MY LITTLE PONY: MAKE YOUR MARK—CHAPTER ONE
Written by Gillian Berrow
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Associate direction by Blayne Burnside
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Notes: The breaks between acts are somewhat arbitrary, and have been chosen so that
each act (or the prologue plus Act One) is approximately one-third of the total
running time.
Background song lyrics are in square brackets; any marked with an exclamation
point are shouted rather than sung.
This transcript assumes that the reader has no familiarity with the YouTube
series Tell Your Tale. Characters and locations that first appear in that series
will be described as they become relevant.
The title card for this special designates it only as My Little Pony: Make Your
Mark. It is intended as the premiere episode for the Netflix series of the same
name; “Chapter One” was subsequently appended in order to distinguish it from
later blocks of episodes.
Prologue
(Opening shot: fade in to a slow pan through a stretch of serene blue daytime sky and banks of fluffy white clouds. A few birds wing lazily through the air, only to be flung into a cheeping, panicked spin as something blurs past them. One avian comes out upside down, but rights itself and stares confusedly after the interloper—who, in a longer shot, proves to be Zipp Storm with accessories added to left shoulder and right foreleg. The camera picks out each multicolored wing as it spreads to catch the air, then tail and upswept forelock, and finally zooms out to frame all of the airborne mare. The device on her shoulder is an armor plate whose gold/blue-green surface is bisected by a white lightning bolt, and the one on her leg is a small pouch; both are held on by straps.)
(She drops into a dive and vanishes into a tuft of cloud, just in time not to be noticed by a couple of passing pegasi whose attention is riveted to the cell phones they carry. Once they are gone, she pokes her head up, shakes it to dissipate the white puff stuck to it, and gets moving again. This shot is close enough to pick out a winged gold pin mounted on her shoulder plate. From here, dissolve to the Zephyr Heights skyline and zoom in slowly on the royal palace as Zipp cuts a wide arc approaching one of its tallest towers. Cut to a close-up of her hovering at the base of a window frame to peek in, her back to the camera, then zoom out quickly and rotate 180 degrees to show that she has actually perched upside down at the top of the panes. In close-up, she flips into an upright hover and bumps a shoulder twice against the window, trying and failing to nudge it open.)
Zipp: Hmmm…
(She leans a front hoof against the glass and lets off a cry of surprise when it suddenly swings inward, dumping her into an undignified slide on her belly across the marble floor inside. Extreme close-up of the pin, which incorporates a tiny speaker. Pipp Petals’ voice is heard through this, a burst of static preceding each of her next two lines.)
Voice of Pipp: So did you get it yet, Zipp? (Zoom out; Zipp has sat up.)
Zipp: Almost.
Voice of Pipp: Well, hurry up!
Zipp: On it. (She stands.) Maximum sneaky engaged.
(Any further words are cut off by the clatter of approaching armor; pan quickly to show guards Thunder and Zoom approaching in a corridor. By the time they reach the open window, Zipp is nowhere to be seen; they close it and turn away, the camera tilting up to bring the royal heir into view, hovering near its top and badly rattled at almost having been bowled out. However, it only takes her a moment to regain her cocky composure and land. A few steps, a quick flattening of herself against one wall, then a somersault across to the other one, and she has wound up next to a portrait of herself, Pipp, and Queen Haven that was painted when the sisters were fillies. This sequence picks out Zoom’s cutie mark as a blue castle tower with open drawbridge, not previously visible in A New Generation.)
Zipp: (addressing it mockingly) Hey, Mom.
(She eases up to a set of closed glass doors and taps a hoof to a nearby wall-mounted scanner; it beeps in recognition, and the lock is released to let her through. Cut to her perspective, panning slowly across the new space—vanity with a floor-to-ceiling mirror at one wall, satin-sheeted bed at the next, lighted mirror stood up in the corner between them, mirrored disco ball hanging from the ceiling. An object sits under a glass dome on the vanity counter.)
Zipp: Uhhh…
(Back to her, smiling with the faintest of chuckles and stepping in, then cut to a close-up of the object—a jeweled white microphone with gold wings protruding near its head. Zipp eases the dome up, whisks this away, and is on her way out even before the glass can clatter back into place. Cut to her galloping through the palace.)
Zipp: Mission accomplished!
Voice of Pipp: Good! Now fly fast!
Zipp: (chuckling) No problems with that.
Pop synthesizer/drum melody with brass accents, bright 4 (D major)
Capitalized words are both sung and shouted
(She launches herself out a window and hurtles down the tower wall for several dozen yards before pulling away into a glide.)
Pipp: (shouted in rhythm) You gotta let it glow
You gotta let it shine
(A few deft moves allow her to wave in and out among the letters in “Netflix Presents,” formed from clouds, and on into open sky as the title card materializes.)
Pipp: (singing) Oh, let’s make our mark together, just riding on forever
Just keeps on getting better, better, better
Everypony everyWHERE, you can feel it in the AIR
Find your spark and just glow and shine
(Now she closes in on Maretime Bay, whose lighthouse—destroyed by Sprout Cloverleaf in Act Four of A New Generation—has been replaced by a structure of similar form. Its tower is transparent, trimmed in gold and violet, and a vivid rainbow beam lances upward through it and into the sky; the living quarters are painted pale blue. The lantern room at the top is marked by a pair of gold wings and a large replica of the three crystals that Sunny and her friends sought to reassemble—here referred to as the Unity Crystals. The whole edifice is the Crystal Brighthouse. Zipp grazes the water surface on her way in and cruises above a busy street.)
Pipp: Make a mark that you can SHARE, hoof to heart, you know we CARE
Oh, ponies, come on, let’s all unite [let’s all unite]
Song ends
Act One
(Zipp’s contented musings come to a screeching halt when a filly’s voice rings out in a scream.)
Filly voice 1: Watch out!
(Two nearly identical young pegasi swoop erratically into view, collide head-on, and drop like an eight-legged rock. Zipp plunges in and scoops them up easily as a trolley rolls by.)
Zipp: Uh—uh ,heads up, everypony! (She lands and deposits them on the pavement; the one who shouted speaks up next.)
Pegasus filly 1: I’m so sorry. Thank you, Princess Zipp.
Zipp: Zipp. Just call me Zipp. And don’t worry about it. The magic from the Unity Crystals in the Brighthouse is new to all of us. It takes practice.
(During her next-to-last sentence, the camera cuts to a closer shot of the Brighthouse, zooming in and tilting up to its upper portion, and the view dissolves to the lantern room at the top. This shot reveals that the portion of the structure immediately below the tower is painted in vertical stripes, two shades of light violet. The zoom continues, focusing on the Crystals, joined and floating within the shaft of multicolored light, and ends with a dissolve to a close-up. They jitter in place for a moment before the view shifts to the perspective of a pony on the street, raising a phone to bring a nervously grinning Sunny Starscout into view on its camera. She is still wearing her mane in the style it adopted at the end of A New Generation, as a loosely twisted, rainbow-streaked sheaf over one shoulder rather than its original braid.)
Sunny: Should I start now, or—
(A frustrated groan marks the holder as Pipp; cut to her, lowering the phone and flanked by Hitch Trailblazer and Izzy Moonbow. The unicorn’s mane is somewhat shorter than it was during A New Generation.)
Pipp: Where is she? I really wanted to use my— (Zipp lands and twirls the microphone she retrieved.)
Zipp: —lucky microphone?
Izzy: There she is.
Pipp: What took you so long? Don’t tell me you were sneaking around the palace again. (Cut to Zipp, who winks; pan to Pipp in time with her irritated sigh.) You know you can just enter through the main doors. It’s our house.
Zipp: But if Mom knew I was there, I’d get stuck doing one of her random princess lessons. (She passes the mic to Sunny.)
Pipp: Good point. Okay, Sunny, just remember—(Zipp backs off.) —pretend you’re talking to us and not, like, all of Equestria, and you’ll do great.
(Her perspective of the mare, who can only manage a stammer as a king-sized case of stage fright takes hold.)
Pipp: You’re live… (raising phone to frame her; it beeps to start recording) …now!
Sunny: Like, “now” now?
(To Pipp, who nods as another choked noise drifts in from Sunny’s direction. What follows will be accompanied by a stream of emoji icons to indicate viewers’ favorable opinion.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) Uh… (Phone-eye view of her, starting to relax.) …hey, everypony! I’m Sunny Starscout— (Pipp taps to shift to close-up.) —and I live here in Maretime Bay with my friends.
(Two more taps bring the phone camera around to the other four, Izzy giggling a bit, and then back to Sunny. As she continues, the view shifts to frame her and the others at a short distance.)
Sunny: A lot has changed around here in the past few months. Maretime Bay used to be the place just us earth ponies lived—
(At the appropriate moments, the view cuts to a couple of unicorns in Bridlewood, watching the broadcast on a phone, then to a pair of jumbo screens playing it on a Zephyr Heights street corner. She is only heard during the former, but seen and heard in the latter.)
Sunny: —just how unicorns always lived in Bridlewood and pegasi never left Zephyr Heights.
(As she continues, the video feed cuts from her to a close-up of the Crystals, shifting to voice over.)
Sunny: But when we found the three Unity Crystals and brought them back together, it brought us back together! (Phone-eye view of the bustling street in Maretime Bay; she continues o.s.) All pony kinds were reunited in friendship. (Pan to frame her.) Now, anypony can live…anywhere! And…
(The pan brings a unicorn into view, emerging from a shop with grocery bags held aloft in her telekinesis.)
Sunny: …we have magic again! (Giddy squeal and giggle.)
(A pegasus wings past, knocking the purchases to the ground and perturbing their buyer somewhat.)
Izzy: (from o.s, scat-singing a bit) Well…
(Her field snatches up four fallen apples; pan quickly to follow them back to her.)
Izzy: …the unicorns and pegasi do. (She sends them skyward with a laugh; one lands squarely on her horn and impales itself.) Ta-daaa! (Gasp.) Now you, Sunny. Show everypony what you can do. (Pan back to Sunny.)
Pipp: (from o.s.) Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn into an alicorn. (Squeal; wipe to her.) That’s an earth pony, pegasus, and unicorn all in one.
(Accompanied by a graphic of each pony type appearing as it is named, then all three merging. The phone camera shifts back to Sunny, the view blacking out and restoring itself in the manner of an eye blinking; now she is once again ill at ease.)
Sunny: Uh… (laughing weakly; zoom in) …you know it doesn’t really work like that, guys. I can’t just, uh… (composing herself; zoom out) …anyway, the point is…magic powers or not, I think everypony can agree that our lives are way more magical now that we’re together again. (Pipp leans into view.)
Pipp: (singsong) You know i-i-i-it. (speaking normally) Okay, Sunny. Do the thing.
(Now Sunny pops up by herself against a new background; as she continues, a noisemaker is heard and a cluster of notes, a party horn, and a horseshoe pop up around her.)
Sunny: Do you like super-fun times? Are you interested in learning more about earth pony traditions and tasting local treats? (leaning in close) Do you want to see ponies sing in a big concert? (Dissolve to Izzy, the apple gone from her horn.)
Izzy: Yes, you bet, and ye-e-es!
(A pair of headphones, an electric guitar, and a snare drum and pair of sticks appear around her on this line. She does a bit of scat singing before the phone camera view returns to Sunny on the street.)
Sunny: Then you should come to our annual Maretime Bay Day Festival, for a day of fun in the sunshine! (A shades-wearing sun, pair of rainbow-tinted glasses, and beach ball surround her briefly.) It’s going to be a blast—and I’m not just talking about the fireworks show. (Punctuated by an airburst; she giggles.) All pony kinds are welcome!
Hitch: (stepping into view, over end of previous) Oh, oh! I love Maretime Bay Day! (grabbing/adjusting camera) You gotta come check it out!
(Ground-level view of the quintet, Hitch now holding the phone, as his three-critter “squad”—two birds and a crab—gathers to watch the goings-on and the camera pans slowly. It shifts briefly to them on the following, then to a phone-eye view of him as he finishes.)
Hitch: The live Maretime music, the sand castle contest, the caramel pony-corn! Ah! (Kernels fill the screen.) It’s the best!
(Overhead view of him on this last; one bird licks its chops and arcs down to tug at the unit.)
Hitch: Hey! (It is snatched and carried off by beak.) Give that back! (Sunny has done away with the microphone now.)
Pipp: (gasping, horrified) Hitch! My phone!
(All five friends get wings and legs working in a trice to pursue the fine feathered filcher down the block. They bob and weave through a knot of passersby, and Zipp finds herself in the lead as the bird angles down toward a moving trolley. It darts neatly in past the conductor at one end, but both she and Zipp let off yells of fright as the latter barrels through. Zipp emerges from the opposite end wearing the conductor’s cap; she pulls it off and throws it away, and the chase continues into the countryside. Having had quite enough of this nonsense, the bird spits the phone out; Izzy fires up her horn, but can manage only a sputtering aura that winks out to leave it in free fall. Gasping in shock, she throws herself into a headfirst slide that would have made Willie Mays proud and catches the phone an instant before her momentum carries her out of view. A thud and a flurry of flower petals mark the very sudden end of the race.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Got it!
(The other four arrive at the crash site and share a hearty laugh at the sight of her, flat on her leaf-covered face in front of a house’s flowering hedges. Her horn is now behaving itself again, and she spits away some of the detritus and lowers the phone from above.)
Izzy: Oh, hey, look, it’s still on. (Giggling, she sends it back to Pipp, who catches/addresses it.)
Pipp: See you at the festival! (She cuts off the recording.)
Sunny: You okay, Izzy?
Izzy: (standing, floating the last bits off herself) Oh yeah, oh yeah. I mean, a little bit of ground glitter never hurt anypony. (Giggle.)
Sunny: Well, thank hoofness for magic. (Izzy jumps over to the others; Pipp has put her phone away.)
Izzy: Oh, yeah!
Pipp: Definitely.
Zipp: Fo’ sho’.
Mare voice 1: (annoyed) Well, I for one do not agree.
(The first portion of this line is somewhat muffled as if being spoken through the closed front door of the house, but the rest comes through loud and clear as the speaker opens it to glare at the five, the damaged greenery, and the mailbox that Izzy has knocked over. This is Posey: bright yellow earth pony mare, green eyes and brows, straight pink mane drawn tightly back, yellow bead necklace with a pendant of a green flower blossom.)
Sunny: Is this about your flowers, Posey? It was an accident, but we’ll fix them right away.
Posey: (stepping out) No. What I meant was that I wish magic had never come back. And I’m not the only pony around here who thinks so. (Light brown hooves can now be seen.)
Sunny: Uh, what do you mean?
Posey: Y-You pegasi are always flying too fast, o-or too low, or too high up!
Pipp: What’s wrong with flying high up?
Posey: (leaning into her face) Ugh! I just don’t like it, okay? (moving to Izzy) And every time I’m at the market, there’s some smug unicorn using their magic to shop.
(Her agitated motions during this exchange reveal that her mane/tail are of medium length and secured with green bows. Dissolve to her on a sidewalk, enjoying a soda that is promptly knocked out of her grip by a grocery bag in a passing unicorn’s magical hold; she glares after the offender. This flashback gives a clear view of her cutie mark, a ring of pink flowers.)
Posey: (voice over) I almost got hit in the head by a bag of floating apples yesterday!
(Dissolve back to her in the present.)
Posey: Magic is not very safe—at least not for the rest of us ponies who don’t have it. (pointedly) Right, Sheriff Hitch?
Hitch: (hesitantly) Uh, I don’t know if I would say that. (Posey snarls.)
Sunny: Everypony is just…still learning how to use it. That’s all. Magic takes practice.
Posey: (returning to house) Hmph. Then they should do it somewhere else other than my garden!
[Animation goof: The mailbox has been repaired in this shot. It will be down again a moment later.]
(She steps inside and kicks the door shut behind herself. A moment’s tense silence is broken when Izzy pops up brightly between Pipp and Zipp.)
Izzy: Okay, wow, she was really nice. Right, guys?
(The sisters take their leave with some unease, while she sings a bit and plies her power to get both the flowers and the mailbox standing tall again.)
Izzy: Oh! Come on, Sunny. Let’s go home.
(She trots off, leaving a very pensive Sunny alone on the lawn to take the full brunt of Posey’s disgusted gaze from one window. The homeowner jerks the curtains shut.)
Sunny: Don’t worry, Posey. (nudging a flower straight) I’m gonna find a way to show you and everypony else just how awesome magic can be.
(She walks off, her spirits rising. Dissolve to the upper reaches of the Brighthouse and tilt down to the front entrance—pink double doors at the top of a broad ramp, framed by an expanse of stained-glass windows that highlight the Crystals and all three pony tribes and their homes. Flowerbeds have been planted on the lawn, and brightly colored trees and bushes ring the structure. Sunny and company approach, Zipp flying as the others walk; cut to just inside the doors as they swing open and the group enters. Zipp has done away with her shoulder plate and foreleg pouch.)
(They are in an entrance hall with soothing blue walls and a floor done as a mosaic in which shades of blue dominate, with a vibrantly multi-hued circular design at the threshold. Two ramps curve gently up to a balcony.)
Izzy: Pipp, Pipp, Pipp! I want to show you something.
(The pop star follows the artisan up one ramp and into a large room that has been roughly divided into sleeping quarters for the four mares, each in a different style. A circular shaft framed in glass and brass stretches up through the center, channeling the light from the Crystals up above. The sliding doors built into one side are open, allowing access to a translucent crystal platform that serves as a lift to reach the lantern room. A common area lined with couches stands directly opposite the entrance. Pipp hums a bit as they come to a stop near Izzy’s craft/forest-themed section, whose bed is configured something like a giant porch swing in that it hangs from the ceiling.)
Pipp: So, what did you want to show me?
Izzy: (flicking her mane) Well, I don’t know if you noticed, but I consider myself a bit of an artist.
Pipp: (jumping on bed) Of course I noticed! All of this beautiful stuff was made by you. You’re so creative, Izzy. (examining a pillow) And you’re a-maze at making new things out of old things. (Gasp.) What do you call it again? (Cut to Izzy.)
Izzy: (trotting a circle) Oh, yeah. Uni-cycling. (Back to Pipp on the start of the next line.)
Pipp: Uni-cycling! Yes! Yes, that’s it!
Izzy: (rummaging through a box, throwing items everywhere) So, the other day when I was searching for my box of googly eyes in the basement, I found this!
(“This” proves to be the battered, discolored remains of the lantern that Sunny’s father, Argyle Starshine, made for her when she was young—and which contained the third of the Crystals. Evidently it took quite a beating when Sprout wrecked the lighthouse. Cut to Pipp in time with her wondering gasp.)
Pipp: (jumping off bed) Is that Sunny’s old lantern?
(Close-up of it, zooming in slowly as a ghostly image of father and daughter manifests at the center.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Well, her dad made it for her— (baby talk) —when she was a filly. (normal tone) So— (Both again.) —I thought…
(Pipp claps front hooves to cheeks and pulls in a lung-bursting gasp.)
Pipp: …that you’d fix it up for her as a Maretime Bay Day present?
Izzy: Yep! But, shhh! (giddily) It has to be a surprise! (catching herself) Sorry.
Pipp: (squealing) I love surprises! Your secret is safe with me.
Izzy, Pipp: (each touching a front hoof to the other’s, then to her own chest) Hoof to heart.
(Dissolve to these two and Hitch making pizzas in the kitchen. Izzy is on sauce duty, Pipp adds cheese, and Hitch slides a pie across the counter island so Sunny can lock her teeth onto the handle of the paddle or “peel”it is occupying and carry it across to the oven. The camera follows her away from the trio and past a table, where Zipp sits stewing and lets off a loud groan.)
Pipp: (from o.s.) Zipp? (singsong) Zi-i-i-ipp… (She leaps into view.) ZIPP! (Who snaps out of her funk.)
Zipp: Huh?
Pipp: I have been asking you if you want extra cheese on your pizza for, like, ten minutes. What’s up with you?
Zipp: Oh, sorry. Just thinking about something weird that happened earlier.
Pipp: The thing with Posey?
Zipp: (caught off guard, but playing it off) Oh! Uh…yeah! That.
Sunny: Same here. How could she not love magic?
Hitch: (from o.s.) Earth ponies have never had magic before. (Cut to him, rolling out dough for a fresh crust.) Maybe Posey’s jealous.
(The crab from his posse—named as McSnips-a-Lot in Tell Your Tale —jumps up behind him, clicking its claws briefly.)
Pipp: Jealous?
Hitch: I know I am. (More clicks from the crustacean.) Magic seems a little scary, but it would be pretty cool to be able to levitate things.
Izzy: Like this?
(She proceeds to exert her power over the sauce-covered crust lying before her.)
Izzy: Ooh!
