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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Applesack_.28thread.29_part_1">Applesack (thread) part 1</span><a href="Applesack_(thread)#/editor/1" title="Edit section: Applesack (thread) part 1" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&#160;APPLESACK<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;paste index</span><br />part <span class="nu0">1</span>: http://pastebin.com/drgxqEqF<br />part <span class="nu0">2</span>: http://pastebin.com/fBgrTY9W<br />part <span class="nu0">3</span>: http://pastebin.com/6XGqyTHX<br />others:<br />http://pastebin.com/EqFJXxf6 - disowned part <span class="nu0">3</span><br />http://pastebin.com/yYR4ZP9t - deleted scene: &quot;Called the Paramedics&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;threadlist</span><br />current thread: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/<span class="nu0">16425682</span><br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15733336<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15833345<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15877811<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15907054<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15950888<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15998318<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16067667<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16207917<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16425682<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />story begins with No.15735197<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15733336 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)18:38 No.15733336</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390001899417</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">105</span> KB, 394x368, <span class="nu0">1365527015803</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />You have <span class="nu0">2</span> choices.<br />Option one: You are sent to equestria. You are the only one of your kind and are easily accepted. You become friends with all the ponies you ever wanted and live an easy life. The catch is sex does not exist. You will still have your junk but they won't have anything. You can't convince them to or do anything sexual to them. You will be sent back to earth. You will only ever be friends with ponies<br />Option <span class="nu0">2</span>: Your favorite pony is sent to you on earth. Scared and tired. She will be confused and irrational for a while but in time she will grow on you. No one but you can know that she exists in this world. If even one other person finds out, she will be taken away and it will be the last you ever see of her and you will never know what happened to her. Sex exists and she will fall for you in a short time and soon thereafter will fall in love with you. She won't know that the reason she can't see her friends anymore is because you made a choice. You can choose to tell her one day, but that is your decision.<br />&#160;<br />what is your choice /mlp/<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Iamodd&#160;!YpNb7Wi76c �01/17/14(Fri)19:42 No.15734515</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390005726347</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">19</span> KB, 320x240, <span class="nu0">1339391407432</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;choose option two</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The man sighs and opens up his trenchcoat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy laying blindfolded and gagged where his legs should have been.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she's pushed inside your apartment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you look up the man is gone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Take the blindfold off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hey once bright eyes are dull, and she flails as you try to remove her bonds.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;hours later your apartment is ruined, and Fluttershy is in a room tied together</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;by your hand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It took some time before she was well enough to eat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;even longer before she could speak</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was afraid of you, she was afraid of what you said might happen if she left the house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you kept her locked up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She tried to act happy when you came home</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you knew that her suffering was your fault</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she grew to love you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;but she was still lonely</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;two years pass and you walk into the darkened apartment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;none of the lights worked</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;even worse, Fluttershy was nowhere to be found</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Check all the rooms,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;only one left</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bathroom</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;hear running water</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the door is locked</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;break it down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was laying facedown in the bathtub</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you have only yourself to blame</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)19:57 No.15734783</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15733336 (OP)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;chose option 2</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;act surprised when rarity wakes up, claim to have no idea how she came here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;tell her I'll take care of her until her friends find her, knowing they never will</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;only groom her and pet her at first, bring her small meals, make sure to leave her alone at times</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;start gaslighting her, telling her I told her i was going to be gone for 2 days when i said a day</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;make sure she has nothing to write with, no real fun until i return</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;slowly make her absolutely dependent on me, randomly get angry at her so she blames herself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;when she confesses she loves me explain that human females are completely subservient to males</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;force her to wear a collar, only give her attention and affection when she is properly submissive</span><br />&#160;<br />my dick<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)19:58 No.15734814</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15733336 (OP)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She won't know that the reason she can't see her friends anymore is because you made a choice.</span><br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>...Give me option <span class="nu0">2</span>.<span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)20:18 No.15735197</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15733336 (OP)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;choose option 2</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your front door suddenly unlocks and opens.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There is a soft thump downstairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You rush out of your bedroom in time to see a man in a trenchcoat turning around and leaving.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There is a large burlap sack in your front hall.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As the door locks again, you think to yourself, 'This is really happening.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'Pinkie Pie is right there. In that bag.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't know whether to thank the heavens for OP delivering, or to be wary of the amount of flipping/turning-upside-down your West Philadelphian life is about to start doing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bend over the sack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The top rises slowly, and then lowers. She's breathing, but probably not conscious.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You undo the string, and look inside.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;IT'S FUCKING APPLEJACK</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your run to the door, throwing it open as fast as your fingers can fumble the deadbolt open.</span><br />&quot;YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG PONY, YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;No trenchcoats to be seen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn around. The applesack is still lying there, half open. No movement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your entire back gets warm and prickly all of a sudden, and you shiver.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You close and lock the front door, letting out a long sigh.</span><br />&#160;<br />op deceived us<br />how do we proceed, /mlp/<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)20:20 No.15735240</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15735197 (You)</span><br />Grab her and show her to someone else<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)20:24 No.15735317</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390008266322</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">154</span> KB, 748x748, <span class="nu0">1384671235579</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15735197 (You)</span><br />I swear to god anon if she dies in the cold like that I'll fucking find you and kick your teeth down your throat.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)20:27 No.15735386</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15735197 (You)</span><br />You can start by buying some apple seeds so she'll have something familiar. Plant them before she wakes up and let her discovee them on her own.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)20:43 No.15735707</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15735240</span><br />y'all nigga's got a good head on your shoulders, but <span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15735317 sounds real mad</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shame on you, Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A background pony like Applehat never did anything to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Besides, you have a pony now. Didn't you want a pony?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not Applejack, but yeah, you kinda did want a pony.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Balls, man.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You decide to see what kind of condition AJ is in. If any bones are broken, you're fucked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You carefully open the sack as far as it'll go.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack is unconscious, and there's something jammed into her mouth. Some kind of sock.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her forelegs are tied to her chest--what's that called, a barrel?--with some old style rope, and her hindlegs are just bound together.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's lying on her hat, you can see the brim behind her. It looks all crumpled.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slip Applejack out of the bag onto your carpet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her coat is all scuffed up and matted in spots. There's some dirt on her legs near her hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can see some spots of dried blood. Panicking a little, you look for cuts, lacerations, etc, and thankfully find nothing but a couple of bruises.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the fuck kind of operation was OP running?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her mane is let down, it looks like one of the red bands that was keeping her ponytail (heh) together snapped.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe she'll let you brushie brushie.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smile a little at the thought, but then you just as quickly think what might happen if she doesn't like you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If those bucking legs can shake the apples from trees...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your look at your chest, and for the first time in recent memory you appreciate the intactness of your ribcage.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applerump beneath you stirs a little. You haven't even untied her or anything.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You quickly start to throw together an alibi, something about finding her outside and...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ doesn't open her eyes. She goes still again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's still breathing, but not moving.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, you're going to have to take care of her, aren't you?</span><br />&#160;<br />now what do<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)20:50 No.15735855</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15735707 (You)</span><br />What's between her legs? Is it featureless? Human-style or not?<br />I repeat, does she have a mare cunt or not?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)20:50 No.15735868</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15735707 (You)</span><br />remove the gag and unbind her. See if you have any apple juice in the fridge to revitalize her with.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)21:42 No.15736860</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15735855</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15735868</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You untie Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A thought comes to mind while doing so.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'Sex exists and she will fall for you in a short time and soon thereafter will fall in love with you.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh yeah, that's right, you'd picked the sex option. Because it had sex in it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, getting Pinkie Pie would've been amazing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck, whatever.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You debate with yourself whether or not to check.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...You check.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Welp, that's definitely not a human-shaped vagina.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You debate with yourself whether or not to touch it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...You don't touch it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She does have just a little bit of crotchboob, though, and that's kinda hot, even on a background pone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe a fondle. Just a little one.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No no no you can't do that to Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shake your head, as though that might somehow help get the thoughts out. Time to focus.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What do ponies need. Hay and shit or whatever for eating, right?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight had a hay sandwich in that first episode with the tickets.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have a backyard. Will grass do?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What if she chooses to cause a commotion out there? What if someone notices her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And then again, ponies also eat cupcakes and muffins and cakes and drink cider and shit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'll have to ask.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You make a note to check the fridge and see if you have any vegetables remaining.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look back at AJ. Ew, fuck, you left the sock in her mouth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull it out quickly, and immediately regret using more than two fingers to touch it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's all dirty and shit. Kinda smells.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's gonna have an awful taste in her mouth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe you have some juice or some other sweet thing for that? You'd been meaning to go to the store this weekend, but you probably still have some.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You toss the sock in the burlap sack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, no, her hat's in there! Ugh, you're probably going to have to wash it anyway.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The size strikes you as cute, though. It's such a teeny hat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, ponies are straight up tiny. She's like, 3-1/2, 4 feet tall.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd probably be able to carry her, if she wasn't struggling.</span><br />&#160;<br />sorry, was busy<br />where to next, /mlp/<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)21:45 No.15736920</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15736860 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;pinkiefag detected</span><br />commit suicide<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)21:47 No.15736965</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15736860 (You)</span><br />Take her off of the floor. At least put her on the couch or a comfy chair.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)21:48 No.15736973</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15736920</span><br />your favorite pone is also shit anon<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15736860 (You)</span><br />prepare your alibi.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)22:43 No.15737949</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390016636111</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">90</span> KB, 1661x653, 1fucking_google.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15736965</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15736973</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stand up, and take a second to think.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;OP delivered, for once. A pony into your house, to be precise.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not working out as imagined, of course.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay, so the floor probably isn't very comfortable. Where would you move her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On your couch? It's too nice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is kinda an extreme circumstance, but at the same time cleaning couches is a fucking drag. It ain't leather, but still, the fabric is nice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe on your bed? You have blankets that are easy to wash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Plus you'd be able to keep an eye on Applebutt, in case she wakes up and starts trying to escape or bust down the place something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who knows how ponies will react to waking up in the strange places?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With some effort, you manage to get AJ in your arms. She's pretty heavy, but it's not impossible.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've got her on her back, but instead of doing that cute thing where the legs tuck in, they just kinda hang over the side weirdly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You push the door to your bedroom open with a foot, and walk over to the bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lie Applejack down on her side, in what you presume might be a comfortable position.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How long is she going to be out? Should you be worried?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You google it, just to make sure.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow, alright Google, thanks a goddamn bundle. Maybe check it for humans?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's probably going to be different with ponies, though. They're smaller and stuff, and presumably also magical or something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whatever. You'll just figure it out when she wakes up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If she wakes up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No, you don't think that. You would rather not think that thought.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Should you clean her up a little?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe get some kind of snack ready?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The latter sounds easier and less intrusive, so you choose to handle that first.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the way to the kitchen, you contemplate explanations to give AJ when she wakes up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The best you can come up with is, 'I found you on the street outside, brought you home.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's not very inspired, but what can you say? Even the truth wouldn't be believable.</span><br />&#160;<br />what can i make with what's in my fridge, /mlp/<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)22:49 No.15738060</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15737949 (You)</span><br />Just tell her the truth: a mysterious man dropped her off. She should be able to tell you're being honest.<br />&#160;<br />Also, warm milk or some other comfort food.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)22:52 No.15738113</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15737949 (You)</span><br />Water or some other drink might be a good idea. If you have anything apple-related bring it as well.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)23:39 No.15738878</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15738060</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15738113</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You put the explanation business on hold for a moment, and having arrived at your kitchen, open the fridge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Got the standard goods here. Milk, eggs, water pitcher/filter thing. Some chicken breast you were defrosting. Cheese, ketchup, salad dressing. Veggies in the drawer thingy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't live extravagantly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aha. Carton of apple juice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Normally you just get concentrate and be done with it, but it was on sale. And who doesn't love apple juice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Actually, would giving that to Applejack be stereotyping?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'Just because Ah'm an Apple, that don't mean Ah can't enjoy some of tha finer tastes in life.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, who are you kidding, she probably fucking loves apples.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Take that out, place it on the counter.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You check the veggie drawer for snack ideas.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Half a head of lettuce, a couple of tomatoes. Onion, garlic. One large carrot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What do ponies even eat?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take out the carrot and hope for the best.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Do ponies eat carrots peeled?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wasn't there a scene in WWU or something where one of the ponies was eating a carrot?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'll have to check that later.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly the existence of something as autismal as an MLP:FiM wiki doesn't seem like a bad idea after all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You close the fridge, and grab a cup and tray. Juice in cup, on tray with carrot. You pour yourself a mug of the apple juice, too, you're a little thirsty.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take the tray with you, and think about the conversation you and AJ will soon be having.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'I found you outside, brought you in.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Actually, no, that's kinda dumb. Why would she be outside?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You could tell the truth. 'A man in a trenchcoat dropped you off.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's still pretty suspect.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'I found you on my doorstep.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Better, but a little cliche.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What's the status of Equestrian literature? Are they postmodernist yet?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're almost at your bedroom, when you hear a creaking. The bedspring kind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stop dead in your tracks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whuh... What in tarnation...&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />what do!<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>might only do a couple more today. more tomorrow, if thread stays alive.<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/17/14(Fri)23:48 No.15739058</span><br />Considering most of you aren't vegan/vegetarian, what would your pone think of you eating meat?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)00:01 No.15739367</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15738878 (You)</span><br />Pop inside and say, &quot;Hey you're awake, and you talk?&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)00:03 No.15739400</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15739058</span><br />They eat fish. Hell, one of the pegasus had a fish on her flank.<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15738878 (You)</span><br />Oh good, she speaks English.<br />&#160;<br />Tell her she needs to be quiet - her life depends on it. Explain how if she gets found by other humans she'll be in danger. Then check on her status and needs - food? water? bathroom?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)00:30 No.15739970</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15739367</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15739400</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack has woken up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;shitshitshitshitshitshit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Moment of truth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk in the door, as casual as possible.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's head turns to the intruder in the foreign room. You can make out fear, anger, and confusion on her face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who the hay are you? Where am I?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I-I-I, uh, that is, I'm a...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Where are my friends? What have you done with them?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her voice rises in pitch, and she jumps into a defensive-looking stance on the bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her ears are down, stance low. She's baring teeth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I swear to Celestia, if you've touched a hair on Apple Bloom's mane, I'll buck a hole right through your sunscorned ch--&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, I didn't do anything! I mean, I don't know where Apple Bloom or anyone is.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slowly put the tray on the floor, and bring your hands up and back in a don't-mean-any-trouble gesture.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She opens her mouth to growl something else, but you cut her off before anything can get out of hand.</span><br />&quot;Look, just please keep it down, okay? I'll explain as much as I can, but you can't start yelling, Applejack. Someone might hear, and then we're both in trouble.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She closes her mouth, and eyes you with surprise.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How do... how do you know my name?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Like I said, I'll explain everything. Just calm down. Are you hurt, cold? Hungry?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She blinks once, then again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;H... hungry?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your hands are still up in front of your chest, so you don't move them, just point your fingers down at the tray at your feet.</span><br />&quot;Hungry. Food. I don't know what ponies eat.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack's gaze follows your fingers to the tray. Her expression softens, and she changes stance, but she still looks wary.</span><br />&quot;That's apple juice. And a carrot. I tried to pick something unoffensive.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bend down and pick up the tray. You proffer it to AJ, placing it on the bed near her and stepping away.</span><br />&quot;It's not poisoned or anything. I'm not going to hurt you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hopefully she's not on track to knock your shit out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sniffs the carrot, and then sits back on her haunches, eyeing you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who or what are you?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)00:32 No.15740015</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15739970 (You)</span><br />smooth. I guess we're taking the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth route.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)00:34 No.15740070</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15740015</span><br />Uh no, no. We lie our ass off.<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Strange man dropped you off. No idea why you came here, but he said you needed to be protected until your friends could find you.&quot;<br />&#160;<br />Also, I figure we tell her about the cartoons, say we tell stories about pones.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)01:20 No.15740998</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15739970 (You)</span><br />I want more writing from you anon. You have my attention.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As long as it doesn't get sexual.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)01:21 No.15741032</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15740998</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;not sexual</span><br />well, there went my interest<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)01:22 No.15741050</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15740998</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;as long as it doesn't get sexual</span><br />faggot<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)01:23 No.15741066</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15740015</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15740070</span><br />&quot;I'm a human.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's a 'hyoo-min'?&quot;</span><br />&quot;We're like, uh, monkeys I guess. You guy have monkeys, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? Yeah. Y'all don't look much like a monkey.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah. Lost all our hair over millions of years, got really tall. Evolution, it's called, I think. I never paid attention in biology.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Millions of years? Evolution?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks quizzical. You realize you haven't the slightest clue about a standard Equestrian education.</span><br />&quot;Look, ah... You know how you have you, ponies I mean, and then you have mules, and they're kinda the same? And then you have things like birds and hydras I guess, and they're a lot more different?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She nods slowly, through squinting eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why are you talking so much, Anon. Finish up and shut up, you weenie.</span><br />&quot;Well basically, humans are kinda the same to monkeys. Apes, really, more than the other kinds.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmhmm.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clasp your hands in front of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Where am I?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Uhh... Right here? In my bedroom, I guess, in my house. In general? On Earth. Not Equestria, I don't think.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How did I get here? On... 'Earth'.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Alright, quick, pick an alibi.</span><br />&quot;I don't know. I just, uh, found you on my doorstep.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She squints her eyes at you again.</span><br />&quot;Th-there was a strange man, he just dropped you here without a word and left.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And why would this 'man' do that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She shakes her hooves in the air when she says &quot;man&quot;, making air quotes. You hold back a chuckle.</span><br />&quot;I, uh, I honestly don't know. I didn't know him. He just showed up, dropped you here like this, and left.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You point at a bruise on her side to emphasize your point. She notices, and then hastily covers her side with a hoof. Whoops.</span><br />&quot;Look, seriously, are you hurt anywhere? If I can get you something, tell me.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah... No, I'm fine.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sheepishly rubs the forearm part of her foreleg with a hoof.</span><br />&#160;<br />now what<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>that's it for tonight, keep alive till tomorrow for more<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>will pastebin this when finished, but cappers are welcome<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15740998</span><br />now that's entirely up to you guys<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)11:41 No.15748765</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15741066 (You) here</span><br />i'm going to have bouts of spare time on and off throughout the day<br />that in mind, what does anon do next<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)14:54 No.15752674</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15748765 (You)</span><br />Don't take it personally, there's a lot of attentionfag threads right now.<br />&#160;<br />Press to aid her wounds and offer that apple juice you set down?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)15:35 No.15753524</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15752674</span><br />i ain't even mad, i'm just not able to hang around forever<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack sits in silence for a while, and you decide to sit on the bed alongside her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She flinches away when you sit down, retracting the hoof nearest you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No eye contact.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Say something, Anon. Get her on your good side.</span><br />&quot;You don't look all that fine to me.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmph.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suave. Try again.</span><br />&quot;Come on. Let's get you cleaned up, or something. Your coat's all dirty.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;No response. She's still staring at the floor.</span><br />&quot;I have a shower. Warm water, soap. I could even, ah, help get you clean.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Smoothest fucker on the planet, you are.</span><br />&quot;At least eat something. Have some juice. I can get you something that isn't carrots, if that's what you want.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's not looking at you, but she's starting to tremble.</span><br />&quot;Please, Applejack, just tell me what's bothering you. I can't help you if I don't know what's going on.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's hooves move to her sides all of a sudden. She looks to you, eyes wild, and starts shouting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's bothering me? How can you even say that!? How do you know my name!?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She jumps off the bed, ogling the spot where she just sat as though repulsed by it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is all this? Where in the hay am I? How did I get here?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack begins to stomp her hooves on the floor. Her Southern accent is getting loud, and strained.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who are you? How do you know who I am? Where are my friends?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Where's Applebloom?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why? Why me?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She raises her hooves in the air, aiming at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instinctively you pull your arms up in front of you, protecting your face and chest...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But nothing hits you. You bring your arms down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ is standing there, panting heavily. She brings her hooves down, and hangs her head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A glistening bead of something runs down her muzzle and falls to the ground, soaking into the carpet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You reach out your hand.</span><br />&quot;Applejack...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;DON'T TOUCH ME!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her yell was almost a screech.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She lies down on the carpet and huddles into a ball, head in her hooves, sobbing.</span><br />&#160;<br />ya fucked up, anon<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)15:55 No.15753875</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15753524 (You)</span><br />Shit...um...<br />Put a blanket over her then leave to give her some space.<br />lock the doors leading outside so she can't be seen though, encase she wants to escape<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)16:20 No.15754273</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15753524 (You)</span><br />Tell her<br />&quot;To my knowledge, your family and friends are all fine and still in equestria. And this is going to sound strange to you, but where you are now, and how you got here, is similar to <span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>what Twilight did when she went through the magic mirror. You are in another dimension. In this dimension, you are a... hmmm... you know that comic that spike got you guys sucked into? Well, you guys are a comic in this world. <span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>That's the honest truth.&quot;<br />And if someone says yes to it, show her a picture from your computer/comics <span class="br0">&#40;</span>SFW, because, y'know, don't want to traumatize her worse...<span class="br0">&#41;</span> and/or an episode of MLP:FiM to try to help her understand.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)16:53 No.15754905</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15753875</span><br />&quot;Applejack, I...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your thought peters off in your mouth. Applepone can probably barely hear you, and even if she could, your foreign voice might not be the most calming thing in the world.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stand up and contemplate your next move.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There isn't anything you can do for AJ directly, you don't think. Physical contact is out of the question.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You should probably just give her some space.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She won't warm up to you unless you start interacting with her, but it's bordering on dangerous right now to do something out of left field like hug her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You go to exit the room.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn back. AJ is still crying, head down. Her mane hangs down in front of her head, looking all grungy.</span><br />&quot;I... I'm sorry, AJ.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She goes silent.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Neither of you move for what must've been a minute.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh and exit the room, before it gets uncomfortable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So now what.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You still don't have a clue about what ponies might eat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe you might run out for groceries right now and pick up some apples while you're out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Would that comfort her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Actually, wait, she might trash your house or escape or something. You'd need a way to keep an eye on her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now that you think about it, how are you even going to get groceries tomorrow?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're going to have to patch things up with Applejack quickly, if life is going to proceed as normal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you'll figure it out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe you can bring her along? Leave her in the car or something. Crack the window a bit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You snap out of it. Cart's way before the horse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're in your front hall.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Escape or something. Right.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First things first, check the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Locked, good. Just in case.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now what.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The ugly burlap sack is at your feet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Feeling idly destructive, you kick it. It doesn't go very far.