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Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.10,0:00:12.38,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you believe Featherweight got his cutie mark?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.71,0:00:13.40,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Featherweight!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.59,0:00:14.77,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Before us!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.80,0:00:20.86,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Great cutie mark, Featherweight!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.85,0:00:23.47,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Looking good!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.05,0:00:26.14,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,I give up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.19,0:00:27.07,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.21,0:00:30.84,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer to all our problems!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.45,0:00:33.07,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,The Foal Free Press?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.34,0:00:35.89,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,How's the school paper gonna get us our cutie marks?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.55,0:00:37.70,GS,,0000,0000,0000,,Move your caboose!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.86,0:00:39.21,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh, that's Granny Smith.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.48,0:00:40.21,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta run!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.75,0:00:43.45,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe there's something to this newspaper idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.99,0:00:45.26,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess it's worth a shot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.29,0:01:10.06,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Apple Bloom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.26,0:01:13.50,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Your newspaper idea was nothing but a big bust.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.92,0:01:18.78,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,We tried everything from papier mache to making birds nests, and nothing worked.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.45,0:01:23.33,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,What's so funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.87,0:01:24.88,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,What I meant was -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.99,0:01:26.57,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,we should write for the paper!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.80,0:01:29.74,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,We could get our cutie marks as journalists!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.40,0:01:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.49,0:01:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Season 2, Episode 23 \N Ponyville Confidential
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.03,0:02:10.81,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay class, see you tomorrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.15,0:02:13.82,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, for those of you who want to join the newspaper staff,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.97,0:02:16.40,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,stay here, because we're meeting right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.48,0:02:18.29,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Cutie marks in journalism!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.41,0:02:19.83,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Such a good idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.10,0:02:21.41,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome, everypony!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.53,0:02:25.12,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, as you know, our editor-in-chief graduated last year.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.55,0:02:28.20,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.36,0:02:29.75,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,What's an editor-in-chief?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.98,0:02:34.14,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Good question, Sweetie Belle, I like those reporter's instincts!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.38,0:02:38.23,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,The Foal Free Press is a student-run paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.50,0:02:40.16,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm only involved as an advisor.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.31,0:02:43.21,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,So the editor-in-chief is the pony in charge,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.40,0:02:46.91,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,from choosing the stories to making sure it gets to press on time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.22,0:02:51.50,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, as I said, we have a new editor this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.32,0:02:55.90,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Diamond Tiara?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.32,0:02:55.90,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Diamond Tiara?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.32,0:02:55.90,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Diamond Tiara?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.52,0:03:00.49,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll leave you alone now to discuss everypony's assignments.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.53,0:03:01.49,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Have fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.46,0:03:04.85,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, listen up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.16,0:03:08.05,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,The Foal Free Press is a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.01,0:03:11.33,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Nopony at this school takes it seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.83,0:03:16.61,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I, the editor-in-chief in charge, am gonna deliver us to new-found glory!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.39,0:03:20.39,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,First things first,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.39,0:03:21.74,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,where's the staff photographer?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.86,0:03:24.83,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out there and document everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.40,0:03:27.06,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll decide what's important.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.68,0:03:30.92,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,The rest of you - I want hard-hitting news and interesting think pieces.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.15,0:03:34.24,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,No more namby pamby stories like last year's editor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.51,0:03:36.47,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,But Namby Pamby was a great editor!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.71,0:03:38.33,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Well there's a new regime now,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.40,0:03:40.83,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,and I want juicy stories - the juicier the better!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.22,0:03:42.88,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get out there and report!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.00,0:03:47.24,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get out of here, girls,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.39,0:03:49.36,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe we can try packing boxes again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.47,0:03:52.79,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,But this could be our last chance to earn our cutie marks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.94,0:03:55.57,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,If we really are supposed to be journalists,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.72,0:03:57.50,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't it worth a little grief?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.65,0:03:58.81,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.96,0:04:02.51,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,We can take a little bit of Diamond Tiara for a lifetime of cutie marks.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.66,0:04:03.13,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.36,0:04:05.13,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,let's go get those marks!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.75,0:04:08.80,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,My first story is gonna be an exclusive interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.72,0:04:26.54,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw a brand new nest of baby birds the other day,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.66,0:04:29.86,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet our readers would eat up a sweet story like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.07,0:04:40.39,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Granny Smith has all sorts of great stories.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.50,0:04:43.20,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah reckon I'll do a piece on the history of Ponyville.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.94,0:05:02.26,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you've got something, because everything so far is unusable.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.84,0:05:05.19,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,"Baby birds born"?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.42,0:05:06.96,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,"Rarity's hot new hat"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.50,0:05:09.35,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ponyville, the early years"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.21,0:05:15.22,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what you call this, but it sure isn't news!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.72,0:05:17.11,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We just thought…
