Moonstuck
Fortuitously, your Lunar Map is made of extra-strong lunar bark, a remnant of the great forests that once grew all over the moon’s surface. It’s a strong, flexible material that stretches, shrinks, and holds its shape as necessary. Virtually...
Fortuitously, your Lunar Map is made of extra-strong lunar bark, a remnant of the great forests that once grew all over the moon’s surface.
It’s a strong, flexible material that stretches, shrinks, and holds its shape as necessary.
Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

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Posted 6 years ago
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Tagged: sadly the great forests are but a memory thanks to the over-zealous lunar lumberjacking industry, there's a spoiler here if you feel like figuring it out, archive, .
  1. gaykirari reblogged this from woonastuck and added:
    I smell danger.
  2. ask-obsidian-storm reblogged this from shatterbenthub
  3. shatterbenthub reblogged this from woonastuck and added:
    ((I’ll take 20.))
  4. barontristan reblogged this from woonastuck and added:
    Forget the spoiler, I love the subtle reference.
  5. egophiliac reblogged this from helkarthorn and added:
    Yeah I realized that after it’d been up for a while, I’m sorry! D: (Consider it part of the challenge?)
  6. helkarthorn reblogged this from woonastuck and added:
    Yay for cleverly-embedded spoilers ! You really should have picked a font that distinguishes between capital I and...
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