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A dirty brown Stetson falls out of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's right. Farmpone comes with hat accessory.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pick it up. It feels like felt or something. You're not a hat expert.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's not all that crumpled, actually. It looked worse when AJ was sitting on it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sure is dirty, though.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] �Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)18:27 No.15756681</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15754905 (You)</span><br />This story is really good and is making my day alot better btw. Thank you.<br />&#160;<br />Clean the hat as best as you can then go back into your room and put the hat on her head as a sign of affection. If she doesn't say anything, go back to the old plan and give her breathing room.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] �Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)20:11 No.15758821</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390093879082</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">750</span> KB, 2161x1920, 2hat_care.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15756681</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly, idea: wash the hat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brilliant! How could this plan possibly go wrong?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If only you were well-versed in the subtleties of professional hat ownership and maintenance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Come on, Anon, a fedora-wearing autist would have this shit under wraps. Step up your game.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You check under the brim for any possible of those washing instruction labels.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nope, looks like ponies aren't industrious enough to mass produce stuff like this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmm.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Internet it is, then.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Computer's currently sharing a room with the recently bereaved Applebutt, so you retrieve your smartphone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thank god for 2014, huh?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Stetson website seems to be a crock of shit, but...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aha, about.com, always got your back in a pinch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Blah, blah, cornstarch or talc, several hours, never use liquids.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Mother of fuck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sounds like a lot of work. Are you really this invested in a background pony?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, it's a real life pony, for one. And it's in your house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;According to OP, there's a chance of her growing on you if you play your cards right.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And 4chan machismo aside, the orange one is pretty okay for a pony.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Beggars can't be choosers.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You set to work: you're pretty sure you have some cornstarch hidden away in your pantry somewhere...</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking there. It's done.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;2 hours isn't several, but the thing looks clean enough, and you got sick of waiting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a bitch doing backup research on your phone, but something tells you it'll all be worth it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And man, it'd better be.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You give it a final once-over. There are some spots of irreparable wear, but that's probably just because AJ wears this hat all the damn time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You admire your handiwork, and let out a long sigh. Showtime.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At your bedroom door again. It's still slightly ajar, just as you've left it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lean in close and listen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No sobbing, just slow breathing, a couple sniffles.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knock lightly, announcing your entrance, and then walk in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ raises her head. Her eyes are pink and a little puffy.</span><br />&quot;Hey... I, uh, brought you something.&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)20:51 No.15759666</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15758821 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack's frown doesn't recede, but she rubs her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You produce the result of your past few hours.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes widen, and her jaw drops as she looks up at the object.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Immediately, she rises from her prone position up onto her haunches.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You step forward, close enough to reach her, but not enough to spook.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hold out the hat to her, and give her whatever your face thinks passes for a smile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tha... that's my... my hat...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applepone stretches out of a hoof slowly, eyes shifting from you to the hat and back.</span><br />&quot;Yeah. It was a little dirty, so I polished it up a bit.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... I don't...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She takes the Stetson in her hoof, and you retract your hand.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes inspect it carefully, and once satisfied, she presses it to her chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... Thank you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes are welling up again, but she's showing a hint of a smile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You step closer, sitting down on the bed.</span><br />&quot;You're welcome. It's nothing.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a long time, she finally places the hat on her head, and quietly thanks you again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Say, uh, what's your name?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'm Anonymous. Call me Anon.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon... You don't know what this hat means to me...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack clambers back up onto the bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier. I just... I'm scared. I have no idea where I am, or how to get home. I keep expecting to wake up, like this'll all be a nightmare. But it feels too real.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's pawing at something on your carpet idly as she says this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All of a sudden, you have hooves draped around your shoulders, and a trembling chest rubbing up against your side.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wait for her to say something, some kind of explanation for the sudden trust, but she just starts crying again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Gingerly, you raise your own arms and hug the orange pony back. Not too tight, but just kind of resting there.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Parts of her fur feel matted, and she's all cold.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You must be really warm to her, then. The thought makes you smile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of you sit like that for a long time. You catch yourself idly stroking her back.</span><br />&#160;<br />how do we proceed /mlp/<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] �Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)20:53 No.15759716</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15759666 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;satan trips</span><br />&#160;<br />I guess we ask her if she needs anything or wants to be left alone some more? She probably doesn't but its worth a shot.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)21:01 No.15759858</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15759666 (You)</span><br />Never stop writing<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)21:06 No.15759948</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15759666 (You)</span><br />Offer her the chance to clean herself up again. Run some hot water for a bath<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)22:50 No.15762000</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15759716</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15759948</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Reluctantly, you pull yourself out of the hug. Applebutt sits back on her haunches.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at you with wide eyes, and then off to the side. You get the feeling she's blushing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah, I'm sorry. I just... I needed that.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Please, uh, nothing to be sorry about.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You put your hands on her... shoulders? Withers? Sides?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You put your hands on AJ, as though to steady her.</span><br />&quot;Let me help you get cleaned up. You're cold, you're scared half to death, and you're probably tired. And if you don't mind me saying, your mane's a mess.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack lets out a weak chuckle, before looking back at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hah... I appreciate your honesty.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Once you're all freshened up, we can get on the same page and see how to proceed from there.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's mighty kind of you, Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You get up off the bed, and lead the way into the bathroom.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's weird to hear that 4-beat pattern of a walking horse beat against the carpet behind you. Rhythmic, if given enough time to hear it in action.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stop by the linen closet and grab a fresh towel. Then, comparing it to AJ's size, you grab another, just in case. You don't know how efficient this cleaning business will be with all that fur.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She barely notices the pause, she's too busy taking in the sights of your house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It shouldn't be all that different from pony houses, but whatever.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe it's because it's so big.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You enter your bathroom. It's one of those shower-in-a-bathtub deals, so you ask whether your little pony would prefer a shower or a bath.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A bath, actually, if it ain't too much trouble.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bath it is.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A shower might've been fun, though, if you had one of those detachable showerheads and couldn't handle it herself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But again, cart before horse. You set the water running, and bend down to retrieve some extra shampoo from under the sink..</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, hey, what's this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have some bubble bath stuff in here.</span><br />&#160;<br />are you thinking what i'm thinking, /mlp/<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>calling it quits early tonight, i got sidetracked. more tomorrow...<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/18/14(Sat)22:53 No.15762046</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15762000 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;if you had one of those detachable showerheads and couldn't handle it herself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;forgot the word 'she'</span><br />i am ashamed<br />brb committing sudoku<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)18:07 No.15777487</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15762000 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't keep from grinning once the idea takes root in your head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack quickly takes note and asks what's up.</span><br />&quot;Oh, nothing. I just, ah, remembered a funny joke.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You toss the bubblestuff into the running bath and soon enough, there's a slowly growing pile of bubbles building up on the rising surface.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack is staring at it intently.</span><br />&quot;Don't worry, that's just the soap. You can go ahead and climb right on in, let me know if it's too cold or anything. I'm just going to bring myself a chair or something to sit on.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ stops, two right hooves in midair over the side of the tub.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're going to watch me bathe?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shit, is that a problem?</span><br />&quot;Uh, y-yeah?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd kinda started mentally treating AJ like a gradeschooler, and babysitting instincts told you to watch the bath in case something was to happen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, first and foremost those instincts told you never to run baths with other people's kids, but either way, this was how you played your hand.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now quick quick quick make up an excuse!</span><br />&quot;Well, um... all of the bathroom stuff here is designed for humans, so... so I was going to stick around in case you needed any help?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at you like she's not really buying it.</span><br />&quot;Like, how were you planning to scrub yourself, for example?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;S-scrub myself?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hah, caught her off guard.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You point wordlessly to your loofah, hanging on a suction cup hook affixed to one of the tiles.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applehat blushes a little, and slowly resumes climbing into the tub.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You depart for your chair, walking becoming speedwalking as soon as you're out of AJ's line of sight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Chair, chair, chair. You have a folding chair somewhere, you know it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab the chair and race back to the bathroom.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, uh, are there supposed to be this many bubbles?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are greeted by Applejack's head floating over a mountain of foam.</span><br />&quot;Yes. Absolutely.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't withhold your mirth this time, and AJ takes notice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Here, hold my hat.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something brown promptly hits you in the face.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)19:10 No.15778889</span><br />&#160;<br />sorry for the delays, you guys aren't my only commitment<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15777487 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack chuckles a little as you recoil, but rolls her eyes when she sees you still haven't gotten rid of your shit-eating grin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You unfold your chair and sit down, watching her contend with the foam.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay, so you might've thrown in a bit too much.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hang the hat on a towel hook above you and lean back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Clearly not a pony to dawdle, she soon starts going through the motions of cleaning herself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's almost mesmerizing to see how much dexterity is packed into those hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's managing the loofah pretty well, even.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You zone out for a bit, but Applejack's gaze drifts over to you and you snap out of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Neither of you says anything for what felt like a solid minute, and the air is tense.</span><br />&quot;So, uh... what do ponies eat?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmm? Oh, uh... Hay and such, I guess.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bullet dodged.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do humans not eat that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, ew, no.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's so 'ew' about hay?&quot;</span><br />&quot;...I don't know, we just don't eat it, I guess.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hay is basically a staple food! You can have yourself some fruits and breads and pies and things, but hay is the workhorse of your diet.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Not in humans, it isn't.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What do humans eat, then?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A voice in the back of your head tells you the conversation can go nowhere good after this, but you continue.</span><br />&quot;Well, first of all we're omnivores.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Omnivores? Ain't that like, bears and st--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes widen. It's not the understanding kind of widening. More like the fearful kind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You eat meat, then?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Uh, yeah, I guess... I mean, not all of us. Like, some people are vegetarians, by choice...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you a vegetarian?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No.</span><br />&quot;...Not really, no.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applebutt has slowed her cleaning to a near-stop.</span><br />&quot;I don't plan on eating you, though!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You eat horses?!&quot;</span><br />&quot;No! Well, yes, some humans eat horses... I mean, I don't, but...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuckity fuck fuck fuck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack's eyes upgrade from saucers to almost dinner plates.</span><br />&quot;Look, uh... Jeez, it's complicated...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon...&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />we seem to have hit a rough patch, /mlp/<br />what do<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)19:39 No.15779623</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15778889 (You)</span><br />First off, no one is going to eat you, not me nor anyone else I can assure you of that. You are perfectly safe here. Secondly horses are not usually considered viable for food, they are more common as a beast of labor or a farm animal. Thirdly, yes we eat meat, but for the same reasons that bears and such do. We require the proteins to survive.<br />&#160;<br />I have no idea what I'm typing.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)19:43 No.15779720</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15778889 (You)</span><br />explain that most creatures on earth aren't intelligent andt that horses are respected in most parts of the world<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)20:05 No.15780233</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15779623</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15779720</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Think, Anon, think.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've talked yourself out of deeper holes before.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why are you cracking now that it's a little pony putting on the pressure?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Think think think.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ looks like a deer caught in headlights.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, you're sweating, too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's probably going to take that as though she figured out your dastardly plan to clean her up and then eat her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuuuuuuuuck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Come on, biology trivia. Don't fail now, when you're needed the most.</span><br />&quot;HORSES ARE NOT USUALLY CONSIDERED VIABLE FOR FOOD.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ stops fidgeting, and just stares, slack-jawed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think you maybe have said that louder than you first thought you did.</span><br />&quot;Look, first off, nobody is going to eat you. I personally wouldn't do such a thing on principle. You're perfectly safe.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ nods quickly, but it's probably more out of fear than understanding.</span><br />&quot;See, we humans use horses for, like, labour and stuff. Riding, pulling carriages, carrying things. Not eating.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But you said...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Forget that. Horses aren't animals that civilized people eat. Just like dogs, cats, and other animals. When we keep them as pets, it's as pets, not as food.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're getting a little worked up, but AJ's not as tense anymore. Confused, maybe, but you're off red alert.</span><br />&quot;And another important note to make here: animals aren't very intelligent here. You have, like, talking cows and shit back in Equestria, right? And even with some other big animals that don't talk, you can kinda understand them, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, bu--wait, how do you know about that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Not important. I'll explain later. Anyway, here on Earth, that's not a thing. The closest we have to high animal intelligence is, like, dolphins, apes, raccoons sometimes. Nothing talks, and it's very rare that a species ever comes close.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ nods again, but slower now.</span><br />&quot;We humans quite a bit of protein to survive. I could talk your ear off all day, but just, please, for the time being, don't ask, don't tell. You ain't in Kansas anymore.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mm-hmm.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Silence again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's a Kansas?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)20:13 No.15780394</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15780233 (You)</span><br />Tell her it's irrelevant for now, but you'll show her &quot;The Wizard of Oz&quot; after the bath. We can't have Applejack being filthy, can we?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)20:45 No.15781068</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390182304411</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">1.06</span> MB, 1080x1920, 3slash_mulp.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15780394</span><br />&quot;It's a place. I made a cultural reference. Don't worry about it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay.&quot;</span><br />&quot;The point is, you're safe, and for reasons I'll explain later I'm going to be going out of my way to make sure of that.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You receive a non-committal &quot;hmm&quot; in response. AJ returns to cleaning herself, with more frequent glances at you than before.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, what a goddamn train wreck that was.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After the hug thing and the bubbles thing, you thought the OP's promise might've already been kicking in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How much power does that thing hold, anyway?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You whip out your smartphone to check the thread.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As your app starts up and the internet loads, you hear AJ ask, &quot;What's that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Smartphone.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anticipating the next question, you continue.</span><br />&quot;Handheld device that delivers information by sending signals through the air.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another short pause, while she processes what you just said.</span><br />&quot;No, I don't know how it does it. It's the product of decades of human collaboration, I'm not smart enough.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...I see.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She resumes scrubbing. You're kinda mad at yourself for suddenly getting all cold on her, but you have some important research to get to.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...Hey, where'd the thread go? It was just there!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did nobody seriously bump that piece of shit?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There were like two writefags! You were only gone for three hours!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Damn, /mlp/ moves fast these days.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe it's still up on your desktop. You'll have to check.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You give a long, drawn out sigh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ, still scrubbing away, looks at you out of the corner of her eye.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You put away your smartphone and inhale deeply.</span><br />&quot;Look, I--I'm sorry I lost my cool there.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Silence.</span><br />&quot;I'm just... not smart enough to explain everything off the top of my head. There's too much.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Don't sweat it, Anon. I'm not the brightest pony, either.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...You're alright, you know that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Thanks, Applejack.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another minute of quiet scrubbing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Say, Anon, I hate to be a bother...&quot;</span><br />&quot;What is it?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Could you, uh, help me get my back right here? I can't reach.&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />are you a bad enough dude, /mlp/?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)20:50 No.15781198</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15781068 (You)</span><br />Do as the apple pony say, who knows, it might be... Interesting to see her reaction.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)20:50 No.15781205</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15781068 (You)</span><br />You scrub that ponies back like no back has ever been scrubbed before. Just don't look down.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)20:54 No.15781288</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390182881794</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">167</span> KB, 319x360, <span class="nu0">1389471887033</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15781068 (You)</span><br />Get scrubbing, then. And while your at it, ask her about her cutie mark. That'll be a good way to get her to relax a bit more.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)21:34 No.15782134</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15781205</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15781288</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack looks over her shoulder at you, with an expression like she's sorry to be inconveniencing you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The smart part inside of you that likes to come up with snarky and lewd comments can't help but cackle gleefully.</span><br />&quot;Oh, of course. No problem.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull your chair up closer to the tub, and AJ turns a little so as to expose her back to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Most of the bubbly Himalayan mountains have dissipated, and those molehills of foam that remain have been corralled over on the other side of the tub.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There are enough breaks in the white surface for you to make out the shape of AJ's back and croup, all the way down to her tail.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your extended hand receives a soapy loofah, and you set about your work.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start lightly, and slowly apply pressure as you proceed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you work, you gaze.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Behind the water-darkened fur you can make out toned shoulders and a lean but powerful back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her flank must be just as toned. Hnngh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, right there. Theeeeere we go,&quot; Applejack said as you got to the spot she'd been referring to.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn't a sexual comment, but as you continued, she gave out a quiet sigh, and you felt some involuntary tumescence in your pants.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'Grow up, boner, we'll never score if you keep this up,' you think.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finish cleaning the spot, and start to give the scrubber back to Applehat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know what, Anon? While you're there, could you do the rest of my back?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start to expand your cleaning radius, getting more of her lean back in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unfortunately, it doesn't take you long to finish up the area, and you reach the water level.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As with the hat, you're proud of your thorough cleaning of something you've never before touched, but it saddens you a little to think you'll have to hand back the loofah in a moment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Here, Anon, I'll scoot up a bit so you can reach lower.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack shuffles about, rises a little, and then sits her rump on the edge of the tub.</span><br />&#160;<br />lord don't tempt me *bites knuckles*<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)21:53 No.15782511</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15782134 (You)</span><br />Steer clear of her ladybits.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)21:55 No.15782554</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15782134 (You)</span><br />Needs more flustered Anon and playful teasing AJ.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)21:57 No.15782610</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15782134 (You)</span><br />She's obviously testing her dominance, so I say we <span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>do everything she says.<span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] �Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)22:31 No.15783372</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15782554</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15782610</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sweet Celestia, that's a rump.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've seen some clop in your day. Plenty of amazing artists out there that take ponies and put dicks and butts on them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But this is almost surreal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's dripping ass is propped up against the rim of a bathtub in front of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her tail is slick and wet, exploding from the base of her spine in a smooth bundle of yellow honey, bending around and leading back into the tub beside her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The infamous three-apple cutie mark is literally within arm's reach.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait wait wait shit quit staring she's going to think you're a weirdo.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No don't just throw your arms on her and start washing, she'll notice that you're trying to cover something up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There we go, that's it, start slowly. Attaboy, Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bring your other arm up to your brow, and wipe up some sweat that you know has to be there.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whoa buddy, you're getting a little to vigorous with your hand there, better tone i--</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, yeah, that's the spot, Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For the love of all that is holy keep scrubbing just like that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If only 4chan could see you now. Living the horsefucker's dream, barely able to keep your cool.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Come on, Anon, you can't let something as trivial as applerump throw you off your game.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're down near the base of her spine. The croup, it's called, you think.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dangerously close to ass territory.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And now the 64 dollar question: do you risk going for the ass?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the one hand, you could be copping a feel of what might just be the world's only pair of pony cheeks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the other, you could easily be fucked up and down into next Tuesday if you have another close call with this mare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's been through quite a bit today, and sexual harassment isn't something to add to that list.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Risk it?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're reaching the end of the line, here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Left cheek imminent.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time slows.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You brush over the highest bit of her rump.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;IT JIGGLES JUST A LITTLE BIT</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's perfect, thanks for your help, Anon. I can take it from here.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In a daze, you return the loofah to AJ.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)22:35 No.15783445</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15783372 (You)</span><br />MOAR<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)22:55 No.15783923</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15783372 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You alright there, Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It strikes you that you haven't yet moved from your spot right up against the tub.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applebutt has already started cleaning the parts of herself she could more easily access. Legs, in particular.</span><br />&quot;Oh, uh... yeah, I'm fine.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Quick quick say something not stupid.</span><br />&quot;Your cutie mark is cool.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hey, buddy, the operative words were 'not stupid' and not 'say something'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmm? How do you figure? It's just a bunch of apples.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, it's like, the fur there is straight up a different colour. It just changes from orange into that pattern.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She bends around to look at her flank.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, I guess it does.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Alright, that was, admittedly, a nice save.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You humans must not have anything like that, huh?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Not really, no. We have tattoos, which is basically like we inject permanent ink into our skin, but nothing related to our destinies or anything.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So you guys pretend to have your own cutie marks, then?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ smirks at you over her shoulder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're about to respond, but suddenly her yellow tail flicks up and splashes some water on you on its way over.</span><br />&quot;Hey!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I'm just teasin'. Ponies as a race are pretty special with the whole cutie mark thing.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She readjusts herself, and then dips back down into the water to get all the suds off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you want, I can tell you the story of how I got mine sometime.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Images from the cutie mark episode float into your head as she stands back up.</span><br />&quot;I... I'd like that.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack smiles at you, but the smile quickly fades. You guess that she's probably thinking of her friends.</span><br />&quot;You alright?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah. I'm fine.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She shakes a little.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can I get a towel? I think I'm about done here.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod and grab one of the fresh towels from the hook.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ steps out of the tub and begins to dry herself off as you unplug the water.</span><br />&quot;So, we never finished the discussion earlier.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmm?&quot;</span><br />&quot;What do ponies eat?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right on cue, AJ's stomach rumbles.</span><br />&#160;<br />think she'll be okay with a light salad?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Iamodd&#160;!YpNb7Wi76c �01/19/14(Sun)23:00 No.15784014</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390190412723</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">9</span> KB, 217x200, the d.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15783923 (You)</span><br />You know what she wants<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)23:05 No.15784135</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15783923 (You)</span><br />This is just as good if not better than the many Human meets pony fan fics I have read.<br />&#160;<br />A small salad should work out nice. If you have any fruits they'd be great too.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/19/14(Sun)23:11 No.15784274</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390191105026</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">97</span> KB, 720x619, <span class="nu0">130810446819</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15783923 (You)</span><br />She's the fucking apple pony, give her some fucking apples on the side. It'll subconsciously put her at ease. If she asks about it, say you made a wild guess based on her ass.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)00:03 No.15785450</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15784135</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15784274</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of you share a light chuckle as you help the mare wrangle your towel.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't quite figure out how to bundle up AJ's mane into that sort of towel turban thing that you always see women wear.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you do manage to get the second towel around AJ's tail, to stop that from dripping all over the place.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a lot larger when unfurled, which is probably why she keeps it tied up in a ponytail all the time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Regretfully, you don't have a hair dryer, because you don't typically keep hair around that takes that long to dry after a good towelling off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You apologize profusely to AJ, but she shrugs it off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's fine, Anon. Way it looks to me, y'all are already showing more than a smidge of good hospitality.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The comment is reassuring. You seem to be on well enough terms with Applebutt after that steamy bathroom debacle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You simultaneously walk and clip-clop over to the kitchen.</span><br />&quot;So, I don't have all that much food right now, because I was planning on going grocery shopping tomorrow.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Which is Saturday, if I've been paying attention.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Right.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open your fridge. Everything is as it was four hours ago.</span><br />&quot;Are you okay with a quick salad?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How much is there?&quot;</span><br />&quot;An entree's worth? I wasn't expecting a horse over for dinner.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you have anything else?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Nothing big. Out of fruit, and that carrot I was offering you earlier was my last one.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack's spirits seemed to sink when she realized you had no apples.</span><br />&quot;I'll get some tomorrow.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Some what?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Apples.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ chortled loudly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Am I that obvious?&quot;</span><br />&quot;We can bake something nice out of 'em, too.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Heh.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull the ingredients out of the fridge, as well as your thawed out chicken.</span><br />&quot;You won't mind if I have this, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The chicken?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack made a sour face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... I'll be alright. It's already dead anyway.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wordlessly, you pull out a couple of cutting boards and a bowl. You start preparing the meat first, and make a show of washing your hands before doing the salad.