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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Day THE REVIVAL in Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You awoke with chill.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something about this day felt... Alien.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was not a feeling you enjoyed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You peek over at your calendar.</span><br />&quot;Let's see... Ah! Nightmare Night!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the fuck is Nightmare Night?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, now you had a reason to get up today, and a reason to forget the odd feeling you had when you first woke up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn't a feeling you wanted to feel ever.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shit, shower, shave, and begin to dress.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Peeking into your closet, you see twelve identical suits.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You choose the fourth one.</span><br />&quot;Perfect.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slinking down the stairs, you pour yourself a bowl of Faggot Loops with water.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Worse idea today.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After force feeding yourself that shitty breakfast, you head for Twilight's humble tree house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't really know what this 'Nightmare Night' was, but the name made it sound important... Slightly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a somber walk through a cold Ponyville, you reach the her home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie answers the door.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi Anon! What're you doing here?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Hello Pinkie, what's Nightmare Night?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes narrow, as if she was about to interrogate a criminal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't a criminal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How can you not know what Nightmare Night is Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Something you're hiding...?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What?</span><br />&quot;What? What is there to hide?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie moves out of the door, and with a hoof, motions you to come in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk into Twilight's house, confused.</span><br />&quot;So... You gonna tell me what today is?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You receive a swift buck to the head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Welp.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You awake with cold water splashing over you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're tied to a chair.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe Twilight's house wasn't the best idea.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was just a simple question.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look around, you see Pinkie and Rainbow Dash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Where ever you were now, it was very dark.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A candle is the only light source here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie finally pipes up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, Nonny... You wanna know what Nightmare Night is?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, what is it an-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;A hoof slaps you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It didn't really hurt, but it was still odd.</span><br />&quot;So... What is it?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;This isn't working, Pinkie.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow seems unimpressed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were too, at this point.</span><br />&quot;Can you guys just tell me what this day is all about? It was marked on my calendar.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Both their eyes light up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Really? Why didn't you just say so?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking ponies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Dang, now we don't get to use this.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow hoists up a big dragon dildo.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Aww, sorry Dashie, maybe later?&quot;</span><br />&quot;What is Nightmare Night girls?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie looks over at you, happily, and begins to speak.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, since it was marked on your calendar, I guess you're apart of this too...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A new light shines down on all three of you from above.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What are you girls doing down there, and.... Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight Sparkle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So you were in her basement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Odd.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow goes around your chair and unties you.</span><br />&quot;Twilight, what's Nightmare Night? I'm getting nowhere with these two and I can only rephrase the question so many times.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight looks down at you with a smile, glad she gets to teach something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, you see Anon, Nightmare Night is when the whole town gets together, dresses up, and knock at people's houses and ask for candy.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, so Halloween?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She cocks her head at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug.</span><br />&quot;It's the Earth equivalent of today, Twilight.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You climb the stairs back up to the first floor.</span><br />&quot;So, what is with all this secrecy stuff? It seems like just a minor holiday.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie and Dash follow you up the stairs, giddy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's just it, Nonny... This holiday is usually so boring, but this one is special, more special than normal.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh? How so?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie is shaking with excitement and anticipation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Princess Celestia is coming to Ponyville tonight! Just for us!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The look on her face told you she had more to say.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And... Since it is such a special occasion, the girls and I got a lot of drugs!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh? You were interested now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Pinkie! Shush! What if somepony hears you?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh man, even Twilight was in on this?Tonight was going to be something else.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, yes... We may have... acquired a lot of... i-illegal drugs for tonight... you won't tell the P-princess, right Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not wanting to ruin the night, you respond reassuringly.