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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&lt;For easier viewing, these hook brackets&#160;?? represents when someone talks in Japanese<span class="co4">&gt;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A shake awakens you from your slumber</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's dark</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All around you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And everything feels like dirt</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Naturally, as would anyone in this situation, you begin to panic</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Where are you?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How did you get here?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who did this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;WHY?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was it the Rainbooms?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No, they may be creeps who've stalked you like vultures, but you're pretty sure they'd never go THIS far</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Trixie?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Idiot, she's practically been BEGGING you to join her! WHY would she do this NOW?!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did she finally decide you've outlived your usefulness?!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did you finally piss someone off enough to drive them to this?!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is this it?!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is this truly the end of your biz-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*rumble*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...&quot;C????????????????a????????????????????????????r????????????????????????e???????????????????.???????????????????????????????????.?????????????????.??????????????????????????????????????????????&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A voice, normally bubbly with cheer, rings though the dark walls of-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*TREMBLE*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;-wherever you are</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;C???????????a???????r???????????e?????????????????&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Recognizable, but faint</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*CRACK!*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A light!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;C??????a???????r?????e???????&#160;????R???????????????o??????????o???????????????t????????????????????!????????&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As your eyes adjust to the now growing light, a face moves into view</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;HER face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Care? Can you hear me?&quot;</span><br />&quot;*Hmmmng* What's- ha-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before you can answer, Derpy grows closer, as her arms wrap around you and her chest pushes up against yours</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh thank god you're alright!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This feels nice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With the reassuring hug, you've calmed down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you're still confused about quite a lot of things</span><br />&quot;Where... Wha...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Is this your friend?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who-Who're you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh. Pardon me.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another face, this one not so familiar, walks up behind the other</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He's tall, has a few odd lines running down the left side of his face and has small spikes jutting from the side of his head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Joubin Higashikata, at your service.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He extends a hand to you, and you grip it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With that, Joubin and Derpy lift you from the earthen pit in which you awoke</span><br />&quot;Gah, where am I?&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Morioh City?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now that you've dug Mr Care out of the ground near the Wall Eyes, it's only polite to bring him back home and help him get acclimated to the current situation</span><br />&quot;Correct.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He and his friend, Ms Dernier Piege, are walking beside you as you lead them to the house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;In Japan.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yep.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Care's face grows into one of confusion.&quot;</span><br />&quot;What's up?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I guess... I didn't expect someone to speak to me in fluent English in Japan.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well it IS a part of the curriculum here.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah.&quot;</span><br />&quot;That and my father runs a fruit parlor in town which gets quite a few international tourists, so he figured it wouldn't hurt to learn.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Still though, how did we end up here, of all places?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seems he and his female compatriot are from 'Equestria' (some city in America most likely, considering they're speaking English), and were driving to their high school for classes, when they blacked out and woke up here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, any idea how this could've happened?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I wish I could tell you, Ms Dernier.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please, call me Derpy.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well Derpy, I have to admit, this might be the most confusing thing to happen near the Wall Eyes for a while now.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What are we gonna do?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'll see what I can do about getting you two back home, eh?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The young blond woman gives you a confused look, her lazy eye drifting somewhat</span><br />&quot;I've got the cash to spare.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I... Okay, I guess.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I can assure you, it's no trouble.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;They both look at each other, give a shrug, and continue walking</span><br />&quot;So, you two are friends, classmates, or...?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, we're, uhh... friends.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Got it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ooooh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'friends'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As the conversation ends, you all finally arrive at the house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So this is your house?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My father's actually. Most of the land we've been treading is a part of the estate he owns.&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>&lt;&quot;And now...&quot;<span class="co4">&gt;[/spoiler]</span><br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>&lt;Rohan opens up a nearby rock with&#160;?HEAVEN'S DOOR OVER HEAVEN?, and writes 'I will fly at Joubin's head at <span class="nu0">90</span> kilometers an hour.'<span class="co4">&gt;[/spoiler]</span><br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>spoiler<span class="br0">&#93;</span>&lt;&quot;It will all come together...&quot;<span class="co4">&gt;[/spoiler]</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*PTCHOO*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Joubin, watch out!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What-?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A blast of red light flies out from Care's wrist</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?What the-!?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It whizzes by your head and blows up a rock that was flying near you head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you turn to Care Root, a blue and gold man wearing a cowboy hat with red tubes on its back floats above him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, there goes a nice quiet lunch.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What was that Care?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nothing.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look away and pretend to be busy with your phone before they notice you looking in the direction of his Stand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So, one of the new arrivals has a Stand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Does the girl know?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br />&quot;So, what say we get you set up inside so I can get something sorted out?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Admittedly, that 'something' wasn't getting them a plane home</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That Stand of his looked like it had power behind it, shattering a rock like that with such little effort</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though, that line about lunch seemed off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Perhaps there's a trade off?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In any case, he certainly seems like he could be useful</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yotsuyu , Aishou, the A.Phex brothers, even Damo</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All failed in stopping Jousuke</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But maybe the new guy...?</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Morning!?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You and Care enter the large estate's living room/dining room with Joubin, who greets his family with a wave (that's mostly gathered from context clues, you don't know Japanese)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A man of even taller stature than Joubin with little balls connected to the ends of his hair happily walks over to him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Joubin! Did you find out wh-?