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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="A_Fat_Pony_Runs_a_Race">A Fat Pony Runs a Race</span><a href="A_Fat_Pony_Runs_a_Race#/editor/1" title="Edit section: A Fat Pony Runs a Race" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be Double Cream, fattest pony in town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wonder how Pinkie Pie duped you into this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The pink party pony is holding a Fun Run to raise bits for Sugarcube Corner's roof repairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A monster attacked or something, you were in bed that day with a stomachache, so you missed the action.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All you know is the next time you worked up the energy to waddle your way down to your favourite hangout, Pinkie Pie was on you like cotton candy to facial fur.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It didn't take long for her to 'convince' (bribe with copious amounts of free baked goods) you to sign your name up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's to your benefit in the long run you guess, you are Sugarcube Corner's number one consumer all by yourself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still, what the fuck is a 'Fun Run'?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your chunky thighs haven't broken a trot in about six years, and here you are at an actual race.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Stare nervously at starting line down the main street of Ponyville, a pink sweatband holding your tousled mane out of your face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's ponies lining up beside you. Some are doing weird stretching moves or trotting on the spot, intense concentration in their eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're pretty sure all trotting on the spot will do is shake your beer-barrel of a body around like jelly. No thanks. Stretching would probably just pull a muscle before you even got started.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As much as you're quivering in terror at the prospect of exercise, you do actually want to make it to the finish line.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie is counting on you. She needs you, damn it. Besides, you ate all the bribe food already, and a deal's a deal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're a fatass, not a fat asshole.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie moseys on out with an oversized checkered flag, and flourishes it dramatically.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fillies and gentlecolts! The Sugarcube Corner Grand-Prix Roof-Renovation Derby is about to begin! On your marks!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ponies assume some kind of butt-up race-starting position. Shit, just bending your knees for too long aches.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Get Set!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie looks directly at you, winks, and mouths 'good luck'. You return an expression of despair.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Go!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lurch forward, the thunder of pony hooves all around you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sensation of running has changed somewhat from what you remember years ago.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For one, you don't remember having a gut rhythmically slapping against your inner thighs, which are starting to chafe against each other.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hear your heartbeat in overdrive, and feel your pulse hammering. It feels like there's claws tugging at your lungs, your breath is coming in shallow gasps and pained moans.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Curse your traitorous stomach, you want to take that bribe back. No amount of free cupcakes and doughnuts could be worth this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ironically you're carrying said confections with you on your jiggling hips. Stupid metabolism. Stupid you for ruining your stupid metabolism.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cough up the dust of the street as the crowd of racers pulls ahead. Your cheeks are flushed and hot, there's sweat streaking your face and dripping off your chins, and you're slowing to what could generously be called a lazy trot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Keep going. You mutter the mantra to yourself breathlessly, forcing yourself along at your slow, heavy gait.</span><br />&quot;Keep&quot; going&quot; Deal's&quot; a deal. Kee&quot; go&quot; deal'sa'd'l&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And here comes our last participant, Double Cream! Wow! Double must love Sugarcube Corner heart and soul, just look at the determination in those eyes!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pass the finish line several weeks after you began your journey. You must have lost fifty pounds in sweat by now. Are you thin yet?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Collapse into the dirt with enough force to leave an impact crater. Nope. Still a fatty.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Through your weak wheezing breaths, you hear Pinkie's hooves as she bounces to your side.</span><br />&quot;Thank you thank you thank you Double Cream! You saved Sugarcube Corner! I mean, the roof of Sugarcube Corner, technically. I knew you could do it! Now I can give you your super special sweet surprise reward!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Laugh weakly.</span><br />&quot;Pin&quot;kie&quot; pretty sure&quot; I lost&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie's grinning face fills your vision.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well sure you don't get a blue ribbon&quot; but I got something else in mind!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Grunt in surprise as you get a hoofful of candy inserted into your mouth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;There's some extra energy for you to get up and come to Sugarcube Corner. Hurry up Double Cream!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Roll your eyes as Pinkie bounces on the spot expectantly, as if she thinks you run on sugar as fuel.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't, despite your overwhelming consumption of the stuff.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Every joint in your body protests as you heave your weight back onto your hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slowly waddle along behind Pinkie, your head hanging low, mane clinging to your sweaty face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can sense ponies are staring.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Years of ballooning out your body with new layers of pudge always got you looks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Disgust or amusement are the most common. You thought you'd get used to it, but it still stings.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're not quite wide enough to brush the sides of the door as you enter Sugarcube Corner, but that day's coming fast.