Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Narrator: Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Narrator: She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister, and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for both...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Narrator and Twilight Sparkle: ...sun and moon...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: ...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm... Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before... but where?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twinkleshine: There you are, Twilight! Moon Dancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard. You wanna come?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, sorry, girls... I've got a lot of studying to catch up on.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twinkleshine: [sigh] Does that pony do anything except study? I think she's more interested in books than friends.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I know I've heard of the Elements of Harmony.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Ow!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Spi-ike! Spike?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: There you are. Quick, find me that old copy of Predictions and Prophecies. What's that for?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Well, it was a gift for Moon Dancer, but...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh Spike, you know we don't have time for that sort of thing.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: But we're on a break!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: No, no, no... no, no, no! [grunts] Spike!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: It's over here!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Ah! Elements, Elements, E, E, E... Aha! Elements of Harmony, see: Mare in the Moon?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Mare in the Moon? But that's just an old ponies' tale.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Mare, mare... aha! The Mare in the Moon, myth from olden pony times. A powerful pony who wanted to rule Equestria, defeated by the Elements of Harmony and imprisoned in the moon. Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal! [gasp] Spike! Do you know what this means?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: No- whoa!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Ow!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Take a note please, to the Princess.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Okie dokie.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: My dearest teacher, my continuing studies of pony magic have led me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Hold on. Preci... preci...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Threshold.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Threh...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, brink? Ugh, that something really bad is about to happen! For you see, the mythical Mare in the Moon is in fact Nightmare Moon, and she's about to return to Equestria, and bring with her eternal night! Something must be done to make sure this terrible prophecy does not come true. I await your quick response. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Twi... light Spar... kle. Got it!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Great! Send it.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Now?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Of course!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Uh, I dunno, Twilight, Princess Celestia's a little busy getting ready for the Summer Sun Celebration. And it's like, the day after tomorrow.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: That's just it, Spike. The day after tomorrow is the thousandth year of the Summer Sun Celebration! It's imperative that the Princess is told right away!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Impera... impera...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Important!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Whoa!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Okay, okay! [inhale] There, it's on its way. But I wouldn't hold your breath...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I'm not worried, Spike. The Princess trusts me completely. In all the years she's been my mentor she's never once doubted me.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: See? I knew she would want to take immediate action.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: [clears throat] My dearest, most faithful student Twilight. You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: ...but you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: My dear Twilight, there is more to a young pony's life than studying, so I'm sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year's location: Ponyville. And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Look on the bright side, Twilight. The Princess arranged for you to stay in a library. Doesn't that make you happy?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, yes it does. You know why? Because I'm right! I'll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon's return.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Then... when will you make friends, like the Princess said?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I'll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, sirs.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about. Come on, Twilight, just try!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Um... hello?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Well, that was interesting all right.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Summer Sun Celebration official overseer's checklist. Number one, banquet preparations: Sweet Apple Acres.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Yeehaw!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] Let's get this over with... Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle-	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Well, howdy-doo, Miss Twilight, a pleasure makin' your acquaintance. I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do like makin' new friends!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Friends? Actually, I-	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: So, what can I do you for?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [clears throat] Well, I am in fact here to supervise preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration. And you're in charge of the food?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: We sure as sugar are! Would you care to sample some?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: As long as it doesn't take too long...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Soup's on, everypony!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Now, why don't I introduce y'all to the Apple family?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, but I really need to hurry-	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: This here's Apple Fritter. Apple Bumpkin. Red Gala. Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp... [deep breath] Big McIntosh, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith. Up'n'attem, Granny Smith, we got guests.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Granny Smith: [snort] Wha..? Soup's on? I'm up, here I come, ahm comin'...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Why, I'd say you're already part of the family!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [spit] [nervous laughter] Okay, well, I can see the food situation is handled, so we'll be on our way.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Apple Bloom: Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, but we have an awful lot to do...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: ...fine.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Food's all taken care of, next is weather.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh... I ate too much pie...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Hmm, there's supposed to be a Pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash clearing the clouds.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Well, she's not doing a very good job, is she?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Nng.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Nnnn.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: [laughter] Lemme help you.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Let me guess. You're Rainbow Dash.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: The one and only. Why, you heard of me?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I heard you were supposed to be keeping the sky clear. [sigh] I'm Twilight Sparkle, and the Princess sent me to check on the weather.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah, that'll be a snap. I'll do it in a jiffy. Just as soon as I'm done practicing.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Practicing for what?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: The Wonderbolts! They're gonna perform at the Celebration tomorrow, and I'm gonna show 'em my stuff!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: The Wonderbolts?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Yep!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: The most talented flyers in all of Equestria?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: That's them!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Pfft! Please. They'd never accept a Pegasus who can't even keep the sky clear for one measly day.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Hey, I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Prove it.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: [sounds of exertion] Loop-de-loop around, and wham! What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat. I'd never leave Ponyville hanging. [sheep baaing] [chuckles] You should see the look on your face. Ha! You're a laugh, Twilight Sparkle. I can't wait to hang out some more.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Rrgh.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Wait! It's kinda pretty once you get used to it!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Decorations. Beautiful...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, the décor is coming along nicely. This ought'a be quick. I'll be at the library in no time. Beautiful indeed.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Not the décor, her!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rarity: No, no, no, oh! Goodness no.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: How are my spines? Are they straight?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Good afternoon-	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Just a moment, please! I'm 'in the zone', as it were. Oh, yes! Sparkle always does the trick, does it not? Why, Rarity, you are a talent. Now, um, how can I help yo- [yelp] Oh my stars, darling! Whatever happened to your coiffure?!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you mean my mane? Well, it's a long story. I'm just here to check on the decorations, and then I'll be out of your hair!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Out of my hair? What about your hair?!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Wait! Where are we going?! Help!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rarity: No, no, uh-uh. Too green. Too yellow. Too poofy. Not poofy enough. Too frilly. Too... shiny. Now go on, my dear. You were telling me where you're from.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [wincing] I've... been sent... from Canterlot... to-	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Huh?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Canterlot?! Oh, I am so envious! The glamour, the sophistication! I have always dreamed of living there! I can't wait to hear all about it! We are gonna be the best of friends, you and I... Emeralds?! What was I thinking? Let me get you some rubies!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Quick! Before she decides to dye my coat a new color!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Wasn't she wonderful?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Focus, Casanova. What's next on the list?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: [clears throat] Oh, uh, music! It's the last one!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Oh my. Um, stop please, everyone, umm. Excuse me, sir? I mean no offense, but your rhythm is just a teeny-tiny bit off. Now, follow me, please. A-one, a-two, a-one two three-	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Hello!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh my, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to frighten your birds. I'm just here to check up on the music and it's sounding beautiful. [pause] I'm Twilight Sparkle. [pause] What's your name?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: [very quietly] Um... I'm Fluttershy.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, what was that?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: [even quieter] Um... My name is Fluttershy.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Didn't quite catch that.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [pause] Well, um, it looks like your birds are back, so I guess everything's in order. Keep up the good work!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oookay. [to Spike] Well, that was easy.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: [gasp] A baby dragon!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Oh, I've never seen a baby dragon before. He's sooo cute!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Well, well, well...!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Oh my, he talks. I didn't know dragons could talk. That's just so incredibly wonderful I, I just don't even know what to say!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Well, in that case we'd better be going.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Wait, wait! What's his name?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: I'm Spike.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Hi Spike, I'm Fluttershy. Wow, a talking dragon! And what do dragons talk about?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Well, what do you wanna know?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Absolutely everything.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Well... I started out as a cute little purple and green egg...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: ...and that's the story of my whole entire life! Well, up until today. Do you wanna hear about today?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Oh, yes, please!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Gyah!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I am so sorry, how did we get here so fast? This is where I'm staying while in Ponyville and my poor baby dragon needs his sleep.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: No I don't- whoa!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Aww, wook at dat, he's so sweepy he can't even keep his widdle bawance!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Poor thing, you simply must get into bed...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, yes, we'll get right on that. Well, g'night!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Huh. Rude much?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, Spike, but I have to convince the Princess that Nightmare Moon is coming, and we're running out of time! I just need to be alone so I can study without a bunch of crazy ponies trying to make friends all the time. Now, where's the light?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Ponies: Surprise!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Surprise!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were ya? Were ya? Huh huh huh?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be quiet.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Well, that's silly! What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, bo-ring! Y'see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all "hello" and I was all [deep gasp], remember? Y'see I've never saw you before and if I've never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony in Ponyville!
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: And if you're new, that meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, then I had an idea, and that's why I went [deep gasp]! I must throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Are you all right, sugarcube?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Aww, she's so happy she's crying!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: "Hot sauce".
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Ooh... [with mouth full] What? It's good!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: Hey Twilight! Pinkie Pie's starting "pin the tail on the pony"! Wanna play?
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: No! All the ponies in this town are crazy! Do you know what time it is?!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: It's the eve of the Summer Sun Celebration. Everypony has to stay up, or they'll miss the Princess raise the sun! You really should lighten up, Twilight. It's a party!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, here I thought I'd have time to learn about the Elements of Harmony but, silly me, all this ridiculous friend-making has kept me from it! "Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about everlasting night." I hope the Princess was right... I hope it really is just an old pony tale...
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Spike: C'mon, Twilight, it's time to watch the sunrise!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Isn't this exciting? Are you excited, 'cause I'm excited, I've never been so excited- well, except for the time that I saw you walking into town and I went [deep gasp] but I mean really, who can top that?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Mayor Mare: Fillies and gentlecolts, as mayor of Ponyville, it is my great pleasure to announce the beginning of the Summer Sun Celebration!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Mayor Mare: In just a few moments, our town will witness the magic of the sunrise, and celebrate this, the longest day of the year! And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Ready?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Mayor Mare: ...Princess Celestia!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Huh?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: This can't be good.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Mayor Mare: Remain calm, everypony, there must be a reasonable explanation!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh, I love guessing games! Is she hiding?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rarity: She's gone!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no... Nightmare Moon!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Nightmare Moon: Oh, my beloved subjects. It's been so long since I've seen your precious little sun-loving faces.	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: What did you do with our Princess?!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Applejack: [muffled] Whoa there, Nelly...	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Nightmare Moon: [chuckle] Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Nightmare Moon: Does my crown no longer count now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years? Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I did. And I know who you are. You're the Mare in the Moon - Nightmare Moon!	
Friendship is Magic, part 1	Lauren Faust	Nightmare Moon: Well well well, somepony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: "Elements of Harmony, see 'Mare in the Moon'"?
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Spike: But that's just an old ponies' tale.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: She will bring about nighttime eternal.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: It's imperative that the princess is told right away.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I knew she would wanna take immediate action.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Spike: My dear Twilight, there is more to a young pony's life than studying. Make some friends!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: All the ponies in this town are crazy!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I hope the Princess was right.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: She's gone!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no. Nightmare Moon!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Mayor Mare: Seize her! Only she knows where the Princess is!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Ergh...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Come back here! [pants] Nighttime? Forever? Where's she going?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Spike: Uh... We gotta stop Nightmare!...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: You've been up all night, Spike. You are a baby dragon after all. Elements, elements, elements... Ugh! How can I stop Nightmare Moon without the Elements of Harmony?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: And just what are the Elements of Harmony? And how did you know about Nightmare Moon, huh? Are you a spy? Whoa!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Simmer down, Sally. She ain't no spy. But she sure knows what's going on. Don't you, Twilight?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon. Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't know what they are, where to find them; I don't even know what they do!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: "The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide."
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: How did you find that?!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: [sing-song voice] It was under "E"!
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh. There are six Elements of Harmony, but only five are known: Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Honesty and Loyalty. The sixth is a complete mystery. It is said, the last known location of the five elements was in the ancient castle of the royal pony sisters. It is located in what is now--	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Everypony: The Everfree Forest!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Whee! Let's go!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Not so fast. Look, I appreciate the offer, but I'd really rather do this on my own.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: No can do, sugarcube. We sure ain't lettin' any friend of ours go into that creepy place alone. We're stickin' to you like caramel on a candy apple.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Especially if there's candy apples in there. What? Those things are good.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: So, none of you have been in here before?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Ugh, heavens no! Just look at it - it's dreadful.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: And it ain't natural. Folks say it don't work the same as Equestria.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: What's that supposed to mean?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Nopony knows. You know why?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Rainbow, quit it.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: 'cause everypony who's ever come in has never come out!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy! Quick!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Hold on! I'm a-comin'!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack! What do I do?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Let go.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Are you crazy?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: No I ain't. I promise you'll be safe.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: That's not true!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Now listen here. What I'm sayin' to you is the honest truth. Let go, and you'll be safe.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Yaaah! Phew-wah!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Sorry girls. I'm not used to holding anything more than a bunny or two.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: And once Pinkie and Rarity were saved, whoosh... Me and Fluttershy loop-de-loop around and WHAM! Caught you right in the nick of time.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Rainbow, I was there, and I'm very grateful, but we gotta- [gasp] A manticore!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: We've gotta get past him!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Take that, you ruffian!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: My hair! Woop--	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Wait.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: YEE-HAW! Git along, little dogie.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Wait.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Whoa! All yours, partner.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: I'm on it.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Wait!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: WAIT!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Shhh... It's okay. Oh, you poor, poor little baby.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Little?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Now this might hurt for just a second.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Everypony: Fluttershy!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: [giggles] Aw you're just a little ol' baby kitty, aren't you? Yes you are, yes you are.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: How did you know about the thorn?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: I didn't. Sometimes we all just need to be shown a little kindness.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: No. My eyes need a rest from all this icky muck. Well, I didn't mean that literally.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: That ancient ruin could be right in front of our faces and we wouldn't even know it.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: I didn't see you there, my apologies.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Right here... guh...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Oh wait, I think I stepped in somethin'.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: It's just mud.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Aah!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Everypony: Huh?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, what are you doing?! Run!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Oh girls, don't you see?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: She is.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: I'd hide under my pillow From what I thought I saw But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way To deal with fears at all	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Then what is?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: She said, "Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall Learn to face your fears You'll see that they can't hurt you Just laugh to make them disappear."
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Ha! Ha! Ha!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: So, giggle at the ghostly Guffaw at the grossly Crack up at the creepy Whoop it up with the weepy Chortle at the kooky Snortle at the spooky	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... hahahaha... heh...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuugh!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: How are we gonna cross this?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Huh?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Steven Magnet: [sobbing] What a world, what a world.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me, sir. Why are you crying?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Oh, give me a break.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: That's what all the fuss is about?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Why, of course it is. How can you be so insensitive? Oh, just look at him. Such lovely luminescent scales.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Steven Magnet: [sniffs] I know.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: And your expertly coiffed mane.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Steven Magnet: Oh, I know, I know.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Your fabulous manicure.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Steven Magnet: [gasp] It's so true!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: All ruined without your beautiful mustache.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Steven Magnet: It's true, I'm hideous!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: I simply cannot let such a crime against fabulosity go uncorrected.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Steven Magnet: [yelp] What did you do that for?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, what are you-	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Steven Magnet: [moans] Oh-hohohoho! My mustache. How wonderful.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: You look smashing.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Rarity, your beautiful tail...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Oh. It's fine, my dear. Short tails are in this season. Besides, it'll grow back.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: So would the mustache.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] We can cross now. Let's go. Ah!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Steven Magnet: Allow me.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: There it is, the ruin that holds The Elements of Harmony. We made it!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Twilight, wait for us!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: We're almost there. Whoa!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: What's with you and falling off cliffs today?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Now what?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Duh.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: Rainbow...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Who's there?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: Rainbow...	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: I ain't scared of you! Show yourself!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: We've been eagerly awaiting the arrival of the best flyer in Equestria.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Who?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: Why, you, of course.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Really?! I mean... Oh yeah, me. Hey, uh, you wouldn't mind telling the Wonderbolts that, would ya? 'cause I've been trying to get into that group for like, ever.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: No, Rainbow Dash. We want you to join us, The Shadowbolts. We're the greatest aerial team in the Everfree Forest, and soon we will be the greatest in all Equestria, but first, we need a captain. The most magnificent-	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Yep.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: Swiftest-	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Yes.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: Bravest flyer in all the land.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Yes, [chuckle] it's all true.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: We need... you.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: WOOHOO! Sign me up. Just let me tie this bridge real quick and then we have a deal.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: No! It's them or us.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow, what's taking so long? Oh no. Rainbow! Don't listen to them.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Shadowbolt Leader: Well?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: You... Thank you! For the offer, I mean, but I'm afraid I have to say no.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: See? I'd never leave my friends hangin'.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Whoa.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Come on, Twilight. Isn't this what you've been waitin' for?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: The Elements of Harmony, we've found them. Careful, careful!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: One, two, three, four... There's only five!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Where's the sixth?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: The book said: when the five are present, a spark will cause the sixth Element to be revealed.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: What in the hay is that supposed to mean?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I'm not sure, but I have an idea. Stand back. I don't know what will happen.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Come on now, y'all. She needs to concentrate.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Aah!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Everypony: Twilight!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: The Elements!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Twilight, where are you?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Look!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Come on!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Hmph!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Nightmare Moon: You're kidding. You're kidding, right?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [groan] Just one spark. Come on, come on. Aah!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Nightmare Moon: No, no!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] But... where's the sixth Element?!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] You think you can destroy The Elements of Harmony just like that? Well, you're wrong, because the spirits of The Elements of Harmony are right here.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Nightmare Moon: What?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, who reassured me when I was in doubt, represents the spirit of... honesty! Fluttershy, who tamed the manticore with her compassion, represents the spirit of... kindness! Pinkie Pie, who banished fear by giggling in the face of danger, represents the spirit of... laughter! Rarity, who calmed a sorrowful serpent with a meaningful gift represents the spirit of... generosity! And Rainbow Dash, who could not abandon her friends for her own heart's desire represents the spirit of... loyalty! The spirits of these five ponies got us through every challenge you threw at us.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Nightmare Moon: You still don't have the sixth Element! The spark didn't work!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: But it did! A different kind of spark. I felt it the very moment I realized how happy I was to hear you, to see you, how much I cared about you. The spark ignited inside me when I realized that you all... are my friends! You see, Nightmare Moon, when those Elements are ignited by the... the spark, that resides in the heart of us all, it creates the sixth element: the element of... magic!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Nightmare Moon: Nooo! Nooo!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Ugh, my head.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Everypony okay?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: Oh, thank goodness.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Why Rarity, it's so lovely.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: I know! I'll never part with it again.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: No. Your necklace. It looks just like your cutie mark.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rarity: What? Ooh. So does yours.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Look at mine! Look at mine!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Applejack: Gee, Twilight! I thought you were just spoutin' a lot of hooey, but I reckon we really do represent the elements of friendship.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Princess Celestia: Indeed you do.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Princess Celestia.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: But... you told me it was all an old pony tale.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Princess Celestia: I told you that you needed to make some friends, nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon's return, and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her, but you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart. Now if only another will as well. Princess Luna!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Princess Celestia: It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash: Sister?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Princess Celestia: Will you accept my friendship?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Whoa!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Princess Luna: I'm so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Princess Celestia: I've missed you, too.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: [blows her nose] [sobs] Hey, you know what this calls for?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: A party!	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Princess Celestia: Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: That's just it. Just when I learned how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Princess Celestia: Spike, take a note, please. I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings from her new home in Ponyville.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh thank you, Princess Celestia! I'll study harder than ever before.	
Friendship is Magic, part 2	Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Isn't this exciting? Are you excited cause I'm excited I've never been so excited, well, except for the time that I went [deep gasp] but I mean really-	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: No problem at all, Applejack. I'm glad the goal is lunchtime. All this hard work is making me hungry.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: I know, right?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Ooh-wee, Spike. You've been lounging on my back all morning while we worked.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Exactly. You two are taking so long, I missed snack-time.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [stomach grumbles] [laughs nervously] Eh, I guess we better get some food.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Nope. Worm. A-ha!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh Spike, that looks delicious.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Spike.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: It's a letter from Princess Celestia.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: [clears throat] Hear ye, hear ye. Her Grand Royal Highness, Princess Celestia of Equestria, is pleased to announce the Grand Galloping Gala to be held in the magnificent capital city of Canterlot, on the 21st day of, eh, yadda yadda yadda, cordially extends an invitation to Twilight Sparkle plus one guest.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack and Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] The Grand Galloping Gala!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Woo-hoo!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: [burp] Look, two tickets.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, great! I've never been to the gala. Have you, Spike?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: No, and I plan to keep it that way. I don't want any of that girly frilly frou-frou nonsense.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Aw, come on Spike. A dance would be nice.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Nice? It's a heap good more than just nice. I'd love to go. Land sakes, if I had an apple stand set up, ponies would be chowin' our tasty vittles 'til the cows came home. Do you have any idea how much business I could drum up for Sweet Apple Acres? Why, with all that money, we could do a heap of fixin' up 'round here. We could replace that saggy old roof, and Big McIntosh could replace that saggy old plow, and Granny Smith could replace that saggy old hip.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Why, I'd give my left hind leg to go to that gala.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, well in that case, would you like to--	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Whoa! [crash] Ugh. Are we talking about the Grand Galloping Gala?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Rainbow Dash. You told me you were too busy to help me harvest apples. What were you busy doing? Spyin'?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: No, I was busy napping, and I just happened to hear that you have an extra ticket?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, but--	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: YES! This is so awesome. The Wonderbolts perform at the Grand Galloping Gala every year. I can see it now. Everyone would be watching the sky. Their eyes riveted on the Wonderbolts, but then in would fly Rainbow Dash!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: I would draw their attention with my Super Speed Strut.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Then, I would mesmerize 'em with my Fantastic Filly Flash. And for my grand finale, the Buccaneer Blaze! The ponies would go wild!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: The Wonderbolts would insist that my signature moves be incorporated into their routine, and then welcome me as their newest member.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Hold on just one pony pickin' minute here. [spit] I asked for that ticket first.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: So? That doesn't mean you own it.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Oh, yeah? Well I challenge you to a hoof-wrestle. Winner gets the ticket.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Girls, these are my tickets, I'll decide who gets it, thank you very much. Whoever has the best reason to go should get the ticket, don't you think?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Drummin' up business for the farm?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: A chance to audition for the Wonderbolts?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Money t' fix Granny's hip.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Living the dream.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh my, those were all pretty good reasons, aren't they? [stomach rumbles] [chuckles] Listen to that, I am starving. I don't know about you, but I can't make important decisions on an empty stomach, so I'll, uh, think about it over lunch and get back to you two, okay?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: So, who you gonna give the ticket to, Twilight?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I don't know Spike, but I really can't think straight when I'm hungry, so where should we eat?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: [crash] Gah! Bats! Bats on my face! Help! Wait, these aren't... tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala?! It's the most amazing incredible tremendous super-fun wonderful terrifically humongous party in all of Equestria! I've always always always wanted to go!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me Hip hip Hooray! It's the best place for me For Pinkie...	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: With decorations like streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pin-cushions. With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sun-beams and sarsaparilla. And I get to play my favorite-est of favorite fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the Pony!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me 'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala ever In the whole galaxy Wheee!!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Oh thank you, Twilight, it's the most wonderful-est gift ever.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Um, actually--	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: [gasp] Are these what I think they are?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Uh--	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Yes, yes, yes! Twilight's taking me to the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: The gala? I design ensembles for the gala every year, but I've never had the opportunity to attend. Oh, the society, the culture, the glamour! It's where I truly belong, and where I'm destined to meet him.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Him! ... Who?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: Him. I would stroll through the gala, and everyone would wonder, "Who is that mysterious mare?" They would never guess that I was just a simple pony from little old Ponyville. Why, I would cause such a sensation that I would be invited for an audience with Princess Celestia herself, and the princess would be so taken with the style and elegance that she would introduce me to him, her nephew: the most handsome, eligible unicorn stallion in Canterlot. Our eyes would meet, our hearts would melt. Our courtship would be magnificent. He would ask for my hoof in marriage, and of course I would say, "Yes!" We would have a royal wedding, befitting a princess, which is [giggles] what I would become upon marrying him, the stallion of my dreams.
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: Twilight, I simply cannot believe you would invite Pinkie Pie so she can... party, and prevent me from meeting my true love. How could you? Hmph.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Hey!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: [gasp] Angel, these are perfect.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, listen guys, I haven't decided who to give the extra ticket to.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity and Pinkie Pie: You haven't?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Um, excuse me, Twilight. I would just like to ask, I mean, if it would be all right, if you haven't given it to someone else--	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: You? You want to go to the gala?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Oh, no. I mean, yes, or, actually, kind of. You see, it's not so much the Grand Galloping Gala as it is the wondrous private gated garden that surrounds the dance. The flowers are said to be the most beautiful and fragrant in all of Equestria. For the night of the gala, and that night alone, would they all be in bloom... and that's just the flora! Don't get me started on the fauna. There's loons and toucans and bitterns, oh my! Hummingbirds that can really hum, and buzzards that can really buzz. White-blue jays, and red jays, and green jays, pink jays and pink flamingos!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Gee, Fluttershy, it sounds... beautiful...?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Wait just a minute.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash! Were you following me?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: No. I mean, yes. I mean, maybe. Look, it doesn't matter. I couldn't risk a goody-four-shoes like you giving that ticket away to just anybody.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Wait just another minute.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, were you following me too?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: No. I was followin' this one to make sure she didn't try any funny business. Still trying to take mah ticket.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Your ticket?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: But Twilight's taking me.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: QUIET!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: And then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz--" oh.
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Girls, there's no use in arguing.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: But Twilight-	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Eh! This is my decision, and I'm gonna make it on my own, and I certainly can't think straight with all this noise... [stomach rumbles] not to mention hunger. Now go on, shoo.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: And don't worry, I'll figure this out... somehow.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Savoir Fare: Have you made your decision?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I CAN'T DECIDE!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Twilight, he just wants to take your order.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh. I would love a daffodil and daisy sandwich.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Do you have any rubies? No? Okay. I'll have the hay fries, extra crispy.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: What do you think, Spike?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: I think we have to try another restaurant. I mean, I like grass just fine, but would it hurt anybody to offer some gemstones?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I mean about the Gala and the ticket and who I should take.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Oh. You're still on that?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, listen. How do I choose? And when I do choose, will the other four be mad at me? I mean, I could give up my ticket and give away two, but that would still leave three disappointed ponies. What if I--	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Savoir Fare: Ah, your food.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Oh thank you. This looks so good. I'm sure everything will be much clearer once I eat.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Savoir Fare: Em, madam? Are you going to eat your food in ze rain?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: It's not raining... What's going on?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Hi there, best friend forever I've ever ever had. Enjoying the sunny weather?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, what are you doing?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Whaddya mean? I just saw the smartest, most generous pony about to get rained on, so I thought I'd kick a hole in the clouds to keep her dry so she could dine in peace, that's all.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow, you're not trying to get extra consideration for the extra ticket by doing me extra special favors, are you?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Me? No no no, of course not.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Seriously, I'd do it for anypony. [gulp] Heh heh, eh.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow, I am not comfortable accepting unwanted favors, so I'd appreciate it if you close up that rain cloud right now.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: Twilight, it's raining.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: No, really?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: Come with me before you catch a cold.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Heh heh, oops, sorry.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: Oh no, it's quite all right. After all, we are... the best of friends, are we not? And you know what the best of friends do?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Uh...	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: Makeovers!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, Rarity, ow, this really isn't fixing it. I mean, thank you but, ooh, that's too tight.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: There. Oh, you're simply darling.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, yeah, it is kinda pretty, isn't it?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: And you. Oh Spike, I have a dandy little outfit for the dashing gent.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: D-ah, ow, oh, hey, wow, watch it, whoa!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [giggles] Oh, Spike.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: Now you just need a hat.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Ugh, I told you, I don't want any part of this girly gala gunk. See you back at the library.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: [laughs] Oh, who needs him anyway. This is all about you, and how fabulous you'll look at the Grand Galloping Gala.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Wait, the Grand--	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: [gasp] And oh, my goodness, what a coincidence. I happen to have an ensemble of my own that matches yours to a T. We would be the belles of the ball, you and I. Everyone would be clamoring for our attention. All eyes would be on us, and then everyone would finally know, the most beautiful, most talented, most sophisticated pony in all of Equestria is Rarity the unicorn. Ah, [nervous laughter] and Twilight Sparkle, of course.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I see what's going on. You're just buttering me up so I give you the extra ticket. Well it's not gonna work. You're going to have to wait for my decision just like everyone else. Now if you'll excuse me, I've been trying all day just to get some lunch.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Did somepony say lunch?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: You've got to be kidding me!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: I got apple pie, apple fritters, apple tarts, apple dumplings, apple crisps, apple crumblers, and apple Brown Betty. Uh, the dessert, not my auntie. What do you say there, best friend?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Is that a yes?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: No. No. I don't know who I'm giving the ticket to, and all these favors aren't making it any easier to decide. In fact, I'm less sure now than I was this morning. Ugh!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: So, that's a maybe?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, I never thought being showered with favors would be so aggravating.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Fluttershy, not you too?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Oh, well, hello Twilight. I hope you don't mind, but we're all doing a little spring cleaning for you.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: It's summer.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Oh, well, better late than never, right? It was Angel's idea.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: You're not doing this for the ticket, are you?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Oh no, I'm doing this because you're my very best friend. Right, Angel? Oh, yes, we are just doing this for the ticket.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: No, no, no! Well, this was all very nice of you and Angel, but I'm not accepting any extra favors until I've made my final decision, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Ponies: SURPRISE!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Twilight is my bestest friend Whoopie, whoopie!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie...	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: She's the cutest, smartest, all around best pony, pony!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: I bet if I throw a super-duper fun party, party!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: She'll give her extra ticket to the Gala to me!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: PIIINKIIIE!!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Yes, Twilight?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: At least the other ponies tried to be subtle about the ticket.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Drizzle: Wait, what ticket? What gala?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: Oh, you didn't know? Twilight has an extra ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Background Mares: Ponies, The Grand Galloping Gala?!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Daisy: Would you like any help with your gardening?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Shoeshine: I have a cartload of extra carrots.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: What are we gonna do?	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: We're... gonna... run!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Ugh... Warn me next time you're gonna do that.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I didn't even know it was gonna happen. Now quick, lock the doors. Yaaaargh! I can't decide, I just can't decide. It's important to all of you and I just can't stand to disappoint any of you, and giving me gifts and doing me favors won't make any difference, because you're all my friends and I wanna make you all happy and I can't, I just can't!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Twilight, sugar, I didn't mean to put so much pressure on you, and if it helps, I don't want the ticket anymore. You can give it to somepony else. I won't feel bad, I promise.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Me too. I feel just awful that I made you feel so awful.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: And me too. It's no fun upsetting your friends.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: Twilight, it was unfair of me to try to force you as I did.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: Yes! That means the ticket is mine. Ha ha, [sing-song voice] I got the ticket, I got the ticket-- you know, I haven't perfected my signature moves for the Wonderbolts anyway. I don't need that ticket either.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: We all got so gun-ho about going to the gala that we couldn't see how un-gun-ho we were making you.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Ponies in unison: We're sorry, Twilight.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, take down a note. Dear Princess Celestia,	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings, but when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Ponies in unison: What?!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: If my friends can't all go, I don't wanna go either.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Twilight, you don't have to do that.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Nope. I've made up my mind. Spike, you can send the letter now.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Fluttershy: Now you won't get to go to the gala either.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: It's okay, girls. I couldn't possibly enjoy myself without my best friends there with me, so I would rather not go at all.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Hgh... hgh... urk... urk...	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Well wallop my withers, Spike. Isn't that just like a boy? Can't handle the least bit of sentiment.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Applejack: Whoa Nelly!	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: A letter from the princess? That was fast.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: "My faithful student Twilight,
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Spike: Why didn't you just say so in the first place?" Six tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala.
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Twilight Sparkle: Now we can all go.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rarity: Allow us to treat you to dinner.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Rainbow Dash: What a great way to apologize.	
The Ticket Master	Amy Keating Rogers & Lauren Faust	Pinkie Pie: And to celebrate. Come on everyone, the cupcakes are on me.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me. That there is the biggest bumper crop o' apples I ever laid eyes on.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: Eeyup. Too big for you to handle on your own.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Come on, big brother! You need to rest up and get yourself better. I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle. Oops, sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Why of all the... This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: But still only one pony, and one pony plus hundreds o' apple trees just doesn't add up to...	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well I better get kickin'. These apples aren't gonna shake themselves outta the trees. Hey! Oh no.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: STAMPEDE!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Drops: Stampede!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [laughter] Hey...! [vibrating] This makes my voice sound silly!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, are you crazy?! Run!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: Everypony calm down. There is no need to panic.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: But Mayor, whatever shall we do?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Look there!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: YEEHAW!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Move aside, Winona. Put 'em up, girl!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Attagirl. [grunts] Yee haw!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Whoaaa. Hooie. Now what was that all about?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	DaisyJo: [moo] [cough] Oh my! Begging your pardon, Applejack, but Moo-riella here saw one of those nasty snakes.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	DaisyJo: And it just gave us all the willies, don'tcha know.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I completely understand. Just next time, try and steer clear of Ponyville.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	DaisyJo: We certainly will, Applejack. So long, Winona!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yee haw!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Yee haw! Ride 'em, cowpony!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: Applejack was just... just...	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Appletastic!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: Exactly. We must do something to thank Applejack for single-hoofedly saving the town.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I know.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: A party!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: We all ready?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Just one last thing. Now we're ready.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Is Applejack all set?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Actually, I haven't seen her all week.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Not since the stampede.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: But she'll be here for sure. Applejack is never late.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Welcome, everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to--	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete. This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Exactly. And...	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: This week, I get to run Sugarcube Corner for the first time.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: What does that have to do with Applejack?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh. Applejack, one of the best bakers ever, is gonna help me. Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh-kay, that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter--	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Twilight?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: --rupted.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say... Urgh! Never mind.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: Ah-ahem. And so, with no further ado, it is my privilege to give the prize, Pony of Ponyville Award, to our beloved guest of honor, a pony of the utmost trustworthiness, reliability, and integrity. Ponyville's most capable and dependable friend: Applejack!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Cool! Way to go Applejack, that was awesome! I mean-- heh.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: Ah-ahem.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Awkward.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I'm here. I'm here. [yawn] [sigh] Sorry I'm late--whoa--I was just... whoa... Did I get your tail? Miss Mayor. Thank you kindly for this here... award thingy. [yawn] It's so bright and shiny and, heh, heh heh, I sure do look funny heh. Ooo-ooo.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Woo-ooo.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Ooo-ooo.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Well, thank you Applejack for saving us from that scary stampede, and always being there for everypony.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [yawn] Yeah. I like helping the ponyfolks and [yawn] and stuff. [snore] Oh, uh, yeah. Uh, Thanks.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Was it just me, or did Applejack seem a little--	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Tired?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Dizzy?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Messy? Well, did you see her mane?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: She seemed fine to me. Woo! Woo!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Hmm.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [grunts] [sigh] Phew. [gasp] O-oah.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: What on Earth is that pony doing?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Whoops.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Hey Applejack!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack. AppleJACK!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Oh, howdy, Twilight.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: What is all this?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: It's Applebuck season. Whoa.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applewhat season?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Neh, It's what the Apple family calls harvestin' time. We gather all the apples from the trees so we can sell 'em.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: But why are you doing it all alone?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: 'cause Big McIntosh hurt himself.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: What about all those relatives I've met when I first came to Ponyville? Can't they help?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [sigh] They were just here for the Apple family reunion. They actually live all over Equestria and are busy harvestin' their own orchards. So, uh, I'm on my own. Which means, I should really get back to work. Ahem... hint hint? Get back to work?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Fine.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Could you step aside, Twilight?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I just did. Applejack, you don't look so good.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Eh, don't any of you three worry none, I'm just fine and dandy. Whoa.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Do you... want some help?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Help? No way, no how.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: But there's no way you can do it all on your own.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Is that a challenge?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Uhm... no?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, I'm gonna prove to you that I can do it! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got apples to buck.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: There you are.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [yawn] I'm a mite sorry, Rainbow. I was busy applebuckin' and I guess ah, I closed my eyes for a second and, when I woke up, I was late. Now, what's this new trick a' yours?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: See this contraption?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Uh... Yeah.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Well, I'm gonna stand on one end, then you're gonna jump down from that platform, launching me into the air faster than I can take off on my own. Once I'm in the air, I'm gonna do some amazing flips and spins that are sure to impress the Wonderbolts.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Isn't that a mite dangerous?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Pfft, Heh, not for a pony who can fly.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, all right-y then. Oh my.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Ready? One... two... THREE!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Umm... maybe I wasn't clear. You're supposed to land on the other end.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Applejack, what the hay is going on? I mean, I thought I was working with Ponyville's best athlete!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You are. I'm okay. Really. I-I have an idea. Watch this. [groan] Ta da! Oh... Maybe not. Okay, one more try. I'm sure to get it this time.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Ugh!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Heh heh... Here I go!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Wait, Applejaaaaack!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You're welcome!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Can I help you?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I think somepony else needs your help.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yep.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Ow!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, can we talk? Applejack, can we talk?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Can bees squawk?! I don't think so.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: No. Can we talk?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Twenty stalks? Bean or celery?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: No! I need to talk to you.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You need to walk to the zoo? Well, who's stoppin' you?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I need to talk to you!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Oh! Well why didn't you say so? What you wanna talk about?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash dropped in to see me today.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: That's quite neighborly of her.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, except that she crashed onto my balcony after you launched her into the air.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Oh, yeah. I wasn't feeling quite myself this morning.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Because you're working too hard and you need help.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: What? Kelp? I don't need kelp. I don't even like seaweed.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: HELP! You need HELP!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Nothin' doin', Twilight. I'm gonna prove to you, t'everypony, that I can do this on my own. Ow! Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go help Pinkie Pie.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Now Pinkie Pie, are you sure you're up for baking the muffins and running the store this afternoon?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Yes siree bob, Mrs. Cake. Plus, I have Ponyville's prized pony to help me out. Why, she's the best baker ever. Right, Applejack?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Mr. Cake: Mr. No? You're not the best baker ever?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: WHAT? Oh no! I mean, don't you fret. I can bake anything from fritters to pies in the blink of an eye.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. [sigh] All right. Well, see you later, girls!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Stop with the shakin', it's time to get bakin'.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: All right-y! I'll get the sugar and the eggs. Can you get me some chocolate chips?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Eh, uh, whu, what was that?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Chocolate chips.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Chips... got it. Tater chips, a little salty and dry, okie-dokie. What next?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Baking soda.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Soda. Perfect. That'll get the tater chips nice and wet. Now what?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: A cup of flour.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: A cup o' sour? Well, lemons are sure sour. One cup o' sour, comin' up. Anything else, Pinkie?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: One last thing. Wheat germ.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Wheat worms? Oh, that must be fancy talk for earthworms.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Now that's gonna be delicious.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: If you say so.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Free muffin sample spectacular!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yeah! Muffin spectacles! Get 'em while they're hot.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: We came as soon as we heard.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Nurse Redheart: Oh thank you, Twilight. We need all the help we can get.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! What happened?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Nurse Redheart: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: [chomp] Want one?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, we need to talk.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Wha, huh? Oh, it's you, Twilight. [yawn] I know what you're gonna say, but the answer is still no.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Not to upset your applecart, but you need help.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hardy har. [groan] And no I don't.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Here, let me help.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Help? No thanks. [groan] A little more... [groan] Little... [grunt] There. I'll prove that this apple can handle these apples. Come on [grunt] apples [grunt] fall off [grunt].	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: AJ, think you're beating a dead... tree.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I knew that.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Actually, Applejack, I had something else to talk to you about. I just came back from Ponyville Urgent Care and--	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You know, I'm a little busy to get lectured right now, Twilight.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: But if you'd just let me help--	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Ugh. No, no, NO! How many times do I gotta say it? I don't need no help from nopony!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh. That pony is stubborn as a mule.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: No offense.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Mule: None taken.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh Applejack! Thank you so much for offering your herding skills for the annual rabbit roundup.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Ugh. Why are we doin' this?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Well, lots of new baby bunnies have been born, so it's my job to get a count of all the new families.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Fine. Can we just get on with it?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Certainly, but remember, these are bunnies we're dealing with, not cows. They're a timid bunch and need to be treated gently.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I do NOT need any direction on corrallin' critters. Right, Winona?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Okay, little bunnies! I need you to all gather here in the middle.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: That's right! Let's go, bunnies. In the center. Hop to it. Swell. Just swell. Put 'em up, Winona!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Applejack! Winona! Stop! You're scaring them.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: We know what we're doin'. Get along, little bunnies.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh no.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: STAMPEDE!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Daisy: [yelps] Stampede!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rose: The horror, the horror.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Lily Valley: It was awful.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Daisy: A disaster. A horrible, horrible disaster.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I don't get it.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Lily Valley: Our gardens, destroyed.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rose: Every last flower, devoured.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Daisy: By... by... THEM!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh my. Oh... Please stop, little bunnies. Oh no! Please, let's go home. Oh my goodness.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: All right. Enough is enough.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Must [gasp] keep [gasp] buckin'... just [gasp] a few [gasp] more. Must finish harvestin'.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: All right, Applejack. Your applebucking hasn't just caused you problems, it's over-propelled Pegasus', practically poisoned plenty of ponies, and terrorized bushels of brand new bouncing baby bunnies. I don't care what you say, you. Need. Help.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [grunts] Ha! No, I don't. Look, I did it. I harvested the entire Sweet Apple Acres without your help. How d'ya like them apples?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: Um, how do you like them apples?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack. Applejack.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Huh?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, good, you're okay. Now Applejack, I completely respect the Apple family ways. You're always there to help anypony in need, so maybe you can put a little of your stubborn pride aside and allow your friends to help you.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Okay, Twilight.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I am not taking "no" for an answer--what?
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yes, Twilight. Yes, please. I could really use your help.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: My friend Applejack is the best friend a pony could ever have, and she's always there to help anypony. The only trouble is, when she needs help, she finds it hard to accept it, so while friendship is about giving of ourselves to friends, it's also about accepting what our friends have to offer.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Your faithful student,	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Twilight Sparkle	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: How about y'all take a little break? I got some fine apple juice waitin' for ya! [sigh] Girls, I can't thank you enough for this help. I was acting a bit stubborn.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: A bit?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Okay. A mite stubborn, and I'm awful sorry. Now, I know the town gave me the Prized Pony award, but the real award is having you five as my friends.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Phew! That applebucking sure made me hungry.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: And I've got the perfect treat.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Eeew... Spike, I threw those all away. Where'd you get them?	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: From the trash.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Ponies: [in unison] EW!	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Just a little nibble? Come on.	
Applebuck Season	Amy Keating Rogers	Ponies: Ew! Gross!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hoof-biting action overload! She was like a stunt superstar, flying higher and higher, and then Rainbow Dash swooped down--swoosh--and right before she hit the ground--shoom-she pulled up--vrrrmmm!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: And then she looped around and around like whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh. Phew.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [grunt] Pinkie Pie? Not again.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Not now, Pinkie Pie.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: But, but Rainbow Dash-	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: I'm in the middle of something.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: But-	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: I was gonna tell you to look out for that mountain.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [humming] Hi, I'm looking for Rainbow Dash. Have you seen her? Hi there, have you seen Rainbow Dash? Okay, thanks anyway. Twilight, have you seen Rainbow Dash anywhere?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Isn't she right up there?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Phew. That was close.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hi!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Aah!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hi again.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Aah!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Pfeh. I need a favor, Rainbow Dash.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Waaa--oh, forget it.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: I totally promise it'll be totally fun.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Okay.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Over to the right. No no, a little to the left. Oh wait, back to the right. Now a little leftish while staying rightly. Stop. Hmm. Maybe a few inches to the south. Now a couple centimeters north. Okay. One more smidgimeter to the--	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Uh, I mean, perfect. Now wait for my signal.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [laughing] Oh Rainbow Dash, we startled Spike into getting the hiccups.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [chuckles] Good one, Pinkie [hiccup] Pie. [hiccup] You're always pulling a fast one [hiccup] on me. [hiccup] Nnaa--	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Oh no, you're not hurt are you?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Ne--[hiccup]--eh, don't be [hiccup] silly, dragons are [hiccup] fire-proof.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Oh, okay, good.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I wish the same thing [hiccup] were true with scrolls.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: I can think of one thing.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: I didn't take you for a prankster, Pinkie Pie.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: You know Pinkie Pie, you're not as annoying as I thought.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: You wanna hang out?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: A simple nod would do.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Mmm-hmm.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Is she even home?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: I don't know. This is gonna be gold.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: There she is.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Aaa-choo!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hmm?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [gasp] Land sakes!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Is someone over there? Who're we gonna squirt? Who're we gonna squirt?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [chuckles] Fluttershy.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: WHAT? [spits] Nononononono, we can't prank Fluttershy, I mean, she's so sensitive. It'll hurt her feelings, even our most harmless prank.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, you're right. [raspberry] Huh. We need another victim who's made of tougher stuff. So, who's it gonna be?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Oh, [chuckles] I've got someone in mind. [chuckles] The toughest around.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh, awesome. Who? Who? Do I know them?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Oh, yes. [giggles] You're very close.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [chuckles] Good one, Pinkie Pie.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Ridiculous.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [blows party hooter] Rise and shine Rainbow Dash! It's a brand new day and we got a lot of pranking to-- Ooh.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Mornin', Pinks. Gilda, this is my gal pal, Pinkie Pie.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Hey. What's up?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, this is my griffon friend, Gilda.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: What's a griffon?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: She's half-eagle, half-lion.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: And all awesome. Raa. Heh-haa. Yeah, that's right.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Gilda's my best friend from my days at Junior Speedster flight camp. Hey, remember the chant?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Sha, they made us recite it every morning, I'll never get that lame thing out of my head.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Sooo...	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Ugh. Only for you, Dash.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash and Gilda: Junior Speedsters are our lives, Sky-bound soars and daring dives Junior Speedsters, it's our quest, To someday be the very best!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [laughs] Oh that was awesome, and it gave me a great idea for a prank. Gilda, you game?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Huh. Well, I groove on a good prank as much as the next griffon. But Dash, you promised me we'd get a flying session in this morning.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, uh, well, Pinkie Pie, you don't mind, do you? Gilda just got here. We'll catch up with you later.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Whoa, that was sweet. Just like old times.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, only faster. So now what?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hey there.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda and Rainbow Dash: Huh?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: It's later. And I caught up.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Hey Dash, think you got enough gas left to beat me to that cloud?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: A race? You are so on.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: One, two, three, go.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hey!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: I win.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: As if. I won, dude.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: No way.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Yes way.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh, come on, I was way ahead of you.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Uh, I don't think so.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh Geez, dream on.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Remember back in camp? I-	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: There is no way you beat me.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Whatever.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Wow guys, that was really close, but I think Rainbow Dash beat you by a teeny weeny itty bitty hair, or a teeny weeny itty bitty feather.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Hah, see? Good thing Pinkie Pie's here to keep you honest, G.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Okay... Dash, last one to that cloud up there is a gnarly dragon egg. Go! [To Pinkie Pie] I think the high altitude is making you dizzy.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Wait, guys! Oh wow, you guys almost got away from me that time.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: So, Dash, got any new moves in your tricktionary, or are you 100% old school?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: New moves? Heh, sit back G, this is gonna take a while.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Hey Pinkie, c'mere.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Yeah?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Don't you know how to take get lost for an answer? Dash doesn't need to hang with a dweeb like you now that I'm around. You're dorkin' up the skies, Stinkie Pie, so make like a bee and BUZZ OFF.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] Whaaa-aaa-	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Try matching that. Hey, where's Pinkie Pie and her crazy contraption?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Eh, she left. Something about being as busy as a bee.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hmph!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: So Pinkie Pie, are you sure that this friend of Rainbow Dash is really so mean?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Um, yeah. She keeps stealing Rainbow Dash away, she pops my balloons, and she told me to buzz off. I've never met a griffon this mean. Well, actually, I've never met a griffon at all, but I bet if I had, she wouldn't have been as mean and grumpy as Gilda.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: You know what I think, Pinkie Pie.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hmm?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Well, I think... you're jealous.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Jealous?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Green with envy. Well, in your case, pink with envy.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Well, yes. Jealous. Listen Pinkie, I don't want to upset you, but just because Rainbow Dash has another friend doesn't make Gilda a grump. I mean, perhaps it's you, Pinkie, who needs to improve her attitude.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [laughing] That was sweet. Ugh, I gotta take care of a few weather jobs around here. Shouldn't take long. Just, uh, hang out in town and I'll come find ya.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: That's cool, I guess. I'm gonna go chow down.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Later.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [sniffs] Aaah! A rattler, a rattler! Run for the hills! Everybody forsake yourselves!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: This stuff ain't fresh, dude.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Aw, poor Granny Smith, she didn't know it was a joke. How mean. No, no, I can't misjudge her. It was kind of a funny prank, I guess.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] I did misjudge her. She's not only a meanie mean-pants, she's also a thief. Nonononono, she might give it back. It's just a joke.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: All right little ones, this way, this way. Mama duck, you're free and clear.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Hey.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Please excuse me.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: I'm walkin' here.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Oh, um, I'm sorry. I-I-I was just trying to...	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: [mocking] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Why don't you just watch where you're going, doofus?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: B-b-b-but I... I...	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Ugh, please, all these lame ponies are driving me buggy. I gotta bail.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: She's a grump, and a thief, and a bully. The meanest kind of mean meanie-pants there is. I can take it, but no one treats Fluttershy like that. No. One. This calls for extreme measures, Pinkie Pie style.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Welcome, welcome. Welcome!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Who's this Gilda I've heard nothing about?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: I hear she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash. A griffon, so rare.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: You've met Gilda, right? What's she like?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Oh, um, well, I'll tell you later, Twilight.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Welcome. Welcome.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Um, Pinkie Pie, about this party for Gilda. Umm... Do you really think it's a good idea? I mean-	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Don't worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda. Your auntie Pinkie Pie's got it all taken care of.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I'm a year older than you.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Gilda! I'm so honored to throw you one of my signature Pinkie Pie parties, and I really, truly, sincerely, hope you feel welcome here amongst all us pony folk.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh Pinkie Pie, the old hoof-shake buzzer. You are a scream.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Yeah [chuckles nervously] uh, good one, Pinkie Pie.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Come on G, I'll introduce you to some of my other friends.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Right behind you Dash. I know what you're up to.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Great.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Rrrh. I know what you're planning.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Well, I hope so. This wasn't supposed to be a surprise party.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: I mean, I've got my eye on you.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: And I got my eye on you. Everyone, I'd like you all to meet Gilda, a long-time, dear friend of Rainbow Dash. Let's honor her and welcome her to Ponyville.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Please help yourself.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Vanilla lemon drops. Don't mind if I do. HOT!	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: G, the punch.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: [gasp] [gulp] Huh?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Well, whaddya know, pepper in the vanilla lemon drops, and the punch served in a dribble glass.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: [gulp] [gasp] Yeah, hilarious.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Hey G, look, presents.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Spittin' snakes. Hah, somepony pulled that prank on me last month.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Ha ha. I bet I know who that was.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: You do?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Cake time everypony.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Hey, can I blow out the candles?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Why don't we let Gilda blow out the candles, Spike? She is the guest of honor after all.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Ugh.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [laughs] Re-lighting birthday candles, I love that prank. What a classic.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Now, I wonder who could've done that.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Yeah, I wonder.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Mmm, who cares. This cake is amazing.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: What? It's great, try some.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Hey G, you're not upset about some silly candles, are you?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: No way, Dash. Like I said, I'm down with a good prank.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Come on then, let's have some cake.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Hey, I'm watching you. Like a hawk.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Hey y'all, it's pin the tail on the pony. Let's play.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh, my favorite game. Can I go first? Can I have the purple tail?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Well, I am the guest of honor, and I'll have the purple tail.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Yeah, Gilda should definitely go first. Let's get you blindfolded.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Hey what-- ugh-- what are you doing? Rrrah.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: We're spinning you around and around and then you can pin the tail on the pony. Now just walk straight ahead and pin the tail.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: [mockingly] Now just walk straight ahead and pin the tail. Hmph, yeah, right. This is another prank, isn't it? I'm going this way.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Wait. The poster is this--	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Uh, Gilda? You pinned the tail on the wrong end.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: [roar] This is your idea of a good time? I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life. And Pinkie Pie, you! You are queen lame-o with your weak little party pranks. Did you really think you could make me lose my cool? Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together. Come on Dash, we're bailing on this pathetic scene. Come on Rainbow Dash. I said, we're leaving.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: You know Gilda, I was the one who set up all those weak pranks at this party.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: [gasp] What?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Ooh.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: So I guess I'm queen lame-o.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: Come on, Dash, you're joshing me.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: They weren't all meant for you specifically, it was just dumb luck that you set them all off.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: I shoulda known, that dribble cup had Rainbow Dash written all over it.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Gilda: No way. It was Pinkie Pie. She set up this party to trip me up, to make a fool of me.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Me? I threw this party to improve your attitude. I thought a good party might turn that frown upside down.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: And you sure didn't need any help making a fool of yourself. You know, this is not how I thought my old friends would treat my new friends. If being cool is all you care about, maybe you should go find some new cool friends someplace else.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Not cool.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Wow, talk about a party pooper.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, what was that about?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Merry May: Um, what just happened?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pony: Really awkward.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry everypony, for bringing Gilda here. I didn't know how rude she was. And Pinkie Pie, I'm really sorry she ruined that awesome party you put on for her.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hey, if you want to hang out with party poopers, that's your business.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: I'd rather hang out with you. No hard feelings?	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: No hard feelings.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hey Pinkie. Sorry I accused you of misjudging Gilda. Looks like I'm the one who misjudged you.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: It's okay Twilight, even you can't be a super smart smarty smart-pants all the time. Come on everypony, there's still a whole lotta party to finish.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Dearest Princess Celestia,	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Today I learned that it's hard to accept when somepony you like wants to spend time with somepony who's not so nice. Though it's impossible to control who your friends hang out with, it is possible to control your own behavior. Just continue to be a good friend. In the end, the difference between a false friend and one who's true will surely come to light.	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Your faithful student,	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Twilight Sparkle	
Griffon the Brush Off	Cindy Morrow	Princess Celestia: Dear Twilight Sparkle,	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Come on, Twilight. You can do it!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, here goes.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, Romeo. As attractive and enticing as you look, it's just for practice, and it's gotta go.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Wait! Aw, rats!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Twenty-five, Twilight. Twenty-five different kinds of tricks and counting. I thought unicorns were only supposed to have a little magic that matches their special talents!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: True, for ponies whose talents are for things like cooking or singing or math. But what if a unicorn's special talent is magic?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Like you, Twilight, and you know a ton of magic.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Spike, stop. I'm sure there are lots of ponies right here in Ponyville that know just as much magic as me.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Are you kiddin'? I don't think there's another unicorn in all of Equestria with your kind of ability, Twilight.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Gangway! Comin' through!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Augh! Snips, Snails! What's goin' on?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Wha, haven't you heard?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Whoa!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: There's a new unicorn in town!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Yeah! They say that she's got more magical powers than any other unicorn ever!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Really?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Aw, no way, that honor goes to Twilight here.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Where is this unicorn?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Ho, she's in the town square. Come on!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Yeah! [laughter] Come on! Whooo!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Come one, come all! Come and witness the amazing magic of the Great and Powerful Trixie!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Audience: Ooh!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Watch in awe as the Great and Powerful Trixie performs the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: My, my, my! What boasting!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Come on, nopony's as magical as Twi- Twi- Twi- Oh! [clears throat] Hey, Rarity, I, uh- Mustache!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: There's nothing wrong with being talented, is there?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: Nothin' at all, 'cep'n when someone goes around showin' it off like a school filly with fancy new ribbons.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: Just because one has the ability to perform lots of magic does not make one better than the rest of us.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: Especially when ya got me around being better than the rest of us. [laughter] Eh, I mean, yeah, uh, magic shmagic. Boo!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Well, well, well, it seems we have some neighsayers in the audience. Who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie? Do they not know that they're in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: [raspberry] Just who does she think she is?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Yeah! Since we all know that Twilight here is-	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Shhh!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: What? What's wrong?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: You see the way they reacted to Trixie? I don't want anyone thinking I'm a show-off.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: So, "Great and Powerful Trixie". What makes you think you're so awesome, anyway?
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Heh, why, only the Great and Powerful Trixie has magic strong enough to vanquish the dreaded ursa major!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Audience: Ahh!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: What?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: No way!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: When all hope was lost, the ponies of Hoofington had no one to turn to, but the Great and Powerful Trixie stepped in, and with her awesome magic, vanquished the ursa major and sent it back to its cave deep within the Everfree Forest!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips and Snails: Saw, sweet!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: That settles it.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Trixie truly is the most talented, the most magical, the most awesome unicorn in Ponyville.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: No, in all of Equestria!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: How do you know? You didn't see it! And besides, Twi- [zip!] Mmph! M-mmph!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: [laughter] It's true, my enthusiastic little admirers. Trixie is most certainly the best in Ponyville.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Don't believe the Great and Powerful Trixie? [chuckles] Well then, I hereby challenge you, Ponyvillians. Anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers? Anyone? Hmm? Or is Trixie destined to be the greatest equine who has ever lived!?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: There's no way I'm going to use my magic now, Spike. Especially since-	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Hmm, how about you?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Well, how about it? Hm? Is there anything you can do that the Great and Powerful Trixie can't?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: I- I-	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Well, little hayseed?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: That's it! I can't stand for no more of this!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: You show her, AJ!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: Can your magical powers do this?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: Top that, missy.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Oh ye of little talent. Watch and be amazed at the magic of Trixie!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: Whoa! Uh!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie prevails.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: There's no need to go struttin' around and showin' off like that.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Oh?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: That's my job!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: They don't call me "Rainbow" and "Dash" for nothin'!
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: When Trixie is through, the only thing they'll call you is loser.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-a-a-a! [gulp] I think I'm [gulp] gonna be sick.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Seems like anypony with a dash of good sense would think twice before tussling with the Great Trixie.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: Ow!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: What we need is another unicorn to challenge her. Someone with some magic of her own.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: Yeah! A unicorn to show this unicorn who's boss.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: A real unicorn to unicorn tussle.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Uh...	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: Enough. Enough, all of you. I take your hint, but Rarity is above such nonsense. Rainbow Dash and Applejack may behave like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Ooo, what's the matter? Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that rat's nest you call a mane?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: Oh, it. Is. On! You may think you're tough with all of your so-called powers, but there's more to magic than your brutish ways. A unicorn needs to be more than just muscle. A unicorn needs to have style.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Audience: Ooh!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: A unicorn is not a unicorn without grace and beauty.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Rarity won't let Trixie get the best of her! She's strong, she's beautiful, she's-	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: Quick! I need a mirror! Get me a mirror! What did she do to my hair? I know she did something terrible to my hair!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Nothing.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: It's fine.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: It's gorgeous.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: It's green. What?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Golden Harvest: Well, I never!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Well Twilight, guess it's up to you. Come on, show her what you're made of.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: What do you mean? I'm nothing special.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Yes, you are! You're better than her!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: I'm not better than anyone.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Hah! You think you're better than the Great and Powerful Trixie? You think you have more magical talent? Well, come on, show Trixie what you've got. Show us all.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Who, me? I'm just your run-of-the-mill citizen of Ponyville. No powerful magic here. I, uh... I think I hear my laundry calling. Sorry, gotta go.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Twilight?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Ha! Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie has proven herself to be the most amazing unicorn in all of Equestria. Huh, was there ever any doubt?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Here's your smoothie you asked for, with extra hay, just how you like it.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Mmm, hay.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: [sips] Yes?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Ooo, tell us another story, Great and Powerful Trixie.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Yeah, tell us about how you vanquished the ursa major.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Guh! Trixie is far too exhausted from performing feats beyond imagination. Begone with you until morning.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Oh, of course, Great and Powerful Trixie.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Anything you say. We are at your beck and call.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Ah.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: What are you two doin'?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Just bringin' the Gee an' Pee Tee a-	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: The what?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: The Great and Powerful Trixie.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Sheesh.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Just bringin' her a smoothie.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: How can you fall for her lameness? She's just a show-off. Unlike Twilight, who-	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: The Great and Powerful Trixie vanquished an ursa major. Can your Twilight claim that?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Oh really? Were you guys actually there?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Well, eh, uh... no, but-	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: But nothin'. The proof is in the pudding.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: [laughs] I like pudding.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Look, unless an ursa major comes waltzing up the street for Trixie to vanquish, I am not gonna believe a word she says, and neither should you!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Hm, an ursa walkin' up the street, hey? Snails! You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Why is it they call it a flea market when they don't really sell fleas?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Yeah, uh... oh, come on!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Twilight, would you put down that book and just listen to me?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Didn't you see how they hated Trixie's bragging, Spike? If I go out there and show off my magic, I run the risk of losing them as friends.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: It's not the same thing, Twilight. You'll be using your magic to stand up for your friends!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: No, Spike, it's exactly the same.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Come on, Twilight, any one of these tricks, even the teeniest, would be enough to show up Trixie.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: I don't want to be seen as a bragger like Trixie.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: But you're the best!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Uh. Please, Spike, I said no!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: [sighs] If that's the way you want to be, then fine.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Oh, how we gonna find an ursa major when I can't even see my own hoof in front of my face?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Oh, heh. That's better.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Yaaaah!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Yaaaah!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Hey, guys, where ya goin'?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Can't talk now.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Got a major problem!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Yeah, ursa major, to be exact.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Huh?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips and Snails: Trixie!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Twilight!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Trixie thought she said the Great and Powerful Trixie did not want to be disturbed!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: [nervous laughter] We- We have a- a tiny problem.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Actually, it's a big one.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: What is so important that you cannot wait until morning to disturb Trixie?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Twilight! You've gotta come! Quick!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: I already told you, Spike, I don't wanna show up Trixie!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: No, you don't understand, it's-	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, is that what I think it is?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Majorly.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Great and Powerful Trixie, you've got to vanquish the ursa.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Yeah, vanquish so we can watch.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: It took a lot of trouble to get that thing here.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Wait, you brought this here? [gasp] Are you out of your little pony minds?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: But, you're the Great and Powerful Trixie.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Yeah, remember? You defeated an ursa major.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Uh, okay. [gulp] Stand back.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Heh. Piece of cake.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Aw, come on, Trixie.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Stop goofin' around and vanquish it, eh?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Well, that was a dud.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Yeah, pfft, come on! Where's all the cool explosions and smoke and stuff like earlier? You know.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Uh-oh.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: What's going on?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: We brought an ursa to town.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: You what!?!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: Don't worry, the Great and Powerful Trixie will vanquish it.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: I can't.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips and Snails: What!?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Oh, I can't, I never have. No one can vanquish an ursa major. I just made the whole story up to make me look better.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips and Snails: Made it up!?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Nice use of number sixteen.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Unidentified cow: Golly, dont'cha know?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: That's new.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: Unbelievable!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: That was amazing!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: Heavens to Betsy! We knew you had ability, but not that much!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry. Please, please don't hate me.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash & Applejack: Hate you?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: Why, whatever do you mean, darling?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Well, I know how much you all hated Trixie's showing off with her magic tricks, and I just thought--	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Magic's got nothing to do with it. Trixie's just a loudmouth.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: Most unpleasant.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: All hat and no cattle.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: So, you don't mind my magic tricks?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: Your magic is a part of who you are, sugarcube, and we like who you are. We're proud to have such a powerful, talented unicorn as our friend.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: And after whuppin' that ursa's hindquarters, we're even prouder.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: You are?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: Uh-huh.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Applejack: Mm-hmm.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rarity: Mm-hmm.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Wow, Twilight, how'd you know what to do with that ursa major?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: That's what I was doing when you came looking for me. I was so intrigued by Trixie's bragging that I was compelled to do a little reading up on them.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: So it is possible to vanquish an ursa major all by yourself?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: That wasn't an ursa major. It was a baby, an ursa minor.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: That was just a baby?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: And it wasn't rampaging. It was just cranky because someone woke it up.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips and Snails: Awww...	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Well, if that was an ursa minor, then what's an ursa major like?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: You don't wanna know.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Trixie: Huh. You may have vanquished an ursa minor, but you will never have the amazing, show-stopping ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Rainbow Dash: Why, that little...	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Just let her go. Maybe someday she'll learn her lesson. Now, about you two.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Ah [nervous laughter]. Uh, we're sorry that we woke up the ursa minor.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: We just wanted to see some awesome magic.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips: Yeah! And the way you vanquished that ursa minor was awesome!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snails: We deserve whatever punishment you give us.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: For starters, you can clean up this mess. And... What do you think, Spike? Should I give them number twenty five?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Oh, twenty five! Yes! And I think I deserve it, too.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips and Snails: Heah?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: I think you're right.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Snips & Snails: Sweet!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: I have learned a very valuable lesson about friendship: I was so afraid of being thought of as a show-off that I was hiding a part of who I am. My friends helped me realize that it's okay to be proud of your talents, and there are times when it's appropriate to show them off... Especially when you're standing up for your friends.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: So, you finally admit that you're the most talented unicorn in all of Ponyville?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Well, yeah, but it's nothing to brag about. So, uh, how did it go with Rarity?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Eh, she didn't go for the mustache.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: You know, Spike, that mustache has nothing to do with who you really are. Maybe you should just try being yourself.	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Or... Maybe the mustache wasn't enough. Maybe if I had a mustache and a beard?	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, not this again!	
Boast Busters	Chris Savino	Spike: Okay, imagine me with a nice, long, Fu Manchu type beard. Or maybe a goatee. Oh, no, a soul patch right on my chin!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, goodness. Are you okay?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Are you coughing because there's a carrot stuck in your throat?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Because you need some water?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [gasp] Because of that giant cloud of scary black smoke? I'll take that as a... yes.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Don't be such a scaredy-pony. It's just me, future Equestria ball-bouncing record holder. Three forty six, three forty seven...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: This calls for a celebration!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, no, Pinkie Pie, this is no time for celebration. This is a time for panic, for--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Ooo! I'm going to need balloons! One for every pony in Ponyville!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: There's-- there's smoke. And-- and where there's smoke, there's fire. And--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Let's see, that's one, two, three, four...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Three hundred fifty four...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Five, six...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Three hundred fifty five, no, wait...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Seven.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie! Now I have to start over.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: We're all going to have to start over, in a new village. 'Cause ours is gonna be--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Hey, Rainbow Dash, wait up!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, please, this is an emergency. I-I need everypony to--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Listen up! Smoke is spreading over all of Equestria.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Ponies: What? Oh no! That's awful!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: That's what I've been trying to--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But don't worry, I've just received a letter from Princess Celestia informing me that it is not coming from a fire.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, thank goodness.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It's coming from a dragon.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: A... d-dragon?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: What in the name of all things cinnamon swirled is a full-grown dragon doing here in Equestria?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Sleeping.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack & Rainbow Dash & Rarity & Fluttershy: Huh?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: According to Princess Celestia, he's taking a nap. His snoring is what's causing all this smoke.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: He should really see a doctor. That doesn't sound healthy at all.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Well, at least he's not snoring fire. What are we meant to do about it?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: I'll tell you what we're meant to do. Give him the boot. Take that. And that!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We need to encourage him to take a nap somewhere else. Princess Celestia has given us this mission, and we must not fail. If we do, Equestria will be covered in smoke for the next one hundred years.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Hmph. Talk about getting your beauty sleep.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: All right everypony, I need you to gather supplies quickly. We've got a long journey ahead of us. Let's meet back here in less than an hour.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Okay, girls, you heard her. The fate of Equestria is in our hooves. Do we have what it takes?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Um, actually...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Raaah!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Yaaa!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [laughter] Oh, I mean, grrr!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Ewww! Much better. Onward!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Let's go!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: All right girls, listen up. I'm mapping out the fastest route, but we've all got to keep a good pace if we expect to make it up the mountain by nightfall.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: M-m-mountain?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: The dragon is in that cave at the very top.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Looks pretty cold up there.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: You bet it is. The higher you go, the chillier it gets.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Good thing I brought my scarf.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Ooo! Pretty!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Heh, oh yeah. That'll keep you nice and cozy.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [gulp] Um, excuse me, Twilight? I know you're busy, but...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh. Well, we could go this way.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: But if I could just have a second...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh. No, we want to avoid that.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: So, um, I was thinking that, um, maybe I should just stay here in Ponyville.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh! Good. I'll stay here and--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Wait! You have to come! Your way with wild animals will surely come in handy.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I don't think I--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, and don't worry about your little friends in the meadow. Spike's got it covered while you're gone.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: You can count on me! Oooh! Hey! Hey! Wait!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I don't really think he's up to the task. Maybe... But... But... no!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Are you sure you want Fluttershy to come along? I mean, that pony's afraid of her own shadow. She's just going to slow us down.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, she's just a little nervous. Once we get going, I'm sure she'll be fine.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: All right girls, move out!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Whoa. What was that?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: That is what it sounds like when a dragon snores.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: It-- it's so... high!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Well, it is a mountain. I'm going to fly up there and check it out! Wah!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Hold on, now. I think we should all go up together. Safety in numbers and all.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Oh, all right.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I hear the only thing that sparkles more than a dragon's scales are the jewels they use to build their nests. Ooo, if I play my cards right, I might be able to convince him to part with a few!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Girls! This is no laughing matter! Fluttershy, you're the expert on wild creatures. What do you think the dragon will be like? Fluttershy?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Hey! What are you waiting for? An invitation?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Ooo, I think I have one in my bag!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I-it's so... so... steep.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Well, it is a cliff. You could just, oh, I don't know, fly up here?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Come on, Fluttershy, you can do it. Flap those wings!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Ugh.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, we don't have time for this. What are you doing?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: I'll need this if I'm going to take her around the mountain another way.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [groan] Around the mountain? That's going to take them forever.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Don't worry, Twi. We'll be there lickety-split.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Whoo-hoo! I win again!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Ugh. That's thirty-five games in a row. Best of seventy-one?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Told you it was going to take them forever.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Your turn, Fluttershy.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: But... it's so... wide.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Come on, Fluttershy, we should be much farther along by now.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: You could just leap on over.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I don't know.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: There's nothing to be afraid of. It's just a hop, skip and a jump. See?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: It's not very far Just move your little rump You can make it if you try with a hop, skip and jump	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We don't have time for this.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: A hop, skip and jump, Just move your little rump, A hop, skip and jump, A hop, skip and jump, A hop, skip and jump, A hop skip and jump, A hop skip and jump!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: O-okay. Here I go. A hop.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: That's it.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You've got it.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Almost there.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Skip.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Just don't look down.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Ugh.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I guess I forgot to jump.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [whispers] Let's keep it down. According to my map, we're entering an avalanche zone. The smallest peep could cause a huge rock slide.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: An... an ava... ava...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Shhh!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: AVALA--!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! Help! Ooh!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Oh my! [stops coughing] Everypony okay?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Thanks to you I am.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Eugh. Blech.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Whoo-hoo! Let's do it again!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Uh! This is why a girl always packs extra accessories. Oh, please tell me I brought the tiara that goes with this.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Uh, think we got bigger problems than making sure our hair bows match our horseshoes.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [sigh] Sorry.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Aw, no big whoop, sugarcube.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, we'll just have to [sigh] climb over.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Wha! Wha...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: My apologies.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Not your fault.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [sigh] Still think it was a good idea to bring Fluttershy along?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We're about to find out. We're here. Rainbow Dash, you'll use your wings to clear the smoke.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Mm-hmm.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity and Pinkie Pie, you'll create a diversion to distract the dragon if things get a little hairy in there.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, you're ready with the apples in case he decides to attack. But it shouldn't come to that, because Fluttershy will do what she needs to do to wake him up, and between the two of us, we should be able to get him to understand why he needs to go. Is everypony ready?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Okay then, we're goin' in. So, what is the best way to wake up a sleeping dragon without upsetting him? Fluttershy? Oh, come on! Come on! [grunt] We have to do this! [grunt] Now! Every [grunts] second longer that dragon [grunts] sleeps is another [grunts] acre of Equestria that is covered in [grunts] smoke. Ooh!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I-- I-- I can't go in the cave.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Oh, great. She's scared of caves now, too.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I'm not scared of caves, I'm scared of [mumble].	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: What's that, sugarcube?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I'm scared of [mumble].	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: What?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I'm scared of dragons!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But Fluttershy. You have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Yes, because they're not dragons.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Oh come on! We've seen you walk right up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Yes, because he wasn't a dragon.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Spike is a dragon. You're not scared of him.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Yes, because he's not a huge, gigantic, terrifying, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp-scale having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could eat a pony in one bite, totally all grown-up dragon!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But, if you're so afraid of dragons, why didn't you say something before we came all the way up here?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I was afraid to.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Ugh.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: All of us are scared of that dragon.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: I'm not!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Almost all of us are scared of that dragon, but we've got a job to do. So, get in there with Twilight and show her what you're made of.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I-- I-- I just... can't.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Fluttershy.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm goin' in. He... probably just doesn't realize what he's doing... right?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Mr. Dragon.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Mr. Dragon.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, good, you're awake. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Twilight--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Augh! Puh! Sparkle, and my friends and I are residents here in Equestria. Ponyville, to be exact. We've come here to ask that you find another spot to take your nap. It's just that you seem to be doing an awful lot of snoring, and every time you do you send out a terrible cloud of smoke. [coughs] Equestria simply can't survive a hundred years in a dark haze. You understand, don't you?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: So much for [coughs] persuading him.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Now what?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [coughs] Obviously, this situation just calls for a little "pony charm". Allow me, girls. I'm so sorry to interrupt. [clears throat] But I couldn't possibly head back home without mentioning what handsome scales you have. And those scales have to be hidden away in some silly cave for a hundred years?
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Personally, I think you should skip the snoozing and be out there, showing them off. Hmm. Obviously, I would be more than happy to keep an eye on your jewels while you're gone.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I was this close to getting that diamond.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You mean... getting rid of that dragon?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, yeah... sure.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: What in tarnation...?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Darling, you look ridiculous.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Exactly! Sharing a laugh is a sure-fire way to get someone on your side! Hi!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Apparently he doesn't like laughing, heh. Or sharing.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: All right, that's it. We tried persuasion, charm, whatever it is Pinkie Pie does.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: It's time to stop wasting time! I'm going in!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow, no!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Heh. Sorry.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Who-o-o-o-o-a!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Ponies: Ugh!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: How dare you... How dare you! Listen here, mister. Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully! You may have huge teeth, and sharp scales, and snore smoke, and breathe fire. But you do not-- I repeat-- You do not! Hurt! My! Friends! You got that?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Well?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Razer: But that rainbow one kicked me.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: And I am very sorry about that. But you're bigger than she is, and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Razer: But I--	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Don't you 'but I' me, mister. Now what do you have to say for yourself? I said, what do you have to say for yourself?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: There, there. No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon, you just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You did it! I knew you could do it.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [pant] I said come back here! Ooh! How does Fluttershy put up with you furry little things?	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, take a letter.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [sigh] With pleasure.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I am happy to report that the dragon has departed our fair country, and that it was my good friend, Fluttershy, who convinced him to go. This adventure has taught me to never lose faith in your friends. They can be an amazing source of strength, and can help you overcome even your greatest fears.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Always your faithful student,	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Twilight Sparkle.	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Twilight! You gotta come see this! She's just five away from a new pony record!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Three hundred forty-seven, three hundred forty-eight...	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Dragon!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [pants] Why are you laughing? That awful dragon is back!	
Dragonshy	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you scared me! I mean, uh, you... broke my concentration.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Hmm. Hah! Perfect.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: [spit] Just take the broken limbs down, Rarity. Don't y'all care about nothin' other than prettifyin'?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Somepony has to. You were making an absolute mess of the town square, Applejack.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Yeah, well, the storm's gonna make an even bigger mess if we don't prune all these loose branches so they don't tumble down on anypony.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I simply cannot imagine why the Pegasus ponies would schedule a dreadful downpour this evening and ruin what could have been a glorious sunny day.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: [sigh] Think more practical-like, will ya? They accidentally skipped a scheduled sprinkle last week, so we need a doozy of a downpour to make up for it, is all.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh no! My wonderfully styled mane shall be ruined!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Ya shoulda hurried up and finished the job already.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh! Ah! Oh! Ph! It's coming down too fast! Ah! Oh! Oh! Ah! Help me!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Uh, there. Hunker down to yer heart's content whilst I finish things.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [pant] Oh, no, no, no!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: What now?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I prefer not to get my hooves muddy.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Guh. There is just no pleasin' ya, is there? Everything's got to be just so.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [scoff] Well, and how does muddying my hooves serve any useful purpose?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Y'all wouldn't know useful if it came up and bit'cha.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [laugh] That doesn't even make any sense.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Does so.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Does not.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Does so.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Does not.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Does so.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Does not.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Does so infinity. Hah.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Does not infinity plus one. Heh. What say we go our separate ways before one of us says something she will regret?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I reckon y'all are gonna say something you'll regret first.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: On the contrary, I believe it shall most certainly be you who says something you will regret first.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I'm not sayin' anythin'.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Nor am I.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Y'all just be on yer way, then.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: After you!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Perhaps we should stick together for now and find some shelter.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Uh-huh, perhaps we should. And fast.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Heh. Nice and dry under here, sorta.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh! Unacceptable.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack! Rarity! Applejack! Rarity!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack and Rarity: Twilight?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Come inside girls, quick.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Whoa, nelly. Is inside a tree really the best place to be in a lightning storm?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: It is if you have a magical lightning rod protecting your home like I do. Come on in!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Hah! We are most grateful for your invitation.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Thank ya kindly for yer hospitality.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Uh, do be a polite house guest and go wash up please, won't you?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: [grumble] If I gotta spend one more second with that fussbudget Rarity today, I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Some storm, huh? The Pegasus ponies sure have outdone themselves this time. I hope you and Applejack don't have any trouble getting home.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: It may indeed be a problem.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Well, you're welcome to stay if need be. Spike is away in Canterlot on royal business. I'm home all alone tonight. [gasp] You and Applejack should totally sleep over! We'll have a slumber party! I've always wanted one of those.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh! Uh, goodness. Uh, I do believe I have another engagement scheduled for this evening that completely slipped my mind until just now. [nervous laugh] Ah, silly me, I can't possibly stay here all night -- with Applejack. [reading] Slumber 101: All You've Ever Wanted to Know About Slumber Parties But Were Afraid to Ask.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: My own personal copy. It's a fantastic reference guide. You should see the table of contents. I've been waiting for a chance to use it, and today is the day! This is gonna be so great!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: [gasp] What in tarnation... Now wait just a goll-darn minute. Ya make me wash the mud off my hooves, but it's okay for y'all to have mud all over yer faces?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Silly! This is called a mud mask. It's to refresh and rejuvenate your complexion.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: We're giving each other makeovers! Eee-hee! We have to do it, it says so in the book.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Slumber 101: Everything You... Oh hey, heh, would'ja look at the time. I gotta skidaddle on home quick. I'm powerful late for, uh, fer somethin'. Uh, g'night. [cry] Or maybe I'll sit here for a spell.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Hurray slumber party!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Blahch. What in the world is this for?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [sigh] To reduce the puffiness around one's eyes, of course.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Hee-hee! Isn't this exciting? We'll do everything by the book, and that will make my slumber party officially fun.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Did you hear that, Applejack? You certainly would not want to do anything that would ruin Twilight's very first slumber party, would you?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Of course not, 'n you wouldn't either, I reckon?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: So do we have an agreement?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh! Gross! You know, there's messy and there's just plain rude.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: You know, there's fussy, 'n there's just plain gettin' on my nerves.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Fortunately, I can get along with anypony, no matter how difficult she may be.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Oh yeah? Well, I'm the "get-alongin-est" pony you're ever gonna meet.
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: That's not even a word.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: This is going to be the bestest slumber party ever! Yay!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack and Rarity: Yay.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: So, how are you getting along over there, Applejack?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Just fine, Rarity.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: This is so awesome! [giggle] Makeovers, check. Ooh, it says here we have to tell ghost stories. Who wants to go first?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Me! I'd like to tell y'all the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness. Oo-oo! I'm sure y'all are familiar with that one?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Never heard of it, but I have a much better one. It's the horrifying story of the messy, inconsiderate ghost who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! Oo-oo!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: That's not a real story. You made it up.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: It is a ghost story, they're all made up.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: I've got one! This story is called The Legend of The Headless Horse. It was a dark and stormy night, just like this one. And three ponies were having a slumber party, just like this one...	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: ...and just when the last pony thought she was safe, there, standing right behind her, just inches away was--The Headless Horse!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Ghost story, check. Now, who wants s'mores?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Ooo!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [sigh] You could at least say excuse me.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Aw, I was just about to, but you interrupted me. Pardon.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: S'mores, check. Now the next item of fun we have to do is Truth or Dare.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I dare Applejack to do something carefully and neatly for a change.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Oh yeah? Well I dare Rarity ta lighten up and stop obsessin' over every last little detail, for a change.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I think the truth of the matter is that somepony could stand to pay a little more attention to details.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: And I think the truth is somepony oughta quit with her fussin' so the rest of us can get things done.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Um, I don't think this is how the game's supposed to work. You have to give an honest answer to any question or do whatever anypony dares you to do.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I dares you to step outside and let your precious, tidy mane get ruined again.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: You have to. It's the rule.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Hah!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Okay. I dare Applejack to play dress-up in a frou-frou, glittery, lacey outfit.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: [gasp] Happy?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Um, do I ever get a turn?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I dare ya to enter the next rodeo when it comes to town.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I dare you not to enter the next rodeo that comes to town.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I dare ya to not comb your mane a hundred times before bed.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: And I dare you to comb yours just once.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: I, uh, I think we should check off Truth or Dare and move on. Let's see what our next fun-fun-fun thing is, shall we? Hm, what does this mean? Pillow fight?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I get it! Pillow, fight! Fun! Ugh. Ah. Uh, girls? Maybe we should take it down a notch?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I will if she will.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [gasp] She started it.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: [spit] Maybe we should just call it a night and get some sleep?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Keep your muddy hooves on your side of the bed.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: My hooves ain't muddy.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: They were. There might still be a little on them.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: There ain't. See?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Eww!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Now who's bein' inconsiderate?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I have to make the bed again so the blanket will be right. Get up.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Hey!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Ah ah ah! You'll ruin it. You have to do it like this. Mm, uh, ooh, u-u-u-uh, uh, ah.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Geronimo!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Hey!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Ah.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: You did that on purpose.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Um, yeah?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Get up so I can fix it again.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: M-mmm!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I ain't budgin'.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: You will if you want any blankets.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Give it back!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I will not!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Yes, you will!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Won't!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Will!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Won't!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Will!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Won't!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Will!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Enough! It says right here that the number one thing you're supposed to do at a slumber party is have fun, and thanks to you two I can't check that off!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I've been tryin' my darndest to get along.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: No, it is I who have been trying my best.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: No, it was me.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: No, it was I.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Me!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: I hope you're happy, both of you. You've ruined my very first slumber party. The makeover, the s'mores, Truth or Dare, the pillow fight... I mean, is there anything else that could possibly go wrong?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Sorry I asked.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Ya see? That's why we needed to take down all those loose branches in town, not spiffy 'em up.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: But I--	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Outta my way, missy! Time's a-wastin'.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Wait! Stop! Don't!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: No waitin'! No stoppin'! Doin'! And that, my friends, is what we call gettin' 'er done.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [cries] I tried to tell you it would come crashing down in here.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Well, ya shoulda tried harder. [sigh] I'm mighty sorry, Twilight.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: It's... Well, it's not okay. There's a giant tree branch in the middle of my bedroom, and the book doesn't say anything about having a giant tree branch at your slumber party. Or at least I haven't found that entry yet. Ooh... ah!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: What in tarnation are y'all doin' over there?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Cleaning up this mess somepony made. Who was that again? Oh, right, that's you.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: We gotta do somethin'!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Baking... BFFs... Brothers... There's nothing in here about branches.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: [grunts] Rarity, for pony's sake, stop sweatin' the small stuff and help me get rid of this thing! I said hussle over here and help me! Look, I'm sorry, all right?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: What was that?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I said I'm sorry! I shoulda listened to you when you noticed where this here branch would end up. Yer annoyin' attention to detail would'a saved us from this whole mess. But right now, ya need to stop bein' so dang fussy pickin' up all the little things and help me move the one big thing in here that actually matters! Please!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Uh. Uh, but I'll get all icky.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Consarnit! What the... eh... you... I mean, yes, ickiness is often a side effect of hard work. But y'all need to get over it, on account I just can't fix this mess I made myself. I need your help.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh. Let's do this.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Well, they do have a section about backyard slumber parties. Is that what we're doing right now? Does this count as camping?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: U-ugh. Oh, I look awful.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Better?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Hmph, thanks.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, pretty! Where did these come from? They're not in the book either.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Is it bigger than a barn?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: [laugh] Nope.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Is it smaller than a saddle?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: [laugh] No! Only three of your twenty questions left!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: [sigh] We're never gonna guess what you're thinkin' of, it could be anythin'.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Are we getting warmer?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Why? Is it too cold in here for you? I can turn up the heat.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: She means are we gettin' any closer with our guesses?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh! No. And that technically counted as a question, so only two more left!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Is it... a six-legged pony with a purple polka-dotted mane and shootin' stars comin' out of his eyes?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Who flies through the air all over the world to hide magic, sparkly eggs?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: That's it!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack and Rarity: It is?	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: No. [chuckle] It's that. But it was just so nice to see you two finally getting along, I wanted you to be able to win together.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: See? We could have been having fun like this all along.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: If only somepony hadn't been so persnickety.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Well, maybe she wouldn't have been if somepony else hadn't been so sloppy.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Sorry for being such a pain in the patootie.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, no, I'm sure I was much worse.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: That's kind of ya to say, but I'm the one who's sorry.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, I'm much more sorry than you are.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Ugh. Are not.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Are too.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Are not!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Are too.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Are not.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Are too.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: I declare my first slumber party a success!	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Have fun, check.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Now take two steps to your left. Uh, no, my left.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [laughter] Sorry.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: It's hard to believe that two ponies who seem to have so little in common could ever get along. But I found out that if you embrace each other's differences, you just might be surprised to discover a way to be friends after all.	
