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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="A_new_hope_.28Ch1.29.28Norman_Normal.29">A new hope (Ch1)(Norman Normal)</span><a href="A_new_hope_(Ch#/editor/1" title="Edit section: A new hope (Ch1)(Norman Normal)" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sitting alone outside of the school.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Feeling down as usual.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everytime I try a move on Aryan beauty, I get cockblocked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This time, Purple is not here to cheer me up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She must be fucking Brad in an empty classroom.</span><br />I want to go back to Pennsylvania.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;I grabbed my knees, feeling my eyes brimming with tears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I'm so glad that Purple is my friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The moment she introduced me to her friends, it was the best moment since I came here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brad and Big Mac, being my bros, helped me with those moments I needed a guy friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sadly, it wasn't enough.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe if I had a very special someone in my life.</span><br />Fuck, my mind is going in circles.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;I just want a girlfriend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;To hold hands, kiss and hug.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Someone I can share my problems to and connect.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Have something no one else could have, something only she and I could share.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But at this point, the only girl I care for-</span><br />No, stop it. You're doing it again.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Perhaps I should talk with my parents, tell them my problems.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I could even stay with uncle Joe.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fucking racist!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not again. That's it, I don't care who he is, or how many they are. I will slap some fucking shit!</span><br />&quot;What? your cunt accepts only skinheads?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Huh?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just leave me alone!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What's going on?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on guys, let's get out of here, we may catch her racism. See you later, whore!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They're not from my school. Who's that girl, is she crying?</span><br />Hey, are you ok?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Leave me alone! I'm not a racist, I just, I just.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh no.</span><br />It's ok, I won't hurt you.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Everybody does! You'll probably start making fun of me, calling me a rac- Wait, you're not from this town, are you?&quot;</span><br />No. I'm not. I came from Pennsylvania. My name's Norman Normal. May I sit here?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure go ahead.&quot; The girl trying to control her sobs. &quot;By the way, I'm Elle Rosemary.&quot;</span><br />Who were those guys?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They're some assholes from my school. When I moved here, I rejected one of them. I made a huge mistake, I called him blue. Now everybody thinks I'm a racist.&quot;</span><br />Have you tell someone about this?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I told the teachers, but they didn't believe me. Even they think I am a xenophobe.</span><br />And your parents?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I can't tell my parents.&quot;</span><br />Why not?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This town is our only chance. This was the only place that had a job for my family. If I tell him, he would resign without thinking it twice, trying to find a new place to live.&quot;</span><br />What a cool father.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My parents love me so much, they would do anything for me. I can't ruin this opportunity.&quot;</span><br />It's not your fault, Elle.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know!&quot; The girl said while her tears were running down her face &quot;But I have to take it, for them.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This girl is tough. Being called a racist is painful, but also being call a whore?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I should be going, it's getting kind of late and I don't want to worry my father.&quot;</span><br />Wait, let me walk you home.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh?&quot;</span><br />Those assholes may be around here. Who knows what can they do if they find you alone.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh right, of course. Thank you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I didn't notice before, but she's very cute.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's redheaded, with her hair up to her shoulders.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A slender, delicate figure.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seems she likes to wear a good amount of mascara on her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And her small lips, they're a beautiful crimson red.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A very beautiful crimson red.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's wrong?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh crap, she noticed me. God, I'm such a creep.</span><br />N-Nothing, it is just that your, huh, y-your mascara's running down your face.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? oh, no! Oh dear, how embarrassing.&quot;</span><br />I-It's ok, here, have this handkerchief.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;T-Thank you, Norman.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh wow, she's cuter while blushing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Strange, we've been walking the same route I take home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well here we are, this is my house.&quot;</span><br />Wait, really? You're kidding! I live one block over there.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You don't mean that white house?&quot;</span><br />Yeah! that's my house, how did you know?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My father's a good friend with the couple living there! He never mentioned that they had a son though.&quot;</span><br />What.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anyway, thanks for walking me home, Norman. I really appreciate it.&quot;</span><br />No problem, Elle. It was my pleasure. Say, would you like to hang out any of these days?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'd love to. I'm free this Saturday.&quot;</span><br />This Saturday? Oh yeah! we can huh, walk at the park?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That would be lovely, Norman.&quot;</span><br />Great! I'll come by at 2pm.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, that was nice, I never knew such a sweet girl lived here.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She cheered me up a little. Hopefully she'll be a little more chatty this Saturday.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;By the way, I should go back to my house, I look like a weirdo standing outside like this.</span><br />Dad? I'm home.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey son!&quot;</span><br />Dad, are you and my mother friends with that couple from the CMC street?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course son! they came from Maryland! They also have a very nice, but quiet daughter!&quot;</span><br />Yet you never told me about them.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well you never asked son!&quot;</span><br />God damn it, dad.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Watch your tongue, sonny. Anyway, your mother and I will be back late, so you can invite your friend Rarity.&quot;</span><br />Dad I-<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Good luck son.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Bye bye honey! take care, Normy.&quot;</span><br />Bye dad, bye mom.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aryan beauty, I completely forgot about her. Last time I tried to invite her, Purple's dog almost ate my pinkie.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the time before, Purple said she wanted me to teach her about male masturbation, right in front of her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Should I invite her now?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nah, something will probably interrupt me. I'll just play some XBox with Big Mac.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here's my controller.</span><br />Hey Big Mac, wassap. What you playing, Halo <span class="nu0">4</span>?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Eyuup&quot;</span><br />Care if I join?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nope.&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What a strange day. I never expected to find a girl living my same hell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I wonder if she has her own purple.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Someone that could be her friend and won't believe the lies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe I can be that friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anyway, I'll talk with Elle at the park.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle, what a nice name.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I wonder what hobbies she has.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had an artsy air.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Does she goes to another school? I didn't know there were two high schools in this town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I should stop thinking about her, or I won't be able to sleep.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I hope she doesn't think I am a creep for staring at her face so much.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God, maybe she thinks I am an unusual fellow.</span><br />Wait a minute, I am thinking too much on her. What's going on?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nothing, Norman, you are kind of excited that you found another &quot;normal&quot; person, calm down.</span><br />Yeah, I should. I don't want to scare her. Anyway, time to sleep.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman, honey, wake up, you're going to be late.&quot;</span><br />Ok mom, just let me take a bath.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Daily life starts once again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When I wake up till I meet Purple, it just feels like a normal life.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Norman! Hello, Mrs. Normal! Sorry to leave you yesterday, Brad wanted me to help him with something!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I could feel my mother's glare for Purple. She thinks she is a bad influence. Maybe she is.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I really like your mother, Norman, she is quiet but she always looks at my eyes when I talk to her. I read that when humans do that it means they are honest.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;We are at the entrance of the school and all of her, no, our friends greet us.</span><br />Hi, girls.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hello, Norman. Ready for today's exam?&quot;</span><br />Yes, Pinkie, I did study remember? with everyone else? when you were at that party?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, Norman, you know I don't need to study!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes you do, Pinkie, you're the worst in the class.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman, buddy, wait until you hear about yesterday's game. You won't believe what happened.&quot;</span><br />You won?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Won? I humiliated the entire team.&quot;</span><br />Hey, AJ.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Howdy, Norman. You know, you should stop playing those games with Big Mac.&quot;</span><br />What do you mean?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, when he's not working or in school, he just plays. I even heard he rejected a lot of cute girls because he doesn't want to stop playing.&quot;</span><br />He'll be fine, AJ, don't worry about him.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After the exam we were all at the cafeteria enjoying our meals.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And then my goal was the coolest goal you can imagine! but then, the other team began crying, and then we began fighting and that's how that girl lost her arm.&quot;</span><br />That's an, huh, exciting story, Dash. Glad to know that you're not in jail now.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, nobody would put the captain of the soccer team in jail before the finals.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But, Dash, are you ok? that story was very scary.&quot; Fluttershy asked, worried for her friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't worry, Fluttershy, I have not a single scratch. Well, except the ones on my knuckles.