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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Agent_Nonimo_-_Ch._001.28Diff.29">Agent Nonimo - Ch. 001(Diff)</span><a href="Agent_Nonimo_-_Ch.#/editor/1" title="Edit section: Agent Nonimo - Ch. 001(Diff)" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re Pepe An&quot;nimo</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You live in a small apartment on the 15th floor in Rafael Calzada</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a hot summer night</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It so hot, not even your big fan can make the air bearable in your room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankfully you&quot;re alone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least you can be in underpants</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shitposting in /mlp/ is your only distraction</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For dinner, you&quot;re eating an entire family sized mozzarella pizza with faina and beer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let&quot;s see what&quot;s new on the board</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Speaking about shitpost&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Come on, this faggot must be new here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You mean, Role play?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anonymous 04/0X/1X(Sat)01:19:14 No.44444438</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;IMG_5477.jpg (Discord photo) Hi fellow bronies, Discord here. I&quot;m going to take anyone who replies to this thread and gets the 44444444 post to Equestria. Go on and try your luck&#160;;)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;0 replies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I&quot;m bored, let&quot;s try</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Discord, how&quot;re you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here goes nothing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Send</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmmm, I got the get</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was fun at least</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Weird, the monitor makes a weird buzz noise</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Buzzing grows louder</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The screen&quot;s glass start to crack slowly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;1 reply to your post</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anonymous 04/0X/1X(Sat)01:16:21 No.44444449</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt; &gt;.&gt;44444444</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty good, congratulations Pepe&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait what</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The PC goes off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking old piece of trash</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The fan stops for an instant and then starts to work again spinning backwards</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A small tornado comes out from the room center</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly an earthquake starts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the hell is going on!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run toward a table and duck under it</span><br />&quot;HEEELP&quot; you shout in terror<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you need a hand?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That voice...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The earthquake and the wind stops</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slowly, you come out from under the table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You readjust your vision</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finally lost it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So many years of hypnosis, tulpas, and waifuism led you to this</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Because there&quot;s no way in front of you is the spirit of Chaos itself</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, can you please stop with your &quot;intellectual&quot; internal monologue? Geez, humans are so rude sometimes. I give you a great and fantastic show and how do you thank me? They just stay there without saying a word. I mean, what happened? A cat got your tongue&quot; He looks at his lion paw. &quot;Oh sorry, is this yours?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait a second, where&quot;s your tongue... Of course &quot;in his paw, where else? &quot;Oh sorry, here you have it&quot; and he puts your tongue again into your mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start to spit out all the fur your tongue got in the draconequus paw</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK, before anything else, congratulations Pepe for being the winner of my contest. So, what would you like to be in the wonderful and amazing nation of Equestria?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t say anything, you keep looking at him in disbelief</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see I see, you don&quot;t want to--&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wait!&quot; you shout at him<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A cocky smile grows in his face</span><br />&quot;Ok, yes! I want to go&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, what species do you want to be?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I guess an alicorn is too much hehehe&quot; you joke<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right, it requires too much magic to do it&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a tough decision&quot; for all I know about dragons, they are pretty douches like the griffons. And being a cute pony would be cool. But...what kind? Earth Pony? Nah, lame. Unicorn? That could be kinda cool, but the only ones which can make interesting things are the powerful and trained like Twilight or Starlight. A pegasus... Well, almost everyone in the show can fly and that&quot;s an advantage.</span><br />&quot;Can I be a Pegasus?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but you have to start like a young one however, you can choose if you want to be a filly or a colt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let&quot;s see, would be interesting to be a filly, but&quot; in most of the stories about Anonfilly she doesn&quot;t have a happy ending. Without to mention how much you love your dong.</span><br />&quot;A colt&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, I&quot;ll make some magic&quot; and he snaps his talon</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A poof later, you feel your body different, you have a large barrier, a grip, a trigger&quot; wait a second&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That bastard!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He just transformed you in a damn gun!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In your range, you shoot all over the place</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord starts to laughs his ass off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But you told me you wanted to be a colt&quot;&quot; He gasps &quot;Ah, do you mean a pegasus colt? Sorry&quot; and he giggles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He snaps his talon and in a second your body starts to change</span><br />&quot;Bang bang bang bang&quot; wait am I still a gun?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You want to be one?&quot; He says while he rubs his talon with a nail file</span><br />&quot;No, no. Now this it&quot;s okay&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You go to your bathroom to look at yourself in the mirror</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look so cool</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your coat is light blue and you have a green mane with three shades</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow, horse cock looks weird</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you already have had enough fun with your body, we shall go to Equestria my young and&quot; he pinches your cheeks &quot;adowable cowt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take out his paw with your hoof &quot;Ok, ok. But can I take some luggage?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Alright but quick, we don&quot;t have much time&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you find your old handbag that you used years ago in the graduation trip to Bariloche. You put your old walkman, a 99999 in 1 brick game, some cassette tapes and a baseball bat, just in case.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a look at a portrait of your parents &quot;Sorry I have to leave you, but a candy vag is a candy vag. OK, I&quot;m ready&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Prepare yourself then&quot; and he snaps his talon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*poof*</span></div></div>
</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="Agent_Nonimo_-_Ch._002.28Diff.29">Agent Nonimo - Ch. 002(Diff)</span><a href="Agent_Nonimo_-_Ch.#/editor/2" title="Edit section: Agent Nonimo - Ch. 002(Diff)" data-section="2" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re Pepe An&quot;nimo</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You live in a small apartment on the 15th floor in Rafael Calzada</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a hot summer night</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It so hot, not even your big fan can make the air bearable in your room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankfully you&quot;re alone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least you can be in underpants</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shitposting in /mlp/ is your only distraction</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For dinner, you&quot;re eating an entire family sized mozzarella pizza with faina and beer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let&quot;s see what&quot;s new on the board</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Speaking about shitpost&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Come on, this faggot must be new here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You mean, Role play?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anonymous 04/0X/1X(Sat)01:19:14 No.44444438</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;IMG_5477.jpg (Discord photo) Hi fellow bronies, Discord here. I&quot;m going to take anyone who replies to this thread and gets the 44444444 post to Equestria. Go on and try your luck&#160;;)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;0 replies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I&quot;m bored, let&quot;s try</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Discord, how&quot;re you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here goes nothing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Send</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmmm, I got the get</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was fun at least</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Weird, the monitor makes a weird buzz noise</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Buzzing grows louder</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The screen&quot;s glass start to crack slowly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;1 reply to your post</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anonymous 04/0X/1X(Sat)01:16:21 No.44444449</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt; &gt;.&gt;44444444</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty good, congratulations Pepe&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait what</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The PC goes off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking old piece of trash</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The fan stops for an instant and then starts to work again spinning backwards</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A small tornado comes out from the room center</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly an earthquake starts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the hell is going on!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run toward a table and duck under it</span><br />&quot;HEEELP&quot; you shout in terror<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you need a hand?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That voice...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The earthquake and the wind stops</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slowly, you come out from under the table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You readjust your vision</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finally lost it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So many years of hypnosis, tulpas, and waifuism led you to this</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Because there&quot;s no way in front of you is the spirit of Chaos itself</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, can you please stop with your &quot;intellectual&quot; internal monologue? Geez, humans are so rude sometimes. I give you a great and fantastic show and how do you thank me? They just stay there without saying a word. I mean, what happened? A cat got your tongue&quot; He looks at his lion paw. &quot;Oh sorry, is this yours?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait a second, where&quot;s your tongue... Of course &quot;in his paw, where else? &quot;Oh sorry, here you have it&quot; and he puts your tongue again into your mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start to spit out all the fur your tongue got in the draconequus paw</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK, before anything else, congratulations Pepe for being the winner of my contest. So, what would you like to be in the wonderful and amazing nation of Equestria?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t say anything, you keep looking at him in disbelief</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see I see, you don&quot;t want to--&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wait!&quot; you shout at him<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A cocky smile grows in his face</span><br />&quot;Ok, yes! I want to go&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, what species do you want to be?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I guess an alicorn is too much hehehe&quot; you joke<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right, it requires too much magic to do it&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a tough decision&quot; for all I know about dragons, they are pretty douches like the griffons. And being a cute pony would be cool. But...what kind? Earth Pony? Nah, lame. Unicorn? That could be kinda cool, but the only ones which can make interesting things are the powerful and trained like Twilight or Starlight. A pegasus... Well, almost everyone in the show can fly and that&quot;s an advantage.</span><br />&quot;Can I be a Pegasus?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but you have to start like a young one however, you can choose if you want to be a filly or a colt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let&quot;s see, would be interesting to be a filly, but&quot; in most of the stories about Anonfilly she doesn&quot;t have a happy ending. Without to mention how much you love your dong.</span><br />&quot;A colt&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, I&quot;ll make some magic&quot; and he snaps his talon</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A poof later, you feel your body different, you have a large barrier, a grip, a trigger&quot; wait a second&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That bastard!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He just transformed you in a damn gun!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In your range, you shoot all over the place</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord starts to laughs his ass off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But you told me you wanted to be a colt&quot;&quot; He gasps &quot;Ah, do you mean a pegasus colt? Sorry&quot; and he giggles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He snaps his talon and in a second your body starts to change</span><br />&quot;Bang bang bang bang&quot; wait am I still a gun?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You want to be one?&quot; He says while he rubs his talon with a nail file</span><br />&quot;No, no. Now this it&quot;s okay&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You go to your bathroom to look at yourself in the mirror</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look so cool</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your coat is light blue and you have a green mane with three shades</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow, horse cock looks weird</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you already have had enough fun with your body, we shall go to Equestria my young and&quot; he pinches your cheeks &quot;adowable cowt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take out his paw with your hoof &quot;Ok, ok. But can I take some luggage?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Alright but quick, we don&quot;t have much time&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you find your old handbag that you used years ago in the graduation trip to Bariloche. You put your old walkman, a 99999 in 1 brick game, some cassette tapes and a baseball bat, just in case.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a look at a portrait of your parents &quot;Sorry I have to leave you, but a candy vag is a candy vag. OK, I&quot;m ready&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Prepare yourself then&quot; and he snaps his talon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*poof*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really wondered, was your life bad enough to be considering this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Abandoning your safe life to make a deal with such a bizarre and strange creature just to accomplish a dream?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your life was&quot; average</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had an assured job in the future, a good family and some friends</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you feel that you could reach more than that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Adventure</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Magic beyond of the human imagination</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Waifus!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The first day of your new life hasn&quot;t started yet but for your amazement you slowly open your eyes to see the planet Earth at the distance with stars behind it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That&quot;s right, you&quot;re in the outer space</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Obviously, your first reaction is to cover your snout with your front hooves</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh relax Pepe, you can breath&quot; says a calmed Discord</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Trusting in Discord, you take off your hooves and you turn to see him &quot;Discord, what are we doing here?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He flies up to you and he holds your head to his cheek &quot;You know, I thought you will like to see your home for the last time before leaving&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You find this pretty weird coming from Discord but you can&quot;t help it but drop a tear when you remember all the memories of your life in that big blue ball</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You admire your teardrop floating calmly to your planet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But immediately you reaffirm your enthusiasm thinking about satiating your lust for excitement. Great adventures and new friends awaits you in a fantasy land</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord materializes square glasses on his face and a pair of papers on his paw &quot;Now my little friend, we have to talk about the conditions to be in Equestria&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cock an eyebrow at him &quot;Conditions, what do you mean?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You really, really want to be in Equestria?</span><br />&quot;Of course, It&quot;s the greatest dream in my life&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I hope you&quot;re willing to work then&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay, maybe making a deal with a interdimensional overpowered being who can toy with the fabric of time and space wasn&quot;t your best idea</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck it, whatever he wants to do with you, he can&quot;t break your spirit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gonna take the bull by the horns</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He might be powerful but you&quot;re obstinate and stubborn</span><br />&quot;And what&quot;s that job, if I may ask&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He starts to look at the sides and sighs. He takes his glasses off and drops the papers making them float away in the void of space &quot;Mmm&quot; Nothing hard, but it&quot;s gonna be fun&quot; He giggles nervously. You start suspecting what his intentions are. But, you don&quot;t really mind that. This is an opportunity too good to waste</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug and say &quot;I guess a little work It doesn't hurt anyone&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s the spirit!&quot; he snaps his talon and a hole in the middle of nothing filled with a swirl of colors appears, and while you&quot;re looking at it he pushes you inside</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Moving like a torpedo you fly through a flashing colors worm tunnel, wind goes through your coat and you scream while Discord laughs maniacally.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The psychedelic tunnel ends and you fall on a swivel chair in front of a metal desktop with two paper trays, behind it there&quot;s a big chair. You&quot;re in an old office without any windows, a wooden floor and beige walls. In a corner there&quot;s a file cabinet. The only decoration is an old Celestia and Luna painting in the back wall.</span><br />&quot;Discord, what&quot;s happening? Where we are?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shhh&quot; calm down little colt, try to keep your cool. By the way, this is a formal occasion, so&quot;&quot; and he makes your chair spin and when he stops it, you have a tuxedo with a red bow at your neck &quot;You need to have a better aspect&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear a door knob behind you slowly opening. You notice how at the door window it&quot;s written &quot;secruoser ynoP&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An old gray pony with a mane with not much hair enters the office and walks slowly while almost shivering, he has a cane and glasses.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When he reaches his chair he focuses his sight in the draconequus and you. He presses a button on a vintage desktop intercom device &quot;They&quot;re here&quot; and after a minute a voice with a little of static noise answers &quot;Well, time to interview the applicant. I&quot;ll send him Lyra&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra? What&quot;s happening?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hummm, can I leave? I have things to do&quot; asks Discord to the old Pony</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but have you told him about the program?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmmm, of course Mr. Inkwell, do you really think I would take somepony from another dimension and recruit him like a secret agent without giving him any details?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What? Secret Agent?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Isn't that true, Pepe?&quot; and he gives you a stern expression</span><br />&quot;Mmm&quot; yes! Of course, he&quot;s telling the truth!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Silly me! I can&quot;t believe I almost forgot to give you this&quot; Discord snaps his talon and materializes a saddle bag with the same color as the bag where you saved your stuff &quot;Here you go Pepe&quot;&quot; you grab the saddle bag and you can see your equipage inside it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah Ok, I see. You can leave now Mr. Dearcorn&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you Mr. Inkwel, Arrivederci!