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Title: MLP:FiM Season 9 Episode 14 'The Last Laugh'
Original Translation: anon2anon
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Original Timing: anon2anon
Script Updated By: 04.08.2019
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[Events]
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.79,0:00:07.27,RainbowDash,,0,0,0,,I thought Pinkie Pie said to get here right away.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.39,0:00:10.07,AppleJack,,0,0,0,,She sure had a burr in her britches about somethin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.16,0:00:11.56,Spike,,0,0,0,,So where is she?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.13,0:00:15.36,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Yeah. What is taking her so long?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.22,0:00:16.85,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Just kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.05,0:00:19.51,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You guys really need to look behind you once in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.93,0:00:22.69,Twilight,,0,0,0,,Uh, Pinkie? You said you had something important to tell us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.92,0:00:24.96,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Not telling so much as showing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.30,0:00:26.00,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,In fact,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.03,0:00:27.03,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,what you're about to see
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.10,0:00:32.12,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,may shake the very foundations of your perception for all time!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.64,0:00:34.67,FlutterShy,,0,0,0,,Um... a cupcake?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.67,0:00:35.40,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.81,0:00:37.90,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,But wait, there's more!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.52,0:00:43.38,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,It's an invitation to visit the Cheese Sandwich Amusement Factory!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.38,0:00:45.32,Spike,,0,0,0,,Cheese Sandwich opened a factory?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.33,0:00:47.18,AppleJack,,0,0,0,,Heh. What do they make there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.32,0:00:48.38,AppleJack,,0,0,0,,Rubber chickens?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.55,0:00:49.91,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,That's ridiculous!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.30,0:00:53.11,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,They make way more there than just rubber chickens!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.66,0:00:56.33,Rarity,,0,0,0,,Gosh, Cheese hardly seems the factory type.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.61,0:01:00.02,Rarity,,0,0,0,,I just assumed he'd continue to wander Equestria throwing parties.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.04,0:01:02.26,Rarity,,0,0,0,,Still, you must be excited to see him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.26,0:01:03.44,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I am!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.47,0:01:05.65,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I can't wait to tour his factory, catch up,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.65,0:01:07.88,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,have him tell me my life's purpose, swap gag tips—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.08,0:01:09.54,AppleJack,,0,0,0,,Whoa-whoa-whoa. What did you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.68,0:01:12.30,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Uh, catch up? I mean, it has been a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.34,0:01:16.86,Twilight,,0,0,0,,I think Applejack's asking about the part about Cheese Sandwich and your life's purpose.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.01,0:01:18.75,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Oh, that. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.98,0:01:21.18,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,It's just... All of you have found your thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.30,0:01:22.84,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You're gonna rule all of Equestria,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.85,0:01:24.05,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Rainbow Dash is a Wonderbolt,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.05,0:01:25.55,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Fluttershy has her animal sanctuary,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.57,0:01:26.92,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Rarity has her boutiques,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:28.74,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Applejack has the hat...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.78,0:01:33.32,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,And the farm! So that's like... two things!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.14,0:01:36.08,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I don't even have one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.55,0:01:41.89,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,When I first got Cheese's invite, I was a little jealous.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.19,0:01:45.91,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,It felt like even he was moving on to bigger and better things.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.98,0:01:48.20,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,And everypony was leaving me behind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.60,0:01:52.13,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,But then I realized Cheese Sandwich is a party pony just like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.20,0:01:55.94,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,If he figured out his purpose, he can help me figure out mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.28,0:01:59.04,Twilight,,0,0,0,,I think talking to Cheese Sandwich is a great idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.25,0:02:03.31,Twilight,,0,0,0,,But the only pony who can really find your life's purpose is you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.61,0:02:05.10,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I know, silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.16,0:02:07.74,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,That's why I'm going to visit Cheese Sandwich's factory