(It rises nearly to ceiling level, spinning faster and faster as her laugh floats up and the others gape at it, and McSnips-a-Lot takes advantage of the distraction to tote a bowl of shredded cheese across the island. Izzy’s horn winks out with no warning.)
Izzy: Uh-oh…whoop…
(Gravity brings the whole thing down squarely on her head, but she smiles and licks a bit of sauce off her nose in time with the others’ laughter.)
Izzy: Mmm! (singsong) Worth i-i-t! (Now the jar of sauce is purloined.)
Pipp: Oh, you’re right, Hitch. (walking off) That is soooo much better than flying. (“Soooo” is sung. Next two lines in hushed tones.)
Zipp: (to Sunny) So, have you figured out the whole “magical wings and horn appearing at random times” thing yet?
Sunny: No, and it’s been getting worse.
(Dissolve to her at work behind the counter of her mobile smoothie stand, setting out a beverage for a customer. While accepting payment, she is more than a little startled to find a sparkly glow wreathing her entire form—followed by a blast of golden light that leaves her sporting the magic horn and wings she gained at the end of A New Generation and vanishes her saddlebag. She gasps softly as an accompanying shock wave blows everything on the counter across the street, but the mare whose order was just ruined backs up only a step or two and utters a joyous gasp at the spectacle. Yelling in surprise, Sunny tries to regain her balance but slips on a spilled smoothie and stumbles back against the far wall. The entire stand topples backward; cut to the now-shocked customer as the crash of its impact shakes the camera, then back to the overturned rig. Sunny climbs partway into view from within, voicing a dazed moan, as two birds perch to either side of her; the added appendages poof out of existence, her bag reappears, and three full smoothie cups land upside down on the three heads as a final insult.)
(Dissolve back to her in the here and now and zoom out to frame Zipp.)
Zipp: Maybe Posey has a point. Magic is unpredictable.
Sunny: (turning away) Hmmm…
(The ding of a kitchen timer is her cue to extract a fully cooked pizza from the oven on her peel and set it on the stovetop.)
Sunny: It may be unpredictable, but it’s not dangerous.
(She carries it back to the others and flips it upward as Izzy warms up a spell, her face/head now clean of pizza parts; cut to the cheesy goodness in midair as it is wrapped in her energy and split into six pieces. On the start of the next line, cut back to Sunny as one settles onto her hoof.)
Sunny: We just need to show the earth ponies that magic is nothing to be afraid of.
(To Pipp on the end of this, already chowing down on her share, then to Hitch and Izzy getting and enjoying slices of their own.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) It makes Equestria a-a better place, and… (Back to her.) …it’s fun! (She eats; next she and Hitch gather in with Izzy. All three have dispatched their food.)
Izzy: Wow! Are you ponies thinking what I’m thinking?
Sunny: I think I might be.
Izzy: (softly) All right, everypony. On the count of three. One…two…three. (full volume, rearing up) Floating parade! Right?
Sunny: Not exactly, but close!
(Now she paces around the other four; Pipp and Zipp have also finished eating.)
Sunny: We’re going to use Maretime Bay Day as our chance to show off all the amazing things magic can do! (Her perspective of the others, panning slowly.) Then everypony will remember just how special it is that we have friendship and magic in our lives again. Are you ponies in? (Back to her on the end of this.)
Izzy: Yeah!
Pipp: Definitely, definitely.
Hitch: I’m in!
(The ringing and vibration of a phone emanates from Zipp’s general vicinity before she can voice her assent. She fishes one out, glances at its screen, and lets off an exasperated groan; Sunny watches with visible concern as she excuses herself. Cut to a close-up of the Crystals and zoom out to frame her ascending into the lantern room on the lift platform. A resigned sigh escapes her lips as she unfolds the phone—it is a hinged model with a video screen that spans both inner surfaces when opened—and is greeted by an extreme close-up of her mother’s ear.)
Haven: Zephyrina? (Shift to the mouth.) Are you there? (To one eye.) Hello, hello, I can’t see you!
Zipp: (woodenly) Hi, Mom.
(Now the sovereign gets her entire face in frame, seated on her throne in the palace.)
Haven: Oh! There you are.
(The throne room itself, zooming in slowly; Thunder and Zoom are standing watch at the base of the royal dais, and Haven’s dog Cloudpuff bounces and yips on the cushions alongside. The winged green Pegasus Crystal is gone from her crown, having been stolen in A New Generation, but a vivid purple duplicate has been installed as a replacement.)
Haven: It’s been ages since I’ve seen my fillies. At least Pipp answers her phone when I call her. You never do. (She tosses a treat to the pet, who hovers to catch and eat it.) And you haven’t visited Zephyr Heights at all. (Back to Zipp on the end of this, the screen not in view.)
Zipp: (pacing) Nope. You’re right. I definitely have not been to Zephyr Heights. (Nervous laugh; the screen is visible again.)
Haven: (dryly) Well, it’s not like you can’t fly now, darling. (Cloudpuff leans into view on the screen and licks the camera; she brightens.) Oh! Cloudpuff wants to say hi. (Zipp again; screen not in view.) Who’s Mommy’s little baby?
(Throne room; she nuzzles the flying furball.)
Haven: You are! (Remembering herself, she addresses the phone again.) You were saying? (Back to Zipp; screen not in view.)
Zipp: Oh. It was just—
Voice of Haven: Listen, Zipp, dear. (Back to her end; Cloudpuff begins turning somersaults…) I called because I’m going to need you to move back home, okay? (…only to get dizzy and fall; cut to Zipp’s face on her phone.)
Zipp: What?! No! No way!
Haven: I know you’ve had fun with your new friends and all, but you’re a princess, darling. You’re going to be Queen one day. (Cut to Zipp as she finishes.)
Zipp: (wearily) I know. (Pause.) What about Pipp, though?
Haven: Well, your sister has her little salon project, and…while I do like the idea of you being there to keep an eye on her, let’s face it. She live-streams everything. So that’s not really necessary.
(In Tell Your Tale, the sisters left Zephyr Heights in order to move into the Brighthouse, and Pipp opened a combination salon and karaoke club called Mane Melody in Maretime Bay. Cut to a crestfallen Zipp and zoom in slowly; the screen is not visible.)
Voice of Haven: You’re the one I need here, studying my every move and representing the royal family. (The throne room.)
Zipp: But I’m not sure if I’m ready to leave just yet. (Cloudpuff is aloft once more.)
Haven: And why wouldn’t you be? (Zipp again.)
Zipp: Ummm… (Haven’s end.) …there’s a festival soon?
Haven: Hmmm…I do suppose festival planning does count as a useful skill for your future on the throne. As Queen, you’ll be responsible for arranging state dinners, teas, parties…
(To Zipp’s end on this last; the recitation has instilled fresh horror in her mind and momentarily frozen her tongue. Once she gets it working again, she begins to jiggle her phone and imitate bursts of static between her words. The camera cuts between mother and daughter during this.)
Zipp: Uh…oh! Oh! You’re…breaking…up!
(She adds one more hiss while tapping the screen to end the call, then lowers her phone with a groan that suggests she would rather be plucked clean than put up with any of this lot. A few steps bring her to the balcony of the lantern room, giving her a clear view of Maretime Bay proper, and she sighs as Sunny steps out after her. Zipp has stowed her phone.)
Sunny: Is everything okay?
Zipp: Yeah. It’s just that…I love it here in Maretime Bay so much. I don’t want to leave yet.
Sunny: Leave?
Zipp: Go back to Zephyr Heights.
Sunny: But you just got here!
Zipp: I know. I’m not ready to become a full-time, heir-to-the-throne princess yet— (turning away) —not the way my mom expects me to be, anyway. But…I’m not sure if I fit in here either.
Sunny: Of course you do!
Zipp: (flying off the balcony and back) Even if all I do is fly around and try out new moves?
Sunny: It’s what you love to do! As Izzy would say— (imitating the unicorn) —“it makes your sparkle shine really bright.”
(Cut to the downcast flyer on the end of this.)
Zipp: (pacing) I don’t know. Maybe my mom is right. Maybe I should just go back to Zephyr Heights and really try to be the kind of princess everypony is hoping for. (Groan.) I’m going to have to do it someday.
Sunny: At least stay until Maretime Bay Day. Then you can decide. (Cut to Zipp during this line.)
Zipp: (smiling) Okay, yeah. I guess I can’t miss that.
Sunny: Now come on! (walking back into lantern room) We have a festival to plan, and it needs your magic too.
(Higher up, two pegasi are flapping lazily along and paying more attention to their phones than the surroundings. It therefore comes as a great surprise when their wings sputter with light and they drop screaming toward the water, losing both their lift and their electronics.)
Zipp: (gasping) That’s not good.
(She is on the balcony railing in a blink, ready to dive to their aid—but just as quickly, they are again flying under their own power and have recovered their phones. The would-be rescuer is left in a very confused hover.)
Zipp: Weird.
(A resigned sigh as she sinks from view, the camera zooming in on the Crystals; the rainbow surrounding them suffers a momentary hiccup.)
Act Two
(Cut to Sunny inside the Brighthouse entrance hall and holding up a wreath made from gaily colored ribbons and bows wrapped/tied around a large plastic ring, studded with a few fake pearls. Zoom out slowly, showing an arts-and-crafts area in one rear corner of the space.)
Sunny: Ribbon wreaths are the traditional decoration of Maretime Bay Day. We hang them on our front doors, on Mane Street…
(Zoom out quickly to frame Izzy and Pipp here as well, all three standing over boxes filled with decorations. Wreaths have been hung all over the walls and the ramp railings.)
Sunny: …everywhere!
Pipp: (singsong, lifting/shaking one) Cu-u-u-ute! (Brief coughing fit; she continues hoarsely, returning to normal.) A little dusty, but cute.
Izzy: (gasping, levitating a spoon) I once made a wreath out of old teaspoons!
Pipp: (setting wreath down) Loving that idea, Izzy. (Gasp.) Maybe we can add some unicorn and pegasus flair to these ones, too.
(Cut to the unicorn on the end of this; she gasps excitedly and races toward the kitchen. Back to Sunny and Pipp, who crouch and take cover to avoid a hailstorm of utensils being flung their way, after which Izzy rejoins them with more spoons clamped in her teeth and floating overhead.)
Izzy: Now, where did I leave my suitcase full of glitter? (Off she goes in search of it.)
Sunny: Uh, anypony seen Zipp? (Sound of the front doors opening/closing.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) What’s with all the spoons?
(Cut to her, newly arrived and coming in for a landing near a scatter of discarded flatware, as she finishes. The next shot frames all four, Izzy having brought in a suitcase that lies open on the floor; she now carries spoons only in her magic.)
Sunny: Oh, we’re uni-cycling these old decorations. (Izzy scoops up glitter from the case with them.)
Izzy: Do you want to try?
Zipp: Uh, decorating things isn’t really my strong point. (She turns away.)
Sunny: (moving to cut her off) We could do something else. What about baking Bay Day treats?
Zipp: (dodging around Sunny) I’m not very good at baking either.
Sunny: (walking alongside her) Or write a song for the big concert!
Pipp: (flying across and landing on Zipp’s other side; all stop) Ooh, Zipp, you used to love writing song lyrics with me.
Zipp: (nervously, walking off) I don’t think so.
Sunny: Uh, wait! I’m sure we can find something that you’d like to do.
Zipp: Uh…maybe later! Bye!
(She gallops for the front entrance, butting one door open to make a hasty exit. It has barely slammed shut before Izzy proudly returns with her contribution—a mass of spoons fashioned into a rough wreath shape, accented by a bow and held up by horn-power. Sunny takes no notice, instead aiming two distraught green eyes after the departing pegasus.)
(Cut to an overhead shot of the front entrance to Hitch’s office; he walks up, followed by McSnips-a-Lot on the ground and the two birds in his “squad” from the air.)
Hitch: Good morning, station! (opening doors and entering; close-up) Sheriff Hitch here, reporting for duty!
(He drops blissfully into a swivel chair, letting momentum carry it and him across the floor until he coasts to a stop behind his desk. After a quick adjustment to its lamp, he finds the three critters waddling/scuttling in to stand before him; the two birds salute, while the crab clicks its claws.)
Hitch: At ease, deputies. So, what do you say?
(singing) Which Sheriff-y thing should we do today in Maretime Bay?
(spinning in chair) Hey, hey, hey
(He is met by the combined sounds of an opening door and of mild disapproval from the o.s. Zipp; pan quickly to her walking in.)
Zipp: Are you trying to rhyme?
Hitch: Oh, hey, Zipp. Yeah. What did you think?
Zipp: Way too much.
Hitch: (with slightly forced casualness) Cool, cool. Just trying something out. Didn’t work. Good feedback.
(Tapping his chest and clearing his throat, he is instantly all business.)
Hitch: So, what can I do for you?
Zipp: I came by because…well…have you seen anything…strange lately? (Hitch pauses, pencil in hoof.)
Hitch: Strange?
(McSnips-a-Lot hustles across the desk with a notepad and flips it open at just the right height for him to start jotting.)
Hitch: What do you mean?
Zipp: Well, I was on the balcony earlier when… (hastily) …y-you know what? It was probably nothing. Forget it. (Scoffing at herself, she turns for the door.)
Hitch: Wait. (She stops.) I know what this is about.
Zipp: You do?
Hitch: (standing, circling to her) Yep. Mmm-hmm. You’re bored. But you don’t have to be shy. We’re pals. We can totally hang out. (An idea hits.) I know! (Cross to a file cabinet; open one drawer.) Let’s order fries from three different diners and then decide which ones are the best! (Gasp.) Or maybe a puzzle!
(Now he holds up a boxed jigsaw puzzle sitting on a counter by the wall, to which Zipp offers a cringing smile. The tension is broken by the ringing of Hitch’s desk phone.)
Hitch: A call?
(Back he goes, clearing his throat as he lifts the receiver and drops into full no-nonsense mode.)
Hitch: Sheriff’s station. (McSnips-a-Lot brings the notepad over so he can write.) Mmm-hmm…mmm-hmm…I see…Really? How strange…At the beach?…Well, I’ll be right there. (Hang up.) It appears we have a Code Eight-Eighteen at the beach. (eagerly) Want to come on a trot-along with me, Zipp?
(His only answer is a slammed door and a patch of empty air where Zipp had been. Cut to an overhead shot of him on the next line, zooming out slowly as he flops onto his haunches with the fire instantly gone out of him.)
Hitch: Aaaand I’m talking to nopony.
(McSnips-a-Lot clicks its claws as sympathetically as it can. Cut to two foals happily building a sand castle on the beach and pan to follow a beach ball as it sails by, pursued by a laughing pegasus. A natural ramp descends to the sand from the rocky bluffs a short distance back; Hitch makes his way down, followed by his “deputies,” and begins to scan the area.)
Hitch: Hmmm…looks normal to me.
Filly voice 2: What do you mean, “something strange happened”?
(Cut to the speaker, an irate earth pony with a blue mane/tail, on the end of this. She is glaring at a brown-maned unicorn filly across a half-collapsed sand castle with a folded beach umbrella embedded in it, point down. A few passersby have gathered to watch.)
Earth pony filly: You did it on purpose!
Unicorn filly: I did not!
Earth pony filly: I saw you use your magic to drop your umbrella onto my sand castle!
Unicorn filly: I’m telling you, it wasn’t me! I was carrying it, and then my magic just…went away!
Earth pony filly: I don’t believe you! (The umbrella settles a bit deeper, dislodging a few grains.)
Unicorn filly: But I’m telling the truth! (Hitch steps up and clears his throat.)
Hitch: Is everypony okay over here?
Unicorn filly: Sheriff Hitch, I promise I didn’t mean to ruin anything! My magic—
Earth pony filly: I worked on that castle all day!
(During these last two lines, the camera cuts to a long overhead shot of the face-off, zooming out to frame Zipp hunkered down at the top of the bluffs, then to a close-up of her. Her phone lies within easy reach as she carries out this bit of covert surveillance, but its sudden ring and vibration startle a cry out of her. She fumbles for the thing, nearly dropping it over the side, but finally gets a firm hold and glances at the screen—a call from Haven. Groaning loudly, she taps the red “hang up/ignore” icon, then settles back into a low profile and hits a different button before speaking into the phone.)
Zipp: Thursday. Noon. Beach. Second magical mishap. Levitation glitch. Unicorn dropped umbrella. Lots of upset ponies. Very strange. (sinking out of sight behind bluffs) Must investigate further.
(A voice recorder, no doubt. She stands up and lifts off, having stashed the phone, but gets no more than a few feet of altitude before her wings sputter with the same light that dropped the two pegasi from the sky earlier. The rainbow issuing from the Brighthouse suffers the same malfunction, but returns to normal as she thuds back onto the rocky surface.)
Zipp: Oh, no, no! Please, no!
(Her second attempt brings exactly the same result, wings, Brighthouse, and all; she glances worriedly toward the structure as the energies in it and her continue to sound off for a few seconds. With a terrified gasp, she tries one more time and succeeds in staying aloft as the Brighthouse settles down; a confident laugh, and she is rocketing toward the front entrance. Sunny steps out to greet her as she lands on the walk.)
Sunny: Zipp! There you are! (Pipp stands behind her; Izzy pokes her head out.)
Izzy: Oh, hey! Coming to town with us to gather more supplies for the new-and-improved Maretime Bay Day?
Zipp: (walking in) Oh! Wish I could, but—
Pipp: (testily) Why can’t you, exactly?
Zipp: (backing up toward ramp) Because…I’m working on my own surprise thing for Bay Day. (Her perspective of one skeptical sister.) Yeah! (Back to her.) Uh, have fun!
(She is gone up the incline like a shot. Dissolve to an extreme close-up of the Crystals, behind which her face moves into view for a scrutinizing glare. Her phone beeps; in a longer shot, she lifts it to record a new log entry.)
Zipp: Thursday. Twelve-fifteen. Crystals, normal. Pris-Beam energy, intact.
(The unit is tucked away under a wing, and she circles around the lantern room to stare out one window with a heavy sigh. Back to the beach, where the two ponies involved in the sand castle wreck are now shooting dirty sidewise looks at each other. On the start of the next line, zoom out slightly to frame Hitch.)
Hitch: Okay, tell me what happened. (His perspective; all mouths open and the two point angrily at one another.) One at a time.
Earth pony filly: She tried to sabotage my sand castle!
Unicorn filly: No, I didn’t! My magic was just gone! (Back to Hitch on the next line.)
Hitch: Okay, okay, everypony just— (To the earth pony on the following.)
Earth pony filly: Magic shouldn’t be allowed here on the beach!
Filly voice 3: Is magic allowed on the beach, Sheriff Hitch?
(Cut to the speaker on the start of this line—a pale green, sandy-maned pegasus filly who steps forward from the group.)
Hitch: (caught off guard) Oh! Um…it’s not not allowed.
(This response somehow fails to put the group’s minds at ease.)
Hitch: You know, actually, maybe I should— (rapid fire) —go back to the station and check the records to see what I can dig up. Yeah! You ponies just hang tight, and I’ll get back to you!
(He hurries away along the shore with his three animal buddies in tow, not letting them or the ponies see the profound worry that has settled onto his features. The sight of a large egg resting in a depression brings him up short; the shell is pink, mottled with spots in a darker shade.)
Hitch: (addressing it) Huh. You don’t belong here, do you? (to critters) I’ve never seen an egg like this. Have you? (One bird lets off an inquisitive tweet; he addresses the egg again.) What in Equestria are you?
(The tide surges in, flooding the depression and threatening to wash the egg out to sea.)
Hitch: No! (He snatches it up and cradles it.) I’ll take care of you, little one. (Pan to frame the argument, continuing in the distance, on the next line.)
Earth pony filly: You did it on purpose! (Hitch departs.)
Unicorn filly: I would never do that on purpose!
(Cut to the interior of Hitch’s office, where he has opened a storage cabinet in one corner and is tucking the egg inside. Zoom in slowly.)
Hitch: That’s better.
(Close-up of it, balanced upright on a cushion with a desk lamp aimed directly at it and being switched on. Back to him on the next line.)
Hitch: All roasty and toasty. (patting egg) I’ll just keep you safe here until we can find who you belong to, okay? (One bird perches on the shelf.)
Voice of Posey: Sheriff Hitch?
(Those words spook him into slamming the cabinet doors shut, whirling to grab up a small potted plant near the coffee maker, and pretend to water it with a sheepish laugh. Cut to the out-of-sorts yellow mare walking in on the start of the next line.)
Posey: Who were you just talking to?
Hitch: (trying to play it off) Nopony. Nopony at all. How can I help you, Posey?
