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Attention, everypony!

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ATTENTION!

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The official Rainbow Dash
fan club will come to order.

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Let's get right down to our
first order of business.

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I motion that Rainbow Dash be declared
the most awesome pony in Ponyville.

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I second the motion.

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And might I add that if you looked up
the word "awesome" in the dictionary...

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...there would be
a picture of Rainbow Dash.

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I object!

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I think the word
"awesome" is played out.

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Rainbow Dash deserves better.

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I motion that we declare her
the most stupendous pony!

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"Stupendous"?
Is that the best you got?

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I motion that we declare her...

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...wonderrific!

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-Astonishing!
-Breathtaking!

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-Astounding!
-Bedazzling!

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What about superultraextremawesomeazing?

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All in favor of declaring Rainbow Dash
the most superultraextra...

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...uh, whatever you said,
pony in all of Ponyville, say aye.

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AYE!

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What a beautiful day.

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There's nothing like a dip in the clouds
to make a pegasus feel super-relaxed.

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Help! Help!

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Help! Heeelp!

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Looks like my sky swim
will have to wait.

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I'm Rainbow Dash
and I'm here to rescue you!

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Wow. What's with this crowd?

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Uh... Thanks everypony.

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It was really no big deal.

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To me it was.
You're my hero, Rainbow Dash!

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That Rainbow Dash sure is something.

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Something special.

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Oh no! There's something
wrong with the baby!

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She's not cheering for everypony's
favorite hero: Rainbow Dash!

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There just aren't enough
words in the dictionary...

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...to describe Rainbow
Dash's awesomeness.

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I can think of a few new words.

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And I bet "modest" is not one of them.

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No, but she is kinda awesome.

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Never fear, your friendly neighborhood
Rainbow Dash is here!

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-We'd be lost without you!
-You're our hero, Rainbow Dash!

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RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH!

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I can't hear you!

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RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH!

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RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH!
RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH!

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Call me silly, but I think
this whole hero thing...

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...might be going
to Rainbow Dash's head.

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You may be right... silly.

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And then I zoomed into the well.

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I knew it would be dark and dangerous,
but I didn't let that stop me.

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Danger's my middle name:
Rainbow Danger Dash.

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Thinking back on it, I acted pretty
awesomely heroic that day.

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"...that day."

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Awesomely heroic that day and
awesomely arrogant ever since.

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Hey, Applejack! How'd you like
to be immortalized as my friend?

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Immorta-what?

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Are you taking notes?

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Yep! I've been hoof-picked
by Rainbow Dash herself...

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...to write her autobiography.

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Um... Autobiographies are supposed to
be written by the pony they are about.

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Maybe for your normal,
run-of-the-mill ponies.

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But I'm far too busy saving
lives to stop and write.

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That's why I hired
Spike as my ghostwriter.

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Aaah! Spike's a ghost!

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Anyway, Spike here writes down
everything I say. Don't you, Spike?

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"Don't you, Spike?"
Got it!

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This way I can stay focused on
performing those acts of bravery...

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...that nopony else
has the guts to perform.

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Yeah, it takes guts.

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But it also takes brains.

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And sometimes a big lunch and a nap.

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Being a hero is surely
not for everypony...

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...but I'm up to the challenge.

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'ere you go.

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Someday I wanna be just like you.

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Aim high, kid, but don't
aim for the impossible.

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Help! Heeelp!

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Uh... Don't you think
you should go and help?

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Yeah, yeah. I've got a good ten seconds
to spare. Just a couple more.

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"The tension is unbearable."

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"Will Rainbow Dash make it on time?"

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Holy turnips! That pony
came out of nowhere!

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I've never seen such
bravery in all my life!

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That's right. Ponyville has a new hero.

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A mysterious mare, that has
done well by our fair city today.

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I dub this new masked hero
the Mysterious Mare Do Well!

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Mare Do Well, huh?

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Well, that mare would do well
to stay out of my way.

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Ponyville's only got room for
one hero and that hero is me!

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Never fear! Your friendly
neighborhood Rainbow...

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Excuse me! Do you think
you could skip your catchphrase...

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...and just hurry up and save us?

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Ugh... Fine.

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Picky, picky.

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Oh, thank you, Mare Do... Well...

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I can't believe it!

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Mare Do Well is stronger than me?

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Well, a hero is more than just muscle.

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And she's gonna learn that the hard way.

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Never fear, your friendly neighbor...

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Never fear...

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I'm coming!

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Hold on!

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Look!

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Look out for the...!

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Watch out for falling...!

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Watch your left! Left!
Your other left!

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Here you go. Safe and sound.

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Well, Mare Do Well, or should I
call you Mare Do Slow?

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You're gonna have to pick up the pace,
if you wanna compete with me...

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...cause I move like lightning.

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Actually, she saved all of us.
We owe her our lives.

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Okay. She's strong, fast and somehow
knows what's gonna happen ahead of time.

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I gotta step up my game.

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If the dam breaks, the whole
town will be flooded!

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Looks like Ponyville needs a hero!

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Easy-peasy. My game
is officially back on.

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If only somepony were here
to pat me on the back.

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Huh. Guess I'll have to do it myself.

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Heeelp!

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Heeelp!

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You?!

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Huh. I *suppose* you
want me to thank...

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You gotta be kidding me.

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Let me get this straight.

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She's strong, she's agile...

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...and she's magic?!

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How do I compete with THAT?!

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Wait a minute.

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I do have a leg up on her.

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And that leg is...

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Wings!

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Ha! Take that, Mare Do Well!

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Oh, for the love of Pete...

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Gotta hand it to the girl.

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That Mare Do Well sure can pull out
some pretty pretty heroic feats.

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I must say I was impressed by that
spell she used to fix the dam.