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.74,0:02:11.13,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,so I can ask him to help me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.19,0:02:14.54,Spike,,0,0,0,,Uh, Pinkie?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.54,0:02:16.54,Spike,,0,0,0,,Are you sure this is edible?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.73,0:02:18.26,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I am not!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.72,0:03:03.30,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Yup!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.37,0:03:08.22,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Anypony with a smile like that is exactly the kind of pony I want helping me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.00,0:03:13.77,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.83,0:03:14.28,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Pardon me?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.28,0:03:15.96,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Just gonna... squeeze by?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.08,0:03:18.41,Guard,,0,0,0,,Can we help you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.60,0:03:19.88,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You sure can!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.88,0:03:22.18,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I'm here to see Cheese Sandwich!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.38,0:03:25.05,Guard,,0,0,0,,Cheese Sandwich doesn't "see" anypony.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.29,0:03:26.99,Guard,,0,0,0,,This factory's shut tight.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.23,0:03:30.29,Guard,,0,0,0,,Nopony ever comes out, and nopony ever goes in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.37,0:03:32.01,Guard,,0,0,0,,Including you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.08,0:03:33.51,Guard,,0,0,0,,So move along.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.51,0:03:35.12,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Aw, that's a shame.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.14,0:03:41.18,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,To think I came all this way because of this personal invitation from Cheese Sandwich himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.57,0:03:43.29,Guard,,0,0,0,,You... You have an invitation?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.36,0:03:45.16,Guard,,0,0,0,,Well, why didn't you say so?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.24,0:03:51.64,Guard,,0,0,0,,Next time, I get to push the button.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.70,0:03:55.18,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Ooh! Desolate-y!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.25,0:03:57.04,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.27,0:03:58.42,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Anypony there?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.96,0:04:09.73,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Cheese! I'm so happy to see you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.03,0:04:15.25,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Hmm. This should have gotten a big laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.52,0:04:17.64,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,I wonder if we need to add more carpet rolls.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.93,0:04:20.01,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,I suppose it could be the mask.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.27,0:04:23.68,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Let's try taking the nostril flare down ten percent.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.74,0:04:24.29,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Thoughts?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.35,0:04:25.49,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I have a thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.63,0:04:26.67,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.96,0:04:31.08,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,So sorry. Sans Smirk, vice-president of amusement integration.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.19,0:04:33.79,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Mr. Sandwich is very excited you're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.88,0:04:39.00,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,If you'll just follow me, it's a short trip through the factory to Cheese's office.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.12,0:04:44.57,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Wow! A whole factory dedicated to gags!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.87,0:04:48.08,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Ooh! I bet this is the funnest place ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.80,0:04:57.67,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Maybe the fun is behind all this boring-looking factory stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.88,0:05:06.72,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,The fun is the factory stuff. We take a fairly serious approach to comedy here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.82,0:05:07.54,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Observe.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.14,0:05:12.61,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Oh, look. A pretty flower.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.78,0:05:18.56,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,The squirting flower's a classic.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.77,0:05:21.65,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Ohhh! What if the flower was part of a shirt,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.65,0:05:24.29,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,but the flower didn't squirt – the shirt did?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.02,0:05:29.17,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,That is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.44,0:05:31.15,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.15,0:05:32.72,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,That's just off the top of my head.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.72,0:05:33.74,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You probably get, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.74,0:05:36.53,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,seventeen thousand ideas like that from Cheese every minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.56,0:05:39.78,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,We'd have to use a series of interconnected tubes in the fabric.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.96,0:05:41.45,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,What do you think of this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.59,0:05:45.02,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I think it's a whoopee cushion.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.02,0:05:46.03,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Yes...?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.68,0:05:51.24,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,But what if you made the embarrassing sound come from somepony else?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.70,0:05:54.67,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,I sit on it, but the sound comes from you...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.85,0:05:57.52,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,We could call it the "ventriloquoopee cushion".