Posey: (stepping in farther) I was just trotting down Mane Street when I noticed that my hooves were stuck to the sidewalk. (To Hitch, who grins stupidly, then back as she continues.) I tried and tried to move— (as she mimes being mired in place) —but I couldn’t for, like, a really long time. (crossing to him) I think somepony’s pranking me—probably one of those unicorns. I’d like to file a complaint.
Hitch: (pointing past her.) Okay. The complaint box is over there on the wall.
(As he finishes, pan quickly in the indicated direction and stop on a close-up of the box in question. It is so full that papers are sticking out of the slot through which they should be inserted, and one sheet falls loose as the camera zooms out to frame an overflowing garbage can directly beneath. Back to Hitch and Posey on the next line.)
Posey: Well, I’d prefer if you took it down yourself.
Hitch: I would, but I’m late for an important meeting at the Brighthouse. Duty calls!
(He claps the plant onto his desk and turns to the cabinet; cut to within as he opens one door and addresses the bird that entered to watch him make a “nest” for the egg.)
Hitch: (whispering) Keep an eye on that egg for me, would you, deputy?
(The critter snaps off a cheep and salute as he shuts the door and exits the office with a breezy laugh that leaves a very perplexed Posey staring after him. Cut to a pan across the island countertop in the kitchen of the Brighthouse, cluttered with dirty bowls and other cooking implements. Sunny and Izzy are on the job, respectively using mouth-held tools and magic measure and stir. Sunny lets go of a whisk before speaking.)
Sunny: Maretime Bay Day is going to be great with these treats! (Pipp stands on the ramp.)
Pipp: How could it not? (flying down to base) We’ve literally thought of everything. (Transition to singing.) And I’ve been working on the all-new anthem for Maretime Bay Day! Whoo! (speaking) You want to hear it?
(Sunny and Izzy nod in close-up; back to Pipp on the start of the next line.)
Pipp: Too late, doing it anyway. (She clears her throat and counts off a fast beat.)
A-five, six, seven, eight
Soul/gospel feel
Maretime Bay, yeah, hey, hey
(spoken, crossing to kitchen) And then it’s like…
Something about the sunshine and sea
(spoken) And then it’s like…
(arpeggio) Something, something, something, something, something
Exaggerated soul/gospel
Them something, something, something
(The “song” ends with her standing almost nose to nose with Izzy.)
Izzy: (dryly) Uh, yeah, I don’t like it. (animatedly) I love it! What?!?
(She halts her critique at the sound of the front doors opening and Hitch’s contented humming; cut to him walking in.)
Hitch: Catchy! (humming) Something, something… (spoken) Yep. Very catchy. She’s good.
(The three mares stare dumbfounded until the kitchen timer rings; close-up of the stovetop as a tray bearing six small pies or tarts is slid onto it, each one topped with a bright pink star. Zoom out as Sunny shuts the oven door and gets a lungful of the aroma.)
Sunny: Mmmm! Miniature glimmerberry tarts! (Hitch and Izzy approach, the latter toting several small blue candy wedges in her aura.i) Great idea, Izzy!
(In close-up, each tart gets a piece stuck in to stand up from the edge.)
Izzy: (from o.s., giggling) Aww! Ta-daaa! (Cut to her.) Ooh, now they’re a true work of “tart”!
(Hitch flips one off the tray, catches it in his mouth, and begins chewing with gusto.)
Hitch: (mouth full) Mmmm! But how do you make ’em taste like magic?
Izzy: (whispering dramatically) The secret ingredient…magic!
Pipp: (showing a recipe card) We have to make cloud candy next. It’s Zipp’s favorite! Um…where is she, by the way?
(The other three can only offer puzzled “I don’t know” grunts and shrugs in reply, Izzy a beat behind Sunny and Hitch. Cut to a visibly weary Zipp watching the Crystals in the lantern room, seen from the opposite side of their scintillating energy—the Pris-Beam, as she termed it earlier. She has her phone in hoof to record an entry.)
Zipp: Hour five. Still nothing. (All quiet.) Hour five and one minute. Still nothing.
[Animation goof: Her phone suddenly goes from folded to fully open.]
(She closes it up, tucks it away, and begins to pace the floor with a nearly inaudible sigh.)
Zipp: Maybe I was wrong. Maybe there’s no pattern to it, just a glitch.
(Tendrils of brightness start to make their way up from the floor, almost exactly in time with her frustrated groan. She turns to find them connecting with the Crystals.)
Zipp: What in the wing feathers? Huh…
(She stares uncomprehendingly at this new light show as the view tilts down slowly and dissolves to the kitchen. Sunny, Izzy, and Pipp have now turned out more batches of tarts, and they laugh as the unicorn floats them off the baking trays and the earth pony and pegasus catch them in open-topped carriers. Pipp even snags one in her mouth and chows down as Hitch did. Another dissolve shifts the scene back to the lantern room; Zipp continues to watch the new energy ribbons feeding into the Crystals until the intensity forces her to shield her eyes with a grunt of discomfort. The connections break and the round crystal glows green, which kindles to a blinding whiteness that consumes all three for an instant. Once it subsides, vine-like swirls in that same virescent shade trace themselves over every single window up here, to Zipp’s astonishment. The camera tracks slowly around the room.)
Zipp: Whoa…
(Cut briefly to a long shot of the room, seen from outside, then back to Zipp approaching one half-obscured window.)
Zipp: I don’t believe this!
(She gallops away; cut to the entrance hall as she flies down the ramp and lands.)
Zipp: Everypony, quick! (To the others in the kitchen; Izzy drops a bowl and whisk she is levitating. Zipp continues o.s.) Come upstairs! (A wad of dough splats onto the island.) You have got to see this!
Pipp: There you are!
Hitch: What happened? (Zipp leans across to them.)
Zipp: Just hurry!
(They follow her lead and are promptly hoisted to the lantern room via lift platform. The windows are entirely clear now.)
Izzy: (awestruck) Woooow… (composing herself) What are we looking at?
Zipp: There were all these vines growing on the wall! And they were glowing… (To Izzy and Pipp on the end of this.)
Pipp: Glowing vines?
Zipp: Okay. I have a confession. I’ve been monitoring the Crystals— (turning to them) —and I think something is wrong with them.
Sunny: (rolling eyes) What? No, there isn’t.
Zipp: None of you have noticed that magic seems kinda weird lately? Like, it keeps switching off or something. (She aims a hard stare at Izzy.)
Izzy: (hoof to chin, thinking hard) Hmmm…nope!
Pipp: (from o.s.) Me neither. (Zipp swivels to her.)
Zipp: Really? (Pipp’s phone blips; she pulls it out.)
Pipp: Sorry, sis.
(Thrown for a loop, the ace flyer turns her attention to the Sheriff. Cut to him and then back to her during the next line.)
Zipp: Hitch, I saw what happened at the beach the other day. Didn’t you take—
Hitch: (hastily) What? I didn’t take anything at the beach!
Zipp: —down a report?
Hitch: Oh! Right! A report. Actually, that reminds me—gotta go file that report! (He backs up onto the lift and sinks from sight.)
Izzy: (calling after him) Hey, you, wait a second! (dropping after him; Pipp follows) You were gonna teach us how to make life-sized gummy bunnies!
Zipp: (to Sunny) I know it sounds weird, but I know what I saw, and what I’ve been seeing. (jumping across room) Like the other day, when I was flying back from Zephyr Heights, these two pegasi crashed into each other and I think it—
Sunny: (crossing to her) I’m sorry, Zipp. I’ve been so caught up in all the festival planning. This is all my fault.
Zipp: (dryly) That magic is glitching?
Sunny: (scoffing) Magic is not glitching.
Zipp: But you said it yourself. Your alicorn magic keeps appearing randomly. You don’t find that strange? At all?
Sunny: (a bit rattled) No. I-I think that’s just because I’m still learning. We all are.
(The pegasus aims a concerned gaze toward the Crystals. Dissolve to two birds perched on the edge of a rooftop and tilt down to ground level as they flit away. The two-story building stands on the primary thoroughfare of Maretime Bay—previously identified as Mane Street by Sunny and Posey—and has pink/gold trim at windows and corners. Repeated on its white walls is a pair of pink capital M’s, interlocked so that the right leg of the first M overlaps the left leg of the second. The first M is jogged up a bit higher than the second, and the free ends of their legs end in music notes. This is Mane Melody. Zipp trudges into view, seeing only ponies going about their normal business, and deploys her phone with a fed-up groan to record an entry. During the following line, the camera shifts to frame a rainbow-streaked sign projecting from one corner of the building above the first story ;it carries the logo in white, as well as scattered notes and a pair of gold wings.)
Zipp: Report. Nothing new to report. Nor more signs of mysterious glowing vines or crystal glitches.
(Comes now the ringing and vibration of an incoming call; she bobbles the phone, nearly dropping it, and sees that Haven is trying to reach her. Another groan as she sits in front of Mane Melody; cut to her perspective as she flicks it open and an extreme close-up of her mother’s face fills the screen.)
Zipp: Hi, Mom.
Haven: Zipp! There you are! (She backs off a step.) Have you been ignoring my calls, young filly? (Cut to said “young filly” on the end of this; screen not visible.)
Zipp: No, no, just busy, Mom. I’m actually helping Sunny with decorations right now, so I gotta go. (Chuckle.)
Voice of Haven: Well, I can’t wait to see them.
(The hoof that Zipp has poised to end the call freezes in place at these words.)
Zipp: See what? (Shift to frame Have on screen again.)
Haven: The decorations! (leaning too close) Oh, didn’t Pipp tell you? I’ll be attending this Maretime Bay Day Festival.
(Head-on shot of one thunderstruck, gasping daughter on the end of this, leaving the screen out of view.)
Zipp: You will? (wings flaring) Why? (The screen; a yipping Cloudpuff pops up next to Haven.)
Haven: (playfully) Yes, it is treat time! I know, I know. (normal tone, to Zipp) See you there, darling.
(On this last line, the view cuts to Zipp and back, with the sovereign once again shoving her face too close to the camera lens. The screen then goes blank as the call ends.)
Zipp: (rolling eyes, closing/stowing phone) Come on! There’s gotta be something!
(She brings a pair of binoculars up to her eyes; cut to her perspective, panning quickly from one stretch of Mane Street to another and picking out nothing extraordinary.)
Zipp: Everything on Mane Street appears normal.
(Hitch’s office is visible at a distance; zoom in quickly on this to pick out two citizens emerging, then pan away from them and past a group of barrels stacked up next to the building. A pony can be seen moving behind these.)
Zipp: Huh?
(She backs up them, just in time to see Hitch peek out, duck away for a moment, and emerge walking backwards and dragging a sack across the grass in his teeth. He is moving toward the doors.)
Zipp: Hmmm… (In he goes.) …except… (Back to her, lowering the lenses.) …that. Huh.
(She starts toward the office. Cut to a head-on view of Hitch, seen from within the open cabinet as he does a bit of rearranging, a squeak or two floating up.)
Hitch: Here you go, little one. I brought you some sand to make you more comfortable. I thought maybe you’d like that.
(As he speaks, the camera cuts to the office itself; the sack is spilling sand across a desk, and both birds from his “posse” are looking on, one from the top shelf. The egg’s nest has now been filled with sand built up slightly, and he tucks a stuffed squeaky crab doll in next to it as McSnips-a-Lot scuttles out to poke the toy.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Looking rosy…and… (Head-on shot of him.) …cozy. Now who wants to hear a story? (Zipp peeks into view from behind him.)
Zipp: I do.
(The egg-sitter lets off an alarmed cry and whirls to face her.)
Hitch: Zipp! (Slam the doors shut.) Wow! You are sneaky! What are you doing here?
Zipp: I had an instinct, so I followed it. (leaning across desk; Hitch cowers a bit) And I was right. (jumping onto cabinet) You have been hiding something. (She pulls the doors open…)
Hitch: Hey! (…and gets a good look at the egg.)
Zipp: Ooh! (Chuckle; Hitch glares at her.) So, uh…what is it?
Hitch: No clue. (pacing) I saw it on the beach, and I just knew it needed help. I just—
Zipp: (teasingly) —had an instinct and followed it?
Hitch: (smiling) Yeah. (She jumps down to him.) Hey, uh, would you mind keeping this between us for now?
Zipp: Sure. I can Zipp it. (She throws him a smirk.)
Hitch: What?
Zipp: So, you gonna read us that story now or what?
(McSnips-a-Lot and the bird on the top shelf both express their support of the idea, but Zipp’s phone chirps before he can spin up a good yarn. She whips it out and glares at the screen, but both ponies swiftly voice surprised gasps at the display—a string of text messages from Pipp. The first one is only a row of exclamation points; the second; of angry-face emojis; the third, of crying faces. Back to Zipp on the next two words.)
Zipp: (stunned) Oh, no.
(Long overhead shot of the front entrance of the Brighthouse as the two gallop toward it, then cut to within the entrance hall as they skid to a stop on the tiles. The rest of the gang is gathered here, Pipp facing the others.)
Hitch: We rushed right here! So what’s the emergency?
Pipp: Well, everypony seems really stressy lately. We clearly need a break—and luckily, I know just the place. (jittering excitedly in place) I planned a surprise for you! You’re welcome.
Izzy: Ooooooooh! (Close up of an apprehensive Zipp.)
Zipp: (quietly) Please don’t let it be makeovers, please don’t let it be makeovers…
(Cut to her in the same position, the dome of a mane dryer lowered around her head. Zoom out quickly to put her on her haunches in a well-padded chair. Sunny and Izzy are similarly disposed to either side of her, in considerably better frames of mind, and reading magazines to pass the time. All three are off to one side of a large room bisected along its length by a red carpet runner; in one corner behind them, Hitch lies on a comfortable bench and is getting a bit of touch-up work done on his hooves.)
Zipp: I knew it.
Izzy: But this is sooooo relaxing—and informative. Did you ponies know there are over a thousand different kinds of hermit crabs? (dramatically) ’Cause I did not.
Hitch: (giggling) Sorry, Jazz.
(His perspective of the mare attending to him, Jazz Hooves. Earth pony mare; pale blue-green coat; slightly darker eyes with much darker brows; red mane/tail, the former tied in a loose bunch that hangs over one shoulder and shades to magenta at its end. The far wall is decorated with a pair each of white wings and red/white/magenta lightning bolts overlaid on a rainbow, with a few stray runnels of paint suggesting a graffiti style.)
[Note: Her ears disappear from time to time during the remainder of this scene, and will be seen only very rarely in future appearances, if at all. This has been explained as the aftereffect of design changes that were made between the initial character concept development and final animation.]
Hitch: So sorry… (Longer shot of him and Jazz; now Pipp enters.) …so ticklish!
(This shot picks out the pink bandolier that Jazz wears, loaded with beauty implements, as well as her deep pink hooves decorated with tiny stars. Pipp breaks into a bubbly giggle at the sight and trots over to the rest of her friends.)
Pipp: Don’t you ponies love it here at Mane Melody? (Next two lines overlap.)
Sunny: (nodding) Mmm-hmm!
Izzy: Yeah-huh!
(Rocky Riff, a pegasus stallion, turns to Zipp. Off-white coat; deep red mane/tail, both shading to yellow-orange near their ends and the former showing a streak in this color; yellow-orange wings; deep red eyes and brows; white hooves. The right brow has a slight nick at its outer end, a beauty mark sits beneath the outer corner of that eye, and he wears a gold pendant shaped as an electric guitar on a thin chain around his neck. His movements during the following exchange reveal a cutie mark of a comb surrounded by gold sparkles, its handle ending in a music note.)
Rocky: (flipping the mane-dryer dome up off Zipp’s head) What’s wrong, Zipp? (He circles to her other side and whips out a mane brush.) Not a fan of Mane Melody?
Zipp: No, no. It’s awesome. Pipp has done a great job here. (Pipp gasps happily and whirls the chair to face her as Rocky steps away.)
Pipp: You really think so?
Zipp: Yeah, I do. And, hey. I’m sorry if I haven’t been helping out. My mind’s just on other things.
Pipp: Like the Crystals?
Zipp: Something weird is going on.
Pipp: Ugh! You worry too, too much. (Close-up of Zipp.)
Zipp: But if something happens to those crystals, we’ll lose magic again for good. Then it’ll be no more flying, and— (Both again on the next line.)
Pipp: (quickly) Sis-sis-sis-sis-sis-sis-sis. (normal cadence) You need to chill. Nothing is going to happen.
(She uncorks a shrill whistle and flies to the front end of the room. The wall is painted and styled in shades of yellow and purple to resemble a giant boom box, with a small stage projecting from the central portion where the cassette deck might be. A gold-plated microphone and stand are set up here, and Jazz and Rocky have taken up positions behind and to either side of it. The red carpet ends at the front edge of the stage, and stereo speakers are stacked up to flank the entire arrangement, which is topped by a copy of Pipp’s cutie mark sandwiched between a crown and a giant pair of eighth notes. Zoom in slowly.)
Pipp: (landing behind mic) We’ve got our friends back, we’ve got magic back, and we’ve got…
Pipp, Jazz, Rocky: (harmonizing) …mu-u-u-u-usic!
Pipp: At Mane Melody…
Jazz: (singing)…we sing…
Rocky: …while we style. (Hitch has now joined Sunny/Izzy/Zipp, all out of their chairs.)
Sunny, Hitch, Izzy: Pipp, Pipp, hooray!
Pipp: (into mic, amplified) This one goes out to my paranoid big sis Zipp.
(Cut to said big sis, visibly caught out by the jibe, on the end of this. Her face falls as the lights dim and an image of a curling music staff, notes, and treble clef sign is projected onto one wall. The yellow portions of the stage setup glow brightly, as does the backdrop directly behind the three singers, and a mirrored disco ball can be seen hanging from the ceiling.)
[Animation goof: The mane-dryer chairs are now positioned much closer to the stage than they were originally shown.]
Energetic pop melody with synth/drums and brass accents, fast 4 (D minor)
Jazz, Rocky: Shoop, shoop, uh-huh [Hey!] Shoop, shoop
Shoop
Pipp: I know you’re feeling like there’s something wrong
But don’t you worry, I have just the song for you
(Notes are projected on the floor as well; all but Hitch start to enjoy the spectacle.)
Jazz: Mmm-hmm (Pipp giggles.) You-u-u
Pipp: So kick those hooves up in this comfy chair
(Loop above the stage; outside, passing ponies take note of the show.)
And you’ll forget about those cares in a minute or two, yeah
(She begins to leave a faint sparkly contrail behind herself.)
That’s what you’ll do-o-o
F major
Jazz: You’ve got a lot on your mane, and that’s kind of tragic
But with a little bit of caring and a touch of magic
Rocky: You’ll feel brand-new
Instruments gradually drop out to a cappella
And you’ll forget what’s been troubling you
(Pipp rejoins them on the stage, then marches out from it.)
All instruments in
Pipp: So put your hooves up high ’cause we’re feeling all right [Hey!]
(The ponies outside are now bobbing their heads to the beat.)
Every day is awesome in the Maretime Bay
(Zipp finds herself surrounded by four friends dancing in rhythm.)
So put your hooves up, put your hooves up [Hey!]
(flying back to stage)
Everything
A cappella
Is gonna be okay
Song ends
(She tips a wink to an incredulous Zipp as the lights come up.)
Zipp: You don’t get it, do you? We can’t just sing a song and ignore everything! If we lose magic this time, we may never get it back again! (voice breaking) And it’ll be our fault. (Cut to Izzy on the next line.)
Izzy: What is she talking about? (To Sunny on the next.)
Sunny: Lose magic?
Hitch: Whose fault?
(The group’s downhearted ruminations are interrupted by a thud from outside that shakes the entire building. All five fly/gallop for the doors; cut to just outside as they emerge to find a tumble of half-dazed, groaning equines on the opposite side of the trolley tracks.)
Pipp: (gasping) Are you ponies okay?
(A pegasus mare, Windy, gets woozily to her hooves as Sunny crosses to her. From this angle: light pink coat shading to near-white just above light pinkish-violet hooves; short, pink-streaked red mane/tail; pink wings tipped with red feathers; light red eyes with brows to match her mane.)
Sunny: What happened, Windy?
Windy: I-I don’t know. I was just flying along, and the next thing I knew, I was down here on the ground!
(By this point, the other ponies in the pile—three, all stallions—have managed to get vertical. Two are blond earth ponies, one wearing sunglasses, while the third is a dark gray unicorn who speaks up next. During the following exchange, Windy’s cutie mark becomes visible as a stylized violet wing tipped with darker feathers.)
Unicorn stallion: Yeah, me too—because you fell on us!
Windy: (cringing) I’m so sorry, everypony! I’m normally such a good flyer.
