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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Anon_Confesses">Anon Confesses</span><a href="Anon_Confesses#/editor/1" title="Edit section: Anon Confesses" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just got back from a picnic with Fluttershy and her woodland friends.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were still wondering how she was able to understand all those different critters and how they seemed to understand you when all of a sudden, Pinkie Pie jumps in front of you making you loose your balance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi, Anon! I have a thing to show you. Follow me!&quot; she said very quickly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As soon as she said that, she started pronking towards Sugarcube Corner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You called out for her, still confused about what just happened but she payed you no attention.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Might as well see what she wants of me,&quot; you thought to yourself as you made your way after Pinkie Pie.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Upon arriving at Sugarcube corner, you see a table completely filled �with all sorts of goodies. From cakes to pies and from muffins to pop-tarts this place had everything you could imagine.</span><br />&quot;Whoa, &quot; you said as you saw the pastries. &quot;Is there going to �be a party? What are we celebrating?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, silly!&quot; Pinkie Pie started, &quot;This is for you!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You quickly became confused. You had been in Equestria for a while now, and the ponies you made friends with some times surprised you with gifts, but never nothing this big.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were aghast. It was difficult coming up with words to express yourself.</span><br />&quot;F-For me?&quot; you asked. &quot;I know we sometimes exchange gifts, but this...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were at a loss for words. Pinkie Pie was quick to fill the silence.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, this is nothing. Just a little gift for my very best friend Anonymous. Nothing special.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were flattered but, something made you question:</span><br />&quot;Wait... Best friend?&quot; you interrogated. &quot;Do you really see me like that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course!&quot; Pinkie exclaimed. &quot;You have come such a long way since we met. Back then you wouldn't want to talk to any of us and spend all day alone, but now you've really changed and I think it's only fitting we extend our friendship from just regular friends to besties!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Besties?&quot; you queried. &quot;I guess if you want that then I'm all for it.&quot;<br /><br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>cont.<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You made your way to the table and grabbed a slice of cake. By the color you guessed it was either banana or lemon, both fruits you quite enjoy. You raise the slice to Pinkie and exclaim:</span><br />&quot;To friendship!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;To friendship!&quot; she happily screams as you take a bite.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You two spend the next hour and a half chatting and eating the delicious baked goods Pinkie prepared. You never hate cake that good, nor homemade ice cream that creamy. The food in your mouth felt like pieces of Heaven.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Once you were full, you two spent a short while talking about all sorts of stuff. You talked about your friends, Equestria, the princesses, magic and anything else that came up. You were about to thank Pinkie for this wonderful evening when she stepped up to you and said:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This was a wonderful evening and I'm glad I shared it with you. But...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You could detect something was wrong. Pinkie's voice sounded dull. Like she was gonna say something she might regret. You quickly interjected:</span><br />&quot;What's wrong? Is there something you want to tell me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I have a favor to ask you, Anonymous,&quot; she finally said. &quot;I want to ask you a question.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, sure!&quot; you said as you sat down on a chair. &quot;Feel free to ask anything.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie moved with the speed of a hurricane. In less than a second she had locked the doors, turned the lights off, lowered the blinds, grabbed a spotlight, pointed it towards your face and turned it on. She moved close to you and, with the strength of full grown stallion, she shouted:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I want you to confess!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>cont.<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sweat was running down your face. Here you were having the time of your life in front of your friend? No, your best friend, and now you're being interrogated.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So?&quot; Pinkie asked. &quot;I said I want you to confess!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were trapped. There was no place you could go. Pinkie thought of everything. You know what she wanted you to say. The question is: Will you say it?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The clock is ticking and Pinkie is getting impatient. She had been walking around you for quite some time. You couldn't take it much longer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well?&quot; Pinkie questioned. &quot;You know what I want to hear, so spit it out!&quot; she yelled.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The stress was too much for you to bear and so, not being able to hold it in any longer, you spilled the beans:</span><br />&quot;I'm the one who peed in the water fountain! I'm so sorry. I really had to go and I thought it would be a fun prank. Please forgive me, will you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie was shocked. She never thought you would be capable of anything like that. However, something told you this was not the answer she was looking for.