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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Anon_and_Twilight_.28RGRE.29">Anon and Twilight (RGRE)</span><a href="Anon_and_Twilight_(RGRE)#/editor/1" title="Edit section: Anon and Twilight (RGRE)" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like you're rich in the land of horses.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All that pocket change you had when your ass got dumped in the land of friendship, rainbows, and all that happy horseshit was worth a lot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you had to deal with the repercussions of having it made.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My name is Fleur De Lis and?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slamming the door in her face you grumbled and went back to the couch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was the fourth damn suitress this morning.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;None of them give a single shit about you, all they care about is the fact that you're loaded.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Caramel told you before to be careful.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Mares would herd up with a rich colt, live with him for a little bit, then kick his flank to the curb with nothing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The mares might be in charge here but at least some things are the same as on earth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anonymous the Human we have come for your hand in marriage!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The walls of your home shook from the loudness.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like that mare from Neigh York was back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And we bring pizza!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay maybe you'll at least hear what she has to say.</span><br /><br />&quot;This bullshit and I say no.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anonymous it's not that simple where you can just say no.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Glaring at the obviously uncomfortable princesses you sipped on your delicious coffee.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The nobles have been pushing for us to act, a law we had even forgotten about is forcing our hoof.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knew what they were going to say but wanted to hear it straight from the horses mouth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You have to marry, the law is simple, a stallion with financial wealth cannot simply remain single out of possibly mismanaging the money and losing it.&quot;</span><br />&quot;So let me get this straight before I kick both your royal flanks out of here.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Setting down the coffee mug so you didn't spill any over what was going to happen in the next minute.</span><br />&quot;I need a mare to tell me how to handle my money.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both Celestia and Luna nodded apprehensively.</span><br />&quot;Okay then, allow me to retort.&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Any pony passing by would have shit their non-existent briches over the sight that morning.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both rulers being tossed out and landing on their rumps.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;By the human no less.</span><br /><br />&quot;Sparkle get your fat ass out here now!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Waiting impatiently you tapped your foot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;These royal assholes wanted to play? You'd play.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Moments later a visibly frightened princess stood just beyond the doorstep.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fear kept her from going any further.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Groaning you walked up and picked her up slinging her under your arm and walking toward the courthouse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon set me down, this is embarrassing!&quot;</span><br />&quot;No time, we're getting married, so tough cookies.&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Holy hay you're married.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So much for that contest in school where you got voted least likely to get you some dick.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whose laughing now?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Floating the small gold band in front of your eyes you &quot;squeed&quot; before putting it back on your horn.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your parents and not to mention Shining and Cadence were going to be furious that you didn't invite them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But Anon didn't give you any warning.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That hunk of stallion just snatched you up and brought you down to the courthouse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With those big, strong hands of his</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unf!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Speaking of hands.</span><br />&quot;You know you can put me down now.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nope, still got two more stops before this whole things done.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Colts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Always making things so complicated.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh tonight is going to be so great, you won't need an excuse to wear those socks you got last week.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fuck you bird horse!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Without even stopping you watched as Anon extended the middle digit of his hand in what you guessed was a greeting towards a passing Pegasi.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Craning your neck you saw she almost dropped what looked like a potted plant right on top of him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She should be more careful.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Almost hitting your hubby, that slut probably wanted to steal your man.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah keep on flying filly, he's taken.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When this is over you should probably send a letter to everyone to let them know the great news.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And hide your playmare collection.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You won't need those anymore.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Marriage certificate from the courthouse? check.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Several copies mailed to the princess and royal archives? check.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You felt bad for putting Twilight through all this but desperate times call for desperate measures.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Those measures being marrying a certain princess with a flank inferiority complex.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How many times did you catch her at the gym staring at it as she tried losing weight?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This girl needs to learn that there was nothing wrong with that ass.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Girls back on earth would kill for an ass like that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now here you sit with a visibly sweating princess on the couch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For some reason you smell spaghetti.</span><br />&quot;So Twilight&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;BE GENTLE IT'S MY FIRST TIME!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Blown back by her outburst you peaked over the couch edge.</span><br />&quot;I was going to ask if you wanted some coffee, but let's go with something without caffeine instead.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Eh heh heh, waters fine.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's that spaghetti smell again.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Two happily crying ponies clutched at your abdomen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh thank Celestia!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are confused.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of Twilights parents came as soon as they got the news.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We thought for sure she was a filly fooler.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning to face your wife she looked pale and mouthed &quot;I'm so sorry for this&quot; despite her embarrassment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We thought we'd never see her find a decent stallion.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mom really?&quot; Twilight was redder than Macintosh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Your brother and his family should be here later today, Oh how I wish you'd told us earlier.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah Twilight why didn't you tell them, were you ashamed of me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh this was going to be good.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I? butttt? you? usssss&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Grinning you bathed in her confusion.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Twilight a scroll from Princess Celestia just came for you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Spike the resident mailbox came shuffling in holding a sealed scroll which Twilight quickly snatched up with her magic.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Watching as her eyes scanned the parchment you noted that all color drained from her face.</span><br />&quot;You alright?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Consummate the marriage.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the fuck is a consummate?</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is not how you thought your wednesday night would go.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Apparently to consummate a marriage you had to go balls deep in Twilight mutherfucking Sparkle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So here you were in only a pair of your best underwear waiting on the bed for Twilight to come out of the bathroom so you could &quot;do it&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Tonight you would officially become a horsefucker.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not a bad way either and you two were married so it didn't seem to farfetched.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hearing the bathroom door open your eyes trained on the doorway.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you waited.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the door slammed back shut.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Grabbing the paper on the nightstand you flipped to the crossword puzzle.</span><br />&quot;Hey Twilight five letter word for an archaic dragon?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Muffled by the door you heard her voice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Drake.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Cool, thanks.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was going to be a long night.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You waited for two hours.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You even finished the damn crossword puzzle. You might have looked at the answers once or twice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yet still no Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Throwing the paper aside you got up and went to the bathroom door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Knocking gently you called out.</span><br />&quot;Twilight? Everything okay in there?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Waiting for a response all you heard was &quot;blurghufho&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay she's throwing up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opening the door you couldn't help but feel sad at the sight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight Sparkle, in pure white socks with her had in the toilet puking her guts out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon I'm so sorry blahihihhundn uhhhg those hayburgers were a mistake.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Kneeling down you pulled back her mane so she didn't get vomit on it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You might have been an asshole but even you knew that when a girl hurls like this it's the least you could do.</span><br />&quot;So is this because of the food or the sex thing?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Blafhhsjjksl ugghhh my stomach, the second one.&quot; She managed to mumble through.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stayed there and waited until she got it all out of her system.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a few minutes you reached under her and picked her up cradling her small body in your arms.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Carrying her into the bedroom you laid her down on the soft cushiony bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon I'm sorry.&quot;</span><br />&quot;It's alright. Get some sleep.&quot; You said sliding into bed with her.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wrapping your arm around the purple pony you brought her close.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were overwhelmed by smell of lavender, how this girl managed to puke her guts out and still smell this nice was beyond you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Feeling her relax and settle against your chest, you closed your eyes and fell asleep.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You both could try again tomorrow.</span></div></div>




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