Posey: (arriving on scene; zoom in slowly) Clearly she’s not! This is what I’ve been saying—what everypony’s been thinking. If pegasi and unicorns can’t be respectful, then they shouldn’t be allowed to use their magic in Maretime Bay.
Shades: She’s right!
Unicorn stallion: I’m not sure… (The other earth pony speaks up in a “surfer dude” accent.)
Surfer: Yeah! No more magic! (Zoom in slowly on Posey.)
Posey: It isn’t fair! We earth ponies don’t get any magic, and then the ponies that do have it don’t even know how to use it! (bitterly) Or they use it to prank us.
Shades: Yeah, Posey’s right1
Surfer: I agree! (Cut to Sunny and company.)
Sunny: Everypony, wait! (To Posey on the next line.)
Posey: (scoffing) And now they want to ruin our special earth pony holiday too! (Sunny’s side.)
Sunny: That’s not true!
Izzy: We want it to be the best day ever! (To Posey’s side on the following; zoom out slowly.)
Shades: Well, then, Maretime Bay Day should be magic-free!
Surfer: Like it’s always been! (An onlooker, Dahlia, chips in.)
Dahlia: A no-fly zone!
Posey: Or we’re not coming.
(Dahlia, recall, was one of the two mares who greeted Hitch in Act One of A New Generation. Earth pony; light pink coat with white belly and socks over gray hooves; light violet eyes; pale green brows and straight mane/tail; deep pink scarf; cutie mark not immediately visible.)
(The sky begins to rumble with thunder and fill with foreboding dark clouds during these last four lines, but none of the ponies in her contingent take notice until a flash of lightning spooks a gasp from all five throats. They break for cover, leaving Sunny and company to stare confusedly up at this bizarre turn of weather, and Hitch’s “squad” huddles beneath him for shelter. Worry etches itself clearly onto Sunny’s face as the camera zooms in on her.)
Act Three
(Dissolve to the upper reaches of the Brighthouse, zooming in, then cut to the group in the lantern room on the start of the next line.)
Zipp: (pacing) I think I finally know what’s happening to magic—why it’s glitching.
Sunny: You do?
Zipp: It’s the Crystals! They might be…powered by ponies!
Hitch: Whaaaaat?
Zipp: Okay. Check this out. Pipp, when we were fillies, I used to steal Mom’s chocolate-dipped cherries and blame it on you.
Pipp: (indignantly, gasping deeply) I knew it! You got me grounded, like, twelve times!
Zipp: Yeah, yeah. And guess what? I don’t like karaoke. It’s the worst! Ugh! (Another gasp from Pipp.)
Izzy: Hey, you take that back! (on verge of tears) Karaoke is a fun activity for every age and skill level!
Sunny: Zipp’s allowed to like what she likes. Just because we enjoy something doesn’t mean she has to.
Hitch: (casually) Sunny, there is no need to get all huffy about it. Izzy was just trying to stand up for Pipp.
Sunny: Don’t call me huffy!
Hitch: (groaning) I didn’t call you huffy, I said you were being huffy. There’s a difference and—
(During this last line, the camera cuts to Zipp as she steps closer to the Crystals, putting her in an ideal position to see them fizzle and jitter. Back to him, then to them again, as he lets the explanation drop in favor of the next word.)
Hitch: (gobsmacked) Whoa…
(All five get a good hard look at the artifacts and the sputtering Pris-Beam.)
Sunny: (to Zipp) You…you were right!
Izzy: So when ponies aren’t treating each other with kindness…
Pipp: …when we aren’t vibing…
Zipp: …the Crystals get weaker, and the more unstable magic becomes in Equestria!
Sunny: Which causes pegasi to lose their flight and fall on other ponies!
Hitch: And unicorns to drop stuff onto sand castles!
Pipp: And weather changes! (Gasp.) Like a rando thunderstorm?
Zipp: Yep, everything is all outta whack. (The Crystals settle down.)
Sunny: I wonder if this had anything to do with why the Crystals were separated all those years ago. (Groan.) Or why I still can’t seem to figure out my alicorn magic.
Zipp: I don’t know. I want to find out. But if we want to keep magic in Equestria, first we need to get everypony back on the same page. (Zoom out slowly.)
Sunny: Zipp’s right. We can’t give up. We can still make Bay Day the celebration it’s supposed to be.
Izzy: A day of friendship!
Pipp: (hovering, singing) And harmony!
Hitch: Yeah!
Izzy: Yeah!
Zipp: Yeah!
Pipp: Let’s do it!
(Cut to a point at the center of the group’s rough circle, each extending a front hoof into view and piling them up.)
All five: (from o.s.) Hoof to heart!
(Dissolve to a close-up of one window in the Brighthouse, seen from inside, and zoom out to the sound of chirping birds beyond the stained glass. Izzy comes into view, sleeping the wrong way around in her bed; she blinks her way into wakefulness and jumps clear with an excited gasp.)
Izzy: It’s here!
(In no time flat, she is scat-singing her way across the shared bedroom, waking first Sunny and then Pipp. Neither of these two wears her usual accessory—saddlebag or tiara, respectively.)
Izzy: The big day is here!
(The pop star lets off an expansive yawn; now she moves to Zipp’s bed.)
Izzy: The big day is here!
(The athlete sits up with a yawn and stretch; cut to the lantern room as she approaches the Crystals and sighs deeply.)
Zipp: Don’t worry. I got you.
(The front entrance; she flies out, followed closely by Pipp on hoof and then Sunny. The latter two have now fully geared up.)
Izzy: (stepping to doors) Sunny! Sunny, wait!
(The earth pony arrests her momentum beneath an overcast morning sky and turns back to the unicorn, who floats out a wrapped present from behind her back.)
Izzy: Happy Maretime Bay Day! (To Sunny as she finishes.)
Sunny: We don’t usually exchange gifts. (Back to Izzy on the next line.)
Izzy: I know, but just open it.
(Her infectious smile is all the prompting Sunny needs to plunk the package on the ground and attack its covering vigorously. A few rips of paper, a bow pulled free in teeth and dropped, and her eyes widen in purest surprise.)
Sunny: It’s…it’s the lantern my dad made for me!
(Cut to her perspective of it, held in her hooves, as she finishes. It has been given a new coat of purple paint and a full polishing on all the exposed metal, and the wind-up key and the pony cutouts on the vertical frame bars have been removed. A glass housing has been added to join the upper and lower portions of the frame and protect a newly installed, warmly glowing light bulb, and a handle has been attached to the upper portion, which bears a carving of the assembled Crystals.)
Sunny: I-I-I thought it was beyond repair! (Back to her on the end of this, lifting it; Izzy crosses to her.) Thank you so much, Izzy!
Izzy: Sometimes when you add a little bit of magic, you can fix anything.
Sunny: You’re right. Now let’s go add some magic to today and fix this.
Izzy: (nodding) Mmm-hmm!
(Cut to a Maretime Bay side street that has been fully kitted out for the festival: balloons, booths, banners, lively music in the background, and so forth. The camera roves along the block toward the shore as ponies wander from one attraction to another. One earth pony receives a unicorn plush toy as a prize for winning a game, while another recoils from a line of three wreaths that includes one built of irregularly shaped rocks/crystals and another studded with spoons and flowers. There are plenty of unicorns and pegasi in attendance. Izzy shifts her attention from her friends and her levitated ice cream cone to point across the crowd.)
Izzy: Oh, look, look, look! Ponies showed up after all! (breathlessly) And there’s the Queen!
(Cut to Haven on the end of this, descending gracefully to the pavement and flanked by Thunder and Zoom. Cloudpuff weaves in and out through the trio as cheers and applause drift in their direction.)
Izzy: (waving, trotting to her) Hello, Your Majestic-ness! (Pipp looks up from her phone and gasps happily.)
Pipp: Mom!
(She follows Izzy’s lead. Zipp shares exactly none of her sister’s enthusiasm, instead cringing mightily and galloping off in search of a good hiding place. Dissolve to Sunny and Hitch, standing in front of a cluster of booths and food carts set up on the trolley tracks, and zoom in slowly as they wave to passersby.)
Sunny: Happy Maretime Bay Day, everypony! Welcome!
Hitch: (aside, to her) So far, so good.
Sunny: (aside, to him) Now we just gotta keep it up.
Dahlia: (from o.s., disdainfully) Spoons in the wreaths?
(They glance in the direction of her voice; cut to a spot just off to one side and pan to her, Posey, and Mayflower—the other earth pony mare who greeted Hitch in Act One of A New Generation. Seen from the neck up: older than the other two; pale tan coat; brown eyes; brows nearly the same shade as the coat; short, curly, gray-green mane. The pan picks out Dahlia’s cutie mark as a wrapped present.)
Dahlia: (scoffing) Yuck.
(Cut to just behind the three; they are studying the three wreaths seen a moment ago.)
Dahlia: I liked the old decorations better. (They trot away past Sunny/Hitch.)
Posey: I could not agree more.
(Their exit frames Mayflower’s short tail, the white socks over her brown hooves, and her beaded necklace. Sunny’s face falls at Posey’s pronouncement. Cut to an extreme close-up of the upper portion of a sand castle on the beach. Izzy’s horn rises slowly into view behind it, followed by the rest of her marveling expression.)
Izzy: Ohhhhhh!
(Longer shot; she is inspecting the creations of ponies old and young.)
Izzy: Ooh…oh! Ooooh! Wow!
(Zoom out quickly; this last one, built by Windy, is a replica of the Brighthouse that stands at least three times the height of any other. Having already stuck two leaves in the pinnacle to stand for the wings, she plants a seashell upright between them as a stand-in for the topmost statue of the Crystals. She touches down on the sand as an elderly unicorn stallion floats a statue into her grasp—this is a competition he has been judging, and she has taken first place. The statue consists of a plastic shovel on a base with blade up, accented by a gold seashell, and a pair of side handles. The crowd does not take the decision particularly well, judging from the swell of grumbling, and Dahlia, Mayflower, and Posey take notice and become suitably affronted. Cut to a patch of sand just in front of Windy as Dahlia and Posey plant their hooves in view, Dahlia clearing her throat.)
Mayflower: (from o.s.) Hey! (Head-on view of the trio.)
Posey: Pegasi have an unfair advantage!
(Windy whirls to face her, the trophy now balanced on her back, but the accusation is already ruining the mood up and down the beach. A lightning strike and thunderclap from the gloomy skies throw a scare into the crowd; cut to Pipp and Zipp, who have reached the site and are staring upward with clear consternation toward the darkening clouds.)
Zipp: Hmmm…
(Cut to a stretch of booths in Maretime Bay proper, panning down the block, then cut to an extreme close-up of a very green ice cream scoop being loaded into a cone which is then floated away in a cloud of unicorn magic. The recipient is Shades.)
Shades: Moss ice cream?
(One lick, and he lets his tongue loll out with a noise of disgust, passes the cone back to the vendor who supplied it, and trots imperiously away. Zoom out; three other ponies are taste-testing their treats while standing around a trash can. One is an earth pony stallion with a carrot hot dog; a second is an earth pony mare with a hat and moss ice cream, and the last is a pegasus mare with sunglasses and a glimmerberry tart. All three are quick to voice their revulsion and throw the food out, but the unicorn stallion who got flattened by Windy darts in to catch the tart.)
Unicorn stallion: Waste not, want not!
(He gleefully scarfs it down, then jams his whole face into the receptacle to gorge himself on the other discards as a strong wind kicks up. A short pan frames two earth ponies toting servings of cotton candy and clearly repulsed by this bit of secondhand gluttony. One of them is Sweets, the Canterlogic employee earth pony mare seen in A New Generation; she is no longer wearing her shirt collar and necktie. She voices a cry of disgust but quickly forgets it in light of the treat she is carrying; before she can take a bite, though, a sudden violent gust strips it away from both her and the stallion accompanying her.)
Sweets, Companion: Huh? (The two cones swirl away into the tumult overhead.)
Pipp: Oh, no!
(She tenses for a takeoff, leaps—and fails to clear even her own height before her wings crackle and short out, dropping her back to the roadbed. A few more flaps prove similarly useless.)
Pipp: My wings won’t work!
(Close-up of Hitch on the end of this, from the shoulders up. His heroic gallop gets him exactly nowhere, and a tilt down to ground level discloses the reason—all four hooves are stuck in pools of sparkly purple glop.)
Hitch: Neither will my hooves!
(Sunny spots three other earth ponies, straining to get their own hooves out of this muck. One is Shades, while another is a different hat-wearing mare.)
Mare voice 2: (in distance) HEEEEELP!!
Hat mare 1: Our hooves are stuck! (They snap loose as Zipp returns.) What’s going on?
Zipp: The glitches! They’re getting worse!
(Cut to a two-level stage flanked by banks of speakers styled as the vertical arms of an upright horseshoe. Two curving ramps lead from the lower level to the ground, and the whole is topped by a giant pink heart. Sunny puts her head out from the wings to scope out the crowd, then ducks out of sight; cut to the backstage area as she turns to Pipp. Izzy is here as well.)
Sunny: Are you sure you want to do this? Nothing has gone to plan today.
Pipp: (resolutely) I have to give it my best shot. We still need all the positivity we can get, right?
(Zipp slips in, holding the white/gold lucky microphone she flew home to get in the prologue.)
Zipp: Maybe this will help. (She drops it onto Pipp’s hoof.)
Pipp: (gasping ecstatically) My lucky mic! (The elder sister flips a smirk and walks off.) Okay. (singing) Ohhhh, yeahhhh… (Buzz the lips, then speak.) Yes, we’re ready! All right. (singing) Showtiiime! (She lifts off.)
Izzy: (waving) Break a hoof, Pipp! (Sunny walks toward the curtain.) But not really. (whispering) Actually, be really careful.
(The stage again; Sunny emerges amid the escalating winds.)
[Animation goof: The stage now has a third, straight ramp extending from its center to the ground. This will vanish later.]
Sunny: Everypony, please welcome pop star Princess Pipp Petals to sing the brand-new Maretime Bay Day song!
(Cut to the pegasus on the end of this, descending to land next to her. The audience’s general reaction is a mix of puzzlement and discontent, but they all fall silent when Haven pops up at the back, hovering and carrying Cloudpuff.)
Haven: That’s my daughter!
(The mare of the moment inflates her lungs, but the next words douse her fire in short order.)
Dahlia: (from o.s.) We want to hear the real Maretime Bay song—
(Cut to her, Mayflower, Posey, and a knot of others whose opinions of non-earth ponies have soured.)
Dahlia: —sung by an earth pony! (Fresh grumbles; the hatted mare who threw her food away is heard next.)
Hat mare 2: This isn’t right!
(She is soon lost amid a wave of slowly advancing quadrupeds, but they stop short upon noticing the black clouds that are rapidly blotting out the sky. A series of lightning strikes sets some of them to bugging out, and the next salvo traces its way down the Pris-Beam issuing from the Brighthouse. Cut to a close-up of the Crystals and zoom in as they take one hit…then another…and a third that opens an ugly fissure across the glittering surfaces. Hitch and Izzy gallop out onto the stage to join Sunny and Pipp, the stallion having freed his hooves from the magical mess anchoring them to the ground; Zipp flies out and touches down with them as Pipp sets her microphone down; zoom in slowly.)
Hitch: Hey, be nice! Sheriff’s orders!
Hat mare 1: Are you on their side?
Zipp: There are no sides! (More lightning shreds the sky.)
Sunny: We know that magic returning hasn’t been easy for everypony, that Equestria is really different, but…that’s a good thing! It’s so much better now that— (Lightning.) —whoa! (staring past crowd) No, no, no!
(Long shot of the Brighthouse and its jittering Pris-Beam under the meteorological onslaught.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) Th-The magic! It’s dying!
(Hitch’s attention is wrenched away by a bolt striking his office just above the front entrance.)
Hitch: (gasping in fright) Eggy!
(He bolts away just before another one lances into the ground at the center of the arc formed by the stage ramps. Instead of leaving a scorch mark, it creates a hole lined in glimmering, deep purple light that slowly begins to expand.)
Haven: (pointing) What is that thing?
Zipp: It’s some sort of void!
Sunny: Everypony, get back!
(Which they do in the form of a screaming, pell-mell retreat. One after another, though, the earth ponies find their hooves adhering to the ground.)
Hat mare 1: But we’re stuck!
Scarf mare: (to a unicorn mare) Let us go!
Unicorn mare: It’s not us!
(Lightning blasts a tree to pieces; now Posey tries and fails to pull loose and turns to Windy.)
Posey: Can’t you ponies with magic do something? (Windy tires in vain to get aloft.)
Windy: Our magic isn’t working!
(The magic sinkhole continues to expand, now taking up about the same area footprint as the stage. Hitch has retrieved the egg he has been tending from his office, but now has three hooves glued down as he carries it in a foreleg. He lets off a cry of fear.)
Hitch: I do not like this! (A newspaper smacks him in the face.) No! (Shake it loose.) I do not!
(The expanding perimeter takes the ground out from beneath Posey’s hooves as Windy attempts to free her, and both drop in with a scream.)
Sunny: Posey! Windy! No! (to herself) Come on, alicorn magic! Work!
Zipp: But the magic! I-It’s gone! (Close-up of Sunny.)
Sunny: Then I’ll have to try without it! (steeling herself) I’m going in!
Izzy: Not without us!
(Her horn sputters a bit, but she gets it to turn over and stay energized.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) That’s it! (Cut to her.) The magic will come back to us if we can work together! (to the crowd) Come on, unicorns! Come on, pegasi!
(Cut to one of each standing near a trapped stallion.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Help the earth ponies!
(The first two rush to the third and put muscle power to work against the adhesive; elsewhere; Izzy pops another one free with her revived magic and Pipp/Zipp get Hitch’s hooves unstuck.)
Zipp: It’s working! (Hitch peels out.) You got this, Sunny!
Izzy: It’s too dark in there! (floating the repaired lantern toward Sunny) Take this!
(She gets it halfway across the gap before her horn fizzles out and gravity takes hold. The action shifts to slow motion as it drops into the hole and Sunny pivots for a desperate leap after it. Teeth click firmly onto the handle, and normal speed resumes with her headlong plunge through the windblown debris and the other three mares’ helpless stares into the abyss. Sunny keeps her jaws locked onto the metal as if holding on for dear life; her cutie mark flares white, and wisps of golden energy begin to float up from both her body and the lantern, whose brightness has grown considerably. Her ethereal horn and wings pop into existence, her saddlebag vanishes, and she shifts the lantern from mouth to foreleg and gets flapping. Posey and Windy drop screaming into the lightless depths; finding herself unable to close the gap by flying alone, Sunny gathers herself and sends out a large magical bubble to envelop and stop them.)
(Up on the surface, the earth ponies have regained their mobility thanks to the efforts of the other two tribes. All marvel at the sight of the bubble rising out of the sinkhole and depositing Posey and Windy on the pavement before it dissipates, but there is no immediate sign of…)
Izzy: Sunny?
(After a second or two that might be a week, a shaft of sparkling rainbow light slashes into the gloomy sky from down below and Sunny follows it up in a burst of golden motes, no longer carrying the lantern. The hole swiftly contracts and seals itself as the beam breaks, its remnants arcing through the clouds and pouring into the top of the Brighthouse. Cut to a pan through the shared bedroom, whose walls manifest the green vine-like patterns that Zipp saw on the lantern room windows in Act Two, then to a close-up and slow zoom in on the now-intact Crystals. The tendrils appear around them as well but quickly fade away, whereupon the artifacts emit an almighty blast of green sparks and the vines start to trace down the outside walls and across the lawn. The growths rapidly spread through the streets of Maretime Bay proper, kindling green glows on the newly freed hooves of every earth pony they reach under a quickly clearing sky. Hitch giggles as he gets a dose of the new magic.)
Hitch: That tickles!
(A cardboard box in the street is flipped away to reveal his “squad,” who have taken cover under it along with one of the rabbit-eared guinea pigs he first encountered on the road to Zephyr Heights in A New Generation. The four critters cross to the Sheriff, chirping and clicking happily.)
Hitch: I know, I know! I totally agree with everything you guys are saying. (His eyes pop as an idea occurs to him.) Did you just…talk? Did I just…understand you? (mind blown) Whaaaaaat?
(He has hunched down to their level by the time he finishes. The bird that habitually wears an empty tin can on its head chirps and gesticulates vigorously.)
Hitch: Wow, that’s a lot of information: (straightening up) Well, nice to meet you, Kenneth. I’m Hitch.
(Kenneth cheeps a reply. Elsewhere, Posey and Windy regard one of the former’s green-glowing hooves with amazement. Posey then touches it to the ground, causing the magical vines to briefly appear amid a cloud of green sparks and smoke, which clears to reveal a cluster of flowers in full bloom and growing out of the stone road. Both mares are overjoyed at the result.)