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)00:10 No.15785592</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15785450 (You)</span><br />Well, not much of a decision to make, here. I guess you could strike up some dinner conversation while you're eating, though it might get awkward because this is her first time seeing someone eat meat.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)00:20 No.15785807</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15785450 (You)</span><br />Fry that chicken anon<br />Get that shit nice and crispy<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)00:33 No.15786059</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15785450 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You toss some rice in a pot and add water, setting it on your stove.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anything I can help with?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Probably don't want to give her anything related to the chicken.</span><br />&quot;Uh, can you reach the counter? It'd help if you can finish up the salad.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You put a large pan on the stovetop, heat on high.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nope, not comfortably, I'm afraid.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Drizzle some oil in the pan.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you could move all this to the table, though...&quot;</span><br />&quot;No problem.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clear some space, and move the bowl and all the cutting stuff over.</span><br />&quot;You are okay with knives, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;These are a little big, but I can handle it.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack grabs one between her teeth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hee? Hih oh kek.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She starts making some surprisingly precise cuts in the tomatoes.</span><br />&quot;That must take practice.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hu-huh.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chuckle a little at her nonchalance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pan's hot, so you throw the chicken in. It makes a satisfying sizzle as it lands on the metal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see AJ's ears perk up at the sound, and her brow furrows.</span><br />&quot;Sorry.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ihh haing.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It doesn't look fine.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stir the pieces around a little, the searing meat letting out fresh sizzles.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you have a moment to get some sauce out. Butter chicken.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ doesn't ask, she's too focused on cutting the vegetables. Or on not paying attention to the meat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This song and dance continues for the fiveish minutes it takes to sear the chicken right.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pour in the jar of sauce and finally lid the pan.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of you breathe a sigh of relief, though probably for different reasons.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spent the rest of the time in the kitchen eating and discussing dietary concerns, and you make a mental list of what foods to get extra of.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though ponies still prefer things like hay, they can essentially live off of a standard vegetarian diet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Surprisingly to you, they consume milk and eggs and things like that.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ finishes a mouthful of salad and speaks up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hmm.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How do you know so much about Equestria?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here we go.</span><br />&#160;<br />you knew this was coming<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>signing off for tonight, more again tomorrow<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)00:43 No.15786263</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15786059</span><br />by the way<br />i'd like to give a shout out to every autist responsible for http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Food_and_beverage<br />you've made things that much easier on me tonight<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)00:43 No.15786266</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15786059</span><br />Something along the lines of &quot;Some of us humans tell stories about Equestria&quot; would probably work.<br />&#160;<br />And of course we'll try to keep the thread bumped.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)00:51 No.15786427</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390197093425</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">109</span> KB, 300x300, rainbow-dash-american-sal<span class="br0">&#40;</span>...<span class="br0">&#41;</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15786059</span><br />Fuck you, anon, you magnificent bastard. With this, I shall begin the bumpining.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)00:55 No.15786506</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15786059</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;equestria is lore in our world, chronicles of a world we never imagined could have existed, but it seems that the inspiration for our lore came from your world</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)01:46 No.15787673</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390200392462</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">388</span> KB, 1024x1024, <span class="nu0">1389205668277</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15786059</span><br />Thank you, you are doing gods work Anon<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)02:16 No.15788345</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15786059</span><br />Maybe you can just come clean with the whole &quot;MLP is a show&quot; thing<br />This AJ seems hardy, she sounds like she could take it if you word it right<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)03:00 No.15789235</span><br />&#160;<br />Someone please keep this alive, I need to know what happens with applejack<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)10:58 No.15793473Replies: &gt;&gt;15794263 &gt;&gt;15800060</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390233505873</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">1.44</span> MB, 3264x2448, <span class="nu0">20140120</span>_095023.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;tfw not Drawfag</span><br />&#160;<br />Sorry if u cant see.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)11:19 No.15793698</span><br />&#160;<br />Bump in anticipation of some hot sweaty applebucking<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)18:02 No.15800060</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390258959587</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">134</span> KB, 500x502, it's-raining.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15793473</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;drawing fanart</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;for little old me</span><br />i can't write in these weather conditions, anon<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>more applesack is incoming, stay tuned<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)18:08 No.15800160</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390259284371</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">12</span> KB, 250x242, You could never understand.gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15800060 (You)</span><br />ITS STARTING<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)18:56 No.15801085</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390262192711</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">136</span> KB, 1121x602, 4its_happening.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15786266</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15788345</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knew you couldn't dodge this question forever.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finish your bite of chicken and rice as you set down your fork.</span><br />&quot;I don't know if this is a suppertime conversation, Applejack.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What do you mean?&quot;</span><br />&quot;It could be a lot to digest.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shitty puns? At a time like this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just can't control yourself, can you, Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, I want to hear it now.&quot;</span><br />&quot;The truth?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You're not going to believe it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ rolls her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm beyond disbelief at this point.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, here goes nothing.</span><br />&quot;Equestria is the fictional setting of an animated cartoon called 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her brow furrows, and she takes a minute to process what you've said.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...What?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You're a fictional character in a televised show, created by a woman called Lauren Faust.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She grows more incredulous. The expression on her face is vaguely familiar.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ah, yes, that scene where she deterred Pinkie from entering the barn in Party of One. One of those expressions.</span><br />&quot;The day-to-day exploits of you and your five best friends--Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, etc--are broadcast weekly on another, larger, content delivery device.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull out your smartphone to emphasize the point.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fictional? No no no, that's... that's not possible.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack shakes her head, having none of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Come on, Anon, there's got be a way to prove it...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aha.</span><br />&quot;I'm telling the truth. I Pinkie Promise.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ gasps.</span><br />&quot;Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bring up your right fist and press it to your eye, for emphasis.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She slumps back in her chair.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;(Lyra fanboys everywhere cream themselves.)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How could you...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's not...&quot;</span><br />&quot;I really don't know how else to break it to you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't really understand.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try not to sigh loudly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take AJ's hoof before she has time to object, and pull her to her hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She follows you into your room.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unsleep desktop.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pone thread is there. Note to self, check later.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Open videos.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Open S1E3.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fingers crossed.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)18:56 No.15801091</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15800060 (You)</span><br />Aw yeah son<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)19:22 No.15801529</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15801085 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;TV Spike is sifting through the apples in TV Twilight's basket. &quot;No. Nope.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank ya kindly, Twilight, for helping me out,&quot; TV Applejack begins.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Real Applejack gasps, and throws her hooves up to her mouth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I bet Big Macintosh I could get all these Golden Delicious in the barn by lunchtime. If I win, he's going to walk down Stirrup Street in one of Granny's girdles! Heh heh!&quot; laughs TV Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No problem at all, Applejack. I'm glad the goal is lunchtime, all this hard work is making me hungry,&quot; says TV Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know, right?&quot; TV Spike adds.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack hangs her head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pause the video and turn to her.</span><br />&quot;I told you it was a lot to take.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... I remember that bet.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's dark in your room, but something on AJ's face catches the light from your monitor, reflecting it in a pinpoint of light.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nothing is said for a minute or so. It feels like an hour.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A-A-Anon...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Uh oh, Applejack is stuttering. Does AJ even have a stutter?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How can that be me? I-I'm me, aren't I?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I don't know.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She falls back on her rump suddenly, as though her legs just gave out. The thump gives you a fright, but you're able to keep it together.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hear a sniffle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time to take action.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You climb off your chair and kneel beside the pony, and with no sudden movements take one of her hooves in your hand.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stroke its surface with your thumb, intending a gesture of comfort and consolation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack's eyes come up to meet your own. They're wet and glossy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm not fictional... right?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now. Right now. There's your cue.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lean forward and take AJ into a hug. Her hooves don't reciprocate.</span><br />&quot;Of course not. You feel real to me.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's body starts rocking, and you can hear a series of short, quiet exhales.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then, the sharp inhale.</span><br />&quot;There, there.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hot breath makes its way to your neck, and you try stroking Applepone's back with a hand.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It takes a few cycles, but finally you hear a sob, loud and raw.</span><br />&#160;<br />i think she might be a little sad!<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)19:24 No.15801569</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15801085 (You)</span><br />I wouldn't have handled it that way. Since she's the down-to-earth type, it would have been better to say something along the lines of<br />&quot;Here on Earth, you and your friends are part of a story, which I'm sure we're probably a story somewhere in Equestria, too&quot;<br />Simpler.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)19:24 No.15801571</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390263853164</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">245</span> KB, 900x1800, <span class="nu0">1353290456712</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15801085 (You)</span><br />She'll be thrown into shock at the revelation that her entire life is completely fiction, explain to her that reality is relative to the confines of it's existence, just because equestria is a work of fiction in your world, does not make her life any less real considering the fact that she is now IN your world. It could even stand to reason that your world is a work of fiction to even stranger beings than yourself.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)20:18 No.15802656</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15801569</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15801571</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sobs died down, and you realized that you'd started to slowly rock the two of you back and forth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spend a while trying to figure out what you could possibly say next, to break the ice.</span><br />&quot;I can only imagine how scared you must be.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ rubs her chin on your shoulder, and smudges some tears on your neck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The one thing I've always been sure of is that I've been standing on solid ground.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sensing she had more to say, you resist the urge to prod her along, and wait for her to be ready to say it herself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You could plant a tree, or build a house, and if you used a good foundation, you could be sure that the tree would grow. That the house would stand.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But I don't know where I can stand anymore. Know what I mean, Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The tragedy is not lost on you.</span><br />&quot;I can't tell you what reality is, where you can find more solid ground. I'd probably be as shaken as you are if I found out that my life happened on someone else's TV, in someone else's novel. But...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack coughs into your shoulder, and follows it up with a sniffle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But what?</span><br />&quot;But you're here in front of me, and I can't deny your experiences.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;What does that even mean. Stop talking before you fuck this up worse.</span><br />&quot;Those pictures on that screen there? That's all they are to us, pictures. But they're living their own reality that they're in.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;How would this even help, you're not saying anything constructive or remotely useful.</span><br />&quot;It's like, you know when you read a good book, and you get right into it? You're being immersed in that reality, having a piece of it. That's the magic that writers make.&quot;<br />&quot;And your being here in front of me right now is no different. You're a part of a reality, just by being, and that makes you real, I guess.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You silently apologize to nobody in particular for unloading that inarticulate nonsense on AJ, in the hopes that she'd glean something from it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ isn't saying anything.</span><br />&#160;<br />anon doesn't sound too bright<br />how can we take AJ's mind off of things<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)20:26 No.15802803</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390267592931</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">178</span> KB, 640x480, <span class="nu0">1383194871265</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>editor's note: &quot;Shit, man, I don't know / I'm just a fucking dog&quot;<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15802656 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)20:37 No.15802986</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15802656 (You)</span><br />Ask her &quot;You're here with me, right now, right?&quot;<br />then declare &quot;That proves you're real, as real as me!&quot;<br />All those trees you planted, all those barns you've raised, those are real too, you are living proof that all of Equestria is real, that you stand on solid ground both in Equestria and my world.<br />&#160;<br />Ask her to help you plant a tree.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] shit art �Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)22:48 No.15805727</span><br />&#160;<br />Fuck this postin the picture on imgur. <span class="br0">&#40;</span>Le reddit ecks dee<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />http://imgur.com/5YE6HwD<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;tfw trench coat man ruined the picture.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;tfw font</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;tfw suck at drawing humans</span><br />&#160;<br />I wish I planned this picture out and had my tablet. Sorry if you dont like it Anon, good night.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)23:47 No.15806898</span><br />&#160;<br />Can we meet somewhere in the middle, OP? Option <span class="nu0">1</span>, but instead of going there as a human male, could I go there as a mare who appears out of nowhere? Or option <span class="nu0">2</span>, but I'm sent as a mare to a random Anon, but with all of my current memories? <span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>Yes, I'm a faggot, what of it? Yes I'd pick option <span class="nu0">2</span>.<span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/20/14(Mon)23:58 No.15807107</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15806898</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;option 2, but I'm sent as a mare to a random Anon, but with all of my current memories?</span><br />&#160;<br />This would be interesting. Writefag worthy, even.<br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>Still want to see moar AJ/anon though<span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)00:05 No.15807271</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15807107</span><br />Someone should write something involving this. Could be &quot;interesting&quot; to read.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)00:09 No.15807384</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15802656</span><br />hey anon, just wanted to say your shit's fucking cash, keep up the good work.<br />&#160;<br />Also you can take her mind off of it with a <span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>kiss&#160;:<span class="nu0">3</span><span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)00:12 No.15807449</span><br />&#160;<br />I wonder how AJ would react if Anon <span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>took off all his clothes. I mean, ponies only wear clothes for decoration, so how would she know humans are supposed to wear clothes all the time?<span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)02:20 No.15809689</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390288821105</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">216</span> KB, 393x391, <span class="nu0">1384226665835</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15805727</span><br />The fucking chicken drumstick on a fork<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)17:33 No.15818903</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15802986</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15807384</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did it work?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is it working?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's not working, is it?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, just, fuck OP. What a piece of shit, tearing Applepone out of the fabric of Equestrian reality to watch you struggle with her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had a vague idea of the consequences, but you weren't prepared for this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck, that was a terrible show reference. Why'd they even give Twilight that musical number?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ugh, Twilight. Does she and rest of Ponyville miss AJ, too?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuuuuuuuuck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The extent of your damage dawns on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your gut feels like splitting in two and crawling as far away as possible from the situation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't feel like crying, just kinda hollow. Disgusted with yourself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No, wait, scratch that, you've got a sniffle coming on.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You let it happen. Your eyes get a little stingy and a little hot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your arms start to ache and you notice how tightly you've been hugging Applejack, so you let go and pull her out to about arm's length.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's still hanging her head.</span><br />&quot;Hey, Applejack, look at me.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take one hand off her shoulder and use it to raise her chin up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyelids reveal shiny orbs, large black pupils framed by rings of emerald glass.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They scrutinize your face, and the expectant gaze reminds you that you haven't actually thought out what you were going to do next.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Say something clever, something stoic?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be a sly motherfucker and kiss her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There were so many options. Hundreds flicked by in your head, possible futures branching out like cracks in a sheet of ice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instead of any of those, you of course do the lamest thing possible.</span><br />&quot;Boop.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You raise your finger and boop her on the nose.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applebutt flinches, and blinks once.</span><br />&quot;Felt pretty real to me.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It begins in her nose, short bursts of air coming out in rapid succession.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her mouth opens, and a snicker turns into a guffaw turns into a full throaty laugh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's contagious, and you join AJ in giggling at your attempt at lightening the mood.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thanks.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You respond with a toothy grin.</span><br />&#160;<br />crisis averted probably<br />what next?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)17:44 No.15819195</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15818903 (You)</span><br />Have we decided on sleep arrangements yet? It's gotta be getting pretty late at anons house.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)17:46 No.15819243</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15818903 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;rape</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)17:46 No.15819250</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15818903 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;what next?</span><br />Try to distract her from the whole &quot;my life is a TV show&quot; thing by dunno. Show her some human stuff?<br />She was interested by your phone wasn't she?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)17:48 No.15819303</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15819250</span><br />I like this. Just make sure your phone doesn't have pone stuff on it.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)17:51 No.15819354</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15819303</span><br />And make sure your phone doesn't work on slowdroid<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)17:57 No.15819476</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390345032334</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">127</span> KB, 969x646, thefreedums.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />You could try to introduce her to our lord and savior, Richard Stallman.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] meh �Anonymous (dtk888888@yahoo.com) �01/21/14(Tue)18:11 No.15819801</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390345900654</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">20</span> KB, 560x407, <span class="nu0">1351038190187</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;what next?</span><br />Maybe show her like a board game or something? Introduce her to something interesting you have laying around? then once you've shown her you could excuse yourself and go make up like a bed for her or something? a spare bedroom?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;If you have one</span><br />Let her use your room, and sleep on the couch? Ideas, ideas everywhere.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] �Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)20:38 No.15823085</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15819195</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15819250</span><br />&quot;Come on, we left dinner in the kitchen.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You help AJ to her hooves, and she gives you yet another quiet thank you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hit the off button on your desktop monitor before leaving, as an extra layer of precaution.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack takes point on the way to the kitchen. You get a nice view of her rump the whole way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Mm-mmm. Having that for dinner wouldn't be bad either.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nothing's changed in the kitchen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ sits in her chair and doesn't wait for you to do the same before finishing her salad.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You notice as you sit down that she's barely touched her apple juice.</span><br />&quot;Is something wrong with the juice?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh? Oh. Uh.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She squirms in her seat a little, looking off to the side.</span><br />&quot;I didn't make it or anything, I won't be offended. I'm just curious: I thought you liked apples?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, I s'pose I do, but this stuff is all wrong.&quot;</span><br />&quot;How so?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's too watery, for one thing. And there's sure as sugar more than just apples in there. Like some kind of icky sweetness.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab the nearly empty carton, and quickly scan it for the ingredients list.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ah, there it is. Man, that's pretty long for juice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;These chemical names meant very little to you but some of them sound like the could be sweeteners?</span><br />&quot;Yeah, I think they used a sweetener.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I thought so.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'll see if I can't get some better stuff at the store tomorrow.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmm.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of you return to eating.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finish your plate first, and go to give it a rinse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Say, Anon? Can you tell me some more about those doohickeys you use?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Doohickeys?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Like the smart-whatever you have in your pocket, and the big one in the bedroom. You said something about 'content delivery', I think?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ah.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now there's an interesting question. Time to see how much you remember about computer history.</span><br />&quot;Okay, so there are these things called computers. They're these little machines that, if you give them instructions, they carry it out automatically.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How do they do that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, you see, it started hundreds of years ago...&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)20:39 No.15823116</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15823012 (You)</span><br />Aw yiss, more! You are my hero anon.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)20:41 No.15823142</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15823085 (You)</span><br />&quot;You know how you can make machines that do stuff like, trigger latches, or spins gears to open things, or whatever, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, there was this guy--this human--named Babbage, who made a machine that could add and subtract and multiply numbers. It was a pretty big deal in its own right, but he dreamed of a way to take it even further.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're starting to get a little excited. Computers are exciting.</span><br />&quot;So he said, what if, instead of just building machines that could do some task, you built a machine that could do anything? All this 'anything machine' would need are a precise list of instructions on how to do the thing, and then it would be able to carry it out. You follow?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah, I guess?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay, okay, hit her with an analogy.</span><br />&quot;So, like, you could have a big set of tools in your shed--hoe, sickle, broom, mop, and so on--or you could have just one big rod and a bunch of interchangeable heads.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Right.&quot;</span><br />&quot;And every time you wanted to make a new thing, you wouldn't have to make the whole tool, just the head bit.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I suppose.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Obviously, that's a stupid idea for something like farm tools, because they're really simple things, but these 'anything machines' are a lot more useful because they can handle really complex tasks if they're powerful enough.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I follow.&quot;</span><br />&quot;So anyway, eventually this idea caught on, and these machines came to be known as computers. The lists of instructions are called programs.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull out your phone now.</span><br />&quot;My smartphone is a kind of computer, a really tiny one. It's got a screen, so it can show me pictures, and it's also got a bunch of sensors so that I can touch it to tell it what to do.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She inspects the device in your hand with curious eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It looks all clean and solid and small, though. It can't be all that complex.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, but it is. See, there's actually a lot of tiny parts on the inside.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull off the back cover.</span><br />&quot;Well, okay, you can't really see it here, but there's actually...&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)20:57 No.15823515</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15823142 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull up some images of circuitboards and show them to her, explaining that they're these little tiny things that carry electrical impulses around to do stuff.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You talk a little about electricity and light, making sure not to get out of your (admittedly limited) scientific depth when it gets down to the technical physics of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The topic soon changes to the action behind telephones and cell phones, and how there are invisible radio waves filling up the air carrying information from place to place.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You talk of the magic of microwaves, and how they can heat up things like food by firing bursts of energy at them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You discuss how LCD screens work, how the internet works, automobiles, planes, and more.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Partway through you bring her to your room so that you can use the desktop for demonstrations.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You end up giving Applejack a quick rundown of every major technology you can think of for the next couple of hours or so.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She is absolutely entranced, and the demonstrations you manage to throw together thrill her to no end.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd expected a little more resistance to newness from her, because of her 'simple farmer' type of character, but she remained unfazed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe it was that she came from a magical world, so satisfying explanations weren't always readily found, and she just learned to deal with that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In either case, she remains wondrous and enthralled.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You even got her to talk a little about the state of technology in Equestria, though there's not much that wasn't already hinted at by the show, and she admits she isn't all that much of an expert on the tech front.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't press the issue, for fear of striking any more homesick nerves.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you bring the discussion to a close, you give a long exhale. You haven't talked that enthusiastically for that long in a while.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack is in a very good mood now, and she's proven to be a lot more inquisitive that you'd taken her to be, from your memories of the show.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)22:30 No.15825914</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15823515 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You choose to ascribe AJ's sudden thirst for knowledge to the fact that she's surrounded by a different world and all its new tech.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It doesn't really ruin any of your headcanon, so you're not in an hurry to figure anything out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, okay, an explanation of how the hell Applejack came to be lying on your bed watching a music video on your smartphone would be appreciated, but that conundrum is a little too far beyond you just now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The music video ends, and AJ looks up at you. Her eyes are full of wonder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So you humans can just do this for money? Sing songs and then use movie cameras to make movies for them?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Video cameras. And yes. You don't even have to do the singing, good musicians can make enough money to pay other people to do it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Heavens to betsy, that's a crazy thought.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You rise from your chair to retrieve your smartphone. AJ scootches over to let you grab it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Explain to me again why I can't use it with my hooves?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, there's some kind of capacitance thing in the touchscreen. It tests to see if the thing touching it is a finger, or similar enough to one.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah.&quot;</span><br />&quot;...Wait wait wait hold on.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You quickly hop back into your desk chair and rummage through a drawer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aha! Your smartphone stylus.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shitty trinket you got from your dad for whatever reason. You never got used to using it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But it works with capacitance screens.</span><br />&quot;Here, try this. Use the black end to touch the screen. Hold it in your mouth and make sure to touch your tongue to the metal part.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hand it to Applehat, and she grabs it in her mouth. You hold out your smartphone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She successfully draws your unlock pattern on the screen, and your home screen appears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmm!&quot; She spits out the stylus. &quot;It works!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Alright! See, what's happening is that tongues also work on capacitive screens, and the stylus just transfers that capacitance down to the screen.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's mighty clever.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You can keep the stylus, I don't really need it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You waggle your fingers to emphasize.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/21/14(Tue)23:37 No.15827491</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390365468965</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">818</span> KB, 553x929, image_02-<span class="nu0">1</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15818903 (You)</span><br />For you Anon, good night.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)01:32 No.15829935</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15825914 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's eyes flit from your face to your fingers, then back.</span><br />&quot;Actually, wait, better idea.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Back to your still-open drawer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fish out an old lanyard.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a dull gray-blue, and reads 'Arch Linux' along its length.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Again, more shitty computer-themed swag from your technophile dad..</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hook the stylus onto the lanyard using one of those keyring loop things that you have a quadrillion of, and hang it around Applejack's neck.</span><br />&quot;There we go.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sit back and fold your arms, satisfied with your ability to repurpose junk that you had lying around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't going to use it anyway, so why not make something nice?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ looks down at her chest, inspecting her new jewelry. When she looks back at you, she's all smiles.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why, thank you, sugarcube.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack just called you sugarcube!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You respond with a modest smile, but on the inside you're as giddy as a schoolgirl.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't say that it was something on your bucket list, but having now experienced it you feel inexplicably happy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Take that, /mlp/. You're an official sugarcube. Aww yeah.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stand up to stretch. At the same time, Applebutt yawns.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, what time is it? You pull out your smartphone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jesus, it's a quarter after 11. That's not super late, but time sure flew tonight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least you're on pretty good terms with AJ now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not bad for, what, almost five hours, now? Not bad at all.</span><br />&quot;So...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So.&quot;</span><br />&quot;It's pretty late.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, I guess it is.&quot;</span><br />&quot;How do you wanna... What kind of sleeping arrangements are we going to have?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know, Anon. Do you have another bed?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Decision time. Here are the facts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have a couch, and it can fold out into less-than-comfy bed mode.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bed in your bedroom could fit the two of you, but only if you squeezed in close.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd rather not leave AJ alone in your room, but it'd be worse conduct to make her take the couch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Think quickly, Anon. Can you pull it off?</span><br />&#160;<br />anon has quite the predicament on his hands, /mlp/<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>that's it for tonight; as always, more tomorrow<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)02:01 No.15830333</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390374070430</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">234</span> KB, 500x314, <span class="nu0">1385782082918</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15829935 (You)</span><br />&quot;no, no other beds, but there's plenty of space on this bed&quot;<br />then put the moves on her, under the cover of darkness<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)02:05 No.15830404</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390374347956</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">2.51</span> MB, 320x227, <span class="nu0">1385176054226</span>.gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15830333</span><br />Fuck no.<br />&#160;<br />I like to consider myself a pretty average guy normally, but if this happened, it'd be spaghetti central.<br />&#160;<br />And that means I sleep on the couch and offer bed to applebut.<br />&#160;<br />Then silently bash myself for not putting moves on her.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)02:07 No.15830445</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15830333</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15830404</span><br />the obvious choice is to move the couch to the bedroom. Now you can make sure apple isn't lonely without creeping her out.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />APPLESACK PART <span class="nu0">2</span>: http://pastebin.com/fBgrTY9W</div></div>
