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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="An_Unexpected_Detour_.28Clop.29">An Unexpected Detour (Clop)</span><a href="An_Unexpected_Detour_(Clop)#/editor/1" title="Edit section: An Unexpected Detour (Clop)" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you've finally done it. You're finally in Canterlot Castle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;it's only a guided tour, but still; Canterlot Castle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take in the scenery, and marvel at the architecture</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you mumble to yourself</span><br />&quot;Damn. This is impressive work.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;What was that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the guide stops and looks at you</span><br />&quot;Oh. Nothing. Just saying how impressive this place is.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Oh, yes. Quite. During the time that this was built, there was a huge debate on whether magic should be incorporated into the architecture. The winners were the ones in favor of a building that could stand the test of time on its own, without the need of magic keeping it together.&quot;</span><br />&quot;So, ponies can just use magic to make buildings? So why not use it? Seems like you could do a lot more with that, and it would be faster.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Well, what happens when you don't have unicorns to do the upkeep of the magic?&quot;</span><br />&quot;That really doesn't seem like it would be a problem.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Back then, tensions were still high, and the different races merely cooperated. They weren't all in harmony like we are today.&quot;</span><br />&quot;But wouldn't it seem like a sign of good faith to trust unicorns with having such an integral part in making of the castle like that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;It would seem so, but making magic part of the architecture would give the unicorns a significant political advantage. If they didn't get what they wanted, they could threaten the destruction of the castle.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Interesting.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Quite.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you feel a rumbling in your gut</span><br />Oh shit.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you really shouldn't have had all that Indian food</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you stop and clench your stomach</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the guide notices your change in behavior</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Is something wrong?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes. Where are the bathrooms?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;You were told to go before the tour.&quot;</span><br />&quot;And I didn't need to.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Well you'll just have to wait until the tour is over.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I don't think I can hold it that long.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Well that's too bad.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Lady, whatever you pay your cleaning staff, it will not be enough to put up with what I've got if you don't let me go to the bathroom.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she stares at you</span><br />&quot;Please.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Fine. Go back down the way we came, then take the first left and follow that hallway. You'll see the bathrooms on the left.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Thank you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Just try to keep up with the group when you're done.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you hurry your way down to the bathrooms. Luckily, you didn't have any trouble finding them</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you barge right in, and find a stall</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you pull down your pants, sit down, and go to town</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;it's like your anus is a geyser of battery acid</span><br />Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Why did I have to choose the curry?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;it's done</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start to pull some toilet paper</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you feel another one coming on</span><br />Please, no.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;yet another stream of liquid coals</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;this one ends sooner</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you wait a second</span><br />Okay. It's done<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take a second and rest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you wipe your ass taking the time for a deep clean, and flush</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you pull up your pants and leave the stall to wash your hands</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;as you walk up to the door, you hear a voice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;it sounds like a male</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;He's not in the bathroom.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;another male voice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Where do you think he's gone?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Back to the tour?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;For his sake, he better hope so.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you hear hoofsteps running away</span><br />What?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you cautiously open the door and look out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;nothing</span><br />The hell was that all about?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look around, and notice the door to the other bathroom</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;there's a pony head that's a little boxy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look at the door you just came from</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;there's a pony head that's more rounded</span><br />Well then.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;a mare comes out of the bathroom</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she has a look of absolute horror on her face</span><br />&quot;Oh shit.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;You're telling me.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her stunned look stays on her face as she walks away from you, making sure not to make eye contact</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;out of courtesy, you wait until she's long gone before you start walking</span><br />Alright, now time to get back to the group<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take your path back to the last spot in the tour you were</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the hallway continues on a bit, so you keep following it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;new problem</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the hallway splits off into three other directions</span><br />Shit. Now what?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;in a moment of instinct, you go left</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;worse comes to worst, you find someone, and get directions</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you keep going down the new hall</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;another intersection</span><br />Dammit. Which way? Which way?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;forward</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you keep going</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the hall takes a right</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;no signs of life</span><br />Seriously? Where are you guys?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start running down the hall</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you come to an open atrium and stop yourself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you see steps going up a floor and leading to double doors</span><br />Okay. This HAS to lead to someone<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you hurry up the stairs and enter</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;it's a bedroom</span><br />Uh oh.