Posey: Flower power?!
(A similar effort by a few other earth ponies regenerates the lightning-struck tree, and Sunny/Pipp/Zipp gather in around Hitch.)
Sunny: Earth pony magic?
Izzy: (hopping to them) But that’s never happened before!
Zipp: When we work together, maybe we can invent new magic.
Sunny: You’re right, Zipp. Actually, you were right about everything. I’m sorry I didn’t believe you. I should’ve been a better friend and listened. (crossing to Zipp) I was just so focused on hoping magic was okay that I lost sight of everything else. Can you forgive me?
Zipp: (smirking) Obviously. (Sunny laughs and the two embrace.)
Haven: (from o.s.) Zephyrina! There you are!
(She approaches, accompanied by Cloudpuff and trailed by Thunder and Zoom.)
Haven: My hoofness! What an ordeal! Gather your things. We need to hit the sky if we’re going to make it back to the palace by sundown.
Zipp: Mom! I’m not going back with you.
Haven: We agreed that you were to resume your studies. (Zoom in slowly on Zipp.)
Zipp: My place is here in Maretime Bay with my friends. I just need more time to figure things out. To investigate magic. To explore who I am before I take on my royal duty. (Cut to frame both.) And…you know what? (Haven smiles.) I think who I am is somepony who likes figuring things out.
Haven: Yes, you certainly are. (lifting Zipp’s chin) My little princess investigator.
Zipp: Mom, would you do me a favor?
Haven: Anything, darling. (Close-up of Zipp.)
Zipp: (hesitantly) Mmm—would you mind just calling me Zipp for now? (Both again on the next line.)
Haven: Of course…Zipp.
(Cloudpuff hustles across to Hitch and barks; he leans toward the little guy, not quite getting the gist of what has been said.)
Hitch: I’m sorry, it’s a what?
(Further yips prelude a wash of sparks around the egg he carries; it rattles mightily in his grip, and the shell cracks and bursts apart to reveal the occupant as a cooing baby dragon. Green hide on the body; darker stubby horns; lighter green underbelly and around the mouth; purple eyes; pinkish-red hide on the wings. Hitch gasps in delight at its emergence; cut to an overjoyed Sunny/Izzy, then to a close-up of the hatchling.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) A dragon? (All five.)
Sunny: But dragons haven’t been seen in Equestria for generations! (It snuggles against Hitch’s flank; next two lines overlap.)
Izzy: He’s so cute!
Pipp: Adorbs!
(It clambers up onto the Sheriff’s back, assisted by a twitch of his flank muscles. Zoom out slightly as a contrite Posey steps up.)
Posey: Hey, everypony. I just wanted to say…I’m sorry for the way I acted. I think I just felt…
Zipp: Left out?
Posey: (smiling) Yeah, exactly.
Sunny: We’ll make sure that doesn’t happen again. Right, guys?
(A chorus of affirmative responses from the other four; now Posey crosses to Pipp.)
Posey: Pipp, would you mind singing your new Maretime Bay song?
Pipp: I will on one condition— (pulling out her lucky microphone, offering it to Posey) —if you’ll sing it with me.
Posey: (taking it) I’ll do the harmony!
(They head for the stage. Dissolve to a long overhead shot of the area, all five mares lined up the stage and Sunny having dispelled her horn and wings, and zoom out as an inquisitive crowd begins to congregate. The view dissolves to a long shot of the entire town, appearing as a two-dimensional image projected like a slide in midair within a dimly lit chamber, and zoom out slowly to the sound of a throaty female voice uttering a scornful chuckle. The motion brings the speaker into view, seen from behind—at this angle, a winged mare with a deep purple coat and a long, gently curling mane/tail streaked in palest green and silver, the former cascading over both shoulders. A coiled braid encircles the base of each ear. The voice continues in a haughty tone and with a trace of a British accent.)
Throaty voice: Those little ponies finally figured out how to stabilize the magic. Took them long enough.
(Head-on view of the speaker, standing on an imposing gold/purple throne in a dark blue room with gold accents; the base of her horn matches her coat, fading to a lighter hue at the tip. The eyes are deep blue and framed by nearly black brows and sparkly violet shadow, the area around the nose/mouth is a slightly lighter hue than the rest of the body, and a steel band set with a stylized bird’s head encircles each leg just above the hoof. She is attended by a medium blue unicorn mare over whom she towers, whose mane/tail are tumbles of tightly corkscrewed strands in blue and green. The eyes are deep green under dark blue brows, and the horn matches the coat at its base while taking on a pinkish tinge near the tip. Branch-like projections extend upward from the floor to either side of the throne, as if serving as unlit torches, and something resembling a massive purple tree root stretches across the room behind the lot. The room is illuminated by sunlight through a cluster of blue stained-glass windows, a diffuse patch falling on her face. Zoom in slowly.)
Winged unicorn: And now that they have, it’s time to take back what is mine!
(Extreme close-up of her face, zooming in on one eye as she laughs exultantly, then dissolve to a long shot of the Brighthouse, its Pris-Beam fully restored. Inside, Zipp sticks a band poster on a wall in her portion of the shared bedroom; she is once again wearing the shoulder plate and foreleg pouch from the prologue. The camera is at floor level, aimed toward her back, and the walls are now clear of vines. One arm of an L-shaped desk is tucked in beneath her elevated bunk; on the other is a mannequin head styled after her own and wearing a visor—the one that Izzy designed for her in Tell Your Tale that is capable of night, thermal, and X-ray vision, its temples styled as lightning bolts.)
Izzy: (from o.s., stepping into view) It looks brilliant!
Zipp: You think so?
(Head-on view of the other four, the dragon riding in one pannier of a pair slung across Hitch’s back. Sunny’s horn and wings have dispelled themselves, and she is wearing her saddlebag.)
Pipp: We’re so glad you’re staying in Maretime Bay, Detective Zipp.
Zipp: Me too. We have a lot to learn about magic and how it works.
(During this line, she holds up something on a front hoof and the camera cuts briefly to a close-up of it—a gold pin shaped as a winged star, a circle overlaid on the central portion and containing a magnifying glass. She finishes by clipping it onto her pouch.)
Zipp: I’m just glad I’ll be here to figure it out with my best friends.
(Her perspective during this line, panning across the others; Izzy is levitating the string of beads from her mane as a plaything for the dragon. Stop on Sunny.)
Sunny: Well, I definitely still have a lot of questions. Like, why does my alicorn magic disappear?
Hitch: (now o.s.) Yeah! (Cut to him.) Like, why do I now have the magical power to understand every animal except for this adorable baby dragon? (He nuzzles and gets his nose grabbed in return.) Ow. Ow, ow.
Zipp: (from o.s.) Or… (Cut to her, pacing the room.) …where did magic come from? Who made the Crystals anyway? And how did they get separated? (Cut to a pensive Sunny; she continues o.s.) Why didn’t earth ponies have magic before?
Sunny: (smiling) Well, at least we already know one thing for sure.
Izzy: (gasping, leaning into view) What’s that? (The camera swivels to frame the whole group.)
Sunny: No matter what lies ahead, we’ll face it together.
(All cheer her confidence before the view dissolves to a close-up of the Crystals and then to a long shot of the Brighthouse and slow zoom out.)
(The Netflix production logo is displayed at their end, followed by lists of credits that name the staff and voice actors involved in dubbing the special into twenty-eight languages other than English. In order, these are: Arabic, Czech, Danish, German, Greek, Spanish (Latin America), Spanish (Spain), Finnish, French, Hebrew, Hindi, Croatian, Hungarian, Malay (Indonesia), Italian, Japanese, Malay (Malaysia), Norwegian, Dutch, Polish, Portuguese (Portugal), Portuguese (Brazil), Romanian, Russian, Swedish, Thai, Turkish, Vietnamese. Each list covers one screen except for Hindi, which spans two—the first in that language, the second in English. This practice will be followed for all subsequent episodes and specials within the Make Your Mark series.)
IZZY DOES IT
Written by Jim Martin
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Note: Background song lyrics are in parentheses; any marked with an exclamation
point are shouted rather than sung.
Prologue
(Opening shot: a stretch of peaceful daytime sky. The camera tilts down slowly to frame the Zephyr Heights royal palace and the city skyline as Kenneth—the can-wearing bird member of Hitch Trailblazer’s three-critter “squad”—wings into view high above the opulent architecture. He drops into a swooping dive along one misty canyon, flashing through a knot of cloud that briefly fills the screen; when the view clears, he has made it to Bridlewood and is looping above a few unicorns out to enjoy the fine weather. His trajectory carries him past the camera; behind him, the view wipes to a long shot of Maretime Bay. Zeroing in on the Crystal Brighthouse, he descends over its front lawn and comes to rest in close-up atop a pillow that is roughly at the same level as the top of the front doors. Zoom out quickly to the sound of cheerful singing; the pillow is the pinnacle of a most irregular sculpture being assembled by Izzy Moonbow from a mélange of random objects. On the next line, she straightens up from her rummaging around the base, showing her horn aglow and a pair of large round eyeglasses with slightly tinted lenses balanced on her nose. Her pincushion cutie mark is glowing brightly, nearly white.)
Izzy: And a little more of this— (knocking away a yarn ball) —and less of that
And this piece makes no sense
(extracting a spatula with her magic and flipping it so the handle points downward)
Unless it’s upside-down
(The utensil is stuck back into the structure.)
Izzy: Now we’re cooking!
(She lets off a mad-scientist laugh and promptly clambers up to the peak, spooking Kenneth away from his resting spot. He flies off as Zipp Storm flaps lazily into view, keeping an eye on the cell phone she carries. The pegasus gets a look at Izzy and stops, suddenly puzzled.)
Zipp: Hmmm…
(Cut to her perspective, situated behind Izzy and Hitch, who is coming up the front walk with the baby dragon that hatched at the end of Chapter One—later to be named as Sparky Sparkeroni—riding on his back. This angle gives her a good view of the unicorn’s mark, but neither its bearer nor the Sheriff is taking any notice. Ground level: Zipp lands next to him just in time for Kenneth to cheep inquisitively up his way.)
Hitch: Good question, Kenneth. Hey, Zipp, do you know what Izzy’s doing up there?
Zipp: Not a clue. (Sparky hops down and eagerly scrambles toward the tower.) Hitch…
(Cut to him, starting to climb up the base.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) …uh, what’s your dragon doing?
Izzy: This is gonna be the best birthday present for a friend I’ve ever made, because I finally have a friend and it’s her birthday!
(She floats a book up from a hidden cranny as Zipp lifts off; cut to the latter’s perspective, bringing up her phone in order to get a closer view of Izzy’s still-glowing mark with its camera.)
Izzy: Huh? (waving) Hi, Zipp!
(The added motion is enough to destabilize the entire creation. Back to Zipp, who gasps in fright; then to Sparky, who tumbles free with a yarn ball in his grip; then to Izzy falling away with a scream as gravity pulls her and the mishmash of materials down at last. She goes one way, her glasses another.)
Hitch: NOOOOOO!!
(Even before he can finish, his hooves flare green and the magical vines that first manifested on the walls of the lantern room in the Brighthouse during Chapter One take form around them and stretch along the walk. He finds himself being yanked most unceremoniously toward the building.)
Hitch: Whooaa!
Izzy: NOOOOOO!!
(Both yells end at the same moment as the vines stop him in the perfect position to break her fall—with his back rather than his hooves, driving him flat. His own mark lights up.)
Hitch, Izzy: Yes!
Zipp: Huh.
(Her perspective, aiming her phone at them to get a clear view of the stallion’s haunch. As she speaks, cut briefly to and from a close-up of her. The vines on the walk have now disappeared.)
Zipp: More glowing cutie marks—and random earth pony plant magic. (Side view of the haphazard tableau, zooming out slowly.) Also, somepony’s gonna have to clean this up.
(Snap to black.)
OPENING THEME
Act One
(Cut from the title card directly to the mess on the front lawn.)
Hitch: (out of breath) Don’t worry, Izzy. You’re safe now.
Izzy: I know. (standing up, stepping aside) I was just screaming, “NOOOOOO!!” because I lost my crafting glasses.
(The missing specs drop out of the air and land perfectly across her nose.)
Izzy: Double yes! (She starts to pace.)
Hitch: I wish I could figure out earth pony magic! (hefting himself upright) I don’t like how crazy it is. (Sparky leaps from the wreckage and lands on his back, flattening him again.)
Izzy: (sighing) But not triple yes. (floating glasses away; Hitch stands up) I didn’t get to finish my amazing Birthday Tower of Friendship for Sunny.
(With a listless kick at a tumbled item, she turns her back on the disarray and starts to exit the scene. The impact jolts a small object loose from what used to be the uppermost reaches; it bounces its way down the pile and through the air, the view shifting to a slow-motion close-up to frame it as a collection of small trinkets linked to form a bracelet. Normal speed resumes as this drops neatly onto Izzy’s horn, instantly reviving her spirits.)
Izzy: Accidentally awesome! (dramatically) It’s perfect!
(The sound of an opening door startles a gasp from the unicorn; cut to a visibly worried Sunny Starscout emerging from the Brighthouse.)
Sunny: Did anypony hear that? It shook the whole Crystal Brighthouse. (She stops short upon finding Izzy in her path.)
Izzy: Happy birthday, friend! (Gasp.) And happy first time saying “happy birthday, friend” to me. (floating bracelet off horn) I made you a present.
(By the time it lands on Sunny’s upraised hoof, one of the links has come undone and the thing has unwound itself.)
Sunny: (holding it up near one ear) Awww, Izzy… (The unicorn giggles; she clips it to hang from her mane.) …oh, this is the most amazing birthday present ever! (A brief hug, by leaning their necks across each other.) I need to show it off. (Gasp.) Want to go to the Maretime Bay Craft Fair?
Izzy: With my friend on her birthday? (hopping down walk) Of course I want to go to that!
(She gets no farther than a bound or two before having to stop for a low-speed chase—Sparky, wearing an overturned bucket nearly as big as he is, with Hitch in pursuit. The latter catches up to the former and knocks the vessel away, causing Sparky to topple to the grass and drop the yarn ball he has purloined.)
Hitch: All right! You two have fun! Sparky and I will clean up all… (losing steam, gesturing around himself) …this.
(Sparky drops the yarn with a disconsolate mumble as Sunny and Izzy trot giggling toward the town proper. Zipp drops to a hover just above the walk and fires up her phone to record a note.)
Zipp: (dictating) “One case solved. Hitch is going to clean all this up.”
Hitch: (pointedly) Zipp will help too, right? (pleadingly) Zipp?
Zipp: (woodenly, touching down) Okay, fine. (dictating, tucking phone away) “Reminder to Zipp—leave, and then take notes.”
(Sparky tries to follow the first half of this advice, but Hitch is quick to pull him back to the disaster area. Cut to the two non-winged mares on their way through the grassy outskirts.)
Sunny: Thank you again, Izzy. I love this custom mane-cessory so much.
Izzy: And I didn’t even know that’s what it was. How awesome is that?
Sunny: Better than awesome. It’s Izzy-tastic.
(They go laughing on their way, not noticing that Izzy’s cutie mark has once again flared up. Zoom out slowly as a head pops up in the foreground to gaze after them from a clump of bushes—medium blue coat, mane a tumble of blue/green strands in tight corkscrews. An extreme close-up and slow zoom in frames a pair of binoculars held up to the eyes, the lenses zooming in on the glowing emblem, after which the camera shifts to just behind this new figure again. The device is lowered, exposing a mare’s green eyes marked by faint birdcatcher spots. Taken together, all of these details mark the watcher as the unicorn mare glimpsed briefly in the darkened throne room at the end of Chapter One. Due to the low lighting, her spots were not visible at the time.)
(The unicorn, Misty, raises a small hexagonal compact in a gold case and speaks into it. Set into the inner surface of its lid is a mirror that displays not her face, but the eyes of the dark purple winged unicorn mare she had been attending in that throne room. She addresses herself to this image.)
Misty: It’s true! Magic has returned to Equestria like you said!
(The throaty, haughty, British-accented voice of the other mare—Opaline—comes through loud and clear.)
Opaline: Excellent. Then we shall proceed with our plan.
(Head-on view of Misty. A stylized, jeweled image of a winged unicorn can be seen on the open lid of the compact just before she clicks it shut and lowers it. She walks slowly toward the camera, an unpleasant smile stealing across her face. These motions clearly reveal the violet color of her hooves.)
(Dissolve to the bridge over Mane Street in Maretime Bay and tilt down to ground level. Izzy gallops into view, threading her way through the profusion of vendor stands that nearly choke the road.)
Izzy: (glancing around herself at the wares) Oh!…Ooooh… (planting haunches, skidding to a stop) …ooh!
(She giggles and bounds away past Sunny’s smoothie stand, earning a wave from its proprietor. An elderly earth pony stallion ambles up to the counter, a loaded cart parked just behind him.)
Elderly stallion: Howdy, Sunny. Got your smoothie parts you ordered. (Close-up of Sunny on the following.)
Sunny: Oh, great! Um, just drop them in the bin.
(A series of thuds sets the camera to shaking and startles her considerably. She turns toward the source; cut to just outside an open hatch at one end as she steps out to find a load of ridiculously oversized fruits and vegetables that have been dumped out here. Most of them are at least as large as she is in one dimension or another. Zoom out slowly.)
Sunny: Earth pony magic just keeps getting…bigger!
(Her slightly forced chuckle is followed by a cut to Izzy trotting merrily among the stands and taking in all she can.)
Izzy: Wow, look at that! Oh, and that!
(She runs into Pipp Petals from behind, jolting the pegasus out of the moment’s rapport with her phone.)
Izzy: Pipp!
Pipp: Izzy!
Izzy: You knew about the Craft Fair too?
Pipp: It’s the only place to be. That’s what I’ve been saying on my socials.
(A beep, and the view has shifted to that through her phone’s camera, with emojis scrolling past on one side to summarize her followers’ opinion of her words. As she speaks, the view blinks to a slow pan across the street, picking out samples of the items she describes and finally stopping on Izzy.)
Pipp: That’s right, everypony! The Maretime Bay Mane Street Craft Fair is the only place to be for the hottest craftables, wearables, and snackables. Tell them, Izzy.
Izzy: Uh, couldn’t say it better myself—’cause I don’t remember what you said.
(Another blink brings the action back to the here and now.)
Pipp: Aaaand… (tapping screen) …post! (They begin walking; she stows the phone.) So, are you here to shop or browse or—
(She trails off into a lung-bursting gasp, freezing in her tracks and throwing out a foreleg to arrest the unicorn’s momentum.)
Pipp: Oh…my…hoofness!
(She flaps ahead; cut to her perspective, phone raised to catch an extreme close-up of Sunny’s new mane decoration. On the next line, zoom out to frame her behind the smoothie stand counter and wrestling with a strawberry the size of a beach ball.)
Pipp: What is Sunny wearing? (It is crammed into a blender; Izzy pops up in the fore.)
Izzy: The birthday present I made her! (hushed) It was a bracelet, but she put it in her mane. So it’s that now.
(Back to her and Pipp, the latter having lowered her phone.)
Pipp: (singsong) It’s everythi-i-ing! I’m calling it “This mane-cessory is the trend of the day.” (Beep; close-up of her on its screen.) Come on down to the Craft Fair and get one for yourself, Pippsqueaks.
(As she finishes, the phone-camera view cuts to Sunny, who fetches the blender one last thump and loses her balance. The orange mare takes a yelping tumble to the floor of her stand, but straightens up with a giggle and a steel mixing cup jammed on her head. Cut to Izzy and Pipp again, the pop star showing her phone to the maker.)
Pipp: Look at all of these likes, Izzy!
(Their perspective of the screen on the end of this, showing an extreme close-up of the gift. Tilt up from it to frame the stand and its properly sorted-out operator, who quickly finds a fair number of potential customers coming her way.)
Pipp: And look at that.
(The pair again, Pipp fully engrossed in her phone and not entirely catching Izzy’s uneasy little giggle and hard swallow. Cut to the entrance hall of the Brighthouse, the front doors standing wide open, as Hitch pushes an empty wheeled bin up the front ramp and inside.)
Hitch: So you know how my hooves glowed when the ground moved, and then I heroically saved Izzy? (Zipp passes him, pushing a full one.)
Zipp: (scoffing) Heroically.
Hitch: Good, that’s how I remember it too. (Sparky toddles after him.) You think that all of this earth pony magic stuff is safe, right?
(By the time he finishes speaking, both of them have reached a closet whose door is open, revealing an assortment of boxes and items stacked nearly to the ceiling. The camera shifts to point out at them over the loaded containers and zooms in slowly.)