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;RD shown her fists at FS, making her hide behind her tray.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sugarcube, really, you won't get a boyfriend if you keep acting like that.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A boyfriend? I won't get a boyfriend that is not as awesome as I am. You want me to date a whimp like Norman?&quot;</span><br />A what?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Face it, dude. You are as skinny as a stick.&quot;</span><br />I-I am not a stick.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes you are.&quot;</span><br />You little-<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bell sounds, announcing the beginning of the 5th period.</span><br />Oh man, break's over?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nothing is more sacred than knowledge, Norman, so I told the principal that our break was too long. Imagine my surprise when she accepted to cut it.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God damn it, Purple.</span><br />Fine, let's go.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, can I have a word with you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course, Rarity, what's up?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Rarity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Waiting outside school for Norman and Twilight with the group.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They greet us, but Norman doesn't notice me like other times.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;During launch, he barely notices me.</span><br />Darling, Norman, what were you doing yesterday?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just playing.&quot;</span><br />Oh. On your video games?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah. Anyway, Dash, you cannot choke other players.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I decide to talk with Twilight about my problems.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So you are worried about it?&quot;</span><br />Yes, he never acted this way towards me. So, cold.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe he was worried about the exam. Our teacher almost took his exam away because he found Pinkie trying to copy him.&quot;</span><br />I suppose you may be right, dear.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on, cheer up! I have an idea. Norman, hey Norman!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Would you like to hang out with Rarity and I this Saturday?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh sorry, Purple, I mean, Twilight. I have other plans.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He leaves, without even looking at me.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can't be helped, right? But he called me by my name! he almost never does that. I really like it when he does.&quot;</span><br />Twilight, something is definitely wrong.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;For the rest of the week, I try my hardest for him to notice me, but nothing works.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wearing his favorite boots.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;His favorite dress.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, he failed to notice me, or he wasn't even around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I even tried to take him to an empty classroom, but he only grunted.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Saying something about how he needed to go home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I cannot believe it. I know that I was a little cold in the past, but that's because he is special.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I just can't throw myself to his arms like that, I really want him to love me.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How can he not notice my advances? Maybe, he doesn't care.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Norman.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight invites me to hang out on Saturday, but I refuse since I had something else to do with Elle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Also the entire week was hell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aryan beauty was stunning all week, but I couldn't even talk with her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On Wednesday, because Twilight bumped with me during chemistry class, dropping something on my eyes and blinding me for the entire day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thursday, Dash wanted to try on me her new wrestling move. For the rest of the day I was on the infirmary.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lastly, Friday, she took me to an empty class, but it was double XP weekend on xbox live. I never miss double XP weekend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Enough of Aryan beauty.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I've been waiting for this day all week.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Saturday, the promised day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I am a little nervous, so I was ready 3 hours earlier.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The best way to relax? play some xbox.</span><br />Hey, Brad.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yo, Norman, how you doing?&quot;</span><br />Great, how about you?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The same man. Twilight just visited this morning and-&quot;</span><br />I told you, man, stop talking about that shit.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh come on. She is so innocent. It is always exciting to teach her something new.&quot;</span><br />I hate you.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After some hours playing.</span><br />Sorry, man, gotta go, I've something else to do.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A date? yeah right.&quot;</span><br />Fuck you, man.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Get your ass here soon, so I can keep wrecking you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I turn my xbox off and leave the house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I walk up to the other house, knock the door and Elle comes out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks beautiful, wearing a spring dress and no makeup.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi, Norman&quot; She said.</span><br />H-Hi, Elle. You look, gorgeous.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was definitely creepy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you, Norman, I didn't know what to wear for today. My mother told me something simple like would be for the best.&quot; Elle said while grabbing her dress in a playful way.</span><br />Your mother's a sharp woman.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, she always knows what to do. So, shall we get going?&quot;</span><br />Yes, of �c-course.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brad, you son of a bitch. You always make fun of me for being a virgin, but I'll show you I'm a cool guy. Cheer for me, bro.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Today is going to be a good day.</span></div></div>
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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sitting alone outside of the school.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Feeling down as usual.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everytime I try a move on Aryan beauty, I get cockblocked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This time, Purple is not here to cheer me up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She must be fucking Brad in an empty classroom.</span><br />I want to go back to Pennsylvania.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;I grabbed my knees, feeling my eyes brimming with tears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I'm so glad that Purple is my friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The moment she introduced me to her friends, it was the best moment since I came here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brad and Big Mac, being my bros, helped me with those moments I needed a guy friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sadly, it wasn't enough.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe if I had a very special someone in my life.</span><br />Fuck, my mind is going in circles.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;I just want a girlfriend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;To hold hands, kiss and hug.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Someone I can share my problems to and connect.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Have something no one else could have, something only she and I could share.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But at this point, the only girl I care for-</span><br />No, stop it. You're doing it again.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Perhaps I should talk with my parents, tell them my problems.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I could even stay with uncle Joe.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fucking racist!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not again. That's it, I don't care who he is, or how many they are. I will slap some fucking shit!</span><br />&quot;What? your cunt accepts only skinheads?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Huh?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just leave me alone!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What's going on?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on guys, let's get out of here, we may catch her racism. See you later, whore!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They're not from my school. Who's that girl, is she crying?</span><br />Hey, are you ok?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Leave me alone! I'm not a racist, I just, I just.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh no.</span><br />It's ok, I won't hurt you.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Everybody does! You'll probably start making fun of me, calling me a rac- Wait, you're not from this town, are you?&quot;</span><br />No. I'm not. I came from Pennsylvania. My name's Norman Normal. May I sit here?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure go ahead.&quot; The girl trying to control her sobs. &quot;By the way, I'm Elle Rosemary.&quot;</span><br />Who were those guys?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They're some assholes from my school. When I moved here, I rejected one of them. I made a huge mistake, I called him blue. Now everybody thinks I'm a racist.&quot;</span><br />Have you tell someone about this?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I told the teachers, but they didn't believe me. Even they think I am a xenophobe.</span><br />And your parents?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I can't tell my parents.&quot;</span><br />Why not?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This town is our only chance. This was the only place that had a job for my family. If I tell him, he would resign without thinking it twice, trying to find a new place to live.&quot;</span><br />What a cool father.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My parents love me so much, they would do anything for me. I can't ruin this opportunity.&quot;</span><br />It's not your fault, Elle.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know!&quot; The girl said while her tears were running down her face &quot;But I have to take it, for them.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This girl is tough. Being called a racist is painful, but also being call a whore?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I should be going, it's getting kind of late and I don't want to worry my father.&quot;</span><br />Wait, let me walk you home.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh?&quot;</span><br />Those assholes may be around here. Who knows what can they do if they find you alone.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh right, of course. Thank you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I didn't notice before, but she's very cute.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's redheaded, with her hair up to her shoulders.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A slender, delicate figure.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seems she likes to wear a good amount of mascara on her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And her small lips, they're a beautiful crimson red.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A very beautiful crimson red.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's wrong?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh crap, she noticed me. God, I'm such a creep.</span><br />N-Nothing, it is just that your, huh, y-your mascara's running down your face.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? oh, no! Oh dear, how embarrassing.&quot;</span><br />I-It's ok, here, have this handkerchief.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;T-Thank you, Norman.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh wow, she's cuter while blushing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Strange, we've been walking the same route I take home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well here we are, this is my house.&quot;</span><br />Wait, really? You're kidding! I live one block over there.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You don't mean that white house?&quot;</span><br />Yeah! that's my house, how did you know?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My father's a good friend with the couple living there! He never mentioned that they had a son though.