tried smoking poison joke.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who could blame him? He never saw the plant and didn't know what would happen if you put it in your body.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But then again, if you don't know what it is, it would be pretty stupid to put it in your body without a second thought.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just come with me to the spa, we know exactly how to fix this&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight was accompanied by none other than the animal expert, Fluttershy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bath , prepared with Zecora's poison joke kicking solution, was prepared for the big, dark man.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Aww yea das nice&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy was scrubbing the top of his head with a sponge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight came around to check up on their patient.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, sir, are you okay?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmmmm, yea boi, deez pones know how to treat a nigga right.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Only the best for all our friends, now matter the species!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When she said that, something went off in the big chocolate man's head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What was dat?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I said we care for all our friends in the animal kingdom&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The fug you call me?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Umm, is something the matter?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You callin' me an animal, bitch!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He stood up and took a big step out of the tub, his shaft now fully restored dangling between his legs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now Fluttershy understood why humans wore clothes all the time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, no! I didn't mean it like that!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It looked like big 'ol DeShawn here wasn't having any of any of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He continued to march towards the defenseless little pegasus.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She continued to retreat into a corner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, Twilight intervened.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's enough! She helped you get better, stop this!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankfully, he stood down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please, it was just a little misunderstanding, she didn't mean to say anything to offend you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He turned to go pick up his clothes, got himself dressed, then turned to Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Aight, aight, s'all good, we cool&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even after he walked out, Fluttershy was still cowering in the corner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't worry Fluttershy, he was a little confused, that's all&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, over at Sugarcube Corner, the Slavs had come back from work and were having their selves a drink and some sweets.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Somehow, they managed to convince Mr. and Mrs. Cake to start selling alcohol at their shop.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Real smart Mr. and Mrs. Cake, real good business decision.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You would think after the first few (many) times that they've done stupid shit there while drunk, they wouldn't dare serve alcohol at their establishment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But then again, they were also afraid of the possible consequences of telling them no, so they obliged.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sugary sweets mixed with hard liquor would likely get them drunker, quicker.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only thing that could make this situation even more volatile would be if any of their rivals arrived.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You know what they say, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A bunch of niggons arrive with a rather familiar stereo system, blasting some of their beats the managed to make.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ayyo, where do we gets da cakes?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Is at counter there, chocolate person&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thanks, homie...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All of them were now ganged up at the counter.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sup, cake pones, can we get dat big cake ya gots dere and some a' dat booze&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Working quickly they get their order together.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Here you go sirs, that'll be twenty bits...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, mah homie ova here gon' be pickin' up dat tab&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He said this as he patted the back of a nearby Russian.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is happenings now?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He wasn't paying attention and they were already making their way to the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Here's the bill sir.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;??????...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before they could make it to the door however, a pissed off Polish guy had already barged in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey! That's my music bocks!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Da fug you talkin' 'bout?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He stealed stereo! It belong to me!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ayo mane, dis is our boom box&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yea, he din do nuffin'&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Pole stepped forward and slapped the cake out the lead guy's hands.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nigga!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Let's whoop his ass!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they all charged at him, the Slav faction went to their Polish comrade's aid.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nyet, blyat, BLYAT!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Next thing they knew, a massive brawl began.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Tables, chairs, bottles, pastries, people, pones, and whatever wasn't bolted to the floors or walls was sent flying into the air.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Running away into the kitchen, Mr. Mrs. Cake go to Pinkie Pie.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Quick, we need Princess Twilight and the local guard, hurry!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie bolted out the nearest open window and rushed over to Twilight's library.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, Twilight had finished reading the book that the North African gave her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She felt a little uneasy after reading it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As Pinkie Pie arrived she didn't even bother knocking on the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;TWILIGHT! FIGHT, SUGARCUBE CORNER, HELP, NOW!!!!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They both sprinted back to the sweets shop as fast as they could, and they came accompanied by ten local guards.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, we're going to need four in front of the building, three in the back, and three to the right, restrain anyone that comes out&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just after saying that, one of the brawling gopniks is sent flying out the window, shattering it for the fourth time in the past month.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hurry, don't let him get away&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The guards rushed forward and tied him up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pinkie, go get us more help&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As Pinkie Pie ran off, Twilight went inside to break up the fight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The place was an absolute mess, the walls were caked in... cake, most of the furniture was smashed to pieces.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Several unconscious bodies were scattered about the floor, mostly human.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The few still standing were beating every imaginable type of fuck out of each other.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;All of you, stand down! Stop this senseless violence!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;HE STEAL FROM US!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WE DIN DO NUFFIN'!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They went back at it until Twilight used her magic to stop them in their place.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Carrying them outside, several patty wagons were already waiting and being loaded up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Placing the delinquents inside one of them, she goes to the guard captain.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Most of them are going to be needing medical attention&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We'll have them hospitalized first, Princess&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight went back inside to assess the damage done, most of the unconscious were being woken up and escorted outside.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Two of them, humans, didn't budge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An African and a Pole, the two first humans ever to die in Equestria.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sometime later, Twilight wondered to herself...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If these people already died once, what happens to them if they died again?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's an interesting question, one not even she'll likely have the answer to.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whoever wasn't incarcerated in the two groups came to get their dead, everything was quiet for the next couple of days.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seemed they were mourning their dead for that time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But sure enough, they were back on their hi jinks again.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy was over at Applejack's farm one day to pick up some grain for her chickens.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack mentioned to her that one of her chicken coups seems to have gone missing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;An entire chicken coup, gone? That's pretty strange&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, all that was left of it was the legs it stood on&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Any idea who could've taken it, maybe your worker would know&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He wouldn't, he passed away in the big brawl at Sugarcube corner...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I'm sorry...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;An' he was a good worker too, even if he was always gettin' himself into trouble&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they were speaking it was suggested that maybe that some of their African friends might have taken it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Think about it, they're always being accused of doing such things, my worker probably would have told me they did it&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We shouldn't be judging them so quickly, I'm sure, well...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was having a little bit of a difficult time keeping a straight face defending them, considering her experiences with them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She then reminded Applejack of the time one of the Ukrainians tried stealing her pigs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just keep yer eyes peeled Fluttershy&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Arriving home, she went out back with the bag of grain to go feed her chickens.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She didn't notice at first as she was spreading the seeds about, but her chicken coup was missing as well.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She took a look around, confused.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;W-... w-wheres the chickens?&quot;</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There was no sign of them anywhere.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looked off into the surrounding forests, nothing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Asking her animals, she wanted to know if they saw whatever might have taken it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They didn't really seem to know.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Caring for all her animals, she was naturally concerned for her chickens.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, over at the library, Twilight was writing a letter to Celestia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The subject of her letter was about the recent arrival of the humans, and the difficulty the town has been having with them.</span><br /><br />Dear Princess Celestia,<br /><br />The past few months have been rather... hectic, to say the least.<br /><br />As you are probably aware, we have gotten some new residents here in Ponyville, completely foreign to our world, and they've stirred things up quite a bit here.<br />When the first group of them came, the main problem was that they didn't seem to have much, if any, regard for any sort of public decency, but at the very least they're trying to integrate into society.<br />They work, they pay for what they need, and they pay their taxes.<br />Now this new group that's arrived has really made quite a ruckus, just as reckless as the first, but they don't really seem to have any interest in contributing to our society, and they seem to have some sort of victim complex, as if they're being oppressed. I can assure you, as far as I know, no one has treated them badly without any cause, nor have I made any sort of orders against them.<br /><br />The worst part about all this is that these two groups have factionalized, even when they first became aware of each other's presence they became belligerent almost immediately.<br />In the past few days I have noticed them making and buying sizable stockpiles of weapons in each of their camps, and this is very worrying to me.<br /><br />I know you are busy at the moment, but please get in contact as soon as you can.<br /><br />Your faithful student,<br /><br />Twilight Sparkle<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had Spike send it off and she went to leave the library, she had a book to return.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Upon opening the door, she saw the slim, dark man, his hand up in a fist ready to knock on the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, what a surprise, I was just on my way to find you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Have you read Allah's holy book?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I have, and I must say it's... interesting&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Interesting enough to convert?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... I really don't think so, but thank you for the read anyways.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The expression he made sent chills down the Alicorns spine.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;absolutelyharam.jpg</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Without another word, he turned around and left.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As this was happening, the old, stoic Serb was watching.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He knew exactly what that guy was, he had detected Kebab.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, yet again, Fluttershy was flying about through Ponyville, trying to solve the mystery of the missing chickens.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;During that search, she smelled something awfully strange, something she never smelled before, but it made her expect the worst.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It smelled as of someone was cooking something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She followed it to the outskirts of town, where she found the source of the aroma.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The niggons had built benches and chairs out of the chicken coups that were missing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They had their selves a little fire pit with a cauldron above it, boiling some sort of oil.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They were sticking these battered up things into it, frying it up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Boi, dis is some good diddy right here&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yea mane&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They smacked their lips as they chewed on their meals.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking around, she saw that there were feathers flying about, getting scattered in the wind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A fryer, eating, feathers...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It didn't take long for her to put two and two together.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twoplustwoequalsfriedchicken.png</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She screamed upon the realization that her chickens were being eaten by these mongrels.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The scream could be heard from miles around, it was caught by Rainbow Dash who was sleeping on a nearby cloud.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy rushed forward and began kicking negro arse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;YOU ATE MY CHICKENS, HOW COULD YOU!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We din know dey was yous!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;THERE WAS A FENCE AROUND THEM YOU SAVAGE!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She grabbed a hold of the nearest guy and just started hammering away at his face with her hoof.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;His buddies tried to get her off, but she was stuck to him like a tick and continued to turn his face into ground beef.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash finally arrived on the scene.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fluttershy, what are you doing, you'll kill him!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Secretly, she wanted that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally getting her off the big nig, Fluttershy was still throwing punches into the air until she finally broke down into tears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After she ran away back home, Rainbow Dash turned to confront the men.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, what did you do?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We din do...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;DAMMIT, YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT! Judging by all this here, you've obviously been doing something!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She argued with them for about a half-hour before giving up with them.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, back at Fluttershy's cottage, she was laying down, weeping into a pillow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There is then knocking on her door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opening it up, it was a group of Slavs, holding a big basket of eggs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Listen, Flutterhorse, we know that American nigger take chicken, but we fight them long and hard to save&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But we manage to savings egg, you can still be havings chicks! 'cheep cheep', yes is fertile chicken egg&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy's crying subsided.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, well, thank you...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now can we havings sexual intercourses?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That seemed to piss Fluttershy the hell off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She slapped the man who dared ask that question and slammed the door on them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of shitbullings me!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This is bullshit!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe she is lesbinian like Rainbow Horse, too!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;XaXaXaXaXa!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And then they walked off to go cause trouble elsewhere.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Later that evening, Rarity was closing up her shop.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a rather exhausting day, catering to all these new customers.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least she managed to sell off all her leftover pie hats from a previous year.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh Sweetie Belle, would you mind coming down to help me?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they were packing up for the day, they were being watched.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just more trouble they needed for that day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the tents to the front of the Carousel Boutique, a nig-nog was hiding in the shadows.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In some nearby bushes, the Slavic rapist that tried to bone Derpy was at it again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The big black guy charged in first, breaking the front door off its hinges.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OOGA BOOGA, GIMMIE DAT WHITE PONI PUSSAY!!!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both Rarity and Sweetie Belle screamed at the sight of this behemoth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seconds later, the Slav bursts in through the window.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;PRETTY WHITE HORSE IS MINE, NIGGER!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A fist fight ensued between the two of them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As those two were occupied, Rarity and Sweetie Belle snuck out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One of them did manage to grab Rarity, and pull her back into the house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;AAAAAHHHHH, Sweetie Belle, get help, hurry!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As she ran off, the two were pulling Rarity back and fourth fighting over who would get to liberate her from her fascist virginity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Dis bitch is mine, fug off!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nyet, is mine, shetskin!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If help didn't come soon, they would end up tearing her in half they way they were going at it.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was ten minutes before Sweetie Belle came back with Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;TWILIGHT, THEY&quot;RE GOING TO VIOLATE ME, DO SOMETHING!!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Using her magic to grab the nearest log, she bashes the two brutes' heads with it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They both fall, dropping Rarity in the process.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She get herself up and sprints to Twilight, embracing her in a tight hug in the process.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sobbing into Twilight's chest, she can't stop thanking her for the rescue.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;There, there, Rarity, you're safe now, come with me back to the library&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Using her magic to lift the two would-be rapists out of Rarity's home, she brought them to the center of town where guards would restrain them later.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We should gather the others, we need to do something about these people&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they were making their way over to the library, they noticed a rather bright light in front of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Getting closer, they could see that it was a fire.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Getting even closer, Twilight saw that the Kebab was in the middle of burning her books.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BOOKS!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;These are haram, Alicorn, only the word of Allah is acceptable&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before she could say anything else, the Serb had arrived and charged down the radical Islamist.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they fought, Rarity got to work trying to save as many of her friend's books as possible, lifting them out of the fire with her magic.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight broke up the fight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The North African turns to the Serb.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We will see to it you are exterminated from this land, just like my brothers will in the world from which we came&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Serb said nothing, all he did was stare him down, and walk away.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Kebab followed suit, it seemed they were heading off to their own separate camps.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Going inside the library, the first thing Twilight and Rarity saw was Spike beaten to a bloody pulp in the middle of the floor.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;SPIKE! What happened to you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... tried saving your books, but he...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No need to say another word, Spike, we understand&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity embraced Spike in a hug, trying to comfort him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If this whole fiasco wasn't a personal issue for Twilight already, it certainly was now.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An hour later, all of Twilight's friends were gathered.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, before we can begin this meeting, Rainbow Dash, would you mind taking Sweetie Belle home?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Actually, I think it would be safer if ya brought 'er over to the farm&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She's absolutely right, our home's been ravaged by those two brutes&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We'll fill you in when you get back&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't you worry, I'll be back in no time!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, the discussion on how to deal with their troublesome pests began.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They're even worse than that parasprite infestation we had once.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;At least we were able to get them outta town, these guys just won't go.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;As much as I would love to give them a chance, as much as I would love to be friendly with them, we have to get them out of here&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right after Twilight said that, Rainbow Dash had returned.