> But if THOSE friends were fake…where are the real ones?
You've been waiting so long and they're still not here. Don't you get it?
Do you really not understand that they're not coming? There is not going to be a big
dramatic rescue. You are not going to go home and have a fun party with cake and ice cream
after you beat the big bad evil villain.
You're just one sad little pony with a bucket on her sad little head.
What did you seriously think you could do?
> Denounce her puppet government.
Aww, now I've upset you. Poor little pony doesn't like me making fun
of her poor little pony friends, does she?