Zipp: Of course. You earth ponies can grow plants with your hooves. How could that be bad? (Hitch grabs a wooden fork in his teeth and jams it into a yarn ball in a box.) But I’m still investigating what else our powers can do.
(After they have both cleared the area, Sparky climbs up and begins to dig through this same box, first tossing an alphabet block to the floor and then dragging the whole thing out of place. Cut to Hitch and Zipp near the bins, the little guy toting a huge load of knickknacks past behind them and going unnoticed on the following.)
Zipp: I do know one thing’s for sure. (pulling him close, showing him her phone) Whenever anypony’s sparkle really starts to shine…
(He manages a “Huh?” under this last, after which the camera cuts to the pegasus’ perspective. The screen shows a photo of three earth ponies registering great surprise at the flowers that have sprouted around their hooves, and a swipe brings up Izzy levitating an assortment of items in preparation for teatime. The cutie marks of all four depicted equines have gone incandescent.)
Zipp: …your cutie mark glows. (Back to the pair; Sparky continues his unauthorized unpacking.)
Hitch: But why? (He fishes up a roll of cloth in his teeth…)
Zipp: Still a mystery. (…and carries it o.s.; zoom in slowly.) I can’t wait to figure it out. (Cut to Hitch, at the closet, on the next line. Sparky has emptied all the boxes.)
Hitch: Can you figure out why everything we just put away isn’t put away?
(Joining him as he finishes, Zipp pokes him roughly in the chest and points back across the entrance hall in time with Sparky’s cheerful gabbling. Now the Sheriff gets an eyeful of his scaly little ward hauling out a batch of bits and bobs—and starting to build his own version of Izzy’s Birthday Tower of Friendship.)
Hitch: (gasping, shocked) Sparky Sparkeroni! That’s not helping.
Zipp: (smirking) Sparky Sparkeroni?
Hitch: (chuckling) Yep. Named him myself. Good, huh?
(“Sparkeroni” is pronounced as a rough rhyme for “macaroni.” The hatchling abruptly ends his tinkering by sitting down on the floor and starting to cry.)
Hitch: (baby talk) This baby dwagon needs a nap. (to Zipp, normal tone) You want to keep putting this stuff away while I tuck him in? (He tosses the roll of fabric to her.)
Zipp: (catching it) Huh?
Hitch: Thanks.
(She lets off an annoyed grumble as he crosses to pick up Sparky, who calms down and conks out the instant he is laid down across the Sheriff’s back. Zipp watches them depart while deploying her phone.)
Zipp: Ugh… (dictating) “Another mystery to solve. How do I always end up cleaning up?”
(Cut to Mane Street, where Sunny is serving up a smoothie order for Toots, one of the Canterlogic employees seen in A New Generation. She has disposed of the giant strawberry that was giving her trouble earlier.)
Sunny: Here you go. (He takes a slurp.)
Toots: Your smoothies are the best! (Chuckle.) What’s your secret? (Drink again; Izzy eases her head up from behind the counter.)
Sunny: Well, first, I take a really big strawberry, and then—
Izzy: (whispering) Pssst! Sunny! (She yanks Sunny down.)
Sunny: Whoa!
(Both end up hunkered behind the counter.)
Sunny: Izzy, why are you hiding?
Izzy: (whispering) Shhh, shhh, shhh! Pipp told everypony how great the gift I made for you is, and now everypony wants one!
Sunny: Isn’t that a good thing?
Izzy: (normal volume) No! I made that one for you! It was lightning in a glue bottle! What if I can’t make another one?
Sunny: Awww, you don’t have to be afraid to share your special talents with everypony. (Pipp leans in over the counter.)
Pipp: Riiiiight? We pegasi always say, “Let your creativity fly-y-y!”
(This last word is delivered as a held-out note with a flutter of wings, and is immediately followed by a giggle and a garb at the blue-maned mare’s shoulders to haul her bodily over the counter.)
Pipp: Come on, I’ll show you.
Izzy: Whoa!
(Cut to a long shot of the stand and the group, seen from an elevated vantage point through a pair of binoculars, then cut to Misty keeping watch on the tableau from the bridge over Mane Street. Zoom in slowly; she lowers the lenses, aims one last squint-eyed glare toward the scene, then drops from sight behind the side wall. A nearby onlooker stallion registers a degree of puzzlement upon seeing her take cover.)
Onlooker: Huh?
(The tip of Misty’s horn rises into view and starts to bob along, marking her exit.)
Act Two
(Cut to street level; Izzy plods glumly past the stands as Pipp hovers alongside.)
Pipp: Oh, you’re over-thinking it, Izz. You don’t have to make anything new. You just make the same thing, but better.
Izzy: (starting to catch on) Like…I just have to copy myself?
Pipp: Yeah! But add a twist. (flying ahead, landing on a small stage) That’s what I do with my songs—like this one!
(She brings out her phone and taps the screen as Izzy and a trio of fillies gather in. One is Glory, a pale blue pegasus; a second is Peach Fizz, a yellow-orange unicorn; the third is Seashell, a pale violet earth pony.)
Staccato synthesizer chords with bass drum, brisk 4 (G flat major)
(She rises high above the stage, then slowly descends.)
Pipp: First things first, you gotta look for the spark
That bit of magic way deep down in your heart [Hey!]
Full synth and percussion in
(She arcs over to a unicorn mare, who passes a field-held rose to her.)
You gotta follow your beat [beat, beat]
And then soon you will see [see, see]
(Now Pipp hugs Seashell and Izzy perks up.)
You won’t have that far to go until your song starts to grow
All you need is your beat [your beat, your beat]
(Glory and Peach find themselves gathered into the pop star’s fluffy wings and begin to keep time, marching in place.)
All you need is your groove [groove, groove] [Hey, come on!]
To get them stomping their hooves [hooves, hooves]
And then the next thing you’ll know, imagination will flow
(Return to the stage.)
All you need is your beat, all you need is your beat
All you need is your beat [Whoo!]
Music winds down to nothing
[Ba-da-da, ba-da-da]
Song ends
(Applause.)
Pipp: (slightly out of breath) So, what do you think? Do you like the song?
Izzy: Pssh! Are you kidding? It’s exactly like the last one, but better.
Pipp: (scoffing good-naturedly) Yeah, well, what can I say? I know my brand.
Izzy: And now I know what I have to do! (planting front hooves on edge of stage) But I’m gonna need to go to the Crystal Brighthouse for supplies!
Pipp: Oh! I’ll go too. (lifting off) I need to write a new hit!
(Izzy is quick to follow. Cut to a long shot of the Brighthouse, its front lawn now clear of craft-related debris, and zoom in slowly to the sound of rummaging from inside. The next shot is a close-up of Zipp’s hooves planted on the floor of the entrance hall amid a scatter of random items being flung into view past them.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Need this… (Zipp stops a beach ball; tilt up to her irked expression.) …ooh, gotta have this…
(Longer shot: Izzy is ransacking the closet that the white mare got stuck refilling when Hitch bailed out to put Sparky down for a nap. The floor is littered with odds and ends, and the unicorn has her crafting glasses propped on her forehead and is examining something.)
Izzy: And this is extra-necessary. (Tossing it over her shoulder, she continues rooting around.)
Zipp: I literally just finished putting all of that in there.
Izzy: (suddenly panicked) Has anypony seen my crafting glasses?
(They slip neatly into place before her eyes, bringing a relieved gasp.)
Izzy: Never mind. Got ’em! Time to get to work.
(She surveys the blizzard of miscellany as Zipp clears out.)
Izzy: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now it’s time to make something that’s… (magically shifting supplies around) …better than another thing. Hmmm…
(Cut to an overhead shot of Pipp’s area of the Brighthouse’s shared bedroom and zoom in slowly. She is seated at a desk, working with pencil, paper, and laptop, and a set of headphones is socked in over her ears. Wings are attached to the upper corners of the computer’s open lid, and a rabbit-shaped webcam is clipped to the edge between them. A bit of idle singing comes to a sudden end.)
Pipp: No, no, that isn’t it. (Another few notes.) That is not it!
(A songwriting session, then. She uncorks a frustrated groan and jots down a few notes before her phone beeps and vibrates; picking it up, she finds a text message consisting only of a string of exclamation points.)
Pipp: Oh, oh! A message. I guess I can take a teensy break. (lowering headphones, reading) “When’s your next new hit drop?”
(Those six words are enough to bring a fed-up growl from her throat and send both wings flaring out, but she forces herself to regain her composure just as quickly.)
Pipp: I’ll respond to that later. What I need now is, um…a snack! (tossing phone onto bed) Then make the new hit, then respond.
(She flies off; cut to her midair descent down the ramps that lead between the bedroom and entrance hall. On the start of the next line, zoom out to put Izzy in the fore, her glasses gone.)
Izzy: (groaning) No, that’s not it!
(The pink princess pony drops into a hover behind the artisan, who has set up shop at the arts-and-crafts work area in the back corner. Pipp’s headphones are still down around her neck.)
Pipp: What’s up, Izzy? (Touch down.)
Izzy: (blowing out a breath, tossing an item away) I can’t decide what to make.
Pipp: Ah. I know what’s wrong. You have creative block.
Izzy: (gasping, horrified) Is it permanent?
Pipp: Well, lucky for you I have the solution. You just need to listen to your fans and do what they want.
Izzy: (smiling) Okay, that’s—that’s brilliant. Did you come up with that when you had creative block?
Pipp: Me? I’ve never had creative block.
Izzy: Well, if you ever do, then you should listen to yourself, ’cause that totally helped. Now, I just have to figure out how to bring all these supplies to the Craft Fair so I can find my inspiration from pony fans.
(She takes this last idea perhaps a bit too literally by holding up a couple of folding fans made from cardboard and Popsicle sticks. Each is decorated with a pony’s face, one of them being Pipp’s.)
Izzy: (deflating, setting them down) Because these…did—they—they didn’t work. (Cut to Pipp; she continues o.s.) Don’t know why.
(A bout of unease grips the pegasus, who picks one up and studies it. Zoom in slowly.)
Pipp: (to herself) Okay…what do I do? I’m so good at solving other ponies’ problems, but not my own. I should just listen to…
(Looking down at the fan she holds, she voices a happy gasp. Cut to her perspective; it is the one with her own likeness.)
Pipp: …myself? (Back to her.) That’s it! (Set it down; pace the floor.) I gotta go to the place that makes my heart sing to find my sound!
(flying off, singing with gusto) Yeah, yeah, yeah
(A mildly perplexed Izzy stares after her. Cut to the exterior of Mane Melody, zooming in slowly, then to an overhead shot and slow pan across the stage inside. Pipp is singing into a microphone, while stylists Jazz Hooves and Rocky Riff listen from out front, and the camera shifts to frame her in close-up as she reaches for a high note. The attempt falls rather short, though, ending in a breathy wobble and a squeal of feedback from the sound system. She has shed her headphones. This shot picks out Jazz’s cutie mark, not previously seen—a purple polish applicator brush threaded through the ends of a bright pink horseshoe.)
[Animation goofs: Jazz goes from not wearing her bandolier to wearing it during this sequence.]
Jazz: (hesitantly) That was…almost it?
Pipp: (amplified) You’re sweet, but that was so not it!
Jazz: But you’ll get there.
Pipp: (off mic, pacing a bit) Wait, wait! What was that great advice that Izzy gave me that I gave her? (Gasp.) Oh, yeah! “Listen to what the fans want!”
(Pulling out her phone, she is greeted by a video message from Peach.)
Peach: Ooh! Make a new hit! (A swipe brings up Glory.)
Glory: Like the old ones! (Now Seashell.)
Seashell: But different! And better!
Pipp: (crestfallen) That didn’t help. Huh…at least Izzy is having better luck.
(Cut to a close-up of Izzy hunched over a table at the Craft Fair, glasses on and very carefully using her field to string beads of assorted sizes onto a thread. Zoom out slowly.)
Izzy: And ta-daaa!
(As she speaks, the camera cuts to frame her offering the trinket to a customer stallion; he takes it and eyes it critically.)
Customer: Eh, this isn’t the special thing you made before. (tossing it aside, walking off) I’m gonna pass.
Izzy: (crushed) Okay. (trying to perk up) Thanks for being honest!
(The chipper air evaporates with remarkable speed as she flops down among the supplies with a moan.)
Izzy: I am just not feeling it! (Pause.) No, but it’s not about me. Gotta make stuff to please everypony else.
(She idly floats a few yarn balls off the table and regards them. Cut to three patrons at Sunny’s stand, the camera aimed at them from her side of the counter.)
Sunny: (from o.s., passing a drink to each) Here’s your berry-cantaloupe, a tutti-frutti, and a jicama-pear shake. (Cut to her as they pick up their cups and slurp away.) Do you like your smoothies?
Drinker 1: Big flavors!
Drinker 2: Yummy fruit!
Drinker 3: Delicious! (Another mare, a few steps back, is working on one of her own.)
Drinker 4: Tastes like magic!
(Here comes Izzy, levitating a sizable cargo of supplies in her aura as she passes and surprising Sunny greatly. Her glasses are gone.)
Sunny: Uh…uh, be right back.
(She hustles away; cut to the blue-violet mare as she flops wearily onto her table and the gear hits the pavement all around her, a yarn ball impaled on her horn and a few papers stuck to her mane. Sunny hurries over to her.)
Sunny: Uh… (Izzy straightens up with a slightly crazed grin and a twitchy eye.)
Izzy: Do I look desperate?
Sunny: A little.
Izzy: Good, because I am super-desperate and I have no idea what I’m doing. I mean, even my piles aren’t towers anymore! (hanging head; the yarn falls off) Doesn’t it say it all?
Sunny: Don’t you see? (lifting Izzy’s chin) Nopony does it like Izzy does it.
Izzy: Making mess of things [sic]?
Sunny: No! I mean that you can dream up such unique creations because of who you are. Dig deep, and just…go back to your roots.
(Izzy snaps out of her deep blue funk with a gasp, floating the bits of material away from her mane.)
Izzy: Sweet sauce horseshoe toss! Are you saying what I think you are saying?
Sunny: I…yes. Yes, I am.
Izzy: (laughing, pinching Sunny’s cheeks) Thanks, Sunny! You’re the best! Also…happy birthday, friend! Oh, that is so fun to say.
(She retreats to behind her table, supplies bobbing in her magic. Over by Sunny’s stand, Toots, his coworker Sweets, and Windy the pegasus are chatting over a round of drinks. They clear off to reveal Misty a few steps back; she eases closer, crosses from one end of the counter to the other so as not to be spotted by the mare in charge, and stands up to her hind legs for a moment. A quick bit of fishing about, and she has produced a ribbon-wrapped gold compact identical to the one she used to communicate with Opaline in Act One. This is clapped onto the counter, and Misty smiles with no small hint of malice and slips away. This sequence picks out the faintest tinge of pink above her hooves and on her belly, previously not discernible due to low lights, camera angles, and/or shadows.)
(Cut to the exterior of Mane Melody, zooming in slowly as Glory/Peach/Seashell gather at a front window, then to Jazz and Rocky inside, nervously watching them tap on the glass.)
[Animation goof: Jazz starts off wearing her bandolier, but it disappears during the following.]
Jazz: The Pippsqueaks are waiting! (Pipp is still at the stage, now scrutinizing her phone.)
Rocky: But we can’t rush her process.
Pipp: Oh! How about a power ballad? (angrily) No, that’ll never work!
(Zoom in quickly on her cutie mark, whose intense white glow extinguishes itself, then to a greatly perturbed Jazz and Rocky looking on as the three young fans continue their clamor.)
Pipp: (from o.s., voice wavering) Oh, no, no, oh, no… (Back to her, pocketing the phone and choking back a sob.) …I’m finally out of hits!
(Cut to the upper reaches of an imposing set of stained-glass windows in shades of blue and green, accented by a few blue gems dangling from the ceiling. Tilt down and zoom out to frame them on the wall of an expansive room in which Opaline sits on her throne as seen at the end of Chapter One. The windows are framed by vertical bands of gold trim, and the throne itself can now be seen to stand before a circular pool of liquid that is currently glowing purple. The vertically projecting branches on either side of the throne have been lit to serve as torches, projecting an eerie blue light, and the giant purple tree root spilling under the windows has had a ramp cut into it leading upward. Misty advances into view on the side opposite Opaline.)
Opaline: So nice of you to come home, Misty. You’ve been gone so long— (climbing off throne) —I thought you got lost— (spreading wings) —like the time I rescued you as a filly. So kind of me to do that.
(These motions reveal that her belly and the feathers on the outer edges of her wings are slightly lighter shades of purple than the rest of her body, the former matching the tint around her nose and mouth. Her hooves, by contrast, are a shade darker. Cut to Misty on the end of the previous line, eyes cast to the floor, then back to Opaline.)
Opaline: Well? What have you found?
Misty: Uh…uh…I-I think the stronger magic has something to do with the cutie marks, Opaline.
(Pronounced to rhyme with “gasoline.”)
Opaline: (scornfully, pacing) Don’t think. You sound foolish.
Misty: (hopefully) Maybe if I had one, I could figure it out and— (Opaline leans hard into her face.)
Opaline: Enough! How could the magic have anything to do with cutie marks?
Misty: They glow when it happens! And the earth ponies—they can control the plants!
(By this point, the boss has come to a stop at the edge of the pool. This sequence picks out a side door outlined by a root that traces along the base of the wall.)
Opaline: Hmmm…
(She ignites her horn, causing the liquid to glow pale blue and hazy spots of light to form above its surface. Zoom in slowly.)
Opaline: …new magic. Well, then. Even more reason to begin the plan. And when we’re done…
(Close-up of both mares’ reflections, zooming in slowly; the pool has subsided to a sparkly, glimmering purple.)
Opaline: …you’ll get your cutie mark. And I’ll be even more powerful than I was before!
(Overhead shot of the tableau, the pool now swirling and pale violet/white. Zoom out slowly as she voices a long, exultant laugh, showing the throne room to be circular in shape. Proceeding clockwise, the following features can be seen 90 degrees apart: the main doors, the root-outlined side door, the throne, a dense tangle of roots/trunk taking up nearly a quarter of the wall space. The pool stands in the center of the floor.)
Act Three
(Dissolve to an overhead shot of Sunny’s stand as she preps a smoothie and a unicorn strolls up, then cut to a close-up of the drink-slinger with cup in hoof on the next line.)
Sunny: Mystic Melon from me to you!
(The customer floats it over to himself and walks off, taking a pull with relish. Sunny waves goodbye to him, then notices the compact Misty left on the counter. On the next line, she picks it up and the camera shifts to her perspective as she pulls off the ribbon, then back to her as she finishes.)
Sunny: Awww, Pipp must have left me a surprise birthday gift!
(She turns toward the interior of the stand. Dissolve to the exterior of the Brighthouse, tilting down from lantern room to front lawn; she is hauling her delivery cart up the walk. Zipp is at the closed doors, peering alternately at a sheet of paper stuck to them and at her phone. Sunny shucks off the harness.)
Sunny: Hey, Zipp. (Top of the ramp.) What’s that?
Zipp: (pocketing phone) Izzy left a note. (She pulls the sheet loose and reads.) “BRB”…uh…“FBBB.” What do you think that means?
Sunny: (taking it) I…have no idea. But I hope it’s Izzy-code for being inspired again.
(Dissolve to a stretch of a dirt path that leads across the meadows to the distant Bridlewood.)
Izzy: (galloping along it into view, wearing her glasses) Sunny was right. All I need to do to find my creativity again is go back to my roots. Tree roots! To Bridlewood!
(A butterfly leaves its perch atop a bush and flits after her.)
Izzy: This is great, yeah. (skidding to a stop) Nothing like a creative walk to cure creative block. (Giggle; her perspective of the insect under the cheerful sky.) Fresh air…fluffy clouds… (A bird wings happily into view.) …birds…
(Back to her, pulling in a huge gasp.)
Izzy: Birds!
(Her perspective: the little avian roots on a branch, head overlapping a cloud so that the latter appears to be a hat.)
Izzy: Bird hats! (Back to her.) Hats for birds?
(It chirps its disapproval and clears out.)
Izzy: (head drooping) Yeah, you’re right. That is not it.
(A few pacing steps cause her to run flat into a rusty old motor scooter standing squarely in her way. She falls backward with a gasp, losing her glasses.)
Izzy: Oh, no, another creative roadblock!
(The specs go back on; now she gets a good look at the thing, seeing that the body has been extended to end in a flatbed trailer.)
Izzy: Whoooaaa… (catching herself) …I-I mean, I mean, oh yes!
(Zoom in on her cutie mark, which emits a flare of white, then cut to her perspective as she holds her front hooves up to frame the derelict.)
Izzy: An actual roadblock! (Back to her.) I can work with that!