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;GUYS! GUYS! Follow me! Something big is happening just outside Ponyville!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It would seem that Twilight's worst fears would soon be realized.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The fight between the Serb and the African Muslim might have been the cause, or rather, the tipping point of this.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they approached the outskirts, the clanking of metal could be heard getting louder and louder with each step (or flap of the wing) they took.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;what sounded like an explosion was also heard in the proximity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Coming over a hill, they got a good view of what was unfolding.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A medieval styled battle between the Slavs and the Africans.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All the weapons they built and bought, now being used for this one big battle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They clashed blades with each other, threw spears at one another.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Remove watermelon!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Slavic faction was fighting shirtless, their bodies marked with Swastikas, tattooed with black tar and melted rubber.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just know most of these guys have been to prison at one point.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The battle had been unfolding for a little while now, mutilated bodies were scattered all over.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few of them were manning one of their makeshift garbage cannons.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's what made that first explosion.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They prepared another round, and upon lighting the fuse, they tore at least five of their black adversaries to bits.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You see Vladimir, when put in spikey steel ball and confetti like me, you can make killings and celebrate!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just as he finished saying that, a spear was driven right into his chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Radoslav, no!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;DIE WHITEY!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Slav managed to dodge his next jab, then drove a blade into his neck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Slav's forces were diminishing quick against the African onslaught.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A Polish fighter arrived with the last canon, already lit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He ended up tripping, falling onto the back of it, vaulting upwards, with the muzzle of the canon pressing against the ground.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh kurwa&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As the fuse expired, as the weapon discharged, all the fighters were engulfed in the explosion.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Pole, however, blasted off and never came down, not that anyone saw anyways.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They were all dead, except for two.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the far ends of the field, the Orthodox Christian Serb and Islamic African were staring each other down, each bearing a sword.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The ponies watched on, in suspense, horror, and awe, on the events that have happened and what is now unfolding.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two men stared into each others eyes, locked in each other's sight for what felt like an eternity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the middle of their little staring contest, clouds gathered, lightning shot across the sky and thunder sounded.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In almost no time, it started raining on the belligerent men.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow Dash! What are you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash zips back to her friends.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, I know when a good fight is gonna go down when I see one, I just wanted to make their little scene a little more awesome to watch&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She should be a film director.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The rain drops continued to flow down the stoic faces of the men.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, one of them made a move.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ALLAH HU ACKBAR!!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;???&#160;??&#160;?????!!!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One of the few times the Serb has ever spoken.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Charging at each other, their blades clash so hard they produce bright sparks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In their duel, both demonstrate great swordsmanship, perfect form, and even some impressive acrobatics.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If their swords weren't clashing, then they were flipping and rolling about to avoid each other's swings and thrusts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, the Kebab puts one final thrust into the side of the Serb.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Stunned, the Serbian falls to his knees.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight and her friends watch on with horrified astonishment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You lose, infidel!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He attempts to pull his blade out of the Serb's gut, but then he grabs on to it, gripping it like an iron vise.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With an upwards swing of his own blade, he removes the Kebab's hand.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As his blade is swinging back down, he removes his head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Therefore, removing the Kebab.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally getting the strength to stand back up, he pulls the sword out of his side.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He puts a hand over his open wound, trying to keep all his blood from rushing out of him at once.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking around at the devastation that had taken place, one would be able to say he was shedding a tear.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Reluctantly, Twilight and her friends ran down to go help him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Grabbing a nearby piece of cloth, Twilight uses it as a tourniquet and tends to the Serb's wound.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no, what is Celestia going to think when she sees this?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I saw the whole thing, Twilight, and even I don't know what to make of it...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning around, it was none other than Princess Celestia herself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;PRINCESS... I-I... didn't know what to do, they started fighting here before we knew it, then they all...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, I understand, I apologize for not coming sooner, but I don't think I would've known what to do either...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they are speaking, the Serb turns around and tries to sneak away, but is then called out by Celestia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Excuse me sir, but where are you going?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He turned around and looked the flowing maned Alicorn in the eye.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He turned guiltily towards the Everfree forest and hobbled off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They all assumed that he went there to die.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After watching the man disappear into the forest, Celestia looked to Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What will you do?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight took a look around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well... first we need to clean this up&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wasn't exactly the answer she was looking for.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What shall you do if, or when, they come back?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight was hesitant to answer, she continued to pile up the bodies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... I don't know yet, I'll figure it out&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A mass grave was dug out, it was left unmarked since everyone just wanted to forget this whole thing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'What will you do if, or when, they come back?'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This was something she didn't want to answer, all she could do was hope they didn't.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;More than two years after the self-genocide, you arrived.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unlike the previous visitors they had, you didn't get much of a formal greeting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you were wondering about, trying to make sense of what was happening and where you were, Rainbow Dash had spotted you and hauled ass back to Ponyville to alert the residents.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Everypone! Hide, we've got a human!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a collective gasp they all scrambled to get back into their houses and lock their doors.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ten minutes later, you arrive into town.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;'ello, 'ello, is anyone here? I thought I heard something in this direction&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You took a short walk around Ponyville, doing a little sightseeing before going about knocking on doors.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmmm, a quaint little village this is, rather lovely I would say&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The first place you try is a local business, the Sugarcube Corner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My my, what've we got here, did they hire Willy Wonka to construct this?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try knocking on the door, no answer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Closed, at this hour?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walked away, not knowing that everyone inside was hiding below the window sills.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You then tried several other businesses.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Personal homes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you tried what looked like a town hall.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;None of them got an answer, all of them locked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This is bollocks. There's absolutely no way that this place is truly abandoned if the doors are all locked.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That, plus the fact that everything was still well maintained.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You then spot something shiny off in the distance, what looked like a castle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How have I not noticed that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Within a few minutes, you were right at the doors of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You decided to take a minute to admire it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Good lord, it's no Buckingham Palace, but I may say it is rather majestic&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You tap your fist on one of the outside walls.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If this is glass then I'd imagine there would be rules regarding the throwing of stones here&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chuckle to yourself at the rather corny joke you made.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight and her friends, right on the other side, stood silently, hoping for you to just walk away.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One of them, Rainbow Dash, was having a little bit of difficulty trying to keep silent.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was 'avin 'erself a giggle, m8.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Apparently she found his little joke funny.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Quiet, quiet!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walked up to the big double-doors and gave several good knocks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wait for about a minute, it was a pretty big building, and getting to the door if it wasn't already manned would take a while.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you soon gave up on that endeavor.</span><br />&quot;Bugger, what do I do now?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking off into the distance, on a nearby mountain, you notice a cluster of other castles.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, I can't imagine that place over there being abandoned, unless there's a terrible illness going around&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In your mind, you were dreading the distance that you would have to walk.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, it was the only option you could think of, so you would have to endure the trek.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You kept your mind on the possibilities that might lie ahead.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, Twilight went up to the balcony to see if the newcomer was leaving.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh you were, but you were on the road towards Canterlot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seeing where you were going, she went into a bit of a panic.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Remembering what the Slavs and Afros did to Ponyville, her heart raced at the thought of a human going into Canterlot and wreaking havoc.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I don't think it's anything to worry about, I mean it's just one...&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But how bad was this one? Would he be like a one man army and just leave destruction in his wake?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How many pones would he &gt;Rape?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She knew she might be a little over-paranoid about all this, but it was still something she didn't want to risk.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had to go and greet you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, is it gone yet? Twilight?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was already in flight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity called out to her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't do it, he might force himself onto you!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Landing right behind you, you don't seem to notice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She is hesitant, but she eventually calls to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Umm, hello there!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn around, and are quite surprised by what you see.</span><br />&quot;My word, have I gone mad or does this pony speak to me?&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only thing Twilight was thinking was whether he's drank his brains out or drugged himself so much before that he wasn't sure what was real anymore.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hey, that's what she thought of humans, considering her previous encounters.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This pony does indeed speak to you sir...&quot;</span><br />&quot;So glad to find another intelligent being here, would you mind telling me where I am?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gives him the whole spiel, he's in Ponyville, Equestria, asks him where he's from, and so on.</span><br />&quot;I'm from a world called Earth, born and raised in England&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;So far, Twilight was having a good feeling about him, he seemed like a much more refined individual than the others.</span><br />&quot;Might I ask why I haven't seen a soul anywhere in this entire town? Is everything under quarantine, or anything of that nature?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before Twilight could answer you, you provided your own.</span><br />&quot;I mean, I can understand if creatures such as myself aren't exactly common here, but still, everyone hiding like this is a bit of an overreaction, wouldn't you say?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe just a little.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's friends were watching from the rooftop of Twilight's castle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity let out a sigh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She just couldn't let Canterlot deal with the beast, could she...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I say we kill it!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;As much as I want to help all creatures, I think I agree with Rainbow Dash&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;well, at least he's alone, can't be much damage he could do himself&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Look, she's coming back! He's following her!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She couldn't possibly...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As Fluttershy was speaking, Rarity interrupted.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We better get downstairs and meet her&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's friends got down to the lobby just as the door was opened.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She came in, followed by the British man.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The expressions on everyone's faces were indicating that they all had mixed feelings about him, mostly negative ones.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well sir, care to introduce yourself?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You may call me Anonymous, it is a pleasure to be making your acquaintance&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The feeling didn't seem to be mutual, judging by all the slightly angry or scared faces.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Girls, would you like to introduce yourselves?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Reluctantly, they did.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Applejack&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;*sigh*...Rainbow Dash&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;F-Fluttershy&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rarity&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;P...P-Pinkie Pie...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Slavs pretty much turned Pinkie Pie into Fluttershy with their garbage cannon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She turned timid every time a human was around, her fears still haven't subsided.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, and I forgot to mention, I'm Twilight Sparkle&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Once again, it's a pleasure&quot;.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just as that little meet and greet ended, Spike had entered the room looking for Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He opened his mouth ready to call out to her, but then he noticed you.</span><br />&quot;And who is that over there?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's Spike, my personal assistant&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He backed away out of sight quickly, remembering the hard ass kicking he received from the Kebab.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were thinking to yourself, 'bloody hell, and Liberal Democrat supporters thought 'I' was xenophobic...'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, what's your story, how did you end up here?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everypone was curious to see if you had a similar untimely death like your predecessors.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did you die thinking you were taking drugs but was instead poison?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did you get gunned down by police even though you 'din do 'nuffin'?</span><br />&quot;Well, I was just at home getting ready to head off to visit a friend, just before I headed out the door, a group of damned Paki Kebabs was marching out in the streets in front of my home, proclaiming that I was now living in a 'Sharia controlled zone', hmph, bloody bollocks. So I decided that going out wasn't a good idea at the moment, it was then I turned around and saw the plumber I had hired that day, he took one look at me and I saw murder in his eyes. He took out a large monkey wrench from his toolbox, all I remember is the man bashin' me fookin' head in with it, next thing I know I'm here. Damned Pollack.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why would the man you hired kill you?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I do believe it had something to do with me wearing this button here...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The button on your suit jacket read 'UKIP'.</span><br />&quot;He must've been a bloody foreigner, angry that I was against mass immigration to my country, Poles tend to become plumbers to support their selves in my country&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course, murdered by a Slav.</span><br /><br />&quot;Hell, if my dying makes national news, I can guarantee that our politicians will move to start banning or controlling anything that's long and hard, 'those can hurt people you know!', bloody cunts... Does that mean African men are banned too?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash and Applejack had their selves a little giggle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It appeared they liked immature penis jokes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, they all seemed to agree on something, except the Pones didn't really seem to have a choice whether (human) immigrants came or not.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then again, they could just ask him to leave, and they certainly wanted to do that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They had one thing to say to the Brit, something that they tried to tell the Slavs and the Afros previously, but not sternly enough.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright sir, please listen, and listen well, if you are going to be staying here in our town, this land, our world, you will have to abide by our rules and our customs&quot;.</span><br />&quot;I don't suppose I have any choice, unless her majesty once held imperial ties here and left an embassy, which would help me get home, but then again home is where I died...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seemed to ease everyone's minds that you expressed willingness to be compliant.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;None the less, they still didn't have reason to like you, let alone trust you.</span><br />&quot;It is getting rather late, there wouldn't happen to be any sort of hotel in the area that would take the Pound Sterling here would there?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm afraid not, maybe one of my friends would be able to offer...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The quick shaking of their heads was their way of saying 'hell no!'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry...&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, no, it's quite alright, I perfectly understand&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight got to thinking, although she had a preconceived disdain for humans (hell, anyone would hate us too if the only one's they got to meet were complete degenerates), she still couldn't allow you to be homeless.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Think I have an idea...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She took you to the outskirts of town, where you were presented a dilapidated old shack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was the old brew house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There was vegetation growth all over it, and Slav runes were spray painted all over it.</span><br />&quot;I'm guessing I wasn't the first human to come, am I?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open the door and look inside, it didn't look much better.</span><br />&quot;This doesn't seem exactly livable, at least by my standards&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Have a good evening, we'll talk more tomorrow!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That sounded pretty far away.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turned around and saw Twilight already flying back home.</span><br />&quot;Twilight, you cheeky little cunt&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, you didn't intend on sleeping in filth, if you were going to make this place livable, you would have to do it yourself.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spent the better part of the evening rummaging through all the leftover materials in the house and throwing it outside.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a pretty unpleasant sight when you were done, as if the house wasn't an eyesore to begin with, now there was a giant heap of rubbish next to it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There was no way you'd be able to dispose of it tonight, you were completely drained of your energy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dying, running about Ponyville looking for an intelligent being, cleaning your new home, you've had a long day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now it was time for bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hadn't bothered making any of the beds yet, but you were too tired to deal with that now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You disrobed and made your way over to the nearest one.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Plopping down ass first onto the bed, you feel a sharp pain on your right ass cheek.</span><br />&quot;OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning yourself over, you pull out what seemed to be a short bladed knife.</span><br />&quot;Bleedin' 'eck, what the fock was this doing here?&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;More than two years earlier.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You see Miroslav, when rival makes taking of pusi that you wish to take, you take revenge with trap for benis or anus.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Comrades, battle against chocolate men is starting!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;CYKA, let's go!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The wound didn't look too bad, you took out a handkerchief from you suit pocket and used it to cover the cut.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you could finally get some sleep.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, back at Twilight's castle, the six ponies and the dragon that greeted you were discussing what they were going to do with you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I still say we should kill him while he doesn't suspect anything!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow, does he really need to get murdered again?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know 'bout him, he seems nice, but, he is a human. Would it be in their nature to be committin' shenanigans like they did before?