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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Androgynous_Anon.27s_Spa_Day_.28COMPLETE.29.28FR.29">Androgynous Anon's Spa Day (COMPLETE)(FR)</span><a href="Androgynous_Anon's_Spa_Day_(COMPLETE)(FR)#/editor/1" title="Edit section: Androgynous Anon's Spa Day (COMPLETE)(FR)" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />Oh, and I should mention: Anon is male.<br />The ponies don't know that.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Day androgynous in Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;100% grade A pure man!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're so manly, all the mares and stallions seem to walk on eggshells when they are talking to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Probably because you intimidate them so much.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You kick your door open, revealing yourself to the world.</span><br />&quot;Hello world! Woooo!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel so alive today!</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hello world~! Wooo~!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ah just don't get it. How can it be so dang hard to find out what Anon's gender is?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Currently stationed in a bush just beyond Anon's property.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your best friends are with you too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight is flipping through one of the five books she brought on the sexes and everything about them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity watches Anon through some posh binoculars, mainly just eying it's exquisitely groomed eyebrows and it's impressively knitted kilt, which she designed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon said he 'always wanted to dress up like a Scott.'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie chats with Rainbowdash, neither of them really care.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy is nowhere to be found.</span><br />&quot;Hey Rarity, when ya made Anon that skirt-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah! It is NOT a 'skirt' Applejack, it is a kilt! No respect for culture, hmph!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ugh, when ya made Anon that kilt, did... did it tell you any history about it? Like, if only a certain gender wore it?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity taps the binoculars to her chin in thought.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hm, Anon said both genders wore kilts.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You facehoof.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon has been here for almost a year now and it seems everyone has avoided addressing Anon's gender in some way or another.</span><br />&quot;Twilight? Ya got anything in there?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few strands of her mane stand on edge, bags under her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She glares at you for stopping her reading, and you quickly look away.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This... Anon is an enigma.</span><br />&quot;Girls! Anon is on the move!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can't we figure out Anon's gender some other time? I have stunts to practice!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Shut it Rainbow, Anon's our friend and he deserves ta be addressed so!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fine! Why don't I just go and ask Anon then?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And with that, she is off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Happily strolling through Ponyville, waving and receiving waves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Today is a nice day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What could make this day even better?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The thought makes you so giddy with excitement you just have to say it.</span><br />&quot;SPA DAY!!!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shout to the nearest mare and you hop from leg to leg giddily.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;T-that is wonderful, Anon!&quot;</span><br />&quot;I know right? They are so delicate there!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Right right, so, do you want some pears, Mist-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At that moment, time stood still for the pear selling mare.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are the pear selling mare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are so fucked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did you really just begin to utter 'mister?'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What if Anon was actually a mare this whole time?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay, you can salvage this, think think THINK!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;WHY ARE YOU NOT THINKING?</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mist- MIST IS GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anon.</span><br />&quot;Really? That must be why the sauna is so effective. Uh... mist and steam are kinda the same thing, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The pear selling mare seems to have broken into a sweat just by standing here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hot day, you suppose.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oooh... yes, yeah they are the same thing... probably. Wooh...&quot;</span><br />&quot;You alright Miss? You're panting?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The mare looks back to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh! U-uh, actually not alright at all! I'm going to die soon! I-I have h-horse... cancer. I have horse cancer and I need to get to the hospital! Bye Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With that, she quickly packs up her pear stand and gallops away.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How strange.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh well.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Rainbowdash, fastest thing alive, sex-getter of Ponyville, and soon...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'll be the mare who uncovered Anon's gender.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All you gotta do now is track the... being down and confront... it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're getting tired of having to pause and thing of something neutral whenever you speak about Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Can't twilight just make a gender-checker spell or something?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lazy, gassy pony.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take to the clouds, searching for the green creature with a bird's eye view.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a few seconds so searching (so fast) you spot it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's heading towards the Spa!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aha! Only mares go to the Spa!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dang, stallions also go to the Spa.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hiya Anon!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hello Applejack and company, are you heading to the Spa too?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;They all look at eachother.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;U-uh o'course! Ya wanna tag along?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sure thing!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yo Anon! Wait up, I gotta ask you something!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack looks shocked and flustered.