&quot;</span><br />What.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anyway, thanks for walking me home, Norman. I really appreciate it.&quot;</span><br />No problem, Elle. It was my pleasure. Say, would you like to hang out any of these days?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'd love to. I'm free this Saturday.&quot;</span><br />This Saturday? Oh yeah! we can huh, walk at the park?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That would be lovely, Norman.&quot;</span><br />Great! I'll come by at 2pm.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, that was nice, I never knew such a sweet girl lived here.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She cheered me up a little. Hopefully she'll be a little more chatty this Saturday.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;By the way, I should go back to my house, I look like a weirdo standing outside like this.</span><br />Dad? I'm home.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey son!&quot;</span><br />Dad, are you and my mother friends with that couple from the CMC street?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course son! they came from Maryland! They also have a very nice, but quiet daughter!&quot;</span><br />Yet you never told me about them.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well you never asked son!&quot;</span><br />God damn it, dad.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Watch your tongue, sonny. Anyway, your mother and I will be back late, so you can invite your friend Rarity.&quot;</span><br />Dad I-<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Good luck son.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Bye bye honey! take care, Normy.&quot;</span><br />Bye dad, bye mom.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aryan beauty, I completely forgot about her. Last time I tried to invite her, Purple's dog almost ate my pinkie.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the time before, Purple said she wanted me to teach her about male masturbation, right in front of her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Should I invite her now?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nah, something will probably interrupt me. I'll just play some XBox with Big Mac.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here's my controller.</span><br />Hey Big Mac, wassap. What you playing, Halo <span class="nu0">4</span>?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Eyuup&quot;</span><br />Care if I join?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nope.&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What a strange day. I never expected to find a girl living my same hell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I wonder if she has her own purple.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Someone that could be her friend and won't believe the lies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe I can be that friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anyway, I'll talk with Elle at the park.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle, what a nice name.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I wonder what hobbies she has.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had an artsy air.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Does she goes to another school? I didn't know there were two high schools in this town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I should stop thinking about her, or I won't be able to sleep.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I hope she doesn't think I am a creep for staring at her face so much.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God, maybe she thinks I am an unusual fellow.</span><br />Wait a minute, I am thinking too much on her. What's going on?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nothing, Norman, you are kind of excited that you found another &quot;normal&quot; person, calm down.</span><br />Yeah, I should. I don't want to scare her. Anyway, time to sleep.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman, honey, wake up, you're going to be late.&quot;</span><br />Ok mom, just let me take a bath.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Daily life starts once again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When I wake up till I meet Purple, it just feels like a normal life.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Norman! Hello, Mrs. Normal! Sorry to leave you yesterday, Brad wanted me to help him with something!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I could feel my mother's glare for Purple. She thinks she is a bad influence. Maybe she is.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I really like your mother, Norman, she is quiet but she always looks at my eyes when I talk to her. I read that when humans do that it means they are honest.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;We are at the entrance of the school and all of her, no, our friends greet us.</span><br />Hi, girls.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hello, Norman. Ready for today's exam?&quot;</span><br />Yes, Pinkie, I did study remember? with everyone else? when you were at that party?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, Norman, you know I don't need to study!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes you do, Pinkie, you're the worst in the class.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman, buddy, wait until you hear about yesterday's game. You won't believe what happened.&quot;</span><br />You won?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Won? I humiliated the entire team.&quot;</span><br />Hey, AJ.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Howdy, Norman. You know, you should stop playing those games with Big Mac.&quot;</span><br />What do you mean?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, when he's not working or in school, he just plays. I even heard he rejected a lot of cute girls because he doesn't want to stop playing.&quot;</span><br />He'll be fine, AJ, don't worry about him.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After the exam we were all at the cafeteria enjoying our meals.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And then my goal was the coolest goal you can imagine! but then, the other team began crying, and then we began fighting and that's how that girl lost her arm.&quot;</span><br />That's an, huh, exciting story, Dash. Glad to know that you're not in jail now.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, nobody would put the captain of the soccer team in jail before the finals.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But, Dash, are you ok? that story was very scary.&quot; Fluttershy asked, worried for her friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't worry, Fluttershy, I have not a single scratch. Well, except the ones on my knuckles.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;RD shown her fists at FS, making her hide behind her tray.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sugarcube, really, you won't get a boyfriend if you keep acting like that.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A boyfriend? I won't get a boyfriend that is not as awesome as I am. You want me to date a whimp like Norman?&quot;</span><br />A what?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Face it, dude. You are as skinny as a stick.&quot;</span><br />I-I am not a stick.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes you are.&quot;</span><br />You little-<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bell sounds, announcing the beginning of the 5th period.</span><br />Oh man, break's over?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nothing is more sacred than knowledge, Norman, so I told the principal that our break was too long. Imagine my surprise when she accepted to cut it.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God damn it, Purple.</span><br />Fine, let's go.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, can I have a word with you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course, Rarity, what's up?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Rarity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Waiting outside school for Norman and Twilight with the group.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They greet us, but Norman doesn't notice me like other times.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;During launch, he barely notices me.</span><br />Darling, Norman, what were you doing yesterday?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just playing.&quot;</span><br />Oh. On your video games?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah. Anyway, Dash, you cannot choke other players.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I decide to talk with Twilight about my problems.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So you are worried about it?&quot;</span><br />Yes, he never acted this way towards me. So, cold.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe he was worried about the exam. Our teacher almost took his exam away because he found Pinkie trying to copy him.&quot;</span><br />I suppose you may be right, dear.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on, cheer up! I have an idea. Norman, hey Norman!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Would you like to hang out with Rarity and I this Saturday?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh sorry, Purple, I mean, Twilight. I have other plans.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He leaves, without even looking at me.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can't be helped, right? But he called me by my name! he almost never does that. I really like it when he does.&quot;</span><br />Twilight, something is definitely wrong.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;For the rest of the week, I try my hardest for him to notice me, but nothing works.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wearing his favorite boots.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;His favorite dress.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, he failed to notice me, or he wasn't even around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I even tried to take him to an empty classroom, but he only grunted.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Saying something about how he needed to go home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I cannot believe it. I know that I was a little cold in the past, but that's because he is special.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I just can't throw myself to his arms like that, I really want him to love me.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How can he not notice my advances? Maybe, he doesn't care.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Norman.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight invites me to hang out on Saturday, but I refuse since I had something else to do with Elle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Also the entire week was hell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aryan beauty was stunning all week, but I couldn't even talk with her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On Wednesday, because Twilight bumped with me during chemistry class, dropping something on my eyes and blinding me for the entire day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thursday, Dash wanted to try on me her new wrestling move. For the rest of the day I was on the infirmary.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lastly, Friday, she took me to an empty class, but it was double XP weekend on xbox live. I never miss double XP weekend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Enough of Aryan beauty.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I've been waiting for this day all week.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Saturday, the promised day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I am a little nervous, so I was ready 3 hours earlier.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The best way to relax? play some xbox.</span><br />Hey, Brad.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yo, Norman, how you doing?&quot;</span><br />Great, how about you?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The same man. Twilight just visited this morning and-&quot;</span><br />I told you, man, stop talking about that shit.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh come on. She is so innocent. It is always exciting to teach her something new.&quot;</span><br />I hate you.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After some hours playing.</span><br />Sorry, man, gotta go, I've something else to do.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A date? yeah right.&quot;</span><br />Fuck you, man.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Get your ass here soon, so I can keep wrecking you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I turn my xbox off and leave the house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I walk up to the other house, knock the door and Elle comes out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks beautiful, wearing a spring dress and no makeup.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi, Norman&quot; She said.</span><br />H-Hi, Elle. You look, gorgeous.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was definitely creepy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you, Norman, I didn't know what to wear for today. My mother told me something simple like would be for the best.&quot; Elle said while grabbing her dress in a playful way.</span><br />Your mother's a sharp woman.