1 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:07,420 Wow! I can't believe how many ponies showed up. 2 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:08,370 Pinkie Pie: I can. 3 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:10,540 I mean, finding out who the Ponyville Days 4 00:00:10,550 --> 00:00:12,770 Pony of Ceremonies is, is a pretty big deal. 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,960 I didn't know Granny Smith was on the Selection Committee. 6 00:00:18,290 --> 00:00:19,270 Of course she is. 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,050 Ponyville Days celebrates the founding of Ponyville 8 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:23,860 and she was right there. 9 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,840 I'm glad the Committee didn't automatically pick me 10 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:27,060 so everypony gets a chance to see 11 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,320 how great being me actually is, 12 00:00:28,450 --> 00:00:30,020 even though the Festival is basically a party 13 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,700 and the Pony of Ceremonies organizes the whole thing 14 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:33,330 so it would make sense if they picked me. 15 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:34,250 Shhhhhh! 16 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,760 Citizens of Ponyville, 17 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,880 this year's applicants were all exceptional, 18 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:42,730 but there can only be one Ponyville Days 19 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:44,460 Pony of Ceremonies. 20 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,930 And that pony is... 21 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:49,910 (big inhale) 22 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:56,880 Rarity! 23 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:59,490 Applejack: Whoo whee! All right, Rarity! 24 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,840 (cheers) 25 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:03,260 Congratulations, Rarity. 26 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,650 Do you know what you're going to do? 27 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:07,980 (grunts) 28 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:12,890 Oh, I might have a few ideas. 29 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:25,260 Subtitles by YayPonies http://yayponies.eu HoH version 30 00:01:57,490 --> 00:02:00,310 I'm so excited for the Festival I can hardly stand up straight. 31 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:01,080 (thud) 32 00:02:01,970 --> 00:02:04,260 Me, too. I'm glad Rarity was picked. 33 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:07,040 I know she'll add a touch of elegance to the whole thing. 34 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,740 Probably more than a touch. 35 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:17,500 Ahem. 36 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:19,220 ♪ 37 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:22,650 This year's Ponyville Days Festival designed by Rarity, 38 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:26,290 will feature various high class events, such as... 39 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,230 A silent cider auction and tasting... 40 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,030 Ooooh! 41 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,700 A Ponyville gala in Town Square... 42 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:36,500 Aaaaah! 43 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:40,130 And, of course, a Ponyville fashion show. 44 00:02:40,350 --> 00:02:41,860 Ooooooh! 45 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,910 This year's Ponyville Days Festival pony of ceremonies, 46 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:49,590 creates shimmering couture of her own design. 47 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,890 And the theme is, 48 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:57,910 Small Town Chic! 49 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:02,900 Wow, Rarity! You really have put a lot of effort into this. 50 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:03,910 I'll say. 51 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:07,260 I think it's going to be magical. 52 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:09,290 Do you really think so? 53 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,540 Are you kidding? I can't wait! 54 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,580 Oh, that's such a relief. 55 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:16,260 But, of course, I couldn't possibly do it all on my own. 56 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:18,820 The festival is in three days! 57 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,080 Pinkie Pie and I can hang lights and decorations 58 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:22,050 in the Town Square. 59 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:25,350 And I can get Sweet Apple Acres all ready for the cider tasting. 60 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:27,500 That's just perfect. 61 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:30,570 And now Twilight, if you and Fluttershy wouldn't mind helping 62 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:31,710 with the fashion show... 63 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:32,800 Of course. 64 00:03:32,890 --> 00:03:33,820 I'd be honored. 65 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:36,980 I can focus on the one thing I'm worried about most of all. 66 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,330 All: What? 67 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:41,080 Creating a Ponyville Days Festival 68 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:43,080 fantastic enough to impress... 69 00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:44,870 TRENDERHOOF! 70 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:51,470 Uh, who's Trenderhoof? 71 00:03:51,870 --> 00:03:52,280 WHAT? 72 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,120 How can you not know who Trenderhoof is? 73 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,190 Trenderhoof is only the most amazing, 74 00:03:58,350 --> 00:04:01,550 handsomest travel writer to have ever traveled or written. 75 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,650 Before Las Pegasus became an Equestria travel destination, 76 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:05,830 he wrote about it. 77 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,050 Before the culinary revolution in Trottingham, 78 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:09,580 he discovered it. 79 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,670 He knows what's going to be hot even before it's tepid. 80 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:15,120 (giggle) 81 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:18,270 Sounds like somepony has a little bit of a crush. 82 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,010 Oh, Twilight. 83 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,370 "Crush" doesn't even begin to describe it! 84 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:24,210 He's practically divine. 85 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,680 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S COMING! 