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, like you said, Applejack, even if it is he's still only one, and that would be quite simple to deal with&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, there'll only one we'll have to... oh dear&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight interrupted their little murder plot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now hold on girls, I don't trust him anymore than you do, but we should give him some time to earn that trust&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Remembering all their lessons on friendship, they agreed, albeit reluctantly.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, at the very least he's well dressed, unlike those others with their track suits, baggy pants, and the blatantly fake jewelry&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He also seems to be fairly cultured, and he did say he was willing to integrate&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I still wouldn't be lettin' mah gaurd down if I were you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So it was settled, they weren't going to kill you.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You woke up early the next morning, still feeling the pain on your ass cheek from what you sat on last night.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking a look out a nearby window, you could see that it was still very early, the sunrise was happening pretty fast.</span><br />&quot;Strange, I've never seen the sun rise so fast you could notice it moving.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking a moment to admire this anomaly, you notice you had a bit of a bad smell you to you.</span><br />&quot;bleedin' eck, and I told myself I didn't want to sleep in filth, but look what I did...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not only that, you also felt sticky and nasty.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really had to get those bed sheets cleaned.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You started rummaging around looking for some sort of soap.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you found a bar of it, you put on your trousers and left to find yourself a secluded stream or pond to go bathe yourself.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finding a lake, you took a quick look around to make sure no one was watching.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were hoping that you had gotten there early enough so that no one would come around and catch you in the buff.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, you know what they say, whatever can go wrong will go wrong.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were in the water, rubbing the bar of soap about your body for about twenty minutes, you were rather enjoying your bath.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You even started to hum a little tune.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Enjoying your bath a little too much, you didn't notice the three little fillies coming over the hill.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They stopped dead in their tracks when they saw you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a good minute before you noticed you had visitors.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning around and opening your eyes, you notice the three little ponies and freeze in place, feeling their eyes on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyes stare into theirs from afar for about ten seconds...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...then everyone begins screaming.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshitssougly!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh my God, I'm so sorry you had to see this!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You then grab your clothes and sprint over to the nearest bush.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Run, we have to tell somepone!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brilliant, you might just get labelled a paedosexual streaker.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least they understood why you wore clothes all the time in public.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Because you were still wet, you had leafs from the bush stuck all over you, just perfect.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You brushed off as much as you could and put your clothes back on, you were going to be itchy for the rest of the day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some time later, you made your way over to Twilight's castle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You reconsidered the route you were taking, your passing through Ponyville didn't necessarily silence their conversations, but you still garnered much attention.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Negative attention that is.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was pretty obvious that they were all talking about you, and they definitely weren't saying nice things.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight never really gave you a specific time for you to be at her castle, but even if she did you didn't have the time anyways.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But there was still the clock tower, but it wasn't always within your line of sight.</span><br />&quot;That thing has nothing on Big Ben&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wondered if it provided a nice 'bong' every hour like it did at home.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Arriving at the castle, you knock on the front doors.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You scratch your arse a little bit as it is still itchy from this morning.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A pinkish aura shines from the doors, you back away a little bit to let them open.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was Twilight that answered it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Judging by her facial expression, you had done something that didn't amuse her.</span><br />&quot;I take it that news came out of, well, my rather indecent exposure...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I've spoken with my friends, and they've agreed to provide you employment, whenever you get paid I would recommend you invest in a bathtub&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Duly noted miss Sparkle.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She takes you to the the main throne room, looked like there were several seats for her friends.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie were gathered there as well.</span><br />&quot;Hold on a moment, these are your thrones?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Umm, yes.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Are you all... Royals?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, Twilight is the one with the title of 'Princess'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyes must have turned as big as dinner plates when you heard her friends say that.</span><br />&quot;Oh my God, how could have I been so blind, I am so sorry your majesty!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bowed down as low as you could so you could grovel in front of her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please, there's no need for that, I don't exactly demand this kind of attention anyways&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She never was a fan of ass-kissing.</span><br />&quot;Forgive me, your highness&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please don't call me that&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now it was time to get down to business.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Like I said, my friends are willing to provide you with work so you can support yourself here&quot;.</span><br />&quot;I must say, I am most grateful for the opportunities you are giving me&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You discussed the arrangements and schedules with each of them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, you would be working at Sweet Apple Acres for Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thursday and Friday you would be working at the Carousel Boutique for Rarity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the weekends, you would be working at the Sugarcube Corner, although Pinkie would still have to discuss the arrangements with Mr. and Mrs. Cake.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After the meeting, you went back to the home they gave you, they had sent you with a calendar and a clock so you could make it to work on time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You decided to do more work on your new house, you threw away some of the unnecessary beds, keeping only two.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why two, on the off chance you had guests to accommodate.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Considering the scorn you were getting from the locals, that seemed highly unlikely.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But hey, you never know.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You also made sure to wash out the beds and make sure there were no more traps in any of them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Secretly, you wished you could get a trap in your bed, hehe...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;More junk piled up next to the house, you were going to have to deal with that sooner or later, preferably sooner, the house is an eyesore to begin with and it didn't need another next to it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Early that evening, Rarity and Applejack had showed up to your house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Oh, 'ello there, what brings you here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, ya kinda traumatized our sisters this mornin'...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So we decided to take the liberty and save you some time and money and got you this old bathtub from Applejack's farm&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She used her magic to float the tub over your head and just went ahead and dropped it upside down on you.</span><br />&quot;Bloody hell!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please clean yourself up before coming to the boutique tomorrow&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they walked away, you lifted up the tub.</span><br />&quot;Thank you very much, madame, this is much appreciated&quot;.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't really think that they caught your British sarcasm, but nonetheless, you truly were grateful for the gift.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You haul the thing off into your house with some difficulty.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Knowing it was going to be a while before you got any plumbing utilities installed, you were going to need this thing propped up on bricks or something so you'd be able to drain it out with pots.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was time to get ready for tomorrow, today was a long day and you just wanted to get some sleep.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You got up early the next day to prepare for your workday with Rarity and you wanted to make a good impression.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Remember: if you're early, you're on time, on time, you're late, late... don't bother showing up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was about a half hour before your scheduled start time when you arrived at Rarity's home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knock on the door and wait a few minutes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning around for a moment, you take a look at Rarity's beautiful home.</span><br />&quot;Fine place to have a house like this, quite a nice view of the town here&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The door opened without you noticing, it was Sweetie Belle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Using this opportunity, she used her magic to lift up a threading needle, and aimed the sharp end at your buttocks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;C'mon, easy....&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She inched it closer and closer, until finally the was close enough to put forward one final thrust.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You couldn't help but let out a girly little scream and a lewd looking blush when it struck.</span><br />&quot;AAAHH! Bloody hell, who pinched me buttocks!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You noticed Sweetie Belle, 'avin herself a giggle.</span><br />&quot;You little ankle biter...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh Rarity! Your worker's here!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do let him in, please&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You followed the little marshmallow white filly inside.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're a little early, my sister will be down in a minute&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Thank you...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The rest of her home was as lovely as it was on the outside, something you hoped to emulate in your house whenever you got the money to start renovating.</span><br />&quot;Was there any reason you had to do what you did back there, erm, whatsyourname...?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sweetie Belle, and I had to get your attention, didn't I?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Certainly there must have been some other way...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, but that big butt of yours seemed like the most obvious place to hit&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were visibly taken aback by what she said, hell, you were blushing.</span><br />&quot;My, how dare you!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had herself a little chuckle then went on her way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You might have been a little on the chunky side, but your arse couldn't be that embarrassingly big.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, she did see you naked yesterday, she might just be picking on you for that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least, you hoped.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, Rarity had come downstairs to meet you.</span><br />&quot;A pleasure to be meeting you again&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see you've formally met my sister.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes yesyesyes, quite a piece of work that one is...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You didn't try anything funny with her, like attempting to molest her, did you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good God, these creatures were judgmental.</span><br />&quot;Even more embarrassing than that, she molested me.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You said that as you rubbed your rump on the spot she poked you, this seemed to amuse Rarity a bit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Very well, let me show you around&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her home and business wasn't that big, so the tour didn't take long.</span><br />&quot;So what shall be my role in this business of yours?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You will be working upstairs assembling whatever articles of clothing I request&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There are sales people (the attractive workers), then there are people who work in the back (the workers people would rather not look at).</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Since the citizenry is not exactly comfortable with your presence, you would of course be working in the back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Plus, you had to admit, the proprietor of this establishment was rather attractive.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That is, for an equine.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just didn't like the idea of finding any of the locals attractive, you wouldn't dare touch most women of a different race, why a whole different species?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But hell, who could help it?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why couldn't humanity be this adorable looking?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anyways, the tasks she would be having you do weren't difficult by any means.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Getting to work, you found that it was actually rather pleasant working for her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The one bad part of this job was the repetitiveness.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you kept sticking yourself every now and then.</span><br />&quot;Ah, bugger!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You would only be getting paid next week.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That kinda sucked, you didn't have much food left, and you had no money (well, locally accepted currency anyways, you had plenty of banknotes that were pretty much as good as firewood).</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Would you have to beg for your meals until payday?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hoped it didn't come to that, the pones dislike you already, acting like a bum wouldn't make their opinion of you any more favorable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;End of the day, you headed home.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seemed your food dilemma was resolved for the moment, since you found a rather pleasant surprise waiting at your door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A gift basket, filled with over ripened fruits and vegetables, and stale pastries, was waiting in front of your door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn't top quality gourmet eating, but it was edible, and that's all that really mattered.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Inside it was a note.</span><br /><br />Hello Mr. Anonymous,<br /><br />It didn't occur to us initially that you had little (if any) food, so we put together this gift basket for you, this way you won't have any excuse to beg for food or steal it.<br />We're sorry about the low quality of the foodstuffs, but the point of this is to sustain you until next week.<br /><br />Good luck, Anonymous.<br /><br />Twilight Sparkle<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A very heartwarming message.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knew magic existed here, but was this purple one able to read minds?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, you appreciated the gesture.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You got yourself prepared for the next workday.*</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your insides weren't cooperating with you the next morning.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seemed last nights dinner was acting up, and it wanted to get out badly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You rushed out into the little patch of woods near your house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As soon as you were sure you were out of sight, you dropped your pants.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It felt as if all the evils of your world followed you, were stored up within your body, took liquid form, and were now being expelled all at once.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It appeared you would have to deal with this regularly for the next week until you could buy your own fresh food that wouldn't make you shit your pants.</span><br />&quot;Bloody wankers, they may as well try to poison me!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;For all you know, that's probably what they were doing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They may as well have sent you Haribo sugar free gummy bears, oh God, you hoped they didn't have anything like that here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If they kept this up, you might just develop trust issues.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After the most brutal shit you ever took in your life, you got yourself dressed in your usual suit and tie and headed off to Rarity's.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't bring a lunch, you'd rather starve than have problems at work with... your bowels.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Things were pretty much the same as yesterday, all the precise repetitive work helping Rarity fill orders and such, with the occasional moving of inventory.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the end of the day, you remembered that you'd need to be prepared for Monday's work with Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How fortunate you started working on a Thursday.</span><br />&quot;Excuse me, miss Rarity, I wish to ask something of you&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is it Anon?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You see, coming this Monday, I am going to be starting my work with Applejack on her farm, and I don't have any clothes that I can do hard manual labor in. Would you happen to have any materials that you aren't using for me to make work clothes? You may take it out of my payment and I will make them myself&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, since you asked so politely, I'll see what I have&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She managed to get you some old denim and cotton rolls, these were perfect for you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really didn't know the first thing about making clothes from scratch, but it seems you wouldn't be alone on this endeavor.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hold it right there, allow me to help you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She must have suspected that you didn't really know what you were doing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the course of about a half hour, you had yourself two sets of clothes you could get dirty in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not only that, you also learned the basics of making your own clothing.</span><br />&quot;Thank you very much miss Rarity, I really appreciate it&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah, you're so polite...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course you were, you weren't a damned chav.</span><br />&quot;I look forward to working with you next week&quot;.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was obvious that she still wasn't very trusting of you, she kept tabs on you while you were working to make sure you weren't stealing anything.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least you were starting to get on her good side.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Tomorrow you would have to head on over to the Sugarcube corner, you wouldn't be starting your job there yet, you were just going to negotiate your scheduling and finalize it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After another brutal morning deuce (which you made sure to bury this time), you headed off, in your usual prim and proper attire that Rarity would admire.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You got the usual dirty looks from the locals as you made your way over to the Sugarcube Corner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It didn't end when you made it there though, as soon as you entered all the patrons fell silent.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Walking over to the counter, they continued to stare at you, either with anger or fear, probably both.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Mr. and Mrs Cake, and Pinkie Pie were all waiting at the counter.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, hello Mr. Anonymous, if you don't mind, would you mind coming with me into the kitchen?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You understood you were the elephant in the room, if that was the best way to describe it, here so getting out of sight of their customers made sense.</span><br />&quot;I perfectly understand, Mr. Cake&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You followed the pone into the kitchen and closed the door behind you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, and Pinkie, would you mind coming in with us too?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She obviously did mind judging by her gulping and hesitation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't exactly sure why her presence was requested, but you noticed that she had her own throne that that palace outside the town, probably something to do with that.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As soon as everyone requested was in place, the meeting began.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now Anon, please understand that you're not going to be working for us every weekend...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You thought to yourself: &quot;So I'll be making less money, bollocks!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least you would get some weekends to yourself to relax.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We'll be asking for your help whenever it gets too busy for us alone, or if one of us isn't able to work on those days&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sounds pretty good, but how would they contact you if you were needed?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They didn't seem to have telephone communication, even if they did, your cellphone was done for.</span><br />&quot;How will you be getting in contact with me about that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We'll send Pinkie over to your house and have her leave a note on your door, that won't be a problem, will it Pinkie?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Again, it was, judging by her hesitation, but she still promised to do as he says.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y....Y-yes Mr. Cake...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How were you going to convince her that you had no intentions on hurting her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That would be something you'd have to figure out at another time.</span><br />&quot;I am content with these terms, shall I start today&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, that past few days have been pretty slow, so no, you have this weekend off&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Very well, thank you very much once again for this employment opportunity&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turned to Pinkie and bowed slightly to her.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was going to be a couple of days before you started working for Applejack, so you decided to take it easy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There wasn't much you could do on your house at the moment, except try to get that pile of trash away from it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But when you got home, you got the idea to start yourself a little bonfire.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You took some stones and made a little circle in front of the house where you were going to have your fire pit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had no plans on burning everything at once, actually, you hadn't really assessed whether or not you were getting rid of everything in the pile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Once you start remodeling you might find something in the pile that might be useful to you, or you might find out that something WAS useful but you burnt it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But then again, you were just tired of looking at this pile of rubbish.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You took a bunch of wooden objects out of the rubbish pile.</span><br />&quot;Into the fire it goes!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After you had a sizable heap, you went into the nearby forest to pick up some tinder to start the fire.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You took out your Zippo lighter and started it up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankfully for you, your smokes also came with you.</span><br />&quot;Looks like its time for a fag&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't really know why you started smoking in the first place, but given things in the UK, it was bound to get banned soon, so you thought, 'get your fill while you can, I guess'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sure it was killing you, but you died before your time anyways, so...