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.72,0:06:02.35,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,So... which way is Cheese's office again?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.43,0:06:03.75,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Right. Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.41,0:06:10.92,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,It's been quite a while since we've had the opportunity to work with true comic inspiration like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.19,0:06:12.73,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,What about Cheese?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.82,0:06:14.20,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Oh! One more thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.80,0:06:17.08,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Our super-slip banana peel.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.08,0:06:20.54,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Still in development, but we think it's pretty special.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.65,0:06:32.56,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,So? Too slippery?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.85,0:06:36.94,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Ohhh-ho-ho. What if, instead of slipping, you were sticking?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.96,0:06:40.62,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,One step on this banana peel, and you can't get it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.62,0:06:41.80,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,That's funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.08,0:06:46.81,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Wow. Just... wow. You're exactly the pony Cheese Sandwich needs to see.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.82,0:06:47.53,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.96,0:06:52.43,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Because he's exactly the pony I need to see!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.93,0:06:55.74,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Uh... hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.08,0:06:58.24,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Pinkie, I'm... I'm glad you came.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.26,0:07:02.60,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Of course I did. Your factory's... big.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.82,0:07:04.55,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,It really seems like you found your purpose.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.55,0:07:06.96,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Which is perfect, since I came here for help.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.06,0:07:10.69,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,That is perfect. I knew I could count on you to help me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.19,0:07:12.72,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Well, that's triple-perfect, because...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.90,0:07:15.03,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,uh, wait. Why do you need my help?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.57,0:07:17.25,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Because, Pinkie, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.29,0:07:20.70,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,...I completely lost my laugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.97,0:07:27.01,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You lost your laugh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.33,0:07:28.95,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Is that some kind of joke?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.95,0:07:30.93,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Because it's not a funny one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.14,0:07:34.62,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,It's not a joke. And even if it was, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.62,0:07:36.58,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't be able to laugh at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.74,0:07:38.45,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Riiiiight...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.46,0:07:44.06,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Why don't we continue this discussion over some delicious canned peanut brittle, hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.12,0:07:49.24,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Wow. You did lose your laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.49,0:07:51.04,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,That's horrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.13,0:07:52.50,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Sorry to interrupt,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.62,0:07:56.62,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,but it occurs to me that a seven percent tighter wind on the snake springs would yield a
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.79,0:07:59.01,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,twelve percent increase in giggle output.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.45,0:08:01.01,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,This is why we're a team.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.26,0:08:05.58,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Sans here has always been able to eke every last laugh out of my gags.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.94,0:08:09.96,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,W-Which is a help, since I haven't come up with any good ones in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.53,0:08:15.00,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Wait. So you can tell if a gag is funny or not – you just can't laugh at it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.61,0:08:16.33,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.49,0:08:18.10,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,And it's torture!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.11,0:08:19.98,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,How did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.33,0:08:21.49,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.91,0:08:25.46,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Back when I was a party pony, I... I laughed at everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.12,0:08:29.98,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I spread my party cheer wherever it was needed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.69,0:08:36.79,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I even started making individual, one-of-a-kind novelty gags for each and every one of my parties.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.93,0:08:51.91,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Soon, it seemed like everypony in Equestria wanted one.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.30,0:09:06.69,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,It was more work than my hooves could handle, but I didn't want to disappoint all those smiling faces.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.92,0:09:10.26,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Luckily, Sans Smirk came to me with the idea for a factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.71,0:09:11.64,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,A gag factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.56,0:09:18.15,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I could finally keep up with demand and make everypony happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.75,0:09:22.56,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Soon we were sending gags all over Equestria.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.82,0:09:41.26,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,But then, one day, my laugh was just... gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.56,0:09:44.15,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I haven't left the factory since.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.54,0:09:46.79,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I-I don't want anypony to see me like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.79,0:09:50.87,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I-I mean, look at me! Boneless 2 doesn't even recognize me anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.23,0:09:56.16,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,So, can you help me, Pinkie? W-What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.16,0:09:58.84,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I think I've got two words for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.26,0:10:00.88,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Knock... knock.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.15,0:10:02.10,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Who's there?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.55,0:10:03.06,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Boo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.37,0:10:04.17,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Boo who?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.45,0:10:07.64,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Don't cry, because I'm gonna get you your laugh back!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.27,0:10:10.37,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Let's start with something small.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.37,0:10:12.63,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, Mr. Smirk.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.63,0:10:15.59,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,But is there something in my... eye?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.57,0:10:18.43,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Top notch eye-googling, Ms. Pie.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.13,0:10:23.30,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Why, thanks, Sans, ol' pal. Put her there!