</span><br />&quot;Don't worry Twilight, I won't tell a soul, I wanna watch you girls make fools out of yourselves though.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie gets in your face with a big smile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't worry about seeing us Anon, you'll be eating the fun white powder too!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh shit, did they get cocaine or something?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait... Can you eat cocaine?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were never really a drug user.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh well, there's a first for everything.</span><br />&quot;I'll hold you to your word, Pinkie.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight shudders slightly, you knew this wasn't her idea.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, you had today marked on your calendar, that means you're in on this plan, okay?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Plan? Do you really need a plan for doing drugs?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight facehoofs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We aren't just... Ugh, you'll see.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gestures you to follow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alright Anon, we need to get all the... The drugs to each of our houses, except Fluttershy's, her house is too far away and could blow the whole operation.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You notice Pinkie and Dash are nowhere to be found.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight leads you back downstairs to the basement, lighting up the room with magic.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking magic.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The bags full of white powder make themselves apparent to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wow, they certainly weren't joking...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay Anon, here's what I need you to do.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She collects her breath, great, now you gotta listen to her grand strategy to not go to prison for the rest of our lives.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait... you should probably listen, actually.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, so, we need to get these bags to specific houses across Ponyville, so an equal amount can be spread...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh shit, was she trying to get the whole town on drugs for the night?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Back on Earth, children came out during Halloween...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd think it'd be now different here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shit... You don't feel right about this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For some strange reason, giving unsuspecting children addicting drugs doesn't sit well with you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You need to get these three bags to Lyra's house, Rarity's house, and Town Hall.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look up at her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You already thought the idea was awful, but giving the mayor a bag of fucking cocaine? Does Twilight think you have a death wish?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knew you shouldn't gotten out of bed this morning.</span><br />&quot;You're joking right? First you want me to get this stuff into circulation for tonight, now you want me to drop these ILLEGAL drugs off at Town Hall?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She just stares at you annoyed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, us ponies make the candy ourselves on Nightmare Night. The Town Hall has requested a bag of sugar, as they have ran low, and we are going to supply them with the best sugar this side of Equestria, do you understand that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Damn.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was on the edge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Get the bags and go, and be sneaky, Pinkie and Dash have probably already dropped theirs off, so hurry.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With a sigh, you stack the three bags ontop of each other, and begin your little run through Ponyville...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First stop, Rarity's house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You figure she has to be in on this too, maybe she'll have some advice?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After sort-of sprint, trying to dodge all ponies, you reach her home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck that was scary...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knock on the door, hoping she'll take on and you can be on your merry way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The door swings open, in you see Rarity, flashing you a smile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah Anon! I had no idea you'd be my 'candy man.'&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God you could see SweetieBelle inside the building.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity levitates the top bag off of your pile, lightening the load.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;See you tonight darling, and thanks for the... Sugar~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just before the door closed, you heard Rarity talking still.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sweetie, Sweetie come here! I've got something I believe you'll enjoy a lot!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sprint away towards Lyra's house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This shit was not right.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This would only end in death.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It always ends in death.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had to think of a way to stop this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You decide it's not worth it and throw your two bags into a river on the edge of the Everfree.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't care if your friends bought those, what they were planning was fucked up beyond belief.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Drugging children?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Seriously, what the fuck?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You need to go talk to someone about this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight is the first to come to mind, but you realize how horrible of an idea that would be.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie wouldn't work.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Neither would Dash.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nor Rarity...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy may be against drugging the whole town, but she sure as shit isn't against drugging you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AppleJack seems to be your best bet at this point, hopefully the Element of Honesty will not have joined the others in this most devious affair.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You briskly walk up the path towards Sweet Apple Acres as you prepare yourself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really hope she isn't in cahoots with them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knock on the door, only to have it quickly get flung open without caution.