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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&quot;Happy Birthday, Starlight!&quot; you said to your favorite pony<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She didn't seem to notice you and kept walking</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You caught up, clutching her gift under your arm</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd scrounged up some cash and got her a book on magic</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not just any book, it was an illegally-made copy of a 2700 year old book of &quot;practical&quot; magic</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Back when practical included being able to defend your village from dragons and shit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It took weeks of bribing guards to let you into Celestia's archives to write down everything in that ancient tome</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After that you put it all into a nice hardback book for her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hoped she liked it</span><br />&quot;Hey Starry, I got you something.&quot; you said as you caught up with her<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She continued to ignore you, maybe she didn't hear?</span><br />&quot;Starry?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't call me that, human.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I got you a present for your birthday.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She stopped and looked at the book with a mild interest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe there's a spell in here to get you to leave me alone.&quot; she smirked</span><br />&quot;Haha, I'd hope not.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She put the book in her saddlebags and continued walking</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You followed</span><br />&quot;So I was thinking we could go check out that new neighponnese restaurant later, I'll pay.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Starlight didn't hear you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe you should've gotten her a hearing aid</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh. I have plans with, uh... I think maybe Twilight. Sorry.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Starlight disappeared in a flash</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It sure was nice having a friend here in Equestria, these ponies sure were mean</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But not Starry, she was one of the good ones</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She left you standing in the street, teleporting off like that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A stallion bumped into you and growled</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Watch where you're going, asshole.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sorry.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You should probably head home</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was right around the block</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A short walk later left you at your shack's door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Home sweet home</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn't nearly as nice as some of the places you'd seen but it was what you could afford and it was pretty cozy with the furnishings you'd added</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walked in and crashed on the couch which doubled as your bed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd take a nap and then go for a sunset walk</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe Starlight would want to come</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That'd be nice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pulled the blanket over you and slowly slipped into the self-loathing coma you'd later call a power nap</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you woke up, the sun was setting, time for that walk</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A walk through the park would clear up your mind</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The dirt path led around a lake to your favorite secluded bench</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was hidden in an alcove formed by a willow tree right on the lake's shore</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you watched a group of ducks tread across the lake, you heard two familiar voices talking</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, do I have to be friends with him? Isn't there anypony else?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know as well as I do that he doesn't have any friends. He really likes you, Star.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't care, I can't stand him. I'd rather go back to being in hiding than be his friend. See? Look at this, he got me some stupid spellbook for my birthday.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh right, happy birthday. But still, he obviously cares about you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That doesn't matter, I couldn't care less about him, Twi. He's so... just weird. And annoying. And just too much to list.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Starlight, he got you this spellbook?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, I didn't really do much more than glance at it.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not everypony can be perfect, or even good. But I know Anon is really a nice creature without a friend in the world.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If he were really nice, he'd have friends. I swear, one day he's going to snap and murder somepony.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The voices cut out as they finally walked out of earshot</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What do you even do with this?</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A snap of a twig brings your attention from the surface of the lake</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Starlight and Twilight walked into the alcove to sit on the bench</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both are staring at you in shock</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;S-so, Anon, you alright. What are you doing out here.&quot; Twilight asks nervously</span><br />&quot;Overhearing more than I'd wanted to.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Starlight backs off a bit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your gaze travels back to the lake, the sun reflecting off of it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you alright?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I guess I should've seen it from a mile away. I was just happy to have a friend.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon...&quot;</span><br />&quot;My birthday was three months ago, I asked you and your friends if you'd join me out for dinner, I ate alone that night at a big, empty table.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn towards Twiggy and Star</span><br />&quot;I can't even be mad. I'm just disappointed that you kept it secret for whatever reason.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Starlight climbs up onto the bench next to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon I'm sor-&quot;</span><br />&quot;You're sorry I heard what you said. If I annoy you so much, why don't you leave?