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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Anon_and_Twi.27s_RP_Adventures_.28Comedy.29">Anon and Twi's RP Adventures (Comedy)</span><a href="Anon_and_Twi's_RP_Adventures_(Comedy)#/editor/1" title="Edit section: Anon and Twi's RP Adventures (Comedy)" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;H-hey, Anon...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight awkwardly shuffles over to your lunch table, plopping down a few feet down the bench from you</span><br />&quot;Hey, Twi. What's up?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not much... b-big test today in C-Complex Analysis...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah? How'd that go?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;G-good... I m-mean, there was this one p-problem where we were supposed to find the integral of a absolute-squared sine function, and you had to transform it into polar coordinates in the imaginary plane, and...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight stops herself, blushing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;S-sorry... you probably didn't want to hear about all this.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, it's cool. Glad to hear you did well.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-you too... I mean, uh... thanks...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She takes a deep breath</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe it's just you, but she seems a little more... fidgety than usual</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her hands keep making this complex, spidery little dance across the table, fingers scrabbling nervously at the wood as if trying to dig through it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, um... Anon?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hm?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You close your Neon Genesis Evangelion? official lunchbox, turning to face her</span><br />&quot;What's up?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;C-can I, um... ask you a weird question?&quot;</span><br />&quot;How weird?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;K-kinda weird...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Um... I guess? If it's about what happened to Trixie in anime club last week, I have no idea. I just heard the stories. And the screams...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel the harrowing weight of a flashback coming on, but push it back down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, it's not about Trixie... I w-was just wondering if... you know... you'd ever...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She fidgets with the strings of her hoodie, trying to resist the urge to stick one in her mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Done like a r-roleplay... with someone?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh shit, is this girl serious?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You used to play Mazes and Monsters all the time, back when you were a freshman!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And, you know, actually had free time</span><br />&quot;Oh, yeah! All the time!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's eyes go wide, and a puff of hot, hormonal breath escapes her lips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;R-really? A-a-all the time?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah! Since I was like ten, really.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;'T-t-ten? Oh my g-god...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, I'm pretty much a pro. Why? You trying to set something up?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I m-m-mean... if you're... c-cool with it...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She takes a deep breath, her cheeks flushed a remarkable shade of red</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;oh my god i can't believe this is really happening ah...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hell yeah, I'm cool with it! You have a group?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;G-group!?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's eyes go wide</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I m-m-mean... a g-group, I... I didn't think... I thought j-j-just one person...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, you more a one-on-one game type? That's cool too. Just means a little extra work.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight slumps in her chair, a shaky smile forming on her face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's starting to sweat pretty hard now, and the hoodie string finally makes its way between her lips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I like w-work...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Great! When do you wanna meet?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her chewing intensifies, to the point where you're pretty sure the poor string is doomed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wh-whenever.... oh my god...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sucks in her breath, eyes fluttering</span><br />&quot;Great! Friday night, then?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;F-f-f-friday's good...&quot;</span><br />&quot;And what system do you want me to bring?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;S-s-system?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just then, the bell rings</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You jump up, grabbing your patrician-anime-decorated lunchbox, and heading for the door</span><br />&quot;I'll see you tomorrow night, then!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight blinks, looking like she's stuck in a dreamy haze</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah... tomorrow...&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knock on the door to Twilight's home around seven o'clock, your backpack weighed down with manuals, figures, dice, sheets, and various snacks</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Basically a nerd's survival kit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a moment, no one answers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You get a moment to admire the &quot;McMansion&quot; aesthetics of the place, before Twilight's voice answers from behind the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;J-just a minute!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Is everything okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah! J-j-just getting ready!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How long does it take to get ready for a Mazes and Monsters game?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Girls are so weird...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, Twilight opens the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;G-greetings, t-t-t-traveler...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, Twi! Uh...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You catch sight of her garb</span><br />&quot;Nice... cloak?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She shrinks away from you, blushing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-you like it?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I mean, it's pretty stylish... but it's like eighty degrees outside. Aren't you hot?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-you have no idea... I mean, uh... *I W-WAS BORN IN THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF THE N-NORTH. I KNOW NOTHING BUT C-C-COLD.