Average Woona Adventures

04/02/12 06:08:08 ¶ ●

Whoops, Woona got so average that she cancelled herself out. Oh well!

Anyway, we now return you to your somewhat-less-regularly-scheduled Moonstuck.

04/02/12 05:00:05 ¶ ●

> Wake up.

Oh thank god.

04/02/12 04:00:05 ¶ ●

> Go home.

At last! The workday is over and it’s time for you to return home.

Another day, another pile of bits.

04/02/12 03:00:06 ¶ ●

> Geeze, how much longer is this going to be?

04/02/12 02:00:05 ¶ ●

> play solitaire

You play a rousing game of solitaire to pass the time.

Whoo-hoo.

04/02/12 01:02:06 ¶ ●

> Better get back to work.

04/02/12 00:05:05 ¶ ●

> your boss comes by to say hi

Oh god, oh god, it’s your manager. He’s going to want to talk about Equestrian Idol and you’re going to have to listen and laugh at his stupid jokes because he’s your boss, and it’s going to be so awkward for everypony involved. Oh god.

You suddenly remember you need to go put some cover sheets on your TPS reports.

04/01/12 23:00:05 ¶ ●

> How about a nice refreshing cone of water at the cooler?

You wash that smoothie down with some refreshing water and proceed to shoot the breeze with your co-worker, the one who wears a full suit for some reason.
She’s a little odd, but not that bad. You don’t believe for a second the nasty rumors that she keeps a rubber hand in her desk drawer.

You engage in inoffensive banter about last night’s episode of Piaffing With the Stars.

04/01/12 22:10:05 ¶ ●

> Are you done yet?

No, you’re taking an extended lunch break.

You daring little pony, you.

04/01/12 21:00:05 ¶ ●

> How’s lunch?

Thoroughly average!

04/01/12 20:00:05 ¶ ●

> No wait, there it is.

04/01/12 19:00:05 ¶ ●

> Wait, where’s your lunch?

Wha—oh, come on! That haylage smoothie had your name clearly written on it!

Looks like somepony’s stolen your lunch. A mystery is ahoof! How exciting!

04/01/12 18:08:25 ¶ ●

> Look at the time!

Forget the copies!

It’s LUNCHTIME!

04/01/12 17:00:05 ¶ ●

> Do your best to help!

Nah, you’re sure he knows what he’s doing.

04/01/12 16:00:05 ¶ ●

> Copious copying conundrum!

Luckily, somepony was already sent out to repair it.

Good thing too—that almost got exciting!

04/01/12 15:00:05 ¶ ●

> Oh no! The copier is jammed!

04/01/12 14:05:05 ¶ ●

> Oh no! You forgot to photocopy that page the boss needed on his desk by the end of the day! Quick! Do it now before you get in trouble!

You take your Statistician’s Spreadsheet to the copier.

You’re gonna copy the heck out of this baby!

04/01/12 13:00:00 ¶ ●

> Resume working.

Okay.

04/01/12 12:00:05 ¶ ●

> Embezzle funds.

Dude, come on, don’t even joke about that.

What if Tim the Manager heard?

04/01/12 11:00:06 ¶ ●

> Suffer the consequences of the coffee.

You make a quick stop in the little filly’s room.

Employees must wash hooves before returning to work!

04/01/12 10:00:05 ¶ ●

> Leave cubicle.

You peer out of your cubicle to make sure your supervisor isn’t looking.

Time for a coffee break!

04/01/12 09:00:05 ¶ ●

> Check screen.

You have a brief, thoroughly average conversation over an instant messenger.

04/01/12 08:00:06 ¶ ●

> Inspect co-worker.

You wave to your co-worker across the hall.

04/01/12 07:00:05 ¶ ●

> Get to work! Your boss is coming!

Okay.

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04/01/12 04:17:55 ¶ ●

You are now Average Citizen Woona. You’ve just arrived at your data-entry job at WoonCo.

What will you do first?