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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="A_Dazzling_Pack_VIIII">A Dazzling Pack VIIII</span><a href="A_Dazzling_Pack_VIIII#/editor/1" title="Edit section: A Dazzling Pack VIIII" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What 'bout Sandlewood?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You watched as the big, dreadlock-haired guy made his way past your table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even though he was doing his best to hide it, you could see that he was swaying his hips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The slut</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not that you WEREN'T looking</span><br />&quot;Eh, six outta ten.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Alrighty, what 'bout Thunderlane then?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the corner of the lunchroom, you could see Thunderlane sitting at a table surrounded by a bunch of other bottom bitches</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He was going for an all-natural look</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No makeup, no foundation, nothing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It wasn't a very good look for him</span><br />&quot;A seven on his best day,&quot; you said, kicking your feet up on the table you were sitting at<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack, who was sitting right next to you eating her apple-based lunch, looked around the room with a frown</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What 'bout Anon then?&quot; she asked, nudging her head toward one of the tables as she popped an apple fritter into her mouth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking over your shoulder, you saw that the big green weirdo himself was sitting two tables down from you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As always, those stupid sirens surrounded him, one on each side with Adagio in his lap</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The poofy-haired bully had her arms wrapped around her boyfriend's neck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was whispering something into his ear</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Anon, along with the other two baddies, laughed suddenly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You frowned</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Boy was Anon lucky that he found someone</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Because he is UGGGGGGGGGGGLY!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Whoo</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking at AJ from the corner of your eye, you try to reach over to try to snatch one of her fritters</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even though you liked to think of yourself as a totally awesome gal with ninja-like prowess, the farmer was hypervigilant today</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Get outta here, Rainbow!&quot; she snapped, slapping your hand away with no small amount of force.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You yelped, nearly falling out of your chair as you yanked your hand back</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;OWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;HOW CAN SHE ALWAYS MAKE YOUR HAND STING LIKE THAT?!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shaking out your poor, abused hand you glared at your friend, who glared right back</span><br />&quot;Come on, just give me one! I'm hungry!&quot; you whined<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Then go an' get something from the lunch line, ya thieving varmint,&quot; Applejack shot back, making sure to pop a fritter into her mouth as you watched</span><br />&quot;I just want one! Come on, when I have lunch I'll buy you a cookie!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nope.&quot;</span><br />&quot;A bag of chips then?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;These are my favorite fritters, Dash.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course, like the girly-girl you were, you huffed, crossing your hands</span><br />&quot;You stingy bitch,&quot; you grumbled<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack smiled</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ya know it,&quot; she said, nudging you with her shoulder. &quot;Now whatcha think about that there Anonymous?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grunted</span><br />&quot;I can see why he latched onto those fish-girls,&quot; you said. &quot;No other girl in her right mind would want to go out with a fugly weirdo like him.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack snorted</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That &quot;fugly weirdo&quot; sure seems to be makin' Aria and them mighty happy.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You looked back over at the siren's table to see laughter and smiles all around</span><br />&quot;The ugly guys are always the ones that'll do anything to get the girls to like them,&quot; you said dismissively<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack snorted again</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whoo nelly, are ya somethin', Rainbow...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your chest puffed out ever so slightly</span><br /><br />&quot;Hey, it's not my fault that my standards are a little higher than yours,&quot; you said, rubbing your hand against your chest and inspecting it. &quot;When you're as awesome as me you need to go after the grade-A dick.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;This time Applejack guffawed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'd hate ya see yer kinda guy then,&quot; she said, slapping her knee. &quot;Sweet Apples an' plums, no wonder ya ain't got a boyfriend.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stiffened ever so slightly at the rub</span><br />&quot;I can get a boyfriend whenever I want, thank you very much,&quot; you snapped. &quot;I'm just... browsing the market right now.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;This only caused Applejack to laugh harder</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Browsin' the market? Whoo, I guess it's hard findin' a guy when they're only sixes or fives out there, huh?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You frowned</span><br />&quot;Hey, at least /I/ wasn't desperate enough to go out with Caramel.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey now, 'Mel's a sweet boy,&quot; Applejack said, wiping a tear from her eye</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your eyes rolled so hard that they nearly fell out of your head</span><br />&quot;He's the biggest prude in the school, AJ.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The biggest prude in the school can suck on a clit so good that your eyes cross, Dash,&quot; the farmer smugly countered, nudging you again. &quot;Not that you'd know anything about that, Ms. High Standards.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Snorting, you shove your friend</span><br />&quot;Fuck off, you dyke.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey now, we might be friends but we ain't that friendly, gal,&quot; Applejack said, finishing her last fritter</span><br />&quot;I can get any guy in this school,&quot; you insisted, looking up at the ceiling. &quot;There isn't a guy in Canterlot High that wouldn't want a piece of THIS.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack looked you over for a few moments, wiping her mouth with a napkin</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ya can get any guy in the school, huh?