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;D-dontcha worry nun about Rainbow, she probably just wants to show ya a new trick or somthing-&quot;</span><br />&quot;That sounds fun-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;O-oh no darling, Spa first, right girls?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;HEY ANON! ARE YOU A B-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbowdash's mouth suddenly disappears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no! Sudden mouth disappearance disorder! Happens to the best of us.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Her mouth will come back, r-right Twilight?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight steps infront of Rainbowdash's attempt at charades and continues speaking.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh yeah, it is nothing deadly, it'll poof back in about... maybe three hours?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;MMMMFFFPHHHHT?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shush now Rainbow, the more you try to talk, the longer it takes your mouth to come back.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An odd silence fills the group.</span><br />&quot;So... Spa?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Spa.&quot; They all say in unison.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Fluttershy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You watch your friends from a bush.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hot damn, that Anonymous sure is a sexy monkey.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time for rape.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You signal to your fellow pony mares to let Anon take the lead.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stealthily whisper.</span><br />&quot;I have a plan.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh yeah? What is it sugarcube?&quot;</span><br />&quot;We take Anon to the sauna and see how it puts the towel on.&quot;<br />&quot;If Anon puts the towel around it's waist, Anon must be a stallion, right?&quot;<br />&quot;If Anon puts the towel where it said human breasts are, Anon must be a mare, it's foolproof.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Amongst your whispering, Pinkie decides she must throw her two cents in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That is a good plan Twilight! Anon will never expect it!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking Pinkie.</span><br />&quot;Never expect what?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight is gonna surprise you by taking you to the sauna!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh! How lovely!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, okay then.</span><br />&quot;Sauna it is then!&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Twilight still.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Twi.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you know what human breasts look like?&quot;</span><br />&quot;No.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shoot.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon has fallen asleep in the sauna with you all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The opportunity you have dawns on you.</span><br />&quot;Rarity, you're very light on your hooves, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity gives you a queer look.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I suppose so, may I ask why you ask?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I want you..&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You give yourself a moment you let the thought run through your head one more time.</span><br />&quot;I want you to very slowly, very quietly, crawl on the floor and look up Anon's towel.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only sound that can be heard are the hot coals still sizzling from the cool water.</span><br />&quot;Rarit-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'll do it, just...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just give me a second please dear.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You and Applejack exchange brief glances of worry.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay...&quot; Rarity quietly mumbles to herself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She slowly lowers herself to the wooden floor of the sauna.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The tension is more palpable then the steam at this point, and the bullets of sweat dripping from everyone's face are most certainly not from the heat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Inch by inch, Rarity maneuvers across the small room.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It feels like an eternity, and she isn't even half way yet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This room cannot be wider than 20 feet, yet it feels like an endless labyrinth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel guilty for making Rarity do this, but it is for the ponies of Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If we don't do this, who wi-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Holy fuck Anon just moved.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity shakes uncontrollably on the floor, as if she was getting hypothermia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Despite the heat, you know she feels well below freezing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You do too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack shivers in her bathrobe.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As quietly as you can, you slowly whisper.</span><br />&quot;It is okay, you're so close Rarity.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sounded as small as a mouse, but it still made both Applejack and Rarity jump a bit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Speaking of Applejack, she hides her eyes behind her hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity has now reached Anonymous' feet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gets inbetween the two, and slowly,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;ever so slowly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes widen.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sauna door opens.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity teleports out of the sauna.</span><br />&quot;CELESTIA DAMN IT!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack looks pissed too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's the big ide- Fluttershy?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy opened the door?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Where has she been this whole time?!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unbelievable.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's one of you best friends, but still.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're peeved beyond belief.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon wakes up with a very feminine snore.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uggh, hello?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;H-hi Anonymous.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy wastes no time in-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Uh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Woah.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack has just walked out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's about time you do so too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, at least now you know Anon is a stallion.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though, he screams for help like a filly.</span><br />The end.</div></div>




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