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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Alejandro_en_Equestria_-_Part_1">Alejandro en Equestria - Part 1</span><a href="Alejandro_en_Equestria#/editor/1" title="Edit section: Alejandro en Equestria - Part 1" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be Anon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being in the middle of nowhere</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Three days have passed since the escape from that strange place</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not only you don't know where the fuck are, you're a small weird cartoon horse</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only thing you can eat is... grass</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes, you're a horse but you're also pretty tired of this stupid herb</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;OK...what happened</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The last thing of your normal life that you can remember is leaving a CV for a job in the microcentro of Buenos Aires and eating a choripan from a street stall, on 9 de Julio St., but every time that you tried to remember what happened between that and waking up in the Chrysalis's Castle you get a headache</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I guess this is a dream... a quite bizarre one</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But I need to keep traveling, maybe I can find someone who knows what happened to me, all I know about your arrival to this crazy world is that a thing or person called Discord was involved, I have to find it whatever it is, maybe that's the solution to go back to my house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You could fly but these useless wings... yes, you are a pegasus... but it's useless because no matter how many times you tried, you can't stay in the air for more than a few seconds</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You keep walking, walking, walking...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God, this is futile, there are no living creatures anywhere</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You arrive to a cliff and decide to take a rest and watch</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nothing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;NOTHING</span><br />&quot;�LA PUTA MADRE QUE TE RE MIL PARIO DISCORD!&quot; you scream, and that makes you feel a little better<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Apparently there's nothing here... but wait a second...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh sweet God, could it be, finally?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;YES</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Train tracks!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That means... people!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't help but being happy that this madness is about to end... or at least that it's closer to end</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whatever, this is better than keep eating the same shit and talking to yourself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, you need a plan to take the train because it seems quite unlikely that it'll stop in the middle of nowhere</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You could try to put a big rock on the tracks, but you want to not being noticed until be aware that is no danger there</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The last thing you need is being captured by that fucking bug-horse queen and his minions</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;OK... you need to think very well what to do....</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hear the noise of the train getting closer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;OH MIERDA!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait a second, maybe you can use these useless wing for something</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course, if you keep opening the wings like a plane you can land on the train's roof</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, it's showtime</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start flapping your wings fearfully</span><br />&quot;AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to get to the top of the fast vehicle, but you only catch an open window from an empty room in the train</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, you can get on the train</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The habitation has a simple bed, a toilet and suitcases</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You get into the toilet to see how you look</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man... you are a disaster. Your horse hair is dirty and disheveled, without mentioning the wounds and bruises</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait... if this room has suitcases and the bed looks a little messy...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hear the doorknob turning</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;OH SHITTTT</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run under of the bed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally the door opens and you can see his legs or whatever those things are called. They're light green coloured and look like he or she has a drawing of an old musical instrument in the rear part of the back leg. What is that thing called? I dunno.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I can't believe that I forgot to close the window, that could've ruined the mission&quot; she says with a very childish and cute voice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to keep calm</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile, she takes a nap on the bed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So much dust in here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So much that you end up sneezing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;CARAJO</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You expect the worst, but you see nothing happened, maybe she has a heavy sle-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;OH CONCHA SHE IS LOOKING AT YOU</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are paralyzed by fear</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She says &quot;Who are you&quot; with a stoic voice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WELL?&quot; She says angrily</span><br />&quot;I-i a-a-a-am A-a-alee-jaa-a-ndro-o-o&quot; Trying to grasp your best English, which is hard considering you are so scared<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Please come here and don't try anything&quot; says the mint green being while looking at you with a determined face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She takes one of your hairs and puts it in weird device with a green screen that makes a series of noises</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ummm, looks like you are a harmless pony&quot; she said with a relief, but with a serious tone she says &quot;But I can't completely be sure now...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the hell was that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Excuse me for that, it's a standard procedure when... you know... somepony enters to your room and stays hidden&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Somepony&quot; what... wait a second, I knew that this place looked so familiar, it's that stupid show on Discovery Kids that has so many fans at the anime conventions</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK, tell me what are doing here and who are you, my name is Lyra Heartstrings&quot; She says with a more calmed tone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh, right, here the people... or ponies use nouns as their names... weird</span><br />&quot;My name is Alejandro Norberto Nu�ez, but everyone call mes Anon, well if you have time I can tell you why I'm here...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at you with a very confused face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, we have plenty of time before we arrive to Ponyville and also, where are you from and why is your name so strange? I like your accent&quot;</span><br />&quot;Everything started a few days ago when I woke up in a really bizarre place, there was a weird horse-bug, what was its name... eeehh&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;CHRISALIS?!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah that, do you know it?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;YES! SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIBLE AND MEAN VILLAINS OF ALL EQUESTRIA!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, that explains it all, but... what is &quot;Ikuistria&quot; or &quot;Pony vil&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at you with a poker face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ehhmm... I'm new to this place...&quot; you said with an awkward smile<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I can see that... well... Equestria is the name of this country, and Ponyville is the town where I live with all my friends, but tell me... where are you from&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well... I'm from a really distant place&quot; You say nervously<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know! Please be more specific and try to be completely honest, I can help you. After allyou look like someone who needs muuuch help&quot; she says with a confident face</span><br />*Humf * &quot;How do I tell her, my home is in a very distant place, I'm not sure if this is a different planet, universe or what but&quot;...<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks petrified and then starts slowly showing a big grin that starts to fright you...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOHHH YEAAAAAH&quot; she starts to shout while she hugs you with incredible strength</span><br />&quot;AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgggg...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't breathe. How the hell is she so fucking strong</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ohh sorry, I was very excited&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;AGGgggg...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sets you free, and you fall on the floor unconscious</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wake up and Lyra is looking at you with a friendly smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh Anon, sorry by that... let me make up for the hassle I caused to you... �I brought you some food, you looked a bit hungry&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;FOOD!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh sweet God, yeah!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You forgot how hungry you were</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a tomato, lettuce, cheese and hay sandwich... hay... well you're a horse, you suppose it's not that bad and she also gives you a slice of apple pie</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try the sandwich and it's very tasty</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You almost cry for eating real food for the first time in a week, in that fucking castle they only gave you stale bread and dirty water twice a day</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the pie wasn't bad at all</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It seems you were very hungry&quot; she says with a smiling face</span><br />&quot;Yes, thank you very much&quot; you say with food in your mouth<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, when you finish you food, can we talk about your home?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looks like everything is starting to get better, you continue eating while watching the landscape from the train's window.</span></div></div>




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