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As the fire got going, you lit up your cigarette.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You inhale, and let the mint flavored smoke caress the walls of your nostrils and pour out.</span><br />&quot;Ah, lovely, no wonder the Negroes enjoyed smoking these&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Negroes don't smoke menthols ,they smoke crack!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was a joke one of your friends made before, he got into some deep shit for that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, one shouldn't be making nig-nog jokes in school anyhow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You also had a bite to eat while you enjoyed the sight of the fire, you even found a nice little desert in the basket.</span><br />&quot;Ah, bloody glorious, mushroom... I mean, marshmallows!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Damn slipping of the tongue.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anyways, you got yourself a stick, and started roasting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This would've been impossible to do in the UK without attracting a police constable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you were having your little treat, Twilight was observing you from afar.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She watched through a telescope on the balcony of her castle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Peering through the device, she was taking notes while she was at it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few minutes later, Spike arrives.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, are you still spying on that guy?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He's still not exhibiting any types of human behaviors...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And by 'human', you mean being destructive, right?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, that's the only general behavior they ever saw in humans until they met you, so yeah...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Exactly, it seems he's making good on his promise to behave while living here&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, you remember what Applejack said, right?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That she did.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We shouldn't be letting our guard down, for all we know this could just be a really good act&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She took that into consideration and went back to her telescope to resume her observation.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went back inside for a brief moment to get the blank book and pen you found earlier, you figured now was the time to start keeping a journal.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Getting yourself comfortable in front of the fire, you began writing.</span><br /><br />Dearest diary,<br /><br />September 30th of <span class="nu0">2014</span> saw the day of my demise at the hands of a plumber I hired, damned Pollack, it's rather unfortunate since they were one of the few migrants I actually liked. I always pictured a violent death being bestowed upon me by a Pakistani, but anyways, it is apparent that I have died and the afterlife appears to be a world populated by these adorable, magical, equine beings. Seems rather pleasant at first glance, but it seems that these creatures are more xenophobic and judgmental than people have ever claimed me to be.<br />I think I might have a theory of why this may be the case, it would seem that I wasn't the first to arrive here, judging by the Cyrillic text that's been spray painted all over this over sized shack they called a home. Perhaps whoever was here first provided a rather poor representation of what humans are like, they may have been received with open arms and acted like complete lunatics, meanwhile, I get the crap end of this stick and I'm shunned, despite my being polite at all times (either that, or the stereotype that Brits are ill-behaved tourists seems to have followed me here).<br />Nonetheless, in true British Imperial tradition, I shall survive here, no, I will prosper here! I will show the locals that I am no savage, that I am a proper human being, Come hell or high water!<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shortly after this, you put out the fire and went to bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slept all the next day, you would be well rested when you began working for Applejack on her farm.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Monday morning came around, and having gotten well over twenty hours of sleep, you were well prepared for the hard labor ahead of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Arriving early, as always, you saw Applejack and what you assumed was her brother already starting their work.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course they would be, this is common of anyone that works in farming.</span><br />&quot;Top of the morning to you, miss Applejack!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah, good, yah made it, I was thinkin' maybe a chubby thing like you wouldn't be up to this kinda work...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seemed she was about to say something else, but she stopped to take a closer look at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, you were pretty chubby when ah last saw ya, slimmin' down already?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were afraid of eating most of the stuff they gave you in that gift basket, even when you ate it you shit your organs out.</span><br />&quot;I guess it had something to do with the food you sent me, heh...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shortly after she gave you a grand tour of Sweet Apple Acres, which took a little less than an hour.</span><br />&quot;I must say this is quite the impressive farm you have here, what will be my job here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You've arrived just in time for the harvest season, you're going to be helpin' me and Big Macintosh buck apples in the orchard.</span><br />&quot;Buck?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Lemme show ya how it's done&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She goes over to the tree, gives it a good kick, and all the apples on it fall into the baskets at the bottom.</span><br />&quot;Fine form...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now you try on that tree over there&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Well, my legs are not that good for kicking, but I'll give it a shot.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gave yourself a running start, jumped into the air and struck the tree.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All that happened was you bouncing off the tree and falling ass first into one of the baskets.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The tree seemed to want to reward your effort by letting one apple fall onto your head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack was having herself a good laugh at this embarrassing moment of yours.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It took her a little while for her laughing to subside.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hold on a moment, I think you'll need to use this...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She went inside the barn and picked up a sledgehammer for you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now give it a try&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Firmly grasping it, you prepared to give a good swing at the apple tree that seemed to be mocking you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't exactly in peak physical condition and you were never that strong by any standards, but you gave it a go anyways.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gave it a good whack, but alas, only a few apples fell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It took a few hits before you could get all of them from the tree.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack was giggling a little bit, you obviously couldn't compare to the Polish worker she had two years ago.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were a white collar worker, this was asking a bit much from you.</span><br />&quot;Miss Applejack, I know these are your trees, but don't you think that this is bad for them?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Believe me, these trees are bred to be strong, but it looks like it's not very good for you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had a point there, you were already exhausted.</span><br />&quot;Perhaps I would be able to harvest these much quicker if I were to climb the tree and rustle them off the branches&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright then, do what ya gotta do, as long as these apples get picked while they're still fresh&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Climbing the trees got exhausting very quickly, but you still continued on for the next four hours until Applejack called for you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You can take a break, Anon, we're serving lunch&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You could only hope that they weren't serving something that would give you diarrhea.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You brought your pack of Lucky Strikes with you, you could use a smoke right about now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As much as you'd like to think the nicotine didn't get to you and that you weren't addicted, you were addicted.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How did you know that? Because it seemed to satisfy your hunger.</span><br />&quot;Blimey, I hope I can get more fags here&quot;.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After that one hour break, you trudged on for the next few hours climbing trees and rustling the apples off of them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If that wasn't hard enough already, Applejack's little sister had to give you a hard time by shooting rocks at your ass with a slingshot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And of course, she would continue the jokes her friend Sweetie Belle started about your big fat rumpus.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Applebloom! You stop that!&quot;</span><br />&quot;My word, is she always like this when you get new people working for you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nah, just the ones who're s'posed to be wearin' clothes but decided to go skinny dippin'&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Oh my God, will I ever hear the end of this?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The work didn't get any easier for the next two days.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With the hard manual labor you were doing, coupled with the fact that your eating had been significantly reduced, you were losing weight pretty quickly.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, Friday came around and you saw your first ever payment for your work with Rarity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At last, you could afford a meal that didn't make you shit blood.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not only that, you could afford to start doing some more substantial renovations on your home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was, after all, cleaned up and ready for that kind of work.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First thing you decided to buy in beautifying your house was paint.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was all you could afford for the moment, all you needed was time this weekend to get working on it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unfortunately, you would be needed at the Sugarcube corner for that time, judging by the note that was left at your doorstep.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You showed up at the time requested and spoke to the Cakes about what you would be doing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You can start by washing the windows, then later we'll be getting a few shipments of supplies...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Couldn't be that much, after all, this wasn't a very big establishment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Boy how you wished you were right.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After that first task, you were then presented with cart after cart of all the various things the little bakery would need for the day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Flour, eggs, various fruits (which included some of the apples that you helped pick at Applejack's orchard), sugar, and all that other good shite.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Didn't you have to let apples age a little bit before you used them in cooking, or were you crazy?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ah well, it's their shop, what did you care.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After that two hours of backbreaking labor, you sat down at the back of the building and had yourself a smoke.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You peered into a nearby window and looked inside the kitchen where Pinkie Pie was working frantically as if she were a short order cook.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You got up to look around at the front of the building and there was a fairly long lineup, seems they were in the middle of a rush.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finishing up your short break, you discarded the butt of your cigarette and headed inside to help Pinkie.</span><br />&quot;Excuse me, miss Pie, but are you in need of assistance?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;One look at you and she let out a little scream.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nonononononnonono! It's okay, I can handle this myself!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, in your presence she began working faster, although she became a bit clumsier.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few seconds later she tripped on one of her own hooves and fell flat on her face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rushing over to help her up, she dashed onto her feet and continued to exclaim that she didn't need your help.</span><br />&quot;Pinkie, look at what's happening, you need some help!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Mr. Cake called out for another order to be filled.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okayokay, fine, you can help, just don't hurt me!&quot;</span><br />&quot;I didn't plan on it, just lemme wash me hands and I'll get right with you&quot;.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good lord, who the hell abused this little puppy?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She turned into a scared, nervous little wreck whenever you were around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nonetheless, she still worked diligently making the various pastries to fill all the orders.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn't the backbreaking labor that you did for Applejack, but it was still just as exhausting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After about an hour, the rush ended, and you and Pinkie Pie could both take a much needed break.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few hours later, the shop was closing, and you were asked to bus tables and wash the floors.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It appeared that pones could be just as wasteful as western people like yourself.</span><br />&quot;Feck, did someone vomit on the floor or just regurgitate their food?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yep, just as bad as any other restaurant place back home.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the end of the day they paid you immediately.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They did this because of the nature of the scheduling, since you weren't going to work every weekend you couldn't wait for the next week reliably.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seems they made a good shekel today.</span><br />&quot;Same time tomorrow?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Actually, we don't think you'll be needed then, but if you are I'll send Pinkie to tell you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fantastic, you might be able to do some renovations yet!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the way home, you were getting a little agitated without nicotine in your system.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lit up another fag and continued on.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was then you noticed that you were almost halfway through your faggot of fags.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This was starting to worry you now.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You managed to get to a nearby hardware shop to pick up some more supplies before it closed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You also found you could afford some furniture, but you would have to wait for tomorrow to buy it since you couldn't carry that now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you got home, you set all that stuff aside and made yourself dinner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fixed yourself a hot cup of tea while you were at it, something you've been needing badly for the past couple of weeks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After that, you went to sleep for the night, you had a lot of work ahead of you tomorrow.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You woke up with a skip in your step that Sunday morning, ready to transform this shack into something worthy of a nobleman.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;By noon you had already applied a nice shade of red paint onto the front of your home, but you would need to buy more to get the rest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No matter, you wanted to get some interior work done anyhow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went into town to buy the furnishings you wanted yesterday.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Having to do it quickly, you knew the townspeople still didn't like you very much so you didn't want to stay there too long.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A table (that was actually in good shape), and a couple of chairs, all disassembled, was what you hauled back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The backbreaking journey you made ended in a rather unpleasant surprise.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All the paint you had applied earlier seemed to have been washed off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Earlier you heard something that sounded like a thunderstorm coming from this direction, perhaps it was a minor sun shower, a squall of rain if you will.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seemed rather suspicious that it came right over your house and no where else.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh well, you could still do some interior work.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was hiding behind a cloud, laughing at your confusion.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You continued on your usual routine, working for Applejack, then Rarity, then once again for Pinkie Pie.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For the past two weeks, you made improvements to your home whenever you could, it now looked pretty decent.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, the inside did anyways, whenever you tried to paint the exterior it got rainy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;EVERY TIME you painted, it would rain afterwards.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something was going on here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was also around this time you ran out of cigarettes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Two days without a smoke and you were already experiencing the symptoms of nicotine withdrawal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And boy were you pissed today.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was also this day that Rainbow Dash decided to stop by and mock you on your home improvement dilemma, just what you needed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Anon, looks like you missed a couple of spots!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Why thank you miss Dash, I don't think I would've caught that by meself&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Something wrong, Anon, the sight of such an awesome pone like me makin' you go blind?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were rubbing your eyes from a bad headache you were having, why the hell did you ever start smoking?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, right, they threatened to ban it, then you just had to have it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fecking psychology.</span><br />&quot;You happen to 'ave a fag to spare, would you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After you said that, something seemed to go off in the Rainbow pegasus' head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What'd you call me?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Whot?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She flew forward and gave you a good strike in your belly, knocking you to the ground.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You got back up onto your feet.</span><br />&quot;What in the hell was that about?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nobody calls me a fag!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She punches you in the mouth with her hoof and you fall to the ground again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Normally you wouldn't fight back, but this time, with you not having a smoke in a while, you weren't having it.</span><br />&quot;If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you were going full chav.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You tried to pounce on Rainbow Dash but she flew away just in the nick of time.</span><br />&quot;Where in the hell is that bloody pooftah!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was then it started raining.</span><br />&quot;What the fock!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking up, it was Rainbow Dash jumping on a cloud.</span><br />&quot;U fockin' wot m8? It was you smudgin' me paint?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Looks like you're not nearly as dumb as you look, and you look pretty dumb... and ugly!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She continued to laugh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Adrenaline was rushing through your body you were so pissed, the money she cost you trying to paint this damn place.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were now in the middle of blind rage.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You picked up a nearby stone and chucked it at her with the force of a thousand furious niggers, hitting here right between the eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OW, FUUUUUUUUU.....&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Great shot, you knocked her right off her nimbus.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A loud thud could be heard when she hit the ground.</span><br />&quot;Tagged ya! Ye peacock haired floying cunt!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stomped off back into your house and slammed the door behind you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, but Dashie wasn't done with you yet.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Next thing you knew, the door flew off its hinges and onto you, with Rainbow Dash trying to crush you with it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She jumped and jumped, pounced and pounced, until you rolled over and pushed the door off you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She pounced on you once more, grabbing your shirt and punching your face in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How did she grab your shirt with her hoof? Apparently ponies have great dexterity, unlike the horses from your world.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You kicked her right off you so hard she slammed into the ceiling.</span><br />&quot;Bugger off already!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;NOT BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh God, what can of worms have you opened up here?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grabbed a broom to try to defend yourself with.</span><br />&quot;For someone who's straight, you're awfully self conscious 'bout your sexual likings 'eh, floyin' pride flag?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, that was a big mistake.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She charged at you like a raging bull with wings, bumping you halfway through your house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You managed to fall onto your face, upon getting up, you noticed four little cyan legs wrapping their selves around your body.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had a hold of your lower torso and your neck, she then flew up and lifted you off the ground.</span><br />&quot;Unhand me you little...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unable to finish your sentence, she choked you and starting crushing your body.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good God was she strong.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'd be doing everypone a favor in killing you, but I'm kinda enjoying making you my bitch!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh God, was she getting off to this?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She then dived down, with you at the bottom, and slammed you onto your table, smashing it to pieces.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Flying back up, she flew you head first into one of your windows, shattering it in the process.</span><br />&quot;AAAAAAHHHHH, please, I give! No more, please!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seemed she heeded your plea for mercy, so she tossed you onto your new couch like a rag doll.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Panting from the beating you just received, Rainbow Dash trotted back over to you.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Lemme show you how straight I really am...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She proceeded to jump on top of you and dig into your pants.</span><br />&quot;What're you, OH DEAR GOD, OWOWOWOWOWOW!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking horse grip.</span><br />&quot;Please, I beg of you, don't do this to me, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She shoved her hoof into your mouth before you could cry for help.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shut up you little faggot, you're enjoying this, don't deny it, fag. Don't you feel it getting hard?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were most certainly not enjoying getting raped!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It felt like she was going to rip off your cock or crush it.</span><br />&quot;Please, all I wanted was a cigarette!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A what now?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She let go of your phallus and hopped off you and back onto the floor.</span><br />&quot;A cigarette, in my country we call them fags...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OOOOOOOHHHH, you smoke...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, and because I haven't had one in a few days I've been very irritated and anxious, it's killing me!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, so this was all just...&quot;</span><br />&quot;A big misunderstanding, yeah, that's exactly what this was you mong!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The little Rainbow bitch continued to chuckle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah well, I still had fun kicking your shit in...