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</div><h3><span class="mw-headline" id=".28AnonXCadanceXShining_Armour.29.28Unfinished.29">(AnonXCadanceXShining Armour)(Unfinished)</span><a href="(AnonXCadanceXShining_Armour)(Unfinished)#/editor/1" title="Edit section: (AnonXCadanceXShining Armour)(Unfinished)" data-section="1" class="edit-page icon icon-32px icon-edit enabled">Edit</a></h3><div>
<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&#160;&quot;Anon, I'm so glad you could make it to my social function! It's been so long since we've seen you, and there has been some rather... Juicy gossip around the rumour mill. Tell me, how goes your railroad enterprise?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a dainty sip from the amusingly miniature plastic cup of punch, swallow, and smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;...Just a little smugly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ah, well... The entire industry is rather simple to keep on track, as it were, but I've actually been toying with the idea of adding periscopes to the trains to help the conductors see furth-&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're interrupted by a sudden kiss on your cheek</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you turn your head to be greeted by the grinning, pink face of Princess Cadance</span><br />&quot;Hi, honey! I didn't think you were going to make it here tonight!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You return her smile with one of your own as you wrap an arm around her</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, try as I might, I couldn't stay cooped up in my office *all* week. My managers were practically stealing all the work off my desk to get me to take tonight off.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lean in, and place a tender kiss to her lips</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;One that she reciprocates with a giddy blush</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But... Now I'm pretty glad that they got me over here...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cadance gives a small giggle</span><br />&quot;I'll be right back, sweetie, I'm going to go grab a drink!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As she leaves your company with a playful wink, you feel a soft, feathery bump on your backside.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;you bring your attention back to the astonished noblepony you were chatting with before.</span><br />&quot;My word! So the rumours *are* true! The Princess *is* being unfaithful to her husband! With a member of our social circle, no less! My my my... How scandalous...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take another sip from your cup, and stare off into space, a pondering look on your face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hmm... No, I do not believe that is correct. My dear Cadance is not being unfaithful to me.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In the corner of your eye, you see a white unicorn stallion approaching you</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;he looks rather dapper in that red military get-up of his...</span><br />&quot;Anon! You made it! You look amazing!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;wrapping an arm around Shining Armor, you pull him close.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, Shining... If looks could kill, you would be one highly-trained killer right about now...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lean in and press you lips to the handsome stallion's</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;he gives a soft hum in appreciation</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;as you break the kiss, he chuckles</span><br />&quot;Your pick-up lines are terrible, as always, Anon.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;you roll your eyes and scoff, gesturing your head in the direction that the pink princess went</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Go and get some punch with Cadance.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;As Shining laughs and heads that way, you make a point to give that rump of his a quick goose</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;turning, once again, back to the noblepony, you find that his monocle has fallen into his cup.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;how original.</span><br />&quot;Goddesses above! The Prince is having an affair as well?! A homosexual one, at that?! That's...! That's...! Utterly despicable!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You cock an eyebrow while raising a finger to him</span><br />&quot;Hey now... I don't care for the way you're talking about my husband.&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You weave your way through the crowd of fancy-smelling ponies</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your spouses stand together over at the food table</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cadance seems to be idly sipping her drink while Shining systematically chooses a food item, devours it, chooses another, devours it, shampoo, rinse, repeat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your wife is the first to notice you, her eyes lighting up at your return</span><br />&quot;Glad you could finally join us, Anon.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You give a small scoff</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, yeah... I think I'd like to get out of here. The ponies here are worse than I thought they'd be. The guy I was talking to back there actually dropped his monocle into his glass. Seriously. Monocle into the glass. Jesus Christ, it's like something out of a god damn cartoon...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Cadance laughs</span><br />&quot;Ha! Well, if you wanna leave, then I'll come with you. I know I really shouldn't have expected too much in the way of... 'excitement' at a high-class social function, but this party is lame!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Rolling your eyes, you raise a condescending eyebrow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;'Lame?' Really, Cadance?&quot;</span><br />&quot;What?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;'LAME?' Are you sure it's not BOGUS or a total BUMMER or something stupid like that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sighs and playfully hits you</span><br />&quot;Oh, shut up.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;With a shit-eating grin, you notice your husband still making short work of the h'ordrves</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn back to Cadance</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What about Shining? Didn't he just get here 15 minutes ago?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gives him a nudge</span><br />&quot;Honey? Anon and I wanna get out of here. Are you coming?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The white unicorn stallion looks up before taking a second to swallow whatever he crammed into his maw.</span><br />&quot;Hmmm? Oh yeah, for sure. I got what I came here for.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As the three of you turn to leave, Shining takes a moment to bring several more brownies with him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For the road, obviously.</span><br />&quot;Alright, let's go.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Full steam ahead!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Silence.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your husband and wife give you the same deadpan look they always give when you make those retarded train puns that you said you would never make again after the first 20 minutes of when you first met them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Yeah.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Calmly adjusting your bow-tie, you choose to save face by not saying another word.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Thankfully, no one seemed to notice as the Prince and Princess of the Crystal Empire, as well as their interspecies lover, stealthily made their way out the door...</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The door to the luxury suite opens, and the three of you tumble in, laughing merrily</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Though you had wolfed yours down within several minutes of purchasing it, Cadance finishes the last of her ice cream cone</span><br />&quot;Oh, Anon... You're so good to us. Thanks for taking us out for ice cream!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Smiling, you run a hand through her mane and cup her cheek, stroking her affectionately</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You guys wanted a fun night out, and I knew for sure that you wouldn't be getting it if you stayed at that party.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The pink horse dives in for a quick kiss and an affectionate nuzzle</span><br />&quot;Shiny and I are so glad you decided to come... We know you've been busy with that new rail line and all... But thank you for making time for us.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Shining Armour crams the last of his cone into his mouth</span><br />&quot;Yahgh, Ahghnon, we realghly mighhed...&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He swallows</span><br />&quot;...You.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He, too, leans in for a kiss, but you halt him for the moment</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Reaching into your coat pocket, you withdraw a couple of the paper napkins to procurred from the ice cream stand</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Placing one in front of his face, he gives is a moistening lick</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You proceed to use the disposable paper to wipe the remains of the frozen dairy treat from his face</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you finish, he gives you a hopeful smile</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Satisfied, you lean in and give him a kiss and a nuzzle as you had done with your wife</span></div></div>




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