Moonstuck

> Protocol dictates at that you lead the crew in a jaunty sea shanty at this time.
You lead your merry crew in a rousing rendition of jolly, jolly sixpence.
With spirits this high, nothing could possibly go wrong!
> Protocol dictates at that you lead the crew in a jaunty sea shanty at this time.

You lead your merry crew in a rousing rendition of jolly, jolly sixpence.

With spirits this high, nothing could possibly go wrong!
> Set sail!
Nice boat.
> Set sail!

Nice boat.
> This will only end in tears. Or impending moistness.
> This will only end in tears. Or impending moistness.
> A portage is in order!
To the waterways!
> A portage is in order!

To the waterways!
> Row, row, row your bats, gently down the streeaaam~
You paddle furiously on your new canoe, but you don’t seem to get anywhere.
> Row, row, row your bats, gently down the streeaaam~

You paddle furiously on your new canoe, but you don’t seem to get anywhere.