86 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:28,480 (hysterical giggling) 87 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:35,600 (chugging) 88 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:37,540 (hiss) 89 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:42,200 Thank you ever so much for joining me, Twilight. 90 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,040 I don't think I could have met Trenderhoof on my own. 91 00:04:45,530 --> 00:04:47,800 It's no problem, but you shouldn't be nervous 92 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:48,700 about meeting him. 93 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:51,420 (clamouring) 94 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,340 Is that him? Do you see him? Twilight, is he there? 95 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,860 Uh...I'm not sure. 96 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:57,910 You don't suppose he decided not to come? 97 00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,250 Twilight, I don't see him! 98 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:00,720 What if he doesn't arrive? 99 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:02,730 The whole festival will be a disaster! 100 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,310 TWILIGHT, WHERE IS HE? 101 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,690 Ahem. Sorry. 102 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,150 Rarity, you have to get a hold of yourself. 103 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:12,000 I mean, you haven't even met him yet... 104 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:29,020 ♪ (romantic theme) 105 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,670 (huge gasp) 106 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:32,030 What's wrong? 107 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:32,670 Shhhhhhh. 108 00:05:33,010 --> 00:05:36,520 It's him, it's him, it's him, he's here, it's him. 109 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,740 Well, go up and talk to him. 110 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,410 (squeaking) 111 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:42,490 I can't. 112 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:46,860 (nervous giggle) 113 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:48,730 Um... Hi. Ahem. 114 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,400 Hello. Mr. Trenderhoof. 115 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:54,360 I am Rarity and I have been chosen as Pony of Ceremonies 116 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,180 for the Ponyville Days Festival. 117 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:58,500 (giggle) 118 00:05:58,900 --> 00:05:59,790 Please. 119 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:01,070 Call me Trend. 120 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,020 (thud) 121 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,090 And over here will be the climax of the Festival, 122 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,080 The Ponyville Days Gala. 123 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,150 Music. Dancing. 124 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,710 And of course a locally sourced menu of delicious treats. 125 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:20,710 Reminds me of the Spring Fling meets Manehattan Wedding 126 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,320 I wrote about in Gallop & Prance. 127 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:25,570 Exactly! I can't even describe 128 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:27,670 how much your work has influenced me. 129 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:34,530 And finally, Sweet Apple Acres. 130 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:37,410 Ponyville's core, heh heh, so to speak, 131 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:39,710 where our quaint little hamlet began. 132 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:42,090 Trend: Oh! Breathtaking! 133 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:47,060 I've heard about it, of course, but to see it in verite, 134 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,280 to stand on the soil of a working farm. 135 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:52,410 You can really feel the authenticity. 136 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:56,390 Oh yes! Uh, they really do grow apples here. 137 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,000 Thank you, Rarity. 138 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:00,060 Thank you for bringing me here. 139 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:02,970 This farm is truly something special. 140 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:07,260 I had planned to transform it into an elegant country inn 141 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:08,010 for the Festival, 142 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,290 but now I see just how special it is au natural. 143 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:14,760 Au natural, indeed. 144 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:20,030 (bray) 145 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:21,480 Who. 146 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:22,640 Is. 147 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:23,730 That? 148 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:32,030 ♪ (romantic theme) 149 00:07:32,050 --> 00:07:33,540 Who? Applejack? 150 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:42,880 151 00:07:42,890 --> 00:07:43,500 Ahem. 152 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:45,960 Why are you staring at her like that? 153 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:48,600 I've seen a lot in my travels, but... 154 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:51,760 I've never beheld such beauty. 155 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,790 Applejack. 156 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,040 The pony of my dreams. 157 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:02,810 Spike: Rarity? 158 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:04,110 Rarity? 159 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,430 Hello? 160 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:09,010 (sobbing) 161 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,900 (bawling) 162 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:13,160 I brought my cider tasting cup. 163 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:14,900 Are you ready to go try the samples? 164 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,950 What's the point? 165 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:22,010 Rarity, what's wrong? 166 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:24,390 Nothing. 167 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,390 Is it something I said? 168 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:28,810 He doesn't like me. 169 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:29,700 What? 170 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,830 He doesn't like me. 171 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,220 Rarity, I can't hear-- 172 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:37,070 HE DOESN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE HE HAS A CRUSH ON APPLEJACK 173 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,830 EVEN THOUGH I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM EVER SINCE 174 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,600 THE BEGINNING OF TIME AND IT'S NOT FAIR! 175 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,360 Trenderhoof doesn't like you? 176 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:46,070 That's ridiculous. 