You’re a magical princess pony, by Sundance’s hooves! You laugh in the very face of science!
With a ferocious battle cry, you proceed to show the silly thing just what you think of
it and its fancy science.
Jan 28
You’re just about to give that shell what-for when suddenly, the ground begins
to shake violently beneath your little hooves!
There is a deep, ominous rumbling coming from below the palace!
Of course! With super-pony speed, you whip up the Cartographer’s Comically-Oversized
Oyster Shucker, and advance menacingly upon the shell.