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.38,0:05:19.88,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Get something else on my desk by the end of the day
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.08,0:05:21.16,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,and it better be
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.39,0:05:21.97,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,JUICY!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.37,0:05:28.37,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Now what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.60,0:05:30.92,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what I had to do to get that story?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.84,0:05:34.70,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't even want to know what I had to sit through.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.89,0:05:38.36,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Get it off me, Snails!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.48,0:05:41.91,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,You get it off me, Snips!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.83,0:05:43.34,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.49,0:05:45.03,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,You are making it worse!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.12,0:05:48.81,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh great.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.16,0:05:50.28,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.13,0:05:54.10,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Get it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.29,0:05:55.37,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Get it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.84,0:05:57.14,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.49,0:05:58.53,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Featherweight, come here!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.46,0:06:01.70,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a few pictures of this,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.70,0:06:03.12,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,then meet me during lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.94,0:06:07.25,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Girls, I have our story!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.56,0:06:11.30,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,"Snips and Snails and bubblegum fails"!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.69,0:06:15.62,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,"…and that's when the biggest jokester in school really stuck his hoof in it,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.81,0:06:17.05,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,literally"!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.09,0:06:20.67,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,The Foal Free Press is usually just boring news and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.94,0:06:22.52,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,So funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.72,0:06:25.80,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Our mothers always told us we'd end up in the paper someday.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.84,0:06:27.11,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and look!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.23,0:06:29.35,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,We finally got the gum out!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.16,0:06:32.90,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Your column is a sensation!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.59,0:06:34.98,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want you doing news any more,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.25,0:06:37.14,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I want more columns like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.88,0:06:41.27,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Columns about ponies and their private lives,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.35,0:06:43.16,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,the things they do when they think they're alone…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.24,0:06:46.94,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,You three are my new gossip columnists!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.10,0:06:50.57,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,And I love the way you signed it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.03,0:06:51.80,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,"Gabby Gums",
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.65,0:06:54.42,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,that was a stroke of genius!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.77,0:06:56.39,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We couldn't fit all of our names,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.39,0:06:59.05,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,so we decided to create one for all three of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.94,0:07:02.25,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I want more Gabby Gums!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.60,0:07:03.60,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice work, girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.41,0:07:06.50,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we sure seem to have a gift for gossip!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.92,0:07:10.24,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,If we can write a few more of these Gabby Gums columns,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.26,0:07:12.23,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll earn our cutie marks for sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.78,0:07:17.53,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Scootaloo,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.13,0:07:19.71,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,do you have anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.10,0:07:20.87,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.10,0:07:23.07,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Apple Bloom?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.84,0:07:25.69,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.19,0:07:27.39,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's face it,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.58,0:07:30.39,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing very juicy happens at this school.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.29,0:07:34.44,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We're doomed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.98,0:07:48.06,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetie Belle,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.17,0:07:50.10,R,,0000,0000,0000,,was she raised in a barn or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.50,0:07:56.54,R,,0000,0000,0000,,You really shouldn't be snooping, Rarity.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.82,0:08:01.60,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, but it's so much fun, Rarity!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.98,0:08:02.91,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.29,0:08:04.22,R,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.53,0:08:07.61,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Gum on their bum!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.92,0:08:09.61,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Too rich!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.31,0:08:13.01,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you please keep it down with all the laughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.17,0:08:14.25,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying to…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.32,0:08:15.10,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.18,0:08:17.56,R,,0000,0000,0000,,I… I was just…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.68,0:08:19.92,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you snooping through my saddlebag?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.09,0:08:27.13,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.55,0:08:30.91,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, but this Gabby Gums column is so funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.53,0:08:33.88,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,You actually like the school paper?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.07,0:08:38.66,R,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so much juicier than anything in the boring old Ponyville Express.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.47,0:08:41.52,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Could I borrow this to show my friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.86,0:08:45.30,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Your friends would want to read the Foal Free Press?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.49,0:08:47.84,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, they'd just love Gabby Gums!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.23,0:08:49.54,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is she anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.69,0:08:51.62,R,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never heard of her before, is she a new…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.75,0:08:57.64,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We gave up too quickly, girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.99,0:09:00.15,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget trying to squeeze stories out of this school.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.22,0:09:01.61,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to expand!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.44,0:09:05.67,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,We could find all kinds of great gossip out there in Ponyville!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.86,0:09:08.58,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We only need to tell Featherweight to start working overtime.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.26,0:09:11.32,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetie Belle, you're a genius!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.41,0:09:20.22,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,"Pound and Pumpkin Cake, trip to the store ends in tears".