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nodded</span><br />&quot;Yep. If you took your pick I could walk over there and snatch him up like THAT,&quot; you confidently told her<br /><br />&quot;Alright. Who's the best lookin' guy in here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;... What?</span><br />&quot;What?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking back over at Applejack, you saw that your friend was looking back at you intently</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who's the best lookin' guy in here,&quot; she asked again, waving a hand around the room</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A quick look around the cafeteria brought your attention to Flash Sentry</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AKA Sunset's old walking dildo</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Not the BEST looking guy in the school--that was Soarin-- but he might have been in the top twenty</span><br />&quot;Flash over there I guess,&quot; you muttered before closing your eyes. &quot;I don't see why that--HEY!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack, being the strong cunt that was she, pulled you to your feet with a single hand</span><br />&quot;What the fuck are you--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Go on an' get'em then. I'm tired o' you tellin' me how many guys ya can get. I wanna see ya in action.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wha--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Go an' show me how much o' a cock slayer are, Dash.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I'm--&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack sneered</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Unless yer just full o' hot air like I know ya are.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wrenching yourself from your friend's grasp, you nodded</span><br />&quot;FINE!&quot; you snapped, brushing yourself off as you glared at her. &quot;I'll show you! I'll have his fucking phone number in ten seconds flat!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Really?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah. REALLY.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Applejack raised an eyebrow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ya wanna bet on it?&quot; she asked</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Despite yourself, you couldn't help but smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'll make a bet alright</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you're gonna win that fucking bet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Slapping your hands down on the table, you leaned toward Applejack</span><br />&quot;If I get his number you gotta bring me apple fritters for the rest of the week,&quot; you told her<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The farmer nodded</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's fair,&quot; she admitted. &quot;But if ya don't get his number--like I know ya won't-- ya gotta buy me as many cookies as I want fer the rest of the week.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Without a second thought your hand comes up</span><br />&quot;Deal,&quot; you said, offering it to her<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Deal,&quot; Applejack repeated, grabbing your hand and shaking it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The second that you broke your handshake you were already making your way toward Flash's table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Alright</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This was going to be easy</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Make sure that your hair looked okay</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were awesome</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You could have any guy that you wanted in this school</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Straighten out your shirt a bit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All you needed to do was show ol' Flash a bit of THE DASH swagger and he'd be sucking on your clit before next period</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You could hear the other guys at Flash's table laughing about something</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;None of them had seen you yet</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Good</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That meant that you had the element of surprise</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Taking a deep breath, you puffed your chest out</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You began to sway side-to-side, putting your butt and hips on display</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smiled, revealing your white, perfect teeth</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yep...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Flash wasn't gonna know what hit 'em</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;--So I said to HER, &quot;Look, even though I think it's really sweet that you're taking me to Cupid's Secret, that doesn't mean that you can come in and watch me while I'm trying out the--&quot;&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sauntering to the end of the table, you leaned down and rested your elbow against if before loudly clearing your throat</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Many of the guys jumped in surprise, their heads snapping toward you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...Oh shit</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your ninja skills were just a little too high</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're fucking fumbling, Rainbow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Save it</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;SAVE. IT!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Putting on your savviest smile, you looked over at Flash</span><br />&quot;Hey good lookin', what's cookin?&quot; you cooed<br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a few moments Flash and the rest of the table just looked at you, confusion plastered on their faces</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow?&quot; he said, his brow furrowing</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The smile on your face twitched but you managed keep it from falling apart</span><br />&quot;The one and the same, babe,&quot; you told him<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still more seconds ticked by as they continued to look you up and down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But then an incredible thing happened</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;An expected thing--since you were so awesome and all--but incredible nonetheless</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All fifteen guys, from the hotties to the uggos, all smiled at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And not only were they smiles, but they were GENUINE, happy-to-see-you smiles</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;niggawemadeit.jpg</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Rainbow, honey!&quot; Flash cried, throwing an arm around you. &quot;Why don't you sit down? Come on, grab a chair! It's nice to see that you're away from the girls for once!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your tits grew ten sizes as the guys grabbed a chair from the table next to you and sat you down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;AT the front of the table no less</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Looking over your shoulder, you looked over toward Applejack</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you saw her looking back at you with a stupefied expression, your smile couldn't help but grow just a bit bigger</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Heh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knew that you were going to be a hit with the guys, but you didn't think they were going to be crawling over you like THIS...