Fortuitously, your Lunar Map is made of extra-strong lunar bark, a remnant of the great forests that once grew all over the moon’s surface.
It’s a strong, flexible material that stretches, shrinks, and holds its shape as necessary.
Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

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sadly the great forests are but a memory thanks to the over-zealous lunar lumberjacking industrythere's a spoiler here if you feel like figuring it outarchive