&quot;<br /><br />Enter Starlight<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't really like Anon but this was a whole different side of him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What really unnerved you about this was his lack of emotion, almost like he already knew deep down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Regardless, the next morning you didn't see him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nor that afternoon, lunch break was lonely without him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nor did you see him on the walk from work</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You passed by his shack to check up on him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was mostly empty</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The big furniture was around, but the small things were gone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slowly opened the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He left a note attached to the wall across from the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'I thought about it, I can't stay in a place where my friendship is a burden and my presence is a nuisance, I know when I'm not wanted. Onward to brighter horizons. ~Anonymous'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't really say you miss him all that much in the end</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't really care enough to go looking for him, either</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You found a few new friends and moved on</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be Twilight</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's been awhile since Anon's disappearance</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;honestly it eats you up a little inside that you couldn't mend a friendship with Anon, but you guess this is just another friendship lesson</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some ponies just don't mesh well with humans</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just hope wherever he is now is better</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Starlight is getting better albeit slowly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;then you get a letter from Celestia</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;but that's wrong</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You only have a friendly exchange with Celestia on Tuesdays</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;it'shappening.jpg</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a quick panic attack you read the goddamn letter</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;itisn'thappening.png</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, you guess it's for the better</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Celestia wants you to run a little errand for her, because tax payers money for the Royal guard wouldn't be a waste if they actually fucking did something</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Town's gone silent</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bureaucrats gone oogie spoogy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So it's up to you now, Twiglot sprigle and the rest of the Mane 6+1</span><br /><br />Gonna eat dinner or some shit with my family. I'll try more later<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be Born again Starlight</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Makin friends an shit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well sort of</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still a douche but your working on it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now on the friendship express with your six aquantances</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's kinda awkward, but you're tryin</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;passing through the arid desert to the edge of nowhere</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On a mission from Celly D in the sky herself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Quick and easy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Check out a town</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ask question and the haps</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Giggle at the ghosties</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Candy in the bag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Train though only takes you so far before you got to walk</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;Walk cycle&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a while before you hit a hill with a large rock at the top</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;below is a village</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;well actually it's not just a village, it's your village</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;your precious village where everything was perfectly tits</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;triggered.gif</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They betrayed you in favor their-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shiet hold on Starlight, get a hold of yourself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's fine, it alright...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just gotta not...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh and walk with your friend down to the town</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Only now you get a good look at everything</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cobwebs and tumbleweeds everywhere</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The place is dead and deserted</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Except for sound of rickety wood creaking every second</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You all approach the noise when you hear a confident smirk</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well well well, look at what we got here&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh know</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You get a better glimpse of a rocking chair outside the town hall and see his smug mug</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash was probably about to say something stupid when you beat her to the punch</span><br />&quot;What did you do to my town!?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, what she said&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon snickers to himself, continuing to rock in that stupid chair</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk up closer to him</span><br />&quot;Hey, answer me&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, answer her&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's a lot of implying you did there&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight quirked a brow more curious then the others for the truth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Then what did happen?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon takes a deep breathe</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then exhales</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, that story starts a long time ago...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then takes another deep breath</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then exhales</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then leans back into his chair and inhales</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He leans and rocks his chair</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And then exhales</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sit down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then inhales</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;is he fucking serous?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then exhales</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you poke at a rock</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then inhales</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The rest of your friends are watching anon with dull eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you hear snoring</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity rolls her eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She uses her magic to tip the rocking chair over too hard</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Gah fuck a mother</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon falls to the ground</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whoa what happened?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash facehoofs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You were telling us what happened to the town&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;oh yeah, sure, but how bout I fix you girls a little something to eat first.Girls must be starving&quot;</span><br />&quot;No Anon, we-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack's stomach took its chance to vocalize its complaint with a loud growl</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All eyes were now on Applejack</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? I ain't ashamed of havin needs.