Look Before You Sleep	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: So, who's up for another slumber party tomorrow night? Ugh. How about a week from Thursday? Oh, how about two weeks from Saturday? A month from now?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, what a gorgeous day!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Rainbow Dash must have gotten up early for once and cleared all the clouds away.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I bet all of Ponyville is going to be out enjoying the sunshine. What? Where is everypony?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Is it some sort of pony holiday?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Not that I know of.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Not more than usual.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Is it... zombies?!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Uh... not very likely.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Not likely... but possible?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Psst! Twilight! Spike! Come here! Come! Here! Hurry! Before she gets you!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Who?! The zombie pony?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Z-Zombie pony?!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! There are no zombie ponies. Pinkie, what are you doing here alone in the dark?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I'm not alone in the dark.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Okay then, what are you all doing here in the dark?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: We're hidin' from her!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Did you see her Twilight? Did you see... Zecora?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Apple Bloom! I told you never to say that name.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, I saw her glance this way...	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Glance evilly this way.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: ... And then a bunch of you flip out for no good reason.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: No good reason? You call protectin' yer kin no good reason? Why, as soon as my sister saw Zecora ridin' into town, she started shakin' in her lil' horseshoes.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: [shakily] Did not!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: So I swept her up and brought her here.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: I walked here myself!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: For safe keepin'.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Applejack, I'm not a baby! I can take care of myself!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Not from that creepy Zecora.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: She's mysterious.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Sinister.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And spoooooky!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Will you cut that out?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Just look at those stripes! So garish!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: She's a zebra.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Everyone but Twilight: A what!?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: A zebra, and her stripes aren't a fashion choice Rarity, they're what she was born with.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Born where? I've never seen a pony like that in these parts, 'cept... her!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, she's probably not from here, and she's not a pony. My books say that zebras come from a faraway land. But I've never seen her in Ponyville. Where does she live?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: That's just it, she lives in... the Everfree Forest!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Spike!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Uh, sorry.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: The Everfree Forest just ain't natural. The plants grow...	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Animals care for themselves...	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: And the clouds move...	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack & Fluttershy: All on their own!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And that wicked enchantress Zecora lives there doing her evil... stuff! She's so evil I even wrote a song about her!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Here we go...	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: She's an evil enchantress She does evil dances And if you look deep in her eyes She'll put you in trances Then what will she do? She'll mix up an evil brew Then she'll gobble you up In a big tasty stew Soooo... Watch out!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Wow. Catchy.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: It's a work in progress.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle	This is all just a lot of gossip and rumors. Now tell me:  what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Well... Once a month, she comes into Ponyville.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [dramatically] Oooooh.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Then, she lurks by the stores.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [dramatically] Oh, my.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: And then, she digs at the ground.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [dramatically] Good gracious! [normal tone] Okay, I'm sorry. But how is any of this bad? Maybe she comes to town to visit?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Yeah! Maybe she's just tryin' to be neighborly.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: And maybe she's not lurking by the stores, maybe she's going to them, lurk free, to do some shopping?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Yeah! Everypony likes to shop. You know what I think?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Apple Bloom! Hush and let the big ponies talk.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: [under breath] I am a big pony!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: W-what about digging at the ground? You've got to admit that's weird.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: What if she's digging for innocent creatures?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I am sure there is an explanation for everything Zecora does. And if anypony here were actually brave enough to approach her, she would find out the truth.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: You ponies are being ridiculous!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well, I heard that Zecora eats hay.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, I eat hay; you eat hay!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Yeah, but I heard it's the evil way she eats hay.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hey! Where's Apple Bloom?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: The door's open.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: She went outside!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: And Zecora's still out there.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [sigh] That silly lil' filly! I told her to stay put!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, you stay here in case Apple Bloom comes back.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Will do!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Apple Bloom?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You get back here right now!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Beware! Beware, you pony folk! Those leaves of blue are not a joke!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Y-you keep your creepy mumbo-jumbo to yourself, ya hear?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Oh brother.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Beware! Beware!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, back at ya, Zecora! You and your lame curse are the ones who better beware!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: And you! Why couldn't you just listen to yer big sister?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: I...I...	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Who knows what kind of nasty curse Zecora could have just put on you?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: You guys, there's no such thing as curses!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Well, that's interesting to hear coming from Miss Magic Pants herself.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: My magic, real magic, comes from within. It's a skill you're born with. Curses are artificial, fake magic. It's conjured with potions and incantations; all smoke and mirrors meant to scare. But curses have no real power, they're just an old pony tale.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Just you wait, Twilight. You're gonna learn that some pony tales really are true.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: She's an evil enchantress, she does evil dances!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Beware! Beware!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: If you look deep in her eyes, she will put you in trances!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, was that supposed to scare us?!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Wicked, wicked zebra!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: ... it's a curse.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Then what will she do?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Just you wait, Twilight; some pony tales really are true.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Then she'll gobble you up in a big tasty stew! Soooo... Watch out!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh... what a dream... Curses, schmurses. Whoa! [chuckle] Maybe Zecora cursed my hair. [Laughs nervously and then gasps] Or she cursed my horn!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: No no no no no! None of these books have a cure! Ugh! There has to be a real reason for this! An illness? An allergy?!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: A curse!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I said a real reason. Something that points to something real.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: How about this one?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: "Supernaturals"? Spike, the word supernatural refers to things like ghosts and spirits and zombies, which are as make-believe as curses. This book is just a bunch of hooey!
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: But what if you're wrong, Twilight? What if this really is a-	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ah pfurse!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: A purse? How could it be a purse?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie? What happened?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Pee pah Zthecora! Sthe put a cursthe on me!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Hey, say it, don't spray it, Pinkie!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [thud] Ow! [thud] Oh! She's [thud] trying to say-ow!- Zecora [thud]-oh!-[crash] she slapped us all with a-ow- curse!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [high pitched voice] I hate to say I told ya so, Twilight, but I told ya so!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: It's a curse, I tells ya!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: But Fluttershy... seems just fine!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Yes, there doesn't seem to be a thing wrong with her.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy? Are you okay? Is there something wrong with you? Would you care to tell us? So... you're not going to tell us? Yes you're not, or yes you will?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Good gravy, girl! What's wrong with you?!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: [deep male voice] I don't want to talk about it.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: This is hilarious! [laughs] Look at all of you! We got: Hairity, Rainbow Crash, Spitty Pie, Apple Teeny, Flutterguy, and... uh... I got nothin'... Twilight Sparkle. I mean seriously, I can't even work with that.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [Sarcastic laughter] This is no joke, Spike. Now start looking for more books so I can find a cure!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [groans] I think we'll find a cure to this curse at Zecora's place!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: It's not a curse!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I agree with Dash! We'll go to Zecora's and force her to remove this hex!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: It's not a hex either!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: This is all my fault. If I hadn't followed Zecora in the first place, none of this would have happened. I just gotta fix this.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Now where does she think she's goin' this time?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I don't care what you say, Twilight. It's time to pony up and confront Zecora. Come on, girls. Are you with me?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ah am-pft!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: And I as well.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Uh, I don't know. Seems awfully dangerous.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: How about you, Applejack? Applejack?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Pf-she's gone-pft!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Aah! Or somepony stepped on her!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: ... or sat on her?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Rarity's hair!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh! OH! Pinkie, what are you doing? Ah, really. Aah! You ever hear of personal space?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Nopthe.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Apple Bloom is gone too!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I bet they went after Zecora.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well we better go find them. Come on girls, let's go.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [grunt] Oh dear. Oh, this is so unseemly. Auuuaah!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Hey, a little help here?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oopsie! Sorry.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [crash] OW!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Uh... Spike? Are you coming?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Nope! Uh... gotta stay here and look for a cure. [gasp] Twilight Flopple!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Stop right there! Turn around right now, missy!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: No.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: No?! You can't ignore a direct order from your big sister!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Hehehe. Sorry, Applejack, but I'm the big sister now.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Apple Bloom, you come back here right this instant! I'm gonna tell Big McIntosh on you! Aw, pony feathers.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: C'mon girls. We've got to get to Zecora's. Hurry!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Ooh... Ahaha. Easier said than done.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Rainbow! Thank Celestia! There's no time to lose! I need to get to Zecora's pronto! Giddy-up pony!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Ex-CUSE me?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: YEEE-HAW!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: What the...	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: No, Rainbow Dash. Other way!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh. I look horrible!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Plis place plooks horrible!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh my. That place really does look horrible. Nice decorations, if you like creepy!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Sthe sthtole my sthong! Shthe shtole mm mm!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: She stole your song?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh Pinkie. Doesn't sound anything like your song.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: She's an evil enchantress And she does evil dances And if you look deep in her eyes She will put you in trances Then what would she do? She'll mix up an evil brew Then she'll gobble you up In a big tasty stew Soooo... Watch out.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: You saw those terrible things. Now do you believe us Twilight?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Scary looking masks, confusing incantations, and a great big bubbling cauldron? [sigh] Everything is pointing to Zecora being... bad. Or... what if Zecora is just making soup?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Mmm! The perfect temperature for ponies, I presume. Now, where is that little Apple Bloom?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Or... what if she's making Apple Bloom soup?!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: What if she's making Apple Bloom soup?!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I'm comin' for ya, Apple Bloom!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Aaah!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Whoa there. Easy, Rainbow Crash.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: What have you done with Apple Bloom?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Ahh!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Ponies! What is this you...	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: No! You know not what you do! You've gone and spilled my precious brew!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: We're onto you Zecora. I didn't want to believe that you cursed us, but the evidence is overwhelming!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: You made me look ridiculous.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: You made me sound ridiculous!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [incoherent] You made me speak ridiculous!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: You ruined my horn!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: How dare you! You destroy my home, destroy my work, then rudely accuse me of being a jerk?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: You put this curse on us, now you're gonna uncurse us.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: It is unwise to venture down this road. Your actions will make my anger explode!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Where is Apple Bloom!?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Zecora! I think I found all the things ya asked for. What in Ponyville is goin' on here?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [gasp] Apple Bloom! You're okay!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Why wouldn't I be?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Because Zecora is an evil enchantress who cursed us and was gonna cook you up into soup!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Oh Twilight. Did those silly fillies finally get in yer head? You know there's no such thing as a curse.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Apple Bloom, sweetie. You can't just stand there and tell me this isn't a curse.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: This isn't a curse.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: If you will remember back, the words I spoke were quite exact. [flashback]: Beware, beware you pony folk. Those leaves of blue are not a joke.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: It was a warnin'. About that blue plant. It's called Poison Joke.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: That plant is much like poison oak. But its results are like a joke.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: What in the hay does that mean?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: It means this plant does not breed wrath. Instead this plant just wants a laugh.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Will somepony please talk normal?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I think what she's saying is that when we ran in to save Apple Bloom, we ran into the poison joke. All our problems are just little jokes it played on us.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Little jokes?! Very funny.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Okay, fine. But what about the cauldron?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: And the chanting?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: And the creepy décor?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Treasures of the native land where I am from. This one speaks 'hello', and this 'welcome'.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Not welcoming at all, if you ask me.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: The words I chanted were from olden times. Something you call a nursery rhyme.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: But the cauldron... The Apple Bloom soup?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Lookie here Twilight. That pot of water wasn't for me, it was for all these herbal ingredients. The cure for poison joke is a simple old-natural remedy. You just gotta take a bubble bath!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: But I tried to find a cure in all my books and couldn't find anything. What book has this natural remedy?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Here is the book, you see? Sad that you lack it in your library.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I do have this book, but I didn't look inside because the title was so... Weird. Supernaturals: Natural Remedies and Cure-alls That Are Simply Super. I...I... I'm so sorry, Zecora. I had the answer the whole time, if only I had bothered to look inside.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: [chuckle] Maybe next time you will take a second look, and not judge the cover of the book.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Hahaha.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Zecora? Would you be kind enough to mix up another batch of the herbal bath?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Mix it up I certainly will. Yet I am missing an herb from Ponyville.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: But whenever Zecora comes to town, all the shops are mysteriously closed.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, well... I think we can help you with that.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Daisy: Look Rose! How awful!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rose: The wicked enchantress has cursed them all.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Lily Valley: The horror, the horror!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Daisy: Run, ponies! Run!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Daisy, we need to talk.	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: My friends and I all learned an important lesson this week: Never judge a book by its cover. Someone may look unusual, or funny, or scary. But you have to look past that and learn who they are inside. Real friends don't care what your "cover" is; it's the "contents" of a pony that count. And a good friend, like a good book, is something that will last forever.
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Your faithful student,	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Twilight Sparkle	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Lotus Blossom: Miss Zecora, I would love to get the recipe for this bath. It's simply luxurious!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Applejack! Hey, where's Applejack?!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [normal voice] I'm right here, little sis. I ain't tiny no more!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh! I have never felt so lovely in all my life!	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh, my gosh! I never realized how horrible it is not to be able to talk. I mean, I love talking so much, and when I couldn't talk anymore, my tongue was all 'ehhhh'! It was the worst! Don't you agree, Fluttershy?	
Bridle Gossip	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: [normal voice] ... Yes.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: La, la la, la la, la la, la la. Thank you little squirrel, but remember: these flowers are for Princess Celestia. Only the prettiest ones will do. La, la la, la la, la la, la la.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Gah!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Hello, little guy. I've never seen anything like you before.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh, are you hungry? Here you go. [gasp] I guess you were hungry.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: You're the cutest thing ever! I can't wait to show you to my friends.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Hurry up, Spike! This place isn't gonna clean itself.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: It also didn't mess itself up.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia will be here tomorrow!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: I thought this was just an unofficial casual visit.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: There's nothing casual about a visit from royalty. I want this place to be spotless, and you've barely made a dent in the clutter.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: Maybe you should, ugh, start reading them one at a time-- whoa ho! Aw.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Everything's got to be perfect. No time for fooling around.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: You know, this would be an awful lot easier if there weren't two of us here getting under each other's feet.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Great idea. You clean, I'll go see how everyone else's preparations are coming.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What happened to the rest of her name?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Golden Harvest: We couldn't fit it all in.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You can't hang a banner that says "Welcome Princess Celest". Take it down and try again.
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That looks perfect. Keep up the good work.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. How's the banquet coming?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Uh...it would be coming a little better if...	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! What are you doing? Those sweets are supposed to be for the princess.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I know. That's why I'm tasting them. Somepony needs to make sure that everything is tasty enough to touch the royal tongue, and I, Pinkie Pie, declare that these treats are fit for a king, or a queen, or a princess.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Twilight, Pinkie, you won't believe... oh, I'm sorry. Uh, am I interrupting?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: No, not at all. Come on in and make yourself at home. [slurp] What's going on, Fluttershy?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: You won't believe what I found at the edge of the Everfree Forest. Come on out, little guy. It's okay.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [gasp] Three?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: They're amazing. What are they?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I'm not sure. I'm also not sure where these other two came from.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I'll take one off your hooves. I've never seen anything so... adorable. Besides, it'll be nice to have a companion for Spike so he won't bother me so much while I'm studying.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Pinkie, do you want the other one?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Ugh! A parasprite? Are you kidding?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Ugh?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: A para-what?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: How could you not like...	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Ugh. Now I gotta go find a trombone.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: A what?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ahhh, typical Pinkie.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Stand still, Rainbow Dash.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Ugh, I caaan't, I need to flyyy! This is waaay too boring for me.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Do you want to look nice for Princess Celestia or not?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Wow. Rarity, those outfits are gorgeous.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Mmhmm. Thank you, Twilight. Nice to know someone appreciates my talents.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Ugh, sooo boooring.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Huh?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: What's that sound, Twilight?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Wow, what are they?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The better question is, where did they come from? I only had one a minute ago.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Uh, I'll take one.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Me too, oh, they're perfect.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Does anypony know where I can find an accordion?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Girls! Hello! This is important. Durgh! Thanks a lot.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] The decorations, the banquet, I really hope everything comes together in time for tomorrow.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, [yawn] what's there to worry about?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Wake up! What happened?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: Huh? Whaaa! What's going on?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Where did they come from?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: I don't know. The little guy got hungry in the night, so I gave him a snack, but... I have no idea where these others came from. Oh no! They're messing up all my hard work!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The princess will be here in a few hours.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: Ugh.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, help me round up these little guys.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: Ugh, what does it look like I'm doin'? Ooow, waaah! D'oh. I know, I know, "stop fooling around".
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Huh? Huh?! [screech] [grunt] [groan] Get off me! [groan] [grunt] Waaa!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Not only are you adorable, but you're also quite useful.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh! Are you okay? Aaah! [gasp] Eewww. Aaah! Gross gross gross! No creature that behaves so revoltingly is allowed in my boutique!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Look Rarity, Applejack loaned me a harmonica. [plays harmonica] Isn't that great?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] And not a moment too soon.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Ugh, Pinkie, I'm a little busy right now.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: And I'm not? You know how many more instruments I've gotta find? A lot, that's how many. Now if we split the list between us, we might just make it in time.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Please, Pinkie, I don't have time for some silly scavenger hunt. I've got a real problem.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: You've got a real problem, all right. And a banjo is the only answer!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [gasp] I see we're having the same problem.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Ditto!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy knows everything about animals, I'm sure she can tell us how to stop them from multiplying.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: ...or not.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, do something Fluttershy, can't you control them?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I've tried everything I know: I've tried begging, and pleading, and beseeching, and asking politely and...	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Guh.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: If we can't get them under control before the princess arrives, it'll be a total disaster.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Ew! If you ask me, it's already a total disaster.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Here's all those apples you wanted, Fluttershy, but I still can't figure why y'need so many. Hey!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: What do we do?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] I got it! Nopony can herd like Applejack.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Yeah! We can drive 'em back into the forest.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [scoffs] I'll rastle 'em up, but I need everypony's help to do it. Twilight, you and Rarity wait over there. I'll herd the little critters straight at ya like a funnel. Rainbow Dash, you and Fluttershy stay on top of 'em, don't let 'em fly away.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Aye aye.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Yeeeeeee-haw!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Alright y'all, here goes nothin'. Look out Rarity, that one's fixin' to get away. Keep a lead on 'em, Rainbow Dash! Hold on girls, we're almost there.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Twilight, we don't have much time.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You're telling me. The princess could arrive at any moment.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Exactly. That's why I need you gals to drop what you're doing and help me find some maracas.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Maracas? Pinkie, we've got much bigger problems than missing maracas.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] You're right! Getting a tuba has to be our number one goal. Follow me. I said, follow me!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: And you are all so stubborn!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Forget her ladies. Focus. Head 'em up and move 'em out.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Ouch.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: We did it. Nice work, Applejack.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Couldn't a'done it without y'all.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Now let's get back and clean up the mess they made before the princess arrives.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, everyone knows what to do, right? We gotta work extra hard to make up for lost time.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Where did they come from?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Well, I may have kept just one. Heh. I couldn't help myself. They're just so cute.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: We don't have time to keep rounding up these things. What do we do now?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Time to take out the adorable trash. YAAAAAA!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [grunt] Way to go, Rainbow Dash!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Looks like our problems are solved.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: They will be with these cymbals. [crash] Hey! Give me those back!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Whoa. Yaa! Yow! Whoa! Wow! I can't hold it! She's breaking up.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, what have you done?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I've lost a brand new pair of cymbals, that's what I've done.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Will you forget about your silly instruments for one second? You're ruining our efforts to save Ponyville.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Me? Ruin? I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruin-ee! Or is it ruiness? Ruinette?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Come on girls, there's no reasoning with that one. She's a few apples short of a bushel.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Hey! I'm trying to tell you all that the ruining is on the other hoof. If you'd just slow down and listen to me!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Gardening pony: Aah!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: What do we do? They're eating all the food in town.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [gasp] My apples!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: We've gotta do something. [gasps] I got it! I'll cast a spell to make them stop eating all the food.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Heh. Hey, it worked. They're not eating the food anymore.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh no... if they get inside my store... Everypony for herself!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I'll save you!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: No woodland creature's gonna eat the Apple Family's crop.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Brace yourself, y'all, here they come. [gasp] Didn't see that one comin'.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: Help!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Spike: Help...	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Ugh. Have you gone mad?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Zecora, these little guys are devouring Ponyville, and the princess is on her way. Can you help us, please?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Oh, monster of so little size. Is that a parasprite before my eyes?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I don't know! Is it?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Tales of crops and harvests consumed. If these creatures are in Ponyville, you're doomed.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [grunts] Oh no, here she comes.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Daisy: Aaaah, aaaaaaah!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, here's the plan. Rainbow Dash, you distract them.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: YAAAA!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Good. Everyone else, we need to build an exact copy of Ponyville right over there. We've got less than a minute. Zecora was right, we're doomed. Oh no, the princess's procession is here. It's all over!	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie? We're in the middle of a crisis here. This is no time for your... nonsense?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Look.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, my prized pupil.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Hello, princess.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: So lovely to see you again, as well as your friends.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: So... how was the trip? Hit much traffic?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Ah, what is this? Oh ho ho, these creatures are adorable.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: They're not that adorable.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: I'm terribly honored that you and the good citizens of Ponyville have organized a parade in honor of my visit.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Parade? Oh. Yes, the parade.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Unfortunately, that visit is going to have to wait for another time. I'm afraid an emergency has come up in Fillydelphia. Apparently there's been some sort of infestation.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: An... infestation?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Yes, a swarm of incredibly bothersome creatures has invaded the poor town. I'm sorry Twilight, to have to put you all through so much trouble.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Trouble? What trouble?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Before I have to go, would you care to give me your latest report on the magic of friendship in person?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: My... report?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Haven't you learned anything about friendship?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I have. I've learned that sometimes the solution to your problems can come from where you least expect it. It's a good idea to stop and listen to your friends' opinions and perspectives...	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Even when they don't always seem to make sense.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: I'm so proud of you, Twilight Sparkle, and I'm very impressed with your friends as well. It sounds like you're all learning so much from each other.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, princess.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Hey, what happened to the princess?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Emergency in Fillydelphia.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Some sort of infestation.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Oh no! Have they got parasprites too? Well, have tuba, will travel.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I think the princess can handle it.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Applejack: So you knew what those critters were all along, huh Pinkie Pie?	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Well, duh! Why do you think I was so frantic to get my hooves on all these instruments? I tried to tell you.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: We know, Pinkie Pie, and we're sorry we didn't listen.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You're a great friend, even if we don't always understand you.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Thanks guys, you're all great friends too, even when I don't understand me.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You saved my reputation with Princess Celestia, and more importantly, you saved Ponyville.	
Swarm of the Century	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: ...Or not.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Spike, wake up. Wake up, wake up, it's Winter Wrap Up day!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Huh? Mommy?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Winter Wrap Up!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: You're not mommy.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, the first day of spring is tomorrow, so everypony in Ponyville needs to clean up winter. Now help me get ready.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Clean up winter? Who cleans up winter? Don't they just use magic to change the seasons like they do in Canterlot?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: It's ridiculous. No magic... Fuh.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, let's see: scarf, check; saddle, check; boots, check; Spike refusing to get up and going back to sleep, check. It's a good thing I'm so organized, I'm ready. Bright and early. Oh... maybe a little too early.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Those must be the team vests Rarity designed. Blue for the weather team, green for the plant team, and tan for the animal team. I wonder which team vest I'll be wearing.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I'll take a blue vest, same color as my blankie, which I think I hear calling my name. "Spike! Spike! Come to bed!" Ugh, it's too early.
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: Thank you, everypony, for being here bright and early. We need every single pony's help to wrap up winter, and bring in spring.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: Now, all of you have your vests, and have been assigned to your teams, so let's do even better than last year, and have the quickest Winter Wrap Up ever!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, this is so exciting.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: All right everypony, find your team leader, and let's get galloping!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh gosh, where should I go? I'm not sure where I fit in. What exactly does everypony do?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Three months of winter coolness And awesome holidays	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: We've kept our hoovsies warm at home Time off from work to play	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: But the food we've stored is runnin' out And we can't grow in this cold	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: And even though I love my boots This fashion's getting old	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: The time has come to welcome spring And all things warm and green But it's also time to say goodbye It's winter we must clean How can I help? I'm new, you see What does everypony do? How do I fit in without magic? I haven't got a clue!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Choir: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: 'Cause tomorrow spring-	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: -is here!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Choir: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Bringing home the southern birds A Pegasus' job begins And clearing all the gloomy skies To let the sunshine in We move the clouds And we melt the white snow	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: When the sun comes up Its warmth and beauty will glow!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Choir: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Little critters hibernate Under the snow and ice	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: We help them gather up their food Fix their homes below	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: We welcome back the southern birds	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy and Rarity: So their families can grow!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Choir: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! ([Rarity] Winter, winter) Let's finish our holiday cheer Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! ([Rarity] Winter, winter) 'Cause tomorrow spring is here Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! ([Rarity] Winter, winter) 'Cause tomorrow spring is here 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: No easy task to clear the ground Plant our tiny seeds With proper care and sunshine Everyone it feeds Apples, carrots, celery stalks Colorful flowers too We must work so very hard	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack & Cherry Berry & Golden Harvest: It's just so much to do!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Choir: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Choir: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Now that I know what they all do I have to find my place And help with all of my heart Tough task ahead I face How will I do without my magic Help the Earth pony way I wanna belong so I must Do my best today, Do my best today!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Choir: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here 'Cause tomorrow spring is here 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Everypony belongs to a team. What should I do? Where should I go?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: All right team, you're clear for takeoff.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh, hey Twilight, what's up?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: What are you doing?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Sending off one of my flight crews to retrieve the birds that have flown south for the winter.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, can I help? How about if I help clear out the clouds?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Um...	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Right. No wings.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Sorry, Twilight.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Great, now what do we do?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Come on Spike, this is serious business. Winter needs to be wrapped up, and I'm determined to do my part. Somehow.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, please tell me there's something, anything I can help you with.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Well, how would you like to help create Ponyville's finest birds' nests?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Birds' nests?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Why yes. When the weather team guides the birds back north for the spring, they'll need a place to live and lay their eggs.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, Rarity, that one's really beautiful.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh why, thank you most sincerely. Would you like to try your hoof at a nest?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Would I? Yes! Where do I begin?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Okay. Now... uh, take some of that straw and hay over there, and a little bit of branch. Now, weave them through there, yes. Uh, take some ribbon, yes, oh uh, n... not there, oooh, yes, uh, tuck it in over there, uh but be careful not to... I don't know I guess that would do... oh dear.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: There! It looks just like... yours. Oh my.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: That nest needs to be condemned.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh, Spa-ha-hike, it's not so bad, ah, maybe birds can use it as a...	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: An outhouse?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hw...	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I think we lost her.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Ah, and we need to weave the string...	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hellooooooo, Twilight! Wheeeeeeee!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, Pinkie Pie, you're quite the skater. Probably the best skater I've ever seen.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Thanks Twilight, I've been doing this since I was an itty-bitty little-wittle Twinkie-Pinkie. Just comes natural. Which is probably why they designated me the lake scorer. I cut lines in the lakes with my skates. That way, when the rest of the weather team comes here to break the ice, it'll be easy as pie.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: How clever. When the thick ice begins to melt, it'll break along the lines. Well, you sure have a lot of work ahead of you, there's quite a few lakes in Ponyville.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Ha, tell me about it. Hey, Twilight, wanna help me out?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Would I?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Come on, put on those skates over there. I bet you'll be a natural too.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Okay.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Uh... maybe on second thought.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: What are you talking about? You said you wanted to be helpful.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Yippie!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Now get out there.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no, whoa, wow...	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Twilight, steer! Steer!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Yaaaaa!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Oh boy...	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Pwuh.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Twilight, you did a great job your first time around. I'm sure my first time was just as wobbly and bobbly and crasheriffic as yours.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Really?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: No.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: But did I make you feel better?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hmm, yeah, I guess.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: I think you'll be super awesome at something that keeps your hooves on the ground. I know, Fluttershy could probably use your help with the critters.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Well... I'm pretty good with little animals. Yeah, I'll go help her.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Uh... it's, ah, that a-way.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Yaaaaaa!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Wake up, little sleepy heads. Hope you had some wonderful dreams and restful hibernation, but it's time to get up now, spring is coming.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Awww, how cute.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Aren't they? This is my favorite task the whole season, when I get to see all my little animal friends again.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Uh, what's "hibernation"?
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: It's like a long sleep.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Long sleep?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Yes. [bell rings] Wake up, little porcupines. Animals often hibernate through the winter to save their energy and eat less food.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I definitely like the idea of hibernation, uh, except for the "eat less food" part.
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Oh, would you just look at all these warrens and dens? I'm worried that I won't be able to wake up every animal before spring comes.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'll help, Fluttershy.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: You will? Oh, that would be wonderful.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, let's start there.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hello? Wake up little friends, wherever you are. Spring is coming. [bell rings] I wonder which cute little furry creatures I've awoken.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Waaa! Snakes! Snakes! [scream] Ugh! [grunt] [scream] Ugh!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Good morning, friends.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] All this Winter Wrap Up stuff is a lot harder than it looks.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [nasally] Right, because there's no magic. Why don't you just use magic, Twilight, and get it done the right way?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: No, Spike, I have to do it the traditional way. Ponyville has never needed magic to wrap up winter.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [nasally] Well, they never had you here before, either. Think how much quicker they could wrap up winter with your magic.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Keep pushin', Caramel. That's it, Bumpkin. I know it's hard work, but you guys are doin' great. Yee-haw!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Applejack. How's everything going?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Oh, just dandy. A little slow startin', but peachy all the same. There's a lot of ground to clear, ya hear? We can't even start the plantin' and the waterin' until we git all these heap a' snow hightailed outta here.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'd like to help.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well, I... I dunno Twilight.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Just give me a chance.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well, I never turn down a hard worker, but...	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Think of how much quicker they could wrap up winter with your magic.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: I could use a come-to-life spell. Hwww... Here goes...	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Hmm. She's awful strong for such a little pony.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: That's my girl, following my advice.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: And what in tarnation does that mean?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Uh-oh. Slow down. Slow down!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike and Applejack: Whoa-oa-oa!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: What's going on? Wha'd'ya do? You used magic, didn't you?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Nuts, Twilight, you used magic.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: The nerve. Can you believe her?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: That's not how we do it 'round here, Twilight, and especially not on MY FARM!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Come on, Twilight. Come on out.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: I'm a winter mess up.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Well you're good at a lot of things, just not nest-making, ice-skating, animal-waking, snow-clearing.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [whine] Thanks a lot for making me feel so much better.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: That's what I'm here for, sister.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Rainbow Dash, y'all on the weather team need to melt the rest of the snow here on the ground and the trees, pronto.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Got it.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Wait. My poor little animals' homes will get flooded if the snow melts too fast.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Got it.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: I'm tellin' you, Rainbow, you gotta melt that snow now.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: No, you simply must wait.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Okay.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Go.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Stop.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Go.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Stop.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: GO!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: STOP!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Ugh! Make up your minds!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: Oh! What in Equestria are all you arguing about? This sort of silliness is why we were late for spring last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Did she say late?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: I was hoping my amazingly inspirational speech would urge everyone to do better than last year, but now it looks like we're going to be later than ever. I mean just look at this catastrophe. The ice scorers made the ice chunks too big to melt. The nest designer is horrendously behind, we need several hundred, and she's only made one.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: And don't get me started on all the clouds in the sky, the icicles on the trees... This isn't good, not at all!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: And it's gonna be all to pieces disastrous if we can't get our seeds all planted.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Chillax Applejack, we're bustin' our chops as fast as we can.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: No, not fast, we have to wake animals slowly.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Big McIntosh: Uh, AJ?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Oh good gravy, Caramel lost the grass seeds again, didn't he?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbowshine: [grunt] Ditzy Doo accidentally went north to get the southern birds!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh that featherbrain. Didn't she learn her lesson last year when she went west?	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: Stop this at once. We don't have time to argue. It's almost sundown. Spring is going to be late again. Another year of scandal and shame. If only we could be more organized.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Get my checklist and clipboard, STAT!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Eh, yes, ma'am.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Stop, everypony!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Stop!	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Sorry. I know you all want to complete your jobs on time, but arguing is no way to go about it. What you need is organization, and I'm just the pony for the job.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: I can't believe it. Spring is here! On time! And we have you to thank for it. If it weren't for your organizing skills we would still be arguing.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: It was a team effort.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: And since you helped every team, we have an official vest for you. We give you the title, "All-Team Organizer".
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Gosh, I don't even know what to say. Thank you, everypony.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Mayor Mare: And hereby I declare that winter is... wrapped up on time.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Spike's sure gonna be in for a hog-sized surprised when that last piece a' ice melts.	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Winter Wrap Up	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Winter Wrap Up was one of the most special things I've ever been a part of here in Ponyville. It helped me to learn we all have hidden talents, and if we're patient and diligent, we're sure to find them, and as always, with good friendship and teamwork, ponies can accomplish anything. How's that, Spike? Spike?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Let's quiet down please. We have a very important lesson to get to. [class quiets down] Thank you. Today we are going to be talking about cutie marks.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: You can all see my cutie mark, can't you? Like all ponies, I wasn't born with a cutie mark. My flank was blank.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twist: Aww...! She's so precious!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Then one day, when I was about your age, I woke up to find that a cutie mark had appeared.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Yes I know, but honestly, that's how everypony was wearing their mane back then. I had decided to become a teacher, and the flowers symbolized my hope that I could help my future students bloom if I nurture them with knowledge. The smiles represented the cheer I hope to bring to my little ponies while they were learning. Now, can anyone tell me when a pony gets his or her cutie mark?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twist: Oh! Oh! Oh! When she discovers that certain something that makes her special!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: That's right, Twist. A cutie mark appears on a pony's flank when he or she finds that certain something that makes them different from every other pony. Discovering what makes you unique isn't something [Diamond Tiara: Pssst!] that happens overnight, and no amount of hoping, wishing, [Diamond Tiara: Pssst!] or begging, would make a cutie mark appear before its time.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Pssst!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: What?!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Apple Bloom! Are you passing a note?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Uh, I... Um...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: What could be so important that it couldn't wait until after class? [gasp] It's blank.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twist: Want some sweets? I've got some peppermint sticks. I made them myself.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Mm-mm.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twist: They'll make you smi-i-le.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: No...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: I don't know why we had to sit through a lecture about getting a cutie mark. I mean, waiting for your cutie mark is sooo last week. You got yours, I just got mine. We all have them already. [gasp] I mean, almost all of us have them already. Don't worry, you two, you're still totally invited to my cute-ceañera this weekend.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: It's going to be amazing.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: It's a party celebrating me and my fantastic cutie mark. How could it not be?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Gimme a break.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: See you this weekend...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: It's not fair! It's just not fair!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Don't get your mane in a tangle. You'll get your cutie mark. Everypony gets one eventually.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: But I don't want one eventually! I want one right now! I can't go to Diamond Tiara's cute-ceañera without one, I just can't!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: 'Course you can. Y'know, I was the last pony in my class to get my cutie mark, and I couldn't be prouder of it. I knew my future was to run Sweet Apple Acres, and these bright shiny apples sealed the deal. [gasp] Come to think of it, Granny Smith was the last one in her class, too. Huh, same as Big McIntosh.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I really don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better. It probably means that being the last one in your class to get a cutie mark runs in the family. ...runs in the family. Runs in the family! Runs in the family! You've got apples for your cutie mark, Granny Smith has an apple pie, Big McIntosh has an apple half, my unique talent must has som'n to do with apples! Apples apples apples! [crash] Oops... apples.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Get your delicious, nutritious apples here!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Create fine art for your home with 'em. You have to be crazy not to get a bushel of your very own.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Heh... she's so creative, heh.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: You, sir, care t' buy some apples?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Dr. Hooves: Dr. No thanks.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Why not?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Dr. Hooves: Dr. I have plenty at home.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Are you sure?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Dr. Hooves: Dr. Yes, I'm pretty sure I...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: You're pretty sure, but you're not absolutely positively completely super-duper sure, are you?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Dr. Hooves: Dr. Y...ah... If I buy some apples, will you please leave me alone?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: All right!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: You forgot your change!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Woo-hoo! That's how you sell s'm apples and get a cutie mark! So, what does my cutie mark look like? A shoppin' bag full of apples? A satisfied customer eating an apple? Hmm... maybe I gotta increase my sales figures first. You touch it, you buy it! We take cash or credit.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: I'm sorry, ma'am. Ma'am! Aww... Now Apple Bloom, you can't just...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: That'll be four bits.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Drops: I didn't put those in my bag.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Likely story. Four bits, lady!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Apple Bloom! I am really really sorry about that. She's new. Here, take these. No charge. And these. And these.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Y'all come back now, y'hear?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: What?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Sorry, little sis, but your apple-sellin' days are over.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: What? But how else am I gonna get my cutie mark?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Home. Now.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Hm!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Ugh. Listen, sugarcube, I know it's hard to wait for your very own cutie mark, but, you just can't force it. Besides, you're not that grown-up just yet. Ain't there other fillies in your class without one?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Well... Twist doesn't have hers yet.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Do you think you'd feel better if you went to the party with her?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Mmm-hmm.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Well there you go. Bet you and Twist would have a great time together. Now run along and find your friend.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: You're sure you don't want me to stick around 'til the end of th' market?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Ace Point: Hey! Who's been using my racket?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Yeah. I'm sure.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twist: Oh, what's up, Apple Bloom?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: So I was thinkin'... maybe we could go to Diamond Tiara's cute-ceañera together. I don't have a cutie mark, you don't have a cutie mark.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twist: Well, um...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twist: Isn't my cutie mark swell? I've always loved making my own favorite sweets, but it took me some time to discover that it was my super-special talent. Pretty sweet, huh?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Yeah, pretty... sweet.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twist: Hey... this doesn't mean we can't go to the cute-ceañera together. You're still gonna come to the party, are you?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Of course she will.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Whoa, looks like somepony's got a dark cloud hanging over her head. Let me do something about that. What's the matter, kid?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: [inhales] There's a cute-ceañera this afternoon and everypony in my class will be there and they'll all have their cutie marks and I wanna get my cutie mark but I'm no good at sellin' apples but I really wanna go to the party but how can I go to the party if I don't have my cutie mark which my big sister says I'm gonna get eventually but... I WANT IT NOW!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Applejack says these things take time. I have to just wait for it to happen.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Why wait for something to happen when you can make it happen?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: But Applejack says th...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Hey, who are you gonna listen to, Applejack, or the pony who was first in her class to get a cutie mark? I always liked flying an' all, but I was going nowhere in a hurry. It wasn't until my very first race that I discovered a serious need for speed, and KAZAM, this sweet baby appeared as fast as lightning.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: That's right, stretch out those legs. Gotta be nice and loose. The key here is to try as many things as possible as quickly as possible. One of them is bound to lead to your cutie mark. Are you ready?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I'm ready!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: I said: Are! You! Ready!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I'M READY!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Ah!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Whoa!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Hi-ya! Ee...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Whoaaa! Whoa...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Tried that one... tried that one... tried that one...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: Your new outfit is, like, perfect for the party.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: I know. It totally shows off my cutie mark.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: I love being special.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Can you imagine how embarrassing it must be to be... not special?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: I don't even want to, like, think about it.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Tried that one... tried that one...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I'm doomed. Doomed! I'll never find sumth'n I'm good at.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: You look like you'd be good at eating cupcakes.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Eatin' cupcakes?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Eating cupcakes?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Eating cupcaaakes!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I really appreciate all your help, Rainbow Dash. You're a really great coach and I really learned a lot from you and I'm sure I can learn a lot more but... I've got some cupcakes to eat! See you at the cute-ceañera! Hold on, Pinkie Pie, I'm comin'.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I can't believe I didn't think of this. A cupcake-eating cutie mark, it's sooo obvious. Now, where are those cupcakes? I'm ready t' chow down!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I don't have any cupcakes.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Oh.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] But you look like you'd be good at helping me make some.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I guess, uh, making-cupcakes cutie mark could work too.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: All you have to do is take a cup of flour! Add it to the mix! Now just take a little something sweet, not sour! A bit of salt, just a pinch!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Baking these treats is such a cinch! Add a teaspoon of vanilla! Add a little more, and you count to four, And you never get your fill of...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty! Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty! Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: [cough] Hot, hot, hot!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Oooh, those look much better than the last batch. [chomp] Mmm...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Ugh! I guess I'm not cut out to be a baker either. [sigh] I just have to face it, I'm gonna have a blank flank forever.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: What about that?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: What about what? Is there something on my flank? Is there, is there, is there? [gasp] A cutie mark! It's a... a measuring cup? No. A mixin' bowl? No... Are those cupcakes? A tower of cupcakes maybe.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [blow] Flour. It's flour! Yay! I guessed it. What game you wanna play next? Please say bingo, please say bingo.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Whoa, what's been going on in here?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: We've been making cupcakes, wanna try them?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Nnnno thank you... not that they don't look, heh, delicious.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Twilight, you have to help me!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: What's the matter?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: [inhales] Tiara's cute-ceañera's today and everypony in my class will be there and they'll all have their cutie marks and I want to get my cutie mark but I'm no good at selling apples or hang-gliding or making cupcakes, but I wanna go to the party but how can I go to the party if I don't have my cutie mark, which Pinkie Pie says I can't just make appear, but I need it to appear, right now!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Uhhh... I don't follow. How can I help you?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: You can use your magic to make my cutie mark appear.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no, Apple Bloom. A cutie mark is something a pony has to discover for herself.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Please Twilight, jus' trah.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, but-	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Oh please, please, please please please!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: All right, all right!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Oh thank you thank you thank you. [pwing] Yes! I knew you could do... it.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, sweetie, but I told you-	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Try again, try again!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Told you that not even magic can make a cutie mark appear before its time.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: It's hopeless, hopeless! I just won't go to the party, I can't go. Everyone will just laugh at me and make fun of me and call me names. It will be the worst night of my life.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sure it won't be as bad as all that.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Forget it, there's no way I'm going to that [gulp] party.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: How could I have forgotten the time? How could I have forgotten Pinkie Pie was hosting the party? How could I have forgotten it was at Sugarcube Corner?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Don't forget your party hat, Forgetty Forgetterson!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I have to get out of here before anypony sees me.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Hey! It's my cute-ceañera, I'm supposed to get the first bite at cake.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Okay, Apple Bloom, almost there.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Apple Bloom, you made it. After I heard about Twist, I was afraid you wouldn't show up. I sure am glad you came to your senses about this whole cutie mark thing. These things happen when these things are supposed to happen. Trying to rush 'em just drives you crazy. I'll let you be, looks like your friends want to talk to you.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Well well well, look who's here.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: Nice outfit.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Just sumt'n I, uh, pulled together last minute.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: It really shows off your cutie mark. Oh wait, that's right, you don't have one.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Uh, I have a cutie mark.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: Eh, what? Since when?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Since... Um... Earlier today.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Oh really? Let's see it.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I shouldn't. I couldn't. My cutie mark is so unbelievably amazing, I'm afraid that if I show it off, everyone will start paying attention to me instead of you. Outshined at your own cute-ceañera. Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Uh, forget it, I didn't really want to see it anyway.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Oh no.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: Wow, that is an amazing cutie mark.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Nice try...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon: Blank flank!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: [offscreen] You got a problem with blank flanks?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: I said, you got a problem with blank flanks?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: The problem is, I mean, she's like, totally not special.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: No, it means she's full of potential.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: It means she could be great at anything. The possibilities are, [mocking] like, endless.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer. She could even be mayor of Ponyville someday.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: And she's not stuck being stuck-up like you two.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Hey, this is my party, why are you two on her side?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Because...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: [gasp] You don't have your cutie marks either? I thought I was the only one.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: We thought we were the only two.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I for one think you are three very lucky fillies.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Lucky? How can they be lucky?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: They still get to experience the thrill of discovering who they are, and what they're meant to be.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: And they got all the time in the world to figure it out, not just an afternoon.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Tornado Bolt: Wow, Apple Bloom, I wish I could be a scientist.
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Piña Colada: Do you really think you could be mayor?
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Coronet: Maybe I got my cutie mark too soon.
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Hey, what's everypony doing? This is my party, everypony is supposed to be paying attention to me.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Spoon: Whatever. We still think you're losers, right, Diamond Tiara? Bump, bump, sugar... lump...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: Not now, Silver Spoon.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Name's Scootaloo.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: And I'm Sweetie Belle.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Apple Bloom.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twist: This song is so super!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: So I was thinking, now that we're friends... I mean, we are friends, right?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: How could we not be? We're totally alike. We don't have cutie marks, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon drive us crazy--	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Totally crazy.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Well, now that we're friends, what if the three of us work together to find out who we are and what we're supposed to be?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Ooh! Ooh! We could form our own secret society.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: I'm liking this idea.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: A secret society. Yeah. We need a name for it though.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: The Cutie Mark Three?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: The Cutastically Fantastics?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: How about... The Cutie Mark Crusaders?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: It's perfect!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: This is gonna be so great!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: We're gonna be unstoppable!	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: What do you say we celebrate with some of these delicious cupcakes?	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Not the cupcakes. Trust me.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Let's see if there are any cookies.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Yeah! Come on.	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Dearest Princess Celestia,	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I am happy to report that one of your youngest subjects has learned a valuable lesson about friendship. Sometimes, the thing you think will cause you to lose friends and feel left out...	
Call of the Cutie	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: ...can actually be the thing that helps you make your closest friends and realize how special you are. Hmm...	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [grunt] Whoo-hoo!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hoo-wee! Not a bad pitch for a pony who works with her head in the clouds.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah? Think you can do better, cowgirl?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I know I can. [grunt] Oh, for Pete's sake!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Heh! Looks like this Pegasus can pitch better than the workhorse. The object of the game is to get the closest to the stake.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: All right, all right. You got another throw there, pony girl.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [sarcastically] Wow, Rainbow, heh. You couldn't hit a barn door with that kind of a throw!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah. I still have the closest throw, Applesmack. Just try and beat it.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [grunt] Yee-haw! It's a ringer. That's how you do it down here on the farm.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I lost.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Ah, don't feel bad, Rainbow. It's all in good fun.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I hate losing.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Besides, you're a mighty good athlete. I'm just better. Heh heh heh.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: All right, Applejack, you think you're the top athlete in all of Ponyville?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, I was gonna say in all of Equestria, but that might be gildin' the lily.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: ...and I think I'm the top athlete. So let's prove it.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Prove what?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I challenge you to an Iron Pony competition. A series of athletic contests to decide who's the best, once and for all.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You know what, Rainbow? You're on.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: So you two are doing what, now?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: An Iron-	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Iron Pony competition.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: See, we've set up a bunch of events to decide which one of us is-	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: And I'm here to...?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [grunt] I don't know. Why is she here?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: To be our judge and keep score.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Hello everypony, and welcome to the first annual Iron Pony competition!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Spike, who are you talking to?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Um... Uh, them! Let the games begin!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Ready. Set. Go!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [gasp] Dagnabbit.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Time, Spike?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: 17 seconds.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You're kiddin'! That breaks my record from last year's rodeo.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: But you got a five second penalty for nudging the barrel.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [sigh] Nuts and chews! Still, that's 22 seconds. Not too shabby. Hey, don't be nervous. Remember, it's all in good fun. Now git on up there.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Ready. Set. Go!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Woo! That was some fancy hoofwork there, Rainbow!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Thanks, but I [pant] couldn't have been as fast as you.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: What was the time on that, Spike?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: 18 seconds!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: 18 seconds. Rainbow, are you sure you're not secretly a rodeo pony?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash wins the barrel lead!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Oh, I can't believe I won.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yeah, well, don't you go gettin' used to it.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Years of applebuckin'.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Ugh.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Granny Smith: Waa-hoo!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Whoo-hoo!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: Eeyup!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Why me?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Go!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-hoa! Whoa! Whoaaa! Ouch.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Ready for another pony ride?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: No.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Go!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guh guhwhoaaaaaa!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash wins the bronco-buck.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: And I lose.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Whoa! [grunt] How do I get roped into these things?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [grunt] Does this count?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [grunt] Wah!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Fillies and gentlecolts, at the halfway point, our competitors are tied at five and five.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Who are you talking to?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Them!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: 95, 96, 97, 98, 99... a hundred!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yes!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Be a good sport, Applejack.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: All right, you two. This is the final event. Give it all you've got.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Looks like the workhorse might come out ahead in this one.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [mumbling] That's not fair. You can't use your wings to help you win.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Huh?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [mumbling] You're cheatin'!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I can't understand you with that rope in your mouth.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Whoo-hoo! I win by a landslide... or mudslide in your case. [chuckles] I am the Iron Pony!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Only 'cause you cheated.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: What?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You used your wingpower to help you win over half those contests.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Sounds like sour apples to me.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Are you sayin' you didn't use your wings?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Well... no. But you never said I couldn't use my wings.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I didn't think I needed to tell you to play fair.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I still would have won even without my wings.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hah! Prove it.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Gladly. How?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Tomorrow is the annual Runnin' of the Leaves. I challenge you to race me in it.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Heh! Easy shmeasy.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hold on! There is one condition: the point is to run, so no wings allowed.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: No wings? No problem.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Twilight, hurry up, we're gonna be late for the race.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Why are you so excited about the race? It's only for ponies.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Yeah, but I'm hoping I can be the announcer again. Just listen: Fillies and gentlecolts, welcome to the annual Running of the--	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Welcome to the annual Running of the Leaves! This is Pinkie Pie, your official p-eye-in-the-sky announcer.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, Spike. I guess that job's already taken.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: As everypony knows, the Running is a very important tradition, for without it, the autumn leaves of Equestria would never fall. So get ready, ponies. The Running of the Leaves will begin in five minutes.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Pardon me, excuse me. Make way for the Iron Pony.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: The Iron Phony, you mean.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: So, Applejack, you ready to win second place?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I'm ready to run a good, clean race.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah...	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You are not allowed to use your wings.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I could win this race with both wings tied behind my back.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [grunts] Trussed up like a turkey. Well, a turkey who can't fly, that is.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Very funny.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: 'Least now we know we're racin' fair and square.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Racers! Please take your positions!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Um... Pinkie Pie?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Uh, yeah. I know you're doing the announcing today and stuff and... I'm sure you're gonna do a great job and all, but... I was just wondering...	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: What?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Aw... Forget it.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Spike! Would you like to be my co-reporter? We could comment on the action together.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: We could?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Climb on up.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Twilight? What in tarnation are you doin' up here?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I'm racing.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [laughs] Good one, Twilight.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I'm not joking.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: What? You're not an athlete, you're a... well... you're an egghead.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I am not an egghead, I am well-read.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [softly] Egghead.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [snickers] But have you ever run a race?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, no, but I do know a lot about running.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: And you know this from...	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Books. I've read several on the subject.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: What'd you read, "The Egghead's Guide to Running"? Did you stretch out your eye muscles to warm up? [laugh] Get it? Eye muscles.
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Scoff if you must, Rainbow. But the Running of the Leaves is a Ponyville tradition, and since I'm here to learn, I've decided I should experience it myself.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah. See you at the finish line... Tomorrow.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: All right, ponies, are you ready?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Get set.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And they're off!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Welcome to the official coverage of the Running of the Leaves! You know, Spike, despite its name, the leaves don't do any of the actual running. No, that's left to my little ponies.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Why, yes, Pinkie, it's the running of the ponies that causes the leaves to fall.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ugh. Those lazy, lazy leaves. But this year, the run is about more than the weather. It's about the race to the finish and the two runners who want to win it: Applejack and Rainbow Dash.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: You know, Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle. Trying to prove who's the most athletic.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge".
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Yes, it... does. What?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And I like fudge. But if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: So... no fudge?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh, no thanks. I had a big breakfast. Let's check in with our two competitive ponies, Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Having come fast out of the gate, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are evenly matched running neck and neck. But what's this? Applejack is making a move, she's now ahead by a nose. But Rainbow Dash won't let Applejack have it and takes the lead. She's ahead by half a nose. Or maybe three quarters of a nose. No, about sixty-three point seven percent of a nose... roughly speaking. Applejack sees this move and pushes forth with her strong workhorse legs slinking ahead by three hundred and fifty noses!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Not so easy without wings, is it?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Come on, Rainbow. Show 'em a little dash.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Ho-hold your horses, Pinkie! Rainbow Dash is catching up the frontrunner Applejack!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: What an upset. I thought Applejack had this in the bag.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: You didn't think I was gonna let you off that easily, did you?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Whoa! I don't believe it.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I know, it's beautiful, isn't it?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Not the scenery, Twilight. Rainbow Dash just tripped me.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: She did not.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: She did too!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: She did not, and if you slowed down and looked where you're going, like me, you'd see that you tripped over a rock.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: What? Oh, hayseed! Now I got a lot of ground to make up to catch Rainbow.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Just be careful!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: See you at the finish line!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: I don't believe it. After a huge setback, Applejack is back at the front of the pack.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: She's the head of the pack, all right. The pick of the litter! The cat's pajamas! Oh wait, why would Applejack take some poor kitty's PJs? That's not very sporting of her.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Oookay... Let's get back to the race.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Not so fast, Applejack! This race isn't over yet!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: It is for you. Heh.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Whoa! Guh, I don't believe it, Applejack tripped me.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Don't you ponies ever look where you're going? You tripped on a stump. See?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Oh, I see. A big cheater is what I see.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow, Applejack would never cheat. It was just an accident.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Sure it was. I mean, yeah, I'm sure it was.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Remember, Rainbow, this is just a game.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yes, but the rules have changed, and two can play at that game.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Welcome back, Ponyvillians, it's me, Pinkie Pie.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: And Spike. Looks like Rainbow is doing her best to catch up.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I'm not sure how ketchup is going to help her in this contest. Now, in a hot dog eating contest it can make them doggies nice and slippery, but personally, I prefer mustard. How about you, Spike?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Uh... I... like... pickles?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Aaand it looks like Applejack has found herself in quite a pickle as Rainbow overtakes her.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Look, ma, no wings.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: As the racers enter Equestria's Whitetail Wood, Rainbow Dash is back in the lead.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Ugh. Hey, Rainbow!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [gasp] Why, that little cheater did that on purpose. It's on.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Nice one, Rainbow.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Later!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [gasp] Aaa!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh my, Whitetail Wood is just lovely. Hey, Rainbow, shouldn't you be up ahead?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [chuckling] I'm sure I'll win now.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Except that the other racers just passed you.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Oh horse apples... See ya!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Applejack, what are you doing up here?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: There aren't even any trees.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Er, no, but the sign's pointed this way... Rainbow. Mind giving me a lift?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: What the hay?! You said no flying!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: No, I said no wings.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I must say, Spike, that this has been the most interesting Running of the Leaves in Equestria history!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: With the most interesting announcing.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: But it isn't the running that's been fascinating. It's the lack of running!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [grunt] Aaa!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Whoa!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Whoa!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Forgive me, girls. I know I'm not an athlete, but shouldn't the Running of the Leaves actually involve running?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: You know, I think Twilight's right.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You do?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah! If you wanna beat me, you better... RUUUN!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Once again, Rainbow Dash and Applejack are neck and neck, jockeying for position. Applejack inches ahead, now it's Rainbow, it's Applejack, it's Rainbow Dash, it's Applejack--	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Oh no, she di'int!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh yes, she di'id!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Cut it out!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: No, you cut it out!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You started it.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: And now I'm gonna finish it.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Oh no, you won't.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Oh yes, I will. [grunt] That's it! All bets are off!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Oh no, you don't.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: It's Applejack, it's Rainbow Dash, it's Applejack, it's Rainbow Dash--	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I won!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: No, I won!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I won!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: You tied!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack and Rainbow Dash: Tied?!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: For first?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: For last!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Last?!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Then who won?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack and Rainbow Dash: You?!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no, but I did get fifth place, which is rather good considering I've never run a race before.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: What? How's that even possible?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: You ran so slow, and looked at the scenery.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Exactly. I paced myself, just like my book said. Then at the end, when all the other ponies were worn out, I sprinted to the finish.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I don't believe it. Twilight beat us.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, with all your horsing around, it was quite easy.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You're right, Twilight. Our behavior was just terrible.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: We weren't very good sports.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: Sounds to me that an important lesson was learned.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack and Rainbow Dash: Princess Celestia?!	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: W-What are you doin' here?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: Fall is one of my favorite seasons, so I came to celebrate the Running of the Leaves.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I'm sorry you had to see us being such poor sports, Princess.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: That's all right, Applejack. Anypony can get swept up in the excitement of competition.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: It's important to remember that the friendship is always more important than the competition.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: Exactly, Twilight. Now, unfortunately, because the two of you were busy tricking each other instead of shaking down leaves, many of the lovely trees of Equestria are still covered.	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Why, Princess, I bet we can knock those leaves down for you lickety-split. Whaddya say, friend? Wanna go for another run?	
Fall Weather Friends	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I'd love to stretch my legs.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, Opalescence. Can't you just picture it? Moi, stepping out in a stunning new gown at the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Why, yes! I did make it myself. Thank you so much for asking.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, Opal, of course you can help me. Thank you. What's that? You want to help me more? Oh, aren't you the sweetest thing? Careful now. Don't move. This shouldn't take long at all.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Howdy, Rarity!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Shh... Can't you see Rarity is trying to concentrate?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: What do you think she's makin'?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Looks like a dress.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Well, that makes sense. Since this is a dressmaker's shop and all.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Is there something I can help you with?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, so very sorry to trouble you, Rarity, but I need a quick favor. Could you please fix the button for me? It's my dress for the Grand Galloping Gala.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, no, no, no! You can't wear this... old thing. You need a glamorous new outfit for the Gala and I'll make it for you. No problem at all. It will be my pleasure!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, that's really sweet of you to offer, Rarity, but I can't let you do that. It would be so much work. This dress is fine.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Twilight Sparkle. I insist on making you a new dress.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: But...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Not another word! I won't take no for an answer.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Well, in that case... Thank you for your generosity, Rarity. Knowing your handiwork, I'm sure it will be absolutely beautiful.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Let me guess, Applejack. You don't want a new gown either.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Gown? Shoot. I was just gonna wear my old work duds.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: You can't possibly be serious, Applejack! You absolutely must wear formal attire.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Hm... Nah.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: What if I just spruce up your... duds for you a little bit?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Okay, sure. Why not? Since you're up for it and all. Just don't make them too... frou-frou-y.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Deal!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Look out below!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Sorry. New trick. Didn't quite work.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Hmm... [gasp] Idea! I'll make you an outfit for the Gala too, Rainbow Dash.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Outfit for the what now?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I'll make one for you and you and all of you. Oh! And of course Pinkie and Fluttershy too. Oh, and when I'm done, we can hold our very own fashion show!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: What a great idea! If you're sure you can handle it.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, it'll be a little bit of work, but it will be a wonderful boost for my business. Plus, fun!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Oh, I love fun things!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Then it's settled. We'll have a fashion show starring us.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: So all you have to do is make a different, stunning, original, amazing outfit for one, two, three, four, five... plus yourself, six ponies? And lickety split?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, Applejack. You make it sound as if it's going to be hard.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Thread by thread, stitching it together Twilight's dress, cutting out the pattern snip by snip Making sure the fabric folds nicely It's the perfect color and so hip Always gotta keep in mind my pacing Making sure the clothes' correctly facing I'm stitching Twilight's dress	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Yard by yard, fussing on the details Jewel neckline, don't you know a stitch in time saves nine? Make her something perfect to inspire Even though she hates formal attire Gotta mind those intimate details Even though she's more concerned with sales It's Applejack's new dress	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink Fluttershy something breezy Blend color and form, [To Opalescence] Do you think it looks cheesy?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Something brash, perhaps quite fetching Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die? Making sure it fits forelock and crest Don't forget some magic in the dress Even though it rides high on the flank Rainbow won't look like a tank I'm stitching Rainbow's dress	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Piece by piece, snip by snip Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip Thread by thread, primmed and pressed Yard by yard, never stressed And that's the art of the dress!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: That's it. Keep them closed. Don't look. Okay, you can look now!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: These are your new outfits. What do you think of your old duds now, Applejack? Pretty swanky, are they not? And Twilight! I made this dress for you and I designed each outfit theme to perfectly reflect each pony's unique personality. Oh, it took me forever to get the colors right on this one, Rainbow Dash, but I did it. Oh, and it turned out beautiful, don't you think? And I know you are going to love yours, Fluttershy. It just sings spring! And Pinkie Pie, look! Pink! Your favorite! Aren't they all amazing?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Wow... They're...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, they're...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: They sure are... somethin'.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Something.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: I love something! Something is my favorite!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: It's... nice.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: But what's the matter? Don't you like them?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: They're very nice...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: And we're plumb grateful 'cause you worked so hard on them.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Mine's just not as cool as I was imagining. She asked.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: I guess what we're all saying is that they're just not what we had in mind.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: That's okay. Not a problem. There's plenty more where that came from. They were only a first pass. You're my friends and I want you to be 110% satisfied. Not to worry, I'll redo them.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, Rarity. You don't have to do that. They're fine.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I want them to be better than just fine. I want you to think they're absolutely perfect.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Are you sure? I mean, we wouldn't wanna impose.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, it's no imposition. Really, I insist.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Well, in that case... Thank you again, Rarity.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: What have I gotten myself into?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Hello? You wanted to see me, Rarity?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Fluttershy! Your new-new gown's ready. I completely revised it and I know you're going to love it. What do you think?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I... love it.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, you're just saying that.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: No, no. I do. It's... nice.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: "Nice"?
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Nice.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: If you don't like it, you should just tell me.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, but I do like it.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Like it or love it?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Um... both?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Which is it?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Please stop asking me this, I...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Well, just tell me what you really think.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: No, that's okay...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Tell me.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: No... it's fine...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Tell me!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I... like it...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Tell me, tell me, tell-me-tell-me-tell-me!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: All right! Since you really wanna know... [inhales] The armscye's tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like toile, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch or maybe a traditional blanket stitch, and the overdesign is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture. [pauses] But, uh... you know... um, whatever you want to do is fine.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Stitch by stitch, stitching it together Deadline looms, don't you know the client's always right? Even if my fabric choice was perfect Gotta get them all done by tonight Pinkie Pie, that color's too obtrusive Wait until you see it in the light I'm sewing them together!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Don't you think my gown would be more "me" with some lollipops?
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Well, I think...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Balloons?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Well...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Do it!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Hour by hour, one more change I'm sewing them together, take great pains Fluttershy, you're putting me in a bind Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind? Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call Brings a whole new revision Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: French haute couture, please.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Ugh...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: More balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. More candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Streamers?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Streamers it is.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: What?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Do you not like the color?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Do you not like the shape?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: All we ever want is indecision	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: All we really like is what we know	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Even if you simply have to fudge it	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	All sans Rarity: Make sure that it stays within our budget	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation Remember, it's all in the presentation!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Piece by piece, snip by snip Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed Yard by yard, always stressed And that's the art of the dress!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, Opal. These are the ugliest dresses I've ever made.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Okay. I did exactly what each of you asked for. Now don't hold back. Let me know what you really think.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh my!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: It's... perfect!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: It's cool!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Why, they're the best duds I ever did see.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	All sans Rarity: It's exactly what I asked for!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, Rarity.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Are you as happy with them as we are? Huh? Huh? Huh?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Well, I'm... happy that all of you are happy. I'm just relieved to finally be done.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Spike: You are never gonna believe this! You've heard of Hoity Toity?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: The bigwig fashion hotshot in Canterlot?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Spike: Uh-huh. He heard about your fashion show. Well, maybe I happened to mention it to him... He's coming here all the way from Canterlot to see your work, Rarity!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Whoa, Nelly! You could sell a ton o' dresses to this guy. Your business will be boomin'!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Wow!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: That's so cool!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: I don't believe it!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Hoity Toity? He's coming here? To see THESE dresses?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Spike: Yep! Get ready for all of your dreams to come true.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh. [gasp] There he is! [deep breaths] Okay. Relax, Rarity. Your friends like their outfits and so will he. [squeals] What's wrong with the lights?! Oh, yes. That means the show's starting. Good.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Spike: Since the beginning of time, the elite of Equestria have longed for pony fashions that truly expressed the essence of their very souls. Patiently waiting decades -- no, centuries -- for the perfect pony gown. Today, at long last, Equestria, your wait is over! Let's hear it for the breathtaking designs of Ponyville's own Rarity!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Why's everypony lookin' at us like that?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh dear.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: You think we overdid it?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Nah. [pause] Okay, maybe a little.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Oh, those amateurish designs look like a piled-on mishmash of everything but a kitchen sink! It's a travesty is what it is. Those outfits are the ugliest things I've ever seen, oh for shame. Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these horrors? Not to mention wasting my valuable time.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [to Opal] Oh! Hide me.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Spike: Come on out and take a bow, Rarity. You worked really hard for this. Yes! All right, woo-hoo! Go, Rarity!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Rarity? You okay in there? You haven't come out for days.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: You're not a laughing stock, Rarity...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: She kind of is.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Shhh! Come on out and talk to us.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [sobbing] Leave me alone! I vant to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me, I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'm so pathetic!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Uh... panic?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: She only has one cat.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Give her time.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Exile... I guess technically I'd have to move away to live in exile. Where would I go? And what would I pack? Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of that packing. What are you supposed to pack when you go to exile? Are you supposed to pack warm?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Huh? Opal?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Opal, how did you get up there? Hang on, you poor dear! Mama's coming!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Rainbow Dash?! How dare you strand my poor Opal in a tree?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Well, how else were we gonna get you out here to show you this?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: We all finished your dress for you.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Thanks to Fluttershy's freaky knowledge of sewing.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Do you like it?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Like it? Like it?!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Uh-uh. She doesn't like it.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: No, I don't like it.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	All except Rarity: Awwww...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I love it!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	All except Rarity: Yay!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: You ponies did an amazing job. It's exactly the way I imagined it.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: We just followed your brilliant design.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Like we should have let you do for our outfits. Those first dresses you designed were perfect.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: We're so super sorry.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: You worked really hard to make our dresses exactly the way we wanted them. We all saw how well that turned out.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, I forgive you.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Well, that's mighty big of you.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: But my whole career is still ruined!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Oh, right. That.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Maybe not.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: All right, I haven't got all day.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Take two.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Hello... Oh, this can't be the same designer.	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Simply magnificent! And I suddenly have a fierce craving for some Dutch apple pie, candied apples on a stick, apple turnovers, apple cobbler...	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Brilliant!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Oh, spectacular!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Now this is a fashion show! All of these dresses are absolutely amazing. Who is responsible? Step forward, show yourself!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Brava! Brava! Magnifico! Encore!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, thank you. Thank you! Oh, thank you so much!	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Rarity, my congratulations to you on a most impressive fashion debut. Would you do me the great honor of allowing me to feature your couture in my Best of the Best Boutique in Canterlot?	
Suited For Success	Charlotte Fullerton	Hoity Toity: Now, I'll need you to make a dozen of each dress for me by next Tuesday.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Tuh! Nuh! Uh! Nyuh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Eyes over here, Spike!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Uh, sorry.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: For this to work, it's crucial we keep our concentration totally on the-	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Ooh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Nyuh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! This magic needs our full attention to make it happen. There's no other way!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: I can't help it. Look!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, never mind her. She's just being Pinkie Pie.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Super-extra Pinkie Pie today.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Hmm... Twitchy twitcha twitcha twitch.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie? What in the wide, wide world of Equestria are you up to?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oh! It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitch a-twitchin'! And you know what that means!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: The twitchin' means my Pinkie Sense is telling me that stuff's gonna start falling! You two better duck for cover.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Pinkie, it's not gonna rain. Why, there's barely even a cloud in the-ugh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: He just said "nice catch" in Frog.
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Oh, I'm so, so sorry. You okay, Twilight Sparkle? I just couldn't stand to see the pond getting so over-populated, what with the frogs all hopping into each other and all, so I decided to fly as many as I can on over to Froggy Bottom Bogg.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Of course you did.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: [muffled] Bye-bye!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Um... Twilight? You gotta little somethin' on your face there.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, really? Did your Pinkie Sense tell you that, too?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Nah! I could just see it. La-la-la-la-la...	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: C'mon, Spike, let's continue our practice session where there's a little less commotion.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Wow! That was amazing! Pinkie Pie predicted something would fall, and it did!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, come on. She said that something would fall, and a frog just happened to fall right around the same time. A coincidence, nothing else to it.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: My tail! My tail! Twitch-a-twitch! Twitch-a-twitch! Somethin' else is gonna fall!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Pinkie, please. Nothing else is gonna fa-aaah!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Oh no, Twilight fell! Is it... safe to go help her?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: It's okay, my tail stopped twitching. La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la...	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Ha ha! That was amazing!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, please.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Uh, Twilight? Why are you hanging out in a ditch?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Because, Pinkie Pie predicted it!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Honestly, Spike, she did not. Two coincidences in a row like this may be unlikely, but it's still easier to believe than twitchy tails that predict the future.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: [gasp] Twitchy tail? Pinkie Sense? Whoa! Nyu-uh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Don't worry, it's safe. Prediction already came true.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, wait. Don't tell me you believe in this stuff, too?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: I know it doesn't make much sense, but those of us who have been in Ponyville a while, have learned over time that, if Pinkie's a-twichin', you better listen.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: My ears are flopping! My ears are flopping!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Nyuh! What does that mean?!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I'll start a bath for you.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Huh? [chuckles] A bath? This thing keeps on getting more ridiculous by the minute!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Phhhhft.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Sooo, basically, it works like this: I get different, little, niggly feelings and they mean different things. Like when my back is itchy, it means it's my lucky day. And, when my knee gets pinchy, that means something scary's about to happen.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Is your knee pinchy now?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: No, but my shoulder's achy. That means there's an alligator in the tub.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [scream] How come your knee didn't get pinchy?! That isn't just scary, it's downright dangerous!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: No, it's not, silly! This is my pet alligator, Gummy. He's got no teeth. See? Haha!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, okay... I get it.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Well, I still don't believe all this... "special power" stuff. It's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: What's not to believe? You do magic, what's the difference?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Huge! For one thing, [clears throat] magic is something you study and practice. It only happens when you decide to do it, and it's meant to make something specific that you choose to happen, happen. With you, uh, it makes no sense at all!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: That's so not true, Twilight! Sometimes it's a bunch of random things happening to my body at random times that supposedly predict the future. I call 'em "combos".
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Combos?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Sure! You know, like, ear flop, then knee twitch, then eye flutter. That means the sky is about to be graced with a beautiful rainbow!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, sure.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Uh-oh, I feel a combo coming on. Ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ughhh... You said that combo meant "beautiful rainbow".
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oh no-no-no-no-no. You're thinking of an ear flop, then knee twitch, then eye flutter. This was an ear flop, then eye flutter, then knee twitch. That usually means "look out for opening doors". You okay?
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I don't believe this.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: You don't believe because you don't understand.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Hmm...	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Now when you get another twitch, we'll have all kinds of scientific information.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Any twitches yet?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Nopey-dopey!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Now? Anything?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Wait! Hold on! Uhh, no.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Are you kidding me?! After a whole day of nonstop twitching, now that I've got you all hooked up, you're not getting a single one?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I don't control it, they just come and go.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: That makes no sense!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Sometimes you just have to believe in things, even when you can't figure 'em out.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I will not believe in anything I cannot explain.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Wait, hold on, I'm feeling something...	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh my gosh, what? What is it?!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: It's my tummy! That usually means I'm hungry! Let's eat!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Urgh... You know what? [bite] [snap] Just forget it! I don't need to know if this is real or not. I don't need to understand it! I don't even care!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie. [gasp] Uh-oh. [gasp] Hu-bu-bu-bu-buh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Pinkie? Have you seen Twilight?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Twilight? What are ya doing back there?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Rrrrgh... Did you two plan this?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Plan what?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Urgh! This is ridiculous. This can't be happening. This makes no sense. I have to figure this out.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Twilight?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ah!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Whoa-oh-uh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Honestly, Spike, don't you know better than to sneak up on ponies?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Oh, sorry, but, um, well, isn't that what you're doing?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] No! I'm doing scientific research. I'm observing Pinkie Pie, scientific name: Pinkius Pieicus, in its natural habitat.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Pinkius-whoicus? Hh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: There's something fishy going on with the whole twitchy prediction thing, and I'm getting to the bottom of it. So, shh. Come on, Pinkius Pieicus is on the move.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Hm... Itchy nose...	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Aha! That makes no sense. See? She's hiding like something's about to fall from the sky, but a twitchy tail means something's gonna fall from the sky, not an itchy nose.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: This proves...	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: ...perhaps conclusively, that-	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Gah!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Where are you going? I'm trying to teach you the value of scientific-	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: What's she doing now?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Smelling a flower.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Holy guacamole! I wonder what that means?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Probably that the flower smells good. Wait. I'm getting something. Ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Hold on... You told me that's the combo that says "watch out for opening doors"!
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh-ho. You really, really believe this stuff, don't you? Here, let me show you there's nothing to be afraid of. You see? I promise you there's nothing to fear from that- Wo-o-ah! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ow!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Twilight! You came to visit my new apple cellar, how nice. Twi? You okay? Uh, Twi?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Here, let me help you.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, take this down: twitchy tail.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Twitchy tail? [gasp] Twitchy tail!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Hush, Spike! We can't let Pinkie know we're here, remember?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Something's gonna fall, something's gonna fall! Run for your lives. Ah-ha-ha!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, Spike honestly, you're overreact-	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [humming] Hey, Applejack. Whatcha doin'?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Takin' more apples to my new apple cellar. How 'bout you, Pinkie? Whatchu doin'?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oh, letting Twilight secretly follow me all day without me knowing.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: You mean you knew all along?! Why didn't you tell me?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Silly, that would've spoiled the secret!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Urgh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Tail... still twitching?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: All done, clear skies from here on in, as far as I can tell- Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Oh no! What does that one mean?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Dunno, never gotten any like it before, but whatever that shudder's about, it's a doozy. Something you'd never expect to happen is gonna happen! Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu hu-bu-bu-bu! And it's gonna happen... at Froggy Bottom Bogg!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: [gasp] That's where Fluttershy's headed!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Oh no! Is it about her?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Uh, I'm not sure.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: We better go and make sure she's okay.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Calm down, everypony. All we know right now is that Pinkie Pie just got a case of the shivers. That's all.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Guh- Hey! I thought you didn't believe in this stuff?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I don't. I just want to be there to see the look on Pinkie's face when we find out nothing's wrong.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [shivers] Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Cold? Need a jacket or something?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: No thanks, I'm fine. [shivers] Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: So... Whadda'ya think happened to Fluttershy?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: I hope nothin'.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: I know, but, whadda'ya think happened?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: I'm tryin' not to think about it.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Me too. But I'm thinkin' about it anyway. Like, what if she exploded?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Just exploded? For no reason?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Yeah, like boom!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Whoa!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: I know.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: What if... What if she exploded, and then... and then exploded again!?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Can you do that? Can you explode twice?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Of course not.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: But what if she exploded, and exploded again, and then- ugh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Will you two stop? She's fine, I'm sure of it.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: I hope you're right, for Fluttershy's sake. Look! There's Froggy Bottom Bogg!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Fluttershy?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Fluttershy! You're okay!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Of course.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Phew, what a relief.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I'm so glad everything's all right.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, I know it's not nice to gloat but... Aha! I told you there was nothing to worry about, and I was right. Pinkie Pie said whatever she was shuddering about was a [cough] doozy, and [cough] and the only [cough] doozy here is how right I am.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Um... Twilight?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie's made a lot of predictions today but [cough] ugh, what is that smell? But what we've shown here is that there's no point in believing [cough] in anything you can't see for yourself.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: W-Well t-then, s-see what's b-b-behind you, Twilight!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I see it... But I don't believe it!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Is that a hydra!?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Who cares? Run!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! Come on!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Oh, I'm so sorry.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Ah!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Everypony up that hill!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: He-e-elp!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Coming, Spike! Hang on!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I think we're gonna make it.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: But Pinkie's still shuddering!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oh, lookie there, it stopped. O-h-h-h, t-h-e-r-e i-t i-s a-g-a-i-n.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, he'll be up here in no time! Quick, one at a time, cross!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Nyu-uh! Uh, do you know any spells for turning a hydra into a mouse?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: No.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: How about a squirrel?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: No!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: How 'bout-	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: No small rodents of any kind!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: That's too bad.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: A hop, skip, and a... jump!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Whoa-ho!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight: He's too close. I'll distract him. You two go, now!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh... What would a brave pony like Rainbow Dash do? Chaaarge!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: T-T-T-twilight!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: T-T-T-twilight! You have to jump!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I'll never make it!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: You'll be fine!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I will not!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: It's your only ho-o-ope! You have to take a leap of faith!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Y-ugh! No! Oh no! Noooo! WA-A-A-AH! Ugh! Blegh!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I knew you could do it, Twilight!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I don't know how it happened; coincidence, dumb luck, or what, but you said there'd be a doozy here at Froggy Bottom Bogg, and I'd say we just had ourselves one heck of a doozy. I mean that hydra-	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: That wasn't it.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Huh?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: What wasn't what?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Applejack: What are you talking about, Pink?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: The hydra wasn't the doozy.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I'm still getting the shudders. Oo-o-oh, oo-o-oh. You see? There it is again. Whatever the doozy was at Froggy Bottom Bogg, my Pinkie Sense says it still hasn't happened.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Huh? But I- WHAT?! The hydra wasn't the doozy?! How could it not be the doozy?! What could be doozier than that?!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Dunno, but it just wasn't it.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Rrrgh... [flames and growls] Ooh... I give up...	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Give what up, Twi?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: The fight. I can't fight it anymore. I don't understand how, why, or what, but Pinkie Sense somehow... makes sense. I don't see how it does, but it just does. Just because I don't understand doesn't mean it's not true.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Y-Y-Y-You m-m-mean you b-b-b-believe?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Eeyup, I guess I do.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oo-woo-oo-oo-oo, woo-oo-oo-oo-oh, woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh. Ooh! [gasp] That was it. That's the doozy.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Bbrrbbrrbbrr.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: What? What is?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: You believing. I never expected that to happen. That was the doozy, oh and, oh what a doozy of a doozy it was! La-la-la-la-la...	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, good, Spike, you're here. Take a letter.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: With pleasure, Twilight.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia, I'm happy to report that- Spike, what have I been saying about focus?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Spike: I know, but I... Well...	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: What's wrong, Spike? Never thought you'd see me with an umbrella hat on?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Not really, no.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie's tail's a-twitchin'. What else can I do?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I am happy to report that I now realize there are wonderful things in this world you just can't explain, but that doesn't necessarily make them any less true. It just means you have to choose to believe in them, and sometimes it takes a friend to show you the way.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Honk!	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Honk.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Always your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: There it goes again.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I wonder what's gonna drop outta the sky this time?	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: You never know.	
Feeling Pinkie Keen	Dave Polsky	Spike: Twitchy tail? Holy guacamole!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Loss of control.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Good.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Screaming and hollering.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Passion!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Right! So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [inhales] Yay.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: ... Ugh. You're gonna cheer for me like that? Louder.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Yay.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Louder!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Yay.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Louder!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [deep breath] [quietly] Yaaay.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Ugh...	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Too loud?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Yay.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [deep breath] And now, phase one of my routine.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Wooo.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Phase two.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Way to go.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] Last one. Thank you so much for helping me clean up all these books, guys. It was a crazy week of studying.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash, you rock! Woohoo. [gasp] Did my cheering do that?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Hehe. Sorry about that ladies. That was a truly feeble performance.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Actually, it wasn't all bad. I particularly liked it when you made the clouds spin.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Ugh. I'm not talking about my performance, I'm talking about yours. That feeble cheering!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What are you two arguing about?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Were we arguing? I'm sorry.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [grunt] I wish you guys could come to Cloudsdale to see me compete in the Best Young Flyer Competition.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What's that?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: It's where all the greatest Pegasus flyers get together and show off their different flying styles! Some are fast! [makes car sounds] And some are graceful. Whoa, whoa, whoa!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Golly. I'd love to see you strut yer stuff in that competition.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Yeah. I wish you guys could be there. Fluttershy's a great support, but her cheering isn't exactly inspirational.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Ooh! I'd love to see you make a sonic rainboom! It's like, the most coolest thing ever! Even though I've never actually seen it, but I mean come on! It's a sonic rainboom! How not cool could it possibly not be?!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What's a sonic rainboom?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: You really need to get out more. The sonic rainboom is legendary! When a Pegasus like Rainbow Dash gets going sooo fast... Boom! A sonic boom and a rainbow can happen all at once!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Applejack: And Rainbow Dash here's the only pony to ever pull it off!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: It was a long time ago... I was just a filly.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Yeah, but you're gonna do it again, right?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Are... you kidding? I'm the greatest flyer to ever come out of Cloudsdale! I could do sonic rainbooms in my sleep.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Wow. If you pull that off, you'll win the crown for sure!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: The grand prize is an entire day with the Wonderbolts. A whole day of flying with my lifelong heroes... It'll be a dream come true!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Yay.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I'm gonna go rest up. Don't wanna over prepare myself, y'know. Hehe. You, on the other hand, better keep practicing. I need a cheering section to match my spectacular performance.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: She's practiced that move a hundred times, and she's never even come close to doing it. I don't know if I can cheer loud enough to help her.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Well, guess we better get this cleaned up... again.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Go on, go on.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Go on what?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Find a spell that will get us wingless ponies into Cloudsdale. Didn't you see how nervous she was?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Nervous? Have you spit yer bit or somethin'? She was tootin' her own horn louder than the brass section of a marching band!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, puh-lease. I have put on enough fashion shows to recognize stage fright when I see it. We've got to find a way to be there for her. Now go on!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Owaa! Ugh. How am I supposed to find a flight spell in this mess?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: A flight spell? One sec. Page twenty-seven.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Applejack: How'd you do that?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: It landed on my face when Rainbow Dash knocked me into the bookcase.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Here it is! A spell that will allow Earth ponies to fly for three days. Ooh, it looks really difficult... I'm not sure I can do it.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: You've got to try!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Okay... But who's gonna volunteer to be the test subject?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I will! For Rainbow Dash, I will go first.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I think it worked!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: You've got to learn to be assertive, Fluttershy. Don't be afraid to speak up.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Hoops: It's our old friend Rainbow Crash!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Get kicked outta any flight schools lately?
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I didn't get kicked out.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Face it, Rainbow Crash. Flight school had too many rules, and not enough naptimes for you.
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Hoops: Huh, ask her about the sonic rainboom.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: That's nothing but an old mare's tale. You don't have the skills to try something like that.
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Now wait just a minute! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to be more assertive. Anyhow... She is going to do a sonic rainboom!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: No she's not, 'cause there's no such thing!
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Then show up at the Cloudeseum and see for yourself! ...If you're free.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Hoops: [within laughter] Yeah, I'll be free.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Oh, don't worry. We'll be there!
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Hoops: See you then, Rainbow Crash!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Did you see that? I was so assertive!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [sigh] Those guys are right. I'll never be able to do it.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: But, Rainbow Dash. Just because you've failed the sonic rainboom a hundred thousand times in practice doesn't mean you won't be able to do it in front of an entire stadium, full of impatient, super-critical sportsfan ponies.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Aaaaaah! What do I do?! Everypony's gonna see me fail! The Wonderbolts will never let a loser like me join. Princess Celestia will probably banish me to the Everfree Forest! My life is ruined!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Rare...	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Rare?! The sonic rainboom is way more than rare!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Rarity?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Rarity! Are you... flying?!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I most certainly am! Aren't my wings smashing?! Twilight made them for me. I just adore them! Why so shocked? We couldn't leave our favorite flyer without a big cheering section!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: "We"? I... I can't believe it!
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: It's incredible!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: This is so cool! You guys made it!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Sure did!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Wait! How'd you do that? Only Pegasus ponies can walk on clouds.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Haha. Pretty cool, huh?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I found a spell that makes temporary wings, but it was too difficult to do more than once. So I found an easier spell that lets the rest of us walk on clouds.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Applejack: And we came to cheer you to victory!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: To be honest, I was starting to get just the teeniest, tiniest bit nervous. But I feel a lot better now that you guys are here. Hey, we've got some time before the competition. Why don't Fluttershy and I show you around Cloudsdale?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity & Applejack: Yes!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Here it is: the greatest city in the sky!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Group: Oooh! Aaah!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [in mirror] Oooh! Aaah!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Uhh... Some of the greatest Pegasi in history came from Cloudsdale!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, wait for me!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Steam Roller: Those wings are gorgeous!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Why, thank you!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Be careful with those wings, Rarity. They're made from gossamer and morning dew, and they're incredibly delicate.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Don't worry, Twilight. I'm sure they can't get worn out from too much attention.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Since we're up here, I'd sure like to get a look at where the weather's made.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Great idea! C'mon, girls. To the weather factory!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: This is where they make the snowflakes. Each one is hoofmade. As you can see, it's a delicate operation.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [gasp] Ooh, the snowflakes look even better from up here.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: We better move on before Rarity ruins winter and causes a drought.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: And here's where they make the rainbows!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [slurp] [pants] Spicyyyyyy!...	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, rainbows aren't really known for their flavor.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: [offscreen] Whoa!
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Oh, where'd you get those amazing wings? I want a pair!
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Hmm... Yeah, I guess I could see that.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Oh, hey look, it's Rainbow Crash again!
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Hoops: Heheheyeah! Rainbow... Umm... Eyah... Crash!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Rarity! What're you doing talking to these guys?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, they were just admiring my wings, Rainbow Dash.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Yeah, you should forget the sonic rainboom and just get yourself some wings like these!
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Oohh...	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Uhh... C'mon, girls. Why don't we go see how clouds are made? Don't listen to them. You're gonna win that competition for sure!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Are you kidding? I can't do the sonic rainboom, and just look at these boring, plain old feathered wings. I'm doomed!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: What, these old things? Go ahead, everypony. Photos are encouraged.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, we're supposed to be helping Rainbow Dash relax, remember? Put your wings away and stop showing off!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, pfft. How can you ask me to put away perfection?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Waa-haa-haa!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, are you okay? You don't look so good.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [panting] Of course! Why wouldn't I be okay? Everyone's so in love with Rarity's wings that they won't even notice when I totally blow it in the Best Young Flyer's Competition.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbowshine: Hey! There's an idea! YOU should enter the competition!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Foggy Fleece: Yeah! I could watch you fly all day long!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: There really isn't anypony who uses their wings quite like me. Perhaps I should compete.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: WHAT?!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: What am I gonna DO?! I'll never win the competition now...	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I'm going to be a while!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Madden: Fillies and gentlecolts! Please rise and join me in welcoming our beloved Princess Celestia!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Madden: Please welcome our celebrity judges for the Best Young Flyer Competition: the Wonderbolts!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Madden: And now, let's find out who will take the prize as this year's best young flyer!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Lucy Packard: Okay, contestant number one, you're up.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Eyah!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Lucy Packard: Okay, number two, let's go.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Umm...	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Lucy Packard: C'mon, c'mon, we ain't got all day!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: She's talking to you!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dr. Hooves: Dr. Oh. Umm... Oh, I guess that's me!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Lucy Packard: Okay, number four, time to go.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I'm number four, and I need just one more itsy-bitsy minute. Be a dear and have somepony go ahead of me, hmm?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Lucy Packard: Look, I don't care who it is, but somepony's gotta go on!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Meadow Song: Let's do this!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Uhh... What am I gonna do?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I loved number seven. Doing fifteen barrel rolls in a row can't be easy.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: My favorite is number ten. She just looked like such a nice pony.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Hmm... Wonder how come we haven't seen Rainbow Dash or Rarity yet. The competition's almost over.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Lucy Packard: Number fifteen, let's go!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Rarity... is ready!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Lucy Packard: Look, ladies. I don't know what to tell you. There's only time for one more performance. If you both want to compete, you'll just have to go out there together!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Well, Rainbow Dash? Shall we?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Madden: And now, for our final competitor of the day, contestant number fifteen! Uhh... And apparently contestant number four...	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Good luck, Rainbow Dash. Just do your best. I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of changing our music. That "rock and roll" doesn't really match my wings.
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [gulp] C'mon, Rainbow Dash. You can do this. Just remember the routine. Phase one.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Oof. Waaah!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Hoops: Nice work, Rainbow Crash!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Time for phase two.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Look! Phase two is working.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: And now for my grand finale. I will fly right up to the sun and beam my beautiful wings over the whole city of Cloudsdale! [gasp and squeal] They'll be talking about it for years!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Looks like this is my last chance to turn things around. Phase three. The sonic [gulp] rainboom. Wings, don't fail me now!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [panting] Look upon me, Equestria, for I... am... Rarity!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! Her wings evaporated into thin air!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Misty Fly: Ooh!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Soarin: Aah!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Spitfire: Uuh!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Hold on, Rarity! I'm coming!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh, I can't look!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: A sonic rainboom! She did it! She did it! Wooo!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Whoa.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: A sonic rainboom! Wooo! Yeah!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I did it. I did it!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [sigh] You sure did. Oh thank you, Rainbow Dash. You saved my life!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah. I did that too. Ha, best day ever!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I want to apologize to all of you for getting so carried away with my... beautiful wings. I guess I just lost my head.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: It's okay.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Oh, don't worry about it, kiddo.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: We still love you.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: And I'm especially sorry that I was so thoughtless as to jump into the contest at the last minute after you had worked so hard to win it. Can you ever ever forgive me?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Aw, it's okay. Everything turned out all right, right? I just wish I could have met the Wonderbolts when they were awake.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [gasp] Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Spitfire: So you're the little pony who saved our lives. We really wanted to meet you, and say thanks.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Hello, Twilight Sparkle, and hello to your friends too.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Princess Celestia, I am sorry I ruined the competition. Rainbow Dash here really is the best flyer in Equestria.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: I know she is, my dear. That's why, for her incredible act of bravery and her spectacular sonic rainboom, I'm presenting the grand prize for Best Young Flyer to this year's winner, Miss Rainbow Dash!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: So Twilight Sparkle, did you learn anything about friendship from this experience?	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I did Princess, but I think Rarity learned even more than me.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I certainly did. I learned how important it is to keep your hooves on the ground, and be there for your friends.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Excellent. Well done, Rarity.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: This really is the best day ever!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Uhh, hey, Rainbow Crash.
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Hoops: Dash!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Oh! Uhh... Sorry. Rainbow Dash. Uhh, we just wanted to congratulate you on winning the competition.