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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&#160;APPLESACK INDEX: http://pastebin.com/drgxqEqF<br />APPLESACK PART <span class="nu0">1</span>: http://pastebin.com/drgxqEqF<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15833345 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)08:10 No.15833835</span><br />&#160;<br />I made a new OP<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15733336</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have two options:-</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option one:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are sent to Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are the only one of your kind and is easily accepted into Equestrian society.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can become friends with all the ponies you've ever wanted to, and live an easy life.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The catch is, sex does not exist.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You will still have your junk, but the ponies will not have anything.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cannot convince them to do anything sexual, because if you do, you will be sent back to earth.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option two:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your favorite pony is sent to you, scared and tired.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She will be affected by the reality-jump for a while, but in time she will grow on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sex exists, and she will fall in love with you eventually.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No one but you can know of her existence in this world.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If even one other person finds out, she will be taken away never to be seen again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She won't know that the reason she can't see her friends anymore is because you made a choice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can choose to tell her of your actions one day; but that is purely your decision.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;What is your choice /mlp/?</span><br />&#160;<br />Optional Stories:-<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Untitled story about option one, by Iamodd&#160;!YpNb7Wi76c</span><br />http://pastebin.com/dV9e4F0g<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Untitled story about option two, by Lyrafag</span><br />http://pastebin.com/1GBBAYjd<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie On Earth, by Veradux</span><br />http://pastebin.com/NErgk0pc<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applesack by Anon</span><br />http://pastebin.com/drgxqEqF<br />&#160;<br />Link to the original thread:<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15733336<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)15:16 No.15837962</span><br />&#160;<br />bump from page <span class="nu0">3</span><br />awaiting applehat story<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] lyrafag �01/22/14(Wed)15:45 No.15838379</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;tfw applehat isn't back</span><br />&#160;<br />The name works just fine, actually; thanks. Once again, I've never done this before, and didn't know that a name would be necessary.<br />&#160;<br />Lemme check up where I was and find the writing I was on when I passed out last night, and get this shit going again.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)16:58 No.15839546</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15837962</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15838379</span><br />chill out, horsefuckers, i'm here<br />and don't make bumps every <span class="nu0">5</span>-<span class="nu0">10</span> minutes, that wastes posts<br />&#160;<br />a recap of the situation before i continue, to set the scene:<br /><span class="co4">&gt;choose option 2</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;unceremoniously, AJ arrives in a sack</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;wakes up, flips the fuck out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;anon cleans her hat as a sign of goodwill</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ bathes while anon watches</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;they cook and eat food</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;anon reveals MLP:FiM, AJ has nervous breakdown</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;subsequently assuaged by anon's exposition on earth tech</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;currently deciding on sleeping arrangements</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)18:03 No.15840529</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390431833337</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">110</span> KB, 960x293, tmp_93145__safe_pinkie+pi<span class="br0">&#40;</span>...<span class="br0">&#41;</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15839546 (You)</span><br />Heeeeee's baaaaaaack<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)18:15 No.15840750</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390432508322</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">239</span> KB, 1080x1920, 5the_witching_hour.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15839546 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You choose not to risk &quot;pulling it off&quot;.</span><br />&quot;No, I don't have any other beds.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the one hand, you could be living the dream. Spooning a pony.</span><br />&quot;Just a couch that can fold out.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like, not just imagining it, as has been done by many a greentext reader before you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Aww, well, that's a shame.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Actually living it! With a non-zero chance of hot monkey dick.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I can take the couch, it's no troub--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, of course, it was not meant to be.</span><br />&quot;Oh, no, no, no, I couldn't let you do that.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You let the moment pass by, the possibilities slipping away like sand between your fingers.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm serious, Anon, I wouldn't want to intrude. This is YOUR home.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So you did the polite thing to do, and took the couch.</span><br />&quot;And you are MY guest. Don't be silly. I'll take the couch.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sigh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... Thank you, Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The way she stretches that 'you' in her accent almost makes it okay.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take the blanket from earlier off the bed and take it to the wash. On your way you show AJ to the bathroom, and invite her to freshen up or whatever it is women do before bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And what if I need to, ah, use the little fillies' room?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, that'll just be this toilet over here.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shift the bundle of blanket to one hand in order to direct with the other.</span><br />&quot;You do have indoor plumbing in Equestria, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ responds to your joke with an expression of overacted shock.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They look a little different, but yeah.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You'll figure it out.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You leave to drop the blanket in the laundry room, picking out in your head what set of sheets to set on the couch.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lie awake on the couch, cursing your ineptitude, wondering what could have been.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chose not to fold it out because fuck effort.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time check: 11:59 PM.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Part of you crosses your fingers, that this wasn't all a fairy-tale hallucination set to evaporate at the stroke of midnight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ten seconds pass. Twenty.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Today is now Saturday.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Satisfied with the lack of whooshing or earth-shaking rumbling, you close your eyes and wait for sleep to take you.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)18:47 No.15841352</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15840750 (You)</span><br />Keep going anon-kun~<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)19:06 No.15841705</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15840750 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyes are burning. Right along the edges of the eyelids, where the eyelashes are.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They are stinging and the only way to keep them from stinging more is to keep them closed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You become aware of something poking at your right arm.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's not a rhythmic poke, just a periodic jab-jabbity-jab.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;... ... ...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You scrunch your eyes tighter and shift about.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ugh, god, why is this bed so uncomfortable?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And what's that smell?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jabbity-jab.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;... ... Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man you are ti--where did that voice come from?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to stretch your arms out, but the left one is blocked by something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The obstruction gives a little, but refuses to budge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instead your efforts start pushing your chest up, and you can feel your lungs opening up and filling your ribs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your body falls back down and you recognize what you're laying on. It's your couch? Why are you on yo--</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon? Please wake up.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who is speaking to you right now? You don't remember inviting anyone over.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You crack one aching eye open, and darkness is replaced with a bit less darkness.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There is a shape in this darkness, catching faint moonlight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some kind of creature--four legs, long neck, big head--is standing beside your bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It speaks in a familiar voice. You sit upright and the situation becomes suddenly clear in your mind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are--were--sleeping in your couch. This was because a pony is--was--sleeping in your bed. That pony is Applejack, and right now she is waking you up.</span><br />&quot;A-Applejack?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You rub your eyes and reach for your phone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The blinding light takes a minute to tell you it's 4 in the morning.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As soon as it registers, you shut the light off, reeling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, I, uh, need your help with something.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clear your throat, and words you don't remember thinking escape your lips.</span><br />&quot;Huh? What happened?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your aching eyes settle into a squint, blinking every few seconds.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking closer at the mare, you can see her ears are drooped downwards and her tail is low and flat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And what is that smell?</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)19:25 No.15842028</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15841705 (You)</span><br />I don't like where this is going<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)19:28 No.15842072</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15841705 (You)</span><br />Check your chest for turds.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)19:36 No.15842209</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15841705 (You)</span><br />Is this going where I think is going?<br />because I like were this is going<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)20:16 No.15842941</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15841705 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The smell, it turns out, is horse urine, and it's coming from Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A more pungent version overtakes it when you get to your bathroom.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The light doesn't get a chance to burn out your eyes because the mare beside you left it on when she went to go get you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For hastily explained reasons that you didn't quite catch, AJ slipped or didn't stand right or something, and accidentally a whole bunch of amber-coloured piss on your bathroom floor.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One of your towels was enlisted to help clean up, and now remains a wet sopping casualty in the middle of the bathroom.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The roll of toilet paper is much smaller than you remember, and small wet piles of the stuff are split about equally between the trashbin and the tiled floor.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The good news is that a lot of it had made it into the bowl, so things could easily have been worse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The first thing you think to ask, however:</span><br />&quot;Why is it so... dark coloured? Isn't pee normally yellow?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ fidgets a little in place.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It, uh, just gets like that sometimes in the winter. We tend to drink less water, and as a result it gets all concentrated.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though you were bracing yourself for the response you knew was coming, you still grimace when you hear the word 'concentrated'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's great. You're going to be cleaning up concentrated horse piss.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gingerly lean towards the cabinet dealie under the bathroom sink, and grab a fresh roll of paper towels from its depths.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You get down on your knees, and take a deep breath.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're not mad at me, are you, Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't say anything as you break the plastic wrapping around the roll, only sighing as you search for a response.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't think of anything, and hope that you can get off without saying anything, that the sigh carried your passive disappointment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, who am I kidding, you hate me now.&quot;</span><br />&quot;No! I just...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack falls back on her haunches, sighing loudly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pause, trying to come up with the right words.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)20:20 No.15843015</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15842941 (You)</span><br />Just tell her it's all fine, it's her first day after all.<br />Calm her down and clean her? Dunno<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)20:27 No.15843159</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15842941 (You)</span><br />There are worse things you could have woken up to.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)20:42 No.15843486</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15842941 (You)</span><br />Heck no! I don't hate you. I'm just tired, and I just didn't expect this to happen. Much less at this hour. I'll try to make some kind of contraption to help you get seated better on the can later. But first, I need to clean this and get a good nights rest.<br />&#160;<br />And you know, if anon's enough of a dirty kidder <span class="br0">&#40;</span>or srs, if we're in agreement<span class="br0">&#41;</span>, you could ask her if she was able to wipe herself yet<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] �Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)21:55 No.15844910</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15843015</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15843159</span><br />&quot;Look, Applejack.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn in place to look at the mare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankfully, she's not crying, but damn if she's not the picture of sadness right now.</span><br />&quot;What's done is done. That's can't be helped. No sense in crying over spilt milk.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn't respond, so you drop the paper towels and scootch in a little closer.</span><br />&quot;Hey, come on, kiddo. I'll admit, I'd rather be asleep right now than cleaning up messes, but this kind of thing happens to everyone.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You throw your arm around her shoulders and pull her up to your side.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though you're almost used to the stench of piss in the air, you can still feel it coming from her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That and sweat, the kind that lingers after you just had a panic session after fucking something up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She lifts her head to look at you. You decide to play it cool for a bit, run a hand through her mane while looking as though contemplating something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You remember you hadn't yet revealed your powerlevel to her, so you decide to take this opportunity to throw her off the scent a little, in case she was getting suspicious.</span><br />&quot;Tell you what. You can help me clean up, and then we'll call that even.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She smiles a determined smile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gets to her hooves--you don't make any move to help her up this time--and stands up straight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sounds fine by me. Lead the way, sugar.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The next hour is spent getting AJ's urine all over your hands and knees.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some bestial pee fetishist out there would probably kill to trade places with you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack is a useful set of hands when she knows what to be doing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's also less squeamish about getting dirty, so that's saves you a lot of trouble.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The floor is finally clean, and you even spend some time scrubbing the piss out of yourselves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a quarter after 5.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You return to the couch, barely bothering to cover yourself with blankets.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ stands in front of you for a long time, as though deciding something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're too exhausted to stop her, and she leaves to bed after a while.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon after you fall asleep.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)22:20 No.15845412</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390447259971</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">878</span> KB, 301x240, <span class="nu0">1387863937464</span>.gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />Thank god you fags are still here.<br />&#160;<br />Have something short to pass the time.<br />&#160;<br />Dark out side.<br />Browsing /mlp/ for kicks.<br />Suddenly a choice.<br />You look around your empty apartment, could use some company.<br />Option two it is.<br />Suddenly you're hit with the scent of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.<br />Look back<br />shitItsHim.class<br />System.out.println<span class="br0">&#40;</span>&quot;...&quot;<span class="br0">&#41;</span>;<br />You continue to look at him when he finally opens his mouth.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You gonna pick or what fagget&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What'd you call me you little bitch</span><br />&quot;I'll have you know&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Save it for someone who gives a shit, now you have your options. Pick.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, you could use a friend, and you're probly just tripping on the lexapro you took earlier.</span><br />&quot;Two&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Neckman pulls off his fadora and pulls a grease covered bag out of the hat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Have fun ass hole&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look at the bag for a few more seconds before turning back to the screen.</span><br />&quot;Damn, I really should just take the recommend dose. Oh well. Back to waiting for Applefag to update.&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)22:28 No.15845559</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390447733658</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">386</span> KB, 800x704, <span class="nu0">1388600524006</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15842941 (You)</span><br />Fuck fuck fuck. I'm at the edge of my seat. I'm gonna lose my shit.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)23:34 No.15846885</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15844910 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your alarm rings. Loudly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;uuuuuuugh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Morning came far too soon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Normally, you have time to wake up before the alarm and fuck about in bed on the internet for a little while.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Normally, you're also not sleeping on the couch because of the pony that you're letting use your bed, though.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Begrudgingly, you lift yourself out of your tangled cocoon of blankets and face the cool air.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Staying too long in bed is a hard habit to kick, but you managed to break it once and you'd rather not have to do it again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't even bother to change out of your pajamas: an old shirt and boxer-briefs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A lewd thought pops into your head on the way to the kitchen. Applejack sleeps in the nude, doesn't she?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something in your head clicks together and you start giggling</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't know why something so immature got you laughing, but for some reason it's the funniest shit to you right now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spend a minute staring into your fridge, before deciding on eggs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, you're cooking for two. Can AJ have eggs?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You strain to remember last night's conversation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Or anything from the show about eggs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, Fluttershy has a chicken coop, right?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, wait, wasn't there a thing about eggs in that Rarity episode, with the sister stuff?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, yeah, Rara had SB put the garnish on some eggs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Alright, we're in business.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull out three eggs and some bread to make toast.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Set the bread in the toaster, pull out a pan.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, shit, how does Applebutt take her eggs?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sigh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Better go wake her up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk to your bedroom. The door is ajar.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a second you worry AJ disappeared somewhere, but you see her tucked into bed and the thought passes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's looking really cute, all peaceful like that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As if on cue, her eyes flutter open, and focus in on you standing there, arms folded.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh! Uh, hey, Anon... How long've you been standin' there?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before you can respond, she looks at the window behind you and sees the bright morning.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, darn, what time is it? How long did I sleep?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] �Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)23:39 No.15847010</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15846885</span><br />Damn man.<br />&#160;<br />Ask her how -if- she likes her eggs.<br />Then proceed to have gloriously awkard morning wood conversation.<br />&#160;<br />You knew you were forgetting something.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)23:41 No.15847059</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15847010</span><br />This. Not that I want it to turn into a clopfic, this is too good for that. But you know it's gotta happen.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/22/14(Wed)23:43 No.15847100</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15847059</span><br />Yea, I didnt mean for the suggestion to seem cloppy, just weird.<br />&#160;<br />Sex with AJ is pretty much out of the question.<br />&#160;<br />It would basically destroy the way i feel about the story<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] lyrafag �01/22/14(Wed)23:45 No.15847130</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15847100</span><br />But Anon-kun, what if she falls in love with him? She's supposed to! The sexings are a beautiful part of that, right?<br />&#160;<br />Or am I just here for buttfucks?<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;hint: it's option 2</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)10:39 No.15853101</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15847010</span><br />&quot;It's like, midmorning. <span class="nu0">8</span> o'clock, nearly nine.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, dagnabbit.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stifle a chuckle, and lean back against your desk, arms folded.</span><br />&quot;No sleeping in on weekends?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ hops out of the bed, and shakes her mane around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The urge to brushie returns with a vengenance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Bright and early, every day.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Anyway, I wasn't here long, I was just wondering how you like your eggs.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Eggs?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah. Ponies eat eggs, don't they?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, yeah, we do. I'm just not a fan o' straight eggs.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack grabs her hat from the bedpost and puts it on.</span><br />&quot;Well, I can make an omelette. We got some tomato left over from last night, and I think I might still have some cheese.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tomato, huh? Well, try everything once.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh don't worry, I make it great.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's Applehat's turn to giggle at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She finally makes eye contact. Her eyes, green as ever, look you over.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Say, Anon... What's that you got there?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She points a hoof at you and smirks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You follow the orange pointer, confused.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;In your pants, I mean.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;MOTHER OF FUCK</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have morning wood.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Little Anon is somewhere past half-mast, threatening to tear his way out of your underwear to freedom.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nuclear furnaces in your cheeks activate and start producing enough heat to power a small city.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You perform a fancy little jig over to your chair and sit down, using a hand and the opposite elbow to hide your shameful display.</span><br />&quot;That would be my, uh, major oversight of the day.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack raises an eyebrow, presumably intrigued.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to stammer out an apology, and then take a deep breath before explaining.</span><br />&quot;This phenomenon is called morning wood... I'm sure you can guess what I'm referring to.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh. I see...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack gives you a playful smile as she makes her way to the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cheek-based energy reactors undergoing core meltdown.</span><br />&quot;I-I-I assure you it's entirely involuntary!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before leaving, she throws over her shoulder:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, that's a darn shame.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;IM-FUCKING-PLYING</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ gets the door closed with her hooves and canters off.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)10:55 No.15853226</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853101 (You)</span><br />kek<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)11:04 No.15853285</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390493044807</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">3</span> KB, 251x189, <span class="nu0">1383767569979</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853101 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, that's a darn shame&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />My voluntary boner demands more<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)11:45 No.15853597</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853101 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You perform the world's fastest quick change act, to a thankfully empty audience.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You make sure to pick jeans over sweatpants, despite normally relishing having such a freedom on weekends.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, what a goddamn tease, though, this pony. First the bathroom thing and now this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She has to be doing that shit on purpose!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After checking to make sure your cheeks stopped hogging the blood from the rest of your body, you head down to the kitchen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you approach, you hear a quiet clippity-clop.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It takes effort to hear, but it isn't letting up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;WAIT A SECOND</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is AJ...?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No. Can't be. Don't think it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She can't.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;(...what if she is though)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slowly peek your head into the kitchen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ is sitting on a chair, clacking her hooves together in front of her, looking idly around the kitchen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whew, she's not.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You breathe an audible sigh of relief. She notices you, stops, and waves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Toaster rang.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ah, thanks.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe you are just paranoid?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But she...? In the bedroom?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You decide not to say anything, and instead set the pan on the stove, turning on the heat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A yawn makes a break for it out of your throat, and you put up your hand in a fruitless attempt to block its passage.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I hope I didn't mess up your night too much last night, Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still unable to talk around your grand exhale, you wave her off.</span><br />&quot;...Hah... It's fine.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Really, I'm mighty 'shamed of myself. Sincerest apologies, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, no worries, AJ.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pan's almost hot. You go to get out the tomato and cheese.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aha, yes, you do have cheese, after all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let's get cracking on that omelette.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You crack the eggs in, and a short while later toss in the tomato.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Anon? I'm no expert, but dontcha have to mix the eggs up first?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look up from the cheese grater.</span><br />&quot;Oh, I just do it in the pan. Comes out the same enough, and less to clean.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Near the end of the cooking, you throw on the cheese to let it melt a little.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The glorious scent of sundried tomato fills the air.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)11:50 No.15853632</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853597 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;tfw no omelet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;tfw no face</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)11:56 No.15853678</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390496163762</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">184</span> KB, 377x351, billy.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15844910</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some bestial pee fetishist out there would probably kill to trade places with you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;tfw you will never use AJ's piss as fap lube</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)11:56 No.15853685</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853597 (You)</span><br />I'm going to make an omolete now<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)12:19 No.15853899</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853597 (You)</span><br />&quot;So, do you need, ah, any utensils or anything?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Naw, I'll be fine.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Righto.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab yourself a fork and set it on the table.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You split the omelette onto two plates, and bring those as well.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, right, toast. You get that too.</span><br />&quot;You want anything on that? Butter, cream cheese maybe?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, some salted butter would be mighty nice.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smile. Salted butter masterrace. Pony's got class.</span><br />&quot;Drink?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Water.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You also pour yourself a glass of milk.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, everything ready, you sit at the table.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ wastes no time in digging in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, hey, what's that around her neck?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You swallow a bit before speaking.</span><br />&quot;You're still wearing the stylus?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd tried to say it matter-of-factly, but it came out as a question.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack looks up at you, then down at her chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh, yeah, that I am.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel a little stupid for asking. So what if she's wearing it?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;More wordless eating.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ is doing this thing where she eats the omelette off the plate, but picks up the toast with both hooves to bite it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't question it, but make a note later to see if there are any accommodations you can make for her eating.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, what's the plan for today? You said something about groceries, right?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That you did.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Should you take AJ with you to the store?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the one hand, she'd be a better apple expert than you, and you wouldn't want to feed her trashy product.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have a car, so transportation will be fine if you can get AJ to duck down where nobody can see her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But then, how would you keep her hidden in the store?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Also, what if she wants to see other humans? That wasn't allowed by OP's rules, was it?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And that's not the only thing there is to do...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As much as you dread the thought, you really should see if there's any way to get AJ home or something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In fact, some investigation on the rules of this whole situation would be useful. But where to start?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And are you ever going to tell AJ about it?</span><br />&#160;<br />so, what's the game plan, /mlp/? pluck the day, as it is ripe!<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)12:45 No.15854148</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390499111686</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">494</span> KB, 260x146, <span class="nu0">1389128536001</span>.gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853899 (You)</span><br />Its too risky to take her with ya but if you don�t she will start suspecting....