Moonstuck

Mar 26

IT’S TRUE
BANANAS ARE TREACHEROUS
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So I have a general policy of “never explain the joke”, but this time I will: the treacherous banana is an in-joke that references a book on childcare from 1897, written by a ridiculously bigoted man who had some...

IT’S TRUE

BANANAS ARE TREACHEROUS




So I have a general policy of “never explain the joke”, but this time I will: the treacherous banana is an in-joke that references a book on childcare from 1897, written by a ridiculously bigoted man who had some really weird ideas about raising kids. You can find the passage here, but be warned that the entire book is full of absurd racism, sexism, other -isms, and horrible, horrible advice about childcare. Enjoy!

Oh, they’re fine! That was a nice soft landing, nothing could possibly have gone—
OH NOOOOO OH NO WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOODNESS

Oh, they’re fine! That was a nice soft landing, nothing could possibly have gone—

OH NOOOOO OH NO WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOODNESS

Mar 22

BECAUSE SCIENCE!!

BECAUSE SCIENCE!!

Huh.
Pillows.

Huh.

Pillows.