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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Anatomy_Lessons_2:_Discovering_Immortality_.28in_progress.29">Anatomy Lessons 2: Discovering Immortality (in progress)</span><a href="Anatomy_Lessons#/editor/1" title="Edit section: Anatomy Lessons 2: Discovering Immortality (in progress)" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&quot;You sure you want to do this, Twilight?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight Sparkle, immortal alicorn Princess of Friendship, nods solemnly as you walk to the map room, to await the rest of the girls coming</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I have to tell them, Spike. Friends don&quot;t keep secrets this big from each other. It would be&quot;wrong. Even if it is weird and uncomfortable&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hah, yeah&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You avert your eyes for a moment and scratch your head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t think she caught on to what you did, but you still feel super guilty about it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to act casual</span><br />&quot;I guess I see what you mean, though. I&quot;d be annoyed if someone had kept the fact that they&quot;re indestructible a secret.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Technically speaking I&quot;m not indestructible, Spike.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, sure.&quot; You say. Classic Twilight, always so pedantic about words and stuff<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can see that you&quot;ve got her thinking now In fact I&quot;m very destructible. Taking me apart was pretty easy,really. Maybe that&quot;s a trade-off? We should do more research on that.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think about that last thing she said.</span><br />&quot;Uh, wouldn&quot;t you need to see how easily it is to cut a normal, non-immortal pony apart?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, that&quot;s true actually. I&quot;m sure there&quot;s a book about that I can read.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think you&quot;ll give that one a miss</span><br />&quot;When will they be here then?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Should be sometime soon. Unless they all get caught up in something. But I&quot;m sure there&quot;ll be no problems&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be Scootaloo, way way out in a field out of town</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you&quot;re about to witness the most awesome stunt in Pegasus history</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie had been working on a &quot;super duper top ultra double-mega secret&quot; project</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And now, because you&quot;re her number one fan, Rainbow has revealed it to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It&quot;s an obstacle course</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No, it&quot;s THE obstacle course</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Flaming hoops</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Spinning blades</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Crushers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Spikes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Catapults</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If it&quot;s deadly, it&quot;s here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, there&quot;s no animals</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow told you she wanted a manticore in there somehow, but couldn&quot;t figure out how to get one in it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s still pretty sure that this is the most dangerous, most deadly and most coolest stunt course ever devised</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And now she&quot;s going for a test run before she shows it off to everypony tomorrow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why? Because awesome ponies do awesome things, and this was the very definition of the word</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s at the start,waiting for you to say when</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If it was anypony else-literally anypony-you would be terrified</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It would be certain death, surely</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But this is Rainbow Dash. And she&quot;s convinced she can do it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, she did say that her &quot;original&quot; design was just a couple of flaming loops</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But, you know how Pinkie is. She just kept adding, and adding, and adding&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And I don&quot;t back down from anything. Why would I?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m THE Rainbow Dash! So what if there&quot;s a giant rotating deathblade at the end? I&quot;I can take it!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s so brave</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see her look towards you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You give her the signal</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And she&quot;s off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Through the flaming loops like a very colourful arrow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ducking and weaving through the moving pendulum blades</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gasp as she just narrowly avoids being flattened by the industrial presser</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s doing it!</span><br />&quot;Go, Rainbow, Go!&quot; you chant, waving your hooves in the air<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The blue Pegasus avoids the rocks thrown by the catapults like it&quot;s filly&quot;s play</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then races through a tunnel of spikes and blades</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hold your breath for what seems like an eternity, waiting for her to emerge</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You almost burst when she does, looking no worse for wear</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s coming up to the end, and the most dangerous obstacle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The rotating blades spinning in a giant circle, held up by a pole</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It&quot;s basically a giant fan</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s zooming towards it full speed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her timing has to be perfect</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your heart is racing, beating against your chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re not sure if you can watch</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s almost there&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She goes right through it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s done it!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You holler and whoop, adrenaline coursing through you as she flies towards your seated position to the side</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She lands by you, smirking</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How was that, kid?&quot; she aks</span><br />&quot;AWESOME!&quot; you shout<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right! Gimme a hoof!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She raises her hoof up, and you jump up and slap it with your own</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And then she falls apart</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One moment shes standing there, hoof raised in triumph</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then in a blink, she&quot;s in pieces</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her severed hoof flops down and rolls towards you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stare at it, and then at the pile of Rainbow Dash in front of you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s basically a series of blue and red cubes now</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With the occasionally bone white thrown in, with some other colours</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re pretty sure the pink bits are her brain, for example.