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The tall man freezes upon noticing you and Care</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?I- who-??</span><br />?I found them buried near the Wall Eyes.?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Oh! Are they, like, y'know... Jousuke??</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Joubin gives you and Care a quick one-over</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Not that I can see.?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Well then! How's it go-?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Uhh, dad? They're Americans.?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?...How did-?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?No idea. Said they were driving to school, were knocked out and then BAM! Here they are.?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?I-wh-...*Ahem*Alright then.?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The tall man with the balls in his hair moves his open hand towards you and Care</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How's it going? Norisuke Higashikata. And you?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Piege. Dernier Piege and Care Root.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shake his hand, and he and Care shake as well</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's so nice of Joubin and Norisuke to help</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Where's Joubin?</span><br /><br />?Tsurugi!?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Walking down the hall you call for your son</span><br />?Tsurugi??<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you call out his name a second time, you spot him walking out of your room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Papa??</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He's holding a beetle, probably from your collection, and looking at it, observing it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Papa, I- I was just-?</span><br />?Calm down champ. You're not in trouble.?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You softly take the beetle, looking at it for yourself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A Satiporoja Beetle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good pick</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Daddy just needs you to do something for him.?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slip out a piece of paper from your back pocket</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, what do ya think?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norisuke brings out 2 fruit parfaits for the two of you to feast on, placing them on the counter in front of you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They look delicious!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thanks! Just because I've hired others to cook and make food at the parlor doesn't mean I still can't make some myself! Eat up!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You and Derpy lean over on your stools and begin chowing down on the parfaits</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After swallowing your current spoonful, a thought forms on your lips</span><br />&quot;So, you have any other family, or are you and Joubin the only ones here? It seems awfully big for two people.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but most of them are out for the day. Daiya should still be here though.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Miss Derpy?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking over to Derpy, you spot Joubin tapping her shoulder</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Joubin. Did you need something?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, I was wondering if there was anything else you had on you when you.. well...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, we WERE going to school, so we had our backpacks with us.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Joubin slipps behind the counter to his father's side</span><br />&quot;Perhaps they're still buried near the Wall Eyes?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He's got a point. Maybe there's something inside that'll help sort this all out.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Good idea! I'll come with!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'll be fine Care. You just enjoy your parfait. After all the stuff you've been through at school, you deserve a break.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yup, nice quiet lunch with Derpy, gone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, maybe the rest of your lunch will be quiet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not with your luck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We'll be right back. Ms Derpy, if you would.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Derpy gets off her stool at the counter and joins Joubin out the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With that, you go back to your parfait</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck, this is good</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Something feels off.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look up to find Norisuke looking through his pants pockets</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Where'd my phone go?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With Derpy, you arrive back at the Wall Eyes, her being ahead of you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, Joubin, what say we start digging around?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sure.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You summon up Speed King and approach her from behind</span><br />&quot;How about we start-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You use Speed King to heat up a vein in Derpy's head, causing her to pass out</span><br />&quot;Here.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now with her out of the picture...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take out your dad's phone from your pocket (you actually feel kind of dirty for doing that but you had to contact Jousuke SOMEHOW) and text Jousuke</span><br />'Jousuke, urgent help needed. Come back home IMMEDIATELY.'<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aaaand send</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab a twig from a nearby tree</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And now, it's up to Tsurugi</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Alright, back home</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norisuke said he needed help!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Might be another Rokakaka smuggler</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Where, though?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A snapping noise from the Wall Eyes draws your attention</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run there with all your might</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Out on the ground, a man in what seems to be a bodysuit and shorts leers over-</span><br />?Norisuke!?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He really was calling for help!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You watch and he seems to have a tornado protruding from his mouth!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That must be the enemy's Stand!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With gusto, you speed your way over to the enemy Stand user and use Soft and Wet to SLAM him to the ground</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The mysterious man shatters into rock</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another Rock Human...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you get up, you notice the spot where Norisuke was occupied by naught but a rock</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The fuck-?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;DEEEERRRRRRRPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finally finish lunch off with a burp</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Damn, Norisuke can make a good parfait</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Joubin talked about having a bunch of tourists visit your parlor. I can see why.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh please, it's nothing.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Care?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Joubin sticks his head into the door frame leading outside</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Could you come out here for a second?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sure, gimme a sec.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn to Norisuke</span><br />&quot;I'll be right back.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norisuke nods and you leap off the stool, walking out of the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you step into the driveway, you find that Joubin isn't outside</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Where the hell did he go?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Norisuke!?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A loud voice catches your ears</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You quickly run your way over to the Wall Eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you finally arrive, you spot Derpy cowering on her knees!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;FUCK!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Running as fast as you can to Der-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;SLAM!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She falls down as a Stand's fist is driven into her head, causing her to fall-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And for her neck to snap on the boulder behind her!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her body falls limp, and she rolls onto her side</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Derpy!</span><br />&quot;DEEEERRRRRRRPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;?What in the-?