177 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:47,560 (sobbing) 178 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,190 Oh, Spike, how could you ever know what it's like 179 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,080 to be totally obsessed with a pony 180 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:53,920 only to find out they're obsessed 181 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:55,900 with somepony else? 182 00:08:57,710 --> 00:09:01,910 I mean, what could Applejack possibly have that I don't? 183 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:05,960 Hmmm. 184 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,880 You know, I have such respect for the work ethic 185 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:13,000 of Earth Ponies. 186 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,540 Uh, gee, thanks. 187 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:18,470 Granny Smith always said, "Pick an apple a day 188 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,610 and keep trouble away." 189 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:22,480 How many varieties of apples do you think there are? 190 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:25,730 On the farm or in all of Equestria because-- 191 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:27,760 I once had an apple so rare, 192 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:29,080 they thought it was extinct. 193 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:30,200 I ate four of them. 194 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,270 (chomp) 195 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:35,060 Is that a fact? 196 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:36,390 That's my thing. 197 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,770 I take the mundane, the simple, the... 198 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:41,190 unappreciated, and I make it relatable. 199 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:43,850 Well, I hope you can relate to Ponyville. 200 00:09:44,390 --> 00:09:45,070 Me too. 201 00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:46,390 But enough about me. 202 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,920 I want to know about you. 203 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:50,870 What do apples mean to Applejack? 204 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:54,470 Look, I'm glad you're interested in Ponyville and all, 205 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,660 but I'm kinda busy with my chores 206 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,120 and if I can't get 'em done, 207 00:09:58,430 --> 00:10:00,360 there won't be a Ponyville Days Festival 208 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:01,390 for you to write about. 209 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,580 Rarity: Well, that will never do! 210 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,590 Rarity, what are you wearing? 211 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,870 What, this old thing? 212 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:12,270 Aren't you too busy planning the Festival 213 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,900 to keep making new outfits for it? 214 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:17,670 I am, but the thought of hauling apples inspired me 215 00:10:17,810 --> 00:10:19,400 and I just couldn't stop myself. 216 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,320 Really? 217 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:25,370 If there's one thing I love, it's hauling apples. 218 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,360 I'm growing fond of it, myself. 219 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:34,530 Maybe you two should try it sometime. 220 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,070 I'm feeling a tad inspired. 221 00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:41,990 ♪ Without farm life there'd be such disparity. ♪ 222 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,960 ♪ These thoughts I think with great clarity. ♪ 223 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:51,100 ♪ Apples high to the sky, She's the one of my eye. ♪ 224 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:54,170 That fruit hauling pony named..♪. 225 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,470 ♪ ...Applejack. 226 00:10:58,770 --> 00:10:59,770 (smashing glass) 227 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,870 Rarity, why do you want to plow a field? 228 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,230 Is it me or could this use a splash of color, 229 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:09,960 and maybe a wash? 230 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,220 Don't we need to check on the gala decorations? 231 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:13,440 Yes, yes. Of course. 232 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,890 But Trend obviously has a thing for farm life. 233 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:19,050 If I can't convince him that I'm just as much of a farm hoof 234 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:21,930 as Applejack, I'll never get him interested in the Festival. 235 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,300 The Festival. 236 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,380 Right. 237 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:27,670 And I do appreciate your help ever so much. 238 00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:31,010 I couldn't do a thing without you Spikey pooo. 239 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,070 Well... that's what friends are for. 240 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,430 Right! So! 241 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,500 Come... On... farm thing! 242 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,360 (sigh) 243 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,720 How does Applejack do it? 244 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,380 Applejack: Well, it would help if the harness was on right. 245 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:50,650 What are you doing? 246 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:53,190 I'm simply lending a hoof with the chores... 247 00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:55,970 ...which I love doing ever so much. 248 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,550 Well, if you're still interested after the Festival, 249 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,870 I can teach you all about it. 250 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:05,600 But right now, I need to get the plowing done if you don't mind. 251 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:08,560 Not at all. 252 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:10,880 (grunt) 253 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,180 She makes it look so easy. 254 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:14,690 I know. 255 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,040 Isn't she fantastic? 256 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,440 (crash) 257 00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:28,870 I really don't see what the fuss is all about. 258 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,850 Now, Rarity, you be careful. 