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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="A_Real_Sweetie">A Real Sweetie</span><a href="A_Real_Sweetie#/editor/1" title="Edit section: A Real Sweetie" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, whatcha doin?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wondering how you got into my apartment again&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are Anon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;just your average, everyday shitposter living in a two bedroom apartment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And behind you was an annoying little girl who always seemed to get in your house</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What does 'lewd' mean?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh and put your head on your hand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's been a pretty rough night shift of stocking</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh</span><br />&quot;it means naughty&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;oh.... so why were you saying something was 'naughty'&quot;</span><br />&quot;Because people like to post naughty stuff on the internet.... also never go on the internet without your older sister nearby&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck her older sister</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Living next to you is Sweetie belle and her whore of an older sister</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Walls are pretty solid, but jesus christ does she have powerful lungs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You go back to your thread watcher and go back to the dubs thread on /a/</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You managed to get three gets out of your twenty posts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're about to post one more dubs reaction image, before you hear Sweetie Belle wander off</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, why do you have a flash light with a mouth!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's going through your shit again</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't even bat an eye anymore</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You yell back to the other room</span><br />&quot;Ask your sister about it!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck that bitch</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Despite all your complaints she still can't keep a goddamn eye on her little sister</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, is this katana real!?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yup, but it's cursed by some norwegian guy, I'm talking to someone on craiglist about that!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, can I eat your McDonalds!?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sure!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You crack a smile as you type in a reply, 'If I took off the mask, would you die'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, what's the number for 911!?&quot;</span><br />&quot;nine-eleven!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay!&quot;</span><br />...<br />...<br />...<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hi miss, I'm at Anon apartment!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wait, fuck.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, he's just a nice guy who gave McDonalds!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Sweetie Belle give me back the fucking phone!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, what does 'fucking' mean!?&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, where are going?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk along side Sweetie Belle through the empty, city, sidewalks</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Actually you were taking her out to eat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You had nothing left to eat and just didn't feel like cooking and had no dishes</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So only logically choice was to take her with you</span><br />&quot;To a food place&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What kind of food place&quot;</span><br />&quot;One of my favorite food places&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So what's that?&quot;</span><br />&quot;A restaraunt&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anooon...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chuckle to yourself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's been awhile since you've had to entertain kiddos, but you've had cousins before</span><br />&quot;Okay okay, fine, you win.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pause as she leans in while she walks</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;she gives a frustrated look begging you to continue</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stop in your track turn around and look her in the eye</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anticipation wells up in her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a deep breath</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She practically on the edge of her seat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open your mouth very slowly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sweat drips from her forehead</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wave a hand at the building to your right</span><br />&quot;We're here&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sweetie Belle's face fall flat and shoulder's slump forward</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You happily open the door to the 50's diner and stroll in</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wait in the open area between two halves of the restaurant with a floor of booths on both sides</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You see the waitress' on both sides of the diner were already taking care of a couple tables so you just walk over to the counter</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sweetie looks around unsure, before you wave her over</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wait we're sitting over there&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She takes a seat at the counter with you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I never get to sit up here&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You pick up two menus resting on top of the napkin holder and pass one to the runt</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You glance at the menu, only out of habit since you always get the same thing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hello, welcome to Joe's Diner, you been here before&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look up from your menu to see a solid 8/10 lookin at you from behind the counter</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Top milf quality, can practically hear 'ara ara'</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You almost trip up and have to hesitate for a second</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sweetie Belle speaks up though</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nope it's my first time&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She says in her cute, perky, people-who-don't-know-me-are-around voice</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How bout you, hon?&quot;</span><br /><br />&quot;I'm a regular&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, how bout I get you two started with drinks&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can I get a sprite?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure, you&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She points a pen over at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;dat voice, dose lips, dem curves</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Luckily your eyes are well trained to keep eye casual face contact</span><br />&quot;Dr. Pepper please&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The drink of geniuses</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure thing, I'll be right back&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After she walks away, you release the breath you were holding and deflate a bit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're not sure how long your boner could've held up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do you think she was pretty?