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, she always knows what to do. So, shall we get going?&quot;</span><br />Yes, of �c-course.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brad, you son of a bitch. You always make fun of me for being a virgin, but I'll show you I'm a cool guy. Cheer for me, bro.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Today is going to be a good day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman and Elle began walking towards the nearest park from their neighborhood</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He still didn't know why he was so nervous or at least he didn't want to realize</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not even in Pennsylvania did he have this kind of date</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Normally it he would've taken his crush to eat something or to the movies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But never something as simple as a park</span><br />So Elle, my parents told me you come from Maryland right? why did your family moved here?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Remember when I told you that this was the only town my father could get a job?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She did mention that, I am such a moron&quot; Norman thought to himself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He is a geographer. The mayor of the town heard that he was such an expert on the region, that he hired him&quot;</span><br />Really?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;yeah, but he has a strong temperament. He doesn't like lazy students or companions but once you get to know him he can be pretty cheerful&quot;</span><br />Whoa, a geographer. I've never met one before. *snicker* I wouldn't like to meet him, he would be disappointed at someone as bad as me on the subject<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Really? well then tell me what is your favorite subject&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman told her his favorite subject was the history of the native americans</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He said that he was fascinated by their religion and way of living before the contact with Europe</span><br />Let me tell you. Once before an exam, one friend of mine made me read all the books in the library about the Iroquois because she thought I wouldn't be ready.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tough&quot;</span><br />Yeah, Twilight can be a pain but in the end, she is one of my only friends here<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The conversation shifted to Twilight's antics</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How she always made him suffer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her innocence was charming at first, but every time he was harmed in humorous ways thanks to her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I suppose you are not popular in your school then&quot;</span><br />I have a, well similar situation to yours. People call me racist without being one<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How did it happen?&quot;</span><br />When I got to the first day of school, I saw all the, different people walking and said &quot;What is wrong with these people and their colored skin?&quot; out loud<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ha ha are you serious?&quot;</span><br />Yeah, they began calling me a skin head. But not purple, I mean Twilight. She was the only one in my side. She even introduced me to her friends. They are the greatest people I've ever known<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Must be nice having friends&quot; Elle said while sighing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh no, I knew it, she doesn't have friends, Norman thought to himself</span><br />Oh well, uh, cheer up Elle. Come, Let me invite you an ice cream.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The strawberry ice cream did cheer her up a little bit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;this is my favorite ice cream flavour&quot;</span><br />Mine is chocolate<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thanks Norman&quot;</span><br />No problem Elle, everything you need<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girl shrank a little while playing with her hair and looking at Norman's eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Say Norman, should we go and sit by the fountain?&quot;</span><br />Of course Elle. I do love the sound of running water<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Me too, come&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girl then held Norman's wrist and guided him to a free bench</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's no need to say that the boy was blushing like an idiot</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the bench at the park, Norman discovered that Elle liked videogames too, but those strange japanese role games</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I could borrow you one, maybe you will like it&quot;</span><br />Whichever you choose, it will be fun<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girl also liked to read, but more than school books or love stories, she rather read fantasy novels</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;you should read more books Norman, they are always good to leave your problems behind for an hour or two&quot;</span><br />I'd love to, but every book I try to read, purple gets too excited and she spoils me the ending.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;They shared stories of when they were living in Pennsylvania and in Maryland.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Their older friends in their previous cities</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Talking about their families. How Norman's father was always entering his room at the exact same time he was sucking at CoD, or how his mother hated Twilight with all her guts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I also like to draw&quot;</span><br />Can I see some of your drawings?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I, rather not. I don't really like to share my drawings&quot;</span><br />Oh well. Maybe one day<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before they noticed it the day was already over and the last rays of sun were dying</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman then stretched out after after sitting for so long and by accident he put his hand besides Elle, barely touching her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Embarrassed, he thought of moving it, but he left it there</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle didn't move either</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They looked at each other's eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman grabbed her hand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was smiling</span><br />Say, I had so much fun today. Would you, like to, repeat it another day?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I, I'd love to Norman!&quot;</span><br />I think it is a little late, maybe we should be going<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I think I want to stay here a couple of minutes more&quot; Elle said while resting her head on his shoulder</span><br />Sure<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time passed, and Norman was enjoying this, more than anything in his life</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He didn't notice that he was speaking his thoughts</span><br />It would be nice if you could be my Girlfriend<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle, without moving responded</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;well, you could just ask me to be your girlfriend&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Normal realized what he just said before, it was just a thought, but he couldn't back up now</span><br />Uh, well, ok, Elle, would you, like to be my girlfriend?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle looked at Norman's eyes and kissed him on the cheek</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes Norman, I will be your girlfriend.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This wasn't the plan Norman thought, with a stupid smile on his face</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you for this wonderful evening Norman, I never had this much fun before in this town&quot;</span><br />Not a problem Elle, I also had a great time<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, see you around&quot; The girl blushed a little &quot;boyfriend&quot;</span><br />Bye, girlfriend<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle smiled and ran back into her house.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yo Norman, back for more wrecking?&quot;</span><br />Yeah<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So how was your gay date?&quot;</span><br />It wasn't, oh fuck it, dude I got news, I have a girlfriend<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whoa brah, you finally hit Rarity, congratulations&quot;</span><br />Rarity? Oh, no no, it isn't Rarity.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not Rarity? damn it man, I told you, Twilight was mine&quot;</span><br />Fuck you man, I wouldn't touche purple with a stick. No she is my, neighbor<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, well then, congratulations anyway virgin&quot;</span><br />Thank you rapist<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fuck you man, she never said no, it was not rape&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Twilight</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Feeling bad for Rarity</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Decide that I should bring some cupcakes from Sugarcube Corner to her house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh Twilight, I do appreciate this, but I am not in the mood right now&quot;</span><br />Rarity, are you still worried about Norman?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes my dear. At first I just thought that he was just a, well a racist&quot;</span><br />I still don't know what a racist is<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But once I got to know him well, he is charming. He has this stupid obsession with videogames but he can be a magical boy&quot;</span><br />Magical? he doesn't know how to use magic<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The other day, he told me a beautiful story from a native american group, and the passion in his eyes made, well, made my heart melt&quot;</span><br />Really?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but darling, Spike bit his ear when he finished it. You should put a leash on him&quot;</span><br />Oh dear. Spike, I swear, next time you bite Norman I will castrate you<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He was getting too close to Rarity, Twilight&quot;</span><br />But she is NOT our Rarity you dumb dog<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, are you talking with your, dog?&quot;</span><br />What this? No no no! well, yes, but it is not important<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I just don't know what to do, everytime I try to get closer to him, something happens that ruins the mood&quot;</span><br />I have an idea, But we need the girls, call them<br /><br />Hello everyone, we need a favor to ask you<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oooh! do you want to have a sleepover?&quot;</span><br />No Pinkie. We agreed to never sleep with you after the pizza party incident&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh come on Twilight, she never said no&quot;</span><br />Anyway, we need your help so that Rarity's feelings can get to Norman.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't think she needs us for that, he is always drooling for her&quot; Rainbow Dash answered</span><br />Yeah, but remember that one time they were alone and you put a cracker besides them? And then Norman's leg got burnt?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, yeah. I do&quot;</span><br />Or what about you AJ, making him drink rotten apple juice<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah said ah was sorry. I thought it was cider&quot;</span><br />You see where I am going? something always happens that stops them having some private time<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Usually he gets uh, hurt really badly&quot;</span><br />Yes Fluttershy, I am aware of it. So that's why we need your help. We need you to be Rarity and Norman's bodyguards until they are an item<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No problem Twilight. You know I'll do everything for a friend&quot; RD said</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh girls, I am so thankful for helping me. Grouphug?&quot; �Rarity asked</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girls all hugged in a friendship hug</span><br />Spike, leave Rarity's leg alone<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman was having a difficult time to sleep</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brad's commentary on Rarity left him uneasy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He could swear that at some points, she was interested in him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The way she smiled at him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When she laughed at his jokes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How she helps him when Spike humiliates him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe he did a mistake?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After all, his first crush in this town was Rarity</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He fantasied with her so much, that now it feels wrong</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like he betrayed Rarity in some way</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All these thoughts, they were messing his head</span><br />*PING*<br />My phone, where is my phone<br /><span class="co4">&gt;When he reached it he had a received a new message</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I had so much fun today Norman thank you for taking me out! And I am glad to have such a nice boyfriend, can't wait to see you again&#160;:)&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After reading the message all the doubts disappeared</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It didn't take to much for him to sleep after that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dreaming with his new Girlfriend</span></div></div>