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Hoops: That sonic rainboom was awesome!	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Heh, thanks, guys.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Uhh, we're really sorry we gave you such a hard time before.
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Aww, that's okay. Don't worry about it.	
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Dumb-Bell: Hey. Do you want to hang out with us? Maybe you could show us how you did that incredible trick!
Sonic Rainboom	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Sorry, boys... But I've got plans!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Where'd I put that? Ohh, I thought I already...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Ohh, and I can't forget I've got to... oh, how am I ever gonna get this done?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Are you sure I can't help? I could-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: No!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Maybe just a-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: No thanks!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: How about-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Just stand over there.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: But-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Where you'll be out of the way. Ribbon, ribbon! Where's the ribbon?!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: I got it!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Whoa!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Aah!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Um, I-I'll just go and stand over there, where I'll be... out of the way.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Won't you at least let me help you clean up?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: No. You've helped me quite enough.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: I'm sorry, sis! I just thought that if I could help, I might find my special gift and finally earn my cutie mark.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: I understand. It's just that... I need this time to fill this order without any... complications.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Okay, all done. Now, back to work. I've lost a lot of time, and I cannot have any more interruptions.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Oh, what now?!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, sorry. I thought the "open" sign meant you were open, but I must have been mistaken.
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: [gasps] Fluttershy! Forgive me! I was so wrapped up in my work that I forgot you were bringing Opalescence back from her grooming!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: No worries, Rarity. I've left her there in the basket.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Oh, she looks great! I just don't understand how you're able to do it! I can't get near her without getting a swipe from her claws.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Ahh! Did you use... the Stare on her?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, no! I wouldn't! I couldn't! I-I don't really have any control over when that happens. I-It just happens. No, I'm just good with animals. It's my special gift, you know?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Well, you should have a picture of Opal as a cutie mark instead of those butterflies.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Maybe I can be good with animals, too!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Or not.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: I'm sorry I can't invite you to stay and chat, Fluttershy. I've bitten off a bit more than I can chew with this order.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: But you're not eating anything.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: No, Sweetie, it's an expression. It means that I've taken on more work than I can handle. I've got twenty of these special robes to make tonight! They're due in Trottingham tomorrow morning.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: See? I've lined them in a special gold silk. It took so long to make, but I think it adds just the right touch, don't you?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: These are lovely, but twenty by tonight? How will you get it all done?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Well, I, uh...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Oh, oh, oh! Maybe I could... just... just stand over here and watch.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: I'll manage.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Well, maybe I should get out of your mane so you can work.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: Hi, Fluttershy! Hi, Rarity!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Hello, uh, girls...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: Hey, Sweetie Belle!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Scootaloo! Apple Bloom!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: You ready for tonight?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Yup! Cutie mark planning session is a go!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Tonight is the night we each try to find our own special talent.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Even if it takes us all night!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: I'm ready! You ready?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Very ready!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Cutie Mark Crusader sleepover at Rarity's! Yay!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: And... look what I made us!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: Oh, wow! [laughter, gasps] That's so cool! Oooh!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: What does that patch on your cape mean?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: The Cutie Mark Crusaders! Yay!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: We're on a crusade, a mission!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: To find our cutie marks!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Yup. And look. I lined them with this special gold silk. It took sooo long to make, but I think it adds just the right touch, don't you?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: Oooooh!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Sweetie Belle! What have you done? That was the last of the gold silk! Oh, now I'll have to make more! Oh, I hope I can make more. I'm gonna have to work all night! Which means... Sorry, girls, I'm afraid the Crusaders sleepover is cancelled.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: What?!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: I just won't have any time to watch you if I want to get these robes delivered on time.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: But-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: No buts this time. I'm sorry, Sweetie Belle. It's just the way it has to be.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Awwww...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: I, uh, I suppose I could take them for the night.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: I couldn't ask you to do that.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, it's no problem at all.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Have you met my sister and her friends? A problem is all it would be.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Did I have a problem with Opal? You've seen how well I handle small creatures!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: I suppose that's true... and I do have a lot of work to do...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Come on, it'll be fun.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: I assure you, they're quite a handful.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: These sweet little angels?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Well... all right.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Cutie Mark Crusader sleepover at Fluttershy's cottage! Yay!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: So cute. W-wait for me!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Hmmm...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, won't this be ever so fun? We can have a nice little tea party, and braid each others' tails, and sit quietly and color, and tell each other fairy tales, and-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Hello, Fluttershy.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh! Hello, Twilight. Where are you off to?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: I'm heading to the Everfree Forest to Zecora's to get some of my favorite tea.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Th-The Everfree Forest? Ah, you'll be careful, won't you?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Of course! How about you? What are you doing with the girls?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Rarity has a big order to fill tonight, so I volunteered to take the girls over to my cottage for a sleepover.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Wow. Sounds like everypony has their hooves full today. Taking care of those three fillies all by yourself? You sure you can handle it?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: What? These sweet little angels? They'll be no problem at all.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Wow! Look at this place! What's that? Are those chickens?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: [to herself] No... problem at all. [normal] Okay, girls, uh, what should we do?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: I'm gonna get my mark first!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Girls?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Nuh-uh!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Should we-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: I am!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Girls, okay, now settle-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: I'm staying up all night!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Me, too!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Me, three!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: I-I know you're excited, but- girls, oh, oh, careful with the- oh, ah, girls- [huffs] So! What do you wanna do? Play a game?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: And we want to crusade for our cutie marks!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: And, and, and, we, um- yeah! What they said!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Mmm, I don't know... how about a nice quiet little tea party?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Or... we could go adventuring in the Everfree Forest!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Yeah!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, no! The Everfree Forest is much too dangerous. It's filled with far too many strange creatures.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: But you could go with us and we could catch those creatures. We could be, umm... creature catchers!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Yay! Cutie Mark Crusader creature catchers!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Arrrr! I am a dangerous creature from the Everfree Forest! Rrrarr!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Halt, dangerous creature of the Everfree Forest. I am Sweetie Belle, the creature catcher, and I'm here to catch you!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: You can never catch me! I am far too powerful and dangerous!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: You cannot run from me!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Raaaar!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Um, oh, maybe that's not such a- now, girls, how about we do some nice coloring? Doh-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Come back, dangerous creature, so I can catch you!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Never!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Careful... you don't...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: ...break anything.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Sorry, Fluttershy.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Yeah, sorry.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: I guess we aren't creature catchers.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, girls, it's okay. I-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: I know! We could be Cutie Mark Crusader carpenters!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: C-carpenters?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Hammer!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Hammer.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Hammer!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Hammer. Hammer! ...Hammer.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Um ... that doesn't look like a table.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: We were making a table?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: We are definitely not Cutie Mark Carpenters.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Who wants a picture of a hammer on their flank anyway?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Well, now that we've gotten that out of the way, how about a game?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: A game?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: It's called "Shhh!"
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: What's that?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: I lose!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Me too!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Me three!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Okay, now what can we do? Oooh! How about Cutie Mark Crusader coal miners?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Yeah!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: No!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Awwww!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: I mean, it's time for bed, don't you think? Aren't you excited to get all toasty and warm in your snuggly-wuggly widdle beds?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Snuggly-wuggly? But we have more crusadin' to do!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: We've got plans!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: And capes!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Um, okay, um. Maybe the crusading can wait until morning? When it's light? And not so... dark?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: How are we gonna find our special talent in our sleep?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: [blows out candle] Maybe you'll have a lovely little dream about your special talent.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: But we're not even tired!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: How about I sing you a lullaby?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Mm-hmm, yeah!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Hush now, quiet now It's time to lay your sleepy head Hush now, quiet now It's time to go to bed	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: I know this one!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, how wonderful! Why don't you sing it with me?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Hush now! Quiet now! It's time to lay your sleepy head! Said hush now! Quiet now! It's time to go to bed!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Okay Sweetie, that was...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep! Exciting day behind you! Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep! Let the joy of dream land find you!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Thank you Sweetie, um...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Hush now! Quiet now! Lay your sleepy head! Said hush now! Quiet now! It's time to go to bed!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Ow!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: What is that?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: [gasp] Girls!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Fluttershy, your chickens are on the loose!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: I wonder what could have caused that...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Don't worry, Fluttershy, the Cutie Mark Crusaders will handle this!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Cutie Mark Crusader chicken herders! Yay!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: No, I don't think that's a- ah, come back! Please!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Come on, girls, the chickens are fine- oh, girls, um... girls!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Come on, in you go.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: There's some good chickens. Okay, you three. Isn't it about time you got into bed?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: But-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Please?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: So, no more crusading for tonight, all right?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Yes, Fluttershy!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: We promise, Fluttershy!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Good night, Fluttershy!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Okay, good night.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Okay, so what kind of crusading do we do next?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: There's not much we can do from this room... unless we become Cutie Mark Crusader cottage cleaners.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: N-no, thanks.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Well, we have to think of somethin'. We can't just waste this opportunity to find out what our special talents are. Hey, girls! Look! Some of the chickens may have escaped!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Into the forest!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: [whispering] Cutie Mark Crusaders chicken rescuers are go!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: [sigh] It really wasn't that hard ... I mean, all I needed to do was just show them who's in charge. Nothing's gonna get past Fluttershy! Good with animals, good with kids.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: [whispering] Wait up!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Mmm, peace and quiet. [gasps] Too quiet. [gasps] Girls? Girls? Elizabeak! She's missing! Girls?! [gasps] Oh, no! They must have gone looking for my missing chicken! Which means... they must have gone into... [gasp] [gulp] The Everfree Forest!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Here, chick-chick-chick-chick-chick! Brawck, bawk-bawk-bawk, brawck!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: What are you doing?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Callin' for the chicken!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: That is not how you call a chicken.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Oh, and you know how to call a chicken?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: I know that's not the way.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Then show me.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: I don't have to show you!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: You're just chicken!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Am not!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Oh, wait, now I know how to call a chicken! Scootaloo! Scoot-scootalooooo!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: That's so funny I forgot to laugh.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: You also forgot how to call a chicken!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Why, you...	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Come on, guys, we're not gonna find the chicken or our cutie marks by arguing.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Maybe that's our special talent. Arguin'!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Is not!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Is too!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Is not!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Is too! Anything yet?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Nope.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Darn.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Heeeere, chick-chick-chick-chick, baaawk, bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk, b-baaaaawk!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: [whispering] Girls? [gulp] Girls? [tiny terrified squeak] Oh! Get a hold of yourself, Fluttershy. Just put one hoof in front of the other.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Ahh! What was that?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, no! If you've been turned to stone, it must mean- oh! Oh no, the girls! Don't move. I'll be back for you. Girls!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Is not!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Is too!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Is not!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Is too!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Girls! Our special talent is not arguing. Besides, what would the cutie mark of somepony whose talent is arguing even look like?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Girls? Girls?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Fluttershy?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Girls! Thank goodness I found you!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Fluttershy, what-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Girls, we have to leave the forest at once!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: But... we haven't found the chicken yet!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: There's no time for that. There's a cockatrice on the loose!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: A cocka-what now?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: A cockatrice! It's a frightening creature with the head of a chicken and the body of a snake. Now, come on!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: The head of a chicken and the body of a snake? That doesn't sound scary, that sounds silly!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Why, if I ever saw one of them cockathingies face-to-face, I'd laugh at how silly it was.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: No! Never look one in the eye!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: If you look a cockatrice in the eye-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: The chicken!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Girls! Wait!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Here, chick-chick-chick-chick-chick!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Chickens: [chicken clucking]	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: There he is!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Two chickens?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: I thought only one escaped!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Grab them both!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: See? Now we have to-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Girls, please. Girls- now listen to me, girls, I- please!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Girls! Behind me, now!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: You! Just who do you think you are, going around turning others into stone?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: You should be ashamed of yourself. I have a mind to find your mother and tell her what you've been up to, young man. Now you go over there, and turn Elizabeak and my friend Twilight back to normal, and don't ever let me catch you doing this again. Do you understand me?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Are you girls all right? I was so worried!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: Yeah, fine!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Thanks to that stare of yours.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: You're like the queen of stares. You're the-	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Stare Master!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: We're sorry we snuck out of the house and into the forest.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Yeah. We'll listen to you from now on.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: We promise.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, you do, do you? Well, you better, or I'll give you... the Stare!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: What... what happened?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: And that's when it brought you back from stone.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: This is gonna make quite a letter to the princess. I was wrong about you. You certainly do know how to handle those girls.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Oh, I wouldn't go that far.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: Hmm? How so?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: I assumed that I'd be just as good with kids as I am with animals. Boy, was I wrong. I really learned the hard way not to bite off more than I could chew.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Twilight Sparkle: You and Rarity both. Good morning, Rarity.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Did you finish all those capes?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: [sigh] Just delivered them. I have to admit, if you hadn't come along, I might not have. Thanks again.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Won't you stay for some tea?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: I really must get back to the shop and clean up. Girls! Get your things. Time to go. Girls!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Girls! Time to- Girls! Your things! Girls! It's time to- Girls!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Allow me. [clears throat] Girls?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Apple Bloom: Yes, Fluttershy.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Scootaloo: You called?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Go and get your things. Rarity is here to see you home.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Sweetie Belle: Of course, Fluttershy, right away!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Ah, huh, ah, how did you... how did you do that?	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: I guess I'm just as good with kids as I am with animals.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Thank you, Fluttershy! Bye! Thank you, Stare Master!	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Rarity: Ah, uh, speaking of which, I could use your help with Opal.	
Stare Master	Chris Savino	Fluttershy: Of course. How about later today?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Where are you takin' us?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: We're almost there, young'uns.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I've never been here before.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Ouch!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Oh. Sorry.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Are we there yet?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: There? Where? What? I don't even know what we're doing.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Here we are.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: What are we lookin' at?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: I have no idea.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: What is that thing?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Cutie Mark Crusaders, welcome to your new clubhouse. [silence] Well, don't thank me all at once. This was my clubhouse when I was your age. Sure it hasn't been used in a while, but it's empty and on a secluded, private part of the farm. And it's all yours. It just needs a little, uh... TLC.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Applejack! We're supposed to turn this into our new clubhouse?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well, maybe y'all will get your cutie marks when you discover your talent for... Waaah! [crash] Uh... house cleanin'?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Soup's on!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Whoa! Hi, Scootaloo! Back already? You're amazin' on that scooter.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Thanks! Wow, Apple Bloom. You did all of this?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Yep! I've fixed the broken shutters, sanded off the splinters, rebuilt the roof, painted...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: That's so cool. What's Sweetie Belle up to?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: There you are, Sweetie Belle! See? I told you we could find her by following her totally awesome voice.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: What's that sweet tune you're singing?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh. I was just working on our new Cutie Mark Crusaders theme song.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: Cool!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Teach us?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Well, I've only come up with one part... but okay!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: They all say that you will get your mark When the time is really right	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: And you know just what you're supposed to do	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: [loud and off-key] And your talent comes to light!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well, uh... I'll be, Cutie Mark Crusaders. You've done one fine job with this place. So, what's next?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Well, now that we have a real life clubhouse...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: ...and a map of Ponyville...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: ...and a Cutie Mark Crusaders theme song...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Theme song?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We're gonna go out in the world and discover our talents.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: A new adventure!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: And earn our cutie marks.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We'll leave no stone unturned!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: No mountain unclimbed!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: No meal uncooked!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: No sock unworn!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well okay then! Sounds like you have a plan. I gotta, uh... Leave no apple unpicked! See y'all later!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Are we ready to get our cutie marks, ponies?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Ready!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I had nothing to do with this.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: What is going on here?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Hmm... Well, we sure aren't gettin' our cutie marks for bein' librarians.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Huh. I should think not. What?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Girls, I think you're going about this the wrong way. Instead of trying to do things in areas you're not familiar with, why not try doing things in areas that you already like?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: And I have the perfect place to start.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: "Showcase your talents..."
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: "...for all to see."
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: "Perform in the Ponyville school talent show!"
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: There'll be all sorts of awards. Best dramatic performance, best comedy act, best magic act... Surely you can find your talent.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: This would be the perfect place to discover our talents. Jugglin'!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Acting!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Magic tricks!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Square dancin'!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Tightrope walking!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Tiger taming!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: My little ponies! You're missing the point. Think about the things you already enjoy doing. Think about what you're already good at.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Sure! We can do that.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Yeah! Sure we can.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Well, whatever we do, we'll do it as...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: ...The Cutie Mark Crusaders!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Sweetie Belle! I told you not to touch my things. Come back with my supplies!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: We're just borrowing them for the talent show. Don't worry, sis. I promise we'll bring them back.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Thanks, Mr. Breezy. We'll return the fan to you real soon.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: What do we need this fan for?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Trust me on this one.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Okay, so that's six wooden planks, four-by-eight plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes. Anything else?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Yeah. Instructions on how to use six wooden planks, four-by-eight plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: "Ghosts, Goblins and Ghoulish Figures"? Good heavens, girls. What do you need a book like this for?
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: You'll see. Thanks, Twilight. We'll give it back as soon as we're done with it.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: What do you think they're up to?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I have no idea and I don't know if I should be excited or scared to find out.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I'm glad we're doin' this as a team.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Me too. Um... so what are we doing again?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: A super awesome dramatic song for the talent show, of course.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Right! With super-cool scenery. And amazing costumes!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: And mind-blowin' dance moves.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: This is gonna be soo amazing!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Sweetie Belle, I think you should be a singer.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: What? No way I'm singing in front of a crowd. Twilight said to do something we like to do, and I'd like to be like my big sister, and she's a designer.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Fine then. You can do the costumes and the scenery.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: And Scootaloo, you're great in maneuvers on your scooter. So you should do the choreography. Y'know, all those dance moves.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Nah. I'd rather sing a wicked rock ballad. Why don't you come up with the dance routine, Apple Bloom?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Hm... I'm not much of a dancer... but I do like Kung-fu. That's kinda like dancin'. Hi-ya! Hah! Hah! Yah!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Then it's settled! Let's get started.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: One... two... three... Oh! Oh!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Ow, Apple Bloom! What are you doing?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Oh, I feel like I have four left feet. I can't even spin right.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Don't be silly. You just gotta keep your head forward until the very last minute, like this. See? Easy-peasy. You just gotta practice a bunch, that's all.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Wow! That does look easy. Thanks. Okay. Let's try this again. Oh! Ouch! Ow. I'm okay!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Keep practicing!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Will do.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: We fight the fight, walk the walk. Talk the talk, eat the... uh... food like a celery stalk? Ugh! I'll never come up with anything! Never, never, never!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Come back! Come back! Uh. Dumb fabric. Hey, Scoot! How's the song going?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Pbbbt.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Pbbbt? Oh my! Sounds serious.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: I'm just no good at lyrics. Coming up with words is, like... [pause] really hard.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh, it can't be that bad. "With our cutie marks we'll rock Equestria. We use our stomachs to... digestia"? Umm... Well... These are... um... good, but... How about after "we fight the fight"... There is nothing that we fear We'll have to figure out what we'll do next 'Til our cutie marks are here
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Wow! That's so awesome! Did you just come up with that now?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Yeah... kind of.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Thanks, I'm totally using that.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh no!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Ouch!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: How's the spin coming along?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I think I gotta just stick to punches and kicks. You know, ponies only have four legs.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: [moan] I'll never be a designer like my sister Rarity.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Hey, it's no big deal. Why don't you use the dress form? It'll help you with your patterns and help you put all the pieces in the right places.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh, is that what that's for?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Uh... maybe you should also clean your paintbrush between each color.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh, I was wondering why all the colors looked like mud.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: You're not using power tools, are you?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: The talent show is just around the corner. I wonder how the fillies are doin'.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Oh! Sorry, Scootaloo.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: That's okay. Ugh!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oops! Sorry, Scootaloo. Ouch!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Oh, my bad, Sweetie Belle. Let's sing the chorus again!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well, gosh. Sure wasn't expectin' that.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I think that sounded pretty good.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Me too. You think we're ready?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Ready as we'll ever be. Hey! Did you see us practicing?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Uh... Yeah.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Well? How'd we do? How'd we do?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Uh...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Speechless! See, girls? I told you that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna leave them speechless.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Yay!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: "Speechless" is right.
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Snips: ...And on the count of three, this rabbit will disappear, and something tasty will reappear in its place. A one, a two, and a three! Hey! Where are they? Snails, where are the... carrots. SNAILS!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Uh, how about a round of applause for the S&S magic act? Now for our next act, we have Sunny Daze and Peachy Pie reciting their favorite poem... on roller skates!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Break a leg!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Sweetie Belle! What a thing to say!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: No, no, no. You see, in the theater it's considered bad luck to say "good luck". So you say "break a leg" instead.
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: My little ponies! How are you doing?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Nervous...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry. You're gonna be amazing. Remember, just stick to what you know best. I can't wait to hear you sing, Sweetie Belle.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Why does everypony always think I'm gonna sing?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Actually, Twilight Sparkle, I'm the main singer tonight.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: And I'm the main dancer. Hi-ya!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: And I'm in charge of...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Costumes?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: And sets and props. How'd you know?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Really, girls? Are you sure...?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Cutie Mark Crusaders, you're on next. Break a leg.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Break a le-	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Ugh!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Uh... good luck!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Look, here, are three little ponies, Ready to sing for this crowd, Listen up, 'cause here's our story I'm gonna sing it	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Very loud!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: When you're a younger pony And your flank is very bare Feels like the sun will never come When your cutie mark's not there	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: So the three of us will fight the fight There is nothing that we fear We'll have to figure out what we'll do next	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: 'Til our cutie marks are here!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders On a quest to find out who we are And we will never stop the journey Not until we have our cutie marks	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: They all say that you'll get your mark When the time is really right And you know just what you're supposed to do And your talent comes to light	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: But it's not as easy as it sounds And that waiting's hard to do So we test our talents everywhere	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Until our face is blue	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders On a quest to find out who we are And we will never stop the journey Not until we have our cutie marks	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders On a quest to find out who we are And we will never stop the journey Not until we have our cutie marks!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Wow. That did not go as well as I expected.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I can't believe they're laughin' at us.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Was it that bad?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Back on stage, girls. It's time for the awards.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Back on stage? No.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: They'll just laugh some more.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Yeah, what's the point?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Now girls, let's be good sports. You made a great effort. You should be proud. Now come on!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Let's hear it for all our talented fillies and colts.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Our first award goes to... Snips and Snails for best magic act.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Snips: Hey! Mine's at least shinier.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Snails: Well, mine's bigger.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Snips: Oh yeah, well... Well, mine is, um... heavier?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: The next award goes to... Sunny Daze and Peachy Pie for best dramatic performance.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: And finally, the last award of the night goes to... the Cutie Mark Crusaders!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: What?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: For best comedy act.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Can you believe it? We won!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: I knew our act was awesome.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: You know what would be the best? If we won and we got our cutie marks.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Congratulations, ponies! Job well done.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: [sadly] Thanks, Twilight.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hey, you don't sound too excited.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: [sigh] We worked really hard and won a prize, but we still don't have our cutie marks.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Which is the prize we really wanted.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, girls...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: But we think we know why.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Yes. We know why.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh? Tell me. I'd love to make a special report to the Princess.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Well, maybe we were trying too hard.	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Yes? And?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: And instead of forcing ourselves to do something that's not meant for us...	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Yes? Yes?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We each should be embracing our true talent!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: And that is...?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Comedy!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Apple Bloom! You did it!	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Did you see our award? Weren't we funny?	
The Show Stoppers	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: One day... [giggle] One day...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Perfect!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Coming! Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique. [gasp] Sapphire Shores! The pony of pop!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sapphire Shores: Good afternoon, Miss Rarity!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: You yah... Y-y-you know my name?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sapphire Shores: Well, of course I do, darling. I make it a point to know all of the up-and-coming designers and Clothes Horse magazine simply raved about you.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh my stars. If I'm dreaming, do not wake me up. How may I help you, Miss Shores?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sapphire Shores: Oh please, call me Sapphire.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [giggle] How may I help you, Sapphire?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sapphire Shores: Well, as I'm sure you know, I'll be touring all of Equestria with my latest concert, Sapphire Shores' Ziegfilly Follies, so I need to look seeensational! Ow!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: I have just what you need. Sapphire Shores, prepare yourself for the pièce de résistance de la haute couture. I used every last diamond I found on this one garment.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sapphire Shores: [gasp] And it is spectacular! I'll take it.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Really?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sapphire Shores: Oh yes, and five more, each done up in a different jewel.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Beg pardon?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sapphire Shores: Costume changes.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sapphire Shores: [chuckle] Yes, I do have that effect on ponies.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Oh my gosh! Sapphire Shores! The pony of pop! She is awesome! I mean, she's gorgeous and talented and - heh... and not even half the pony you are. I mean, you're ten times more gorgeous and talented and-	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Spike, a lady is never jealous.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Eh, of course not. But were you totally flipping out or what?!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Ladies do not "flip out", Spike. However, I was quite in awe. Oh, I need to find more jewels than ever before to decorate her costumes. Oh, aha!
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Did you find some?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Yes, Spike! Right there!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Ooooo! You look so delicious...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Spike! I promised I'd give you gems to snack on, but we need to collect more first or I'll never be able to make these outfits for Sapphire.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Hm... I will miss you, my sweets.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Come along, Spike. We have many jewels to find.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: At your service, milady.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Spike!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: You've been very patient today, Spike. And for that you get the finest reward. This is from me to you.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Is something wrong, Spike?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: No. It's perfect.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Ooo, bring the cart, Spike. There are more over here.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: For me. From Rarity.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Yesss, gemsss. Gemsss!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: Where?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Preciousss gemsss! He is the gem hunter. With him we can have all those gems... and more! Let's get the dragon.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Spike! Where are you?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Wait! Who is that?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: You know, it's terrible to keep a lady waiting.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Coming!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Jackpot!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Oh, it's not the dragon we want. It's the pony!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Diamond Dogs: The pony...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Well, Spike, I think that's all we can do for today. And these will certainly get me well on my way with Sapphire's outfits. Why don't we start headi... Oh! What's this? Another jewel. Oh.. Oh, strange. It's in the trees. Oooo... Ewww! Uh... uh... Good day, gentle... uh, fellow. Uh, I am Rarity and this is my friend Spike.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Ehe...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: And you are...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: A Diamond Dog.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh really? Oh well, that explains your fine taste in jewelry. I mean I-I-I know that diamonds are a girl's best friend and now I know that they're a dog's best friend too, ha ha ha. So, um, [cough] you're out hunting for gems as well?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Yes. We hunt.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Uh... we?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: We hunt for gems. But you are a better hunter. So now we hunt... for you!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Yaaaaah!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: [grunt] Run, Rarity! Run! Aaaah! Uh!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: Ooooooh!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Yaaaaah!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Spike! Come on! Hurry!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Gotcha!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Waah! Spike!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Got him, Rarity! I got him!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: Haha! Nope!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Sorry, scaly one.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Wait! Rarity?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Unhand me this instant, you ruffians. Stop! Put me down, you thugs! You brutes!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: [gasp] Rarity!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Spike! Ah, dirt! Aaaaah, Spiiiike!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Which, what, where?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Save me...!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Nooooooooooo!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, can you breathe now?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Yes... [pant] I think so.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Good. Now tell us what you know.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah. 'Cause all you said earlier was...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: [pant] Aaaah! Rarity... woods... jewels... dogs... hole... taken... Save her!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Not a whole lot to go on there, sport.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Sorry. Rarity and I were in the woods looking for jewels when these creepy guys showed up.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Creepy guys?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: They called themselves the Diamond Dogs. They grabbed Rarity and disappeared down a hole in the ground.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, this sounds mighty easy. Just take us to that there hole and we'll save Rarity.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Holy moly, that's a lotta holeys.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Come on, girls! Let's get started.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Hello?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Puh!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yuck! Ugh!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Puh!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Quick! We gotta get down one before they're all filled up.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh! Oh my. Oh, oh!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: We can't muscle through it!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Whew. Heavens to Betsy. Now I'm used to pickin' myself up and dustin' myself off, but Rarity won't even touch mud 'less it's imported.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Rarity...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh, woe is me! Whatever shall I do? Ah! Dirt, dirt! Get away, dirt! Oh! Make it stop, make it stop! Ah! Filthy, disgusting dirt. It stings, it burns. Help! Oh, somepony save me, save me!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: We gotta save her.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: But they blocked up all the holes.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Don't mean we can't dig 'em out. Come on!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ow!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oof!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: [panting] Whoa! Oof!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Get 'em!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Whoooaaa!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Come on!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: All those scary monsters popping up everywhere. Oh, poor Rarity must be terrified.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [worryingly] Ooh.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Give me the baubles!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Ah!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: Give me the beads!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Aah!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Where are the trinkets?!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Aaaah!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Diamond Dogs: Where is the treasure?!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Poor Rarity. What are we gonna do?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: I got it! I'll save you, my sweet.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	All: Huh?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, it is very noble of you...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Shhh!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [quieter] ...to sacrifice the gem Rarity gave you.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Oh, Lady Rarity. My damsel in distress.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sir Spike: I shall save you. Show yourselves, you dogs! You curs! Ah. There you are, you mangy mutts.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sir Spike: Now, where is Lady Rarity?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Lady Rarity: [gasp] Spike! I knew you would save me!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sir Spike: Nothing could stop me, milady.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Sir Spike: Mmmmmm...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hoho there, lover boy.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Whoa! Whoa whoa whoawhoawhoa... I got a bite! I got a bite!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hold on there, little fella.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Twilight!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Wait for me!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Whee!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Whee! Ha, ha, ha!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Oh, oh!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Ha ha, it worked! We're in! Now we can finally save Rarity!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Um... Which way do we go?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Nooooooooooo!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: All these tunnels... How are we ever gonna find Rarity?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Guess we're just gonna have to start going down them one by one.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: That could take forever! There's gotta be way to narrow it down.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: I know! I bet they've taken Rarity down the tunnel with the most gems.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: But Spike, Rarity is the only one who knows how to find gems.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: No, Twilight. You can! You can copy Rarity's gem-finding spell.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh my gosh! You're right! Rarity showed me how she did it a while back. If I can just remember...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: That's it. You did it, Twilight! Come on! We're coming, Rarity. We'll save you. Just hold on.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh please, Diamond Dogs. Please let me go.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: No!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: You're our precious little pony.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Forever! Muhahahaha!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: But whatever do you want from me?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Gemsss!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Yes! The gems. The jewels.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: Find them! Find them all!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh! Is that all?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: There. A lovely pocket of jewels are right there. Now, if you'd be so kind as to show me the exit?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Good! [laugh] Now, dig them up, pony.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: What? But you said you wanted me to find the gems.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Yes! Find and then dig.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Dig?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: Yes. Dig.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: What are you doing? We said dig!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Oh, for goodness- Fine! Just stop. Stop! Dig, dogs! Dig! And fast.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: She won't dig, she pulls.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: I beg your pardon, but what, pray tell, are you doing?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: Others will dig. You will haul the wagon.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Prrrecious pony-pedi will be preserved.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Well, somebody certainly needs proper nail care. When was the last time you two had a manicure? You're scratching up my coat with those jagged things!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Please be quiet!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Good heavens, what is that smell?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Smeeeeeell?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Ah, mystery solved. It's your breath.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Enough! Search, pony!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Well, since you insist... But I must say the working conditions in here are simply dreadful. Musty and damp, it's going to wreak havoc on my mane. And this air is stifling, suffocating. And when I try to take a deep breath, the stench of all you dogs makes me nauseated.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: You look and smell like you haven't bathed in weeks. Have you never heard of soap? You could all do with a good round of soap and water. Oh water, oh water, I'm terribly thirsty. Could I please have some water?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Good gracious, I can't take this anymore. Be quiet, pony!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: And that's another thing. I would appreciate if you stopped calling me "pony". I am a lady and I wish to be addressed as such. So you may call me "Miss" or "Rarity" or "Miss Rarity".
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Enough! Your whining! It-it-it hurts!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Whining? I am not whining. I am complaining. Do you want to hear whining? Thiiis iiis whiiining! Oooh, this harness is too tiiight! It's going to chafe. Can't you loosen it? Oooh, it hurts and it's sooo ruuusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a staaain! And the wagon's getting heeeavy, why do I have to pull it?!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Aaah! Make it stop!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Stop whining!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: But I thought you wanted whiiining!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Geh! We'll do anything, pony!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [dreamily] Anything?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [sigh] This water is hardly sparkling. But I suppose it will have to do.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: [panting] Wait! Why are we doing this?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Yes, yes, I know. This is ridiculous! Letting a pony order us around. What are we? Mice or dogs?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido and Spot: Mi... dogs?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Dogs do not pull. Ponies pull. Let her make the awful noises.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: What are you doing? Hey, you spilled my drink. Oh! [whining] Not sooo tiiight!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Ha! Make the noises all you want. But move while you make them. Hyah, mule!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Did you just call me a... mule?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Ehh...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: What are these noises?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: He called me ugly!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: No! Mule! I said mule!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: An old ugly mule! And it's true! Just look at me. I used to be beautiful, but, but nooow...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: No, no! You're still beautiful, po... uh, Miss Rarity.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: You're just saying that!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: No, you're still pretty and... and...	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Oh, uh, uh, nice. Yeah.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Oh, I've had just about enough of this!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: We're getting close. I can feel it.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: It's coming from down here. Come on!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: She must be in there. Let's go!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Mook dogs: More workhorses.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hoh, doggies. If you can take this bull by the horns, you better be ready for a ride. Come on, ponies! Kick 'em up, kick 'em out. Buck 'em up, buck 'em down.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yeehaw! Get along, little doggies!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: I'm coming for you, milady. Hi-ho, Twilight! Away!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: And just what do you think you're doing?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Please, Twilight. Just give me this.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Lady Rarity, I'm here to save you!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: So picky.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: And critical.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: She won't stop talking.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Fido: And crying.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: We, uh, give her back. Yes.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Rarity! You're safe!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Why, yes. Hello, girls. You arrived just in time to assist me.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Assist you with what?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: With those.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: You're letting her leave with all these... jewels?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rover: Yes. Take them. And her with them.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spot: Please!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I can't believe you found all these gems!	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Heh. I can't believe you tricked all those dogs.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation. I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Me? What did I teach you?	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Just because somepony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits, a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.	
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Hm... "Outshines" is right. Now you have enough gems to cover Sapphire Shores' costumes.
A Dog and Pony Show	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Not if you eat them all, Spike.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: So sorry, Fluttershy. I hate being late for our weekly get-together. The usual!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: But you will not believe what happened to me.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Is everything all right?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, it's much more than all right. I was on my way here, wearing my latest hat creation, when who should stop me on the street but Photo Finish!?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Photo Finish?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: She is the most famous fashion photographer in all of Equestria. Anywho, she saw my hat and said it was absolutely marvelous!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: What a lovely compliment.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: She was so impressed that she wants to take some pictures of my shop featuring some of my clothes!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [squee] That's wonderful.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [vibrating] Do you know what this could mean for my fashion career?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, Rarity, I'm so happy for you.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: But I'm going to need somepony fabulous to model for me. Somepony with beauty. Somepony with grace. Somepony... like you?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, goodness. I don't know.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, this is such a huge opportunity. And it would mean so much to me.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I'm flattered, really.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Nopony is going to have your elegance and poise.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: But...	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Nopony!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: There has to be somepony more quali-	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Please!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Somepony more into fashion.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Please!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Somepony more comfortable in the spotlight.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Please, please, pleeease!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, if it's that important to you, of course I'll do it.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! You are the best friend a pony could ever have!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [sigh] What a wonderful way to spend an afternoon.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Isn't it? Though I was so afraid you wouldn't agree to model for me that I felt completely frazzled. I think I feel a pimple coming on. Oh! Only one solution! The usual!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Hm... She's going to want to see attitude and pizzazz.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: A-a-attitude and, um... pizzazz.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: More light! It has to catch the sequins just so or the whole outfit is just a disaster. Oh, and the headdress needs more feathers. Pinkie Pie! More feathers! And sequins! More sequins!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: And more ribbon! Oh no! Less ribbon. No! More ribbon.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, this hem is completely off. Pincushion! Thank you all for helping me. I'm sorry to be so short with you, but I'm... I'm just so nervous.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, doesn't that hurt?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Thick scales. Can't feel a thing. And even if I could, there is no pain that would keep me from assisting the most beautiful creature in the world. I'm gonna tell you two a secret. But you have to promise not to tell anyone.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I promise.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: I have a crush on Rarity!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] We won't say a word!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Give me a break. Everypony already knows how you-	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Twilight! You promised Spike you wouldn't say anything. He trusts you. And losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend forever!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But-	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Forever!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: My lips are sealed. Though I'm pretty sure Rarity is gonna pick up on your feelings.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: I, Photo Finish... have arrived.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Let me just say, what an honor!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: We begin... now!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Attitude and pizzazz!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Yes! Show Photo Finish something. No! Yeees. No! Yeees. No! Yeees. Enough!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: She hardly took any pictures.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I'm so sorry. I tried my best.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Well, the headdress is too big for you and cape had too much sparkle. I can't believe I ever thought I could impress her.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: It seems that I, Photo Finish, have found the next fashion star here in Ponyville.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Really?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Yes. Really. And I, Photo Finish, am going to help her to shine all over Eqvestria. Tomorrow, a photo shoot in ze park. [pause] I go!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Did you hear that? I am going to "shine all over Equestria".
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, Rarity. I was so worried I'd ruined everything.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: No, no, no, yes! That is definitely the one. Photo Finish is going to love it. Everypony is going to love it!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, I am so excited for you. Just don't forget us little ponies when you become the most famous designer in all of Equestria.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Never.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Put me down here. Oh, nonononononono. The model should be in something simple! Something inspired by... the nature!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: That's just what I was thinking. Um... give me a moment and I'll, uh, put a little something together.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Yes... that will not be necessary.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: But... but... how are you going to help me "shine across Equestria" if I don't design something new for these pictures?
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: I am not going to help you shine across Equestria. I am going to help her shine. She is my star. You! Go!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I can't, Rarity.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, but you must, Fluttershy. Photo Finish wants to make you a star. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. I know we were both hoping it would be my lifetime, but nonetheless you can't throw away this chance. You must do this for me. You must. You must! You must!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Floottershy! It is time to make... the magics! Oh, wunderbar! You are like a delicate flower. So much more alluring without all those sparkles und feathers.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: How'd it go? How'd it go?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: It didn't. Photo Finish wanted to work with Fluttershy, not me.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Rarity. I'm so sorry. Is there anything we can do?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I just vant to be alone right now.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: You heard her. She vants to be... alone. What? I didn't think she meant alone alone.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Too much blush. Not enough. Too much. Not enough. Perfect.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Oh, yes! Even her schneezes are graceful. Now go! How do you feel? Excited? Overjoyed? Thrilled beyond your wildest dreams?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: N... nervous.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Nervous? Dun be ridiculous. You're only facing a large crowd of ponies who will be watching your every move and silently judging you.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Your cue! Now go!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Background voice: No seriously...	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: You can't let Rarity down. You must do this. You must. You must. You must.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Lyrica Lilac: So graceful.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Royal Ribbon: So lovely.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Hoity Toity: So perfect for my new advertisement.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Shoeshine: It's Fluttershy!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Wow. Look how popular you are. I'm so excited for you. You must be having the best time ever.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, yes. Best time ever...	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Floottershy! I have been looking for you everywhere. We have the thing at the place.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I'll see you at the spa? Our usual time?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Of course! I can't wait to hear all about the... "thing at the place".
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I'm the one who should be mobbed by strangers wherever I go.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Welcome to Carousel Boutique!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Drops: Is she still here? We heard Fluttershy was here.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Sorry. You just missed her. But you're still in luck. I'm having a huge sale on some of my best designs.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Drops: And you are...?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Rarity, of course.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Drops: Never heard of you.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Obviously I, Photo Finish, am thwilled to have found her.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Photo Finish?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: She's a natural in front of the camera.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Um... Photo Finish?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: I only need to point and shoot, and I capture... the magics!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Photo Finish, I'm so sorry to interrupt. It's just that I'm running late.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: [gasp] How could I have forgotten?! Your appearance at the ballet opening! Everypony who is anypony will be there.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, actually I'm supposed to be meeting my friend...	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: We go!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: My hooves are getting positively pruney, I've been waiting here so long. Obviously Fluttershy's just too busy with her new career to spend time with her best friend.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sure she just got tied up.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Of course she did. She's a big bright shining star! I wish that star would burn out.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity! Fluttershy is your friend.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I know, I know. And I should be happy for her, but instead I'm just... jealous! Oh, please promise you won't tell her I feel this way. Please, please, pleasepleaseplease!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You have my word. Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Forever!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Wow! You look great!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Fluttershy may be the one who's famous, but that doesn't mean I have to stop looking fabulous.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Rarity! I'm so sorry I'm... Oh no. She's already gone, isn't she?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Sorry.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Feel better?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [sighs] No. Can I tell you something?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Of course.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: You promise not to tell Rarity?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I swear.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Pinkie Pie Swear?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my [poke] Ooowwwww!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I don't like being a model. No, I hate being a model. All this attention is awful, just awful. And I'm only doing it because Rarity told me I must. I must! I must! [sigh] I must...	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, really? Well... If you wanna know the truth, Rarity...	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, what were you about to say?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [quietly] Forever!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Nothing!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I was just thinking. If you really don't like being a model, you could always quit.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, no. I could never do such a thing. Rarity would be devastated.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [chomp] Mmm... Juicy!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Uhhhhhh!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, if only all these ponies didn't like me so much. Photo Finish wouldn't want me to model anymore. She'd find somepony else with... the magic!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I guess you're right. [pause] You're right. You're right, you're right, you're right!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Gala Appleby: It's Fluttershy!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Don't you see? On her own, Fluttershy could never do something unattractive. But if I used my magic to help her do something unattractive at her next fashion show, no one will ever want her to model again. And if Fluttershy no longer has to be a model, Rarity will no longer have to be jealous of her. And I'll no longer have to keep their secrets! It's the perfect plan! You can't tell anyone about it. Promise me you won't tell anyone?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: So you do promise or you don't?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Obviously.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: You really think it'll work?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: They love you for being you. So all I have to do is make you not be you. Just leave it to me.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Guess it's time to see what all the fuss is about.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oof!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [gasp] Ooh... Aah!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh no.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Golden Harvest: Get her off the stage!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Lemon Hearts: She's an embarrassment to all things fashion!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: I, Photo Finish, have made a terrible mistake!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Bravo! I say bravo!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Lyrica Lilac: Bravo? Who could possibly say bravo to that horrid display?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Such attitude! Such pizzazz! She's invented an entirely new kind of modeling! Bravo!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Lyrica Lilac: Who is saying these things?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Royal Ribbon: It's her. The unicorn in the gorgeous cape and headdress.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Lyrica Lilac: Now that is a pony who clearly knows a thing or two about fashion. Well, if that fabulous pony likes it, then I do too! Bravo!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: This is awful. Just awful! Somehow I've become more popular than ever. Oh, I'm so frustrated I could just kick something!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: If only Rarity didn't want me to be a model so badly.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh! But Rarity...!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Fluttershy! Are you all right?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I'm great! I'm a super famous fashion model. Why wouldn't I be great?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Because you ha...!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Out there on the runway, everyone was turning on you and... Oh... Oh, Fluttershy. It's so awful. I wanted them to.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: You did?!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Of course she did! Because...!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I'm jealous! I wanted all the attention. And instead it was going to you. I even started hoping that you would do something silly so your modeling career would be over. But then, when it started happening, all I could think was how could I want you to fail at something you love so much?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But... Fluttershy doesn't... Ugh!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Love? Oh, Rarity. I hate being a model.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: You do?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: More than anything.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Then why did you keep doing it?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I was afraid if I quit, you'd be mad at me for not wanting to... "shine all over Equestria".
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: And I thought if I told you how jealous I was of your success, you'd think I was a terrible friend.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Never!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: All this time!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: If we'd just told each other the truth.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I promise never to keep my feelings in secret again.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Me too.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: You were brilliant. Brilliant! I've already got six photo shoots lined up for tomorrow alone.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I'm sorry, Photo Finish, but I don't think I'll be able to make any of them.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Whaaat?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy and Rarity: We go!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Photo Finish: Vat has just happened?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Spike has a crush on Rarity!	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [sigh] And you were doing so well.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Now this is a wonderful way to spend an afternoon.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Isn't it, though?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Being a good friend means being able to keep a secret. But you should never be afraid to share your true feelings with a good friend. Did you get all that, Spike?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: No. I did not. I still can't believe you told someone about my secret feelings for Rarity.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You're right. That was wrong of me, and I'm very sorry.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Apology accepted.	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Now will you take down my letter to Princess Celestia?	
Green Isn't Your Color	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: I would love to. But... I'm a little busy at the moment.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: And that's when the yellow birdie thought to himself, "Hmm. My favorite little tree isn't such a little tree anymore." So she sang her song, big and strong, and they all lived in that great, big tree happily ever after. The... end.
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Applejack! Were you reading a bedtime story to... an apple tree?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Heh... uh... Well, ya know, bein' replanted in a whole new place is very upsettin' for a tree... and Bloomberg here is one of my favorites.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: No fair, Applejack! You've got a luxurious, private sleeper car for a tree, while I am crowded and cramped in the same car with all the other ponies. How am I supposed to get my beauty sleep?!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: But Bloomberg's the whole reason we're makin' this trip. He needs his rest so we can give him as a gift to my relatives in Appleloosa.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Hmph! You talk about it as if it's your baby or something.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Who you callin' a baby?! Bloomberg's no baby! Don't wet widdle Rarity make you all saddy-waddy. Bloomberg's a big and strong apple tree. Yes, he is. A-coochie-coochie-coo-coo-coo!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: It's widdle Rarity who's all "saddy-waddy"! Urgh!
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Oh man, we're going fast! This is so exciting, I can't even wait!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh my goodness...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: [sigh] For crying out loud in the morning!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: [groan] Do you guys mind? I was up early fire-roasting those snacks you're all eating, and I'm pooped!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Uh, speaking of, some of these popcorn kernels didn't get popped.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: Okay, fine...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Ghk...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: Good night!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Uhh... maybe it's time we all got a little shut-eye. We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy: Awwww!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [whispering] Psst! Pinkie Pie, you asleep yet?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [whispering] No, are you asleep yet?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [whispering] If I was sleeping, how could I have asked you if you were asleep?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [whispering] When we get to Appleloosa, you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [whispering] What tree? You mean Bloomberg?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [whispering and sarcastically] ...No, Fluttershy.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [whispering] Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: What's going on?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [whispering] I do not think she's a tree! I was just-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Did you say she was a tree?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [whispering] No. Well.. Yes. But not exactly-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ya know she's not a tree, right?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: She's not a tree, Dashie!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: I'd like to be a tree...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: Oh, for Pete's sake!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Well that was kind of huffy.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Huffy the magic dragon!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Would you all be quiet... now?!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: A buffalo stampede!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: I just love their accessories!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: They're getting awfully close to the train.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: I want to speak to the manager!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oooh, looky! Now they're doing tricks! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Now do a backflip!... Or... Just jump?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Hmm.. Something tells me this isn't a circus act. Hey there!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Where ya headed in such a hurry? Wow, you're pretty quick for someone so... bulky. No offense.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: Huh..?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: [gasp] They've got Bloomberg!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: Heeeelp!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: And Spike!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Ugggh..	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: [distant] Heeeelp!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Dragon-napping Spike. I'll show her! Ow...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: Hey there! Welcome ta A-A-ppleloosa!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Braeburn, listen-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: Cousin Applejack, mind yer manners, you have yet ta introduce me to your compadres! Shame on you!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Braeburn, listen, somethin' terrible's happened-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: Terrible is right, your train is a full seven minutes late! That's seven minutes less for you to delight in the pleasures and wonders of... A-A-A-ppleloosa! Boggles the mind, we settler ponies built all this in just the past year, don't it?! And as you can see, we have all of the finest comforts. Like horse-drawn carriages!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Black Stone: Okay, you pull now.
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Noteworthy: Aww, we just switched.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: And those there are horse-drawn horse-drawn carriages.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: ...Listen, Braeburn, I- Oof!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: And here's our local waterin' hole, the Salt Block.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Morton Saltworthy: That's enough salt for you!
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Ol' Salt: Ol' Can't I at least... get a glass of water?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: Over there's the office of Sheriff Silverstar. And here's where we have our wild west dances! And here's where we have our mild west dances!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: But, Braeburn, we-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: And here's the most wonderful sight in all of... A-A-A-ppleloosa! Our apple orchard.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Braeburn!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: First harvest should be any day now.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Braebu-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: Good thing too!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Brae-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: 'Cause we need that grub to live on.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Braeburn!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: Uh, yes, cuz?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: You have a very nice town an' all, but we have a hu-uge problem! Some of our friends are missin'!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: A stampede of buffalo.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: They took Spike!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash went after them!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: And we can't find Pinkie Pie.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: And we had an apple tree with us for your orchard, but they took that too!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: Did you say... buffalo? [sigh] Them buffalo, they want us settler ponies to take every single tree you see here off this land. They sure as hay don't want any new ones added in.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: But why?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: Beats me. We put a lot of hard work into this land, so we can feed our town, our families, our foals! And now they're sayin' all these trees have to go? T'ain't fair...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Ooh, I can't wait to get my hooves on that little buffalo... Hnnh... Ow! Nobody tricks Rainbow Dash and gets away with it.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Boo!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Yah! ...Pinkie Pie!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Ah, ya caught me! Looks like I tricked you and didn't get away with it either! You're good.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Shhshh! What do you think you're doing?! You gotta get out of here!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I do?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: You're gonna blow my cover.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I am?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: I'm trying to save Spike!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oh my gosh! So am I!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: And the more of us there are out here, the more chances of us getting... caught. Run, Pinkie, I'll hold 'em off. Save yourself!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: Stop! Dash, Pinkie, 'sup? Hey, no worries, I know those guys. They're cool.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Buffalo: If you say so, Spike. Catch ya later, bro.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: Seems they took me by mistake. And they feel awful about it too, poor guys. Fortunately, they totally respect dragons, so they treat me like an honored guest.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [sniff] Ugh...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: Still don't like ponies much, though... But you're with me, so it's cool.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Huh. Well, I still don't trust them. I say we turn tail and bail while we still-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Mmm! [munching] Before we finish eating? Are you loco in the coco?! Can I please have more of that mushy stuff, whatever it was?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: Certainly. And, Mr. Spike, you like gemstones, yes?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: Turquoise. Mmm! [munching] Heh hah! This here is Little Strongheart, and these are my friends Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: You!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: You!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: That's it! We are outta here!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: Wait! Please accept my apologies for what happened on the train. We didn't mean for anyone to be hurt.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: We only wanted the tree. The settler ponies have overtaken the land and have planted an orchard all over it! Because of their thoughtlessness, we can no longer run over our traditional stampeding grounds.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: Huh?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: I think it's time they met Chief Thunderhooves.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: Hmmh. We have a long and winding stampeding trail that we have run upon for many generations. [breath] My father stampeded upon these grounds, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him, and-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: I think they get the idea, Chief.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: They planted apple trees all over it without asking our permission.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Well that's not very nice. Right, Rainbow Dash?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Hmph...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: The ponies refused to move their trees, so we are stuck here, and it is not fair!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: See, Rainbow Dash? They had a good reason to-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Huh... Ah!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: I'll say they had a good reason! C'mon. We have some apple-pickin' Appleloosans to talk to!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Ow! [groaning] Gently, please!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Sorry, Rarity, but our friends are out there and we have ta' be ready for a long hike into buffalo territory if we're gonna save 'em! Let's go!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Hi, guys!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Pinkie! We're so glad you're safe.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: How did you escape from the buffalo?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: We didn't!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: We promised the buffalo a chance to talk.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Oh, yeah? 'Bout what?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: We brought our new pal Little Strongheart here to explain to the Appleloosans why they should move the apple trees off buffalo land.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: That information would be quite help-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: That's weird. 'Cause my cousin Braeburn here wants to explain to the buffalo why they should let the apple trees stay.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: That would be a useful thing to-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: The land is theirs! You planted the trees not knowing that. Honest mistake. Now, you just gotta move 'em, that's all.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: Well... heh...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: They busted their rumps here! An' now they're supposed ta bust their rumps again, just 'cause some buffalo won't stampede someplace else?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Plant the trees somewhere else!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Where?! It's the only flatland around these parts!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: The buffalo had it first!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: The settler ponies need it to live!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Come on, Applejack!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: [over Rainbow Dash] You're bein' unreasonable!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [over Applejack] I put my hoof down!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Look! Both the settlers and the buffalo have good reasons to use this land. There must be something we can do.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Hey! I've got an idea!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: We may be divided But of you all, I beg To remember we're all hoofed At the end of each leg	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: No matter what the issue Come from wherever you please All this fighting gets you nothing But hoof-and-mouth disease	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Arguing's not the way Hey, come out and play! It's a shiny, new day So, what do you say?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: You gotta share You gotta care It's the right thing to do You gotta share You gotta care And there'll always be a way through	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Both our diets, I should mention Are completely vegetarian We all eat hay and oats Why be at each other's throat?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: You gotta share You gotta care It's the right thing to do And there'll always be a way Throoooough!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: [applauds] All right, Pinkie Pie! That was fantastic! What a great song! Yeah, right on!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: It appears that Sheriff Silverstar and I have come to... an agreement.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Sheriff Silverstar: We have.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: That was the worst performance we've ever seen.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Sheriff Silverstar: Teh... Abso-tively!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: The time for action... Hmh... is upon us! Our stampede will start at high noon tomorrow. And if the orchard is still there, we'll flatten it... and the whole town!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: But, Chief!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Sheriff Silverstar: An' we Appleloosans say you'd better bring yer best, 'cause we'll be ready and waitin'.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Braeburn: But, Sheriff...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oh... That wasn't the message of my song at all...	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: I want my kin ta' have what they need to live... but a storm's a-brewin' here. And I don't like the look of it.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: We've just got to talk some sense into them before somepony gets hurt. Listen, maybe if you would just reconsider, we-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rarity: About the trees. Now if you could-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: If we could just sit down and talk we could-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Goldengrape: Grrrrr!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Why won't anybody be rational and reasonable?!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Sheriff, if we could only-	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: Isn't there someway to stop this?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Little Strongheart: Unless the settlers remove those trees, I do not think so.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: I know you don't want to do this.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: But they have taken our land. What would you have me do, Rainbow Dash?	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: I don't know... but it's never too late to think of something.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: At noon, it will be too late.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Come on, think! Think, think, think, think, think, think, think!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [gasp] He's not gonna do it!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: -what do you say? You gotta share You gotta care It's the right thing to do	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: Grrr... You gotta share	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: Chaaarge! You gotta care	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Wah-ahh! Whoa-oo-oo-oo-ooa!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Sheriff Silverstar: Ready... aim... fire!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Sheriff Silverstar: Ah! Aah!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: [distorted] Nooo!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: Yum! Hey, I've got a much better idea!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Chief Thunderhooves: We... will allow the apple orchard to stay in exchange for a share of its fruit, heh... Those... delicious apple pies!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Spike: I'd rather eat turquoise any day of the week. [chomp] Auhh...!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Bloomberg, this is yer special day. Mama's so proud of you!	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing. Even the worst of enemies can become friends. You need understanding and compromise. You've got to share. You've got to care.	
Over a Barrel	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Hey! That's what I said!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: There you go, Mr. Mousey. Now you stay off that leg and do everything I told you. And it will be just like new in no time at all.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, you're welcome. Happy to be able to help.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: You... found a watch? You... wanna be a watch? You're running! Running out of time? No. You're... late?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [gasp] I'm late for a very important date! The big brunch for Princess Celestia at Sugarcube Corner. Oh, the princess is here in Ponyville for a party, and we all promised we'd be there. But I'm not there! Oh, do I look all right? Do I need to bring anything? Maybe I shouldn't go.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Aah! It's starting! I'm missing it!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, thanks, Angel. I mean, if you hadn't reminded me, I might have not remembered, and then I wouldn't be there, and everypony would be wondering where I was and... Oh, right. I'm late.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, okay then. See you later.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: So... what do I have to do to get to be one of the Princess's royal guards, anyway? Is the pay good? Hellooo? Anybody home? [babbles] Wah-wah! [babbles] Ooh, you're good. [pause] Too good. I'm bored.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Guard 1: Halt!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Guard 2: Who goes there?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [gulp] No one. Never mind. I'll go home.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: It's all right, sirs. She's on the list.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Thanks, Twilight.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: I'm so glad you could make it, Fluttershy. It wouldn't be the same without you.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. How's everypony doing? Good? Good.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Anything else we can get for you, dearies...? Ooh, I-I mean, esteemed guests.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: Everything is fine, Mr. and Mrs. Cake.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Sorry I'm late. I had to finish taking care of a patient first.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you and your tender loving care of little animals. I just know Princess Celestia is gonna love that about you. I mean, I hope she will... I mean, of course she will!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Wow, Twilight. I thought I was the only one who got nervous at social gatherings.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, it's not that. I just want the princess to approve of my friends.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: But she's met us all before.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: And read about you in my letters. But this is the first time she's spent any real time with you. I want everypony to make a good impression.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Well, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about. Besides, it's just a casual get-together, right?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Don't touch me! Watch the dress! Careful, you're gonna spill that on me! Oh, oh, that looks delicious. What is it? Oh, does it stain?! Keep it away from me!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Or... perhaps not that casual.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Uh... which is the salad and which is the appetizer again? And which am I supposed to eat first? Oh, never mind. I'm not hungry.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: It's okay, Twilight. So our friends' manners aren't perfect. I doubt the princess will even notice.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Hey!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. A thousand pardons, Your Majesty.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Empty teacup at 4 o'clock!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Uh, I see it, honey bun!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: Oh, um... thank you.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Not at all, Your Highness.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: [sips] Thank you again.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Oh, but of course, Your Majesty.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: [sips] [sips] [sips] Gotcha!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh...	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: And what about you, dear? Fluttershy, is it?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Me? Oh yes, Your Highness.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: I understand from Twilight Sparkle's letters that you enjoy tending to the needs of woodland creatures.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Yes, I love to take care of animals.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: As do I. As Princess, I care deeply about all creatures, great and small.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: Nothing means more to me than the well-being of all my subjects.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: Ah, Philomena, my pet. You're awake. Do say hello to our gracious hosts.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh... my.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: She is quite a sight, isn't she?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I... I... I've never seen anything like it.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: Really? Well, if I must... I'm sorry, everypony. I'm afraid I have to cut the party short. The mayor has requested an audience with me. Royal duty calls. Thank you for a wonderful time. It's been a joy getting to know you all better.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Phew! Now I can eat someth'n! I'm starved! Oh...	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Stay right where you are. All I want is a clear path to the exit. Nobody move and my dress won't get hurt! Stay back! Back, I say!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] Well, Spike, I don't know for sure how things went with the princess, but at least no big disasters happened.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, you poor little thing. How did you ever get in such bad condition? Don't you worry, Philomena. I'll nurse you back to health. As a favor to the princess, who's obviously just far too busy to care for you properly.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: This is far worse than I thought. What you need is some medicine. Stat!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Here you go, Philomena. This will fix you right up.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Doctor Fluttershy expected that.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Always works. [gasp] Uh... Almost always.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: There's nothing like homemade soup to cure what ails you. Come on now. You're not gonna get better if you don't cooperate. Mmm... See? It's delicious. Good and good for you. Here comes the choo-choo train. Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, whoo-whoo!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh dear. Don't worry, Philomena. I know what'll make you feel better. Wait right here. I have just the thing.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Look, Philomena. I brought a fellow feathered friend by to cheer you up. Hummingway here was sick once too, but he let me help him and got better in no time. Didn't you, boy?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Say hello to your new friend Philomena.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Your turn now, Philomena. Go ahead. You can do it. [vocalizes My Little Pony theme] Oh! Um... good try?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I know what'll clear up that tickle in your throat. A humidifier. [deep breath] Refreshing. How's that feeling now for you, Philomena? Better?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh... That's okay. I know lots of other ways to take care of you. Don't worry. You're gonna get better. How about...	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Aromatherapy?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Warm bath?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Ointment?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Scalpel. Surgical tape. Feathers.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, Philomena. I thought it would be easy to nurse you back to health. I've tried everything I know. And look at you. You're worse than ever.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Hi, Fluttershy! I just wanted to drop by and say thank you so very much for making such a good impression on the princess today... [gasp] What is Celestia's pet doing here?!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I couldn't leave the poor thing there. She needed my help.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no. Nonononononono! This is bad.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: How could I just walk away and not do anything?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: But... but... she doesn't belong to you!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I had to do something.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Without telling anypony?! Without asking permission?!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: But...	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: I know you had good intentions, but you have got to return the princess's pet!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: But...	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [sigh] You're right. Okay, let's...	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: ...go.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Guard 1: We were told we could find Twilight Sparkle here.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Guard 2: We regret to inform you, miss, that the royal pet has gone missing.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: It's that dry night air?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: But it's daytime.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Well... day air's even drier. You guards better be on your way if you're gonna find the princess's missing pet. Philomena, was it? Thank you ever so much for keeping me in the loop. Bye! [pants] Phew... What are you doing?!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Going to return Philomena, remember?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: We can't now!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Why not?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: You have no idea what the princess is gonna do if she finds you're the one who took her pet, do you?!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Do you?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Well... no. But it can't be anything good. She might banish you from Equestria. Or throw you in a dungeon. Or banish you and then throw you in a dungeon in the place that she banishes you to!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: You really think the princess would do that?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Granted that probably won't happen, but do you wanna take any chances?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: All that really matters to me is that poor little Philomena here gets well.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: That's very noble of you. I'll write to you when you're banished. Unless I'm banished too somewhere there's no post office. Then you'll have to write to me. Deal?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Please, Twilight. You just have to help me get Philomena healthy and then we can return her to the princess. And everything will be fine.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Did you give her any kind of medicine?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I tried to, but she wouldn't take it.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: [groan] Then you have to make her take it. You can't be such a pushover, Fluttershy! You need to show this patient who's the boss. Make her straighten up and fly right!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: She can't fly.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: No excuses!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Done. Okay, what else?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Uh... well, she keeps pulling her feathers off. The ones that haven't fallen out yet from all her coughing, I mean.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: There you go.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I don't think she likes it.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Tough love, baby. You want her to get well, don't you?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Of course, but...	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Next!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Well, she desperately needs some bed rest, but I can't get her to stay put.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: One step ahead of you.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: It's for your own good, Philomena, I promise. Please, just relax and try to get some sleep.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: What's this soup over here? Smells delicious.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I made it for Philomena. But she wouldn't eat it.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, she'll eat it, all right.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Hey! Where are you going?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: No! Philomena! Come back!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: What are you two doing? Are you having a race? Oh, can I play? One, two, three, go!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Excuse me!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Hi!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Beg your pardon!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Put me down!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: What in tarnation?!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Sorry, but we've gotta find...	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Guard: The princess's pet bird!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Philomena, come down from there! You'll hurt yourself!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I'll catch you!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: What is going on here? Twilight?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, your Majesty, there's been a terrible accident.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: It's all my fault.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: No, Princess. Fluttershy didn't know any better. It was my fault.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I'm the one who did it.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: But you were only trying to help.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Some help I was.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Will ya let me do this? She'll go easier on me.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: But it's my fault!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: No, it's my fault!	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: No, it's my fault! Wait, what are we talking about?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Thanks for trying to protect me, Twilight, but... Princess Celestia, I'm the one who took your pet bird. I really was only trying to help the poor little thing. Then I was gonna bring it right back to you, honest. So, if you wanna banish me and then throw me in a dungeon in the place that you banish me to, then that's what I deserve.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: Oh, stop fooling around, Philomena. You're scaring everypony.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I don't understand! What is that thing? What happened to Philomena?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: This is Philomena. She's quite a sight, as I said. But nothing unusual for a phoenix. Isn't that right, Philomena?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: A... A phoenix?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: A phoenix is a majestic and magical bird. While it appears healthy and happy most of the time, every so often it must renew itself by shedding all of its feathers and bursting into flame. [silently] Rather melodramatic, if you ask me. [loud again] It then rises from the ashes, fresh as a daisy. All just a normal part of the life cycle of a phoenix. I'm afraid mischievous little Philomena here took the occasion to have a little fun with you, Fluttershy. Say you're sorry, young lady.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: So... aren't you gonna banish me? Or throw me in a dungeon? Or banish me and then throw me in a dungeon in the place that you banish me to?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: Of course not, my little pony. Where on Earth would you get such an idea?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I guess I have some imagination.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy really did do everything she could to try to take care of Philomena for you.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: And I do appreciate that your heart was in the right place, child. But all you had to do was ask me and I could have told you Philomena was a phoenix and saved you all this trouble.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I know. I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. Next time I'll ask before taking matters into my own hooves.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Should I write you a letter about that lesson, Princess?	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Princess Celestia: No, that's quite all right. I think I can remember.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: It's beautiful. Thank you, Philomena. No hard feelings.	
A Bird in the Hoof	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Hmm... [indistinct whispers] Hey, you know what you should do? You should go over there and tickle them!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: [gulp] Are you sure about this, Scootaloo? I've never even heard of a pony zip lining before.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Neither have I, but Spike told me it was awesome!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Whoa!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Oh!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Wah!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Ow!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: See anything?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Tree sap and pine needles but no cutie mark.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Plan B?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Yeah. You know where we can find a cannon at this hour? It's no use! No matter what we try, we always end up without our cutie marks. And, surprisingly often, covered in tree sap.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Maybe we should do something less dangerous, like pillow testing or flower sniffing.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: That's a great safe idea.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Yeah! And we can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Applejack!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Rarity!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Come on, guys, I said "cool"! You know who I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything!
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Pinkie Pie?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: No! The greatest flyer ever to come out of Cloudsdale.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Fluttershy?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: No! Rainbow Dash!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Oh! Yeah, that makes much more sense.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Of course!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Let's do it. Let's find out how Rainbow Dash earned her cutie mark!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Yeah!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Aah! Uuh!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Get back here, you thievin' varmints!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Thievin' what now?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Apple Bloom?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Hey sis! How'd you get your cutie mark?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I never told you that story?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Hey! I thought we were gonna ask Rainbow Dash.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: We need all the help we can get.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Ugh. Fine.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Why, shoot. I was just a little filly. Even littler than y'all.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [voiceover] I didn't want to spend my life on a muddy old apple farm. I wanted to live the sophisticated life, like my Aunt n' Uncle Orange. So I set out to try my luck in the big city, Manehattan! The most cosmopolitan city in all of Equestria.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Count Caesar: Hey! Outta the way, you rube!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [voiceover] I knew I'd find out who I was meant to be in Manehattan.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Applejack: Aunt Orange! Uncle Orange! Thank y'all so much for lettin' me stay!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Aunt Orange: "Y'all". [laughs] Isn't she just the living end?
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Uncle Orange: [chuckle] How quaint.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Aunt Orange: Don't worry. We'll have you acting like a true Manehattanite in no time.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Tall Order: And how are you finding good old Manehattan?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Applejack: Oh, it's simply divine.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Aunt Orange: Very well said, my dear.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Applejack: Although, I must admit the city noise took some getting used to. Where I'm from, nights are so quiet, you seldom hear a peep until the roosters wake you.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Dane Tee Dove: The... what?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Tall Order: I say, my dear, what in the world is a "rooster"?
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Applejack: [voiceover] What's he talking about? What do I say? I don't wanna look like a fool.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pony: Dinner is served.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Applejack: Thank goodness. Being a city pony's hard work. I'm so hungry I could eat a...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Applejack: Cock-a-doodle-doo... Oh, I wonder what Granny Smith and Big McIntosh are up to. I bet they're applebuckin' their way through the Red Delicious trees. Oh, what I wouldn't give for just one bite...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [voiceover] I never felt so homesick in all my days as I did right then.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [voiceover] It was amazin'! A rainbow pointin' right back to... home. In that moment, it all became clear. I knew right then just who I was supposed to be. That's when this here appeared.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I've been happily workin' in the farm ever since.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: There they are! Get back here, ya thievin' varmints!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Aw. That was such a sweet story!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Sweet? Try sappy. [mock-gags] Come on! We've got to find Rainbow Dash and hear the cool way to get a cutie mark.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: All right, little ones. This way. This way. You really should be more careful. Somepony could get hurt. Why are you in such a hurry anyway?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: We're trying to find Rainbow Dash, so we can hear how she earned her cutie mark.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh, that would be interesting. You know, I wouldn't have gotten my cutie mark if it weren't for her.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash?! Really?!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh yes. It all started at Summer Flight Camp.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [voiceover] You'd never guess, but when I was little I was very shy. And a very weak flyer.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Dumb-Bell: [laughter] Nice going, "Klutzershy"! They oughtta ground you permanently.
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Hoops: Ha! My baby brother can fly better than you!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [voiceover] It was the most humiliating moment of my life. And then, out of nowhere...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rainbow Dash: Leave her alone!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Hoops: Ooh, what are you gonna do, "Rainbow Crash"?
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rainbow Dash: Keep making fun of her and find out!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Dumb-Bell: You think you're such a big shot? Why don't you prove it?
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rainbow Dash: Whaddya have in mind?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Hoops: You're going down!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rainbow Dash: In history, maybe. See you boys at the finish line!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Fluttershy: [screaming] Huh?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [voiceover] I had never seen such beautiful creatures. Butterflies don't fly as high as my cloud home. And I'd never been near the ground before.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Fluttershy: What is this place Filled with so many wonders? Casting its spell That I am now under	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Fluttershy: Squirrels in the trees And the cute little bunnies Birds flying free And bees with their honey	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Fluttershy: Hooooonneeeeeeey!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Fluttershy: Oooh, what a magical place And I owe it all to the Pegasus race If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve  I'd have come here sooner, and never leave	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Fluttershy: Yes, I love ev-er-ythiiiiing!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Fluttershy: Shhh. It's okay. You can come out. Everything's okay. There's nothing to be afraid of.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [voiceover] Somehow I had the ability to communicate with the animals on a different level.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Wait, wait, wait. What happened to Rainbow Dash? What about the race?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh. Well, I wasn't there, so I don't really know what happened.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Come on, Crusaders. We've gotta find her. Besides, I can't take anymore singing.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Maybe my sister knows where she is. Bye, Fluttershy!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Bye, girls!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: How did we get roped into this? Oh, we'll never hear Rainbow Dash's story.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Are you girls still obsessing over your cutie marks?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Of course! Most of the fillies at school already have theirs.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Mmm, I know how you feel. For the longest time I couldn't figure out why I didn't have mine.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rarity's teacher: Rarity' Well done, Rarity. Your costumes are very nice.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rarity: Nice?! They need to be spectacular! And the performance is tomorrow!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [voiceover] I tried every trick I could think of, but nothing seemed to work. The costumes just weren't right. And the play opened that night.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rarity: Maybe I'm not meant to be a fashionista after all... Aah! What's going on?!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [voiceover] I had no idea where my horn was taking me. But unicorn magic doesn't happen without a reason. I knew this had to do with my love of fashion and maybe even my cutie mark! I knew that this was... My destiny!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rarity: A rock?! That's my destiny?! What is your problem, horn? I followed you all the way out here for a rock?! [groans] Dumb rock!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rarity: Ooh!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Ugh! These namby-pamby stories aren't getting us any closer to our cutie marks! They're all about finding who you really are and boring stuff like that.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Yes, Scootaloo, that's exactly...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Come on, girls! We need action! We need Rainbow Dash!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: As a young filly in Canterlot, I always wanted to go to the Summer Sun Celebration, where Princess Celestia raises the sun.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] And I saw the most amazing, most wonderful thing I've ever seen.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] I poured myself into learning everything I could about magic.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] My parents decided to enroll me in Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. It was a dream come true! Except for one thing... I had to pass an entrance exam!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Crystal Clear: Well, Miss Sparkle?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Crystal Clear: Well, Miss Sparkle?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Crystal Clear: We don't have all day.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] I knew it was the most important day of my life, that my entire future would be affected by the outcome of this day and I was about to blow it!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry I wasted your time.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Twilight Sparkle: Aah!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: You have a very special gift. I don't think I've ever come across a unicorn with your raw abilities.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Twilight Sparkle: Huh?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: But you need to learn to tame these abilities through focused study.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Twilight Sparkle: Huh?!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, I'd like to make you my own personal protégé here at the school.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Twilight Sparkle: Huh?!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Well?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Twilight Sparkle: Yes!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: One other thing, Twilight.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Twilight Sparkle: More? My cutie mark! Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: ...yesyesyesyes...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Okay, okay.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: We're happy for you, Twilight.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Yeah, thrilled. Let's get out of here while we still can.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: ...yesyes, yeeees!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Cherry Fizzy: Are you okay?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [giggle] Um... yes.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Ugh! Why don't we ever smash into Rainbow Dash?!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: You're looking for Rainbow Dash? If I was her, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner. Of course, if I was anyone, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner. Hey! I have an idea! Wanna go to Sugarcube Corner?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Well, we're sort of looking for Rainbow Dash, so we can hear how she got her cutie mark.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Cutie mark? Come with me and I'll tell you how I got mine!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: [sigh] Why not?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: All right!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [voiceover] My sisters and I were raised on a rock farm outside of Ponyville. We spent our days working the fields. There was no talking. There was no smiling. [sigh] There were only rocks. We were in the south field, preparing to rotate the rocks to the east field when all of a sudden...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [voiceover] I'd never felt joy like that before! It felt so good I just wanted to keep smiling forever! And I wanted everyone I knew to smile too, but rainbows don't come along that often. I wondered, how else could I create some smiles?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Igneous Rock Pie: We better harvest the rocks from the south field.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Cloudy Quartz: Pinkamena Diane Pie! Is that you?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Pinkie Pie: Mom! I need you and dad and the sisters to come in. Quick!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Pinkie Pie: Surprise! You like it? It's called... a party!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Pinkie Pie: Oh. You don't like it. [gasp] You like it! I'm so happy!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: And that's how Equestria was made!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Wha... huh?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Look! We're here!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Maybe on the way home I can tell you the story of how I got my cutie mark. It's a gem!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Oh, come on. She's just being Pinkie Pie.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Ugh...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash! You're here!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I hear you're looking for my cutie mark story.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: [sigh] You have no idea what I've been through today to hear that story.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: It all happened during the race at Flight Camp...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] ...where I stood alone against all odds to defend Fluttershy's honor.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] I've never flown like that before! That freedom was unlike anything I've ever felt! The speed, the adrenaline, the wind in my mane... I liked it... a lot!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rainbow Dash: Ow!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Hoops: Ha! Later, Rainbow Crash!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Young Rainbow Dash: Hey!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] Turns out the only thing I liked more than flying fast... was winning!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] Most people thought that the sonic rainboom was just an old mare's tale. But that day... The day I discovered racing... I proved that the legends were true. I made the impossible happen!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: And that, little ones, is how you earn a cutie mark.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Whooooaaaa...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Wait a second. I heard that explosion. And I saw the rainbow too. Rainbow Dash, if you hadn't scared the animals, I never would have learned I could communicate with them and gotten my cutie mark.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I heard that boom! And right afterwards, there was this amazing rainbow that taught me to smile.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: When I got my cutie mark, I saw a rainbow that pointed me home. I bet it was your sonic rainboom!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rarity: There was an explosion I could never explain when I got my cutie mark.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: This is uncanny! If that explosion didn't happen when it did, I would have blown my entrance exam. Rainbow Dash, I think you helped me earn my cutie mark too!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Whoa!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: We all owe our cutie marks to you!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Do you realize what this means? All of us had a special connection before we even met.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Rarity: We've been BFFs forever and we didn't even know it!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Come here, y'all.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Mane Six: AWWW!!!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I'm so glad we're friends!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I love you, guys!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Awwww...	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Hey. How about a song?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Definitely!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Nooooo!	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Today I learned something amazing. Everypony everywhere has a special magical connection with her friends, maybe even before she's met them. If you're feeling lonely and you're still searching for your true friends, just look up in the sky. Who knows? Maybe you and your future best friends are all looking at the same rainbow.	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Spike: Gross! When did you get so cheesy?	
The Cutie Mark Chronicles	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Just write it, Spike.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: This meteor shower tonight's gonna be amazing!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Awesome!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: You know, this shower only happens once every 100 years.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: A centennial celebration!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: We better get a move on!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Don't wanna be late! Whoa, whoa, whoa! [sigh] There.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, did you grab my quill and ink?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Check!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Scrolls?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Check! I've also packed a telescope, apples, bananas, fruit punch, and my freshly baked homemade triple-decker nut-crazy vanilla cream cookies!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [giggle] I can see that. Once again you've read my mind, Spike. And that is why you are my number one assistant.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: That is why you are my number one assistant.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Missed that! Huh...?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: I said... [giggle] Come on, let's get going. Wait! I almost forgot! I wanna bring the "Astronomical Astronomer's Almanac to All Things Astronomy".
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: The Astronomo-lomo homono what?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: You know that really old big blue book on stars, moons, planets, the universe...?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hey! What's taking my number one assistant so long?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: I was sure I put the astronomer's guide back. The book would have helped me identify different planets and stars tonight.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Well... Maybe someone borrowed it? Besides, you don't need that book. You can already name all the planets and stars, 'cause you're super smart and astronomically awesome!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Spike. You're such a flatterer.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Yeah, I'm a sweet talker.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: And a number one assistant, right?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Check!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [munch] [gulp] Wow, Twilight! You're lucky to have such a rad assistant. I wish I had someone to do whatever I told them.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Me! I'll do whatever you want, Rainbow Dash!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah, pipsqueak? How about taking out the trash?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Yes ma'am!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Do we have Spike to thank again for this amazing spread? Isn't he simply amazing?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Oh, come on. [pause] I said come on.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Little Spikey-wikey! Who knew that big ferocious dragon started off so cutesy wootsy?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Spike, you are such a little star that I had to make a little bow tie for you.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Gosh. You guys are embarrassing me. Stop it. [pause] Twilight, your turn.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, that's enough.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Oh, right. That's enough.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Hey, everypony! The show is starting!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle and Spike: Wow...	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [yawn] Huh?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Mmm. Wow! These cookies are delish!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike made them. Speaking of, Spike, can you bring us some punch? Spike?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh, poor little thing.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Aww... He's worked himself to the bone.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: And now the punch has been... "spiked"!
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Goodnight, Spike. [giggle] Sweet dreams, number one assistant. [sigh] "The Study of Comets. Comets are small, irregularly shaped bodies that are made of nonvolatile grains and frozen gases. They..."
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Huh. "...have body structures that are fragile and diverse..."
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Shoot! Oh... This is a job for Spike. If only he were awake...	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Wait! Don't go! Don't be afraid. Thank you for returning my scroll.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo! Hoo! Hoo-hoo.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Gosh, it's cold tonight. Say, would you like to relax in here and keep me company while I work?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo! Hoo!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Now, where was I? Oh, yes. "...fragile and diverse with a surrounding cloud of material called a coma, that grows in size and brightness as the comet approaches the sun..."
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [snoring] Huh? Waah! I overslept! I know it's already ten, but I'm scaly-tailed and bright-eyed and ready to work twice as fast! Oh please, don't be upset, Twilight! And what do you want for breakfast? Oatmeal? How about a sunflower smoothie? Grass pancakes?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, don't worry.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: But my morning chores...	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: It's okay. Owlowiscious did them for you.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Who?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: He's our new junior assistant. He's gonna help out with your chores so you won't be so tired all the time.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Wha... Wh... What do we need a junior assistant for? I'm not tired. I do fine on my own. I don't need sleep, I...	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, don't worry. He's just here to help out a little. Now, I have to go out, so why don't you introduce yourself to Owlowiscious? He's in the library.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Worried? Do I look worried? I'm not worried. Who's worried? Hello? Hellooo! Whoa! Dude, that's creepy. Uh... Hi there! I'm Spike. I'm sure Twilight has told you all about me.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Uh, Spike? You know, assistant number one?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I'm Spike! And who are you? What are you?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Who?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I thought your name was Owlowiscious!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Okay, "Who", "Owlowiscious", whatever. I'm Spike, okay? Look! All you need to know is that I'm number one and you're number two. Got it?
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: So, a man of mystery, huh? I'm keeping my eye on you! I've got eyes in the back of my head too, you know? [crash] Well, not really, but... You know what I mean!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: That bird is out for my job. He wants to be number one. I'll prove to Twilight that I deserve to be number one. Not Freaky Feathers over there. I won't let him have my job if it's the last thing I do!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Oh, what a fantastical, flufflicious feathery little friend! I'm... Hooked!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: He's just wonderful.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [mocking] "He's just wonderful." Uh, yes. Wonderful. He's quite... the charmer.
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: And Owlowiscious is just such a star I just had to make this little bow for you.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Grrr!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: What's he all saddle sore about?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: He's probably just jealous of Owlowiscious.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Maybe Spike feels threatened or worried that Owlowiscious will replace him?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Replace him? Hah! That's crazy! Spike knows he can't be replaced.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: They're trying to replace me! I better step it up and make sure that Twilight and Owlowiscious know that I'm still number one!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Spike! Can you fetch me that book called "Two-headed Myth-
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: ...Mythological Mysteries!" I know where it is.
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Owlowiscious. Hey, Spike, no worries. Owlowiscious flew up and got the book for me. Oh, and gee! I guess I need "Ferrets of Fairyland" too.
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Hey! Whoa! Whoa!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Climb down from there before you fall.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Grrr!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Shoot!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Yes, sir!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: My last writing quill. It's broken.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Never fear! Spike, your number one assistant, is here! [under his breath] Quill... Quill... Where is it? Not here... Quill... Quill, where is it...?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Where am I gonna get a quill?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, wait! Wait!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: But the store is called "Quills and Sofas". You only sell two things!
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Davenport: Sorry, Junior. All outta quills until Monday. Need a sofa?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: I swore I had one here somewhere. Ah, here it is! A quince!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Not a quince. A quill!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Not a quiche. [pronounced correctly] A quill!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Nope. Sorry. All outta quills.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [sigh] Shoot.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Come on, chicken! Here, chicky-chicky-chicky! Here, chick-chick-chick-chicky! Come here! Ugh! Come here! [grunting] Not the face, not the face! No! Hey! Stop! Quit it!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [panting] Spike... to the rescue.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Spike. I was calling out for you when you were turning this place upside down. Owlowiscious gave me one of his feathers to use as a quill.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: That's just great. Perfect! Sweet! I think I'll just, uh... finish up the rest of my chores! Or did Owlowiscious already do them?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no no. There are quite a lot of them.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Poor Spike. He'll come around. He's genuinely a good little guy.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Huh?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike. What is this? You said this book was missing. Well, Owlowiscious found it right where it belongs, but like this. How did it get this way?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Uh... Well, um... You see, I... I just didn't wanna disappoint you and, uh... Have you ever seen a dragon sneeze?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: I've seen a dragon lie. I'm very disappointed in you, Spike.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [to Owlowiscious] You set me up! Well, two can play that game.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Not "who"! Two! Urgh!
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Owlowiscious is out to take my place, I just know it! I've gotta stop him. But how?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Ah... Muahahaha!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Come along, Opal. Let's hurry up and get to Fluttershy's tea party.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: So lifelike. And when Twilight discovers it shredded up on her floor, she'll think mouse-eating Owlowiscious is to blame. And I'll be number one... again! Muhahaha!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [evil laugh] That poor little field mouse! Torn to pieces! It must have been Owlowiscious! You know, since owls eat, you know, mice. What a terrible, terrible bird! He must be punished! Right?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! I don't know what upsets me more. That you deliberately tried to set up Owlowiscious or that you actually thought this pathetic attempt would work! You've let your jealousy get the best of you, Spike. I am truly disappointed. This is not the Spike I know and love.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: She... She doesn't love me anymore.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Twilight hates me. I'm cold, hungry, tired and lonely. Could it get any worse?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I guess that's a yes. Hello? Hello?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: What is that? If this is what running away is all about, I never wanna go home! Gems! Mmm... Woohoo!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [hiccup] Even if my tummy's full, the rest of me is still empty. I miss Twilight and the pony gang. But she doesn't love me anymore. So, I'm better off here, all by myself. Wow. Seems to be getting warmer. The steam is great for my complexion, but it's sure getting hot in here.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Green dragon: What are you doing in my cave? And why are you eating my gems?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Heyah bro! I didn't know this was your cave. And I didn't know these were your gems, but... we're cool, right?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Whoa, whoa! Hey... We're like brothers, you know? I mean, you're a dragon, I'm a dragon... It's us against the world, right?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: You don't scare me! So you're big.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Really big. And your claws are super sharp. Tail... extra spiky. But, uh... You don't scare me! Ha! How'd you like that? Uh... I'd love to stay, but gotta go! See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya! Aah!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo-hoo!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Over here!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Am I glad to see you!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hurry! Hop on! It's too dark! I can't see!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo! Hoo-hoo!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [pants] Spike. We were so worried about you. I was so worried about you. Why did you run away?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I thought you didn't need me anymore. And that you didn't love me anymore.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Spike. Sure, I was disappointed, but you are my number one assistant! And friend. And you always will be. It's just that sometimes I need some help at night. I can't ask you to stay up late. You're a baby dragon and you need your rest. Owls are nocturnal. So I asked Owlowiscious to help. But not to take your place. No one could ever replace you, Spike. Not even when you are being a jealous numbskull.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I'm sorry, Twilight. I never should have been so jealous.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: And I'm sorry too, Spike. I should have been more sensitive.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: And Owlowiscious... I know now that you weren't out to take my job. Forgive me?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Me. Forgive me, Spike.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [giggle] He forgives you, Spike.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Hey! How did you guys know where I was?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: It was your ketchup-covered feet. Owlowiscious discovered your footprints and we followed them all the way to the cave.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: I know Princess Celestia will wanna read about what happened today...	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: I'm ready when you are.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Spike. Why don't you write to Princess Celestia? And tell her what you've learned?	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Really? Why, that's a big responsibility!	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: I know. But nothing my number one assistant can't handle.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Spike.	
Owl's Well That Ends Well	Cindy Morrow	Owlowiscious: Hoo?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Hi, Pinkie Pie...	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: This is your singing telegram I hope it finds you well You're invited to a party 'Cause we think you're really swell	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Gummy's turning one year old So help us celebrate The cake will be delicious The festivities first-rate	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: There will be games and dancing Bob for apples, cut a rug [pop] And when the party's over We'll gather 'round for a group hug	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Slowing down: No need to bring a gift Being there will be enough Birthdays mean having fun with friends Not getting lots of stuff	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Breathing heavily: It won't be the same without you So we hope that you say yes So, please, oh please R.S.V.P. And come, and be our guest!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [rasping voice] Next time, I think I'll just pass out written invitations.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Nice one! Now, let me show you how it's really done.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Hey, girls!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Hey, Pinkie Pie!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Howdy!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [squeal] Just wanted to tell you how happy I am that you could make it to Gummy's party.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Are you kiddin'? I wouldn't have missed it for the world.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Me neither. When Pinkie Pie throws a party, I am there! Ta-da!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Aw! It's just a boring old apple. Don't worry, there are plenty of other surprises in there.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [spits] What kind of surprises?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I can't tell you that, silly. Then it wouldn't be a surprise.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: This punch is simply divine. Is this the same recipe you used for your "Spring Has Sprung" party?
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Nope! Something new.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: It's Gummy's favorite.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Ooh, this is my jam!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Having fun?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: A blast!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: You always throw the best parties, Pinkie Pie.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: They're always the best parties 'cause my best friends are always there!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Yah!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: C'mon, everypony! Gummy wants to dance! Go, Gummy! It's your birthday! Go, Gummy! It's your birthday!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Hoo-wee! I am beat! I haven't danced that much since... Well, since your last party. Thanks again for the invite!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: See ya later, birthday alligator!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Bravo for hosting yet another delightful soiree.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: It's been lovely.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: You sure you don't wanna stay? There's still some cake left.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, I think I'm gonna pass. Great party though. We should do this again soon.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] We should do this again soon!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Hi, Pinki-	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: It's soon!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Pardon me?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: You said we should have another party soon, and... it's soon! Here's your invitation!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: "You're invited to Gummy's 'after-birthday' party. This afternoon at 3 o'clock."
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: All our bestest friends are invited, and there's gonna be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice-cream, and punch!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: This afternoon? As in, "this afternoon" this afternoon?