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah already got mah... s-sugar...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks frightened seeing you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Damn, AppleJack is in this too?</span><br />&quot;Whoops, w-wrong house, don't worry AppleJack, my calendar had the mark.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You felt like a fucking retard saying that out loud.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It seems to make AppleJack sigh a aigh of relief.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't worry Anon, I'm... I'm just a little anxoius is all...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had no time for talking, even if it was rude.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bolt back the way you came, heading towards Fluttershy's house...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This was truly a last resort.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You felt as though Fluttershy had to be innocent... at least this time, as Twilight told you not to bring any of the rrugs to Fluttershy's house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sun was starting to go down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were running out of time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You get to the cottage after minutes of sprinting, leaving you out of breath and gasping for air.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really needed to run more.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knock on the door, giving it a few good, loud hits with your fists.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear her walking to the door, you're actually happy to see your potential rapist.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh well, you were gonna meed to look past that for now, her friends were actually stooping to a new low, lower than Fluttershy ever got to while trying to 'love' you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy finally opens up the door, staring up at you, elated.</span><br />&quot;Hi, Fluttershy, can we talk?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;If pure joy was water, Fluttershy would be very wet right now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;O-oh of course! Come now in!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't help but smile at her, the happiness must be contagious.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After a couple of minutes twirling your thumbs, Fluttershy finally comes back with some tea, placing it down on the table infront of you, and hopping up next to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, why did you come to see me A-anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, she hasn't asked about any drugs so far, nor does she seem the least bit scared.</span><br />&quot;You know what Nightmare Night is, right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She nods her head.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;D-doesn't everypony know Nightmare Night?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe, but you doubt they knew that they were about to be fed drugs along with their candy.</span><br />&quot;Dumb question, I know... But something else important is happening tonight, I'm trying to stop ir, but I don't know how I can... Will you help me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks at you, perplexed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A-anon, why would you want to stop Nightmare Night?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You face palm.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay, there's no way she could know about the other's plans then.</span><br />&quot;No, I'm not trying to stop Nightmare Night, but... Our friends have taken it upon themselves to...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...To what Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her confusion was genuine.</span><br />&quot;I don't know how they acquired it, but they've managed to get a lot of drugs into Ponyville, and are moving the bags around town to certain houses, I'm guessing to maximize the chance of recieving some of the spiked candy, but it could also be-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;A hoof is shoved into your mouth, silencing you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're sure Fluttershy also just wanted to feel your tongue, but you let that slip for now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;By d-drugs, do you mean s-salt?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can feel your head cock slightly.</span><br />&quot;Is that supposed to be a street name or something? It looked like salt so... Yes?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy shivers slightly, as if reliving a bad memory.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no... I shouldn't have spiked your tea then...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just glare at her in disapointment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking really?</span><br />You had a town to save and now you're gonna fucking-<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pass out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ANONYMOUS! OUR SAVIOR OF NIGHTMARE NIGHT! COME FOWARD!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well you aren't sleeping anymore.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait... That's Luna isn't it?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You must be dreaming still.</span><br />&quot;Yes... Hello Princess Luna, how are you doing? Where am-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SMALL TALK, SAVIOR OF NIGHTMARE NIGHT, DUSK QUICKLY APPROACHES, AND MY SISTER IS IN DANGER.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whoops, you forgot she was coming tonight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why would she be in danger though?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And- of right, all of that 'salt' as Fluttershy called it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;IN EXACTLY TWO HOURS MY SISTER WILL LAND IN PONYVILLE, IF SHE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT EVERYPONY IS ON DRUGS, SHE MAY TAKE SOME HERSELF... A-nd, w-we are unsure what would happen then...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Luna's voice trails off, odd.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've never heard heard not screaming.</span><br />&quot;So, do I just tell Celestia went she gets here that everyo- everypony is on drugs?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Luna stares at you with a look of pure shock.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;MOST CERTAINLY NOT, ANONYMOUS! THE ENTIRETY OF PONYVILLE WOULD BE EXILED FOR HAVING THAT MUCH ILLEGAL NARCOTICS. OUR SISTER MUST'NT KNOW THAT THESE DRUGS ARE IN CIRCULATION.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh, you are going to have to fix all of this, aren't you?</span><br />&quot;So... I should go and collect all the bags, and destroy any candy made so far?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Luna's face is beaming.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;THE HUMAN MIND IS CERTAINLY A BRILLIANT THING INDEED, IF YOU ALREADY KNOW YOUR MISSION, I SHANT WASTE ANY MORE TIME, YOU WILL AWAKEN NOW, BE QUICK AND GRACEFUL, SAVIOR OF NIGHTMARE NIGHT.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Righto.