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After you get Flash's number, maybe you should get one or two more from this table so you could really--</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So Rainbow, how's your new girlfriend?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a few moments, time seemed to freeze</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The cafeteria became silent</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The whole room became a little darker</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A chill came to the air</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the distance you could hear the sound of glass shattering</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...Wat?</span><br />&quot;Wat?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Eyes wide, you looked over at Flash, who was still giving you that genuine, honest smile of his</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Applejack is a pretty good catch, you were smart to snatch her up when Caramel moved on,&quot; Flash said, patting your shoulder before taking a bite out of his sandwich. &quot;Those farm girls are--&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't remember standing up, bit in the blink of an eye the chair that you were sitting on was kicked half way across the room and you were on your feet</span><br />&quot;WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! APPLEJACK AND I AREN'T GOING OUT!&quot; you screamed<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The table full of guys went from smiling and warm looks to wide eyes and frowns</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But you couldn't find yourself giving even a little bit of a fuck</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't no carpet muncher</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You liked guys</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cock was your favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, and dinner</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weren't gay</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GAY MOM!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;YOU'RE THE FUCKING DYKE!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you began hyperventilating, Flash cocked his head to the side</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Really?&quot; he said. &quot;Well, we just thought that--&quot;</span><br /><br />&quot;Well, you thought WRONG,&quot; you interrupted with a growl. &quot;I don't know where you get your facts from, bud, but I'm a HUNDRED percent straight.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The looks of fear and concern morphed into confusion</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Straight?&quot; one of the guys said slowly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You vigorously nodded</span><br />&quot;It's cocks only for this girl!&quot; you proudly chirped, slapping a hand against your chest<br /><span class="co4">&gt;If the guys looked confused a moment ago now they looked utterly baffled</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Girl?&quot; another guy said. &quot;You're a girl?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You, being the hot-blooded Equestrian that you were, reacted as well as one much expect when asked such a fucking STUPID question</span><br />&quot;OF COURSE I'M A FUCKING GIRL, YOU DUMMY!&quot; you snarled. &quot;WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK I WAS?!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A guy,&quot; all of them immediately answered</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wat?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stiffened, your eyes growing to the size of dinner plates</span><br />&quot;...H-Huh?&quot; you whispered, taking a step away from the table<br /><span class="co4">&gt;All of the guys' expressions became thoughtful</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know... I was wondering why we never saw you in the men's locker room,&quot; Flash muttered, stroking his chin</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It was always pretty weird that she'd always spend her time with the girls too,&quot; another chimed in. &quot;I just thought it was because she was a tomboy... huh, I guess her being a girl DOES make a lot of sense...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Something inside of you snaps, causing you to place a hand over your chest</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This isn't happening...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This isn't happening...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But can you blame us though? I mean, she looks so much like a guy that it's unbelieveable!&quot;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah! That's just what I was thinking!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;She really is boney, isn't she?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And that jawline!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;These guys weren't trying to hurt your feelings</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And this wasn't one of their mind games</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Each and every one of them looked genuinely confused</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like they honestly didn't know that you were a girl</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They didn't know that you were a girl</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;How...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Why...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Noticing that the cafeteria was dead silent, you looked around</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Each and every single person in that big ass cafeteria was looking at you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;They had heard what you said</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were yelling pretty loudly</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;From twenty feet away you could heard Aria snort</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the other end of the cafeteria Lyra began to chuckle</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All around you, girls were chuckling</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Girls who had just heard what had gone down</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Girls that wouldn't let you live this down until you either died or blew up the school</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Word got around fast in this school</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You knew</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;By eighth period everyone would know what the fuck happened</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd need to shoot up this school TOMORROW to keep your street cred</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only problem is that you don't own a gun</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And Applejack and Fluttershy probably won't let your borrow either of theirs</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You were fucked</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Truly, spectacularly fucked</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br />&quot;...S-Shit...&quot;</div></div>




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