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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id=".2Fk.2F_Anon_and_Spider_Shimm_1">/k/ Anon and Spider Shimm 1</span><a href="_Anon_and_Spider_Shimm#/editor/1" title="Edit section: /k/ Anon and Spider Shimm 1" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Over the last week, you and your girlfriend, Sunset Shimmer, have been discussing your purchase of &gt;pic related.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Difficult as it was with New York's ass backward gun laws, but that's an entirely different discussion.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see, Sunset is Spider-Woman, the web-slinging hip-tacular protector of NYC.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And as a member of the masked crime-fighting community, she's been on the wrong side of more than her fair share of firearms.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And while not being against ownership of rooty-tooty-point-and-shooties, she does not feel that /you/ need one, after all,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You have me here to protect you, why do you need one of those...things?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So, seeing as she has the next few days free, you are taking her to your Grandfather's favorite stretch of backwoods Pennsylvania for a weekend of camping, hunting, shooting, and just general innawoods-ing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After several hours of driving, you finally reach the particular grouping of trees that your Grandfather bought about five years back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though it's been three or so since anyone's been here, at least to your knowledge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And from how overgrown the fire pit is, you seem to be right.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, this is certainly... cozy~.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sunset steps out of the car, stretching her back and giving you quite the view.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Like what you see Tiger~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck this girl now how to get you going.</span><br />&quot;Of course, but we need to get camp set up first.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;An hour later you have the tent set up, the fire pit cleared out, and enough dead wood to last through the night.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's just one more thing that you need to do.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Going to the trunk of your car, you remove your pistol case, a paper target, and five boxes of .45 with three spare magazines.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opening the case you turn to Sunset.</span><br />&quot;Alright, come here.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sunset gives you a cautious look, slowly approaching you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah Tiger, what is it?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a deep breath.</span><br />&quot;You need to learn to use one of these.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gesture to the M1911.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, why would need to know how to use a gun?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Because it's fun.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Just place your hands like this&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, it feels weird.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You just need to adjust your grip, yeah, just like that. Now place your index finger here. Very good! And now start squeezing slowly...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;And with that, the pistol barks and jerks back, sending the shot wide.</span><br />&quot;Not expecting the sound where you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shut up.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sunset squares her stance, breathes in and then takes another shot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*CRACK*</span><br />&quot;Not bad, still a little high, though, but your getting better.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't help but smile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sunset, on the other hand, seems a bit perturbed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, smart guy, you try it!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her mistake.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Raising the pistol you finish off the magazine, remove it from the pistol, and then engage the safety, before passing it over to a surprised Sunset.</span><br />&quot;Let's go see how we did!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Walking over to the target, you can instantly see your group was a little bit wide, but not too bad, you'll need to find a range back home, get gud again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sunset on the other hand...</span><br />&quot;Well, you did better than I did the first time. I mean, you did hit the target... kinda.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sunset's second shot hit the outer edge of the silhouette, but the first, well at least she hit the target.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few hours, and all but one box of rounds later, and Sunset is, well she's no pro, but she's gotten used to the kick of the pistol, now most of her shots are hitting inside the silhouette, if not necessarily in a tight grouping.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still the two of you are having fun, and that's the important part.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Tossing another log onto the fire, you turn to look at the tent where Sunset is currently getting ready for bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another hour and you have joined her in the tent.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After the two lovers fell into a deep sleep and the fire finally died out, a figure quietly gathered the ashes.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You also really need to piss.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the other hand, you are also very comfy with Sunset snuggling into your chest.</span><br />&quot;Fuckin' blader needin' to piss.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sunset squirms as you struggle to get out of the sleeping bag the two of you shared.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Stumbling out of the tent, you walk over to the latrine you dug a few yards from the campsite.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Walking back to the camp you see that the fire pit's been cleared out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good, that'll make starting another fire all that easier.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'll thank Sunset for that with a hot cup of coffee.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Setting up some logs and kindling, you get the fire going using your Grandfather's secret technique.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Half a can of Sterno later, you have a nice roaring campfire.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And, using what remains of the camp fuel, you have a pot of coffee boiling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Morning Tiger. Smells good out here, making coffee?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Smiling, you pour her a mug.</span><br />&quot;Yep. It should be done soon.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Walking back to the car you pull out the cooler, rifling through it to find something to make for breakfast.</span><br />&quot;Hey, Sunny, how does reconstituted eggs sound?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You here a noncommittal grunt from the caffeine deprived beauty.</span><br />&quot;Eggs it is!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You move the coffee pot off the camp stove, setting a kettle on to boil.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After breakfast you returned to the car and retrieve the other gun you brought with you, an antique Winchester 1887.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;According to your Grandfather it was given to him by a mutual acquaintance of his and John Browning, but your Grandfather was rather fond of tall tales.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still it was a gift from him for your 14th birthday, so it has at least sentimental value if not historical significance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whatever the case is, you feel that it would be nice to give Sunset a chance to fire the old brush gun.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So now you stand at the impromptu range adjusting your girlfriend's stance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Up 'til yesterday you thought that &quot;chick leaning&quot; was just a meme from that Korean basket weaving site you visit every night.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a few minutes of adjusting and thinly veiled innuendo, Sunset is in the optimum shooting stance.</span><br />&quot;Sunset, this one's got a bit more kick than a pistol, so uh just take it slow.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking a breath, Sunset lines up the sights and the paper target.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you are grateful that you brought hearing protection for this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The crack of the 45-70 round breaking the sound barrier shatters any semblance of peace that the clearing might have once had.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And is followed by Sunset Giggling like you did the first time your Grandfather took you to the range, now aver a decade ago.</span><br />&quot;So, what do you think? Ready to try some more?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sunset turns to you, a radiant smile on her face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, you bet your sweet ass.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She squeezes off a few more rounds before you call it good for today, and the two of you start back for your camp.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Reurning to camp something feels off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are quite certain that you had pitched the tent on the other side of the clearing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;walking around the tent leads you to discover something you were not suspecting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Between the tent and the fire pit is the word &quot;LEAVE&quot;, written in ash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning to your car, you can see more ash writing, some illegible, but two words seem to be quite clear.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;TRESPASSERS&quot; and &quot;GO&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sunset looks at you and asks the one question that you, fear carved into her face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, I, I think it would be a good idea to leave. Right now.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't help but agree.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Breaking down camp takes a total of forty-five minutes and getting everything into the car another ten.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking one last look around for anything you might have missed, you notice movement at the edge of the clearing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Standig at almost one hundred yards from you is a not quite human shape staring at you, red eyes glowing slightly in the gloom.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not quite comprehending what you see, you climb into the car and take off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;By the time you reach the NewYork border, you have thoroughly convinced yourself that what you saw was just a bear and the ash writing, now mostly blown off by the drive, was some asshole kid's idea of a joke.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It remains where It's prey left.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wonders what made them leave.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;not that It cares too much, more will come.</span></div></div>




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