&quot; and the chaos spirit leaves the place with a smoke bomb.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear the door behind you opening and you see a familiar mint unicorn.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Lyra, how are you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty well Mr. Inkwell, is he Pepe?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, he is. Dearcorn left him here an while ago but he has to leave for personal issues. Hey Puppy, you must be tired after such commute, would you like a drink?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot; a coffee would be fine&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He presses the button in his intercom &quot;Hello, could you please bring a cup of coffee to my office?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m sending Ristretto to your office&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you&quot;</span><br />&quot;Then&quot; What am I supposed to do here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You were selected for the application to the junior assistant, just like Discord told you before. You now have to fill the forms to begin&quot; answers Lyra</span><br />&quot;Why me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He didn&quot;t told you? Geez, I guess he spent most of his time on Earth playing jokes on you to avoid the matter. Discord has made a report about you and how you would give your life to live in Equestria. He wanted to you to pay his debt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It doesn't seems a bad deal for being part of a Discord scheme, it could be something worse like help him to slave Equestria or make some stupid prank.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, why Discord cares so much about his reputation or helping Equestria?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Also, what&quot;s up with him and those &quot;personal business&quot;?, he has a personal live to begin with? In the show he fucks around the M6 most part of time</span><br />&quot;Debt? You mean the Tirek fiasco?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right. He told us how he wanted to clean his reputation and how you were the perfect po- person to the job&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don&quot;t get it, why didn&quot;t he simply works for you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before she answers a mare with yellow coat and a ponytail-styled brown mane with a chubby body and a smiling starfish as cutie-mark enters to the office with a tray with a coffee cup and sugar cubes &quot;Here you have Mr. Inkwell&quot; she looks a little nervous. She places it at the Mr. Inkwell front</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s for the colt, thank you&quot; and Ristretto gasps &quot;Sorry, sorry Mr. Inkwell&quot; The old stallion doesn&quot;t look amused &quot;No problem&quot;&quot; He smiles at her and the mare places the tray at your front &quot;Here you have&quot; Hey who&quot;s a cute little colt?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Me?&quot; you answer with doubt<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right! you. So... who&quot;s the father?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra clear her throat &quot;He&quot;s nopony son, he&quot;s our new agent&quot; she remarks with a serious tone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ristretto looks amazed &quot;Oh&quot; I see&quot;&quot; and then, she retakes her cheerful expression &quot;Who&quot;s a cute future agent?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Me of course!&quot; you say with a cocky expression, pointing at yourself<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She giggles, but Lyra is getting tired of the whole scene and she wants to resume with her duties. &quot;If you two have finished playing, we have a busy day ahead&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry Miss Lyra, I&quot;ll leave you alone so you can continue with your job&quot; and she leaves the office whistling some song</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How I was about to tell you, that&quot;s a good question, Discord works with us to a certain degree, but not like a complete agent. He can&quot;t do the job due to his&quot; non-conventional ways to work. We needed some unknown pony, a perfect nobody&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Huh, that makes some kind of sense</span><br />&quot;Well, where do I sign?&quot; and you take a sip of your coffee<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Listen to me, before you accept the contract, I have to tell you the main agreement points. Number one: For a period of 10 years your life is gonna be property of SMILE, you have only one day a week dedicated to you. Number two: your name is gonna be Anomaly--</span><br />&quot;What?&quot; You interrupt Lyra in protest &quot;That name sounds stupid&quot; You harumph in resignation.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry, but that was the best name we could think and it&quot;s already registered. Like I was about to tell you before you interrupted me... &quot;you have to pretend to be a colt, my nephew under my care. Number three: You&quot;re legally a colt, that means attending school and not drinking alcohol or smoking. Is everything I said OK?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sounds a bit lousy but not hard. You can do all that as long you can make reality your dreams of awesome adventures and being with your waifus</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can I read the contract? I don&quot;t want to lose any detail&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra puts the contract in front of you and you read it. It doesn&quot;t say anything more than what she told you before. The only bad part is that you can&quot;t have sexual relations until you&quot;re 16-years old.</span><br />&quot;Right&quot; I sign here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but Mr. Inkwell is our notary, he has to do the rest&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How that can&quot;t be his job? He mispronounces every name</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fill the forms and then very quick he does his job, putting a expedient number and sealing at the bottom of the contract. After that he saves the papel at a drawer of the file cabinet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everything is ready, Lyra and you leave the office and walk through a long corridor with some doors, a water dispenser and led lights.</span><br />&quot;So, Lyra... I have a question regarding the contract&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is it?&quot;</span><br />&quot;A cuddle is considered &quot;sex&quot;?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gaves you a weird look &quot;No&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;And a kiss?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Neither&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Why that part of the contract though?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Because Discord gave us a full report with everything you posted in that thing&quot; fourthchan and we don&quot;t want any scandals with you and your &quot;kinks&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey I was joking, key? I wouldn&quot;t do any of that&quot; but I would make an exception for you babe&quot; and you wink at her.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks a bit upset</span><br />&quot;Sorry, sorry. But would you like me to be a human again and have my fingers dancing with grace through your mane while my other hand caresses your back?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She brushes her face but quickly turns it to the opposite side of you &quot;Pepe, I don&quot;t know what you think of me, but I&quot;m a proper mare and I don&quot;t have any of those weird fetishes&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whatever you say, but&quot; do you like tacos or churros?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You know&quot;&quot; you wiggle your eyebrows smiling with perversion<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pepe, stop it&quot;</span><br />&quot;With what? Whatever you do with Bonnie it&quot;s not my business.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tell me one thing, are you humans always so impolite or you are like those stallion colts who don&quot;t know how to talk with a mare and spend most time watching porn magazines?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Me? Of course not, I had sex all the time back in Earth&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I wasn&quot;t talking about sex, I was talking about relationships&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot;. Yes, I had the most beautiful girlfriend&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It doesn&quot;t look like it&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Whatever&quot; where are we going?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You need some medical check-up, we need to have a talk with Jade, he&quot;s from the science department&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She stops in front of a door and both of you enter a white room with anatomy diagrams, a silver exam table, a sink and a desktop. Behind the desktop there&quot;s a tall white stallion with a brown mane, white coat and a brown circle around his left eye, he has a white paper with a bent corner like cutie mark. He&quot;s reading some pages in a folder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Jade&quot; says Lyra</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, the stallion keep reading while muttering some incomprehensive gibbering</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Jade!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the stallion raise his head and look at Lyra and you &quot;What? When did you come?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Right now, Jade. Here&quot;s our new agent&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh? Oh, I see. Discord did a good work with the transformation, he looks alright&quot;</span><br />&quot;Indeed he did, thank you. I can see you&quot;re a nice stallion with good taste&quot; and you brush and bite your lower lip<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t know why, but you feel&quot; horny</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everything is so arousing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe because you dedicated all these years to consume pone porn and you are surrounded by real ponies with every little detail, including their private parts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What?&quot; screams Lyra &quot;Are you gonna act like this with everypony you see?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Are you jealous? Because you didn&quot;t look interested on me&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s not that, you can&quot;t do advances on everypony you see&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, I wasn&quot;t doing advances in anybody. I was trying to be polite with the doctor&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jade clears his throat to catch our attention</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Polite? I&quot;m not stu--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Guys! We don&quot;t have time to waste, I have to ask him some questions&quot;</span><br />&quot;Can I take this off?&quot; you point at your tuxedo &quot;I feel a little uneasy with this&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Go ahead&quot; says Lyra with a tired expression</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take the tuxedo off, reach the exam table and make a French pose</span><br />&quot;Contain your orgasms, people&quot; and you wink at Lyra and Jade<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra makes a facehoof and the doctor twitches an eye while forcing a smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, that was fucking cringe</span><br />&quot;Sorry&quot; what do you need to know, Jade?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;First of all I need some blood to check your health&quot; He takes a little syringe from a botiquin on his desktop and walks towards you.</span><br />&quot;It&quot;s not gonna hurt me, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you scarred, Pepe?&quot; Lyra asks you with a cocky look</span><br />&quot;Me? Not at all, but I want to be prepared. Mmmm Doctor&quot; can you give me a lollipop later?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dr. Jade cleans the syringe needle with alcohol, shaves a little part of your chest and applies some gel there. He walks to his desktop to take his syringe and after he comes to you, you close your eyes and start shivering.</span><br />&quot;When you say doctor, I&quot;m ready&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nervously open an eye and you can see a lollipop on the Jade&quot;s hoof &quot;That was it, and you were so brave that you deserve a treat&quot; he says with a sarcastic tone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take the lollipop from his hoof and you start to lick it &quot;Mmm&quot; chupelupe&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, how was the travel between worlds?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Pretty rad, it was like being a bullet flying through a crazy color tunnel!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see, interesting. Discord changed your body before that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, when I was using my computer&quot; He continues writing in his notepad what I told him<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And you chose to be a pegasus or he just did it?&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, he asked me what I wanted to be&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And why you went for the wings?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug while you still lick your lollipop &quot;I don&quot;t know, I felt like it was the best option&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Interesting&quot;&quot; He touches his chin and sighs. After a minute he takes a look at your saddle bag &quot;Is that yours?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, you want to take a look?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It would be useful&quot; You take the saddle bag to give it to Jade. He opens the bag and starts to view the content, especially the walkman and the brick game, he looks pretty interested. &quot;Bio, come here!&quot; he screams at a door behind the desk.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There&quot;s no answer &quot;Wait a minute please&quot; he walks up to the door and to open it, you can hear a sound of a electric cutter and coming from an obscure room with only a light over a white stallion with a brown tale and a gray circle with a black thick outline divided with a horizontal and a vertical line inside. He&quot;s concentrated cutting something in a table giving his back to the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Bio!&quot; and the mysterious stallion turns back he takes off a welding helmet with magic. He looks exactly like Jade, except for the horn on his head. &quot;Yes, Jade?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You might take a look at this&quot; and the unicorn comes to the same room as you, he takes a glance at your stuff. Using his horn start to levitate your electronic devices and he starts to disassemble them.</span><br />&quot;Hey! What are you doing?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m analyzing this technology, it looks pretty advanced... don&quot;t worry, I&quot;m gonna leave everything in his place after a minute. Could you tell me what are these machines?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Okay, the gray is a portable electronic game system. Pretty simple, but entertaining. And the red one is a walkman made by Sony in <span class="nu0">1998</span>, it has automatic reverse, bass boost and three-band graphic equalizer in addition to an AM and FM stereo digital tuner&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;FM?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Multiple parts of your devices spin in two yellow led rings at every side of him while three notepads on the floor write themselves with a pencil each one. At the same time a small wind comes out from Bio, he has his eyes with a yellow light and he adopts a yoga posse.</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot; who are you? I don&quot;t remember in the show a unicorn so powerful&quot; and regarding the FM, it is a radio band but I&quot;m sure you horses don&quot;t have radio yet&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m only a unicorn who studied magic and science with dedication. Ah, yes we have radio but I&quot;ve never heard of &quot;FM&quot;, I know AM for Amplitude modulation, we have two experimental stations operated for the PBC, a public corporation created a year ago. You want to take a listen?&quot; He stops the whole show he was doing a moment ago, stands up, rearms the walkman and the brick game and gives them back to you both.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn on the walkman in the radio position. You select the AM band and set the auto memorization on it, it founds two stations. You tune the first one and you hear a feminine voice talking about current affairs, the Crystallization and Flurry Heart to be exact. And the other station is playing some electronic pop song.</span><br />&quot;Weird, the first station is playing a recorded program&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Recorded? That&quot;s impossible, at this hour they broadcast live&quot; Bio answers to you</span><br />&quot;Sure? Because they&quot;re talking about the Crystallization and that was a year ago more or less&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That was yesterday&quot; Lyra gives you a strange look</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What?</span><br />&quot;That means&quot; I&quot;m in the start of the 6th season?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Season?&quot; ask Lyra</span><br />&quot;I mean, I went back in time!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, that sounds adequate to our plans&quot;&quot; says an almost familiar voice. You can&quot;t recall who is it, but is on the tip of your tongue</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn back your head and you can&quot;t believe who it is</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck</span></div></div>
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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re Pepe An&quot;nimo</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You live in a small apartment on the 15th floor in Rafael Calzada</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a hot summer night</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It so hot, not even your big fan can make the air bearable in your room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankfully you&quot;re alone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least you can be in underpants</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shitposting in /mlp/ is your only distraction</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For dinner, you&quot;re eating an entire family sized mozzarella pizza with faina and beer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let&quot;s see what&quot;s new on the board</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Speaking about shitpost&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Come on, this faggot must be new here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You mean, Role play?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anonymous 04/0X/1X(Sat)01:19:14 No.44444438</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;IMG_5477.jpg (Discord photo) Hi fellow bronies, Discord here. I&quot;m going to take anyone who replies to this thread and gets the 44444444 post to Equestria. Go on and try your luck&#160;;)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;0 replies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I&quot;m bored, let&quot;s try</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Discord, how&quot;re you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here goes nothing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Send</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmmm, I got the get</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was fun at least</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Weird, the monitor makes a weird buzz noise</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Buzzing grows louder</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The screen&quot;s glass start to crack slowly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;1 reply to your post</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anonymous 04/0X/1X(Sat)01:16:21 No.44444449</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt; &gt;.&gt;44444444</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty good, congratulations Pepe&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait what</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The PC goes off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking old piece of trash</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The fan stops for an instant and then starts to work again spinning backwards</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A small tornado comes out from the room center</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly an earthquake starts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the hell is going on!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run toward a table and duck under it</span><br />&quot;HEEELP&quot; you shout in terror<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you need a hand?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That voice...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The earthquake and the wind stops</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slowly, you come out from under the table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You readjust your vision</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finally lost it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So many years of hypnosis, tulpas, and waifuism led you to this</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Because there&quot;s no way in front of you is the spirit of Chaos itself</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, can you please stop with your &quot;intellectual&quot; internal monologue? Geez, humans are so rude sometimes. I give you a great and fantastic show and how do you thank me? They just stay there without saying a word. I mean, what happened? A cat got your tongue&quot; He looks at his lion paw. &quot;Oh sorry, is this yours?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait a second, where&quot;s your tongue... Of course &quot;in his paw, where else? &quot;Oh sorry, here you have it&quot; and he puts your tongue again into your mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start to spit out all the fur your tongue got in the draconequus paw</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK, before anything else, congratulations Pepe for being the winner of my contest. So, what would you like to be in the wonderful and amazing nation of Equestria?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t say anything, you keep looking at him in disbelief</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see I see, you don&quot;t want to--&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wait!&quot; you shout at him<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A cocky smile grows in his face</span><br />&quot;Ok, yes! I want to go&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, what species do you want to be?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I guess an alicorn is too much hehehe&quot; you joke<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right, it requires too much magic to do it&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a tough decision&quot; for all I know about dragons, they are pretty douches like the griffons. And being a cute pony would be cool. But...what kind? Earth Pony? Nah, lame. Unicorn? That could be kinda cool, but the only ones which can make interesting things are the powerful and trained like Twilight or Starlight. A pegasus... Well, almost everyone in the show can fly and that&quot;s an advantage.</span><br />&quot;Can I be a Pegasus?