Average Woona Adventures

You are now Average Citizen Woona. You’ve just arrived at your data-entry job at WoonCo.
What will you do first?
> Get to work! Your boss is coming!
Okay.
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> Inspect co-worker.
You wave to your co-worker across the hall.
> Check screen.
You have a brief, thoroughly average conversation over an instant messenger.
> Leave cubicle.
You peer out of your cubicle to make sure your supervisor isn’t looking.
Time for a coffee break!
> Suffer the consequences of the coffee.
You make a quick stop in the little filly’s room.
Employees must wash hooves before returning to work!
> Embezzle funds.
Dude, come on, don’t even joke about that.
What if Tim the Manager heard?
> Resume working.
Okay.
> Oh no! You forgot to photocopy that page the boss needed on his desk by the end of the day! Quick! Do it now before you get in trouble!
You take your Statistician’s Spreadsheet to the copier.
You’re gonna copy the heck out of this baby!
> Oh no! The copier is jammed!
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