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well then, it sounds like I'll be making some chow. You girls come inside with me, and I'll make some soup sandwiches&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's collective groan</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The interior of the house was nothing special</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Only a small cabin with a kitchen and a main room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There wasn't much need for a personal sanctuary when everypony was equal and had nothing to withhold from each other... except you of course</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gathered at a dining table at the center of the shack with your friends and sat together</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon bustled over to the corner kitchen where a large pot was already sitting on the stove</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He flicked the light on and started opening random drawers and grabbing things at random</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The room was considerably spartan without all your posters preaching the benefits of being a good friend to others</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is probably what caused Rarity to grimace after sitting up in her seat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well isn't this just... cozy&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, I've been hoping to spruce up the place, but never really bothered when I have time. It's a shame I didn't ask, Miss Open Spaces to do something about it. She told me she had a knack for feng shui&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash narrowed her eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, what did happen to this Miss Open Spaces. That's a pretty big pot you've got their. Big enough to fit a pony or two.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie gasps loudly &quot;I know exactly what's going on&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He's an evil enchanter and he.... uh... does evil banters... and if you look into his eyes... ummm... hold on for second&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon though just does one of his annoying hearty chuckle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Heh Heh Heh, ahhhh. No Pinkie, this is just my special leftover surprise&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;With an extra helping of chunky ponies?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon lift pinkie off his head and out of his smiling face and gently sets her on the ground</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, no, It's just soup. Now let me cook you some grub&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie dragged her hooves over to her seat, while Twilight cleared her throat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Soo, of all places for you to leave Ponyville, I didn't expect you to end here.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh really, where would you have seen me more?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know. Maybe somewhere with more ponies.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, this place did have plenty of pony folks when I got here.&quot;</span><br /><br />&quot;So, what. happened?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were practically simmering in your seat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Welp, it all started with a little town called Ponyville. Tried making friends there and looked to settle down. After it was made very clear to me, I was unwanted, I decided to head out.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your friends</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, let's not be harsh, darling, nopony disliked you. You were a nice human, but... er... how do I say this...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, it wus uhm... I dunno...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon gave a soft smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh don't worry Rarity, I know we never clicked, nor you Applejack or you Rainbow Dash, or well anypony. But the one time I really tried, I thought I'd help a pony make another friend she might really need, but as at turned out, she was very apposed to me being her friend.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why do you feel like shit right now?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shouldn't be feeling bad</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She really didn't like me, so I thought I'd head on out so I don't cause her any more grief than she's already got. By the way, Glimmy, have you made anymore friends?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ugh shit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight's rubbing the back of her head, but now the rest of your friend's easily put two and two together</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now everypony was giving you a condescending look</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just have to bear with it with a nervous smile</span><br />&quot;Oh, I uh, started doing book talks with Colegate.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, that's nice. Oh and when you get back, be sure to help out that Derpy gal. She's a real nice gal and if you'd give her a hoof, I'm sure she'd really appreciate it.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Um sure, so you left Ponyville&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yup, I left Ponyville and headed on a one way ticket to nowhere. And out in the desert I found this little old place here. Pony folk were happy and loved each other, but the place was falling apart. I came in and offered a hand, and well one thing became the next, and I was practically running the place.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Really? They trusted you with the entire town&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yup. These ponies were a different bunch I'll tell you that. They loved ponies, or well now, people who were different. Especially since I was different.&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well this is unexpected</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't really onboard with the thought that Anon was a pony eating monster, but it made more since than this happening</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie piped up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So where are all the ponies now?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They all left.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Left?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yup&quot;</span><br />&quot;Where? Why?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, after about a week, I started really talking to these ponies, and they were happy, but they weren't the settling type.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Say again?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon looked over at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Starlight when you gathered all these ponies to this town, you gathered ponies who were young, and accepting and full of life. They had things they want to do. Places to go, horizons to seek. One 'dude' wanted to ski differant mountains, one girl wanted to start a bakery in Manehattan, one after another, they belonged somewhere else.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And so they just all left on their own&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They needed some encouragement and I'm always happy to help a pony in need.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He chuckles, before putting on some weird impression</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;DO IT!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He stands with his legs open and swings his arms down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Okay, okay we get it...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??!! JUST, DO IT!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now he's pacing doing random squats</span><br />&quot;Okay, we get it!