259 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,260 If you don't get the bucking just right, 260 00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:37,740 you could sprain a hoof. 261 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,870 I am perfectly familiar with the applebucking process, 262 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,910 thank you very much, but while you seem to rely on raw power, 263 00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:47,790 I believe a certain amount of style is required. 264 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,710 It's really more of a dance, if you ask me. 265 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,750 ♪ 266 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,280 Et voilà. 267 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:04,190 Well, your way is definitely long on style. 268 00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:05,390 Thank you. 269 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,520 Now if you'll all excuse me, I have some more chores to do. 270 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,020 Inside! 271 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,140 (slam) 272 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:18,870 Rarity, can I ask you something? 273 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:22,340 Why, Trend, you can ask me anything. 274 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:26,810 I've been meaning to ask for a while and, frankly, 275 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:28,490 I'm sort of embarrassed. 276 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,830 Rarity... 277 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,980 Do you think Applejack would be my date for the Festival? 278 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,090 Why don't you go ask her yourself? 279 00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:54,740 (slam) 280 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,410 Phew! 281 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:57,010 That was close. 282 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,330 If you've come to apologize, there's really no need. 283 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,140 What are you talking about? 284 00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:04,750 Let's dispense with the charade, shall we? 285 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,740 Listen, I know you really want Trend to like you. 286 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:08,910 And he does. 287 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,640 Despite somepony's best efforts. 288 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,400 I swear, I don't know why he's paying so much attention to me. 289 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,640 And I don't know anypony who's that interested in farming. 290 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:19,850 Not even me. 291 00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:23,370 Well, maybe it's time Trend met a real country pony. 292 00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:25,390 Shouldn't you be working on the Festival 293 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,910 instead of coming up with new ways to impress Trend? 294 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,990 Oh, I'm sure you'd love that. 295 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,570 Well, I have a new vision for the Festival. 296 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:35,640 (puts on country accent) And it's gonna be more country 297 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:39,100 than the whole Apple Family put together! 298 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:46,130 Um, Isn't it a little late to be changing the theme? 299 00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:49,250 Applejack, what's going on? 300 00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:51,420 I'm too scared to guess. 301 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,610 Rarity: Firstly, I just wanna thank you'all for comin' 302 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,260 and second I know y'all will all adore 303 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:01,310 my new Festival theme... 304 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:07,030 ♪ (banjo) 305 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,790 Simple Ways! 306 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,820 (laughter) 307 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,730 Well, what's so funny? 308 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,650 Rarity, that is the silliest getup I have ever seen. 309 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,760 It is a little funny. 310 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,830 Funny? 311 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,340 (giggle) 312 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,960 Rarity, you aren't serious, are you? 313 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:35,560 Well, of course I'm serious! 314 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,760 Ahem... 315 00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:38,690 Why wouldn't I be? 316 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,340 Because you would never dress like that. 317 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,910 You like fashion and high society and fancy things. 318 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:49,610 And I can like plowing fields and hauling apples just as much. 319 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:50,650 But you don't! 320 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,630 How do you know what I like? 321 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,360 Because I know you. 322 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:58,390 Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think. 323 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,940 And I suppose it's just a coincidence that Trenderhoof 324 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:04,140 seems so interested in country life too? 325 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,680 I don't know what you're gettin' at. 326 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,070 Well, then I guess I'll just have to show you. 327 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,480 Be my guest. 328 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:14,220 Now, if y'all will excuse me, I have a hootenanny 329 00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:16,310 of a Festival to put on. 330 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:16,950 (door closes) 331 00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,480 (growl) 332 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:26,810 Now, to be a model in the Simple Ways fashion show, 333 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,560 you might think simple means less is more. 334 00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:33,170 Well, that just ain't so. 335 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:37,260 If you want to be real simple, more is more. 336 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:48,080 Now y'all go off and make yourselves look just like that. 337 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:57,460 Who's our next model for the fashion show? 338 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:58,560 Um... 339 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,840 Apple Jewel? 340 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,070 Who the hay is that? 341 00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:23,030 ♪ 342 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,750 Is this some kinda joke? 343 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:30,270 Why, Rarity, what ever would make you think I was joking? 