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Hey Rarity, hey Pinkie Pie.
What are you looking at?
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Rainbow Dash!
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Isn't she the most daring devil?
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I mean, the most devilish darer?
I mean...
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She's dazzling!
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Oh yeah, that's a good word.
She's dazzling!
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- Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Ayayayayay!
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So much for dazzling...
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Season 2 | Episode 16
Read it & Weep
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Subbed & Timed by GrayJeager
GrayJeager@gmail.com
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http://www.youtube.com/user/GrayJeager3
http://grayjeager.blogspot.com
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Is she gonna be okay?
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I'm so worried!
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Is her face gonna stay that way?
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- How is she, doctor?
- She's going to be fine.
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Luckily, she has friends like you
who got her over here in a jiffy.
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How long do I need to lie here?
I've got things I need to do!
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Well, that all depends on your recovery.
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But I'd say a few days minimum.
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You guys have gotta get me out of here!
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I'm gonna climb the walls!
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Just like a spider!
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Did the crash somehow give her
super-duper spider powers?
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No.
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Nor did it give her amazing
healing powers.
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She needs to stay in bed for a few days.
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Few days? Might as well be
a few months, or few years!
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It's not so bad, Rainbow Dash.
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I bet the chow in here
is hoof-lickin' good!
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And the hospital gowns,
they match the curtains!
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And look!
You have a roommate!
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What's this?
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"Daring Do and the Quest
for the Sapphire Stone."
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This is the first story in the series.
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I own all of them.
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No thanks.
I so don't read.
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I'm a world-class athlete.
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Reading's for eggheads like you,
Twilight.
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No offense, but I am not reading.
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It's undeniably, unquestionably, uncool.
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Is she serious?
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Who doesn't like to read
a bang-up tale from time to time?
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A good book is almost as magnificent as
silk pajamas on a Sunday morning.
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Reading is for everypony,
Rainbow Dash!
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Yeah! I love reading.
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And my head isn't even close
to the shape of an egg!
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It's more the shape of an apple,
or maybe an orange!
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But a big orange,
more like a grapefruit really...
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All right, my little ponies.
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Rainbow Dash needs her rest.
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You'll have to come back tomorrow.
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I think you'd like Daring.
She's a lot like you.
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Adventurous, fierce and undeniably,
unquestionably, unstoppable.
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...to get to the other side!
Get it?
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Nevermind...
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As Daring-Do trekked through
the tropical jungle, the wet heat
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sapped her energy and
slowed her every step.
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If only she could escape
this oppressive atmosphere
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and fly up into the cool blue sky...
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But her crash landing in the jungle
had injured her wing
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and she was grounded for a few days.
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Few days... it might as well be
a few months, or a few years!
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I'm right there with you, sister.
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The mosquitoes buzzed loudly.
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The macaws cried from the high trees.
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Yet, all of these distracting noises
were not enough to cover the sound
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of the predators following her every step.
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Safely landing on the other side, Daring finally
allowed herself a moment to breathe.
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She turned around to find herself
face to face with the long lost temple
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that she had sought tirelessly
for over sixty days and nights!
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I hate to admit it to myself, and would
really hate to admit it to my friends
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but... I love this story!
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I love reading!
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I'm an egghead.
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The smell of decay and danger
hit Daring-Do as she peered into
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the dimly-lit entrance
of the ancient temple.
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Hi Rainbow Dash!
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Uh, hey, guys...
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We thought we'd come and cheer you up!
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We brought your favorite board game!
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We know how much you like to win!
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You go first, Rainbow Dash!
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No no, you first.
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Alright... cloud three.
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Aw,shucks, you... rained on my cumulus.
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Go again!
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Sky five?
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You found my seagull!
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- Cloud two?
- You zapped my weather pony!
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You stung my bumblebee.
Oh, my thunderbolt.
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And that's my last cloud.
You found it.
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Guess you guys win, I lose.
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But Rainbow Dash,
you didn't even get a turn.
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You win some, you lose some.
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But you don't lose some.
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I don't think you've
ever lost a game of...
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Thanks for coming!
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But yesterday you were
desperate for things to do!
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Do? Who said anything about Daring-Do?
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I told you I'm not interested in reading.
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It's nap time for me!
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Glad we could... cheer you up?
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Alright then.
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Daring-Do stood at the entrance
to the central temple chamber.
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At last, she was face-to-face with
the legendary sapphire statue!
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There must be a pattern here.
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What do all these animals have in common?
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These animals are all predators!