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;heh, well, needless to say they all went chasing their dreams and eventually the rest were looking for better homes since the community just about dried&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon was now cutting up bread loaves when Rainbow Dash tilted her head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If everypony's' gone, then why are you still here?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon was starting set out plates when he stopped</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know. I think I'm just tired.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He goes back to setting up plates in the kitchen</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ever since I came to Equestria, I've always had less and less energy. It's always getting hardy to get out of bed. It's always a lot of work talking and chit chatting. I'm in my mid thirties, but I always feel like I came back from marathon.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight looks worried</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, are-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This probably no 5 star meal, but I think it's my finest yet&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon set down seven plates of bread bowl with tomato soup inside, squished into a sandwhich wide shape</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Bon Appetit. If you need me, I'll be back in my chair. Feel free to serve yourself seconds.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everypony looks at Anon leave the house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug before going to your soup sandwich</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soup sandwich was pretty alright</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You and the girls were eating away when Fluttershy spoke up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So Twilight what happens now?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight finishes her bite, &quot;well, I there's obviously no trouble here, so there's nothing keeping us here. We should definitely tell Celestia and Canterlot that there isn't a town here anymore. So we can leave whenever we want&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack looked out the front window</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Orange rays cascade over the arid desert leaving lingering warmth over the sand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shoot, it's almost sundown, so no point in leaving now. We should hang around till tomorrow morning.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy looked over to the bed by the back wall</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sure Anon will let us stay the night.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight steps down from her seat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;well then, it looks like we have a plan. We should be out of here by tomorrow. Sorry I dragged you all down here just for a little road trip.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Don't worry Twilight. I actually appreciate this. It feels? well?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight looks at you with concern</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Starlight?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'm fine. I'm actually, very? content. At least those ponies were happy.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;tbqh you feel like shit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The ponies really didn't want to stay and all it took was one chimping out to motivate ponies to seek the dreams you've apparently been holding them from</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;shit mang</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've got to take a minute to think on this one</span><br /><br />&quot;Anon&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be book horse</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;your sitting next to a rocking chair where a huge, green, hairless ape is choking himself in his sleep</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Or at least that's what it sounds like</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your suddenly reminded why the state paid for soundproof anon's house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't know anyone with snoring problems as bad as him</span><br />&quot;Anon!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You still don't reach him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start shaking his hand around</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Arghh, get this hothead? yawwwww? out of here?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Anon wake up&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ugh&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And with a groan the sleeping giant finally blinks his eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He slowly stretches his arms and back up straight before slouching back down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally he turns to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh hey Twilight&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hi Anon, do you mind letting us stay in the town for the night?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He blinks before nodding his head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure sure. There's actually the communes house where a couple beds are. Let help you put the sheets on the them.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He gets up and starts walking off the wooden porch scratching his back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You follow alongside him at a slow pace</span><br />&quot;Soo, how long were you here by yourself&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I think it's been about two weeks&quot;</span><br />&quot;Two weeks? All by yourself!?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yup&quot;</span><br />&quot;Weren't you lonely?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You can bet your left ass cheek I was, but it gives me plenty of time to relax. It takes a lot of effort to do shit.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think back to Ponyville</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's been three years since Anon's arrived, and he's been gone for about eight months</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before he would always yell and jump, skip, hop</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He was always trying to be nice, but never meshed well</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He'd be cracking jokes about big guys, sexual innuendos, and very weird references</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;sometimes just being a smarmy, witty asshole, but overall a nice guy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But now, it's pretty clear something's wrong</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;We enter a cabin across from Anon's house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He gestured his hand open in the air</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mi casa, su casa&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't understand, but smile along with it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He opens the, apparently unlocked, door and eight small jail cells are lined the room</span><br />&quot;You said this was the&#160;?communes house'&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well it ain't much a prison when all the cell doors are off the hinges&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;True to his word, the doors were gone only leaving a couple bars</span><br />&quot;All the other houses are in disrepair, haven't gotten to them yet, but here we got enough perfectly good beds&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He walks over to the sheriff's desk and take out a bunch of linens from under there</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You telekinetically take them from his arms and start laying them out on all the beds</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It only takes a second to make them look neat, before Anon suddenly leans on the desk</span><br />&quot;Are you okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm fine. I'm fine.