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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sitting alone outside of the school.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Feeling down as usual.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Everytime I try a move on Aryan beauty, I get cockblocked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This time, Purple is not here to cheer me up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She must be fucking Brad in an empty classroom.</span><br />I want to go back to Pennsylvania.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;I grabbed my knees, feeling my eyes brimming with tears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I'm so glad that Purple is my friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The moment she introduced me to her friends, it was the best moment since I came here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brad and Big Mac, being my bros, helped me with those moments I needed a guy friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sadly, it wasn't enough.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe if I had a very special someone in my life.</span><br />Fuck, my mind is going in circles.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;I just want a girlfriend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;To hold hands, kiss and hug.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Someone I can share my problems to and connect.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Have something no one else could have, something only she and I could share.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But at this point, the only girl I care for-</span><br />No, stop it. You're doing it again.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Perhaps I should talk with my parents, tell them my problems.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I could even stay with uncle Joe.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fucking racist!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not again. That's it, I don't care who he is, or how many they are. I will slap some fucking shit!</span><br />&quot;What? your cunt accepts only skinheads?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Huh?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just leave me alone!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What's going on?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on guys, let's get out of here, we may catch her racism. See you later, whore!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They're not from my school. Who's that girl, is she crying?</span><br />Hey, are you ok?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Leave me alone! I'm not a racist, I just, I just.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh no.</span><br />It's ok, I won't hurt you.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Everybody does! You'll probably start making fun of me, calling me a rac- Wait, you're not from this town, are you?&quot;</span><br />No. I'm not. I came from Pennsylvania. My name's Norman Normal. May I sit here?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure go ahead.&quot; The girl trying to control her sobs. &quot;By the way, I'm Elle Rosemary.&quot;</span><br />Who were those guys?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;They're some assholes from my school. When I moved here, I rejected one of them. I made a huge mistake, I called him blue. Now everybody thinks I'm a racist.&quot;</span><br />Have you tell someone about this?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I told the teachers, but they didn't believe me. Even they think I am a xenophobe.</span><br />And your parents?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I can't tell my parents.&quot;</span><br />Why not?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This town is our only chance. This was the only place that had a job for my family. If I tell him, he would resign without thinking it twice, trying to find a new place to live.&quot;</span><br />What a cool father.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My parents love me so much, they would do anything for me. I can't ruin this opportunity.&quot;</span><br />It's not your fault, Elle.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know!&quot; The girl said while her tears were running down her face &quot;But I have to take it, for them.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This girl is tough. Being called a racist is painful, but also being call a whore?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I should be going, it's getting kind of late and I don't want to worry my father.&quot;</span><br />Wait, let me walk you home.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Huh?&quot;</span><br />Those assholes may be around here. Who knows what can they do if they find you alone.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh right, of course. Thank you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I didn't notice before, but she's very cute.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's redheaded, with her hair up to her shoulders.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A slender, delicate figure.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seems she likes to wear a good amount of mascara on her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And her small lips, they're a beautiful crimson red.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A very beautiful crimson red.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's wrong?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh crap, she noticed me. God, I'm such a creep.</span><br />N-Nothing, it is just that your, huh, y-your mascara's running down your face.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? oh, no! Oh dear, how embarrassing.&quot;</span><br />I-It's ok, here, have this handkerchief.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;T-Thank you, Norman.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh wow, she's cuter while blushing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Strange, we've been walking the same route I take home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well here we are, this is my house.&quot;</span><br />Wait, really? You're kidding! I live one block over there.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You don't mean that white house?&quot;</span><br />Yeah! that's my house, how did you know?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;My father's a good friend with the couple living there! He never mentioned that they had a son though.&quot;</span><br />What.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anyway, thanks for walking me home, Norman. I really appreciate it.&quot;</span><br />No problem, Elle. It was my pleasure. Say, would you like to hang out any of these days?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'd love to. I'm free this Saturday.&quot;</span><br />This Saturday? Oh yeah! we can huh, walk at the park?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That would be lovely, Norman.&quot;</span><br />Great! I'll come by at 2pm.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, that was nice, I never knew such a sweet girl lived here.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She cheered me up a little. Hopefully she'll be a little more chatty this Saturday.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;By the way, I should go back to my house, I look like a weirdo standing outside like this.</span><br />Dad? I'm home.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey son!&quot;</span><br />Dad, are you and my mother friends with that couple from the CMC street?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course son! they came from Maryland! They also have a very nice, but quiet daughter!&quot;</span><br />Yet you never told me about them.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well you never asked son!&quot;</span><br />God damn it, dad.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Watch your tongue, sonny. Anyway, your mother and I will be back late, so you can invite your friend Rarity.&quot;</span><br />Dad I-<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Good luck son.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Bye bye honey! take care, Normy.&quot;</span><br />Bye dad, bye mom.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aryan beauty, I completely forgot about her. Last time I tried to invite her, Purple's dog almost ate my pinkie.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the time before, Purple said she wanted me to teach her about male masturbation, right in front of her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Should I invite her now?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nah, something will probably interrupt me. I'll just play some XBox with Big Mac.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here's my controller.</span><br />Hey Big Mac, wassap. What you playing, Halo <span class="nu0">4</span>?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Eyuup&quot;</span><br />Care if I join?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nope.&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What a strange day. I never expected to find a girl living my same hell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I wonder if she has her own purple.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Someone that could be her friend and won't believe the lies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe I can be that friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anyway, I'll talk with Elle at the park.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle, what a nice name.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I wonder what hobbies she has.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She had an artsy air.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Does she goes to another school? I didn't know there were two high schools in this town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I should stop thinking about her, or I won't be able to sleep.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I hope she doesn't think I am a creep for staring at her face so much.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God, maybe she thinks I am an unusual fellow.</span><br />Wait a minute, I am thinking too much on her. What's going on?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nothing, Norman, you are kind of excited that you found another &quot;normal&quot; person, calm down.</span><br />Yeah, I should. I don't want to scare her. Anyway, time to sleep.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman, honey, wake up, you're going to be late.&quot;</span><br />Ok mom, just let me take a bath.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Daily life starts once again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When I wake up till I meet Purple, it just feels like a normal life.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, Norman! Hello, Mrs. Normal! Sorry to leave you yesterday, Brad wanted me to help him with something!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I could feel my mother's glare for Purple. She thinks she is a bad influence. Maybe she is.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I really like your mother, Norman, she is quiet but she always looks at my eyes when I talk to her. I read that when humans do that it means they are honest.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;We are at the entrance of the school and all of her, no, our friends greet us.</span><br />Hi, girls.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hello, Norman. Ready for today's exam?&quot;</span><br />Yes, Pinkie, I did study remember? with everyone else? when you were at that party?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, Norman, you know I don't need to study!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes you do, Pinkie, you're the worst in the class.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman, buddy, wait until you hear about yesterday's game. You won't believe what happened.&quot;</span><br />You won?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Won? I humiliated the entire team.&quot;</span><br />Hey, AJ.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Howdy, Norman. You know, you should stop playing those games with Big Mac.&quot;</span><br />What do you mean?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, when he's not working or in school, he just plays. I even heard he rejected a lot of cute girls because he doesn't want to stop playing.&quot;</span><br />He'll be fine, AJ, don't worry about him.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After the exam we were all at the cafeteria enjoying our meals.