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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />HEY ANONS. Guess what I did to start the new years!<br /><br />Yep! I pitched a tent and camped out in the middle of my apartment. And while I was in my tent, covered in sherpa blankets, staring at the ceiling as the moonlight crept in through the windows, my sleep-addled brain thought it would be awesome for me to turn this into a pone story. So.<br /><br />Prepare.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;29178969</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br />&quot;Hm?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No longer the bachelor, happy house-husband, part-time handyman and full time shitposter</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What? Turns out herding with mares that have their own businesses basically means you're full time help</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's no big deal - I mean, it's kinda *your* businesses now too, but</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One day on the farm</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another day modeling for clothing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe tomorrow you'll be helping with some animal rescues</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Or making spike feel insecure again</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br />&quot;What... is that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You get up from your chairbrary in the castlebrary, casting your book aside</span><br />&quot;. . . maybe it w-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br />&quot;Fuck. Ok?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start staring at the ceiling</span><br />&quot;I think it was one of....&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br />&quot;Yep. One of those smoke detectors must need recharging. Damn.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You leave the library, shutting the door - and immediately stare up at the hallway ceiling</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;. . .</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br />&quot;Ok, not this one.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open the door to the kitchen, staring up at the ceiling - demanding ANSWERS</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br />&quot;For fucks' sake-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey babe!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hey Bluefast.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;without breaking eye contact with the ceiling you raise your hand, feeling a slightly-damp mane push into your palm</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aaaaand there's the full-body hug</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wearing rainbow like some sort of awkward sidearm/toddler combo, you start rubbing her head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br />&quot;Nope.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whatcha doin, hot stuff?&quot;</span><br />&quot;One of these smoke detectors is outta charge. I'm trying to see which one it is-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know, we should just disconnect them-&quot;</span><br />&quot;And die in our sleep? No, Rainbow. I am not going out like that - that's a bitch way of going.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well *I* never had any when I was growing up-&quot;</span><br />&quot;That's because you lived in the clouds.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;S-so?! Whenever momma thunder would cook, sometimes our cloud stove would smoke...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You break eye contact with the *beep* fucking ceiling, looking down at your herdmate curiously</span><br />&quot;I... have many questions.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Like how lucky you are to have a mare like me and how you should be kissing her all the time forever?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She smiles a hopeful smile, and you stick your tongue out playfully</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;29179026</span><br />&quot;Tell ya what, fast stuff. You help me find the detector and recharge it and I'll kiss you forever and ever and ever.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She rolls her eyes - and leans into your rubbing hand. &quot;Mmmm, what a deal~&quot;</span><br />&quot;I am nothing, if not generous.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Chuckling, she gives your side one last squeeze before taking off, swooping out the doorway and throughout the rest of the castle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br />&quot;Man, FUCK the acoustics in this place. I'm going to have to ask AJ to get some wood paneling or something.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You and Dashie start combing the castle - sometimes you'll be standing under a fucking detector for a few minutes before she tells you she's checked it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sometimes you catch her gnawing on one on the ceiling to try and 'check the damn battery herself'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;. . .</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;for fucks' sake</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stand there, hands on your hips in Official Dad Pose #5, as you stare at the culprit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The detector RIGHT ABOVE YOUR FUCKING BED</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Are we sure that it's-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;BEEP!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ah! Fuck.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why is it SO LOUD?&quot; Dash complains, draping herself like yoda on your shoulders</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And just like yoda, she sneaks in a quick nuzzle to the back of your head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...we saw the same movie, right? I feel like that should've happened.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anyway.</span><br />&quot;I have no idea. But can you pop it off-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'll pop YOU off~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Beep-FUCK!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Fuck! Alright, shit. Just... fly up there and-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I can't. Apparently they're a new model - magically sealed or some such. We'll have to wait for Twilight to get back.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel her cringe, and so you walk out of your mistress-sized bedroom, shutting the double-door behind you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wow, it's still annoying even with the door closed.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I know, right? This must have been the-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Safest and most economical model with the most appropriate features and all around highest rated appliance with an excellent warranty~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chuckle</span><br />&quot;Why bookhorse, when did you get here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Books books words encyclopedia, Nonny.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wise words. Shall we abscond to the couch?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why else do you think I came home early?