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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="A_medieval_cunt_goes_and_helps_rgre_Sombra_who_isn.27t_evil">A medieval cunt goes and helps rgre Sombra who isn't evil</span><a href="A_medieval_cunt_goes_and_helps_rgre_Sombra_who_isn't_evil#/editor/1" title="Edit section: A medieval cunt goes and helps rgre Sombra who isn't evil" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Opening your eyes, you see a beautiful forest backed by a foreboding mountain</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was the crusade but a dream?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No, you feel the familiar steel of your great helm, and the warmth of your cloak and mail</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking down, you see your boots covered in blood and sand, proof you were liberating Jerusalem from the filthy infidels</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So why are you now in a forest, near a mountain?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking in your surroundings, all you see are trees</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As such, you decide to head towards the mountain</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'll probably find a stream or a village nearby</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking your time, you begin to feel evil eyes upon you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's still midday, so perhaps it was just a wolf hunting a rabbit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But still, you ready your shield and brandish your sword</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thank the good lord it was just an animal</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It'll be easy to kill, and you'll soon have dinner</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The creature jumped out, and immediately you knew it was no wolf</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Covered in scales of wood, with unholy emerald eyes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This was a demon that shall soon know God</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, another came out and then another until you had a whole pack of these monsters</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They soon encircled you, preparing to pounce</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One lunged at your throat, but you promptly cut it down with one fell swoop</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With each kill, your sword became drenched in resin, dulling the blade</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Eventually, it could cut no longer</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With no other way to defend yourself, you began to run towards the mountain</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Perhaps they would grow bored, or find an easier target</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking back, you saw the wood dogs were still chasing you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nearing the mountain, you would soon be cornered</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You thought of your family</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you remembered they died of gout</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh well, it looks like this is the end</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly, a bolt of energy hit the monster as a strange creature rushed forward with a sword</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It looked like a dog, but with a glowing horn upon its head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not to be one-upped by a pet, you held your sword by the blade and joined in the fight</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Smashing in heads with the cross-guard was effective, but your gloves were getting wet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It felt like you shoved your hand in a horses anus</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to forget that terrible night</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon, those creatures were gone, leaving only that...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dog? Not really, it had hooves and was decently sized</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn&quot;t a horse either, as it barely reached your knees</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You suppose baby puppy horse would be a good description</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Consumed by thought, you didn&quot;t realize that the baby puppy horse started to whinny</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At first you thought it was making noise for food, but soon you recognized a few words</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...you?...Sombra!....what&quot;...I&quot;ll...graduated...TOP&quot;raids&quot;.300...gorilla&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Eventually it began pointing towards the mountain with its horn</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With no other choice, you began to follow it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was it a pet? Maybe it was a guard animal</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still, you now have a path to walk upon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon, the forest rolls into a beautiful plain, with a citadel in the middle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How the humans here built such a tower is beyond you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There&quot;s civilization here, so perhaps you could get a drink</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After that rumble with those demons, ale would be wonderful</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Eventually, (You) approached the gate</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There were two enormous crystals with tree in between</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You could see a town not far away</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;However, concern began to arise when you saw the size of the houses</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They looked half the size of a hut</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even your hut in Constantinople was bigger</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Were they dwarves or just really short?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not to mention they were shiny, like gems</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You then saw that they didn't seem to have any churches</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seems that this city didn't know god</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Timetoconvertsomefilthynon-believers.parchment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take this moment to open your burlap bag and search for the holy book</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bible, along with bag of gold and dagger were present and accounted for</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now that you were sure you had everything to convert these heathens, you continued on</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you arrived, you noticed that this place was a lot more empty than you expected</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even if a plague ravaged it's way through here, for a city this size it was unnerving</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was if the citizens were hiding from something</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly, a small squeak was heard from your far left</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Had a child been lost?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Running towards the sound, you arrive in an alleyway</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was one of those adorable pony-dog things</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Except it was the epitome of small and harmless</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seemed to have fell and scraped its paw-hoof</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking into the open, you find two relatively clean pieces of cloth in your bag</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With one, you clean up the blood and wrap the other around it like a bandage</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was still crying however, ad you didn't know where its parents were</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't know a lullaby to hum, so you just gave it cuddles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a bit colder and harder than normal animals, but it still had feelings</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Only now did you notice the garish colors of everything</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The houses and the creature were all colors you'd only see on church windows</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, the other pony-dog arrived</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It brought friends, those of which weren't as large as it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They were a beautiful purple, with crystal spears</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning to look at him, a swift blow was struck to your back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly, two blows were struck against your head, knocking you out cold</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before everything faded to darkness, you saw a pony rushing towards the little one you had been caring for</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seemed as if those heathens had trapped you with the child as living bait</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your sense of chivalry was having an aneurysm</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, you closed your eyes for good</span><br /><br />End Chapter <span class="nu0">1</span></div></div>




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