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She took a look down at her hoof, it was covered in blood and semen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Looks like you had fun too...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And like a bitch, she rubbed it off her hoof onto your shirt like you were a hand towel.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;See ya, chubby!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And just like that, she flew off.</span><br />&quot;One of these days, you little cunt, ONE OF THESE DAYS!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It would take about a week to fully recover from your wounds, you couldn't take up any legal action since you had no one you could trust in this world.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even if Twilight knew about this, the most she would probably give to Rainbow would be a stern warning.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a trip to the hospital and a fairly hefty medical bill (no socialized medicine here for you, commie!), you were prepared for work the next day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Granted, you were still sore as all hell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't tell anyone that Rainbow Dash beat you up, everyone would probably say you brought it upon yourself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hell, they might accuse you of rape, gather in an angry mob, and lynch you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good God, is this what it's like to be a nigger?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Or, worse yet, was this what it's like living in a feminist paradise?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seriously, what did you do in your past life to deserve this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn't all that bad, Twilight managed to find out about the incident and knew you weren't at fault, and her reaction was better than expected.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't know it at the time, but Twilight was spying on you through a telescope, and that little quarrel was what she managed to catch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One day a basket was left in front of your door with a note.</span><br /><br />Greetings Anon,<br /><br />As I am well aware of the events that unfolded with my friend, Rainbow Dash, I must say that that was unacceptable behavior from her. So because of this, I had her send you a little 'gift', to atone for her actions towards you.<br /><br />If you are wondering why I even bothered to do this, well, I would just like to reward your progress, you are a civilized being and as far as I know, you aren't deserving of the treatment you've received.<br /><br />Best of luck,<br /><br />Twilight Sparkle<br /><br />PS: You really should work on weaning yourself from this habit of yours, it's not good for you.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lifted up the cloth covering on the basket to reveal your gift.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a bundle of cigars.</span><br />&quot;Oh my God, I didn't they 'ad these here! God save Princess Twilight!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Despite this gift, you still weren't ready to completely forgive Dashie.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;PS: You really should work on weaning yourself from this habit of yours...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Not today, mate, not today&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smoked like a broken stove that evening.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lately, things seemed to be going pretty good for you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finally finished up your little renovation project, despite the setbacks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your home was now fit for a king, hell, you even managed to save enough money for some basic indoor plumbing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the end of October, you got to celebrate your first Halloween with them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Scratch that, 'Nightmare Night'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was the first of several holidays that they celebrated here like they did back at home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A popular costume this year was blackface.</span><br />&quot;Christ almighty, these people have no shame. I think I like them!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You also heard a popular costume last year involved everyone wearing the face of a Slavic liberator as a mask.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You still saw it from time to time while serving trick-or-treaters.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You couldn't help but laugh at the thought of them encountering a Jew.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Holy hell, imagine all the happy merchant masks and the trick or treaters asking for money.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The best part of all this, the locals were beginning to accept you, but you still had a LONG ways to go.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was lovely getting to converse with other beings while not in a work or business setting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was this night that you realized just how lonely you were.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking a look at the bits you had saved up, you got an idea.</span><br />&quot;I should get a pet, but where do I go to acquire one?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a little bit of thinking, you remembered one pony that you hadn't really conversed all that much with.</span><br />&quot;Ah, Fluttershy, I remember hearing of her being some sort of animal caretaker&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was pretty easy to overlook, what with her quiet demeanor and all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That, and the fact that she avoided you at any cost (almost as bad as Pinkie still does).</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The next time you had a break from work, you would head on over to Fluttershy's cottage.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Grabbing a bag of horse shekels, you went on your way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't really in much of a hurry for it was a beautiful autumn day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A little more than an hour, you found Fluttershy's place.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Inside, Angel bunny had arrived to alert Fluttershy of your presence.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no, not him, anyone but him!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unfortunately for her, Discord wasn't around to ward him off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Where is he when you need him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Frantically, she was working to hide all her animals, thankfully most have either migrated elsewhere or were getting ready to go into hibernation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, the bear was still around, he wasn't ready to start hibernating yet, and trying to hide him would be a challenge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went up to the door to knock.</span><br />&quot;Is anybody at home?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You waited a few seconds and got no answer...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you got an idea.</span><br />&quot;What I said was, is anybody at home?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nu'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy gasped and covered her mouth with her hoof, horrified that she uttered a word.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She continued to try to hide her animal friends.</span><br />&quot;Bother, isn't there anyone here at all?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nobody!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Somebody, because somebody must have said 'nobody'... Fluttershy isn't that you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Well isn't that Fluttershy's voice?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She reaches over to grab a nearby pot and speaks into it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't think so, it isn't meant to be&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was then you stuck your head into the window.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't expecting it, but you managed to recreate that scene from Winnie the Pooh where he goes to Rabbit's house for lunch, pretty much flawlessly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVp6I6grlQ</span><br />&quot;My word, you played the part perfectly, love&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After about five seconds of staring at you, she screamed and shoved the pot onto your head.</span><br />&quot;Ahh, bloody hell!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fell backwards onto your ass, and the back of your head slammed into a rock, shattering the pot in the process.</span><br />&quot;What in the hell was that for?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please, just go away!&quot;</span><br />&quot;All I want to do is buy a pet, I brought money!&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't want any of your dirty money!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dirty money? You earned this through legitimate means.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Or was the money dirty because you touched it?</span><br />&quot;Please, for the love of all that is decent in this world, all I am looking for is a companion, do you have any idea what it's like to be isolated the way I am all the time?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy was starting to feel bad now, although she still didn't budge.</span><br />&quot;Miss Fluttershy, do you know what it's like not to have a friend in the world?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still no answer, but Fluttershy was silently crying at this point.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even though she didn't like you, it still wasn't a reason to be unkind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, you shook the bag of bits, that's when she opened the door, and sighed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuggen Flutterkike.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Huehuehue</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright then, but only one!&quot;</span><br />&quot;That's all I was planning on taking...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She called out the animals, letting them know its safe.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you noticed the bear...</span><br />&quot;HOLY FOCK!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bear let out a scared little roar, and went back to hide.</span><br />&quot;Oh God, you have a bear!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I care for all animals&quot;.</span><br />&quot;If you were so scared of me arriving, why didn't you just send him after me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She went over to go hug and pet the big fuzzy beast.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, well, he is very much a softie, plus he was, sort of... raped by...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Belorussians?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm not sure if it was that kind of...Russian, but yes, one of them did it, but how would you have known?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, not many people would believe me when I said this, but I've actually been to Belarus, and I can assure you that they are incredibly tough people, just like the rest of the Slavic world, and they certainly know how to brutalize a bear&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;MeanwhileinBelarus.jpg</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After talking about your travels and using your British charm to get Flutters not to despise you, you began the process of choosing a pet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Decisions, decisions, descisions...</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Going around, all the available animals were lined up as if they were standing at attention.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had no idea that she could house so many creatures on this quaint little cottage.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She must've had an entire national park here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not only that, she had plenty of exotic creatures.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With so much to choose from, you would spend about an hour trying to decide on a pet.</span><br />&quot;I don't suppose I'd be able to take a pretty little thing like you home, now would I?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were talking to Fluttershy, and the un-amused look on her face said either one of two things...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do I look like a prostitute to you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Or...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You don't have nearly enough bits to buy me...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Twas a bit of playful banter, a joke if you will...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still not amused, she rolled her eyes at your corny joke.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You thought about the little reference to Winnie the Pooh you made an hour ago, and decided that you wanted to adopt the bear.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At first, the bear was very apprehensive about going home with you.</span><br />&quot;Look, you don't have to come tonight, in fact, I'd be alright if you would live with me just part-time.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bear, still looking nervous, looked over to Fluttershy.</span><br />&quot;We can negotiate this if you wish&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;And that is just what you did for the next half hour.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, everything was settled.</span><br />&quot;Very well then, whenever he's ready you can bring him over to my house&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I suspect that you're a nice person, well, at least nicer than those... Russians...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Belorussians&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Right, but please, just promise that you won't do anything to hurt him&quot;.</span><br />&quot;You have my word, miss Fluttershy&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You looked over to your new fuzzy, soon-to-be friend.</span><br />&quot;May I call you Winnie?&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One week later, Fluttershy was at your door with Winnie.</span><br />&quot;Glad you could make it!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It took a lot of encouragement to get him here&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Well, I hope this can get him to stay here, for a little while at least&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had taken the liberty of preparing a meal of fish and chips with honey and other treats for desert.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knew the bear was at least going to enjoy the fish and honey.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's been a while since I've even seen this place, you've really made it livable&quot;.</span><br />&quot;When your friend Twilight first gave it to me it was but a dilapidated old shack...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It was always that way&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Right, but anyways, I couldn't bear to live in this place in such a state, so I got to work on it once I got the monwy to do so...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;This little conversation continued all through dinner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With making Fluttershy's acquaintance, it seemed with you were on good terms with most of the citizens in the community.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, maybe not Rainbow Dash, but you'll figure a way to get even with her.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The first couple of weeks with your new pet were rather troublesome, but soon enough he would come to see you more as a friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Although, he doesn't always make things easy for you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;House training him was a bit of a challenge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You would've thought that Fluttershy would've handled that ages ago.</span><br />&quot;'Ey! Winnie, what the fock is this?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't know what possessed him to take a dump in front of your door, but you had to discipline him.</span><br />&quot;I keep tellin' ye and tellin' ye, go in the bloody forest to do that!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hearing his sad little growls let you know that he was genuinely ashamed of what he did.</span><br />&quot;Come on now, I know you're better this, you're smarter than the average bear, now go get the shovel, let's get this out of here&quot;.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some time later, Winnie would soon prove his usefulness beyond companionship.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One morning, you were rudely awakened by the sound of eggs and rocks being thrown at your house.</span><br />&quot;What the hell?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS: HUMAN REMOVERS!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking out one of the front windows, you were startled to see an egg shattered right before your eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Great shot! Too bad the window was closed!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and a bunch of other younglings gathered in your front yard.</span><br />&quot;Whot the bloody feck is this?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's chubby cheeks!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Would they ever stop with that shit!</span><br />&quot;Get off my bloody lawn, all of you!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Get him!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As soon as Scootaloo called put that command you were pelted with a barrage of stones, eggs, and rotten fruits and vegetables.</span><br />&quot;Please, make it stop!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You took a good hit from a rock right into your eye, and slipped on some rotten plant matter.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Falling down, you were now at the mercy of these fillies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie looked on as you were being bullied by these children, he knew he had to do something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Their attack was at an end when the bear came out, jumped over your body, and let out a loud roar.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All the little fillies screamed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;AAAAAAHHHHH, BEAR, RUN AWAY!!!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He ran forward a little to chase them away, then came back to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;IT's GOING TO EAT HIM!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;BETTER HIM THAN US!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He grabbed you with his big arms and shook you, trying to get you to regain consciousness.</span><br />&quot;Ughh, are they gone?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie gave a little roar to assure you that they were.</span><br />&quot;Thank you...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fainted shortly after, and your ursine friend brought you over to your bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like you not only had a pet, but a body guard as well.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The next day, Twilight had brought all the fillies that harassed you over to your house to issue an apology.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Easier said than done, none of them wanted to get within twenty feet of your house knowing you had a bear.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You eventually got to teaching Winnie proper etiquette.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fashioned him a small wardrobe, which included several red shirts, and a couple of dress shirts, bow ties, and blazers.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Teaching him to walk upright was a bit of a challenge, but he was able to get it pretty quickly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good thing to, it made getting him through town to get to Fluttershy's place much easier.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Things have been looking up for you in the past few months.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The locals seemed to have completely warmed up to you, not viewing you as some sort of boogeyman, or something or other.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even Pinkie Pie was no longer afraid of you...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As a matter of fact, she let you know by throwing a 'the day I was no longer afraid of the human' party.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All her friends were gathered for it, you were now even able to call them your friends as well.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even the blue and rainbow one that tore you a new arsehole, but you still held a secret grudge against her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You found this party to be a bit strange, but you liked it nonetheless.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After the party, Twilight approached you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, can I have a word with you?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Certainly, your highness&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I told you before, there's no need to call me that, but anyways, I just wanted to say that I'm proud of the progress that you made&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Why, thank you very much, Twilight&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;In fact, I think you're ready to come with me to Canterlot, Princess Celestia would be glad to finally meet an upstanding example of your race&quot;.</span><br />&quot;When do we leave?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know yet, I'll be sure to tell you when I find out&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everything was going smoothly over the next few weeks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was until, She arrived.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just as suddenly and unexpectedly as those that arrived before you did, she appeared in Ponyville.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Going into town that morning, you were wondering what all the commotion was about, what had captured everyone's curiosity?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, you saw her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A woman, very slender and petite, dressed in business attire.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Very pretty by any standards.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, herru, can you tell me where I am?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Judging by her accent and her face, she looked to be east Asian, most likely Japanese.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight had already come onto the scene to greet her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gave her the whole introduction and such, and led her off to her castle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;From the looks of things they seem to like her already, and she got a much warmer welcome than you did.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They most likely never encountered a human female before.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, Rainbow Dash came along...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Mr. Sanders...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Excuse me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That is your name, right?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had managed to forget the new name you gave yourself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You even had the name written out in gold letters above your front door, and you lived under it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After all, you didn't want to be just 'Anonymous' anymore.</span><br />&quot;Yes yesyesyes, what is it Miss Dash?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Is that a girl human?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Erm, yes?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looked back and fourth to her, and a what seemed to be a photograph in her hoof.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You sure she's not some sort of super advanced alien or something?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the hell was she going on about?</span><br />&quot;No, she's human, what would make you say that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She looks way too pretty to be human&quot;.</span><br />&quot;I beg your pardon?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, this picture Twilight got from some dude's 'girl' is the only view of human girls we ever got&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking a look, you cringed almost immediately.</span><br /><br />&quot;Good God, did this man not have standards?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The picture in question was that of a fat, unpleasant looking black woman.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Apparently he didn't, so women don't look like this where you come from?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Heavens, no! Unless they really mistreated their bodies...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmm, yeah, I see, would you mistreat her cute little body&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wot?</span><br />&quot;What are you getting at?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just come with me, Twilight wants to see you.&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You followed her over to Twilight's castle, the newcomer was not yet aware of your existence yet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight, the girl, and everyone else but you and Rainbow Dash was already upstairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wait here a moment&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, up the their throne room, they were in the middle of giving their formal greeting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Asking her where she's from, how she got here, and so on.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She wasn't really willing to answer the question of how she got here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You got here by dying, so you could only assume that she did too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Considering that she was from Japan, it's very likely she committed suicide.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But why would someone as beautiful as her do such a thing?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was something you felt you had to look into.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, how rude of us, we haven't even asked you for you name, darling.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You may carr me missu Hatsune&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight came down to get you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mr. Sanders, come on up&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It appeared that they wanted you to meet the newcomer.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mr. Sanders, as you may probably be aware of by now, we have a new citizen&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They're already referring to her as a 'citizen'?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What was this, Sweden?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why wasn't it so easy for you when you arrived?