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.18,0:10:34.86,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Sorry about that. Let me make it up to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.86,0:10:37.39,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,How about some... pie?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.20,0:10:44.38,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Googly eye to hoof buzzer to pie-face pratfall.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.10,0:10:46.06,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Masterful.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.63,0:10:48.75,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.20,0:10:53.23,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Those classic bits put Rainbow Dash's funny bone in a cast for a week!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.71,0:10:55.36,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Don't blame yourself, Pinkie.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.36,0:10:57.58,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Whatever I got, I got it bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.91,0:11:01.65,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Maybe we need to start even smaller.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.79,0:11:05.07,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You can't run before you can walk,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.42,0:11:07.85,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,and you can't laugh before you can smile.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.12,0:11:10.94,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,And your smiler's all out of whack.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.40,0:11:13.37,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Now let's see what we're working with.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.37,0:11:15.71,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Give me your biggest, bestest smile!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.95,0:11:19.17,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Am I doing it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.56,0:11:20.78,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Am I smiling?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.14,0:11:23.18,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I feel like I'm smiling.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.15,0:11:25.23,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Almost...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.58,0:11:29.01,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Maybe I just need to spot you for a rep or two.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.13,0:11:33.82,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.35,0:11:35.25,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You got this!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.89,0:11:37.60,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,It's all you! Ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.70,0:11:40.49,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.16,0:11:45.40,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I'm not giving up on you yet, Cheese.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.67,0:11:48.58,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I know there's something somewhere that'll make you laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.81,0:11:51.35,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I just have to figure out where to look.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.99,0:11:56.19,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,I would like to take this opportunity to point out that we are in a gag factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.51,0:12:02.14,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,This is where the magic happens – research and development.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.14,0:12:04.57,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,It's where we figure out the science of funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.88,0:12:06.57,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,How do you science funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.71,0:12:09.45,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Of course there's no one-size-fits-all joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.45,0:12:11.41,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,No grand unified gag theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.11,0:12:14.69,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,But if we figure out the funny of one gag,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.82,0:12:19.26,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,we can combine it with the funny of another gag and make a third funnier gag.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.11,0:12:23.96,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I... guess that makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.77,0:12:25.99,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,"Rule of threes".
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.66,0:12:28.28,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,One, two, three.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.28,0:12:29.86,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Yup. That math checks out.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.33,0:12:34.30,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,At this point, we'll need to give anything a try.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.90,0:13:09.10,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I don't understand!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.10,0:13:10.22,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,We've tried everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.43,0:13:13.39,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Stand-up, classic gag, physical humor, prop comedy,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.40,0:13:15.48,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,vaudeville, surrealist alt-scene character pieces
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.48,0:13:16.89,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,nothing's worked!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.50,0:13:21.86,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,It seems we've exhausted every avenue that even the science of comedy can provide.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.24,0:13:23.17,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,That's it then.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.77,0:13:24.69,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.69,0:13:30.87,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I appreciate everything you've done, Pinkie, but if you can't make me laugh, nopony can.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.17,0:13:33.90,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,But, sir, you can't just surrender.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.44,0:13:36.24,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,It doesn't look like I have a choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.25,0:13:38.99,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I need to figure out how to live without a laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.81,0:13:42.58,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I know you tried your best, but it's time you went home.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.64,0:13:48.12,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,I, too, am horrified.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.42,0:13:56.49,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,So that's it? You're all just giving up?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.13,0:13:59.25,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,I'm afraid Mr. Sandwich is right.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.25,0:14:01.73,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,You are the funniest pony in Equestria.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.73,0:14:05.08,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,And if you can't bring back his laugh, it is surely gone forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.65,0:14:08.32,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,But... Cheese was just as funny as me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.32,0:14:10.59,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I-I can't believe that's all gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.23,0:14:15.02,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,None of us can. I shudder to think what'll become of the factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.20,0:14:17.38,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You're not gonna close down, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.38,0:14:20.25,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I thought this place was Cheese's life's purpose!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.86,0:14:22.16,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,It certainly was mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.16,0:14:24.56,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,But if Mr. Sandwich has finally given up,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.56,0:14:28.65,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,there's only so long we can retool his old ideas before we run out of gags to produce.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.59,0:14:31.24,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,I don't suppose...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.47,0:14:33.06,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,you'd consider working here?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.27,0:14:36.88,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Your fresh take on our classic gags rivals Mr. Sandwich in his prime.