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Yes, indeedy!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, gosh. I wish I could make it, but I've gotten a bit behind in my studies. I've really gotta hit the books.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I understand. Your studies come first. But don't worry, we'll be sure to save you some cake.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Please do.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Oh! And Twilight, you shouldn't hit the books. You should really just read them.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'll keep that in mind.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Huh? Oh, hi, Pinkie Pie! What brings you 'round these parts?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Who's ready to shake their hoof-thang?! It's an invitation to Gummy's "after-birthday" party this afternoon. There's gonna be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice-cream, and punch!
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: This afternoon? A-as in, "this afternoon" this afternoon?
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: That's funny. That's just what Twilight said, and the answer is, "Yes! It's this afternoon!"
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Uh, well, I... I... uh... I don't think I can make it 'cause... uh... I have to... uh... uh, you know what? I... uh... pick apples! Yep, apples! 'Cause that's what we do! With the... apples. We, uh... pick 'em!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Okey-dokey-lokey! A party is still a party, even if there are only three guests.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [grunts] Anything else I can do for you, most beautiful one?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [sniff] [whimper] Hmm... perhaps you could take a bath. How do I put this delicately? You smell like a rotten apple core that's been wrapped in moldy hay and dipped in dragon perspiration.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Ooh! Love the new hat. Very modern. What's the occasion?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Gummy's "after-birthday" party is this afternoon. I'm delivering the invitations.
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: The party is this afternoon? As in, "this afternoon" this afternoon?
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: It's so strange. Everypony keeps saying that.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh... do they?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I know it's short notice, but we had such a great time at his birthday party, I thought we could have even more fun at his after-birthday party.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: And I'm sure that we would, but I'm going to have to decline. I have to... wash my hair!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Don't be silly, your hair doesn't look dirty.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: It doesn't?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Nope!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: See? [gag] Dirty! I have to go!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Huh... No Twilight, no Applejack, no Rarity. Oh well, a party is still a party even with only two guests.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: This afternoon?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: As in...?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Yes! As in, "this afternoon" this afternoon!
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Oh, man! We'd love to, but... we're... house-sitting this afternoon.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [sigh] Both of you?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: It's... uh... a big house.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Uh, look at the time! We'd really better get going.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Wait! Maybe I could bring you some after-birthday cake and ice-cream. Who're you house-sitting for?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Harry.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Harry?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I don't think you know him.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: That's strange. I know just about everypony around here.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: He's... a bear.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: A bear?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Yup! He's a bear all right, and he'll be pretty upset if we don't get over to his house soon.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Wait! There's a bear around here who lives in a house?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: It's, uh, really more of a cave.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: But he's fixed up the place so much, it feels like a house.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: And, uh, he wants us to look after his house... uh, cave... while he's, uh...	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: A-at the beach!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: He's vacationing at the beach?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Yup! He loves to...	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Gotta go!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Something strange is definitely going on around here, Gummy. Sure Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy had to house-sit for that vacationing bear, but what are the chances all my other friends would have plans this afternoon too? Rarity has to wash her hair? Applejack has to pick apples? Twilight is behind on her studies and has to hit the books? The more I think about it, the more those are starting to sound like... [gasp] excuses!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: That doesn't look like studying... or hitting!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Ooh! You must be here for...	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Shh! Is Pinkie Pie around?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Oh, I don't think so.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Good. I don't wanna her to know anything about this.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Yes, of course. I'll be right back.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: But... we're friends. What wouldn't Twilight want me to know anything about? [gasp] She's coming back.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. There you go.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Time to get to the bottom of things! [gasp] I think our cover's been blown! We'll need a new disguise.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: She didn't see you at the sweet shop, did she?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I don't think so.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, good. I'd hate for her to ruin everything.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Me too.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Have you seen her?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Not since this morning.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Me neither. Can you believe she was planning on throwing an after-birthday party today?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I'm just glad I was able to come up with an excuse for why I couldn't be there.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Me too! This is obviously going to be so much better.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: As long as we keep her from finding out about it, it will.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [whispering] See you later!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I thought everypony loved my parties.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Hi, Pinkie Pie! Uh-oh!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash! Wait!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Phew...	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Where're you going?!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Ah!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: What's the real reason you didn't want to come to Gummy's party?!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: What's in those bags?!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Applejack! We have a problem!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I know you're IN THERE!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Oh! Howdy, pardner!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Mind if I... take a look inside the barn?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: No! Uh, I mean, yes, I mean... you can't come in here!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash just went in there.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Oh, well, she was just bringin' in some... supplies! Yup, supplies for the... renovation! Fixin' up the whole thing, top to bottom... uh, lots of construction goin' on in there right now.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [whispering] You heard her! Construction!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Okey... dokey... lokey.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Secrets and lies! It's all secrets and lies with those ponies! They're up to something, Gummy! Something they don't want me to know about! Well, I'm gonna know about it! I'm gonna know about it big time! And I know just who's gonna tell me all about it. Tell me all about it big time!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Wow! Nice spread!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: It's all yours, Spike. All you have to do is talk.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: That's it? Oh, you got it. Okay... uh, beautiful weather we're having, eh? I love a sunny spring day, don't you? The birds chirpin' and the flowers bloomin'.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: No, no, no. Talk about our friends.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Oh, okay. Let's see, there's Twilight Sparkle. She's a unicorn. Good with magic. A real brainiac. And then you got Rarity. Total knockout. Twilight seems to think I don't even have a chance with her, but... eh, what does she know? Let's see. There's... there's Fluttershy, a Pegasus who's afraid of heights. Heh, what's up with that?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Grr! No! You're not understanding me! I want you to confess!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Confess?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Confess!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: I'm the one who spilled juice all over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions"!
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: And?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: And I'm the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville yesterday when I took a seven-hour bubble bath!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Aaand?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: And sometimes... when no one's around... I do this: Lookin' good, Spike! Lookin' real good!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: No! No! No! No!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: W-What do you wanna hear? Tell me what you want me to say, and I'll say it!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Your friends are all lying to you and avoiding you 'cause they don't like your parties and they don't want to be your friends anymore!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Aha! I knew it! [balloon deflating noise] Oh no, my friends don't like my parties and they don't want to be my friends anymore.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Thank you all so much for coming! It means so much to Gummy.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [voicing a bucket of turnips] Could I have some more punch?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [voicing a pile of rocks] This is one great pahty! You really outdone yourself!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Why, thank you, Rocky.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie voicing a clump of lint: I'm having a delightful time as well.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie voicing a bag of flour: Might I trouble you for anozer slice of cake?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Anything for you, Madame le Flour.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] I'm just glad none o' them ponies showed up.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Oh, they're not so bad.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rocky: Not so bad? Puh-lease! They're a buncha losers!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Oh, c'mon now. "Losers" might be a little strong, dont'cha think?
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Sir Lintsalot: After the way they treated you? I say "losers" isn't strong enough.
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Well, it was pretty rude...	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Madame le Flour: Pretty rude? It was downright deespicable!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: It was, wasn't it?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Mr. Turnip: Mr. If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: You know what? I'm not gonna speak to them ever again. And I'm not gonna invite them to another party as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties. [plink] Not after the way they've been acting.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Madame le Flour: [clapping] Deeespicable!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Sir Lintsalot: Such losers!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Madame le Flour: Yes, zat's right.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [as Mr. Turnip] Well done.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [as Sir Lintsalot] Yeah!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] You show 'em!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Who could that be?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Hey there, Pinkie Pie! Sorry I was in such a rush earlier. Had some place to be and couldn't slow down and say, "Hello." You know how it goes.
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I know how it goes, all right!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Yeah... so, why don't you come with me over to Sweet Apple Acres?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: No thanks. I'm spending time with my real friends. Isn't that right, Madame le Flour?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [as Madame le Flour] Oui! Zat iz correct, madame.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Uh... Pinkie Pie?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Another slice of cake, Sir Lintsalot?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [as Sir Lintsalot] I'd love one.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Aaallrighty. What do you say we get on out of Creepytown and head over to Applejack's...	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [as Mr. Turnip] She's not going anywhere.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I most certainly am not. I'm having a wonderful time right here.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: You should really just come with me.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] You heard the lady! She ain't goin' nowheres, chump!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Who you calling a chump, chump?! Ugh... That's it. Party's over. Come on, Pinkie Pie!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: No!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, let's go!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I said no!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: You... [grunts] have to... come with... me!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: No... I... Don't!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Oh, you wanna do this the hard way?! We'll do this the hard way!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [grunting] [panting] We're... here...	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle & Applejack & Rarity: [in unison] Surprise!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: I really thought she'd be more excited.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Excited? Excited?! Why would I be excited to attend my own farewell party?!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Farewell party?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Yes! You don't like me anymore, so you decided to kick me out of the group and throw a great, big party to celebrate! A "Farewell to Pinkie Pie" party!
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugarcube?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Why? Why? Why?! Because you've been lying to me and avoiding me all day, that's why!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah! Because we wanted your party to be a surprise.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: We'd been planning this party for such a long time, we had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's party so that we could get everything ready for yours.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: If this is a farewell party, why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say "Happy Birthday, Pinkie Pie"?
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [squeak] Because it's my birthday! Ooh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: And you like me so much you decided to throw me a surprise party!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: You girls are the best friends ever! How could I have ever doubted you?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Uh-huh! It sure would.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Don't worry about it.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Huh?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: You don't wanna know.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: All right, girls! Enough of this gab. Let's party!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I am writing to you from the most delightful party. I'm not only having a great time with my friends, but also was given the opportunity to learn a valuable lesson about friendship. Always expect the best from your friends, and never assume the worst. Rest assured that a good friend always has your best interests at heart.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Your faithful student,	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Twilight Sparkle	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: You girls wouldn't mind if we celebrated Gummy's after-birthday party too, would you? His party was cut short, and he's pretty upset about it.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, definitely.	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Aww, he was upset?	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Uh-huh, sure!	
Party of One	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: For Gummy, yeah!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ahh! I... can't... believe... the Grand... Galloping... Gala... is... tonight!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! Please stop shouting, I'm trying to concentrate.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Pinkie Pie! Stop that right now. It's time to prepare for the Gala, and I refuse to let you put on your new dress when you're all sweaty.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: What's Twilight doing?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: She's got an awesome magic spell she's been working on for the Gala.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Where are the others? It's getting late.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hold your horses, girl. We're here.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Perfect! I'm ready.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: For what?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: All right, Spike.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: An apple! Are we having pie?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Shh! Watch!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Thanks. But that's just the start. Fluttershy, did you bring your friends?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Yes. Will they be safe, Twilight?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: You have my word.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Ta-da!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Neat, huh? And don't worry. They'll be mice again at midnight.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Opalescence, no!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Wait! Come back! Those horses were supposed to pull our carriage. How will we get to the Gala?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Whatever shall we do?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Uh... ahem. Excuse me. Uh, would you boys mind pulling our carriage to the Gala?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Yeah. Right.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ooh!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Come on, you guys. Let me in!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Sure thing, Spike.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Heavens no! We're getting dressed.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Dressed? Uh, beg pardon, Rarity, but, uh... we don't normally wear clothes.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [moan] I'm sorry, Spike. Some of us do have standards.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: I still can't believe we're gonna be at Canterlot tonight. Our hometown, Twilight! And the best part is that we all get to hang out together all night long!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Uh... I-I don't know, Spike.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: We'll just have to see.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: We're gonna be a mite busy.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Oh. Okay.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, Spike. We'll all get to spend some time together.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Great!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: 'Cause I planned out my insider's tour of Canterlot. I've gotta show Rarity the crown jewels, and Applejack the Princess's golden apple tree. And Pinkie, we gotta go to my favorite donut shop.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Then let's get moving! Hyah!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Caramel: Excuse me!?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Um... I...	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Lucky Clover: If you weren't friends with our neighbor Rarity... Hmph.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Whoa! You all look... amazing!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe we're finally here. With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this... The Best Night Ever!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: At the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir: At the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: At the Gala In the garden I'm going to see them all All the creatures I'll befriend them at the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir: At the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: All the birdies And the critters They will love me big and small We'll become good friends forever Right here at the Gala!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir: All our dreams will come true Right here at the Gala At the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: At the Gala (It's amazing) I will sell them (Better hurry) All my appletastic treats (Yummy yummy) Hungry ponies (They'll be snacking) They will buy them (Bring your money) Caramel apples, apple sweets (Gimme some) And I'll earn a lot of money for the Apple family!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir: All our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Gala At the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: At the Gala All the royals They will meet fair Rarity They will see I'm just as regal at the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir: At the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: I will find him My Prince Charming And how gallant he will be He will treat me like a lady Tonight at the Gala!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir: This is what we've waited for to have the best night ever Each of us will live our dreams Tonight at the Gala At the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Been dreamin' I've been waitin' To fly with those great ponies The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks Spinning 'round and having kicks Perform for crowds of thousands They'll shower us with diamonds The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir: All we've longed for All we've dreamed Our happy ever after Finally will all come true Right here at the Grand Gala At the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I am here at the Grand Gala For it is the best party But the one thing it was missing was a pony named Pinkie For I am the best at parties, all the ponies will agree Ponies playing Ponies dancing With me at the Grand Gala!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir: Happiness and laughter at the Gala At the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: At the Gala (At the Gala) With the Princess (With the Princess) Is where I'm going to be (She will be) We will talk all about magic and what I've learned and seen (She will see) It is going to be so special As she takes time just for me (This will be the best night ever!)	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir: Into the Gala we must go We're ready now, we're all aglow Into the Gala, let's go in and have the best night ever Into the Gala, now's the time We're ready and we look divine!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir and Fluttershy: Into the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Meet new friends	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir and Applejack: Into the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Sell some apples	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir and Rarity: Into the Gala	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Find my Prince	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir and Rainbow Dash: Prove I'm great	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: As a Wonderbolt is	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: To meet!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: To sell!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: To find!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: To prove!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: To whoop!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: To talk!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	All: Into the Gala Into the Gala And we'll have the best night ever! At the Gala!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Yeah! This is gonna be the best night ever. You know why? 'Cause we're all gonna spend time at the Gala to... gether. Or not.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: Twilight! It is so lovely to see my star student.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I'm so excited to be here! We have so much to catch up on.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: Well, I want you right by my side the entire evening, so we'll have plenty of time together.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: That's just what I was hoping you'd say.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [gasp] [squeals of excitement] Hurry, Rarity... Oh, but not too fast. But don't wanna lose him... Wait! Have to play it cool. Oh, but don't be cold! I can't lose him, I can't! He's everything I imagined! Even better than I imagined.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh my! A meadowlark!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Howdy, partner! You hungry?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Soarin: As a horse!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, what'cha hankering for? Caramel apple? Apple pie? Apple fritter? Apple fries?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Soarin: I'll take that big apple pie!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, thank you kindly, sir! Yee-haw! In the first minute, I made my first sale. Just like I expected.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spitfire: Always hungry after a show. Eh, Soarin?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Soarin: Heh. Yeah! [gasp] My pie! You saved it. Thanks.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Hey, no prob.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spitfire: Hey! I know you. You're the pony that saved us in Cloudsdale and won The Best Flyer Competition.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Hay yeah! Name's Rainbow Dash.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spitfire: Well, Rainbow Dash. Looks like your skills saved us again. Oh, well, at least they saved Soarin's apple pie.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Soarin: [eating noisily] Yeah...	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spitfire: Wanna come hang out with us?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: The shiny dance floor... The pretty party ponies... Ooh, the fancy band... Shiny! Pretty! Fancy! [anxious noise] Gotta dance!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, It's all I ever dreamed.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: It's all I've ever... dreamed?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Prince Blueblood: Well, hello. I am Prince Blueblood.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: I am... Rarity. Oh my, what a lovely rose.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Prince Blueblood: You mean... this rose? Thank you. It goes with my eyes.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: [gasp] My little meadowlark is right around this bend!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Was that you?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh! Yes... Well... Excuse me.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh! I see a toco toucan! And a spider monkey! And, oh! Is that a wallaroo? Oh, Fluttershy. You're such a loudmouth.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Hey, Spitfire! You ever done a rain cloud double backflip? [to Soarin] You ever soared past lightning? It's awesome!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: Welcome to the Grand Galloping Gala.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Princess! I've been so excited to spend time with you and...	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: Yes. Me too, Twi... Oh, good evening! Welcome to the Gala. Which is why I... Ladies! Lovely to see you again.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] Looks like getting a chance to talk to the Princess is gonna be a magic trick in itself.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: First minute, first sale. Second... Fourth... Sixth... Sixtieth minute... no sales. [sigh] This ain't what I expected at all.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala... and it's not what I dreamed.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: This isn't at all what I imagined.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: [in background] Good evening! So nice to see you. Welcome!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: This isn't what I hoped.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: This isn't hanging out.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: This isn't what I wished for.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: No!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: I waited all my life...	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: ...for this moment!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And I'm not going to...	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: ...let it slip by!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: If it's the last thing I do...	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: ...I'm gonna make this...	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	All: ...the best night ever!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: I just have to be more bold, like Twilight says. [loudly] I'm so sorry to have scared you, my friends! But I'm leaving now, so you can all come out!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Gotcha! It's okay. I promise not to hurt you. I just wanna be your... friend?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Mr. Greenhooves: Mr. Mmm... Sounds good to me.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Just give him a chance, Rarity. His princely side is sure to come out if you're just patient.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Prince Blueblood: Miss Rarity! Stop!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh. Prince Blueblood! How chivalrous.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Prince Blueblood: One would hate to slip.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Yes. One certainly would.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Prince Blueblood: One's cloak should take care of the problem.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh, of course it will.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] [whispering] C'mon, everypony! I know what will make you shake those groove-thangs!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You reach your right hoof in You reach your right hoof out You reach your right hoof in And you shake it all about You do the Pony Pokey meeting lots of folks with clout That's what I'm talking about	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You step your left hoof in You pull it right back out You step your left hoof in But you better help him out You do the Pony Pokey but should find a different route That's what it's all about	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You kick your back left in You pull your back left out You reach your back left in Just be brave and have no doubt You do the Pony Pokey feeling like you're gonna pout That's what I'm singing about	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You tilt your head in You tilt your head out You tilt your head in Then you shake it all about You do the Pony Pokey even though your date's a lout You're better off without	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You stomp your whole self in You stomp your whole self out You stomp your whole self in And you stomp yourself about You do the Pony Pokey and you give a little shout-	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: COME OUT!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: That's what I'm talking about	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You do the Pony Pokey You do the Pony Pokey You do the Pony Pokey And that's what it's all about	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Yeah!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Lyrica Lilac: Young lady, this is not that kind of party.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ohhhhhh... They don't want a party. These ponies want a paaartay!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Two apple fritters, please.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Two apple fritters comin' right up. That'll be four bits.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Ahem.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Prince Blueblood: Ahem.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Ahem!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Prince Blueblood: Ahem!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [sigh] I'm going to have to pay, aren't I?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: It's okay, Rarity. I got you covered.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Thank you, Applejack. At least somepony here has good manners.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Prince Blueblood: [barf] Oh! Fritters! Dumplings! Caramel apples! My royal lips have touched common carnival fare! I'm going to the buffet for some... hors d'oeuvres.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, no wonder nopony wants my food. They're fillin' up on those fancy-schmancy vittles. Well, my down-home apples are plenty good enough for this crowd. I'll just dress 'em up a bit and prove it to 'em.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes. As soon as one of you little birds or monkeys or bears touches this net... you'll be mine! Mine! [evil laugh] Whoa!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Come on, everypony! You wanted a partay? Now it's paaartaaay! Yeah! Uh! Now that's a beat, yeah! Uh! C'mon, dance! Yeah, woohoo!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Okay, all you high-class ponies. Here's a highfalutin apple cake for your hoity-toity taste buds.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Stage dive!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [angry growl] You, sir, are the most uncharming prince I have ever met! In fact, the only thing royal about you is that you are a royal pain!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Prince Blueblood: Ewww...! Uh, stay back! I just had myself groomed!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: This is my chance! Yes! Whoa!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well... it can't get any worse.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: You're... going to love me!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Um, um, uh... Eugh.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: Run.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Rarity, your glass slipper! Now your prince is sure to find you.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [shriek] No! Ugh! Let's go!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Hey, Pony Joe. Another donut.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Joe: Don't you think you've had enough?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Another donut! Extra sprinkles!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Joe: Twilight Sparkle! Ha, ha. Long time no see.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Hey, how was the Gala? How was your best night ever?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: That sounds like the worst night ever!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I just hope Princess Celestia isn't upset with us for ruining the Gala.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: That was the best Grand Galloping Gala ever!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Everypony: Princess Celestia!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pardon me, Princess, but tonight was just awful.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: Oh, Twilight. The Grand Galloping Gala is always awful.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: It is?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Princess Celestia: That is why I was thrilled you were all attending. I was hoping you could liven things up a bit. And while the evening may not have gone as you planned, I'm sure you'll agree that in the end it didn't turn out so bad for this group of friends.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: You're right, Princess. Friends have a way of making even the worst of times into something pretty great.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Hanging out with friends!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Talking!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Laughing!	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: You mean doing exactly what I wanted to do the whole time?	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Spike. You were right.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: As horrible as our night was...	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: ...being together here has made it all better.	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: In fact, it's made it...	
The Best Night Ever	Amy Keating Rogers	All sans Celestia: ...the best night ever!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: I want to start our field trip here, in the world-famous Canterlot sculpture garden. That one over there represents "Friendship". All right, my little ponies, this one represents "Victory".
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: How cool would it be to have that for a cutie mark?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Cool, if you were actually victoryful at somethin'.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: That's not a word!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: What are you, a dictionary?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: Girls! Now this is a really interesting statue. What do you notice about it?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: It's got an eagle claw!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: And a lion paw!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: And a snake tail!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: This creature is called a draconequus. He has the head of a pony and a body made up of all sorts of things. What do you suppose that represents?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Confusion!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Evil!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Chaos!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: It's not chaos, you dodo!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Is not!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: You're both wrong!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: Actually, in a way, you're all right. This statue represents "Discord", which means a lack of harmony between ponies. In fact, you three have demonstrated discord so well that you're each going to write me an essay explaining it.
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: Now let's go, and I don't want anymore fighting.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: It's confusion!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Evil!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Chaos!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Come back here, you! Gotcha! Eww, what is this? Cotton candy?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Wait a second! It's not supposed to rain until tomorrow. You can't just-	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: You did.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Hey, I didn't tell you to go anywhere!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Rainbow Dash, what's going on with this rain? I mean chocolate milk? I mean chocolate milk rain?!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: There's crazy weather all over Equestria! Cloudsdale is getting soaked by a major cola storm right now! But don't worry. I'm not leaving you until I get control of Ponyville!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Ahem. I heard about your troubles, Applejack, and I came to see if there's anything I can do without getting wet. Or dirty. Or out from under my umbrella.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Fluttershy! Do somethin'!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Now, Angel, you really shouldn't- No! It's not possible! I must be seeing things!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, everyone. I've learned a new spell that'll fix everything. My fail-safe spell... failed. What do we do?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Spike: Uh, give up?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Spike, Twilight will come up with something.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Hmm, time for plan B. Rainbow, can you corral all those clouds in one corner of the sky? Applejack, I need you to bring those high-strung storm clouds down to Earth.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Hey, what happened?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh dear. I hope none of the animals see these delicious chocolate-filled cotton candy clouds. I'd hate to have to share them.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: You and me both, sister! Hey!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: And when y'all are done with that, feel free to have some popcorn for dessert.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You see, Spike? You should never give up. There's nothing we can't overcome if we all work together.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Come on, girls. Princess Celestia wants to see us all in Canterlot immediately!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, we came as fast as we could!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Thank you, Twilight. Thank you, all.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Is this about the weather? And the animals' weird behavior? What's happening out there? Why isn't my magic working? Is there-	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Follow me.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: I've called you here for a matter of great importance. It seems an old foe of mine, someone I thought I had defeated long ago, has returned. His name... is Discord.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Discord is the mischievous spirit of disharmony. Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for Earth ponies, Pegasi, and unicorns alike, so after discovering the Elements of Harmony, we combined our powers and rose up against him, turning him to stone.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: All right, Princess!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: I thought the spell we cast would keep him contained forever, but since Luna and I are no longer connected to the Elements, the spell has been broken.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No longer connected?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: This is Canterlot Tower, where the Elements are kept inside since all of you recovered them. I need you to wield the Elements of Harmony once again and stop Discord before he thrusts all of Equestria into eternal chaos.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: But why us? Why don't you-	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Hey, look! We're famous!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: You six showed the full potential of the Elements by harnessing the magic of your friendship to beat a mighty foe. Although Luna and I once wielded the Elements, it is you who now control their power, and it is you who must defeat Discord!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, you can count on-	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys. Chocolate rain!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Don't listen to her, Princess. We'd be honored to use the Elements of Harmony again.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Ooh. You can keep the Elements. I'll take that case!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Have no fear, ponies. I have total confidence that you will be able to defeat Discord with these!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be outside in the chocolate puddles with a giant swizzle straw.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The Elements! They're gone!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break! This doesn't make sense!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: [laughter] Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Discord... Show yourself!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: [chuckling] Did you miss me, Celestia? I missed you. It's quite lonely being encased in stone, but you wouldn't know that, would you, because I don't turn ponies into stone.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Enough! What have you done with the Elements of Harmony?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: You'll never get away with this, Discord!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: Oh, I'd forgotten how grim you can be, Celestia. It's really quite boring.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Hey! Nopony insults the Princess!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: Oh, you must be Rainbow Dash, famed for her loyalty, the Element of Harmony you represent.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: That's right! I'll always be loyal to the Princess!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: We'll see about that.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a tacky window.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: The beautiful Rarity, representing the element of generosity, if I'm not mistaken?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: So you know who we are, big deal.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: Oh, I know much more than that, honest Applejack.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You seem to know our strengths too.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [laughing] He's standing on your head!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Stop stalling, Discord! What have you done with the Elements of Harmony?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Can we go home now?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: What do you reckon he meant? Twists and turns and ending back where we started?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Twists and turns... twists and turns... twists and turns! That's it! I bet Discord hid the Elements in the palace labyrinth!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Good luck, my little ponies. The fate of Equestria is in your hooves.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Princess. We won't let you down.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: W-We have to go in there?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Nope! Dopey Discord forgot about these babies! I'll just do a quick flyover and we'll have the Elements in no time. My wings!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle and Rarity: Your horn! My horn! Ahhh!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Give us our wings and horns back!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: You'll get them back in good time. I simply took them to ensure there's no cheating. You see, this is the first rule of our game: no flying, and no magic.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: The first rule?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Never fear, girls. We have each other!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Like Twilight said, there's nothing we can't overcome if we all stick together!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: All right, girls, let's do this!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Stay calm, girls! Everypony head to the middle as fast as you can, and we'll regroup there!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Moving out!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rarity: See you in the center.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Yee-haw!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: See you guys there!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [gasping] What's that? Who's there? Girls!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: What in tarnation? Where am I?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Who are y'all?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Red apples: The keepers of the grove of truth. You may ask us...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Light Red apples: ...one question...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Green apples: ...past, future or present.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Red apples: But be warned...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Light Red apples: ...that the truth...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Green apples: ...may not always be pleasant.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: All right then. I don't trust this place worth a hill of beans, but I've got a really bad feelin' about this feller Discord. What's gonna come of this mission we're on?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Red apples: For the answer you seek...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Light Red apples: ...go ahead, take a peek.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pond Rainbow Dash: I hope I never see you again!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pond Fluttershy: Me too!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pond Pinkie Pie: Fine!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pond Rarity: Fine!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pond Twilight Sparkle: It's settled then.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: No! Our friendship? Over?!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: It can't be true. It just can't!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: That just can't be the truth.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Light Red apples: When all the truth does...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Green apples: ...is make your heart ache...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack! Thank goodness! I thought I heard voices over here. Who were you talking to?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I was talking to... uh... nopony! Nopony whatsoever!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Nothing. Come on, uh, we best be going.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Did Applejack just...? Come on, Twilight! Applejack wouldn't lie.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Hey, what gives?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: What's the matter, Pinkie Pie? I thought you appreciated a good laugh?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: It's different. They're laughing at me.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: It's hardly different. Your friends laugh at you all the time.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: My friends laugh with me, not at me.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: No! Stop it!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Stop laughing at me!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: Oh, poor Pinkie Pie. And here I thought laughter made you happy.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [gravelly] Happy? I don't think so.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Are we glad to see you!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Oh you are, huh? Why? Need a good laugh?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie? What do you suppose has her so upset? It's not like her.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I didn't notice anything strange about Pinkie.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Weird. Better pick up the pace before the stress of this gets the better of all of us.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I was expecting an audience with the Princess, not outdoor sport. Agh. Oh my...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: [laughing] Welcome to your lucky day, Rarity. You've found the one thing in Equestria that could rival my face for sheer beauty. What do you think? You like?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Yes... I like very much... No! No, I shan't succumb to such fabulousness. Must... get to the center... to meet... the others. [grunt] Mine!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity! Are we glad to see... Why are you carrying a humongous boulder?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [teeth chatter] Okay, I can do this. I can... [scream] Oh, wait a minute... Butterflies? Wait! Don't leave me here!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Butterflies: Fluttershy, looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh, no. I'm certain they're doing their best to find me.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Butterflies: Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Not at all. I am weak and helpless and I appreciate their understanding.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Butterflies: Yes... Well, surely it burns you up... I mean, that they're always pointing out your flaws, right?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Not really. In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: Oh, for goodness sake! You've been kind for far too long, my dear. Time to be cruel. Arrivederci!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy! I'm so glad to see a friendly face. This awful labyrinth is getting to everypony.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Grrr...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Aw, boo-hoo-hoo! Why don't you wave your magic little horn and make everything all right?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Uh...	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh, that's right, you can't. You don't have one.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What is happening to my friends?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: And what are you laughing at?	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Chocolate milk.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Little help here! Thanks, Twilight.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You're welcome-	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rarity: But don't get any ideas about my gem! I know where you live.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I've got you now, element.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: Oh. I can see why you like these clouds so much. Very plush.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Get off there and put 'em up! Come on! Let's go!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: Hey, I'm here to deliver a message.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I've got a message for you too!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: Listen closely, this is important. A weighty choice is yours to make: the right selection or a big mistake. If a wrong choice you choose to pursue, the foundations of home will crumble without you.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Cloudsdale? Crumble... without me? No!	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Discord: That box contains your wings. You can take them and leave the game, or you can carry on aimlessly wandering this maze. Your choice.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Must... find... Rainbow Dash. As a team... we're unstoppable. Rainbow Dash won't let us down.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Well, looky there. Rainbow Dash is flying away. She's abandonin' us.	
The Return of Harmony Part 1	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Now I know that's a lie. [gasp] How can it be?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, we came as fast as we could.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: I need you to wield the Elements of Harmony once again and stop Discord.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The Elements! They're gone!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: [laughter] Everypony has to play, or the game is over and I win.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Our friendship...over?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Who are you talking to?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Nopony! Nopony whatsoever.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Are we glad to see you!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Why? Need a good laugh?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What is happening to my friends?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: And what are you laughing at!?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Oh, you ponies are just the most fun I've had in aeons.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Well, quit it! You'd better think before you laugh at the Pink...ie Pie!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh, yeah? Well ha, ha.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Quit it!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: No. Ha, ha.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Quit it!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: No. Ha ha-ha ha ha.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Uh... Rarity? This here diamond of yours? Twilight said we should split it six ways since we, uh, found it together.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: HI-YAH! Try it, punk. He's mine. All mine! Ya! Ya! Ya!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Girls, why are you all acting like this?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Quit it! Stop it!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: We need to stick together.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Ha, ha.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: [laughter] It's just too entertaining.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Stop it, Discord. You're not playing fair.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: I'm not playing fair? Perhaps we haven't met. I'm Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony. Hello?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: How are we supposed to find the Elements of Harmony when you took away the labyrinth before we could get to the end?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Oh, wait, did you...? [laughter] How funny! You thought the Elements were in the labyrinth?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Flashback Discord: Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: I never said they were in the labyrinth.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: But...but...	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Keep trying, Twilight Sparkle. [mockingly] Maybe the magic of friendship can help you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Chocolate milk? I hate chocolate milk!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [grunt] Think, Twilight, think! "Find the Elements back where you began." Back where you began.
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Don't touch my gem!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I'm touching your gem, Rarity. Ha, ha.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: What 'chu laughin' at?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh. I just want to go home... Wait a minute... Home! "Back where you began!" The Elements must be in... Ponyville! Come on, girls. I'm certain this is what Discord's riddle really meant. If we get back to the library, I have a book that I just know can give us a clue. Ah!
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Good boy, Angel. Mama's so proud.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Wow, I can see so much better now. Whoa! I meant to do that.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Wah! Ahh! Whoa! Discord's turned our dirt roads into soap!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Beautiful, isn't it? This is the new and improved Ponyville, and these are only my first of changes.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: This may look like fun, but it's not.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Picture it. The chaos capital of the world.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Well, wait a few minutes and you'll see it in the beautiful light of day. Or not.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ponyville, the chaos capital of the world? Not if I have anything to say about it.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] Okay, we're here. Everyone please, please, please just go inside, please?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I absolutely refuse.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: With pleasure.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I hate libraries!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pleeeease, we gotta hurry!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Forget it, Twilight. I know what you're up to. The second I go in, you'll have your little minion Spike come and take Tom!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Tom?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Well, it's not going to work.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You're not going in without him, are you?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Mm-mm.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [grunting] Fine!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: Ah! Brrr! What did you do that for, Fluttershy?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: 'Cause you just looked so peaceful.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: I...uh...huh?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Careful, Twilight! You'll ruin his beautiful finish.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, for the love of...	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: Twilight, what's going on? Why does everybody look so...gray?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Don't ask. I need you to help me find something.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Hey, Twilight, what's soaking wet and clueless?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: What's happened to everypony?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I guess you just bring out the worst in us, Spike.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh. No time to explain. We've got to find the reference guide to the Elements of Harmony before somepony does something she'll regret!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: The Elements of Harmony? Oh, I know exactly where that book is. Found it!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Hah!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, you'd better give me that book!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [sing-song voice] Keep away!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Hey! Applejack, give me that book!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I don't have any book.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! You guys! Stop it right now!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: Ugh!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Mine!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Hey, do you even know what you just stole?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: No, but if you want it, I want it!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [strained groan] GIVE ME THAT BOOK!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Where is she? Where's Rarity?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Beats me.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Lies!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Get back! All of you! This is my book, and I'm going to READ IT! [gasp] The Elements!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The Elements! They were here all along!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: This is great! Now you guys can defeat Discord and put everything back to normal!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: See, girls? We did it! We found the Elements of Harmony! Together!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You don't even care, do you?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	All: No!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] I never thought it would happen. My friends... have turned into complete JERKS! Necklace! Necklace! Necklace! Necklace! And... big crown thingy! Come on, everypony, let's go!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: But Twilight, aren't you missing somepony?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Nope. We've got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute. That just about covers it.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: But what about Rainbow Dash?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Congratulations, Spike, you're the new Rainbow Dash. Now let's go!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: [gasp] Me? B-b-but what if she finds out I've been impersonating her? [moan] That won't end well.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Too bad, you're Rainbow Dash. Now let's go defeat Discord so we don't ever have to talk to each other again!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	All but Rarity: Yeah! Woo-hoo!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Move! Look out, here comes Tom!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Well, well, well, I see you've found the Elements of Harmony. How terrifying!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Discord! I've figured out your lame riddle. You're in for it now!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: I certainly am. You've clearly out-dueled me, and now it's time to meet my fate. I'm prepared to be defeated now, ladies. Fire when ready.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Formation, now!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	All: Eh.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: "Rainbow Dash", get over here.
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: All right, let's get this over with. What's going on?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Mine's workin'. There must be somethin' wrong with yours.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I HATE the Elements of Harmony!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Hmph! Garbage.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: MINE!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: Sorry, Twilight. I guess I'd better get back upstairs and clean up the library. Good luck with all this- whoa!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: It's your fault it didn't work.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Who are you talking to?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Any of you! ALL OF YOU! I'm outta here!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I better go, too. I've got new better friends waiting for me at the farm.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Yeah! I'm sick of you losers.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: FINE! Leave! See if I care! I don't need you guys either! With friends like you, who needs...enemies...?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: [laughing] Oh, my stomach! Twilight, you've got to see what I just did.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: It's priceless! [laughing] Come now, Twilight Sparkle. You've got to get into the spirit of things! After all, this is your new home.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Not anymore...	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pack your things, Spike, we're leaving.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Don't ask where we're going, 'cause I don't know yet. Just not here.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Spike: Can't...move. The princess...has been sending these...since I came back upstairs. [belch] Make it stop!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: These are all the letters I've written to the princess since I've lived in Ponyville. But why would she send them back?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: "Real friends don't care what your cover is."
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: "Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing."
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: "And like the path cut through the orchard, there will always be a way through."
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: "The best thing to do is stay true to yourself."
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: "Everypony has a special magical connection with her friends. Maybe even before she's met them."
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Spike, it's all so clear! Can't you see? Discord's trying to distract us from what's important. He knows how powerful our friendships are, and he's trying to keep us from seeing it. Do you remember what I said the first day we arrived in Ponyville? I told you that the future of Equestria didn't rest on me making friends. But the opposite is true! The friendships I've made since I've been here are what saved Equestria from Nightmare Moon. And now they need to save it from Discord!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You're right, Spike. I've got to fight for my friendships. For them. For me. For Equestria!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh...uh...why don't you just stay here and rest? I'll take care of the whole fighting for friendship thing myself.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: And so I tried to defeat Discord, but none of my so-called "friends" would lift a hoof to help me.
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, I'm here to fight for our friendship.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Oh, now you want to fight. Where you went when I was battlin' Discord?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Snap out of it. This isn't you! You're not a liar.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Wh-what happened? Twilight! [sigh] I saw a vision of us feudin' and fightin'. I couldn't face the truth, so I started tellin' lies. Can you ever forgive me?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I already have. Come on!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh no! Twilight, Applejack, I just had the worst dream!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: What do you think you're doing? Get away from my gem! Get away--! [grunting] Let us never speak of this again.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [laughter] And I-I turned gray! [giggle] Can you believe it?!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Uh? She's not here.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Without Rainbow Dash, we can't use the Elements.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: She could be anywhere by now! We're never gonna find her.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Yeah, we will, 'cause she's right there!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: We've been looking everywhere for you!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: That's nice.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Discord's still on the loose! We need you to help us defeat him with your element, Loyalty!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Pfft. Loyalty, schmoyalty! Have you guys seen Ponyville? It's a disaster! I'm staying here in Cloudsdale where everything's awesome.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: How in Equestria can she think that tiny patch of clouds is Cloudsdale?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: The same way he got you to think that cheap rock was a bona fide diamond.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I thought we agreed never to speak of that again.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Time for Plan B.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [whispering] Okay, Fluttershy, you grab Rainbow Dash and hold her down. Applejack will lower me down from this rope so I can cast the memory spell on her.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Got it!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Um...I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh...	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Nice try! Ponyville's your problem, not mine.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Come on, Fluttershy, we've got to catch her. Hyah! Applejack!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity and Pinkie Pie: WHOA!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: PINKIE! You were supposed to secure the ROPE!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Oops.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Rarity, Pinkie, hold on! Y'all are slowing her down!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, Fluttershy, would you be a dear and FLY FASTER, please?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [whimper/crying] I can't!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: If you can't catch her, Discord wins!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: That big... dumb... MEANIE!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, Applejack, last rope! Make it count!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Lemme go! I don't need you guys! Leave me alone! Wh-what happened? [gasp] How's Ponyville? Where are the Elements?! Did we stop Discord?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Maybe it's a little early for a group hug.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: [laughter] Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Not as wonderful as friendship.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Oh, this again?	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Applejack: That's right. You couldn't break apart our friendship for long.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord: we've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Ugh, gag. Fine, go ahead. Try and use your little Elements. Friend me. Just make it quick. I'm missing some excellent chaos here.	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: All right, ladies, let's show him what friendship can do!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Discord: Huh. What's this? No. NO!!!	
The Return of Harmony Part 2	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: We are gathered here today to once again honor the heroism of these six friends who stood up to the villain Discord and saved Equestria from eternal chaos.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Quill.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Check.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Parchment.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Check.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Extra ink.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Check.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Extra extra ink.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Check.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Is that everything on the checklist?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Yep.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Great. Now that we've completed the checklist of things we need to create a checklist, we can make my checklist of the things I have to get done by the end of the day. Ready?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Ready!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Item one: create checklist of the things I have to accomplish by the end of the day.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: How are we doing, Spike?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Let's see... We've already dropped off your cape at the cleaners, returned the blackboard you borrowed from Cheerilee, ordered new parchment and quills from the stationery shop...	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Hmm... Seems like we just placed an order for those a few days ago.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Can't imagine why we go through so many of them.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Sounds like we're ahead of schedule. What's next?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Cupcakes!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Whoa...	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, I only ordered twelve.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs Cake: Oh, I know, dear, but I had an extra. So I thought I'd make it a baker's dozen.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Uhhh-no!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, that was very thoughtful of you. It's just some of the icing from the extra cupcake is getting all over the one next to it. See?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs Cake: Ohh... sure...	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It's just that I'm planning on sharing these at a picnic later and I don't want anypony to feel like somepony else is getting more icing.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs Cake: Oh, no... of course not.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Not to worry, I'll just move some of this one to... hmm... I think I may have scooped too much... oops! Now those two have more. Let's just try this again... Hmm, no, that won't do. Let me just... hmm... put some here, and... no, that's not right. A little more on this one, a little bit... and wait... I'll just... ooh, a little bit here, and here, and... perfect!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs Cake: Hmm, oh yes... much better...	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, time to tackle the next item on our-- oops! Looks like we're going to have to add 'give a baby dragon a bath' to our list.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Very efficient! And a little bit gross.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Eh.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Looks like that's everything!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Almost everything.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: "Triple-check checklist to make sure we didn't miss anything when we double checked the checklist!" Uh... check! Ugh... I've been holding that quill so long, I've got a claw cramp! Well, good thing we don't have anything to report to Princess Celestia this week... I don't think I could write another word!
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We haven't sent a letter to Princess Celestia this week?!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Why? Is that bad?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Bad? BAD? Of course it's bad! I'm supposed to send Princess Celestia a letter every week, telling her about a lesson I've learned about friendship! Not every other week, not every ten days, every... single... week!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Huh?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Ohh... Where's my calendar, where's my calendar?!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Where it.. always is?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: When did we send the last one?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Last... Tuesday?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: And today is...	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Tuesday?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Argh! Nononononononono! If I don't send her a letter by sundown, I'll be... tardy!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: What's that now?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Tar-dy, Spike! Late, I'll be late! Oh, how could I let this happen? I'm usually so organized. I've never been late with an assignment.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Oh, please! You're the most studious student ever! I'm sure the Princess will forgive you if you miss one little deadline.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid to take that chance, Spike. This is the ruler of all of Equestria we're talking about. The pony who holds my fate in her hooves! What if she doesn't forgive me?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Yeah... I don't think she--	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: What if instead she starts thinking I'm not taking my studies on friendship seriously?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Why would she--	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: What if she makes me come back to Canterlot and puts me back in school and makes me prove I've been taking them seriously by giving me a test?! What if I don't pass?!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Well, why wouldn't you pass--	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: She's my teacher. Do you know what teachers do to students who don't pass? They send them back a grade! But she won't just send me back a grade. She'll send me back to... magic kindergarten.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Twilight? Twilight!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Huh?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! You're not going to be sent back to magic kindergarten.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You're right. I have no reason to worry. Because I'm going to solve a friend's problem and get that letter to Princess Celestia before sundown!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: So... got any problems, troubles, conundrums, or any other sort of issues, major or minor, that I as a good friend could help you solve?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Huh. Hmm. Huunh. Huh... I got nothin'.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] Then it looks like I'm going to have to find somepony who does.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [sigh] This won't end well.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You've got this, Twilight. You still have plenty of time to get that letter to Princess Celestia! Has to be somepony who needs the help of a good friend!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, Rarity! I'm here!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [sobbing] Why me-e-e-e-e-ee... [gasp] WHYYYY?! Why? Why-y?! And of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: What's happened? Are you alright?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [gasp] I've lost my diamond-encrusted purple ribbon! I have searched high, and I have searched low. Low and high! High and low! But I can't find it anywhere! Anywhe-e-e-e-ere! How can I possibly finish my latest creation if I can't find it?!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Never fear, Rarity. As your friend I'll do my best to help you fi--	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, there it is. Isn't it always just the last place you look?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: So... you just lost your ribbon?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Mm-hm!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But now you've found it?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Yuh-huh.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: And nothing else is bothering you? Nothing that I, as a good friend, could help you with?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Hmm... there is one thing.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Yes?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I think I left my measuring tape under the fabric over there. Could you get that for me?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Measuring tape? Sure.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Twilight? Is there something bother-- Twilight?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: No need to panic. Rarity is just one pony. I'm sure one of my other friends will need me.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: What in the world...? Rainbow must be angry with Applejack! She must hate her guts! How wonderful! Rainbow Dash! Stop! Listen, Rainbow. I know you're upset with Applejack, but don't worry. Whatever it is that has come between you two, I'm sure that I, as a good friend, can help you resolve your problems.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Uh, what are you talking about?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Rainbow Dash, you don't have to hide your feelings from me! I can tell you two must've had a terrible fight.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Now, why don't you tell me all about your issues with Applejack.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: I don't have any issues with Applejack.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You don't? Then why are you destroying her property?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Because she asked me to. Right, Applejack?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Yes, ma'am. I wanted to put up a new barn, but this one's gotta come down first. Hehe. Now get back to it, R.D.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: You got it, boss!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: I'd take cover if I were you.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] I can't believe I wasted all that time. I should have just come here first. Fluttershy always has some fear she's trying to get over. As a good friend, I'll be able to help her.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: How can this be happening? Of all the days she had to stop being such a scaredy-pony, she had to pick today?! What am I going to do?!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: You really should have come to me sooner. You were carrying so much tension in that shoulder.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It's fine. It'll all be fine. The day isn't over yet. But it will be over soon!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [groans] It'll be all over! My time in Ponyville! My advanced studies! Nono. You're a good student. You can do this. Ooh! But what if I can't? You can! You just have to keep it together. Keep. It. Together!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Are you talking to... yourself? Twilight?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Snap out of it!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Huh?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Are you okay?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Twilight, I'm really worried. I mean this letter thing is really getting to you. Here. You've been so anxious all day that you completely forgot about the picnic. Why don't you just relax and go hang out with--	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: The picnic! I should go see my friends!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: I'm glad you've come to your senses.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Please tell me I did not forget the plates. [gasp] I did. I totally forgot them. Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING! [cries] Why, why, why... Uh... What? You didn't expect me to lay on the grass, did you?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: You alright, hun?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: No! I am not alright.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It's just terrible.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash: Yes?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Simply awful.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash: Yes?!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It's the most horrific trouble I've ever been in and I really really really need your help!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash: YES?!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: My letter to Princess Celestia is almost overdue, and I haven't learned anything about friendship!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, thank goodness. I thought something really awful had happened.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [strangled noises] Something awful has happened! If I don't turn in the letter on time, I'll be tardy! TARDY!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: No offense, sugarcube, but it looks like somepony's gettin' themselves all worked up over nothin'.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: This is not nothing. This is everything. I need you guys to help me find somepony with a problem I can fix before sundown! My whole life depends on it!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Come on now. Have a seat and stop sweatin' the small stuff.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Wow. I've never seen Twilight so upset before.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, what a drama queen. Mm. Relatively speaking...	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Clock is ticking, Twilight. Clock. Is. Ticking. Keep it together. If I can't find a friendship problem... I'll make a friendship problem!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Oh, hi, Twilight. How's it go--	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Gr-eat. Just great. You three look like you're doing great too! Looks like three good friends who obviously don't need the help of another good friend. This is Smarty Pants. She was mine when I was your age, and now I want to give her to you!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Uhh... she's... great.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Yeah. Great.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I really... like her... mane.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: That's... um... great.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Yeah... great.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I really like her... mane?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I just hope the fact that there are three of you and only one of her doesn't become a problem! I'd hate to cause a rift between such good friends. So, who wants to play with her first?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Uh... You should play with her first, Sweetie Belle. Y'know, 'cause you like her mane so much.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Nonononononono. I think Scootaloo should get to play with her first.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: I'd love to, but, um, you take her, Apple Bloom.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Applejack says it's important to share.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [thinking] I gotta think of something! Thinkthinkthinkthinkthink Twilight, think! [gasp] That's it! [aloud] Ooh, you're going to like Smarty Pants. And you're going to like her more than anything.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: [gasp] I want it.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I need it.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I really like her mane!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: The 'want it, need it' spell. Works every time. Okay, okay, let's break it up. I think we can all see that there is an important lesson to be learned here about-- Ugh! C'mon, girls, we're all friends here, right? Don't you think you ought to share?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: No way!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed groan] Big McIntosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Nnnope.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Give her back!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Mayor Mare: What's all the commotion about?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Orange Swirl: They're fighting over that doll!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Drops: That incredible, amazing doll!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Mayor Mare: Gimme!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Nope.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, what have I done?!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Y'all hear that? What in the name of all things oats 'n apples is goin' on here?!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Don't look at it!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Don't look at what?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: My Smarty Pants doll! I enchanted her and now everypony is fighting over her!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Why would you enchant your doll?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I had to do something! I had nothing to report to Princess Celestia! I thought if I couldn't find a problem, I'd make a problem! The day is almost over!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Not almost!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Whoa nelly.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Meet me in the library.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Goodbye, girls. If you care to visit, I'll be in magic kindergarten, back in Canterlot.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Magic kindergarten?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Canterlot?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: We're never gonna see Twilight again!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Uh, what are we gonna do, y'all?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING! What? I really mean it this time!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But...but... I'm supposed to send you a letter about friendship every week. I missed the deadline. I'm a bad student! I'm... tardy!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: You are a wonderful student, Twilight. I don't have to get a letter every week to know that.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Really?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Wait!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: You can't punish her!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: It wasn't her fault!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: I'm listening.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Please, your Highness. We all saw that Twilight was upset.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: But we thought that the thing she was worrying about wasn't worth worrying about.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: So when she ran off all worked up, not a single one of us tried to stop her.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: As Twilight's good friends, we should have taken her feelings seriously and been there for her!	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Please don't take her away from us just because we were too insensitive to help her.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Looks like you all learned a pretty valuable lesson today.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash: Mm-hmm.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Very well. I'll forget Twilight's "punishment" on one condition.
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: From this day forth, I would like you all to report to me your findings on the magic of friendship when, and only when, you happen to discover them.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, wait! How did you know I was in trouble?	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Your friend Spike made me aware that you were letting your fears get the best of you. I commend him for taking your feelings seriously. Now, if you will all excuse me, I must return to Canterlot. I'm expecting some mail.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Y'all heard the Princess. Spike, take a letter.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: [clears throat] Dear Princess Celestia,	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: We're writin' to you because today we all learned a little somethin' about friendship.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: We learned that you should take your friends' worries seriously.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Even if you don't think that she has anything to worry about.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: And that you shouldn't let your worries turn a small problem...	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: ...into an enormously huge entire-town-in-total-chaos Princess-has-to-come-and-save-the-day problem.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Signed, your loyal subjects.	
Lesson Zero	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: P.S. Obviously Spike did not have to learn a lesson, because he is the best, most awesome friend a pony could ask for. Unlike everypony else, he took things seriously, and- Eheh... uh... yeah... I'll just, um...	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Spike: Ugh, come on, Twilight. We're gonna be late for the Nightmare Night festival. Huh? Are you that one kooky grandpa from Ponyville Retirement Village?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I'm Star Swirl the Bearded! Father of the amniomorphic spell? Did you even read that book I gave you about obscure unicorn history?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Fillies: Nightmare Night! What a fright! Give us something sweet to bite!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Hi, everypony. Great costumes. Happy Nightmare Night, Granny Smith.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: I should have been asleep five hours ago.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Pipsqueak the pirate, at your service. It's my very first Nightmare Night.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Since you moved here from Trottingham?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: No, my very first Nightmare Night ever!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [chicken squawk] Enough chitchat! Time is candy!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, aren't you a little old for this?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Too old for free candy? [chicken squawk] Never.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [bell jingles] Do you like it?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Great costume, Twilight! You make a fantastic weirdo clown!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: A clown? Look at the borders on these robes. These are hoof-stitched!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Spike: It's a great costume! Huh! Grandpa!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Star Swirl the Bearded is only the most important conjurer of the pre-classical era.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Background ponies: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: He created more than two hundred spells! He even has a shelf in the Canterlot library of magic named after him. Maybe I should start up a pony group to teach ponies about history. I bet everypony would love it! Don't you, Spike?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Spike: [chewing candy] Mm-hmm! [eating sounds] I love it!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Hey look, we're here already! Should we get something to eat?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Twilight, Twilight! Look at our haul! Ah! Can you believe it? And then, we went to Cheerilee's house, and got a bunch more goodies. Didn't we, Pip?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Sure did!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: And then, we had to stop and wait for Granny Smith, and --	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, that wasn't very nice.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Lighten up, old-timer. This is the best night of the year for pranks!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Look what you did to Spike!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: It's all in good fun. Oh! Oh! There's another group over there!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Happy Nightmare Night, Applejack!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Howdy, Spike! Hey, Twilight! Nice costume.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Spike: Thanks! I'm a dragon.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: She means me, Spike.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: With that beard, I reckon you're some sorta country music singer.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: While y'all are here, ya' feel like bobbin' for an apple?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: Thank you, everypony, and welcome to the Nightmare Night festival!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Spike: Spooky voice might work better if she wasn't dressed like that.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Follow me, and very soon, you'll hear the tale of Nightmare Moon.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Listen close, my little dears, I'll tell you where you got your fears of Nightmare Night, so dark and scary. [blows] Of Nightmare Moon, who makes you wary.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Every year, we put on a disguise, to save ourselves from her searching eyes.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Zecora: But Nightmare Moon wants just one thing: to gobble up ponies in one quick swing!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Hungrily, she soars the sky. If she sees nopony, she passes by. So if she comes and all is clear, Equestria is safe another year!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Uh, Miss Zecora, if we wear costumes to hide from Nightmare Moon, so she won't gobble us up, how come we still need to give her some of our candy?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Zecora: A perfect question, my little friend. For Nightmare Moon you must not offend. [blows] Fill up her belly with a treat or two, so she won't return to come eat you!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [screaming] Everypony! Just dump some candy and get out of here!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] It's Nightmare Moon! Run!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [awestruck] Princess Luna!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] Citizens of Ponyville! We have graced your tiny village with our presence, so that you might behold the real Princess of the Night! A creature of nightmares no longer, but instead a pony who desires your love and admiration! Together we shall change this dreadful celebration into a bright and glorious feast!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Did you hear that, everypony? Nightmare Moon says she's gonna feast on us all!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [normal voice] What? No, children, no! You no longer have reason to fear us! Screams of delight is what your princess desires, not screams of terror! [stomps hoof] Madame Mayor, thy Princess of the Night hath arrived.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: What is the matter with you? Very well, then. Be that way. We won't even bother with the traditional royal farewell.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I'm gonna go talk to her.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Spike: You can't talk to her! She's Nightmare Moon!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No, she's not. I saw the Elements of Harmony change her back to good. But it seems like she's having some trouble adjusting after being gone for a thousand years.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Luna? Hi, my name is-	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Star Swirl the Bearded. Commendable costume! Thou even got the bells right.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Thank you! Finally! Somepony who gets my costume! Uh, I just came to welcome you to our celebration! My actual name is-	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Twilight Sparkle. [booming voice] It was thou who unleashed the powers of harmony upon us and took away our dark powers!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: And that was a good thing, right?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [normal voice] But of course. We could not be happier. Is that not clear?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: But this is the traditional royal Canterlot voice! It is tradition to speak using the royal "we", and to use [booming voice] this much volume when addressing our subjects!
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You know, that might explain why your appearance was met with... mixed results. I think if you just changed your approach a bit, you might be met with a warmer reception.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] Change our approach?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Lower the volume?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [normal voice] Ohhh. We have been locked away for a thousand years. We are... not sure we can.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Go away! No candy here! Visitors not welcome on Nightmare Night!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [nervous laughing] Fluttershy, it's me, Twilight!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [nervous laughter] Wait right here.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy... you remember Princess Luna?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] Charmed.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [timidly] Likewise.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] Twilight Sparkle hath spoken of the sweetness of thy voice. We ask thou teachest to us to speak as thou speakest.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [very quiet] Okay.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] Shall our lessons begin?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [whisper] Okay.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] Shall we mimic thy voice?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quiet] Okay.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] How is this?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [hurriedly] Perfect, lesson over!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: A little quieter, princess.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] How is... [loud voice] this?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Better. Right, Fluttershy?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [nervous, dazed laughter] Yes.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [loud voice] How... about... now?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Now you're getting it.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [normal voice] And... how about now?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Well done.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] I thank thee, dear Fluttershy! Our normal speaking voice shall surely win us the hearts of thy fellow villagers.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy! You've gotta hide us! Nightmare Moon is here and... [chicken squawk] Ah! She stole Fluttershy's voice so she can't scream when she gobbles her up!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] Nay, children, wait! [normal voice] I mean... nay, children, no, wait.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Come on, princess. Time for plan B.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	All: Hurray!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Sassaflash: Aah!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: It is of no use, Twilight Sparkle. They have never liked us and they never shall.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: My friend Applejack is one of the most likable ponies around. I'm sure she'll have some ideas.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Heee...!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Uh... Applejack, the princess is looking for a little advice on how to fit in around here.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: "Fit in"? Really?
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I mean... that's easy! All you gotta do is have the right attitude. Loosen up a bit, be positive, play a few games, have some fun.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Fun? What is this "fun" thou speakest of? Pray tell, what purpose do these serve?
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Cherry Berry: Try to land the sp-sp-spiders on the web.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: You can do it, princess!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Ha! Your princess enjoys this "fun"! In what other ways may we experience it?
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fire away, princess!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Ha ha! The fun has been doubled!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Why don't you try bobbin' for apples? We got the best apples in Equestria here, princess.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: I ask that thou call us... me... Luna, fair Applejack. Hear me, villagers! All of you! Call me Luna!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Show me to these bobbing apples.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Hey, gals. Anypony seen Pip? We lost him the last time we had to run- [chicken squawk] Aaah! Nightmare Moon is gobbling Pipsqueak! Everypony run!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Help! My backside has been gobbled!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp! [hoof stomp, thunder] Fair villagers, please do not back away. Let us join together in... fun!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Not enough fun for you? What say you to this?!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Huzzah! How many points do I receive?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Do not run away!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: As your princess, we command you!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [deafening voice] Be still!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess, remember! Watch the screaming!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [booming voice] No, Twilight Sparkle! We must use the traditional royal Canterlot voice for what we are about to say. Since you choose to fear your princess rather than love her, and dishonor her with this insulting celebration, we decree that Nightmare Night shall be canceled! Forever!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [sigh] Shoot. We had everything goin' our way. Luna was happy, everypony in town was happy, now look at 'em.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Noi: [crying] But I wanted to be a zombie next year.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: It's not over yet.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: What are you gonna do?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I'm going to do what I do best. Lecture her!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Leave me be, Twilight Sparkle.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess, I'm sorry it hasn't worked out how we wanted. But you have to believe me when I tell you that Nightmare Night is one of the most popular celebrations we have.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Yes. I can tell. By all the adoring shrieks of the children as they run away.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess...	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No! No shrieking. No screaming or squealing either. Okay?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [muffled] Okay.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: There's something I want you to see. And I promise that it's safe, but you really, really, really can't shriek. Do you promise not to shriek?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, you remember Princess Luna, right?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Ah. The ringleader of the frightened children. Hast thou come to make peace?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: She's changed, Pinkie! She's not evil or scary anymore! And she definitely doesn't want to gobble you up!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Well, duh.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Huh?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I know that. Sheesh, Twilight. I'm almost as big as her, how's she gonna gobble me up?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: So why do you keep running away and screaming?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Sometimes it's just really fun to be scared!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fun? Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Luna! I've finally figured out why you're having so much trouble being liked!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [deadpan] Forgive me if I withhold my enthusiasm.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Come with me. I'll explain everything on the way.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Gosh. I never thought my very first Nightmare Night would be my very last.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Come, little Pip. Now don't you fret. Nightmare Night's not over yet. We still have candy left to give, so Nightmare Moon might let us live.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: Yes. Come on, little ponies. What's Nightmare Night without the annual candy offering? You don't want Nightmare Moon to gobble you up, do you?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Spike: Aw, the rainbow wig just kills it for me.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Come on, kids! Doesn't that sound like fun?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Goodbye, Nightmare Night. Forever.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Nightmare Moon: [booming voice] Citizens of Ponyville! You were wise to bring this candy to me. I am pleased with your offering. So pleased that I may just eat it... instead of eating you!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: [spit] I am not certain that did what you meant for it to do, Twilight Sparkle.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Just wait.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: For what? For... for them to scream some more?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Um... Princess Luna. I know there's not gonna be any more Nightmare Night, but do you suppose maybe you could come back next year and scare us again anyway?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Child. Art thou saying that thou... likest me to scare you?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: It's really fun! Scary, but fun!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: It... is?	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Yeah! Nightmare Night is my favorite night of the year.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Well then. We shall have to bring [booming voice] Nightmare Night back!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Pipsqueak: Whoa! You're my favorite princess ever! [to foals] She said yes, guys!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Foals: YAY!	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: See? They really do like you, princess.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Princess Luna: Can it be true? [thunder, booming voice] Oh, most wonderful of -- [normal voice] I mean... Oh, most wonderful of nights.	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Luna Eclipsed	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: When you first sent me to Ponyville, I didn't know anything about friendship. I met somepony tonight who was having the same problem -- your sister, Princess Luna! She taught me that one of the best things you can do with friendship is to give it to others, and help them find it themselves! And I'm happy to report that all of Ponyville has learned that even if somepony seems a little intimidating, even scary, when you offer them your friendship, you'll discover a whole new pony underneath. And even if my Star Swirl the Bearded costume didn't go over, this still turned out to be the best Nightmare Night ever!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Rarity! Rrgh, you ruined the surprise! I was gonna serve you breakfast in bed!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Hondo Flanks: Well! G'mornin', Rarity!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Father! Mother!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Hondo Flanks: I'll have you know that Sweetie Belle here cooked this yummy lookin' breakfast all on her own.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: I... figured. [sniffs] I didn't know you could burn juice.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Cookie Crumbles: I've been giving her lessons. I wouldn't be surprised if she's got a cutie mark in fancy cooking by the time we get back from our vacation.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Vacation? Is that this week? As in 'starting this very instant' this week?! Uurh. Let me guess: apple sauce?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Nope. Toast! We're gonna have the bestest time two sisters could ever have! I'm gonna go grab my stuff from Dad's wagon.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: So, now, when you say 'a week'... is that, um, seven whole days?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Cookie Crumbles: And six nights, I know! Such a short time to spend with your little sis.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Hondo Flanks: You gonna eat that?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: But I've got such a long to-do list. Oh well, I suppose 'spend time with your sister' will just have to be added to the list.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Just a few necessities.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Now, let's get that kitchen all cleaned up.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Cleaned up? But we haven't even eaten yet.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Well now, Sweetie Belle, I appreciate the gesture, but we simply can't eat this breakfast; it's burnt.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: It's not that burnt.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Never fear, my dear, I'll get a proper breakfast going.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Can I help?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh, er, of course, er, in one moment, Sweetie Belle. Let me just get things started.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Rarity! I thought you said I was gonna help!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: You are! You... can... put the garnish on the plates.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: You mean this parsley?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Okay, now, easy! It has to be just right! No need to rush. No! That's too slow. Careful! Back up! Looking for perfection here...	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Whoa, whoa!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Not... bad.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: [gasp] There are some things I must attend to. Can you take the dirty towels to the laundry room?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: No problem, I'll make myself useful!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Sweetie Belle!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I told you I'd make myself useful. Surprised?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Am I? You washed my incredibly expensive one-of-a-kind designer crocheted wool sweater! Do you know how hard these things are to come by?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: What's the big deal?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: The big deal is that in the heat of the sun, wool... shrinks.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh. Sorry.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Nng... Well. Back to work. I must create.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Sorry?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Huh. Stay out of trouble, okay? Please?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I just wanted to do something nice for my sister.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Raargh, I'm so bored! When is Rarity gonna finish her work?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: [in Sweetie Belle's mind] Stay out of trouble, okay?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I never got in trouble for drawing. Hmm. This needs something...	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Hi, Rarity! I made a special drawing for y-	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: [screams] Oh no! Did you use these gems?!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Well, yes, but I know you'll have more in your work room...	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: But, but these are extremely rare baby blue sapphires! I need them for an outfit for an extremely important client!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh. Sorry.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: [sigh] Sweetie Belle, what am I going to do with you?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh! We could paint together, we could ride bikes, play chess, sing a song, catch frogs, pillow fight-	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: That's not what I meant!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Now I have to go and find some more of these gems!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I'll go with you and help!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: No! No thank you. You can help by picking up these papers and stacking them, neatly. Put the pens and pencils back exactly where you found them, and please find something to do that doesn't create a large mess for me to clean up!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Geez Louise, can't I do anything right?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Surprise!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: My- ee- bleh- My inspiration room! What did you do? What did you do?!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: When I saw the big mess in your room, I thought I'd clean it up for you.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: This wasn't a mess! It was organized chaos! I was just about finished planning my new fashion line, and, and you, you, you went and, and you- and you put everything away!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: But every time I make a mess, you get upset!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: But this was my mess in my house! And now I have to start from scratch!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: But, I thought it would make you happy!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Happy?! Happy?! I- [grinds teeth] I just need some time alone. Hm!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: How's the sleepover at Rarity's goin'?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: [mimicking Rarity] Why, it's smashing!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Huh?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I just wish we could do something special together that didn't include me goofing anything up.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: The Sisterhooves Social! Applejack an' I do it every year! You an' Rarity can compete against other sister teams in all these neat events!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: That sounds like the perfect way for us to hang out! Rarity will think it's an excellent idea.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: What a ridiculous idea. A contest at Sweet Apple Acres? It doesn't sound... very... clean.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: So, what, now you're back to hating messes?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Sweetie Belle, watch your tone! I am still your big sister.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Right! And any sister who cares about her sister goes!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Sweetie Belle...! Honestly! Playing silly little games in the dirt is just... uncouth! With or without a sister.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Well then! Maybe, maybe I'll try the Sisterhooves Social without a sister! In fact, I think I'll try the rest of my life without a sister!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: [gasp] Oh, I'm the one who's ruining your life?! Really?! Have you looked around this place? I'm the one who'd be better off with no sister!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Well it looks like we finally agree on something! Neither of us needs a sister!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Deal!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Deal! Goodbye, un-sister!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Hmph!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: 'Uncouth'? She said the Sisterhooves Social was 'uncouth'?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Yeah! Uncouth? [belch] Wait. What's uncouth?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: It's not just the Social. She thinks I'm uncouth.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Honey, Rarity thinks everything's uncouth.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [with mouth full] What's uncouth?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: It means uncivil. Y'know, bad mannered?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Exactly. Sweetie Belle, just give Rarity some time. She'll come around. Sisters always do.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Not sisters like Rarity.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Come on, now. Apple Bloom and I got some chores to finish up on. Maybe you can help!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: You sure you want me to help? I just mess everything up!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Oh, come on, that's just stinkin' thinkin'. Watch!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Good catch there, Apple Bloom! Whoo!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: This is a chore?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Since we can't sell the bruised apples, we gotta collect them all for the pigs to eat.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: It's a lot of work, so we make a game of it. Wanna try?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Um, okay. Ow! You're right, it is hard work.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: That's why we do it...	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack and Apple Bloom: Together!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Huh, Rarity never wants to do chores together.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Ugh, all that work ruined, thanks to Sweetie Belle. Oh my. It's usually a big mess in here. [gasp] Id-ee-a! This is genius! I shall call it 'full spectrum fashions'! If Sweetie Belle hadn't- [clears throat] Well, no matter. She still shouldn't have touched my things without permission. Hm!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Apple Bloom! You're up!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: You're... making... grape juice? Rarity would call the fashion police on me if I got grape juice anywhere near her precious outfits.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Well, that's silly!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Apple Bloom...	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Please, Applejack, she didn't mean-	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: How d'you like them grapes, y'little whippersnapper!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Now to get these fabrics washed for my fabulous new line. Ooh, my favorite sweater... I just can't believe that Sweetie Belle.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh, Opal-wopal! It's as if Sweetie Belle knew the sweater was perfect for you. And Sweetie Belle should consider herself perfectly lucky that this thoughtless mishap turned out all right. Hm.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Apple Bloom!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Got it, sis!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Wow. It's as if they were just one pony.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack and Apple Bloom: Yee-haw!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Way to corral some critters, sis!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sheep: You coulda just a-a-a-asked.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Rarity never high-hoofs me.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Perfect! Just one more, and this ensemble is fini! Rrgh, Sweetie Belle! Where's her silly little arts and crafts project?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh, Sweetie Belle! My one and only sister! What have I done? All the time I could have spent with you was wasted complaining and wishing you were gone! [crying dramatically] Woe is me! No! I must get her back! I must! As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sisterless again!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: [gasp] Sweetie Belle! Oh, I have been galloping all over looking for you. I-	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh hello, un-sister. What are you doing here? Better be careful, you might get some dust on you.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh, Sweetie Belle, I want to apologize. I am not better off without a sister.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I'm not better off without a sister either. Spending the day with Applejack and Apple Bloom made me realize that.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh, Sweetie, you don't know how happy I am to hear-	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: And that's why I'm adopting Applejack as my big sister!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: What?!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: What?!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: What?!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: A sister is someone who loves and takes care of another sister. Applejack's a real sister.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: H-Hold on, Sweetie Belle. Don't get ahead of yourself here.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Besides, she's my big sister!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Yeah, um-	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: [to Rarity] Or maybe she should be your sister, so she could teach you what a good sister is supposed to be!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Heh, um, actually, I-	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: But I don't need lessons on being a good sister, I-I promise! Listen! I'll show you how to cook my favorite quiche! Or, or, I'll show you the proper way to beautify your mane. Won't that be fun? Hm?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Hm! You want me to go home with you, so we can do what you wanna do?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Uh... yes?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Just forget it!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We're still sisters, right?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Well, that apology went swimmingly. Applejack, why do you have to be so good and make me look so bad?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [chuckles] Oh Rarity, once again you're thinkin' about yourself. Bein' sisters is a give and take. You've been doin' a whole lotta takin', but you haven't been doin' a whole lotta givin'.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: But of course I give. I give lessons. Reasonable demands.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: But ya never give in. Bein' sisters is like... apple pie. You can have amazin' apples, and you can have a wonderfully crispy crust, but only together you can have a perfect apple pie.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: But apart, all we are is just a pile of mush and some crumbly dry mess... [gasp] I know what I need to do! I just hope it isn't too late!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Well, I guess it's a good thing Rarity isn't here. Do I see 'uncouth' written all over this contest?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Look at the size of that pig!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: He sure is a cutie.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: That's the last word Rarity would use. [mimicking Rarity] Oh my, what a repulsive monstrosity! This thing needs a head to toe makeover!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: It's almost time!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Well, you two have fun. Sure wish I had a sister to run the race with. Huh?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: You do now!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: AB and I figured since we do this every year...	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I'd let you borrow my sis so you can give it a try!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Sister for a day.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: No way!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: One. Day. One. Day.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Is this thing on? [to Big McIntosh] I don't think this thing is on. [to the megaphone] Hello! [Big McIntosh whispers into her ear] What is the- e- oh. You have to say so. Confangled modern doohickeys. Now, the event you've all been waiting fer! The Sister Soci- The Socialhooves- Oh, dabnabbit, you know, the big race! We have five teams this year fer the event! So y'all head on up to the finish line, y'hear? [Big McIntosh whispers into her ear] [to Big McIntosh] Eh? [to the megaphone] The start line! [to Big McIntosh] That's what I said.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: That's us.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: One. Day. Good luck!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: And may the best sisters win! On your marks... get set... Gooooo!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: You okay, Applejack?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Applejack, help!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: You can do it, sister!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Ooh, so close! You almost won!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Thank you, Applejack! You were amazing! I don't even care that we didn't win. This was so much fun! Huh? Rarity?! Wait, where's Applejack?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I don't get it.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [chuckles] We switched places over at the very first mudhole.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: So, we did the whole competition... together?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: That we did, little sister. Well, except for the start line.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: But you finished together!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: You mean... you were all in on it?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack & Sweetie Belle & Rarity: Mm-hmm.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: You did this for me?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Us. I did it for us. You see? We are apple pie!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Huh?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Uh, I'll explain later. For now, I think we deserve a celebration!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Applejack & Apple Bloom: Yeah!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Where?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: The spa, of course.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Oh, Rarity.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: No, I-I-I'm serious.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Very well then, what should we write to the Princess?	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I'll start. Having a sister is just about the bestest thing in the world. But it sure isn't the easiest.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: I agree that being sisters is a wonderful thing, but it takes teamwork. Sometimes it's about compromising. Sometimes it's about accepting each others' differences. But mostly, it's about having fun together. Even if it means getting your hooves a little bit dirty.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: A lot dirty.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: A little bit dirty.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: A lot dirty.	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: A little bit dirty!	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: A lo-	
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Hold it, hold it! How about "a medium amount of dirty, not too little, not too much, just right"?
Sisterhooves Social	Cindy Morrow	Rarity and Sweetie Belle: Deal!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Today's the day, Cutie Mark Crusaders! I can just feel it! Today's the day we are all gonna get our cutie marks in... bowlin'!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Whoo-hoo!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: [muffled] Whooo! [spits out bag] I mean, yaay!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Why, after today, we won't even be the Cutie Mark Crusaders anymore! We'll be the... the Three Strikes!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: That makes us sound like we've struck out.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Mmm. How 'bout the Pin Twins?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: But there are three of us.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Okay then... Um... the Bowlin' Dolls!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: The Bowling Dolls! That's it!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Perfect!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: All righty then! Let's bowl 'em over!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Phpoo!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sea Swirl: Cool! A bowling cutie mark!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: I did it! I did it! Blank?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: But... but... what about my ball?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: That bowling sure was fun, even if all I got was gutter balls.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Yeah, at least you were able to keep your ball in your lane. I don't think Mr. Kingpin is ever gonna let me play again! Hey, maybe I could get my cutie mark in demolition!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Aw, come on, Apple Bloom.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: I know just what you need to put the bloom back on your apple.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: A treat from Sugarcube Corner will cheer you up.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: No, it won't.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: A party will cheer you up!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: No, it won't.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: A lovely new chapeau will cheer you up.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: No, it won't.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Come on, Apple Bloom, it's just a cutie mark!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: Or lack of a cutie mark!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Shh! That's not helping! Apple Bloom! Where are you going?! Apple Bloom, come back!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Whoa! Ah! Ooh! Ow! Nnnn...	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Well, who is it that we have here? Why, it's Apple Bloom, my dear!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Ow...	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: What has happened to you, youth? Ah, you've gone and chipped your tooth. Come with me, I have just the trick that will fix you up quite quick.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: [with a lisp] I've tried everything, Zecora, and still no cutie mark! Well, I'm gonna be as old as Granny Smith and still have a blank flank!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Your frustration is well understood, but one must be patient for all things good.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: [with a lisp] Ugh, I've heard that from every pony I know! And now from every zebra I know! I'm just too impatient to be patient. I just want my cutie mark and I want it now!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: For your cutie mark, you will have to wait. We must fix that tooth before it's too late. Now drink down every little drop, and this mixture will mend that chip on top!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: [glug, glug] Oh my star apples, you did it, Zecora! Golly, you have tonics that heal all sorts of ailments. Bad bones, bad back, bad breath...	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Yes little one, it is true, I have many a healing brew.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: And not only stuff that fixes the bad, but stuff that brings the good! Good health, good hair... good heavens! Hmm... I bet you can mix up a brew to fix... anything.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: There are many mixtures in this room, but none for what you want, dear Apple Bloom. A magic potion does not hold the key. For a cutie mark, time is the only remedy.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Fine. Whatcha got goin' on there?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: I am brewing up another mix for a rooster and his chicks. [muffled] It seems the rooster has lost his crow, [normal] making mornings very slow.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Hey, I've seen that flower bloomin' in Ponyville! What is it?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: It is one we call 'Heart's Desire'. A dash will ignite the rooster's fire. With Heart's Desire, his talent comes into view, and he'll give a mighty cock-a-doodle-doo!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Zowie! Heart's Desire, huh?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Ay me, but what is this? I have run out of amethyst. I must go get this purple flower for my brew to have full power!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Yeah, you go, you go.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: I'm so hungry.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Yeah, I can't wai--	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle: Aah! Apple Bloom! You got your cutie mark!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: Um, Apple Bloom... what is it?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Yeah! Is it an 'o'? Is your talent spelling?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: Or is it a ring? Are you a jewelry maker?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twist: Or is it a powdered donut? 'Cause that sounds delicious.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: No, it's a loop-de-hoop!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: [gasp] A what now?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: A loop-de-hoop! 'Least, that's what I always called it. Applejack made it for me from an old rain barrel when I was littler! Who woulda thought that loop-de-hoop would end up bein' my special talent?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: Wow, Apple Bloom, that's amazing!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Diamond Tiara: That's it? That's your talent?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Silver Spoon: Spinning a hoop around your waist? Puh-lease.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Apple Bloom, you're super-duper-loop-de-hooper!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Thanks, everypony!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Cheerilee: All right, my little ponies, time for class!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Cheerilee: Apple Bloom?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Yes, Miss Cheerilee?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Cheerilee: I want you to take your loop-de-hoop into the yard... and give us all a lesson in your amazing loop-de-hooping!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Don't worry, gals. Keep at it and you might get to be half as good as me!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon: Grr...	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Great job, girls!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: You're too kind, Apple Bloom.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Yeah, we stink.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Nah, you just need a little practice. Soon you'll be able to... hoop and bop! Hoop and hop! [muffled] Hoop and skip! [normal] And hoop and flip!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Cheerilee: [laughs] Show us some more, Apple Bloom.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Well, all right, just a few more tricks. But be warned! These are advanced moves, not for beginners. Got that, Diamond Tiara?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: I call this one the hoop-la! [makes helicopter noises] Huh? Oof!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Diamond Tiara: Another cutie mark? Hah! I guess that last trick was a lot of hoopla. Those cutie marks are fake!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: What? No they're not!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Diamond Tiara: Miss Cheerilee, have you ever heard of a pony with two cutie marks?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Cheerilee: I must say that I never have, but maybe Apple Bloom has two special talents!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Silver Spoon: Oh yeah? Then let's see you do that!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Snips: Spin plates!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Snails: Yeah!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: Two cutie marks?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Two talents?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Aw yeah!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: Our friend is the most...	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle: ...special pony ever!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Alright, everypony, You ready for a real show?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yee-haw, little sis! Congratulations on gettin' not just one, but two cutie marks! We're mighty proud of you, right, Big McIntosh?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I've never seen anythin' like it. Have you, Big Mac?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: Nnnope.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Granny Smith: Why, the way you were a-hoopin' and a-hoppin' and kickin' and spinnin' reminded me of when I was a spry young filly. Guh, charley horse, charley horse! Ooh, that's better.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Why, Apple Bloom, I think you're ready to hit the rodeo circuit right now!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Actually, I'm ready to hit the hay right now. I'm plum tuckered. I'll see y'all in the mornin'. Night!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Night! Oh my, little Apple Bloom has finally blossomed, hasn't she, Big Mac?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: Eeyup!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [grunting] What in tarnation is that? Apple Bloom, what is all that awful... tapping? [gasp] Three cutie marks?!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Help me!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Help me!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: C'mere, you! Ow! Ow! Whoa!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: I'm sorry, Applejack! I dunno how to make it stop!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, I know somepony who might!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Three cutie marks. Three talents. I've never seen anything like it! I was just reading something about unusual equine illnesses. What was it?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: "Perplexing Pony Plagues", perhaps?
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Spike, you're amazing!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Yes, well, I do have some talents.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Hay fever... the trots... [gasp] Cutie pox!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom & Applejack & Spike: Cutie pox?!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Cutie pox. This puzzling pony plague afflicted a population of ponies back in the Paleopony Period!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Heh, say that ten times fast!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Random cutie marks appeared all over the ponies' bodies, causing them to perform all the talents that came with them!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Just like me!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yes, but what's the cure? What's the cure?!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: It says here there's no known cure!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom & Applejack & Spike: No known cure?!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: The cause of the breakout was never discovered, and the cutie pox disappears as mysteriously as they arrived!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Oh, no! Sacré bleu! Plus de marques de cutie! [gasp] Qu'est-ce c'est?! Je parle Français?!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: My sister's speakin' in fancy!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: She needs help!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I know she needs help! We can't just wait for this to go away! We gotta find somepony to mix up a cure! And fast!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Tout de suite!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Not some pony... some zebra!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Zecora!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hurry, hurry!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Dépêchez-vous!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Lily Valley: She's cursed!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Rose: Hexed!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Daisy: Enchanted!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: No, she's not.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: She just has some weird mysterious disease with no known cure called cutie pox.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Pony: She's got the cutie pox!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: I thought I had removed their fear the last time that I visited here. But doors are barred and shutters shut. Guess I should've stayed inside my hut.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Zecora! Apple Bloom has cutie pox! We were just on our way to see if you had a cure!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: But magically you're here! Was your zebra sense a-tinglin'?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: My 'zebra sense' did not bring me round, it was a special flower that I needed found. I thought I picked enough to fix all the potions I had to mix, but after my visit from Apple Bloom, some had mysteriously left my room. Apple Bloom! What do you say? Did this flower just walk away?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: I, um...	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: A cutie pox cure I have forsooth, for healing power is in the Seeds of Truth.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, well then give 'em to her! Quick!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: These seeds must be planted in the ground. With the truth, they'll grow, and the cure is found.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Come again?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: The Seeds of Truth do hold the cure, but one must speak words, true and pure.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well then let's get to it! Alright, they're planted, now somepony tell the truth!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Somepony! Anypony!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Yesterday I told Mrs. Cake that I ate two corn cakes, but I really ate three! Okay, six! I ate six corn cakes! [cries] Make it stop! Oh, make it stop!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Wah, I can't stand it any more! It's me! I admit it! I didn't earn my cutie mark! They're all fake! I figured the Heart's Desire would help me get what I wanted most! So when Zecora left her hut, I mixed up a special potion and put the rest of the Heart's Desire in it!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: [chomps, chews and swallows] Ahh.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: Apple Bloom!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Are you okay?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: I'm great, and I've never been happier to be a blank flank. But I'm awful sorry I lied, 'specially to you gals. I was so desperate for my cutie mark, I just got carried away. And I'm really sorry I snuck those flowers from you, Zecora. Why, I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted me to come by again.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: Now, Apple Bloom, do not be silly. You are always welcome, my little filly. With each mistake you learn something new, growing up into a better you.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Apple Bloom, would you mind writing to Princess Celestia and telling her what you've learned?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: I'd be happy to, Twilight! Spike?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Spike: Ready!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Dear Princess Celestia,	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Waiting for what your heart desires can be really hard. So, you may try to take a shortcut. But this dishonesty never works, because you didn't earn what your heart desired. The only cure is being honest with yourself and others. And that's something every heart desires.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I sure am proud of you, sis. Seems like you finally learned the importance of patience.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Yup! All good things come to those who wait. Well! I've waited long enough.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Actually, that was way too long.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: What?!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: So what are we gonna do today to earn our cutie marks?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Well, I was thinking, for a pony who's never mixed up a potion before, you sure stirred up something fierce.	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: Yeah! So what if your talent is potion making?	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Oh my gosh, totally! Let's go talk to Zecora, now!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Sweetie Belle: Yeah!	
The Cutie Pox	Amy Keating Rogers	Scootaloo: Woo-hoo!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [laughs] Whoa!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Winona? I mean... Winona's head?! Um, is this weird, or is it just me? Angel? Gummy?! Okay, this is officially beyond weird now and right on down to freaky town.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: [gasp] Yaaaaah!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Whaa!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Phew.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Let's get this thing started!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Sincerest apologies, Rainbow, if our pets were bothering you.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Say you're sorry, Opal.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: She's... sorry.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: What are you all doing out here?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Why, we always round up our critters for a regular ol' Pony Pet Playdate in this park.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Uh, you do?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Same time every week.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I thought you knew. You didn't know? She didn't know?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Well, we had initially planned on inviting Rainbow, of course, except-	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: We were totally gonna invite you, Rainbow, then Twilight remembered that you don't even have a pet, and Rarity remembered that you really like to take naps in the afternoon, so Applejack figured you wouldn't be missing out on anything anyway, and Fluttershy and I nodded our heads in agreement like this.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, please don't be mad at us.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Oh, I'm not mad. You all are right. Not much point of a Pony Pet Playdate for me if I'm a pony without a pet, right?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Eeexactly. So, if'n you'll excuse us...	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Hey, now wait a minute! Just because I don't have a pet now doesn't mean I never want a pet!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Ohh! Y, y, Oh, really? You really want a pet? Really? 'Cause I've got so many wonderful choices at my house! Oh, and I know you'll just love them! And they'll love you! Oh, and you'll be best friends forever and ever! Oh!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight It's abundantly clear That somewhere out here Is the pet that will suit you just right	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules It's of utmost importance The pet that I get Is something that's awesome and cool	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it! I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Sure! How 'bout a bunny? They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you even met me?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Rainbow, have faith You see, I will bet you Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Come on, the sky's the limit!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Pass.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide There are otters and seals With massive appeal	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Otters and seals do not fly.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Wait! There must be a pet here That will fit the ticket How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Bigger, cooler. Right.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying...	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it I need a pet to keep up with me Something awesome, something flying With coolness that defies gravity!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Ya think?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that There are falcons and eagles They are both quite regal Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking! But instead of just one standout, now that's too many.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: So many choices, and such riches aplenty	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too Do you have something in a yellow striped bat?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: No.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: What to do, what to do? [gasp] A prize! That's it! There's really just one way To find out which animal's best Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts That will put each pet to the test	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Don't forget style, that should be considered	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: The one who is awesome as cool	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Just like me Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: So a contest we will see	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: In the world for me!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: May the games	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash: Begin!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: And may the best pet win!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: [blows whistle] Shh! [to assembled animals] So! You all think you've got what it takes to be my pet, do ya? Well, we'll just see about that! If any of you don't think you can handle it, bow out now before you humiliate yourself in front of your peers. This competition isn't for the weak. You'd better be prepared to step up your game! You call that flapping?! That's better. There's only room on Team Dash for one of you, and my future pet needs to be able to take it to the extreme! Any questions?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: I got one. Does she understand what a pet really needs?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, like care and attention, love and affection- Ugh! And breath mints!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Now, you just pay attention, and try your best, and-	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Seriously, Fluttershy! The turtle? What did you bring that thing here for?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Technically he's a tortoise, and he's always dreamed of being somepony's pet. He just wants a chance to compete, he won't get in the way. You won't even know he's here.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: No.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, just let him try.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Ugh, but there's no way he can possibly keep up. Look at him!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: It won't hurt to let him try.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: But-	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Just let him try?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Grrgh, ugh, fine! But don't say I didn't warn you! This isn't a game, you know! Alright, now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet. Speed. Agility. Guts. Style. Coolness. Awesomeness. And radicalness.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Aren't those all the same thing?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: You would think that, Twilight. And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Speed! On your marks...	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Get set... [blows whistle] Sorta speedy... not speedy... pretty speedy... could be more speedy...	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Yeah! That's speed!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: [to the tortoise] Tsk-tsk. That's just sad.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Agility! Sorta agile... not agile... pretty agile... could be more agile... [to the tortoise] Wanna know the opposite of agility? That.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, baby, now that's what I call agility! [sing-song voice] Don't leave me hangin'! I'm gonna have to shave a point off your score for that.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Okay! Which of you has the guts to try and get Opal's favorite toy away from her?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Now that takes guts!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Style! Any pet of mine's gotta look good, 'cause you gotta make me look good!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Coolness!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Sorta cool.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Not cool.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Pretty cool.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Could be cooler.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Not what I had in mind. I can't hear you!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Eugh.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Now that's a cool sound!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: [to bat] Sorta awesome. [to toucan] Not awesome. [to flamingo] Could be more awesome. [to owl] Ho ho ho, yeah, that is awesome! [to tortoise] Uh, you did that already. That's pretty much all you can do, huh?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Whoa! That was truly awesome! But I'm afraid this is the radicalness competition, so I'm gonna have to take some points off.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: [sigh] Listen, turtle...	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Tortoise.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Whatever! You've had your fun, but I think you and I both know who made the cut and who didn't.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: You didn't.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: I mean... 'A' for effort and everything, you gave it your best shot, maybe I've got a gold star sticker around here somewhere you can have, but, seriously, go home. You're starting to creep me out. So, anyway, you're all outstanding competitors, but there can only be one of you who's number one. So the final tie-breaking contest is going to be... pause for dramatic effect... a race against... me! Through Ghastly Gorge! Dun dun dun!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Gesundheit.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Actually, Ghastly Gorge isn't scary. It's fun. Heh. I've flown through it a million times myself, so obviously I'll be at the front of the pack. But whichever of you make it across the finish line with me will have proven you can keep up with me, and will have earned the honor and glory of getting to be my pet! Ready? Setgo!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Woo-hoo! Haha! Try to keep up!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Can't catch me, ha-ha!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: C'mon, slowpokes! You wanna win, don't ya?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Oh! I forgot to tell you! Watch out for the Quarray eels! They don't like it when you get too close to their nests, like this. Whoa.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Easy, peasy, one-two-threesy! Right, guys?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: AVALANCHE! Hey! Whoaaaa!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: C'mon... No! Wait! Come back! Don't leave me! I'm the one who's supposed to win! I don't wanna end up stuck here... forever! Oh no, nonono, th-this can't be happening. Forever is way too long to be trapped in Ghastly Gorge. I mean, it's like, forever! Somepony! Anypony! Help me!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Wahoo! My prayers have been answered! Oh, thankyouthankyoutha- You?! Oh no! Now I'm not only going to be stuck here forever, I'm gonna be stuck here forever with the most annoying turtle in the world! Gyh, I'm doomed. DOOMED, I tell you!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Hm, something's not right here.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Where's Rainbow Dash?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Great galloping galoshes! There's been an avalanche in there!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Spike: Rainbow!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Wait! Look!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: It's the turtle!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack & Fluttershy & Rarity & Twilight Sparkle & Spike: Tortoise!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, whatever...	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: And he's carrying something on his back...	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Ahh! It's Rainbow Dash! It's her! It's Rainbow!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Maybe we'd better go meet him halfway.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Spike: Huh. Way to go, little guy!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank goodness you're not hurt, Rainbow!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Just my pride.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I certainly hope all this dreadful dust was worth it. Achoo!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: It sure was, if'n it means Rainbow gets to have her own little critter just like the rest of us from now on.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Uh... thanks. What you did... I owe you one.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Rainbow! Your new pet is over here waiting for you!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Oh... Right... Yeah... That.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Spike: What's the matter?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: You got your perfect pet, right?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: The best of the best like you wanted, remember? It can fly and it's not a squirrel! Should we sing about it again?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: A falcon sure looks good on ya, Rainbow.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Yay?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: But I said whoever crosses the finish line with me gets to be my pet.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: You did! You did say that! She did say that, that was the rule!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: And the only racer who crossed the finish line with me was the one who stopped to save me when I needed help. The tortoise!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: But what about the-	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Wouldja look at that? He even smiles slow.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Spike, take a letter. Dear Princess Celestia,	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: I used to think that the most important traits to look for in a pet, or any best friend, were all physical competitive abilities. But now I can see how short-sighted and shallow that was.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Today I learned what the most important quality really is. A certain kind of spirit. A stick-to-it-ive-ness. A never give up, can-do attitude that's the mark of a real winner. And this tortoise has it.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Tenacity.	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Gesundheit. You just can't stop that little guy. He's like a... like a... Tank!	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: But Rainbow! You didn't want a pet that couldn't fly because it would keep you grounded and hold you back, remember?	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Hmm...	