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just loud enough for the waitress to hear</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Don't even turn your head</span><br />&quot;Shuddup and figure out what you want to eat&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grin to yourself</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, if only she was on the menu</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck you gotta remember that one. Never know when it could be useful</span><br />&quot;So, Sweetie Belle...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks away from her menu up at you</span><br />&quot;Did you start it or did your sister start it&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gives you a fake blank look, pretending to not understand</span><br />&quot;You usually wait until your sister's mad at you before you give me a visit&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;uhhhh...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She tries to hide in her menu</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Don't know what you're talking about, Anon, I'm just looking at the menu&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Elbow on the counter, you lean against your fist</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shit you got time</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Your drinks&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You straighten up in a second and smile over to the waitress</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She hands over your drink with smooth smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck, she knows she's got you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Brown hair that goes to her shoulders with a scrunchie near the end</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;White apron</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Child bearing hips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Never stood a chance</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Too bad you're not 'that' guy or else you would totally flip spaghetti to hit on her</span><br />&quot;Thanks&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You two know what you want?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Look over to the girl hidden stealthily in her menu</span><br />&quot;I know what I want, how bout you kiddo?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She peeks her head up from the menu innocently</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Waitress puts her hand over her chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Gotta give Sweetie props, that was fucking adorable</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Can I get the chicken nuggers?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You crack a smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No fucking way</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab your menu from the table and quickly glance at the kid's dinner</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No fucking way</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;intense kekking internally</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The waitress smiles, but probably doesn't get it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It actually is in fucking black and white</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Official as fuck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sure thing sweet pea. You?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's lookin at you hunched back pointing her pen at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One arm tucked under her mammaries, giving you a full 1920x920 of oppai.jpg</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Boner is trying to breach containment</span><br />&quot;I'll have a swiss bacon cheeseburger, with mushroom on sourdough bread&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;How'd you like that cook&quot;</span><br />&quot;Medium&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fries or onion rings?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Cheese fries please&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're a sucker for velveeta</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alrighty then, I'll get that out in just a sec&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She leaves</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Boner please</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a good look at dat ass incognito</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After she's gone you deflate x2</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look over at Sweetie who is still gopher hole peeking at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't see her mouth, but you know smug animu face when you see one</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before she gets the upper hand</span><br />&quot;So about you and your sister&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She slowly decends back behind the plastic protected paper</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After years of training you know how to do this</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slowly reach your hand to the menu</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She slowly retracts</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You still approach</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She can't lean back any further from her stool</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grab her shield and slowly peel it back from covering her face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She starts melting more into her seat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After shes laying back flat from her seat with a menu on her face</span><br />&quot;Okay now this is just plain ridiculous&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;One swift jerk and she's become vulnerable</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her face is of adorable, disgusted defeat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uuuuuughhh&quot;</span><br />&quot;Cmon now, sit up straight&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She flails her arms in the air before you grab one</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She grabs a hold of your wrist, but doesn't pull herself up</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;lazy ass</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Once she up she has her hands in her lap and is kicking her feet, nervously looking away</span><br />&quot;Cmon, out with it&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;ummm, well, this time...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuckin called it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, Rarity had this really beautiful dress she's been working on...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You motion her to keep talk</span><br />&quot;Yeaahhhh&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And so, I though maybe I could help her a bit&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You played along</span><br />&quot;Just a bit right?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah exactly!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So, I sprinkled some gold glitter&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She said as she grew smaller</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck, you've been around enough little cousins to know what glitter can do</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That shit'll fuck you up no matter how careful you were</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You keep cool,still playing</span><br />&quot;Only a sprinkle right&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah! just a sprinkle&quot;</span><br />&quot;So how did Rarity react?