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.56,0:14:40.83,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I need to find my life's purpose, but I don't think that's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.83,0:14:44.34,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I'm a party pony! I need to make ponies happy in real-time!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.60,0:14:45.64,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Ah, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.87,0:14:51.79,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,In our early days, nothing brought Mr. Sandwich more pleasure than seeing the laughter his gags brought to ponies firsthoof.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.27,0:14:54.38,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Guess it's back to the drawing board.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.30,0:14:58.73,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Well, there will always be a place for you here if you change your mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.11,0:15:00.79,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Hold on. What did you just say?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.00,0:15:03.23,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,There'll always be a place for you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.23,0:15:04.41,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,No-no-no-no. Before that.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.42,0:15:05.76,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Back to the drawing board.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.03,0:15:07.29,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,That was me!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.83,0:15:12.34,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Nothing brought Mr. Sandwich more pleasure than seeing the laughter his gags brought to ponies firsthoof?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.48,0:15:14.07,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Yes! That!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.22,0:15:15.93,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,We've been going about this all wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.03,0:15:17.91,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,We don't need to make Cheese laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.14,0:15:20.27,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,He needs to make us laugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.99,0:15:25.30,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Cheese! I figured it out! I know why you can't laugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.90,0:15:26.93,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,What? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.16,0:15:30.92,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You started this factory because you didn't want to disappoint smiling faces.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.92,0:15:33.01,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,But in here, you can't see any.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.28,0:15:36.58,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,It does make a certain sense, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.84,0:15:39.12,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Spreading laughter has always brought you joy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.64,0:15:42.36,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,But spreading laughter is what this factory does.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.54,0:15:45.24,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Except you don't see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.24,0:15:46.84,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You're a party pony like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.93,0:15:49.63,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,You need to make ponies smile in-person!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.26,0:15:54.98,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Here. Just try it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.47,0:15:57.03,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.24,0:16:00.78,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Why did Boneless 2 cross the road?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.88,0:16:04.61,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,To prove to Boneless 1 he wasn't a chicken.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.06,0:16:06.75,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Very funny, sir. Excellent joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.54,0:16:08.62,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Oh! I mean...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.91,0:16:11.88,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.13,0:16:14.19,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Sorry. Not much of a laugher.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.20,0:16:18.55,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Here. Try me. I promise I'll laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.35,0:16:21.41,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Pinkie, you laugh at everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.41,0:16:25.45,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I appreciate what you're doing, but I think it's a "cost lause".
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.68,0:16:27.68,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,A lost cause.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.07,0:16:31.60,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,What... was... that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.65,0:16:36.86,Somepony,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. When you swapped the letters of those words, it was just a bit...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.94,0:16:38.87,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.61,0:16:42.21,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,So you're saying it's a mixup
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.69,0:16:44.64,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Of the sounds that I just made
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.22,0:16:47.24,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,That coaxed the snicker from your throat
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.52,0:16:49.17,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,In a delicate cascade?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.61,0:16:51.57,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,If I did it one more time
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.80,0:16:53.74,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,If I reproduced that feat
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.93,0:16:55.87,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Mixed up some letters here and there
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.17,0:17:01.02,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,You'd "lelly-baugh" tout suite?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.57,0:17:03.34,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Then that's all I need to do
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.34,0:17:04.89,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,That's who I need to be
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.89,0:17:06.25,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I thought I needed laughter
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.25,0:17:07.97,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,But it has to come from me
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.21,0:17:11.02,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Squirting flowers and knobby knees
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.17,0:17:14.17,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Rubber chickens my expertise
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.37,0:17:17.54,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.60,0:17:18.31,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.67,0:17:21.15,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I s'pose now I should amp things up
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.15,0:17:22.75,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,To get the thing I'm after
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.96,0:17:24.39,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Move whole syl-lables around
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.39,0:17:26.12,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,And change emPHAsis to get laughter
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.12,0:17:27.49,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Can't stop now, I'm on a roll
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.49,0:17:28.84,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I've almost got it back
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.00,0:17:30.53,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Bright folks like you aren't subject to
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.53,0:17:32.16,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,My play-on-words attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.16,0:17:35.29,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,With something else, I'll have to play
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.29,0:17:37.76,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,To get me where I'm going
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.76,0:17:38.63,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Whatcha gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.63,0:17:42.08,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Some Commedia dell'arte
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.08,0:17:44.94,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,To get the laughter flowing
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.20,0:17:46.77,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,And it's what I need to do
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.97,0:17:48.45,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,It's who I need to be