May the Best Pet Win!	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Heh. C'mon, Tank! We're gonna be late for our very first Pony Pet Playdate!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: Attention, everypony! Attention! The official Rainbow Dash Fan Club will come to order. Let's get right down to our first order of business. I motion that Rainbow Dash be declared the most awesome pony in Ponyville.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Snails: I second the motion, and might I add that if you looked up the word 'awesome' in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Rainbow Dash.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Snips: I object!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Snips: I think the word 'awesome' is played out! Rainbow Dash deserves better! I motion that we declare her the most stupendous pony!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: 'Stupendous'? Is that the best you've got? I motion that we declare her... wonderiffic!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Snips: Astonishing!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: Breathtaking!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Snips: Astounding!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: Bedazzling!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: What about super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: All in favor of declaring Rainbow Dash the most 'super-ultra-extra-uh-whatever you said' pony in all of Ponyville, say 'aye'!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [sigh] What a beautiful day. There's nothing like a dip in the clouds to make a Pegasus feel super relaxed.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Aura: Help! Help! Help! Help!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Looks like my sky swim will have to wait! I'm Rainbow Dash, and I'm here to rescue you!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Wow. What's with this crowd? Uh, thanks, everypony. It was really no big deal.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Aura: To me it was! You're my hero, Rainbow Dash!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: That Rainbow Dash sure is something.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Snips and Snails: Something special.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [gasps] Oh no! There's something wrong with the baby!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: She's not cheering for everypony's favorite hero, Rainbow Dash!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: There just aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe Rainbow Dash's awesomeness.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I can think of a few new words.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: And I bet 'modest' is not one of them.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: No, but she is kinda awesome.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Pony 1: We'd be lost without you!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Pony 2: You're our hero, Rainbow Dash!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Crowd: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I can't hear you!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Crowd: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Call me silly, but I think this whole hero thing might be going to Rainbow Dash's head.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: You may be right...silly.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: And then I zoomed into the well. I knew it would be dark and dangerous, but I didn't let that stop me. Danger's my middle name. Rainbow 'Danger' Dash. Thinking back on it, I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: That day.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Awesomely heroic that day and awesomely arrogant ever since.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Hey, Applejack. How'd you like to be immortalized as my friend?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Immorta-what?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Are you taking notes?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: [yelps] Spike's a ghost!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: ...Anyway. Spike here writes down everything I say. Don't you, Spike?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Don't... you... Spike. Got it!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: This way, I can stay focused on performing those acts of bravery that nopony else has the guts to perform. Yep, it takes guts. But it also takes brains. And sometimes a big lunch and a nap. Being a hero is surely not for everypony, but I'm up to the challenge.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [grunts] There you go.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Lemon Daze: Someday, I wanna be just like you!
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Aim high, kid, but don't aim for the impossible.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Cherry Berry: Help! Help!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Snips: Uh, don't you think you should go and help?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [muffled] Yeah, yeah. I've got a good ten seconds to spare. Just a couple more.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: The tension is unbearable. Will Rainbow Dash make it on time?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Pony: Holy turnips, that pony came outta nowhere!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Daisy: I've never seen such bravery in all my life!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Mayor Mare: That's right! Ponyville has a new hero. A mysterious mare that has done well by our fair city today. I dub this new masked hero 'The Mysterious Mare Do Well'!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Mare Do Well, huh? Well that mare would do well to stay outta my way! Ponyville's only got room for one hero, and that hero is me!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [clears throat] Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow-	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Globe Trotter: Excuse me, uh, do you think you could skip your catchphrase and just hurry up and save us?!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Ugh, fine! Picky, picky. Whoaaaa! Aah!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Wisp: Oh, thank you, Mare Do We- e...
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I can't believe it. Mare Do Well is stronger than me? Well, a hero is more than just muscle, and she's gonna learn that the hard way.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Crafty Crate: Huh?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Huh? Never fear, your friendly neighbor- Whoa!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Never fear- Uh! I'm coming! Hold on! Whoa!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Jack Hammer: Look!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Jim Beam: Look out for the- Watch out for falling- On your left! Agh! Your other left!
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Here ya go, safe and sound.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Well, Mare Do Well, or should I call you Mare Do Slow? You're gonna have to pick up the pace if you wanna compete with me, 'cause I move like lightning.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rivet: Actually, she saved all of us! We owe her our lives!
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [growls] Okay. She's strong, fast, and somehow knows what's gonna happen ahead of time. I've gotta step up my game.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [gasps] If the dam breaks, the whole town will be flooded! Looks like Ponyville needs a hero! Easy peasy.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: My game is officially back on. If only somepony were here to pat me on the back. Eh, guess I'll have do it myself- [yelps] [screams] Help! [spits] Help! You?! I suppose you want me to thank- You gotta be kidding me...	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Lemme get this straight. She's strong, she's agile, and she's magic? Ughhh! How do I compete with that? Wait a minute. I do have a leg up on her. And that leg is... wings! Hah! Take that, Mare Do Well!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Oh, for the love of Pete.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Gotta hand it to the girl, that Mare Do Well sure can pull off some pretty heroic feats.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I must say, I was impressed by that spell she used to fix the dam. Seems like something like that would take quite a bit of study.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: She really cares about everypony's safety.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Have you seen her costume? It is to die for! If you ask me she's a hero of fashion.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: And she's modest and humble. She lets her actions speak for themselves. Gotta admire that.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I don't have to admire that! I don't think she's all that great!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: She's... great.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I didn't say that.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Sounds like somepony's jealous.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Who, me?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Rainbow Dash is jealous.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Don't write that, Spike!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Correction: Rainbow Dash is very jealous.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Fine! Laugh all you want, but I'll be the one laughing when I prove to you all that I'm just as good- no, that I'm a better hero than Mare Do Well!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Huh, no sign of trouble here. Darn it.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Buses and baby carriages are always careening down this hill. Where is an out-of-control vehicle when you need one?!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Rrgh, there are absolutely no freak natural disasters going on anywhere! How am I supposed to prove myself when everything's so normal and safe? [gasps] Hold it right there, Granny Smith! You don't have to pretend with me. I can see that you're in way over your head here.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Granny Smith: Eh, what's that?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: You're putting on a brave face, I get it. But you don't have to anymore. I'll help you cross the street!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Granny Smith: [grunting] Actually, I can cross the street just fine!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Don't worry! You're in extremely... capable... hooves!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Granny Smith: [panicked grunts] Back off!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [pants] Here we are! Safe and sound. A good and heroic citizen deserves a little recognition, don't you think?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [gasps] Somepony's in trouble!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: You'd better let me handle this, ma'am! For your own safety, I must ask you to stand back!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Amethyst Star: Oh, brother.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Ta-da!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Amethyst Star: Uh... thanks.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: How would you describe what I just did? Would you say I was amazing?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Amethyst Star: Aren't you milking this a bit?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Please, just answer the question! Was I, or was I not, amazing?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Amethyst Star: Oh, you're amazing alright. An amazingly-	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Oh, look!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Another great feat of heroism! I have just saved that grass!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Pine Breeze: From what?
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: From weeds! Weeds that were attempting to eat this lawn!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Liza Doolots: Lame...	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Pony: Whatever.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Aww, who am I kidding?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: All anypony talks about is Mare Do Well this and Mare Do Well that! What about me? How could everypony forget about me so easily? I mean... have I changed? Same sleek body. Same flowing mane. Same spectacular hooves. Nope, I'm still awesome. They're wrong. But... then... why am I all alone? I hate being all alone.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: Hey, Rainbow Dash!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I knew it! No need to apologize, squirt. Anypony could make that mistake.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: Mistake? What mistake?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Wait a minute. Why are you here?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: To invite you to join us! We're heading off to the thank you parade for Ponyville's greatest hero, Mare Do Well.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: No! No way! Can't you see I-I wanna be alone? I love being alone.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Scootaloo: Oh, okay. See you later then.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right, like I'm gonna thank her. [mockingly] Thank you, Mare Do Well, whoever you are, for ruining e- [normal] Hey, squirt! Wait up!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Mayor Mare: Welcome to Ponyville's first, but surely not last, thank you parade, in honor of our city's greatest hero, the mysterious Mare Do Well!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: The mysterious Mare Do Well, huh?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: So what are you hiding? Let's see how mysterious you are without that mask!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: What the hay?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Grrr... I got you now! Alright, Miss Mysterious! Mystery... solved! [yelps] P-p-p-p- Pinkie?! Whudda- hud-d-duh- hud-d-duh- huh?! Twilight?! Applejack?! There were three of you?!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Yup, we all played Mare Do Well at different times.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: I stopped the carriage bus with these babies, Bucky McGillicuddy and Kicks McGee.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Cherry Berry: Sorry!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: It's alright.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: And I used my magic to fix the dam.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Ooh, ooh! And I did the flyby afterwards.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: I made the costumes. Fabulous if I do say so myself!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I don't understand. Why? Don't you want me to be a hero?	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Of course we want you to be a hero.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: But a real hero doesn't brag.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Uh, I guess I did start to brag a little.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Other main cast: A little?!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Okay, a lot.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Celebrating your accomplishments is natural. But...	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: ...Rubbin' them in everypony's face is not.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: I think we're getting off topic here.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: What we're trying to say is, it's great to be really good at something, but it's important to act with grace and humility.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Ohhhh. That makes loads more sense. Yeah. You're right. And I guess I should've also acted with grace and humility when others outshine me. Like Mare Do Well.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Sounds like you've got a letter to write to Princess Celestia.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Already got it covered. As your ghost writer, I've already penned a letter to the Princess.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: That's nice of you, Spike, but I really wanna write this letter myself.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Aww, come on, I wrote the whole thing already!	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Okay, let's hear it.	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Spike: [clears throat] Dear Princess Cel-	
The Mysterious Mare Do Well	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Look out! It's a real ghost!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [gasp] Here? I get to stay here?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle said you were coming to Canterlot for a visit, and asked if I might accommodate you.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Thank you so much, Princess.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: You're very welcome.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: No, really. This is so nice of you.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: It's nothing, really.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: You are very we-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Thank you!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Bags Valet: [pant] Your luggage, mademoiselle?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: I'll leave you to get settled.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Bags Valet: Your highness.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Enjoy your stay.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Thank you!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Bags Valet: [straining] Where would you like me to put these?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: That's perfect.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Jet Set: Please excuse our interruption. I'm Jet Set, and this is my wife Upper Crust. We saw you from across the cafe and just had to find out...	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Upper Crust: ...Where did you get that simply marvelous chapeau?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, this old thing? Oh, it's just something I-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Hayseed Turnip Truck: Rarity! Hey, Rarity! Whoo! It's me, Hayseed Turnip Truck! We met at the big hoedown in Ponyville last month?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, yes, of course... how are you?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Hayseed Turnip Truck: Good! Real good!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Jet Set and Upper Crust: Hmm...	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Jet Set: You're from... Ponyville?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Well, yeah, yes, but-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Hayseed Turnip Truck: She sure is! She's a real big-time fancy pants dressmaker there! Probably made that real purty thing she's got on her head!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Upper Crust: I thought it looked a little country.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Jet Set: I told you it wasn't something you could get here in Canterlot, dear.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Jet Set and Upper Crust: Hmph!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Hayseed Turnip Truck: Well, they seemed real nice.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: "Looked a little country". "Not something you can get in Canterlot". I'll show you something worthy of Canterlot!
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [panting] I have to get started right away. This new design is very ambitious, and I've already written to Twilight to let her know she'll have something beyond fabulous to wear to her party. [gasps] Fancy Pants!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: I say, that's one way to make an introduction.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, goodness, I am so sorry. I didn't see you there. I've just got so many bags and I was trying to get back to my suite at the castle and-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: You're staying at the castle?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Wh- The Princess invited me to stay in one of the suites.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: You know the Princess?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fleur de Lis: Hmm, a pony with expensive tastes, I see.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, it's for an ensemble I'm making for a friend. Her birthday is in a few days. [pants] Again, I am really sorry I bumped into you.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: I'm not! Heheh, you are obviously somepony worth bumping into! Listen, I have a VIP box reserved at the Wonderbolts Derby this afternoon. Would you, would you be so kind as to join me and a few of my companions there?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Me?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: But of course, my dear.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Well, I'm, uh, ah- no- sure.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: We'd love to see you there, uh...?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Rarity.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Rarity.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Pardon me. 'Scuse me, 'scuse me!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Rarity, jolly good to see you! So glad you could make it.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Everypony, this is Rarity. She's staying at Canterlot Castle.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Announcer: Fillies and gentlecolts, welcome to the Wonderbolts Derby! The competitors are taking their places at the starting line, and the race will begin momentarily!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: I'll be rooting for Rapidfire, of course. He's sure to take home the grand prize.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I don't think he has a chance against Fleetfoot.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Announcer: And it's Fleetfoot by a nose!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Bravo, Rarity! I say, how did you know Fleetfoot would be victorious?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: My friend Rainbow Dash talks about her all the time. She says what Fleetfoot lacks in size, she makes up for in speed.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Frames: And who is this 'Rainbow Dash'?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Uh... [gulps] Why... she's... she's the... the Wonderbolts' trainer, of course.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Staying at Canterlot Castle, and she knows the Pegasus training the Wonderbolts. I told you all this was an important pony.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Three cheers for Rarity, my new favorite party guest!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Ponies: Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: ...And then I said, "Puh-lease, that isn't a hat, darling, that's a natural disaster that somehow landed atop your head!"
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, I'd love to, but I-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Golden Gavel: And let's not forget my charity auction tomorrow morning.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Well, that sounds wonderful, but I-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Swan Song: And of course there's a seat for you at my dinner party tomorrow night.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I'm flattered, really. It's just I have a project I really need to get started on, and-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Frames: Oh, but Rarity! I may as well close down the whole gallery if you can't attend!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Golden Gavel: My auction is for charity, dear. For charity...	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Swan Song: And my dinner party will be a disaster if you don't come.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: ...of course I'll be there.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Silver Frames: Wonderful!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Golden Gavel: Oh, thank goodness!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Swan Song: Disaster averted!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Looks like we'll be spending a few more days here, Opalescence. Turns out bumping into Fancy Pants like that was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Of course, finishing Twilight's dress in time for her birthday party is still my top priority, but I can't possibly disappoint the Canterlot elite by rejecting their invitations now, can I?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I'll be the toast of the town, the girl on the go I'm the type of pony every pony, every pony should know I'll be the one to watch, the girl in the flow I'm the type of pony every pony, every pony should know	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Becoming as popular as popular can be Making my mark, making my mark in high society I'm the belle of the ball, the star of the show, yeah I'm the type of pony every pony, every pony should know	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: See how they hang on every word that I speak My approving glance is what they all seek I'm the creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe I'm the type of pony every pony should know	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: At home, at the opera, on a fancy yacht Becoming the talk, the talk of all of Canterlot I'm the creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe, yeah I'm the type of pony every pony, every pony should know	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Because I'm the type of pony Yes, I'm the type of pony Yes, I'm the type of pony every pony should know	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, I hope I haven't forgotten anything.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Bags Valet: Me... too...	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: We'd better get going.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I must get back to Ponyville with enough time to finish Twilight's ensemble.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: For me? Dearest Rarity, your presence is requested at the Canterlot garden party tomorrow afternoon. Yours, Jet Set and Upper Crust! [gasps] The Canterlot garden party! Why, next to the Galloping Gala that is the premier event in Canterlot! [squeals] Oh, but if I go, I'll miss Twilight's birthday... But if I don't go, my new reputation in Canterlot as a Very Important Pony might be ruined! I might never be invited to another high society event again! Friend's birthday... Very Important Pony... [winces] It's just too important. [takes deep breath] My dear Twilight, I am afraid I won't be able to make it to your birthday party tomorrow, because... because poor Opal is quite ill, and she is in no condition to make the long journey back to Ponyville! I do hope you understand. Your friend, Rarity.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Bags Valet: I suppose this means you don't need me to bring down your bags?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: No. But, I will need some help unpacking them.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Bags Valet: Oomph!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: What do you think? Too much? You're right. Too little. Ah, garden party, here I come!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rest of main cast: Surprise!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [fades in] Swoosh! And right before she hit the ground, shoom, she- Hi again!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: What are you- how did you- Why are you-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Listen to her. She's so excited to see us, she can hardly talk.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: What I mean to say is, what are you all doing here?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: When I got your letter saying you were stuck in Canterlot, I asked Pinkie Pie if it wouldn't be too much trouble to move my birthday party here, so you wouldn't have to miss it!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Balloons are super easy to pack.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Wow... First you get me a suite at Canterlot Castle and now this. I don't know what to say, Twilight.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: How about you start by saying what you're doing in that fancy getup?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, poor Opal. Where is the sick darling?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, uhh, she's... Hold on a minute.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rest of main cast: Huh?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I am so sorry about this.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: She's resting on the bed.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Poor baby.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: She looks awful.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Is... that my dress?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Yes.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It's so... simple. So practical. So me! It's the perfect dress for my birthday party! I love it!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [sighs in relief] You don't know how glad I am to hear you say that.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: When I told the Princess that I was moving the party to Canterlot, she was kind enough to offer us the Canterlot Castle ballroom!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Isn't it fancy pants?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Oh, I never leave home without my party cannon!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Ta-da!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I thought about having my birthday outside, but they're having another party on the castle grounds today.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Let's party!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Mmh... No reason I can't at least make an appearance...	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I'm here!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Upper Crust: Darling, I'm so glad you made it.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Rarity! So happy to see you here.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I wouldn't have missed this for the world.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: [sniffs] I say, what is that scent you're wearing? It smells like... [sniffs] Is that cake frosting?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: ...Yes, I always dab a little frosting behind my ears before I go out. [laughs nervously] After all, who doesn't like the smell of cake frosting?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: I know I do.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Upper Crust: Mm-hmm.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [sighs] Well, all this talk about cake has made me hungry. Think I'll go and see what's on the hors d'oeuvre table. If you'll excuse me...	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I think I left the bathwater running in my suite.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I really should go check on Opal...	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Is that Princess Celestia?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [hushed] I need to use the little fillies' room!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Can I get anypony more punch?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Uh, what's with the croquet mallet?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [muffled] What croquet mallet?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Duh, the one in your mouth!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [laughs nervously] Ooh, that croquet mallet. I- well I, you know, the truth is... the truth is...	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Were you at that other party in the garden?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I, I...	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, I'm surprised at you.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Twilight let me explain! I-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I hadn't realized you were such a savvy businesspony!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: You must understand! I-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: All of those ponies look so posh. And with the Grand Galloping Gala coming up, I bet you could totally get some of them to buy your dresses. Very smart!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, well, you didn't have to do that. You should totally go over there and mingle!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Twilight, you really are the best friend a pony could ever ask for. I don't know why I ever thought you wouldn't understand.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Understand what?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Nothing. See you girls later!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Hey, wait up! We're your friends! I'm sure they won't mind if we check out the party too! C'mon, you guys! Let's show them how to party Ponyville style!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh no!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Mmm!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: How come y'all aren't doing any gardening? This is a garden party, isn't it?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Jet Set: Can you believe what that pony is wearing?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Upper Crust: It's just so plain.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [nervous laugh] Yeah.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Excuse me, might I ask where you got your ensemble?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Why, yes! Yes, you may. A very, very close friend of mine from Ponyville made it for me.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Ponyville? You don't say?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I do say. Her name is-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Fancy Pants! Come with me! I'd like to show you this, er, thing that's over there. On the other side of the room.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: In a moment, my dear. This lovely filly from Ponyville was just about to tell me who made her charming dress.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: That dress? Oh come now, who cares, it's just a plain old-	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, don't be so modest! This dress you made is beautiful!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We all think so!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: [to Rarity] You know these ponies?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Yes. Yes, I do know them. They may not be as sophisticated as some of you Canterlot ponies, but they are my best friends. And they are without a doubt the most important ponies I know.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Jet Set: Important ponies? These ruffians?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Upper Crust: Don't make me laugh!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: I, for one, find them charmingly rustic.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: And I think the dress you made for your friend is lovely. [chuckle] I dare say every mare in Canterlot will be wanting one.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Upper Crust: Oh, I'd like to place my order right now.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Jet Set: I think you should get two.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Fancy Pants: Er, yes, now then. How about you introduce me to your friends?	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: With pleasure!	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I wanted to tell you about the important lesson I learned during my visit.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Now that I would like to hear.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I learned that no matter where you go in life, you should never forget that you are the product of your home and your friends. And that is something always to be proud of, no matter what.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Hm, a very valuable lesson to have learned.	
Sweet and Elite	Meghan McCarthy	Bags Valet: It certainly is! But... might I ask that we hurry things up a bit?! Oh no!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No distractions. Today is too important. Re-shelving day! Understanding Medieval Equestria goes in Pony History. Modern Spellcasting. That's Classics. The Art of the To-Do List... Actually, I kinda wanna read that again.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! What are you laughing at?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: This little beauty is my birthday present to myself! It's a fire ruby! I've been aging it for months, and it's almost ripe!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: [giggles] Hey, you took my advice! Just use the whole floor as one big shelf.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [muffled] Hellooo? [normal] Anypony home? Twilight? [gasps] Is that a fire ruby?! Huh, that must be at least twenty carats! No inclusions, pristine facets...	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: And totally delicious.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Uhh... if you guys don't mind?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, uh, of course. I just came by to see if you had any books on historical fashion... [to Spike] Did you say... delicious?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Sure did! Next week's my birthday, and this is my birthday dinner.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Start with this one.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Thanks, Twilight. I've got a feeling ruffled taffeta capes are going to make a huge comeback this season, and I want to be ahead of the game... [to Spike] I hope it's as tasty as it is beautiful, Spike. I've never seen anything quite so stunning before.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Gosh... You really like it, huh?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Like it? It's magnificent.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: [sighs] Then you should have it. This beautiful gem was meant to be with you.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I don't know what to say... This is so thoughtful. Oh, my little Spikey-wikey! [kisses] Thank you so much!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, Spike, that's one of the kindest, most generous things you've ever done. I've never seen Rarity so happy!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Just about finished, Spike? Everypony will be here soon.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: There. Perfect! Everything looks perfect!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Not quite everything.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: A washcloth? I don't get it. Ah, no way, Twilight! I said I wasn't gonna wash the cheek that Rarity kissed, and I meant it!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: It's over, Spike! I'm cleaning that cheek!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: [gasps for breath] It's mine! Stop it!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Never!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Twilight...!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [blows party hooter] Happy birthday!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Party time, woo-hoo!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Are those... for me?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Applejack: You bet they are, birthday boy.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Happy birthday, Spike.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Don't you know you get presents on your birthday?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Well, actually, this is my first birthday in Ponyville... I usually just get one present... from Twilight. A book.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Speaking of presents, this is from my new line of taffeta capes. I'm going to make one for each of you!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I've been inspired by the generosity of my little Spikey-wikey, who gave me this beautiful fire ruby, one of the kindest acts I've ever experienced. Mmm.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Applejack, I can't thank you enough for this great blanket. I really needed a new one.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Applejack: C'mon, Spike, you already thanked me fifteen times. I'm startin' to get a little embarrassed.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: I know I keep thanking you guys, but I'm just so grateful. I wish this party could last forever.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Duh! The party can't last forever 'cause you have to go to Sugarcube Corner, 'cause the Cakes said they have a special surprise for you, 'cause it's your birthday!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: No way!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I said the party couldn't last forever, but it doesn't need to end right now!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Cake!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Mr. Cake: Mr. There's the dragon of the hour! Happy birthday, Spike!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Thanks!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. When we found out it was your birthday, we couldn't resist trying out a new recipe: sapphire!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Wow!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Thank you so much! Man, first I get a bunch of great presents from my best friends, and now an amazing sapphire cupcake! Hohoh, what a day! Whoa! Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Cheerilee!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: That's okay. What's got you so excited?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: [chomps] [muffled] Pinkie Pie told me I should come see the Cakes, so they could give me a cake 'cause it's my birthday today.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: Well, happy birthday, Spike! I wish I had something to give you! Uh... Oh! Here you go!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Wow, really?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: Sure! Everypony should get fun gifts on their birthday! Have a great birthday, Spike.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: I wish every day was my birthday...	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Pinkie Pie mentions my birthday to the Cakes, and I get a cupcake. I mention it to Cheerilee, and I get this great hat.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Hmmm, I wonder... Hey there, Lickety Split! That's a pretty cool ball you got there! Did you know it's my birthday?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: [laughs] This is unbelievable! [chuckles] Hey, Junebug! It's my birthday!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Junebug: Happy birthday, Spike.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Aren't you gonna give me something? You know, like a birthday present?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Junebug: Um, I... I don't have anything.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Well, how about those flowers? I'll take those-	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Uh, sorry, Junebug, I think Spike might've gotten a little carried away.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Junebug: Uh, no problem... H-Happy birthday, Spike!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What are you doing? You're out here demanding gifts now?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Wow, you're right, Twilight. I don't know what got into me. Thanks for snapping me out of it. I'd better go give Cheerilee her hat back.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No problem. See you at home later?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, what a rough night's sleep, Spike. I had the weirdest drea-	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: [yawns/hisses] What happened?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: What's happening to me, Twilight?!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I don't know! Think back to last night. Did something happen? Spike? What did you do after I saw you?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: I went to talk... to...	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Spike!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Huh?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You went to talk to who?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Oh, um... I don't remember. Hey, can I have that globe? You're not using it, right?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Huh?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: What about this book?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, I'm worried about you. You're usually not so... grabby!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: My arms aren't usually [voice drops] this long either. What's happening to me?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Dr. Horse: Dr. Well now, what seems to be the problem?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: This is Spike. [slaps] And something's wrong with him. [slaps] He used to be half this size! And he keeps trying to take things that aren't [slaps] his!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Dr. Horse: Dr. All right then, let's just have a look see, shall we? Widdle guy not feewing too good? Who's a brave widdle boy, huh? Who's a brave one?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: So? What do you think, Doctor?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Dr. Horse: Dr. Well, I think I know what the problem is. He's a dragon!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That's not the problem. He's always been a dragon.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Dr. Horse: Dr. Oh. Well, that would explain it. Listen, I don't know anything about dragons, I know about baby ponies. Maybe you should try a vet.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Okay. Thank you, doctor.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Dr. Fauna: Dr. Hm, well, I'm flummoxed. Y'bring me a dog, I've got it diagnosed in seconds. Snake even faster, but... to be honest, I've never seen a real live dragon before.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Dr. Fauna: Dr. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Sit.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Thanks anyway. C'mon, Spike.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Ooh, he is starting to mature. Of this fact I am quite sure.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Mature? So he's just... growing up? But that doesn't explain why he keeps grabbing things.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Zecora: A dragon's heart is prone to greed, a steady diet to make growth speed. Then, the resulting bigger size only makes their hunger rise. If this trait should go unchecked, if Spike continues to collect, more growth will certainly occur - he is going to turn into a monster.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] You mean the more things a dragon collects, the bigger and greedier he gets? But how do we stop him before he's completely out of control?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Zecora: If his monstrous ways you wish to impede, you must prevent him from practicing greed.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Get away from her, you brute!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Spike want!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: You're not getting my scooter!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Spike want!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Spike! Check out this amazing broom!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [sing-song voice] C'mon, big boy! Look at this incredible broom!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Spike want!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fight all you want, I'm not letting you out! Oh, Spike, I just re-shelved this room!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [groans] What now?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Now who in Ponyville would steal my apples? For that matter, who would steal my leaves?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, help! Spike's running wild and I need you to lasso him!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [laughs] Oh, that's a good one, Twilight. Sweet little Spike, running wild. Ha, what a laugh.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Twilight, get my rope.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Applejack and Twilight Sparkle: Help!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Huh? [laughs] Don't tell me! You-you tied yourselves up?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Get us out of here right now!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [gasps] What was that?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Sounded like Fluttershy to me!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy? Fluttershy!?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I'm up here!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What happened?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I was helping my squirrel friends with a dance step, and all of a sudden, a giant, r-rampaging d-d-d-dragon stormed through!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That was Spike!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Spike? But why would Spike steal my chicken coop? He just pulled it out of the ground and filled it with a bunch of apples and stuff!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: That sounded like Pinkie Pie!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: C'mon, girls!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Back! Get back!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Stop giving him cake!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I'm not giving him cake, I'm assaulting him with cake!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: How dare you take the cake!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: He's completely out of control! Who knows where he'll go next!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Put me down, you brute!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: How rude.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Don't worry Rarity, we'll save you!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Put her down, right now!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I-If you wouldn't mind, that is...	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I mean it, dragon boy!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: We'll be ever so grateful if you'd be so kind as to possibly consider...	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Drop her, scaly!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Hey! I'm- not some- sort of common- fly swatter!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Girls! My cape!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Look! The Wonderbolts!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, be quiet. You've got nothing to be proud of. You steal everypony's things, terrorize the town, and use me as a weapon against my own friends! Which, as horrible as it is, I can almost understand because you're a dragon and all. But this! [rips off dress] This is a crime against fashion! Oh no. You are not getting this gemstone! This was given to me by my dear friend Spikey-wikey, the kindest, sweetest, most generous dragon ever. And it is too precious to me to give to a greedy old beast like you!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Spike (flashback): Here, Rarity, you take it. It would mean even more to see you happy than to eat it myself.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, what now? I suppose you'll be eating me or something? Spike?! You're the rampaging dragon?!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Somepony do something!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: On it!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Rarity? I need to tell you something! Just in case we don't make it! I've always sort of had a crush-	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [gasps] We did it! I can't believe we did it!	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: All in a day's work.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Spike, I just have to tell you how absolutely proud I am of you.	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Proud of me?	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Secret of My Excess	M. A. Larson	Spike: Today I learned a great lesson about friendship. Well, you might think that it would feel good to get lots and lots of stuff, but it doesn't feel nearly as good as giving something special to somepony you really care about. But I learned that it truly is better to give than to receive, and that kindness and generosity are what lead to true friendship. And that's more valuable than anything in the world. Well... almost anything.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: We're getting closer!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I can hardly wait!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: I'm so excited, I-I feel like shouting! [softly] Woo-hoo!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Hooo-wee! Canterlot, here we come!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Oh, I do hope I look festive enough!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: There it is! Canterlot!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Main cast: Oooh...	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, isn't Canterlot wonderful this time of year?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I wish it was Hearth's Warming Eve every day.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: There's so much to look at! I feel like my durned eyes are gonna pop right out of my head!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I have an idea, let's play 'I spy with my little eye' as we walk! I'll go first. I spy... an eight-foot candy cane.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I spy a snowpony!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: I spy somepony eating a gingerbread house...	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: [munching] ...and it's me!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe that Princess Celestia chose us to put on the most important play of the season! Do you guys know what an honor this is? For all of us?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Oh, I wish she hadn't honored me quite so much... I can't go onstage! I don't want everypony looking at me!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Fluttershy, darling, there's nothing to feel nervous about.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: No?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Of course not. All across Equestria, ponies are preparing their own pageants for Hearth's Warming Eve in their own towns. It's tradition.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: So you're saying they'll be too busy to come to our play?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Well, no. We're in the Canterlot pageant, the biggest, most important production in all of Equestria. A lot of ponies will come to watch us.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: A lot?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Hundreds.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Hundreds?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: [gasps] Maybe even thousands!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Oh, my hair! Applejack? Be a dear and shut those windows, will you?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Aaah! Rain-bow-Dash! Rain-bow-Dash! Aaaah! Thank you, thank you!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: It's a reenactment of the founding of Equestria. It's not the 'Rainbow Dash Show'.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Well it should be the 'Rainbow Dash Show'! I'm the star!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, you've got to come out of there!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Curtain in two minutes!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Twilight, let me handle this.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: My hair!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: PINKIE!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: The Hearth's Warming Eve pageant is about harmony and friendship.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Other main cast: Shut the window!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: [with a faux British accent] Once upon a time, long before the peaceful rule of Celestia, and before ponies discovered our beautiful land of Equestria, ponies did not know harmony. It was a strange and dark time. A time when ponies were torn apart... by hatred!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: [normal voice] I know. Can you believe it? [accent] During this frightful age, each of the three tribes - the Pegasi, the unicorns, and the Earth ponies - cared not for what befell the other tribes, but only for their own welfare. In those troubled times, as now, the Pegasi were the stewards of the weather. But they demanded something in return. Food that could only be grown by the Earth ponies.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: The unicorns demanded the same, in return for magically bringing forth day and night. And so, mistrust between the tribes festered, until one fateful day, it came to a boil. And what prompted the ponies to clash? 'Twas a mysterious blizzard that overtook the land, and toppled the tribes' precarious peace.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: The normally industrious Earth ponies were unable to farm their land.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: The Earth ponies were freezing. The home of the Pegasi fared no better. The Pegasi were hungry. And the unicorns were freezing and hungry. Even the unicorns' magic was powerless against the storm. Each tribe blamed the others for their suffering, and the angrier everypony grew, the worse the blizzard became. And so it was decided that a grand summit would be held to figure out a way to cope with the blizzard.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Each tribe sent their leaders.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Daughter of the unicorn king, Princess Platinum.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Ruler of the Pegasi, Commander Hurricane. And lastly...	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: ...leader of the Earth ponies, Chancellor Puddinghead. Perhaps the three tribes could finally settle their differences, and agree on a way to get through this disaster.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: All I wanna know is why the Earth ponies are hogging all the food!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Us?! We're not hogging all the food, you are! Oh, wait. You're right. It's us. Well, it's only 'cause you mean old Pegasusususes are making it snow like crazy!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: For the hundredth time, it's not us! We're not making it snow! It must be the unicorns! They're doing it with their freaky magic!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: [gasps] How dare you! Unlike you Pegasi ruffians, we unicorns would never stoop to such a thing! H-m-ph!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Unicorns: Hmph!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Well, if you non-Earths aren't gonna stop using your weirdo powers to freeze us all, then I'm just plum out of ideas.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: What a shocker. An Earth pony with no ideas.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Commander Hurricane, please cease with the insults!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: You're not the boss of me, your royal snootiness!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: I beg your pardon?! I am a princess! I won't be spoken to that way!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Well, I'm leaving first!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: No, I'm first!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: And the blizzard raged on.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: So the summit of the tribes did not turn out as well as hoped, and the three leaders returned home to lick their wounds, and basically complain.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Atten-tion! Well? Aren't you curious about how it went?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Oh! Commander Hurricane, sir! How did it go, sir?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Horribly! Those other tribe leaders are so disrespectful! Don't they realize that we are a mighty tribe of warriors, and should not be crossed? We have got to break ranks with those weak foals!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: [shivering] Clover the Clever! I need you!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, your Majesty. Did the other pony tribes see reason as I predicted?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Those other tribes are impossible! I, for one, can no longer bear to be anywhere near those lowly creatures. The unicorns are noble and majestic. We will no longer consort with the likes of them!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Wouldn't it have been easier to use the door, Chancellor?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Maybe for you, Smart Cookie. But I am a chancellor. I was elected because I know how to think outside the box. Which means [slightly echoes] I can also think inside the chimney. Can you think inside a chimney?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Uh...	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: I didn't think so.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Ugh.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Ohmygosh. Hold on to your hooves! I am just about to be brilliant!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: [under her breath] That'd be a first.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: I have decided that the Earth ponies are gonna go it alone!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Aw, so you mean the other tribes didn't come around? Shoot... I really thought we could get through to 'em if we-	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Don't worry about them. We're the ones with all the food, right?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Actually, we're all out.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Fine, then we'll have to go somewhere new where we can grow some new food. And with me as our fearless leader, what could go wrong?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: [under her breath] Where should I start?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: The point is...	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie & Rarity & Rainbow Dash: We must find a new land!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: C'mon, Private Pansy, let's get a move on! Hup-one, hup-two!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Get a hold of yourself, Private! We cannot let anything distract us from the mission at hand. To find, and if necessary, to conquer a new land!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Conquer, sir?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: You never know where enemies might be lurking.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: I don't see any enemies, Commander. Just... snow.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Okay. This is getting old.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Oh, this is simply taking forever. My hooves are killing me! How long have we been walking for?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: About five minutes, your highness.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Oh, I never imagined finding a new land would be so hard. But it'll all be worth it, don't you agree?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I actually think that the three tribes could've tried harder.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Stoooooop!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: What's wrong?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: That is what's wrong!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Your Highness, it's just a stream. We can cross it easily.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: I refuse to get my gown wet. I have no intention of arriving at my new land looking like a bedraggled Earth pony, or worse yet a rough-and-tumble Pegasus. I, for one, have no intention of stooping down to their level. On the other hand, I have no trouble watching you stoop down.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: And do watch the gown, darling. It's worth more than all of the books in your library.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Yes, yes. This is definitely the right direction.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: It feels like we're going in circles.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: But that's impossible. Are you suggesting that I'm reading the map wrong?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Absolutely not, your chancellorness. It's just that there are holes in the map, and-	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Of course! How else could I see where I was going?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Yeah, uh-	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Or talk? I need to be able to talk! I mean, how would we survive if I just suddenly shut up?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Heaven forbid that should happen, your chancellorship. Heh. It's just that... the map is also upside down.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: I got a newsflash for you, Cookie. The Earth is round. There is no up or down.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: You're right! It's such a relief to me that you're in charge of this map...	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Relief? You don't need relief! If anypony needs relief around here, it's me! I'm a chancellor! I'm a bigshot! You're just my, um... my, uh...	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Secretary.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Whatever. You take the map, while I enjoy some relief.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Yes, Chancellor Puddinghead.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: [accent] And so, each leader encountered obstacles along the way, but eventually, they all arrived in a new and wondrous land. Nopony had ever seen paradise before.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: This is the new land we've been searching for!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: What a view... I can see my future house from here.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I proclaim this new land to be... Pegasopolis!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: I've never seen such jewels! This ruby is dazzling. This whole land is dazzling. I'm double dazzled! [squeals] In the name of the unicorns, I hereby dub this land Unicornia!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: The air! The trees! The dirt! This dirt is the dirtiest dirt in the whole dirt world!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: And fertile, too. Perfect for growing food.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: In the name of the Earth ponies, I think I'm gonna call this new place... uh... Dirtville.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: How about "Earth"?
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Earth! Congratulations to me for thinking of it.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie & Rarity & Rainbow Dash: We found our new home!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I planted my flag first!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Did not!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Did too!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: I planted mine earlier than first.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: All of you riffraff are trespassing in Unicornia!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: The name is Pegasopolis!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Earth!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Pegasopolis!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Unicornia!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I say we fight for the land. May the best pony win!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: That's barbaric. Clover the Clever? Throw that brute into the dungeon!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: What dungeon? Look, perhaps if we all calmed down...	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: I agree. Let's all calm down.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: I vote for calm.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I'll have you court-martialed for insubordination, Private! We settle this on the battlefield!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Who dares throw a snowball at royalty?!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Wait a minute, where'd all this snow come from anyway?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Oh no. Not again.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: [accent] And so the paradise that the ponies had found was soon lost, buried beneath a thick blanket of snow and hard feelings. Instead of beautiful, it was blizzardy. Instead of wonderful, it was wintry! Instead of spectacular, it was snow-tacular! Instead of-	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Shoeshine: We get it! Move on!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: [laughs nervously] [clears throat] [accent] Everypony was forced to seek shelter. They searched high and low, but the only shelter for miles was a cold and desolate cave. And, of course, the three tribes had to share it, and nopony was too happy about that.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Please, Commander Hothead.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: It's Commander Hurricane.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: [clears throat] Please, Commander, could you just stand back and give me my royal space?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: You mean like this, your highness?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Indeed not! You see this invisible line?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Private? Outline our territory for everypony to see. See this real, non-invisible line? No unicorns or Earth ponies are allowed to cross it! This is the sovereign territory of Pegasopolis!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Clover the Clever?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Uh... Smart Cookie!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: I know, I know.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: What are you doing? Don't go around the rock, go over it! I'm not giving up an inch of territory to the enemy!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: That rock is clearly on the Unicornia side of the cave, and it belongs to us! [under her breath] Who knows? there could be jewels inside.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [groans] I claim this rock for Pegasopolis!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Unhand that rock this instant, you scoundrel!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Oh, look, you found my rock. I've been looking for it everywhere.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Hey! You invaded our territory!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Finders keepers, losers weepers!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: That's the last straw!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Give me my rock!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Look, everypony! The entrance!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Great. Now there's no way out! We're trapped!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: You two deserve this horrible fate. You've done nothing but argue and fight with each other!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: You've been fighting too, your Highness.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Worse! I haven't been fighting nearly as much as you!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: How ridiculous! A unicorn never stoops to fighting!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: That's just 'cause you wimpy unicorns know you'd never win! Earth ponies are numbskulls!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Pegasi are brutes!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Unicorns are snobs!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: W-W-What is that... thing?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: They must be... windigos!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack and Fluttershy: Windigos?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: My mentor Star Swirl the Bearded taught me about them. They're winter spirits that feed off fighting and hatred. The more hate the spirit feels, the colder things become!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Then... this is our fault. We three tribes... we brought this blizzard to our home by fightin' and not trustin' each other. Now it's destroyin' this land, too.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: And now our bodies will become as cold as our hearts... all because we were foolish enough to hate.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Well, I don't hate you... I actually hate Commander Hurricane a lot more than I hate you guys.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Actually, I don't really hate her, I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike her.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Well, I don't hate you guys either.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Nor do I.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: No matter what our differences, we're all ponies.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: What was that?	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: I didn't know unicorns could do that.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I didn't either. Nothing like this has ever happened before. But I know it couldn't have been just me. It came from all three of us, joined together, in friendship.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: [accent] All through the night, the three ponies kept the fire of friendship alive by telling stories to one another and by singing songs, which of course became the winter carols that we all still sing today. Eventually, the warmth of the fire and singing and laughing reached the leaders, and their bodies began to thaw. [normal voice] And it even began to melt their hearts.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Spike: [accent] The three leaders agreed to share the beautiful land, and live in harmony ever afterwards. And together, they named their new land...	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Main cast: Equestria!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Choir: The fire of friendship lives in our hearts As long as it burns, we cannot drift apart Though quarrels arise, their numbers are few Laughter and singing will see us through (will see us through) We are a circle of pony friends A circle of friends we'll be to the very end	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: We should be so honored that Princess Celestia chose us! She must really think we exemplify what good friends are!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Applejack, I thought you closed all the windows.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Don't blame me. Rainbow Dash should've flown up there and shut it. After all, she's got wings.	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Why do I always have to do all the high up chores? Why can't Twilight use her magic for a change!	
Hearth's Warming Eve	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Y'know what? I got it.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: The timberwolves are a-howlin'! The timberwolves are a-howlin'!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: The zap apples are comin'! The zap apples are comin'!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom & Big McIntosh & Applejack: Yay, the zap apples are comin'!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: That's what I said.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Hey, silly goose! Quit your gawkin' and move your caboose!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Ready, Granny!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Ready for what?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: For makin' zap apple jam!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Darn tootin'! It's time for some good old-fashioned zap apple jammin'!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Yes, ma'am. I can't wait, ma'am!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [pause] Wait for what?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: To make zap apple jam with you!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: O'course. Now I been doin' this ever since I was a little pony, so be warned, pickle pear. There's a whole mess o' steps in this process and you gots to get each one of them just right, or no zap apple jam. Take this.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Uh, is this one of your gazillion secret herbal ingredients for the zap apple jam?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: That there's a broom. Now get sweepin', pipsqueak! Now while you sweep, I'll get to, uh... something there... umm... Oh, ponyfeathers. Bet I'd forget my mane if it wasn't attached to my head.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: There's the zap apple leaves, right on schedule!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L-M-N-O-P...	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Well, howdy-doo there, Filthy Rich!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Filthy Rich: Hello, Mrs. Smith. Did I hear right that there's a zap apple harvest coming in a few days?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Four days, to be exact.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Filthy Rich: Excellent news, and as usual, I get your first hundred jars?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: 'Course, Filthy.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Filthy Rich: Uh, I prefer Rich.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Oh, and how is your pappy doin'?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Oh, you poor, poor thing, having to make all that zap apple jam with Granny Smith.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Actually, I been looking forward to making zap apple jam for years!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: I'm not talking about the jam. I'm talking about Granny Smith! You must be sooo embarrassed.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [muffled] Soup's on!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Uh, what do ya mean?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: You know, with all her silly ways, how she forgets things, and makes you wear these ridiculous costumes?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Granny said that the water needs-	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Thank goodness you're here on the farm and not in town where everypony could see you. [hushed] Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: "Silly ways"?
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Uh, thank you kindly, Filthy!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Daisy: Hey! You bite it, you buy it!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Oh, isn't this just precious?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Please stop!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: And it is perfect for makin' our zap apple jam!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Shh! Stop it, Granny!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Granny, please! Those ponies over there are watchin' me!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: What? Are those fillies your friends? Hello, Half-pint's friends!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Silver Spoon: Hiii, Granny Smith! Hiii, [mockingly] Half-pint!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: What dolls. Why, when I was little, ponies didn't come that purdy.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Are we done shopping, Granny? 'Cause I'd like to get back to the farm, fast.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: All done, smellybelly. [singing] I got my honey, gooey-goo! Got my honey, gooey-ooh! Got my honey, iddley-hoo!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Filthy Rich: And, by capturing the whole sale market, purchasing in bulk and slashing all prices, we undermine every other gift market in town, and that's how Rich's Barnyard Bargains became the cornerstone of retail in Ponyville.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Well, thank you, Mr. Filthy-I mean, Mr. Rich. What a wonderful day of sharing! And thank you for being a part of Family Appreciation Day! Now, uh, let's see who will be bringing in a family member for next Monday's Family Appreciation Day. Um... Oh! Apple Bloom!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: But Miss Cheerilee. Monday is zap apple harvest day, and Applejack and Big McIntosh will be too busy to come and speak.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Well, is there anypony else in your family that could-	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Miss Cheerilee. Apple Bloom's Granny Smith isn't working harvest. She could come.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Oh! But, uh, no, that wouldn't-	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: That's a splendid idea, Diamond Tiara! Apple Bloom, you shall bring in Granny Smith on Monday.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Have a great weekend, everypony!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Granny Smith? Come Monday, I'll be the laughin' stock of Ponyville!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: I'm sorry, Apple Bloom. I already told you that we just can't take a break from harvest to come to your school. You know what'll happen.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I know... After the fifth day, the zap apples disappear...	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Look! The third sign! Right on time! Hot diggity!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple family: Wow!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Alright, you lazy daisies, move your caboose!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: I'm sorry, Apple Bloom, but don't you fret. Granny Smith's got no shortage of entertainin' stories to tell.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I know. That's what I'm worried about.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I'll be embarrassed, shamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliate-	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: What are you, a dictionary?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Snap out of it. We're here to help you!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: After all, we are the Cutie Mark Crusaders. We'll figure out a way to postpone your presentation.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: But how? Ugh! All this worry is makin' me sick!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Sick?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: That's it! C'mon!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Ten-hut! Now listen here, troops! Now, I don't want any whinin' or cryin' or crackin' under pressure! Do I make myself clear!?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Court-martialed!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Stay still, Apple Bloom! You have to look sick!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Aaah! [muffled] Hey, this is hot!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: What in the hayseed is going on in there, silly billy?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Oh, Granny Smith! We were just about to come get you!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Apple Bloom's sick! Looks like she might have to stay home all week!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [mumbles] Ooh! Perfect as a Piccadilly pear!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Now what?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: It's already almost sundown! Tomorrow is Sunday, and I only have one more day to figure something out!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Hey! Look!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: That's the fourth sign!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: The zap apples have appeared!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: And that gives me an idea!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: We can't move Family Appreciation Day, so let's move harvest day instead!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: They don't look... quite ripe.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Harvesting apples early never hurt an apple.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I don't know... Zap apple trees aren't like normal apple trees. They're magic.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: How different can they be?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Well if we can't buck 'em, let's just pick 'em!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Any other bright ideas?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Granny Smith, it's Miss Cheerilee! Apple Bloom said you wanted to speak with me?... Hello? Granny Smi-	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [mimicking Granny Smith] Well hello there! Howdydoo!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Hi... uh... Granny Smith... is, ugh, everything okay?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [mimicking Granny Smith] Of course it is! Why wouldn't it be?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [mimicking Granny Smith] Oh, er, excuse me. Uh, pickles always give me the hiccups! I need to tell you that I can't make the presentation on Monday after all!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Oh no, is that so?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [mimicking Granny Smith] No doubts about it! I gotta shear the flowers and water the sheep! I mean, I have to water the flowers and shear the sheep!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Oh, well, that's too bad. We can reschedule.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: E- whut- hai- where am I? Well, howdy, Miss Cheerilee! You window shopping?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: Uh... no? You asked me to come here to tell me that you wouldn't be making it to Family Appreciation Day?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Fiddlesticks! I wouldn't miss it for all the tea in Canterlot!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: But- didn't you just say...?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: See you Monday!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [sighs] I can't believe she woke up from her nap. She never wakes up from her nap! [muffled] I wish I could just run off and hide!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Well, you can't run off... but maybe somepony else can!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Yee-haw!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: The zap apple harvest has begun!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: And tomorrow we will be makin' up some zap apple jam!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: [in deeper voice] Miss Granny Smith? Telegram.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Well, bust my buttons. Uncle Apple Strudel wants me to pay him a visit.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: And you can just make the 8AM train. I already packed you a bag!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Well, that was considerate.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: But don't you worry, flibbertigibbet! I'll be back in time to make that jam!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [sighs] That train ride takes all day. I'm safe. Hah.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Cheerilee: For today's Family Appreciation Day, we are pleased to welcome Granny Smith. Um... Apple Bloom? Is Granny Smith here?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Cheerilee, but she got called out of town on account of a family emergency-	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Well, howdy, my little ponies!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Howdy, y'all! I'm as happy as a pig in a fresh mudpile to be here!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Whuh- what are you doing here? Did you miss the train?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Er, no, it came. And Uncle Apple Strudel was on it.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: I can't wait to hear Granny Smith's presentation. [hushed] If she can remember any of it.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Long ago, when I was a little pony, things were very different here in Ponyville, 'cause there was no Ponyville!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [voiceover] That's right, my little ponies. Me and my family were pilgrim pony folk, back when I was a little filly. Oh, we ventured far and wide, collecting new seeds and sellin' the old. But my pa was the finest seed collector in all of Equestria. Then, one day, the Smith family found themselves in the most brilliant, most grand, most magnificent of all cities. A place called... Canterlot. Well, I bet your hooves to hindquarters I had never seen anything like it before nor since. And as if the beauty of that city wasn't enough, suddenly, she appeared. Princess Celestia, the most regal of all ponies. When lo and behold, she stopped to look at my pa's seed collection. Then Princess Celestia saw that we were plumb-tuckered and hankerin' to find our forever home. And bein' a royal Princess and all, she knew exactly the place for us to lay down our stakes. My pa gave the Princess a mighty thanks. We quickly found that land near the Everfree Forest, and we built our first home. Next, we planted our first orchards. But an orchard don't grow overnight, and we were getting mighty short on food. Now mind you, we were cautioned about the forest, and we knew that it was not fit to enter.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [voiceover] But I knew there was critters livin' there. There must be somethin' to eat. It was dark and musty, and I won't lie, it was scary. But every inch was covered in plant life, and before I knew it, wasn't I standin' in front of the most incredible apple trees! I had never seen anything that bore this kind of colorful fruit! Oh I started picking apples quick as a whip!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [voiceover] I turned, and there before me stood the timberwolves! I've never run so fast in my life. I did the only thing I could think of.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [voiceover] My pa and I planted those special apple seeds, and before our eyes they grew like wildfire. Why, we had full grown trees faster than you could say 'lickety split'. Then each year, I paid close attention to the signs of the zap apples' special harvesting times. How the weather affects the Everfree Forest, how the timberwolves howl when the zap apples first start growing, and how they zapped away if you didn't pick 'em all in one day! And the fruits of our labor were the best fruit we ever tasted. Soon enough I was mixing up batches of zap apple jam. Just like harvestin' the zap apples had its special rules, so did makin' zap apple jam. I learned that you gotta be extra friendly with the bees, otherwise their honey won't taste rightly sweet to mix in with the zap apples. Who'd'a thought that glass jars needed talkin' to? Or that zap apples like pink polka dots? But magic is as magic does. Just funny that way. Then ponies started comin' to our farm from far and wide just to get a taste of my zap apple jam. Some of them decided to stay, like Stinkin' Rich, Diamond Tiara's great grandfather. Matter of fact, the first thing he ever sold was my zap apple jam.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [voiceover] And before we knew it, we had ourselves a nice little town, bustling with all kinds of ponies. And that is how Ponyville was founded.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Oh, thank you kindly, little ponies. Oh, now now, let's settle down.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: So if it weren't for you and the zap apples, Ponyville wouldn't even exist?!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Darn tootin', little filly!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: If it weren't for my Granny Smith, your daddy wouldn't have Barnyard Bargains.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: But-	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: But she's just a... kooky old lady!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: She is not a kooky old lady! She is the most amazing pony in all of Ponyville!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: I think this is the best zap apple jam I've tasted yet!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Must be 'cause you had something to do with it, Apple Bloom.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: You betcha. Apple Bloom is one humdinger of a zap apple jammer!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I am?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: So I take it Family Appreciation Day went well?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Did it? My Granny Smith is super special! I just forgot that for a little while.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Aw, don't fret. I forget things all the time. Now, I'll getcha... er... somethin'. Aw.	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Who wants to help Granny sing to the water?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Foals: We do, we do!	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Filthy Rich: Diamond Tiara?	
Family Appreciation Day	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: But dad!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Can you believe the new baby is finally here?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Cup Cake and Carrot Cake must be so proud!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: I wonder if it's a filly or a colt?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: I wanna see the new baby pony! I wanna see! Which one is it?!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Meet our son, Pound Cake.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Main cast: Awwww.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. ...and our daughter, Pumpkin Cake.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Main cast: Huh?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Two new foals for me to play with? [gasps] That's two, two, two times the fun! This is the greatest day ever! We need to celebrate your birthday, babies, 'cause you were just born today! Woo-hoo!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Nurse Redheart: Shhh. The babies are trying to sleep.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: But I was just-	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Nurse Redheart: Shhh.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: But-	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Nurse Redheart: Shhh!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: [quieter] Happy happy birthday to you and you today-	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a Pegasus and the other one a unicorn?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Easy. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a Pegasus. That makes sense, right?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: Aw, yeah! Heh, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake there gets his wings going, he'll be all over the place.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Quick! Make a wish and blow out your candles! Which is easy, 'cause there are zero candles! You are zero years old, after all!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Nurse Redheart: Shhh!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Happy month-i-versary to you and you today! [very quickly] I-can't-believe-you're-already-a-month-old. Time-sure-flies-doesn't-it-wow. Seems-like-only yesterday-you-were-born. But now you're a month old today, hey!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Are you ready for your favoritest game in the whole wide world? Where's Pinkie Pie...? Here I am! Where's Pinkie Pie...? Here I am! Where's Pinkie Pie...? Here I am!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Everything okay in there? Who needs a diaper change?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Don't worry, they're fine! [sniffs] Oogh, I mean...	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Oh, I got it.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Is anypony hungry?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Ah, no thanks. I just had a big breakfast.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. I'm on it.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Oh, oh, you're making funny faces! I have one! Bleghhh!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. [chuckles] No, y'see, Pinkie, the babies need to be burped.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: All set now? Everything good? Okay, who wants to play again?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Uh uh uh, Pound Cake, no pounding things.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Uh uh uh uh, we don't chew on things, Pumpkin Cake.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Except food.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. [gasps] Food! Great cinnamon sticks, I completely forgot.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: No, you just fed them bottles, remember?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Not the babies' food!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Gh! The food for the enormously big catering order we have to deliver today!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Oh, with the new twins, we've been so distracted!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Gh, quick, honeybun, we need to find a babysitter to watch the foals while we take care of this.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: I could do it! I wanna do it! Oh, the babies love playing with me, I'll do it!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. I wonder who would be available on such short notice.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Me! Me! Pick me!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, I would love to babysit! But I can't today, sorry. I promised Angel we'd go on a picnic. You understand, don't you? Y-you're not mad at me, are you? Please don't be mad at me!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: I'll do it! Pick me!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: I have to finish this report for the Princess summarizing all my other reports to the Princess.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: I wanna babysit! Pick me!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Applejack: Babysit? Now? When there's a swarm o' hungry caterpillars headin' this way? I gotta get all these apples picked before they get swarmed on!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh, I wanna do it!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Rainbow Dash: I got tickets to the Wonderbolts airshow this afternoon. Gotta dash!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Ask me! Mememememememememememememe!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Moi? Babysit? N- Oh nonononononononono! I'm flattered that you would think about me though.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. [groans] [unenthusiastically] Pinkie Pie, how would you like to babysit for us?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: [gasps] I dunno. I'll have to check my schedule.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Now, Pinkie, are you sure you really understand the responsibility of watching over two babies?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: I can be responsible. Why, responsibility is my middle name. Pinkie Responsibility Pie.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. But this time you need to take care of them, not just play with them. You have to be responsible.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Yes, I know. I will. I am.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Oh, here you are, dearie. All your responsibilities are on this list.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Whoa! That's a lot of responsi- Consider it done.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. [to Mrs. Cake] We'll frost it when we get there! C'mon, sugarplum, tick-tick!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Take good care of our two precious little ginger snaps!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: No problemo, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Everything is under control.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Uh-oh.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Oh, don't cry, little friends! Look, look! Where's Pinkie Pie...? Where's Pinkie Pie?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Oh no... I'm right here, see?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Oh, think think think... Aha!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Hey guys, watch this!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight! Where y'all from? Wow, that's great. Y'know, I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it because... I couldn't find tractors that small!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Get it? Tractors that small? [pause] The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog... and now I can't find him!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Gee, tough crowd. [to herself] Tell me about it. Fine, I wasn't gonna pull off a show stopper, but you're a lovely audience and I think you deserve it!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink! Then you wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink! Then you wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink! Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink! Then you wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink! Then you wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink! Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink! Then you wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink! Then you wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink! Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: There, see? Nothing to this babysitting business! Ugh!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Snack time. That's easy enough. Okie-dokie! Eat up! Like this! Num-num-num, num-num-num-num! Ahh!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pumpkin Cake: Nom-	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: No, Pumpkin Cake, we eat food, not tablecloths.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Huh, huh? Uh, hey, guys, look at me!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Achoo!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Towels are not food, Pumpkin Cake!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Drop it... Drop it... Drop it!?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Uh, uh, uh, uh, don't cry! Look, look, uh, floating things! Ooh, aaah, eeh!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Uh, don't make me do it, guys! You know what happens when you mix flour and water, don't you?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: [sniffs] [gasps] [hoof on nose] Smells like somepony needs me to changy-wangy their diaper-wiper right now-a-wow! [tiptoeing noise] Easy... easy...	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Wait- no- stay there- just- for a second- stand still, I've almost-	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Oh! Thank goodness they're home!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Hi! I finished up the work I had to do, so I thought I'd stop by and see if you needed any help. Whoa!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming! I can't begin to tell you what my day has been like! I mean, these babies just won't listen to reason, and don't even get me started on their taste in stand-up comedy.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: It's okay, Pinkie. I figured you would need some help. That's why I stopped by.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Ex-cuse me?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: Babies take a lot of work, and some ponies are just not cut out to handle the responsibility.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Is that so? Well, thanks for stopping by, Twilight. Sorry, I don't have time to visit. I'm very very busy with my responsibilities here.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Twilight Sparkle: I'm happy to help! It's no trouble-	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Well, of all the- She thinks I can't handle things on my own! Maybe because I haven't handled things on my own. Well, I can handle things on my own!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Pound Cake. [growls] This is a crib. It is only to be used for napping, sleeping, and on occasion with permission, as a pretend old-timey Western fort. It is not a trampoline, so stop your jumping right now, mister!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: And you, young filly. We do not put anything in our mouth that we cannot safely and properly digest, so stop slobbering on that toy this instant!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Now, we've all had a very exhausting afternoon, and it's time for all good little foals to take their nap. So, fall asleep!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: [sighs] [kisses twice] Sleep tight.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Oh, nononono. Not good, not good, not good! Pound? Pumpkin? Where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Whoa! You be a good little girl now, Pumpkin-wumpkin, and stay in your crib for your pal Pinkie-winkie!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Pound Cake? [clicks] Here, Pound Cake!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Uh, Pound Cake? Uh...	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: [squeals] You can fly?!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Oh... get down here... this instant... young... colt! [gasps for breath] I'm responsible for you!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pumpkin Cake: [giggles] Nom nom nom.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: No no no, Pumpkin.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pumpkin Cake: Nom nom.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: No no.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pumpkin Cake: Nom.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: No. Hmph! I am the responsible one, and I said no.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pound Cake: Wheeee!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: That goes for you too, Pound Cake!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Mm, razzleberry. I'm- not- letting- go! I'm- re-spon-si-ble!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Oh, not you too! There! Now who's the responsible one?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Y'know, you're right. That is funny.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: I've always had fun playing with little kids, and I thought babysitting meant just more playtime, right? Wrong! Being a caregiver is way more responsibility than just being a playmate. And today, I learned that sometimes our desire for responsibility can outrun our actual ability to handle it.	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Pinkie Pie! We're back!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Are we in the right place?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Shhh!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. P-Pinkie. This is just... just...	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Cake: Mr. Amazing is what it is. We had no idea how responsible you really are. Would you be interested in becoming our go-to babysitter on a permanent basis?	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Hm- Ah- lemme check my schedule! I should be available a week from... never!	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pound Cake: Pinkie...	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pumpkin Cake: Pie...	
Baby Cakes	Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: [happily gasps] I have some free time next Tuesday.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Whoo-- Whoa! Whoo-hoo! Applejack, you're sure to knock everypony's hat off at the Equestria Rodeo competition!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Aw shucks, Apple Bloom. I sure hope so.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Hope so? I know so! After all, you're the ten-time rodeo champeen of Ponyville! Why, you've got more blue ribbons than anypony in Ponyville ever! And I can't wait for my big sis to win every blue ribbon in Equestria and bring home the title of Equestria Rodeo champeen!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Huh? Now, careful, Derpy! Don't want to do any more damage than you've already done.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah. It's a mystery.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Derpy: Nice work, Rainbow Dash.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Derpy: You okay, Rainbow Dash? Anything I can do to help?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: No! Nothing! In the name of Celestia, just sit there and do nothing!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Derpy: Oops. My bad.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: Everypony, can I get your attention? Attention please!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: Yes, we are all here to send Applejack to compete in this year's Equestria Rodeo competition in Canterlot.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: And I want to thank Applejack in advance for generously offering up her prize money to fix town hall.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Derpy: Yeah, Applejack! Whoo-hoo!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Speech! Speech!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Oh, shucks. I'm not much for speeches.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Alright then, no speech!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Buuut! This here is the nicest send off anypony could ask for. Y'all have been cheering me on in every rodeo since I was a little little pony. So it seems only fittin' to use my winnings to fix up town hall. I promise to make Ponyville proud.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Granny Smith: I want you to show all them highfalutin rodeo ponies what a real rodeo pony's like!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You betcha, Granny Smith.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: And bring back all that money!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You betcha, Mayor.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Just do your best, Applejack.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I'll do better than my best!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Conductor: The train to Canterlot is about to leave! All aboard who's coming aboard!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Guess that means me.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Seeya in a week!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: With lots of new blue ribbons!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Mayor Mare: And lots of money!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Darn tootin'! See y'all in a week, with a big bag full of blue ribbons!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And drink sarsaparilla! What? It gives you extra sass.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Oh, I hope Applejack is surprised by this surprise party!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Well, that is the point.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: I know, but I hope she isn't so surprised she's startled, because while being surprised can be nice, being startled can be... very startling.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Surprise!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: [gasps] Oh, Pinkie, you startled me.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Sorry! I was just practicing my "surprise!" for when we surprise Applejack with this super cool party for becoming rodeo champeen of Equestria! Surprise!
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Quiet, Pinkie, I think Applejack's coming!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Ponies: Surprise!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Surprise! Shoot!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Parcel Post: Wow, this is the best surprise ever! How did you know it was my birthday?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Who's it from, Twilight? What's it say?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: It's from Applejack. "Family and friends, not coming back to Ponyville."
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: "...Don't worry, will send money soon." That's all there is.
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Applejack's... not comin' back?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: What do you mean Applejack's not coming back?! She loves Ponyville!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Granny Smith: And she loves Sweet Apple Acres!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: And she loves her family!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [gasps] Something just dreadful must have happened to Applejack to make her not return!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Maybe she's hurt, or sad, or scared!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: So, what are we waiting for? Let's go find her!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry. We'll search all of Equestria if we have to. We'll bring her back.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Apple Bloom: Y'all are the best.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Granny Smith: Thank you, girls! [to Big McIntosh] Our little bushel just lost one apple.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I hope this lead doesn't turn out to be a dead end. I don't wanna go home empty-hooved after promising we'd find her.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: I don't know how we'll break it to the Apple family.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I don't know how we'll break it to Ponyville!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I don't know how I'll make it to the next stop!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: This is Dodge Junction, girls. Applejack is supposed to have come here after the rodeo ended. Let's fan out and try to find her.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ooh, pickles! [knocking] Hurryhurryhurryhurryhurry! Hurry it up in there!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Huh, some ponies. Sheesh.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Applejack! I found her, I found her, I found her, I found her, I found her!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Oh, Applejack, thank heavens!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: We're so glad you're safe!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I found her, I found her, I found her, I found her! Be right back.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Uh, hey, everypony. What's up?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Why didn't you come back to Ponyville?!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Yes, why are you here?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Are you okay?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Do you have any snacks?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Tell us what happened, Applejack!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Cherry Jubilee: Applejack? Are these some of your Ponyville friends?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, ma'am.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: And you are?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Cherry Jubilee: Why, I'm Cherry Jubilee, boss of Cherry Hill Ranch. Hasn't Applejack told ya? I saw her compete at the Equestria Rodeo. Never saw anypony win so many ribbons in all my life.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Aw shucks, Miss Jubilee. You don't have to go into all that.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Cherry Jubilee: Oh, she's so modest. Anyway, I can always use a pony with quick hooves and a strong back. So, when I heard Applejack was looking for a change of scenery, I snapped her up as quick as I could and brought her to Dodge Junction. Well, I'll let you catch up with your friends. See you back at the ranch.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: "Change of scenery"? What's that supposed to mean?
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: S'no big deal, guys. I thought cherries would be a nice change from apples, so I took the job and came here. That's it. End of story.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: That's it? Well, that's a terrible story!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Sorry, but that's all there is to tell. Thanks for checkin' on me, but y'all can go home now. Tell my family hi, and that I'm doing a-okay.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Excuse me, AJ, but we didn't travel all over Equestria searching for you to come home without you!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, I didn't ask you to come lookin' for me! There is nothin' to tell and I am not going back to Ponyville!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I don't care what she says. Applejack's not telling us something.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Twilight's right. We gotta get her to spill the beans.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: What?! She had beans? Ugh, I told her I was snacky!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Cherry Jubilee: You ready to put your back into it, Applejack?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Sure am, Miss Jubilee.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Cherry Jubilee: Terr-ific. Come on in, girls!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: What are you all doing here?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: We're your cherry sorters. Shall we get started?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Fine.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Cherry Jubilee: Haha, red cherries go in one bin, and yellow cherries go in the other. Simple as cherry pie. Uh, just one teensy thing to remember - have fun!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: What are you five up to?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Well, uh, you made working on a cherry orchard sound... so delightful.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Uh-huh. Well, just remember: No talking about Ponyville.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Fine! Why don't you quit talking and get walking?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: So, AJ, how was Canterlot? Not talking about Ponyville, talking about Canterlot, totally different town.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Canterlot was fine.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Was the rodeo fun?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yes.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Did you meet some nice ponies there?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Some.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Really? Did you see Wild Bull Hickok? What about Calamity Mane?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yes, I saw 'em both.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: And how did you meet Miss Jubilee?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Um, well, Miss Jubilee had a cherry stand at the rodeo. Real good treats.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Um, excuse me?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Cherry winks, cherry cheesecake, cherry tarts. We struck up a conversation, being orchard folk and all.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: So you told her about Sweet Apple Acres?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yes.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Did you tell her why you weren't going back?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: No, 'cuz it was none of her business!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Ooh... Can you please slow down?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Is it because I made it rain on you that one time?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: No!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Help!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Is it because you were insulted when I gave you that book on organized orchards?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: NO!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Is it because you were insulted when I insulted your hair?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: No, no, NO! I'm not telling you why, so just-	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: STOP!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, girls, we seem to be striking out.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: That's 'cause we're playing too nice.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Yes. Desperate times do call for desperate measures.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: It's time to call in the big guns.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Hey, Applejack. Need some help?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: You promise not to ask me any questions?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I promise.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Have you ever had a cherrychanga? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherrychanga.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well, no wonder, because I made it up myself! A cherrychanga is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried. Cherrychanga. Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a chimicherry. Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherrychanga or chimicherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimicherrychanga! What sounds the funniest? I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is 'kumquat'! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say 'kumquat' all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And 'pickle barrel'! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel, pickle barrel, pickle barrel! Say it with me! Pickle barrel, kumquat, pickle barrel, kumquat, pickle barrel, kumquat, chimicherrychanga!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: No! Make it stop, make it stop!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: The only way to make it stop is for you to spill the beans!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Never!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Alright, alright! I'll tell everypony what's goin' on! Just please stop talkin'! But... can it wait 'til tomorrow at breakfast? I'm plum tuckered out.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Tomorrow, huh? I don't know...	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Do you Pinkie promise?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: [sighs] I will tell you the whole truth at breakfast. Pinkie promise.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I'm glad we're finally gonna get some answers from Applejack.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, maybe.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Don't worry, Rainbow. She's gotta 'fess up after making a Pinkie promise.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Nopony breaks a Pinkie promise!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Applejack! [slightly distorted] You Pinkie promised!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Applejack, come back here!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Giddy up, fellas, I gotta get the heck out of Dodge!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: She's gonna get away!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no, she won't! Look, girls!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Follow that stagecoach! Oh, we have you now!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Whoa! What the hay?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Pull over!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hey! Cut that out! Whoa! [to coach ponies] I'll pay you double to outrun them.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: We'll pay you triple to slow down!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I'll pay you quadruple to leave them in the dust!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: That was rude!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Get them! Get them!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Come on, Fluttershy!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Hyah! C'mon, y'all! Go, go!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Applejack, you broke your Pinkie promise! Apologize!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Pinkie, I did not break my promise!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Wha?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: If y'all reckon back, I told you that I would tell you everything at breakfast. But I didn't come for breakfast. I couldn't come to that breakfast, not if it meant telling y'all what happened.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well, I... I...	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: I'm sorry, Pinkie, but I can't tell y'all the truth. I just can't!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well I heard a "sorry" in there, so that'll have to do for now. I'll get a real apology later. Rarity, catch me.
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow, go back!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: No time! They knew what they were getting into!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yes. Hyah!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yee-haw!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Coach ponies: [in unison] Lady, you're trouble.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Ha, try and catch me now. Oh, nuts.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Not so fast!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Fine. Now you know.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Know what?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Well, just look!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I am. You won an amazing number of ribbons, just like Miss Jubilee said!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Don't you get it? There's every color of ribbon down there. Every color... but... blue. I came in fourth, third, even second, but I didn't win one first prize, and I certainly didn't win any prize money.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: But the telegram said you were gonna send money.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: That's why I came here. I wanted to earn some money. After that big old send off Ponyville gave me, I just didn't have the nerve to come home empty-hooved. I couldn't come home a failure.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, you're not a failure.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: And we're your friends! We don't care if you came in fiftieth place! You're still number one in our books.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: So... you're not upset or disappointed?	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy & Twilight Sparkle: Nn-nn.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: But what about the mayor? I don't think I can face her and tell her I didn't get that money to fix the broken roof.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: Applejack, we can always find a way to fix that hole in the roof. But if you don't come back, we'll never be able to fix the hole in our hearts.	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [sniffles] Darn it! Now you got me acting all sappy!	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Dear Princess Celestia,	
The Last Roundup	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: It's a tad easier to be proud when you come in first than it is when you finish further back. But there's no reason to hide when you don't do as well as you'd hoped. You can't run away from your problems. Better to run to your friends and family.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [yawns] Who could that be? It's still dark!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: C'mon, Fluttershy! Cider season's about to start!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [squee] [shrieks] Oh, where are we? What's the rush?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: The rush? Don't you remember what happened last year? Or the year before that? Or pretty much any cider season ever?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Um, well, uh-	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie. She always ends up ahead of us in line, and then they always run out of cider!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I guess I-	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Gee, Rainbow Dash. It looks like a few other ponies had the same idea.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh, gosh, Pinkie. I love your new style.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Who are all these ponies?!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and camp out, so I told a few others about it, and they all thought it was a great idea too, and now it's just a big old cider party! Woo-hoo! Oh, gosh, that's a lot of ponies. Hope they don't run out before you get any.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Isn't this exciting, Spike? Opening day of cider season!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Spike: Yeah! That means it's only thirty more days 'til sapphire season!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [through megaphone] Attention, everypony! Cider season is now officially open!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Heh. Sorry, everypony! That's it for today!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Ponies: Awww.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Surprise, surprise. You ran out again!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Caramel: Yeah, you always run out!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: For the record, I don't mind-	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Why can't you make enough cider for all of us? Or at least for me!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Hold on, everypony. We've done our best to improve supply this year-	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Caramel: You always say that!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: And it's always true. But Apple family cider is made with love and integrity, and only the highest quality apples in Equestria. Sorry, but that recipe takes time.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: If y'all just be patient, we'll have plenty more tomorrow.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: She's right, y'know! You can't rush perfection! And this year's batch was perfection!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Uh, Pinkie Pie-	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: What in Equestria is that?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: Well you've got opportunity In this very community	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: He's Flim	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: He's Flam	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be And that's a new world, with tons of cider Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: So take this opportunity	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim & Flam & Crowd: In this very community	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: He's Flim	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: He's Flam	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers Traveling salesponies	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim & Flam & Crowd: Nonpareil	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: I say, our mode of locomotion	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: But my brother and I have something most unique and superb Unseen at any time in this big new world	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: And that's opportunity	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: The unbelievable	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Unimpeachable	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Indispensable	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: I-can't-believe-able	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: What d'you say, sister?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Crowd: Oh, we got opportunity In this very community Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam With your Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Crowd: Opportunity, in our community	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Ready, Flim?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Ready, Flam?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: Let's bing bang zam!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Watch closely, my friends!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: The fun begins!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Feel free to take a sneak peek!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Now wait, you fellers, hold it! You went and over-sold it! I guarantee that what you have there won't compare For the very most important ingredient Can't be added or done expedient And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best  So whaddaya say then, Apples?  Care to step into the modern world And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: We're saying you've got	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim & Flam & Crowd: Opportunity In this very community He's Flim, he's Flam We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: Yeah!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: You got a deal!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Not so fast! No way no how that machine matches up with the care we put in our cider!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: But if it really does work, we could make everypony in town happy!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I just don't know, y'all. We've always made cider the same way.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Big McIntosh: Eeyup. Huh?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: We'll sweeten the deal. You supply the apples...	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: ...We supply the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: Then we split those sweet sweet profits...	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: ...Seventy-five...	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: ...Twenty-five.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Deal-	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Hold on. Who gets the seventy five?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Why, us, naturally.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: And, we'll throw in the magic to power the machine for free.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Cider sales keep our business afloat through the winter. We'd lose Sweet Apple Acres if we agreed to this.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: So? What'll it be?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Big McIntosh: No deal.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Hmph. Very well. If you refuse our generous offer to be partners, then we'll just have to be competitors.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: You wouldn't dare.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Oh no?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Don't you worry, everypony! There'll be plenty of cider for all of you!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: [quietly] Once we drive Sweet Apple Acres out of business.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: What?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Still worried about Flim and Flam?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Spike: Granny Smith says they were just blowing hot air.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I'm not so sure. They sounded mighty serious when they threatened to run us out of business.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: That's it! Last cup!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Oh, for Pete's sake!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: C'mon back tomorrow, everypony!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: What seems to be the problem here?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Oh my, oh my, out of cider again?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: What have we here? Who'd like a cup?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Don't worry, everypony, we've got the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to make more in an instant!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: You can't sell that cider! That's made from Apple family apples!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Is this some kind of cruel joke?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Don't worry, everypony, there are plenty of apples in Equestria. We'll find some others and make more cider than all of Ponyville can drink!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: We'll make more cider than you could ever imagine!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Now, it ain't about the speed, young'un, it's about quality.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Who cares how good the cider is if I never get to drink any?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Oh, look at these poor, dissatisfied ponies.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Ponyville is Sweet Apple Cider country!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Our cider speaks for itself!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Let's put it to the test!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Anywhere, anytime!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Well, that's enough now.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: With our machine, we can make enough cider in one hour to satisfy this entire town!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: We'll do it in 45 minutes!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Easy, Apple Bloom, easy.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: What's the matter, Granny Smith? Chicken?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: What did you call me, sonny?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: If you're so confident in your cider, then what's the problem?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Tomorrow mornin', right here!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: But I'm afraid we haven't any... [spits] ...apples.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: You can use our south field! It'll be worth it to teach y'all a thing or two about cider making!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim	Excellent:  we have a bet. Whoever produces the most barrels in one hour wins the exclusive right to sell cider in Ponyville.
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: And after we beat ya, I don't never want to see you bambahoozlers around here again!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Until tomorrow.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, Applejack, I know you'll win tomorrow!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: We'd better, 'cause if we don't, we're gonna lose our farm.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack? Are you sure this is such a good idea?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Me 'n' the family are... one hundred percent confident... in our cider making capabilities.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: And besides, nopony calls Granny a chicken.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: [through megaphone] Attention, everypony!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Well, good luck.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Thanks, Twilight. We'll need it.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: [through megaphone] The teams have one hour to produce as much cider as they can, after which the barrels will be counted and the winner will be named the sole cider provider for all of Ponyville!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: Are both teams ready?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Ready!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: Ready!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: Then let's... go!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Ugh, bad 'un. Good 'un! Bad 'un...	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Great job, y'all! We've already filled an entire barrel!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: I'll bet you those guys don't even have-	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: What?!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: C'mon, Apple Bloom, focus! We gotta forget those guys if we're gonna have a chance of winnin'!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Sorry, sis! Better keep up, Granny, we're fallin' behind!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Egh... [sniffs] Good 'un... Ugh, bad 'un...	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Rest when it's over, Big McIntosh! Ride! Ride!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rarity: This is just dreadful. Even at top speed the Apples are only making one barrel to the twins' three!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Um, Miss Mayor! Are honorary family members allowed to help in the competition?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: Well, I'm not sure... Flim, Flam, would you object to honorary family members helping?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Are you kidding?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: We don't care if the whole kingdom of Canterlot helps. It's a lost cause.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: Hm, I guess it's okay. Applejack? What do you think?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I think I'd love to have the rest of my family helpin' out.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rest of main cast: All right!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, everypony, we're not gonna let those smooth talkers take our friend's farm.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rest of main cast: Yeah!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, help Applejack with the trees.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Got it.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, you're on apple catching detail.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Yessir, ma'am, sir!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, you've got a discerning eye. Help Granny Smith at the quality control station.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Of course.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, do you think you can help Big McIntosh press?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: In my sleep!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Alright, everypony, let's save Sweet Apple Acres!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rest of main cast: All right!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Over there, Apple Bloom! Don't miss them!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Right behind you, Pinkie Pie!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Good 'un, bad 'un, bad 'un, good 'un...	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Lovely, horrid, horrid, lovely...	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Based on these figures, we're making five barrels for every three of theirs!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Keep it up, everypony! We're back in this!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: [spits] Come on, brother, we've gotta pick up the pace!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Right, uh, double the power!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: We've gotta try something else!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: I've got it, brother of mine.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Well done, Flam! We're at top productivity!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: C'mon, Rainbow Dash, keep grinding!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: We don't have time for quality control if we wanna win this thing!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: [yelps] Get back, you! One bad apple spoils the bunch!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Applejack, help me!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: There's no point in winnin' if we cheat!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: We'll just have to work harder! C'mon, everypony!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: All right then, double time!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: Time's up!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I'm proud of you, Applejack.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Integrity like that will always be... rewarded.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Mayor Mare: Flim and Flam win!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Wh, wh-	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: We... lost?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Daww, too bad, Apples.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Guess you'll just have to find a new line of work that doesn't match your names quite so... perfectly.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Now should we tear down all these tacky old buildings and put up new ones, brother?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: I don't see why not, brother. After all, this isn't Sweet Apple Acres anymore. How about 'Flim Flam Fields'?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I ought to press you into jerk cider!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: No, Rainbow Dash. A deal's a deal.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Congratulations to y'all. The cider business in Ponyville... is yours. C'mon, Apples. Let's go pack up our things.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Fear not, everypony, there's more than enough cider to go around.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Go ahead, everypony. Go on, y'all. It's okay.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Drink up, Ponyville! Down the hatch!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Cherry Berry: I can't get the taste off my tongue!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Drops: Mine's got rocks in it!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Comet Tail: I wouldn't pay one cent for this dreck!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: You wouldn't pay even one cent?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Crowd: No!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: How about two cups for one cent?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Crowd: No!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim and Flam: [mumbling to each other] Two bits for a barrel?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Crowd: NO!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: [nervous noises] It looks like we've encountered a slight... problem here in Ponyville.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Nopony wants our product. Next town?	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flam: Next town. Let's go, Flim!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Flim: Let's go, Flam!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: They're gone.	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That means Sweet Apple Acres is still in business!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Caramel: Plus we can have high quality Apple family cider!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Because of this silly competition, we've made enough of our cider for the whole town!	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Dear Princess Celestia,	
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I wanted to share my thoughts with you. [clears throat] I didn't learn anythin'! Ha! I was right all along! If you take your time to do things the right way, your work will speak for itself. Sure I could tell you I learned something about how my friends are always there to help me, and I can count on them no matter what, but truth is, I knew that already too.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Rarity. Hey, Pinkie Pie. What are you looking at?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash! Isn't she the most daring devil? I mean, the most devilish darer? I mean-	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: She's dazzling!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Ooh, yeah, that's a good word. She's dazzling!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no, oh no, oh no!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Ai yi yi yi yi!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rarity & Pinkie Pie & Twilight: Oohh.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: So much for dazzling.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [muffled] Is she gonna be okay?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: [muffled] Oh, I'm so worried!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [muffled] Is her face gonna stay that way?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Awwww.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: How is she, doctor?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: She's going to be fine. Luckily she has friends like you who got her over here in a jiffy.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Huh, how long do I need to lie here? I've got things I need to do!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: Well, that all depends on your recovery, but I'd say a few days minimum.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: You guys have gotta get me out of here! I'm gonna climb the walls!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Ooh, just like a spider! [to Doctor Horse] Did the crash somehow give her super-duper spider powers?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: Nnnno, nor did it give her amazing healing powers. She needs to stay in bed for a few days.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Few days? Might as well be a few months, or a few years!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: It's not so bad, Rainbow Dash.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: I bet the chow in here is hoof-lickin' good.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: And the hospital gowns, they...match the curtains!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: And look! You have a roommate!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: What's this? 'Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone'.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: No thanks. I so don't read. I'm a world-class athlete. Reading's for eggheads like you, Twilight. Heh, no offense, but I am not reading. It's undeniably, unquestionably, uncool.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Is she serious? Who doesn't like to read a bang-up tale from time to time?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Why, a good book is almost as magnificent as silk pajamas on a Sunday morning, heh!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Reading is for everypony, Rainbow Dash!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Yeah! I love reading, and my head isn't even close to the shape of an egg! It's more the shape of an apple, or maybe an orange, but a big orange! More like a grapefruit really...	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Nurse Sweetheart: All right, my little ponies. Rainbow Dash needs her rest. You'll have to come back tomorrow.
