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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Anon_and_Dash.27s_Evening">Anon and Dash's Evening</span><a href="Anon_and_Dash's_Evening#/editor/1" title="Edit section: Anon and Dash's Evening" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&quot;Where's the damn salt? I just? ah, got it.&quot; You lightly seasoned the cooking vegetables.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slowly and carefully, you flipped the veggies on the skillet. The veggies sizzled and a delicious aroma filled your kitchen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sure some chicken would have gone great with this, but for now the substitute stuff you ordered would suffice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God knows you would have done some unthinkable things for some real meat, but unfortunately with the trade embargo on meat products from the griffon lands, you were screwed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Grabbing one plate from the cabinet, you methodically emptied the contents of the skillet onto it, topping your finished meal with some Parmesan cheese.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cause you were a classy bastard after all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning off your stove, you picked up your plate and headed towards the dining room.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This was the life.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A nice home, one that you built with your own two hands, because fuck a free handout.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Furniture that you built yourself as well, since those being sold in shops in town were highway robbery.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And as for your</span><br />::Knock, knock::<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Stopping your train of thought you waited.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who the fuck would be here now? It was starting to get dark outside, and the ponies were terrified of the dark.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon you home?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course he is, his lights are on.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe he forgot to switch them off?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why now? You just wanted to tuck into your food and be lazy for the rest of the day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking longingly at the still steaming hot plate full of deliciousness you made your way towards the front door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking a deep breath you gripped the handle and opened the door, ready at whatever evil stood on the other side.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Anon, how's my favorite human doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Standing on your porch was a very happy looking Rainbow Dash, and flanking her on both sides were two Pegasi that you've never seen before.</span><br />&quot;I'm the only human you know Rainbow.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Minor detail.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your grip on the door handle intensified as the prismatic mare strode past you, completely oblivious to the &quot;please go the fuck away&quot; look you were sending in her direction.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two mystery mares followed suit, completely ignoring you as they strode through the threshold of your home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your blood pressure was quickly reaching a level which might result in an Pegasi shaped holes in the walls of your home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wow this looks good.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You raced to the dining room where the scene nearly made you throw something at the mare who nonchalantly walked into your home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash was sitting in your chair.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;YOUR FUCKING CHAIR!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But what really was the icing on the shit cake was she had her muzzle uncomfortably close to your plate of food.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No! Bad horse, that's your damn food.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her friends were floating beside her, both looking at your food and sniffing the morsels which filled it.</span><br />&quot;Rainbow, I'll make you a deal. You have to the count of three to tell me what the hell is going on, or I'm going to pluck all three of you and make myself a down pillow.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Calm down colt, you shouldn't talk to your alpha like that.&quot; The light blue mare gave you a puzzled look.</span><br />&quot;All of you, get the fuck out of my house!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow what's wrong with your stallion?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the fuck is this mare on about?</span><br />&quot;Seriously get the fuck out.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, honey, can I talk to you in private for a second.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow gave you a pleading look, her eyes fixed on your own.</span><br />&quot;Fine, you two&quot; You pointed at the two other Pegasi &quot;Don't touch my damn food.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh c'mon, you could always make more, besides it's been a while since I stallion cooked meal.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah the mess-hall food never smelled this good.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You touch my food and you'll find yourself acquainted with my boot.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;With your warning given, you followed Rainbow Dash towards the kitchen, eager to hear the reason for this whole debacle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm so sorry for this Anon. They overheard me earlier and wanted to if&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hold on, start at the beginning, like who the hell those two are.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow still looking a bit sheepish, cast a troubled look towards the dining room.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fleetfoot and Captain Spitfire of the Wonderbolts. They overheard me telling the rest of the team about how awesome it was to have a coltfriend.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh for fucks sake. Why the hell did you come here then? Why not Caramel or Thunderlane? Those two would have been a lot more believable.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nervously she rubbed her left hoof on the ground, ears flattening against the back of her head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They're not exactly colts that would go along with something like this.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In an instant, Rainbows whole demeanor changed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please just pretend to be my coltfriend, and I promise I'll make it up to you.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I don't want you to make anything up to me, all I want is a little peace and quiet.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please Anon, if they find out I was just talking big, I'll be the laughing stock of the team.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I fail to see how that's my problem in any way.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's just for tonight.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The usually brash mare gave you a truly pitiful look, as if everything was riding on what you were going to say next.</span><br />&quot;Anything I want?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anything.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A smile grew on your face, one that made Rainbow gulp audibly and begin to rethink her previous statement.</span><br />&quot;Fine, tonight only, and when it's all said and done, I get my&#160;?no questions asked' anything.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;For all the bravado that the wonderbolt had, she nervously nodded her head, the gravity of those words sinking in finally.</span><br />&quot;Well then dear, we shouldn't let our guests wait any longer.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Motioning to Rainbow, you both returned to the dining room.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It took every ounce of your willpower to not throttle the two guests when you saw your now empty plate.</span><br />&quot;I was going to ask if I could fix you both something, but from the looks of it you beat me to the punch.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Some dessert would be nice.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Captain what about your diet?&quot; Fleetfoot asked, eyeing the yellow mare questioningly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And pass up a home-made dessert, not on your life.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Must suppress urge to kill pony.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow come here, let your colt do his thing in the kitchen while we chat.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did this cunt just tell you to get in the kitchen?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh Rainbow Dash, you have no idea just how big your request was going to be.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Never mind, from the look on her face, she knew all too well.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly you had a great idea, one that would help the captain out with her diet problems and make you feel better too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First stop medicine cabinet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Funny thing about laxatives, if mixed correctly with food, they're almost impossible to taste.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The surprise only comes after they get into your system.</span><br />&quot;Excuse me then while I get your dessert ready.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After fetching your secret ingredient, you ran into a big issue.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't exactly the dessert type, preferring some fruit, if anything at all, after a hearty meal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Digging through the fridge you did find some old ice cream in the freezer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Perfect, this will do nicely for your evil plans.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Grabbing a mixing bowl you set off on preparing your culinary creation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some chocolate chips, ice cream, and peanut butter.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You almost felt sorry for what was going to happen to these two after tonight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But they didn't have any regard for you, so paybacks a bitch and so is Applejacks dog.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After mixing the ingredients together you scooped them into two small bowls before heading into the dining room.</span><br />&quot;Here you go, two very special bowls of ice cream.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It took you that long to scoop up some ice cream? Rainbow I thought you said he was a pro in the kitchen?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Spitfire turned to Rainbow, who looked pretty taken aback by the statement.</span><br />&quot;It's mixed ice cream, try it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes eat up little horse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What about Rainbows?&quot;</span><br />&quot;She asked me to keep her in check when it comes to sweets so she can stay in top shape.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two shrugged and began digging into the icy treat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After the first spoonful, the two eagerly devoured the rest of their respective bowls.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay I stand corrected, this colt is good. You sure know how to pick&#160;?em newbie.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Picking up the empty bowls you headed back into the kitchen, the trap you had set , had already sprung.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now it was a waiting game.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;While rinsing the two bowls you did hear a set of goodbye's and your front door opening.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not even going to say goodbye to the host, fucking cunts deserve everything that was coming their way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A soft clicking of hooves on wood alerted you to another presence in the kitchen</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hmmm.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you, I owe you big time.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh you have no idea. So here's what's going to happen, you're going to fly home and grab your wonderbolts uniform.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning off the faucet you picked up a towel and dried your hands.</span><br />&quot;You're then going to come back here and change into it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Those suits did things for you, not that you'd ever tell her that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You would rather show her instead.</span></div></div>




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