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Plop the twin moons of your butt cheeks down on the wide bench Pinkie Pie pulls out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She knows just how far it needs to be from the table so your gut can spill over your thighs without touching the table edge.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey, why the glum face, Double Cream? It's almost time for your super special sweet surprise reward, which I only give to friends that really care! And also can eat, which I know you can, Double, 'cause you? You're always hungry for Pinkie Pie's treats, am I right?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She throws you her cheekiest grin, which you meet with a raised eyebrow.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Avoid the lewd joke on your mind, Pinkie's too innocent for that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Go for a fat joke instead. You know plenty of those.</span><br />&quot;I'm too worn out from the race to smile, Pinkie. Maybe I need more candy.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie boops your chubby snoot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Scrunch.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know exactly how you feel.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Blink. Pinkie sounds serious. She bounces off to the back room, leaving you alone.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Be grateful Sugarcube Corner is closed today thanks to the race.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sound of trolley wheels squeaking across the floor grabs your attention.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Jaw drop and pin your ears as a literal Candy Mountain rolls into the room.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think the main 'mountain' part of the confection is some kind of chocolate jelly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hard to tell because not an inch of the mountain isn't covered with candy. Chocolate drops, pop rocks, milk duds, peanut butter candies, caramel eggs, sweet candy chips in rainbow colours, nougat, trees on the slopes made from deep-fried chocolate bars, and a snow-capped tip of cotton candy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's candy IN the jelly. That's like doubling calories per mouthful.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think of yourself as a connoisseur of all things sugar. A discerning taste in the sweet scene.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Never forget that Pinkie Pie is the grand master of the stuff.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wipe the saliva from your chin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie hoofs you a dessert spoon with a flourish, and a knowing glint in her eye.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know. Just enjoy the moment. You can thank me later.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Forget she's watching. Forget every stare, every piece of crushed furniture, and most of all, forget that stupid Fun Run.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Running? You're not sure there's going to be so much as crawling when you're done here.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Attack the mountain muzzle-first, leaving the spoon. You're one of the fastest eaters in Ponyville when you want to be, but you usually take it slow to savour the experience of eating.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No such cares now. Your body cries out for calories and you've got to feed it to bursting.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The top of the mountain loses its soft, fluffy cap, but it feels like you're barely making a dent in the massive confection conglomerate, while your stomach is starting to stretch and gurgle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Find your rhythm of bite, chew and swallow as you gorge yourself in a delirious frenzy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lick the crumbs from your face and use your front hooves to massage your bloated belly as you eat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Feel the soft touch of another pair of hooves, relieving your burbling stomach of stress.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie expertly works your flabby barrel, helping you get the gas out in deep rolling belches to make room for more sweet candy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Close your eyes, and lose yourself in the bliss of overeating.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Most ponies couldn't withstand this sugar rush. Hyperactivity and nausea are common when a less experienced glutton pigs out at Sugarcube Corner for the first time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You may be dead last in running, but this is your home territory. Gluttony is what you do.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Binge on the edible heart attack until there's only crumbs and stains of chocolate sauce left, then lick those up.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lean back and groan in pained satisfaction, feeling the heavy, sloshing mass of it in your overtaxed stomach, taut beneath your flab.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've experienced many binges that made you feel like a real pig. This might be your finest performance yet.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dizziness washes over you, and in a blink, Pinkie Pie's got a fainting couch for you to &quot; well, nearly pass out on.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lie there, stretched, stuffed and utterly spent, too lazy even to rub your own belly while Pinkie Pie's magic hooves are on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyelids flutter at the onset of a post-feast food coma, as you look up at Pinkie Pie's delighted grin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There's something a little possessive in her eyes and she gropes and fondles you, feeling the weight of your pliable flesh as her hooves sink into the sweet spots that make you twitch and sigh happily.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I knew you'd like it! I'm so glad you ate it all, Double Cream. This has been the best day ever! We raised the bits for the roof, you got to eat lots of goodies, and I got to make you fatter! It's a win-win-win!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Drowsily stretch out on the couch, half-listening to Pinkie babble.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Crack one eye open, looking at her hooves as they massage the dome of fuzzy blubber that fills your view.</span><br />&quot;Wait, what was that last thing, Pinkie?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nothiiing!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Open your mouth to protest, but out of nowhere Pinkie's brought you eclairs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You groan and wave your hoof limply in token protest.</span><br />&quot;I couldn't eat another&quot;&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sweet cream-filled pastry cuts you off as it's gently pushed into your mouth.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, you weren't fooling anypony.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Relax, and indulge in more food. You've earned it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;End.</span></div></div>




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