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but you have to start like a young one however, you can choose if you want to be a filly or a colt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let&quot;s see, would be interesting to be a filly, but&quot; in most of the stories about Anonfilly she doesn&quot;t have a happy ending. Without to mention how much you love your dong.</span><br />&quot;A colt&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, I&quot;ll make some magic&quot; and he snaps his talon</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A poof later, you feel your body different, you have a large barrier, a grip, a trigger&quot; wait a second&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That bastard!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He just transformed you in a damn gun!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In your range, you shoot all over the place</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord starts to laughs his ass off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But you told me you wanted to be a colt&quot;&quot; He gasps &quot;Ah, do you mean a pegasus colt? Sorry&quot; and he giggles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He snaps his talon and in a second your body starts to change</span><br />&quot;Bang bang bang bang&quot; wait am I still a gun?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You want to be one?&quot; He says while he rubs his talon with a nail file</span><br />&quot;No, no. Now this it&quot;s okay&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You go to your bathroom to look at yourself in the mirror</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look so cool</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your coat is light blue and you have a green mane with three shades</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow, horse cock looks weird</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you already have had enough fun with your body, we shall go to Equestria my young and&quot; he pinches your cheeks &quot;adowable cowt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take out his paw with your hoof &quot;Ok, ok. But can I take some luggage?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Alright but quick, we don&quot;t have much time&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you find your old handbag that you used years ago in the graduation trip to Bariloche. You put your old walkman, a 99999 in 1 brick game, some cassette tapes and a baseball bat, just in case.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a look at a portrait of your parents &quot;Sorry I have to leave you, but a candy vag is a candy vag. OK, I&quot;m ready&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Prepare yourself then&quot; and he snaps his talon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*poof*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really wondered, was your life bad enough to be considering this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Abandoning your safe life to make a deal with such a bizarre and strange creature just to accomplish a dream?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your life was&quot; average</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had an assured job in the future, a good family and some friends</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you feel that you could reach more than that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Adventure</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Magic beyond of the human imagination</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Waifus!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The first day of your new life hasn&quot;t started yet but for your amazement you slowly open your eyes to see the planet Earth at the distance with stars behind it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That&quot;s right, you&quot;re in the outer space</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Obviously, your first reaction is to cover your snout with your front hooves</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh relax Pepe, you can breath&quot; says a calmed Discord</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Trusting in Discord, you take off your hooves and you turn to see him &quot;Discord, what are we doing here?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He flies up to you and he holds your head to his cheek &quot;You know, I thought you will like to see your home for the last time before leaving&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You find this pretty weird coming from Discord but you can&quot;t help it but drop a tear when you remember all the memories of your life in that big blue ball</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You admire your teardrop floating calmly to your planet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But immediately you reaffirm your enthusiasm thinking about satiating your lust for excitement. Great adventures and new friends awaits you in a fantasy land</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord materializes square glasses on his face and a pair of papers on his paw &quot;Now my little friend, we have to talk about the conditions to be in Equestria&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cock an eyebrow at him &quot;Conditions, what do you mean?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You really, really want to be in Equestria?</span><br />&quot;Of course, It&quot;s the greatest dream in my life&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I hope you&quot;re willing to work then&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay, maybe making a deal with a interdimensional overpowered being who can toy with the fabric of time and space wasn&quot;t your best idea</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck it, whatever he wants to do with you, he can&quot;t break your spirit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gonna take the bull by the horns</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He might be powerful but you&quot;re obstinate and stubborn</span><br />&quot;And what&quot;s that job, if I may ask&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He starts to look at the sides and sighs. He takes his glasses off and drops the papers making them float away in the void of space &quot;Mmm&quot; Nothing hard, but it&quot;s gonna be fun&quot; He giggles nervously. You start suspecting what his intentions are. But, you don&quot;t really mind that. This is an opportunity too good to waste</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug and say &quot;I guess a little work It doesn't hurt anyone&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s the spirit!&quot; he snaps his talon and a hole in the middle of nothing filled with a swirl of colors appears, and while you&quot;re looking at it he pushes you inside</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Moving like a torpedo you fly through a flashing colors worm tunnel, wind goes through your coat and you scream while Discord laughs maniacally.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The psychedelic tunnel ends and you fall on a swivel chair in front of a metal desktop with two paper trays, behind it there&quot;s a big chair. You&quot;re in an old office without any windows, a wooden floor and beige walls. In a corner there&quot;s a file cabinet. The only decoration is an old Celestia and Luna painting in the back wall.</span><br />&quot;Discord, what&quot;s happening? Where we are?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shhh&quot; calm down little colt, try to keep your cool. By the way, this is a formal occasion, so&quot;&quot; and he makes your chair spin and when he stops it, you have a tuxedo with a red bow at your neck &quot;You need to have a better aspect&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear a door knob behind you slowly opening. You notice how at the door window it&quot;s written &quot;secruoser ynoP&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An old gray pony with a mane with not much hair enters the office and walks slowly while almost shivering, he has a cane and glasses.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When he reaches his chair he focuses his sight in the draconequus and you. He presses a button on a vintage desktop intercom device &quot;They&quot;re here&quot; and after a minute a voice with a little of static noise answers &quot;Well, time to interview the applicant. I&quot;ll send him Lyra&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra? What&quot;s happening?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hummm, can I leave? I have things to do&quot; asks Discord to the old Pony</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but have you told him about the program?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmmm, of course Mr. Inkwell, do you really think I would take somepony from another dimension and recruit him like a secret agent without giving him any details?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What? Secret Agent?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Isn't that true, Pepe?&quot; and he gives you a stern expression</span><br />&quot;Mmm&quot; yes! Of course, he&quot;s telling the truth!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Silly me! I can&quot;t believe I almost forgot to give you this&quot; Discord snaps his talon and materializes a saddle bag with the same color as the bag where you saved your stuff &quot;Here you go Pepe&quot;&quot; you grab the saddle bag and you can see your equipage inside it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah Ok, I see. You can leave now Mr. Dearcorn&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you Mr. Inkwel, Arrivederci!&quot; and the chaos spirit leaves the place with a smoke bomb.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear the door behind you opening and you see a familiar mint unicorn.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Lyra, how are you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty well Mr. Inkwell, is he Pepe?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, he is. Dearcorn left him here an while ago but he has to leave for personal issues. Hey Puppy, you must be tired after such commute, would you like a drink?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot; a coffee would be fine&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He presses the button in his intercom &quot;Hello, could you please bring a cup of coffee to my office?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m sending Ristretto to your office&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you&quot;</span><br />&quot;Then&quot; What am I supposed to do here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You were selected for the application to the junior assistant, just like Discord told you before. You now have to fill the forms to begin&quot; answers Lyra</span><br />&quot;Why me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He didn&quot;t told you? Geez, I guess he spent most of his time on Earth playing jokes on you to avoid the matter. Discord has made a report about you and how you would give your life to live in Equestria. He wanted to you to pay his debt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It doesn't seems a bad deal for being part of a Discord scheme, it could be something worse like help him to slave Equestria or make some stupid prank.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, why Discord cares so much about his reputation or helping Equestria?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Also, what&quot;s up with him and those &quot;personal business&quot;?, he has a personal live to begin with? In the show he fucks around the M6 most part of time</span><br />&quot;Debt? You mean the Tirek fiasco?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right. He told us how he wanted to clean his reputation and how you were the perfect po- person to the job&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don&quot;t get it, why didn&quot;t he simply works for you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before she answers a mare with yellow coat and a ponytail-styled brown mane with a chubby body and a smiling starfish as cutie-mark enters to the office with a tray with a coffee cup and sugar cubes &quot;Here you have Mr. Inkwell&quot; she looks a little nervous. She places it at the Mr. Inkwell front</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s for the colt, thank you&quot; and Ristretto gasps &quot;Sorry, sorry Mr. Inkwell&quot; The old stallion doesn&quot;t look amused &quot;No problem&quot;&quot; He smiles at her and the mare places the tray at your front &quot;Here you have&quot; Hey who&quot;s a cute little colt?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Me?&quot; you answer with doubt<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right! you. So... who&quot;s the father?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra clear her throat &quot;He&quot;s nopony son, he&quot;s our new agent&quot; she remarks with a serious tone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ristretto looks amazed &quot;Oh&quot; I see&quot;&quot; and then, she retakes her cheerful expression &quot;Who&quot;s a cute future agent?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Me of course!&quot; you say with a cocky expression, pointing at yourself<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She giggles, but Lyra is getting tired of the whole scene and she wants to resume with her duties. &quot;If you two have finished playing, we have a busy day ahead&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry Miss Lyra, I&quot;ll leave you alone so you can continue with your job&quot; and she leaves the office whistling some song</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How I was about to tell you, that&quot;s a good question, Discord works with us to a certain degree, but not like a complete agent. He can&quot;t do the job due to his&quot; non-conventional ways to work. We needed some unknown pony, a perfect nobody&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Huh, that makes some kind of sense</span><br />&quot;Well, where do I sign?&quot; and you take a sip of your coffee<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Listen to me, before you accept the contract, I have to tell you the main agreement points. Number one: For a period of 10 years your life is gonna be property of SMILE, you have only one day a week dedicated to you. Number two: your name is gonna be Anomaly--</span><br />&quot;What?&quot; You interrupt Lyra in protest &quot;That name sounds stupid&quot; You harumph in resignation.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry, but that was the best name we could think and it&quot;s already registered. Like I was about to tell you before you interrupted me... &quot;you have to pretend to be a colt, my nephew under my care. Number three: You&quot;re legally a colt, that means attending school and not drinking alcohol or smoking. Is everything I said OK?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sounds a bit lousy but not hard. You can do all that as long you can make reality your dreams of awesome adventures and being with your waifus</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can I read the contract? I don&quot;t want to lose any detail&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra puts the contract in front of you and you read it. It doesn&quot;t say anything more than what she told you before. The only bad part is that you can&quot;t have sexual relations until you&quot;re 16-years old.</span><br />&quot;Right&quot; I sign here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but Mr. Inkwell is our notary, he has to do the rest&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How that can&quot;t be his job? He mispronounces every name</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fill the forms and then very quick he does his job, putting a expedient number and sealing at the bottom of the contract. After that he saves the papel at a drawer of the file cabinet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everything is ready, Lyra and you leave the office and walk through a long corridor with some doors, a water dispenser and led lights.</span><br />&quot;So, Lyra... I have a question regarding the contract&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is it?&quot;</span><br />&quot;A cuddle is considered &quot;sex&quot;?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gaves you a weird look &quot;No&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;And a kiss?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Neither&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Why that part of the contract though?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Because Discord gave us a full report with everything you posted in that thing&quot; fourthchan and we don&quot;t want any scandals with you and your &quot;kinks&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey I was joking, key? I wouldn&quot;t do any of that&quot; but I would make an exception for you babe&quot; and you wink at her.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks a bit upset</span><br />&quot;Sorry, sorry. But would you like me to be a human again and have my fingers dancing with grace through your mane while my other hand caresses your back?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She brushes her face but quickly turns it to the opposite side of you &quot;Pepe, I don&quot;t know what you think of me, but I&quot;m a proper mare and I don&quot;t have any of those weird fetishes&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whatever you say, but&quot; do you like tacos or churros?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You know&quot;&quot; you wiggle your eyebrows smiling with perversion<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pepe, stop it&quot;</span><br />&quot;With what? Whatever you do with Bonnie it&quot;s not my business.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tell me one thing, are you humans always so impolite or you are like those stallion colts who don&quot;t know how to talk with a mare and spend most time watching porn magazines?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Me? Of course not, I had sex all the time back in Earth&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I wasn&quot;t talking about sex, I was talking about relationships&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot;. Yes, I had the most beautiful girlfriend&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It doesn&quot;t look like it&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Whatever&quot; where are we going?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You need some medical check-up, we need to have a talk with Jade, he&quot;s from the science department&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She stops in front of a door and both of you enter a white room with anatomy diagrams, a silver exam table, a sink and a desktop. Behind the desktop there&quot;s a tall white stallion with a brown mane, white coat and a brown circle around his left eye, he has a white paper with a bent corner like cutie mark. He&quot;s reading some pages in a folder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Jade&quot; says Lyra</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, the stallion keep reading while muttering some incomprehensive gibbering</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Jade!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the stallion raise his head and look at Lyra and you &quot;What? When did you come?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Right now, Jade. Here&quot;s our new agent&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh? Oh, I see. Discord did a good work with the transformation, he looks alright&quot;</span><br />&quot;Indeed he did, thank you. I can see you&quot;re a nice stallion with good taste&quot; and you brush and bite your lower lip<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t know why, but you feel&quot; horny</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everything is so arousing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe because you dedicated all these years to consume pone porn and you are surrounded by real ponies with every little detail, including their private parts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What?&quot; screams Lyra &quot;Are you gonna act like this with everypony you see?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Are you jealous? Because you didn&quot;t look interested on me&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s not that, you can&quot;t do advances on everypony you see&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, I wasn&quot;t doing advances in anybody. I was trying to be polite with the doctor&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jade clears his throat to catch our attention</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Polite? I&quot;m not stu--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Guys! We don&quot;t have time to waste, I have to ask him some questions&quot;</span><br />&quot;Can I take this off?&quot; you point at your tuxedo &quot;I feel a little uneasy with this&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Go ahead&quot; says Lyra with a tired expression</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take the tuxedo off, reach the exam table and make a French pose</span><br />&quot;Contain your orgasms, people&quot; and you wink at Lyra and Jade<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra makes a facehoof and the doctor twitches an eye while forcing a smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, that was fucking cringe</span><br />&quot;Sorry&quot; what do you need to know, Jade?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;First of all I need some blood to check your health&quot; He takes a little syringe from a botiquin on his desktop and walks towards you.</span><br />&quot;It&quot;s not gonna hurt me, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you scarred, Pepe?&quot; Lyra asks you with a cocky look</span><br />&quot;Me? Not at all, but I want to be prepared. Mmmm Doctor&quot; can you give me a lollipop later?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dr. Jade cleans the syringe needle with alcohol, shaves a little part of your chest and applies some gel there. He walks to his desktop to take his syringe and after he comes to you, you close your eyes and start shivering.</span><br />&quot;When you say doctor, I&quot;m ready&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nervously open an eye and you can see a lollipop on the Jade&quot;s hoof &quot;That was it, and you were so brave that you deserve a treat&quot; he says with a sarcastic tone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take the lollipop from his hoof and you start to lick it &quot;Mmm&quot; chupelupe&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, how was the travel between worlds?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Pretty rad, it was like being a bullet flying through a crazy color tunnel!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see, interesting. Discord changed your body before that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, when I was using my computer&quot; He continues writing in his notepad what I told him<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And you chose to be a pegasus or he just did it?&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, he asked me what I wanted to be&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And why you went for the wings?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug while you still lick your lollipop &quot;I don&quot;t know, I felt like it was the best option&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Interesting&quot;&quot; He touches his chin and sighs. After a minute he takes a look at your saddle bag &quot;Is that yours?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, you want to take a look?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It would be useful&quot; You take the saddle bag to give it to Jade. He opens the bag and starts to view the content, especially the walkman and the brick game, he looks pretty interested. &quot;Bio, come here!&quot; he screams at a door behind the desk.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There&quot;s no answer &quot;Wait a minute please&quot; he walks up to the door and to open it, you can hear a sound of a electric cutter and coming from an obscure room with only a light over a white stallion with a brown tale and a gray circle with a black thick outline divided with a horizontal and a vertical line inside. He&quot;s concentrated cutting something in a table giving his back to the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Bio!&quot; and the mysterious stallion turns back he takes off a welding helmet with magic. He looks exactly like Jade, except for the horn on his head. &quot;Yes, Jade?