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: I think you'd like Daring. She's a lot like you. Adventurous, fierce, and undeniably, unquestionably, unstoppable.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: ...to get to the other side! Get it? Never mind...	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [sighs] [unenthusiastically] "As Daring Do trekked through the tropical jungle, the wet heat sapped her energy and slowed her every step. If only she could escape this oppressive atmosphere and fly up into the cool blue sky. But her crash landing in the jungle had injured her wing and she was grounded for a few days. Few days... it might as well be a few months, or a few years!" Huh. I'm right there with you, sister.
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] "The mosquitoes buzzed loudly. The macaws cried from the high trees. Yet all of these distracting noises were not enough to cover the sound of the predators following her every step."
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [voiceover, steadily getting more excited] "Safely landing on the other side, Daring finally allowed herself a moment to breathe. She turned around to find herself face to face with the long lost temple that she had sought tirelessly for over sixty days and nights!"
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: I hate to admit it to myself, and would really hate to admit it to my friends, but... I love this story! I, I... I love reading! I'm an egghead.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] "The smell of decay and danger hit Daring Do as she peered into the dimly-lit entrance of the ancient temple."
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Daring Do: Phew!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle: Hi, Rainbow Dash!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Uh, hey, guys...	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: We thought we'd come and cheer you up!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: We brought your favorite board game!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: We know how much you like to win!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: You go first, Rainbow Dash!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [short nervous laugh] No no, you first.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Alright, uh... cloud three.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Aw, shucks, you... rained on my cumulus, heh. Go again!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Um... sky five?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Whoa, you found my seagull.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Uh... cloud two?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: But Rainbow Dash, you, you didn't even get a turn.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: You win some, you lose some.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: But you don't lose some. I don't think you've ever lost a game of-	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [yawns] Thanks for coming!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: But yesterday you were desperate for things to do!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Glad we could... cheer you up?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Alright then.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: "Daring Do stood at the entrance to the central temple chamber."
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] "At last, she was face-to-face with the legendary sapphire statue!"
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Daring Do: Hmm, there must be a pattern here. What do all these animals have in common? Ah-ha! These animals are all predators... except... rats! Phew!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Ahuizotl: [with Pinkie Pie's voice]: Hello, Rainbow Dash!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: How's our patient doing today?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Ugh, we need to get some fresh air in here. You're lookin' sweatier than a pig wrangler on a summer's day.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Uh, well, guys, thanks for visiting, but-	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Nurse Snowheart: Okay, now, dinner time for Rainbow Dash.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh, just in time. I am sooo hungry.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Oh, well, don't mind us, Rainbow Dash.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Yeah, just go ahead and eat up.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Uh, on second thought-	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Uh, we'll see you tomorrow, Rainbow Dash, aheh...	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [spits] "'You thought you could evade me and capture the relic for yourself, but you are sadly mistaken, Miss Do.'"
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Whoa! Who is this dude?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Daring Do: [pants] You won't get away with this, Ahuizotl!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Ahuizotl: But I already have.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Daring Do: [exasperated sigh] Not again...	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: [echoing] Rainbow Dash?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: [muffled] Rainbow Dash? [normal] Rainbow Da-ash!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: H- oh, good evening-	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: Morning.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: -morning. Doc.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: Have you been up all night?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: Well, I'll be quick. Congratulations, Rainbow Dash, we're checking you out of the hospital.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: No. Right now!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Right now?! 'Right now' right now?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: 'Right now' right now.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: But I don't feel better!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: Now take it easy, Rainbow Dash. Remember to stay off that wing for a week.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: How will I ever find out what happens to Daring Do?!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Is Ahuizotl going to get away with the statuette? What's gonna happen to Daring?! Ah-ha! Twilight has a copy of the book! Uh, but I can't ask her after I called her an egghead and all...	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Ugh, this is making me sick all over again!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Owww... [grunts in pain unrealistically] Oh, the pain... the pain!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: Rainbow Dash! What are you doing here, a-anything wrong?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Well, uh, my wing! It's still hurtin', Doc. Oh, ouch! Right there.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: I was touching your good wing.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Uh, right. Well, I think that one's hurting now too.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: [chuckles] I think I know what the trouble is. A severe case of lazy-itis.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: B-But, you got me all wrong, Doc! I'm not being lazy!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: You're fine, Rainbow Dash. Give it some time and you'll be right back in the swing of things.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Nurse Sweetheart: Good day, Rainbow Dash.
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Nurse Snowheart: Take care!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: What am I gonna do? I'll never get to sleep without knowing what happens to Daring Do! ...Which may not be such a bad thing...	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Daring Do: Feels like the harder I struggle, [grunts] the tighter the ropes get!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Others: Spider [with "Fuzzy Slippers"'s voice]: Help! Burglar, burglar!
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Fuzzy Slippers: Someone's trying to steal my slippers!
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: I'm not trying to steal your slippers, I'm trying to steal this book!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Nurse Sweetheart: Stop, thief!
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Hey, nopony invited me!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Huh! Hasn't anypony heard of beauty sleep?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Doctor Horse: Rainbow Dash, what in the world is going on? Why are you stealing slippers?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Night Watch: Hey, get back to the hospital!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: What's all the ruckus?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Mmm, I'd say it's more of a fracas than a ruckus.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: What's going on, Rainbow Dash?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [sighs] I'm an egghead.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rarity: Pardon?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: See, I was trying to get back into the hospital to finish the last chapter of-	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: -'Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Statue'!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: You got me.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, I knew the book was good, but I didn't know it could drive a pony to petty theft!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Good? Try awesomely amazing. That book is undeniably, unquestionably, un-put-down-able! But then I had to put it down; I was sent home before I could finish it.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'm glad that's all this is about.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: There's no reason to go around causin' a ruckus-	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Fracas!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: ...causin' a fracas just because you like to read.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Like I said, I have every book in the series, and you can borrow them all, any time you like!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh, thanks, Twilight. I'm sorry I made such a big deal about all of this. I thought reading was just for smart ponies like you.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, just because you're athletic doesn't mean you aren't smart!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Reading is something everypony can enjoy, if they just give it a try.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I get it. I shouldn't knock something until I've tried it.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: That's a great lesson, and it would make a great letter to the Princess.	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [to Spike] Didja get all that?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Yeah?	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Daring Do: [takes deep breaths] Another day, another dungeon!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Daring Do: I'll take that!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Ahuizotl: Huh? Wha-? Noooooooo!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Daring Do: Better luck next time, Ahuizotl!	
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] "And so, with Ahuizotl defeated, and the sapphire statue secured..."
Read It and Weep	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: "...The world was safe and sound once again, thanks to Daring Do!" [sighs in admiration] 'Daring Do and the Griffon's Goblet'. Awesome!
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Hmm... I just don't feel like it's quite finished.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I know what you mean. If it's for Miss Cheerilee, it needs to be perfect. Hearts and Hooves Day only comes once a year, after all.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: I say we add a little more ribbon!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah. And just a tiny bit more lace.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: A few more hoof-prints.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Glitter! It could definitely use just a little more glitter!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Now that'll show Miss Cheerilee how much we care about her. Just have to get it to the Hearts and Hooves party at school.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: I think we're gonna need a bigger envelope.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Diamond Tiara: I like the red ones.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: It's lovely. And so... big!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: We just wanted to let you know that we think you're the best teacher in the whole wide world! And we think you're super! And that we love you so so much! And we want you to have the best Hearts and Hooves Day-	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom & Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Ever!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Thank you so much, girls. I love it. I really do.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I'm sure it's nothing compared to the gifts you've gotten from your... very special somepony.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Oh, I don't have a very special somepony at the moment.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Really?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: How could somepony as amazing as you not have a very special somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: It's alright, Sweetie Belle. I have lots of good friends and wonderful students who care about me very much. I'm gonna have an absolutely terrific Hearts and Hooves Day. Alright, everypony, who's ready to play "Pin the Heart on the Pony"?
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: If anypony deserves a very special somepony, it's her.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Uh, you all right?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I'm more than all right. I've just come up with the best idea ever. We're gonna find Miss Cheerilee a very special somepony.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: That is the best idea ever.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: [singsong voice] Tooold yooou!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: So what are we waiting for? Hearts and Hooves Day is almost over! Let's get out there and find somepony special for Cheerilee already.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Yeah!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Let's do it!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Now it can't be just anypony. Miss Cheerilee is one of the best mares in Ponyville. She deserves to have one of the best stallions as her very special somepony.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Cheerilee is sweet and kind, She's the best teacher we could hope for. The perfect stallion you and I must find One to really make her heart so-o-oar. But... This one's too young, This one's too old. He clearly has a terrible cold.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Hay Fever: Achoo!
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: This guy's too silly. He's way too uptight.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Persnickety: I say!
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Well nothing's wrong with this one, He seems alright...	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: How 'bout this one?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: He's much too flashy.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: He might do!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: If he weren't so splashy!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Too short.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Too tall.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Too clean.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Too smelly.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I don't think that we're mistaken, It seems all the good ones are taken.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I really feel that at this rate, We'll never find the perfect date.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom & Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle: Don't wanna quit and give up hope!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Oh please, oh please oh please say-	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Nope.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: We did it girls, We've found the one, Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Lemme get this straight. Are you talkin' 'bout my brother?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Sweetie Belle is right. Big McIntosh is the perfect match for Miss Cheerilee. He's really nice, super hard-working.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Hmm... but he's also pretty shy. He's never gonna ask Miss Cheerilee to be his very special somepony.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Maybe he doesn't have to.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Huh?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: If we can get Big Mac and Miss Cheerilee in a really romantic setting, I bet she'll ask him.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Sounds like a plan to me.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: So? What are we waitin' for? Let's get out there and create the perfect date!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom & Scootalo & Sweetie Belle: Yay!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Flowers. Don't forget the flowers.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Oops. I'm on it!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: [gasp] They're coming! This is gonna be perfect. Miss Cheerilee is gonna have the best Hearts and Hooves Day ever.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: With her new very special somepony.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Hi, girls.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom & Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle: Hi, Miss Cheerilee.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: So you three said you needed help identifying a tree you found here near the gazebo?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: [dryly] That's an apple tree.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Is it?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Oh, sorry, big brother. We went and fixed up the gazebo all on our own. See?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: As long as you're here, why not have a bite to eat from this romantic-looking picnic? Oh gosh, seems like there's only room for two.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I guess we'll just be goin' then.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: You really think this'll work?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Of course it will work. They're perfect for each other.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Beautiful day we're having.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Any big plans for tonight?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Nnnope.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Oh, come on, Miss Cheerilee, ask him to be your very special somepony.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: [gasp] Ohmigosh, look.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Big Mac...	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: You have something stuck in your teeth.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Aw, come on!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Well this has been... strange.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: I need to get going, but it's always great running into a good friend.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Yup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: [sigh] Do you think it just wasn't romantic enough?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Maybe it was too romantic.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: [sigh] Either way, we failed.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: [sigh] There's gotta be somethin' else we could- UGH!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh my goodness, I didn't even see you there. I'm so so sorry.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Aw, it's okay, Twilight. It was an accident.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I've just been reading the most fascinating book about Hearts and Hooves Day. Did you know that this holiday got its start because of a love potion?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Did you say... a love potion?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: That's right. It even has the recipe.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I... don't suppose we could borrow that book for a little while, do ya?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Of course you can. I have another book here that I think you'll-	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: [giggling] Take a tuft of cloud	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: A bright rainbow's glow	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Stir with a Pegasus feather-	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Hey!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Fast, not slow.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Serve to two ponies who aren't in the know.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: I feel kind of bad trickin' my brother and Miss Cheerilee this way.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: What's the problem? We all agreed these two are perfect for one another.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Yeah, they just need a little nudge.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: And what could make them happier than being together, right?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Right!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Oh, oh, here they come.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Hiya, Miss Cheerilee.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Hello again, girls. Hello, Big Mac. Would you three like to tell us why it was so very important that we meet you here-	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Punch!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Excuse me?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Punch! We made punch. We were gonna set up a stand and try to sell it but, heh, we needed somepony to taste-test it first.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Yup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: I'm very sorry about this. I mentioned to the girls that I don't have a very special somepony, and I believe they're putting us in these awkward situations because they've decided it should be you.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: I suppose we should just humor them for a moment. This punch does look delicious.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I think they're gonna drink it.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: To good friends!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: They're drinking it. They're drinking it!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: They're looking into each other's eyes.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom & Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle: [giggling] They're about to be in for a big surprise!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Big Mac?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Yup?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Will you be my very special somepony?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: YES!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom & Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle: [singsong voice] He's her special somepony! She's his special somepony!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: He's my special somepony.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeeeeyup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom & Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle: Aww!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: He's my shmoopy-doopy sweetie-weetie pony pie.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: You're my shmoopy-doopy sweetie-weetie pony pie.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Did he just say-	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: You're my cutie-patootie lovie-dovie honey-bunny.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: You're my heartie-smartie smoochie-woochie baby-waby.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Big Mac! Hey! Hello! What's going on?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Miss Cheerilee, are you alright?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: I have a special somepony. A kissy-wissy snuggy-wuggy sugar bear.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: I think we may have given them too big of a nudge.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: You're my cuddly-wuddly boopsie-woopsie pumpkin pie.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo: Eugh!!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Ya think?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: What have we done?! My brother's actin' like a grade-A goofball!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Maybe we added too much rainbow.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Or maybe not enough cloud.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Or maybe... uh-oh.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Whaddaya mean, "uh-oh?!"
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: We might not have given Big Mac and Miss Cheerilee a love potion. We may have given them a love poison.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: What?!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Apparently, some prince a long time ago whipped up this recipe and gave it to this princess he liked. He meant it to be a love potion, but things didn't turn out so well.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: How "not so well" did things turn out?
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Well, there's something here about a dragon, the kingdom falling, chaos reigning... Okay, apparently it was all because the prince and princess were so lost in each other's eyes that they couldn't perform their royal duties.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Great! We've not only turned Big Mac and Miss Cheerilee into a couple of nonsense-spoutin' nincompoops, we may have put all of Ponyville in jeopardy!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Come on, Apple Bloom. Miss Cheerilee and Big Mac don't have any royal duties.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: But they still got responsibilities. If we don't fix this... Oh no, Miss Cheerilee won't be able to teach. Big Mac won't be able to harvest any apples, and before you know it... Ponyville will be overrun with uneducated little ponies starvin' for apples. Oh, it'll be chaos! It'll be chaos!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: There's an antidote!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Well, why didn't you say so? Didn't you see me gettin' all panicked back there?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: If we can keep Miss Cheerilee and Big Mac from looking into each other's eyes for one full hour, the love curse will be broken.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Only an hour? Pfh, we can pull that off in a second.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: You take the first sip, snuggle-wuggles.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: No, you take it, schnoodle-dumplin'.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: No, you, shnooky-lumps.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: No, you, pookie-pie.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. I'm all for romance, but this has been going on for hours. What's happened to these two?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: [nervous chuckle] Who knows?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Well, these lovebirds will probably be planning a wedding soon. I can always use the catering business.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: A wedding! That's it! Miss Cheerilee and Big Mac should get married!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: How is gettin' hitched gonna keep them apart?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: They aren't really gonna get married. They're just gonna get ready to get married.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: [chuckle] No, you, biscuit-wiscuit bear!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Nope, you, huggy-wuggy snuggy bunny!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Hi, Miss Cheerilee, how are you?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: I have a very special somepony.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: I have a very special somepony.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Yeah, we noticed.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Gosh, you two are so in love, the next thing you know, you'll be getting married.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee and Big McIntosh: Married?!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: That's right. Maaarriiied.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee and Big McIntosh: Married...	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: [gagging] Ugh!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: 'Course, if you're gonna get married, you wanna pick out a really nice diamond for your - ugh! - shmoopy-doopy, uh, pookie-pie.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Diamond!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: [distressed] Shmoopy!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Don't you think you should start looking for your wedding dress? You'll wanna look your best for your... [straining] honey-bunny snuggle-baby.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Oh! Dress!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Now we just need to keep them apart. I'll keep Miss Cheerilee occupied. You two do the same with Big Mac.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: No problem.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Meet you back at the clubhouse in an hour when this whole mess is over.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: This one looks nice. Better try it on though.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Ten minutes down, fifty minutes to go.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: No.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: No.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Not that one either.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: No.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Too... shiny. No. You know, somethin' less... shiny.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Karat: Mmm.
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Miss Cheerilee deserves the best. How much time is left? I'm runnin' out of ways to make diamonds sound bad.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: We still have twenty five minutes.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: [sigh] [anxious] Where's my brother?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Karat: He made his purchase and departed out the back. Said something about needing to see his... shmoopy-shmoo.
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Ugh.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Okay, I'll see what I can do to slow him down. You go on to Carousel Boutique and warn Sweetie Belle.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Huh-	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: What's wrong? Where's Apple Bloom? Where's Big Mac?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: On [gasp] his [grunt] way. Gotta [grunt] keep him [gasp] out of boutique.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Huh?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Move away!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: He'll get to her! He's too strong!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: Let him go!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Shmoopy-doo- Whoa!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: [sigh] I sure am glad you found those shovels.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: One more minute and the spell will be broken!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Shmoopy-doo!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Sweetums?!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Shmoopy-doo!	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Aaaa-	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Oh, please be normal, please be normal.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Am I wearing a wedding veil?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Are you sitting on a feather bed in a hole in the ground?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Girls! Can you explain why I look like I'm getting married at the bottom of a pit?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: We may have given you the teeny-tiniest bit of love potion... that may have turned out to actually be a love poison, and you may have gone just a teeny-tiniest bit nutty.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: But we only did it because we thought you and Big Mac would be really happy if you could be each others very special someponies on Hearts and Hooves Day.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Our hearts and hooves were in the right place.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: We appreciate that you care about us and want us to be happy but-	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: But no matter how good our intentions might have been, we shoulda never meddled in your relationship.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Scootaloo: Nopony can force two ponies to be together.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Sweetie Belle: It's up to everypony to choose that very special somepony for themselves.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom & Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle: We're sorry.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: And you can think about how sorry you are while you're doing all of Big Mac's chores at Sweet Apple Acres. Does that seem like a fair punishment to you?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom: Hey there, Miss Cheerilee! What are you doin' here?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Cheerilee: Since you three are doing all of his chores, Big Mac and I thought we'd have a picnic at the gazebo. Ready, sugar bear?	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Big McIntosh: Eeyup, pumpkin pie.	
Hearts and Hooves Day	Meghan McCarthy	Apple Bloom & Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle: [gasp] NOOOOO!!!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Let's do this!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Nailed it!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Morning, DaisyJo! You here to pick up some cookies to go with your milk?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	DaisyJo: Oh ya, Pinkie, don'tcha know?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well, Mrs. Cake just baked a fresh batch of your favorite oatmeal.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	DaisyJo: Mooo, sounds delightful!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh, Rose, your Calla lilies look even better than last year! I bet you'll take first prize at the flower show again.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Rose: Thanks, Pinkie! Would you like one?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Absolutely! [chomps] Looking fit as a fiddle, Mr. Waddle, and you're wearing my favorite tie!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Mr. Waddle: Mr. Aw, shucks, Miss Pinkie, you flatterer you.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well, happy birthday, Cheerilee.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cheerilee: Thank you, Pinkie.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Happy day-after-your-birthday, Zecora!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Zecora: What a lovely hi, Miss Pinkie Pie!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And Miss Matilda, happy birthday to you... in one hundred and thirty two days!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Matilda: Pinkie Pie! How do you remember everything about everypony?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: 'Cause everypony's my friend and I love to see my friends smile!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!) And I am here to say (How ya doin'?) I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day It doesn't matter now (What's up?) If you are sad or blue (Howdy!) 'Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: 'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile Yes I do It fills my heart with sunshine all the while Yes it does 'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I like to see you grin (Awesome!) I love to see you beam (Rock on!) The corners of your mouth turned up is always Pinkie's dream (Hoof bump!) But if you're kind of worried And your face has made a frown I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: 'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin Yes I do Bust it out from ear to ear let it begin Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin And you fill me with good cheer	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: It's true some days are dark and lonely And maybe you feel sad But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad There's one thing that makes me happy and makes my whole life worthwhile And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I really am so happy Your smile fills me with glee I give a smile I get a smile And that's so special to me	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: 'Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam Yes I do Tell me what more can I say To make you see That I do It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam Yes it always makes my day	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Come on everypony smile, smile, smile Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine All I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir and Pinkie Pie: Come on everypony smile, smile, smile Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine All I really need's a smile, smile, smile From these happy friends of mine	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Choir and Pinkie Pie: Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Come on and smile Come on and smile	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I've never seen you before.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Kid, you're smarter than you look.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Thanks! I'm Pinkie Pie. What's your name? "Property of C.D.D." I'm guessing that last "D" is for "Donkey".
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Quick as a whip, kid.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Now, how 'bout that "C"? Hmm... Calvin? Calhoun? Caleb? Carl? Carmine? Carlo? Charlie? Chester? Chico? Claudio? Cletus? Clifford? Coraline? Cornelius? Cortez? Crank? Christopher-?
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Cranky! It's Cranky, alright?!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And your middle name?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: [mumbles] Doodle.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: [quickly] Doodle.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: One more time...!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: [sighs] Doodle.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [gasps] So you're a Cranky Doodle Donkey?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You're a Cranky Doodle Donkey guy. A Cranky Doodle Donkey. I never met you but you're my new friend and I'm your best friend Pinkie Pie!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: C'mon now, Doodle, give a smile!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Nopony calls me Doodle!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: What just happened? Meet somepony new, check. Introduce myself, check. Sing random song outta nowhere, check. Become instant best friends... uncheck. I don't get it. How can somepony not become instant best friends with me? Was it something I said? Was it something I sang? This is no time for the blame game, Pinkie! There's somepony new in town, and you need to win him over! 'Try everything you can to make Cranky smile and be your friend'... Check!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Alright, Pinkie. If you're gonna win Cranky's friendship, you're gonna have to bring your A game! Let's do this. Howdy-doody, Cranky Doodle! So, uh, are you moving to Ponyville, Cranky?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: What gave you the hint there, kid? The cart full of stuff, maybe?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well, I'd be happy to show you around. It's the least a new friend can do.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Listen, kid, I traveled around Equestria my entire life. I've made many friends. I don't need any more.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Gosh! I could never have too many friends!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Well, why don't you go and make some more?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: But I don't need to go when I can stay and make friends... with you.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Look, kid, y-	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh, Cranky, you can call me Pinkie. All of my friends do.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Look, kid, I came to Ponyville for some peace and quiet and privacy, to be alone with my memories. All I want is to get to my new home and unpack my stuff.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ooh, what does this bauble do?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Don't touch that!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ooooooh, what's this?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Please, don't!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oooh, look at these!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Eeeheeeheee!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Pinkie! Keep your hooves off my wagon!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Okay, Cranky. [gasps] [quickly] I promised not to touch your wagon, so I brought one of my own! I use it to welcome folks!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Who'd'a guessed?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: [groans] Let's get this over with.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: That's the spirit!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Welcome welcome welcome A fine welcome to you Welcome welcome welcome I say how do you do? Welcome welcome welcome I say hip hip hurray Welcome welcome welcome To Ponyville today	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Wait for it!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Noooo!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh, silly me! I must've put the confetti in the oven and the cake in the confetti cannons! Again! [giggles] [chomps] Mmm, still delicious! Try some, Cranky, it's sure to make you smile.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Oh, where is it, where is it?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Where's what? [yelps] Spider! Big hairy spider!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Stop, stop, stop!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh. Was that your wig?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I can fix this, I can fix this! [through megaphone] Hey, everypony! Does anypony have a toupee?!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: This donkey is really, really, bald!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [through megaphone] What's so funny? This is serious business, everypony! Cranky needs a new wig to cover his hairless head!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: I have had enough!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh, you're losing him, Pinkie. Wait, Cranky! Please, let me make it up to you!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: No!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Ladies, this is a spa emergency. Cranky needs help, STAT.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Hi, Cranky! I have a gift for you!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: The spa treatment was gift enough.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: It's not going to explode or anything. Promise. Just open it! It's a new toupee! I had my friend Rarity make it. She calls it the "dreamboat special".
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: This is wonderful. Thanks, kid.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: He's starting to warm up, but still no smile. Hmmm.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Hey! Whatcha doing there, ol' buddy ol' pal?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: What's it look like?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Looks like a yard sale. I'll give you two bits for this!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: I'm not selling, kid. I'm unpacking.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well, why didn't you say so?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: I thought I had.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: This is so pretty! Where'd you get it?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Manehattan. Now put it down, gently.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Really? What were you doin' there?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Trying to find a friend.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oooh, I'm always trying to find friends, and today I found you. See how good I am at it?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: This was a special friend.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Like me?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: No, you're extra special, kid.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [to herself] Yes! I'm in! [to Cranky] Woow, where in Equestria did you get this, Cranky?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Fillydelphia.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: It's awfully pretty.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Yes, she was.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Huh?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: I mean, it was- I mean, it is. Yes, it's pretty. Now put it down!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I wonder where Cranky got this. Huh. Will you look at that? Hey, Cranky! Can I ask you about-	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh no!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: What did you say-ayayayayay! What have you done?!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: There! Uh, all better?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: No, not all better, all soggy!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry, Cranky!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Oh, you're sorry! Well, then, everything is fine!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: ...It is?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: No! It isn't! Listen to me, kid, I will never be your friend!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Never, or never-ever?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Never, ever, ever, ever, ever!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: That's four 'evers'. That's like... forever!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I just can't believe it. Cranky said he would never forever be my friend. It was horrible.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I know this is hard for you, Pinkie, seeing that you're friends with everypony, but you just have to accept that Cranky is gonna be an exception. He just... doesn't want to be bothered.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, he doesn't want to be bothered by your over-the-top super-hyper antics.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: No, no, it's okay, Twilight. I get what you're saying. What you're both saying. And I guess... I can leave Cranky alone. ...Right after he accepts my apology!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Cranky!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: No! No! Leave me alone!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Wait! I understand that you don't want me as a friend!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: No, I don't!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: So I just wanted to say 'I'm sorry'!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Fine! You said it!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: But do you accept my apology?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: No!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh, Cranky! Please accept my apology! Please!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: No!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: But I'm really, really, really...	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: ...really, really...	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Phew!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: ...really, really, really... ...really, really, really... ...really, really, really... ...really, really, really, really... [continues saying "really", speed increases until] ...sorry!
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Cranky, please, please accept my apology! I'd do anything to make it up to you!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: But there's nothing you can do! You ruined my book! You destroyed all I have to remember her by!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Her? Her who? The special friend?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [muffled] Cranky? It's me again. I understand that you don't wanna be my friend or accept my apology... Before I leave you alone forever, I have something to at least try to make up for ruining your book.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: No, I don't want it, kid! Anything you would give me is sure to lead to some sort of disaster!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Matilda: [muffled] Goodness, you really are cranky.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: It can't be... Is it really you?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Matilda: It can, and it is.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Matilda! But how?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Matilda: Pinkie.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: But... I never told you about her!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You didn't have to. I put two and two and two together and it added up to Matilda.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: What?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well, when you were talking about your souvenirs, you said something about trying to find a special friend! And y'know, I wasn't just born yesterday. Nuh-uh! My birthday isn't for another seventy five days!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Huh?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And then, in your scrapbook, there was a flower, an old ticket, and a menu from the Grand Galloping Gala! And I knew I recognized all these things.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: But how could you have ever seen them before?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Matilda: Because I also have them in my scrapbook.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And I'd seen them in Matilda's book!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Oh, Matilda. The night we met at the Gala was the most magical night of my life.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: [voiceover] I couldn't wait to see you again. But when I came to your room the next day, you were gone.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Matilda: [voiceover] Didn't you get my note?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: [voiceover] No, I never got it. Ever since that day I've gone from town to town to town, searching all over Equestria for you...	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: ...Until finally I gave up. I came to Ponyville to retire from my search.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Matilda: I was living in Ponyville the whole time. I always hoped that some day you would come and find me... Doodle.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Uh. Matilda? Nopony calls him Doodle.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Nopony... but Matilda. Mmm.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: So does this mean that you accept my apology?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Yes, Pinkie, I accept your apology, and I am honored to call you my friend.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [explodes like a firework] Woo-hoo! This is just fantastic! Ooh, now we can hang out together and chat and sing songs and [gasps] party! Oh, I have to throw you guys a big party! It'll be called the 'Welcome to Ponyville/I Found My Lost Love/I'm BFF's with Pinkie Pie' Party! ...Or maybe something less over-the-top and not so super-hyper.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Pinkie, we're eternally grateful to you. But... Matilda and I just want to spend some time together in peace and quiet.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Oh. Um, but we're still friends?	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey: Pinkie, you went way, way, way out of your way to make me happy. Of course we're friends.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Great!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Dear Princess Celestia,	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: There are many different kinds of friends, and many ways to express friendship. Some friends like to run and laugh and play together. But others just like to be left alone, and that's fine too. But the best thing about friendship is being able to make your friends smile.	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: He had a Cranky Doodle sweetheart She's his cranky doodle joy I helped the Cranky Doodle boy, yeah! I helped the Cranky Doodle boy!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Cranky Doodle Donkey and Matilda: Pinkie!	
A Friend in Deed	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Whoops, privacy. Sorry.	
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Lunch time! Who's hungry?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Here you go, Angel bunny.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Okay, Mister Picky-pants, you win. Carrots, lettuce and apples, yum-yum-yum!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: What? But... Well then, what will you eat? I'm not sure I can even make that. Well... I don't want you to starve... Oh, are you sure I can't tempt you with a nice crisp piece of-
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [sighs] I'll make your special recipe.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Hmm, let's see. Asparagus. Excuse me, um, I think you just stepped in front of me? Excuse me, I think you made a mistake? You see I was actually here first and-
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Lucy Packard: Sorry, didn't notice you there.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I know.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, pardon me, sir-
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Sand Trap: Yes, what?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I think you just cut in front of me.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Sand Trap: A cut of celery? But- this is the asparagus stand!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I said [into ear trumpet] I think you just cut in front of me.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Sand Trap: Ohoh, no need, dearie, I'm already in front!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I noticed.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Turf: I was like uh, well-
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Hey!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Others: Would you mind moving back? You're in my personal space.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: But-
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Others: Seriously? Do you need your asparagus so badly? Get a life.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, okay. There's no rush.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Fluttershy, you mustn't let them treat you that way.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, it's-it's really no big deal...
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: It's bigger than big. It's double big. You are a pony with a problem.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: What problem? Oh, go right ahead, Pinkie Pie. You first.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Right there! That's the problem.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: You've got to stop being such a doormat.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: A doormat?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: A pushover, darling. You've got to stand up for yourself, promise us.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, okay. I promise. Oh! Good!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, that's okay, I don't mind.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Watch and learn. Hold it right there, Mister small and handsome.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Gizmo: Uh, who, me?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, of course you. Nopony ever called you handsome before?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Gizmo: Uhh, that'd be a big no.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, well, they should! How about flexing some of your muscles for me? [gasps] Oh, my heavens! Do you think a strong, handsome stallion such as yourself could give my friend the last asparagus?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Gizmo: [mumbles] Nuhh.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: See, that's not so hard, is it?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Um... I guess not.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Alright then! What else is on your list?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Let's see... I also need tomatoes.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Here you go.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: [clears throat] That'll be two bits. Not one.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, but last week, it was only one bit.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: That was then, this is now.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, okay. I don't wanna argue about it.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: What do you think you're doing?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: Mindin' my own business, maybe you should try it.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Two bits for tomatoes is outrageous. One bit is the right price.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: I say it's two bits.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: One bit.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: Two bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: One bit!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: Two bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: One bit!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: Two bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Two bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: One bit!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Two bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: One bit!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: I insist it's two bits or nothing!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Roma: One bit and that's my final offer!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Have it your way, one bit it is!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: See? Asserting yourself can be fun!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I guess you're right!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: So, Fluttershy, do you feel like giving it a try?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Um... okay. [to self] I need that cherry. [to Crafty Crate] Boy, am I glad you have one cherry left. You see, I'm making this special meal for my bunny Angel. He's a very picky eater, and the recipe calls for a cherry on top.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Here you go.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: So, you say you need this cherry 'very badly'.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, yes, I'm desperate for it!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: Then it'll be ten bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Ten?! Oh, hey, mister handsome, I know you wanna do the right thing because you're handsome and strong, and big, handsome, strong guys are always nice to everypony, right?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: Ten bits for the cherry.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Ten bits for one cherry's outrageous! I insist on paying you... eleven bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: Eleven bits?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Umm...I mean, nine bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: Er, now wait a minute.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Okay, twelve bits, but that's my final offer!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: I think you're confused.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: It's twelve bits, take it or leave it.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: Okay, I'll take it!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Don't give him your money! One cherry is not worth twelve bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: But... I was only doing what you did.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: It was a valiant effort, but you should refuse to give him your business and just walk away.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: But... I can't let Angel starve! He won't eat it unless I make it just right! I need that cherry no matter what it costs!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: In that case, twenty bits!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Twenty?! Oh, but, I don't have that much!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: Then why're you wasting my time?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Lemon Hearts: I'll give you two bits for that cherry!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Crafty Crate: Sold! Eh, tough break, kid. Next time, don't be such a doormat.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Ta-da! Here you go, Angel. Sorry there's no cherry on top, but the rest of it is exactly what you wanted. Angel? [sighs] Look at me... I really am a doormat. "The incredible Iron Will turns doormats into dynamos. Assertiveness seminar today, hedge maze centre."
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: [kissing] Welcome, friends! My name is Iron Will, and today is the first day of your new life! I wanna hear you stomp if you're tired of being a pushover!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Stomp if you're tired of being a doormat!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Stomp if you wanna pay nothing for this seminar!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: That's no joke, friends. Iron Will is so confident that you will be one hundred percent satisfied with Iron Will's assertiveness techniques, that if you are not one hundred percent satisfied, you. Pay. Nothing. But I pity the fool who doubts Iron Will's methods! You don't doubt me, do you?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Meadow Song: Uh-uh, no sir...
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: That, my friends, is your first lesson. "Don't be shy; look 'em in the eye."
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Now, to demonstrate that Iron Will's techniques will work for anypony, I'm gonna need a volunteer.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: You in the back row!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Who, me?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Yes, you! Iron Will wants you onstage!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [gulps] Uh, well...
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Now!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [whispering] Okay.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Whoaa! He's blocking your path. What are you gonna do about it?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Um, politely walk around him?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: No.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Gingerly tip-toe around him?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: No!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Go back home and try again tomorrow?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: No! "When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!"
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh! Sorry.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Don't be sorry! Be assertive! "Never apologize when you can criticize."
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Uh... next time, get out of the way before... I bump into you, 'cause... I totally won't be sorry when I do!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: You see my friends!? If my techniques can work for this shy, little pony, then they can work for anypony!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Okay, I feel good. I feel ready to "attack the day"
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Excuse me, Mr. Greenhooves, but I-I think you might be over-watering my petunias...
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: ...again.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: "Treat me like a pushover, and you'll get the once over."
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Greenhooves: Mr. Hm? Hmm... [coughs and sputters] Well, perhaps that is enough water.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Thank you. [excited giggle] I can't believe it worked!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Cherry Berry: Showpony business is tough.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Sweetie Drops: Go ahead, try one of your jokes out on me. I laugh at everything.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Cherry Berry: Okay, okay, okay. A donkey and a mule are stuck on a desert island...
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [clears throat] Excuse me? Would you mind moving your carts so I can pass?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Cherry Berry: Yeah yeah, in a minute, I just wanna finish up this story. And so the donkey says to the mule-
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: A-hemmmm, can you move? You're blocking my path.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Cherry Berry: Yeah yeah, in a minute! So the donkey says to the mule... [fades under] (Why don't we build a boat to get off this island? [laughs])
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: "When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!"
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Cherry Berry: ...and the mule says-
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Cherry Berry: Ugh! Easy does it, lady. We're moving, okay?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Good!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Who's next please? And what can I get for you today?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: What do you think you're doing?! Didn't you see me?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Shoeshine: Uh, I guess maybe.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: 'Maybe'? "Maybes are for babies!"
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Heyyy, look at you!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, your attitude is so feisty, it's fabulous.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Looks like that monster's workshop really paid off!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Iron Will's not a monster. He's a minotaur, and a true inspiration. His techniques really work.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Well, they've certainly made a difference in the way you carry yourself. You truly are a whole new Fluttershy.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Yes I am. And new Fluttershy feels pretty stoked about new Fluttershy.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: "You laugh at me, I wrath at you!"
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Bye, girls. What a day. Taxi! Oh no you don't. "Cut in line, I'll take what's mine!"
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Royal Riff: Aieeeeee! Ow...
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Nopony pushes new Fluttershy around! [screams] Nopony!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Old Pinkie Pie is not so sure new Fluttershy is such a good idea after all.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Old Rarity agrees.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: You got this, new Fluttershy! This day is yours! And nopony's gonna take it away from you! Am I right?! Right! What?! He's delivered the wrong mail, again!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Zippy: Oh-
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: And new Fluttershy does not want the wrong mail delivered to her cottage.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Zippy: Ohh, did I mix 'em up again? Sorry about that.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: "You apologize, I penalize!"
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Mr. Zippy: Oh!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Globe Trotter: Excuse me, do you know how to get to the Ponyville tower?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Globe Trotter: Oh, that's a shame.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [growls] "You make me lose, I blow my fuse!"
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Globe Trotter: Hey!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Fluttershy! What are you doing?! That's no way to behave!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Didn't you see what he did to new Fluttershy? And he thought new Fluttershy was a pushover!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: No, sweetie, he didn't. We saw the whole thing. We think that you've taken your assertiveness training a little too far.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: What?! You just want new Fluttershy to be a doormat like old Fluttershy! But old Fluttershy is gone!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: New Fluttershy? Old Fluttershy!?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: What happened to nice Fluttershy? We want that Fluttershy back.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: No, you want wimp Fluttershy. You want pushover Fluttershy. You want do-anything-to-her-and-she-won't-complain Fluttershy!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Nyaaaaah! Too many Fluttershys to keep track of! Make it stop!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Things getting too complicated for your simple little brain, Pinkie Pie?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Now, stop right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Why not? I thought 'petty' was what you're all about, Rarity. With your 'petty' concerns about fashion.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: [starts crying] Looks like nasty Fluttershy is here to stay!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [starts crying] I cannot believe what that monster Iron Will has done to you!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Iron Will's not a monster, he's a minotaur! [growls] [whimper] I'm the monster.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [knocks, clears throat] Fluttershy, are you in there?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: It's Pinkie Pie and Rarity!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [muffled] Go away! Go away before nasty Fluttershy strikes again!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, sweetie, we all said things that we regret.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: We did?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Shh.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: [muffled] Pinkie's right. I'm the only one to blame. [normal] But don't worry, I'm never coming out of my house again. Everypony will be a lot safer with me and my mean mouth locked away.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [muffled] Sweetie, [normal] Pinkie Pie doesn't blame you, nor do I. You just received some bad advice from that Iron Will character.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Yeah! He's the one that made you act super-duper nasty. What I mean is, there are other ways to assert yourself besides yelling at everypony.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Yes! [muffled] You can stand up for yourself without being unpleasant about it.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I-I'm not sure I can. I'm too far gone. Whenever I try to assert myself, I become a monster.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Oh, sweetie, you're not a monster.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: No, but he is.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Iron Will's my name, training ponies is my game.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: What a darling little catchphrase.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Your friend Fluttershy loved Iron Will's catchphrases. Word on the street is that she doesn't take no guff from nopony! So, Iron Will is here to collect Iron Will's fee.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy is in no shape to deal with that creep!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: [gasps] I'm sure a big, brave, powerful, and rich monster- I mean, minotaur like you doesn't need that money right away. You can afford to come back later.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Are you kidding? Fluttershy is overdue as it is. Iron Will collects now.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: Do something!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: We're not even sure Fluttershy is home right now. Uh, she might be off frolicking with some woodland creatures. Uh, why don't you give us some time to track her down for ya?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Iron Will does have some grocery shopping to do. Iron Will will come back this afternoon.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: But that's only half a day. We need one full day at least.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Iron Will will delay for half a day and no longer!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: A full day!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Half day!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Full day!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Half day!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Half day!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Full day!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: We need half a day and no more!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Well, you'll get a full day and no less!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie. See you tomorrow.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Wait, what?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Huh, sounds like the search won't be necessary. Iron Will collects now.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: But we had an agreement! You gotta come back tomorrow!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: "When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!"
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: [snorts] You were nothing but a doormat, and Iron Will turned you into a lean, mean, assertive machine! Now, pay Iron Will what you owe Iron Will!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Um, no.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: What did you say?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: No.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: As I recall, during your workshop you promised one hundred percent satisfaction guaranteed, or you pay nothing. Well, I'm not satisfied.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: What do you mean you're not satisfied?! Everypony has always been satisfied!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Well, I guess I'm the first then. But since I'm not satisfied, I refuse to pay. It's as simple as that.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: Ohh, are you... sure you're not just a little bit satisfied? B-because maybe... we could cut a deal. I-I mean we're both reasonable creatures, aren't we?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: I'm sorry, but no means no.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Iron Will: No means no, huh? Nopony's ever said that to me before. Huh... I gotta remember that one. That's a good catchphrase for my next workshop.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: You were amazing, Fluttershy! You totally stood up to that monster!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Rarity: In fact, you didn't change at all! You were the same old Fluttershy that we've always loved!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie: The one we missed!
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Don't worry, old Fluttershy's back for good. I'm sorry I took the whole assertiveness thing too far. Friends?
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Pinkie Pie and Rarity: Friends.
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Dear Princess Celestia,
Putting Your Hoof Down	Merriwether Williams	 story by Charlotte Fullerton	Fluttershy: Sometimes it can be hard for a shy pony like me to stand up for myself, and when I first tried it, I didn't like the pony I became. But I've learned that standing up for yourself isn't the same as changing who you are. Now I know how to put my hoof down without being unpleasant or mean.
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: [sighs] I made it for you, Rarity. Why, yes, it is an ice cream house. Chocolate fudge shingles... rocky road garage...	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Huh? Twilight?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, hi, Spike!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: It's the middle of the night! Why are you pacing like this?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Frankly, I don't know how you can sleep at a time like this!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Three A.M.?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: It's awful, it's horrible, it's tragic!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Eh... I don't understand. What's wrong?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Here. Now do you see what's wrong?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: We forgot to celebrate Arbor Day?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No, the problem is I just finished planning my schedule for the month, but I forgot to leave time to plan for next month! Don't you see? There's no time in my schedule to put together another schedule! I could move my meeting with the Ponyville Hay Board to the following Tuesday, but then I have to reschedule my lunch with Pinkie Pie, and you know what a nightmare she is with scheduling. This is an absolute disaster. My whole year could be thrown off!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: And I woke up from an ice cream dream for this...	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, my gosh, I think I did it! If I can find a way to read "The Art of Invisibility Spells" and "Thornhoof's Brief History of Canterlot" at the same time, that could leave me a half-hour scheduling window! Huh?
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Future Twilight Sparkle: Twilight, you've got to listen to me!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Future Twilight Sparkle: Twilight, please! I have a very important message for you from the future!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You're from the future?!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Future Twilight Sparkle: That's right, now listen-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What happened to you? The future must be awful.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Future Twilight Sparkle: Please! I don't have much time!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Is there some sort of epic pony war in the distant future or something?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Future Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm from next Tuesday morning, but that's not important right now!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe time travel is really possible! How did you, I mean, I figure it out?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Future Twilight Sparkle: The time spells are in the Canterlot archives. But that's not-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Really? Where? I've never seen them.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Future Twilight Sparkle: They're in the Star Swirl the Bearded wing. Now, you have to listen to-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Future Twilight Sparkle: I have something extremely important to tell you about the future, and I only have a few seconds, so you've got to listen! Whatever you do, don't-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: C'mon, Fluttershy! The party can't start until the party supplies get there!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [grunts] Happy to... help... but... can I carry... the balloons next time?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Listen, everypony! I've got something really important to say!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: This is no laughing matter! We have a crisis on our hooves!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I've just been visited by myself from the future!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: This isn't a joke! My future self tried to warn me about a horrible disaster that's going to occur sometime before next Tuesday morning!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Applejack: What kind of disaster?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I don't know! I got sucked back into the future before I could explain!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Run for your liiiiiiiife!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Rarity: What ever should we do, Twilight? How do we stop the disaster if we don't know what it is?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: We'll just have to work together to make sure we're safe. Rainbow Dash, you and the other Pegasi spread out over Equestria, and look for any kind of problem that could lead to a disaster, and I mean anything.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: You got it!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Everypony else-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Everypony else, time to disaster-proof Equestria!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Done, and done, and done. Applejack, what about the Everfree Forest?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Applejack: The perimeter's clear.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Great.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: And my team gave the all clear from Fillydelphia to Las Pegasus.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Excellent. Well, we've done everything on the list, but still... Future Twilight looked like she'd been through a horrible ordeal. I just have this nagging feeling we should be looking for something bigger than loose bolts and leaky pipes.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: What is that thing?!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That's Cerberus! He's supposed to be guarding the gates of Tartarus. But if he's here, then all the ancient evil creatures that have been imprisoned there could escape and destroy Equestria!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Destroy Equestria?!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah! Isn't it great? Hey, Cerberus! You look like you could use some obedience training! Magic obedience training!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Huh?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Who's the cute widdle three-headed dog?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, I knew you were good with animals, but this is amazing!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Aww, he's just a big furry guy who got out of his yard, that's all. Right, Cerberus? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [stops screaming] Yes, Twilight?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Do you have a ball I can borrow?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I have balls stashed all over Ponyville, in case of ball emergency.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [sing-song voice] Hey, Cerberus! Look what I have!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I'll be back as soon as I've returned him to the gates of Tartarus. Once he's back at home, there'll be no disaster.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: [yawns] I wish Twilight would go on epic adventures more often. Best night's sleep I've had in weeks.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Hey, Twilight. How'd it go with Cerberus?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Great. I got him back before any of the evil creatures could escape.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [yelps] Oh no!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: What's the big deal, it's just a 'lost dog' flyer. I guess the Princess hasn't heard we found Cerberus yet.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: It's not that, it's this!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: A paper cut? Come on, Twilight, you really need to toughen up. Just clean it out and you'll be fine.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The cut's in the exact same spot as the scar on future Twilight's cheek! We haven't changed the future at all! The disaster is still coming!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: If the disaster wasn't caused by Cerberus getting loose, then what could it possibly be?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: [laughs] I dunno, but maybe you ought to give the pacing a rest. You've worn a groove into the floor!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I don't have time for another one of your lectures, Spike! This is serious!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: My lectures?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I did everything I could think of to change the future. But it didn't work. So maybe it's not what I do... Maybe it's what I don't do!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Huh?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: If I stand right here and don't move a muscle until next Tuesday, I can't possibly do whatever it is that future Twilight wanted to warn me not to do!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Really? So... no matter what happens, you're not gonna move a muscle, huh? Then maybe you won't mind if I... eat an entire tub of ice cream!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [through gritted teeth] Spike, stop! Think of the stomach ache!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: [chuckles] Stomach ache, huh? That's future Spike's problem.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Hey, Twilight, another Pegasus just got back from Baltimare with an all-clear and- [laughs] What's going on? Aren't you gonna stop him?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: She sure isn't! In fact, she's not gonna move 'til next Tuesday! She thinks it'll prevent the disaster from happening!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [laughs] Oh, this is too rich. [gasps] Hey, Twilight! There's a mouse right behind you!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Oh no!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What happened?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! It was a total accident!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Show me.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Uhhh... I'm not so sure that's a-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Show me! Oh no! This is the same mane cut as future Twilight!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Y'know... it really doesn't look too bad...	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I don't care how it looks! It's just another sign that the future hasn't changed! Not doing anything didn't work either! Oh, I wish there was a way to know what was going to happen so I could stop it!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: You wanna see the future? I might know somepony who can help!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What's this?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: It's Madame Pinkie's place.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Madame Pinkie?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [spookily] Come... Enter the chamber of Madame Pinkie Pie... For the answers you seek, let us consult the mystical orb of fate's destiny... [normal] Do you like my mystical orb of fate's destiny? I just got it. Cool, huh?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, uh... best one I've seen.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [spookily] Look deep into the crystal ball... for soon it will reveal all! Ah, yes, I see something... It is a vision of the future... I see... you, Twilight. You will get a really cool birthday present next year...	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, and?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: That's it.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Are you sure?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Yep. Cool birthday present.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, I need your Pinkie Sense to tell me what the impending disaster is that future Twilight was trying to warn me about!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Oh, my fortunetelling has nothing to do with my Pinkie Sense, silly. It's only good for vague and immediate events.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Like that, see? Where did that even come from?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Lalalalalalala, lalalala... Gosh, I haven't seen Twilight since the flowerpot incident. Hope she still isn't mad. Uhhhh...	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Off by point zero two from yesterday. Carry the fifteen... Negative azimuth on the fourteenth moon...	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Hey Pinkie.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Twilight's really serious about finding out about that cool birthday present, isn't she?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Who cares? As long as I can keep eating ice cream. Sorry, future Spike.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: [to Twilight] Are... you okay?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ah, Pinkie, I'm glad you're here. Can you help me recalibrate the apertures on the nine-and-quarter catadioptric telescopes?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Sure!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: So I was thinking, after I came to see Madame Pinkie and the flowerpot landed on my head-see the bandage? Just like the bandage from the future...	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Nice!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I had an epiphany after that flowerpot. Doing things didn't work, not doing things didn't work, and I couldn't predict the future either, so I only had one other choice. Monitor everything.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Makes sense to me!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That way no matter what happens in the future, I'll be ready! I thought I saw something last night in the Horsehead Nebula, but after staring at it for three straight hours I realized, I was wrong!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Three hours? But when did you sleep?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I didn't sleep. I haven't slept since future Twilight was here. There are only three days left until next Tuesday, I can sleep all I want after that!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: You've been awake too long, Twilight.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Yeah. Tuesday's not three days from now, Tuesday's tomorrow!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Pinkie, did you finish recalibrating the apertures on the nine-and-quarter-inch catadioptric telescopes?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I have no idea!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ah! My eye!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Don't worry, Twilight, I have eye patches stashed all over Ponyville, in case of eye patch emergency. There! Now you look like a pirate! A sleepy pirate, with a really weird mane cut.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The eye patch...! Another sign! Nearly all the signs have come true! I haven't done a thing to prevent the catastrophe! If Tuesday's tomorrow, and the disaster happens by Tuesday morning, then there's only one solution. I'll just have to... stop time!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Okay, the Canterlot archives are right over there. Let's move!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Uhh... I don't think we need to sneak around, Twilight. It's not illegal to walk around Canterlot.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Guard! C'mon, you guys! [exhales] That was close.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: I dunno why we have to wear these things, either.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Aren't we wearing them for fun?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] No, there's nothing fun about this!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Oh... Are you sure?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Focus, guys! The only way to prevent this disaster is to stop time! Time spells are kept in the Star Swirl the Bearded wing, the most secure section of the archives. That's why we're sneaking around!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Awesome! That sounds fun!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] No, it's not fun!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Aww.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I still don't understand how sneaking into the archives is gonna help her find out about her birthday present.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] The coast is clear. Now slowly lift me into the window so we can- AH!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: [sighs] Let's get this over with.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Okay, if my calculations are correct, the Star Swirl the Bearded wing should be right... here.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Uh, Twilight?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] What is it, Spike?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Isn't this where we came in?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Cool! Can we climb in the window again? That was super fun!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I don't understand. It's supposed to be right here... How are we supposed to find it now?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Maybe we should ask somepony in the Star Swirl the Bearded wing?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Huh. How'd I miss that? Look at all those priceless magic scrolls. There are more than I ever imagined!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Twilight, the guard!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] What do we do, what do we do?!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Guard: Hey, Twilight, haven't seen you in a while. Let me open that for ya.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [chuckles nervously] Thanks!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Oof!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Oh!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Look! I look just like future Twilight... The last sign has come true!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: And that's bad, right?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Come on! It's almost Tuesday morning! The disaster could happen at any moment!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: But how do we find the time-stopping spell? There must be a million scrolls here!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I. Don't. Know!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Twilight, it's over! It's officially Tuesday morning.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Nnngh, no! Tuesday morning, the disaster! Incoming!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: I dunno, Twilight. I don't see any disasters. Looks like a pretty nice day.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Good morning, Twilight. Love the new hairstyle. Well, happy Tuesday!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Why isn't anypony surprised to see me sneaking around in here?! Is it possible there never was a disaster? That I've just been making myself frantic over nothing?!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: I don't get it. If future Twilight wasn't warning you about a disaster, then what was she trying to tell you?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [giggles] I don't know. But I do know one thing. I look ridiculous.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: Yeah, you do!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: And it's all because I couldn't stop worrying and let the future handle itself! Well, not anymore. From now on, I'm gonna solve problems as they come, and stop worrying about every little thing!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: That's great! Does that mean there won't be any more late night pacing?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No more late night pacing. If only I had learned this lesson a week ago, we wouldn't have had to go through all this.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Twilight, Twilight, I found something! It doesn't stop time, but it lets you go back in time. It says you can go back once, and it only lasts for a few moments. Does that help?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, you're a genius!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Woo-hoo!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Now I can go back and tell past Twilight that she doesn't need to go berserk with worry about a disaster that's never gonna come!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Twilight, you've got to listen to me!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Past Twilight Sparkle: Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Twilight, please! I have a very important message for you from the future!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Past Twilight Sparkle: You're from the future?!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That's right, now listen-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Past Twilight Sparkle: What happened to you? The future must be awful.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Please! I don't have much time!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Past Twilight Sparkle: Is there some sort of epic pony war in the distant future or something?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm from next Tuesday morning, but that's not important right now!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Past Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe time travel is really possible! How did you, I mean, I figure it out?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The time spells are in the Canterlot archives. But that's not-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Past Twilight Sparkle: Really? Where? I've never seen them.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: They're in the Star Swirl the Bearded wing. Now, you have to listen to-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I have something extremely important to tell you about the future, and I only have a few seconds, so you've got to listen! Whatever you do, don't-	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: -waste your time... worrying... about... Ugh! I can't believe I just did that!	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Did you tell her about the cool birthday present?	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Remember last week when future Twilight came to warn me about something? That was me trying to warn myself not to worry so much! Now I'm gonna spend the next week freaking out about a disaster that doesn't even exist! Ugh...	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Ah, don't worry about it. It's past Twilight's problem now.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [giggles] Huh, I guess you're right, Pinkie.	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Spike: [stomach growls] Ohhh... my stomach... I, I think it's all that ice cream... I thought the stomach ache would be future Spike's problem... but now I am future Spike. Ohh...	
It's About Time	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Come on, future Spike. Let's get you home.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: C'mon, Fluttershy, it'll be fun!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: There's nothing fun about dragons! Scary, yes! Fun, no!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: But Fluttershy, the great dragon migration happens only once in a generation! Do you really wanna pass up a chance like that?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Now that you put it that way, yes!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Aw, Fluttershy, we just don't want you to miss out.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Miss out on what? Dragons? Big, scaly, fire-breathing dragons?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Well... yeah!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Thanks, but... no thanks!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Look, Fluttershy, I watched that boring butterfly migration with you, so now it's your turn to watch the dragon migration with me! You owe me!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: I... said... no!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yeaagh! Ugh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Okay, I guess I'll let you off the hook this time.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] I don't see any dragons.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: [hushed] Me neither.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Me neither neither.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Shoot! You don't think we missed them, do you?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] No, I don't think so. We're just a little early, and I'm glad we are. This way, we can watch every moment of the migration without bringing any unwanted attention to ourselves!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Yoo-hoo! Well?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: What do you think? Am I the toast of the trench or what?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: [hushed] You'll be toast alright, when the dragons see you parading around in that getup.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] You look very nice, Rarity, but could you maybe look nice down here in the trench with us?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Nice is an understatement. I look fabulous! Who says camouflage has to be drab?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: [hushed] Ahoy, maties! Dragons ho!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Main cast: Oooh... Ahhhh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Wow, amazing!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Pfft, pretty lame move. Is that all they've got?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: [hushed] What do ya think of that 'move', Rainbow Dash? Still think they're lame?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [hushed] Uh, not so much. The word 'fierce' comes to mind.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: [hushed] And 'formidable'.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: [hushed] And 'super-duper scary'!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Yeah. Us dragons are definitely a force to be reckoned with.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [laughs] Yeah, right, Spike. That's one of the scariest aprons I've ever seen!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: What's wrong with wearing an apron? You won't be laughing when you spill blueberries all over your scales. Feathers. That's one tough stain!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: You leave him alone, Rainbow Dash! Spike's style is unique. He doesn't have to look like other dragons.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Or act like them.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: My little Spikey-wikey is perfect the way he is.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: I don't act like other dragons?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Oh, not even close!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: But why would you want to, Spike?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Yes. You've got something those dreadfully fierce dragons can only dream of.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: What's that?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: The cutest widdle chubby cheeks! Ooooo!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Cute?! Dragons aren't supposed to be cute! Right?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Oh, sweetie, you are turning the most delightful shade of red. It is most becoming.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Rrrgh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Oh, isn't he adorable when he waddles off in anger?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Waddle?! Rrrrrggggh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: What am I? Where am I from? Who am I supposed to be?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Uuugh! I don't know! For the last time, Spike, you were given to me as an egg. I don't know who found you or where they found you.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Seriously? That's all you know?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, Spike.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: That doesn't tell me anything about who I am! I need answers! I feel like I'm... I'm looking at a complete stranger. Oh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Spike. Why don't we do some late-night research? See what we can find out.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Really? You'd do that?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Of course! I'm sure we can find something.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Nothing. Nothing in this one either!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Nothing at all about dragons? This is getting ridiculous!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I know! It's hard to believe, but ponies know next to nothing about dragons. Apparently they're too rare and too scary to try to talk to or study!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: I wonder if dragons cry...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Aw, Spike.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: It's okay, Twilight. I'm gonna discover who I am if it's the last thing I do!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Yoo-hoo!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Waugh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Good morning!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Ya wanna join us for breakfast?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: That sounds great. I'm famished.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Count me out. I've gotta get an early start!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: An early start?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Yes! I'm going on a quest of self-discovery! I need to learn what it means to be a dragon! And the only way I'm gonna do that is to join the dragon migration!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle & Rarity & Rainbow Dash: What?!?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Spike, that's nonsense talk! I know that you're a dragon, but those dragons mean business! They're big, and tough, and scary...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: And I'm small, and meek... and I like to wear aprons. See? This is exactly why I need to spend time with them.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: All I'm saying is that you could get hurt.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Darling, this time I really do have to agree with Rainbow Dash. I don't want those big, ugly, nasty dragons to hurt one little scale on your cutesy-wutesy head!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: I'm sorry, but I've made up my mind.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Oh, uh, quick, do something! Stop him before it's too late!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Ngh! Hey! Give it back!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Hold it!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Whoa!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Aaagh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Really?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Don't tell me you think he should go?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Spike. I couldn't answer your questions. My books couldn't either. I understand why you want to look elsewhere. I truly believe you need to go on this quest. And we have no right to stop you.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: I suppose not.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I still say you're nutty, but hey, I've done lots of nutty things.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity & Twilight Sparkle & Spike: We know.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [under her breath] Rrgh.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Well then, I guess this is goodbye, Spike. We can't wait to hear about it when you return.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we hope your trip-	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Quest.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: -your quest answers some of your pesky "Who am I?" questions.
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Thanks, everypony. I know it will.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Goodbye, Spikey-wikey!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Go get 'em, big guy!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: We have faith in you!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: [through her grin] We're following him, right?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: [through her grin] Of course.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Ugh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Nngh...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Alright, teenage dragons! Now that's more my speed. And size.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I'm telling you, we'll never pass for a real dragon!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Oh, pish-posh! This costume is fabulous, one of my finer creations.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Shh! [hushed] We'll never pass if they hear three voices coming out of one dragon! Now come on, let's go!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Um, excuse me? Uh, hi. I'm Spike.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fume: You sure your name is Spike and not Shrimp?!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: No, it's Spike! I'm not, I mean, I'm sure about that...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Clump: You look more like Peewee to me.
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Clump: You fly in on your mommy's back during the migration?
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Not exactly...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fume: No, no, can't you see baby Spike just hatched? I bet he still sucks his claw at night!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: No, I haven't sucked my claw in months!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Well, if you weren't just hatched, how come we haven't seen you around before?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Oh, well, y'see, I live in Ponyville and-	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Hahaha! Ponyville? That explains it! I knew there was something vaguely pony-ish about you! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were part pony!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Who, me? I'm not part pony! I'm all dragon, see? Raar!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Or maybe you're a pony in a dragon costume.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: [deep voice] Aheh... yeah... hilarious.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Nnh, I am a real dragon!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Oh, yeah? Prove it.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Well... how?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: By acting like one! Who's up for a little belching contest?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: You think you can beat that, Peewee?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Teenage dragons: Huh?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: From the desk of Princess Celestia. Dear Spike, please te- Ha! Get this, guys! Spike's pen-pals with a namby-pamby pony princess!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] How can he just throw that away?! That letter could be something important!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: We can't worry about that now, Twilight. We're here to help Spike!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I know, I know!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: There's no reason to disrespect Princess Celestia that way!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Maybe tail wrestling is more your speed.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Uh...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Teenage dragons: Yeah!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Ready... go!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: The winner!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Good old tail wrestling...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: We can't let little Spikey-wikey wrestle one of them! He'll get clobbered!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Let's go! [deep voice] I challenge Spike to a tail wrestle!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Who's this weirdo?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fume: I think he's Crackle's cousin.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Crackle: BWAAGH!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Oh, that would explain it. Ready? Go!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Spike's the winner!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Nice going, little Spike! Maybe you are a dragon after all!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Yeah! Maybe I am!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Rainbow Dash, I can't believe your silly plan actually worked. Ow.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Alright, who's next?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Getting a little cocky, huh? I like that. So how about you wrestle... him! Go!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Whooooooooa!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: So, Spike, you haven't exactly proven yourself as a dragon yet, have you?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: But... I get an A for effort?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Huh, maybe. Let's see how you do in this next contest.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Whaaaaa! Oof! Wha! Oah! Oof!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: King of the hoard!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: This is my chance.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Not so fast!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Oof!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Clump: Whoa!
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: King of the ho- whoa! Oof! Uh! Nuh! Oof!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Looks like this is another fail for you, little Spike. Can't wait to watch you fail at lava cannonball, too.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Whoever makes the biggest lava splash is the ultimate dragon! Geronimo!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Nuh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Spike's on his own this time.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Clump: Cannonball!
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Guh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: What's wrong, Spike? You afraid the lava will hurt your soft pony hide?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Teenage dragons: Oooh...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Ugh... Was I... that bad?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: No, dude. That was awesome! No pony could live through a belly flop like that! [chuckles] You're one tough little dragon.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Spike, by belly flopping so hard, you have proven yourself worthy. I hereby dub you 'rookie dragon', and will now perform the initiation ritual. Rrrrgh. [chuckles] Now let's party dragon style!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Man, was that a great party.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Great? Huh, maybe by Ponyville standards. Stick with us, Spike. We still got plenty to teach you about being a dragon.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: I'm not going anywhere. The way I feel right now, I could hang out with you guys forever.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash & Twilight Sparkle & Rarity: Forever?!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Spikey-wikey is going to stay with these awful dragons? Forever?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no, this is terrible!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I should've stopped him back at the library when I had the chance!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: No, Rainbow Dash, this is all my fault! I encouraged him to go!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Y'know, Spike, I think you just might be ready for a real dragon raid.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: There's a nest full of phoenix eggs nearby, and we're gonna swipe 'em!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Clump: Aren't you totally psyched to go on this raid?
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Oh yeah, I'm excited. I mean, I'm psyched.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Alright then. Let's fly!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Uh, sorry, guys! I guess I'll meet you back here at the crater! After the whole raid thing's over? We'll totally hang then! Whoahoa!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Oh no, they took Spike! We've gotta go after them!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: [yelps] Rainbow Dash, stop! We can't fly!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: And you're ruining my fabulous costume!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry, but we gotta help Spike!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Well, we're just gonna have to hoof it!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Alright, Spike. Since you're our rookie dragon, you get to lure the parents away from the nest.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Heh... Lucky me...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Well go on, then!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Phoenix! I was hoping I could have a word with you? Um, I'd, um, like to ask you some questions actually...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: [hushed] We haven't got all day, Spike!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Hey, you bird brains! Come and get me!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: What the...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fume: The eggs have hatched.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Clump: What do we do now?
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: We take the hatchlings, of course!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Get 'em!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Ohh... Get them!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: [chuckles] Nnnghh...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Teenage dragons: Ugh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Nnngh, they got away! I hate that!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Teenage dragons: Oof!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Huh, what have we got here? What happened?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: They got away! Hey! You stole an egg?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Uh...	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Well, I guess the raid wasn't a total waste after all.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Nice going, Spike.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Clump: Well, what are you waiting for, Spike? Smash it!
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Smash the egg?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Clump: Yeah!
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Fume: Yeah, throw it on the ground as hard as you can!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Teenage dragons: Yeah! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: No! It's just a defenseless egg, like I was! And I'm not gonna let you hurt it!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: What did you say?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: I said no.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Nopony's gonna lay a claw on him!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: That's right!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Fighting's not really my thing, I'm more into fashion, but I'll rip you to pieces if you touch one scale on his cute little head!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Ooh, scary, hehe! Spike, are these namby-pamby ponies your friends?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Yes, they are. And they're better friends than you could ever be. Now, if you don't back off, you'll see what us ponies do when confronted by a huge group of jerky dragons.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Garble: Oh, yeah? [snorts] What's that?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Run away!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Nyuh!	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Phew, that was a close one. Thanks, you guys.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Of course. What are friends for?	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: You're more than friends. You're my family.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Seeing the great dragon migration made me wonder what it meant to be a dragon. But now I realize that who I am is not the same as what I am. I may have been born a dragon, but Equestria and my pony friends have taught me how to be kind, loyal, and true! I'm proud to call Ponyville my home, and to have my pony friends as my family.	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Yours truly,	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Spike	
Dragon Quest	Merriwether Williams	Spike: Aww. [chuckles] Hey, welcome to the family, Peewee! Stick with me. I've got plenty to teach you about being a pony.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Calling all Pegasus ponies! Meeting tonight!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Flitter: [reading] "Mandatory meeting for all Ponyville Pegasi."
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Library, tonight. Be cool or be mule. No offense.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Mule: None taken.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: All right, go on in, find a seat. Ohh... You too, Fluttershy. Come on, let's go.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Film announcer: Every living thing depends on the life-giving nourishment of rainwater, and it is up to Cloudsdale to provide rain-filled clouds to every corner of Equestria. But how, one pony might ask, does Cloudsdale gather all this extra water? Tornado power! That's right, Pegasi-driven tornado power. A team of Pegasi combine their wing power to create a jumbo tornado, powerful enough to pull water out of the local reservoir and funnel it all the way up to Cloudsdale. Remember, Pegasi, your jumbo tornado must reach a minimum of eight hundred wing power to lift that water up to Cloudsdale. So, the next time you're wondering "Where does all that extra rainwater come from?", just remem-
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Uh... intermission?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: So, here's the scoop. Cloudsdale has chosen our own highland reservoir as a source of the rainwater they need for all of Equestria. And you know what that means. It means it's up to Ponyville's Pegasi to bring that water up to Cloudsdale.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Not only that, but Spitfire, captain of the Wonderbolts, will be here to oversee the water transfer and record our top tornado windspeed. Now last year, Fillydelphia broke the windspeed record with a top speed of nine hundred and ten wing power. But I think we can do better. I think we can get a top speed over a thousand!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: ...if each and every pony trains, and trains hard to get their wing power numbers up.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: That coughing better be from a popcorn kernel, Thunderlane. Nopony's getting sick on my watch. So, are we gonna train hard?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Pegasi: Yeah!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Are we gonna be strong?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Pegasi: Yeah!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Are we gonna be fast?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Pegasi: Yeah!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Record-smashing fast?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Bulk Biceps: YEAH!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Who's with me?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Stretch those glutes, Flitter! Nice flexibility, Cloud Chaser. A... little too much flexibility, Blossomforth. Uh, somepony give Blossomforth a hoof. Let's see some faster trotting, Thunderlane! Good pace, Silverspeed! [blows whistle] Keep it up! We're gonna need all the wing power we can get to break that record!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Good work, everypony! [under her breath] Everypony except Fluttershy.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [knocking] Fluttershy? I know you're in there! You're avoiding tornado duty and I want to know why! Fluttershy, open-	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy, what happened to you?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Oh, you poor thing. You know, there's only one cure for pony pox.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I know, plenty of bed-	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Cold water! Those pony pox are clearing right up.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Oh, y'know, all of a sudden, I'm, I'm starting to feel better. [laughs nervously] I'll just get out of these robes and- ow! Oh, my wing, oh, ow, it's hurt. I guess I can't fly after all-	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Messed up wing, huh? Stop horsing around, Fluttershy. We've got a lot of training to do. Come on now, what's going on?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Well, y'see, uh, well... Oh, Rainbow Dash, I just can't do it! I can't fly!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: What are you talking about? Just last week you went into that wicked nose dive to save that falling baby bird right before it hit the ground!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: But that was different, that was an emergency! This whole tornado thing, it's more like a performance, and you know how I hate performing in front of others. Don't you remember flight camp? I couldn't gallop hard or fly fast, not with everypony looking at me!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: It wasn't that bad.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: You're right, Rainbow Dash, it wasn't bad. It was horrible!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: [voiceover] The other foals used to tease me, a lot!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I just can't risk that sort of humiliation again.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Suck it up, Fluttershy! This is no time for- I mean, confidence or no confidence, I'm gonna need every Pegasus to break the record, including you. I need every ounce of wing power I can get.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Oh, I-I don't think so, Rainbow Dash...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Thanks anyway.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Wait. I'll do it.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: You will?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I will.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: You're game?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I'm game.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Alright!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Cloud Chaser: What exactly does this machine do?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: This is an anemometer. It measures your accelerative velocity and translates it into wing power, thus gauging your cumulative H2O anti-gravitational potential. Any other questions?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Flitter: Yeah. [to Spike] What exactly does this machine do?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: It tells you how fast you're flying and how strong your wings are.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Pegasi: Ohhhh... Okay... I see...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Is that you again, Thunderlane? Please, we need to have a germ-free environment.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Thunderlane: It wasn't me, it was Blossomforth.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Don't worry, Twilight. Thunderlane's just cooking up an excuse to spend tornado day in bed. Why don't you get over here and be our first test flyer, Thunderlane?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: We have 9.3 wing power.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Pegasi: Wow! That's fast!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Bulk Biceps: YEAH!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: 16.5 wing power!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Now listen up! If each of you can get your numbers up to at least 10.0 wing power by the end of the week, we'll no doubt set a new tornado speed record. We'll be number one!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Foals: [echoing] Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy can hardly fly...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Tell her!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [hushed] No, you tell her!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] No, you!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Um... great job, Fluttershy! You measured, uh, uh, .5.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: .5? Isn't that like... less than one?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Ow!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy, wait! So some punks poked a little fun at you and you got stage fright, big deal. You aren't gonna go quit just because of that, are you?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: [crying] Yes!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: But I need you!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash, I just [between sobs] don't have the courage right now...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: [sniffles] Oh, thank you, but I'm afraid a couple of little acorns won't solve my big flying problem.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I tried, but you should've seen those ponies laughing at me...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I know it's important to have confidence in myself...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Yes, yes, I do remember. The river was swelling...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: ...and you were scared...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: ...yes, I did tell you to never give up... and to believe in yourself. You're right, my friends. I shouldn't give up. I will get my confidence up and show everypony that I am a good flyer! A great flyer!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: That's wonderful, Flitter. Much better than yesterday.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: This is crazy awesome! We're gonna smash that record!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: What did he say?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Do I look like I speak squirrel?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: What's that?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: 2.3? 2.3?! That has to be some kind of mistake! I worked so hard!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, that's a huge improvement!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: You did awesome, Fluttershy.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: No, I didn't. I thought I'd gotten over my nerves, but they still got the best of me! There's no way I'll fly with 10.0 wing power tomorrow!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: So you won't fly with 10.0 wing power. Every bit counts!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: How would you feel if everypony else was flying with 10.0 wing power and you were flying with 2.5?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Actually, it was only 2.3, and- ow!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Well, uh... I'd feel... um...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Exactly! Humiliated! [between sobs] I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash, I just can't do it!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: It's okay, Rainbow Dash, you've still got plenty of wing power for your tornado. You'll be able to lift tons of water up to Cloudsdale!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [sighs] If only there was a way to lift Fluttershy out of the dumps.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Are we ready to do this?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Look!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Lazy Thunderlane! Where is he?! He's been trying to get out of tornado duty the whole time with his fake coughing and all. Rumble, where's your lazy brother?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rumble: He's got the feather flu. He's down at Ponyville Hospital.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: But he's not the only one.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Let's see, with those eight sick Pegasi out with the feather flu... [gasp] Oh no!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Don't tell me we won't be able to break the windspeed record?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: No...	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Phew!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: ...You might not have enough wing power to create a tornado powerful enough to lift the water to Cloudsdale!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: Well, should we pack up?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: No. Of course not. Forget the record. Cloudsdale still needs water! Okay, everypony! Let's give it all we've got! On the sound of the horn, we take off!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: You think they're gonna make it to eight hundred wing power?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: I sure hope so! One hundred and fifty wing power. Two hundred and fifty wing power. Five hundred wing power!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Seven hundred and fifty wing power!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Twilight!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy! What are you doing here?!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I figured... if I couldn't help Rainbow Dash with the tornado... the least I could do was offer moral support!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: She could sure use it, considering eight Pegasi are sick with the feather flu!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Oh no! That's terrible news!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Yaa- oof!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Are you okay?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: [muffled] I'm fine!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you were so close to the eight hundred wing power minimum! I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Rbbbb- We've got to try again!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: But you've pushed your crew to their limit already!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: If you break apart again, somepony could get hurt! You should quit, it's not safe!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: No! One more time! I've gotta know we gave it our all! If I'm going down, I'm going down flying! C'mon, ponies, let's make this happen!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Bulk Biceps: YEAH!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, here we go... One hundred wing power! Two hundred! Five hundred!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Stay in position! Flap those wings! Faster!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Seven hundred! Seven hundred and fifty wing power!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: [yelps] They fell apart right after this!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Oh, I'm too nervous to look!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: C'mon! Just a little harder! I can see the water trying to funnel through!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Seven ninety five! We are so close! Fluttershy, they need you up there!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: I won't make a difference!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: You can make a difference!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: My measly 2.3 wing power is still too little!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spike: It's sticking at seven ninety five! I don't know if they've got any more in 'em!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: Do it for Equestria! Do it for Rainbow Dash! Do it for yourself!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: It's moving! She's doing it! Seven ninety eight! She surpassed her best wing power number!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: No!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Serenity: What was that?
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Slipstream: I think it was Fluttershy!
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Twilight Sparkle: She did it! She did it! They all did it!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Whoa, girl, take it easy!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Whuh, what? Did we do it?	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we did it! You did it!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash: Ah!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Flitter: Great job, Fluttershy, that was awesome!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Cloud Chaser: Yeah, we couldn't have done it without you.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Spitfire: Nice job, Rainbow Dash. You may not have set a new record, but you showed a lot of guts.	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Rainbow Dash: Thanks, but if you wanna talk guts, then you've gotta give it to my number one flyer, Fluttershy! Let's hear it for Fluttershy!	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Hurricane Fluttershy	Cindy Morrow	Fluttershy: Sometimes you can feel like what you have to offer is too little to make a difference, but today, I learned that everypony's contribution is important, no matter how small. If you just keep your head high, do your best, and believe in yourself, anything can happen.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Can you believe Featherweight got his cutie mark? Featherweight! Before us!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Snips: Great cutie mark, Featherweight!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Snails: [chuckles] Looking good!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: I give up...	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: I've got it! The answer to all our problems!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: The Foal Free Press? How's the school paper gonna get us our cutie marks?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Granny Smith: Move your caboose!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Uh-oh. That's Granny Smith. Gotta run!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Maybe there's something to this newspaper idea.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Guess it's worth a shot...	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Apple Bloom. Your newspaper idea was nothing but a big bust.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: We tried everything, from papier-mâché to making birds' nests, and nothing worked.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: What's so funny?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: What I meant was, we should write for the paper! We can get our cutie marks as journalists!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: Okay, class, see you tomorrow! Oh, for those of you who want to join the newspaper staff, stay here, because we're meeting right now!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Cutie marks in journalism!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Such a good idea.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: Welcome, everypony. Now, as you know, our editor-in-chief graduated last year-	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Oh, oh, oh, ohohohoh!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: Yes?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: What's an editor-in-chief?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: Good question, Sweetie Belle. I like those reporter's instincts. The Foal Free Press is a student-run paper. I'm only involved as an adviser, so the editor-in-chief is the pony in charge, from choosing the stories to making sure it gets to press on time. Now, as I said, we have a new editor this year!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Students: Diamond Tiara?!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Hm.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: I'll leave you alone now to discuss everypony's assignments. Have fun!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Alright, listen up. The Foal Free Press is a joke.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Students: Huh?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Nopony at this school takes it seriously. Well I, the editor-in-chief in charge, am going to deliver us to newfound glory!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Truffle: Yay!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: First things first. Where's the staff photographer? Get out there and document everything. I'll decide what's important.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: The rest of you, I want hard-hitting news and interesting think pieces. No more Namby-Pamby stories like last year's editor.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Ruby Pinch: But Namby-Pamby was a great editor.
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Well, there's a new regime now, and I want juicy stories. The juicier, the better! Now get out there and report!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Let's get out of here, girls. Maybe we can try packing boxes again.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: But this could be our last chance to earn our cutie marks! If we really are supposed to be journalists, isn't it worth a little grief?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: I guess you're right. We can take a little bit of Diamond Tiara for a lifetime of cutie marks.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: C'mon! Let's go get these marks!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: [voiceover] My first story's going to be an exclusive interview.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: [voiceover] I saw a brand new nest of baby birds the other day. I bet our readers would eat up a sweet story like that!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: [voiceover] Granny Smith has all sorts of great stories! I reckon I'll do a piece on the history of Ponyville.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: I hope you've got something, because everything so far is unusable. "Baby Birds Born"? "Rarity's Hot New Hat"? "Ponyville: The Early Years"!? Oh! I don't know what you call this, but it sure isn't news!
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: We just... thought...	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Get something else on my desk by the end of the day, and it better be juicy!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Now what? Do you know what I had to do to get that story?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Oh, you don't even wanna know what I had to sit through.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Snips: Oh! Get it off me, Snails!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Snails: Eh, you get it off me, Snips?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Snips: Aah! Stop it! You are making it worse! Nah! Oh, great.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Snips: Aah!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Snails: Get it off! Get it off!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: [giggles] Hey, Featherweight, c'mere! [giggles] Take a few pictures of this, then meet me during lunch. Girls, I have our story.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Noi: "Snips and Snails in Bubblegum Veils! And that's when the biggest jokester in school really stuck his hoof in it - literally!"
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Green Daze: The Foal Free Press is usually just boring news and stuff.
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cotton Cloudy: So funny!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Snips: Our mothers always told us we'd end up in the papers someday.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Your column is a sensation! I don't want you doing news anymore. I want more columns like this. Columns about ponies and their private lives, the things they do when they think they're alone. You three are my new gossip columnists! And I love the way you signed it! "Gabby Gums"... [sigh] That was a stroke of genius!
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: We couldn't fit all of our names, so we decided to create one for all three of us.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Well, I want more Gabby Gums! Nice work, girls.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: But we sure seem to have a gift for gossip.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: If we can write a few more of these Gabby Gums columns, we'll earn our cutie marks for sure!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Woo-hoo!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Scootaloo? Do you have anything?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Nope.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Apple Bloom?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: [sighs] Sorry.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Let's face it, nothing very juicy happens at this school.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: We're doomed.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Ohh, Sweetie Belle... Was she raised in a barn or something? [gasps] Oh, you really shouldn't be snooping, Rarity... Oh, but it's so much fun, Rarity. Hello... what's this? [giggles] Gum on their bum! [laughs] Too rich!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Can you please keep it down with all the laughter? I'm trying to- hey!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Bleh! I, I was just-	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Are you snooping through my saddlebag?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: How dare you!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, but this Gabby Gums column is so funny!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: You actually like the school paper?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: It's so much juicier than anything in the boring old Ponyville Express. Could I borrow this to show my friends?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Your friends would wanna read the Foal Free Press?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, they'd just love Gabby Gums! Who is she, anyway? I've never heard of her before. Is she a new-	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: We gave up too quickly, girls. Forget trying to squeeze stories out of this school. We need to expand!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: We can find all kinds of great gossip out there in Ponyville!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: We'll need to tell Featherweight to start working overtime.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Sweetie Belle, you're a genius!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: "Pound and Pumpkin Cake Trip to the Store Ends in Tears." Gabby Gums comes through again!
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Truffle: [panting] The Ponyville news stand wants to carry the Foal Free Press! Ponies keep coming by and asking for it!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Send 'em twenty copies, and if they run out of those, we'll send 'em twenty more! You three are doing a great job for this paper. Keep those columns coming!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: This is great!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, this is the life, isn't it, girls? The best hooficure I've ever had!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Applejack: [voice vibrating] You said it, ooh...	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Spike: [sighs] I don't know if I've ever been so relaxed.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: You guys!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Spike: Aaah!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: The new Gabby Gums just came out! "The Great and Powerful Trixie's Secrets Revealed!"
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: We already read that one, Rainbow Dash. Come on, relax, have a hooficure, it feels amazing.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [swallows] Did you forget who you're talking to? The day I get a hooficure is the day I turn in my daredevil license. Besides, I haven't read this Gabby Gums yet.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Spike: Well, do it quietly, will ya? [sigh] Some of us are trying to unwind!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I like Gabby Gums too, but don't you think she can be a little mean?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Applejack: She's not mean, Twilight, she's a hoot!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: "Celestia Just Like Us"? Gabby Gums doesn't value anypony's privacy.
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, lighten up, Twilight, it's nothing but harmless gossip!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Yeah, Twilight, I mean listen to this one. "Mayor Not Naturally Gray!" The Mayor in a mane dyeing scandal? Who wouldn't wanna read that?
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I just can't help feeling sorry for the ponies featured in her columns. It's gotta be a little embarrassing.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Are you kidding? Do you know how awesome it is to get your name in the paper?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Rainbow, why don't you join me in one of these delicious hooficures?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: It's that good, huh? Well, maybe just one little hoof.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [yelps] Forget it, I don't like ponies touching my hooves. Man... I'd love it if Gabby Gums did a story on me.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Spike: She did one on me.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Main cast: What?!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Spike: Aaaah!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: "Exclusive! Local Dragon Tells All! Spike opens up about Canterlot, naps, and his favorite jams!"
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: It's our best column yet!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: More like your worst column yet! Gabby Gums didn't become the biggest thing in Ponyville with namby-pamby stories like this!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: [sighs] Yeah, she's right. This column is a little softer than our usual gossip.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Were you guys feeling guilty about all the gossip too? Like... maybe we could be hurting other ponies' feelings?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Yeah, I didn't wanna say anything because everypony loves Gabby Gums so much, but... I was sorta hoping we could start writing more stories like this one.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Me too.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: If we're gonna get our cutie marks, we've got to give the ponies what they want.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Awww...	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Applejack: "Applejack Asleep on the Job!" Can y'all believe this?! And this one: "Big McIntosh - What's He Hiding?" Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?!
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Listen to this one. "Twilight Sparkle: I Was a Canterlot Snob. A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes." Spike!
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: How could you say such a thing?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Spike: Well, I didn't! Gabby Gums made that up! I never said anything like that!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Everypony, please! She's just a harmless schoolpony engaged in a little harmless gossip. You're really making too big a deal out of this.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: But it's all lies! Gabby Gums prints whatever she wants! She doesn't care whose reputation she destroys! "Fluttershy Has Tail Extensions!" "Pinkie Pie is an Out-of-Control Party Animal!"
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, look! According to this one, the Cakes are breaking up!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. We are?!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [muffled] Well, my life is officially over. [normal] Gabby Gums has made it to Cloudsdale.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: "Rainbow Dash: Speed Demon or Super Softie?"?!
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I grabbed as many copies as I could, but it was too late! [crying] I'm a laughing stock!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: See, Rarity? Your so-called 'harmless gossip' can be very hurtful!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Honestly, you ponies have no sense of humor. So she tweaks a few ponies every now and then, maybe they deser- [gasps] I'll destroy her! "The Drama-Queen Diaries"... She's reprinted my diary! How could Gabby Gums possibly get access to my private diary?!
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: We've got to put a stop to this once and for all! Sweetie Belle's on the newspaper staff. Maybe she knows who Gabby Gums is.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [gasps] My sister would never associate with anyone as beastly as Gabby Gums! I resent you even suggesting such a thing, Twilight! Why, she's the most innocent, most lovely-	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: -most evil pony in Equestria! How could my own sister steal my private diary? How could my own sister be... Gabby Gums?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Et tu, Gabby Gums?!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: [gasps] You know?! How'd you find out?!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: The gilded pages of your betrayal!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Oh, yeah.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: How could you do this to me?! You stole my secret diary and published it for all the world to read! Gossip can be a very hurtful thing. It is an invasion of privacy, just like when I snooped through your saddlebag. You didn't like that much, did you?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: No...	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: What is important is that you understand how your column makes the ponies that you're writing about feel!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: I do understand, and we've all been feeling guilty, but we just want our cutie marks so badly!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Do you really think that writing nasty things and making everypony feel horrible is your destiny?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Well, when you put it that way...	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: No! I won't let you quit!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: But the gossip we've been printing is hurting everypony's feelings!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Feelings?! I don't care about feelings! Gabby Gums is my bread and butter, and I'm not gonna let you goody-two-horseshoes take that away from me!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: We're sorry, Diamond Tiara, but we've made our decision.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Yeah, you can't force us to keep gossiping.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: When you see these... you may not want to quit after all.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: I told Featherweight to document everything...	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: ...And that's exactly what he did.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: [gasps] Gimme those!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Sorry, girls, property of the Foal Free Press. And if Gabby Gums really does go into retirement, I'll need something to fill that empty column space. Now get out there and bring me more Gabby Gums!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: We'll find a way out of this, girls.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Maybe Rainbow Dash will have a story for us. She's always good for some gossip.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Rainbow Dash! Hey, Rainbow Dash!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Well, if it isn't Gabby Gums!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: You heard too, huh?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Are you kidding? Everypony in town knows it's you three.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Don't suppose you'd let us write a column on you, huh?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Oh, hi, Angel. Is Fluttershy home?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: [muffled] Hey, what gives?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Spike: A-ha! [muffled] Twilight thought you might try to show your faces around here, so she put up a force field.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Aw, c'mon, Applejack! You're not mad at us too, are you?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Eeyup.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: You're not even gonna talk to us?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Nnope.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Big McIntosh: You should be ashamed of yourself, humiliatin' your sister 'n' me like that. We don't wanna talk to any o' y'all right now so take your little gossip column and your embarrassing photographs and just go away!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: We've ruined all of our friendships and we still don't have our cutie marks!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: This is the worst day ever!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: Oh yeah? Wait 'til tomorrow, our most embarrassing moments are about to be published for everypony to laugh at.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: So what do we do?	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: I don't know, but we're not leaving this clubhouse until we think of something!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: That's it, Gabby Gums is out of time. Run these instead. I want this paper on every street corner in Ponyville!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Shady Daze: Yes, ma'am!
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: Stop the presses!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Shady Daze: Uh... they haven't started yet.
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: We have a Gabby Gums column!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Hmph, you're lucky I'm nice.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: This better not happen again, or else.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: [sighs] Well done, Diamond Tiara. You've averted yet another crisis with your amazing diplomatic skills. [gasps] "An Open Letter to Ponyville by Gabby Gums"?! What is this?! Ooh, they're not gonna get away with this! I'll publish those photos tomorrow! They messed with the wrong pony!