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As soon as you got a better look at her, you understood why.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good lord, from a distance you could definitely tell she was pretty, but up close she was absolutely stunning!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She waved at you in a very timid yet friendly way, it was adorable to say the least.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You raised your hand slowly to wave, but Rainbow Dash stomped on your foot as if to say 'NO!'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now, we need to find you a place to stay&quot;.</span><br />&quot;I would be glad to offer....&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She may stay with me for the night! Oh, I must get to work making you a wardrobe!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had plenty of room to accommodate her in your big empty house, but whatever...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only occupants of house at this point were you and Winnie (even then, he didn't stay there permanently).</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity practically fell in love with the woman and rushed her over to her house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On your way out, you were approached by Rainbow Dash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Sanders!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, Rainbow, what is it?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She grabbed you by the shirt to threaten you.</span><br />&quot;Wha... what are you doing?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Here's what I was getting at earlier: If you do anything to hurt her, I'm going to kill you with my own bare hooves!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Those memories of the first time she beaten and raped you came back to haunt you, like the brutal flashbacks of a Vietnam war veteran.</span><br />&quot;Please, PLEASE, I promise not to hurt her, just don't hurt me!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Glad you understand...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She dropped you, you didn't realize that she was flying up in the air while she was holding you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As everyone went their own separate ways, you went on home.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Along the way home, you kept cursing yourself on how you kept letting that little Rainbow bitch keep bullying you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You kept thinking to yourself, 'Seriously, how is that little rainbow maned horse able to bully me into submission constantly?'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was really embarrassing when you thought about it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even though you were in much better shape since you arrived, you were nowhere near the right condition to be able to attempt to fight her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, she would be brought to heel eventually, and from a rather unexpected source at that.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went about you business as usual for the next few weeks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seemed that everyone made a concentrated effort to keep you away from the new person in town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;From what you reckoned, the last time they had humans here they got brutes, and because of the example they set (which was likely sexually assaulting the locals) they suspected that you would likely do the same to this dainty woman.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They kept at it, even though it was implied that she wanted to have some sort of contact with you, but they didn't take heed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She hadn't explicitly expressed it yet, but it seemed she had taken a liking to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had to admit that you liked her as well, although it felt a bit strange since neither of you knew one another.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spoke about this to Winnie one night over a pint of your own home brewed ale.</span><br />&quot;I don't know what to do here, it feels a bit like Romeo and Juliet where the two lovers are forbidden from seeing each other...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Obviously the bear wasn't familiar with Shakespeare's works, but he understood the situation.</span><br />&quot;Do you know what it's like to be assumed a brute?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie shot you a look that said 'do you know who the hell you're talking to?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, right...&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went on over to the Sugarcube corner one weekend, even though your assistance wasn't specifically requested.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You thought you should go over to see if they needed help anyways.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Upon arriving you see that it was closed off for a private event.</span><br />&quot;What could be going on here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It looked like they were hosting a private party for the new resident.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knocked on the door.</span><br />&quot;Hello, I know that my assistance wasn't requested today, but I took the liberty of checking in to see of you needed help anyways...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nope, sorry! Can't come in without an invitation! Goodbye!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, I do have a welcoming gift at home, if you can just let me get it...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She then proceeded to slam the door on you before you could finish your sentence.</span><br />&quot;Very well then, perhaps I'll come around later to...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was then that Rainbow Dash showed her face in the window, staring you down with death in her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh God...</span><br />&quot;Okay, okay, I'm going!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;With your tail between your legs, you walked off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You decided to head on back home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Along the way you grumbled and cursed under your breath...</span><br />&quot;Fockin' cunts, takin' me for some brute even though I've been so well behaved, this skank comes along and they fall in love with her immediately... This is fockin' misandry, that's whot this is...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning around to wave your fist, you shouted...</span><br />&quot;If I 'ad meself a fedora I'd be tippin' it roight about now!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right after you said that, you felt something land gently onto your head.</span><br />&quot;What the hell?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You looked on up, it was Derpy in her mailmare's uniform.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had placed one of those hats onto your head.</span><br />&quot;Smartass...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Derpy couldn't help but blush, it's not often that someone describes her as 'smart'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I was going to go to your house to deliver it, but since I found you here... Well, goodbye!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who the hell could've sent this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking it off your head and looking inside, you found it was from miss Hatsune.</span><br />&quot;Who would've figured a girl actually liking to see a man in this?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even though you really didn't like this style of headware (and you were kidding about the whole fedora tipping joke), you decided to keep it since it was a nice gesture.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One day, you overheard a conversation between Hatsune and Rainbow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Although it was rude of you, you decided to eaves drop a little bit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You overheard that the woman practiced martial arts as a hobby.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Really? So do I! We've gotta spar sometime!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh good God, she'll kill her!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We can havu round now, if you wishu&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash was getting really excited.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright! You look pretty cool, but I'm gonna start out easy on ya&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You followed them out to the middle of an open field, not too far away from your house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As much as you didn't want to see the first human female to come here get pummeled, you had a morbid curiosity of how things were going to unfold.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hid in a nearby bush to watch the fight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash was in the middle of a warm up exercise, while the girl seemed to be meditating.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, I'm ready when you are!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hatsune got up, and turned towards Rainbow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;????!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They stood about five meters away from each other, they bowed down to one another, and took up fighting stances.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, counting down!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;3</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;2</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;1</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;FIGHT!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't want to watch, but you really couldn't help it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Damn (near) train wreck effect.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, to your surprise, she was holding her own.</span><br />&quot;My lord....&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash was already on the offensive, throwing punch after punch, kick after kick, going so fast that all you saw was a bright blue blur between her and Hatsune.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Amazingly, each one of these strikes was being blocked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though you weren't very optimistic about her prospects of beating the pegasus, you were rooting for her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wanted nothing more that for her to do to Rainbow Dash what she did to you.</span><br />&quot;Come on, kick her arse!&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hatsune plants a punch into Rainbow's belly, and another into her nose, and pushes her back a bit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Getting re-focused, you could see that Rainbow Dash was visibly surprised by her adversary's fighting ability.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girl bowed down and smiled.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So you're pretty good, guess I don't have to go too easy on you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How 'not easy', was she going to go on her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow charged forward, jumped and performed a jump kick towards the girl's face, but it was dodged and she missed completely.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As the pegasus was mid-air, the girl delivered an upwards punch straight into her belly, propelling her a few feet higher.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Flapping her wings, she rubbed her belly for a moment, then turned her attention back to her opponent.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hatsune looked up, smiled and waved at Dashie.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow was now visibly flustered.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seeing her get angry that she was getting beat was so satisfying to you that you could've gotten off to it.</span><br />&quot;YES!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Letting out a grunt, she then charges back down to meet her adversary back at the surface.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, now you're gonna get it!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seemed she was getting even angrier, judging by how her fighting style was getting sloppier and more erratic.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Miss Hatsune, however, remained graceful.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, Rainbow Dash flew up, pretty high actually.</span><br />&quot;What the hell is she doing?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right after you said that, she descended, and was closing in fast on where the girl was standing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was going to try to smash her.</span><br />&quot;Is she out of her mind!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even as she rushed ever closer, the Japanese girl remained calm, seeming to be waiting for her to touch down.</span><br />&quot;I can't watch this!&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For the Japanese girl, time seemed to slow down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She just stood there as Rainbow Dash rushed closer and closer to her, ready to smash her into the ground.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;YOU'RE MINE!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now approaching 100m away, Hatsune, still standing, had this to say...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;?????? (not today)...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was then when she performed a frontflip, kicking Rainbow in the face, less than a meter before she struck the ground, and deflected her like a pinball.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unfortunately for you, she kicked her into your direction.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opening your eyes, you had no time to react to what was rushing toward you.</span><br />&quot;JESUS CHIRST!!!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her face slammed into yours, knocking you out of the bush and onto your arse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The next thing you saw was Dashie's face against yours.</span><br />&quot;Oh bother...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You little creeper!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As she lifted her hoof up to plant it into your face, you let out a girlish scream.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You closed your eyes tightly, anticipating that your face was going to get smashed in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was the bangers and you were about to become the mash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, the killing blow never came, in fact, a big weight was lifted off your chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opening your eyes again, you got up and took a look around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What you saw next, was Rainbow Dash, being squeezed and choked by miss Hatsune.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She seemed to be petting and cudding her as she did so.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Will you prease pray nice with our friend?&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Trying to answer, all she could let out was cackling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I'm sorry...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She loosened her grip, allowing Rainbow to speak.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, okay, you win! I won't hurt him!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Good girr&quot;.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She let her, go, and as she did, Rainbow collapsed onto the ground.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash put her face into her hooves, seemed as if she was crying.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Japanese girl walked over to you, and offered you her hand to help you back onto your feet.</span><br />&quot;My word, that was amazing! Can you teach me to do that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She let out an adorable little chuckle, but as you just witnessed, her adorableness shouldn't make you underestimate her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you wishu...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You both then took a look over to Rainbow Dash, who was nursing her wounds and silently weeping to herself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anyone would be able to tell that she wasn't the kind of being that would accept defeat easily, the fact that she lost this fight was probably hurting her more than the wounds she got from it.</span><br />&quot;If you have somewhere to be, I'll see that she gets to the hospital&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, thank you, I nee to meet Twirightuh soon&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Be on your way then&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gave you a friendly little smile, then ran off back into town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turned over to Rainbow Dash, who was now balled up and had gone into a shrink.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As reluctant as you were to help someone who had beaten and molested you, you decided to show some kindness anyways.</span><br />&quot;Miss Dash, are you alright?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Piss off!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wanted to say, 'fine, be that way, 'ave fun crawling to the hospital, ya cunt', but you bit your tongue and continued to to offer help.</span><br />&quot;Can you walk?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She got up, she was able to walk on her own, albeit with a limp.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nnnngh, yea, I think...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Looks like you're having trouble, need me to help?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She trudged on for a moment, then collapsed&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Letting out a sigh, she admitted that she did indeed need help.</span><br />&quot;Come on, allow me to carry you to the hospital.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you arrived with the hurting pegasus, the staff immediately demanded to know how this happened to her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Did you do this?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I can assure you that I did not...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like they were getting ready to press charges on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow then interjected.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, don't worry, it's not his fault, it's mine&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can only hope they wouldn't tell a victim to just shut up...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well how did you get like this?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was Hatsune going to get in trouble for this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, you know what they say, don't fly under the influence, hehe...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Were they going to buy that?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Very well, but let this be a lesson to you...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh my God, they did.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Later that week, Rainbow came around to pay you a visit at your house.</span><br />&quot;Miss Dash, whatever are you doing here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I just came to say that I'm sorry...&quot;</span><br />&quot;What for?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You've been nothing but nice ever since you came here, and I've done nothing but bully you...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In your mind you were saying this:</span><br />&quot;If causing property damage, calling me names, intimidating and threatening to beat me, actually beating me, and molesting me all count as bullying, then yes you have done just that&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Schoolbullynotsotoughsincebeingmolested.jpg</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You took the time to take me to the hospital after all that, and I just wanted to say thank you&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Well, I couldn't find it in me to just leave you there&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I woudln't have blamed you if you did...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She put out her hoof.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can you accept my apologies?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pondered for a brief moment, then you gave her your hand and grabbed her hoof.</span><br />&quot;Apology accepted, mate&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, friends?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Acquaintances seemed to be more appropriate in this case, but what the hell.</span><br />&quot;Friends&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;So from that day forward, she was no longer a cunt to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, she still was sometimes, but usually in a playful manner.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For the next couple of weeks, something seemed a bit off...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Going about your duties, you couldn't help but notice that things seemed to have a bit of an... oriental look to them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A contemporary kind of oriental at that...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The local craft store now had little figurines that resembled big headed miniature Japanese characters.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One of them resembled you a little bit, and it was dressed in a little Union Jack suit.</span><br />&quot;What the hell?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elsewhere, little fillies were hard at work drawing rather crude anime-styled characters, again, looking like one of the only two humans living in town or the few that they've seen before.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good lord, it was like DeviantArt had come to this world in the form of a disease and was infecting the younglings.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They were also trying to draw Kanji text, which looked like they ate paper with the Latin alphabet, then vomited it onto another piece of paper.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In other words, it looked like written Welsh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went over to the Sugarcube Corner, you had yourself a sweet tooth and wanted to get something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you got near the door, you could hear laughter.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was your six pony friends, and miss Hatsune.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Coming out of their mouths was some of the most ridiculous and broken sounding Japanese that you've ever heard.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like she's running a crash course on her language.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seems she's not your typical Jap, she doesn't seem to be xenophobic and she certainly seems to be happy to share her culture with the world.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They had their selves a camera and it looks like they were getting ready for a group photo.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, okay, everyone front of camera! Everyone&#160;?????&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As the camera was about to flash she went ahead and made a couple of peace signs with her hands.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They continued on with their Japanese lesson.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turned around for a moment, and thought about the situation for a moment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The crappy art, their butchering of the language, their attempts at trying to act Japanese.</span><br />&quot;Oh my god...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The entire town was turning into goddamned weeaboos.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The worst part about it was, of all the fucking people to be enabling this behavior, a fucking Jap was teaching them this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stood there, looked up, and made a 1000 mile stare in the direction of your house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a few minutes, Twilight noticed you and came to the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey there Mr. Sanders, would you like to join us?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You continued to stare off into the distance, and simply walked off without acknowledging her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Umm, Mr. Sanders?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You paid no mind to her, you were going to need a stiff drink to forget all this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Make that a few stiff drinks.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally getting back home, Winnie was eagerly awaiting your arrival.</span><br />&quot;You, to the bar, now...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Giving a nervous little growl, he obliged.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You decided to build yourself a little mini bar for yourself some time ago, mostly stocked with home brewed stuff.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He shuffled beneath the counter for a few moments and came up wearing the tuxedo you made for him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'Thank you, Rarity, for teaching me what you know', is what you thought to yourself, admiring the classy bartender bear.</span><br />&quot;Triple shot of gin, if you please...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie, once again, fearfully growled upon hearing your request.</span><br />&quot;Now!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Working quickly, he prepared your drink.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As he brought it over to you, you yanked it from his paw and downed it in one gulp.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bear looked on, astonished to see you gulp down that much hard liquor.</span><br />&quot;Another...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;By the end of the afternoon, you must have drank more than half that bottle.</span><br />&quot;Oh, Winn-wi-Winneeee... the shite I've seen today... you seen it roight? It's some shite, innit?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He didn't know what the hell you were talking about, but he nodded and agreed anyways.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He didn't want to be pissing you off now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God bless the gentle giant.</span><br />&quot;Issall 'cause 'a that slant-eyed cunt, thas wot, fookin' chinky bitches&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You got pretentiously agressive when you were drunk.</span><br />&quot;I ougtta take a bayonet and skewer that cunt like me grand dad woulda, fookin' Japs, Hiroshima best day 'a me loife, thanks Yanks!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course, being the nutless little bitch that you were, you wouldn't dare try any of that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wouldn't even have the sand to say these things in front of her, drunk, sober, or high.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Besides, this little predicament in town wasn't worth lashing out like that.</span><br />&quot;Where's me lager?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Grabbing the bottle of freshly brewed beer, you chugged it down, and passed out in the bathtub shortly after.