>"Adagio, what the hell are you doing?"
"..."
>Adagio!"
>You ignored your sister, tapping a finger against your chin
>You and your fellow sirens were sitting in an empty classroom
>For reasons beyond your control, the three of you somehow ended up with three days straight of in-school suspension
>Such was RIDICULOUS!
>How could principal Celestia thing you stuffed Roseluck into a locker?
>Or beat Rainbow Dash with socks filled with soap?
>Or make Thunderlane cry?
"Heh..."
>You couldn't help but grin, resting your head in your hand
>Falsely accused or not, the three of you were stuffed in this room--which was in some forgotten section of the school-- and promptly forgotten
>They hadn't even put a teacher in with you, only tossing you all of the assignments that you needed to do before closing the door behind them
>Work which you weren't going to do, but that needn't be said
>Your attention wasn't focused on any of that
>It was focused on the room's fourth occupant, who appeared to be sleeping with his face buried in his arms
>Though he was hearing a green hoodie and baggie pants, you could still see the masculine curve in his figure
>Those strong arms
>That smooth, flat stomach
>Those mouthwatering legs
>And that butt...
"Hmm...~"
>You bit your lip, letting your gaze wander where it will
>Yes...
>Momma likes...
>Momma likes a lot...
>"Whatcha looking at, 'Dagio?"
>You look to your right to see Sonata staring at you with that smile of hers
"That boy over there. What is his name? I don't remember ever seeing him before," you said, nodding your head in the sleeping male's direction 
>Both of your sister's looked over 
>"Anunmous, or something like that, Aria said, kicking her feet up on top of the desk. "He just transferred here a couple days ago."
>She looked up at the ceiling before frowning
>"What, why the FUCK did you talk to Sonata and not me when--"
"A transfer huh?"
>Your eyes narrowed, calculating
>Hmm...
>...
>Yes...
>He would do nicely...

"Has anyone laid claim to him?"
>Both of your sisters exchanged glances
>"...I don't think so," Sonata said, scratching her chin. "I mean, I think I saw Lyra trying to talk to him the other day, but he just kept walking."
>A tough-willed man then?
>Hmmm...
>From across the room, this "Anumous" twitched, letting out a loud snort before once again going still
"Would either of you happen to know WHY he's here with us?"
>To your surprise, Aria grinned
>"Yeah, Thunderlane tried to start a catfight and he smacked him right in the mouth."
>She giggled, licking her lips
>"I swear to the seas I heard 'Laney's jaw snap."
>Ah...
>A VERY tough-willed man...
>It's been a very long time since you've seen one of those...
"Sonata, go and check the door to see if any of the teachers are walking around."
>Immediately, your blue sibling rose and made her way to the door
>Ari-- kicking her feet off the desk-- spun around and leaned toward you, narrowing her eyes as she stared at the unsuspecting male
>The single, UNPROTECTED, unsuspecting male
>"What's gotten into you, Adagio?" she asked
>Humming, you leaned toward Anumous, inhaling deeply
>You could smell him from here
>The musky, strong, layered yet delicate scent of a male
>You licked your lips
>Yes...~ 
>He would do very, VERY nicely...
"It's a shame that poor Anumous--"
>"Anonymous," Sotana said, making her way back toward the two of you. "His name's Anonymous. I sit behind him in math class. He has a nice butt. Also, there's no one outside, 'Dagy."
"--that poor ANONYMOUS doesn't have anyone to take care of him."
>You leaned back in the chair
"It's dangerous walking around this school, what with all of those cock-hungry barbarians walking around. If he's not careful one of them could drag him somewhere quiet and have their way with him."
>Aria, already catching on, grinned
>"We wouldn't want that now, would we?" she asked, chuckling
>Sonata, as scatterbrained as ever, cocked her head to the side

>"I don't know girls," she said, scratching her head."I don't think that anyone would do anything like that..."
>Your grin only widens
"I wouldn't be so sure about that, Sonata. There's a lot of bad girls out there that want to take advantage of a man," you said matter-of-factly
>Sonata opened her mouth but quickly closed it, her brow thoughtfully furrowing as she looked down at her feet
>"I gue--ohh...!"
>There we go...
>"It's been a loooooong time since we've had a mate," Aria said. "You think this one will be willing?"
>You cast a thoughtful eye over "Anonymous"
"Hmm... Perhaps, perhaps not. It doesn't really matter."
>The three of you were sirens after all
>One land or sea, this wouldn't be the first time that you've have to forcibly claim a mate
>...If it came to that, which you were sure it wouldn't
>The three of you might have lost your gems but you were still a forced to be reckoned with
>You had money, a car, a nice little apartment that sat next to a liquor store that sold to minors, and the three of you were beautiful
>What more could a man asked for? 
>But, if he WAS resistant, the three of you had... ways of keeping him quiet
>Your bed was cold and lonely
>You had no one to sing to
>No one to kiss or love or hold
>It had been long enough
>Your pack needed a man, a mate
>And there one was, single and ready to mingle
>But not for long
"First things first. Aria, go and see if you can find something comfortable for us all to lay on."
>Aria's nose scrunches
>"Fine, but I get to pick first position."
>You opened your mouth to argue, but then you saw that look on her face
>The look that told you if she didn't get her way she wasn't moving from her chair
>And, since you didn't want to get up and Sonata would get caught IMMEDIATELY if you sent her out, that only left you one option
>...That didn't mean you're happy about it however
>Frowning, you nod
"Fine. Now go and get something. Sonata, come and help me. We need to get him out of that desk."