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You might take a look at this&quot; and the unicorn comes to the same room as you, he takes a glance at your stuff. Using his horn start to levitate your electronic devices and he starts to disassemble them.</span><br />&quot;Hey! What are you doing?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m analyzing this technology, it looks pretty advanced... don&quot;t worry, I&quot;m gonna leave everything in his place after a minute. Could you tell me what are these machines?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Okay, the gray is a portable electronic game system. Pretty simple, but entertaining. And the red one is a walkman made by Sony in <span class="nu0">1998</span>, it has automatic reverse, bass boost and three-band graphic equalizer in addition to an AM and FM stereo digital tuner&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;FM?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Multiple parts of your devices spin in two yellow led rings at every side of him while three notepads on the floor write themselves with a pencil each one. At the same time a small wind comes out from Bio, he has his eyes with a yellow light and he adopts a yoga posse.</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot; who are you? I don&quot;t remember in the show a unicorn so powerful&quot; and regarding the FM, it is a radio band but I&quot;m sure you horses don&quot;t have radio yet&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m only a unicorn who studied magic and science with dedication. Ah, yes we have radio but I&quot;ve never heard of &quot;FM&quot;, I know AM for Amplitude modulation, we have two experimental stations operated for the PBC, a public corporation created a year ago. You want to take a listen?&quot; He stops the whole show he was doing a moment ago, stands up, rearms the walkman and the brick game and gives them back to you both.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn on the walkman in the radio position. You select the AM band and set the auto memorization on it, it founds two stations. You tune the first one and you hear a feminine voice talking about current affairs, the Crystallization and Flurry Heart to be exact. And the other station is playing some electronic pop song.</span><br />&quot;Weird, the first station is playing a recorded program&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Recorded? That&quot;s impossible, at this hour they broadcast live&quot; Bio answers to you</span><br />&quot;Sure? Because they&quot;re talking about the Crystallization and that was a year ago more or less&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That was yesterday&quot; Lyra gives you a strange look</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What?</span><br />&quot;That means&quot; I&quot;m in the start of the 6th season?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Season?&quot; ask Lyra</span><br />&quot;I mean, I went back in time!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, that sounds adequate to our plans&quot;&quot; says an almost familiar voice. You can&quot;t recall who is it, but is on the tip of your tongue</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn back your head and you can&quot;t believe who it is</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see that fucker in front of you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t even want to pronounce her name</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Looks like Discord fulfilled our agreement, that&quot;s good&quot; says the bacon unicorn mare</span><br />&quot;What&quot;s happening? Is this a joke?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What are you talking about?&quot; Lyra inquires with a confused expression</span><br />&quot;I refuse to share a room, no&quot; a reality with HER&quot; and you point at your new boss<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why? I don&quot;t get you&quot; Lyra asks you with confusion</span><br />&quot;Look, I know her and she really messed up everything with those stupid movies and such&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Movies? What are talking about, we don&quot;t have time to waste&quot; says Sunset</span><br />&quot;Continue with what? Your plans of throwing me in a dimension where I&quot;m going to be a stupid technicolor student for my entire life? Over my dead body!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, no. I don&quot;t know what are you referring&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ha! Keep dreaming, you can&quot;t fool me!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fool you? It was my idea to bring you here to begin with&quot; She protests</span><br />&quot;Mmm&quot; Can I have a glass of water, please?&quot; You ask Lyra with a calmed voice<br />&quot;Go ahead Pepe&quot;.&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You leave the hospital room, for a glass of water and return to it, drinking a sip just to spit it an instant later, splashing Lyra. &quot;What! You!?&quot; you point at Sunset.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey!&quot; screams a wet Lyra</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes&quot; I was doing some research and I reached to the conclusion that It would be a good idea to use the powers of Discord to bring someone who knows everything about our world with so much dedication&quot; ahemm&quot; she stops her speech and looks with a bit of disgust at you.</span><br />&quot;What?&quot; you ask with confusion<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh for the love of&quot; what&quot;s wrong with you&quot; protests Lyra at you and you don&quot;t know what&quot;s happening.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel a weird sensation and look in your back to see your wings fully raised. Oh God, it&quot;s this a wingboner? It&quot;s so embarrassing&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I think I can answer that&quot; says Jade with determination &quot;You&quot;ll see, I was doing a research about the transformation spell made for Discord and I found out some interesting stuff. It turns out that Discord made some&quot; miscalculations. Therefore you developed &quot;an excess of hormones. Imagine like being an adolescent again, but raised to 100&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, that bastard&quot; I knew he was going to screw it somehow&quot; Sunset Shimmer complains in frustration.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, he didn&quot;t do it on purpose. The nature of his magic allows him to do whatever he wants, but in the medium term is quite unpredictable&quot; the pony doctor explains to Sunset</span><br />&quot;That explains my feelings for&quot; well, everyone in the room&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don&quot;t worry Pepe. You can balance it with some exercise and.. Goat milk pills&quot;</span><br />&quot;Goat milk pills?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, that should work. But now, you need to do some medical tests. Let&quot;s go to the gym first&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wait&quot; like a training?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I wouldn&quot;t call it that, it&quot;s more like a&quot;&quot;</span><br /><br />&quot;It doesn&quot;t matter I need music to have the climax to do it&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If it helps you, i don&quot;t see any problem&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You search in your saddle bag a cassette with a particular song</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here it's</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A transparent TDK D90 with some theme songs recorded from the radio</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You play it to search that song</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bingo!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The walkman plays Eye of Tiger</span><br />&quot;Let's start with the training!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's not a training, it's more like a test of your stamina and strength...&quot; Jade corrects you while he's looking some papers on a clipboard.</span><br />&quot;Whatever, I need to burn this fat&quot; and you start to draw a circle with a forehoof at your belly<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, but Pepe you're so cute like that!&quot; Says Lyra with a cocky expression. You can't decide whether she's being ironic or trying to complement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You brush &quot;I-I-I know I'm cute, but I want to keep my figure, you know...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Good to hear that you care about it&quot; answers the unicorn</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You and Lyra follow Jade through the corridor to a door that has &quot;GYM&quot; written in big bold red letters</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All of you enter to the room. It's enormous and has all kind of gymnasium stuff, like a treadmill, a punching bag and more so.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jade walks with his clipboard up to the treadmill &quot;To begin, we need to measure your trotting. Come here and start to walk&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk there and put yourself on the machine &quot;OK Jade, give him all the power! I want to test these legs!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We're going gradually, you shouldn't force yourself until we're sure of your capacity&quot; and he turns on the treadmill. It starts to move slowly. Very slowly.</span><br />&quot;Lame... I'm a fucking horse, I can do it better than this&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;'Fucking'? I don't know what that means, but like I&quot;ve told you, try to not to push yourself for a while. Your body is kind of unstable at the moment. You need to readjust your brain patterns to use it at his full capacity.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't understand very well what he&quot;s trying to tell you, but you want to feel some adrenaline.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you wait until Jade it's distracted at his notepad. You see the buttons on the run machine and start to pulse them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra sees you and worriedly asks &quot;Pepe, what are you doing?&quot; You ignore her and the machine grows his speed. &quot;Oh nothing, just seeing something. She turns her head the medical horse &quot;Jade... Are you sure he can operate that&quot;. He didn't notice the Lyra question because he's concentrated with their notes. After a minute he starts note a noise coming from the treadmill machine. He turns his head to you see you operating the machine.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pepe! Leave that, you don't know how to use it properly&quot; screams Jade</span><br />&quot;Ha! It doesn't seems so, I'm doing a pretty good job&quot; The machine keeps speeding up &quot;Yeah! That's how I like it! Time to shake that butter off this bun&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pepe stop!&quot; Scream Lyra at you</span><br />&quot;Jamaaaaaas&quot; and you keep running<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jade approaches the machine console and presses some keys, making the treadmill stop abruptly and ejecting you from it. You fly straight to a wall and you cover your face with your hooves. But you don&quot;t hit to the wall, instead you have a pissed minty unicorn in front of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Could you please control yourself? We can&quot;t do anything if you keep that attitude, this is a serious agency, not a amusement park!&quot; Lyra barks at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was right, you need to have some self control.</span><br />&quot;Sorry, It&quot;s not going to happen again. I don&quot;t know what happened to me&quot; you notice how sweated you&quot;re and you fall on your belly.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now we don&quot;t have choice but wait until tomorrow to continue with the admission program&quot; Jade complains before letting out a sigh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Way to go with your new life, idiot</span><br />&quot;Sorry! I let it go myself, I was so enthusiastic about this that I acted like a... a&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It doesn&quot;t matter Pepe, but please try control yourself the next time&quot; Lyra tries to calm you</span><br /><br />&quot;Yes! I swear the next time I&quot;m gonna act like an adult&quot; in a kid body? You understand what I mean, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but now let&quot;s go home. I&quot;m a bit tired and you need to take a rest&quot; Lyra tells you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Before leaving, take this&quot; and Jade gives you the pills &quot;This gonna help you with the hormones issue, you need to take one pill every 12 hours with a glass of water&quot;</span><br />&quot;Thank you doc., by the way, where&quot;s Bio?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He&quot;s busy right now&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ah OK, could you give him this&quot; and you pass him a cassette with a mix of cumbia villera.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This is one of your music boxes?&quot;</span><br />&quot;It&quot;s called cassette, and yes. I&quot;m sure he&quot;s gonna appreciate to investigate it and such&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He&quot;s gonna like to do it. Well, good bye and have a good day&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk through the hallway along Lyra</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She notices how you&quot;re pissed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Calm down, everything's gonna be OK.&quot; she says while he&quot;s pats your head</span><br />&quot;I hope so, I don&quot;t wanna lose this opportunity due to my stupid antics&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don&quot;t worry&quot;&quot;</span><br /><br />&quot;You don&quot;t understand, remember when I told you about my girlfriend?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, Pepe, you don&quot;t need to keep that, I know you only tried to fool me&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, it was partially right&quot; You&quot;ll see, I /had/ a girlfriend two years ago, but let&quot;s say that I&quot;ve throw the house out the window&quot; literally. Mixing beer, fernet and LSD is not a good idea&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But, what you mean with throwing the house out the window?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I began to take every object in the house to throw them through the window, she immediately called the cops and&quot; the things didn&quot;t go well since then&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I see&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Don&quot;t worry, I went to the therapist since then!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hehe&quot; OK&quot; she laughs awkwardly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of you reach the end of the hallway and there&quot;s a door elevator next to a receiver desktop with a gryphon wearing a police uniform and sunglasses</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We need to leave&quot; Lyra says</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK, I have to verify your identities, please wait&quot; the Gryphon says and then he takes out from a desktop drawer a box with a dark green screen, he extends from inside it a metal stick with a wire connected to the box. He pass the stick above Lyra and me and the box makes two bell sounds. &quot;Okay, come in&quot; and the elevator door opens with a loud beeping sound.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of you are inside it, it closes and starts to play some repetitive music as it moves very slow.</span><br />&quot;So, how deep we are?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmm&quot; like 30 feets?&quot; she answers you&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Geez, at this speed we-- AAAAAAAAAHHH!!&quot; Suddenly the elevator increases its speed in a ridiculous way, you end up sticked to the roof. After two minutes stops and the door opens, both of you get out from there and you see a mailbox over the elevator, and after a second the mailbox goes down hiding the elevator under earth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look at the sides &quot;Ufff, we&quot;re lucky nobody saw that&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s not luck, it&quot;s programmed to open when nobody is around&quot; Lyra clarifies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In front of you there are some medieval-styled houses, trees and a dirt road; surrounded by a blue clear sky with some spiral-shaped clouds and an enormous sun. This place cannot be other than Ponyville. It looks amazing in real life instead of just a 2D flash animation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stretch your legs &quot;Here we are! I like the place, looks comfy but something is bothering me&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is Pe-Anomally?&quot; She asks you</span><br />&quot;Can you call me just Anom, please? Sounds better&quot;&quot; you protest with some resignation. You really don&quot;t like too much that name<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay&quot; Anom, so what&quot;s bothering you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You point at a street corner &quot;Do you see that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes&quot;&quot; she&quot;s narrowing her eyes to try to see a possible menace</span><br />&quot;You horses don&quot;t understand nothing about urban planning&quot; you sigh and pinch <span class="br0">&#40;</span>somehow<span class="br0">&#41;</span> your eyebrows &quot;it&quot;s dangerous to have that kind of street corners! You need to have a chamfer in the corner&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A chamfer? I don&quot;t understand you&quot; she says with some confusion</span><br />&quot;Let me explain. When you make a construction in a corner, you need to do three walls instead of two. If you do only two, the people who walks from the differents side could hit with each other because they can&quot;t see the other person coming from the transversal side&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s impossible, we the ponies are very careful&quot; Lyra remarks with determination</span><br />&quot;I hope so, but for now, we need to go to the flower shop&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Flower shop, why?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I don&quot;t know, maybe to buy a hat&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Haha very funny, but seriously, why we need to go the flower shop?&quot;</span><br />&quot;We are gonna go to your house, where you live with Bonbon, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, I can&quot;t just come in with empty hands. I want to make a good first impression&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wait a second&quot; are you gonna try to hit on her?&quot; She complains bothered</span><br />&quot;Not at all, she&quot;s yours and I respect that. Just to keep my promise, give me one of those pills, would you?&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure, here you have&quot; and she gives you a pill from her handbag. You eat it with some bottled water</span><br />&quot;I hope it has a quick effect, it&quot;s hurting me&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What&quot;s hurting you?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You don&quot;t want to know it, believe me&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She rubs her chin and after a minute realizes what you meant to say and makes a little ugh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra leads you to the flower shop</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open the door and you can hear wind chimes to announce your arrival</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the shop, there&quot;s a lot of plant pots in tables and two of the flower trio mares</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Daisy is behind the reception desk &quot;Good evening, welcome to The three Daffodils, how can I help you?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes miss, I want a bunch of petunias and daisies&quot; You change your voice tune to one more childish now<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK, give me a minute to arrange your order&quot; and she goes to the back of the store</span><br />&quot;I didn&quot;t think you know about plants&quot; Lyra comments with a surprised face<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, it&quot;s because when I was a child I travelled with my family around the country selling plants in hippie festivals&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The magenta mare comes back with the bunch of flowers</span><br /><br />&quot;Can I smell them?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure!&quot; and you sniff them a little.</span><br />&quot;Smell pretty nice, how much is?&quot;<br />&quot;<span class="nu0">15</span> bits&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Auntie, can you pay pleeeaaaaseeee&quot; again, you use a more childish tone to speak in addition to puppy eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at you with a confused expression &quot;Sure, here you have&quot; and you took the bits to give them to Daisy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, thank you kid, have a nice day!&quot; and you leave the shop trotting with a dork expression with Lyra behind you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Again in the street, Lyra asks you &quot;What was that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You&quot;ll see, the Bonbon coat and mane colors mix perfect with these flowers, without to mention how we are in spring season and it&quot;s a good gift.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not that, I talking about your attitude there&quot;</span><br />&quot;That? I&quot;m supposed to be your cousin, so--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly something gives you chills and you see for a second a quick shadow on the floor</span><br />&quot;WHO ARE YOU!?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Get out from wherever you are&quot; you scream while you quickly move your head to every side&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom! Calm down, it just Pinkie Pie&quot;</span><br /><br />&quot;It&quot;s not Pinkie Pie, is some kind of&quot;&quot; and you lift your face to see a pink puffy mane. You jump from your place &quot;GYAH!&quot; and you fall on the Pinkie Pie forelegs while she&quot;s sitting on her haunches. You try to understand how she could take you if she was ago a second in the same place where you jump from, but then your remember how Pinkie Pie doesn&quot;t give a fuck the laws of time and space or logic.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh sorry Nommy for scared you&quot; Ponka says in concernation</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clear your throat to change your voice again &quot;Aunty&quot; what&quot;s happening?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom what&quot; are you talking about, she&quot;s Pinkie Pie, she&quot;s the famous party planner, remember?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ohhh, yes, you smell like a cake&quot; and you giggle and then you boop her and she starts to laugh<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, you&quot;re new in town, little colt?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, auntie Lyra adopted me because&quot;&quot; and you start to rub your eyes, forcing a little cry &quot;...my parents di-di-divorced and they couldn&quot;t be with me&quot; but every is okay because my auntie loves me!&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Awww, she loves you so much...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod and then &quot;Yes, but I have to tell you a secret&quot; and you gesture you hoof to her get close her ear to your mouth &quot;We are spies! We fight aliens and monsters&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra screams your name and you tell her &quot;Shhh&quot; she&quot;s a hero like us, we can trust her!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Seriously?&quot; she asks with astonishment</span><br />&quot;Yes&quot; and you move your hoof like it was a gun making noises of a laser gun &quot;But it&quot;s a secret&quot; and you wink at her &quot;Don&quot;t tell it to anypony, okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pinkie promise!