344 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,250 Because you would never wear an ensemble like that! 345 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,730 You like plowing fields and hauling apples... 346 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:39,510 And I can like fashion just as much. 347 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,870 But you don't! 348 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,830 Well, maybe you do not know me as well as you think. 349 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:45,930 Fine. 350 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:48,630 But I got a whole Festival to plan, 351 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,190 so if you're gonna start modelin', just get on with it. 352 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,080 Life is a festival, and you should celebrate it 353 00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:02,920 by looking just like me, because I'm a trend-setting Fashionista! 354 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:08,880 You're a trend-setting Fashionista? 355 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,090 Why that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever-- 356 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,390 I mean, good for you. 357 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,320 I, on the other hoof, couldn't care less how I look 358 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,020 long as I get the chores done. 359 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,800 Oh? Is that so? 360 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,020 Yes indeedy doodle. 361 00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:29,950 Not me. 362 00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:34,090 My mane needs to be perfectly coiffed at all times. 363 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:39,400 Well, my mane is full of dust and split ends. 364 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,240 My hooves are so polished you can see your reflection in them. 365 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:48,130 My hooves are cracked and dry from working in the fields! 366 00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:50,560 I'm so fashion forward. 367 00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:53,030 I wear droopy drawers. 368 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,380 I smell like rosebuds. 369 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:58,370 I LOVE BEING COVERED IN MUD! 370 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,990 (splat) 371 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:04,970 (splash) 372 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,530 Goodness! Your couture! 373 00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:11,550 Oh, it's bad. 374 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,990 Will somepony bring me a towel 375 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,330 to wipe this repulsive filth from my hooves! 376 00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:19,500 There's the Rarity I know! 377 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:23,720 Oh, Applejack, I'm sorry I said all those things. 378 00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:26,040 You're a true friend who probably knows me better 379 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,000 than I know myself. 380 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,070 I don't know what I was thinking wearing this ridiculous outfit. 381 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,730 I kinda know how you feel. 382 00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:36,040 But you were just trying to help me see how silly I was being. 383 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,010 And you were right. 384 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,070 (sigh) 385 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:41,470 Besides, that gown looks just gorgeous on you. 386 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,850 I wish I hadn't ruined it. 387 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,780 Thanks. It's nice ain't it? 388 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:47,350 It's magnificent! 389 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,840 Wherever did you get it? 390 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,890 Oh. It's uh... one of yours. 391 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:57,370 I'll need 3 gallons of boiling water and one ounce of detergent 392 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,040 START! 393 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,320 (ahem) 394 00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,250 I'm moving to Ponyville! 395 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,930 Being the most interesting Pony in Equestria is exhausting. 396 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,890 I want to leave my exotic, exciting life behind 397 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,140 and live on a farm. 398 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:14,220 Both: What? 399 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:18,010 Well, that's real nice, but I sure hope you weren't thinking 400 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,160 of Sweet Apple Acres. 401 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:20,710 Oh. 402 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:26,540 Look, you're a fine pony, but uh, well, I'm... 403 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:29,020 I think what Applejack is trying to say, 404 00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:31,510 is that there's something unappealing about a pony 405 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,550 who'd change themselves so much just to impress somepony else. 406 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:39,210 If somepony doesn't like you for who you are, it's their loss. 407 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,490 Well, this is awkward. 408 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,660 Not at all. 409 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:44,700 In fact... 410 00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:47,100 I think I know just how you feel. 411 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:48,840 What do you think, Rarity? 412 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:51,820 Is it too late to go back to Small Town Chic? 413 00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,520 Not if I can help it! 414 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:59,310 Rarity: Organizing the Ponyville Days Celebration 415 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,630 was one of the hardest things I've ever done... 416 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:04,860 ♪ (orchestral waltz) 417 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,560 But I learned an important lesson. 418 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,700 Real friends will like you for who you are 419 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:15,410 and changing yourself to impress them is no way to make new ones. 420 00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:18,710 ♪ (classical waltz) 421 00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:21,470 And when you're as fabulous as I am... 422 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:26,130 ♪ 423 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,860 it's practically a crime. 424 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:31,140 ♪ (waltz ends)