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Except... rats!
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Hello, Rainbow Dash!
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How's our patient doing today?
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We need to get some fresh air in here.
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You're lookin' sweatier than a pig
wrangler on a summer's day.
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Well, guys, thanks for visiting, but...
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Okay, now, dinner time for Rainbow Dash.
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Just in time.
I am so hungry.
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Don't mind us, Rainbow Dash.
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Yeah, just go ahead and eat up.
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On second thought...
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We'll see you tomorrow, Rainbow Dash.
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"You thought you could evade me
and capture the relic for yourself."
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"But you are sadly mistaken, Miss Do."
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And now, you shall meet your doom!
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Who is this dude?
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You won't get away with this, Ahuizotl!
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But I already have...
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Not again...
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Quicksand!
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Rainbow Dash?
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Rainbow Dash?
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Rainbow Daaaash?
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- Oh, good evenin...
- Morning.
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...morning, Doc.
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Have you been up all night?
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Of course not.
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Well, I'll be quick.
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Congratulations, Rainbow Dash,
we're checking you out of the hospital.
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What?
Later today?
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No.
Right now!
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Right now?!
Right now, right now?
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Right now, right now.
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But I don't feel better!
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Now take it easy, Rainbow Dash.
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Remember to stay off
that wing for a week.
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How will I ever find out
what happened to Daring-Do?!
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Is Ahuizotl gonna get away
with the statuette?
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What's gonna happen to Daring?!
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Twilight has a copy of the book!
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But I can't ask her after
I called her an egghead and all...
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This is making me sick all over again!
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The pain... the pain!
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Rainbow Dash, what are you doing here?
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Anything wrong?
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My wing!
It's still hurting, Doc.
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Ouch!
Right there.
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I was touching your good wing.
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Uh, right.
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Well, I think that one's hurting now too.
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I think I know what the trouble is.
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A severe case of lazy-itis.
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But, you got me all wrong, Doc!
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I'm not being lazy!
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You're fine, Rainbow Dash.
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Give it some time and you'll be
right back in the swing of things.
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Good day, Rainbow Dash.
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Take care!
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What am I gonna do?
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I'll never get to sleep without knowing
what happens to Daring-Do!
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Which may not be such a bad thing...
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Feels like the harder I struggle,
the tighter the ropes get!
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Burglar, burglar!
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Someone's trying to steal my slippers!
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I'm not trying to steal your slippers,
I'm trying to steal this book!
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Stop, thief!
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Hey, nopony invited me!
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Hasn't anypony heard of beauty sleep?
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Rainbow Dash,
what in the world is going on?
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Why are you stealing slippers?
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Hey, get back to the hospital!
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What's all the ruckus?
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I'd say it's more of a fracas
than a ruckus.
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What's going on, Rainbow Dash?
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I'm an egghead.
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Pardon?
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See, I was trying to get back into
the hospital to finish the last chapter of...
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"Daring-Do and the Quest
for the Sapphire Statue"!
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You got me.
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I knew the book was good,
but I didn't know it could drive
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a pony to petty theft!
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Good? Try awesomely amazing.
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That book is undeniably,
unquestionably, un-put-down-able!
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But then I had to put it down.
I was sent home before I could finish it.
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Well, I'm glad that's all this is about.
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There's no reason to go
around causin' a ruckus...
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Fracas!
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...causin' a fracas,
just because you like to read.
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Like I said, I have
every book in the series.
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And you can borrow them all,
any time you like!
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Thanks, Twilight.
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I'm sorry I made such a big deal
about all of this.
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I thought reading was just
for smart ponies like you.
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Rainbow Dash, just because you're athletic
doesn't mean you aren't smart!
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Yeah!
Just look at me!
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Reading is something everypony can enjoy,
if they just give it a try.
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Yeah, I get it.
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I shouldn't knock something
until I've tried it.
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That's a great lesson.
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And it would make a great letter
to the Princess.
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- Did you get all that?
- Yeah...?
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Great!
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You write the letter,
I've gotta finish this book!
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Another day, another dungeon!
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With Daring-Do out of the way,
the world will suffer mightily at my hands.
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I am victorious!
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I'll take that!
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Wha...?
Noooooooo!
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Better luck next time, Ahuizotl!
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Curse you, Daring-Do!
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And so, with Ahuizotl defeated,
and the sapphire statue secured...
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...the world was safe and sound,
once again.
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Thanks to Daring-Do!
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Daring-Do and the Griffon's Goblet...
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Awesome!