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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id="AJ_Tries_to_Castrate_Anon_.28Prompt_short.29">AJ Tries to Castrate Anon (Prompt short)</span><a href="AJ_Tries_to_Castrate_Anon_(Prompt_short)#/editor/1" title="Edit section: AJ Tries to Castrate Anon (Prompt short)" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="br0">&#91;</span>Some dipshit on /mlp/ tried to get a castration fetish writing prompt some attention, so I wrote this terrible piece.<span class="br0">&#93;</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Howdy Anon!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look over to appulpone from her gate, and give her an obligatory wave.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You usually just pass by her farm on the way to the house you got in the boonies.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Better than making your own, especially with the lack of tech these ponies have.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So listen here... A lot of us are gettin' fed up with all the sexual advances you're makin' towards us ponies.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Wait, what?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Some have even complained to Princelestia about ya.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What the fuck?</span><br />&quot;What the fuck? I only made a few lame pick-up lines to Twilight and a few around town that caught my eye!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ looks at you like a cow looks at an oncoming train.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Uh, from what I've been seein', it's been more harassment than what yer sayin'.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Okay, so maybe I had a little phase where I was naked. You ponies do it all the damn time, I thought it was fine!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sugarcube, we got fur, and we're on all fours. You don't got a sheath an' yer dingle's at eye level for us. You scarred a good lot of foals that day!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Stupid ass double standards.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;And you poked Rarity's eye with it, and she didn't stop cryin' for three hours. Guess who got to make her feel better?&quot;</span><br />&quot;...Y-you?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's right. Anyways, Princelestia decided with a royal decree that you have to be castrated.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Er, if it's a royal decree, that's a decision, so you saying decision before it wouldn't make any sense because- WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She cringes a bit at your language like ponies normally do, but she continues on.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not only that, she's appointed me, the best farmhand in Ponyville, to do the job.&quot;</span><br />&quot;...I am a living, breathing, sentient person. I had to take that stupid as shit citizenship test to live here, I get dragged along by Twatlot and the rest of you into dangerous situations because of my immunity to magic, and I've even helped save the world once, albeit by being a douchebag. But she wants to mutilate me because I made a few harrassment cases?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Personally, I think it'll do you a world of good.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You glare at her like she just shat on a baby.</span><br />&quot;You what?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yer always sayin' how you can't get a mare in bed with ya because you're different, so maybe if you didn't have your love makin' machine you wouldn't care so much. It'd make ya more productive, that's fer sure.&quot;</span><br />&quot;How would you feel if I gave you a hysterectomy?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A who what now?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course the background pony doesn't know what that is.</span><br />&quot;What if I took out your uterus, your 'oven'? And cut off your clit, for that matter?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Now you know what I'm feeling.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's not the same, sugarcube! I got a chance of having foals someday and makin' sure the farm's got plenty of helping hooves. You, yer the only one of your kind in Equestria, so there's not much point in you keepin' yours.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't believe you're hearing this.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Does it not compute to them that this is unbelievably morally reprehensible?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But it'd be a shame to not let your little guy have fun one last time.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you're really confused.</span><br />&quot;...You're gonna have to explain that one.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Here's what I'm thinkin'. You 'n me can fool around tonight, but first thing in the mornin', those things are comin' off.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...</span><br />&quot;...Oooh, I get it.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks a bit confused, like how you were a few seconds ago.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Whaddya mean?&quot;</span><br />&quot;You're pulling my leg. Jeez, I thought you were being serious, haha, damn. You got me good.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ closes her eyes and sighs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ahh, c'mon Anon. You know as well as I do I'm not playin' around.&quot;</span><br />&quot;But you are.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nah, I'm not. The offer's still on the table, though.&quot;</span><br />&quot;No no no, you can't be serious because this doesn't make any sense.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her look of bewilderment only grows.</span><br />&quot;Why would you offer sexual favors right before something like this? If you weren't appalled by me and wanted to see what it was like, why in the actual fuck would you be okay with Celestia ordering you to castrate me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;..Er..&quot;</span><br />&quot;Would you be fine if she asked you to cut off a stallion's dick?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, no-&quot;</span><br />&quot;No. Why am I different? If anything, you should be putting your morals on keeping my balls as pristine as ever, considering I'm the only one of my kind. What if another human female showed up? We'd be the only chance at repopulating my race. Or would you rather have me extinct?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;AJ looks away a bit, using her hat to shield her guilty eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I wouldn't ever wish that, you know -&quot;</span><br />&quot;That's what you're condemning me to by castrating me. Not to mention you'd be fucking my body up royally, considering my testosterone levels would drop and I'd have serious issues with fatigue and lack of appetite. You'd get rid of my sex drive, sure, but at what cost?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...I never thought of it like that...&quot;</span><br />&quot;So maybe you should go talk to the Princess about this?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Y-yeah...&quot;</span><br /><br />OP's premise is shit</div></div>




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