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, and you can see a square that seems to have her filly parts on it, right next to an unidentifiable reddy-brown cube</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still in shock, you move a hoof towards</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you see an eye lying near the top of the pile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It blinks, then looks up at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down at it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your peripheral vision notices the other eyecube moving to look at you from the bottom left of the pile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It also blinks</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Which means she&quot;s still&quot;ok?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe she can still hear you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a deep breath and dig through the pile until you find an ear</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's still very warm, and you feel all sorts of weird textures</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some gooey, some spongey, some hard...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try not to think about all of this too much.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You find an ear, eventually, and shout into it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;HELLO RAINBOW. I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU TO TWILIGHT AFTER I FIND SOMETHING TO PUT YOU ALL IN. DON&quot;T GO ANYWHERE&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t know if she heard you or not, but that&quot;s all you can do for now</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You find your scooter</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time to find a bucket</span><br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Fido, the Diamond Dog</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you've got an axe to grind</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Because you've got an axe, you see</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And a very annoying pony to grind it against</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Darling, let's not do anything we may regret in the future...&quot; she says</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're on the edge of the pony town</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was carrying some gems back from somewhere when you found her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The other dogs always said they'd love to get their revenge</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well now you were gonna get it alright</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even now she was acting all high and mighty</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tell you what, I'll give you...a third of the gems I found today, hmm? Sound good, er...Fluffy?&quot;</span><br />&quot;IT'S FIDO!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bring the axe down as she's raising her offer to 40%</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It cleaves her head clean in two, right down the middle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both sides flop around when you raise your axe again</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You keep hacking away until the cut goes down to her chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her organs start to spill onto the floor as you continue to cut her in two</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Eventually her two halfs fall to the ground</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her left side faces up, and her right side is face down, exposing her innards and bones like it's an anatomy model</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stand over her, panting, with the bloody axe in your hand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Serves her right, stupid pony</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn to leave</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ok, so you...want half then?&quot; said a voie</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ok, so you want half then?&quot; said another, identical voice at the same time</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn around</span><br />&quot;Who's there?&quot; you shout, looking around<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Down here, darling&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Down here, darling&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity's left side looks up at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty please?&quot; it says</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty please?&quot; mimcs her right</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You drop the axe in shock</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh no</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's two of them now</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They both start to move, trying to stand up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both sides look at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't make us whine at you&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't make us whine at you&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You never want to see a pony ever again</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity sighs in stereo as you go, wondering how she's going to get back</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Derpy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, that's what every calls you, because it sounds funny, and everyone says you're funny!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Haha!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've got some mail for the Princess's friends. Must be important! You wonder what adventures they're about to get into now</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've delivered letters to the homes of Rarity, Pinkie and your good friend Rainbow Dash</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't hang out much, but she always tells you how you're a friend. She's a nice pony. She wasn't in when you posted your letter though</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She must be having fun somewhere else!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're on your way to the Apple farm now</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down from the sky</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, there they are! They're raising a new barn!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You helped them once. It fell down and you cried but she gave you a pie and said she ain't mad, and she never been mad, and that she wanted you to know that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was a nice pony</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spot Applejack on the highest beam, talking to her brother</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He nods his head and walks back towards the main house. Maybe he forgot something</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There was lots of big important building things scattered around</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It looked dangerous but Applejack didn't seem scared</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You should go say hi!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fly down, her letter already in your mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn't see you coming</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You land behind her and tap her butt with your hoof</span><br />&quot;Hi, Applejack!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WHAT THE-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oops! She fell off the barn</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Silly pony!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, did you do that?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, you did it again</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hope she isn't mad at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down and see her lying down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did she spill something? There's red and pink all over the place</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like the pile of wood next to her, where her hat now is</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fly down next to her</span><br />&quot;Sorry, Applejack, are you ok?