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you hear hoofsteps off to the left</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;there's an open door to a bathroom</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Celestia walks out, completely bare with none of her royal wear</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she notices you and gasps</span><br />&quot;I am so sorry. I'm just trying to find the tour.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she puts an angry look on her face and starts marching toward you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you not realize this isn't part of the tour?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'M SORRY!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she walks up right to you, staring you down with a glare</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Where are my guards?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I-I think they're looking for me.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Good. I demand that you stay here until my guards return, so they may throw you in the dungeon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;silence</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her face twitches</span><br />Shit. She's crazy<br /><span class="co4">&gt;her face twitches some more, this time into a smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry. I can't do this.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she starts laughing, bring her hoof up to her face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm not going to throw you in the dungeon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Y-you're not?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course not. Now, come on in. You can stay here until the guards come back. I'll tell them you got lost and that they should take you back to the group. How does that sound?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Uh, sure.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So tell me: how did you get here?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I had to go to the bathroom, then got lost trying to find the group.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'm really sorry, princess.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No worries. It's nice having a guest anyways. May I ask for your name?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Anon.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's nice to meet you, Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;The pleasure's all mine.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she smiles at you</span><br />&quot;I hope I'm not a bother.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No not at all. I was just about to take a bath.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, then. Should I step out? Give you some privacy?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she gives a light shrug</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You don't have to worry about that. I'm used to having guards standing in the room with me almost all the time. You being here really isn't a bother.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh. Okay then. I'll just hang out here on your bed...if that's alright.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she giggles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's quite alright, Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she walks to the bathroom out of sight</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you hear water starting to run</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;a couple minutes later, the water stops, and you hear the sound of a body entering the tub</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;some steam is leaving the bathroom</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start patting your knees</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you hear her moving around in the water</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;several minutes pass by</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;silence</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;more minutes pass by</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;silence</span><br />&quot;You okay in there?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes. Why wouldn't I be?&quot;</span><br />&quot;N-no reason.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;several more minutes pass by</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you hear her leaving the tub</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Would you be so kind as to bring me my robe? It should be laying on my bed.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look around you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;nothing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;it's not on the bed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you get up and start looking around</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you can't find it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It should be right on the edge of the bed.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look back to the bed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you see the robe with your ass-print on it</span><br />Shit<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you pick it up and try straightening it out as you bring it to her</span><br />&quot;I'm sorry. I accidentally...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's okay, Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she levitates the robe from you, and puts it on</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's just a robe.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she walks past you with a look of complacency on her face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you for bringing it to me.&quot;</span><br />&quot;No problem.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Celestia walks out to her room, and you follow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she walks over to a vanity dresser, and sits herself in front of the mirror</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you walk back to the bed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she takes off her robe</span><br />Was me bringing that really necessary?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she levitates a brush, and starts running it through her mane</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;with every brush, her mane seems to come less tangled</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you sit there staring at her</span><br />How? It's not even made of hair.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;as she finishes brushing her mane, she turns her body to the side, while keeping her head facing the mirror</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she brings the brush up to the back of her neck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she keeps adjusting her body and head. It looks like she's trying to get the best angle</span><br />&quot;Need some help there?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Actually, yes.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you walk over to her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just right on the back of my neck. That part always gets ruffled.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look down and notice that the hair is all messed up</span><br />&quot;I see it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I used to do this just fine, but lately I've been relying on Luna to get that.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You mean while she should be raising the moon?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start running the brush down her neck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes-well, not exactly...We try to squeeze in some time to spend with each other. Even if it's for a few minutes.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ah, gotcha.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you finish the area around her neck, and you notice more places of her hair that seem out of place</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you go ahead and start brushing those areas as well</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you keep brushing, and it seems like the more you brush, the more spots you find that need to be brushed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you work your way down her back to her hind legs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start brushing over her cutie mark</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her wings do a quick, thunderous, flap</span><br />&quot;Jesus!