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;OH, AND ONE LAST THING, ANONYMOUS...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;THE ELEMENT OF KINDNESS HAS BEEN, UM... GIVING YOU FELLATIO FOR A WHILE NOW, SO DON'T BE ALARMED WHEN YOU AWAKEN.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy is doing what?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are gonna cuntpunt her so hard that her-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You awaken.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A-anon? You're awake already?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shove her away with a growl.</span><br />&quot;Fluttershy, help me get these bags of... 'salt' and I'll think about letting you finish the job you just started, okay?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cringe as you say it, but this must be done.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;R-really? OH ANON I KNEW YOU'VE ALWAYS LOVED ME AND-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Shush, you must get the bags first, and dispose of them somewhere Celestia won't find them.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She now looks at you, perplexed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Where is a good spot to, uh, hide the bags?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You can bury them in the ground for all I care, just come on! We have two hours until the Princess gets here and we're all fucked.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of you split up, and you head back towards Rarity's house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slamming the door down with an impressive, but extremely painful shoulder tackle, you find that Rarirty has already completely emptied her bag of drugs into delicious looking candy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Damn, they look so good, but you know what hides under that caramel.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, why are you doing this?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why don't you just take the drugs and have some fun for once?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ANONYMOUS, DO SO AND WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU WET YOUR BED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Luna's voice echos in your head.</span><br />&quot;Point taken, how should I dispose of the candy, and how are you in my head?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It takes a second for Luna to reply.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;JUST PUT IT ALL INTO A BAG AND THROW IT INTO THE RIVER OR A FIRE OR SOMETHING ANONYMOUS.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay then, she still didn't answer the second question though.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WE ARE ROYALTY AND WE DO AS WE PLEASE, ANONYMOUS.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Makes enough sense.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you begin shoveling the mountain of candy into a trashbag, a commotion is heard up stairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sweetie, is that you causing such a ruckus? I didn't give you THAT much sal- candy.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You search Rarity's home and find a fireplace.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Odd, but it'll work.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You quickly light it, and throw the bag into the fire, causing it to roar in excitement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A sweet smell fills your nostrils, and you book it out of there before anyone else smells the now melting candy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You head towards Applejack's farm, knowing she had some of the powder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see some fillys and colts wander the streets, they must've started early.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck, you need to hurry, hopefully Fluttershy isn't lollygagging.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are now Fluttershy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you FUCKING LOVE SALT.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you also love Anon, who hates salt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is a problem.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wonder why Anon cared so much, which made you love him even more.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh well, you would help get rid of the salt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And his hot monkey dick.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anonymous.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This has gone horribly wrong.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Dashie, you think he can take this one?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie shows off a big, veiny, horse dildo.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you're trying to kill him, yeah that'll work.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were tied to a chair again, in what you can only assume is Twilight's basement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nah Dash, I'm not trying to kill him, I'm trying to &gt;rape in the best way possible. I would never hurt one of my best friends!&quot;</span><br />&quot;That thing going inside me would cause me severe pain, I know for certain I would die a horrible death.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie throws it behind her shoulder, breaking something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Aww, okay... Wait, WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK, PRISONER?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie quickly shoves a ball gag into your mouth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just wanted to save the town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How'd you even get in this situation again?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;*TWENTY MINUTES BEFORE HAND*</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You kick down the door to Applejack's farmhouse.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The remains untouched near the stairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You go to grab it, only come face to face with a shocked Applejack.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;W-what're ya plannin' on doing with the s-s-sugar, Anon? It's just s-sugar.&quot;</span><br />&quot;This is for the good of Ponyville, sorry Applejack, but-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;A swift kick to the face sends you back a bit, but you aren't down for the count just yet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;ASSUME BATTLE POSITION.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You attempt to get into stance, but you've never fought anything before.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You end up simply charging for the bag, hoping for the best.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No such luck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another buck to the face, this time you're out cold.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Which leads you back to your current situation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're apparently a prisoner in Twilight's basement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your crime?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Trying to ruin the night and save the citizens of Ponyville?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Probably.