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The fuck with the Stand turns to you, finally noticing your presence</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, he's gonna notice something alright</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull up all of the moments you can use</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Back to big moments, from before Derpy jumped into your life</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's you, getting your Nobel Prize</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fueled by anger, you suck that moment right up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Alright Popeye the Sailor Bitch, let's do this!</span><br /><br />THE BLESSED GESTALT VS THE CURSED WIZ KID<br />OOOPEN THE GAAAAAAAAAAME!<br /><br />?Who the hell are you??<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;?TIMBUK THREE!?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The unknown kid doesn't answer as his Stand appears above him and fires a blast of light at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You dodge as best you can, but the light grazes your arm</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With a push from your Stand, you speed yourself towards the kid</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If it can attack from so far away-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You raise Soft and Wet's fist</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;-then it's gotta be weak up-close!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With a swing towards his head in an attempt to end the fight quickly, you bring your fist down-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;-on a shining red shield</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A swing to the left, to his ribs-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;-Blocked</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another stike-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;-on a shield</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every attack is blocked, no matter where and how fast you strike</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Damn!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You jump back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you land, you summon up a bubble in front of you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As predicted, the kid fires another laser</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bubble captures the laser</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The hell?!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bubble just CAUGHT THE LASER!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?The fuck is your problem, kid?!?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So he can make bubbles that 'take' things?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Alright then</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You ready another blast</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So he can take things huh?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You aim your wrist at him-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Try and take this!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;-And fire into the ground!</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stand perfectly still</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He just fired into the ground</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't just DO that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He's planning something</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But what?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a minute of just silently standing, you decide to do something risky</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have to get that bubble</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So you jump forward with your Stand again, feinting like you're going for a direct blow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're able to grab the bubble, as you run str-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;BZZAP!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A laser coming from behind flies directly into your shouler!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're unable to keep yourself up as the pain of the burn brings you to your knees</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The shot came from behind!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking behind you, you see an extra hole in the Wall Eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So THAT's where-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are unable to finish the thought as the mystery kid brings his foot down on your back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;HOW-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And he does so again, repeating with each syllable</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;-DO-YOU-LIKE-IT-YOU-FRUITY-SAILOR-FU-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With that last kick, you grab the leg with Soft and Wet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He is unable to escape its grasp</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seems he gets the same idea and summons up his Stand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He tries to kick your Stand in with his, but to no avail</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A punch from yours is enough to hear a snapping sound</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?So I was right!?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With that, you lift his legs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?It may be powerful from afar...?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You then throw them into the air</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?But it's pitiful up close!?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He falls onto his back with a wheeze, giving you enough time to get up and jump on him, making sure to pin his arms down so he can't shoot you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Can't blast me with your lasers now, can ya??</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'll admit, I don't speak Japanese...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So he speaks</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But it's not in Japanese</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But I'm guessing you said 'Can't blast me with your lasers now, huh?'&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're not sure what he said, but that grin doesn't seem good</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well guess what, buddy?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The chest lights up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;BZOOOOOM!</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With a hard-light fist, you lift him into the air and send him flying</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear a wheeze as he finally lands on the ground</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You do your best to get up onto your feet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With all the time it takes to get stable, you find that he's gone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shiiiit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, a small sailor's cap sits just above the boulder that-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hold up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Where's Derpy?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her body's gone, now replaced with but a bunch of rocks and pebbles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, his hat brings your fighting spirit back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'll find Derpy in a second</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For now...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You, in your best efforts, silently slink over to the boulder</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How much charge left?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You check</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Barely enough for a single shot</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It'll do</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, you decide to check for any mome-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nothing's coming up as you turn to blast that Topper Bottoms son of a bitch</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why is-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*POP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*ZAP!*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You check your neck and find a hole where your throat was supposed to be</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's why</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With your last thought, you wonder where Derpy's body went</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everything begins to get dark as you collapse</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...that's all done and done</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are left with a question though</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who the fuck was that?</span><br />WINNER=HIGASHIKATA JOUSUKE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfhqaxhqQvI<br /><span class="co4">&gt;*bzzt bzzt*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Uhp! Phone!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A message from Yasuho</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Hey Jousuke! Have you seen someone named Care Root??</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Care Root?</span><br />?Don't think I know anyone by that name, no.?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Well, some kid has been hanging around the Higashikata Estate asking for him. Even Norisuke is looking worried.?</span><br />?What's he look like??<br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Well he's got kind of a bowl cut?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That sounds famili-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Wears a white button up shirt with blue jeans?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh fuck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?Has a red bowtie?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;FUCK</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?The girl looking for him says her name is Derpy?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUC</span><br />&lt;=====TO=BE=CONTINUED=====</div></div>




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