>Be Anon
>It was another day in magical no-hooves land
>Another day of you having to go to high school
>Again
>Even though you were twenty-three years old and already fucking graduated
>But nooooooo
>Since you don't have your FUCKING high school diploma, and Twiggles had thought some more education would be good for you--the nerd-- here you were, not learning a goddamn thing
>But now, in this world, you weren't learning a goddamn thing while also being hit on by VERY underage women
>Which was not okey-dokey
>Daddy wasn't so pedo
>...Fucking Twilight...
>...
>Well... At least you got an ISS, so you could sleep in peace
>FUCK doing any of that school work...
>You continued to dream of mystery man things until you felt something nudging you
>If wasn't a very hard nudge, but it was still noticeable
>Being a pro at sleeping in class--thanks high school and college-- you mostly ignored it
>A few seconds later though, you felt it again, along with someone sighing in your ear
>A frown came to your face as sleep was slowly pried away from you
>Fuck off whoever you were...
>Fuck off...
>You lazily try to paw at the thing that was disturbing you, but this only garners you another sigh and a quiet giggle while the prodding continues
>Fucking hell...
>Slowly but surely, though you try your best to prevent it, you find yourself waking up
>Waking up AND angry
>This was BULLSHIT!
>Couldn't a man get his twelve hours?!
>A very quiet but AGGRESSIVE growl escapes your throat 
>If people thought that you fucked up Thunderlane the other day, just wait till they get a load of...
>...
>...
>...
>Wait a second...
>As consciousness returns to you, so do your five senses
>You're pressed up against something soft and warm
>Someone's pressed up against your back
>Arms are wrapped around both your middle and your head
>It also feels like someone's lying on your legs and stomach
>Eyes still closed, you wiggled around to confirm this
>Two sighs and a giggle fill the air
>The giggle was floaty, almost musical, you noticed
>For some reason, it seemed to... linger in the air unnaturally long

>It sounded very... pleasant?
>Waking up a bit more, you noticed whatever you had your face buried in was particularly soft and smooth 
>Your nostrils flared, invading your senses with fruit and lavender 
>It felt, for all the world, like flesh
>Clean, washed flesh
>You move your cheeks this way and that
>The mass moves along with you, and from above you could hear a sleepy groan
>...
>Wat?
>It took some doing, but you eventually managed to untangle yourself from the arms holding your head
>Picking your head up, you looked up to see the sleeping face of that Aria chick
>The one with those big, stompy boots and that reeeaaaaaallllly low-cut shirt
>Looking back down, you noticed that she happened to be wearing that low cut shirt at this very moment
>You also noticed where you face had been mashed up against
>...
>Wat?
>Looking over your shoulder, you managed to spy a mass of curly, orange hair
>...Is that what's her name?
>Dagy or something like that?
>Looking down, you saw the slender arms wrapped around your middle
>The hands were tiny, well manicured, with odd rings on each little finger
>Wiggling back a bit, you could feel the girl's breasts rub up against your back
>Dagy might not have been as stacked as Mrs. Grump here, but she was still very sizable
>And, just like the grump sleepily trying to rewrap her arms around your head, it felt like she wasn't wearing a bra
>Which, while you STILL weren't a pedo, was pretty fucking awesome
>Really awesome
>...
>You know, when you were little, your dad said if you ever woke up surrounded by women to just sit back and enjoy it, but you had questions
>A LOT of questions
>Alot, alot
"What the fuck is..."
>"Hehe, morning, Nonny!"
>Looking down at your lower body you saw the girl that sat behind you in math class
>Sonata something-or-other
>The blue girl was lying prone on stop of you, resting her elbows on your lower stomach
>This gave you a VERY good view of the mile of cleavage that she was showing off