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.99,0:09:22.93,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabby Gums comes through again!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.34,0:09:27.15,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,The Ponyville newsstand wants to carry the Foal Free Press.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.33,0:09:29.21,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Ponies keep coming by and asking for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.50,0:09:30.93,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Send them twenty copies!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.93,0:09:33.31,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,And if they run out of those, we'll send them twenty more!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.54,0:09:36.93,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,You three are doing a great job for this paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.38,0:09:39.23,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep those columns coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.07,0:09:41.59,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,This is great!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.36,0:10:09.26,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is the life, isn't it, girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.53,0:10:11.93,R,,0000,0000,0000,,The best hooficure I've ever had!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.97,0:10:15.21,AJ,,0000,0000,0000,,You said it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.29,0:10:20.55,S,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if I've ever been so relaxed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.56,0:10:21.01,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.05,0:10:24.46,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,The new Gabby Gums just came out!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.90,0:10:27.76,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Great and Powerful Trixie's secrets revealed"!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.08,0:10:30.50,R,,0000,0000,0000,,We already read that one, Rainbow Dash.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.98,0:10:34.70,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, relax, have a hooficure. It feels amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.32,0:10:36.85,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you forget who you're talking to?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.28,0:10:40.49,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,The day I get a hooficure is the day I turn in my daredevil licence.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.49,0:10:41.10,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.27,0:10:43.31,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't read this Gabby Gums yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.31,0:10:46.04,S,,0000,0000,0000,,Well do it quietly, will ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.06,0:10:49.58,S,,0000,0000,0000,,Some of us are trying to unwind.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.05,0:10:51.87,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,I like Gabby Gums too, but
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.87,0:10:53.88,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,don't you think she can be a little mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.46,0:10:57.00,AJ,,0000,0000,0000,,She's not mean, Twilight, she's a hoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.43,0:10:59.25,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,"Celestia just like us"?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.70,0:11:02.56,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabby Gums doesn't value anypony's privacy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.73,0:11:04.77,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, lighten up, Twilight,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.77,0:11:06.48,R,,0000,0000,0000,,it's nothing but harmless gossip.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.35,0:11:09.06,PP,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Twilight, and you listen to this one:
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.18,0:11:11.99,PP,,0000,0000,0000,,"Mayor not naturally grey:
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.21,0:11:14.53,PP,,0000,0000,0000,,the mayor in a mane-dyeing scandal"!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.79,0:11:16.33,PP,,0000,0000,0000,,Who wouldn't want to read that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.57,0:11:19.97,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,I just can't help feeling sorry for the ponies featured in her columns.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.28,0:11:22.32,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got to be  little embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.44,0:11:23.35,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.57,0:11:26.00,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know how awesome it is to get your name in the paper?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.12,0:11:29.80,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Rainbow, why don't you join me in one of these delicious hooficures?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.82,0:11:32.99,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,It's that good, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.55,0:11:34.12,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Well,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.46,0:11:36.70,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe just one little hoof.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.37,0:11:49.94,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget it,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.07,0:11:51.46,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like ponies touching my hooves.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.82,0:11:54.51,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Man,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.68,0:11:57.29,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd love it if Gabby Gums did a story on me!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.39,0:11:58.51,S,,0000,0000,0000,,She did one on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.90,0:11:59.48,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.69,0:12:01.64,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,"Exclusive!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.19,0:12:03.74,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Local dragon tells all!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.10,0:12:06.37,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Spike opens up about Canterlot,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.56,0:12:07.05,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,naps
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.22,0:12:08.89,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,and his favourite jams"!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.08,0:12:10.89,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,It's our best column yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.24,0:12:13.62,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,More like your worst column yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.08,0:12:16.55,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabby Gums didn't become the biggest thing in Ponyville