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I dunno&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You quirk eyebrow still smiling</span><br />&quot;You don't know?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She should be figuring it out right now&quot;</span><br /><br />&lt;<span class="co4">&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;meanwhile at ground zero&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;SWEEETIE BELLE YOU GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!&quot;</span><br /><br />&lt;<span class="co4">&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Clever girl</span><br />&quot;So what's the plan?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;throw myself at the mercy of court?&quot;</span><br />&quot;And then?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe start crying?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God you love this kid</span><br />&quot;Don't forget to remind her about how she doesn't spend enough time with you&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh that's good too!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You both take a sip of your soda in sync</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;after an annoying yet satisfying, synced &quot;ahhh&quot;. you turn back to her</span><br />&quot;So how long has she been working on it?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;two months,&quot; she says nonchalantly</span><br />&quot;Shit&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She nods pursing her lips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think over it a bit</span><br />&quot;Tell you what&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You point at her</span><br />&quot;If you got the dough, I'll let you stay at my place&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She hurriedly pats the sides of her skirt</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;sticks her tongue at as she digs through one, and produces a $20 bill</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She smiles in relief handing over the bill to your outstretched hands knowing she'll be able to live through the night</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Straight from the coffers of Rarity's purse</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You put it up your nose and savor the smell of ill gotten gains</span><br />&quot;alright, this'll get you one safe haven for <span class="nu0">14</span> hours and a dinner and breakfast.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sweet! Anon, you're the best&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She hugs you</span><br />&quot;Well, anything for the world's best Sweetie&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, she can sneak into your apartment whether you let her or not</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You thinks she's coming through the ventilation system, but you can't be sure</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She never makes any fucking noise until she right behind you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've been going dry for the past six weeks and it's killing you</span><br /><br />How did your dad ever go so long without a women or porn?<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Guess it's just that discipline of mind</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Gotta be strong... cause you're too scared to get caught</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You put your dirty money in your front pocket</span><br />&quot;Alright but the bed time is <span class="nu0">11</span>:00 o clock&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Really, I can stay up to 11?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are going to be the coolist babysitter ever</span><br />&quot;Hell, yeah&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But it's a school night!&quot;</span><br />&quot;When does the bus come to pick you up?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;At five thirty&quot;</span><br />&quot;Shit, I'll wake you up at five&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're best, Anon&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah I know... you can let go of me now&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, I know.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smile and embrace her</span><br />&quot;Also, our food almost here&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What!?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her stomach growled furiously and broke out of your grip</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Right on time, the waitress came over with your hot plates, waiting to be devour</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Cheeseburger and chicken nuggets. Will there be anything else I can get for you two?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;just one hour alone with you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Okay that one was a little more creepy than smooth. Gotta work more on it</span><br />&quot;Nope, we're good&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You steal one of Sweetie Belle's fries, before you two dug into your heart attack meals</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Honestly the warm feeling in your heart, a satisfied feeling in your stomach, and the bulge in your pant returning to its slumber, you felt pretty damn good today</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was a quick meal</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You always ate with a fast pace and Sweetie Belle tried to keep up with the champ</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh who are you kidding, you felt like hell now</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your stomach's reprimanding you for eating too much too fast making you feel like shit... but in a good way</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You both enjoyed your meal?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sweetie belle's lying flat on her back, moaning like a zombie</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You chuckle a bit at her expense, before turning at your waitress</span><br />&quot;It was perfect.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;uuggggghhhhh&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The waitress giggled with her hand over her mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;God have mercy on my dick</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well then, is there anything else I can get you two?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Nah, I think we're about done. Can I get the bill?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'll get that right to you&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fish out your newly acquired $20 bill and your wallet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you get the bill, it's $21.57</span><br />&quot;Alright Sweetie, what <span class="nu0">20</span>% of <span class="nu0">21</span>?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Cause I need to give a tip to the nice waitress.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sweetie Belle sits up from her seat and put her arms down to support her as she leans over to you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What's a tip?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Well, it's something extra you give to people who give you food at restaurants for being nice. Doesn't your sister do that?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, well Rarity just usually leaves a couple coupons for her dresses whenever we go to places&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Generous. My. Ass.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You remember her big boasts about being VERY giving for people around her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck, she never told you her last name was Goldstein</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh</span><br />&quot;Well, then your sister is a bad tipper then.