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are a Princess of Equestria</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're special talent is in magic and friendship</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have three mother-fucking PhD's</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And this nigga gonna say nothing's wrong?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Unless he grows some wings and gets crowned a princess that shit don't fly here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You roll your eyes and start a scanning spell</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon is surprisingly still and doesn't resist at all, opting to sit down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A scanning spell isn't difficult or long, but Anon is a special case so you took your time</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What you found was well?. Not great</span><br /><br />fuck I'm slow at writing<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something is definitely wrong</span><br />&quot;Anon, you're running out of magic&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Damn, looks like those coin tricks were just out of my level&quot;</span><br />&quot;No really Anon this is bad&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight I don't exactly cast spells&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, but just living is an act of magic. Not a lot, but it's still a leak. And you aren't getting enough back in to cover over that leak&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon's quiet for a while</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's a couple minutes of silence as you try to think of some solution for him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon's skin is resistant to most equestrian magic, but maybe there's a zebra potion he can start to take from now on. Maybe if-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You snap out of your musing</span><br />&quot;Alright?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yup, it's okay. I probably already figured&quot;</span><br />&quot;But we have to do something. We can find a cure surely with the help of the Princesses and all of Canterlot-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight I really don't care&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He starts to stand up and dust himself off</span><br />&quot;No, we have?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, we don't.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He leans forward</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start to speak when he uses a finger to shush you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight I spent the better have of a year looking for my place in this world, and now I have, and I fulfilled that purpose. I'm done living out a life without any sort of contact. I'm done with walking in towns and ponies ignoring me, cowering before me, or just outright being disrespectful. I'm just glad that the last place I lived in had some actual individuals willing to get to know me enough to listen when I speak or respond when I call. Princesses already told me I have a snowflake's chance in hell of going home. Without that I don't have anypony to go to or anywhere to go.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He sighs and stands up tall</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'd rather be content making this my home then continues to be a disturbance to others who clearly don't want me.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He starts walking for the door leaving you to think of some response</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He stops for a moment before he exits</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh and uh, don't tell the rest of the girls this. I don't need them to get worried for my case&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bite you lip, but nod</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He smiles and waves, before walking over to his cabin</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Think Twilight think. You gotta come up with something</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The way the moon was arranged that night was perfect</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The moonlight gave the small village ambiance of peace and comfort</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a good meal and some ghost stories the girls went to their beds to rest for the hike back to the nearest town they had tommorow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All the girls walked to their cells, except two</span><br />&quot;So Twilight what did you have to tell me that you couldn't in front of the girls?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be Starlight Glimmer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Starlight, I have something very important you need to do.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you were suspicious</span><br />&quot;What?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Could you talk to Anon for a bit?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Why?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh I just think he could use the company.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Okay, I guess.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just try talking about something he knows, like the human world.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Why don't you just talk to him&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well I've tried to talk to him, but every time he just thinks he's being a burden and doesn't like to hear his own voice. When it's you, he's probably going to talk because he wants to be your friend&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This was? very overly complicated, but makes sense</span><br />&quot;Alright then. I guess I'll go over there now.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thanks Starlight, this'll mean a lot to Anon&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You raise an eyebrow at the odd request and behavior, but Twilight wasn't exactly a normal pony</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh before turning and looking for the hairless ape</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a short walk to his cabin, but it looks like he doesn't even bother sleeping in his bed. Instead he was wrapped in a heavy blanket on his rocking chair</span><br />&quot;Anon, are you awake?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Please don't say anything</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yup. I'm awake.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck a bitch</span><br />&quot;So, me and the girls are leaving tomorrow, but I just wanted to ask you something real quick before I go to bed.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shoot&quot;</span><br />&quot;What's it like on earth?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He takes a long deep breath</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If I'm going to tell you about life on Earth, you need to know a couple things&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He hunches over on an arm of his chair</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;First, let me tell you about niggers&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The once blackened night was broken into glorious layers of purple hues retreating against the soft orange glow of the sun</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was odd being a princess of equestria</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Physically speaking, you were capable of shattering though mountain</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Magically speaking, you were capable of burning oceans</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Intellectually speaking, you were a master of all areas of science and magic</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But here you were</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;trapped</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;your legs locked and your muscles didn't obey your command</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;there