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.55,0:12:18.80,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,with namby pamby stories like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.26,0:12:23.41,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, she's right,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.85,0:12:27.08,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,this column is a little softer than our usual gossip.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.83,0:12:30.71,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Were you guys feeling guilty about all the gossip too?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.19,0:12:34.31,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, maybe we could be hurting other ponies' feelings?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.55,0:12:35.26,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.58,0:12:37.29,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't wanna say anythin' because
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.48,0:12:39.58,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,everypony loves Gabby Gums so much,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.93,0:12:41.52,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,but I was sort of hopin'
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.52,0:12:43.85,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,we could start writin' more stories like this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.15,0:12:45.33,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.77,0:12:49.78,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're gonna get our cutie marks,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.84,0:12:52.05,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,we've got to give the ponies what they want!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.63,0:12:57.83,AJ,,0000,0000,0000,,"Applejack, asleep on the job".
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.01,0:12:59.60,AJ,,0000,0000,0000,,Can y'all believe this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.76,0:13:00.46,AJ,,0000,0000,0000,,And this one:
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.57,0:13:03.03,AJ,,0000,0000,0000,,"Big Macintosh, what's he hidin'"?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.51,0:13:05.99,AJ,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.27,0:13:07.43,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen to this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.76,0:13:10.96,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,"Twilight Sparkle: I was a Canterlot snob.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.15,0:13:15.54,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.71,0:13:19.61,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes".
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.74,0:13:20.41,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,Spike!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.00,0:13:23.75,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,How could you say such a thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.46,0:13:25.58,S,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I didn't!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.73,0:13:27.17,S,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabby Gums made that up!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.37,0:13:28.70,S,,0000,0000,0000,,I never said anything like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.02,0:13:30.88,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Everypony, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.11,0:13:34.62,R,,0000,0000,0000,,She's just a harmless schoolpony engaged in a little idle gossip.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.94,0:13:37.47,R,,0000,0000,0000,,You're really making too big a deal out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.78,0:13:39.47,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's all lies!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.65,0:13:41.59,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabby Gums prints whatever she wants,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.59,0:13:44.23,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,she doesn't care whose reputation she destroys!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.28,0:13:46.64,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fluttershy has tail extensions".
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.77,0:13:52.56,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,"Pinkie Pie is an out of control party animal".
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.67,0:13:53.22,PP,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.38,0:13:55.80,PP,,0000,0000,0000,,It's true,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.04,0:13:58.21,PP,,0000,0000,0000,,I do have a problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.01,0:13:59.63,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh look!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.84,0:14:00.97,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,According to this one,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.14,0:14:02.69,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,the Cakes are breaking up!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.69,0:14:04.30,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,We are?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.97,0:14:07.44,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, my life is officially…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.83,0:14:08.45,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,over.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.68,0:14:11.23,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabby Gums has made it to Cloudsdale!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.33,0:14:14.93,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,"Rainbow Dash. Speed demon or super softy"?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.17,0:14:16.96,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,I grabbed as many copies as I could,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.12,0:14:18.27,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,but it was too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.66,0:14:20.98,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a laughing stock!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.59,0:14:22.54,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,See, Rarity?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.75,0:14:25.87,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,Your so-called harmless gossip can be… very hurtful.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.31,0:14:29.59,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, you ponies have no sense of humour.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.82,0:14:32.79,R,,0000,0000,0000,,So she tweaks a few ponies every now and then,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.94,0:14:33.83,R,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe they deser…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.37,0:14:37.11,R,,0000,0000,0000,,I'LL DESTROY HER!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.38,0:14:38.84,R,,0000,0000,0000,,"The drama queen diaries" -
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.00,0:14:40.27,R,,0000,0000,0000,,she's reprinted my diary!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.66,0:14:44.13,R,,0000,0000,0000,,How could Gabby Gums possibly get access to my private diary?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.47,0:14:46.87,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,We've got to put a stop to this once and for all.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.33,0:14:49.18,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetie Belle's on the newspaper staff,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.41,0:14:51.57,TS,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe she knows who Gabby Gums is.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.19,0:14:57.55,R,,0000,0000,0000,,My sister would never associate with someone as beastly as Gabby Gums.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.94,0:15:00.52,R,,0000,0000,0000,,I resent you even suggesting such a thing, Twilight.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.75,0:15:04.65,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, she's the most innocent, most lovely…