<br />This is too much for me to handle<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)12:56 No.15854270</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853899 (You)</span><br />go alone, 2risky4me<br />&#160;<br />show her the internet or turn on the tv while you are out<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)12:56 No.15854271</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853899 (You)</span><br />ya its too risky bringing her with you, you need an excuse for her to stay.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)13:05 No.15854352</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853899 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15854271</span><br />Leave her home and tell her the truth, that you're not sure how your fellow humans would react to a talking midget horse. If you're really intent on sending her back home, plan on trying to track down OP to ask for a rearrangement of terms.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)13:26 No.15854573</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390501583764</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">418</span> KB, 1414x2123, man_celebrating.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853597 (You)</span><br />He's back!<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)13:36 No.15854681</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15853899 (You)</span><br />Tell her the truth. This is the perfect time to go more in depth of how not all humans are good, and how if someone sees her, she might be taken away for experiments.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)14:12 No.15855045</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15854681</span><br />Call me a bitch, but I'd try to tell her the truth, without telling her the whole truth, instead of using &quot;experiments&quot; as a reason. If anything, just tell her if she is seen, you don't know what'll happen to her, but you know it's not likely to be good.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)14:16 No.15855091</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15855045</span><br />I like this modification.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)15:58 No.15856308</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15854352</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15855045</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why is it that you keep having these difficult conversations at the dinner table?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In either case, guess it's time to see how badly you can fuck up explaining this.</span><br />&quot;About that...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a sip of your milk, as though that might somehow lubricate your throat, make the words come out smoother.</span><br />&quot;I was initially planning on taking you with me to the store, so you could point out the right apples and such. But there are some problems with that.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Like what?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, first and foremost, you're not allowed to have pets or other animals at the grocery store, for what I presume is sanitation and safety concerns.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...I see.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applehat makes a kind of bittersweet oh-well face.</span><br />&quot;It's not my rule, and presumably it wasn't made with talking ponies in mind, but it's there.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmm.&quot;</span><br />&quot;But, of course, that brings us to a deeper issue, which we'd have to talk about sooner or later.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's apathy became intrigue.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh?&quot;</span><br />&quot;As you may have guessed, I'm not the only human on Earth.&quot;<br />&quot;However, they're not all like me. They can be uncaring, volatile, prejudiced, and easily upset. Seeing a talking pony might drive them into a panic.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her curiosity became wariness.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...What are you saying?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'm saying that people like me--caring, patient, and able not to flip the hell out upon seeing a talking horse--are far outnumbered by people who aren't. It'd be much safer if I didn't let anyone see you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Interest became dissatisfaction.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wait, what? You're planning on just locking me up here in your house for the rest of my days?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There it is. The moment we've all been waiting for.</span><br />&quot;Hey, hold up, you don't know that. First of all, maybe we'll find someone who we can trust not to flip their lid. I'm just trying to keep you out of the general public eye.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And why's that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think for a second, and then pull out one of your favourite quotes.</span><br />&quot;A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;'...and you know it.' Man, that was a classic movie.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)19:11 No.15859453</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15856308 (You)</span><br />&quot;Look, my point is that if your presence becomes known to other people, I can't be responsible for what happens. They will start to act on that knowledge, too. And they may not share my intentions.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack has calmed down a bit, but she's still acting a little antagonistic.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Your intentions? Like what?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time to play the white knight card.</span><br />&quot;Care for you, watch out for you. See if there's anyway to figure out how you got here and if I can get you back.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;O-oh.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applebutt blushes. Maybe. You think. It's hard to tell under the fur, but her body language screams 'whoopsie'.</span><br />&quot;I know it's a big thing to ask of you, but I need you to trust me on this, AJ.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You extend your hand across the table, palm up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack raises her hoof, but then hesitates.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sigh.</span><br />&quot;Any time you want to leave, the door's just down the hall. I'll even unlock it for you. But I...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's eyes looked up to yours, asking you to finish your thought.</span><br />&quot;I rather enjoyed your company last night.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;There, you've coaxed a smile out of her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She placed her hoof in your hand and you smiled back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't help but think this would be a lot more dramatic if it wasn't 9 in the morning.</span><br />&quot;Come on, let's finish up eating, and I'll find something for you to do while I'm out.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pick your fork back up, trying to play it off like nothing happened.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applehorse resumes eating in much the same manner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've gotta stop being so melodramatic, Anon. It's not very healthy.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After clean up, you and AJ are discussing what to look for in good apples.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You explain, in a very handwavy sense, what kind of stuff is done to produce in order to help preserve the things so that they can be sold on the large scale that they do.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ can only tut you and your silly industrial ways, but she gives you enough pointers that you feel confident in your chances of doing it right.</span><br />&quot;So, what do you want to do while I'm out? I'll set it up for you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, what is there to do around here?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />good question, aj<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)19:13 No.15859503</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859453 (You)</span><br />Internet.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)19:14 No.15859530</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859453 (You)</span><br />Let her get lost in YouTube.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)19:16 No.15859555</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390522560371</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">83</span> KB, 960x906, <span class="nu0">1383548591514</span>.jpe.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859530</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;IB4 she finds mating videos.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)19:17 No.15859585</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859503</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859530</span><br />what about all the /mlp/ bookmarks?<br />and clop folders etc<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)19:19 No.15859629</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390522775844</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">426</span> KB, 500x375, bobby_egg_backfire.gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859453 (You)</span><br />applefag here with a public service announcement<br />it's getting tougher and tougher to set up and string together the current state of the fic with the possible future events that i have planned, while still keeping the fic feeling natural<br />that and tangoing with the <span class="nu0">2000</span> character limits is a bitch<br />i'm doing a lot more planning that i normally do, mostly because this is already a lot longer than the stuff i normally write<br />things are going to stay the same, you're going to have to excuse the delays is what i'm saying<br />&#160;<br />carry on<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)19:21 No.15859669</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859585</span><br />Quickly set up some sort of parental control before leaving. she won't know the difference.<br />&#160;<br />either that or put the discovery channel on for her<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)19:21 No.15859675</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859530</span><br />That's a TERRIBLE idea.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She'll discover your faggot motives and kick the shit out of you.</span><br />Unless she's warmed up enough to you to complete said motives. But don't write that. That's just stupid old Anon fucking shit up in the insaneville known as 4Chan<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)19:23 No.15859707</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859629 (You)</span><br />Just keep doing God's work<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)21:16 No.15861705</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390529808984</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">87</span> KB, 1244x675, appone.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859453 (You)</span><br />I�m really enjoying this applebutt. Great work anon.<br />Bumping with some drawings i did for this.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)21:17 No.15861721</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859503</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15859669</span><br />&quot;Well, you're probably going to be confined to the indoors until I can sort out a way for you to do something outside.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Horseapples.&quot;</span><br />&quot;But I have a TV, and there's also the internet. And video games I guess, though you might have some trouble with the controllers.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack's eyes lit up, presumably remembering your explanations from the night before.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure, that sounds fun!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, which one do you want?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh, the TV is the one with the shows, right?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Let's try that one, then.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lead her to the living room.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab the remote and swap input from Video 2 (Gamecube) around to HDMI 1 (TV box).</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Food Network appears on screen to tell you something about barbecues.</span><br />&quot;So, yeah, this is a channel all about food. There's loads of channels. You can scroll them by hitting these plus and minus buttons here.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ peers at the remote as you demonstrate, up and then back down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alrighty.&quot;</span><br />&quot;These two buttons control volume. The number buttons down here let you pick a channel if you know which one you want.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay. What are all these other buttons?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sheesh, I don't know. This one pulls up the in-device guide, I think?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You press a button labelled 'INFO'.</span><br />&quot;Yeah, looks like it. This view just shows you multiple schedules at once so you can scroll faster, I guess.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And the other ones?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Don't worry about them. Well, okay, this one here turns the TV on and off.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;All right.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ settles in on the couch, tucking in her legs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Could you, uhh, change the channel?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, right, barbecues means the grilling of once-live animals.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You surf for a bit. Nothing interesting on.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try Discovery. There's some oil drilling thing going.</span><br />&quot;Admittedly, all the good shows are on in the evening, when everyone's home from work. Here, scroll around, find something you like.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You toss AJ the remote, and go to grab your car keys and reusable grocery bags.</span><br />&quot;I'll be back in a few hours. Don't burn the house down.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What if something happens?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)21:18 No.15861732</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390529889017</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">150</span> KB, 1155x1308, op.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15861705</span><br />Also this<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)21:24 No.15861832</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15861721 (You)</span><br />You burn down the house.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)21:30 No.15861934</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15861721 (You)</span><br />Teach her how to use a phone; then give her your cell phone number. If something happens, she can call.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)21:53 No.15862330</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390532008308</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">43</span> KB, 925x646, 6last_resort.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15861721 (You)</span><br />&quot;Uh. I don't have a home phone, only my cell... I guess we just cross our fingers?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ waves a hoof at you, bringing the humanism to your attention.</span><br />&quot;Okay, okay, um.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And think some more.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aha!</span><br />&quot;One sec, I'm going to check to see if something works.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sprint over to your bedroom and wake your computer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You keep it asleep most of the time because it's easier to use.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Open browser.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option thread is still there. Good.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You write down the thread number on a sticky note, and underneath it the words CHECK ARCHIVE.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You close all your pony tabs, knowing you can't have any of that shit open should AJ use this computer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Google &quot;send message to telus phone&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes, okay, Telus does that. Awesome.</span><br />&quot;Applejack, come here!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You type in your cell number and the words &quot;TEST MESSAGE&quot;, as you hear a quiet canter make its way to your room.</span><br />&quot;Okay, here, look at this. This is an internet service that can send a message to my phone here.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull it out of your pocket to emphasize.</span><br />&quot;Watch, see here, this is my cell number... and this is the message we're going to send. So you just click the 'Send' button here, and with any luck...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your phone buzzes before the landing page even loads.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You unlock the phone and open the messaging app to show AJ the resulting message: 'http@msg.telus.com TEST MESSAGE'.</span><br />&quot;See? You'll be able to notify me if something happens.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You click on 'Send a new message' and fill in your info again.</span><br />&quot;So if something goes wrong, just click this 'Send' button with the mouse, and it'll let me know instantly that you need help.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now that's neat, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Heh. Just don't joke around with this, okay? Only text me if something happened.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yessir. I promise.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Pinkie Promise?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ groans, looks at you, and just waves her hoof around before putting it up to her eye.</span><br />&quot;Good enough. I'll see you in a couple of hours.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Feeling adventurous, you ruffle AJ's mane playfully before heading off. No objections.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You exit the house grinning ear-to-ear.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)22:01 No.15862459</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390532491120</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">40</span> KB, 320x287, <span class="nu0">1301366082527</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15862330 (You)</span><br />I anxiously look forward to more of this.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)22:43 No.15863211</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15862330 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Quick double-check before you pull out of the minuscule driveway.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Phone? Check. Wallet? Check.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bags? Check. Car keys? No shit, sherlock.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take the familiar route out of the residential streets to get to the useful roads.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's not all that far to the grocery store, and you could've walked, but carrying back all the groceries would've been torture. Planet Earth can stand giving you one more car ride.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Besides, you were planing on running a few other errands while you were out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The plan is to scope out some places on the outskirts of town where Applebutt might want to play outside.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First and foremost, it'd have to be secluded enough that nobody would be around to watch, or at least not notice when driving by.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think you know of some old barns a ways away, where nobody lives anymore, so those'd be places to check.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You also consider maybe taking her to an orchard sometime.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That would require you to break into places, probably at night, so the idea isn't turning you on, but it's an option.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Also, you don't think that there'd be any apples around this time of year, though maybe just being around apple trees might do something for her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The final option was of course finding some secluded forests to get lost in, maybe have hikes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There are a couple that have actual trails nearby, that you've walked yourself before, but you're not the only one to use those trails, so it'd be very risky.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Again, maybe late at night, it might work, but you tend to err on the side of caution.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your recon gives you a small list of candidates for further investigation. You mark their positions down on your phone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pick up the usual at the grocery store, except you spend a little extra time in the produce section getting what you think are good apples.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Other new items on your receipt include: flour, shortening, 8&quot; pie plates.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The time is ten to 11 when you pull out of the parking lot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something in your gut doesn't sit right, though. Like you forgot something.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)22:46 No.15863301</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15863211 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;forgot something</span><br />&#160;<br />the apple juice!<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)22:48 No.15863337</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15863211 (You)</span><br />Apple juice?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)23:49 No.15864459</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15863211 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Five to 11, you pull into your driveway.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The grocery bags take you two trips to get to the porch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unlock the door, step inside.</span><br />&quot;Hey, Applejack, I'm home!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ponyville qualifies!&quot; a distinctly not-Applejack voice cries out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A crowd erupts into cheers, backed by a triumphant fanfare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hear a stereotypical horse whinny overtop the cheering.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What in the...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You drag the bags in the door, lock it, then peer into the living room.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack has her eyes glued to the TV.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It looks like there's an awards ceremony of some sort happening on screen, an all-business brass-and-drums fanfare providing the soundtrack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What strikes you immediately is that there appear to be ponies, lined up in threes on soapboxes, receiving the awards.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, are those gryphons?</span><br />&quot;What's goin--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ shushes you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and that do-you-even-lift pony from who knows which episode are getting some kind of necklace hung around their necks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is S4E10.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Today is Saturday.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right now is the 10:30 AM time block.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Spitfire pins something on Rainbow Dash's neck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Roll Fizzlebeef lets out a YEAH! which is returned in kind by the mane 6.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie cheers loudly. Twilight smiles a knowing smile at Dash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A photo is taken. Hey, is that Derpy?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So, that's what you forgot. New poni today. You usually don't care to see them live.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stand wordlessly through Dash's moral exposition.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The badge does that rainbow thing the spool did in the Rarara Takes Manehattan.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Executive Producer, Kirsten Newlands.</span><br />&quot;Applejack...?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn to face your own little pony, who's sitting motionless on the couch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes are squinting, and her brow furrowed. The look of intense focus.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't remember this ever happening.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Remember what happening?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ponyville's relay team qualifying for the Games.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I, uh... okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ looks at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I thought you said these were episodes about my life, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I thought they were...?&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>that's all for tonight, more tomorrow<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] lyrafag �01/23/14(Thu)23:52 No.15864533</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864459 (You)</span><br />GODDAMMIT I WAS GOING TO FUCKING ADDRESS THAT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH<br />&#160;<br />Beat me to it, anon. Also an excellent post... Good night, sweet prince. Return to us soon.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)23:52 No.15864536</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390539177127</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">3</span> KB, 124x107, this hurts my soul.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864459 (You)</span><br />Oh no.<br />She's not the real Applejack, she's a doppleganger that shares the same memories.<br />This is going to be heavy.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] �Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)23:54 No.15864566</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390539258141</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">43</span> KB, 249x230, Its all over.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864536</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864459 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)23:54 No.15864568</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864459 (You)</span><br />Fuck, I didn't watch the latest episode yet.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)23:55 No.15864603</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390539357164</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">49</span> KB, 231x210, Gokah.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864459 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864536</span><br />Suddenly a twist<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864533</span><br />You got me lyrafag, i'm starting to write something up out of curiosity, but spaghetti is flooding my room right now, and I haven't gotten to which pone I picked for option <span class="nu0">2</span>, wat do i do<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] lyrafag �01/23/14(Thu)23:56 No.15864610</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864536</span><br />I'm actually thinking that it can't have been the &quot;real Applejack&quot;, because she's a cartoon horse; the writers are just progressing with the show. The OP did some devilmagick-- which is why the whole &quot;conditions&quot; part applies, and why one of them revolves so heavily around sex-- and in doing so created this. You're dealing with the devil.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/23/14(Thu)23:57 No.15864627</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864533</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;implying we're not basically treading the same ground in two different directions anyway</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;implying i'm not already stealing your ideas for future one-upping</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;implying this is a duel for everyone's souls</span><br />:^<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)00:05 No.15864775</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864459 (You)</span><br />We doomed now.<br />Explain her that MLP isn't about her, but about her and her friends?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)00:06 No.15864794</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864775</span><br />But she was in the episode. If she was really applejack she should have remembered it.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] lyrafag �01/24/14(Fri)00:10 No.15864860</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864794</span><br />She must have been pulled out at the time the OP gave her to the anon. Kind of like, she was pulled from that timeline into a different one. And that timeline still kept on, but she was no longer a part of it.<br />&#160;<br />You may ask, then, why it is that AJ was in the episode if the AJ from the show's timeline has been removed. My response to that is that the timeline is for each individual; AJ's personal timeline has transitioned into human world, while the show follows Twilight's. The two had been synced up until just then.<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;mfw I bullshat that just now and I almost believe it's plausible</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)02:36 No.15867015</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864459 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br />Have a good rest of the day/night!<br />&#160;<br />I guess in advance, I'd ask her if she remembers certain events, starting at pinkie apple pie, then going backwards to two parters and episodes centric to her character.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)17:43 No.15875400</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15864536</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15867015</span><br />&quot;Alright, okay, let's all just calm down and figure this out.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're not really sure if you're telling this to Applejack or yourself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In either case, you're doing this to assert your leadership.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's mouth closes and her ears straighten up. You have her attention.</span><br />&quot;Okay, so, this is the fourth season of the show.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Season?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Group of episodes. They're created in sets.&quot;<br />&quot;Anyway, fourth season. And you arrived yesterday, between episodes <span class="nu0">9</span> and <span class="nu0">10</span>. Applejack, what's the last thing you remember from Equestria?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks down and thinks hard.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know, what kind of thing are you looking for?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Like, big dramatic events.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, uh, Applebloom and her friends got into trouble for making a ruckus at Sugarcube Corner.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Doesn't ring a bell.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmm. What was the last episode to air?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Apple Pie, wasn't it?</span><br />&quot;Hey, Applejack, do you remember going on a road trip with Pinkie, after finding out she might be related to you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know about that?! Oh, Celestia...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, it's the episode right before this one.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmm.&quot;</span><br />&quot;But look, now we know something. I think that whatever force brought you here somehow just copied you out of your timeline at some time between these two episodes.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You officially have your sleuthing hat on. Oh, how you love a good mystery.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...What the hay does that even mean?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, for one, the show doesn't seem to be affected in any way by your disappearance. Which makes sense, considering that there's a set of writers behind it, who'd have no reason to have their character disappear from their scripts...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You peter off as you notice the expression of horror forming on Applejack's face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...So you're saying I didn't even disappear from Equestria?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A foreign tone rises in her voice with every word. The sound of terrified realization.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My... my friends don't even know I'm missing...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, uh--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack doesn't even hear your interjection.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;To them, I'm... I'm not even gone...&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />uh oh<br />well, fuck<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)17:49 No.15875518</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15875400 (You)</span><br />Awww shit nigga, pull the multi universe/dimension theory or something. Her friends realize she is gone from the world she was taken from, just not the show 'world' or something. Or pull a homicide suicide for shits and giggles.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)18:19 No.15876132</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15875400 (You)</span><br />Tell her this seems to suggest that the writers aren't creating your world, your world is real, and they're just recording it's history as it happens, or should happen... On the bright side, this means that your world is very much real! Now the question is, how much time has actually gone by in your world? Maybe no time has passed?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)18:29 No.15876285</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15875400 (You)</span><br />to the choppa with her<br />fly to the Lauren Faust<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)19:03 No.15876825</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15875518</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack doesn't even tremble initially.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She just blinks once, twice, and then there are tears spilling over.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel your own face getting hot, just out of straight empathy. You aren't crying yet, thankfully.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sit down beside her, and put a light hand on her shoulder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She responds by dropping her head onto your lap</span><br />&quot;I'm an orphan from my own universe...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Orphan? Interesting choice of wo...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, could there be some truth to the AJ-has-no-parents fanon?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's probably best not to ask, especially right now, but, jeez, that would be fucking harsh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Say something, Anon, before this gets worse.</span><br />&quot;A-A-Applejack... D-don't cry...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to stroke her back to help.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She continues to cry.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fat load of good that did.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck fuckity fuck fuck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How do you solve existential crises?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It makes you think, too. Are you living in a fictional world? Are you someone's creation, your story carefully crafted to please some audience you will never be aware of?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Or are you real? Is your world the real one? Why yours? Why not AJ's? Why not some other universe unknown to you both, entirely beyond your comprehension?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This whole situation is playing out like some B-grade sci-fi short story.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel hooves snake around your waist, and pull tight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You realize your intense contemplation is doing nothing to assist the pony beside you.</span><br />&quot;A-AJ, wait. Maybe this world i-is a story too, itself just waiting to finish. You don't know! You can't know, a-am I right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuuuuuuck why do you have to be so inept at fucking everything.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ looks up at you coldly, eyes shot, cheeks ravaged by a barrage of tears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's some cold comfort to me right now, Anon!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The anger in her words puts you in your place.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her hooves don't withdraw from your waist, though.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She turns back to your tear-stained jeans, shaking.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Who would do such a thing to me, Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The words hit you like a punch to the face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unable to contain yourself any longer, you start bawling like a little bitch.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)19:15 No.15877068</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15876825 (You)</span><br />Well fuck. Probably not the best time to tell her the truth. Just hold her and let the moment pass, for now.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)19:30 No.15877359</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15876825 (You)</span><br />I think itd be a horrible idea to tell her the truth right now. You know whatll help? Booze, get smashed with applesack, maybe then you can have a drunken conversation about reality and the such.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15877811 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Story Time! pt 3 ImSleepy&#160;!HU7XfvOYA2 �01/24/14(Fri)19:53 No.15877811</span><br />&#160;<br />Credit to:<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15833835</span><br />for assisting with a new OP format<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15733336 -&gt;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have two options:-</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option one:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are sent to Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are the only one of your kind and is easily accepted into Equestrian society.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can become friends with all the ponies you've ever wanted to, and live an easy life.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The catch is, sex does not exist.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You will still have your junk, but the ponies will not have anything.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cannot convince them to do anything sexual, because if you do, you will be sent back to earth.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option two:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your favorite pony is sent to you, scared and tired.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She will be affected by the reality-jump for a while, but in time she will grow on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sex exists, and she will fall in love with you eventually.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No one but you can know of her existence in this world.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If even one other person finds out, she will be taken away never to be seen again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She won't know that the reason she can't see her friends anymore is because you made a choice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can choose to tell her of your actions one day; but that is purely your decision.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;What is your choice /mlp/?</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt; Option 1: To Equestria by Trenchcoat! (UnOff.Title), by Iamodd&#160;!YpNb7Wi76c</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option 2: Lyra Sauce, by Lyrafag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie On Earth, by Veradux</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opt.2: The Royal Plot Package (UnOff.Title), by Anon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opt.2: TGAPTrixie Has Arrived (UnOff.Title), by Trixiefag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Student Teacher by Anon</span><br />http://pastebin.com/u/FrankHogs555<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applesack by Anon</span><br />http://pastebin.com/drgxqEqF<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Link to the original threads:</span><br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15733336<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15833345<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applebut still needs suggest �ImSleepy&#160;!HU7XfvOYA2 �01/24/14(Fri)20:27 No.15878453</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>repost of my latest part<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)20:30 No.15878505</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15878453</span><br />Tactical hugs<br />&#160;<br />Long hugs...<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] �Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)20:33 No.15878559</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15878453</span><br />Get drunk with her, jees how many times do i gotta say it. That or just hold each other and cry like a couple of bitches, YOU ARE A MAN THOUGH DAMNIT, fucking act like it.