&quot; and she makes her characteristic vow to close the deal</span><br />&quot;Can I&quot;&quot; and you brush &quot;hug you&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK little Nommy!&quot; and you cuddle her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She carefully puts you on the floor and then she gives you three lollipops</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She hops away humming some song</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom, that wasn&quot;t a good a idea, what if she finds out... &quot; Lyra moves her eyes to the sides &quot;that we are spies&quot;</span><br />&quot;Purrr-es, I look just like a neglected kid who use his imagination to cope with their familiar problems&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She touches her chin and sighs &quot;I guess you&quot;re right&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, and talking about how intelligent I am&quot; you take a hair toof from the floor &quot;look at this&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s&quot; hair?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Exactly, hair and it&quot;s in the same place where I saw the shadow&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on, Anom, you still think that somepony is following us? That could be the hair of anypony who just walked over here&quot;</span><br />&quot;It looks too clean to have been so many time on the floor, it even has&quot; you sniff it &quot;shampoo scent, namely Jojoba&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ok, maybe you&quot;re right&quot; but we should go home before it gets dark and Bonbon doesn&quot;t know we&quot;re coming early&quot;</span><br />&quot;Right, these flowers can&quot;t be without water much longer&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra and you walk up to your new home</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She knocks on the door and you wait to see one of the most fabulous mares in all of Equestria</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every second feels like a minute</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The door opens</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There she is</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You act like a gentleman in front of her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, not much</span><br />&quot;Ee&quot; eeh&quot; ehh&quot;&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are releasing cold sweat while you tremble like jelly in a earthquake while you try to give to Bonbon the bunch of flowers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom, are you OK?&quot; Lyra asks you</span><br />&quot;Yes&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shake your head a couple of times to recover your cool</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Miss Bonbon, how are you? I brought you these flowers, it was Lyra&quot;s idea&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She giggles and pat your head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Lyra? I don&quot;t think so, the last time she tried to give me flowers she ate them before they arrived&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I was nervous that time&quot;&quot; she tries to correct her in embarrassment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But you did the same three times&quot; and Bonbon laughs at the antics of her very special friend &quot;Let&quot;s go in. I was about to make some hot chocolate and remove the pumpkin pie from the oven&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You along the mare couple up to the kitchen. It has a medieval-styled kitchen furniture with a oven, the wall has many pictures of Lyra and Bonbon making things together like climbing a mountain or being in a rollercoaster.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How your day?&quot; Lyra asks to Bonbon</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sighs &quot;I had to help Berry Punch, she didn&quot;t go to work again&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Again with the same problems?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon nods with a serious face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I have to admit, you really care about her&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know me, I never let down a friend&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And that&quot;s one of the much reasons I always respected you&quot; Lyra adds before patting Bonbon head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An egg-shaped timer beeps</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, it&quot;s ready!&quot; and Bonbon open the oven to remove the dessert using gloves hoof-shaped and puts it on the table.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The great scent from the pie reaches your nose in concordance with a growling stomach noise</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your mouth waters so much that you could flood the entire Sahara Desert</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Looks like somepony it&quot;s a little hungry&quot; Lyra scoffs at you</span><br />&quot;Maybe&quot; but you have to admit that smells great&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, Bonbon makes the greatests pie I ever eated on my life&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon laugh a bit &quot;Come on Lyra, It's not as if I was Pinkie Pie&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But you have an additional ingredient that nopony has, true friendship&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon brushes and then embraces with her friend</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on Lyra, let&quot;s eat&quot; says Bonbon with her face red as a tomato and the serving the cake and the cups of hot chocolates glasses on the table.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take your cup &quot;Girls, we should make a toast to celebrate the birth of a new team&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of her nod in affirmation and then they and you raise your cups to make the toast. The mares and you shout &quot;For the birth of a new team!&quot;</span><br />&quot;So, why did you accept to take the mission of having me living in your house?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon takes a sip from her cup &quot;Well, Lyra was really enthusiastic to meet a real alien and she wanted to have a foal for some time&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Bonbon stop, you&quot;re embarrassing me&quot;&quot; and she giggles while trying to put her hoof in the mouth of the cream mare to shout her.</span><br />&quot;Can I make a personal question&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is?&quot; asks you Bonbon</span><br />&quot;Ehhmmm&quot; how did you two meet?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon starts to relate &quot;Well, that&quot;s a good question, everything started when....&quot;</span><br /><br />To be continued</div></div>
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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re Pepe An&quot;nimo</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You live in a small apartment on the 15th floor in Rafael Calzada</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a hot summer night</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It so hot, not even your big fan can make the air bearable in your room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankfully you&quot;re alone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least you can be in underpants</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shitposting in /mlp/ is your only distraction</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For dinner, you&quot;re eating an entire family sized mozzarella pizza with faina and beer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let&quot;s see what&quot;s new on the board</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Speaking about shitpost&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Come on, this faggot must be new here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You mean, Role play?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anonymous 04/0X/1X(Sat)01:19:14 No.44444438</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;IMG_5477.jpg (Discord photo) Hi fellow bronies, Discord here. I&quot;m going to take anyone who replies to this thread and gets the 44444444 post to Equestria. Go on and try your luck&#160;;)</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;0 replies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I&quot;m bored, let&quot;s try</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Discord, how&quot;re you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here goes nothing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Send</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmmm, I got the get</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was fun at least</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Weird, the monitor makes a weird buzz noise</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Buzzing grows louder</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The screen&quot;s glass start to crack slowly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;1 reply to your post</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anonymous 04/0X/1X(Sat)01:16:21 No.44444449</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt; &gt;.&gt;44444444</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty good, congratulations Pepe&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait what</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The PC goes off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking old piece of trash</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The fan stops for an instant and then starts to work again spinning backwards</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A small tornado comes out from the room center</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly an earthquake starts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the hell is going on!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run toward a table and duck under it</span><br />&quot;HEEELP&quot; you shout in terror<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you need a hand?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That voice...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The earthquake and the wind stops</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slowly, you come out from under the table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You readjust your vision</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You finally lost it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So many years of hypnosis, tulpas, and waifuism led you to this</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Because there&quot;s no way in front of you is the spirit of Chaos itself</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, can you please stop with your &quot;intellectual&quot; internal monologue? Geez, humans are so rude sometimes. I give you a great and fantastic show and how do you thank me? They just stay there without saying a word. I mean, what happened? A cat got your tongue&quot; He looks at his lion paw. &quot;Oh sorry, is this yours?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait a second, where&quot;s your tongue... Of course &quot;in his paw, where else? &quot;Oh sorry, here you have it&quot; and he puts your tongue again into your mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start to spit out all the fur your tongue got in the draconequus paw</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK, before anything else, congratulations Pepe for being the winner of my contest. So, what would you like to be in the wonderful and amazing nation of Equestria?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t say anything, you keep looking at him in disbelief</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see I see, you don&quot;t want to--&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wait!&quot; you shout at him<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A cocky smile grows in his face</span><br />&quot;Ok, yes! I want to go&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, what species do you want to be?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I guess an alicorn is too much hehehe&quot; you joke<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right, it requires too much magic to do it&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a tough decision&quot; for all I know about dragons, they are pretty douches like the griffons. And being a cute pony would be cool. But...what kind? Earth Pony? Nah, lame. Unicorn? That could be kinda cool, but the only ones which can make interesting things are the powerful and trained like Twilight or Starlight. A pegasus... Well, almost everyone in the show can fly and that&quot;s an advantage.</span><br />&quot;Can I be a Pegasus?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but you have to start like a young one however, you can choose if you want to be a filly or a colt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Let&quot;s see, would be interesting to be a filly, but&quot; in most of the stories about Anonfilly she doesn&quot;t have a happy ending. Without to mention how much you love your dong.</span><br />&quot;A colt&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright, I&quot;ll make some magic&quot; and he snaps his talon</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A poof later, you feel your body different, you have a large barrier, a grip, a trigger&quot; wait a second&quot;.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That bastard!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He just transformed you in a damn gun!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In your range, you shoot all over the place</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord starts to laughs his ass off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But you told me you wanted to be a colt&quot;&quot; He gasps &quot;Ah, do you mean a pegasus colt? Sorry&quot; and he giggles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He snaps his talon and in a second your body starts to change</span><br />&quot;Bang bang bang bang&quot; wait am I still a gun?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You want to be one?&quot; He says while he rubs his talon with a nail file</span><br />&quot;No, no. Now this it&quot;s okay&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You go to your bathroom to look at yourself in the mirror</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look so cool</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your coat is light blue and you have a green mane with three shades</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow, horse cock looks weird</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you already have had enough fun with your body, we shall go to Equestria my young and&quot; he pinches your cheeks &quot;adowable cowt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take out his paw with your hoof &quot;Ok, ok. But can I take some luggage?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Alright but quick, we don&quot;t have much time&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you find your old handbag that you used years ago in the graduation trip to Bariloche. You put your old walkman, a 99999 in 1 brick game, some cassette tapes and a baseball bat, just in case.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a look at a portrait of your parents &quot;Sorry I have to leave you, but a candy vag is a candy vag. OK, I&quot;m ready&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Prepare yourself then&quot; and he snaps his talon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*poof*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really wondered, was your life bad enough to be considering this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Abandoning your safe life to make a deal with such a bizarre and strange creature just to accomplish a dream?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your life was&quot; average</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had an assured job in the future, a good family and some friends</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you feel that you could reach more than that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Adventure</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Magic beyond of the human imagination</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Waifus!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The first day of your new life hasn&quot;t started yet but for your amazement you slowly open your eyes to see the planet Earth at the distance with stars behind it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That&quot;s right, you&quot;re in the outer space</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Obviously, your first reaction is to cover your snout with your front hooves</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh relax Pepe, you can breath&quot; says a calmed Discord</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Trusting in Discord, you take off your hooves and you turn to see him &quot;Discord, what are we doing here?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He flies up to you and he holds your head to his cheek &quot;You know, I thought you will like to see your home for the last time before leaving&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You find this pretty weird coming from Discord but you can&quot;t help it but drop a tear when you remember all the memories of your life in that big blue ball</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You admire your teardrop floating calmly to your planet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But immediately you reaffirm your enthusiasm thinking about satiating your lust for excitement. Great adventures and new friends awaits you in a fantasy land</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord materializes square glasses on his face and a pair of papers on his paw &quot;Now my little friend, we have to talk about the conditions to be in Equestria&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cock an eyebrow at him &quot;Conditions, what do you mean?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You really, really want to be in Equestria?</span><br />&quot;Of course, It&quot;s the greatest dream in my life&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I hope you&quot;re willing to work then&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay, maybe making a deal with a interdimensional overpowered being who can toy with the fabric of time and space wasn&quot;t your best idea</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck it, whatever he wants to do with you, he can&quot;t break your spirit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You gonna take the bull by the horns</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He might be powerful but you&quot;re obstinate and stubborn</span><br />&quot;And what&quot;s that job, if I may ask&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He starts to look at the sides and sighs. He takes his glasses off and drops the papers making them float away in the void of space &quot;Mmm&quot; Nothing hard, but it&quot;s gonna be fun&quot; He giggles nervously. You start suspecting what his intentions are. But, you don&quot;t really mind that. This is an opportunity too good to waste</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug and say &quot;I guess a little work It doesn't hurt anyone&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s the spirit!&quot; he snaps his talon and a hole in the middle of nothing filled with a swirl of colors appears, and while you&quot;re looking at it he pushes you inside</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Moving like a torpedo you fly through a flashing colors worm tunnel, wind goes through your coat and you scream while Discord laughs maniacally.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The psychedelic tunnel ends and you fall on a swivel chair in front of a metal desktop with two paper trays, behind it there&quot;s a big chair. You&quot;re in an old office without any windows, a wooden floor and beige walls. In a corner there&quot;s a file cabinet. The only decoration is an old Celestia and Luna painting in the back wall.</span><br />&quot;Discord, what&quot;s happening? Where we are?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Shhh&quot; calm down little colt, try to keep your cool. By the way, this is a formal occasion, so&quot;&quot; and he makes your chair spin and when he stops it, you have a tuxedo with a red bow at your neck &quot;You need to have a better aspect&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear a door knob behind you slowly opening. You notice how at the door window it&quot;s written &quot;secruoser ynoP&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An old gray pony with a mane with not much hair enters the office and walks slowly while almost shivering, he has a cane and glasses.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When he reaches his chair he focuses his sight in the draconequus and you. He presses a button on a vintage desktop intercom device &quot;They&quot;re here&quot; and after a minute a voice with a little of static noise answers &quot;Well, time to interview the applicant. I&quot;ll send him Lyra&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra? What&quot;s happening?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hummm, can I leave? I have things to do&quot; asks Discord to the old Pony</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but have you told him about the program?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmmm, of course Mr. Inkwell, do you really think I would take somepony from another dimension and recruit him like a secret agent without giving him any details?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What? Secret Agent?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Isn't that true, Pepe?&quot; and he gives you a stern expression</span><br />&quot;Mmm&quot; yes! Of course, he&quot;s telling the truth!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Silly me! I can&quot;t believe I almost forgot to give you this&quot; Discord snaps his talon and materializes a saddle bag with the same color as the bag where you saved your stuff &quot;Here you go Pepe&quot;&quot; you grab the saddle bag and you can see your equipage inside it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah Ok, I see. You can leave now Mr. Dearcorn&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you Mr. Inkwel, Arrivederci!&quot; and the chaos spirit leaves the place with a smoke bomb.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear the door behind you opening and you see a familiar mint unicorn.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Lyra, how are you doing?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pretty well Mr. Inkwell, is he Pepe?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, he is. Dearcorn left him here an while ago but he has to leave for personal issues. Hey Puppy, you must be tired after such commute, would you like a drink?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot; a coffee would be fine&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He presses the button in his intercom &quot;Hello, could you please bring a cup of coffee to my office?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m sending Ristretto to your office&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you&quot;</span><br />&quot;Then&quot; What am I supposed to do here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You were selected for the application to the junior assistant, just like Discord told you before. You now have to fill the forms to begin&quot; answers Lyra</span><br />&quot;Why me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He didn&quot;t told you? Geez, I guess he spent most of his time on Earth playing jokes on you to avoid the matter. Discord has made a report about you and how you would give your life to live in Equestria. He wanted to you to pay his debt&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It doesn't seems a bad deal for being part of a Discord scheme, it could be something worse like help him to slave Equestria or make some stupid prank.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, why Discord cares so much about his reputation or helping Equestria?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Also, what&quot;s up with him and those &quot;personal business&quot;?, he has a personal live to begin with? In the show he fucks around the M6 most part of time</span><br />&quot;Debt? You mean the Tirek fiasco?