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Could you warn me next time you're about to do that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just a twitch.&quot;</span><br />&quot;That's one hell of a twitch.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look up, and notice that her face shows a hint of genuine remorse</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you give her a reassuring smile, and let out a quick breath out through your nose</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you go back to brushing her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you speak in a joking manner</span><br />&quot;Look, if you don't like me near that area, all you need to do is just say so.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you finish up her flank, and work back up her side</span><br />&quot;Alright, can you move your wing again, so I can get under there? Just not so fast this time.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she giggles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, Mr. Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she spreads herself to her maximum wingspan</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she looks absolute majestic</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her chin is held up high</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her eyes closed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her chest stuck out in a dignified manner</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take in the sight</span><br />Damn<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you approach with caution</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you place your hand on her front shoulder, and start brushing down her side</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;with your hand, you rub your thumb against her, feeling the softness and warmth of her body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know, I only asked you to get the spot on my neck, right?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, but you know, 'when in Rome.'&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Actually, no. I don't know. Why? What's in Rome?&quot;</span><br />&quot;It's just an expression. It means when you're in an unfamiliar place, just go with the flow of things.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start brushing on the lower parts of her ribs, closer to her stomach</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I still don't get what Rome is.&quot;</span><br />&quot;You know what? Just forget it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;as you keep brushing, you feel a slight tickle on the back of your neck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;out of habit, you bring your hand and smack your neck, then give it a quick scratch</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you hear a short giggle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;as you turn to look at Celestia, you catch eyes for just a brief moment before she closes her eye</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you wait a couple seconds before going back to brushing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you're about done with this side</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you feel another tickle on your neck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;instead of making an immediate reaction, you stop and wait</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;it stops</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you go back to brushing, preparing your free hand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the instant you feel the tickle on your neck, you swat your hand back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;in the act, you hand nicks what feels like a feather</span><br />&quot;Aha! It's the tip of your wing!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I have no idea what you're talking about.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she has a smug tone</span><br />&quot;Oh, I think you know.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do I?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'm sure you do.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you walk over to the other side</span><br />&quot;I'm watching you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whatever it is, I can assure you it's not me.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Uh huh.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start brushing her side, but now, you've taken some distance away from her, and turned your head to her wing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the whole thing is in complete view</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you only take quick glances at her to find the spots of hair that need brushing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you have her wing in view</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;tickle tickle tickle</span><br />&quot;How the hell are you doing that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Once again, Anon. I don't know what you're talking about.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you go back to brushing her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you wait for the moment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;your timing must be perfect</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you rely on your instinct, and before you feel the sensation on your neck, you turn your head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;a levitating feather is floating in front of you, and it gently presses itself against your nose</span><br />&quot;Aha!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, you caught me.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'll admit, that was clever.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know. That's why I did it.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I never expected this from you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Work gets to me. Sometimes, I need a little fun.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Fun, huh?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you give her a devilish grin</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What are you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you raise your hands</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Getting payback.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No. No. No. No.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you make creeping steps toward her, eyeballing her sides</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, Anon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she closes her wings, and starts contorting her body to protect herself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, as a royal princess, and ruler of Equestria, I command you to-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you jump in, and work your hands under her wing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;STAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHP!!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her voice jumps up an octave</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, I forbid you-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she starts laughing as you playfully work your fingers into her sides</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;keep doing this!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;each fragment is broken up by laughter or gasps for breath</span><br />&quot;What was that? Keep doing this? Okay!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon! I-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she laughs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I forbid this!&quot;</span><br />&quot;That's too bad. I guess I'm breaking the law.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You will be severe-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;a deep breath</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;severe-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;a fit of laughter</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;severely punished for this!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, not much you can do now!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she breaks free and sprints toward the bed</span><br />&quot;Have you never watched horror movies? That's the last place you want-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;a pillow comes flying across the room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;SMACK</span><br />&quot;Oh. It. Is. On.