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey Twilight! You know any spells that could give Dashie and I Nonny's funbits?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh fuck you need to leave now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why are you three down there again? Quit breaking into my house! Oh, and yes, I do have a futa spell, you need it?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuckfuckfuckfuck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WE SUGGEST BREAKING FREE FROM YOUR RESTRAINS AND FINISHING THE JOB, ANONYMOUS.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;More easier said than done, Luna.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;NONSENSE! YOU MUST TRY!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You half-heartedly tug on your restraints.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still trapped.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can hear Pinkie from upstairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wow Twilight! These things are the real deal for sure! Look how big Rainbow's is!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking fuckity fuck you need to break these ropes now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh Nonny~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see the basement door creak open ever so slightly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With a mumbled roar, you rip apart the ropes holding you to the chair, take out your ballgag, and run for the stairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If only there was another way out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you make your grand escape, magic takes over and stops you dead in your tracks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just WHERE do you think you're going, Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight is clearly peeved.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You've already destroyed Rarity's treats, and you were about to destroy Applejack's? Why would you do that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rainbow signals to Pinkie, who signals to Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, so we're gonna teach you a lesson before we break out the salt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You really should just never leave your bed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are now bent over.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Nothing bad ever happens in your bed...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;UM, ANONYMOUS, I DON'T THINK NOW IS A GOOD TIME FOR THIS, BUT CELESTIA HAS REACHED PONYVILLE.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, not much I can do right now, Luna.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;YOU CAN RECIEVE ANAL STIMULATION FROM YOR FRIEND'S-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Please stop Luna.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your pants are now off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are shivering.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel something press up against your... hole.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm going to enjoy this, Nonny~&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck this gay Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;GET AWAY FROM MY ANONYMOUS!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something has smashed through the window.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You aren't sure what, but your anal virginity is still safe, so you're glad.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You hear another smash, and Twilight's magic has relinquished you from itms grip, allowing you to move freely again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmph, they should've known that hole was for me... Right Anon?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy beams up at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your rapist saved you from rapists.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Today is weird.</span><br />&quot;Words cannot express how happy I am that you saved me, Fluttershy.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You crouch down and pet behind her ear.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She orgasms on the floor.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whoops.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She starts sucking on your index finger.</span><br />&quot;Enough, if we pull this off, I'll let you do this later.... I guess...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;L-lets get going then, mister...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Have you gotten rid of any drugs while we were split up Fluttershy?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks to the ground.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;N-no... B-but I needed to save you, and I'm not to good at sneaking around...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You begin jogging throught the town, which seems to be devoid of any life, searching for Celestia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It would've made sense for her to be at Twilight's but things haven't been making sense at all today.</span><br />&quot;What do you mean 'you aren't good at sneaking around?' you're the quietest things I've ever known.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;O-oh, but I'm quite the s-screamer in bed...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Luna where is your sister?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WE ARE NOT SURE... QUITE THE ODDITY INDEED, WE WERE SURE WE FELT HER PRESENCE WHILE YOU WERE BENT OVER, BE WE CAN'T SENSE HER AT ALL NOW.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ugh, this just gets better and better...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ANONYMOUS, I WOULDN'T CONSIDER THIS BETTER, YOU STILL HAVEN'T FOUND OUR SISTER, AND-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sarcasm is lost on these ponies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just want this day to be over with.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;RIDE ON, SAVIOR OF NIGHTMARE NIGHT!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, savior of Nightmare Night....</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had a duty to fulfill.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even if you had fucked everything up so far.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had a mission given to you by the princess, you were going to finish it, even if you fail.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No, you wouldn't fail.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You begin your search once more, with Fluttershy by your side.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Help was help, even if you got it from your rapist.</span><br />&quot;Alright Flutters, I'm gonna need you to to look down from the clouds, if you find Celestia, come to me as quick as you can.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gave you a shake of the head and she was off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You begin the trek towards the gingerbread house of treats.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sugarcube Corner.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're going only because you haven't checked there yet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're also fairly certain Pinkie is still knocked out after Fluttershy's buck of the century.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So... It should be safe.