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And then my goal was the coolest goal you can imagine! but then, the other team began crying, and then we began fighting and that's how that girl lost her arm.&quot;</span><br />That's an, huh, exciting story, Dash. Glad to know that you're not in jail now.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, nobody would put the captain of the soccer team in jail before the finals.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But, Dash, are you ok? that story was very scary.&quot; Fluttershy asked, worried for her friend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't worry, Fluttershy, I have not a single scratch. Well, except the ones on my knuckles.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;RD shown her fists at FS, making her hide behind her tray.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sugarcube, really, you won't get a boyfriend if you keep acting like that.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A boyfriend? I won't get a boyfriend that is not as awesome as I am. You want me to date a whimp like Norman?&quot;</span><br />A what?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Face it, dude. You are as skinny as a stick.&quot;</span><br />I-I am not a stick.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes you are.&quot;</span><br />You little-<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bell sounds, announcing the beginning of the 5th period.</span><br />Oh man, break's over?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nothing is more sacred than knowledge, Norman, so I told the principal that our break was too long. Imagine my surprise when she accepted to cut it.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God damn it, Purple.</span><br />Fine, let's go.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, can I have a word with you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Of course, Rarity, what's up?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Rarity.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Waiting outside school for Norman and Twilight with the group.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They greet us, but Norman doesn't notice me like other times.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;During launch, he barely notices me.</span><br />Darling, Norman, what were you doing yesterday?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just playing.&quot;</span><br />Oh. On your video games?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah. Anyway, Dash, you cannot choke other players.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I decide to talk with Twilight about my problems.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So you are worried about it?&quot;</span><br />Yes, he never acted this way towards me. So, cold.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe he was worried about the exam. Our teacher almost took his exam away because he found Pinkie trying to copy him.&quot;</span><br />I suppose you may be right, dear.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come on, cheer up! I have an idea. Norman, hey Norman!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Would you like to hang out with Rarity and I this Saturday?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh sorry, Purple, I mean, Twilight. I have other plans.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He leaves, without even looking at me.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can't be helped, right? But he called me by my name! he almost never does that. I really like it when he does.&quot;</span><br />Twilight, something is definitely wrong.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;For the rest of the week, I try my hardest for him to notice me, but nothing works.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wearing his favorite boots.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;His favorite dress.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, he failed to notice me, or he wasn't even around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I even tried to take him to an empty classroom, but he only grunted.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Saying something about how he needed to go home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I cannot believe it. I know that I was a little cold in the past, but that's because he is special.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I just can't throw myself to his arms like that, I really want him to love me.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How can he not notice my advances? Maybe, he doesn't care.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Norman.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight invites me to hang out on Saturday, but I refuse since I had something else to do with Elle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Also the entire week was hell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Aryan beauty was stunning all week, but I couldn't even talk with her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On Wednesday, because Twilight bumped with me during chemistry class, dropping something on my eyes and blinding me for the entire day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thursday, Dash wanted to try on me her new wrestling move. For the rest of the day I was on the infirmary.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lastly, Friday, she took me to an empty class, but it was double XP weekend on xbox live. I never miss double XP weekend.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Enough of Aryan beauty.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I've been waiting for this day all week.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Saturday, the promised day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I am a little nervous, so I was ready 3 hours earlier.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The best way to relax? play some xbox.</span><br />Hey, Brad.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yo, Norman, how you doing?&quot;</span><br />Great, how about you?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The same man. Twilight just visited this morning and-&quot;</span><br />I told you, man, stop talking about that shit.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh come on. She is so innocent. It is always exciting to teach her something new.&quot;</span><br />I hate you.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;After some hours playing.</span><br />Sorry, man, gotta go, I've something else to do.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A date? yeah right.&quot;</span><br />Fuck you, man.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Get your ass here soon, so I can keep wrecking you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I turn my xbox off and leave the house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I walk up to the other house, knock the door and Elle comes out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks beautiful, wearing a spring dress and no makeup.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi, Norman&quot; She said.</span><br />H-Hi, Elle. You look, gorgeous.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;That was definitely creepy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you, Norman, I didn't know what to wear for today. My mother told me something simple like would be for the best.&quot; Elle said while grabbing her dress in a playful way.</span><br />Your mother's a sharp woman.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, she always knows what to do. So, shall we get going?&quot;</span><br />Yes, of �c-course.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brad, you son of a bitch. You always make fun of me for being a virgin, but I'll show you I'm a cool guy. Cheer for me, bro.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Today is going to be a good day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman and Elle began walking towards the nearest park from their neighborhood</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He still didn't know why he was so nervous or at least he didn't want to realize</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not even in Pennsylvania did he have this kind of date</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Normally it he would've taken his crush to eat something or to the movies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But never something as simple as a park</span><br />So Elle, my parents told me you come from Maryland right? why did your family moved here?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Remember when I told you that this was the only town my father could get a job?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She did mention that, I am such a moron&quot; Norman thought to himself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He is a geographer. The mayor of the town heard that he was such an expert on the region, that he hired him&quot;</span><br />Really?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;yeah, but he has a strong temperament. He doesn't like lazy students or companions but once you get to know him he can be pretty cheerful&quot;</span><br />Whoa, a geographer. I've never met one before. *snicker* I wouldn't like to meet him, he would be disappointed at someone as bad as me on the subject<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Really? well then tell me what is your favorite subject&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman told her his favorite subject was the history of the native americans</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He said that he was fascinated by their religion and way of living before the contact with Europe</span><br />Let me tell you. Once before an exam, one friend of mine made me read all the books in the library about the Iroquois because she thought I wouldn't be ready.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Tough&quot;</span><br />Yeah, Twilight can be a pain but in the end, she is one of my only friends here<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The conversation shifted to Twilight's antics</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How she always made him suffer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her innocence was charming at first, but every time he was harmed in humorous ways thanks to her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I suppose you are not popular in your school then&quot;</span><br />I have a, well similar situation to yours. People call me racist without being one<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How did it happen?&quot;</span><br />When I got to the first day of school, I saw all the, different people walking and said &quot;What is wrong with these people and their colored skin?&quot; out loud<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ha ha are you serious?&quot;</span><br />Yeah, they began calling me a skin head. But not purple, I mean Twilight. She was the only one in my side. She even introduced me to her friends. They are the greatest people I've ever known<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Must be nice having friends&quot; Elle said while sighing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh no, I knew it, she doesn't have friends, Norman thought to himself</span><br />Oh well, uh, cheer up Elle. Come, Let me invite you an ice cream.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The strawberry ice cream did cheer her up a little bit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;this is my favorite ice cream flavour&quot;</span><br />Mine is chocolate<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thanks Norman&quot;</span><br />No problem Elle, everything you need<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girl shrank a little while playing with her hair and looking at Norman's eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Say Norman, should we go and sit by the fountain?&quot;</span><br />Of course Elle. I do love the sound of running water<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Me too, come&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girl then held Norman's wrist and guided him to a free bench</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's no need to say that the boy was blushing like an idiot</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the bench at the park, Norman discovered that Elle liked videogames too, but those strange japanese role games</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I could borrow you one, maybe you will like it&quot;</span><br />Whichever you choose, it will be fun<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girl also liked to read, but more than school books or love stories, she rather read fantasy novels</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;you should read more books Norman, they are always good to leave your problems behind for an hour or two&quot;</span><br />I'd love to, but every book I try to read, purple gets too excited and she spoils me the ending.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;They shared stories of when they were living in Pennsylvania and in Maryland.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Their older friends in their previous cities</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Talking about their families. How Norman's father was always entering his room at the exact same time he was sucking at CoD, or how his mother hated Twilight with all her guts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I also like to draw&quot;</span><br />Can I see some of your drawings?