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)20:37 No.15878643</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15878453</span><br />&#160;<br />do something funny, break the tension; or do something to show that you're there for her. It doesn't have to be romantic, but just something strong to convey the feeling.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)22:12 No.15880480</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15877068 -&gt;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15878505</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't focus on anything.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Too many tears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack is sad.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her world has crumbled to dust.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She has been left behind by her universe.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are sad too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But she can never know why.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's between you and the grave.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pray God/Celestia/Faust/whoever will have mercy on your soul.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck OP.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck option threads.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck 4chan.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck Earth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And most of all, fuck you, Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are the biggest fuck of them all.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You make a lot of involuntary crying noises, and your cheeks get very hot and probably very red.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run your hands through AJ's fur--it's really soft, and underneath, such a strong body--and clench them into fists around her fur sometimes, just for the tactile stimulation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Tears roll down your face and leave hot, uncomfortable streaks. Your eyes sting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon you give up on that and just hug her head to your chest.</span><br />&quot;I'm sorry.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You blubber these words over and over, patting AJ's mane, until you only have the energy to whisper.</span><br />&quot;I'm so sorry.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't even care if she doesn't know why, you just need to get the words out.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The crying session ends undramatically.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You and Applejack just sit there, sniffling, hugging each other, wiping your eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;By some unconscious, mutual decision, you both decide to get up and clean yourselves up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The buzz of the TV had faded into the background while you were bawling. You turn off the half-finished Littlest Pet Shop episode and toss the remote onto the couch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your tall body feels very lanky and awkward, like you don't know where to put yourself, as the two of you walk to the bathroom.</span><br />&quot;I'm sorry, Applejack. I couldn't stop myself.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You know what you mean, but thankfully AJ misinterprets this as you apologizing for breaking down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Everybody needs a good cry sometimes, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You can't enjoy a sunny day without some rainy days.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wash your face quickly, and then step aside to let Applejack do the same. Luckily, your sink was low enough for her to reach.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/24/14(Fri)22:18 No.15880599</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15880480 (You)</span><br />The feels are heavy.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/25/14(Sat)01:33 No.15884533</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15880480 (You)</span><br />&quot;Aww, hey, I messed up your mane.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ tries to look around at her mane, but then realizes she's in front of a mirror.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh? Hah, don't sweat it, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Here, let me fix that for you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You reach for the spare hairbrush you keep in the bathroom drawer, for the rare occasions you have women staying the night.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's fine, I can take care of it.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Implying you were going to let brushie slip by, ever.</span><br />&quot;Please, I insist. Least I can do.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah... alright, then.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have to expend effort to stop yourself from performing a victory dance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't have any scrunchies or anything, but you do have some old ribbons.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like you're slumming it old-style.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bring the seat and lid of the toilet down, and sit on it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applehat walks up to you and sits in front of you, back facing you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You raise your brush hand like (you imagine) a painter might wield their paintbrush, and begin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You use alternating strokes: left hand to run your fingers through her mane, right hand with the hairbrush.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She has very few knots in her hair, so you quickly drop your gentle act and begin to brush with conviction.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a very strong mane, and it has some weight to it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's probably how AJ's able to do that lasso trick with her tail: it'd be harder to swing right if it was really light.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, that and practice, obviously.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You catch yourself humming a familiar tune, tapping your foot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;We're apples, forever / Apples, together / We're family but so much moooooooore...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck, that shit was catchy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Anon... Where'd you hear that tune?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You giggle, and figure you can play a little coy with your hints.</span><br />&quot;We've traveled the road for generations, joined by a common boooond...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ gasps, throwing you off your brushing groove.</span><br />&quot;We sing our song cross the pony nation--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;--from Equestria and beyond.&quot;</span><br />&quot;It's a catchy song.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, I figure y'all have got me at a disadvantage. You seem to know a lot about me, but I know next to nothing about you, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>next time on applesack<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �01/25/14(Sat)16:57 No.15900143</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15884533 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of all her possible questions, you expected this one the least.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now that it's happening, it makes sense: why would Applehat be content with knowing nothing about you, if you're going to be her only human contact?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still, what is there to say about you? You're just Anon. Plain old boring Anon.</span><br />&quot;Well, what do you want to know?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What your life is like. What you do with your time. What adventures you've been on.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Adventures, hah. This is the most exciting thing to be happening to me all year.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start back on brushing the golden mane before you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-you mean me?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, yeah. It's not every day you get to brush the hair of a talking horse that just arrived on your doorstep.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Heh. Well, you can't tell me that's it. There's gotta be something you do.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're a humble programmer, employed at one of those progressive neo-workplace companies that let you work from home and have flexible hours and shit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;By the way, thank god for that. Shit's going to be coming in mighty handy over the next little while, what with your new four-legged charge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You live a simple life in a teeny house, driving a cheap car and getting most of your kicks with internet buddies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sure, you go out with real friends every now and again, but your preferred interests are niche and arcane enough that only the internet satisfies you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were never an extrovert, though, so it suited you just fine.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You tell all this to Applebutt, in pone-friendly language.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Programmer? Isn't that that stuff with the computers and the instructions?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You answer in the affirmative.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, what kind of things do you make the computers do, then?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Usually just maintenance stuff, keep things running smoothly.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I told you, I'm as boring as they come.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now I don't believe that.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug, just exaggeratedly enough for AJ to notice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;There's gotta be something, you just can't think of it yet.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Satisfied with your brushie session, you put down the brush and tie AJ's mane into a neat bundle.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/25/14(Sat)17:45 No.15901197</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15900143 (You)</span><br />&quot;There, all done.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack admires your handiwork in the mirror.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not a huge fan of the bow, but...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gives her head a shake, and her forelock bounces up and then falls, a little controlled chaos to make the natural look. Her ponytail mane also eases into an organic slump.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Pretty good work there, Anon. I didn't take you for a hairstylist.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her reflection in the mirror is giving you a smug, teasing grin, so you retaliate with a playful slap on the rump.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow, jesus, where did that come from.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her smile turns to a look of shock, and then into a nasty, oh-no-you-didn't grin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're gonna get it now, Anon!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stifle an &quot;Oh, shit!&quot; and sprint out of the bathroom, sniggering.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The clip-clop of hooves leaving the bathroom are close behind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're too far gone now, Anon. Vegas or bust, baby.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a split second, hooves stop thumping on your carpet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn to see an orange-yellow blur and feel the force of a cannonball boring into your chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Legs were not built for running backwards, so you topple over on your back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applehat stands over you, hat askew but face triumphant.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What was that, Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The mock threat in her voice invokes a deep South twinge, and it's simultaneously intimidating and cutest thing you've ever heard.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She leans in real close, still displaying her 'the things I'm gonna do to you' expression.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You figure this might be your only chance, so your hands quickly reach for her barrel. You start rubbing and tickling as furiously as you can.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applebutt tries to keep her composure, but she's too stunned to react, and soon she breaks down laughing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see an opening and flip her over onto the ground beside you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly, you're wrestling each other, giggling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some inexplicable contortions happen, and somehow AJ's head is under your arm, while you have her rump and legs in your grasp.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stop a wild move, but now her muzzle is right up in your armpit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her escape attempts tickle you and you laugh madly.</span><br />&quot;No fair tickling!&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Trixiefag �01/25/14(Sat)17:50 No.15901287</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390690223501</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">542</span> KB, 311x283, gettinhot.gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15901197 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/25/14(Sat)17:51 No.15901318</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390690296823</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">390</span> KB, 945x945, <span class="nu0">1301364826121</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15901197 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br />Continue....<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/25/14(Sat)18:05 No.15901604</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15901197 (You)</span><br />It's time for something sexual!<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/25/14(Sat)19:02 No.15902827</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15901197 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't quite make out the reply, but it's sounds something like, &quot;Oh, so you're ticklish there, eh?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're fucked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The tickling efforts redouble and you're reducing to a laughing, quivering mass of jelly within seconds. AJ easily escapes your grasp.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With your size, nine times out of ten you'd be able to restrain her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But after that accidental advantage, AJ has the upper hand. Upper hoof?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The actions of your waving arms and waggling fingers prove futile, and an admission of defeat is prompty coaxed out of you.</span><br />&quot;I submit! You win! Ahahaha!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are lying stomach down, and Applebutt is currently sitting on your back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Did you really think something else was gonna happen, sugarcube?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can only pant in response to her teasing tone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She turns and lies down on top of you, belly on your back, chin resting on your head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her stylus is pinned between your bodies, but it's not all that uncomfortable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, Anon, I'll ask again: what was that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This brings forth from you a fresh batch of giggles.</span><br />&quot;...Totally worth it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, was it, now?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack lets her hooves droop over your shoulders, and you can imagine a contented smirk on her face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, at least we know something that you aren't known for.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hmm?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Your wrestling ability.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, shut up.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Aww, shucks, I'm only kidding you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her lazy hooves slip underneath your neck, and you're being hugged from above.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Part of you wishes you were exhausted right now, because napping like this would be heavenly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instead, you give a satisfied 'mmm'.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the back of you mind, a sardonic voice reminds you that OP had promised that the pony you asked for would quickly come around to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The thought leaves a sour taste in your mouth, but you still enjoy AJ's voluntary closeness.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly, you remember what you've forgotten to do.</span><br />&quot;Oh, damn. We should probably get all the groceries I bought into the fridge.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack doesn't even move.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not just yet, Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her hooves squeeze a little tighter.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/25/14(Sat)20:44 No.15905316</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15902827 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are finally set free from your pony prison, and AJ even helps you up, in a display of true sportsmanship.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She insists on helping you get the bags into the kitchen, so you make sure that she doesn't get the bag with the eggs, just in case.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Upon reflection, she could probably even handle it, but you can just never trust anyone but yourself to handle eggs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start unpacking everything on the table, listing it off to Applepone as you go.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Milk. Eggs. Ground beef. Chicken breasts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ grimaces, and you apologize.</span><br />&quot;I am incorrigible.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Incorriwhat?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Incorrigible. Uncorrectable.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cheese. Bread. That good yogurt you really like, it was on sale.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Veggies. Lots of veggies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some beans and nuts and stuff, assorted varieties. (For protein.)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Apple juice, the good kind, the one that's got like 2 ingredients and comes in a weird-ass jug.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open it up for AJ to taste test.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not bad at all, Anon. Way better than the other stuff you had.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Apples, a big bag of 'em. You really tried to get all the best ones.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Meh. It's not home, but it'll do alright. Just be sure to wash 'em, okay?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Figures. AJ grabs an apple and starts tossing it from hoof to hoof.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Flour, lots of. Some shortening. Butter. New thing of baking soda. Pie plates.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, is this for what I think it's for?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Eeyup.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack raises an eyebrow.</span><br />&quot;But before we do any of that, lunch time.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start packing things into the fridge and freezer, explaining your plans to Applehat as you do so.</span><br />&quot;So, I still don't really have a way to acquire grass or hay or flowers or anything else that ponies normally eat. That's not a usual purchase made downtown, so I'll have to do some research if you're really going to push for that stuff.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Figures.&quot;</span><br />&quot;But I have picked up some vegetarian-lifestyle friendly stuff, so we can at least feed you okay until then.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Right.&quot;</span><br />&quot;That in mind, what do you want to have for lunch?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know. Do you have any ideas?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />what's on the menu today, /mlp/<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/25/14(Sat)20:46 No.15905361</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15905316 (You)</span><br />Some hot, italian sausage.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Obzedat �01/25/14(Sat)20:48 No.15905430</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15905316 (You)</span><br />Cheese pizza.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Trixiefag �01/25/14(Sat)20:56 No.15905602</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15905316 (You)</span><br />Green Bean Casserole? Show her what country folk on Earth eat? Without the ham of course.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15904821</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15904916</span><br />I was thinking, it'd be interesting if one of us went a little meta and showed the actual, current thread with all these stories to one of the ponies. That might be a stupid idea though<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15905460</span><br />For some reason i've always had an odd headcanon that Flutters was phobic of blood, but i've always known it was stupid, and this proves that. Neosporin under the gauze would help<br />Oh, if the video is still playing that would be awesome.<br />&#160;<br />I'm almost done with my next post, i'll stop procrastinating now<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15907054 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Story Time! Part 4 �ImSleepy&#160;!HU7XfvOYA2 �01/25/14(Sat)21:58 No.15907054</span><br />&#160;<br />Credit to:<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15833835</span><br />for assisting with a new OP format<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15733336 -&gt;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have two options:-</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option one:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are sent to Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are the only one of your kind and is easily accepted into Equestrian society.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can become friends with all the ponies you've ever wanted to, and live an easy life.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The catch is, sex does not exist.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You will still have your junk, but the ponies will not have anything.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cannot convince them to do anything sexual, because if you do, you will be sent back to earth.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option two:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your favorite pony is sent to you, scared and tired.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She will be affected by the reality-jump for a while, but in time she will grow on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sex exists, and she will fall in love with you eventually.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No one but you can know of her existence in this world.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If even one other person finds out, she will be taken away never to be seen again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She won't know that the reason she can't see her friends anymore is because you made a choice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can choose to tell her of your actions one day; but that is purely your decision.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;What is your choice /mlp/?</span><br />&#160;<br />Stories Written so far:<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option 1: To Equestria by Trenchcoat! (UnOff.Title), by Iamodd&#160;!YpNb7Wi76c</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option 2: Lyra Sauce, by Lyrafag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie On Earth, by Veradux</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opt.2: The Royal Plot Package, by RPP</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opt.2: TGAPTrixie Has Arrived, by Trixiefag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Student Teacher (With REBOOT EDITION), by Twifag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opt.3? Anon is Rarity Delivered, by Anon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opt.2: Is that... Fluttershy? (UnOff.Title), by Neham</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opt.2: Ex-Military Medic and Chryssi (UnOff.Title), by Clarissa</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opt.2: Sol Incarnate, by Frozen_writefag</span><br />http://pastebin.com/u/FrankHogs555<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applesack by Anon</span><br />http://pastebin.com/drgxqEqF<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Link to the original threads:</span><br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15733336<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15833345<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15877811<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)00:08 No.15910078</span><br />&#160;<br />applefag here<br />writing another recap in preparation of more content tomorrow<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;option 2</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;receive AJ, calm her the fuck down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;bathe and feed her, help her through nervous breakdown</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;teach her about earth tech, she loves it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;lose a night of sleep cleaning up her piss</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;hit up the grocery store, scope out some places to play later</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;break the fuck down when you realize what you've done to AJ</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;clean up, glorious brushie, then lose at tickle-wrestling</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;currently deciding on lunch plans</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)01:41 No.15911951</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390718461948</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">1.83</span> MB, 685x516, <span class="nu0">1389211279499</span>.gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />Waiting so hard for the next part of Applesack..<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)10:29 No.15917548</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15910078 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No, you kinda don't have any ideas.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You aren't really a vegetarian and only have a basic idea of what their diet consists of.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You imagine it's tofu and other weird stuff that tastes a little bit like crap.</span><br />&quot;Oh, hey, this has been bugging me for a while, actually... Carrot dogs?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...What in the hay are carrot dogs?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You know, when you take a carrot, and put it in a long bun, and then put stuff on it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh? Oh! Ahahaha, is that what you think they're called?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, yeah. We do the same thing on Earth, only with sausage, made of, like, beef usually.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Eugh. Y'all humans got some weird stuff going on upstairs.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applehat starts drawing circles on the side of her head with her hoof, apparently the trans-universal sign for 'crazy'.</span><br />&quot;Well, okay, let's look at what we can make. I can do another salad, with more stuff this time because I got a bunch of good veggies.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, not to be rude or anything, but I'm pretty hungry.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Alright, so we need a little protein, say. We've got eggs, we've got beans.... Hey, beans! We can do like, a chili, or something. Vegetarian chili.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack shrugs.</span><br />&quot;Well, what else is there? There's soup. Do you want soup?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know. Let's do the chili.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Chili. You sure?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Look at us, we're bickering like a bunch of ninnies.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Alright, chili.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull out your phone, and start looking up vegetarian chili recipes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why are you using your smartphone? Do you not know how to make chili?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, like, gun to my head, I could probably throw something together, but I'd rather follow a recipe.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Naw, naw, come here, let me show you.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Show me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How to cook yourself a mean chili. Get the beans.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ trots up to your pantry and starts digging around for a good pot. She finds one that satisfies her, and takes it to the sink.</span><br />&quot;I, uh, keep all my pots clean.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She stops, inspects the pot in her mouth, and then turns around on puts it on the counter.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Get out the veggies.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like you're playing cook to AJ's chef today.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)10:54 No.15917797</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15917548</span><br />/<span class="br0">&#41;</span>^<span class="nu0">3</span>^<span class="br0">&#40;</span>\<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)11:01 No.15917868</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15917548</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack's suddenly all-business attitude is a little unnerving, but she's clearly an experienced cook and things are moving along surprisingly fast.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She has you unearth about half your kitchen cabinets for spices that are allegedly staples.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She has some funny names for some of them, which is probably an Equestrian thing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As soon as she has all the ingredients she wanted rounded up, you're put to work chopping up veggies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Tomatoes, carrots, onions, mushrooms, peppers, the works.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She also asks if you have corn. You didn't know that corn was a chili thing, so no, you don't think you have corn.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some searching reveals you have a single can of corn, and AJ gives you a slow shake of the head, as though you just committed some kind of major faux pas by not being armed to the teeth with corn.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Despite the fact that you're being led by a short, orange pony, you manage to get the chili cooking on the stove in something like 10 minutes, which to you seems absurd.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of you sit down, and AJ starts munching on an apple as an appetizer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You admit your hunger and reach for one as well, but AJ stops you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y'all are just gonna feel hungrier if you eat that. We got another half hour to go, still.&quot;</span><br />&quot;What?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, see, you're gonna digest them real fast, cause there ain't nothing in apples but flavour.&quot;</span><br />&quot;How do you mean?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Apples have got a lot of acid in them, and that messes with your stomach, makes you more hungry. Then, look at the sugars in them: really simple stuff, practically goes right through you.&quot;</span><br />&quot;That's... news to me.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you want a snack, grab a carrot, or a tomato.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You make a sour face, because you kinda wanted to share an apple with the Apple pony.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ interprets this as a childish aversion to vegetables, though, and begins chiding you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, grow up, you, veggies aren't gonna kill ya.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A playful hoof hits your arm, and in response you overact pretending to be in excruciating pain.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ chuckles, and takes another loud bite.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)11:48 No.15918371</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390754918327</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">104</span> KB, 437x430, drilling-F5.gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15917868 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15917868 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15917868 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br />F5 F5 F5<br />F5 F5 F5<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)12:06 No.15918566</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15917868 (You)</span><br />So, how come AJ gets to snack on apples?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)12:47 No.15919139</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15917868 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15918566</span><br />&quot;Well, okay, I'll buy the hunger excuse, but then why are you eating them, too, then?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still chewing, AJ shifts sideways on the chair, and points to her flank with a hoof and an are-you-kidding-me expression.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm not famous for my ability to crochet.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You roll your eyes, and Applejack laughs again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a distinctive laugh, very... oh, you don't know, genuine?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's such a raw laugh, it feels like it could put anyone in a good mood.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's no Ponka, but you think that this little background pony is starting to grow on you.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The chili ends up being absolutely delectable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Most of the time at the kitchen table is spent in silence because you are so engrossed in eating this delicious chili.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a good thing you haven't given any explanation to Applejack on human table manners, because can't stop yourself from licking the bowl.</span><br />&quot;Hot damn, this is good!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ just tips her hat and winks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y'all saw it, there was no magic. Just some good ingredients and a steady hoof.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod along.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now, come on, you can't tell me this doesn't beat your meat.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She winks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did AJ just...?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did she just say...?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You burst into treats.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The giggles just refuse to stop.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? What'd I say?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They become guffaws, and then rolling laughs.</span><br />&quot;No no, I just, I know what you--&quot; A snicker interrupts your sentence. &quot;--what you tried to say, it's just...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a deep inhale and, and then exhale slowly, calming yourself down. You wipe away a tear from the corner of your eye.</span><br />&quot;'Beat your meat.' That's, ah, that's a bit of a euphemism around here, AJ.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Euphemism for what?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The snickers return, and you just can't bring yourself to say it to those innocent emerald eyes.</span><br />&quot;For, uh... Something. Something indecent.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She blushes, and, having nothing to say back, you get up and go to wash your bowl.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really wish you had space in your crummy place to have a dishwasher.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You then do AJ's dishes and portion the remaining chili into tupperware containers.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)13:57 No.15920313</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15919139 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;Still chewing, AJ shifts sideways on the chair, and points to her flank with a hoof and an are-you-kidding-me expression.</span><br />&#160;<br />Well, now I just feel silly.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)15:57 No.15922754</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15919139 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So, lunch out of the way, it's time to go do things. You have some research to get to.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack says she wanted to do some baking, but tagged along with you to your bedroom anyway.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a bit of a problem, though, because the specific kind of research this was supposed to be is recon on the option thread that started this whole mess.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fill AJ's ears with some boring words that she hopefully didn't understand, to prime her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then, as you sit in your swivel throne, you suggest that AJ play with your smartphone for a little bit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Play? Are there games in it or something?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah. Remember the programs I was talking about yesterday? Those programs can be games, too.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oooh.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull out your phone and start a simple Bejeweled/PuzzleQuest/Candy Crush-type game.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chose it over the more popular versions because free and no ads.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No ads might actually be a safer option for Applehat's case, because she probably doesn't have any experience differentiating advertisements from the interesting bits, so you lucked out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hand over the phone and explain the rules a little. Match three or more by swapping, get points, some jewels have special effects.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ tries to hold it in a hoof and then peck at the screen while in a roughly sitting position, but soon gives up on that and lays down on her stomach on the bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wait a couple of minutes before getting into your serious research, to make sure apple horse is preoccupied.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It doesn't even take that long for AJ to become engrossed in the block-breaking action. Every once in a while, she lets out a &quot;Ye-heah!&quot; or an &quot;Aww, darn.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Down to business.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Clock reads quarter to 1 in the afternoon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab this morning's sticky note. Thread number 15733336.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You point Opera to archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15733336, hit Enter.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'You have 2 choices. Option one: You are sent to equestria.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'Option 2: Your favorite pony is sent to you on earth.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time to perform some investigating.</span><br />&#160;<br />what might we find?????<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)16:13 No.15923081</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15922754 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br />Some kind of guidelines to what is going to happen to AJ <span class="br0">&#40;</span>what was the deal<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)16:13 No.15923089</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15922754 (You)</span><br />Thread died after some spiderman derail, nothing of importance is found<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)16:13 No.15923091</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15922754 (You)</span><br />people being pissed of that they got the wrong pony&#160;?<br />Or maybe some people who wrote fics about raping a pony in some underground basement.<br />if dubs the thread has gone completly off topic and is about rarity now.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)16:56 No.15923867 Replies: &gt;&gt;15924027</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15922754 (You)</span><br />Anon finds clop in the thread, of AJ, and AJ just so happens to look right at Anon's monitor as he does. Also you find out fedora mc trench coat is a fucking ass hole, and AJ was actually Anons favorite pony, he just didnt know it.