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You arrive at the bakery, and the door is locked.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your shoulder still hurt from breaking down Rarity's door, so you decide to peek into the windows, see if it's even worth the trouble of breaking in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The lights are either off or smashed, because it is very dark inside, but you can clearly see that same 'salt' drug seemingly spilled all around the shop, almost covering the floor completely.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie must've had a field day in there.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You didn't hear any noise from inside though, so it must be free of any trapped/drugged ponies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hopefully.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh well, you don't have time to waste, time to check someplace else.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just as you turn to leave, Fluttershy lands infront of you, out of breath.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A-anon... I... I found *huff* I found Celestia...&quot;</span><br />&quot;R-really? You did? Where?!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She points towards the Everfree forest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Some... some ponies from town were *huff* hauling her towards Ponyville...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What?</span><br />&quot;What? They were bringing her back to Ponyville? That doesn't make any sense...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy sighs, finally having caught her breath.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I don't know either Anon, c-come on though, we need to see what this is all about, hop on my back...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pause, uncertainty in your eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Last time she asked you to ride her, she was dressed as a chicken and was asking if your fetish was pegging.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You still didn't get the joke, but it was traumatizing none the less.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just get on, we don't have much time, and the princess could be in danger.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh wow, some assertiveness shines through?</span><br />&quot;Alright, only because you're right though.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You climb onto Fluttershy's back, and with a little huff, she manages to get the two of you off of the ground, and flying towards Celestia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well... It's more of a float towards Celestia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy was never the fastest to begin with, and you definitely aren't helping.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ANONYMOUS! WE ARE STARTING TO FEEL OUR SISTER'S PRESENCE ONCE MORE!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck, that made you jump, you forgot Luna had gotten into your mind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Somehow...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking magic.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon look! There she is!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There she was.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Tied to a long stick, being carried to what seemed to be Twilight's house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time to be a hero.</span><br />&quot;Alright Fluttershy, I'm gonna need you to trust me here...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slide off of Fluttershy, free falling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't that high up, but high enough to be scared of falling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even though you just purposely hopped off of the only thing keeping you from falling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whoops.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Don't care, need to save the princess.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You land on one of the ponies holding Celestia, breaking your fall.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And probably breaking the drugged pony's back.</span><br />&quot;Take that, filthy criminal!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time to equip the super hero voice.</span><br />&quot;Don't worry princess! I'll save yo-&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are kicked in the face again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Knocked out cold.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You awake in Twilight's house again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Tied to a chair.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least you weren't in the basement again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look at your surroundings.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just an empty library.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An empty library covered in the white drug.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Damn these ponies and their exposition-making kicks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ANONYMOUS... WE CAN STILL SENSE OUR SISTER, SHE MUST BE CLOSE.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You attempt to rock your chair back an forth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You manage to fall onto your side.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And your face lands into a pile of the drug.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You give it a little lick, because you are out of options.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Odd...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It tastes like...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Salt?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait a fucking second.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's just salt?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ANONYMOUS! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT TAKING THE DRUGS?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Calm down princess, I had no idea this was actual salt, I used to sprinkle this stuff onto my eggs every morning, it's actually beneficial for humans.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;In fact...</span><br />&quot;I'm actually surprised I'm still alive, we need this stuff to live...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WELL ANONYMOUS, FOR PONIES, IT IS AN EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE DRUG. WE SUPPOSE WE WILL NOT GIVE YOU GRUESOME NIGHTMARES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, BUT WE REQUIRE A BELLY RUB ONCE THIS IS ALL SORTED OUT.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you're still stuck tied to this chair.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try screaming, and to your surprise, something screams back at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It sounded like it came from the basement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course, now you need to get into the basement.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A-anon! HELP!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your autism whiteknight kicks in and you once again break your bindings.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sprint towards the door to the basement head first, fairly certain you couldn't feel pain right now.