(She stands up, moves closer, and exerts her field to envelop the whole thing. A moment’s grunting exertion allows her to lift and move it only a few inches before it slams back down to the grass, but a second attempt lets her drag it away alongside herself.)
(Cut to the entrance hall of the Brighthouse, where Sunny and Zipp are pushing in bins loaded with supplies.)
Zipp: You really didn’t have to help me clean up Izzy’s stuff.
Sunny: Oh, I-I don’t mind. (McSnips-a-Lot scuttles past in the background.) I got to spend time with you.
(A coffee mug sails into view and clatters to the floor; Sparky hustles to grab it and is soon joined by a quartet of critters—Hitch’s usual squad, plus a turtle. The little dragon flips the vessel upside down and tries to wear it as a hat, but it slides off the scaly noggin and clinks back down on the tiles. Here comes a rather put-out Hitch to scoop the thing up.)
Hitch: Where is Izzy? She really should be the one to pick up her stuff.
Sunny: Don’t know. (passing Izzy’s note to him) She left a note.
Hitch: (reading, puzzled, putting mug in bin) “BRBFBBB”? Whaaaat? (He gives it back to Sunny.)
Zipp: Sometimes Izzy’s a total mystery. (She whips out her phone and dictates.) “Note to self—learn to speak Izzy-code.”
(The three ponies share a hearty laugh, while Sparky spits out a tiny puff of green flame to envelop the device. The haze clears to reveal that it has become a slice of pizza, which he snatches off Zipp’s hoof; before he can chow down, though, another puff escapes his mouth and turns it back into a phone. He voices a tiny shriek of surprise upon trying to sink his teeth into glass and plastic, then tosses it to the floor and starts crying.)
Hitch: (hunching down to him; he quiets down) I know, Sparky. You love Izzy too.
Sunny: Maybe we should check on her to see if she needs any help? (Hitch stands up.)
Hitch: I’m on it! (to the animals) Deputies, keep an eye out for Izzy.
(Wings and claws snap off salutes, and they clear off to carry out his order—the turtle at a rather slower pace than the other three.)
Hitch: (to it) Uh, maybe you stay here and be our eyes on the ground, Curdle.
Zipp: (smirking) You named him Curdle Turtle?
Hitch: Curdle, yes. But Turtle is his family name.
Zipp: Uh-huh. (dictating, to phone) “New mystery—why did that actually make sense to me?”
(Comes now the sound of the front doors being thrown open; on the start of the next line, cut to Pipp flying in.)
Pipp: I feel terrible! I gave bad advice to Izzy! (She touches down.)
Sunny: (crossing to her, touching her shoulder) You were only trying to help a friend. I’m sure she will come back soon.
Pipp: Oh, no! She’s not here? She’s probably avoiding me!
(The doors have swung closed by this point, but one opens again and the prodigal unicorn’s voice rings out loud and clear. On the next line, Sunny and Pipp turn toward it and back away to give a clear view of her entering and not wearing her glasses.)
Izzy: So, turns out bird hats are not a thing, but guess what I made?
Other four: Izzy?
(Ground level. The turtle, Curdle, points at her with one stubby foreleg to indicate that he has accomplished his mission while Sparky zips across to hug as much of her as he can reach.)
Izzy: (giggling) No, I didn’t make Izzy, sillies. (Tilt up to her face.) I am Izzy.
Sunny: Where have you been? (The doors are again closed.)
Izzy: Didn’t you read my note? (Zipp is now hovering.)
Pipp: (gasping, reading as Sunny holds it) “BRBFBBB”? (Sparky has climbed onto Izzy’s back.)
Izzy: “Be right back from Bridlewood, best buddies.”
Other four: (finally getting it) Ohhhhh!
Zipp: Yeah, I was never gonna crack that one. (Cut to Izzy.)
Izzy: I realized I had to be more creative about being creative. And I needed more supplies. (The entire group on the start of the next line.)
Pipp: So it wasn’t something I said?
Izzy: It was everything you said. You two taught me that in order to feel all sparkly and creative, I just need to be Izzy.
Sunny, Pipp: We did?
Izzy: (indicating Hitch/Zipp) And you two made me realize I had outgrown that little closet. (Zipp touches down.)
Zipp: We didn’t mean to say you weren’t welcome, Izzy.
Hitch: We just didn’t like all your junk everywhere.
(This less-than-tactful admission earns him a hard nudge in the ribs from the athletic mare.)
Hitch: (grunting, winded) Sorry.
Izzy: You ponies were right. My style was cramped, and so it cramped yours too. (dramatically) Sometimes a pony needs open spaces for maximum craftability.
(Her perspective of the other four on the end of this, then back to her.)
Izzy: Look!
(She jumps in place, pivoting to face the doors, and all five head for the lawn. Cut to an overhead shot of them moving along the walk, the day having advanced into late afternoon. Sparky has dismounted and is keeping pace as best he can. The camera follows them and brings a portion of some blocky metallic object into view, toward which Izzy is leading them. As she speaks, the view cuts to her and zooms out to frame the scooter she found during her trip to Bridlewood. It has been fully restored and repainted, and the flatbed has been equipped with a cargo container bearing her cutie mark. Flower accents have been added to the front fender, wheel wells, and flatbed sides.)
Izzy: Presenting…Izzy Does It! (fading away as if echoing) Does It, Does It…
(Sparky is first to applaud and voice his approval.)
Pipp: I love it! (Giddy squeal.) It’s perfection, like, wow. (Giggle, then a perplexed aside to Zipp.) Wait, what is that? (Izzy leaps into the driver’s seat.)
Izzy: My uni-cycling cart.
(Honk the horn, then flip the end and one side wall upward to expose an array of supplies neatly packed into boxes within. The two walls are strung with lights.)
Izzy: My trailer of treasures. (floating out and deploying a folding table) My wagon of whimsy. My—
Sunny: (rolling eyes good-humoredly) —carriage of creativity?
Izzy: Boom! Zing! You got it! (The others laugh.)
Pipp: (crossing to it, pointing out an item) Ooh, what’s this?
(A burst of magic hoists it away and settles it across Izzy’s chest—a bandolier packed with tools and materials.)
Izzy: My crafty sash!
Sunny: Ooh!
Izzy: (pulling out items) Glasses, check. Tape, check. Glitter…whoo! Uh, check.
(The glasses go on, the tape is tossed aside, and a hoof-load of glitter is flung to the wind. Next she crosses back to Pipp, her aura towing an art piece that depicts construction-paper cutouts of Hitch and Sparky.)
Izzy: And a lot of other things I need on the go— (settling it against table) —or even on the stay. (Sparky gabbles gleefully over the thing.)
Pipp: So cool! (pulling out her phone) I need to post about this. (Izzy gasps and whips over to her.)
Izzy: Pipp! You just inspired me! (She grabs the item and gallops away.)
Hitch: You inspired her to steal?
Izzy: (from o.s., distant) I’m just borrowing!
Hitch: That’s okay, then.
Sunny: Yeah, it is. Everything’s okay. A-And, Pipp, I almost forgot. (crossing to her) Thank you for the mirror. I love the alicorn design.
Pipp: (bewildered) Mirror?
Sunny: (pulling out compact) The one you left at my cart this morning.
Pipp: (trying to play it off, with slightly forced giggles) Oh, oh! Right! That one! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, happy birthday, Sunny.
(Zipp pulls out her phone, having bought exactly none of this.)
Zipp: (dictating) “Note to self—Pipp forgot something she bought? Suspicious.”
(Both sisters gather around Sunny, the pink one flipping open the gold lid and the white one having put away the electronics.)
Pipp: Well, try it out, Sunny!
Sunny: Looks great.
(On this last word, the camera cuts to her perspective of the trio reflected in the mirror. Hitch and Izzy pop up behind them, and all five get a good laugh. The next shot is a translucent, bluish-tinted rendition of the tableau projected in midair, behind which Opaline can be seen staring intently. The camera tracks slowly around to frame her clearly in her throne room, the image being projected from the pool, and Misty standing and half-cowering a few paces back.)
Opaline: So these are the weak little ponies that brought back magic?
Misty: Almost like anypony could do it.
Opaline: Sure—if they have a cutie mark.
(Cut to Misty on the end of this, ruefully surveying the lack of said mark on her own haunch. The ethereal visage now changes to show Sunny reaching up toward its top edge, then blacks out in the manner of a windowshade being pulled down, and finally resolves into a long shot of the Brighthouse. Sunny has closed the lid and cut off the video feed from the mirror.)
Opaline: What?!? No! Why did it stop?
Misty: Uh, they went inside. Maybe the Crystal Brighthouse won’t let us watch.
(Cut to its image on the end of this, then back to the two mares; Opaline rounds on her.)
Opaline: Did you just make that up? (Pace the floor.)
Misty: I was just guessing.
Opaline: Well, stop—because you don’t know what you’re talking about. They must have put a cloaking enchantment on the Brighthouse.
Misty: Like the one that used to be around Equestria.
Opaline: (thoughtfully) If it won’t let me see the inside from here…
(Cut to the image as she speaks, zooming in, then back to her.)
Opaline: …then one of my allies must find a way in.
Misty: (smiling hopefully) Me?
Opaline: Don’t be presumptuous, Misty. It’s unbecoming.
(She strides away as the unicorn’s mood deflates. Dissolve to an overhead shot of Sunny, Hitch, Pipp, and Zipp seated around a table in the dining room, which is strewn with balloons. All but Sunny are wearing party hats, and Sparky sits on the table; he and the ponies are set to dig into slices of cake. Sunny utters a giddy squeal as the camera zooms in slowly; on the next line, cut to Sparky and tilt up to her.)
Sunny: This has been the best birthday in moons! Thanks, everypony! And I’m so happy Izzy’s back and inspired again. (Pan to Pipp.)
Pipp: (strained tone) So am I. (Her airy giggle trails off into a weary sigh.) But there’s still one problem.
Hitch: What’s that?
Pipp: I haven’t figured out my new hit song. It just hasn’t clicked. (Bang of front doors opening.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) PIIIIIIIPP!!
(Cut to her on the end of this, wheeling in a record player topped by a bobblehead of a dancing pony; Pipp’s phone has been inserted in a slot by the turntable. Izzy is not wearing her glasses or “crafty sash.”)
Izzy: Try this out!
Pipp: (smiling) Huh?
(She flies across to the rig and taps the screen.)
Same tempo/key and basic melody as in Act One, muffled
Synth/percussion accents added for an energetic shuffle feel
Pipp: (recorded, muted) [All you need is your beat]
Had my head in the clouds
But now I pega-see
(Next four lines are spoken over the previous three.)
Pipp: Izzy, it’s my old song, but it’s…
Izzy: Oh, yeah.
Pipp: …uni-cycled? Um, genius!
Izzy: Sing it, Pipp!
Music goes to normal volume
(Sunny, Hitch, and Zipp leave the table to get in on the fun, and the eighth notes on Pipp’s haunch light up as she sings into a microphone.)
Pipp: Glowing hooves, all the earth po-onies
Unicorn lights beneath the trees
(Even Sparky, still on the table, starts to groove.)
We’re not just one [not one, not one]
(She takes flight, a streamer of pinkish light trailing from her mark.)
It’s you and me [it’s you and me]
(spoken in rhythm) [Ponies living large]
(Cut to just outside one window and zoom out to frame the Brighthouse in a long overhead shot.)
(sung) In unity-ty-ty-ty [Oh-h-h-h]
All you need is your beat
Song ends
GROWING PAINS
Written by Julia Prescott
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Prologue
(Opening shot: a peaceful early morning on Mane Street in Maretime Bay, punctuated by a bird flying by and ponies setting up shop for the day as Hitch Trailblazer strolls the block.)
Hitch: It’s another beautiful day in Maretime Bay, where the sun is shining— (Two pegasi swoop past.) —the pegasi are flying— (He waves to a hat shop owner.) —and practically nothing could go— (stopping short) —wrong?!?
(Cut to a long shot of the front entrance to his office and zoom in slowly. A contrite Dahlia is regarding the doors, which are overgrown with vines.)
Dahlia: Oh, sorry, Hitch. (He steps up.) I was actually trying to open the door for you. (Sheepish giggle.) I know you don’t like magic.
Hitch: (trying to play it off) Whaaaat? Me not like magic? Pfffft! I’m totally cool with it now.
(The mollified mare goes on her way, while Kenneth chirps frantically to get the boss’s attention.)
Hitch: What, Kenneth?
(A tap of one wing against the other, as if pointing to a nonexistent wristwatch, and Hitch catches on.)
Hitch: (galloping off) Oh, you’re right! I’m already late for my morning rounds!
(Kenneth flies off in pursuit; after a few steps, a trio of filly voices stops Hitch in his tracks.)
Filly voices: Good morning, Sheriff Hitch!
(Looking in their general direction, he voices a strangled yelp of shock; cut to Glory, Peach Fizz, and Seashell all having run afoul of a fresh bit of oversized plant growth. The first two have been snared by their midsections and are dangling upside down; the third is precariously balanced on the topmost shoot. He addresses this one.)
Hitch: I mean, great job, Seashell! (reaching up to them) Here, uh, let me help you! (A moment later, he has all three on the pavement.)
Seashell: Thanks! We were actually stuck.
Glory: Magic is pretty wild, huh?
Hitch: (on the edge of blowing his cool) Too wild, if you ask me.
Peach: Oh, no! Are you upset?
Hitch: Me? Upset? About magic? Never! (Expectant smiles on all three young faces.)
Seashell: So…we can use all the magic we want, then? No rules? No holding back? (A knowing giggle to her friends.)
Hitch: (rattled) You were holding back? Um…of course!
Fillies: (voices raised) Hitch said, use all the magic you want! Don’t hold back, everypony!
(These words carry loud and clear to every resident within earshot, as demonstrated by their smiles and gasps when the camera cuts here and there on the end of this line. A quick tilt up shifts the view along the path leading uphill to the Canterlogic factory and stops on a trio of stallions working near the front entrance. Two of them are wearing hard hats, and one of these is also wielding a pushbroom; a close-up frames him as Sprout Cloverleaf, Hitch’s deputy who took his assignment just a bit too far in A New Generation. Evidently he has opted for a change of vocation. The other hard hat wearer is holding a clipboard and looking over it with the bareheaded one.)
Sprout: (boastfully) My magic’s probably the most powerful in the bay. You want to see?
Hard hat stallion: Does it involve sweeping? If not, then no, Sprout!
(Deflated, the red janitor taps a front hoof against the paving stones. Both that appendage and its mate take on a faint green glow, and sparks kindle around the one in contact with the ground. Nothing more happens, though, and his two coworkers throw him derisive smirks and walk off.)
Sprout: Honest! Uh, just need to warm up.
(A few more taps cause a vine to erupt from the grass behind him, weighted down with glimmering purple berries roughly twice his size. He whirls to face this.)
Sprout: Uh-oh. That’s a new feature.
(The creaking of one stem prompts him to drop his broom and bug out with a cry of fear, just in time to avoid being crushed by a berry when it breaks loose and rolls downhill after him.)
Sprout: (shoving past his coworkers, galloping o.s.) My magic is too powerful! RUUUUNNNN!! (They spot the behemoth and race off.)
Clipboard stallion: IT’S EVERYPONY FOR THEMSELVES!!
(During this line, cut to Hitch as he takes note of the disturbance, then back to all three workers screaming and scrambling to stay ahead. The berry ricochets back and forth off the built-up curbs that line the path, then knocks one barrel off a stack at its base.)
Hitch: (gasping) BERRY ATTACK!! This is not a drill!
(Mayhem ensues as the rolling purple mass bounces its way along Mane Street and Hitch gallops just ahead of it. The camera retreats far enough from the hill to show that the factory rooftop has been stripped of the giant replica of Phyllis Cloverleaf’s eyeglasses that adorned it in A New Generation.)
Hitch: Out of the way!
(He fails to notice a wheeled bin directly in his path until he has crashed into it and fallen in headfirst, his momentum now carrying him along the trolley tracks. Now it is his turn to yell and veer crazily every which way, sending ponies diving for cover to avoid a collision. The bin hits a dropped book, flinging him out so that he lands spreadeagle on the roadbed, and he yelps upon seeing the berry coming right for him. It runs into the capsized bin, launching itself into a graceless arc, and a now-upright Hitch has time for one terrified yell as he realizes that he is at its terminus.)
(Cut to a couple of ponies nearby. There is the sound of an almighty splat from o.s., and a wave of glittery purple goop washes past to miss them both by a fragment of a fraction. Hitch sits up, having taken a direct and feeling very much out of sorts, as the other bird in his squad—the one not wearing a tin can—perches briefly on his head.)
Hitch: (flopping down wearily) Yep. Just another beautiful day in Maretime Bay.
(Snap to black.)
OPENING THEME
Act One
(Cut from the title card directly to Sunny Starcount’s smoothie stand. The side panel flips upward to open the serving window and expose her at the counter within as Hitch trudges past. She stifles a giggle as he crosses to his vine-choked office doors; cut to his reflection in the glass panes as hers appears alongside. The hour is somewhat later than it was in the prologue, based on the blue sky.)
Sunny: Oh, wish I’d been around earlier! Sounds like you made a real impact! (Laugh; zoom out to frame both.)
Hitch: (dryly) Ha, ha. Laugh all you want, Sunny, but fruit juice funk can stay in your mane for weeks.
Sunny: (nudging a tendril) This plant-powered magic is something special. Growing stuff at the stomp of a hoof? Incredible! (Hitch groans and starts to pull them loose.)
Hitch: More like incredibly unpredictable. (Close-up.) I mean, we don’t even know all that it can do yet. (The bird perches on his head.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) Well, we know enough, like… (It pecks at the mush on one ear.) …you seem to be the only pony who can talk to animals.
(On the end of this line, it flies off and the camera cuts to a long shot of the pair as it roosts atop the stand.)
Sunny: But have you tried to grow anything yet?
Hitch: To be honest, I’m afraid to after this morning.
Sunny: Come on. You can’t judge all earth pony magic on one little mishap.
(A particularly tenacious vine snaps under Hitch’s sustained pulling so that he topples backward, yelling all the way to Sunny’s stand. The impact jolts the side panel loose to swing down and conk him squarely in the brain bucket; she utters a cry of surprise, and he pushes the panel up with a pained sigh while the bird flutters clear.)
Hitch: Maybe you just need to see the scene of the slime for yourself.
(The avian lands on his head and gets to pecking at the juicy goodness mashed into his mane. Cut to a close-up of a warning sign planted on the Canterlogic grounds—a pony about to be crushed by a giant falling berry—and zoom out on the next line to frame it next to the vine Sprout raised, which has now been fenced off. The camera motion brings him, Sunny, and Hitch into view on the walk.)
Sprout: I swear, I don’t know what happened! All I did was stomp like this.
(He clomps a front hoof against the stone a few times, kindling green light in all four. The vine suddenly becomes wreathed in dark green smoke and begins to expand, cracking the timbers of the fence.)
Hitch: Stop the stomping! (Sprout does so.) First, Maretime Bay was shook up with magic and I said nothing. (Long shot of them during this sentence, then back afterward; he nudges a leaf.)
Sunny: Uh, that’s not true. You actually said a lot.
Hitch: Then earth pony magic came. (pacing) Now I’m saying something. (gazing over the town; close-up) I keep this place safe, and it’s too dangerous without rules. (Back to Sunny on the following; she prods a berry.)
Sunny: But if our magic can produce produce this perfect, there might be no limit to what we can do. We can’t cut off a whole planet of possibilities.
Hitch: More like a cosmos of calamities!
Sunny: (groaning, rolling eyes) But how are the earth ponies gonna grow and learn, and learn to grow, with restrictions?
(As she finishes, there is a clatter from o.s. and the camera cuts to Sprout, who has been rooting in a nearby barrel. The action has stirred up a puff of dust, which triggers a sneeze and a fresh burst of green energy in his hooves; magic vines snake along the stones of the front walk and into his berry plant, causing it to grow another size or three and break through its fence. Sunny lets off a yelp, and she and Hitch duck to avoid catching a flying wood fragment with their heads. Sprout is not so lucky, but his hard hat spares him from getting the back of his skull caved in.)
Sunny: (laughing sheepishly) Uh, just consider what I’m saying before you jump to any conclusions.
Hitch: (sighing heavily) I’ll think about it. (as she wipes goop off his chest) But the safety of ponies in Maretime Bay is my top priority.
(She licks her hoof as he strides resolutely away, leaving smudges on her lips.)
Sunny: Mmmm!
(Now she sits and pulls out the compact that Misty left for her in “Izzy Does It.” Flipping open the lid, she uses its mirror to get a good look at herself so she can go after the last spots with her tongue. Cut to a close-up projection of her face above the pool within Opaline’s throne room.)