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: To the citizens of Ponyville,	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: For some time now, you've been reading this column to get the latest dirt and the hottest buzz. But this will be my final piece. We want to apologize for the pain and embarrassment we've caused.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Y'see, I'm actually three little fillies, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Scootaloo: As the popularity of our column grew, we got swept up in the hype. We knew that what we were doing didn't feel quite right, but we ignored the guilt because everypony seemed to want to read what we were writing.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Sweetie Belle: From now on, we promise to respect everypony else's privacy, and we won't engage in hurtful gossip any more.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: All we can do is ask for your forgiveness, Ponyville.	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: Signing off for the very last time,	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Apple Bloom: XOXO, Gabby Gums	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: And for the next editor of the Foal Free Press...	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Cheerilee: ...here's your new editor-in-chief, Featherweight!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Diamond Tiara: Ugh! Him? But what about me?!	
Ponyville Confidential	M. A. Larson	Shady Daze: Here ya go! I've been promoted to staff photographer!
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. You've really outdone yourselves, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. This is sure to be the winning entry of this year's national dessert competition!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Oh, thank you, Pinkie!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mr. Cake: Mr. And thanks for transporting it all the way to Canterlot for us.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Absolutely! It's my honor and I-	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Uh, beg pardon, but could we maybe move things along? This here cake's a mite heavy. Right, Big McIntosh?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Big McIntosh: [grunts] Eeyup...!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Alrighty then, Big Mac! To the train depot! That's it, Big Mac, nice and slow. This is precious cargo you're carrying.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mr. Cake: Mr. Yes, it took months of planning and testing.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. I would hate for it to-	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake: Mr. Cake and Mrs. Fall!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, a little pegassistance? I'll get it there safely, you'll see!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mrs. Cake: Mrs. Ahahah, oh... of course, Pinkie.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mr. Cake: Mr. We never doubted you.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Twilight, can I see you a second? A nice protective spell as extra insurance. [laughs] Better safe than sorry. AJ, Rarity, one last thing? All right, everypony, we're in the home stretch here.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: See, Mr. and Mrs. Cake? I got it here without a hitch! Now all we have to do is get it... in?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [sigh] Thank you all for helping me get the cake safely on the dessert car.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Thank you for inviting us all to go with you to Canterlot for the National Dessert Competition.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: I'm sure the festivities will be just lovely.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Phooey on the festivities! I can't wait to try all those tasty treats!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well, the tastiest treat of all is sure to be the Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. All that rich creamy goodness of the marzipan, combined with the tart tanginess of the mascarpone, blended perfectly with the smooth, silky sweetness of the meringue. That's why I call the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness the "MMMM".
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rest of main cast: MMMM.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Exactly. It's the most delicious delectable delightful de-lovely cake in Equestria, and it's sure to win first prize.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Gustave le Grand: Zis is not so, for I, Gustave le Grand, do challenge your crude cake to a duel of delectable delicacies against my exceptionally Exquisite éclairs! They will undoubtedly strike down all ze competition, winning first prize and crowning me le champion.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Donut Joe: Not a chance, le Grand.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Donut Joe! What are you doing in Ponyville?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Hello. What's your name?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mulia Mild: I am Mulia Mild. Behold, my Chocolate Mousse Moose. It will trample all your treats, be given first prize, and make me the greatest chef in Equestria.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Gustave le Grand: Madame Mild, you and your mousse moose are mistaken.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Donut Joe: Your frou-frou éclairs will never defeat my donuts!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: The Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness is going to win!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, it sure looks like we're in for a delicious competition tomorrow. Maybe we should all settle in for a good night's sleep.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Donut Joe: Hmph.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mulia Mild: Nyahh.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: [yawns] I gotta admit I'm pretty beat.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yeah, I'm gonna hit the hay myself.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Wait! Didn't you hear those chefs? We have to protect "MMMM".
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: MMMM?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Mmm-hmmm. I know for super sure that "MMMM" is the best dessert in all of Equestria, and I know that they know it too.
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: So...	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: So... one of them is going to sabotage the Cakes' cake tonight! You have to help me stand guard!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie... you're overreacting.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Yeah, those chefs aren't going to do your cake any harm.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: But they are! I just know it.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Fine! If you want to stand guard, go for it. We're going to bed.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I'll show them. I'll stay up all night and protect you. Nothing and nopony will stop me from keeping you safe.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Huh? Stop, you saboteur! I have you now! Wha? A-ha! Ahh?! Oh! Thank Celestia you're okay! But one of those bakers is mixing up something bad, so I'm not leaving you again no matter what.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Huh? Who turned out the moon? Don't go near that cake, thief!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Stop, thief!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [snores] Huh? What? [gasp] The cake! Oh, MMMM, you look mmmm-marvelous.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Whoa!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I know. I think some congratulations are in order for a job well done.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Um, you better hold off on giving yourself an award just yet, Pinkie. Look.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: What is it?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: What happened?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: It's the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness, it's been [crying] mutilated!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Now we just need to find out who done it.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: You mean, who did it.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Exactly. Who did-done-dood it.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, having read many mystery novels, I know that the only way to discover the culprit is to investigate.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Exactly.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And as chief detective, that's exactly what I'm gonna do.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Applejack: Uh, you're investigatin'?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Yes! And Twilight shall be my lowly assistant who asks silly questions with obvious answers.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Fine, Pinkie. Should we start looking for clues?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Perfect silly question, my dear Twilight. Because the obvious answer is...	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Yes?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: No! 'Cause I know who did it.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, how could you possibly know?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: How could I possibly not know? Clearly this dastardly deed was done by the baker, who knew their dessert could not measure up to the mastery of the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. I guess you feared your éclairs lacked flair, Gustave!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Thus, destroying the cake and the Cakes' chance of winning the National Dessert Competition.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: But it makes no sense!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: What do you mean, lowly assistant?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, first, if you were tied to the train tracks, how are you now here?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Huh... Guess that isn't a totally silly question.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: And second, the cake hasn't been sliced. It's been bitten. Just look at the teeth marks!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Hm... You're right, my fine fellow. Gustave le Grand is clearly in the clear, which means the "MMMM" was destroyed by another baker. A baker who's donuts are do-nots. That's right, it was Joe!
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [voiceover] Or as he's known the spy world, Mane. Con Mane.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Crushing the Cakes' chances to win!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! There is no laser beam security system! And Joe is not sleek, stealthy Con Mane! He's big, gruff, and messy!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Donut Joe: Hey!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Although, you would look rather dapper in a tuxedo.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Huh... You may be right, lowly assistant.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: May be?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Now that I'm taking a closer look at these desserts, I see that one simply cannot look me in the eye.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie... that moose is a mousse!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Yes, and the mule behind the moose panicked when she saw the mastery of the "MMMM".
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: So you're saying that the culprit is...	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Mulia Mild!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Putting an end to the Cakes' dreams of taking first prize. Huh, I hope you're proud of yourself, Mulia.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, stop! This is ridiculous! Look at her!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [sigh] I guess you're right...	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Thank you!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: But I was so sure that it was one of the other bitter bakers that destroyed the "MMMM". That way, their delicious dessert would reign supreme. I mean, just look at Joe's Donutopia. It's a spectacular city of donutty delight, topped temptingly in sprinklicious sprinkles. And Gustave's éclairs look incredibly edible, with glistening glaziness. But then there's Mulia Mild's Mousse Moose. [sighs] why, this mouth-wateringly marvelous mousse moose tempts the taste buds with its silky, smooth, yummy-nummy, chocolateyness. So why did this criminal devour the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness while leaving this trio of tasty treats untouched?
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] Now I have no idea who do-doned it!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: This mystery gets more mysterious every minute.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, you have to stop the wild accusations and get to the truth. Everypony go back to your cars while we do a little investigating. Okay, Pinkie, in order to really solve this mystery, we're going to have to find clues. Now you were here at the scene of the crime all night.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Huh! You're not accusing me, are you?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: No! But maybe you saw something that will help us.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I saw a silhouette in the moonlight!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Good... Let's retrace your steps.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: And then I chased the culprit down the train towards the caboose, but when I got there, he was gone.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Hm... A-ha! Our first clue. I think I know who did it, Pinkie.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Already?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but I need more evidence to confirm. Tell me what happened next.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I heard somepony else in the dessert car and chased them up to the engine. But when I got there, all I saw was the conductor shoveling coal.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: The conductor, huh? [gasp] But that doesn't make any sense. What happened next, Pinkie?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Well... I went back to the dessert car.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Yes?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: The curtains mysteriously closed, all on their own.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Interesting. Anything else?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I heard hoofsteps, a loud thud...	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: ...and then they were gone! When I opened the curtains, I saw that the portrait by the door was all crooked.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Oh my, what is that?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: What next Pinkie?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: That's it. I was here guarding the cake the rest of the night. I mean... I slept by the cake the rest of the night.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: And when you woke up, half the cake was gone?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Exactly.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: By Jove, I think I've got it. Call everypony back. We have a cake culprit to catch.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mulia Mild: [stuttering] Why are we all here again?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: I bet you're wondering why you're all here again.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Donut Joe: She's good.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: We have discovered the true culprit of this cake carnage.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Gustave le Grand: But how?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, you see, when committing a crime, it's crucial that one never leaves behind clues, especially an obvious clue like... this.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: A-ha! A blue feather! I knew it was you, Gustave le Grand!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, Gustave doesn't have blue feathers.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: No, 'cause he's been dyeing them!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: No, Pinkie. Remember how when you chased the suspect to the caboose, they suddenly disappeared? That's because they flew away. But the thief did leave a little something behind, didn't you, Rainbow Dash?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I-I don't even like cake!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: So Rainbow Dash did it! Case solved!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Case not solved, because when we went to the engine, I saw the conductor's hat. And inside the hat was... this.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: So it was you! That pink hair came from your rainbow-colored mane!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: I don't have pink in my mane, Pinkie!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: So you're wearing a wig?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Ow! Cut it out!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, remember? You chased a pony to the engine, where you thought you saw the conductor shoveling coal, but that wasn't the conductor at all. It was... Fluttershy!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: [gasp] Oh my.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You're goin' down, Fluttershy!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! But then another clue confounded my suspicions. You were guarding the cake when the curtains mysteriously closed. But that's no mystery, that's magic. But when the thief tried to make their great escape, they left a little addition to the portrait. Has anypony else noticed that Rarity is wearing her hair rather differently today?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: [gasp] What? Is it a crime to change one's style now and again? Why, I think it's a crime not to.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Really?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Fine, I'm guilty! [crying] I wear false eyelashes! Oh, and I took a bite of the cake.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: So did I.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Aw nuts, so did I.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: You just made it sound so delectable.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: So tasty.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: And boy was it!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: I only meant to take a little, lady-like bite.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: And it was so good.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I just dove right in!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Fluttershy: But I'm really really sorry.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rarity: Terribly sorry.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Rainbow Dash: Sorry, Pinkie.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: That's okay. At least this mystery is finally solved.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: But it isn't. We figured out who ate the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness, but we still don't know who devoured the other bakers' goods.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: You're right, Twilight. You know what we have to do?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well... Yes, I do. Do you?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Look for clues! [sniffing] Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, Pinkie. Did you find the devourer of the desserts?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I most certainly did. It was none other than... the bakers!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: First of all, Gustave has mousse in his moustache! And Joe has éclair in his hair! And Mulia has sprinkles in her wrinkles!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: What do you say, bakers?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Gustave le Grand: Oh, I am so sorry, Mulia, but Pinkie made your mousse moose sound... très magnifique.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Donut Joe: And Pinkie's description of your éclairs really did make 'em sound scrumptious.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Mulia Mild: And the way she spoke of your Donutopia, ohh, was too delectable to resist.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Well, everypony, we finally have the mystery solved.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Gustave le Grand: Yes, but now we don't have any desserts to enter into ze contest!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I think we can fix that. Come on!	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Dear Princess Celestia,	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Today I learned that it is not good to jump to conclusions. You have to find out all the facts before saying somepony did something. If you don't, you could end up blaming somepony for something they never did. This could hurt their feelings, and it can make you look really foolish. So from now on, I will always make sure to get all the facts.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: How's that for a lesson, Princess Celestia?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Twilight Sparkle: Care for a bite?	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: I don't mind if I do.	
MMMystery on the Friendship Express	Amy Keating Rogers	Pinkie Pie: Mmmmm.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Ahh!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: It is gorgeous out. Just gorgeous!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Twilight, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion. Fluttershy, I would like you and your songbird choir to provide the music.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh my goodness! What an honor!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, I can think of no one more qualified than you to host the reception.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Hip, hip, hooray!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, you will be in charge of the catering for the reception.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Well, color me pleased as punch!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: ...I would very much appreciate it if you could perform a sonic rainboom as the bride and groom complete their "I do"'s.
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Yes!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, you will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Princess Celestia wants me to- [unintelligible] ...wedding dress? For a Canterlot wedding... I, ah, ooh, oooh!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: And as for you, Twilight, you will be playing the most important role of all: Making sure that everything goes as planned. See you all very soon. Yours, Princess Celestia. But... I don't understand. Who's getting married?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Oh, wait! Uh, I was probably supposed to give you this one first.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia cordially invites you to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and... [gasp] My brother?!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight! That's great news!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Um, Twilight? Are you okay?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, it's just that Shining Armor and I have always been so close. He's my B.B.B.F.F!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Big Brother Best Friend Forever?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rest of main cast: Ohhh!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shining Armor was the only pony I ever really accepted as a friend. When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly To see how many other ponies I could meet I had my books to read, didn't know that I would ever need Other ponies to make my life complete	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But there was one colt that I cared for I knew he would be there for me	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: My big brother, best friend forever! Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: He taught me how to fly a kite (Best friend forever!) We never had a single fight (We did everything together!) We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams I miss him more than I realized It seems...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash & Rarity: Your big brother, best friend forever Like two peas in a pod, you did everything together	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: And though he's, oh, so far away I hoped that he would stay My big brother best friend Forever... Forever...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: As one of your P.F.F.'s...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Pony Friends Forever...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rest of main cast: Ohhh!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: ...I wanna tell you that I think your brother sounds like a real good guy.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: He is pretty special. I mean, they don't let just anypony be captain of the Royal Guard.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [chirp] So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a captain of the Royal Guard?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I guess we are.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Ooh, ooh, oooh!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: A sonic rainboom? At a wedding?! Can you say "best wedding ever"?!
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] [echoing] Best wedding ever!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: So you all get to help with the big fancy wedding, but I'm the one who gets to host the bachelor party! I have just one question. What's a bachelor party?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Why the long face, sugarcube?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm just thinking about Shining Armor. Ever since I moved to Ponyville, we've been seeing each other less and less. And now that he's starting a new family with this "Princess Mi Amore Ca-whatshername", we'll probably never see each other.
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Come on, now. You're his sister. He'll always make time for you.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Couldn't seem to make time to tell me he was getting married.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: We're here, we're here!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Whoa, what's with all the guards?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I'm sure they're just taking the necessary precautions. Royal weddings do bring out the strangest ponies.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Now, let's get going! We've got work to do!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: And you've got a big brother to go congratulate.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. Congratulate. And then give him a piece of my mind.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I've got something to say to you, mister.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twily! Ah, I've missed, you, kid. How was the train ride? I-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: How dare you not tell me in person that you were getting married! I'm your sister, for pony's sake!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: It's not my fault! Princess Celestia has requested a major increase in security. Didn't you see all the guards at the train station?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, there's a big wedding coming up. Maybe you heard about it?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: It has nothing to do with the wedding. A threat has been made against Canterlot. We don't know who's responsible for it, but Princess Celestia asked that I help provide additional protection. This, you need to see.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: [gasps] The burden of keeping Canterlot safe and secure rests squarely on my shoulders. Staying focused on the task at hand has been my top priority.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, okay, I get it. You've got a really important job protecting all of Canterlot with a force field only you can conjure up. But still... how could you not tell me about something as big as your wedding? Am I not that important to you any more?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Hey. You're my little sister. Of course you're important to me. But I'd understand if you didn't want to be my best mare now.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You want me to be your best mare?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Well... yeah.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'd be honored! But I'm still pretty ticked you're marrying somepony I don't even know! When did you even meet this "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza"?
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twily, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is Cadance, your old foalsitter.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Cadance? As in the Cadance? As in the greatest foalsitter in all the history of foalsitters?!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: [chuckles] You tell me. She was your foalsitter.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Ohmygoshohmygosh! Cadance is only the most amazing pony ever! She's beautiful, she's caring, she's kind...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Young Twilight Sparkle: I am so lucky to have you as my foalsitter!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Young Cadance: I'm the one who's lucky, Twilight.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Young Twilight Sparkle: [scoffs] You're a princess. I'm just a regular old unicorn.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Young Cadance: You are anything but a regular old unicorn.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Wild Fire: I am going for a hooficure and that is that!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Lucky Clover: You are not going-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Wild Fire: I am! I am!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Lucky Clover: I've already paid for three this month!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Wild Fire: I... no! My girlfriends are all getting their hooves done! And you said that onl-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Lucky Clover: Please, we've done this at least-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Lucky Clover: Oh! Ho, ho, ho.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Wild Fire: Oh, sweetie. You just did that face.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: How many unicorns can just spread love wherever they go? I only know of one! And you're marrying her! [sing-song voice] You're marrying Cadance! You're marrying Cadance!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: I hope I'm not interrupting anything important.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Cadance! Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: What are you doing?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Cadance, it's me, Twilight!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: [uninterested] Uh-huh.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: I've gotta get back to my station, but Cadance will be checking in with all of you to see how things are going. I think I speak for both of us when I say we couldn't be more excited to have you here. Right, dear?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Absolutely.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Well, we'll let you get to it.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Cake, check. Ice sculpture, check. Best darn bite-size apple fritter you ever tasted...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Mmm. Check.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Hiya, Princess!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Please, call me Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Hiya, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. You come to check out what's on the menu for your big day?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: I have!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Aw, shucks. Why don't you take a few to go? [squee] I know how you brides can be. So busy, you forget to get a little somethin' in your belly.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Did... you see what she...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you should have seen how she acted back there. I don't know when she changed, but she changed! [imitating Cadance] "Please, call me Princess Mi Amore Cadenza."
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Did I hear someone say my name?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: [unenthusiastically] Uh-huh. Is my dress ready?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [stammers] Yes, of course. Um, I've been working on it ever since I was given the assignment, and I think you'll be pleased with the results! Mmm!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: I was hoping for something with more beading and a longer train.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, yes, of course.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: And those should be a different color.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twinkleshine: I think they're lovely.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Minuette: Me too!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Lyra Heartstrings: I love them.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Make them a different color.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Gee, maybe her name should be "Princess Demandy-pants."
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Okay, let me see. We've been over the games... [rattles dice] ...the dances...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [gasps] I think this reception is gonna be perfect! Don't you?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Perfect! ...If we were celebrating a six-year-old's birthday party.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Thank you!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Luna: Rest, my sister. As always, I will guard the night.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Bet I can guess what you're all thinking. Cadance is the absolute worst bride-to-be ever.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [high voice] Who, me?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Spike! That goes on the cake.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Twilight, whatever are you talking about? Cadance is an absolute gem!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, she was so demanding!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Well, of course she is! Why shouldn't she expect the very best on her wedding day?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, did you know that after she told you how much she just 'love-love-loved' your hors d'eouvres, she threw them in the trash?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Aw, she was probably just trying to spare my feelin's.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: No, she was just being fake and totally insincere!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: She did raise her voice at one of my birds during rehearsal.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: See? Rude!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: But he was singing really off-key.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, you had to have noticed how Cadance treated-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Never mind. Rainbow Dash, you're with me, right?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Sorry, Twi. Been too busy prepping for my sonic rainboom to pay much attention to the bride's bad attitude.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: The princess is about to get married. I'm sure any negative behavior she might be displaying is simply the result of nerves.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: And I'm sure it's the result of being an awful pony who doesn't deserve to even know Shining Armor, let alone marry him!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Think maybe you're bein' just a tiny bit possessive of your brother?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rest of main cast: Uh-huh.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I am not being possessive, and I am not taking it out on Cadance! You're all just too caught up in your wedding planning to notice that maybe there shouldn't even [thumps table] be a wedding!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twily! Your big brother's looking pretty good, don't you think? Huh. Everything okay?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We need to talk. I think you're making a big-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Oh, uh, hi, sweetie.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: She sure has a way of sneaking up on people.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Could I speak to you for a moment, dear?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Better see what she wants.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: [muffled] Look, we need to talk.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: [muffled] I'm here to talk.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: [muffled] It's about your sister, okay?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: [muffled] I- look, look, she's okay-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: [muffled] Just... listen to me, (over Shining Armor) alright? No no-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: [muffled] I'm listening, I'm listening.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: [muffled] I thought I made it perfectly clear I didn't want you to wear that.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: This was my favorite uncle's.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: And?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: And I think I should wear it.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Are you disagreeing with me?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: I guess I am- Ah!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Oh, dear. Are you getting another one of your headaches?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Gyah!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Feeling better?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: [grunts] Mm-hmm.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: She isn't just unpleasant and rude. She's downright evil!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twilight!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Let her go.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Huh. It seemed like she had something else she wanted to tell me.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Luna: Who goes there? Stay indoors, Twilight Sparkle.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Shining Armor's in real trouble! You have to help-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Dresses? What are you-?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Can you believe it? We're gonna be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza's new bridesmaids!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: New bridesmaids? What happened to her old bridesmaids?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: She didn't say. But she did tell us that she would love-love-love it if we'd fill in for them.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Seeing as we've been working so hard and everything.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: And you had your doubts about her.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Told you she was an absolute gem!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: You sure this is what I should wear? Doesn't seem all that aerodynamic.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Hmm. I'll see what I can do.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Looks like I really am on my own.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Cadance will enter.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your best mare.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Hey... has anypony seen Twilight?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm here! I'm not gonna stand next to her! And neither should you!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's acting like this.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Maybe we should just ignore her.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You have to listen to me!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Oh, goodness! Are you okay?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm fine.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Ya sure about that?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I've got something to say! She's evil!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: She's been horrible to my friends, she's obviously done something to her bridesmaids, and if that wasn't enough, I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all [bells jangling]!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: [starts crying] Why are you doing this to me?!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Because you're evil!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Evil! And if I don't stop you, you're gonna ruin my brother's life!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: You want to know why my eyes went all [bells jangling]? Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines. Cadance hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: And she decided to replace her bridesmaids because she found out the only reason they wanted to be in the wedding was so that they could meet Canterlot royalty! And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with your [stomps hoof] friends, it's because with me being so busy, she's had to make all the decisions about the wedding!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I was just trying to-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: She's been completely stressed out because it's really important to her that our big day be perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to you! [gasps] Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and comfort my bride. And you can forget about being my best mare. In fact, if I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: C'mon, y'all. Let's go check on the princess.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I was-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: You have a lot to think about.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Maybe I was being overprotective. I could've gained a sister. But instead... I just lost a brother.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: He was my big brother, best friend Forever... And now, we'll never do anything Together...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: You will be.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: "Princess Celestia cordially invites you to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and..." [gasp] My brother?
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twily! Ah, I've missed you, kid.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: How dare you not tell me in person that you were getting married!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: A threat has been made against Canterlot. Princess Celestia asked that I help provide additional protection.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But I'm still pretty ticked you're marrying somepony I don't even know.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is Cadance.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Cadance is only the most amazing pony ever!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: I hope I'm not interrupting anything important.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Cadance, it's me! Twilight!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: [uninterested] Uh-huh.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: And I think I should wear it.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Are you disagreeing with me?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: She's evil! I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all [bells jangling]!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Cadance hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me! If I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I just lost a brother. I'm sorry!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: You will be.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [echoing] Hello? Is anyone there?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Where am I?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: The caves beneath Canterlot, once home to greedy unicorns who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside. And now, your prison.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Help! Help!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Plans? What plans?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: The plans I have for your brother, of course.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Don't you dare do anything to my brother, you... you monster!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: No! Wait! Ugh! Please! Don't hurt me! Twilight, it's me! Please, you have to believe me. I've been imprisoned like you. The Cadance who brought you down here was an imposter.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Likely story!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance: ...and do a little shake.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You remember me!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I love to sit for the most?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We have to get out of here. We have to stop her!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small Everypony will gather 'round Say I look lovely in my gown What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: I could care less about the dress I won't partake in any cake Vows, well I'll be lying when I say	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together The truth is I don't care for him at all	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: No I do not love the groom In my heart there is no room But I still want him to be all mine	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I'll be lying if I say	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: I don't fear that I may lose him To one who wants to use him Not care for, love, and cherish him each day:
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: For I oh so love the groom All my thoughts he does consume Oh, Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: Finally the moment has arrived For me to be one lucky bride	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Oh, the wedding we won't make He'll end up marrying a fake Shining Armor will be...	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: Mine! All mine! Ha-ha-ha!
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Mares and gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to witness the union of [muffled] Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and Shining Armor.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Oh, we're never going to save him.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We will. We just have to find... There!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Minuette & Lyra Heartstrings & Twinkleshine: You're not going anywhere.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, it is my great pleasure to pronounce you-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Stop!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: Ugh! Why does she have to be so possessive of her brother? [sobbing] Why does she have to ruin my special day?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Because it's not your special day! It's mine!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: What? But how did you escape my bridesmaids?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Minuette & Lyra Heartstrings & Twinkleshine: I want it!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: Hmph. Clever. But you're still too late.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: I-I don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: She's a changeling. She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: They'll never get the chance! Shining Armor's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: [chuckling] Oh, I doubt that. Isn't that right, dear?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Mm-hmm.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: Ah, ah, ah. Don't want to go back to the caves, now do you? Ever since I took your place, I've been feeding off Shining Armor's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker and so does his spell. Even now, my minions are chipping away at it.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] He may not be my husband, but he is under my total control now.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: And I'm sorry to say, unable to perform his duties as captain of the Royal Guard.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Not my Shining Armor!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Canterlot. And then, all of Equestria!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: Ah! Shining Armor's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Celestia!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them and use their power to defeat the queen.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle & Applejack & Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: Rarity!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] You can run, but you can't hide!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Go, go!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way. How did you...?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: They're changelings, remember?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Changelings: [as Twilight Sparkle] They're changelings, remember?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Don't let them distract you. We have to get to the Elements of Harmony. They're our only hope.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: OK, this is just gettin' weird. Real me! Real me!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [laughing] Do me! Do me! Meh, I've seen better.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this! Twilight and her friends will-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Sorry, Twi. We should've listened to you.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Quick! Go to him while you still have the chance!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Wha- where... huh? Is...is the wedding over?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: It's all over!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Your spell! Perform your spell!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] What good would that do? My changelings already roam free.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: No! My power is useless now. I don't have the strength to repel them.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: My love will give you strength.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: [chuckling] What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Queen Chrysalis: Noooooo!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Don't worry about me. I'm fine. You have a real wedding to put together.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Seriously, though. I get why the queen of the changelings wanted to be with you, but how did you get someone as amazing as Cadance to marry you?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: I told her she wouldn't just be gaining a husband. She'd be getting a pretty great sister, too.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Mares and gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of the real Princess Mi Amore Cadenza-	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Princess Cadance is fine.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Hm. The union of Princess Cadance and Shining Armor. The strength of their commitment is clear. The power of their love, undeniable. May we have the rings please? I now pronounce you mare and colt!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: This is your victory as much as theirs. You persisted in the face of doubt, and your actions led to your being able to bring the real Princess Cadance back to us. Learning to trust your instincts is a valuable lesson to learn.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Rainbow Dash, that's your cue.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Best... wedding... ever!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Luna: Hello, everypony. Did I miss anything?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [squee] Let's get this party started!	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Love is in bloom A beautiful bride, a handsome groom, Two hearts becoming one A bond that cannot be undone because	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Love is in bloom A beautiful bride, a handsome groom I said love is in bloom You're starting a life and making room For us (For us, For us....)	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twilight! None of this would've been possible without you, little sis. Love ya, Twily.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Love you too, B.B.B.F.F.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Ready to go?	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Oh! Almost forgot.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: IT'S MINE! Oof! Ahaha... ha.	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [background] Love is in bloom A beautiful bride, a handsome groom I said love is in bloom You're starting a life and making room For us, (For us... For us... Aah...)	
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Now this was a great wedding.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Royal guard: News from Northern Equestria! Uh... Your Highness.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Yes?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Royal guard: I am simply to tell you that it has returned.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: [gasp] Find Princess Cadance and Shining Armor.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Royal guard: Yes, Your Highness.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: My dearest Twilight, you must come to Canterlot at once.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [panicked breathing] Where are all my quills? Brbrbr. No, no, no, no, no... Ugh! I need the Magical Compendium volumes 1 through 36! Where is it?!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Flash cards! I should make some flash cards. Spike, I'm gonna need you to quiz me. On everything. Everything I've ever learned. Ever. That isn't going to be enough cards.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Twilight, calm down. It's just a test.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Just a test? Just a test!? Princess Celestia wants to give me some kind of exam, and you're trying to tell me to calm down because it's just a test?!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Uh... yes.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: I'd say she's handling things pretty well, considerin'.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Urgh!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Luna: Are you sure you don't want me to go as well?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Yes. Princess Cadance and Shining Armor are already there. The others will be joining them soon.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Luna: The Empire's magic is powerful. It cannot fall again, my sister.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: She will succeed at her task. And when she does, we'll know that she is that much closer to being ready.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Ahem.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Trust me, little sister.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You wanted to see me? To give me a test? I brought my own quills and plenty of paper to show my work. Sorry, sorry!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: This is a different kind of test. The Crystal Empire has returned.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: The Crystal Empire? I'm sorry, I-I thought I'd studied. Ooh. I don't think there's anything in any of my books th-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: There wouldn't be. Few remember it ever existed at all. Even my knowledge of the Empire is limited. But what I do know is that it contains a powerful magic. One thousand years ago, King Sombra, a unicorn whose heart was black as night, took over the Crystal Empire.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: He was ultimately overthrown, turned to shadow, and banished to the ice of the arctic north.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: But not before he was able to put a curse upon the Empire. A curse that caused it to vanish into thin air. If the Empire is filled with hope and love, those things are reflected across all of Equestria. If hatred and fear take hold... Which is why I need your help finding a way to protect it.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You want me to help protect an entire empire?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: It is, as I said, a different kind of test. But one I'm certain you will pass.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: How do I begin?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: By joining Princess Cadance and Shining Armor in the Crystal Empire.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: My brother is there?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: He is. And your Ponyville friends will join you there as well. I have every confidence you will succeed. And when you do, I'll know you are ready to move on to the next level of your studies.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But what if I fail?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: You won't.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But what if-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: You won't. But Twilight, in the end, it must be you and you alone who ultimately assists Princess Cadance and Shining Armor in doing what needs to be done to protect the Empire. Do you understand?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hmm!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Then go. There is no time to lose.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Ah! Twilight! That was fast! Let me guess, you got a perfect score? A-minus? B-plus? [gasp] Twilight, did you... [quietly] fail?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I was prepared to do my best Thought I could handle any test For I can do so many tricks But I wasn't prepared for this	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Levitation would have been a breeze Facts and figures I recite with ease	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: The square root of five hundred and forty-six is twenty-three point three six six six four two eight nine one zero nine.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Professor Bill Neigh: She is correct!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss But I wasn't prepared for this Will I fail, or will I pass? I can't be sure...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: She can't be sure...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: My mind is sharp, my skills intact My heart is pure...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Her heart is pure...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I've taken my share of licks I've made it through the thin and thick But no I wasn't	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Oh no, she wasn't	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh no, I wasn't	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Oh no, she wasn't	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: No I wasn't	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle and Spike: Prepared... for this!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Uh, prepared for what exactly?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Twilight! Uh, did you pass?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Are we gonna celebrate your awesomeness with Princess Celestia?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Not quite. We're going to the Crystal Empire!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	All: Huh?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Crystal what?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Ha! And you all made fun of me for packing so many scarves.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twilight!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Shining Armor?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twily! You made it! We'd better get moving. There are things out here we really don't want to run into after dark.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [gulp] What kind of things?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Let's just say the Empire... isn't the only thing that's returned.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Something keeps trying to get in! We think it's the unicorn king who originally cursed the place.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But Princess Celestia said I was being sent here to find a way to protect the Empire! If King Sombra can't get in, then it must already be protected.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [gasp] Th-That's one of the things, isn't it?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Guh. We have to get to the Crystal Empire! Now!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Go, go!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Almost there.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [gasps for breath] Everypony okay?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no! Shining Armor, your horn!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Sparkleriffic!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: It's gorgeous! Absolutely gorgeous! [mumbles incoherently] There are no words!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Focus, Rarity. We're here to help Twilight, not admire the scenery.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Eh, I don't see what the big deal is. Just looks like another old castle to me.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: A- p- guh! Another old...! Have you lost your mind? Look at the magni-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Very funny.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Cadance!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: Ooh.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Are you okay?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Cadance has been able to use her magic to spread love and light. That seems to be what is protecting it. But she hasn't slept, barely eats. I want to help her, but my protection spell has been countered by King Sombra.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: [breathes deeply] It's alright Shining Armor, I'm fine.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: She's not fine. She can't go on like this forever, and if her magic were to fade... Well, you saw what's out there waiting for that to happen.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: That's why we're here.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Why we're all here.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Other ponies: Mm-hmm.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Well, with Cadance putting all her strength into keeping her spell going, and me trying to keep an eye on signs of trouble in the arctic, we haven't been able to gather much information from the Crystal Ponies.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Crystal Ponies?! Hahaha, there are Crystal Ponies?! Um, ahem. Please continue.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: But we have to believe one of them knows how we can protect the Empire without having to use Cadance's magic.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: A research paper!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Huh?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: That must be part of my test - to gather information from the Crystal Ponies and deliver it to you! This is gonna be great! I love research papers!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [sarcastically] Yeah, who doesn't?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Oh-oh-oh! Lemme guess! Is it Spike? Nono, Fluttershy! Rarity?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, big brother. I am really good at this sort of thing.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Are you sure? Absolutely sure?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: King Sombra's spell must be why their coats aren't... crystally.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Autumn Gem: Have we really been gone a thousand years?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Yes.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Autumn Gem: It feels like it was just yesterday.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: If you think of anything, even the smallest thing...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Autumn Gem: Of course.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Well, that was a total bust.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Maybe the others are having better luck.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: A way to protect the Empire! You know anything about it or what?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fleur De Verre: I wish I could help you. Really.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Hold on! You gotta know something!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fleur De Verre: But... I don't have any information.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Time to gather some intel!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Elbow Grease: It just feels like something is missing.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Night Knight: I know. It looks the same, but it doesn't feel the same.
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Because it isn't!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Elbow Grease: [gasps] A spy!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [screams] A spy? How did they know? Ah! Must have noticed my night vision goggles. Ooh! Night vision-y!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [sighs] I got nothing so far.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Oh, me neither.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [hushed] My cover has been blown. I repeat, my cover has been blown!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Ooookay.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Sorry, Twilight. These crystal ponies seem to have some kinda collective amnesia or somethin'. Only thing I was able to get out of 'em was somethin' about a library.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] A library? Well, why didn't you say so?!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Uh... thought I just did.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I just... I don't even know what to... There are no words.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Amethyst Maresbury: Ahem. May I help you?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Yes. We're looking for a book.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Amethyst Maresbury: We have plenty of those.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [in awe] You do. You really do.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: We're lookin' for a history book. Somethin' that might tell us how the Empire might've protected itself from danger back in the day.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Amethyst Maresbury: Yes. Of course. History, history... Ah, yes.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Which is where, exactly?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Amethyst Maresbury: I... I can't seem to remember. I'm not sure I actually work here.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Ugh.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We'll just take a look around. I'm sure we can find it on our own.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Amethyst Maresbury: Let me know if you find anything.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I like her!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Uh, anyone else startin' to think this is a lost cause?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: No, no, no, no, no... Yes! "History of the Crystal Empire". I just hope it has the answers we need.
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: A 'Crystal Faire'. According to this book, it was established by their first queen and became their most important tradition. The Faire was held every year to "renew the spirit of love and unity in the empire so they could protect it from harm". My friends and I could put it together. Everything we need to know is in the book!
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: That sounds pretty promising.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We'll get started right away. C'mon, Spike, we've got a Crystal Faire to put together!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Cadance needs our help Her magic will not last forever I think we can do it But we need to work together	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: We have to get this right Yes, we have to make them see We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: It says that they liked jousting	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: They flew a flag of many hues	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Made sweets of crystal berries	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: They had a petting zoo with tiny ewes	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	All: Oh, we have to get this right Yes, we have to make them see We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: There was a crystal flugelhorn That every pony liked to play	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: And the Crystal Kingdom anthem Can you learn it in a day?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	All: Oh, we have to get this right Yes, we have to make them see We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It looks amazing! I don't know how I could've done this without you! One last check to make sure everything is in place, and then the festivities can begin!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: What's this thing for?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: The last page of the book mentioned a Crystal Heart as the faire's centerpiece, so I used my magic to cut one out of a crystal block.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Nice work, Twi. Think we're ready to get this faire up and runnin'.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Hear ye, hear-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [blows flugelhorn] Flugelhorn! [laughs nervously] My bad.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Ahem. Hear ye, hear ye! Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor do cordially invite you to attend the Crystal Faire!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Come on in, y'all. Got food and drinks thataway, games and crafts are thataway, Crystal Heart to the back near the Princess.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Elbow Grease: Did she say... Crystal Heart?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: We totally nailed it, right? Must be feeling a lot of love and unity about now! Gonna have some grub, huh? What are you thinking? Crystal Empire berry pie? Maybe some crystal corn-on-the-cob! [pause] What is with these ponies?!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Autumn Gem: Seeing all of this, I feel like I'm starting to remember. Remember things from before the king.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fleur De Verre: Me too.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Autumn Gem: [gasps] The Crystal Heart!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Fleur De Verre: Do you think they really have it?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Of course we have it! Can't have a Crystal Faire without the Crystal Heart, right?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Amethyst Maresbury: Of course you can't. The whole purpose of the Crystal Faire is to lift the spirits of the Crystal Ponies, so the light within them can power the Crystal Heart, so that the Empire can be protected! [gasps] I do work at the library!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: W-what's that about 'powering the heart'?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Amethyst Maresbury: I just can't believe you found it. King Sombra said he'd hidden it away where we would never see it again! I only hope it will still be as powerful after all these years...! Mm, funnel cake!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Why did you-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: I think we may have a problem...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I didn't know it was an actual relic! The book didn't mention anything about the Crystal Ponies powering the Heart! There was a page missing... How did I not notice?!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: It's alright, Twilight.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 1	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twily...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You wanted to see me? To give me a test?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: The Crystal Empire has returned.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You want me to help protect an entire empire?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: It must be you and you alone.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But what if I fail?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Let's just say the Empire... isn't the only thing that's returned.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Go, go!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: Sparkleriffic!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Well, with Cadance putting all her strength into keeping her spell going, and me trying to keep an eye on signs of trouble in the arctic, we haven't been able to gather much information from the Crystal Ponies.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: There are Crystal Ponies?!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: "History of the Crystal Empire". The last page of the book mentioned a Crystal Heart as the Faire's centerpiece, so I used my magic to cut one out of a crystal block.
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Amethyst Maresbury: The whole purpose of the Crystal Faire is to lift the spirits of the Crystal Ponies, so the light within them can power the Crystal Heart, so that the empire can be protected!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: I think we may have a problem...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I didn't know it was an actual relic!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: It's alright, Twilight.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twily...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: The Empire is under attack.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	King Sombra: Arrgh!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: I have to find the Crystal Heart!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: No, you stay here with Cadance. She needs you, Shining Armor. I'll retrieve the Heart.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Let's do this!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I've been trying to figure out how I'm meant to pass Celestia's test. Retrieving the Crystal Heart must be it. But there is something else you can do.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Name it.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You and the rest of our friends have to keep the Faire going.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: What? With that thing moving into the Empire?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: The whole purpose of the Crystal Faire is to lift the spirits of the Crystal Ponies, so they can activate the Crystal Heart.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, and?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: If the Crystal Ponies find out that King Sombra is trying to take over the Empire again, their spirits are gonna be anything but lifted. It won't matter if I find the Crystal Heart. They won't be able to make it work. You have to keep them happy here at the Faire.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Keep the Faire going and the Crystal Ponies' spirits high. Done and done!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Twily, be careful.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I will.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [under his breath] Uh-huh. We can do that. Twilight's doing what?!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: He... really... loves getting his face painted. Haha.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Who wants a flugelhorn?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: I want a flugelhorn!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash:  Who else wants a flugelhorn?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: [screaming] I want a flugelhorn!!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [pants] Twilight, wait! I'm coming with you!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You can't. I have to retrieve the Crystal Heart by myself.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: I know. I promise I won't lift a claw to help you.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Not a claw, Spike.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Where are we going exactly?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I think I might know where King Sombra hid the Crystal Heart.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: The castle?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: The king would've been counting on the fact that nopony would dare come looking for it here. They'd have been too afraid to even try.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: I hope you're right.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You and me both.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: What are you lookin' at?! That's what I thought!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: [whispering] Uh, Rainbow Dash? We're supposed to be actin' like nothing's wrong.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: [hushed] What I mean is, maybe you should let me keep the Crystal Ponies away from the fake Heart, while you show off your joustin' skills.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Huh. Seeing my awesomeness does have a way of putting ponies into a pretty good mood.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Come on, Knight Fluttershy.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: Huh?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: It's showtime.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: How are y'all feelin'? Havin' a good time?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Autumn Gem: The best I've had in over a thousand years!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Well, that's good! Gotta renew that spirit of love and unity if you're gonna power up that Crystal Heart, right?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Autumn Gem: I sure would like to see it before the ceremony. It's been such a long time.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Oh, I hear ya, but, uh... phew! Gettin' a little toasty out here. Bet you'd like to cool off with a little Crystal Empire nectar! [panicked noise] Uh, you tried the Crystal Empire fritters yet? Made from a traditional Crystal Empire recipe! You're gonna love 'em! [loudly] Uh, I hear there's a joustin' match about to start! You don't wanna miss that! [hushed] Come on, Twilight... These Crystal Ponies are more curious than a cat!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: It's gotta be here somewhere. It's just gotta be! Not a claw, Spike.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Celestia's orders!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Of course!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [panting for breath] Argh! What? Did you find it?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: No. Because this isn't King Sombra's castle.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Well, isn't this where he lived when he was in power?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Whoa. When did you learn to do that?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: That was a little trick Celestia taught me.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You stay here.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Huh, if you insist. [echoing] Can you see what's down there yet?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [echoing] Not yet. I can't even tell how far down this goes!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Spike?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [echoing] Yeah?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [echoing] Can you see outside?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	King Sombra: [growls] Yesss... Crystalsss...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: It's not good! Cadance's magic must be fading [echoing] faster than before!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [echoing] Twilight? Are you okay?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Yes...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Spike, I think it's here! Huh?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: What are you doing here?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I don't know! I opened the door and-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: And now you must go.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Go where?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Doesn't matter to me. You failed the test, Twilight!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I don't understand! The test?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Not only will you not move on to the next level of your studies, you won't continue your studies at all!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I... You didn't say anything about no longer being your student if I failed!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Didn't I?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: But... what do I do now?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [incredibly distant and muffled] Twilight! [closer] Twilight? Twilight! Twiliiiight! [quickly] I know you told me to stay up there, but you were down here for such a long time and you weren't answering and I got worried so I came down here and you were just staring at that wall and... I was calling your name, but I couldn't seem to get your attention, and- What were you looking at? I mean... it's just a wall. ...Ponyville?! Well, how did I get... No! I don't wanna go! Please, Twilight, don't make me!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: King Sombra's dark magic. A doorway that leads to your worst fear.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: We were home. You told me you didn't need me anymore. You were sending me away...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: A fear that will never come to pass. I'm never gonna send you away. And I'm not gonna fail my test!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: What's in there?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Stairs. Lots and lots of stairs. [sighs] Maybe you should come with me this time.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Crystal Pony: [off-screen] Bravo, Knight Rainbow Dash!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: [nervous exhale] [catching breath] Isn't there... somepony else who could... take over the jousting demonstration with you?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [scoffs] The fate of an entire empire rests on us showing these ponies a good time. But, y'know, if that isn't important to you...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: [sigh] Okay, okay, I'll take it easy on you next time. But not too easy. I've got a reputation to maintain!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [panting] What if this is just more of his magic? He makes a door that leads to your worst nightmare. Why not a staircase that goes on forever?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Hold on to me.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Uh...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [sounds of exertion] Whoa. Whoaaa! Yaaaah!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [laughs nervously] Excuse me, pardon me... [hushed] I am running out of weaving materials for the traditional crafts booth! I just made a hat out of three pieces of hay and a drinking straw! I made it work. But still!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: We gotta do everything we can to keep this thing goin'. The Princess isn't lookin' so good. I can't imagine her magic is gonna last much longer. It's gonna be fine. These ponies are gonna power up that Crystal Heart when the time comes, and we won't be needin' her magic anyway.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Crystal Beau: This isn't the Crystal Heart.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [laughs nervously] Oh, of course it isn't. The real one is-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: On its way!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [hushed] I was going to say 'being polished' to buy us some more time?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Oops.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Sapphire Joy: It's... It's him!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	King Sombra: Crystal Heart...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: The Heart... Where's the Crystal-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Here! It rolled over to me when you dropped it!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Don't move!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You can move, just not toward me! How could I have been so foolish? I was just so eager to get it! Then when I saw what was going on outside, I...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: You have to get out of there, Twilight! You have to be the one who brings the Heart to Princess Cadance! If you don't, you'll fail Celestia's test!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: King Sombra is already attacking the Empire. He could reach the Crystal Ponies at any moment... reach Princess Cadance, my brother, my friends. There may not be enough time for me to find a way to escape.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: You have to be the one to bring the Crystal Heart to the Faire.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Me? But Twilight-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Go!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: But-	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Goooo!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: Now, don't y'all worry your pretty, little Crystal heads! The real Crystal Heart will be here any second!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [hushed] I don't know if they believe you...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: [hushed] Don't know if I believe me...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Sapphire Joy: He's back! I can't take it! [shrieks] Ugh!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	King Sombra: Ahhhhhh...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Sapphire Joy: [shrieks] King Sombra...!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	King Sombra: My crystal slaves...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: Whoa! Huh! [spits fire] Yah! [nervous noise] Hey! Up here!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Spike?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: I got the Crystal Heart!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	King Sombra: [growls] That is mine!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: [gasps] Spikey-wikey!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	King Sombra: Hah. Huh?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Bright Smile: Behold! The Crystal Princess!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Cadance: The Crystal Heart has returned. Use the light and love within you to ensure that King Sombra does not.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	King Sombra: What? No... No! Stop!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Good job, Spike.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: I do so wish it was permanent. Did you see how my mane just absolutely sparkled?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: But... good things are better when they're a rarity.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: Everything's gonna be okay. You've gotta stop saving my rump like this. It's starting to get embarrassing.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Wasn't me who saved you in the end. It was Spike.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Shining Armor: It's just a test. Maybe she'll let you retake it.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I don't think she's gonna give me a new test.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: [breathing heavily] [to himself] Keep it together, buddy... Gotta stay strong... for Twilight...	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: It's beautiful.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I wish it had been me who ultimately made it so. But it wasn't.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Princess Celestia: Twilight, as I understand it, Spike brought Princess Cadance the Crystal Heart because you weren't sure how quickly you could find a way to escape the tower. You weren't willing to risk the future of the citizens of the Crystal Empire in an effort to guarantee your own. Far better that I have a student who understands the meaning of self-sacrifice than one who only looks out for her own best interests.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Does this mean...?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Spike: She's totally gonna lose it! [breathes heavily] Keep it together, buddy... Gotta stay strong... for Twilight...!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: I passed!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Ooh.	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: You were prepared to do your best Had what it takes to pass the test All those doubts you can dismiss Turns out you were	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	All sans Twilight Sparkle: Prepared for this!	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack: You clearly have just what it takes	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Pinkie Pie: To pass a test with such high stakes	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Fluttershy: We knew for sure you would prevail	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash: Since when does Twilight Sparkle ever fail?	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	All sans Twilight Sparkle: All those doubts that you can dismiss Trust yourself and you cannot miss	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack & Rarity & Pinkie Pie: Turns out you were	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Turns out I was	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy & Spike: Turns out you were	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Twilight Sparkle: Turns out I was	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Rarity: Turns out you were	
The Crystal Empire - Part 2	Meghan McCarthy	Applejack & Rarity & Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy & Spike: Prepared for this!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: Try again, Twi, you can do it!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Phew, this spell's a toughie. But I feel lucky this time! One, two...	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Hi!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Nnnnnng! Pinkie, why'd you do that?!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: 'Cause hugs are funneriffic, especially when you throw one around a friend. Whatcha doin'?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Trying to turn that apple into an orange!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: But you kinda threw her aim off...	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Wheee! [giggles] What a cute orange birdie! Do me next, Twilight! Do me, do me!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Ooooh, Rarity, wanna see Twilight turn me into an orange? It's gonna be funna-fun-fuuun!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rarity: As fun as creating this haute couture ensemble that I just finished making? Delightful, non?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [gasps] This is terrible!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rarity: I admit it's perhaps not my finest work, but I-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: You had total-awesome-amazing fun and I missed out on it?! Neh! Wait! What if there's more awesome amazing fun with friends happening somewhere in Ponyville right now that I'm missing out on too?!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: We weren't going to turn her into an orange! I swear!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Hey, Rainbow Dash, whatcha doing?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: This punk cloud got so heavy it's making fog. Figure I'll thin this bad boy out so it floats back up.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oooh, fun! Wheeeeee! Gotta go!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Uh, thanks, Pinkie...?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Hey, Applejack! That looks like fun, can I join you? Wheee! Next time I'll pull you!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy! [panting] There... you... are...! Doing... [deep breath] anything... [deep breath] fun?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Not especially.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Feeling better, Pinkie?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Abso-tutely-lutely! Thanks for letting me rest in your butterfly grove while I get my Pinkie strength back!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: What are friends for?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: That's just the thing! I've got so many wonderful friends having fun in every last corner of Ponyville, I can't figure out how to keep up with it all! It's driving me even more coco-loco than usual!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: I can promise to not do anything fun at all if that would help.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: You are such a good friend.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: There you are, Pinkie. Been lookin' everywhere for ya, girl.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Hey, Pinkie. Got something fun planned this afternoon thought you might wanna know about.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Heh. Well, I'll be an apple crisp. I'm here for the same reason.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: This is perfect! Everyone will now bring their fun to me. Ha, this'll solve everything! Why didn't I think of that?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Actually, what I meant is after I'm done whipping up today's weather, I'll be chilling by the lake catching some rays. Wanna hang?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I am so there. Wheee.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: And my family's havin' a barn-raisin' this afternoon at Sweet Apple Acres.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: And I'm also so there. Whee, whee.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: But... that's when I'll be at the swimming hole. Ah, well, doesn't matter. Whichever one you choose is okay with me.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Me too.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Choose?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: One, two...	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! What in the wide, wide world of Equestria are you doing now?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Timing myself galloping back and forth between the swimming hole and Sweet Apple Acres. I'm trying to cut down my time so if Rainbow Dash dives off the swing, I can get to Sweet Apple Acres to help with the barn raising, and then be back in time to see Rainbow Dash hit the water after doing a double flip! [sigh] If I can cut my time by only twenty minutes, I'm good.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [laughs] Oh, Pinkie. I'm afraid no matter how hard you try, the only way to pull something like that off is if there's more of you to go around.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: That's it, Twilight! The legend of the Mirror Pool!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Legend of the who-what now? Pinkie! I'm familiar with loads of legends, and I never heard of-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: Does this mean practice is over?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Of course not! Back to work.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Seems like hardly anypony's been here in ages. I hope I'm remembering the rhymes right from my Nana Pinkie's story. "Where the brambles are thickest, there you will find a pond beyond the most twisted of vines!" [echoes] What was that?! Oh, I heard a voice! Oh. Hehe. It was me. Ouch! Ooh! Stop scratching me up, you brambles, and- Whoooaaa!
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [gasp] The Mirror Pool! [echoes] Oh, and there's that voice again! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Ah Pinkie, you have got to stop talking to yourself. Starting... now. "And into her own reflection she stared, uh, yearning for one whose reflection she shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared!"
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: Wheee-heee!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Wow, the legend is true. It really worked!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Okay, wait. I promised not talk to myself anymore. I should say something to her. Or... would that still be talking to myself? Excuse me, me? Can I have a word with you? Uh, I mean, me? Listen, I can see you're having lots of fun, but-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: Fun?! Did somebody say fun? Where?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I did, over here!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: I thought someone said something about fun! Where is it? Over here? Over here? I don't see it! Where is it? Where is it?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Whoa, calm yourself, Pinkie, there's loads of fun to be had in Ponyville with my girls! Trot on over back to Ponyville with me and I'll tell you all about 'em.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: ...And then there's Rarity. She's the one with all the fancy clothes and ribbons and stuff! I'm thinking she can make us all matching t-shirts that say 'Team Pinkie', and-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: Is this Ponyville? Where's the fun? Where's the fun?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Uh, well, let's see, Applejack's having a barn raising at-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: It's that-away!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Wait, come back! Don't forget to meet me back here to tell me everything about everything, like I was there myself! Because I'm you and, and you're me, and- Oh, my gosh! This is the greatest plan ever! [squee] Now, off to double my fun!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Let's rock this pool, ponies! [blows up inflatable] Whee!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Coming in, Dashie? The water's great, it's totally wet and everything!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: I don't know... Cloud busting was tougher work than usual today. [yawns] I'm kind of exhausted.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: That's fine, you relax. At least we'll still be together!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Glad you made it, Pinkie. I thought you maybe went to Applejack's, instead.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I did.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Oh. The barn up yet?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I have no idea.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: But I thought you said you were just at Applejack's.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Actually, I'm probably still on my way there now! Whee!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Oh, Pinkie Pie, I'm so glad you wandered by. I know I promised not to have any fun today, but, oh, I couldn't help myself. All of my critter friends wanted a picnic, and I couldn't disappoint them. Come join us. We have plenty of hay juice and marmalade to go around, don't we, critters?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: [chomps] Wait, but that sounds super fun! Oh, but Applejohn sounds super fun too! Uh, and, and I can't do one without missing out on the other!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Who's Applejohn?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: Two fun things at once? But which, which? Oh, can't decide... [breathes heavily] Trouble breathing... Walls closing in!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Walls? But we're outside.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Goodness. Was it something I said?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: Yes!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Huh?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: So you see, that's how I'm able to have fun in two places at once.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Duplicates of you, huh? Heh, yeah, sure, Pinkie. [yawns] Look, I was just gearing up to catch some Z's, so, uh...	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Gotcha. I'll have the rest of my fun really quietly. [quietly] Wheeeee...	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: How'd you do that?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Just trying to show a little consideration for my sleepy friend. Ooh, ooh, gotta run. Looks like I'm trying to get my attention. Excuse me.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: And me.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh, tell me all about it! Did they pull the walls of the barn up slow or fast?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: I-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Maybe slow to medium fast, somewhere in that range?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: I-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Ooh, did you get ice cream? What kinds did they have? Banana brickle?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: I didn't make it! I was on my way there and then Fluttershutter-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: Yeah, her. She offered something else fun for me to do! A picnic, with cute little animals!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Aw, how could you say no to that?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: That's what I'm saying! Then I would've missed the super fun thing with Applesauce!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Applejack.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: [bawling] So I didn't do anything fun at all!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Aw, my poor poor me! There, there. Tell me what, we just need a couple more Pinkie Pies. Easy peasy.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: Really?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Come on, would I lie to me?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie 2: "...and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared!"
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2: Look, a double me!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I think you mean a double-double me. Plus another double-double me, which makes two double-double mes, or a double-double-double me, if you will.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 3: Did somebody say fun? Where? Fun fun fun fun fun!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Now Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy are covered, plus one extra Pinkie Pie in case we get an extra invite from somepony else. Perfect! Okay, let's go! [under] Hey, Pinkies! Yoo-hoo!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2 & Pinkie Pie 3: ...and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared!
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Okay, good enough. Pinkie Pies, move it out-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie 2 & Pinkie Pie 3 & Pinkie Pie 4: "...not to be scared, at the prospect of being doubly mared!"
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: What in the name of pink?! Knock it off!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: To Ponyville, everyone! Follow me!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Yes, it's fun there.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [whistles] Okay, between the bunch of us, we should have every nook and cranny of fun in Ponyville covered at all times. An unprecedented and massive undertaking! But first, a pop quiz on the names I taught you!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicates: [in chorus] Applejack! Fluttershy! Pinkie Pie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Excellent. Okay, let's get on with this, folks. Fan out on three. One-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Eh, good enough. La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, whee!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [sneezes] What the-	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Wow! Pinkie Pie wasn't kidding about the duplicates! Except now there's triplicates... and quadruplicates!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Dash is gonna love this! Aw, if I push her around on this floaty thing, it'll be fun and relaxing!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Uh-oh...	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: No more Pinkies! I can't take it!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Gosh, uh... I wonder what fun they're having raising the barn at Applejack's right now! Maybe I'd better go check!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: No!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oh, phew! Looks like I haven't missed a thing!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: I wanna know right now where all you Pinkies came from, so I can find out who's responsible for y'all ruinin' our barn raisin'!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Uh, you look pretty busy right now, so [laughs nervously] maybe we should talk a little later?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicates: Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Y'all come back here and clean up after yourselves this instant!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oh no, what have I done, what have I done?! My poor friends...	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, everypony, please, calm down!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Calm down? I just had a Pinkie hurricane raging through my shop!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: And they trashed our critter picnic!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Please, everypony, hang on while I try to figure something out! Come on, Spike. I've gotta try to remember the name of that legend she mentioned.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Aha, here it is! "The legend of the Mirror Pond"... It describes a spell I can use to send them back where they came from!
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: That's perfect! Let's go!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: But there's a catch. If I can't figure out which one's the real Pinkie, I might send her back by mistake!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: Well, we'll just have to figure out who the real one is then. Shouldn't be too hard.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Does anypony here know how we can tell the real Pinkie Pie from all the rest of them?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Twilight! I have to talk to you, I need your help!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me, whoever you are, but I'm not talking to any of you Pinkies unless you're the real Pinkie.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oh, but, but I am the real Pinkie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate: No, you're not! I'm the real Pinkie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate 2: I'm the real Pinkie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate 3: No, I'm the real Pinkie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate 4: I'm the real Pinkie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate 5: No, I'm the real Pinkie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate 6: I'm the real Pinkie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicates: Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: How in tarnation are we supposed to tell which is the real Pinkie?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I have no idea.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicates: Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, this is hopeless!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: Maybe that one's the real Pinkie.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Please. The real Pinkie Pie never sat that long in one place her whole life!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: I'm gonna go ask.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Of course she's gonna say she's the real Pinkie! They all do! You're wasting your time.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: So lemme guess. You're the real Pinkie Pie.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Heck if I know. Could be any one of us if you ask me. And if I said I was the real Pinkie, you wouldn't even believe me anyway. So just leave me alone. I've got some important poking the ground with my hoof to do.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Spike, how're we gonna do this? I can't risk sending the real Pinkie back into the pond!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: I miss the real Pinkie.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [sighs] I bet she misses you too. Bet she'd do just about anything to get to be with her friends again. Hey. Hey! What if you gave them a test? Pick something really hard for a Pinkie to do, something not fun at all! Any Pinkie that can't do it goes back into the pond. But whoever wants to stay the most, that must be the real Pinkie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: You know, that's not a bad idea.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Hey, Twilight!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I've been looking all over for you ponies. What are you all doing here?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy spoke with the woodland critters, and they've agreed to take us into their home 'til the Pinkie storm dies down.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: You guys, we're gonna fix this. And I know exactly how.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Are we gonna lose our real Pinkie Pie?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I don't think so. Now come along. I've already got Applejack and her family rounding up all the Pinkies.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Hyah, ya Pinkies! Hyah!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate: Ooh, they wanna play chase! This is fun, too!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Oh, give it a rest.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Welcome, Pinkies, welcome. Please have a seat and make yourselves comfortable. [pause] Okay, I suppose you can't be comfortable staying in one place, but have a seat anyway. [pause] Sit down!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Better. Now, I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you all here today.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate: For fun?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: No, just the opposite actually.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Wait up, I got one more! Found this one poking at the ground with her hoof, drawing frowny faces.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Have her come sit with the others.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkies, you've been brought here to take a test.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicates: [in chorus] Awww!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, it's a simple test, about as simple as they come, and whoever passes gets to stay.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Curtain, please. The test... will be watching paint dry!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: On your mark, get set, go!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: Ooh, this is so exciting!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Spike: Okay, maybe not that exciting.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate: Oh, hey, look at the birdie!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate: Watch me bounce and touch the ceiling!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate: Is that... is that a frog crossed with an orange?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate 2: Cool!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate 3: Where?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate: Betcha can't make a face crazier than... this!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Ugh, I can't take it anymore! Somepony's making balloon animals!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie Duplicate: What? Where?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, you can look away now.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I passed?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: You passed. You're the only Pinkie who kept staring at the wall.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I had to. I just had to. I couldn't leave my friends, I just couldn't. But I guess sometimes I will have to choose between them.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I knew you'd be up to the challenge.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: I'm me! I'm me! I'm me! Or am I? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I am.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: It's great to have fun, but it's even greater to have great friends. And having lots of friends means that you sometimes have to make choices as to who you'll spend your time with. But that's okay, because good friends will always give you lots of opportunities to have fun. So even if you're missing out, it's never for long.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Respectfully yours,	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Hi, Pinkie Pie. We were thinking we should go out and celebrate.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: You up for some wheelbarrow races?	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Or I could take everypony on a cloud ride!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Rarity: I could throw a party with punch and zesty cucumber sandwiches! Ooh!	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: That looks like fun.	
Too Many Pinkie Pies	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Oh, Pinkie.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [whining] What to wear, what to wear? Oh, what to wear?!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Scoot your boot, Apple Bloom. It's not like it's the Harvest Day Parade! We're just goin' to the train station!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Too casual. Too summery.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [sigh] Your cousin isn't gonna care what you're wearin'. Just pick somethin'!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: This is my first time meetin' her, and she's from Manehattan. I wanna make a good impression!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: You know what would make a good impression?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: What?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Bein' on time to pick her up!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: You got nothin' to worry about, sugarcube. Y'all are gonna get along great. You already have somethin' in common.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [muffled, through snorkel] Oh, yeah? What's that?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Neither of you have your cutie mark.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: What?! How could you forget to tell me somethin' like that?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well, I-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Oh, this changes everything! Meet you at the train station! I'm gonna go tell Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: You know, your cousin is supposed to sleep in here!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Do you really think she'll wanna join?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: She doesn't have her cutie mark. Of course she'll wanna join the Cutie Mark Crusaders!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I'm just so excited I could burst!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Is that the train from Manehattan?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Yep.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: That's her! Oh, wait, no, no, that's not her. Oh! No, tha-tha-that's her! Um, no. Oh, wait, tha- that's not her either, uh...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Apple Bloom, you've never met Babs Seed, remember?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Oh... [laughs nervously] Yeah.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Ah, that's her!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Babs! Babs! It's me, your cousin, Apple Bloom! And this is Sweetie Belle, and this is Scootaloo, and we are so, so, so glad you're here!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Thanks, I'm happy to-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: This is gonna be the best week of your life!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Sure hope it's gonna be-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Seriously, we are gonna have a blast.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: The Summer Harvest Parade's going on while you're here! You'll get to ride in a float!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Really? I've never been on a float before.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: And we've got a really big surprise for you!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Yeah... uh... a surprise?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I give you... the Cutie Mark Crusaders Clubhouse!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: The Cutie Mark Crusaders?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: A club devoted to helping ponies get their cutie marks! We're its founding members.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Technically, we're its only members.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: But we're always looking to expand, and you seem like the perfect candidate!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: I do?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Well, yeah, since you don't have a cutie mark and all.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Oh, yeah... [blows] That...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Allow me to show you just some of the highlights of our clubhouse, should you choose to join us.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: This is where we do our role call...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: This is where we eat our lunch...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Sometimes we stand here and think of great ideas.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Yeah, uh...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Uh, could you excuse us for a moment?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Sure...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [hushed] Thought she'd be more impressed.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: [hushed] She's from Manehattan. If we wanna impress her, we need to really wow her!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Hmmmm.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: [gasps] [hushed] The float! She can ride with us on our Summer Harvest Parade float!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [hushed] That's perfect! This really is a good spot for thinking up great ideas.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Mm-hmm.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Here it is! The official Cutie Mark Crusaders float for the Summer Harvest Parade!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: As a member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, you'd be able to ride on it with us! It'd be totally fun.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: More like funny...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Silver Spoon: What is that thing, a giant orange?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: It's a pumpkin.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: More like a lame-kin.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Who's the new blank flank?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: She's mah cousin, Babs. She's from Manehattan!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Manehattan, huh? Well, I guess you have that going for you.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Silver Spoon: Suppose you're gonna join their little club? What's it called? The [mockingly] Cutie Mark Crusaders?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Hey!!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Oooo, heh, big city attitude! I like it!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Silver Spoon: Mm-hmm!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Oh no, she didn't!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Looks like somepony's pumpkin just got squashed!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: When ah tell Applejack-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: You gonna tell Applejack what?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: W-well, y'know, uh...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: What're you, a snitch?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Come on, Babs, you should hang with us! Y'know, the cool ponies, not these babies!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: What... just happened?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: I think Babs just went to the dark side.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: We have to tell Applejack!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: No! We're not snitches!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Yeah! And we're not babies!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Then... why do I feel like crying?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: I still can't believe she ruined our pumpkin float.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I still can't believe I'm related to such a big stinkin' bully!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: [sighs] What are we gonna do?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We're gonna build a new float, that's what.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Why bother? She'll probably just ruin that one, too.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: We could always tell Applejack.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: [echoing] What are you, a snitch?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: No!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We're not gonna be a bunch of tattle-tales! Besides, she's only here a couple of weeks. We'll just avoid her like the plague until she goes home.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Avoid her. Yeah, how hard can that be?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom & Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Yeah, yeah, yeah  Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom & Sweetie Belle & and Scootaloo: Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do? Got a bully on our tail Gotta hide, we gotta bail Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you Gotta run, we gotta flee Gotta hurry, don't you see? Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad seed	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom & Sweetie Belle & and Scootaloo: Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Hiding from a bully, we know it isn't right But the Cutie Mark Crusaders, we aren't lookin' for a fight	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Oh, she'll go home soon, and then we'll have some peace again But for now, we're staying out of her way 'til then	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom & Sweetie Belle & and Scootaloo: Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do? Got a bully on our tail Gotta hide, we gotta bail Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you Gotta run, we gotta flee Gotta hurry, don't you see?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom & Sweetie Belle & and Scootaloo: Why so mean? Why so crude? Why so angry? Why so rude? Can't you be nice? Can't we be friends? Isn't it sad? Is this how it all ends?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom & Sweetie Belle & and Scootaloo: Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad- Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad- Babs Seed, Babs Seed-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: She's just a bad, bad seed!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Babs may have run us out of town, but at least we still have the club-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Hey! What're you doing at my clubhouse?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Y- y- your clubhouse?! This is our clubhouse!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Well, it was yours, and now it's mine.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Silver Spoon: And mine.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: And mine.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: That's not fair, Babs! We never did anything to you!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: And let's keep it that way. Now scram, crybabies!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed & Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: Bump, bump, sugar-lump, rump!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: That Babs has really gone too far this time!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Kicked out of our own clubhouse!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: And my own bed!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Seriously?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Super-seriously.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: We need to talk to Applejack.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: No!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Rarity?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: No!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Twilight?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: No, no, no! We need to fight back!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Yeah! Fight back! How're we gonna do that?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [gasp] By makin' her the guest of honor at the Summer Harvest Parade!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: [gasps] Yeah! Wait, what?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [laughs under her breath] When you look up 'embarrassed' in the dictionary... [deep breath] Her face will be there!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Moo! Moo!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Moo! Moo!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Are those from the Carousel Boutique?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Yup.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Excellent.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Ooh!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Luster dust from Sugarcube Corner. They use it for decorating cakes.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: That must be what Rarity uses on her emergency edible boots!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: The gears and bands for the moving mechanism, my tools and stuff... Did you bring the thing from the place?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: What's that?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Granny Smith's kitchen timer.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: What's that for?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: C'mon, y'all, let's get to it. We only got a few hours before mornin', and this thing has to look so good, Babs won't be able to resist wanting to ride in it!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: [yawns] Is this it?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: [tired] I think... we're a go.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: [tired] Good, 'cause we'd better get out of here before Babs finds us.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: [tired] Cutie Mark Crusaders, ho!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Roma: Hot carrot crêpes! Get 'em here, get 'em hot!
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: [blows] Whoaaaa...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Isn't it smashing? No! I-I didn't mean smashing! I mean... Isn't it a hit? No! No, I- No! No hitting! I meant-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Well, don't even think about riding it, Babs.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Ow!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: You had your chance.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: See ya later, Cutie Mark Crybabies!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [hushed] The timer set?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Teach her to fool with the Cutie Mark Crusaders!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Y'all are letting Babs ride in your golden apple float?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Yeah. We thought she deserved to be the... center of attention.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well, that's just super sweet of y'all, makin' Babs feel so special. Y'know, after all the heartache she's been havin' in Manehattan.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Heartache?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well, I didn't say nothin' 'cause I didn't want her to feel singled out, but there's been some bullies back in Manehattan just been teasin' her to pieces for her blank flank.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: T-t-t-teased?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: B-Bullies?!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Yup. She came up to the farm to get away from all her problems back home. I'm so proud of y'all. You've done a good deed.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: So that's why she jumped in when Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon started giving us a hard time.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: She didn't want to be bullied like at home, so she decided to be a bully instead!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: And now we've turned into bullies too!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: What do we do?!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Nice float, Babs.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Snagged it from those whiny baby blank flanks.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Too cool for mule, Babs.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We gotta stop that float!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [almost inaudible] Applejack, quick you have to-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Huh?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [almost inaudible] Quick, you have to help us-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: What?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We booby-trapped it!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Babs! Bully! Payback! No time to explain! We've just gotta get Babs out of that float!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Spectator: Oof, my popcorn!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Sorry!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: 'Scuse me! Ah, whoops.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Whoa!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Pinkie Pie, let us in! ("lettuce in")
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [laughs] Funny joke!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: No, really! Let- us- in!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Ohhh! Here!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Babs! You gotta get out of that float!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: You're not getting your float back, crybabies!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: But it's booby tra-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Veggie salad!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Huh?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: Veggie salad!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Seriously?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: What the-	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Babs! Babs!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Oof!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [yelling] Oooh, sweet applesauce!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Maybe we'll get our cutie marks in stupidest ideas of all time.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Are y'all okay?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Yeah... we're fine.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: No sweat.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: After I'd been so mean to ya... you saved me!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [sighs] About that...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: I don't get it! I saw it all happen! You pushed me out just when the float was about to head into the lake!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Except... we were the reason it was headed into the lake.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: We booby trapped the float.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Y'see Babs, we were tryin' to get you back for bein' a big bully...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: But then Applejack told us about how you were being bullied back in Manehattan.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: And we figured out you were just doing it to avoid getting picked on in Ponyville. But, by then... we were the ones being bullies. And... Oh, why does life have to be so ironic?!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Guess what we're trying to say is...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Cutie Mark Crusaders: We're sorry.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: [blows] I'm sorry too.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [sighs] Y'know, this all could've been avoided if y'all just came to me in the very beginning.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: That's what I kept on saying!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: So... can we... start over?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Definitely.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Yeah.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: "We, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, elect Babs Seed to join us as a sister, friend, confidaynte, alley, boss-om buddy, gal pal, compader, chum of chums..."
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: Well you wrote this.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Oh, uh, yeah...	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: "Homegirl... Amiga..." Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh, yes, here. "...and fellow Cutie Mark Crusader! You are solemnly sworn in, here this day, in witness of your fellow sisters, friends, confidantes... boss-om buddies... compadres..."
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Scootaloo: Congratulations! [quickly, under her breath] Gotta remember to revise that.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: So you promise you're gonna start our Manehattan branch of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, right?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Yeah, and I promise to keep talking to my big sis about the teasing back home.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Good. And if you have any problems, we've got your back too, y'hear?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: So you're leaving huh? Great! Now we're stuck here with these lame blank flanks.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Hey! That's not how you talk to my friends!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Silver Spoon: F-friends?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Yeah, you got a problem with that?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Diamond Tiara: Well, what if I do? What are you gonna do about it?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Tell your mothers about your bad attitudes!	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: I'm sure gonna miss that bad seed.	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Bad seed? I thought y'all were friends now?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Sweetie Belle: No, see, first we called her 'bad seed' as in actually a bad seed, but now she's bad as in good. Get it?	
One Bad Apple	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Yea... No.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Shopkeeper: May I help you, traveler? Hmm, something drew you to my shop... something powerful. Ah, you have a keen eye. The Alicorn Amulet is one of the most mysterious and powerful of all the known magical charms. Uh, ah- I'm afraid this is... far too dangerous.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Shopkeeper: [quickly] Would you like that gift-wrapped?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Don't be scared, little friends. Twilight is wonderful with magic. [to Twilight] Anything happens to them, Twilight, so help me...	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Spike: Aww, don't worry, Fluttershy, Twilight's magic has gotten a lot better since she accidentally crushed me and Applejack with a giant snowball.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Of course she's good with magic. Twilight's great with magic. I guess I just don't want my little friends to be scared. Oh, oh, look how scared they are!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I promise, Fluttershy. Nothing bad will happen to them.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [high-pitched] I know! Stop, stop! They can't take it!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Spike: Twilight, that looks amazing!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Phew!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That's all for now, little ones. Maybe we can practice again later, if Fluttershy says it's alright.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Spike: Your magic has really improved since we came to Ponyville, Twilight. Princess Celestia's going to love it.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Spike. I have to be at my best when she arrives with the delegates from Saddle Arabia. I can't believe she's trusting me with the entertainment.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Twilight! Come quick! It's an emergency!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [gasp] You beast! This shade of brown should only be used for accents!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Come on, Applejack. We've got to get her in a nice, soothing pink, stat!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What's going on here?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Well, well, well. If it isn't... Twilight Sparkle.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Trixie!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Spike: What's she doing here?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: You call that great and powerful?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snips: Oh! She's Rainbow Wobble, now!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snails: Yeah! Ha ha ha ha!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snails: Good spell, oh Great and Powerful Trixie!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: You two! Quiet!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snips: Uh, hey! W- What happened?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snails: Get off of me! Brbrbr.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snips: Let go!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snails: Go this way!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Stop picking on my friends, Trixie!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: You and I have some unfinished business. My magic's gotten better since I was here last. And I'm going to prove it! Me and you, a magic duel. Winner stays, loser leaves Ponyville forever!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Forget it! I'd never make a deal like that!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Hm. Your choice.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Trixie, put him down. Why are you doing this?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Why? Because you humiliated me! After you showed me up with that Ursa Minor, I became a laughing stock! Everywhere I went I was laughed at and ostracized. I even had to take a job on a rock farm just to earn a living! A rock farm!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Hey! You're lucky a rock farm would take the likes of you!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Now I want revenge! And I'll just keep casting spells 'til you agree. Well? What do you say?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Spike: Whoooaah! Help... me!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Alright, Trixie. Let's duel!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Excellent.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: If I lose, I won't set hoof in Ponyville again. But if you lose, you're the one banished from this one-horse town!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Draw!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Snips, Snails, step forward!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: An age spell? But... how could you do an age spell? That's only for the highest level unicorns!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Well, Twilight? Give up?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Spike: Come on, Twilight, you can do it!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Trixie is the highest level unicorn! [laughs] And now it's time for you to leave Ponyville! FOREVER!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Applejack: That's enough, Trixie!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rarity: You proved your point, but you can't possibly expect Twilight to leave Ponyville!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: You fools! She's already gone!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: It's okay, guys. I'll figure something out. Just take care of each other. And keep an eye on Trixie. There's something strange about her.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [grunts of exertion] Ugh! It's impossible! How could Trixie know such advanced magic? Without Spike, I can't get a message to the Princess in Saddle Arabia. So who else do I know who understands strange and powerful magic?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Your tale of woe upsets me so. [sips] No wonder you're dour. It's an abuse of power!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I don't know what to do, Zecora. I feel like I've abandoned my friends. But I can't take her on horn-to-horn.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Zecora: [sips] If you train with me, so good you'll be. I'll show you the way to make sure she won't stay.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You'll train me in magic? But she was doing age spells, weather spells, you name it!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Zecora: When it comes to magic, it would be tragic if somepony licked me, especially Trixie.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You really think I can beat her?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Mm-hmm.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, when do we start?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: You two! Hurry up with my throne.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: And you, how long do I have to wait for my applesauce facial?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Forget it, Trixie! I ain't doing nothin' 'til you let Twilight come home! [laughs uncontrollably] Okay, I'll do it! Just make it stop! Hoo!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: I thought I told you to dance!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Oh, Trixie's cruel magic is ruining Ponyville. Ow! [whines] Oh, somepony has to help us!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Ah, no noise, no sound, no din, no fuss must interfere with your focus. Unlearn what you have learned. Only then can victory be earned.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Zecora: There is much, much that I can teach, but the answer you need may still be out of reach.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, Zecora. I'm trying my best, but... I can't stop thinking about Trixie. There was something different about her. It's like she's gone from high and mighty to mean and nasty.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Your thinking needs a readjust. Total concentration is a must.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Ugh, this really doesn't seem to be getting us anywhere.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I hear you, Pinkie. I can't find anything that describes the kind of magic Trixie's doin'.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Spike: Ugh, there must be something! Twilight has every magic book there is!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] Um, I think I may have found something?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Yes, it's time for us to consider our futures in this new Trixie-led Ponyville.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] Um, this sounds an awful lot like Trixie's magic-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Applejack: She wants me to grow apples with no peels! Now how the hay am I supposed to do that?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] Um, there's a picture here of that necklace-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] It's called the Alicorn Amulet, and whoever wears it is blessed with untold-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Spike: Hey, everypony, look! This book has a picture of Trixie's necklace! It's called the Alicorn Amulet, and whoever wears it is blessed with untold powers!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] If you read a little further, you'll see-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [reading] Even though it provides great power, it also corrupts the user!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] Yes, but, um, you can't-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Spike: [reading] You can't just take the Alicorn Amulet off her neck, it has a magical lock! Trixie's the only pony who can take it off!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] Maybe we could-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Applejack: We need to get this information to Twilight. She'll know what to do.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] But, h- how-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rarity: If any of us try to leave, Trixie's magical force field will tell her!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] Maybe we should-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I've got it! Trying to sneak past the force field would be impossible without help, but I know who's got the goods to get into those woods!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [quietly] It- it must be-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Whaaat?!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Applejack: What do you say, Fluttershy? Can you handle the mission?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: No! I'll crack under the pressure! I'll snap like a twig!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Perfect! Fluttershy'll sneak out of Ponyville and find Twilight.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: But- but I, I-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [teeth chattering] [sighs] Okay.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Alright!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I know just the design for a dangerous mission outfit!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Pull, you fools! [cracks whip] Somepony set off the magic force field, and Trixie intends to punish them!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snips: [gasping] But... wouldn't it be faster if we had some... wheels?!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels. Now pull faster!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snails: [gasping] I'm telling ya, Snips, she's getting weirder and weirder!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Stop! You there! What are you doing?!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snails: Gah, why is she so mean to us?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Snips: Yeah! I miss the days when she was just a fraud!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh, okay, okay, you're right. I need to be brave and find Twilight.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh! Y- you found her?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: She's in the Everfree Forest?!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh, this is me being brave! I wanna be brave at home, locked in my closet, with my teddy bear!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe I didn't recognize the Alicorn Amulet!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: The more she uses it, the more it will corrupt her!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: But how am I supposed to beat that amulet? My magic's not good enough!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Zecora: Twilight Sparkle, much work have you done. You learned all of my lessons; all but one. If Trixie's tricks have you in a fix, you must nix your magic and use the six.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Nix your magic, use the six... Nix your magic, use the six! Use the six! That's it! Zecora, you're a genius! Now we'll need to get you back inside Ponyville, Fluttershy.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: This better not be another false alarm, or the Great and Powerful Trixie will- [gasps] You! [muffled] What's the matter, Twilight Sparkle? Not enjoying your exile?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I know about the Alicorn Amulet. I know you cheated.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Cheated? Moi?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. And I thought you might wanna see what a real magical amulet looks like. Zecora gave it to me. [muffled] It's from beyond the Everfree Forest, [normal] and it's way more powerful than your measly little Alicorn Amulet!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Ha! Nothing's more powerful than the Alicorn Amulet! And nopony's more powerful than the Great and Powerful Trixie!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [muffled] Care to put your amulet where your mouth is? [normal] How about another duel?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: [muffled] Why should I? I already beat you.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That's up to you! But I guess you'll never see the totally awesome magic from beyond the Everfree Forest. Come on, Zecora.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Wait!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Okay, okay, you're on! A second duel.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Let's start with a simple age spell, shall we?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Let's.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Snips, Snails.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: An oldie, but a goodie, ha. Now, let's see what your little charm can do.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No problem. Um, Applejack, Rarity? Could you help me, please?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Huh?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Huh?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Oh, ho-hum. So you can do an age spell, big deal.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: That's... That's impossible!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That's nothing!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Yow!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: How did you-	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Duplication spell. Ever see one pony play ten instruments?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: This... just can't be!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ooh, one more. I can turn a mare into a stallion.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Big McIntosh: [as Male Applejack] (nervously) Eeyup.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Well, Trixie, looks like my amulet is more powerful than yours- Hey! Give it back!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: [laughs] With this amulet, I shall now rule all of Equestria!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Witness, my subjects. Gaze upon an ever greater and 'powerful-er' Trixie!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Hey! [scoffs] I don't need that old Alicorn Amulet. I have this!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [laughs] Stop it! Tha- that tickles!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Tickles?! That was supposed to make you writhe in agony! This amulet is defective! [magic zap] Give mine back!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Sorry. This is going back into hiding where it belongs.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: By the way, Trixie, the amulet around your neck? It's one of Zecora's doorstops.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: [upset] But... how did you do those spells? Nopony can do those spells!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You're right. Not even me. Zecora taught me so much about magic while I was in exile. She even taught me when not to use it. My magic alone wasn't powerful enough to take on the Alicorn Amulet head to head, so I needed to use a different kind of magic - the magic of friendship. I also knew that the only pony who could get the amulet off your neck was you.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: But... what about the pony with the ten instruments?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That's not magic. That was just Pinkie Pie.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Saddle Arabian delegates: Oooh!	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Trixie?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: It's the least I could do. I treated you and your friends so horribly when I was wearing that Alicorn Amulet. I just couldn't control myself. You can forgive me, can't you?	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Hmmm. Sure.	
Magic Duel	M. A. Larson	Trixie: Oh, good. Don't you think the Great and Apologetic Trixie is the most magnificent humble pony you've ever seen?!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Whoo-hoo!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: [sips] Nice moves, kid.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Nice moves? Rainbow Dash thinks I've got-	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [gasps] ...nice moves!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: ...Then, all of a sudden, I'm airborne! And Rainbow Dash looks over and was like, "Nice moves, kid."
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Woooow.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: She really said that?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: I mean, it's like she practically told me she wanted to take me under her wing, teach me everything she knows, and become like my big sister!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: I dunno about all that.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: It was a really nice compliment and all, but...	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: I know, I know. But all that stuff I said could happen, right?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Sure.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: Absolutely.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: I just need to find a way to spend some time with her, y'know, so she can see more of my awesomeness.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Well... Applejack and I are supposed to be campin' up at Winsome Falls this weekend. Maybe I could get my big sis to invite Rainbow Dash, and then you could come, too!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Really?!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Sure!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: I wanna go...	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Well, duh, of course you can go!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: And I'll get Rarity to come too! Rarity loves camping!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: I despise camping! All of that... [shudders] ...nature.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: Oh, all right! Ooh! Of course I will need to find an outfit more appropriate for 'roughing it'. Ooh!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: See? Told you she'd wanna go.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: You packed bug spray?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Yup. You got the canteens?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: Yup. Looks like we're all set then.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: Hey!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: Gee, Rarity, did you remember to pack?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: Oh, well, let's see who gets the last laugh when you're absolutely desperate to curl your lashes, and you realize you didn't bring your eyelash curler.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: Well, looks like we're all set now.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: But what about Rainbow Dash? Isn't Rainbow Dash coming?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: 'Course she is, sugarcube. She's gonna meet us up at our first campsite.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Oh.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: Alright, y'all, let's move 'em out!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: Oh, are we there yet?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: The last thousand times you asked that, the answer was no. This time, it's actually yes. There's Rainbow Dash up there right now.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [quietly] Alright, Scootaloo, just play it cool. [normal] Hey Rai-	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [clears throat] Hey, Rainbow Dash! What's up?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: What took you guys so long?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: Well, some of us didn't pack as light as the others. So we were slowed down a bit.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Looks like you'll be sharing a tent with me, huh?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Heh, if that's okay with you.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Sure! Long as you don't snore. You don't snore, do you?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Nope. No way. Not me. Never snored a day or [laughs nervously] night in my life.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Then you and I are gonna get along just fine.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: You have got to be kidding me.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: Sweetie Belle, do be a dear and see if you can find some fresh flowers for my bedside vase.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: [mimicking Rarity] Scootaloo, do be a sweetheart and see if you can gather some firewood.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Seriously though. Can you get us some wood for the fire?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Of course!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Okay, everybody get comfortable, 'cause I'm about to tell you the best story you've ever heard.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Is it about the time when Rarity had wings, and then they got ruined, and then you saved her from plummeting to her doom?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Okay, maybe it's the second best story you've ever heard. But probably still the scariest. [spookily] You like scary stories, right?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [gasps] Mm-hmm.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: It all happened on a night just like this one, in a forest, just like this...	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: ...And then, The Olden Pony asked, [mimicking aged voice] "Who's got my rusty horseshoe?"