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)17:23 No.15924425</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390774987454</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">61</span> KB, 890x527, ChestHoofPrint.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15923867</span><br />If brought to reality, <span class="br0">&#40;</span>in the story,<span class="br0">&#41;</span> the given situation would end horribly, and Anon in the hospital.<br />Protip: Avoid getting kicked in the chest by a horse as all times, as it hurts like a motherfucker. Especially by one that kicks fucking trees for a living.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;pic related</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/26/14(Sun)17:33 No.15924648</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15924425</span><br />B..but what if getting bucked in the chest is my fetish?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �01/27/14(Mon)10:26 No.15940308</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390836389647</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">530</span> KB, 1366x3690, 7archived_thread.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15922754 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;/mlp/ - Clopper's Closet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sleuthing hats on: it's investigation time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You peruse the thread carefully, starting with the OP.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No trash can insignia, normally representing deletion by a mod. This thread died on its own.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It doesn't look like there are any secrets or hidden messages buried in the OP, either, just maybe a failed attempt at quints.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You read the words of the option 2 carefully, taking everything in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Favourite pony sent to you, scared and tired, confused and irrational. So far exactly as you remember.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'No one but you can know that she exists in this world. If even one other person finds out, she will be taken away and it will be the last you ever see of her and you will never know what happened to her.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You read the sentence a second time, a third.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So, nobody can ever know, that much is clear. But how does she get taken away?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Does an elite squad bust down your door, gas your shit, and abduct the pony?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Does OP himself magically appear to whisk the pony away from you?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How long will it take? Can you fight back?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The forcefulness of the words, 'she will be taken away,' make it seem like you're grasping at straws.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sex exists, she will fall for you, soon thereafter fall in love. Okay.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How far does that go? Will she just be affectionate, or is she going to want the hot monkey dick?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is this prophesied love going to be genuine, or just some kind of forced robotic bullshit?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then, your inner beta chimes in: is she free to choose not to love you?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't help but shiver.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ perks up at this, asking you if anything's wrong, and you quickly Ctrl+Tab to a different tab.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Google Maps is open, in satellite view. If she asks about it, you can bullshit an explanation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You tell Applebutt you're just a little cold, and she buys it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She won't know that the reason she can't see her friends anymore is because you made a choice. You can choose to tell her one day, but that is your decision.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think long and hard about that last line.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �01/27/14(Mon)10:49 No.15940523</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390837769423</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">87</span> KB, 1244x675, fanart_1390529808984.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15940308 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Alright, you can give the OP a more thorough literary analysis later. You'll have plenty of time to agonize over this over the rest of your life.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let's check the rest of the thread for clues.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First reply: 'Choice one. I can't bring myself to fuck up my waifu's life.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Strictly speaking, AJ isn't your waifu, but your gut clenches up anyway.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you understand the cleverness of the OP's shenanigans.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everyone's talking about option 1 and muh masturbation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You scroll down a little, skipping over some of the more vapid posts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jesus, you're trying to play detective with a 4chan thread. The absurdity is not lost on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, hey, No.15734124 brings up an interesting point.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He's interpreting no sex and meaning there used to be sex and it was taken away.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hah. Clever.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hey, actually... Could there be any room for interpretation in the second option?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'll have to check later, you want to finish checking out the thread first.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And there's the smug fucker who thinks he's witty for reading 'friends with ponies' as literally only ponies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Only a matter of time, it was. Ah, 4chan, glad to see you again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Blah blah blah, more autistic speculation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ah, some tripfag made an option 2 greentext. It's the same one at the guy before.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some Iamodd. How do you pronounced that? Ee-yam-odd?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, OH. I-am-odd. Wow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start reading.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sounds pretty familiar so far, though the trenchcoat stopping by your house went a little differently, and Fluttershy wasn't knocked out in a dirty bag, just bound and gagged.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like story Anon couldn't handle FS, and he had to lock her up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...Oh, awww. It's a sadfeel.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yellow horse kills herself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn to AJ, still entranced by your technology.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...She wouldn't. Would she?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No, Applejack isn't like that. She's too proud.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But on the other hand, she's been thrown out of her own reality. Who knows what she could do.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your face is getting all hot again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No, tears, you've already had your way with me today. Don't be so greedy.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/27/14(Mon)13:23 No.15942467</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390846980607</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">554</span> KB, 1217x1379, winpink.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15940523 (You)</span><br />This story is going to places that I like.<br />Keep up the gud work anon.<br />I�m guessing you�re a <span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>ponkafag <span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>so have some winter pie.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Nehem �01/27/14(Mon)14:50 No.15943624</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15940523 (You)</span><br />Foreshadowing? Nobody knows...<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �01/27/14(Mon)16:36 No.15945237</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15940523 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You brush the feelings off, before they can take hold of you. Your attention is best applied elsewhere right now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anything else left in the thread?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some snarky ass linked the Wikipedia article on Stockholm syndrome--the thought of you holding AJ hostage twists the knife already lodged deep in your gut--but that's about it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everybody just up and lost interest in the thread, it looks like.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sure as hell would have been interested, but you were a little preoccupied then, meticulously cleaning somepony's hat to gain her favour.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's an interesting thought, actually: that you're not the only one, and everyone was too busy calming or wrangling ponies to attend to the thread.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Does that count as ironic?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Eh, probably not. Well, whatever.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So, is that it, then, with the thread? There are no more posts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You read the OP again, trying to see if there was any leeway in interpretation, but come up empty handed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only possible slack you get is in the sex area, and that's not something you feel like you'd be okay doing with Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rest of the thread is the same as the OP. No clues, no leads, no hidden messages, nothing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've been saddled with a pony that no one else can know about, and you're just going to have to deal with it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lean back into your chair, propping your head up on an arm with assistance of your armrest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a long, slow inhale, and a defeated exhale. It makes your back tingle and your eyes droop.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack is still tapping away at your smartphone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The time is five after one.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have the sudden urge to take Applejack out for a walk or something, or just sit outside and feel the brisk breeze. Something outdoorsy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a bit of a selfish thought, because you want to do it just because, and you don't yet know where you might even go and not been seen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, there's nothing better to do, so you might as well look up what you can on that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You close the archive thread, but don't yet toss the sticky note in the trash.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack Anonymous �01/27/14(Mon)17:59 No.15946718</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15945237 (You)</span><br />&quot;Hey, Applejack, can I borrow my phone for a bit? I need to get something I wrote down.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeh, shure, wuh secod.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It begins.</span><br />&quot;I won't be long, I swear.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeh yeh yeh, okee, ah jus godda do dis wevew.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's not even looking up at you to respond.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Note to self: Don't let AJ get addicted to this shit.</span><br />&quot;AJ, it's been a second, I need my phone.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;C'moh, ah'm awmos dun!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sheesh, just pause it, there's a pause button.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No wook, see, ah'm finisih.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wait another five seconds before standing up, arms folded.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okee okee,&quot; she spits out the stylus, &quot;fine, here, take it. Princesses above.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gives a really exaggerated sigh, as though trying to emphasize how much of an inconvenience this was, as you take the smartphone from in front of her..</span><br />&quot;Applejack, you're being really immature.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, I'm not.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You were throwing a fit. About a video game.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I was not!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, you were. This is the kind of thing little children do.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, I'm sorry, ma, hope your saddle isn't riding up on you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The 'ma' is stretched by sarcasm and disdain, and you roll your eyes.</span><br />&quot;See, there it is again. I know these games are addictive, but you're going to have to control yourself, AJ, or I just won't let you play them.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmph.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She has her hooves crossed in front of her and she's looking in the other direction, chin up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In retaliation, you snap a quick picture of this. She perks up at the flash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What the?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Photo evidence of you acting like a little filly.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smile, knowing you clearly have the upper hand now. You start opening up the GPS coordinates you had saved before.</span><br />&quot;Actually, you're looking pretty cute. This one's going in the scrapbook.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fed up, Applejack's head falls into the bed with a soft whump and she covers it with her hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spin your chair back to your desk and open up a quick notepad on your computer, and start typing in the numbers.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you turn back, AJ's resting her head on one foreleg and idly drawing circles with the other hoof.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Nope �01/27/14(Mon)18:21 No.15947101</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15946718 (You)</span><br />Dear Christ that's adorable<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/27/14(Mon)19:07 No.15947946</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1390867625028</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">147</span> KB, 390x324, <span class="nu0">360693</span>__safe_applejack_so<span class="br0">&#40;</span>...<span class="br0">&#41;</span>.gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15946718 (You)</span><br />cute<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Nehem �01/27/14(Mon)19:17 No.15948104</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;15946718 (You)</span><br />Technology addiction comedy is good comedy.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />APPLESACK PART <span class="nu0">3</span>: http://pastebin.com/6XGqyTHX</div></div>
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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&#160;APPLESACK INDEX: http://pastebin.com/drgxqEqF<br />APPLESACK PART <span class="nu0">2</span>: http://pastebin.com/fBgrTY9W<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15950888 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />i was on applesabbatical<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15998318 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/30/14(Thu)16:59 No.16001626</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1391119161075</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">79</span> KB, 400x334, <span class="nu0">1379877147423</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>editor's note: Saul crying and eating a sandwich<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br />I miss applesack...<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �01/30/14(Thu)17:43 No.16002268</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1391121832787</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">1.22</span> MB, 1875x1200, Applesack.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16001866 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br />Lurker/Drawfag here.<br />Dun drew something in your honor<br />Critique <span class="br0">&#40;</span>or whatever<span class="br0">&#41;</span> welcome, and if ya guys like it, I could draw some more.<br />&#160;<br />There goes my post virginity<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16067667 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Story Time! Part 7 Anonymous �02/02/14(Sun)18:39 No.16067667</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have two options:</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option 1:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are sent to Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are the only one of your kind and is easily accepted into Equestrian society.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can become friends with all the ponies you've ever wanted to, and live an easy life.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The catch is, sex does not exist.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You will still have your junk, but the ponies will not have anything.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cannot convince them to do anything sexual. If you do, you will be sent back to earth.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Option 2:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your favorite pony is sent to you, scared and tired.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She will be affected by the reality-jump for a while, but in time she will grow on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sex exists, and she will fall in love with you eventually.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No one but you can know of her existence in this world.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If even one other person finds out, she will be taken away never to be seen again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She won't know that the reason she can't see her friends anymore is because you made a choice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can choose to tell her of your actions one day; but that is purely your decision.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;What is your choice /mlp/?</span><br />&#160;<br />Stories Written so far:<br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.1: To Equestria by Trenchcoat! (UnO.T), by Iamodd&#160;!YpNb7Wi76c</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.2: Lyra Sauce, by Lyrafag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie On Earth, by Veradux</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.2: The Royal Plot Package, by RPP</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.2: TGAPTrixie Has Arrived, by Trixiefag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Student Teacher (W/ REBOOT ED.), ~Twifag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.3? Anon is Rarity Delivered, ~Anon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.2: Suddenly, Fluttershy?, ~Neham</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.2: Onyx and Agate, ~Clarissa</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.2: The Classical Octavia, ~Obzedat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.2: Sol Incarnate, ~Frozen_writefag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.2: The Princess Of The Cabin, ~The Dubs Menace</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O.1: Gettin' On The Farm, ~Applejack fan</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And others will be uploaded soon!</span><br />http://pastebin.com/u/FrankHogs555<br />&#160;<br />Fanon art<br />http://imgur.com/a/VwuzX<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applesack, ~Anon</span><br />http://pastebin.com/drgxqEqF<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Link to original threads:</span><br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15733336<br />Add these to end of link;<br /><span class="nu0">15833345</span><br /><span class="nu0">15877811</span><br /><span class="nu0">15907054</span><br /><span class="nu0">15950888</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/02/14(Sun)19:31 No.16069061</span><br />&#160;<br />applefag here<br />writing up a recap because of how i retconned a part of applesack that i decided sucked <span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16068546 -&gt;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;option 2</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;receive, bathe, feed, and calm a neurotic AJ</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;teach her a bit about earth tech and culture</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;in return she teaches you about apples and good cooking</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;and pisses all over your bathroom floor at 4 am</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;go grocery shopping, scope out some secluded outdoor places</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;return to an existential crisis which you solve via brushie and wrestling</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;do research on the option thread, coming out mostly empty-handed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;currently trying to stop a budding video game addiction</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/03/14(Mon)21:35 No.16092193</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16069061 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You briefly consider saying something, but it's not very likely to end well.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's not the kind of pony to suddenly pick herself up and apologize.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Better not give the phone back to her yet, either, though. Wouldn't want to dig your grave any deeper.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, you done with the phone yet?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Too late, she noticed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's not a very optimistic question, and AJ says it with irritation in her voice.</span><br />&quot;I am, but I don't want to give the phone back to you, because you're acting immature and this is only going to get worse.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What in the hay...?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She starts fuming.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just what in tarnation are you trying to pull here, Anon?!&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'm not 'pulling' anything, Applejack. You're having a temper tantrum over a little video game, and I'm nipping this misbehaviour in the bud, before it gets out of hand.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Gotta draw a line in the sand. Bullshit is intolerable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Misbehaviour? Oh, Sun scorch it all, I'm out of here.&quot;</span><br />&quot;What?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn in your swivel chair again to see Applebutt clambering off the bed.</span><br />&quot;Out of where?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Out of here. Your house. I'm leaving.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's left your bedroom, headed for the stairs.</span><br />&quot;What? Are you crazy?!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You jump up after her. Not a running pace, but faster than walking.</span><br />&quot;You can't go out there! You don't know what the world is like!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's taking very harsh, deliberate steps, so it's not very hard to catch up with her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sure I'll figure it out on my own, thanks.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thick acid dripped from each word.</span><br />&quot;You can't go!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can't I? Wasn't it you who said something about being able to leave any time?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's got you there, brah.</span><br />&quot;Just think about what you're doing for a second, AJ.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You reach out and put a hand on her back, in an effort to impart some kind of personal touch to the conversation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack's head whips around, sending her ponytail into a bounce.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And there's another thing, why do you have to keep touching me all the time, Anon?!&quot;</span><br />&quot;...W-what?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ever since I got here, you can't keep your hands off me!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How is this even a problem?</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/04/14(Tue)18:44 No.16107621</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16092193 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn't like you touching her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack starts back down the stairs, as though stopping you in your tracks gave her some petty satisfaction.</span><br />&quot;How is my touching you even relevant to anything?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn't stop.</span><br />&quot;And it's not like you had any problem with it last night, anyway, when you had me scrubbing your ass clean!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now she stops.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a brief moment, the intensity with which the two of you are suddenly going at the argument strikes you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's enough for AJ's menacing stomp back up the stairs to intimidate you into shuffling backwards.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What did y'all just say, Anon?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, look, I just--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before you know it you're up against a wall, with a four-foot pony standing in front of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Stance wide, ears down, pupils contracted. Bearing teeth, even.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God, she is SEETHING.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah said, what did y'all say to me?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The way AJ's accent becomes stronger when she's mad is a little unsettling, like she's ready to burst and it's leaking out at the seams.</span><br />&quot;Look, can you just calm down and think about what you're doing for a second?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't try to change the subject on me, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, YOU don't change the subject! Can we all just sit down and think about what's going on here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know damn well what's going on here!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Which is why you're so eager to just run out into the unknown and hope for the best, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Regaining your senses, you start resisting against AJ's oncoming front.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the back of your mind you make sure to try to angle yourself out of the edge of the room, so she can't back you into a corner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack can't come up with a retort quick enough, so you're back on the offense.</span><br />&quot;I've told you before, you have no idea what it's like out there, and even I don't know what people might do to you!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of you make slow circles around each other.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You keep saying 'out there' like it's some kinda dangerous place, and yet you got yer buckin' groceries just fine! It can't be as bad as the horsefeathers I have to put up with in here!&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/06/14(Thu)19:14 No.16144840</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16107621 (You)</span><br />&quot;What does that even mean, the 'horsefeathers' you put up with in here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've been nothing if not hospitable, but something inside you tells you that yelling that fact would just make this argument a pointless shouting match.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not that it's all that far from that kind of thing already.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You think I'm stupid, Anon? Y'all are keepin' me locked up in here like a prisoner, refusin' to let me do anything! For all I know we ain't even on your Earth and this is all a freaky magic show!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's face is red, and her cheeks are puffed up in a huff, as though she resents your height difference.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's breathing heavy and so are you, but neither is willing to stand down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You know you certainly can't, but Applejack is sure to have that same conviction.</span><br />&quot;Is that what this is? You think I'm abducting you, playing some kind of sick joke?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's exactly what I think is going on, Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She spits your name at you, and you flinch when you feel it impacting your chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stop circling around AJ, the two of you now having done almost a 180.</span><br />&quot;Seeing the show didn't do it for you? All of my hospitality? When I spent hours cleaning your fucking piss from my bathroom floor, that meant nothing?!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your hands are starting to shake, and you're boiling over.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack stays silent, but in response rips your lanyard off her neck with her teeth, tearing the fabric chain in one powerful movement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The clatter of metal link against metal as your trinket hits the carpet triggers hot tears in your eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clench and unclench your fists as AJ turns around in a huff. In a warbly voice, you begin again.</span><br />&quot;Look. You want the phone? You want to talk? Let's talk. You want to see outside? I'll show you outside.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a step forward.</span><br />&quot;J-just please, calm down, and let's talk this out.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You reach your hand out, to touch, comfort, gesture, anything to show that you're not playing around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack is shaking a little, and her tail is starting to twitch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn't turn around.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/06/14(Thu)22:29 No.16148133</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16144840 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hesitate, thinking better of your tendency to approach by touch, remembering suddenly how you'd been called out on this very thing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You begin to retract, starting to plan a different approach in your head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's tail, however, had other things in mind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With a careless flick it flies up high enough to flip into your open hand.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Uh oh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What happens next, happens in a blur, one that only sheer adrenaline allows you to process at all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's shuddering form whips its head around, and a face that wasn't quite Applejack's, contorted by rage, yells some words at you in an unsettlingly Southern twang.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WHAT'D AH TELL Y'ALL ABOUT TOUCHIN' ME ANON?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel a pair of battering rams lift you off your feet and into the air.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;FUUUCK</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something between a grunt and a yelp is forced out of your mouth.</span><br />&quot;HROAH&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Gravity changes direction in a way that you're not very comfortable with.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every muscle in your body tenses up for the impact your instincts know is coming.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An odd angle comes up to meet your shoulder, glancing off it and digging into your back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, that's not what floors do.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your legs swing over your body and hit the handrail of the stairs, banging against each wooden baluster as they go down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The way it bends your back is excruciatingly painful, but you don't have enough air in your lungs to give more than a squeaky wheeze.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You tumble into a face-down position and bump your way down to the landing, flipping onto your back partway down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hit the wall at the base of the stairs legs first, and come to rest in a remarkably uncomfortable position.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Someone somewhere says something, but you can't tell who or what or where.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to take in a deep breath, but you can't, something really heavy is sitting on your chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;--on, quit foolin' around.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wheeze something in response.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Black spots burn holes in your vision.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh Celestia, no.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The last thing you register before losing consciousness is a loud orange bloom, fading to black.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/08/14(Sat)19:32 No.16183596</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16148133 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You awaken with a sharp inhale, and immediately regret it as a spiderweb of pain sizzles in your chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyes are greeted by white ceiling, somewhere high above you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's a high-pitched drone buzzing from inside your ears, making the air around them feel fuzzy and thick.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your back rests on some hard, unforgiving bars--the stairs, right--and one of your legs is bent underneath you in a really uncomfortable position.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did you fall unconscious?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How long were you out?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The question suddenly grips you as the most important thing in the universe, so you resolve to devote all your effort to figuring it out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Where do you have time devices? Stove, computer, phone...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Phone. Your phone is in your pocket. Is it broken? You hope it's not broken.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can feel it jabbing into your side, so there's a chance it hasn't snapped in half during the fall.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your left arm, splayed out above you but not terribly banged up, seems to be operational.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Down it goes, slowly, trying not to disturb your whining shoulder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slip your hand into your jeans pocket, and try to angle the phone out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Don't want to put the hand in too far, that would be too much movement. But you really have to get your phone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There, phone retrieved.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lift it to your face and unlock it gingerly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...Why did you get out your phone again?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sleep it again, and drop your hand to your side.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, what time is it?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lift your arm up to your face. Phone says 13:18.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's... one in the afternoon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Arm down again. Now what?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You let out a listless sigh, but it quickly turns into a groan when gravity starts pulling on your chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Somewhere, a sack of rocks clatters to the ground and some thumps and scrapes are heard.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A yellow-orange thing--Applejack?--comes galloping out of the kitchen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, Anon, thank Celestia, Anon, you're still alive.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hello, Applejack. How's it going.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's got something on her back as she approaches. Something wrapped up in one of your kitchen towels.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/08/14(Sat)20:27 No.16184709</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16183596 (You)</span><br />oh applesack, you're always worth the wait<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/08/14(Sat)22:20 No.16187389</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16183596 (You)</span><br />whats in the box applesack?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/08/14(Sat)23:12 No.16188469</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16183596 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on, Anon, help me lift up your shirt!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her face looks relieved, but her voice has a hint of panic.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's breathing fast and heavy, approaching hyperventilation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, right, she must be worried about you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to lift up your shirt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK YOUR CHEST HURTS</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The action of rolling up the shirt jostles you enough to bring tears to your eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Somehow you manage to refrain from yelling out, though you have to mouth a silent &quot;fuck&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack takes the towel off her back, and now you can see she's put a bunch of ice cubes in a plastic bag, and wrapped that in the towel.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down at your exposed, aching chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can make out two large U-shaped welts, already darkening a little from the bruising.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ is about to place the ice on your chest, but you stop her.</span><br />&quot;No, no... Pain.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She narrows her eyes at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's just some ice, Anon, it ain't gon--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shush her again, and lift a finger, trying to have her pause while you gather your thoughts.</span><br />&quot;Pain... medication. My bathroom... There's a box. Big box. Lots of teeny boxes, bottles, tubes in it. Find a little bottle--little orange bottle--one that says... hydrocodone. Tiny little white pills. H Y D R O... C O...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ is already gone. You call the last few letters up the stairs, as soon as you can remember what they are.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The ice pack is easily within your reach, so you get it. It's pretty heavy, there's a lot of ice in it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't really want to leave that on your chest, it might hurt.</span><br />&quot;Water... AJ, bring me some water, too.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Water!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What comes next?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's terribly difficult to concentrate for some reason.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to move yourself into at least a sitting position.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can slowly untangle your awkward, aching legs, and there's little wrong with them beyond bruises.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, sitting upright is painful, because it puts pressure on your chest that you can't be bothered to figure out the physics of right now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You scootch to one side of the stairs and lean against the wall.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/09/14(Sun)02:18 No.16192113</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16188469 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Getting bucked in the chest hurts like a bitch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like you-should-seek-medical-attention hurts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your chest is throbbing, and you might have broken ribs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have no idea what broken ribs feel like, but it's probably not very healthy to have that kind of shit around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As Applejack descends the stairs, holding a cup in her teeth by the rim, you ask yourself, what else is wrong with you?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Legs, chest, and a big headache.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, no shit, you just toppled headfirst down some stairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is that grounds for a concussion?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What are concussions like? You don't think you've had those either.