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I, rather not. I don't really like to share my drawings&quot;</span><br />Oh well. Maybe one day<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before they noticed it the day was already over and the last rays of sun were dying</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman then stretched out after after sitting for so long and by accident he put his hand besides Elle, barely touching her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Embarrassed, he thought of moving it, but he left it there</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle didn't move either</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They looked at each other's eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman grabbed her hand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was smiling</span><br />Say, I had so much fun today. Would you, like to, repeat it another day?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I, I'd love to Norman!&quot;</span><br />I think it is a little late, maybe we should be going<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I think I want to stay here a couple of minutes more&quot; Elle said while resting her head on his shoulder</span><br />Sure<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time passed, and Norman was enjoying this, more than anything in his life</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He didn't notice that he was speaking his thoughts</span><br />It would be nice if you could be my Girlfriend<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle, without moving responded</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;well, you could just ask me to be your girlfriend&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Normal realized what he just said before, it was just a thought, but he couldn't back up now</span><br />Uh, well, ok, Elle, would you, like to be my girlfriend?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle looked at Norman's eyes and kissed him on the cheek</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes Norman, I will be your girlfriend.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This wasn't the plan Norman thought, with a stupid smile on his face</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank you for this wonderful evening Norman, I never had this much fun before in this town&quot;</span><br />Not a problem Elle, I also had a great time<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, see you around&quot; The girl blushed a little &quot;boyfriend&quot;</span><br />Bye, girlfriend<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle smiled and ran back into her house.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yo Norman, back for more wrecking?&quot;</span><br />Yeah<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So how was your gay date?&quot;</span><br />It wasn't, oh fuck it, dude I got news, I have a girlfriend<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whoa brah, you finally hit Rarity, congratulations&quot;</span><br />Rarity? Oh, no no, it isn't Rarity.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not Rarity? damn it man, I told you, Twilight was mine&quot;</span><br />Fuck you man, I wouldn't touche purple with a stick. No she is my, neighbor<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, well then, congratulations anyway virgin&quot;</span><br />Thank you rapist<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fuck you man, she never said no, it was not rape&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Twilight</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Feeling bad for Rarity</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Decide that I should bring some cupcakes from Sugarcube Corner to her house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh Twilight, I do appreciate this, but I am not in the mood right now&quot;</span><br />Rarity, are you still worried about Norman?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes my dear. At first I just thought that he was just a, well a racist&quot;</span><br />I still don't know what a racist is<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But once I got to know him well, he is charming. He has this stupid obsession with videogames but he can be a magical boy&quot;</span><br />Magical? he doesn't know how to use magic<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The other day, he told me a beautiful story from a native american group, and the passion in his eyes made, well, made my heart melt&quot;</span><br />Really?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes, but darling, Spike bit his ear when he finished it. You should put a leash on him&quot;</span><br />Oh dear. Spike, I swear, next time you bite Norman I will castrate you<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;He was getting too close to Rarity, Twilight&quot;</span><br />But she is NOT our Rarity you dumb dog<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight, are you talking with your, dog?&quot;</span><br />What this? No no no! well, yes, but it is not important<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I just don't know what to do, everytime I try to get closer to him, something happens that ruins the mood&quot;</span><br />I have an idea, But we need the girls, call them<br /><br />Hello everyone, we need a favor to ask you<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oooh! do you want to have a sleepover?&quot;</span><br />No Pinkie. We agreed to never sleep with you after the pizza party incident&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh come on Twilight, she never said no&quot;</span><br />Anyway, we need your help so that Rarity's feelings can get to Norman.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't think she needs us for that, he is always drooling for her&quot; Rainbow Dash answered</span><br />Yeah, but remember that one time they were alone and you put a cracker besides them? And then Norman's leg got burnt?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, yeah. I do&quot;</span><br />Or what about you AJ, making him drink rotten apple juice<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah said ah was sorry. I thought it was cider&quot;</span><br />You see where I am going? something always happens that stops them having some private time<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Usually he gets uh, hurt really badly&quot;</span><br />Yes Fluttershy, I am aware of it. So that's why we need your help. We need you to be Rarity and Norman's bodyguards until they are an item<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No problem Twilight. You know I'll do everything for a friend&quot; RD said</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh girls, I am so thankful for helping me. Grouphug?&quot; �Rarity asked</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girls all hugged in a friendship hug</span><br />Spike, leave Rarity's leg alone<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman was having a difficult time to sleep</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brad's commentary on Rarity left him uneasy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He could swear that at some points, she was interested in him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The way she smiled at him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When she laughed at his jokes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How she helps him when Spike humiliates him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe he did a mistake?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After all, his first crush in this town was Rarity</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He fantasied with her so much, that now it feels wrong</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like he betrayed Rarity in some way</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All these thoughts, they were messing his head</span><br />*PING*<br />My phone, where is my phone<br /><span class="co4">&gt;When he reached it he had a received a new message</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I had so much fun today Norman thank you for taking me out! And I am glad to have such a nice boyfriend, can't wait to see you again&#160;:)&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After reading the message all the doubts disappeared</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It didn't take to much for him to sleep after that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dreaming with his new Girlfriend</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's been 3 weeks since Norman got a girlfriend</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He has distanced himself from the girls</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still hangs out with them before classes and during breaks</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But when classes are over, he disappears</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just a small bye and he is nowhere to be seen</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He always had to walk a couple of blocks to the other high school in town, where Elle was waiting for him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They spent the rest of the evening together, eating ice cream, and talking about their day</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On the weekends, he took her to the movies, to some fancy restaurants or just to have a good time</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Son, I think you are spending a little too much time with your new girlfriend&quot; His father advised him</span><br />No, I'm not spending too much time with Elle, dad<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just saying son. Spending too much time with a girl, even as cute as Elle, can be tiring&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But Norman was just a teenager in loved</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He enjoyed every second he spent with Elle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every bit of free time he had, he spent it with his new girlfriend</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And that time was affecting his friendships</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman, I am sure something's wrong with you. You stopped coming with me to the library&quot; A worrying Twilight expressed her concern</span><br />What? oh sorry Twilight, I've been very busy these last weeks<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Is that so? anyway, come with me, the girls and I have something to show you&quot;</span><br />I'd love to Twilight, but I am still a little busy<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman please. I am worried about you. You've changed and you only call me Twilight. At first I liked it since I really like when you call me by my name, but you don't do it by heart anymore&quot;</span><br />By heart? what are you talking- anyway, nothing's wrong Twilight. Fine, I'll go with you, but it better be fast<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes Norman, I promise it will be quick!&quot; Twilight smiled</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two kids walked down one of the hallways to a classroom, where the other five girls were waiting</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Norman! Rarity is waiting inside, she has something very important to tell you&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pinkie! shush!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Relax Rarity, we will cover you while you conf-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before she could finish talking, RD tackled Pinkie Pie into the ground, stopping her from spilling the beans</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh this Pinkie, always making jokes, right bro? Why don't you get inside the classroom? we're making a special project and we need your help&quot; Rainbow Dash said while struggling with Pinkie</span><br />Sure? ok let's get in then<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Actually&quot;, Twilight said &quot;We need to buy some materials for the project. In the meantime, you stay here with Rarity, she will tell you all about it&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman agreed, but he was getting kind of nervous</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He was missing his date with Elle</span><br />So Rarity, what's up?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well Normie, darling. I wanted to talk with you&quot;</span><br />About this project?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, about something else&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;These past weeks, I, well the girls and I, we feel like you've been avoiding us&quot;</span><br />No Rarity, I'm not avoiding you, it's just that I've been busy, that's all<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You keep telling us that you have been busy, but what are you doing? did you get a part time job? did you buy a new videogame?&quot;</span><br />I just, well, I mean<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shit, should I tell her? I don't know, maybe I should keep this a secret, at least for now</span><br />Yes, that's exactly what happened! I got a new videogame and I, uh, got a little carried away, it is such a sick game-<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman please. I know when someone is lying&quot; Rarity became more upsett</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She stood right in front of Norman</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You can trust me darling, is there something wrong? someone's bullying you? Is there anything I can do to help?