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.57,0:15:08.27,R,,0000,0000,0000,,most evil pony in Equestria!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.50,0:15:11.67,R,,0000,0000,0000,,How could my own sister steal my private diary?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.67,0:15:14.14,R,,0000,0000,0000,,How could my own sister be…
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.83,0:15:16.26,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabby Gums?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.48,0:15:26.83,R,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Et tu, Gabby Gums?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.49,0:15:28.18,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,You know?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.33,0:15:29.30,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,How'd you find out?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.26,0:15:31.69,R,,0000,0000,0000,,The gilded pages of your betrayal!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.31,0:15:33.04,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.50,0:15:35.28,R,,0000,0000,0000,,How could you do this to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.43,0:15:39.87,R,,0000,0000,0000,,You stole my secret diary and published it for all the world to read!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.25,0:15:42.03,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Gossip can be a very hurtful thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.41,0:15:43.88,R,,0000,0000,0000,,It is an invasion of privacy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.15,0:15:46.12,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like when I snooped through your saddlebag,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.27,0:15:48.12,R,,0000,0000,0000,,you didn't like that much, did you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.62,0:15:49.20,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.66,0:15:51.67,R,,0000,0000,0000,,What is important is that you understand,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.75,0:15:54.72,R,,0000,0000,0000,,how your column makes the ponies that you're writing about feel!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.18,0:15:56.38,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,I do understand,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.49,0:15:58.07,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,and we've all been feeling guilty.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.23,0:16:00.77,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,But we just want our cutie marks so badly!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.24,0:16:06.87,R,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you really think that writing nasty things and making everypony feel horrible is your destiny?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.87,0:16:09.68,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,When you put it that way…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.84,0:16:10.76,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.92,0:16:12.81,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't let you quit!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.19,0:16:16.93,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,But the gossip we've been printing is hurting everyponies' feelings!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.17,0:16:18.32,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Feelings?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.45,0:16:20.29,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care about feelings!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.61,0:16:22.77,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabby Gums is my bread and butter,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.88,0:16:26.12,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm not gonna let you goody two-horseshoes take that away from me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.55,0:16:28.21,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We're sorry, Diamond Tiara,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.28,0:16:29.71,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,but we've made our decision.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.94,0:16:32.76,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you can't force us to keep gossiping!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.76,0:16:35.30,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,When you see these…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.04,0:16:38.58,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,you may not want to quit after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.44,0:16:46.37,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I told Featherweight to document EVERYTHING.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.35,0:16:53.39,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's exactly what he did.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.94,0:16:55.90,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Gimme those!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.09,0:16:59.22,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, girls, property of the Foal Free Press.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.76,0:17:02.77,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,And if Gabby Gums really does go into retirement,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.07,0:17:05.74,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll need something to fill that empty column space.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.28,0:17:10.75,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get out there and bring me more Gabby Gums!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.64,0:17:15.34,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll find a way outta this, girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.46,0:17:17.62,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe Rainbow Dash will have a story for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.73,0:17:19.20,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,She's always good for some gossip.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.74,0:17:20.82,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Rainbow Dash!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.43,0:17:22.90,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Rainbow Dash!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.13,0:17:23.71,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Well,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.98,0:17:26.49,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,if it isn't Gabby Gums.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.60,0:17:27.95,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard too, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.22,0:17:29.19,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.46,0:17:31.73,RD,,0000,0000,0000,,Everypony in town knows it's you three.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.93,0:17:34.82,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't suppose you'd let us write a column on you, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.31,0:17:48.40,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hi Angel. Is Fluttershy home?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.62,0:18:00.28,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what gives?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.13,0:18:04.67,S,,0000,0000,0000,,Twilight thought you might try to show your faces around here,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.83,0:18:06.45,S,,0000,0000,0000,,so she put up a forcefield.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.95,0:18:10.84,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, come on, Applejack,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.23,0:18:13.24,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not mad at us too, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.43,0:18:13.85,AJ,,0000,0000,0000,,Eeyup.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.55,0:18:16.48,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not even gonna talk to us?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.63,0:18:17.17,AJ,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.25,0:18:19.64,Big,,0000,0000,0000,,You should be ashamed of yourself,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.79,0:18:21.68,Big,,0000,0000,0000,,humiliating your sister and me like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.95,0:18:23.80,Big,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't wanna talk to any of y'all right now,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.88,0:18:26.97,Big,,0000,0000,0000,,so take your little gossip column and your embarrassing photographs