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right. He told us how he wanted to clean his reputation and how you were the perfect po- person to the job&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don&quot;t get it, why didn&quot;t he simply works for you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before she answers a mare with yellow coat and a ponytail-styled brown mane with a chubby body and a smiling starfish as cutie-mark enters to the office with a tray with a coffee cup and sugar cubes &quot;Here you have Mr. Inkwell&quot; she looks a little nervous. She places it at the Mr. Inkwell front</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s for the colt, thank you&quot; and Ristretto gasps &quot;Sorry, sorry Mr. Inkwell&quot; The old stallion doesn&quot;t look amused &quot;No problem&quot;&quot; He smiles at her and the mare places the tray at your front &quot;Here you have&quot; Hey who&quot;s a cute little colt?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Me?&quot; you answer with doubt<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s right! you. So... who&quot;s the father?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra clear her throat &quot;He&quot;s nopony son, he&quot;s our new agent&quot; she remarks with a serious tone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ristretto looks amazed &quot;Oh&quot; I see&quot;&quot; and then, she retakes her cheerful expression &quot;Who&quot;s a cute future agent?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Me of course!&quot; you say with a cocky expression, pointing at yourself<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She giggles, but Lyra is getting tired of the whole scene and she wants to resume with her duties. &quot;If you two have finished playing, we have a busy day ahead&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry Miss Lyra, I&quot;ll leave you alone so you can continue with your job&quot; and she leaves the office whistling some song</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How I was about to tell you, that&quot;s a good question, Discord works with us to a certain degree, but not like a complete agent. He can&quot;t do the job due to his&quot; non-conventional ways to work. We needed some unknown pony, a perfect nobody&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Huh, that makes some kind of sense</span><br />&quot;Well, where do I sign?&quot; and you take a sip of your coffee<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Listen to me, before you accept the contract, I have to tell you the main agreement points. Number one: For a period of 10 years your life is gonna be property of SMILE, you have only one day a week dedicated to you. Number two: your name is gonna be Anomaly--</span><br />&quot;What?&quot; You interrupt Lyra in protest &quot;That name sounds stupid&quot; You harumph in resignation.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry, but that was the best name we could think and it&quot;s already registered. Like I was about to tell you before you interrupted me... &quot;you have to pretend to be a colt, my nephew under my care. Number three: You&quot;re legally a colt, that means attending school and not drinking alcohol or smoking. Is everything I said OK?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sounds a bit lousy but not hard. You can do all that as long you can make reality your dreams of awesome adventures and being with your waifus</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can I read the contract? I don&quot;t want to lose any detail&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra puts the contract in front of you and you read it. It doesn&quot;t say anything more than what she told you before. The only bad part is that you can&quot;t have sexual relations until you&quot;re 16-years old.</span><br />&quot;Right&quot; I sign here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but Mr. Inkwell is our notary, he has to do the rest&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How that can&quot;t be his job? He mispronounces every name</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fill the forms and then very quick he does his job, putting a expedient number and sealing at the bottom of the contract. After that he saves the papel at a drawer of the file cabinet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everything is ready, Lyra and you leave the office and walk through a long corridor with some doors, a water dispenser and led lights.</span><br />&quot;So, Lyra... I have a question regarding the contract&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is it?&quot;</span><br />&quot;A cuddle is considered &quot;sex&quot;?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gaves you a weird look &quot;No&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;And a kiss?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Neither&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Why that part of the contract though?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Because Discord gave us a full report with everything you posted in that thing&quot; fourthchan and we don&quot;t want any scandals with you and your &quot;kinks&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey I was joking, key? I wouldn&quot;t do any of that&quot; but I would make an exception for you babe&quot; and you wink at her.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks a bit upset</span><br />&quot;Sorry, sorry. But would you like me to be a human again and have my fingers dancing with grace through your mane while my other hand caresses your back?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She brushes her face but quickly turns it to the opposite side of you &quot;Pepe, I don&quot;t know what you think of me, but I&quot;m a proper mare and I don&quot;t have any of those weird fetishes&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whatever you say, but&quot; do you like tacos or churros?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You know&quot;&quot; you wiggle your eyebrows smiling with perversion<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pepe, stop it&quot;</span><br />&quot;With what? Whatever you do with Bonnie it&quot;s not my business.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tell me one thing, are you humans always so impolite or you are like those stallion colts who don&quot;t know how to talk with a mare and spend most time watching porn magazines?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Me? Of course not, I had sex all the time back in Earth&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I wasn&quot;t talking about sex, I was talking about relationships&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot;. Yes, I had the most beautiful girlfriend&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It doesn&quot;t look like it&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Whatever&quot; where are we going?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You need some medical check-up, we need to have a talk with Jade, he&quot;s from the science department&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She stops in front of a door and both of you enter a white room with anatomy diagrams, a silver exam table, a sink and a desktop. Behind the desktop there&quot;s a tall white stallion with a brown mane, white coat and a brown circle around his left eye, he has a white paper with a bent corner like cutie mark. He&quot;s reading some pages in a folder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Jade&quot; says Lyra</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, the stallion keep reading while muttering some incomprehensive gibbering</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Jade!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the stallion raise his head and look at Lyra and you &quot;What? When did you come?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Right now, Jade. Here&quot;s our new agent&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh? Oh, I see. Discord did a good work with the transformation, he looks alright&quot;</span><br />&quot;Indeed he did, thank you. I can see you&quot;re a nice stallion with good taste&quot; and you brush and bite your lower lip<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t know why, but you feel&quot; horny</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everything is so arousing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe because you dedicated all these years to consume pone porn and you are surrounded by real ponies with every little detail, including their private parts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What?&quot; screams Lyra &quot;Are you gonna act like this with everypony you see?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Are you jealous? Because you didn&quot;t look interested on me&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s not that, you can&quot;t do advances on everypony you see&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey, I wasn&quot;t doing advances in anybody. I was trying to be polite with the doctor&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jade clears his throat to catch our attention</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Polite? I&quot;m not stu--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Guys! We don&quot;t have time to waste, I have to ask him some questions&quot;</span><br />&quot;Can I take this off?&quot; you point at your tuxedo &quot;I feel a little uneasy with this&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Go ahead&quot; says Lyra with a tired expression</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take the tuxedo off, reach the exam table and make a French pose</span><br />&quot;Contain your orgasms, people&quot; and you wink at Lyra and Jade<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra makes a facehoof and the doctor twitches an eye while forcing a smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, that was fucking cringe</span><br />&quot;Sorry&quot; what do you need to know, Jade?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;First of all I need some blood to check your health&quot; He takes a little syringe from a botiquin on his desktop and walks towards you.</span><br />&quot;It&quot;s not gonna hurt me, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you scarred, Pepe?&quot; Lyra asks you with a cocky look</span><br />&quot;Me? Not at all, but I want to be prepared. Mmmm Doctor&quot; can you give me a lollipop later?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dr. Jade cleans the syringe needle with alcohol, shaves a little part of your chest and applies some gel there. He walks to his desktop to take his syringe and after he comes to you, you close your eyes and start shivering.</span><br />&quot;When you say doctor, I&quot;m ready&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nervously open an eye and you can see a lollipop on the Jade&quot;s hoof &quot;That was it, and you were so brave that you deserve a treat&quot; he says with a sarcastic tone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take the lollipop from his hoof and you start to lick it &quot;Mmm&quot; chupelupe&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, how was the travel between worlds?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Pretty rad, it was like being a bullet flying through a crazy color tunnel!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I see, interesting. Discord changed your body before that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, when I was using my computer&quot; He continues writing in his notepad what I told him<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And you chose to be a pegasus or he just did it?&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, he asked me what I wanted to be&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And why you went for the wings?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug while you still lick your lollipop &quot;I don&quot;t know, I felt like it was the best option&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Interesting&quot;&quot; He touches his chin and sighs. After a minute he takes a look at your saddle bag &quot;Is that yours?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, you want to take a look?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It would be useful&quot; You take the saddle bag to give it to Jade. He opens the bag and starts to view the content, especially the walkman and the brick game, he looks pretty interested. &quot;Bio, come here!&quot; he screams at a door behind the desk.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There&quot;s no answer &quot;Wait a minute please&quot; he walks up to the door and to open it, you can hear a sound of a electric cutter and coming from an obscure room with only a light over a white stallion with a brown tale and a gray circle with a black thick outline divided with a horizontal and a vertical line inside. He&quot;s concentrated cutting something in a table giving his back to the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Bio!&quot; and the mysterious stallion turns back he takes off a welding helmet with magic. He looks exactly like Jade, except for the horn on his head. &quot;Yes, Jade?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You might take a look at this&quot; and the unicorn comes to the same room as you, he takes a glance at your stuff. Using his horn start to levitate your electronic devices and he starts to disassemble them.</span><br />&quot;Hey! What are you doing?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m analyzing this technology, it looks pretty advanced... don&quot;t worry, I&quot;m gonna leave everything in his place after a minute. Could you tell me what are these machines?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Okay, the gray is a portable electronic game system. Pretty simple, but entertaining. And the red one is a walkman made by Sony in <span class="nu0">1998</span>, it has automatic reverse, bass boost and three-band graphic equalizer in addition to an AM and FM stereo digital tuner&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;FM?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Multiple parts of your devices spin in two yellow led rings at every side of him while three notepads on the floor write themselves with a pencil each one. At the same time a small wind comes out from Bio, he has his eyes with a yellow light and he adopts a yoga posse.</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot; who are you? I don&quot;t remember in the show a unicorn so powerful&quot; and regarding the FM, it is a radio band but I&quot;m sure you horses don&quot;t have radio yet&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I&quot;m only a unicorn who studied magic and science with dedication. Ah, yes we have radio but I&quot;ve never heard of &quot;FM&quot;, I know AM for Amplitude modulation, we have two experimental stations operated for the PBC, a public corporation created a year ago. You want to take a listen?&quot; He stops the whole show he was doing a moment ago, stands up, rearms the walkman and the brick game and gives them back to you both.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn on the walkman in the radio position. You select the AM band and set the auto memorization on it, it founds two stations. You tune the first one and you hear a feminine voice talking about current affairs, the Crystallization and Flurry Heart to be exact. And the other station is playing some electronic pop song.</span><br />&quot;Weird, the first station is playing a recorded program&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Recorded? That&quot;s impossible, at this hour they broadcast live&quot; Bio answers to you</span><br />&quot;Sure? Because they&quot;re talking about the Crystallization and that was a year ago more or less&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That was yesterday&quot; Lyra gives you a strange look</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What?</span><br />&quot;That means&quot; I&quot;m in the start of the 6th season?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Season?&quot; ask Lyra</span><br />&quot;I mean, I went back in time!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, that sounds adequate to our plans&quot;&quot; says an almost familiar voice. You can&quot;t recall who is it, but is on the tip of your tongue</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn back your head and you can&quot;t believe who it is</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see that fucker in front of you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don&quot;t even want to pronounce her name</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Looks like Discord fulfilled our agreement, that&quot;s good&quot; says the bacon unicorn mare</span><br />&quot;What&quot;s happening? Is this a joke?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What are you talking about?&quot; Lyra inquires with a confused expression</span><br />&quot;I refuse to share a room, no&quot; a reality with HER&quot; and you point at your new boss<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why? I don&quot;t get you&quot; Lyra asks you with confusion</span><br />&quot;Look, I know her and she really messed up everything with those stupid movies and such&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Movies? What are talking about, we don&quot;t have time to waste&quot; says Sunset</span><br />&quot;Continue with what? Your plans of throwing me in a dimension where I&quot;m going to be a stupid technicolor student for my entire life? Over my dead body!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, no. I don&quot;t know what are you referring&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ha! Keep dreaming, you can&quot;t fool me!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fool you? It was my idea to bring you here to begin with&quot; She protests</span><br />&quot;Mmm&quot; Can I have a glass of water, please?&quot; You ask Lyra with a calmed voice<br />&quot;Go ahead Pepe&quot;.&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You leave the hospital room, for a glass of water and return to it, drinking a sip just to spit it an instant later, splashing Lyra. &quot;What! You!?&quot; you point at Sunset.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey!&quot; screams a wet Lyra</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes&quot; I was doing some research and I reached to the conclusion that It would be a good idea to use the powers of Discord to bring someone who knows everything about our world with so much dedication&quot; ahemm&quot; she stops her speech and looks with a bit of disgust at you.</span><br />&quot;What?&quot; you ask with confusion<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh for the love of&quot; what&quot;s wrong with you&quot; protests Lyra at you and you don&quot;t know what&quot;s happening.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel a weird sensation and look in your back to see your wings fully raised. Oh God, it&quot;s this a wingboner? It&quot;s so embarrassing&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I think I can answer that&quot; says Jade with determination &quot;You&quot;ll see, I was doing a research about the transformation spell made for Discord and I found out some interesting stuff. It turns out that Discord made some&quot; miscalculations. Therefore you developed &quot;an excess of hormones. Imagine like being an adolescent again, but raised to 100&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, that bastard&quot; I knew he was going to screw it somehow&quot; Sunset Shimmer complains in frustration.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, he didn&quot;t do it on purpose. The nature of his magic allows him to do whatever he wants, but in the medium term is quite unpredictable&quot; the pony doctor explains to Sunset</span><br />&quot;That explains my feelings for&quot; well, everyone in the room&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don&quot;t worry Pepe. You can balance it with some exercise and.. Goat milk pills&quot;</span><br />&quot;Goat milk pills?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, that should work. But now, you need to do some medical tests. Let&quot;s go to the gym first&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wait&quot; like a training?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I wouldn&quot;t call it that, it&quot;s more like a&quot;&quot;</span><br /><br />&quot;It doesn&quot;t matter I need music to have the climax to do it&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If it helps you, i don&quot;t see any problem&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You search in your saddle bag a cassette with a particular song</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here it's</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A transparent TDK D90 with some theme songs recorded from the radio</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You play it to search that song</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bingo!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The walkman plays Eye of Tiger</span><br />&quot;Let's start with the training!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's not a training, it's more like a test of your stamina and strength...&quot; Jade corrects you while he's looking some papers on a clipboard.</span><br />&quot;Whatever, I need to burn this fat&quot; and you start to draw a circle with a forehoof at your belly<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, but Pepe you're so cute like that!&quot; Says Lyra with a cocky expression. You can't decide whether she's being ironic or trying to complement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You brush &quot;I-I-I know I'm cute, but I want to keep my figure, you know...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Good to hear that you care about it&quot; answers the unicorn</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You and Lyra follow Jade through the corridor to a door that has &quot;GYM&quot; written in big bold red letters</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All of you enter to the room. It's enormous and has all kind of gymnasium stuff, like a treadmill, a punching bag and more so.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jade walks with his clipboard up to the treadmill &quot;To begin, we need to measure your trotting. Come here and start to walk&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk there and put yourself on the machine &quot;OK Jade, give him all the power! I want to test these legs!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We're going gradually, you shouldn't force yourself until we're sure of your capacity&quot; and he turns on the treadmill. It starts to move slowly. Very slowly.</span><br />&quot;Lame... I'm a fucking horse, I can do it better than this&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;'Fucking'? I don't know what that means, but like I&quot;ve told you, try to not to push yourself for a while. Your body is kind of unstable at the moment. You need to readjust your brain patterns to use it at his full capacity.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't understand very well what he&quot;s trying to tell you, but you want to feel some adrenaline.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you wait until Jade it's distracted at his notepad. You see the buttons on the run machine and start to pulse them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra sees you and worriedly asks &quot;Pepe, what are you doing?&quot; You ignore her and the machine grows his speed. &quot;Oh nothing, just seeing something. She turns her head the medical horse &quot;Jade... Are you sure he can operate that&quot;. He didn't notice the Lyra question because he's concentrated with their notes. After a minute he starts note a noise coming from the treadmill machine. He turns his head to you see you operating the machine.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pepe! Leave that, you don't know how to use it properly&quot; screams Jade</span><br />&quot;Ha! It doesn't seems so, I'm doing a pretty good job&quot; The machine keeps speeding up &quot;Yeah! That's how I like it! Time to shake that butter off this bun&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pepe stop!&quot; Scream Lyra at you</span><br />&quot;Jamaaaaaas&quot; and you keep running<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jade approaches the machine console and presses some keys, making the treadmill stop abruptly and ejecting you from it. You fly straight to a wall and you cover your face with your hooves. But you don&quot;t hit to the wall, instead you have a pissed minty unicorn in front of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Could you please control yourself? We can&quot;t do anything if you keep that attitude, this is a serious agency, not a amusement park!&quot; Lyra barks at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was right, you need to have some self control.