Moonstuck
Sep 20
> Be careful not to lose your tiara!
No choice! You’re going to have to fly for it!
> do your best and hang ten
TEN WHAT?!
> Surf the goop wave. It’s the only way to survive.
Wait a minute!
You have no idea how to surf!
> The goop… Is it… moving??
ARRRRGH THE WAVE FREQUENCY IS INCREASING BEYOND A REASONABLE LEVEL
> WAIT, THAT’S NOT JAM!
It’s not jam! Jam is delicious, nutritious and often pleasantly fruity!
This is just goop! Smoozey moon goop!