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;29179107</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So the two of you spend some quality time cuddling on the couch</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fire roaring</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hot cocoa made</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;[spoiler]Heavy Petting[/spoiler] happening</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good times</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Until you hear the sound of multiple hooves-on-stone, and the livingroom doors open</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'll never get used to having doors within doors within doors here</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;-and then I said 'sis, if I wanted a creme-filled eclair I'd just find my Husband!'&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hear Pinkie laugh, and the soft twang that joins her means AJ must be here too</span><br />&quot;Hey! Those eclairs take a long time to make, yanno!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Snookiebottoms!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey there sugarcube~!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another scrabble of hooves - this one more eager, you can tell - and suddenly two new faces are pushed into your comfypile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your blanket defense falls quickly, and two slightly-chilled poners start fighting with Dash over prime cuddling real estate</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br />&quot;Well for fuck's sake, you realize you can jus- no, hol- ugh-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You push Pinkie's ass out of your face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;[spoiler]No dessert before dinner, yo[/spoiler]</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As she starts aggressively cuddling Dash, doing that weird horse-neck thing with her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whatevs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ahnon? What's that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You plant a soft kiss on AJ's lips as she settles into the crook of your arm</span><br />&quot;The smoke detector in our bedroom's on the fritz.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? Aw Dagnabbit.&quot;</span><br />&quot;What?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Knowin' her, she's bought somethin' far too complicated.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, yes, b-mmh~&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You break away from the sudden kiss, sighing softly.</span><br />&quot;Sorry - welcome home to you too, Panko.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Nonny~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Th' acoustics in this place are craziern' tartarus.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I know, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;....hey gals?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You all turn to look at Pinkie</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you think that's why the guardsmares asked to be stationed on the outside of the castle?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;. . .</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh fuck you didn't need this embarrassment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh deeply, head resting on one of your throw pillows that really ties this room together</span><br />&quot;Welllll.....fuck.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;29179152</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a few more minutes the door opens again and both Fluttershy and Rarity join the pile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had the foresight to buy one of those super-wide couches, so there's plenty of room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just idly wonder, inbetween the preening and the nibbles, where the mare of the hour is</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cause that's getting really annoying</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your ears perk up as the door opens one last time, the sound of bags rustling and the low hum of magic preceding the soft clop of hooves-on-crystal</span><br />&quot;Hey! Go go go - help her bring in the groceries-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You start shooing off your herd much to their chagrin, another round of &quot;'welcome homes' and horsey noises filling up the silence of the livingroom</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey sweetheart~&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well hello to you too, you old charmer~&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Kneeling, you pull Twilight into your arms, giving her a gentle kiss</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel her ears twitch</span><br />&quot;...Yep.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That sounds like a smoke detector-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Bedroom.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;B-before you cook dinner? I-I owe the girls a big one if they got you rea-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh and boop her nose, her tongue absentmindedly licking the spot where your finger rested</span><br />&quot;No. Well, yes, but later - it's in the bedroom.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah. Alright, give me a moment then and I'll take care of it!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmkay. You got the you-know-what's I asked you to get?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight turns her head to peer into the kitchen before turning back to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah. Pear-&quot;</span><br />&quot;SSsshhhh. Shshshshs. I'm going to have an actual damn fruit salad in this household if it kills me, and I'm not going to have you ruin it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, she's talking with the other girls-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cup Twilight's cheeks in your hands</span><br />&quot;She KNOWS. She can TELL.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah fink yer behin-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WHAT IN TARNATION-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down at her with the best &quot;I told you so&quot; you can</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She can't meet your gaze</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;das rite</span><br />&quot;Go, fix the thing, and I'll hand-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;AHM' TOSSIN' OUT ALL THIS FILTH-&quot;</span><br />&quot;DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOU-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;TH' GREAT APPLE FROWNS UPON THIS FAMILY-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You rise to your full height, puffing out your chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Gon' show these little ponelets who's boss up in here</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;29179208</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You dip your spoon into the bowl</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lift it up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you put it in your mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All the while making eye contact with a certain orange mare</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;....ah don't even know who yew are anymore.