</span><br />&quot;Sorry, It&quot;s not going to happen again. I don&quot;t know what happened to me&quot; you notice how sweated you&quot;re and you fall on your belly.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now we don&quot;t have choice but wait until tomorrow to continue with the admission program&quot; Jade complains before letting out a sigh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Way to go with your new life, idiot</span><br />&quot;Sorry! I let it go myself, I was so enthusiastic about this that I acted like a... a&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It doesn&quot;t matter Pepe, but please try control yourself the next time&quot; Lyra tries to calm you</span><br /><br />&quot;Yes! I swear the next time I&quot;m gonna act like an adult&quot; in a kid body? You understand what I mean, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but now let&quot;s go home. I&quot;m a bit tired and you need to take a rest&quot; Lyra tells you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Before leaving, take this&quot; and Jade gives you the pills &quot;This gonna help you with the hormones issue, you need to take one pill every 12 hours with a glass of water&quot;</span><br />&quot;Thank you doc., by the way, where&quot;s Bio?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He&quot;s busy right now&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ah OK, could you give him this&quot; and you pass him a cassette with a mix of cumbia villera.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This is one of your music boxes?&quot;</span><br />&quot;It&quot;s called cassette, and yes. I&quot;m sure he&quot;s gonna appreciate to investigate it and such&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He&quot;s gonna like to do it. Well, good bye and have a good day&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk through the hallway along Lyra</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She notices how you&quot;re pissed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Calm down, everything's gonna be OK.&quot; she says while he&quot;s pats your head</span><br />&quot;I hope so, I don&quot;t wanna lose this opportunity due to my stupid antics&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don&quot;t worry&quot;&quot;</span><br /><br />&quot;You don&quot;t understand, remember when I told you about my girlfriend?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, Pepe, you don&quot;t need to keep that, I know you only tried to fool me&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, it was partially right&quot; You&quot;ll see, I /had/ a girlfriend two years ago, but let&quot;s say that I&quot;ve throw the house out the window&quot; literally. Mixing beer, fernet and LSD is not a good idea&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But, what you mean with throwing the house out the window?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I began to take every object in the house to throw them through the window, she immediately called the cops and&quot; the things didn&quot;t go well since then&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, I see&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Don&quot;t worry, I went to the therapist since then!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hehe&quot; OK&quot; she laughs awkwardly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of you reach the end of the hallway and there&quot;s a door elevator next to a receiver desktop with a gryphon wearing a police uniform and sunglasses</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We need to leave&quot; Lyra says</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK, I have to verify your identities, please wait&quot; the Gryphon says and then he takes out from a desktop drawer a box with a dark green screen, he extends from inside it a metal stick with a wire connected to the box. He pass the stick above Lyra and me and the box makes two bell sounds. &quot;Okay, come in&quot; and the elevator door opens with a loud beeping sound.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of you are inside it, it closes and starts to play some repetitive music as it moves very slow.</span><br />&quot;So, how deep we are?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Mmm&quot; like 30 feets?&quot; she answers you&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Geez, at this speed we-- AAAAAAAAAHHH!!&quot; Suddenly the elevator increases its speed in a ridiculous way, you end up sticked to the roof. After two minutes stops and the door opens, both of you get out from there and you see a mailbox over the elevator, and after a second the mailbox goes down hiding the elevator under earth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look at the sides &quot;Ufff, we&quot;re lucky nobody saw that&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s not luck, it&quot;s programmed to open when nobody is around&quot; Lyra clarifies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In front of you there are some medieval-styled houses, trees and a dirt road; surrounded by a blue clear sky with some spiral-shaped clouds and an enormous sun. This place cannot be other than Ponyville. It looks amazing in real life instead of just a 2D flash animation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stretch your legs &quot;Here we are! I like the place, looks comfy but something is bothering me&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is Pe-Anomally?&quot; She asks you</span><br />&quot;Can you call me just Anom, please? Sounds better&quot;&quot; you protest with some resignation. You really don&quot;t like too much that name<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay&quot; Anom, so what&quot;s bothering you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You point at a street corner &quot;Do you see that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes&quot;&quot; she&quot;s narrowing her eyes to try to see a possible menace</span><br />&quot;You horses don&quot;t understand nothing about urban planning&quot; you sigh and pinch <span class="br0">&#40;</span>somehow<span class="br0">&#41;</span> your eyebrows &quot;it&quot;s dangerous to have that kind of street corners! You need to have a chamfer in the corner&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A chamfer? I don&quot;t understand you&quot; she says with some confusion</span><br />&quot;Let me explain. When you make a construction in a corner, you need to do three walls instead of two. If you do only two, the people who walks from the differents side could hit with each other because they can&quot;t see the other person coming from the transversal side&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That&quot;s impossible, we the ponies are very careful&quot; Lyra remarks with determination</span><br />&quot;I hope so, but for now, we need to go to the flower shop&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Flower shop, why?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I don&quot;t know, maybe to buy a hat&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Haha very funny, but seriously, why we need to go the flower shop?&quot;</span><br />&quot;We are gonna go to your house, where you live with Bonbon, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, I can&quot;t just come in with empty hands. I want to make a good first impression&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wait a second&quot; are you gonna try to hit on her?&quot; She complains bothered</span><br />&quot;Not at all, she&quot;s yours and I respect that. Just to keep my promise, give me one of those pills, would you?&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure, here you have&quot; and she gives you a pill from her handbag. You eat it with some bottled water</span><br />&quot;I hope it has a quick effect, it&quot;s hurting me&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What&quot;s hurting you?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You don&quot;t want to know it, believe me&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She rubs her chin and after a minute realizes what you meant to say and makes a little ugh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra leads you to the flower shop</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open the door and you can hear wind chimes to announce your arrival</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the shop, there&quot;s a lot of plant pots in tables and two of the flower trio mares</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Daisy is behind the reception desk &quot;Good evening, welcome to The three Daffodils, how can I help you?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes miss, I want a bunch of petunias and daisies&quot; You change your voice tune to one more childish now<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK, give me a minute to arrange your order&quot; and she goes to the back of the store</span><br />&quot;I didn&quot;t think you know about plants&quot; Lyra comments with a surprised face<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, it&quot;s because when I was a child I travelled with my family around the country selling plants in hippie festivals&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The magenta mare comes back with the bunch of flowers</span><br /><br />&quot;Can I smell them?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure!&quot; and you sniff them a little.</span><br />&quot;Smell pretty nice, how much is?&quot;<br />&quot;<span class="nu0">15</span> bits&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Auntie, can you pay pleeeaaaaseeee&quot; again, you use a more childish tone to speak in addition to puppy eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at you with a confused expression &quot;Sure, here you have&quot; and you took the bits to give them to Daisy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, thank you kid, have a nice day!&quot; and you leave the shop trotting with a dork expression with Lyra behind you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Again in the street, Lyra asks you &quot;What was that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You&quot;ll see, the Bonbon coat and mane colors mix perfect with these flowers, without to mention how we are in spring season and it&quot;s a good gift.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not that, I talking about your attitude there&quot;</span><br />&quot;That? I&quot;m supposed to be your cousin, so--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly something gives you chills and you see for a second a quick shadow on the floor</span><br />&quot;WHO ARE YOU!?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Get out from wherever you are&quot; you scream while you quickly move your head to every side&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom! Calm down, it just Pinkie Pie&quot;</span><br /><br />&quot;It&quot;s not Pinkie Pie, is some kind of&quot;&quot; and you lift your face to see a pink puffy mane. You jump from your place &quot;GYAH!&quot; and you fall on the Pinkie Pie forelegs while she&quot;s sitting on her haunches. You try to understand how she could take you if she was ago a second in the same place where you jump from, but then your remember how Pinkie Pie doesn&quot;t give a fuck the laws of time and space or logic.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh sorry Nommy for scared you&quot; Ponka says in concernation</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clear your throat to change your voice again &quot;Aunty&quot; what&quot;s happening?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom what&quot; are you talking about, she&quot;s Pinkie Pie, she&quot;s the famous party planner, remember?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ohhh, yes, you smell like a cake&quot; and you giggle and then you boop her and she starts to laugh<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, you&quot;re new in town, little colt?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes, auntie Lyra adopted me because&quot;&quot; and you start to rub your eyes, forcing a little cry &quot;...my parents di-di-divorced and they couldn&quot;t be with me&quot; but every is okay because my auntie loves me!&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Awww, she loves you so much...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod and then &quot;Yes, but I have to tell you a secret&quot; and you gesture you hoof to her get close her ear to your mouth &quot;We are spies! We fight aliens and monsters&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra screams your name and you tell her &quot;Shhh&quot; she&quot;s a hero like us, we can trust her!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Seriously?&quot; she asks with astonishment</span><br />&quot;Yes&quot; and you move your hoof like it was a gun making noises of a laser gun &quot;But it&quot;s a secret&quot; and you wink at her &quot;Don&quot;t tell it to anypony, okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pinkie promise!&quot; and she makes her characteristic vow to close the deal</span><br />&quot;Can I&quot;&quot; and you brush &quot;hug you&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OK little Nommy!&quot; and you cuddle her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She carefully puts you on the floor and then she gives you three lollipops</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She hops away humming some song</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom, that wasn&quot;t a good a idea, what if she finds out... &quot; Lyra moves her eyes to the sides &quot;that we are spies&quot;</span><br />&quot;Purrr-es, I look just like a neglected kid who use his imagination to cope with their familiar problems&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She touches her chin and sighs &quot;I guess you&quot;re right&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, and talking about how intelligent I am&quot; you take a hair toof from the floor &quot;look at this&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s&quot; hair?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Exactly, hair and it&quot;s in the same place where I saw the shadow&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on, Anom, you still think that somepony is following us? That could be the hair of anypony who just walked over here&quot;</span><br />&quot;It looks too clean to have been so many time on the floor, it even has&quot; you sniff it &quot;shampoo scent, namely Jojoba&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ok, maybe you&quot;re right&quot; but we should go home before it gets dark and Bonbon doesn&quot;t know we&quot;re coming early&quot;</span><br />&quot;Right, these flowers can&quot;t be without water much longer&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra and you walk up to your new home</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She knocks on the door and you wait to see one of the most fabulous mares in all of Equestria</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every second feels like a minute</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The door opens</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There she is</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You act like a gentleman in front of her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, not much</span><br />&quot;Ee&quot; eeh&quot; ehh&quot;&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are releasing cold sweat while you tremble like jelly in a earthquake while you try to give to Bonbon the bunch of flowers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom, are you OK?&quot; Lyra asks you</span><br />&quot;Yes&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shake your head a couple of times to recover your cool</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Miss Bonbon, how are you? I brought you these flowers, it was Lyra&quot;s idea&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She giggles and pat your head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Lyra? I don&quot;t think so, the last time she tried to give me flowers she ate them before they arrived&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I was nervous that time&quot;&quot; she tries to correct her in embarrassment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But you did the same three times&quot; and Bonbon laughs at the antics of her very special friend &quot;Let&quot;s go in. I was about to make some hot chocolate and remove the pumpkin pie from the oven&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You along the mare couple up to the kitchen. It has a medieval-styled kitchen furniture with a oven, the wall has many pictures of Lyra and Bonbon making things together like climbing a mountain or being in a rollercoaster.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How your day?&quot; Lyra asks to Bonbon</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sighs &quot;I had to help Berry Punch, she didn&quot;t go to work again&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Again with the same problems?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon nods with a serious face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I have to admit, you really care about her&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know me, I never let down a friend&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And that&quot;s one of the much reasons I always respected you&quot; Lyra adds before patting Bonbon head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An egg-shaped timer beeps</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, it&quot;s ready!&quot; and Bonbon open the oven to remove the dessert using gloves hoof-shaped and puts it on the table.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The great scent from the pie reaches your nose in concordance with a growling stomach noise</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your mouth waters so much that you could flood the entire Sahara Desert</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Looks like somepony it&quot;s a little hungry&quot; Lyra scoffs at you</span><br />&quot;Maybe&quot; but you have to admit that smells great&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, Bonbon makes the greatests pie I ever eated on my life&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon laugh a bit &quot;Come on Lyra, It's not as if I was Pinkie Pie&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But you have an additional ingredient that nopony has, true friendship&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon brushes and then embraces with her friend</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on Lyra, let&quot;s eat&quot; says Bonbon with her face red as a tomato and the serving the cake and the cups of hot chocolates glasses on the table.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take your cup &quot;Girls, we should make a toast to celebrate the birth of a new team&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both of her nod in affirmation and then they and you raise your cups to make the toast. The mares and you shout &quot;For the birth of a new team!&quot;</span><br />&quot;So, why did you accept to take the mission of having me living in your house?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon takes a sip from her cup &quot;Well, Lyra was really enthusiastic to meet a real alien and she wanted to have a foal for some time&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Bonbon stop, you&quot;re embarrassing me&quot;&quot; and she giggles while trying to put her hoof in the mouth of the cream mare to shout her.</span><br />&quot;Can I make a personal question&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is?&quot; asks you Bonbon</span><br />&quot;Ehhmmm&quot; how did you two meet?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon starts to relate &quot;Well, that&quot;s a good question, everything started when....&quot;</span><br /><br />To be continued<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Lyra, recent anthropology studies graduate</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have been dedicated to earn your daily bread by playing your lyre in different parts of Equestria for these last few months</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re not going through your best moment, your days are spent waiting for a reply from the Equestrian Orquestra to your job application</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You might not have a job, but at least you have a lyre. It has special significance to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a gift from your grandma when you were a tiny five year old filly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At first your lyre gave you claps and cheers from some family members and friends</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Later it gave you your cutie mark</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It allowed you to meet some interesting friends, like the talented and mercantile business pony, Octavia</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She taught you more than a thing or two about the music business</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re currently in Ponyville putting some of her business teachings to use</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have never been here! It&quot;s a small town, but it feels so warm and cozy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The local ponies are impressed by your musical notes, some show this by tossing you a few coins</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly you hear a stomping hussle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see a cream coated pony with a purple mane using some weird goggles approaching you at high speed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She crashes into you</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Bonbon, on your first secret agent mission</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you&quot;re tracing and tracking a transdimensional spider</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It&quot;s not dangerous or poisonous, it can do nothing but giving small bites</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But it&quot;s also invisible! And if somepony finds it, then what? Then the secret project might be discovered by some evil organization&quot;s operatives</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just when you&quot;re about to catch it, the fleet footed spider scampers to the side just out of reach</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It&quot;s running through the Ponyville park</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You already have it, you have to have it!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An inch further and you&quot;ll have the spider caught in your hooves</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stumble over someone, crash hard, and take a tumble</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seeing stars, you get up from the ground</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking at your obstacle, you huff in annoyance. it seems you were hit by an idle unicorn</span><br />&quot;Damnit! I lost it&quot; you complain loudly toward the sky, only to next ask to the unicorn<br />&quot;a-are you okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt; &quot;Yes&quot; wait a second, where is my lyre?&quot; Her eyes dart about as she searches for her absent musical instrument</span><br />&quot;Oh, no&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt; You lament as your eyes rest on the mauled harp. &quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What happened--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sees her lyre, destroyed off in the bushes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At first she doesn&quot;t say anything</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She slowly turns her head to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her pupils shrink smaller than a Breezies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The air feels thick and dense. You swear you could cut it with a knife</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel the incoming universal judgement</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You mumble</span><br />&quot;So-so-sorry, I will pay the damage&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Without hesitation you gave her a bag with bits</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Money? MONEY?!&quot; and she starts to laugh, louder every second &quot;Do you even know &quot;what that lyre is worth to me?&quot;</span><br />&quot;A-a lot?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tsk-tsk. More.&quot; Lyra&quot;s voice trails off into silence as she removes her eyes from the broken lyre to look at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt; &quot;This wasn&quot;t just an instrument, it was an extension of my soul you&quot; you&quot; silly filly!