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The next day, you woke up, still fully clothed in the bathtub, with the worst hangover imaginable, and vomit across your chest.</span><br />&quot;Ahh, piss...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hobbling out of the bathroom, you took a look to your couch to find the bear asleep.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The big beast resting in the fetal position, you thought about how badly you must have treated him last night.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay, there's more than one way to interpret that sentence, but anyways...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He woke up, you were the first thing he saw, and the poor old bloke covered his face with his paws he was so scared of you.</span><br />&quot;Oh my, I'm so sorry Winnie...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He sadly growled to himself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just then, you heard someone knock on your door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hello, Mr. Sanders, are you there?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ah, cripe.</span><br />&quot;Bloody hell, I can't let them see me like this! Quick, tell them I've fallen ill or something!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie rushes over to the door while you went to go hide back in the bathroom.</span><br />&quot;Let me know when they've gone!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie answered the door to find Twilight and Hatsune there.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;????&quot;?????&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie, being the gentle oaf that he was, was more scared of her reaction than she was of him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Woah, calm down! You have nothing to worry about, he's just Mr. Sander's pet&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Within moments, they were able to face each other.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Excuse me, but is Mr. Sanders here? He was acting a bit strange yesterday and we came to see if he was alright&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Amazing, they were actually concerned about your well-being, perhaps you could truly consider them friends after all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie tried to tell them that you were sick today, but they didn't really seem to get the message.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Evidently, they didn't speak bear.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, as they were talking, you were trying to get yourself cleaned off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe we should come back later with Fluttershy, she'll be able to understand him, besides, he might not be feeling well today&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though she didn't understand the memo, she still got it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, in the meantime, could you make sure this gets to him?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She hands him a note.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bear gives her a reassuring nod, then they go on their way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shortly after they left, you came out of the bathroom, freshened up.</span><br />&quot;Ahhh, thank you, Winnie. What's this?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You took the note out of his trimmed claw.</span><br />&quot;It's from the girl, I wonder what she has to say&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hopefully she wasn't snooping around when you were saying all those hurtful things about her last night.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You opened up the envelope to read the contents.</span><br /><br />Hello Mr. Sanders,<br /><br />I know that you've been here for quite a long time, much longer than I have. And I also know that you've had a difficult time adjusting to this place, and the fact that you didn't have a single friend to turn to for help for most of your time here must've made the situation absolutely terrible for you. I couldn't bear to be lonely like that.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That, and the fact that you were hated by everyone for months also didn't help at all.</span><br /><br />Your friends told me everything, and it just hurt me inside to know that was happening to you, and you seem like such a nice person.<br />Anyways, I was wondering if you would like to get together sometime, perhaps for lunch.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was she asking you out on a date?</span><br /><br />I hope to hear back from you soon,<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Hatsune.<br /><br /><br />P.S: Twilight help me typewritering of this message, I try to fix English speak&#160;:<span class="nu0">3</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course she would've needed help.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But who would've thought that she actually liked you?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had your doubts, it sounded like she only had pity for you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Having a hard time believing that she did like you, you imagined that such a date was merely for condolences sake.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, on route to Twilight's castle.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Umm, Twiright, thank you for helping me with the letter&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Any time&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you think he likes me?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I can't imagine any reason why he wouldn't, oh, and you're really improving on your English!&quot;</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You got up for work the next morning, today you had to go report to Rarity at her boutique.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah, there you are Mr. Sanders, we've been worried about you&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Good morning miss Rarity, I apologize for not showing up yesterday, but I was ill&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went on with your day, but it was cut pretty short .</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh Mr. Sanders, could you please stop what you're doing and come upstairs with me?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Very well, may I ask what for?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You'll see&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You followed her up to what she called her 'inspiration room'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Would you kindly undo your shirt and pants?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Rarity, I like you, but not like that...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm taking your measurements so I can make you a new suit&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's all fine and dandy, but why was she doing this now?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I appreciate the gift, but is there any reason why you're doing this?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well you wouldn't want to be under dressed for your big date tonight, now would you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;U w0t m8?</span><br />&quot;What the bloody hell are you talking about?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You never got her message?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, yes, but I didn't know it was happening tonight!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not only that, you didn't even get to tell them if you wanted to do this or not...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, you did, but that's not the point.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not to worry, you'll be well prepared...&quot;</span><br />&quot;I still need to bring her a gift, it would be rude of me to show up empty handed, and she's given me no time to prepare one!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were stressing out now, why would she just come out of the blue with this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not to worry, I have just what you need&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As she finished taking your measurements, she brought you back downstairs and presented you with a gold necklace, with the biggest diamond that you have ever laid your eyes on.</span><br />&quot;My word, what a stone!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Spike helped me to find this&quot;.</span><br />&quot;I'm certain that I cannot afford this...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's my gift to you, so you may have a gift to give your date&quot;.</span><br />&quot;That is awfully generous, thank you so much&quot;.<br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went home to freshen up while Rarity continued with the finishing touches to your new suit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, Twilight and her friends were with Hatsune, helping her prep for the date.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wow, Rarity's outdone herself again, wouldn't ya say?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everyone took a moment to oogle at the girl for a moment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It must've been hard designing a dress for a non-pony, since she doesn't do that too often&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The dress she designed was made of silk, white with a slight pink tint to it, having the likeness of a kimono, it had a red circle on the right side breast and red sunbeams wrapped around the entire garment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Evidently she had some input on the making of this piece.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nonetheless, it was a clever use of the Imperial flag design, she looked like she would be a great contender for miss Japan.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They soon made their way over to Twilight's castle.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;About a half hour later, Rarity came over to your house to deliver you your new suit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You presented yourself at the door wearing only denim jeans and a white t-shirt.</span><br />&quot;Roight on time&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She presented you your outfit for the evening, dark-gray slacks and a black blazer, though it wasn't exactly a solid black for you could see a design sewn into the lapels.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just below the breast pocket on the right, she had etched in King Richard's first Great Seal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She must've been quite attentive when you gave history lessons on your home country.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the right light it actually shone on the fabric, how she managed this, on such short notice no less, you had no idea.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the lapel to the right, she included a small Union Jack pin, made out of crystal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Most of this must have been in the works for some time, there's no way she could've made all this in a day, magic or not.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Go on ahead, try it on&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grabbed yourself a white dress shirt and a bow tie and headed into the bathroom to put on your new outfit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A couple of minutes later, you emerged from the bathroom to find a rather surprised Rarity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seemed her fantastic work surprised herself this time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, one more thing...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She opened up her saddle bag and took out a brand new top hat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Floating it over to you, she placed it gently on your head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You took a look in the mirror and thought to yourself...</span><br />'My word, I'm so British I could piss freshly brewed tea!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I must say, you are looking quite handsome&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Only with your help is that possible&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh don't put yourself down, darling, any lady would be quite lucky to have you at their side... any chance I could be that lucky lady?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gazed up at you in a rather sultry way.</span><br />&quot;I hate to friend-zone you like this, but I'm taken for tonight&quot;.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A half hour later, you made it over to the castle to meet miss Hatsune.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Glad you could finally make it, Mr. Sanders!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oooohhh, I'm so excited for them!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie was all giddy that this was finally happening.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bowed down towards the girl, and she bowed to you.</span><br />&quot;Before we commence this outing, I would like to present to you a gift...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking out the gold chained diamond, she shuddered.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, my, I don't know what to say!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Think nothing of it, love&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You brought your hands around her head to clip the ends of the necklace together.</span><br />&quot;Before we get on our way, might I ask what we shall be doing this evening?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was true, you were never told what was planned for the date.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;There's a show over at the town center, then we'll be off to dinner&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a sound plan, back home you once heard a tip that one should always start with the movie before dinner, that way you'll have something to talk about over dinner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, show or not, you two certainly had something to talk about anyways, considering that you both died to get here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon enough, you two were on your way.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash went to speak to Fluttershy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Fluttershy, I think we should be keeping an eye on them&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh, but why?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just to make sure that the girl stays safe&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy was confused, wasn't it established that you didn't intend on harming anyone?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not only that, Rainbow wasn't able to beat her in a fight, how could you?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy even tried to explain this to her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, I don't know, I.... something's just telling me that we should be there&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Reluctantly, Fluttershy agreed to help Rainbow Dash spy on you.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you and little miss Japan were on your way to the town hall, Rainbow and Flutters hopped onto a cloud and started following you around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wait a minute, Dash, we can't go in there, we don't have a ticket!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, that and they'll suspect something's up...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They sat there on the cloud and pondered for a moment, until Fluttershy spoke up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, there is a lot of ponies in there, if he had some sort of intent on hurting her I don't think he would do it in front of all of them&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow thought about that for a moment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know what, you're right, she's safe there....&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy let out a sigh of relief upon hearing that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And that's why we need to wait here for them to come out!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Defeated, Fluttershy plopped her arse down on the cloud.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was going to be a good two hours before they come out.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash stood by diligently while Fluttershy fell asleep.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After that two hour ordeal, you and your date finally came out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You two were having yourselves a good giggle.</span><br />&quot;And that's why they had a hard time trusting me all for all that time&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ohh, I'm so sorry&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Well, it's nothing to worry about now, water under the bridge&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The play that they had performed was about the time the first humans came to this place, the Slavs and the Blacks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight probably didn't know that they were showing that this evening, if she did then she probably wouldn't have sent you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even the pone at the door warned you about the content of the play and told you it might be offensive, particularly to your kind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the hell is this, Tumblr with their trigger warnings?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It was funny really, seeing Russia people are like Africa people...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stopped for a moment.</span><br />&quot;What now?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You see, Africa people are savage, Russia people are like Africa people, but wrong skin color by accident...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh lord, did you lose it.</span><br />&quot;Oh my, that's a good one, I think you and I are going to get along just fine&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you and miss Hatsune made your way over to the restaurant, Rainbow Dash kicked into high gear.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fluttershy, wake up! They're on the move!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they were hovering the cloud towards you, you took a look around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh oh, stop! I think our cover's blown&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You took a look behind you, and thought nothing of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash and Flutters peeked through the cloud as you walked away.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on, let's get moving&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pushing the cloud along and peeking out every so often, following you like Lakitu, they eventually made it to the restaurant.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hold up, stop it here&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Table for two please&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah, yes, we've been expecting you! This way, Princess Twilight made a reservation just for you two&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The waiter directed you to a balcony upstairs in the back of the building, where a table was all set up for you and miss Hatsune.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was scrambling to find an angle to spy on you and trying not to lose sight of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you and your date were getting settled down, Rainbow Dash got sight of you and scrambled to stop the cloud before you noticed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, shut up now!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I wasn't going to say anything...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shut it!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You began to dig into the bread in the middle of the table, Hatsune soon does the same.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How nice of Twilight to reserve for us a spot with such a lovely view&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The balcony was overlooking a moonlit meadow and facing towards the mountains, where Canterlot was situated.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Those castles over there, Twilight told me that's Canterlot, home of the unicorns&quot;.</span><br />&quot;She actually offered to take me there to meet with the princesses, that was until...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I came along...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Erm, possibly.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now it was getting a bit awkward, you didn't want her feeling guilty.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow and Fluttershy were still listening in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Because we want to make sure that you wont brutalize her like those other guys did to each other!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But Rainbow, he's proven to us he's not like that, I mean, isn't the past few months enough proof of...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I said shut it!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh...O-okay...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hatsune then when on to explain how she knew that she was keeping you from Canterlot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You obviously weren't the first person to come here, and we just saw a play about the ones that did, and, well...&quot;</span><br />&quot;They obviously weren't the finest specimens of people for the making of a first impression&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, and Twiright and her friends assumed that you would try to hurt me, like they did each other and everyone else&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Your accent has shown through a slight touch there&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Embarrassed that she let that happen, she couldn't help but blush.</span><br /><br /><br />&quot;Now, now, Love, nothing to be ashamed of&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry, Twiright has been teaching me... Oh no, I did it again!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She then buried her face into her hands.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was cute, really.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ooooh, she can be just so cute sometimes!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shut up, Fluttershy, or they'll hear!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before you could speak up, the waiter returned to take your orders.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few minutes later, after scratching your heads staring at the menus, you decided on your meals and your drinks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As the waiter left, you tried to get her mind off her linguistic insecurities, so you then redirected attention back to the previous subject.</span><br />&quot;So, this sounds like they're using you as some sort of testing instrument, to test me and see if I'm worthy and civilized enough for these equine fellows?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, yes, a bit&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sounds like they were pushing this date on her for the sake of an experiment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, that would've been the case had they actually sent Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy to spy on you two.</span><br />&quot;So, I take it that you weren't truly enthusiastic about going on this date, now were you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? No, no! I really do like you! They just think that we would make a good couple&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That, and the fact that they wouldn't want the only two humans in the world to be isolated from each other.</span><br />&quot;Quite honestly, even if I had any intentions on hurting you, there's no way I could, I saw what happened to Rainbow Dash...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now it was your turn to be embarrassed.</span><br />&quot;...And she was able to give me quite a bloody drubbin', so the outcome would be rather predictable should I try to lay a hand on you&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow, that's exactly what I told you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sssssshhhhhh!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discouraged, yet again, she plopped her face into the cloud.</span><br />&quot;Getting bullied by a rainbow haired pony is quite embarrassing, I'll admit&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;There's no shame in that, really, I mean, she does know how to fight well&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even after her reassurance, you still couldn't help but feel ashamed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not a minute too soon, the waiter returned with your drinks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Red wine for both of you, not nearly strong enough to suppress this feeling of embarrassment, but it would have to do.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn't too long before your main courses arrived, that was when you brought up the topic of your lives before coming here.</span><br />&quot;If you don't mind my asking, what was your life like before you came here? I'm a tad curious about your past&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She continued to chew her food, gesturing for you to wait a moment until she swallowed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were a bit disappointed to hear her words finally come out of her mouth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You first&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bollucks.</span><br />&quot;Very well then, I was living in London during my last days back on Earth, at the time I was studying at the University of Law in Bloomsbury&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You were studying to be a lawyer?&quot;</span><br />&quot;More or less, although I was hoping to use my education in order to pursue politics&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went on about how you were hoping to change British foreign policy, change it's immigration policy, make some changes to domestic policy and bring freedom back to your homeland, the whole idealistic spiel.</span><br />&quot;I was hoping to do all this through UKIP, but that party would've had to make some changes within itself before taking on such a task&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Like what?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She probably wasn't aware all that much of UKIP's doings, but anyone aware of them would know what was wrong with them.</span><br />&quot;Much of their leadership seems to take the lead of the Tea Party in America...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I see...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You used the American Tea Party as an example since everyone knew about them.</span><br />&quot;...the absolute worst that conservatism has to offer, I'm no liberal by any means, but I have to admit, there's quite a few nutters in there&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went on about your past political views, which she seemed to agree with (not surprisingly, Japan didn't appreciate immigrants all that much).</span><br />&quot;Finally, I hired a plumber one day, he ended up bashin' me fookin' 'ead in...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;'I w0t m8?' is what you thought to yourself after you said that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spent months proving that you weren't just some chav.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fluttershy, get up, I think it's go time!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh my, terribly sorry for how that came out&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;False alarm...