was no harsher reality than that of a Monday morning</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Le_obese_feline.jpg</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your try to shut your eyes again to run into the warm embrace of unconsciousness when you heard a murmur outside breaking your ticket back to a early morning nap</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You groan a low murmur</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You roll yourself off the bed and fall to your hooves</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The cold floor send shivers up your spine expel all sulking emotion from your body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slowly you walk out of the cabin, being sure not to wake any of your friends</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk outside to see Starlight and Anon both sitting outside their front deck covered in blankets still talking away</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smile and approach them</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hopefully this long talk will have made Anon realize he has a new friend and then he'll definitely come back to Ponyville with you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were confident Starlight, might get something out of Anon, but to be talkin-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, one goddamn second</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is that a pot of coffee you smell?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A smell almost as tantalizing as Celestia's bedroom in a heat season</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your pace quickened over to the odd pair</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And so then he built a giant wall.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And that solved everything?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Everything that had to do with border&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You call out to them</span><br />&quot;Hey guys&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Morning Princess&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Twilight&quot;</span><br />&quot;First-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Coffee's inside, by the kitchen. We made that last pot, what, half an hour ago?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That sounds right&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't miss a beat and head stair for the liquid gold in the kitchen</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One cup later and you're ready to kill the day</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You come back out to see Anon yawning very loudly</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And that's it? He just made America great again&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yup just like that&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Really?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not really. We just like to say he did.&quot;</span><br />&quot;So you two were up all night?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah. I was just telling Glimmy about Earth.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Really? You. Talking all night?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, not my fault, I just wanted to go to bed, when she kept asking more and more about races and shit.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's all actually pretty interesting. Not the part about dindus getting shot, but the equal rights and that culture, and just everything is so in flux and-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon waves off a hand in disinterest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah it sure is something, but it never turns out well getting to involved. I just know this shit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But those poor underprivileged-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ab bah bah bup bup, I don't want to get into it this early in the morning&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But it's easy if we just-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So Twilight what's the plan for the girls? You heading out later this morning&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, I don't know. If you want we can wait, and you can join us after a nap.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon goes silent</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a second though he starts humming</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;he leans back in his chair and rocks himself for half a minute</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Starlight starts to yawn</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, I don't know about you two, but I'm going to catch up on some sleep&quot;</span><br />&quot;Alright, we'll catch you later&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;See ya&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now alone with Anon, he stops humming and rocking, letting silence hang over the area</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, I'm not ready to leave just yet.&quot;</span><br />&quot;It's okay, we can leave tomorrow&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't need a day. I need some time-&quot;</span><br />&quot;You don't have time&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;?&quot;</span><br />&quot;?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come back in a week and I'll be ready. I imagine you girls have a lot of things to do. Applejack has a family. Rarity has a little girl-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sister actually&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Family all the same. You girls can't stay a week, but I need a week. Come back then and I'll be good to go&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bite your lip</span><br />&quot;Please, Anon, just come now an-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, it's hard to lose a home, no matter how shit it is. I've already been ripped from my planet, and now this town. Nope. It's just too close to me to just up and leave&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your heart pounds hard as the hair pricknick at the back of your neck</span><br />&quot;You promise, you'll be okay by then&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course&quot;</span><br /><br />Forenote: Shake me up a bit, and put a hoof to my neck to check for a pulse before reading this<br />Dear Twilight,<br />It is regrettable that I might not keep my promise. I am sorry, but don't regret my course of action. I would like to thank you though for the opportunity to extending my stay on Equestria, but I am still very content with how things are. It is comforting though, that in my final days I had the last days I got to share it with others, albeit I would have prefer friends and family, but that is no shortcoming of any of you or your friends, especially from Starlight Glimmer.<br />The fact we have never been friends in the past is unfortunate, but not the fault of you or I. This goes for all of your friends, as well as the ponies of Ponyville, and the citizens of Baltimare and the Equestrian TSA and the IRS, and etc and so forth. The only one I can blame for my lack of friendship is my circumstances of time and place as well as myself, where my already lacking social skills and very foreign concepts are lost completely on anyone I talk to, with the exception of the extremely eccentric ponies of Equalville.<br />Maybe if we tried again. If we did it all over, just maybe we had a chance to be good neighbors, hang out at places, or maybe even save the entire world. But that's not the case. Though who knows what death will bring me, we might meet sometime again.<br />Sincerely<br />-Anonymous<br />P.S. Don't look in my trunk under the bed. Just don't.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight what are you reading?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh nothing, Spike&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh heavily as you place the letter into your scrapbook of all your friendship lessons</span><br />&quot;Just a letter from an old... friend of mine&quot;</div></div>




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