&quot; and she start laughing only for her laughter to turn into tears and hopeless sobs.</span><br />&quot;Sorry, I didn't realize it was so important to you&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sighs looking at the shattered remains of her lyre</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It doesn&quot;t matter&quot; You didn&quot;t do it on purpose, after all.&quot; and she slowly walks away limp as a rag doll pulled on strings</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You killed her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This lyre was a part of herself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now it&quot;s just junk</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have to do something</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This was your mistake and somehow you&quot;re gonna fix it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But, how? It&quot;s not like you can simply rearrange everything again as if by magic</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Magic</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You carefully pick up all the pieces of the musical instrument</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look for the secret entrance to the agency</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Once there, you go straight to the laboratory</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There he is, your old classmate Bio</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You met him in the Canterlot preparatory</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He was like your old brother</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He protected you from the mockery from unicorns there</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn&quot;t easy being a teen earth pony in a school with so many unicorns</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What gives Bonbon, you look devastated&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You give him the lyre pieces</span><br />&quot;Can you fix it? Please&quot; you beg to your old friend<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Let&quot;s see...&quot; he rubs her chin while he look at the pieces and then a golden ray comes out from his horn. In 10 minutes the lyre returns to his original state. He looks fatigued</span><br />&quot;Bio! Are you okay?&quot; the appearance of Bio is concerning you<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, yes. It just it was a very hard spell, but go quickly to return this to its owner&quot;</span><br />&quot;What? What&quot;s going on?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That lyre isn&quot;t just an ordinary musical instrument. I never felt an object with so much life attached, it must be extremely important to her&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You call his brother, Jade to take care of him and then you leave the HQ</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Back in the city, you search that mint unicorn again</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It&quot;s raining</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You ask some people to find her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a while you found her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s in a bar, drinking something with her mane covering her eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You approach her but she doesn&quot;t even look at you</span><br />&quot;Hey, I know I screw it very, very hard&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn&quot;t move and you leave the lyre on the table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She slowly turn her head to see it</span><br />&quot;Well, I think I did my job, see you later&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;But before you reach the door you hear a scream &quot;Wait!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yes?&quot; you turn to her side<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What is this?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Your lyre&quot; aren&quot;t you happy now?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It&quot;s not that&quot; it is in fact my lyre, but how you did it?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmmm&quot; I have my contacts&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Contacts? It was a damn wizard who did this!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Okay, I know a unicorn who helped me with that&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This is not just a repair, it looks brand new&quot;</span><br />&quot;Come on, it&quot;s not that great!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you kidding? This is the best restoration I&quot;ve ever seen in my life&quot; and you did it for me&quot;&quot;</span><br />&quot;It was my mistake, I was obliged to fix it&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, I&quot;m in debt with you. I only can pay you playing some songs for you. Auch!&quot;</span><br />&quot;What&quot;s wrong?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don&quot;t know, I felt like something bited me on my shoulder, but I can&quot;t see anything there&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It must be the transdimensional spider. You take it with caution and I put it inside a jar</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What was that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking an invisible bug from somepony it&quot;s not a good idea</span><br />&quot;I was&quot; giving you a Prench massage! I think it worked, you still feel the bites?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No! It worked. Would you like to come to my apartment? I want to start a jam session for you&quot;</span><br />&quot;Why?&quot; you laugh<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don&quot;t know, you are weird, mysterious&quot; she gets closer to your face &quot;and cute&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You blush and chuckle &quot;I think you drank too much booze&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No&quot;&quot; and she laughs, and then boops you</span><br />&quot;I didn&quot;t ask your name by the way&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Lyra Heartstrings&quot; and she winks at you</span><br />&quot;Maybe I should go to your place with you&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okey dokey lokey, who&quot;s the crazy mare now?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That makes you laugh</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Back to the present</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re Anom</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You heard that story and it&quot;s over at the same time that you get served some hot chocolate</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was pretty nice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You need to hold your tears</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;These cute and sentimental stories have always been your kryptonite</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So Anom, I hope you enjoyed the story&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You have to keep a good image of yourself, being a tough guy</span><br />&quot;Yes, it was pretty&quot; interesting, it was useful to understand the dynamics of your team&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Did they buy it?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra and Bonbon look at each other with confusion and then they laugh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom, you&quot;re so cute when you try to be serious&quot;&quot; Lyra scoffs while Bonbon tries to keep her laugh</span><br />&quot;Come on girls, I know how nice and harmless I look, but inside this body I&quot;m a man who has a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, now both of they are confused. Bonbon asks you &quot;Do you have a daughter?&quot; and Lyra is befuddled &quot;Was that a threat?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Quoting movies that doesn&quot;t exist in this universe is not a good idea. Let alone throwing entire phrases without any context</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I guess that Discord or Pinkie Pie can get away with that because they have fourth wall powers</span><br />&quot;Haha, I was quoting something from my world&quot;&quot; you clarify a bit nervous<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ahhh, OK. Do you want to hear me playing my lyre before bed?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before bed? But it&quot;s not that late.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, it is late, the sky is already dark with the moon like a farol</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The town looks so whimsical</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every house has his own old-style lantern at the entrance and the street has their lanterns as well</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All the little fillies and colts are entering to their houses at same time while some mares and colts are coming back home from work</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seeing the day to day of this people (well, horse people) is somehow relaxing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anom?&quot; Bonbon tries to break your trance</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shake your head a bit</span><br />&quot;Yes, Bon?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Lyra is ready to play, she&quot;s waiting for us&quot; she informs you, you walk along with her to the living room and the cream mare and you sit on a big couch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Between a fireplace with some pictures and the couch where both of you are sit, the mint unicorn is holding with her magic the instrument itself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at Bonbon and you and calmly says &quot;Are you ready for the show?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The mare next to you nods &quot;Go ahead&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra closes her eyes and start playing the music</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She&quot;s using her hooves to play the strings, that requires a ton of dexterity</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sounds nice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For some reason something is warming your chest and your legs are loosened</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your ears are doing the same as well</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This music is not nice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It&quot;s godlike</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyes are about to water</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Remember, tough guy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is just excellent music</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So excellent that takes you to your most heartwarming moments in your life</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like your first birthday with your friends and family in that party arranged for your parents in Trenque Lauquen</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The moment you learnt to use the bike with two wheels</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That new year&quot;s eve when you kissed a girl in the mouth for first time</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That&quot;s it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyelids can&quot;t contain so many water</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The tears come out like a damn torrent</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good bye tough guy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bonbon turns at you &quot;Are you ok?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod, you don&quot;t want to talk because your voice is gonna stutter like every time you get emotional</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are you crying? D&quot;awww, that music is touching you&quot; Bonbon spots you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Touching you? It&quot;s fucking blowing your mind with the feels</span><br />&quot;No&quot; I got trash on every eye&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Seriously&quot; Bonbon cocks an eyebrow at you</span><br />&quot;Yes, I mean look at the size of every eye, a bird could hit with them!&quot; and you avert your eyes bashfully to hide your manly tears<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, right&quot; Bon scoffs at your failed attempt to look strong</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a while of whimsical music, a yawn comes from you and your falling on Morpheus&quot; arms is imminent</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The gals contempt your fatigue and then they decide lead you, while you clumsily trot to your new room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your room has a sober style with light yellow walls, a big bed, a light table, a bookshelf, a table and two seats. Also it has a window with a street view</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The tiredness is killing any thought of explore with deepness your new habitation</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your new aunts are aware of your tiredness and Lyra decides to use her magic to put you on your bed with enough smoothness to not waking up while Bonbon is covering with blankets your small and fragile body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You&quot;re too deadbeat to take account of this warm moment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lights off</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The floors is gray and with craters while the sky is starry. The gravity is almost inexistent</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You know what it means</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Surely it must be a dream with the blue princess, an elemental part of every new Equestria citizen story</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;To avoid getting bored you decide to jump until she began to lecture you and share her wisdom with you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then a blue figure pops out at the horizon and you slow approach it</span><br />&quot;Mmm&quot; Are you the Princess Luna?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She doesn&quot;t turn her face to you. Why is she ignoring you?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is your dream, you deserve a little more respect</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You clear your throat and you prepare a more dignified voice accent</span><br />&quot;Hey! Did you listen to me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The dreams jumper slowly turns her head to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In a shamalanyan twist of events the face of that horse is not other than a crazier creature</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The one who decided to take you to this marvelous realm is in front of you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Donald Duck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just kidding</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The confusion takes your mind</span><br />&quot;Discord, what&quot;s happening? Why are we on the Moon&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ohhh my little Anom why do you look so worried?&quot; The bizarre jokester plays with you</span><br />&quot;Sorry Woona, I wasn't expecting to see you so soon&quot; you follow his game to see how long he keeps his act<br /><span class="co4">&gt;A loud buzz makes you jump</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The starry night sky begins to move and it's a giant sign with wheels carried for a Discord clone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In front of you there's another Draconequus who dresses like an old movie director with a megaphone and a camera &quot;OK team, it's time for breakfast&quot; and a lot of Discord copies go to a lunch table. The Discord director walks towards the real one and you. Discord takes out his Luna disguise and wears of his make up from his face. &quot;Discord, you&quot;re being too rigid, you need to be more authentic. You need to fly...&quot; and the real Discord returns to his copy &quot;I know, I just need to find my muse&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I really hope you find it soon, the studios' guild is demanding us to have the film on billboards as soon as possible&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's not my fault that those blockheads don't understand the art of acting&quot; protests Discord</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt; Discord leaves the forum and then he sits on an actor chair with his name on it, next to another identical chair with your name. &quot;Come on Pepe, take sit&quot; Discord invites you to have a talk with you. You obey him and you reach your chair. Discord uses his powers to materialize two pairs of sunglasses on his and your face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Discord, although I love your funny antics and witness your powers, I can help but suspect that you didn't bring me here just for the shits and giggles. So let's go straight to the point because I'm quite tired&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord doesn't react to your request as he keeps drinking cola from a red plastic glass with a straw while making some slurping sounds.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wait for Discord to finish his drink to talk with him, with no avail. Every time you say a word he interrupts you making more of those noises with his cola. And you know he loves to take every joke to the extreme, so a kid version of Discord comes to us with a tray with some plastic cups more, Discord takes one and follow making the same noises.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He surely was expecting your frustration at his behaviour, but you have a better idea. You jump to his lap to start to stretch yourself ala IWCRD style, then you walk in a little circle and finally you roll into a ball to sleep. Discord it&quot;s a bit astonished at your not very normal demeanor &quot;Pepe, what are you doing?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I&quot;m not Pepe, now I&quot;m Pepeneko. Nyan~&quot; and you stand in two legs to nuzzle his face.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He claps ironically. &quot;Bravo Pepe, you&quot;re so funny and random&quot;&quot; and he uses his talons to trigger the end of his magic illusion.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now both of you are in his house, in the living room to be specific. It has a lot of weird shit, like shelves with crystal doors with a lot of bizarre stuff inside it, like a jar filled with parasprites turned to stone, a newspaper that doesn&quot;t stop changing everything it has written on, a jelly typewriter and such.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you walk up to the window to see the pocket dimension where Discords live and boy, the show doesn&quot;t make honor to what your eyes perceive. The horizon looks inexplicable infinite and there&quot;s a bunch of island with every size and form possible and impossible. &quot;Every one of them moves slowly floating in the air and there&quot;s no floor or sky, just more of those islands and there&quot;s a lot of light sources.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Telling what&quot;s on every one of the islands in your view have would take more than a lifetime, but the ones that draw more your attention are one with wire trees and some robotic flies and another one with some seals dressed like lawyers disputing between each other. It would be cool explore this dimension and see more of this mumbo jumbo of reality.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on, Pepe. We don&quot;t have time to waste&quot; Discord tries to turn your attention at him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn your face from the window</span><br />&quot;Discord, if I gonna help you with whatever you are want to do you could have given me a wish&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A wish? I swear you are in the Union, don&quot;t you? Well if you&quot;re gonna be so hard to negotiate I have no choice but invoke a strikebreaker&quot; and Discord uses his powers to materialize a green colt with a disheveled mane and a sombrero.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The little victim of the Discord&quot;s whim looks confused to the sizes &quot;Ay ay ay qu&quot; est&quot; pasando?&quot; Discord smugly laughs &quot;Great, nobody&quot;s gonna notice the difference&quot;</span><br />&quot;It&quot;s not necessary my friend, my wish is rather simple&quot; you inform<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The green colt disappears as Discord snaps his talons and again you are alone with him in the room. &quot;Ok, what do you want little rascal?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You ponder and then you point at the window</span><br />&quot;I want you to help me explore your dimension&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He scoffs at you with a big laugh &quot;Seriously? Come on Pepe, you couldn&quot;t survive the wildness and chaos from my realm. Are you sure you don&quot;t want something more according to you like&quot;&quot; he rubs his chin &quot;I don&quot;t know, some chocolate fountain or every Power Ponies comic?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Reaffirming your will of adventure you clarify</span><br />&quot;No. I&quot;m firm with my wish. I want to know what wonders your dimensions has and have some kind of unique adventure. And be with you sounds like a fun experience&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It&quot;s not a lie, you always admired Discord. He was always a good guy with some crazy ideas but without many ponies comprehending his nature. You always wanted to be one of his friends and be in first place when he pulls some magic trick.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay Pepe, but don&quot;t come crying to me when a big and ugly monster tries to eat you&quot; he keeps mocking at you</span><br />&quot;Ohhh, Discord. You don&quot;t know me enough, you&quot;ll see that I have some aces on my sleeves&quot; and you pull a small piece of paper from behind of one of your forelegs. Discord doesn&quot;t seem amused at your trick.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on Pepe, now we have more serious business to do&quot; and he materize a candle lit and pulls some invisible handle on the floor. A door opens in the middle of the living room and he goes in &quot;Come here, you wanted some exciting adventure? Well, here I have something that would fulfill your wishes&quot;</span><br />&quot;OK, but I don&quot;t care what you have down there, you still owe me the exploration trip&quot; you insist as you go to the stairs where Discord is.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord doesn&quot;t say a word and he and you keep going down. The stairs are going very deep down. You start to lose the patience and you start to run to reach the bottom more quickly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pepe, I wouldn&quot;t do that. You&quot;re gonna stumble&quot; warns you Discord</span><br />&quot;I&quot;m not stupid, I can&quot;t control my le--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you effectively stumble. You now are falling in every part of your body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Discord finds your accident funny and he doesn't hesitate to laugh &quot;Look how good you are controlling your legs Pepe&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally &quot;you reach the floor of the basement and after a while, Discord is here too</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some strange presence sends chills down your spine</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start to look at the sides to find what&quot;s giving you that sensation</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Two smalls blue points of lights in the horizont get closer along a flapping sound</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A hizz is growing as well</span><br />&quot;Discord, what&quot;s happening?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;There&quot;s no answer but something or somebody is on your back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With fear of what you&quot;re gonna see you turn your face back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A bughorse</span></div></div>




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