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			<h1 id="section_0">(Dis)appearing Before Royalty in Equestria</h1><ul id="page-actions" class="hlist"><li id="ca-edit" class="icon icon-32px icon-edit" title="Edit the lead section of this page."></li><li id="ca-talk" class="hidden icon icon-32px icon-talk"><a href="http://mulpwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:(Dis)appearing_Before_Royalty_in_Equestria&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Discussion about the content page [t]" accesskey="t">Discussion</a></li><li id="ca-watch" class="watch-this-article icon icon-32px"><a href="http://mulpwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:UserLogin&amp;returnto=%28Dis%29appearing+Before+Royalty+in+Equestria" title="Add this page to your watchlist [w]" accesskey="w"></a></li></ul>		</div>
		<div id="content" class="content" lang="en" dir="ltr">			<div><p>Anon doesn't want to meet Celestia and Luna.
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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Day DisAppearing before Royalty in Equestria</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Today is the day you will meet the rulers of Equestria</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You tried putting it off as much as you could ('I have to declaw my cat', 'I stove the left on') but Twilight had finally dragged your sorry ass to Canterlot</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, really. I'm sure once you meet them you'll realize how silly you're acting.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;To be honest, you were afraid of the coming audience with two alicorn sisters, Celestia and Luna</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight SAID they were nice enough, but still. They could move the gatdamn sun and moon.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That is fucking SCARY.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As of right now, you are sitting in some sort of informal dining room, as Celestia preferred meeting new people over food. &quot;The thing that binds all living creatures together is their love of food,&quot; she had wrote in the invitation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You never even knew a dining room could be informal</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The princesses were running late, as the Luna wasn't really a morning person. Or an afternoon person.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankful for the delay, your eyes darted around the room, looking for some way, ANY way, to escape your certain death and/or banishment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hmm, those food trolleys are nearly human-sized...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anon, just relax. It's going to be fine,&quot; said your purple friend, trying to calm you down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One is about to pass by. If you time this right...</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;I guess your right Twi, I mean how bad coul- HOLY FUCKING DICK SHITS IT'S A FUCKING ARCHVILE!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight takes the bait, looking over to where you were pointing.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instead of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Of course, this is also when the Princesses decide to come barging in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Twilight. I'm so glad you and your friend could join us for lunch,&quot; beamed Celestia.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Luna, however, seems confused. &quot;Sister, did you not say there would be two guests joining us for lunch?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What do you mean Luna, Anon's right... Oh no,&quot; sighed Twilight, looking over to your now vacant seat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You suppress your laughter. Guess Purplesmart isn't so smart after all, huh?</span></div></div>




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