*&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sounds like a chipmunk doing a She-Ra impression</span><br />&quot;O...kay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;MY W-WORLD IS NOTHING BUT CHILL. IF ONLY... uh... IF O-ONLY...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She checks her hand, where you see she's scribbled some notes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;IF ONLY A L-LONE TRAVELER COULD WARM MY FRIGID HEART...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wow. You're really dedicated!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I, um... th-thanks... I MEAN THANK YOU, TRAVELER. M-MY DEDICATION TO MY HOMEL-LAND IS IMMENSE. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD TO LEAVE IT IN SEARCH OF LOVE. IF O-ONLY I COULD FIND A L-L-LOVER TO BREAK ME FROM THIS SPELL--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She breaks into a coughing fit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If only I c-could find a lover... to free me from my loneliness...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Great character background! Do you have a statsheet filled out yet?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A s-statsheet? I mean, uh... I know nothing of these &quot;s-stats&quot; of which you speak! Are you trying to c-confound me with some new s-s-sorcery?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wow! You're so in character! And if you don't have one, that's cool. I've got plenty made.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I am d-deeply honored, traveler! Will you not come in?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight extends a hand to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a moment, you're shocked at how confident she seems</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Standing there, wrapped in her giant cloak, arm outstretched...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Almost like a true warrior of yore</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you reach out to take her hand, and she squeaks, pulling away</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;S-sorry... I mean... you must f-forgive me, traveler! I am unaccustomed to your ways! If o-o-only there were some young... h-handsome traveler... to show me the w-ways of intimacy...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She tries to pose, but slips, tumbling backwards</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yah!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to grab her hand, but years of RPG's, anime, and comics haven't exactly made you into The Hulkster</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So... you go right down with her, landing on top of the poor girl</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's cloak flies open</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Beneath it, she's wearing... well, she's not wearing much</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her chest is kept covered by a painfully tight-looking corset, but beneath it, she's wearing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Panties?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just a single pair of white panties, with little cartoon dragons on them</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's face goes beet red, and the two of you lock eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;T-traveler...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Twilight...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yes?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Do you want to...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's breathing really hard now, hot muggy puffy washing over your face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;D-do I want to what?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Do you want to... base a random encounter off this?&quot;<br />&quot;Oh, wow! What am I thinking? I haven't even explained the rules!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Th-there are rules?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Of course! Otherwise it'd just be a huge mess!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I d-dunno... I'm okay with s-some mess...&quot;</span><br />&quot;So you want to freeform, then?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If... if that's okay with you...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Definitely! But I think we'll still need some basic stats. Just to keep track of how much damage you're taking, and everything.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's eyes go wide, and the blush drains from her face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Damage? No one ever said anything about damage...&quot;</span><br />&quot;What? Did you think it was perfectly safe?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... k-kinda...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight begins wringing her hands</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh j-jeez... m-m-maybe I'm not ready...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Nah, it'll be fine! I'll just take it easy on you at first, okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh... I g-g-guess... it w-w-won't be too much damage, right?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Not too much. Just monster claw injuries, sword slashes, that stuff.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight looks like she's about to faint</span><br />&quot;But it'll be fun, I promise!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah... alright...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight sucks in her breath, and holds out a timid, shaking hand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm r-ready.&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You help her to her feet, and she leads you into the kitchen</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Throwing your backpack onto the table, you unzip it, allowing a feast of bags of popcorn, soda, pretzels, tiny frozen sandwiches, and other sundry junk food to spill onto the table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's regained some of her composure now</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She leaves the cloak open, giving you a full view of her strange choice of attire</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I had no idea you had a prepared a f-feast for me, t-t-traveler! Tonight w-we shall dine like the ancients of Valhalla!&quot;</span><br />&quot;I didn't know ancients of Valhalla work dragon underwear.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I have no idea wh-what you're talking about, t-travel--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight looks down, and realizes she's not wearing pants</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;G-gah!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She pulls her cloak shut, trying to cover herself, but it ends up tangled with her legs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Th-these are... s-sacred garments of my people! They symbolize our s-strong ties to our draconic ancestors! Th-they are most certainly not m-m-my favorite pair of panties!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh. Cool.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It... it most certainly is!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She leans against the table, trying to position her cloak properly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So! S-shall...