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: Not me!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: You do!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [clears throat] Something in my throat. I wasn't scared at all, heheh. Good story.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Knew you wouldn't be scared. The way you jumped that cart the other day, you're like me - fearless.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: [coddling] Don't worry. Rarity is here to keep you safe and sound. Ooh!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: [yawns] Think it's about time for me to hit the straw.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: Don't you worry, little sis. There's no 'Olden Pony' in our tent.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [nervously] Haa, that sure was funny, wasn't it? Heheh. How they were all afraid of The Olden Pony? Heh, but not me, heh!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: That's because you're tough, just like when I was your age!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: I'm hitting the sack. Come in whenever you feel like it.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [nervously] It's, it's nothing... Just my imagination...	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [nervously] And that isn't the thundering stomp of The Olden Pony...	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: I-Is anyone out there?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	The Olden Pony: Who got my rusty horseshoe?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	The Olden Pony: Who's got my rusty horseshoe?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [cries] [dash] [panting] Rainbow Dash-?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	The Olden Pony: You do!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: [yawns] What's that noise? Is there a bug in here? [sighs] I dunno about you, but I slept like a filly.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [nervously] Best night ever.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Glad you're rested up, because we've got a long trek ahead. Totally gonna be worth it when we get to Winsome Falls.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: Ohh... Am I sweating? Oh! I think I'm sweating! Oh, uh, but it's absolutely worth it to get to spend time with my little sister. It's just that this cart feels like it's getting heavier all the time!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: I don't care if that's cart's as heavy as a pack of mules. If we don't get a move on, it'll be dark before we get to the campsite!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [gasps] Dark?! [wings buzzing] I'll just ride ahead and make sure the path is clear. We don't wanna be out here after dark, right?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Doesn't matter to me.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Well, y'know, [hushed] it's for the scaredy-ponies, heheh.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: [fades in] That's why it's always important to bring your own trunk on any public outing.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [gasps] Um... don't come this way! Take the path! It's, heh, way better than going through the bushes.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: You're more nervous than a worm in an apple on cider making day. What gives, Scootaloo?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Heh, nothing, just thought I heard something, aheh.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: You sure you're okay? You seem a little jumpy.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Just getting my exercise! You know how important it is to stretch out those hindquarters every so often, aheh.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Uh, d-do you need a little help?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: That's so sweet, thank you.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: No need for tents tonight, y'all. We'll just take shelter in that cave.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: All right! A deep, dark cave! Perfect for the story I've got for tonight. All we need is a campfire, and we're good to go.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [gulps] [nervously] Uh, of course...	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [nervously] I'll be right back with lots of firewood from the deep... dark... not-scary-at-all forest!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Thanks.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [breathing heavily] [sighs] Okay. I can do this. On the count of three, I get those branches. One... two... three! [trembling] [sighs] [nervously] Here, branches branches branches...	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: Bbbbrrr! Hoo-wee! It's colder than a timberwolf's toenail. Bbbrr! Where's that Scootaloo?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [panicked laughing] Here you go!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: That's it?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: It's all I could find, 'cause, y'know, there aren't that many trees around here!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: It's all we need. Why don't you sit with Rainbow Dash for a while?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Hey, I have an idea! How about I tell tonight's story?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Alright, just make sure it's a horrible one.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: There once was a really really nice pony who lived in a bright and sunny land, where there are rainbows every day, and lots and lots of happy friends, and-	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: No offense, but it's not a real campfire story unless somepony's shaking. [spookily] I've been told that these very woods are haunted...	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: [spookily] ...by The Headless Horse! It gallops only at night-	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: If it doesn't have a head, then how in tarnation does this pony know where it's goin'?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: It's headless, not brainless. [spookily] ...looking for little lost ponies-	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: So where's its brain?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: [spookily] [crossfades in] ...and they were never heard from ever again!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: [gasps] Never?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Never.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: Don't worry, you'll be safe with me tonight.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: It's not time for bed yet, is it?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: 'Fraid so, Scootaloo.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: You don't have to ask me twice!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: Good night, Sweetie Belle.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: Good night, y'all.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Good night, y'all.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Sleep tight.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Oh, just one more song! Anyone? [whoosh] How about a dance contest? I know you love to cut a rug, so how 'bout we mess up a cave floor? I have a brilliant idea! Hide and seek! Who's with me?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: [yawns] Maybe tomorrow.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Aww.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Applejack: Seems like you don't really wanna go to sleep tonight. Is there some reason why?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Pfft, of course not! I just love camping and hanging out with Rainbow Dash so much that I don't wanna waste a single minute with sleep! [yawns] Heh, silly sleep.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: That's cool and all, Scoot, but this pony needs her shut-eye and she needs it now!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [gasps] If The Headless Horse catches me, I'm never gonna be heard from again! And I wanna be heard from! Woah, woaaah! Ugh! [grunts] Woah!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [panting] Aaah!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Princess Luna: [echoing] A warm welcome to you, Scootaloo.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Princess Luna! I thought you were The Headless Horse!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Princess Luna: You were mistaken, but I hope not disappointed.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: You are so, so much better than The Headless Horse. But what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in Canterlot?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Princess Luna: I am the princess of the night. Thus it is my duty to come into your dreams.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Oh, yeah... Wait, is this just a dream? But it feels so real!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Princess Luna: I assure you that you are asleep. But when you awake, the thing that frightens you most will still exist.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [nervously] Eh... The Headless Horse?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Princess Luna: Hmmm... Is The Headless Horse really what frightens you the most?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Mm-mm. I'm afraid Rainbow Dash will find out I'm not as tough as she thinks I am.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Princess Luna: Everypony has fears, Scootaloo. Everypony must face them in their own way. But they must be faced, or the nightmares will continue.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Princess Luna: Face your fears!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: -Princess Luna?! [sighs] It was just a dream.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [gasps] But The Headless Horse isn't! Rainbow Dash said it lives here, in these very woods!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [panting] So it's a horse without a head... which means it doesn't have a mouth... and if it doesn't have a mouth, then... it's not a horse-eat-pony kind of horse... but still... it's a horse without a head!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Hello?! Is anyone out there? [nervously] Anyone except The Headless Horse?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Heellllp-	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: I gotcha!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash! Is that you? Thank you, thank you!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: What were you doing out here in the middle of the night?!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Princess Luna: [echoing] It is time for you to face your real fear, Scootaloo!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Hey, I'm gonna tell you something, but if you ever tell anypony else, I'm gonna deny it. First time I heard those stories... I was scared too.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [sniffles] You were?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Sure! I mean, I got over it because I realized pretty quick that if there was such thing as a Headless Horse, I could totally take it on. So, you're looking for somepony to take you under their wing, huh?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Mm-hmm.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I might be up for something like that.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Really?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: As long as you don't go falling into any more rivers in the middle of the night.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [giggles] It's a deal!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: I call sister teams! Last herd to make it to the falls is a moldy carrot!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rarity: Ugh, if you insist. [giggles] It is so on!	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: They think they can beat the two of us?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	The Olden Pony: [grumbling] Who's got my rusty horseshoe?	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Here it is, for pony's sake. Now take it and stop all your moaning.	
Sleepless in Ponyville	Corey Powell	The Olden Pony: Thank you, and have a nice day.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Ooooh, I wish the mailpony would just come already! I can't wait another minute to find out if Rainbow Dash got in or not!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, you're more nervous than Rainbow Dash.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I'm not nervous at all. When I get into the Wonderbolt Academy...	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: IF you get in! If you get in! Don't jinx it!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I'm telling you, it's in the bag.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Don't jinx it!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: She is the best flyer in Ponyville.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: In Ponyville? I'm probably the best flyer in all of Equestria. I wouldn't be surprised if they just went ahead and made me a Wonderbolt on the first day.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Messenger Pony: Got a letter here for Rainbow Dash.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I... didn't get in.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Gotcha! Ha, you guys are so gullible. Like I wasn't gonna get in!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: I'm just sooooooooooo happy for you!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Uh... thanks?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie? I kinda need to get going.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Okay. I'm done!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: The sooner I get there, the sooner I get to show 'em my stuff! See you guys in a week!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Good luck!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Won't need it!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!!! [echoing] [to others] Do you think she heard me?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah! This is gonna be sweet!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Well, lookie what we got here. Bet y'all think you're Wonderbolt material, don't ya?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	All Pegasi: Yes, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Think you got what it takes to be an elite flyer?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	All Pegasi: Yes, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Well then. Let me be the first to tell you... You don't! If you had what it took to be an elite flyer, you'd already be a Wonderbolt! Still think you're something special?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Cloudchaser: No, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: [to Bulk Biceps] Ya think you're hot stuff? [to Rainbow Dash] You look like you're the worst flyer in the whole academy! You'll probably quit after the first day!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: No, ma'am! I'd never quit, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Ha. What about you? Bet you couldn't fly past the first flagpole without getting winded.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Try me, ma'am.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: What's that?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Let me show you what I've got, ma'am.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Ah. You want a chance to prove yourself, huh?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Yes, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Well then, now's your chance. Give me five hundred laps! All of you!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Lap four-hundred and ninety-nine!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: One more lap to go!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: You're on!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Five hundred!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Not bad... for a couple of newbies.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Name's Lightning Dust.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Dash!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Wanna grab some grub in the mess hall?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Definitely.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash hasn't even been gone twenty-four hours yet. Give her a chance to settle in first. Why don't we just go see what Twilight's up to? I hear Princess Celestia's got her workin' on some new spells!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: So in other words, you're stickin' by the mailbox.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Yep!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Suit yourself.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: The Wonderbolts are the fastest, best precision flyers in the world. But spin-outs can still happen. And when they do, a Wonderbolt must be able to recover quickly. This... is the Dizzitron. It's gonna make you very - I repeat - very dizzy. Your task is to try and recover and fly straight again, as soon as possible. Once you have recovered you must come in for a smooth landing. Now, who's first? [to Meadow Flower] You. You're up.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Now! Ready?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Meadow Flower: Yes, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Go!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Release!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Huh. Fifteen seconds. Decent, but I wouldn't go writin' home about it! Who's next? Alright, Rainbow Dash. Let's see what you got.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yes, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Okay, go!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Release! Six seconds? That's an academy record.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Meadow Flower: You made it look so easy.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I make everything look easy.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Okay, Lightning Dust. You're up.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Ma'am, can you put the Dizzitron at maximum speed? I wanna push my limits.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: You sure about that?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Yes ma'am.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Okay. You asked for it.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Release! Six point five seconds. Not bad.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust: Heh!/Oh yeah!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Next!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: No pony even came close to six seconds.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: They should make us Wonderbolts right now.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, they should.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Listen up! For the rest of the camp, you'll be working in pairs. 'Morrow morning, I'll post the teams, including who'll be lead pony and who'll be wingpony. Good luck.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Like we're going to need it.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Heh, yeah.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: So, which one of you lucky gals gets to be my wingpony? What?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Cloudchaser: Eh, you might want to check the wall.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: A wingpony?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: They made us a team! Isn't that awesome?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Permission to enter, ma'am.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: What is it, Rainbow Dash?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I had the best time on the Dizzitron! Only six seconds!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: And?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: And you made me a wingpony!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Because I believe you and Lightning Dust will be an unstoppable team. Do you not think you'll be an unstoppable team?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yes, ma'am! I mean no, ma'am! I mean... We'll be an unstoppable team, ma'am.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Then what's the problem?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I think I should be lead pony, ma'am.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: And I think Lightning Dust likes to push herself a little harder than you do. That's why I made her lead pony. Got it?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yes, ma'am.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Good.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Today you will all be participating in a flag hunt. We'll divide you into two teams, red... and blue. Whoever finds the most flags of the opposing team's color wins.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Meadow Flower: Oh, this is gonna be so much fun!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: If you think this is gonna to be fun, you are sadly mistaken. This is for training purposes. This is not recess. Lead ponies and wingponies must fly together. If any pair splits apart, they will be immediately disqualified. Do you understand?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	All Pegasi: Yes, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Ready to rock and roll?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Ready.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: You spotted any flags yet?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Not yet. Oh! There's one!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Good eyes!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: We should slow down. It doesn't look like both of us can make it at this speed!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Peh.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Ow!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Lightning Dust and Rainbow Dash found the first flag!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Come on! Let's find some more!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Uh, sure. Just give me a second.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Oh, you're fine.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: She's still at it.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: I just wish we could help her.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Help me? The only thing that could possibly help me right now is a letter from Rainbow Dash! It's been three days already. By now, she probably doesn't even know our names anymore! She probably can't remember our faces! "Pinkie Pie? I never heard of a Pinkie Pie! Who is Pinkie Pie?"
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you're so worried, then why don't you send her a letter first?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Of course! That's a great idea!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Oh wait! I got an even better idea! How about we send Rainbow Dash a care package? You know, before she forgets all about us? Although, come on, let's face it. It's probably too late for that. But, uh, maybe it'll jog her memory somehow.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, I'm sure Rainbow Dash still remembers our faces and who we are. But I think sending her a care package is a great idea.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: A care package it is! We'll send it through the mail! WAIT! Ah! That won't work at all!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Why not?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Because what if the package gets lost in the mail? What if somepony else gets the package by accident and then she remembers us instead of Rainbow Dash and then she becomes our new friend? And then the real Rainbow Dash won't ever know that she used to have friends and she forgot them!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Is anypony else followin' this?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy & Twilight & Rarity: Mmm-mm.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: I've got it! We'll deliver the care package to Rainbow Dash in person!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: I wouldn't mind a little trip.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I'll go!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: Count me in!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Fluttershy: Me too.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Me five! But don't be upset if she doesn't recognize you at first. It may take a while for her to get her memory back.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Today we'll be doing our famous air obstacle course.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Ugh! Can't they go any faster? It's no good, I can't get around them!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Doesn't matter! We can still fly completely in sync and blow Spitfire's mind with our moves!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: I guess...	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: What are they, a couple of snails? It's just a little weather.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Now's our chance to pass these slowpokes!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Not bad! And in record time, too! Definitely made the right decision making you two a team. The others seem to have had a little trouble with the precision part of the exercise. I'd better go help sort them out. Why don't you two go hit the mess hall early?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Yes, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Thank you, ma'am. Um, Lightning Dust? Next time, maybe we don't cut the other teams off like that.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Hey, you snooze, you lose! Besides, Wonderbolts are supposed to be able to recover from a spin-out. You saw them on the Dizzitron! They could use the practice. I mean, it's not our fault we're so much better than those other guys! Not every pony is destined to become a Wonderbolt. Only the best of the best, right?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I-I guess you're right...	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: 'Course I'm right! Now let's go fuel up! Kicking all that tail has made me hungry.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Bulk Biceps: [chomp] Yeah!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: I have an idea about how we can literally blow away our competition.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: But we're already way ahead.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Are you in or not?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: [echoing] Lightning Dust likes to push herself a little harder than you do. That's why I made her lead pony.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I'm in!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Then follow my lead!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: I can't control it!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: It's a twister!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: Hold on!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Noooooo!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle & Rarity & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Applejack: [screaming] Huh?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Are you guys okay?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle & Rarity & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Applejack: Uh-huh.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: You... remember me!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Well... yeah, of course I remember you. But... what are you all doing here?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: We wanted to bring you a care package. Didn't realize you'd be in the middle of some crazy tornado drill.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: That... was... awesome!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Awesome? My friends could have been smashed to pieces!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Yeah, but they weren't, right? Can't say the same for the clouds. We totally wiped them out with that tornado. The other cadets will have to be up there for days to bust as many as we did.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: A hoof bump? Seriously? You made me clip my wing. You sent half of our class into serious tailspins on the obstacle course. You unleashed a tornado that nearly demolished my friends!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: Yeah, and?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: And I get that you want to be the best. So do I! But you're going about it in the wrong way.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Lightning Dust: The Wonderbolts don't seem to think so. After all, Spitfire did make me the leader and you the wingpony.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: [sigh] You're right. She did.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: This better be important. You're supposed to be up there busting clouds with your partner.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: We're done with that, ma'am.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Already? That's an academy record! Explain your methods.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: That's why I'm here, ma'am. Lightning Dust decided to use a tornado.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: A bit excessive for cloud-busting. But judging from your time, it was obviously an effective tactic.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well that "effective tactic" nearly took out my friends! No disrespect, ma'am, but there's a big difference between pushing yourself as hard as you can and just being reckless. And if being reckless is what gets rewarded around here, if that's what it means to be a Wonderbolt, then I don't want any part of it.
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: What are you saying, newbie?	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: I quit.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Applejack: You did what?!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rarity: Being a Wonderbolt was your dream!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Not anymore.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash. I know how much this meant to you.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Rainbow Dash! How dare you storm out of my office without giving me a chance to respond! The Wonderbolts are looking for the best flyers in Equestria, but you were right. Being the best should never come at the expense of our fellow ponies. It's not just about pushing ourselves. It's about pushing ourselves in the right direction. You've shown that you're capable of doing just that. You're no wingpony, Rainbow Dash. You're a leader.	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygosh!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Spitfire: Now get out there and give me twenty!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Rainbow Dash: Yes, ma'am!	
Wonderbolts Academy	Merriwether Williams	Pinkie Pie: Wait! You didn't even get to open your care package!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Ha! Found 'em!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Aaa-choooo!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Heh. Gesundhoof.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Why, thank you, Applejack. I still can't believe it's been almost one hundred moons since our last family reunion. Aw, I remember it like it was yesterday.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Well, you have been talkin' about it pretty much every day since then.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Apple Bloom! How them RSVPs comin' along? Who's showin' their muzzle at the reunion?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Everypony!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Everypony? [aside, to Applejack] Feathers on a goat. [to Apple Bloom] Are you sure?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Well, I got RSVPs from Apples from Yonder Hill, Hollow Shades, Galloping Gorge, Foal Mountain, Apples from Fillydelphia, Tall Tale Town, and all the Apples from Appleloosa!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Guh?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Oh! And how could I forget? Manehattan! Babs is comin'! I get to see my favorite cousin!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: I think we're gonna need a bigger cider trough.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Whooeee! Looks like the family's grown tenfold since the last reunion! I'm gonna be busier than a worm in a rotten tomater tryin' to get everything ready!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: I could always help out.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Me, too!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Oh, I sure would appreciate that. Granny's a little rustier in the giddy-up since the last time the Apples all got together.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: You may be a tad old, Granny, but you're as feisty and full of spark as ever-	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Who you callin' old?!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Uh... I just meant... Why don't you let me take over puttin' the reunion together this time 'round? Then all you need to worry about is enjoyin' yourself.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Hmmm. Alright, young'un, you got yourself a deal. You are in charge.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: I won't let you down, Granny. You just tell me what the reunion needs, and I'll take care of the rest.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: I'll do better than tell you what the reunion'll need. I'll show ya!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: We've been hostin' these things at Sweet Apple Acres every hundred moons since we first planted roots here in Ponyville.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Hey, who's that?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: That'd be your Great-Great-Auntie Applesauce when she was just about your age. Now, she used to go by another name, but everypony started calling her Applesauce after half her teeth fell out when she was makin' apple jam. Yeah. Never did find them teeth in all those jars.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Hey! That's you, Granny!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Sure is. Apple family's been workin' on that same old quilt since our first reunion.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Young Granny Smith: I can do it! Ngh! Oh, fingle-fangle!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Well, nopony told me you actually had to knot the end of the thread!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Okay, so I'll need to get new quiltin' materials, fabric, needles, thread... You've really been workin' on the same quilt since the first reunion?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Surely have. I don't think we're ever gonna finish that doggone thing!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Hey, what's goin' on here?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Well, you know us Apples enjoy a good fritter...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Half Baked Apple: [licking lips] [munches] Ooo, hot hot hot!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Split: Hey, where did all them apple fritters go?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Split: And...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Split: Who are you, little one?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Baby Applejack: I'm Applejack! More apple fwitter?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: That's how we figured out your sister had the appetite of a full-grown stallion.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Better get twice as much honey and flour, then... fifty more buckets of apples... more oil... wood for the fire...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Now, stick an apple in my mouth and roast my rump! This one sure brings back memories. Y'know how Babs is your favorite cousin? Well, Apple Rose is mine. The two of us entered the seven-legged race every reunion!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Young Apple Rose: We're gonna win this one, cousin!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Young Granny Smith: You bet your hot-diggety-derriere we are! C'mon, cousin, speed'er on up!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Never won a single one of them races.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Races. We'll need cloth ties, finish line... Not much to a seven-legged race. Hmm...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: And, of course, we can't forget to take the big family photo! We always snapped a photo in front of the barn at the end of every reunion, let's us see how our family's grown!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Photo in front of the barn. Got it.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: You sure have some great memories of these reunions, don'tcha?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Indeedy, and I'm lookin' forward to makin' more at this one. Oh, I'm sure everypony is, and I do mean everypony! We got the whole family together this time 'round! Who knows if they'll all be able to make the next one?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: That's true! Busy as everypony's lives are gettin' these days, chances are pretty slim we'll be this lucky next time 'round. Don't worry, Granny, I'm gonna make sure this is the most memorable reunion we've ever had! I'd better get started... I've got some plannin' to do!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Oh, hootenanny! Would you look what your second cousin is wearin' on her head?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Apple Bloom! What are you doin' up?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I was gonna ask you the same thing.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: I can't sleep. My gears are turnin' in my head about this reunion!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [yawning] Yeah... I can't wait to see my cousin Babs. We're gonna do so many fun things together...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Fun? That's just the beginnin' of it! Granny Smith handed me the reins of this reunion, and I'm gonna make the most of it. Apple Bloom, I've got so many things planned you won't even have a minute's rest!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Trust me, little sis. This reunion I'm puttin' together is gonna be worth the wait.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [snoring] Whoa!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Rise and shine! We don't have much time!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Pinkie Pie: [belches] Don't forget the glitter!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: H-ah. Think that'll do it!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: And just in time, too.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: They're here!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Apple Rose! Ohhh! Ooh, this is more excitin' than when it rained frogs!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [through megaphone] Howdy, y'all, and welcome to the Apple family reunion!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [through megaphone] My name's Applejack, and I just want to let y'all know that I got a real big day planned for ya! We're gonna start off with an obstacle course for the young'uns, and some fritter makin' and quiltin' for the not-so-young'uns. And there's lots more to come after that! Hope y'all enjoy it!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Where is she?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Babs!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Cuz!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I know it hasn't been that long since we've seen each other, but-	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom and Babs Seed: -It felt like forever!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: I can't wait to tell you about my new school!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I can't wait to hear all about it!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Jeepers, where do I start? Okay. So first day-	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Babs! Huh, so glad you could come!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Why don't you two head over to the obstacle course?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We kinda wanna catch up a little bit first...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Don't you worry. There'll be plenty of time for family bondin' while you're racin' against your other cousins.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Alrighty, ponies! Ready to have some fun?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Whoa, is that the finish line? It's like a mile away or somethin'!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Actually, that's just the marker where you go on to the next leg of the race.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: There's more?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Much more. Trust me, I have put together somethin' you are never gonna forget. After the seven-legged race, you're gonna wanna hurry up and head over here, where you'll be bobbin' for apples!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Then you'll run around these trees fifty times until you're real good and dizzy. Then you'll jump these big wooden hurdles. And then there's the final leg, where you'll balance plates on your head while sayin' "Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets" over and over and over again. Last pony standin' wins!
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Seriously?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Seriously! C'mon, y'all! Let's start makin' some memories! On your mark... get set... go!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Whooeee! Lookin' good, everypony! Ooh, better go check on the quilt.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: How long you had those new choppers, Auntie Applesauce?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Auntie Applesauce: A lady never reveals the age of her teeth.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Rose: Ugh.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Auntie Applesauce: Don't you roll your eyes at me, Miss Apple Rose! I imagine you two think I have forgotten what you did to my parasol six reunions ago?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [giggles] We were just usin' it to help break open that piñata!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Auntie Applesauce: Applejack, delightful to see you. Are you gonna join us in some quiltin'?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Sorry, Auntie Applesauce, I am busy-busy-busy. Y'all should get started, though!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: We couldn't find our rocking chairs.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: I got rid of 'em to make room for these. This is the year y'all are finally gonna finish that quilt!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Rose: Finish it?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [over noise] Won't that be excitin'?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Rose: [over noise] What's that?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [over noise] I said, won't that be-	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: -excitin'?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Auntie Applesauce: I suppose, although I have been told that too much excitement can wreak havoc on this youthful complexion of mine.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Rose: Oh.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [over noise] That's the spirit!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [over noise] What did she say?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Rose: [over noise] What?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: [over noise] Good gracious!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Rose: [over noise] Golden Delicious? I think he's racing with his cousin!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: [dizzy] How are Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [dizzy] Great! Ugh...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: [dizzy] You alright?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Ugh...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Dumpling: You've got eight now, dont'cha?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Leaves: Oh, sure do. Tell you what, my Apple Tart may just be a baby, but he is a hoot!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Havin' fun?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Leaves: Sure are!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Better pick up the pace on those fritters though, huh? Roll, fold, crimp, slide to the left. Roll, fold, crimp, slide to the left. Roll, fold, crimp, slide to the left. Now you try! That's it! Gotta keep this assembly line movin', gals! We want every Apple here to get a chance to taste the best darn fritters in Equestria!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom and Babs Seed: Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Any other blank flanks at your new school?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Yeah. Two.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom and Babs Seed: Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Do they wanna be Crusaders?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Totally!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Great!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom and Babs Seed: Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets. Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets. Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Ah can' thfeel my tongue.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Neh nehber.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [through megaphone] Alright, Apples, break!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: [sighs] Finally...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Ooh, can't forget to capture all these memories for Granny's album! Huh. Nothin' all that memorable there. Or there. Or there. C'mon, Applejack, think. You gotta kick this thing up a notch! Hm...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I get that my big sis wants this to be like a super-awesome reunion, but that was ridiculous!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: I thought we'd never get a minute to just hang out!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: And your minute's up! Your fellow Apples are waitin' for you to join them.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Applejack, I haven't had any time with Babs! We were so busy with that obstacle course, we didn't even get to talk!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: There'll be plenty of time to bond with Babs when we do the hayride.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Hayride?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Alright, everypony! Step right up, take a seat, and leave the drivin' to these stallions! Now, I know y'all've been workin' real hard makin' some awesome memories. And in all of our past reunions, we always had a nice and relaxin' hayride around the farm. Which is why I decided to change things up a bit, and try somethin' just a wee bit more excitin'. So let's get this show on the road! Giddy-up!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Ponies: Whoa!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Auntie Applesauce: [teethless] I just had those professionally polished.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Where in the world does that girl have us headed? The west orchard?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Big McIntosh: Eeyup.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Wowza! Never seen real fruit bats before!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Uh-oh.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Everypony! Jump out!!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [crying] Ruined. Everythin' is ruined.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Oh, Granny. I'm so, so sorry.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Oh, it's alright, child.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: But it's not alright. Just look at this! The barn and all my plans for the perfect family reunion are completely destroyed!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Maybe that's a good thing.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: How can that possibly be a good thing?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Applejack, you had us so caught up in all the doin', we haven't had a second to enjoy the company of the folks we've been doin' it with!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Really?	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: [sighs] Oh, Granny Smith, here you let me be in charge of creatin' great memories, and the only thing anypony's gonna remember about this reunion... is that it was the worst one we ever had.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Oh, hey now... everypony's still here, ain't they? Still plenty of time to make good memories! You've just got to give everypony a chance to actually make 'em.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: The family photo! Guess we can't take it in front of the barn this year... unless... Everypony! I have one more activity!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Applejack...	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Trust me, Granny Smith. This'll be one we'll remember for all the right reasons.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Yee-hoo!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Raise this barn, raise this barn One, two, three, four Together, we can raise this barn One, two, three, four	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Up, up, up, go the beams Hammer those joints, work in teams Turn 'em round quick by the right elbow Grab a new partner, here we go	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple family: Yeah!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Come on, Apple family! Let's get to it! Wee-hoo!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Raise this barn, raise this barn One, two, three, four Together, we can raise this barn One, two, three, four	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Finish the frame, recycling wood Workin' hard, you're doin' good Turn 'em round quick by the right elbow Grab a new partner, here we go	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple family: Yeah!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Whoo-whee!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Raise this barn, oh, raise this barn One, two, three, four Together, we can raise this barn One, two, three, four	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Slats of wood come off the ground Hold 'em up and nail 'em down Turn 'em round quick by the left elbow Grab a new partner, here we go	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple family: Yeah!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Come on, Apples! Get 'er done!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Look at us, we're family	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Workin' together thankfully	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: We Apples, we are proud to say	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack and Apple Bloom: Stick together the pony way	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Bow to your partner, circle right Get down if you're scared of heights Forward back and twirl around That barn's gonna be the best in town	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple family: Yeah!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Yee-haw! Attagirl!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Alright, let's get to it!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple family: Raise this barn, raise this barn One, two, three, four Together, we can raise this barn One, two, three, four	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Take your brushes, young and old Together, paint it, bright and bold Turn 'em round quick by the left elbow Grab a new partner, here we go	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple family: We raised this barn, we raised this barn Yes, we did Together we sure raised this barn Yes, we did	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple family: Being together counts the most We all came here from coast to coast All we need to strive to be Is part of the Apple family	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Yeah!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Oh!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I can't wait for the next reunion!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: Me neither!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: I mean, obviously we have to get together before then!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Babs Seed: [chuckles] Obviously.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Oh, you did it, Applejack! You put on a reunion that everypony will remember!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Just had a couple minor hiccups along the way.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Yeah, just a couple.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Granny Smith: Ohohoh, that's a good one.	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Apple Bloom: Oh!	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Dear Princess Celestia,	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Today I learned a great lesson about family, which, if you think about it, is really the first group of friends you ever make. Turns out that when you're with folks you care about, you don't have to do much to make that time memorable. Even the simplest of activities can take on a whole lotta meanin'! And you'll find that you'll remember the "who" long after you've forgotten the "what".
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Your humble subject,	
Apple Family Reunion	Cindy Morrow	Applejack: Applejack	
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Huh. That's not that many.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Are you kidding? How are you supposed to read twelve books in one weekend?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia obviously thinks I can or she would never have assigned them to me. I'm not planning on letting her down.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Well, I hope you're not planning on sleeping then, either.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Actually, Spike, why don't you take the day off?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Really?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Why not? These books are gonna keep me busy for a while.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Hmm... I do have a long list of things I've been dying to do!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: "Touch nose with tongue." Eeeng... done! "Play bongos on my belly."
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Done! "Smell my dirty feet."
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: What to do, what to do...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: [gasps] A hot air balloon ride!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: [gasps] Oh no! Wait! Runaway balloon! Gah!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: [groans] Sorry!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: [relieved sigh] That was a close one. I-if I didn't know better, I would swear that I was in the middle of the dark and scary Everfree Forest.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Come 'n' get me, ya big goons! [to Spike] Run!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: I'm running! I'm running!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Whew!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Wow, Applejack! That was amazing! I mean, you rocketed those boulders at them like they were... rockets! Pow, pow, pow pow pow! You saved my life! [softly] You... saved... my life.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Aw, don't mention it, Spike. C'mon, we should be headin' on back, now.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Man, am I lucky you were out here. Uh, why were you out here?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Saw the balloon floatin' by with nopony in it, came out here to investigate. Guess you did too, huh?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Uh... yeah... I was investigating the runaway hot air balloon too! So, uh, now that the mystery's been solved, let's get outta here, huh?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Thanks for walkin' me home, Spike. That was mighty kind of you. But now I have chores that need tendin' to, so see you later.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: What chores? I'll do them!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: That's sweet, but you don't have-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: It's the least I can do! You saved my life! I need to repay the favor.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Shoot, Spike, that's what friends do for each other. You don't need to repay the favor.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Yes, I do!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Sugar, it's okay, it's not necessary.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Applejack, you don't understand! This is something I really need to do!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Well, I'd hate to get in the way of doin' somethin' you need to do...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Great! What should I do?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Uh... Apple Bloom's over yonder givin' little Piggington a bath. I was gonna lend her a hoof, but maybe you could lend her one instead.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: On the double!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Applejack said I could help you!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Apple Bloom: Great! I could use all the help I can get!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Heh, wait 'til Applejack sees how you sparkle!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Ta-da!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Good job, you two.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Apple Bloom: Applejack, is it okay if I get goin'? I don't wanna be late for my Crusaders meeting. We're gettin' fitted for water skis!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Heh, you definitely don't wanna be late for that.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Apple Bloom: Water skiin' cutie mark, here I come!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Spike, you can head on out too. I reckon you have repaid me in full so we are officially even Steven.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: What? Ohhh no. We aren't even close to being even Steven! Please, Applejack, you must allow me to assist you further!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: I dunno, Spike. Just don't feel right to have you, uh, doin' things for me.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Please?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Really, you don't-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Pretty please?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: It's just not necessary-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Pretty pretty pretty please?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: [sigh] Oh, all right. You can help Granny Smith and me bake some-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Pies! Pies! I'm helping Applejack make some pies!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Granny Smith: Uh, Spike, little feller, could you get us some more eggs?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Uh, oops, sorry, Applejack. Lemme get something to clean that up!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: [sighs] Appreciate all your help today, sugarcube, but... I can take it from here.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Don't be ridiculous! It is my honor and my duty! Today's just the beginning!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: What's that now?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: You saved my life! [belches] According to the "Spike the Dragon Code"
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Granny Smith: Now, what about Twilight? Doesn't she need your help and such?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: [breathes fire] Huh, you're right. I better break the news to Twilight. I just hope she doesn't take it too hard... Be right back!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Come on, Spike, this is your personal, moral, ethical dragon code we're talking about! You have to do this! It's not like you and Twilight won't be friends anymore... but it won't be the same... but it has to be done. Twilight, Applejack just saved my life from horrible, dragon-eating timberwolves!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hmm...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: And, as you are aware, I adhere to my dragon code, and this means I must serve her for the rest of my natural born days! I'm sure you understand.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hmm...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: It's... been an honor... being your faithful assistant.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Sounds good.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: She said it was okay.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack and Granny Smith: Really?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: So, with Twilight's blessing, I'm free to follow my code and serve you until-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Well, until forever!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Listen, sugarcube, I completely respect your "dragon code"
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Please, Applejack, my dragon code is a part of me! I have to be true to myself! If you don't let me do this, I won't be a noble dragon anymore!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Oh, well, I can't have you feelin' like you're not a noble dragon now, can I?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Great! Then from here on in, your wish is my command.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Oh, uh, okay... I would like you to... hmm... huh... oh! ...Help me take some of the pie you made to...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Rarity?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Uh, sure, why not?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: I helped bake it.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: Eugh.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: You even look good when you're chewing... [laughs nervously] W-who looks good when they're chewing?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Aren't you gonna have some more?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: I... had a big lunch!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: It's ten in the morning.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: Breakfast. A big breakfast.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Ohhh. Okay.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Maybe you could take her plate back to the kitchen and wash it off?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: As you wish!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: What was that all about?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: [sighs] I saved Spike from some timberwolves in the Everfree Forest, and now he thinks he has to serve me forever.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: [delighted squeal] Oh, what I wouldn't give to have somepony forever in my debt! I'd get them to organize my closets, and give me pedicures, and help me with my sewing and-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Okay, I get it, havin' somepony to do things for you would be a dream come true. But I don't feel right havin' Spike thinkin' he owes me somethin'. You tasted that pie. Sometimes, his help isn't that helpful.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Do you... have a broom I could borrow?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: AJ, Rarity, what's happening?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: Applejack saved Spike's life and now he has to serve her forever.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Sweet! What are you having him do? Wash your laundry? Clean your room? Help you with your unfinished novel? Mine's about this awesome Pegasus who's the best flyer ever and becomes the captain of the Wonderbolts!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: [sarcastic] How ever did you come up with that ingeniously woven intricate plot line?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Just came to me.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Thing is, I don't really want him to serve me forever, but I don't know how to get him to stop.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: That's easy! Just make him help you with something really, really hard.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: I dunno. I don't want him to get hurt.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Puh-lease. He'll quit way before there's even a chance of getting hurt!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [hushed, to Applejack] Leave this to me. [to Spike] Sooo, Spike, Applejack was gonna help me stack some hay so I could practice smashing through it, but I'm feeling extra, extra powerful today.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: You are?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I am. So instead of hay, I'm gonna smash through rocks!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Rocks?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Yeah! A huge tower of rocks! And you're gonna build it!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: I am?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I mean, unless you don't wanna help Applejack...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: I do! It is Spike's dragon code!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Then get to it! [to Applejack] Trust me. This is gonna work like a charm!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Huh. I was sure he'd give up after, like, three rocks.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Oh, goodness. If it'd been me, I'd have just pretended I didn't have anything for him to do.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Why didn't I think of that?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: [yelling] Is this high enough?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: That's plenty high! Come on down, Spike!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Bad news: He actually ended up building the whole rock tower. Good news... [nervously] I've got a rock tower to knock down.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Haha, yeah! You can do it! Haha, hahah, alright, yeah!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: That... was... awesome!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Wanna do it again, Rainbow Dash? Applejack can rebuild it for you. And when I say "Applejack"
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [dazed] Sure! Why not...?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: No! I mean, I don't think Rainbow Dash needs any more of your help. My help. She doesn't need it. Right, Rainbow Dash?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Bbbbrrr. Yeah. I guess I'm good. For now.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: And so am I! I just can't think of one more thing I need help with, so you don't have to do anything else.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: W-What do you mean you can't think of anything else I can help with?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Exactly that! There's nothin' else. I don't want you to do anything.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: If I don't help you, how will I know I'm a noble dragon?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Well, I-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Maybe there's things you need help with, but you don't even realize you need help with!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: If she needed help, I think she'd realize it.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Maybe not! Maybe Applejack needs help realizing what she needs help with. Like... maybe your back itches!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Huuuuh... that does feel... good...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: [laughs] See? Or you might need help remembering your favorite song! "The dragon is the finest creature ever, there's more to him than just guarding treasure..."
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: I don't think that's her favorite s-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Or... you might need help breathing!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Breathin'? I certainly do not-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: See? There are plenty of things I can help you with, and you don't even have to trouble yourself with thinking of them!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: No, I'll think of 'em. Lemme think of 'em.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: As you wish.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Twilight? Twilight, are you there? Twilight!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Agh!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] No, it's okay, I need to take a break anyway. What's going on?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: I know Spike told you that he was gonna follow his dragon code, and serve me forever for savin' him from the timberwolves, and that you were okay with it, but-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Wait, what?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: He said he told you all about it. I'm guessin' maybe you were a little distracted when he told you.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Um, maybe a little...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: I should've realized you wouldn't have let him go so easily. Well, now that you know what's goin' on, maybe you could talk some sense into him!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Applejack, I wish I could, but this is dragon code we're talking about. Surely you know how important the dragon code is to a dragon!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: I sure am startin' to.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Hm, there's only one other way Spike is gonna fulfill the debt he feels he owes you.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Seventy, seventy-one, seventy-two, seventy-three, seventy-four, seventy-five...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: All right, y'all, here's the deal. Spike needs to save my life.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: And you want us to shoot you out of a cannon towards a hornet's nest and give Spike a butterfly net so he can catch you mere seconds before you hit the nest and are stung by a thousand angry hornets! I'll wear this mustache.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: No. I am gonna be attacked by a timberwolf!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Can I still wear the mustache?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: When I give the signal, Pinkie Pie and Rarity will come runnin' out of the woods, bein' pursued by the timberwolf. I'll start to run too, but then pretend to get my hoof stuck. I'll ask Spike to help me dislodge it, and he will, and I'll be able to get away from the terrifyin' timberwolf! Havin' saved me from certain doom, Spike will then consider us even. Everybody get it?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash: Uh-huh.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I'll do my best.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: Mm-hmm.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Just one question.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Yes? [beat] No.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Suit yourself.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: [clears throat] We are all ready to play our parts, ahem, but are you sure you are ready to play yours, Applejack?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: What d'you mean?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: Show us your best "damsel in distress"
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Uh... Oh, well, aheh, how's this? Hooooooo.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: Absolutely horrendous! Okay, this needs some serious work! Now, first, you must lift your foreleg up to your forehead, like so-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: [in distance] Applejack?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: No time! Here he comes! Uh... over here, Spike!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: [pants] You said you had something else you needed me to do?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Oh, yes, I, I was just hopin' you could maybe, uh, sweep up all those leaves for a compost pile, and-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: But of course. Oh, by the way, there are exactly twenty-four million, five hundred and sixty-seven thousand, eight hundred and thirty seven blades of grass at Sweet Apple Acres.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: I can't believe you counted every single one of 'em...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: You asked me to.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: And, as a noble dragon and follower of my dragon code, I-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: That was very convincing!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: [screaming] Timberwolf! [sobbing] We are doomed!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: [to Applejack] See? Like that.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: [unconvincingly] Oh no! I seem to have got my hoof caught in between two rocks! I cannot run away! I am a damsel in distress! Help me, Spike!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Wait a minute.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: No, no, don't wait a minute. Save me from the terrifyin' timberwolf!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Well, he would be terrifying if he wasn't a fake! You got the clomping on his claws...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: ...The roar was spot on, and the detail on his face is pretty good. But you forgot one thing: his breath! You could smell a real timberwolf's breath from a mile- [sniffs] [laughs] Too late, I'm already on-
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Timberwolf!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Timberwolf!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Whooooah!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Ow!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Uh oh... Applejack, come on!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: [grunting] I can't! I'm really stuck!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: No more messing around! Let's go!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: [grunting] Come on...
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: Forget it, Spike! You gotta get out of here! Would you just forget your dragon code already and go?!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: No! I have to save you!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: What happened to you guys back there? Thought you were right behind us!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: My hoof was stuck, and that timberwolf was coming right at me!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Rarity: Wait, you were actually stuck?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Uh-huh!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: But Spike picked up a pebble, and rocketed that thing right at the huge timberwolf's mouth, and saved my life!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Aw, it was nothing.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: It was somethin' alright! 'Course, I wouldn't've needed help if I hadn't been tryin' to stage a fake timberwolf attack in the first place.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Yeah, what was that all about?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: [sighs] I know this code thing's important to you, but if somethin' like this comes up in the future, think maybe we can go back to my code, say "that's what friends do"
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Sounds good to me. But, maybe let's just try to avoid situations where one of us actually needs the other one to save their life?
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Applejack: You got yourself a deal.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Spike.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: Happy to help!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Don't know what I'd do without you.
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Spike: No, really! I'm really really really happy to help you!
Spike at Your Service	Merriwether Williams	 story by Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [laughs] Oh...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Pinkie Pie: I love it when Princess Celestia comes to Ponyville! I got my hooves shined just like Rarity for the occasion. Ya like?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: I certainly do!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: I'm surprised she's not here yet.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: [sighs] I wonder what's taking so long?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: And where are Applejack and Fluttershy?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: Fluttershy's detained helping Applejack with a mishap at Sweet Apple Acres. They'll be along.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: But, I still don't get why the Princess would be so late.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: She's bringing an important visitor. That could be part of it.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: A visitor who's important and slow.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: Maybe it's somepony so terribly important, she still had many more terribly important things to do before she got here.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: [gasp] Maybe the visitor has a deer antler, a goat leg, a bat wing, and a snake tail!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, right. That's Discord.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: Why in the wide, wide world of Equestria would Princess Celestia bring along someone like that?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: M-m-maybe you should ask... her!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: Huh?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: With all due respect, Princess Celestia, how could you bring Discord here?! [clears throat] Your majesty.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Princess Celestia: I'm fully aware that the last time Discord was here, he created serious havoc.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: If by "serious havoc" you mean "turning Ponyville into the chaos capital of the world"
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: ...and tricking us all into being the opposite of our true selves...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Pinkie Pie: And making yummy delicious chocolate milk rain all over the place without a single dollop of whipped cream to go with it anywhere in sight! Not a single dollop!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Princess Celestia: Yes, I understand. But I have use for Discord's magic if it can be reformed to serve good instead of evil. This is why I've brought Discord here, because I believe that you are the ponies who can help him do just that.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: This will never work! This is a disaster! How will we ever control him?! We're doomed!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Princess Celestia: Need I remind you that you are the ponies who turned him back into stone like this in the first place?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: I suppose we can just use the Elements of Harmony against him again if it gets out of hand.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: Uh, w-w-we probably need a volunteer to run away from here right away to get them. I'll do it!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Princess Celestia: No need, Spike. I have them right here, and I've cast a spell so Discord can't take them and hide them again. Now where is Fluttershy? I believe she may know best how to begin reforming Discord.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy? Really?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Applejack: What's he goin' on about now?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Good news. Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth has agreed to take his dam apart and move it.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Applejack: Well, it's about time. My apple trees are so waterlogged, I can practically hear 'em gargle!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: But he says first you'll have to apologize for calling him "a nuisance"
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Applejack: Apologize? He's lucky I didn't call him a varmint!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: [gasps] Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth! Such language!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Applejack: Fine, fine. I apologize.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Applejack: [sighs] Thanks, Fluttershy. Don't know what I would've done without you.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Glad I could help.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Hey, slackers! Double time it on over to Ponyville, would ya?! We're all waiting on you!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Princess Celestia: I realize that this is a tall order, but I wouldn't ask if I weren't confident you could get him to use magic obediently of his own free will.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: And... you really think I'll know best how to do that?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Princess Celestia: I do. Now, I must return to Canterlot for Equestria's royal summit. You may release Discord when ready.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, ponies, guess it's time to get started. Let's just hope this releasing spell works.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: Or... let's not.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: We'd best keep our elements on at all times 'til further notice.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rest of main cast: Check!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: What do you think you're doing?!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Make that bunny cute again! Now!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh... [sniggers] He's adorable the way he is.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: [blows raspberry] You know what else is adorable? You ponies truly believe that you can reform me, and that you're putting your faith in this one here to make it happen. Makes me wanna pinch your little horsey cheeks...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: How'd you know about that?!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Being turned to stone doesn't keep me from hearing every word Celestia says. Although I admit it makes rolling my eyes a challenge.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: Well, unless you want us to turn you back to stone, you'll zap those animals back the way they were, pronto!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh, you wouldn't dare turn me back to stone and risk disappointing your precious princess.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Try us, "Dip-cord"
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: You think you can treat poor defenseless animals like that and get away with it?!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: You go, Fluttershy!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: You'd best watch your step, buster, or I'll give you... the Stare!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: If it turns out we need to use our elements against you, I'm sure we can convince Princess Celestia it was for a good reason!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Oh, dear.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: He may be horrible, but that doesn't mean we have to act the same way. We should at least try to be hospitable. [to Angel] You don't mind giving up your favorite spot on the couch, do you, Angel Bunny?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Oh, I'm sorry about Angel. Are you alright?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh, yes. Thank you, Fluttershy, for your concern. If only your pony friends could be as considerate...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Don't listen to him, Fluttershy! He's just trying to drive a wedge between us like he always does.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Now why in the world would I ever try to do a thing like that?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: So we can't unite and use the Elements of Harmony against you, that's why!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: I never thought of that...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: You big liar!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Now, look who's a liar. Anyone can plainly see that I'm not big at all.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Applejack: I can't watch...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: We'll be outside.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: You sure you're okay with this?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: I know it's not gonna be easy, but Princess Celestia's counting on me. And... I think I actually know what to do.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: You do?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: I think the key is to befriend him. Being kind to him and letting him be my house guest is probably the best way to do that.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: And you really think that'll work?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: I think it's worth a try.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, but if you need us, all you need to do is whisper "help"
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Wh-what?! Look at me! I'm practically reformed already.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: She's really alright with him staying there?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: That's what she said.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Personally, I think we should come up with a backup plan, in case this whole "befriending"
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: Rainbow Dash is right. This is Discord we are talking about, girls. It wouldn't be a bad idea to have another trick up our sleeves.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: And I think I know just the trick.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Discord? Oh, there you are. Listen, Discord, I just want to make sure you know that if there's anything I can do to- uh, umm, are you eating... paper?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Well, um... I'm just heading out, so you just make yourself at home while I'm gone.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Buh-bye, have a nice time! Everything is fine here. Bye bye... Bye bye...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: You like carrots, Angel? I'm playing your owner for a fool! [laughs] How d'ya like them carrots?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: That's weird. The spell I had in mind isn't in here. Spike, where are the other books I asked you to pull?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: Right here, Twilight.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: I really want to have a reforming spell up and running pronto.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: But what if he makes the Elements of Harmony disappear like he did last time?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia cast a spell protecting them, remember? Uh-oh.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: What's wrong?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: [eating] Are you sure this isn't overdoing it? You said to make myself at home while you were gone, but I wouldn't want to overstep my bounds.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Nngh... I did say that, so... if this makes you more comfortable... by all means, please feel free.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh. Well, it does, very much so. You're so very kind, my dear Fluttershy. I always knew that you were the understanding one, not like those nasty friends of yours.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: [gasps] My friends aren't nasty!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy! Fluttershy, can you hear me?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Goodness! I hear Twilight!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, what's going on? Are you okay?!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: We're fine. Everything's going great. Isn't it, Angel?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: We've come to get you away from Discord! He's just terrible and, from the looks of it, completely out of control!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Oh, but you're wrong! We're making great progress!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle and Spike: Seriously?!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: I'm earning his trust by giving him a little space to be himself.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: Hate to break it to ya, but he used that "space to be himself"
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: That does explain the paper eating...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: He ate them?! Ugggghhhh!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: But we aren't gonna need a spell. He's already really considering being reformed! He said so.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: And you believed him?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: If I'm going to be his friend, I have to start by giving him the benefit of the doubt! Tell you what. Bring all the ponies over for a dinner party this evening, and I'll bet his manners will have really improved by then. I'll even get him to put the cottage back on the ground first.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Alright. Dinner it is.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Ugh, I can't believe we're having a dinner party with Discord!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: This evening is sure to be a disaster. Glad I didn't bother wearing my fanciest outfit.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy thinks this is the way to reform Discord and asked us to give it a chance.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh, our pony guests! [upper class voice] We're so delighted that you've come. Please, do come in.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: See what a beautiful job he did helping? Discord set the entire table himself. I'm so proud.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: May I take your... [clears throat] hats, ladies?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: Hang on to your elements, girls. It's gonna be a bumpy night.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: As you all know, Princess Celestia hoped we'd help Discord use his magic for good instead of evil.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Pinkie Pie, care for some gravy?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Pinkie Pie: You bet!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Allow me.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Pinkie Pie: Oh, what a cute little gravy boat you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: That's one creepy little gravy boat if you ask me.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Oh, come on now, Dashie. You're not even giving this a chance.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Hey! That's hot!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Whoops! [chuckles] I'm so sorry!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: He did that on purpose!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh, well, I don't know about that. Mistakes happen. Oh, look, everypony, dancing candles!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: I'm not falling for that! Discord's just trying to distract us from-
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: [grunts] Hey! Knock it off! I suppose that's another "mistake"
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: No, I think you just made them mad.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: There's something fishy going on.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Discord?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Well, it's hardly my fault if the soup tureen finds the term "something fishy"
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: Not the dress! Not the dress!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Applejack: That tureen's only doin' what you're makin' it do!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Now let's not jump to any conclusions.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy! Can't you see what he's doing? He's playing innocent with you so you'll never agree to use the Elements of Harmony against him!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh, well, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: You see what I'm saying, right, Fluttershy? Fluttershy!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: You know what I see? I see that Discord's far from perfect, but I also see none of you giving him a chance!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: What's gotten into you?! Why do you keep cutting him so much slack?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Because that's what friends do.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: We're friends?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Why, of course! I can't remember my house ever being this lively before you came along.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh... Well, I've... never really had a friend before.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Well, now you do!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Now is not a good time, Angel. We're having a dinner party.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Applejack: Hold up! I-I think he's tryin' to tell us somethin'!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Main cast sans Fluttershy: Apple!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Main cast sans Fluttershy and Applejack: Applejack!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rarity: Oh, oh, oh! Sweet Apple Acres?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Flooding at Sweet Apple Acres! And we all know who's behind that now, don't we?!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Who, me?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: Oh, give it a rest! What do you think of your "friend"
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Applejack: I've never seen the floodin' this bad! They've built dams 'round here before, but never like this! What's goin' on?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: [gasps] Such language! [sighs] It's no use. They won't listen to a word I say!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Rainbow Dash: You see Discord's behind all this, right?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Oh, of course I do! Do you all think I'm a silly, gullible fool?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: I've just been trying to gain his friendship any way I can, so he'd come to trust and listen to me!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Hey there, Fluttershy, you want a turn? The water's great!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Time to see if it worked.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Fluttershy, oh, there you are. A sight for sore eyes.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: As you can see, there's a big mess down here at Sweet Apple Acres.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh, yes. Awful business, that. Mm.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: It is awful. This is Applejack's home, and it's being destroyed by innocent creatures who would never be acting this way if it weren't for your reckless behavior. You need to fix this.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh, yes, very well, I will fix it. I only ask one thing in return.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Yes?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: I ask that you never use your Element of Harmony against me. As a sign of our friendship.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: I will never use my Element of Harmony against you.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Discord! That's not fixing it! Why, I oughta...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Where are you going? What's wrong, pal?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Don't call me your pal!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Oh, pfft, come skating with me, and we'll let bygones be bygones.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Spike: Here you go, Fluttershy! Game on!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: He fixes this or he goes back to being stone! Princess Celestia will understand!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: I made a promise not to use my element against him, and I'm going to keep it.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: [growls] Not. Your. Friend!
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Who cares? I can do whatever I want, whenever I want. I'm Discord, the master of chaos! You think you can boss Discord around? You think I'm just going to turn all this back because you say so? Because if I don't, I'll lose the one friend I ever had? [pause] Oh. Oh. Well played, Fluttershy. Well played.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: I like it better my way, but... I guess when you're friends, you can't always have things exactly your way all the time, eh?
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: Yes, Princess, I'm ready to use my magic for good instead of evil. [under his breath] Most of the time.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Princess Celestia: Congratulations on your success, ponies. I definitely sense a big change in Discord. [to Twilight] I'll leave the Elements of Harmony with you, Twilight. Just in case.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Twilight Sparkle: You were right when you said Fluttershy would be the one to find the way to reform Discord. By treating Discord as a friend, she got him to realize that friendship was actually important to him. And something that, once he had, he didn't want to lose.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: Go on. Say it...
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Discord: [groans] Alright. [quickly] Friendship is magic.
Keep Calm and Flutter On	Dave Polsky	 story by Teddy Antonio	Fluttershy: See? He can be a real sweetheart once you get to know him.
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Who are you hooing at?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: I know, they're delicious.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Now you see 'em, now you don't. [chewing] [belches] Mm! [singing] This is how you make a jewel cake: stir in some gems, and then you bake. [chewing] Mm-hmm! Gonna, eat, eat it up! Gonna- [gasps] What happened to all my jewels?! [drums claws] I had a bowl full of them here, and now I don't! Which means somebody took 'em!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Who? That's what I'm asking, who?! Who took my jewels?! Oh. I'm who. This cake was gonna be so good! Why? [thump] Why?! [gulps] Whyyyyyyyyy???!!!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: [singing] I have no jewels... I have no cake... I'm a sad little dragon... With nothing to-	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: ...is it?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Oh! Oh goodness, I-I hope I'm not interrupting anything.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Well... I do have this cake to not bake...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Oh... sorry, it's a bad time.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Uh, inside joke. Talk to me.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: It's just that... Princess Cadance needs us to do a great job welcoming the Head of the Equestria Games when she visits the Crystal Empire tomorrow-	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Oh, I know all about that. As if I wouldn't be any help at welcoming...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Oh, I don't know what was I thinking. Of course you might be upset for not being invited, and... here I am coming to ask you for a favor. You were probably going to say no anyway. All I had to offer you in exchange was one little jewel.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: What was that?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: [yelps] All I have is this jewel.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: [slurp] That's a really big one. A really big, juicy, perfect-for-a-cake-topper jewel.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Does this mean you'll do it?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Yeah... Sure...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Oh, thank you, thank you! So while I'm gone, you'll take care of Angel, and tomorrow is Tuesday, which is his tail-fluffing day, and it's really important for him to look good.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Wait, what? You want me to take care of him?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Oh, well, yes. But if it's too much trouble, I can always see if there is somepony else.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Uhh... We already agreed on the whole jewel thing, so I'll just...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Thank you, thank you, thank you! Angel, aren't you just so excited?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: See you tomorrow.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: You know... She's not the only pony with a pet that might need some watching...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: All I'm saying is, if Fluttershy thought that her beloved little friend shouldn't be left alone while you're busy in the Crystal Empire, then maybe that's just something to think about.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Tch! Tank's not some fuzzy little bunny. He can take care of himself.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: He's a strong, fearless, and totally together pet.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Alright. You can watch him, but only because... uh... Tank's got a strict flying regimen, and-and someone needs to make sure that he doesn't slack off while I'm gone.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: You know... the two of us are very diligent.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Okay, whatever.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rarity: Yes, yes, more importantly, as for Opal, she likes to eat every thirty six and a half minutes, you groom her with her silken brush, head to toe...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rarity: ...Oh, and don't forget to pooch her pillow out in the middle, that's where she likes it. And the temperature in the room should always be exactly eighty one point four degrees. That's the only way she can get to sleep.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rarity: And, um... hmm... oh, good, so thanks for your help and good luck to you.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: A-hem... I think the dragon was expecting a little something for his efforts.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Almost as beautiful as the pony who gave it to me...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Shouldn't you be critter-proofing the library or something? Tank has a tendency to-	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Critter-proofing. Yeah, I'll get right on that. [chuckles] Three down, three to go.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: What's that you said, Gummy? Uh-huh. Well, you're just gonna have to ask Pinkie Pie about that one.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Pinkie Pie: Ask me, ask me!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Go ahead, ask her!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Pinkie Pie: Of course you can have another cupcake! Mm? Mm-hm? Yeah? Why didn't you say so? I'll get you a bigger pond immediately.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: I think what Gummy's trying to say is-	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: I think what Gummy's trying to say is that he'd like a little Spike time.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Pinkie Pie: Who wouldn't?! Spike time is the best!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Alas, it doesn't come cheap.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: All I'm saying is you might wanna think about a helmet. You only want to get hit in the head by a flying turtle... once.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: A thousand plus carats of pure deliciousness...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Applejack: Looks like you got a regular pet day care in here, Spike. You'll still be able to get some good play time with Winona like you said though, won't ya? She tends to get a little wild if she doesn't get her exercise.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Exercise. Sure, of course.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Whoa!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: I don't remember seeing critters on the invite list.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Applejack: That's 'cause we're leavin' them here with Spike. He's gonna do a little critter-sittin' for us.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, really?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: So sorry I'm late. Silly bunny had hidden his brush. Be sure you get plenty on his tail, or it won't get as poofy as he likes it.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Pinkie Pie: No, no no no. I love you more. No, I love you more! I love you more!!!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Oh, I promise it'll be okay. I'll fluff your tail twice next week. Three times?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rarity: Oh, I know. It's a chilly eighty one point two in here. Spike, take care of this, would you please?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: You got it! So, uhh... What are you thinking about that hooting little friend of yours? Suppose you want me to keep an eye on him too.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: That would be nice. You sure you don't already have your hands full?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Nah, pshaw. I'll be fine. But, uh, just between you and me, I gotta give priority to the... paying customers.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] You absolutely sure you can do this?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Of course. Wouldn't have agreed to it if I couldn't. Piece of cake. Speaking of cake, I got a little something I need to attend to.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, like keeping an eye on a house full of critters.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: [slurp] Uh, yeah, uh, that was totally what I was talking about. Relax. Go to your welcoming thing in the Crystal Empire. Spike's got it all under control.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Alright, sidekicks, front and center!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: There are six of you, but there's only one right here in front of me... Gah! Two! And what I say goes!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Spike, the boss of you, that's who. One, two, three! Nngh, come on, number four!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Whoa! Guh...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: One, two, three, four, five... Argh, who's missing?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Angel.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: All I wanted were some jewels. Big, juicy, delicious jewels. Now what do I have? A missing rabbit and-	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: Awww, little fluffy Angel Bunny-kins! You're so cute! The natural weaves in his fluff are to die for!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: Isn't Angel just the cutest thing you've ever seen?!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: [to Angel] Look, you don't wanna be with me. I'd rather not chase you around all over the place when I could be enjoying some jewel cake. Watch me solve both of our problems. [to the Cutie Mark Crusaders] Y'know, I'm supposed to be watching him, but you all have just hit it off so well that maybe, maybe I could let you take care of him instead.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: We would, but we've got some major Crusaders business planned for today!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Major. We're getting our skydiving cutie marks today!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Ha! Yeah!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Well, I suppose, if you've got other plans... It's just, you're so good with them. Like get-a-cutie-mark-for-bunny-sitting good?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: A bunny-sittin' cutie mark...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: That would be adorable!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: He does seem to like us.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: And we haven't exactly figured out how we're gonna pull off this whole skydivin' thing.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: You know what? As hard as it's gonna be for me part with these little guys, I think you should probably just take all of them. If you ask me, nngh, the more critters you take care of, the more chances you have of getting some kind of critter-sitting cutie mark. Am I right or am I right?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Sure!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Yes!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: But wait! How're we gonna take good care of them without treats for when they're good?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: And we'll need beds for when they're tired!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: And toys! They need toys!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: It's an afternoon. They don't need all that stuff. They'll be fine.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: We need to be able to buy them some things! One jewel might be able to cover it all.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Uh... what would I possibly be doing with jewels?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: I happen to know for a fact that Applejack gave you a gem to watch Winona, which means...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Obviously, no one around here is getting a cutie mark for kindness toward a poor, hungry little dragon. Take it or leave it.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: We'll take it.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: [singing] Gonna put in some flour, and add a little sugar for my five de-li-cious jewels!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: [muffled] But pink feathers would look so good with your eyes!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Meh... that bird could use a little color.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: [muffled] Has anyone seen Tank's head? Where's his head?!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: What have you done to the turtle?!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Ohh, I totally forgot he could do that. Heh.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Yeah, so, pretty sure critter-sittin' cutie marks are out.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: And our critter-grooming cutie marks probably aren't going to appear anytime soon either.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: [groans] Alright, load 'em up. And you can gimme back that jewel I gave you.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Sorry, we don't have it anymore.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: What? Why not?!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: How do you think we paid for the industrial-sized pet hair dryer?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: [groans] Oh.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Zecora: Zecora knows just what to do about all this bad mojo that's floating around you.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: I'm thinking a cage and a great big lock might be next.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Zecora: Zecora can take the bad away if you do just what I say.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Really?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Zecora: But before I can do my duty, I am going to need some of your booty.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: [sighs] Where are you going?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Zecora: You think jewels are what you need, but there's no worse mojo than dragon greed.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Almost there...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Granny Smith: [suspiciously] Mm-hm...	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Just taking good care of everyone's animals. What am I gonna have to do to get this to go away? [sighs] And this is just between you and me, right? No other pony has to hear a word about it?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Granny Smith: A word about what now?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: This better be important.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Conductor: All aboard!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Angel.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Conductor: I can't have all of these animals on my train. Not without tickets and not without chaperones.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: All I need is to get on for one minute, grab a bunny, and get off! Promise!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Conductor: [laughs] Likely story. No chaperone, no train.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Skydiving cutie marks!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Is three ponies enough? [sighs] At least I have you two left, my delectable little treasures.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Conductor: All aboard for the Crystal Empire!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Cutie Mark Crusaders: Crystal Empire?!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: I've always wanted to see the Crystal Empire!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: I wish I were dressed for it, but still... [squealing] THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: We're not really going! We just needed to get on the train so I can get that rabbit! And when I do, we're off!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: What?!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: That's not fair!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: There he is!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Conductor: Next stop, the Crystal Empire!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: No, no, no, no, no, no!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: So it seems like the Crystal Empire would be really cold, but I've heard that it's not! It's as warm as can be!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Do you think the walls are crystal? [gasps] Maybe even see-through! Can you imagine see-through walls?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Take it! Just take it!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: So beautiful!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Well, enjoy it while you can, 'cause we're not getting out of this car until we're back in Ponyville!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: There is no way, no how, we're comin' all the way to the Crystal Empire without lookin' around!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Nopony's gonna get past this dragon!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Apple Bloom: Don't make me use this!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Scootaloo: Whoa, just whoa.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: Ah! I'm in crystal heaven!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Shhh! They're right there! There's the bunny! Please, please, pretty please, don't go down there! I'll fluff your tail! I'll perm, highlight, and blow it out if you'll just stop!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: What do you want?! Name it, and it's yours! [pants] [groans] [kisses] Hyah!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Oh my goodness.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Conductor: All aboard!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Hah! You're coming with me!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: We made it!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: Without seeing the palace!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: I think this car's empty.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: They're coming this way! Everybody down!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: There has to be a better solution!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Shh! Oh, don't sit down, don't sit down!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Applejack: Whooeee! My dogs are barkin'.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Applejack: Did y'all hear that? They really are!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rainbow Dash: Huh, bummer Spike had to miss out on all this. He woulda' had fun here.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sure he's having a great time watching all the critters back at home.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Applejack: Think he's still got a handle on things?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: If he's staying calm and collected, I bet he's doing a terrific job as a leader.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Go ahead, bunny. Do your worst. I deserve it. I ignored you, tried to pawn you off on someone else, I didn't take these silly things out, or fluff this like I was supposed to. I wasn't really thinking about you at all. Any of you. Just wanted the jewels. I hope you'll all forgive me someday.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: You will? [stomach growls] Oh great. I'm gonna be the one who gives us away.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Applejack: You all hear that?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Applejack: I can't wait to scratch the belly on Winona. Oh, I miss her.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Hello! Thought we'd meet you at the station!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: So we could hear all about the Crystal Empire, and find out if you brought us one of the crystal snow globes that they sell at the train station!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Rarity: How did you know about the snow globes?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Sweetie Belle: Um... lucky guess?	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: I've gotta hand it to you, Spike. You did a really good job of taking care of the animals.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Fluttershy: Oh, Spike, Angel looks perfect! You did such a good job fluffing his tail.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Yeah, well... we're like this now.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: You know who.	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Twilight Sparkle: So what are you thinking? Bake 'em into a jewel pie? Ooh, six-layer gem cake sounds pretty good!	
Just for Sidekicks	Corey Powell	Spike: Yeah, it does. [slurps] It really really does. [pause] Whyyyyyyyyy???!!!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: You absolutely sure you can do this?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Spike: Of course. Wouldn't have agreed to it if I couldn't. Piece of cake. Speaking of cake, I got a little something I need to attend to.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, like keeping an eye on a house full of critters.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Spike: [slurp] Uh, yeah, uh, that was totally what I was talking about. Relax. Go to your welcoming thing in the Crystal Empire. Spike's got it all under control.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Hurry up, Twilight! We can't miss our train!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Conductor: Tickets.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Oh, this is gonna be a real treat. Princess Cadance said she'd never seen the Crystal Ponies so excited.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Duh! Of course they're excited. They're up for the Equestria Games. It's only the biggest sporting event in all of Equestria.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Didn't Cloudsdale host the Equestria Games one year?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: No. Cloudsdale should have hosted the games one year. I'll never forget when we got the bad news.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Laurette: The Equestria Games go to... the city of Fillydelphia.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Young Rainbow Dash: NOOOOOOOOOOO!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: These Crystal Ponies lost a thousand years to an evil king's curse. They've had enough bad news. No way we're letting them experience the pain of losing out on these games.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Exactly. Princess Cadance is counting on us to do our part to convince the Games Inspector to choose the Crystal Empire. And we are not gonna let her down. Are we?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: NOOOOOOOOOOO! What? I was just answering Twilight's question.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Main cast: Four, three, two, one! The Crystal Empire, that's the one!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [through megaphone] Okay, everypony, great job! Sounds like we're ready.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: One more time from the top.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Oh, please! I think that was perfect.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: [sighs] But we've run this, like, twelve times already. I think we've got it.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Cadance said the Games Inspector really puts folks through the wringer on her visits. There's no margin for error here. And this time we need to practice the steps.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: On a train car?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: You heard the pony! On your hooves!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Train Conductor: Crystal Empire, ladies! Watch your step leaving the train!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: [sighs] Probably should've watched our step while we were still on it, too.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Wow! The Crystal Empire looks crystallier than ever!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: They must have everypony in the Empire out sprucing it up!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: This must be why we were asked to handle the welcome committee routine.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: And it's probably also because we'll be awesome at it.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Princess Cadance was right. These ponies do look pretty darn excited.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Yup, I remember that feeling. But not as much as I remember the crushing wave of disappointment that came when things didn't work out. That right there. That is the face I do not want to see.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: We're here.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: [giggles] There are my girls.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight and Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Oh, my. This is spectacular. Please, everypony, stand back! I need air!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: Go ahead and try whatever you like. It's all complimentary for the welcome committee.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: That over there is a crystal mud bath, which relaxes your body and rejuvenates your coat. Now, I realize it can be kind of strange to climb into mud, but if you'll just give it a chance, I'm sure-	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Woo-hoo!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, no!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [laughing] Ahh, so relaxing!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Honestly!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: Go ahead, have a good time while I get my ceremonial headdress done.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Ceremonial... headdress?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: When meeting with important guests, it was tradition for rulers of the Crystal Empire to weave crystals into their manes in a very specific way. The Games Inspector is known for doing her homework. She'll certainly be expecting my look to reflect the importance of her visit.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Golden Hooves: Princess, if I may have a word... I-I have two pieces of news for you. First, your mane stylist has the flu and won't be able to make it for fear of you catching it, too.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: Oh. Well... I hope she's better soon. Do any of the other stylists here know how to do the traditional royal ceremonial headdress?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Crystal Ponies: Um... well... uh... (No.)	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: Oh. [breaths in] [breaths out] Just a... small detail.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're trying to land the Equestria Games here. There is no such thing as a small detail!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: I suppose... I could give it a shot.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: Oh, Rarity, you would do that for me?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Way to step it up, Rare!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: Fortunately, I have all the precise instructions right here.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Oh, my!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: You sure you're up to this?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Working on the hair of royalty on such an auspicious occasion is the opportunity of a lifetime! I will give it everything I've got!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: See? No worries!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Besides, the Games Inspector isn't expected for several hours. I'll have plenty of time to figure out exactly how to... do... this...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: Oh, Rarity, that's wonderful! [to Golden Hooves] You said you had a second bit of news?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Golden Hooves: Yes, quite. The Games Inspector, Ms. Harshwhinny, will be arriving on the... next train.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: What!? You couldn't have told her that news first!? That's fifteen minutes from now!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Oh, my goodness!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [breathes in] [breathes out] How long before Cadance is ready?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Hmmmm... I'm sure to find some shortcuts.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Can you have her back at the castle when we're done?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Done.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Okay, we'll be fine. Everypony, just be on the look out for the pony with the flower print luggage.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Easy peasy, pudding in the freezy!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: We bring the Games Inspector back to the castle, put on our big welcome committee how-do-you-do and then...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Put the pudding out to thaw before you eat it or you'll crack a tooth?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: I'll just ignore that. We need to remember that the Games Inspector arriving early is probably part of a plan to psych us out.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: What do you mean?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: You said it yourself. She's got a rep for trying to catch hosts off-guard, just to see if we can handle the kind of massive pressure that comes with hosting the Equestria Games.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Oh, no... We're gonna blow it...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Not if we always stay one step ahead and don't fall for any of her mind games. Anything she throws at us, we just need to remember she's testing us and roll with it.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Excuse me, ma'am?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Yes, what is it?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Oh, no!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Be cool. [to Ms. Peachbottom] Well, I know you're not expecting us, but we're here to personally welcome you to the Crystal Empire.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. The whole lot of you came to do that?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Uh, well, um... yes!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Well, darn tootin', ain't that the cat's meow! Y'all didn't need to do that. Why, I hardly expected anything like this.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Whew! The Princess wouldn't have had it any other way.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. The Princess? Princess Cadance?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: None other!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Well, tie me up and throw me down! This just keeps gettin' better and better!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Can we help you with your bags?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Don't mind if ya do!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Ooh, I love flower print! Sorry.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Our first stop is the castle, where we got a big razzamatazzy welcome planned for you!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. The castle? Are you kidding?! Hot-diggety-dawg!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: See that? We just gotta roll with it until the Princess gets there and we'll be just fine.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: So, uh... how's it going so far?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Oh, I'm so sorry... It's just... oh so complicated. [laughs nervously] I can fix it!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: Fix what?!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Well, I-I was looking for shortcuts and I thought step twelve was optional! But it's not!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. My golly, the crystal castle! [gasps] Why, I've seen pictures, but I never expected to see it with my very own eyes! [gulps] From the inside...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Oh, my gosh, she's so nice!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: You're letting her lull you into a false sense of confidence. Watch that. It's all part of the game.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Oh, my, I'm so excited.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Please, have a seat, won't you?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Mind if I take a quick run outside first? It was an awfully long train ride and my legs could use a stretch.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, well... we were just about to start.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Oh! Never you mind. You go on ahead. I'm listening.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: She was probably testing us to see if we could remain in control of a complex situation. Looks like we passed. Bump-	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: -cha!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: We'd like to thank you for this opportunity to introduce you to this wonderful kingdom!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Oh, why, the pleasure is all mine.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: And since we're not even from here ourselves, who better than us to let you know just how welcoming this place can be!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Main cast: Two, four, six, eight! Name a place that's really great! One, two, three, four! Keeps you coming back for more! Two, seven, nine, three! The place that we all wanna be! Four, three, two, one! The Crystal Empire, that's the one!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Ooh, I tell ya! I have traveled far and wide, but I have never, ever been welcomed anyplace in the fashion that y'all have done here today.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: That's fantastic! Princess Cadance would be so glad to hear that!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Honestly, I'm surprised she knows anything about me at all!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Of course she does! She's been looking forward to your visit for weeks!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Oh, goody! Is she here?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Uh...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: [hushed] Where the heck is she anyway? Wasn't she supposed to be here by now?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Or, if you like, we could give you a tour of the castle! That way you could be learning and stretching all at the same time!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Ooh, a tour of the crystal castle... I'd love that a whole heap.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Dash! We've hardly ever even been here before!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [hushed] It's just another test! We gotta roll with it, remember?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Oooh! Lemme give the tour! I'lldoit, I'lldoit, letmeletmeletme!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [breathes in] [breathes out] Fine. You all start giving her the tour, and I'll go see what's keeping Cadance.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Harshwhinny: Ms. Oof!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Hello there!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Harshwhinny: Ms. Hello yourself. First hello of the day-	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: [gasps] W-What are you doing here?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: We finished the welcome committee song and we just wanted to introduce Ms. Harshwhinny to-	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: No, no! Princess Cadance isn't ready. Something's gone terribly wrong!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I need to speak to the Princess.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: You can't! You mustn't! She's in the middle of a delicate conditioning rinse that must go perfectly if there's to be any hope for her hair!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Come on, how bad can it be?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Imagine her mane turned into a porcupine.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Ew.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Please! I will bring her back from the brink of tragedy, but you have got to buy me some time! There's no other way!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: So, you see this here? This, um, this is, um... a big, round room. It's known for its roundness and bigness. And did I mention that it's round?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. I think they call it a rotunda? A small, confining, rotunda...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: [blows raspberry] Whatever. Round is round, am I right?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: [hushed] Easy, Pinkie, let's play this safe! We got her in a good mood, so let's not do anything to ruin that.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. You know... I love this sort of architecture. I-I-I detect a neo-Gothic inspiration in the design, yes?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: [sighs] And not a moment too soon. Where's Cadance? Please tell me she's right behind you.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: There's a bit of a problem with her headdress. How's it going here?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. I, uh, hate to be a bother, but the legs are cramping up on me with all this standing around...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Huh?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: She's getting bored, and we have to buy Rarity some more time. [breathes in] [breathes out] I'll see if Shining Armor can come help. Can't one of you other ponies take over in the meantime?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: I got this. Wanna stretch your legs, huh? Well, whatever you need, I'm sure we can provide. Let's just make our way to the castle's gymnasium. Our tour will now be headed... this way. And we're walking, and we're walking...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: Twily!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: Hello there! Shining Armor, you've gotta help me.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: [blows whistle] Everything okay?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I left the other ponies behind giving the Games Inspector the worst castle tour ever.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: Come on, gang! Are we gonna gallop, or are we gonna trot!? [to Twilight] Castle tour, huh? I'm pretty sure I can give you a hoof with that. [to athletes] Let's move, move, move! [to Twilight] Everything's gonna be okay.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I know, I'm not worried. I'm not worried... it worked!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. [gasping] I'm outside! [laughing] Feels so good to stretch the old legs!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: Uh, what the-	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Turns out the crystal castle doesn't have a gymnasium.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: Watch it!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Woo-hoo!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: Make her stop!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Wait, that's the Games Inspector! Let her do her thing.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Good. Oh, these hooves! I'm outside!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: Why would she do that?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: I have no idea, but that's why she's who's in charge of choosing who gets the Games, and we're not.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. [muffled] Oh! Oh, get me outside for a run!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: Look out!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Yeah, okay, we need to stop her.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Where's she going in such a hurry?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Closer... closer... I think we've got her... Yaaaaaaah!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Hoo-eee! Oh, that felt good! Nothing like a great run to shake the cobwebs off these old bones.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Hey there, speedy. Ah, these wide open spaces y'all got here remind me of home. This is great!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Oh, good golly, yes. I just love to travel and see new places. Such a beautiful spot you got here, too!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: Why... thank you so much! I'm Shining Armor.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. [gasps] The Prince!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: What's going on?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: From the looks of it, just locking up the games for the Crystal Empire is all. Ain't no thing.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. My, oh, my... I never met a Prince before...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Shining Armor: [chuckles] I'm surprised. I'd think in your line of work you'd meet princes all the time.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: You... are Ms. Harshwhinny, the Equestria Games Inspector, aren't you?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Inspector what-now?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: We got the wrong pony?!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I mean, YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Oh, please still be here... Oh please, oh please, oh please...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: There's got to be another pony with flower print luggage around here somewhere.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Except that there isn't!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: We've gotta find her before Cadance finds out what a mess we've made of things.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we do. We split the Empire up into five sectors.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Each of us search a sector.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Pinkie Pie: Well... except for the spa. What's the point of checking there? That's where Cadance is. If Ms. Harshwhinny is there, well, then, game over, right?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Harshwhinny: Ms. Every city and empire wants to host the Equestria Games. So, I have to go through all the big phony-baloney song and dance, though of course, I'm never getting the real inside scoop.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Oh, golly, I've been having a swell time since I got here. I'm actually thinking of extendin' my stay.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Harshwhinny: Ms. And what exactly has made your visit so special?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Oohohohoooh, gosh, where to start?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Oh, there she is! We're in luck! I don't think either of them knows yet that the other one's here!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rarity: Wonderful news, look! Princess Cadance, better than new!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Harshwhinny: Ms. Princess Cadance? So, this is where you've been! I will have you know this is by far the worst welcome I've had in all my years!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: I-I can't believe it... What was wrong with your welcome?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Harshwhinny: Ms. There wasn't one!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: What is going on?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Princess, we gave our welcome to the wrong pony, left the right one waiting at the station, and completely ruined everything.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: When I was a little filly, I wanted so badly for Cloudsdale to win the Equestria Games. But it didn't happen. So I thought I could make up for that disappointment by helping the Crystal Empire win the chance to host the Games. But it looks like I ruined your chances instead.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Not so fast, speedy.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Harshwhinny: Ms. I just finished hearing about how this pony was just treated to the warmest, finest, most fabulous reception she ever had.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Peachbottom: Ms. Darn tootin'!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Ms. Harshwhinny: Ms. Courtesy of these fine ponies right here. Which, in my expert opinion, amounts to the first ever unvarnished, unrehearsed, and unbiased appraisal of a potential host of the Equestria Games. Which can only mean one thing...	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: [through microphone] The next host of the Equestria Games is... the Crystal Empire!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: We did it!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Princess Cadance: [through microphone] Congratulations, Crystal Ponies!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: [sighs] You know, it feels good to help others get something you always wanted but never had. Almost as good as getting it yourself. Almost.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: We'll still be able to come back here and watch the games when they're played.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: You're right. That'll rock!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Fluttershy: Oh, my goodness.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Conductor: All aboard!	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Rainbow Dash: Huh, bummer Spike had to miss out on all this. He woulda' had fun here.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: I'm sure he's having a great time watching all the critters back at home.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: Think he's still got a handle on things?	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Twilight Sparkle: [breathes out] If he's staying calm and collected, I bet he's doing a terrific job as a leader.	
Games Ponies Play	Dave Polsky	Applejack: You all hear that?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Morning in Ponyville shimmers Morning in Ponyville shines And I know for absolute certain That everything is certainly fine	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: There's the Mayor en route to her office There's the sofa clerk selling some quills	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Davenport: Morning, kid!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: My Ponyville is so gentle and still Can things ever go wrong? I don't think that they will	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Morning in Ponyville shimmers Morning in Ponyville shines And I know for absolute certain That everything is certainly-	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, that's not funny!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Terribly sorry, darling. I'm afraid I'm... I'm not good with the thundery ones.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Something tells me everything is not going to be fine.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: What are you doing? What happened to your cutie mark?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Whatever do you mean, Twilight? I'm simply doing what I've done since the day it first appeared. Does my sky look fabulous or what?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Too last season?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Where is Rainbow Dash? Why isn't she handling this?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Spike: [yawns] I still don't know what you had to wake me up for. I love sleeping in the rain.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash! Why is Rarity doing your job?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: And what in Equestria is going on in... here?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: These animals don't listen, no, not one little bit They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits [cat hissing] It's up to me to stop them, 'cause plainly you can see It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [blows balloon] I try to keep them laughing, put a smile upon their face But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace [blows party horn] [laughter] I have to entertain them, it's there for all to see It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: I don't care much for pickin' fruit and plowin' fields ain't such a hoot No matter what I try, I cannot fix this busted water chute! I've got so many chores to do, it's no fun being me But it has to be my destiny, 'cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Lookie here at what I made, I think that it's a dress I know it doesn't look like much, I'm under some distress Could y'all give me a hand here and help me fix this mess? My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is tellin' me	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity: I'm in love with weather patterns, but the others have concerns For I just gave them frostbite over top of their sunburns I have to keep on trying, for everyone can see	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity and Rainbow Dash: It's got to be	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: It's got to be	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: My destiny	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Applejack: My destiny	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity & Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy: And it's what my cutie mark	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie & Applejack: It's what my cutie mark	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity & Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Applejack: Yes, it's what my cutie mark is telling me!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: This is bad. This is very, very bad.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Spike: What's going on? Why is this happening?!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Last night when you were taking one of your seven-hour bubble baths, I got a special delivery from the princess.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Dear Twilight Sparkle,	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The spell contained on the last page of this book is Star Swirl the Bearded's secret unfinished masterpiece. [gasps] Ooh! He was never able to get it right, and thus abandoned it. I believe you are the only pony who can understand and rewrite it. Princess Celestia	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: "From one to another, another to one. A mark of one's destiny singled out alone, fulfilled." That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't even rhyme!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I cast the spell so I could find out what it was, but nothing seemed to happen. But now I know something did happen. The spell has changed the Elements of Harmony! That must be why their cutie marks are all wrong!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Spike: So just cast a counter-spell to switch them back.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh. There is no counter-spell!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Spike: Why don't you just use that memory spell you used to fix everypony when Discord was here?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: It's not their memories, Spike. It's their true selves that have been altered!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Spike: Zecora's cure for the cutie pox?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: That won't work either...	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Spike: Well [sighs], maybe it won't be so bad. Maybe our friends will grow to like their new lives.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No, Spike. They're not who they are meant to be anymore. Their destinies are now changed, and it's all my fault.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: And it's all my fault.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I have to find a way To make this all okay I can't believe this small mistake Could've caused so much heartache	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh why, oh why?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Losing promise I don't know what to do Seeking answers I fear I won't get through to you	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh why, oh why?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Spike, what have I done?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Spike: Aw, come on, Twilight, you'll figure out a way to fix this. These are your friends.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: You're right, Spike. And they mean more to me than anything. My friends...	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Spike: Twilight? Are you alright?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I've got it! I know what to do!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Spike: You do?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I may not be able to remind them of who they are, but I can show them what they mean to each other. They'll find the part of themselves that's been lost so they can help the friend they care about so much! Come on, Spike!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, wait!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Oh... Hey, Twilight...	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Where are you going?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I'm moving back to Cloudsdale. I don't know what's wrong, but I can't seem to make anypony laugh.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Before you go, I was wondering if you might be willing to help Rainbow Dash. She's really struggling with her animals.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: But... I don't really know anything about animals...	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: But you do know something about Rainbow Dash.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: I... know that she's a true friend, and I'll do anything I can to help her.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: [muffled] Whoa!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: I'm in here! Help! I'm trapped!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Hurry, Twilight! Can't you do some sort of spell to get her out?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: No. Fluttershy, you're the only one who can help! Rainbow Dash needs you!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Um... Hello? Little... woodland creatures? I know that you're all very upset and feel like giving Rainbow Dash a hard time, but we'd all really appreciate it if you'd calm down and, um, maybe... rest for a bit? Oh! Uh... look! Here's some nice, juicy leaves for you to munch on. And some crunchy, munchy acorns too. Uh, wouldn't you like to take a break and have a little snack?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Aww, look at that. I guess you were all just cranky because you were hungry. Oh, you are very welcome, little friends.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Goodness, it's like I can understand them! I... I feel strange, like... like this is what I'm meant to do, like this is who I am! My destiny! Wha... what happened?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, look! Your cutie mark!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: It worked! It worked! Oh, I'm so happy you're back to normal! Now we need your help!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: A true, true friend helps a friend in need A friend will be there to help them see	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight and Fluttershy: A true, true friend helps a friend in need To see the light that shines from a true, true friend	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Um, hello? Friend trapped inside, remember?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity needs your help She's trying hard, doing what she can	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Would you try, just give it a chance You might find that you'll start to understand	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight and Fluttershy: A true, true friend helps a friend in need A friend will be there to help you see A true, true friend helps a friend in need To see the light that shines from a true, true friend	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Uh, what just happened?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: There's no time to explain, but we need your help. Applejack's trying to make dresses!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Say no more!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rainbow Dash: Applejack needs your help She's trying hard, doing what she can Would you try, just give it a chance You might find that you'll start to understand	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight & Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: A true, true friend helps a friend in need A friend will be there to help them see A true, true friend helps a friend in need To see the light that shines from a true, true friend	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity: [gasps] Oh my, what a terrible dream I had. Or, maybe I'm still having it.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, Pinkie Pie is about to lose the apple farm. We need Applejack's help!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Lose the apple farm? Well we can't let that happen, now can we?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Pinkie Pie is in trouble We need to get there by her side We can try to do what we can now For together we can be her guide	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight & Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash & Rarity: A true, true friend helps a friend in need A friend will be there to help them see A true, true friend helps a friend in need To see the light that shines from a true, true friend	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Yee-haw! Now that's more like it! What's next?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: The townspeople are furious. We need the old Pinkie Pie back.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Applejack: I'm on it. I know just the thing.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Applejack: The townspeople need you They've been sad for a while They march around, face a-frown And never seem to smile And if you feel like helpin' We'd appreciate a lot If you'd get up there and spread some cheer From here to Canterlot	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Come on ponies, I wanna see you SMILE!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Crowd: PINKIE!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight & Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash & Rarity & Applejack & Pinkie Pie & Crowd: A true, true friend helps a friend in need A friend will be there to help them see A true, true friend helps a friend in need To see the light! (To see the light!) That shines! (That shines!) From a true, true friend!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [echoing] A mark of one's destiny, singled out alone, fulfilled. [normal] [gasps] Wait a second, that's it! I understand now! I know how to fix the spell!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Others: From all of us together, together we're friends. With the marks of our destinies made one, there is magic without end!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: [gasps] What happened?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [echoing] Hello? Where am I? What is this place?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: [echoing] Congratulations, Twilight. I knew you could do it.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: [echoing] Princess... I don't understand. What did I do?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: You did something today that's never been done before. Something even a great unicorn like Star Swirl the Bearded was not able to do, because he did not understand friendship like you do. The lessons you've learned here in Ponyville have taught you well. You have proven that you're ready, Twilight.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Ready? Ready for what?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: You've come such a long, long way And I've watched you from that very first day To see how you might grow To see what you might do To see what you've been through And all the ways you've made me proud of you	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: It's time now for a new change to come You've grown up and your new life has begun To go where you will go To see what you will see To find what you will be For it's time for you to fulfill your destiny	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Twilight? Is that you?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Wha... I-I've never seen anything like it!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Rarity: Why, you've become an Alicorn. I didn't even know that was possible.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: Wow... You look just like a princess!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: That's because she is a princess.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle & Rarity & Applejack & Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: Huh?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: A... A princess?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Since you've come to Ponyville, you've displayed the charity, compassion, devotion, integrity, optimism, and of course, the leadership of a true princess.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: But... does this mean I won't be your student anymore?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Not in the same way as before. I'll still be here to help and guide you, but we're all your students now, too. You are an inspiration to us all, Twilight.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: But... what do I do now? Is there a book about being a princess I should read?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: [giggles] There will be time for all of that later.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: We are gathered here today in celebration of a momentous occasion. My most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle, has done many extraordinary things since she's lived in Ponyville. She even helped reunite me with my sister, Princess Luna. But today, Twilight Sparkle did something extraordinary. She created new magic, proving without a doubt that she is ready to be crowned Equestria's newest princess. Fillies and gentlecolts, may I present for the very first time, Princess Twilight Sparkle!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Choir: The Princess Twilight cometh Behold, behold A Princess here before us Behold, behold, behold	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Choir: Behold, behold (behold, behold) The Princess Twilight cometh Behold, behold (behold, behold) The Princess is The Princess is here!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Princess Celestia: Say something, Princess.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Um... [clears throat] A little while ago, my teacher and mentor Princess Celestia sent me to live in Ponyville. She sent me to study friendship, which is something I didn't really care much about. But now, on a day like today, I can honestly say I wouldn't be standing here if it weren't for the friendships I've made with all of you. Each one of you taught me something about friendship, and for that, I will always be grateful. Today, I consider myself the luckiest pony in Equestria. Thank you, friends. Thank you, everypony!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Shining Armor: Twilight! I'm so proud of you!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Are you crying?	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Shining Armor: Of course not. It's... it's liquid pride. Totally different thing.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Applejack: Way to go, Princess!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Pinkie Pie: Best coronation day ever!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Fluttershy: We love you, Twilight.	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: I love you too, girls!	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Life in Equestria shimmers Life in Equestria shines And I know for absolute certain	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Main cast and crowd: That everything (that everything) Yes, everything (yes, everything) Yes, everything is certainly fine It's fine	
Magical Mystery Cure	M. A. Larson	Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Everything's going to be just fine!	