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are now Celestia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And what the fuck is happening?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You arrived to Ponyville a couple hours ago, somepony forced a large amount of salt into your mouth, and now you're tied to chair facing Fluttershy, who is also tied up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;While you survey the area, you hear a loud snap, and see the human Anonymous fly through the door like a missile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You remember reading Anon's memories against his will like it was yesterday.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Humans are such odd creatures.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And that fucking hurt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A-anon...? Anon! I knew you'd save us!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slowly rise up from the ground, everything still a little wobbly.</span><br />&quot;Ugh... My fucking head...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait, did she say &quot;us?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hello, Mr. Anonymous, I trust you'll free the both of us and explain the situation?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Celestia stares at you, half amused, and half annoyed beyond belief.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You assumed she didn't like it when power was taken from her, what with her being the most powerful thing in Equestria.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, and take this thing off my horn, not being able to do magic is driving me mental.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You free both of them, and remove the odd device from Celestia's horn, dropping it with a loud thunk.</span><br />&quot;Alright, so the story so far is...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You retell everything you know to them, ending your long talk with a sigh of relief.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had finally completed your mission.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had secured the princess, and saved the tow-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, you TRIED to save the town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That has to count for something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least it was all over and done wit-</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;NOT SO FAST, SAVIOR OF NIGHTMARE NIGHT!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Luna's voice booms throughout the basement, leaving a ringing in your ears.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmmm... So you were telling the truth about Luna, and here I was thinking I was going to have to forcefully read yor memories again... Silly me.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shudder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Celestia reading your mind felt like molestation on a level not meant for mortals.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If ghosts could be molested, they probably are molested the same way you were that day.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was horrible.</span><br />&quot;Yeah... N-no thank you, princess Celestia...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ANYWAYS, ANONYMOUS! SAVIOR OF NIGHTMARE NIGHT! YOU MAY HAVE SAVED OUR SISTER, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO TRACK DOWN THE ONES WHO STARTED THIS ALL!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ugh... Any idea where they are all at? The town has been pretty barren for hours now.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THINGS ARE GOING TO BE 'TURNED UP A NOTCH...'&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just want to go to bed.</span><br />&quot;Great. Come on girls, I'm sure I'll need your help.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The smell of smoke fills your nose.</span><br />&quot;...You girls smell that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;They look just as shocked as you are.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run up the stairs, finish off the poor door and kick it down, and make your way out of the smoldering treehome.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Only to find the rest of Ponyville engulfed in flames.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ponies run rampant, not because their homes are on fire, but because they are hopped up on salt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can see Pinkie railing bumps off of a park bench, which is also beginning to catch on fire.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Some faces you've never seen before go at it in the street, a big pony orgy inside of a ring of fire.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You swear that there's a joke there but you are far too concerned about the inferno infront of you to care.</span><br />&quot;Uh... A-alright Celestia, what do we do?&quot;<br />&quot;Celestia...?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn around, only to find sunbutt with her face stuffed into a mound of salt.</span><br />&quot;Fluttershy?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy is nowhere to be found, but you hear muffled screams coming out from under Celestia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pull Fluttershy out from under sunbutt's royal butt.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking lucky Fluttersh- You mean poor Fluttershy.</span><br />&quot;You alright Flutts?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She just gives you a nod, catching her breath.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes go narrow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh no! All my memorabilia of you is burning! MOMMA'S COMING, ANON'S USED UNDERWARE!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She quickly flys back towards her home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You decide this isn't worth it and you hop on the train to anywhere but here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The platform is burning, figures.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You throw some bits at the ticket clerk, who is convulsing on the floor, and head towards the train.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The conductor is nowhere to be found, so you pull at levers until the train starts moving.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, SAVIOR OF NIGHTMARE NIGHT? IT SEEMS YOU REALLY WANT THOSE HORRIBLE NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'll give you all the belly rubs you want if you let me leave this place.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;WE HUMBLY ACCEPT SUCH A GRACIOUS OFFER, ANONYMOUS, WE ARE GLAD WE COULD ASSIST YOU TONIGHT.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh one last time, and smile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take one final look at the still burning Ponyville.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're sure that everything will be fine by the time to get back.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Multiple buildings collapse as you think that thought.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, everything would be fine.</span><br />The end.<br />What a fucking mess this one was, hope you enjoy it none the less, and thank you to the Anon who requested, I hope you enjoyed it most of all.</div></div>




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