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The combination of nervous fidgeting and adjusting the heavy garment throws Twilight off balance</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She nearly falls, but catches herself against a chair, landing in an awkward, twisted position, with her butt up in the air</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight catches you staring at her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;S-so, anyway...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She tries to adopt a pose that could vaguely be described as sexy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It looks more like her back is broken, though</span><br />&quot;Are... you okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah! This is a, um... an ancient combat stance of my p-people!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Are you sure?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Completely.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Alright. It just kinda looks like you're about to tip that chair ov--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wah!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The chair slips out from under Twilight, and she goes down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hard</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She faceplants on the kitchen floor, her hips sticking up in the air</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The momentum completely ruins all her hard work at getting the cloak to cover herself, and it flies up and over her shoulders, giving you a full view of the rear of her novelty underwear</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like the front, it's also covered in little cartoon dragons</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Only it has &quot;LEGENDARY&quot; spelled out across the butt, in big, blocky gothic letters</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... I see wh-what you meant about d-damage...&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sit down across from a slightly-bruised Twilight, and plop some figures on the table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She eyes them with confusion</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wh-why do we need these?&quot;</span><br />&quot;To keep track of where everyone is. Makes stuff like casting spells and attacking easier.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A-attacking? Anon, um... I'm s-starting to think... maybe we're not on the same page...&quot;</span><br />&quot;What do you mean? Did you want to play a different system?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;N-no... I mean, when do w-we get to the part where we have se--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just then, your cellphone rings</span><br />&quot;Ah, sorry, I gotta answer this real quick.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull your cell phone out of your pocket, and flip it open</span><br />&quot;Hello?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Anon! It's Trixie! Your best friend!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, Trix.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What're you doing? Is it watching the new Erased episode? Because you promised we'd watch it together!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Nah, I'm just with Twilight.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, cool! You should let Trixie join you!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Eh. She kind of wanted it to be a one-on-one thing.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Across from you, Twilight perks up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hear the rustling of fabric as she crosses her legs tightly under the table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh! That's great! Did you make her those stuff meat thingies Trixie showed you?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ew, no. No way.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you sure? You could even put hotdogs in the middle to go with the tuna!&quot;</span><br />&quot;That'd be disgusting. Not a chance.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Across from you, Twilight's face falls</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What's wrong with her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They're so good!&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, that's so gross. It's never happening.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight leans her head on her hand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks completely crushed, for some reason</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was it something you said?</span><br /><br /><br />***<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Flashing back a few seconds</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Twilight Sparkle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every inch of your body seems to be slicked with sweat, and your heart hammers in your chest as you try to force yourself to ask Anon the question you've been holding back all evening</span><br />&quot;Wh-when do we get to the p-part where we have se--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your shut down by the ringing of his cell phone, falling silent immediately</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He pulls it out of his pocket, giving you an apologetic glance</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry. Gotta answer this real quick.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sit back, and wait</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It feels like a permanent itch has developed between your legs, you're so pent up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just want this to happen!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You got all dressed up and everything!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you even wore your lucky panties!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nah, I'm just with Twilight.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Eh. She kind of wanted it to be a one-on-one thing.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One-on-one!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Mentally, you will him to put the phone down, so the two of you can get started</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clench your legs tighter, hoping your underwear isn't getting stained</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't remember being this turned on since that &quot;Yandere Yaoi Lovers&quot; OVA came out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon's next words cut through you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ew, no. No way.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That'd be disgusting. Not a chance.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, that's so gross. It's never happening.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wh-what is he talking about?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not a chance?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But he... but you...</span><br /><br />***<br /><br /><br />&quot;Twilight? Are you okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wh-what? No! I'm f-f-fine!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She stands up from the table, cloak falling open</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You avert your eyes from her barely-covered crotch</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I j-just, um... I g-gotta go.