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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're lazing about the statue with your pa?oc?? (joy) and new friends</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thanks to AJ, breaking into life in your new home city has been nice these past few months</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's explained the fuckery that happened during lunch to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You believe her of course. After what you saw, anyone would</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Flash mobs that make people argue instead of dance?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That ain't right</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So here you are, waiting for their unicorn-friend-from-another-dimension named Twilight Sparkle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only hope for returning things to normal</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Or is this whole magic deal what's normal now?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fucking hope not</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why couldn't you just be here with AJ &amp; company for the sake of being with AJ &amp; company</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's great to have friends and a special someone to care for outside of your family</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But a trio of hostile eldritch sexbombs threatens all of that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;From what Shimmer's told you, Twilight Sparkle has an idea of what to do about them</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now if she can just get here</span><br />...<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's been a couple hours, your ass hurts, but the horse-girl of the hour arrives</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girls do that thing that all gal friends do when they haven't seen each other in a while</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...While you just stand there and give Twilight a dumb look and wave</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack gives you a &quot;you're hopeless&quot; look and takes a hold of your arm</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know Anon here right Twilight?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, yes. So you're Anonymous. I'm Twilight Sparkle. Sunset's told me all about you.&quot;</span><br />&quot;She has? Well. It's nice to meet you. And you can just call me Anon&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You glance at Sunset for her two cents in this conversation</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What did she tell her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You only get a mischievous smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the fuck has she planned this time</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's eyeing AJ and yourself curiously</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ok. I'll remember that. You two are awfully close aren't you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's onto you-Wait why do you have to be nervous?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ fully wraps her arms around yours and holds your close</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well shoot, you didn't know? We're a couple. He's mah green apple fritter&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her open affection really gets to you, in a good way</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It still makes you nervous showing people that side of you though</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your pa?oc?? looks up at you with her encouraging eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, you'll drop the bomb with her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yep. I'm her boyfriend indeed&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight looks shocked but lights up a moment later</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You two are going out?! Omigosh how come no one ever told me!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She goes to the both of you with her hands at her chest, ecstatic</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How long have you been together?&quot;</span><br />&quot;since-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you going steady? Words words words words words...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The rest of her questions blur together as you think on the second one</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're assured that the answer to that is yes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right now you're very nervous</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Overwhelmed in fact</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's been steamrolling you with questions and your thousand yard stare shows it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of you appreciate how excited Twilight is about this but it needs to stop</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With an understanding smile, AJ intervenes, &quot;Now hold yer horses sugarcube! Let us do some of the talkin' will ya?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to overwhelm you. I just love hearing about two people pursuing love in each other&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's just as flustered as you now</span><br />&quot;I can see that&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The rest of the girls are talking to Twilight and catching up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Speaking of flustered</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is this what Shimmer wanted? To get you flustered?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well if that's the case it worked</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You looked like you were having a hemorrhage&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you made sure in all your power that happened you little minx</span><br />&quot;Can you blame me? I've never dated anyone before&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, don't worry for nothin' Anon. Granny Smith always told me hard times are never few and far between so when they come up, it's better to take i head on and get 'er done!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Granny Smith's words of wisdom are the light of your days</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you let what your pa?oc?? just said sink in</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're not sure if she realizes the implications or not but you let the subject die</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, we'll see you tomorrow girls. And Anon. I've got this. Come on&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Where are ya goin'?&quot;</span></div></div>




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