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.45,0:17:49.90,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I thought I needed laughter
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.90,0:17:51.45,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,But it has to come from me
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.84,0:17:54.74,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Follow right behind, if you please
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.93,0:17:57.78,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Walk this way and I guarantee
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.99,0:18:00.97,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.33,0:18:02.70,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Accordion solo!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.70,0:18:03.67,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Shred it, Cheese!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.24,0:18:14.84,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,And it's what I need to do
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.00,0:18:16.43,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,It's who I need to be
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.55,0:18:17.95,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I thought I needed laughter
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.95,0:18:19.48,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,But it has to come from me
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.69,0:18:22.80,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Whoopee cushions and Dungarees
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.99,0:18:25.90,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I know jokes like my A-B-C's
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.08,0:18:30.37,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.92,0:18:34.51,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,And now my biggest test
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.51,0:18:36.68,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,The hardest fish to fry
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.19,0:18:40.90,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,A mind so analytical
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.90,0:18:42.80,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,A sense of humor dry
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.80,0:18:43.84,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,So dry!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.02,0:18:46.71,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,To make you laugh would prove to me
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.96,0:18:49.12,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,That this experiment's done
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.10,0:18:52.98,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Something ridiculous and not too smart
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.35,0:18:56.17,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Something like a pun
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.53,0:18:59.47,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Hey, Sans! How did the laughing bird's eggs hatch?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.11,0:19:01.65,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,They cracked up!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.07,0:19:02.49,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Sir...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.70,0:19:04.08,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,that is so...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.29,0:19:05.36,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,ridiculous!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.92,0:19:12.59,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Then that's all I need to do
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.59,0:19:14.05,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,That's all I need to see
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.17,0:19:15.56,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I thought I needed laughter
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.56,0:19:17.18,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,But it had to come from me
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.34,0:19:20.47,Somepony,,0,0,0,,Squirting flowers and knobby knees
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.62,0:19:23.41,Somepony,,0,0,0,,Rubber chickens and Dungarees
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.72,0:19:29.48,Somepony,,0,0,0,,If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.71,0:19:36.73,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,It's so good to have you back, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.86,0:19:39.76,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Finally we can get the factory back to how things used to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.93,0:19:43.79,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Sans, my good pony, I don't think I could run this factory anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.00,0:19:45.32,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,But you can!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.40,0:19:46.99,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Without you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.15,0:19:48.55,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,I-I don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.20,0:19:51.71,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Pinkie was right. This is what I need.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.07,0:19:56.08,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I just can't have funny ideas.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.09,0:19:59.20,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I need to wander the land and see ponies laughing at them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.64,0:20:03.96,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,You can run the factory, but I need to liiiiiive!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.33,0:20:06.68,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,And don't think I've forgotten about you, little buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.48,0:20:11.17,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,I knew you'd be onboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.24,0:20:16.34,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Don't worry. Out in Equestria, I'll have more great ideas for gags,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.34,0:20:17.95,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,and I'll send them all to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.49,0:20:21.17,SansSmirk,,0,0,0,,Sir, are you sure this is what you want to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.44,0:20:23.99,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,Of course. It's my life's purpose!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.42,0:20:26.86,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Hey! That's what I came here looking for!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.36,0:20:30.80,CheeseSandwich,,0,0,0,,You did? Well, come on! Let's figure it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.75,0:20:37.81,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Actually, I think I'm good.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.25,0:20:42.91,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,...And then I said goodbye, and then I came here!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.91,0:20:45.82,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,...And then I gathered you all together and started telling you about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.96,0:20:47.15,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,First, I said—
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.15,0:20:49.33,Twilight,,0,0,0,,Well, that sounds like quite a trip!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.69,0:20:52.99,FlutterShy,,0,0,0,,And Cheese Sandwich just left his own factory?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.33,0:20:57.18,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Yup. But I think Sans Smirk's hooves were the perfect ones to leave it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.36,0:21:00.93,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,As much as Cheese was born to wander Equestria and make ponies laugh in-person,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.93,0:21:03.49,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Sans was born to run that factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.07,0:21:07.13,AppleJack,,0,0,0,,And you don't sound so worried about findin' your life's purpose anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.72,0:21:10.86,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Nope! I figured out Cheese and I are pretty much the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.87,0:21:13.97,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,We both need to see ponies laughing to feel fulfilled.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.97,0:21:15.21,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,And I already do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.21,0:21:18.15,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,My life is purposing itself all over the place!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.42,0:21:20.91,Rarity,,0,0,0,,I agree completely.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.98,0:21:21.77,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.20,0:21:23.18,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I almost forgot!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.39,0:21:25.73,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,I got you all a little something from my trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.73,0:21:27.90,PinkiePie,,0,0,0,,Who likes peanut brittle?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.93,0:21:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,SCHASTLIVIY PONETS
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.87,0:21:39.78,Default,,0,0,0,,anon2anon\Nsunnysubs.com