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;SMACK</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;once you regain your focus, you see that Celestia has a line of ammunition ready to go</span><br />&quot;Uh oh.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;the grin you once gave is now on her face signaling that the tides have turned</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's right.&quot;</span><br />What do I do? What do I do?<br />&quot;CHARGE!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you sprint towards her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you get assaulted with one pillow after another</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;so many pillows</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;like the mind of a soldier about to die in combat, your mind rushes with thoughts of life, existence, and the unanswered questions that have stumbled many men before you</span><br />How does she have this many pillows?<br />WHY does she have this many pillows?<br />What the hell is it with females and pillows?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;the last pillow flies from your face, and you come within arms reach of Celestia</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her face shows her lack of expectation of you being this close</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you reach out, grab her, and drag her down to the bed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she lets out a quick squeal of panic</span><br />&quot;I so got you now!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you have her in your grasp, and you're not letting go</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, release me!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she starts laughing</span><br />&quot;Nope!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;she levitates a pillow, and starts beating you with it</span><br />&quot;Not letting go.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;another burst of laughter, this time more tired</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the smacks from the pillow get less and less energetic</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she sets the pillow down, and you loosen your grip on her, while still keeping your arms around her chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the two of you keep laughing together</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;eventually, things calm down, and you're both able to control your giggles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the two of lie together in silence</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Celestia then starts to stretch out her legs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she keeps stretching her legs</span><br />&quot;Got a cramp or something?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes. There's this knot that won't work itself out. I forgot all about it, and now it's reminding me of it's existence.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Here. I hope you don't mind, but I can probably get that out for you.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not at all.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she adjusts herself, exposing her leg</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you rub your hands together</span><br />Alright, Anon. You've ran this through your head a million times, and practiced on yourself more than you'd like to admit. It's time to put these skills to use<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you place your palms on her flank</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start working your thumbs into her to massage her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you work your way around her leg and find the knot</span><br />&quot;This may hurt.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;no response</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you dig into her leg with your palm</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;other than a sharp breath from her, she has no reaction</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you seem to work out the knot</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That feels much better. Thank you.&quot;</span><br />&quot;No problem.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I must say, hands work so much better than hooves do.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh yeah?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Quite. Getting a massage from ponies is great, but they don't seem as precise with their work.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you keep working around her leg, searching for more knots</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she rolls onto her back, stretching her legs one final time, exposing her stomach</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you notice she's exposing something else as well</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look down</span><br />Is she?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look back up at her face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she has her eyes closed, and her forelegs brought up to her chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take one hand and start rubbing her stomach</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take a better look at her crotch</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;from this angle, it looks like the base of her vagina occasionally swells just a bit for a brief moment</span><br />She's not winking, is she?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look back at her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she seems to be content with you rubbing her belly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you cautiously reach your free hand down between her legs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you make sure not to touch anything</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you bring your palm as close as you can to her lips</span><br />Yep. That's heat.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you just keep rubbing her stomach for the moment</span><br />Is she asleep? Is she asking for it?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start to take your free hand approach her lower stomach</span><br />WAIT!<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you stop</span><br />What if she's testing me? What if she really is asleep? She'll be pissed if I do this...<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you notice her hips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;they're slightly twitching</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;it's subtle, but if you pay close enough attention, you can see that she is indeed moving her hips</span><br />Whelp. When in Rome.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take your free hand, and rub down her stomach</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you reach her tits</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you gently rub your thumb in circles around her nipple</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Celestia takes a deep, relaxed, breath</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look up at her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she still has her eyes closed, and her forelegs held to her chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take the hand rubbing her stomach, and run it up her chest between her legs, and up to her neck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you caress her neck for a moment before bringing it up to her ear, which you begin to play with</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she outstretches her neck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take the opportunity to wrap your arm around her, rubbing your fingers against her body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you work yourself so that you're lying next to her, and have an easy time moving your hands</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;your hand that had been rubbing her nipples has found its way even further down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;your middle finger is continuing the circular motion of your thumb from earlier, and is gently tickling Celestia's outer lips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her breathing starts to get heavier</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;around and around, your finger keeps making the