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn't respond straight away</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First she stands up, slowly, and shakily</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then turns around</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack stares blankly at you, drooling</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The top of her head is missing, like an egg that's been cracked open</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Most of her brain is also gone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The remaining grey matter is sloshing around like bad jelly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She tilts her head, and most of the remaining brain slops out onto the grass</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;App...les...&quot; says Applejack</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take all of this in</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And gasp, in shock</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They're like yours!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You giggle, and sigh with relief</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You thought she was hurt, but if she's just feeling like you do, she must be very happy!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Because you're always happy!</span><br />&quot;Well, I have a letter for you!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Apples....Ap...Apples&quot; she says, in a slow monotone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You offer the letter to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn't seem to notice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shrugging, you pop it into her now empty head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Apples...&quot; she says</span><br />&quot;Well, I'll leave you to your barn! It looks great!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...&quot;</span><br />&quot;...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Apples&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, see you around too!&quot; you say<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fly off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wave to her brother as you go. He has a big ladder with him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He waves to you, then sees Applejack, and sprints toward her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Must be eager to build that barn!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One more letter and then your shift is done! Over to Fluttershy's cottage you go</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's a nice pony...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You reach Fluttershy's cottage</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Putting the letter in the letterbox, you wonder how she's getting on</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was always such a quiet pony</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knock on the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's no reply</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmm, maybe she's out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knock again anyway</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear animal noises</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And other, weirder noises</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like loud chewing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, maybe she's having dinner! With her animals!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Or maybe...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shudder</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe they're having Fluttershy for dinner!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spring to the window and look in</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yikes! That's actually exactly what's happening</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can see the yellow mare's form sprawled on the floor, with various animals over her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nothing out of the ordinary, but one had her intestines in his mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And one was chewing on a limb like a toy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't believe it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For once, your overactive imagination was correct! Who's crazy now, doctor?!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You dive through the window, glass shattering</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It hurts, but you're a brave mare</span><br />&quot;I object!&quot; you shout<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The animals all jump, then stare at you hungrily</span><br />&quot;Get back, or I'll do karate at you! Hiya!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start karateing at them, or rather, towards them</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They're too intimated to move, you're sure</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Umm...what are you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down at Fluttershy, who is sitting up now, entrails still in the jaw of a nearby wolf</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Did you...break my window? That wasn't very nice...&quot;</span><br />&quot;But, you're in danger! You're hurt!&quot; you protest<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks down at her wounds</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, right, well, it's funny, I was cutting some food up for the animals when I cut myself, but it didn't hurt, which was strange, and when they saw the blood, Mr Paws couldn't help myself and...well...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gestures with a stump to the wolf with her leg in his jaws</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He looks bashful, but chews it anyway</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anyway, it still didn't hurt or anything, and well, one thing led to another and...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She trails off a little, as more of her guts are drawn out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...I guess I fed myself to them. But it's ok, I feel fine! I think maybe Twilight would-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, you have a letter from Princess Twilight, actually!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You trot out and go to retrieve the letter</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh you hate these darn letterboxes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fiddle with it as the animals inside grow louder</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's a commotion and Fluttershy yelps</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finally get the thing out and turn around</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy's head rolls out he open door, coming to a stop at your hoof</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh my, they really do like how I taste. It's very, um...flattering...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She blushes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You drop the letter on her face</span><br />&quot;My shift is done!&quot; you announce happily.<br />&quot;I'm away to get food. Bye bye, Fluttershy!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wait, wait a moment!&quot; squeels Fluttershy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If it's not too much trouble, could you maybe take me to Twilight's castle? I bet she knows what's going on. And if you leave me here, the animals might, well, crack my skull open and eat my brains.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;To illustrate her point, some bones fly out of the door, rattling spookily.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks up at you pleadingly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You agree to help her, and stuff her head in your empty mailbag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She says something but you can't hear her very well</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, one last delivery, on the house for a good friend!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fly away as a bear enters the cottage.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight was a nice pony. She's always happy to see you</span></div></div>




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