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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&#160;<span class="co4">&gt;T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the thread</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No green could be seen, many thought it was dead</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;All the lurkers were pussies, too afraid to post</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And many previous writefags had all turned to ghosts</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Still more readers were nestled all snug in their bed</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fapping all Christmas, thinking of ponies giving them head</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yes it seemed that thread was all settled right then</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Quietly slipping away to page 10</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The speed of the board that day was awfully slow</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With not much activity on threads above or below</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then what to our green-starved eyes should appear?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But an old fat red bastard, with human slaves instead of deer!</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He dragged them all in, so lively and quick</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Who knew that old Santa could be such a dick</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;More rapid than catbirds his bitches they came,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And he whistled, and farted, and called them by name!</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Now Gatorbait! now, Fapman! now, TexAnon and 8th-sin!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;On, Mandroid! On, Bolding! on Crossroads, loveandpowerlifin'!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;To the top of the board! Don't you dare let it sit!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now write away! Write away! Even though you're all shit!&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Parkers and namefags before the wild shitstorm fly,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When they meet with disagreement, they just shitpost and cry.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So into a new thread the chained writefags just flew,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With regrets and much drinking, and the old red bastard too.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;And then, in a moment, a few writefags began</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;To write before the whip of the obese red man.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Before you could question, or vent out your worries,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Those faggots began creating something sorta like stories.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;They were dressed very shoddily, like he didn't let them shower</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And every last writefag bowed down to his power,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He looked so smug and so greedy and willing,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Like a chubby old jew, getting ready for shilling.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;But the writefags, they toiled! They did not at all tarry!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Perhaps they were afraid of him popping their butt cherry!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A trail of tears followed, wherever they'd go,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the cumstains on their pants were as white as the snow.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;But they did not stop, and the stories came tumbling,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;About all our favorite ponies, and Anon, dumb and bumbling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What's more was their stories, both romantic and smelly,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Got bored readers posting, old Flutterrape was jelly!</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The scene was so joyous, all of them writing like a tard,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With readers around them, crying, cracking up, getting hard,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With each little post, with each story in the thread,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;We soon did know our general was far from dead.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;And Saint Nick? He smiled, seeing his work was done!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He went to all our dear writefags one by one.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He loosed their chains, and said, voice trembling and true:</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;If you stop writing, I'll come back and fucking kill all of you.&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;He sprang to his sleigh, he left them violated,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But he left the thread full of green, the cloppers all satiated.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And I heard him exclaim,&#160;?ere he drove too far away to see,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Merry Christmas you faggots, long live AiE!&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="br0">&#40;</span>Would have used more writefag names if I could. Fapman, iceman, jazzteeth, beans, myself, etc. Still love you shitlords too.<span class="br0">&#41;</span></div></div>




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