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Seems like something like that
would take quite a bit of study.

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She really cares about
everypony's safety.

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Have you seen her costume?
It is to die for!

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If you ask me, she's a hero of fashion.

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And she's modest and humble.

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She lets her actions
speak for themselves.

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Gotta admire that.

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I don't have to admire that!

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I don't think she's all that great.

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"She's great."

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I didn't say that.

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Sounds like somepony's jealous.

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Who? Me?

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"Rainbow Dash is jealous."

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Don't write that, Spike!

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"Correction: Rainbow Dash
is very jealous."

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Fine! Laugh all you want!

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But I'll be the one laughing when I prove
to you all that I'm just as good...

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...no, that I'm a better
hero than Mare Do Well!

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No sign of trouble here, darn it.

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Buses and baby carriages are always
careening down this hill.

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Where is an out-of-control vehicle
when you need one?!

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There are absolutely no freak natural
disasters going on anywhere!

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How am I supposed to prove myself
when everything's so normal and safe?

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Hold it right there, Granny Smith!

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You don't have to pretend with me.

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I can see you're way
over your head here.

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Yes, what's that?

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You're putting on
a brave face! I get it.

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But you don't have to anymore.

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I'll help you cross the street.

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Actually, I can cross
the street just fine.

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Don't worry! You're
in extremely capable hooves!

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Stop! Back off! Back off!

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Here we are! Safe and sound.

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A good and heroic citizen
deserves a little recognition.

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Don't you think?

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I didn't want to cross
the street in the first place!

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Somepony's in trouble!

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You'd better let me handle this, ma'am.

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For your own safety I must
ask you to stand back.

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Oh, brother.

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Ta-da!

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Uh, thanks.

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How would you describe what I just did?

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Would you say I was... amazing?

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Aren't you milking this a bit?

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Please, just answer the question.

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Was I or was I not amazing?

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Oh, you're amazing,
all right. An amazingly...

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Oh, look!

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Another great feat of heroism.

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I have just saved that grass!

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From what?

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From weeds!

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Weeds that were attempting
to eat this lawn.

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Lame.

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Oh, who am I kidding?

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All anypony talks about is
Mare Do Well this and Mare Do Well that.

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What about me?

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How could everypony forget
about me so easily?

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I mean, have I changed?

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Same sleek body...

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Same flowing mane...

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Same spectacular hooves...

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Nope! I'm still awesome.

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They're wrong.

206
00:16:55,756 --> 00:16:58,732
But... then why am I all alone?

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I hate being all alone.

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-Hey, Rainbow Dash!
-I knew it!

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No need to apologize, squirt.
Anypony could make a mistake.

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Mistake? What mistake?

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Wait a minute. Why are you here?

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To invite you to join us.

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We're heading off to the thank you
parade for Ponyville's greatest hero:

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Mare Do Well.

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No! No way! Can't you see I...
I wanna be alone? I love being alone!

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Oh. Okay. See you later, then.

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Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna thank *her*.

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Thank you, Mare Do Well,
whoever you are, for ruining e...

219
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Hey, squirt! Wait up!

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Welcome to Ponyville's first,
but surely not last...

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...thank you parade in honor of our
city's greatest hero, the Mysterious...

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...Mare Do Well!

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The Mysterious Mare Do Well, huh?

224
00:18:05,913 --> 00:18:07,515
So what are you hiding?

225
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Let's see how mysterious
you are without that mask.

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What a hay?

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I got you now!

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All right, Miss Mysterious.

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Mystery...

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...solved!

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P-P-P-P-Pinkie?!

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Twilight?!

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Applejack?!

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There were three of you?

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Yep. We all played
Mare Do Well at different times.

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I stopped the carriage bus
with these babies.

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Bucky McGillicuddy and Kicks McGee.

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I saved the construction
workers with my Pinkie sense.

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-Sorry.
-It's alright.

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And I used my magic to fix the dam.

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Ooh! Ooh! And I did
the flyby afterwards.

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I made the costumes.
Fabulous if I do say so myself.

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I don't understand.

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Why?!

245
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Don't you want me to be a hero?

246
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Of course we want you to be a hero.

247
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But a real hero doesn't brag.

248
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Uh, I guess I did start
to brag a little.

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A LITTLE?!

250
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Okay, a lot.

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Celebrating your accomplishments
is natural, but...

252
00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:22,480
Rubbin' them in everypony's face is not.

253
00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:26,828
Yeah! The only thing that should be rubbed
in anypony's face is chocolate cake.

254
00:20:31,956 --> 00:20:34,153
I think we're gettin' off topic here.

255
00:20:34,154 --> 00:20:38,206
What we're trying to say is it's great
to be really good at something...

256
00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:41,241
...but it's important to act
with grace and humility.

257
00:20:43,269 --> 00:20:47,140
Oh! That makes loads more sense!

258
00:20:47,534 --> 00:20:49,673
Yeah. You're right.

259
00:20:49,674 --> 00:20:54,260
And I guess I should also act with grace
and humility when others outshine me.

260
00:20:54,797 --> 00:20:56,958
Like... Mare Do Well.

261
00:20:56,959 --> 00:21:00,285
Sounds like you've got a letter
to write to Princess Celestia.

262
00:21:00,286 --> 00:21:01,804
Already got it covered.

263
00:21:01,805 --> 00:21:04,843
As your ghostwriter, I've already
penned a letter to the princess.

264
00:21:04,844 --> 00:21:09,291
That's nice of you, Spike, but I really
wanna write this letter myself.

265
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:13,115
Aw, come on! I wrote the whole thing already!

266
00:21:13,116 --> 00:21:15,143
Okay. Let's hear it.

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-"Dear Princess Cel..."
-Look out!

268
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It's a real ghost!

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