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You check the pill bottle AJ gives you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yep, it's your leftover prescription of hydrocodone-acetaminophen, from some mouth surgery a while back. Vicodin, probably, but you have no idea where they write that shit on the bottle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Doesn't say Vicodin on the tabs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, whatever. You pop one--pace yourself--in your mouth and reach for the cup.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How are those little white pills going to help you, the hydro do-cones or whatever?&quot;</span><br />&quot;No idea. They have chemical in them that makes me hurt less. Opioids or whatever. Makes my head ignore how much it hurts, for a while.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's another six or seven in the bottle. Should last a while if you pace yourself. Shame to waste it now, though.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Alright, where to next?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You need to rest. Lie down somewhere and sleep the pain off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You also need to figure out how to tell if you have any broken bones.</span><br />&quot;AJ, you ever break a rib before?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She settles down and looks at you, then hems and haws for a bit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh, once or twice. Mighty painful stuff... D-did I do that to you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You frown, and that does nothing to uncrease her worried brow.</span><br />&quot;I don't know. We'll find out. Right now, I need you to help me. We can discuss things later. Look, my human ribs are right here.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slowly draw the outline of your ribcage on your chest, the pain in your neck and shoulders discouraging a faster pace.</span><br />&quot;I want you to prod at them and see if any of them feel broken.&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/09/14(Sun)02:40 No.16192480</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16192113 (You)</span><br />Applefag, this Applesack story is something I really enjoy. I hope you don't get tired of being a writefag.<br />Not that hoping will do anything, but you know...<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/09/14(Sun)02:55 No.16192751</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16192113 (You)</span><br />&quot;If you find any place that feels too tender, or I start yelping, we'll know that's a problem.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack nods.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's clearly letting you take charge of the situation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Probably because she's been scared shitless by what's just happened.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, Anon, how are you still operating?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is it the adrenaline? Are you just that much of a trooper?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel achy and exhausted.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You should probably be angry at the set of hooves in front of you, being that they pushed you down the stairs and all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But they're not all that hostile right now and you could use all the help you can get.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ starts jabbing at your almost in-shape figure, and you grit your teeth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In reality, she's actually very gingerly poking her hooves at your chest, but it might as well have been daggers for all the sizzling marks it left in your nerves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You force yourself to concentrate on the pain, so that you don't miss any deviations.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's excruciating work, and your clench fists bear white knuckles as testament.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack finishes her inspection, and wipes a fresh layer of sweat from her head with a forehoof.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nothing too weird to me, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Same. Nothing especially tender, besides the welts.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;So you might have some bruised ribs, then. That's what, a month of recovery?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your tailbone starts feeling stiff, and you decide that getting off the landing onto your couch would be a logical next step.</span><br />&quot;AJ, I want to move to the couch. I think I need your help.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Grab the cup, the pills, and the phone, and take them to the coffee table.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's done, wordlessly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the meantime you start to lift/turn yourself up onto hands and knees.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ returns just as you realize how little your shoulders want to support that kind of weight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can get to your feet with moderate effort, but the gut-wrenching sizzle in your chest forces you to lean on the railing, gripping it tightly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack quickly gets the message, and offers her head and back as a support by tossing her hat aside.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16067667 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/11/14(Tue)17:11 No.16237750</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16192751 -&gt;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of you settle into a kind of slow hobble across the room, with you putting a lot more of your weight on AJ than yourself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She takes it like a champ, though, not even batting an eye.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When she looks over at you, she puts on a weak smile, over her mask of scared determination.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You make it to the couch without incident and plop yourself down on the cushions.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It happens a little too quickly, making your head spin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stop, blink once--twice--and shake your head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What did you want to do on the couch again?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jesus, why is it so hard to think?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, you just fell down--were kicked down--some stairs, basically headfirst.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Do you have a concussion?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What are concussions like? You don't think you've ever had any.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Headache comes back for another wave, and you drop your elbows onto the coffee table to catch your head in your hands.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, what you wouldn't give to have this just stop right now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon? Are... you alright?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack pipes up out of nowhere, a little too loud. You wince at the sudden volume.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before the thought even crosses your mind to respond, she interrupts you again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who am I kidding, of course you're not fine... Celestia, how could I be so stupid?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I just... I got really angry, and I was acting selfish, and... and...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ tries to hug you, hesitates, inches further, pauses again, and finally decides just to lay a hoof on your leg.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please, Anon, I swear I didn't mean it.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Look, Applejack.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks.</span><br />&quot;Right now, I am a little mad, yeah. I've just been roughly sent down my stairs.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her ears drop, and her gaze drifts away from you.</span><br />&quot;But more than that, right now I hurt everywhere, and I think I have a concussion.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She slinks really low at this, and you realize what you said.</span><br />&quot;Ugh, what I mean is, right now, I... need time to rest. You win. Do whatever. We'll talk later.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lie back on the couch, and toss AJ your phone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sighing, you shut your eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe you can sleep the pain off, or at least lie out the brunt of it.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/11/14(Tue)19:19 No.16239783</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16237750 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ gingerly places the toweled ice pack on your chest, having removed some of the ice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thanks, Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No use in trying to sleep now, so you try to spend the time thinking about things.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So what is there really to think about?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack just threw you down the stairs, there's that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You want to be mad, because that feels like it might be the proper response, but the only emotion you can really conjure up is disoriented.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sounded sorry, which is good, but you're not particularly happy, either.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You manage to provoke a little bit of fear when you realize that you used the words &quot;do whatever&quot; and AJ might interpret that as being allowed to leave.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But then again, if she fucks up, serves her right for not listening to you and kicking you down the stairs. Shit's going to be aching for weeks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But that's no way to treat the situation, is it? You're not going to disown your newborn baby when it does something like shit in your hand or vomit on your shirt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is that what the pony is to you? Your baby?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's a strong independent pony (who don't need no man, lel). She raises barns. She ploughs fields and feeds probably hundreds of ponies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But at the same time, she knows nothing about Earth. She's your responsibility.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Which is why you were well within your rights to reprimand her for her behaviour.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But there's gotta be a less violent way of resolving this stuff. Your chest groans in agreement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, it's just Applejack taking the ice off your chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thanks, AJ. You're a pal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What, a blanket, too? You're too kind.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You drift in and out of naps for the next little while.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Stinging pain keeps waking you up every time you so much as move, but you stir a couple of times to the odd taste of nap in your mouth, so you guess that at least some time has passed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least it's not constantly throbbing, though.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think you'll probably have some Tylenol or Aleve before bed, and keep the remaining hydro for when shit gets out of hand. You don't have much left.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/15/14(Sat)00:22 No.16298910</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16239783 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You still ache everywhere, but now the hydrocodone has kicked in, and you're feeling somewhat refreshed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Refreshed? Were you exhausted before?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't really feel tired, but you guess that that shit at 4 am was going to make you crash sooner or later.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Biting back the aches, you peel back the blanket and check under your shirt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oooh, shit, that looks painful.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You approach the large welts with a careful finger.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;SHITSHITSHIT</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes, it's still tender. It's a wonder that your shirt didn't chafe the shit out of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's fairly soft as far as your shirts go, and you're not a plebian when it comes to laundry so you know how to get that softness, but damn, man, these welts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Amazing how both hooves got you in the chest, too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd think that horses just sort of aim in your general direction, but looks like AJ has this precision business down to a tee.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slip your shirt back down with as much care as one uses to handle a half-finished game of Jenga, and decide to test the waters by sitting up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's feasible, but your chest isn't really liking it one bit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe you do have fractured ribs, and you and AJ missed something before?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your phone is lying on the table.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pick it up and check the time, and it does that thing where the old time stays up for a fraction of a second before updating to the present time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;13:18 turns into 14:49. Some unusually slow mental math tells you've napped for the better part of an hour and a half.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, wasn't that the same time when you checked before? On the stairs?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So Applejack didn't even touch the phone while you were out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look around for the orange beast, and find her curled up on the armchair.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It takes very little effort to imagine her curled up the same way in your lap, you running your fingers through her fur, her being cute and shit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Eat your horsefucking heart out, /mlp/.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't keep down a smile, a downright shit-eating grin cramping your cheeks and pushing your eyes into a bit of a squint.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/17/14(Mon)00:26 No.16342080</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16298910 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As though suddenly aware she was being watched, Applejack cracks an eye open.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The pupils contract quickly, adjusting to the light, and focus in on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, hey there, sleepyhead. Rest up nice?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She flashes you a small grin of her own, and for a second your chest doesn't really hurt.</span><br />&quot;Well enough. Head doesn't hurt as much.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's... that's good.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The smile fades. You realize why.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ rolls off her side onto her belly, tucking her hooves under her sides.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's avoiding your gaze. None of that trademark Apple pride is shining through.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're not mad at me... are you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, what the hell. The conversation had to happen sometime.</span><br />&quot;Applejack.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Reluctantly, she looks up at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pat the spot on the couch beside you.</span><br />&quot;Come sit here with me.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She does, head hanging low.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not mournfully low, but enough to make her slouching evident.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This won't do at all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The first thing you do once she is seated beside you is to wrap your arm around her shoulder--or thereabouts--and lean her against your side.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though she's only maybe 4 feet tall standing, her body has some length to it, and her neck isn't something to be trifled with either, so she'd be up to about your shoulders if her back was straight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's too surprised by the sudden contact to do anything, so you continue speaking.</span><br />&quot;Look, I know that things got a little heated back there. We both said some things and did some things that, upon reflection, we'd rather not have. So yeah, I'm a little mad, naturally.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack shifts uncomfortably, unsure of what to expect.</span><br />&quot;But I could never stay mad at you. Do you know why?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She lifts her head in lieu of a response.</span><br />&quot;Because I am incredibly lucky to have you.&quot;<br />&quot;By all rights, you shouldn't exist. This Earth I live on, it isn't Equestria. There're no magical ponies hanging around, no horse goddess raising the sun, no dragons or weatherponies or magic or anything.&quot;<br />&quot;It's a world based on well-known physics, with nothing up its sleeves, no trickery.&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/19/14(Wed)19:50 No.16389076</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16342080 (You)</span><br />&quot;But here you are, in my arms right now.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You squeeze lightly to emphasize your point, and immediately regret the effect it has on your chest. You have to settle for rubbing her shoulder and foreleg lightly, the universal gesture for light-but-meaningful hug.</span><br />&quot;I don't really have an explanation for how any of this happened, or where to go from here. But I can say that I'm not going to let a little anger cloud my vision, when something as unique as a pony drops into my lap.&quot;<br />&quot;You mean a lot more to me than a trip down the stairs, AJ.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down at her to see her eyes peel away from you, and she stares at nothing in particular as your words process in her head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... I just got so scared, Anon, when I saw you lying there, not moving...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gulps, as though the words are stuck in her throat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Part of you wants to let her let it all out, but you would kinda rather not think about it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only memory of the incident that's coming to you with any ease is the sickening feeling of fresh pain that wasn't there before.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The entire argument was just all so stupid, and I started panicking, and--&quot;</span><br />&quot;Shh. Shhhh. It's okay, Applejack. Let's just... not talk about it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You go for a second squeeze-hug, and the pain isn't as sharp, so you press on.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As a validation of your efforts, you feel a hoof slip around your back and lightly squeeze. AJ's head snugs into your side.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...I'm real sorry for what I put you through, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You're already forgiven.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;If there was a way to pronounce the smiley face emote, you probably would right now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ wouldn't even know what that would mean, but whatever. Shit'd be poignant.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Speaking of that, when should you show her the internet?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hey, would it be okay to let her chat with people? Is that against the rules?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It did say something like, 'Nobody can know she exists.' So if she pretends to be someone else...?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Worth investigating. Maybe she can have friends after all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You snap back to reality. Applejack is smiling up at you.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/20/14(Thu)00:35 No.16393532</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1392874528643</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">295</span> KB, 666x1170, <span class="nu0">1381540457726</span>.jpg<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>editor's note: beaten-up ponka saying &quot;i still love you&quot;<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16389076 (You)</span><br />Bueno, but a small post for a three days wait.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/20/14(Thu)01:22 No.16394239</span><br />&#160;<br />applefag here, burning the midnight oil<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16393532</span><br />i know, i know, i'm sorry; extra sorry, in fact, to everyone, and especially to you, anon<br />i don't write by volume, but more by inspiration, so content will not always equate time waited to dispense that content<br />this past week was some tumultuous inspirational constipation, a deadly combination of &quot;a part that i know i'm not going to like ahead of time&quot; and &quot;the only situations that arise naturally are ones that either suck or require anon to be an elegant motherfucker&quot;<br />&#160;<br />fortunately i was fed a little bit of idea ex-lax by TF and some other bros over in the IRC, and the effects have slowly pushed me over the hump and started churning this blockage of words and thoughts into something i can now safely excrete<br />i'll try to get back to pre-applesabbatical levels of posting sometime soon, but it'll take some work on my part<br />suffice to say that we're out of the woods at this point and should all go well, this event will not repeat<br />&#160;<br />tl;dr: whatever it was that was making applesack slow is gone now and applesack is jamming the accelerator as fast as its injured legs can handle<br />&#160;<br />also, that picture, mang<br />you cut me deep<br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>i'm cry<span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/20/14(Thu)01:30 No.16394328</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16394239 (You)</span><br />Oh wow, thanks for such the heartfelt apology/and or explanation man, you do your best yo.<br />&#160;<br />Also wow this picture supplied me with a lot more kicks than i thought it would.<br />&#160;<br />Fuck yeah.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/20/14(Thu)01:36 No.16394393</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1392878183066</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span>Spoiler Image, <span class="nu0">151</span> KB, 911x876<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16394239 (You)</span><br />it's okay applesackanon<br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>I'll always love you<span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �02/20/14(Thu)02:04 No.16394749</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1392879890640</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">370</span> KB, 900x900, <span class="nu0">41364</span>__safe_artist-speccy<span class="br0">&#40;</span>...<span class="br0">&#41;</span>.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16394239 (You)</span><br />&#160;<br />Here since beginning of your story. Still coming back because of you and some of clarissas..<br />&#160;<br />i wuv you applefag. you're great.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/21/14(Fri)00:56 No.16409233</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16389076 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whatever your extemporization sounded like, it seems to have worked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've calmed the pony, at least for the time being.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The smile she's showing is a weak one, but it's there, and maybe you can do something to get her mind off of it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You extricate yourself from the hooves and take a deep breath.</span><br />&quot;Well, it's almost three in the afternoon, no use in sitting here moping. What do you want to do, Applejack?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She opens her mouth, and then pauses, evidently unable to think of something. Then you get a shrug.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What is there to do, even?</span><br />&quot;Well, I guess, there's, uh, there's the TV. We could watch some movies. I might have some old board games packed away somewhere.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ mulled over these options, not looking all that satisfied, but then her eyes suddenly lit up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... Say, what about all that baking stuff you bought today? Didn't you say you had a plan for that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Baking stuff?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, right, the flour and pie plates and shit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What WAS your plan for that?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Probably to let AJ bake, you guess. She's a baker, isn't she?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not like there's all that much else to do with all those fucking apples, lel.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You find yourself facing AJ's smile again, and she's got a glint in her eyes like she's... excited.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still down about what'd just transpired, but getting better by the second.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's infectious, just being around her like this, and it doesn't take long for you to let out a 'Sure, why not?'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, let's see what's cooking, then!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack hops off the couch quickly, and then looks to you as though wanting to help.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You thank her, but use the coffee table to get up on your legs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They seem to work, though they feel longer than you're used to. Maybe you really do have a concussion.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your chest groans from all the sudden movement, but it's more of a dull creak than anything at this point.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You motion for Applejack to take point, and she does after retrieving her hat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hobble after her into the kitchen, and when you arrive she's already digging around in your pantry.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous �02/21/14(Fri)11:47 No.16414937</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16409233 (You)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How does she know where...?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, that's right, she was there with you when you were putting everything away today.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And she's already made that chili.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You helped.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...It was mostly her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wew, go' yuhh fhann herr--&quot; *ptfoo* &quot;--like a bump on a log, Anon, come and help!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jesus, that's a fast turnaround.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She must... really love apples?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, hey! Y'all all right in there?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hmm huh what?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y'all've just been standing there for minutes, just staring at me. Everything alright?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Minutes? Fuck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyes focus in on Applejack, and she's already got some kind of crust batter thing going.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The flour's been opened--surprisingly neatly--and there are a bunch of baking things and whitish powders everywhere.</span><br />&quot;Minutes? Fuck.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you want to sit down or something? I can probably do all this myself anyway...&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, no, I just... I'm having trouble concentrating. Concussion, probably. Here, what can I help with?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You sure you shouldn't rest some more, or, I don't know, see a doctor? You do have doctors, right?&quot;</span><br />&quot;No. Yes. Damn, I mean, yeah, we have doctors, no, I don't need rest. I just rested a whole bunch, I don't feel like resting any more. Tell me what to do.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, if you say so. Wanna start cutting the apples?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sure. How do you want them cut?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack smiles wide at this, as though she's proud that you're smart enough to ask.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You wanna cut them all-around, like you would for eating, but really thin.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She raises her hooves and brings them really close to show you that she means really thin.</span><br />&quot;Man, what are we making?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, well, it's, uh... It's kinda like a casserole, I guess? I'm not sure what to call it, I picked it up from some Apples that live way up north. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure how they grew apples in that weather...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Apple casserole. Is that an actual thing?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, literally, whatever. Why the hell not. Let's make apple casserole.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab a cutting board, an apple, and a large knife.</span><br />&quot;So, like, this thin, right?&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16425682 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous 03/02/14(Sun)01:00 No.16565858</span><br />&#160;<br />applefag back from the grave<br />told you guys it wasn't over<br />&#160;<br />high time for a recap, don'tcha think?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;option 2: want ponk, receive applehorse instead</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;after some rough patches, get on good terms, and teach her about the world</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;go shopping next day, come back to an existential crisis</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;perform brushie and wrestling to help her get out of it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;after lunch, go research thread while aj plays vidya</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;aj gets addicted and lashes out when you try to stop it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;kicks you down the fucking stairs, now you hurt everywhere</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;currently making things better (?) by baking together</span><br />&#160;<br />actual story bit inbound<br />again, sincerest apologies for being a dickbutt and not updating<br />i was just kinda not feeling like it and applesack is 2huge anyway<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack �Anonymous 03/02/14(Sun)01:01 No.16565883</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16565858</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's perfect, Anon. Keep going.&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...And then you brush the leftover egg on the top, to get it all nice and brown later... And then you can sprinkle a little sugar on top, and it'll make the crust nice and sweet. Then we just toss it in the oven.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Holy shit, how many apple things have you baked today?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There was the casserole, then some turnovers or something, and then what seemed to be apple-caramel cookies, using some butterscotch chips or some shit that you forgot you had.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And now there's this pie being slipped into your preheated oven.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not that you're tired of any of it, and it's all absolutely delicious, but that's half the flour gone, and most of the apples.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An unsustainable rate of consumption if there ever was one. You're going to need a LOT of apples.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The scale of her farm operation must be massive. Suddenly Applebuck Season seems like a reasonable episode plot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, what do you want to make next?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I think we should maybe call it a night? We're, like, out of apples.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh... You can always get more, right? They're not on a ration or anything, are they?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A brief look of 'I've made a terrible mistake' flashes over Applejack's face, and you giggle.</span><br />&quot;No, I can get more, I just usually try to keep the grocery shopping to once a week. Gas is expensive.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Gas?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Gasoline. Fuel for cars.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You make some vroom-vroom noises and steer a pretend wheel.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There is a moment of sudden silence shared between the two of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So are you saying I overdid it with the baking?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Huh? Naw... Well, I mean, a little, but...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack gives an 'I figured as much' face, rolling her eyes.</span><br />&quot;Well, hey, look, if you like baking this much, we'll work something out. I just don't know if I'm going to be able to eat all this, every night.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, I don't know about you, Anon, but I'm hungry as a horse right now.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyes reflexively shift to the stove clock. It's half past five.</span><br />&quot;Were you just planning on eating this for dinner?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uhh... yeah? You weren't?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16633936 begins<br />- - �- � - � �- � � - � �- � - �- -<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �03/13/14(Thu)23:20 No.16754124</span><br />&#160;<br />Applesack is kill?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �03/14/14(Fri)05:42 No.16759327</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1394790170659</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">92</span> KB, 532x353, Pinkieprehensive.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16754124</span><br />I was thinking the same thing...<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack? �Anonymous �03/17/14(Mon)17:46 No.16815603</span><br />&#160;<br />applefag here<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16754124</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16759327</span><br />yes, applesack is kill<br />i have nearly a post's worth of stuff that i've been sitting on for two or three weeks, so i can post that in a minute, but it's nothing special<br />&#160;<br />once again, i find myself apologizing for breaking all these promises<br />i'm just done with it, i no longer want to do anything with applesack<br />i bit off more than i could chew, and i'm choosing to spit it out instead of choking to death on it<br />&#160;<br />catch y'all niggas on the flip side<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �03/17/14(Mon)17:48 No.16815642</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16815603</span><br />&quot;Does a bunch of pastries really count as a reasonable meal in Equestria?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;'Course it does, Anon. That's like, three of the five food groups in there!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Five food groups? Isn't it four?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, hold up, ponies have food groups?</span><br />&quot;You have five food groups?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, right, you're not a pony. See, we split up all the food we have into five big groups, based on the kindsa nutrients they give you, and you--&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, like, I know what food groups are, we have them too. It's just... five?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh. Yeah.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You got your fruits, your veggies, your milks and proteins, your grain products, and your sugars.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sweets are a food group? We just call that junk food.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ's eyes go wide when you say the word 'junk', and then she breaks into a loud guffaw.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel a little like laughing yourself because her southern accent turns the sound into this rich, hearty bellow, but you don't really get the joke.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack notices your quizzical expression, and waves you off with a &quot;you wouldn't get the joke&quot; hoof, using the other to wipe her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Eh-heh-heh... Anyway, how many food groups do you humans have, then, if it ain't five?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Just four. We put fruits and vegetables in the same one, and then grain and milk like you, and we also have a meat group, and that's where we put the proteins.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her smile clearly drops a notch at the mention of meat. You decide to change the subject.</span><br />&quot;It's weird, though, I thought food groups were just a human thing.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I thought they were a pony thing. Guess we aren't so different after all.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmmm.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a moment of contemplation, AJ gets up to retrieve a knife off the counter. Probably for the casserole or something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You watch her place it quickly on a plate and bring it back to the table.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah, you wouldn't mind if I chow down, would you?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �03/17/14(Mon)17:51 No.16815704</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16815603</span><br />No<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �03/17/14(Mon)17:51 No.16815706</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16815642</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;applesack is kill</span><br />well at least I can finally stop lurking this fucking thread, later fags.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] applesack... �Anonymous �03/17/14(Mon)17:58 No.16815830</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16815642</span><br />and here's what's currently still pinned up on my storyboard, in case any of you consider that suitable closure<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;anon decides to also eat pastries for dinner, finds it oddly satisfying</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;anon and aj decide to watch a movie together (probably something old animated disney, like 'Oliver and Company')</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;aj reveals that she no longer knows what to think about her situation, because she finds herself trusting anon and missing equestria in equal measure</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;anon, on a whim, takes her out the next day for a run in one of the fields by an abandoned barn</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;aj wonders aloud about fixing it up, this gets anon thinking about it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;aj spends the next week catching up on human culture via movies, while anon works his job from home and starts figuring out things like how to get apples in bulk</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;???? more things happen</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16815706</span><br />au revoir<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �03/17/14(Mon)19:08 No.16817108</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1395097712691</span>.gif-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">483</span> KB, 500x281, Applesack no....gif<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16815603</span><br />Well thanks for the story up to this point anon, you're still based in my book.<br />&#160;<br />May a thousand armless children caress you in you sleep.<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] JuiceBox �03/17/14(Mon)20:41 No.16818673</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16815830</span><br />Do you want one of the spare writefags to take it upon themselves to finish it?<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Science Mango �03/17/14(Mon)20:42 No.16818700</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1395103374495</span>.png-<span class="br0">&#40;</span><span class="nu0">1.34</span> MB, 918x4121, ripinpeace.png<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16815603</span><br />drew something to remember this moment<br />god speed you nigger, god speed...<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt; [] Anonymous �03/17/14(Mon)20:59 No.16819002</span><br />File: <span class="nu0">1395104391525</span>.jpg-<span class="br0">&#40;</span>Spoiler Image, <span class="nu0">134</span> KB, 500x502<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>&quot;No, it's raining.&quot; scene from full metal alchemist<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16818673</span><br />if you niggers want to, sure, whatever<br />just don't pretend it's mine anymore if you do<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;16818700</span><br />goddamn it mango<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />- - �- � - � �- �THE END �- � �- � - �- -</div></div>




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