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy quickly dozed off back to sleep.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh don't worry about it, you pointed out that I still have an accent&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Yes, quite true&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After taking a moment to continue eating your meal, you finally got to asking her about her life.</span><br />&quot;Now then, what was your life like before you ended up here?&quot;<br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She seemed to be a bit uneasy, but she went on to tell her story.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I was living in Sapporo at the time, with my father, mother, and sister&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were surprised to hear that she had a sibling, since Japan had a really low birthrate.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My parents were working a ramen shop downtown, me and my sister were attending school, she was studying to be an engineer, I was hoping to become a doctor&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Your pursuits sound much more noble than mine already&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She blushed, then continued with her life story.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, it would be, if I were a decent student...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gave her a quizzical look.</span><br />&quot;Pardon me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Let's just say that I was always out-shined by my sister&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being an only child, you would dread having that kind of competition with a sibling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We were a working class family, making ends meet was sometimes a challenge for my parents...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As she was telling her life story, the two pegasi in the cloud were listening in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fluttershy, listen!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow woke Flutters up so she could eavesdrop on her life story.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It came to a point where my parents had to go... underground... to keep their business afloat and to keep their income&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Underground?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The Yakuza&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Should've figured, no element of Japanese society is safe from organized crime, it was just like Russia in a way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The burden of that debt even began to make life at home much harder...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were listening in, an unexpected visitor approached them from behind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey guys!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was Derpy, what was she doing out this late?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two pegasi hiding behind the cloud gasped and grabbed Derpy and shut her up.</span><br />&quot;Did you hear that... Was that cloud always so close?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Dammit, there on to us!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Who's there?&quot;<br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few seconds later, you saw Derpy's adorable little face emerge from the cloud.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, hello Derpy!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi miss Hatsune!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were still suspicious of this whole display.</span><br />&quot;Excuse me, but is there anyone there with you, a spy perhaps?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She hesitated a moment, sinking her head back into the cloud.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, Rainbow whispered to her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;There's no one here!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, she came back out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;There's no one here. Nope, no spies here! No sir!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something was telling you not to take her word for it, but you did anyways.</span><br />&quot;Very well, I believe you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turned back to your lady for the night.</span><br />&quot;Shall we get going?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes please, I'm getting a bit tired&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Shall I take you back to Twilight's castle?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Actually, umm...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What was she hesitating about?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm curious to see where you live&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No one ever told her?</span><br />&quot;It's not much to see, care for a visit?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you don't mind&quot;.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were ready to pay for the meal, but you were informed that Twilight had already covered any costs that might be incurred.</span><br />&quot;My, how generous of her&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of you made your way downstairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you got to the door to leave, you opened the door for the lady, and motioned for her to go first.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She bowed down, and went on through.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the back of the restaurant, Rainbow, Flutters, and Derpy brought the cloud back to the ground and discarded it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Dammit, Derpy! You almost blew our cover!&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry, I didn't know you were...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Trying to keep an eye on him! Shouldn't it have been really obvious, I mean REALLY obvious?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash was yelling and stomping towards Derpy in a very hostile manner, scaring the gray pegasus.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I....I-I'm sorry Rainbow Dash&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She collapsed to the ground and was just about in tears at this point.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow, stop this!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For the first time tonight, Fluttershy spoke up and defied Rainbow Dash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please, she didn't mean any harm, stop yelling at her!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash maintained an angry glare while Derpy buried her face into the ground, covering her head with her hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon enough, Rainbow's rage subsided, and she sighed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry, I can't stay mad at you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Derpy began to lift her head from the ground.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's just that I'm trying to make sure my friend is safe, I hope you understand...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Derpy gave her a nod, acknowledging that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Even though what we're doing tonight is completely unnecessary.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shut it, Fluttershy&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon, they were back to stalking you.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn't a very long walk to get to your house, yet both of you were still exhausted.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You went to open the door, and held it open for Hatsune.</span><br />&quot;Oh, Winnie, we have a visitor!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He emerged from the couch, where he was sleeping.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seeing the fuzzy behemoth spooked Hatsune, and she backed up into your arms.</span><br />&quot;Now, now, love, there's nothing to be afraid of, this bloke here is a civilized creature...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You let her go and looked back towards Winnie.</span><br />&quot;Now come 'ere, you!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bear climbed over the couch and ran towards you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As he neared you, your Japanese friend covered her eyes, thinking you were going to get gutted.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instead, what she witnessed was a literal 'bear hug'.</span><br />&quot;Aww, yea, me best friend roight 'ere!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girl still looked on fearfully.</span><br />&quot;C'mere and cuddle this bloke, he won't boite ya!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The big 'ol bear unhanded you and looked towards the young Jap girl.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hatsune just stood there, petrified at the sight of the fuzzy beast.</span><br />&quot;Oh, Winnie, perhaps you'll want to approach her slowly...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bear gave a small, worried sounding whine, and inched ever so closer to the timid Japanese girl.</span><br />&quot;Oh, actually, why not let her approach you instead?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gestured for Winnie to sit, and he plopped his arse down.</span><br /><br /><br />&quot;Now then, go on, he won't bite&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She took timid, yet graceful little baby steps, getting progressively smaller as she got closer to the fuzzy beast.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, she was close enough to reach out and touch him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She took one last look at you before laying a hand on the bear.</span><br />&quot;Well, go on, love&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gulped, and finally found the courage to reach out and pet the furry bloke.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First, the tips of her fingers grazed the surface of his fur, eventually digging her hand deeper in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Starting to rub him, miss Hatsune was getting noticeably less anxious and tense.</span><br />&quot;You see, love, there's no reason to be afraid...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It became apparent to her, and she soon buried her face into Winnie's chest.</span><br />&quot;There now, you see?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hatsune was getting a bit too comfortable now, and it was making your ursine friend nervous.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was so comfortable that you had to go over and pull her off.</span><br />&quot;Okay, that's quite enough now, love&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I'm sorry...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Now then...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gestured over to the bar.</span><br />&quot;Can I interest you in a glass of wine?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, yes, thank you&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before you could look back at the bar, Winnie was already dressed up and prepared to serve you.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wow, you have him very well trained&quot;.</span><br />&quot;You can thank Fluttershy for the most part for that, he was already a well cultured bloke before I got him&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gestured over to the bar.</span><br />&quot;Well, what'll you have, love?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hatsune pondered for a moment...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I think I'll just have a red wine&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Very well..&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gestured for Winnie to come closer to you, so you could whisper an order to him.</span><br />&quot;Get the good one&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He gave you a surprised look, as if to question your order.</span><br />&quot;This is a very special occasion, and we have a very special guest, the situation calls for it!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie obliged, and got out your best wine, the &quot;Two Sisters' Private Reserve&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a good vintage, dated from two decades ago.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie used his claw to dig underneath the cork and popped it off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just loved that popping sound.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hatsune got herself seated at the bar, Winnie began pouring each of your glasses like a professional, twisting the bottle upwards as the glass filled to the right levels so as to not lose a drop.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Moments later, Rainbow and Flutters had caught up to you, and returned to spying on you, peering through a window.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Flutters, what do you see?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She raised her head slowly to see what was going on in there.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, they're just sitting there, chatting...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, and what?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's it, oh, and they're having a drink&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow assumed the worst immediately.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He's trying to get her drunk, of course he'd try to get her guard down!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She tried to make a rush around to the front door, but Fluttershy held her back and fought her down.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy made quite a ruckus in their quarrel and caught the attention of you and your guest.</span><br />&quot;What the bloody hell was that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two pegasi heard you and immediately stopped what they were doing.</span><br />&quot;I had better go and check it out&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you hopped off of your seat, Winnie immediately ran over to stop you, insisting that he go out instead.</span><br />&quot;Do be careful out there, chap&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bear stood up, grabbed the doorknob with both his paws, and got the door open.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He then started to sniff around like he was a bloodhound.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As he sniffed, his nose picked up a very familiar scent, and he was guided to it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash peered beyond the side of the house and gasped at the sight of your big fuzzy friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fluttershy! Your bear friend is coming, do something!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just as Winnie was poked his head beyond the corner of the house, Fluttershy already had her hooves together, silently begging and pleading for Winnie not rat them out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He stood there staring at her, pondering to himself, &quot;do I lie to my friend or do I expose my old caretaker?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All the while, Fluttershy continued to silently mouth to him, &quot;Please, please! Don't tell him we're here, I beg you!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a moment, Winnie turned around and headed back into the house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Upon closing the door, you went ahead and asked him...</span><br />&quot;Well, Winnie, is there anything out there that would concern us?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Without hesitation, he shook his head, and you bought the answer.</span><br />&quot;Splendid! Thank you&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon the two of you were back to enjoying the evening.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least, for the moment.</span><br /><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There was one question you still had in the back of your mind, a very uncomfortable one.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had been wanting to ask this since you left the restaurant: How did she ever end up here?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seemed she was about to answer the question herself when you asked her about her life back home, but you were interrupted by Derpy peeking her adorable little face through the cloud.</span><br />&quot;Hatsune, my dear...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stopped for a moment, hesitating to ask her the big question.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She noticed that you had gotten a bit uncomfortable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please, don't feel bad, we're good friends, you can ask me anything&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Regaining your composure, you finally say it...</span><br />&quot;I have been... a bit curious as to how you had gotten here in the first place&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, right, I was about to tell you earlier... to tell you the truth I was relieved when Derpy interrupted us&quot;.</span><br />&quot;Is your story really that tragic?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She took a deep breath before speaking, still hesitating to speak.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you remember when I told you that my family's business wasn't do so well, and our family fell into quite a bit of debt?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes&quot;.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, I had taken it upon myself to rectify that situation...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't liking where this was going.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just before my final day, I went to see Mr. Nagamura, the 'boss' in my city&quot;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had to take a moment to stop and collect her thoughts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I told him about my family's situation, and told him that I would... sacrifice myself on their behalf...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good lord...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I had gone and sold my body to him, for a specific purpose, but he had one thing in mind for me before I would see myself expended&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't sure how much more you could bear to hear of this, she barely began her story and even your classic British stoicism was beginning to fail you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I wasn't sure if I wanted to go out with purity or to have the experience at least once before passing on... but, he really wanted my body, and I was afraid of saying 'no' to him&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hearing that the man had used her for sex before she died gave you a sinking feeling in your stomach.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, after I had let him defile my body we went off to the hospital so he and his doctors could go... disassemble me&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh God.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;When I was wheeled into the operating room, the last thing I saw was a bright light, three doctors looking down at me, and a mask being set upon my face&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Over at the window, Fluttershy was silently weeping to herself, and Rainbow held on to her, struggling to keep her own tears from flowing.</span><br />&quot;Are you telling me that...?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mr. Nagamura took my organs to sell them? Yes, perhaps my dream of saving people's lives had been realized&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your throat was beginning to constrict, &quot;choking up&quot; was the best way to describe it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There was just so much you wanted to say to her at that moment, how the world lost such an exceptional individual, how the world lost all the potential that she had, how the world had lost someone as lovable and pleasant as her...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...How the world lost such an outstanding and beautiful soul such as her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At this point you could no longer help yourself, you threw yourself at the young woman and hugged her tightly, almost breaking down weeping.</span><br />&quot;I'm so sorry this happened to you!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She soon broke down into tears, and leaned into your chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do not be, I had brought shame on my family...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Normally you would've laughed at this sentence coming from anyone of Asiatic descent, but now, all you could say was...</span><br />&quot;Don't say that! Our world lost a lot!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you and Hatsune had an emotional moment, Flutters broke down into tears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even Rainbow Dash couldn't keep herself from crying.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;C'mon Fluttershy, let's leave them&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She probably wanted to leave before she ended up bawling her eyes out.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You know, a half hour or so of crying can get pretty tiring.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After spilling out all our sorrows, the two of you found yourselves lying down on your couch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She rested atop you, nuzzling her face into your body while you gently stroked her hair.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Winnie had been a dear and set a blanket over the two of you, you were quite cozy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't sure how long you two laid there, but you were caught quite off guard when little Hatsune spoke to you again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Umm, Sanders, dear...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You looked down to look into her eyes.</span><br />&quot;Yes Hatsune?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seemed she was getting a bit nervous, she was blushing now, and it was adorable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You put your hand below her chin to caress her delicate little face.</span><br />&quot;Anything you need to say, love?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you... clean?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What kind of question was this now?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was she referring to what's in your pants?</span><br />&quot;Erm... I supposed so, I'm healthy if that's what you're asking...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was when her face started inching towards yours, climbing over you, preparing to lock lips with you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now, the two of you were kissing, and things would only get hotter and heavier from there.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shortly after, she would lift herself off of you to start undoing your shirt, as she did this, you reached up to her to start undoing her dress.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course, the two of you would take care not to ruin Rarity's handiwork.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After undoing her clothing, she stood up, and let the silky and delicate garment slide elegantly off of her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her slim and dainty figure was revealed to you, her pale, milky, satin-like skin, and the intricately designed black lingere that left you curious for more...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was this moment that made you thankful for all the hard hours you put in on Applejack's farm, all that toiling and laboring had left you with a body that she would desire.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was undoing your shirt buttons, hungrily gazing upon what she was revealing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After she opened up your pants, the two of you tossed your clothes aside onto the coffee table in front of your couch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now the two of you were really going after each other.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This was possibly the worst possible time for your two pegasus friends to return.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow, are we really doing this again?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry! I'm just really curious to see how they're doing after all that&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, fine, but we really need to get going after this!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of them took positions on either side of your window overlooking your couch area.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Needless to say, they were both a bit shocked to witness you and Hatsune caught in The Act.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow and Flutters' wings both popped up and they quickly retreated below, to make sure they wouldn't be seen by you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fluttershy, were they just?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, yes, I do believe they were...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy was blushing, and quickly got up to catch herself another eyeful.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even knowing how risky this was, Rainbow Dash did the same.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, off in the distance, Twilight had a telescope set up on a hill and notebook in her hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She became a bit irate to see her two friends blocking the view of these two human subjects reaching the end goal of their courtship rituals.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Will you two get out of the way, PLEASE!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So many things getting in the way of science.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankfully, the two pegasi didn't spend two long spying on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As they were about to go their own separate ways back home, they had a couple of comments to make about you and Hatsune.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I can't believe I'm even thinking about this!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is it Fluttershy?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She hesitated for a moment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Think Mr. Sanders is sort of... hot&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She buried her face into her hooves, her face was so red that it showed through her fur.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash couldn't help but blush either.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know, I think Miss Hatsune is kinda sexy too&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She took a quick look around before she continued.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'd honestly let her kick my ass all over again, just so I can get a feel of her cute little body&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After saying that, she took another look around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Listen here Fluttershy, what happened over there stays over there, we're going to keep this between us, got it?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She nodded her head very quickly in agreeance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, good, well, goodnight...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of them had gone their separate ways, with their new sexual fantasies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unfortunately for them, Twilight was also aware of what they had witnessed.</span></div></div>




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