"...Hello Sonata."
>Being a hot-blooded man, --NOT A PEDO--found yourself staring at the smooth, flawless expanse of skin laid out in front of you
>Sonata, with a giggle, used her arms to press her boobs together, showing you that she, just like the other two, wasn't wearing anything under that remarkably thin and low-cut shirt of hers
>After a minute or two of hypnotizing you with her ta-ta's, she laid her head down on your stomach, still staring up at you with those bright, purple-ish eyes
>"Is this alright, Nonny?" she asked. "I'm not hurting you or anything right?"
>You tore your gaze away from her and looked at the other two girls
"Um... I'm... fine?" you told her, blinking owlishly
>Sonata smiled, burying her face into your belly 
>You twitched, very startled, as you felt her nose rub back and forth against your belly button
"Um... Sonata?"
>The blue girl picks her head up
>"Yes, Nonny-kins?"
>You opened your mouth
>Then closed it
>Then opened it again
>Then closed it again
>After a few more times you finally found your words
"...Mind telling me what's going on?"
>It was Sonata's turn to look confused
>"What's going on? What do you--"
>Her eyes light up in realization
>"Ohhh! You mean the cuddling!"
>What the fuck do you THINK that I meant?!
"...Yes, the cuddling."
>From behind you, Dagy let out a hum
>You twitched again--eyes widening--as you as you felt a soft pair of lips on the back of your neck
>djngfkdjnfdkjnfldnkl!
>Sonata giggled as you shuddered
>"We're marking you with our scent, silly!" she replied, as if that was a normal, sane thing to say
"Ohhh..." you say, looking around once again. "Why?"
>Sonata rolled her eyes
>"Because you're our BOYFRIEND now, silly. We need to make sure that nobody else bothers you--"
>She rubs her tits against your belly
>Another part of your anatomy twitches
>I'mnotafuckingpedoofficerIswear!
>"--And if we rub ourselves against you you'll smell like us, which means other girls leave you alone!"
>That was stupid
>She was stupid for saying that


>You opened your mouth to say just that but stopped
>This WAS some weird, alternate dimensional horseland
>So that MIGHT not be the complete bullshit that you thought it--
>...
>...
>...
>Wait
"Boyfriend?"
>Sonata nodded, grinning like a kid on christmas morning
>"Yep! Adagio decided that she wanted you in the pack! And, since she's the alpha, what she says goes!" she cheerily replied
>You nodded slowly
>...Okay...
>Admittedly, you had woken up in stranger situations, but this one was in the top five...
>...
>Top three at LEAST...
"And if I don't WANT to be in this pack or whatever?"
>Sonata frowned
>"Why wouldn't you want to be in our pack, Nonny?" she asked, her lip quivering. "Don't you like us?"
>Don't give me that fucking look, lil' blue
>Don't you do it...
>"Rhetorically speaking."
>Sonata's sad expression became thoughtful
>"Wellllllll... Dagy said that we were taking you home whether you wanted us to or not, so I guess we're going to do that!"
>A small, mischievous smile came to her face
>"But I don't think we'll have a problem getting you to come with us, Nonny. What with you touching Aria's butt like that and all...~"
>Blinking, you looked down and over to see that you had two handfuls of grump-ass
>NOTAPEDONOTAFUCKINGPEDONOTAPEDODAMMIT!
>Quicker than lightning, you pulled your hands away
>Her ass jiggled as you fingers left them
>You could see the flesh STRAINING against her pants 
>Your breath catches in your throat as you lay there, frozen
>Aria had a wonderful ass
>This was known by pretty much everyone in the school
>But now that you were THIS close to it, you could see it in all of it's glory
>It was big, full, round
>Her thighs were thick and tight and smooth
>Your fingers twitched reflexively 
>Good lord baby jesus...
>Below you, Sonata giggles
>"Wow, you must REALLY like Aria's butt, Nonny," she teased. "I can feel your thingy pressing against my chest~"
>...
>Lord...
>If you're giving this poor, worthless servant a test, dear lord, remember that he's a C- student, oh Creator of the Heavens
>A whine escaped your throat as Sonata grinned wolfishly

>Since you were frozen for so long, Aria managed to grab your head and mash it back into her boobs
>Which, to tell you the truth, wasn't a very bad place to be
>But, since you still had questions, you found yourself wiggling so that your face is poking upward
"...Sonata?"
>"Yes, Nonny~?"
"How OLD would the three of you happen to be?"
>"I'm one thousand two hundred and fifty-three. Aria's a little younger, one thousand and thirty-nine. Adagio's the oldest, at one thousand four hundred and ninety-two."
>...
>Wat?
"Wat?"
>Sonata nodded
>"Pretty old huh?"
"HOW?!"
>"We're sirens! Which means we're pretty much immortal," she said proudly
>SIRENS?!
>Those fish monsters from that one thing?
>The Odyssey or whatever?
>...
>Don't they KILL men?! 
>...
>Aria sighed again
>You also found yourself sighing as you felt her lean down and kiss the top of your head
"...Whatever," you found yourself saying, slowly going limp. "It's bullshit, but I believe it."
>Shaking your head, both because of this nonsense and because you wanted to really bury your face into a pair of tits, you let your hands wander downward
>They not only find their rightful place on the purple grump's backside, you do one better and slip them into her pants
>Hello...
>SOMEONE'S not wearing any panties...
>Sonata gasped in delight as you gave that big, beautiful butt a squeeze
>"Does that mean you'll be in our pack?!" she asked, hugging your legs
>You grumbled a bit
"Sure, whatever. Just don't do anything to me while I'm asleep."
>Sonata quietly "yayed" as you gave dat butt another squeeze
>"Oh, this is gonna be the BEST, Nonny!" she declared 
>A throaty hum escaped Aria's throat as you spread her buttcheeks
>...
>Hey, at least this is better than fucking underage girls...


>Be Adagio Dazzle
>There was a grin on your face as Anonymous snuggled between both you and Aria
>Heh
>The cuddle pile works EVERY time