&quot; Rarity caressed Norman's face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman didn't move, he just let her comfort him</span><br />*DING*<br />Oh! m-my cell phone<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He backed away from Rarity, and checked the message he just received</span><br />Oh, I almost forgot! sorry Rarity, we'll talk another time.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just as he was leaving the room, Norman was confronted by Applejack</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Howdy sugarcube, going anywhere?&quot;</span><br />Sorry AJ, I'm getting late, but I promise I'll help you with the project next time<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No can do, it is a very, very important project, so we need you. Come on, let Rarity explain it to you&quot;</span><br />Wait a sec, weren't you going to buy some materials with the girls?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As Norman turned his head back, he saw the rest of his friends hiding behind some lockers</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I think he saw us&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No he didn't, shut it&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But he is looking right at us!&quot;</span><br />Girls? what's going on?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh...&quot;</span><br />No time for pranks RD, I'm still angry for the last time. Anyway, I'll see you around<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Norman wait! your, pants! they are, stained!&quot;</span><br />No they're not-<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie showered Norman's pants with yellow paint</span><br />Pinkie! what is wrong with you!<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Come inside the classroom Norman, Rarity may be able to help you!&quot;</span><br />Enough girls, this isn't funny anymore<br />*CLANG*<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman's unconscious body dropped on the floor</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pinkie, what did you just do...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I got nervous! Throwing the bucket at his head was the only thing I could do!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;While they were talking, the yellow paint and his blood were staining the floor</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh my dear Norman! Pinkie, look what you've done!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry Rarity!&quot; Pinkie cried</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before anyone could notice the disaster, the girls pulled Norman into the classroom</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ok girls&quot; Twilight lectured &quot;Maybe my plan was,not the best after all&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You don't say?! You were supposed to be OUR bodyguards, not a bunch of hooligans beating on poor Norman!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rarity, calm down, we can fix it&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And how do you expect us to fix this, Rainbow Dash?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Umh, girls?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know, but you are not making this any easier screaming at us!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Girls?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well maybe if you'd taken care of him instead of almost killing him I wouldn't be screaming!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Girls?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What do you want, Fluttershy?!&quot;Rarity and RD screamed at the girl at the same time</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The scared girl couldn't say a word, but pointed right at Norman, who was having a seizure</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wonderful. Not only I won't be able to be his girlfriend, we are all going to jail&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No wait, he stopped&quot; Pinkie pointed with a smile</span><br />*RING*<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman's cell phone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Girls&quot; whispered Twilight &quot;What should we do?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Answer the phone, honey&quot; Applejack answered &quot;I don't think Norman may get angry at us&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What if it is his father? how are we going to tell him what just happened?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't worry, Rarity&quot; Pinkie answered &quot;I'll just tell him it was an accident&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;An accident Pinkie Pie?&quot; RD answered furiously &quot;It was your fault!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hello?&quot; Fluttershy answered the phone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All the girls held their breath</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no, he can't answer now he is-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before she could finish it, all the girls were doing this gesture, moving their hands as if they were cutting their neck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I mean he, uh, he just, went home, yes! he is home now&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;murmur&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What? why do I have, his cell phone? I, I, I, I STOLE IT! I'M SO SORRY&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In her desperation Fluttershy threw the phone at the ground and stepped on it multiple times</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The shy girl was panting, all this pressure was too much for her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity slowly approached FS</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Darling, are you alright? feeling better?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh yes Rarity, thank you so much&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I am so glad, but please, do tell me, what ARE WE GOING TO SAY TO NORMAN NOW THAT YOU DESTROYED HIS CELL PHONE?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm sorry...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who was it anyway?! his father, his mother?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't remember, I was so nervous, I'm so, so sorry&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rarity please calm down, we can get angry at Fluttershy later, but right now we have another problem in our hands&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fine. But Twilight, we need to take him to a hospital&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No no no no! they ask too many questions, we should carry him to my house&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pinkie Pie, listen to yourself, the poor boy already bled half of the classroom, he needs medical attention&quot; scolded Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No buts. It surprises me from you Pinkie. He is your friend&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It is just that, last time I sent Norman to the hospital, seeing him on the bed so, weak and hopeless, he made me feel terrible&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pinkie&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I, I don't want to see him in a hospital bed again. I can take care of him, and he will be alright!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ put her hand on her shoulder and with a reassuring gaze, she looked right into Pinkie's eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pinkie, you know what we need to do&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, sorry, I got a little, nevermind, you're right, let's take him to a- wait, where is he?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girls, in the heat of the commotion, didn't notice that Norman stood up and walked out of the room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Girls, he may be in a state of shock! we need to find him fast!&quot; Twilight ordered</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Elle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;My boyfriend is late to our reunion</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Can't help but send him a couple of messages, but he doesn't answer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Decide to call him and a girl answers his phone? what is going on?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe he is cheating on me �with that girl</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That explains why he didn't answer his phone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who could blame him, I am just a simple girl</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I knew he was just messing with me</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He didn't really want me</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why am I such a fool?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This town is hell</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I want to go back to Maryland</span><br />*sniff*<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Elle! sorry for being late&quot;</span><br />Norman? oh thank god, I thought that- N-Norman?<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being Norman</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Don't really remember what happened today</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When I realized, I was walking to my reunion with Elle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I feel dizzy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I can hardly hear a damn thing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But I have a date with Elle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh there she is</span><br />Elle! hello?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh my god Norman, what happened to you?!&quot;</span><br />What do you mean Elle?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She is acting a little strange</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, my front head feels moist, am I sweating? this is embarrassing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This isn't sweat this is blood!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And my pants! they are yellow!</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Norman began screaming like a little girl at the sight of both the blood and the paint</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like a rag doll he fell on the floor, losing his consciousness once more</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle tried to grab him, but he was too heavy for her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She now remembers her call with Fluttershy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;FS mentioned that she assaulted him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She immediately regretted thinking ill of Norman</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Swearing that she would never doubt him ever again</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She would never leave him alone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right now, the only thing she could do, the only thing her body let her do</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Is to lay on his chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her mind was nothing but chaos</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This innocent but disturbed girl couldn't think of nothing but stay by his side</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Meanwhile a group of six girls was following a trail of blood and paint</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I can't believe you all, losing sight of my dear Norman&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not the time, Rarity!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow Dash, IF, you fell in love, remind me to almost kill the boy and then throw him to the bears, maybe you will know how I feel right now&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Both of you, shut up. If we don't find Norman, we don't know �what may happen to the poor soul and when we find him, we are all going to apologize to him&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Enough Rarity, I said all of us&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity puffed her cheeks and shouted &quot;fine&quot; to Applejack</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh hey, there he is!&quot; Twilight pointed out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who is that girl?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe a paramedic? she has to be checking his pulse&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Excuse me, darling?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The redheaded girl rose her head, facing Rarity</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We thank you so much for taking care of him, but he has to come with us&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elle, still a little shocked, looked at the group</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The girls didn't notice, but while they were dragging Norman, they got stain with paint and blood</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The realization hit her like a brick</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This girls, they hurt Norman</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They tried to kill him</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How can someone be so cruel, to do something like that?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;S-STAY BACK&quot;, Elle shouted, trying to protect her loved one</span></div></div>




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