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Is that bad?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How do you wanna lay it on her?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Well, honesty is the best policy</span><br />&quot;Yeah, it's pretty bad.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, so you have to tip, when you go places?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yup. So get to the mathing kiddo.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;4.2&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She said with no hesitation</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shit mark yourself impressed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You used to be the math wiz of the family, and you still would've slow on the draw for an easy question like that</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fish out some bills from your wallet and that quick 20 from earlier</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be Anon</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time warp to your apartment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After paying the check and leaving the tip LIKE ALL DECENT HUMANS SHOULD</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You unlock the door to your apartment and drag yourself over to the beige couch/bed in the living room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You collapse onto the furniture and produce a will you save underneath the cushions and hold it in your arms on your chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You keep an eye open to see Sweetie Belle following suit with same miserable feeling hitting her hard too</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Being near bursting full, then walking two miles home is not the best experience to be had</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She swings the door close behind her and walks over to your couch and lies on you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your glad people don't actually just pop random boners at crucial and cute moments like these in real life contrary to your Chinese porn comics</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, kill me&quot; she moans her head falling on your chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Despite the near near throwing up feeling you have, you can still smile, since she's around</span><br />&quot;Then who'll kill me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uggghhh, Anon, you're so selfish?&quot;</span><br />&quot;And who's letting you crash here while the heat on you dies down&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sighs, &quot;Youuuuu&quot;</span><br />&quot;That's right&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You watch the gentle rise and descent of the fallen little angel resting on your chest sync to your breathing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the silence you can actually hear her breathing too</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The orange glow of sun is slowly fading away from your apartment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lean your head back and rest your eyes a bit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sweetie is close to falling asleep</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmmm, despite the fatigue, you still thinking sleeping with a little girl, who's not related to you at all in your arms is not a good idea</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slowly slip from under Sweetie Belle and get off the couch</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;First thing's first</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stretch a bit to wake you up a bit, before you had stifle a yawn and scratch your back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;tip toeing over to the door, you ninja your way out of your apartment and emerge into the hallway of the complex's third story</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You walk over to the next door on the left and give a few knocks</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You waited and started stretch more, when the door opened</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity stood at the doorway standing a little taller then you in a fitting, white collar shirt and a black, business skirt</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Those worked so well with her curves</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her hair is in a messy bun, but doesn't look too casual</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her work glasses are halfway down her nose and the top three buttons of her shirt were undone, giving just the slightest hint of her frilly purple bra</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her body just begged for sex</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Despite your dislike for this woman, you can't help but take a peek at her body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;9/10 sex with the boss material</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gave you a polite smile, &quot;Oh why hello Anonymous.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cut your stretch short and revert to your original form</span><br />&quot;Hey, Rarity, how's it going?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh well, it was going pretty well, until I had a little setback, but such is the work of art&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, I hear ya. So anyways, apparently I owed Sweetie Belle a sleepover, because of some bad bet I made a long time ago, and she wants to cash it in now.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the mention of Sweetie Belle her smile becomes thin</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh really, Darling. So she's staying with you right now?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Gotta play my cards right or else everything's ruined</span><br />&quot;Nah, she just gave me call earlier and is going to crash at my place after she's done playing with some friends&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, well I need to see her soon so we can have a little talk together, so if you could please-&quot;</span><br />&quot;Best I can do is direct her over to you tomorrow. She's got school hella early in the morning, and I don't want to wake you up, if she gets home at <span class="nu0">11</span>:00&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;11:00, that seems way too late and way past curfew.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You just shrug, and act defenseless</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've been too good at handling situations like these, and it's all going your way</span><br />&quot;Well I don't know what to tell you for sure. She said she was&#160;?crusading' with some friends, and I know her well enough to where I don't know what that means.&quot;<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rarity deflates and sighs, before pinching the bridge of her nose</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks up after a second and gives you a grateful smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well thank you for telling me now, so I don't have to worry. You really are a sweet man&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Automatic modesty response #1</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shrug it off &quot;I try my best.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her eyes dip down at your body</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, it seems as though your best is more than enough.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's biting her lip</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her smile has gone predator</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your heads sending alarms throughout your senses</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If it's going to take sweetie belle some time to come home, maybe you could stay for some tea?&quot;</span></div></div>




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