&quot;</span><br />&quot;MMM TH' FLAVORS-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bursts of grape, pear, strawberry, pineapple - and yes, even apple - play a wonderful and delicate melody in your mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'll burst in your mouth, Nonny~&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ponko stop reading at the table and finish your fruit salad. We're gonna be healthier this year-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But Nooonnnyyy~&quot;</span><br />&quot;No, I only dropped 7lbs over all of last year and I didn't get swol at all-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's a soft groan around the table - save for Fluttershy, she's happily muzzle-down in her bowl because she's the GOOD ONE - but complaints be damned</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wear the horse-skirt in this family, you control the house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anonymous, dear, you look simply ravishing as is-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Thank you, I love you too, no I'm not reading cosmare, no this isn't some weird fad, yes you're still sexy, yes I'll do that thing with my tongue still, no I won't back down on this diet.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You *hear* Rarity's mouth shut, her breath blowing out her nostrils. &quot;Well FINE then, darling.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hum softly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I thought you fixed that, Twi? What's the deal?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Rainbow finish your dessert-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;W-well, it just turns out-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Here we go&quot;</span><br />&quot;You too AJ-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah won't. It's th' principle of the thing!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, uh. I had it hardwired into the background harmonic resonance of the castle itself-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nnnneeerrrrrrrdddd-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Just because you're right doesn't mean you don't get to eat your food-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Love you, Twi. But, you were saying?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;J-Just that... it's a fault of the unit itself. I already have a repairmare coming out, but the earliest she can be here is around 9AM.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;U-um, can you just... shut down the u-unit?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry Fluttershy, but I can't. It's hardwired - and I can't mute it with magic either, because I could accidentally mute ALL of them in the series...&quot;</span><br />&quot;And our insurance would go through the roof.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight smiles seepishly.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;29179250</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hm. Well, we'll just have to cross that bridge when we get to it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br />&quot;There's no way we're going to be able to sleep in here with that going on.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity and Twilight nod, their combined magic pulling out the blankets from the bed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So what's the plan then, hubby?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Mmm. Maybe we just camp out in the livingroom?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure. We could do that - Ooh! We could make a blanket fort! I read that-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your girls' ears go flat, but they continue making it happen - pulling blankets, then the comforter, then the pillows off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Anon~!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;RD pokes her head into the bedroom</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's the plan, my man?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, we're most likely going to-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*CHIRP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;. . .</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The three of you stare directly at Rainbow Dash, who is now bright red</span><br />&quot;C...care to run that by me again?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nnnn. What's... the plan....&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stay silent, because you almost have this timed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Three... two... o-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*CHIRP*</span><br />&quot;Rainbow - are you, is-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;IT SOUNDS AGGRESSIVE OK?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your little bluehoers stomps her hooves, blushing furiously.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;O-oh! Rainbow, there you are-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;THE GOOD ONE softly lands beside her herdmate, moving forward to do that horse-nuzzle-hello before recoiling slightly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh! Rainbow, are you ok? I-is someth-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*CHIRP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*peep peep peep peep peep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stare, mouth open, as Fluttershy looks around confused, making soft peeping noises</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh wow... I mean, the manual said it might be annoying to some pegasai, but-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow Dash turns her head away, resting it on the other side of the door</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her tail is swishing from side to side - she is so ANGRY</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oooooo I would be too</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can just feel the shenanigans radiating off Rarity</span><br />&quot;Ok. So we're going to-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;*BEEP*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy's eyes go wide as her peeping suddenly increases in volume, then slowly goes back to the same background volume</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This doens't compare to Rainbow, however</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who, forgetting the fucking crazy acoustics in this house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*C H I R P*s so loud that it echos</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;. . .</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your sides are gone</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;29179320</span><br />&quot;I'm sorry-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;RD sniffles softly, kneading your arms as you hug her. &quot;NO, you're NOT.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You do your damnest to stop the smile from spreading across your face</span><br />&quot;I-I am, Re-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You can barely stop laughing!