same motion</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;on occasion, you slide your finger to the first joint, slowly pulling out, you bring some fluid with you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;going back and forth between making circles, and feeling the warmth of her vagina, you bring more and more of her sweat onto her outer lips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;before you realize it, her entire vulva is soaking wet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her breaths are coming more frequent, and labored</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you time your actions with her breaths</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you slide your finger all the way into her, and back out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you make sure not seem hurried</span><br />Just make it a little exaggerated<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you slide your finger into her again, this time making sure your palm presses up against her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she takes a deep breath in</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;as she exhales, you bring your finger out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you notice she has her mouth open slightly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you can hear her panting</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you bring your head to hers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her head is slightly downward</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you can feel her breath against your chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you find yourself starting to pant as well</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you slide your finger into her again, keeping it inside</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you start doing the &quot;come here&quot; motion with your finger</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her pants come quicker</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the motion of her hips has gone from slight twitches to small thrusts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;as if she's trying to get as much of you as she can</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you gently press your lips against her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she wraps her forelegs around you and pulls you in</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you interlock your tongue with hers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you pull your finger from inside her, and pull your arm that had been around her away</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take her hind leg closest to you and pull it, further exposing her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you reach down to take off your pants, but find that your hands are touching the bare skin of your waist</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look down and see Celestia's magical aura around your pants, which are already at your ankles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you lift one foot at a time, and Celestia's magic removes your pants</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you look back up to her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;eyes still closed</span><br />Damn. That's impressive.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you put yourself on top of her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you grab your dick, and bring it to her vulva</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you rub her inner lips with the head of your dick</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon.&quot;</span><br />&quot;...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I get it. You're a tease.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she uses magic and forces you to thrust your hips into hers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her vagina envelopes your cock</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you take a second to embrace the warmth of her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you pull your hips back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;with force, your hips meet hers again</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you continue to thrust into her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you bring yourself closer to her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;your head is beside hers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;your cheeks are pressed together</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you turn and kiss her cheek</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she turns back and locks lips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you feel the walls of her vagina tightening</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;with each thrust, her breathing gets heavier</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the two of you have found a rhythm together</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;her vagina massages you as bring yourself in and out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Celestia throws her head back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you just focus on keeping the rhythm going</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you keep following the pulse of her muscles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;your breathing is now matching hers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she can tell you're about to finish</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she takes a long deep breath and holds it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;as you make the final thrust into her, and cum, she takes her hind legs and brings them around your waist</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she's not going to let you go</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you feel her vagina tighten</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;as Celestia loosens herself, she exhales slowly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;with each stream, her inner muscles keep a cycle going</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she makes a light contraction starting at the base, and works its way up to the head, making sure she gets every drop she can</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the both of you lay there for a minute, taking in the moment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;the two of you lock eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you go in for one more kiss</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;this one is the most slow, and passionate</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you pull yourself out, and roll off of her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;another moment of silence passes by</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A massage is a great way to relieve the stress, but I really needed that.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you don't respond right away</span><br />&quot;You know, I really do need to get back to the tour.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That probably would be best. As soon as you leave, you'll want to head down the stairs, go straight, and you'll eventually reach a hallway the cuts this one. Just take a left, and you'll find the front no problem.&quot;</span><br />She fucking knew!?<br />&quot;Thanks.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you get your clothes on and walk out back into the atrium</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Ahem.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;it's a guard</span><br />Well shit.<br />&quot;How long have you been there?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Long enough.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Celestia pops her head out the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, don't worry about him.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you and the guard look at the princess</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mr. Anon was a guest of mine. He's welcome to come back any time he wants.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;He's not causing you any trouble?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;None at all. Now please, escort Anon to the front door. He's had a long day, and needs to be getting home.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;&quot;Yes, ma'am.&quot;</span><br /><br />THE END</div></div>




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