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Go? But we haven't even started!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight turns away from you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm aware.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bitterness in her voice is somewhat surprising</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seriously, what did you say?</span><br />&quot;Are you sure you don't wanna play? We can try a different system, if you want, or--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just g-g-g-go.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I... seriously, what's the matter?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight turns back to face you, but keeps her eyes cast down at the ground</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I th-thought... I th-thought you wanted to do stuff with m-me... you know... in r-real life...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Huh?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh!</span><br />&quot;Oh! You mean you wanted to LARP!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I d-don't know what that is...&quot;</span><br />&quot;It's role-playing, but in real life! That's what the LA stands for!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh... y-yeah. That's what I w-wanted to do...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She starts fidgeting again, the blush rising on her cheeks</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Which isn't so surprising</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's like seventy degrees in here, and she's wearing that giant cloak</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Poor girl must be dying of heat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe that's why she's sweating so hard</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'd r-really like to do some stuff with you... in r-r-real life...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Awesome! You can join my group, then! We're meeting tomorrow.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's eyes go wide</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;G-g-g-group? H-how big of a g-group?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Eh, just like seven of us.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;O-oh my...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her fingers scrabble with the hem of her cloak, searching for hoodie strings to chew</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finding none, she sticks a finger in house mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I d-don't know if I'm ready for a g-g-group yet...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Aw, it's okay. I mean, yeah, we can get pretty into it. But just stick with me, and you'll be fine.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Into it? H-how into it?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, when Trixie's around... pretty into it. I left the last session covered in bruises. I think she almost broke my arm, too.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;J-Jesus Christ...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah. But just stick with me, and I'll keep you away from her. We can form a team.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I l-like the sound of being a t-team...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Really? Awesome! We're gonna meet in the park at, like, five o'clock tomorrow.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;P-park? You mean you d-d-do this in public?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The level of blush in Twilight's face has ascended from beet to cherry</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Th-that's so... r-r-risky... out in p-public like that... o-oh my...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She crosses her legs, shivering</span><br />&quot;Eh, it's not so bad. They're cool with it. Sometimes they even watch.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's eyes roll back in her head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I d-don't mind being watched...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow, she's really excited about this</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't wait to tell the others you found a new member!</span><br />&quot;Awesome! Then you're ready. There aren't really any rules. Just, you know, don't get carried away.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'll t-try my best...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A line of drool trails its way down her chin</span><br />&quot;You'll do great. I'm sure the others will be super happy to have you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah? Are th-they all going to... to have me...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Of course! They love new people!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight makes this weird squeak noise, then covers it with a cough</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;O-oh wow...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah. It can be a little overwhelming. But just stick with me, and I'll help you get broken in.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;B-broken?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, hopefully not *too* broken. Just stay away from Trixie.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;R-r-right...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight wipes sweat from her forehead</span><br />&quot;And we'll need a way to introduce your character. Maybe you could be my character's--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;L-love slave?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stare at her</span><br />&quot;I was gonna say sister...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;S-sister? Oh my... th-that's so...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sticks another finger in her mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I l-like it...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Awesome! So, tomorrow at five, alright?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah... I'll b-be ready...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you stand to gather your things, she whispers under her breath:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Onii-chan...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Huh? What was that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;N-nothing... uguu...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe she's getting sick from the heat?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Poor girl</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's gonna die if she tries to bring that outfit to the game tomorrow</span><br />&quot;Alright, well, I'm gonna take off. See you at the park!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab up your backpack, and head for the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah... I'l b-b-be ready...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you step out of Twilight's home, you take a deep, savory breath of the sweet, fresh air</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It feels pretty good to be out of that house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As much as you like Twilight, you don't understand how she can be comfortable living in a house that smells so overwhelmingly of fish and soy sauce</span></div></div>




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