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Deep breaths, Anon</span><br />&quot;Ok, I'll admit, that was the most-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Humiliating, terrible, stupid, dumb-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Most adorable thing I've ever seen you do - right up there with you giving me your primary to wear.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nnnnnn~&quot; she squirms, but stops fighting you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is good so far, we're making progress</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look up and lock eyes with Rarity, who's across the room putting together a very tasteful blanket fort</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at you, licking her lips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;O...ok....</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She mouths something out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;'b e e p'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'LL FITE YOU~&quot;</span><br />&quot;Rarity you are NOT HELPING-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She laughs and disappears into the fort, leaving you with the cleanup</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You begin emergency belly rubs and snuggles, but it's a long time until she finally settles back down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;[spoiler]Your tongue is going to have a workout tonight,[/spoiler] but it's worth it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We're Reeeaaadddyyyy~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*beep*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down at the pegasus in your arms</span><br />&quot;Are you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...mfmhm.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hmm?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If she starts shit I'm gon' fite her.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Tell you what. IF she does - IF, mind you, not 'I think she did so let's go', you can rassle her. Deal?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah heard someone say rasslin?&quot; AJ says, poking her head out of the tent</span><br />&quot;Maybe!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Is it that special type of rasslin' that a mare needs from her stallion after a long day~?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well... It does involve the People's Elbow, so...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whut?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Nothing. Be there soon~&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Carrying your little bundle of nerves, you stoop down - then kneel, scooting into the comfytent</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You place RD down on all four hooves and she stares down Rarity</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who... looks away, smiling</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Horsepolitics.herd</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you appreciate her not escalating things</span><br />&quot;So... uh. This is a bit smaller than the bed - how do we want to work this out?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh! We'll just fuse together a bit-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wait, what?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? Darling, you never...saw us do this?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&gt;29179406</span><br />&quot;Sorry, just. Mammals from home don't fuse. What?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight clops her hooves together in glee. &quot;Oh! That's right - &quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, please no education, not tonight Twily - please?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie drapes over Twilight's withers, but she shrugs her off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No! Education is wonderful and amazing and just-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;-kills any colt's erection-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah so, fusing?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh! Uh, well. We're not really mammals, per se.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well I figured you were more like bendy little marshmellows, but you've got all the bits I'm familiar with-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;YEAH you are~&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ponka, wait like <span class="nu0">5</span> minutes-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well yes, but we're like... oh, what were those people you said came from your zebrica?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Uh... bl-bla-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight clops her hoof against the blanket</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's right! Orks! And so since we're bendy and marshmallowy we can sorta.. well-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Allow us to demonstrate, darling?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity stands up and presses her side against Twilight - who leans into her as well, and then they just start to...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;....rub</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And I mean, it looks kinda silly and a little bit kinky but mostly terrifyingly adorable</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And then they just stop</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And we're good!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;....</span><br />&quot;What?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You scoot forward - and by God, they're actually fused</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's like... the purple disappears into the white but there's no actual border it's just</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A-anon, don't worry-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You recoil slightly, blinking</span><br />&quot;I just.... wh- but you're ponies. You're horses that didn't try hard enough. H-how?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Um... well, t-technically we just call ourselves ponies - we're not *Earth* ponies, so... this is just natural for us.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sit on your butt unceremoniously as the doublepone makes it's way over to you, cuddling you with all sorts of limbs and warmpth and whatnot</span><br />&quot;I just... guess I forgot we're all aliens here.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Naw, *yer* just the sexy alien. We're just normal pony folk.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chuckle, smiling</span><br />&quot;Thanks, AJ. So, why this fusing?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh! Cause all the blankets are on the floor to give us a cushion. So we'll be your blanket for tonight!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Um. .... Fair enough?&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't worry dear - just run us under cold water and we'll separate just like that!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And so, as the lights dimmed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;and your alien-horse blanket cooed softly as you pulled it over your naked form</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You realized</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The more things change the more they stay the same.</span></div></div>




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