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No!&quot; said Pinkie as she shook her head violently as go erase some mental images. &quot;That is not what I wanted. You know very well what it is I'm looking for, Anon!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were baffled. That wasn't what she was looking for? You had no idea what else she could be after. Unless... Oh, no. Could she really be after -that-?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So?&quot; Pinkie retried. &quot;Are you going to tell me what I want or do I have to take extreme measures?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really didn't want to say it. However, something told you you wanted to see Pinkie's 'extreme measures' even less; so, with all your breath, you splurted out:</span><br />&quot;I'm the one who milked Milky Way while she was asleep! I just wanted to know what teats felt like, even if just for once in my life!&quot;<br /><br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>cont.<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie was clearly mad at you. How could anyone do that to a poor innocent pony? However, that as well was not what she was looking for.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anonymous!&quot; she shouted. &quot;How could you? Such a poor mare and you do these things! I never wanted to hear that! How... How could you?!&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'm sorry...&quot; you sobbed.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie retries:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;About our friends. Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow Dash.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes?&quot; you managed to say in between sobs.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What do you know about them?&quot; she questioned.</span><br />&quot;Only that they're my friends and I really like them...&quot; you answered, still sobbing.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And?&quot; Pinkie adds.</span><br />&quot;And I love them...&quot; you said.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And?&quot; she tries again.</span><br />&quot;And, and... And I masturbate to them!&quot; you shout while tears fill your eyes. Pinkie was aghast. She never imagined the things you did when you were alone.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You... Them... Ah... Wha-What?!&quot; she is able to to ask.</span><br />&quot;And I masturbate to you!&quot; you added. Pinkie was completely bewildered. Lewd thoughts run on her head, thoughts she quickly tried to shake off.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... I never thought... You felt like that. Towards us... Towards me...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well...&quot; you managed to say while crying. &quot;Now you do...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm so sorry I put you under so much pressure. I just wanted to know about why the others were avoiding me. I never meant to cause you this much harm,&quot; she said as she wraps her arms around you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry, Anon. I never should have put you under so much pressure,&quot; she acknowledged. &quot;Here, let me walk you to Twilight's castle. And you can take some of the cakes too.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Thank you, Pinkie. But I think I can get there myself,&quot; you answered. &quot;And feel free to keep the cakes. I'm not very hungry.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;With that, you said your goodbyes and left Sugarcube corner.</span><br /><br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>cont.<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were back at Twilight's Castle, ready to settle down for the night. You decided not to tell anyone about what happened between you and Pinkie. It's best for everyone if what you said is kept secret.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were about to lie down when Twilight knocks on your door. You invite her in. She is carrying a letter. She said it's for you and, although it doesn't say who wrote it you could smell the scent of cupcakes when you hold it. Twilight didn't seem to notice it. You placed the letter on your bedside table and told Twilight you'll read it in the morning.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After Twilight left it's just you, the letter and a little hooded lamp. It was almost midnight and you decided to open the letter. The envelope's white with a light cupcake scent. As you open it, the smell gets stronger. Inside is a pink piece of paper folded into three parts. As you unfold you see balloon stickers decorating the edges of the paper. The letter read:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm really sorry for what I made you go trough. I hope I can make it up to you somehow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If you want to be more than best friends, please meet me by the fountain at midnight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Signed: Pinkamena Diane Pie (Pinkie)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;PS: Attached is an object you might want.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You looked inside the envelope. Surely enough, inside it there was another object: A square packet. You knew too well what this was despite not seeing one since you arrived on Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You thought to yourself: &quot;What could she be thinking to be sending me condoms? She's not into me, is she?&quot; You took a pause. &quot;Is she?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You refolded the letter and placed it in the envelope. You quickly got dressed and pocketed the condom and the letter, and stealthily made your way out of the castle without waking anyone up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You made your way to the fountain. Hard to believe you won't become a wizard after all. You wonder if horses counted. But that wasn't important.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On your way, you could only think about one thing. So much, you said it out loud:</span><br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>&quot;I wonder if horse pussy smells...&quot;<span class="br0">&#91;</span>/spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br /><br /><br />The End</div></div>




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