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.12,0:18:29.28,Big,,0000,0000,0000,,and just GO AWAY!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.78,0:18:42.63,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We've ruined all of our friendships
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.70,0:18:45.17,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,and we still don't have our cutie marks!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.25,0:18:47.17,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the worst day ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.56,0:18:48.26,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.53,0:18:54.43,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait till tomorrow, our most embarrassing moments are about to be published for everypony to laugh at.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.74,0:18:56.32,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,So what do we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.01,0:18:57.86,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.13,0:19:01.22,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,But we're not leaving this clubhouse until we think of something!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.70,0:19:08.59,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.59,0:19:10.28,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabby Gums is out of time!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.48,0:19:11.63,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Run these instead!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.90,0:19:15.14,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I want this paper on every street corner in Ponyville!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.41,0:19:16.76,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.65,0:19:19.62,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop the presses!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.85,0:19:21.97,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,They haven't started yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.86,0:19:25.09,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,We have a Gabby Gums column!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.37,0:19:28.99,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,You're lucky I'm nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.53,0:19:32.50,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,This better not happen again, or else.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.49,0:19:43.03,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done, Diamond Tiara.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.26,0:19:47.62,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,You've averted yet another crisis with your amazing diplomatic skills.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.43,0:19:52.56,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,"An open letter to Ponyville by Gabby Gums"?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.90,0:19:53.68,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.49,0:19:57.42,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,They're not gonna get away with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.49,0:19:59.96,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll publish those photos tomorrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.27,0:20:02.62,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,They messed with the wrong pony!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.86,0:20:06.79,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,To the citizens of Ponyville,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.10,0:20:11.92,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,For some time now you've been reading this column to get the latest dirt and the hottest buzz,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.23,0:20:14.27,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,but this will be my final piece.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.43,0:20:17.94,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,We want to apologise for the pain and embarrassment we've caused.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.21,0:20:20.83,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, I'm actually three little fillies:
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.25,0:20:23.61,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.42,0:20:27.66,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,As the popularity of our column grew,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.81,0:20:29.32,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,we got swept up in the hype.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.74,0:20:32.36,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,We knew that what we were doing didn't feel quite right,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.52,0:20:36.95,Sc,,0000,0000,0000,,but we ignored the guilt because everypony seemed to want to read what we were writing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.26,0:20:42.16,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,From now on, we promise to respect everypony else's privacy,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.58,0:20:45.32,SB,,0000,0000,0000,,and we won't engage in hurtful gossip anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.52,0:20:48.49,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,All we can do is ask for your forgiveness, Ponyville.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.49,0:20:54.04,AB,,0000,0000,0000,,Signing off for the very last time, XOXO Gabby Gums.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.01,0:21:00.60,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, staff, I guess I gave a little too much authority to a first-time editor.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.25,0:21:04.80,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, Diamond Tiara, I have to strip you of your title.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.89,0:21:10.43,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,And for the next editor of the Foal Free Press -
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.86,0:21:14.29,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,here is your new editor-in-chief,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.68,0:21:15.79,Cher,,0000,0000,0000,,Featherweight!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.57,0:21:20.31,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Him?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.50,0:21:21.77,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,But what about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.00,0:21:22.78,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.28,0:21:26.36,Somepony,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been promoted to staff photographer!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.00,0:21:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subtitles made by {\4c&H030490&}anopensmile.ru