Opaline: (gasping, hurrying into view) Misty, quick! (The young unicorn joins her.) That alicorn is using the mirror we gave her! Soon her magic will be—
(Sunny finishes her grooming and closes the lid, blacking out the image; it instantly shifts to present an overhead view of her leaving Canterlogic.)
Opaline: (vexed) —teasing us as it trots away! (The projection vanishes; she paces a bit.) Why has she barely used it? If it was me, I’d have checked my pout every minute, on the minute.
Misty: And what a pout it is, Opaline! Equal parts chilling and charming.
Opaline: Don’t pander to me, Misty—(regarding her reflection in the pool) —even though you are right. (She ignites her horn.) Well, now it’s time for me to tell you to do something else.
Misty: (fearfully) Uhhh…
(Cut to five index cards attached to a bulletin board with thumbtacks. Each depicts a different aspect of pony magic—wings, horn, growing vines, hooves glued to the ground, and one that is obscured by Hitch’s hoof as he shifts its position. Cut to him in his office, holding a stack of additional cards and now clean of berry pulp.)
Hitch: (tacking up some of these) Creating an inventory of all magic types…limiting magic to the magic hour of dusk… (The next one has a bite taken from one corner.) …a card that’s bit in half… (noticing this) …hey!
(The sound of chomping is heard close by, and the camera shifts and re-focuses to pick out Sparky Sparkeroni on the floor. Having eaten part of another card, he drops it and waddles over to a table set with two coffee mugs; these are promptly knocked over as soon as he climbs up, and Hitch hurries over to him while one clatters to the tiles. The board rests on an easel.)
Hitch: Sparky, careful!
(The dragon makes his way to the board; now the fifth card can be clearly seen—a wave of energy.)
Hitch: Sparky, come here. You won’t be in trouble, I promise.
(Sparky immediately puts those words to the test by upending the easel; Hitch voices a yell of surprise and scrambles after him.)
Hitch: Sparky, wait! (scooping him up) Sparky, no dragon fire!
(This last comes just as the little guy exhales a burst of flame that disintegrates into a shower of sparks. He gurgles happily as Hitch sighs with relief and smiles.)
Hitch: (nuzzling him) Aw, I can’t be mad at you, Mr. Sparkeroni. You’re just too cute!
(The affectionate moment is interrupted by the sound of the opening door and an electronic chime. Sparky jumps free with an enthusiastic gabble and zeroes in on a trash bin next to Hitch’s desk; the Sheriff makes a grab for him, but is a hair too slow. Cut to Sparky’s perspective, approaching the bin.)
Hitch: Oh, no, no, Sparky, don’t!
(Cut to him on the end of this, then to the container being flung into the air. Too stunned to move, Hitch can only gasp as the refuse rains down over the office and the bin lands upside-down on his head.)
Hitch: (sourly, reverberating slightly) Love being a dragon dad.
(Pan slightly to fully frame the open doors; the overgrowth has been cleared away, and Izzy Moonbow stands at the threshold.)
Izzy: Whoa. That was so funny! (Sparky waves the receiver from the desk telephone.) And also, you may need some help? (Hitch pulls the bin off his head.)
Hitch: (coughing) Whatever gave you that idea? (He shakes trash out of his mane and sets the phone back in place as Sparky wanders off.) Sparky’s been excitable lately. (Replace the receiver.) He was a hoof-ful already… (Show her a gnawed length of wood.) …but he’s literally chomped through my desk.
(Izzy fires up her horn and levitates the stool on which Sparky is now chewing.)
Izzy: Awww, he’s just adding his flair to the furniture. Aren’t you, Sparky? (floating it to Hitch; he pulls Sparky free) You know, if you ever needed a dragon-sitter, I’d be happy to look after him.
Hitch: Wow! Really, Izzy? That’d be great!
(Kenneth, just outside, voices his opinion .A few ponies have begun to gather here, and a lectern with microphone has been set up.)
Hitch: Kenneth, I know. I know. It’s already time for my town hall. (Pass Sparky to Izzy.) Thanks, Izzy. You’re the best. And this helps me out a lot. If you need anything for Sparky, there’s a comprehensive list of do’s, don’ts, and potential threats and dangers. (exiting) See you later! I’ll be outside.
Izzy: (puzzled) Potential threats and dangers? (to Sparky) What’s so dangerous about you?
(He proceeds to burp up another sparkly little gout of flame. Meanwhile, the crowd outside the office has grown a notch and now includes Sunny, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm. Hitch steps up to the lectern and speaks into the microphone, his next four lines amplified and underscored by a couple of feedback squeals.)
Hitch: Hello! I know we started the day with a pretty disastrous—I mean, magical morning. (Clear throat; consult some notes.) After surveying the recent magical changes in Maretime Bay and the messy ways they’ve disrupted our daily lives, I have decided there will be…
(Cut here and there among the crowd during his last sentence, then back to him.)
Hitch: …no use of earth pony magic! (A collective stunned gasp; he slams down his notes.) Whatsoever! (A louder gasp; back to him as he continues.) Until I’ve collected enough data from all of you to form proper regulations and guidelines.
(A third, still louder gasp, accompanied by the fainting of one audience member; back to him on the next line.)
Hitch: I assure you, this is all for your own safety. We don’t know what’s possible with earth pony magic yet. Until I’ve taken proper inventory of every flight, float, flora, and fauna power…
(Cut to an eye-rolling, disgustedly groaning Sunny on the end of this, then back to him.)
Hitch: …magic is off limits! That is all.
(The crowd disperses amid a wave of disappointed/resentful grumbling, leaving Sunny and the two Zephyr Heights royals alone in the street. Sunny summarizes her opinion of this new edict with a snarl that is one step away from a full-blown roar of rage as the camera zooms in slowly.)
Act Two
(Extreme close-up of an apple core on the ground. On the start of the next line, cut to frame Hitch picking it up as the three mares cross to him.)
Sunny: I thought you said you weren’t gonna do anything drastic!
Hitch: (angrily throwing it into a trash can) No, I said I would think it over. (pacing) And my thoughts are telling me it’s bad and it’s only gonna get worse if I don’t step up!
Sunny: (groaning) But earth pony magic is powerful!
Hitch: Exactly! (They pass a stallion stacking boxes.) What’s gonna happen if we have more mishaps? (The topmost one slides free; he catches it and flips it back into place.) It’s my job to make sure everypony is safe!
Sunny: Earth ponies need to practice, like th-the pegasi and unicorns had to.
(They stop upon reaching Glory, Peach, and Seashell caught up in a new bit of wild vine growth. This time, the unicorn is up top while the earth pony and pegasus are hanging upside down. A beach ball, radio, and set of headphones have also been snagged alongside the three giggling youngsters. Hitch is not amused in the slightest.)
Sunny: Growing pains. They’ll get it.
Hitch: (to the fillies) Guessing you ponies were too tied up for the town hall earlier? (He pulls out some stickers.) Just a little reminder…
(Close-up of each one’s foreleg in turn as he slaps one onto it—a stylized white leaf on a blue background, covered by a red circle-and-slash.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) …of the new rules.
(A tripartite groan of disappointment.)
Zipp: Sunny has a point, Hitch. (The fillies, now freed, depart.) It’s too early to know if earth pony magic is anything to worry about.
Hitch: Look. (crossing to a dropped soda can) I’m part of the reason earth pony magic is here now. What if I become the reason earth ponies get hurt? (resolutely, picking up can) As Sheriff, I can’t let that happen.
(It is dropped into a trash can. Cut to the refilled bin in his office, from which Sparky cheerfully bursts upward to scatter the contents anew. It flips onto its side, dumping him out as well, and Izzy pivots to watch him running about the place.)
Izzy: Oh, come on, Sparky! Hey, you hungry? (Gasp.) What about food? (slyly) Will that calm you down?
(Cut to him on this last, the mere mention bringing him to a halt, then back to the pair.)
Izzy: Whoa! Guess that’s a yes. (She leads him toward a coffee maker.) I am great at this!
(A celebratory hoot escapes her lips as she opens the cabinets, finding no food right away but uncovering a hoof-written list taped to a small television set under the counter.)
Izzy: (reading) “Play me.” Well, I have never said no to a talking TV before. Sure.
(When it is switched on, an image of Sparky’s face fills the screen and is quickly replaced by one of Hitch.)
Hitch: If you’re watching this, then you are dragon-sitting Sparky. (Cut to Izzy, scooping Sparky up; he is heard on speaker.) Here’s some important things to know.
(Back to the screen on the following; now Hitch stands by an image of Sparky that cycles through the various activities he names, with a red circle-and-slash backdrop for the latter.)
Hitch: (rapid fire) Sparky is prone to grunting, grubbing, grabbing things that aren’t his, running, racing, wilding out around the office until you’ve exhausted all reasons for why he could be running in the first place, and by that time he’s already resting in a dragon nap.
(During this spiel, the camera cuts to a now-befuddled Izzy, then back to Hitch for its end; Sparky ends up snoozing on a stuffed McSnips-a-Lot doll and the circle/slash is gone. The next shot frames the Sheriff alone.)
Hitch: Experiencing drowsiness while dragon-sitting is normal, though if fire-breathing occurs, consult the list of foods, fire safety, and fun suggestions as well as Sparky’s safety schedule, located in the cabinet to your left.
(Accompanied by a gesture in that direction. Back to Izzy and Sparky, the former shaking her head clear.)
Izzy: Food list! That sounds like a good start. (approaching camera) Now, where’s that cabinet? (Setting Sparky on the counter, she fishes up a rolled document.)
Hitch: (on speaker) Be careful not to cross out any items on the Sparky schedule. (The little fellow climbs down.) It’s important he does everything in order.
(When unfurled, the sheet proves to reach from Izzy’s shoulder height all the way to the floor, to her consternation. Back to the TV on the next line.)
Hitch: Don’t let him eat before sleeping. Don’t let him sleep before eating. (Izzy again; he is heard on speaker.) Don’t let him do this all unsupervised.
Izzy: Huh? Even if he asks me to? (The screen.)
Hitch: Especially if he asks you to! He’s a baby dragon. He doesn’t know any better. You’re the one in charge.
(That assertion is immediately challenged when the unicorn glances down and finds her ward chomping into some cookies he has procured.)
Izzy: Well…you seem happy and nothing bad has happened. (sitting, reading over list) I’m sure this is nothing to worry about.
(Zoom in quickly on Sparky, who cranks off a fiery little belch that turns his last cookie into three large blue-violet feathers. These disintegrate into clouds of sparks upon touching the ground, leaving him with no more treats and lowering his mood somewhat.)
(Cut to Sunny, Hitch, and Zipp on the front walk of a house with a nautical décor theme, including a seashell-decorated garden and a boat anchor standing upright on the lawn. The fact that Dahlia is with them marks it as hers. Zoom in slowly; Zipp hovers above the others.)
Zipp: This is a controlled magic experiment to collect data, Dahlia.
(Head-on view as she finishes; she has her cell phone at the ready, while Hitch has sat down with notepad and pencil in hoof.)
Zipp: Just muster your magic in a little burst.
(Dahlia’s hooves glow green, and she exhales slowly and touches one to a patch of stone in the walk. A flash of light in this same color forces the three observers to shield their eyes for a moment as the camera cuts back to them.)
Hitch: Whoa! Dahlia? Where’d you go?
(A small pillar of flowers in various hues now stands directly in front of them, about their height and with one of Dahlia’s widened eyes peeking out from within. Enough of the blooms fall away to expose her face—she has managed to cover herself with them.)
Dahlia: (slightly congested) Is now the time I mention I’m allergic to gardenias?
(A hearty sneeze sends a few rocketing toward them; shaking his head, Hitch steps forward and pastes a “no magic” sticker on her uncovered foreleg. Sunny rolls her eyes and voices a fed-up groan in response. Cut to the exterior of Hitch’s office, seen from across the street; zoom in slowly to the sound of Sparky’s gleeful babbling, then cut to him jumping off a desk inside and crashing into an o.s. trash can. Junk once again ends up strewn across the floor as he races across, laughing all the while. One step knocks over a pushbroom, whose handle comes down on a file folder at the edge of a counter; a stapler resting on this is catapulted into the air and falls onto the light housing of a fluorescent desk lamp. The housing spins on its pivot as the entire lamp swings around, allowing several pencils and markers to be knocked out of the mug in which they are held. The writing implements sail through space and bounce off a binder at one end of a row stored on a bookshelf; the whole lot tips over, and the one at the other end falls into a bowl of fruits and vegetables on the floor. The impact flings the contents every which way, mostly toward Izzy, and she has just enough time to gasp and lower her head before one tomato impales itself on her horn.)
Izzy: (sternly, shaking if off) Sparky! Don’t do that again.
(He whimpers a bit; she instantly brightens and pulls out her phone.)
Izzy: Unless I’m around to film it! (He burbles joyfully.) Now, do it again, but wilder. (She follows his darting away.) Let your freaky fun flag fly, Sparky! Fly!
(A few pieces of trash do exactly that. Cut to an extreme close-up of a watermelon seed on a table; on the next line, zoom out to frame Sunny, Hitch, and Zipp regarding both it and a slice of the fruit with some puzzlement. They are back on Mane Street, and Hitch has stowed his pad and pencil.)
Zipp: And what’s your magic?
(The next shot reveals that she is addressing an earth pony stallion on the other side of the table. He lights a hoof and touches the seed; an instant later, it has transformed into a whole melon. Zipp lowers her phone and takes the slice being offered to her, a bit of magic causing it to become several more melons that fly in all directions. Hitch is so thrown off by this display of split-second agriculture that he topples over with a yell and needs a moment to pull himself back up to the table.)
Hitch: (dryly) Perfect. Great.
(Cut to the stallion, who gets a sticker gummed onto his forehead.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Don’t do it again.
(Cut to a close-up of Sparky, whooping but then becoming noticeably queasy as he sits on an office chair whirling in place at absurd speed.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) That’s the spirit! (Cut to her, phone put away; he barrels past, scattering drawings.) Abandon all order! Dazzle with destruction! (Extreme close-up of her mouth, zoom out to an overhead shot.) Express yourself to the extreme!
(Close-up of a hapless earth pony mare who has found herself caught in a rearing position by the vines that have grown up from the sidewalk.)
Mare 1: I…
(Zoom out; the three investigators are watching, and she manages an embarrassed little giggle before Hitch brings up one of his stickers.)
Hitch: Don’t do it again.
(Before he can apply it to her, a rather thicker tendril snakes in and begins to wrap itself around one of his hind legs.)
Hitch: Huh?
(He shakes it away and puts the sticker on her foreleg. The appendages of two other locals are given the same treatment in close-up, the second one glowing and sparking.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Look at their hooves!
(Zoom out quickly; the owner of said hoof turns out to be Posey, and the block is littered with jumbo produce. Sunny and Zipp throw concerned glances past the camera.)
Sunny: They’re all glowing!
(Cut to a meadow on this line; one pony sprouts a vine, while another touches a tree and causes it to begin cycling through a number of vivid colors.)
Sunny: (voice over) And…fizzing? (Pan to bring Pipp and Jazz Hooves into view.)
Jazz: (confusedly) O…kay? This is officially getting weird.
(Pipp breaks out her phone to record the incident, but a flare of green draws both mares’ attention to the ground. They find themselves being raised a considerable distance up from it in close-up; the stylist cries out and shakes a foreleg in a vain attempt to dispel its magic.)
Jazz: I didn’t even want to do that!
(A longer shot on this line discloses that they are now balanced atop a bush. However, the odd situation does not stop her from making a silly face right alongside Pipp as the latter snaps a “selfie” photo of them both. Sunny, Hitch, and Zipp gather at the bottom of the hill leading up to Canterlogic, Zipp checks her phone, while Hitch pulls out his notepad.)
Hitch: See? I just need to plan and plot out a perfectly thought-out list of precautions, all before you ponies can say “presto.”
(Cut to the two mares during this line, trading a look that might best be translated as “is he serious?”, then back to him as he finishes. Zipp has stashed her phone. Behind him, Mayflower and Posey inadvertently raise a giant flower and a vine, respectively.)
Sunny, Zipp: (hastily) Presto! Presto! (Hitch has put his pad away.)
Hitch: Ha, ha. I didn’t mean literally.
Sunny: (pointing past him) No, Hitch, the ponies! They’re—
Hitch: —safe and protected, now that we’ve put a stop to this. You’ll see.
Jazz: (from o.s.) MAGIC IS OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN!!
(On the latter part of this line, cut to her galloping wildly through the street toward the three, with Pipp flying alongside. A massive tomato rolls past in the background, ignoring all traffic regulations. The two stop, the Princess landing and proffering her phone.)
Pipp: And I have video proof!
(Its screen shows the color-changing tree, with a pair of low-resolution sunglasses superimposed on it and jittering back and forth.)
Pipp: In a sassy sparkle filter, too. I know, the sunglasses are a great touch, right? The Pippsqueaks made it just for me. (Cut to Sunny/Hitch/Zipp.)
Hitch: Why didn’t you try to tell me?!
Zipp: (pointing toward Jazz) I think it has something to do with the glowing hooves. (Back to the two new arrivals on this last; Jazz’s hooves have fired up again.)
Pipp: Not a good look, Jazz!
(Hitch raises a front hoof and taps his chin thoughtfully, but it takes a nudge from Sunny before he realizes that the effect has reached him as well. He screams in fright.)
Hitch: What does this mean?
Zipp: It’s gotta be the built-up earth pony magic. (Cut to him eyeing his hoof; she continues o.s.) I don’t think you’re supposed to keep it all in!
Hitch: (ruefully) I was wrong. I shouldn’t have put a pause on earth pony magic.
Sunny: Oh, I’m so happy to hear you say that! I-I’ve been trying to tell you—
Hitch: I should have gone straight to the Unity Crystals! When ponies united and the Unity Crystals were created, everypony got their magic! Maybe if we remove the earth pony one—
Sunny: What?!? No! That’s not what I meant.
Hitch: You were right, Sunny. Earth pony magic is powerful! Too powerful! We never had it before! Why do we need it now? Come on!
(He gallops off; a helpless glance passes between Sunny and Zipp before they give chase. Sunny is first to catch up to the single-minded stallion.)
Sunny: The Crystals aren’t the problem! But maybe if we interviewed everypony again, we could figure it out!
Hitch: There’s nothing left to figure out! This is the only way to keep Maretime Bay safe!
Sunny: (growling) Rash decisions don’t keep anypony safe!
(A mare shrieks and peels out after creating a mass of giant flowers, but Sunny and Hitch continue their charge, Hitch coughing and sneezing to clear his lungs of the ensuing pollen cloud. Pipp and Zipp have both gone airborne and pulled even, the former with phone at the ready.)
Hitch: Look around! We have to try and reset those crystals soon, or else… I don’t want to know “or else”!
(Cut to the bars of the holding cell in his office. Sparky leaps into view and grabs on, then vaults away to a shelf and knocks all its binders off before somersaulting onto a desk right in front of Izzy.)
Izzy: Ah! Did Zipp teach you that, Sparky? (Rumble from outside.) Huh?
(She turns toward the source as Sparky burps fire over the phone, turning it into an ice cream cone that he eagerly begins to devour. Lifting one of the windowshades on the front doors, his temporary caretaker is met with a vista of plant-based chaos up and down Mane Street—and her four friends galloping/flying toward the Crystal Brighthouse in the far distance.)
Izzy: Hmmm…that looked more serious than a simple trot through town. (She opens one door and calls after them.) Hey, friends! Wait up!
(Before she can start after them, here comes an exhausted Sparky to hug one foreleg.)
Izzy: (baby talk) Awww, looks like you got all your energy out— (normal tone) —and right on time! Izzy has to pop out real quick, but if you’re good while I’m gone, I’ll…
(Inspiration strikes; she gaps deeply and picks up a little McSnips-a-Lot squeaky toy.)
Izzy: …uni-cycle your very own racetrack.
(Sparky coos at the thought and squeezes the rubber crab once she passes it to him. Now Kenneth waddles into the office.)
Izzy: Thought you’d like that. Okay, Kenneth— (Her perspective, pushing him closer to Sparky.) —you’re in charge! (Back to her.) Watch Sparky for just a moment.
(Her perspective again on this last; the feathered “deputy” salutes.)
Izzy: Okay. (To her, backing out the door.) Good dragon. Stay right there. BRB!
(“Be right back,” that is; she turns and bolts down the street, the door swinging shut behind her. Cut to a long shot of the Brighthouse, tilting slowly up to its lantern room; on the start of the next line, cut to a slow pan across Hitch watching the Unity Crystals up here.)
Hitch: Taking the Earth Pony Crystal out is the only way to keep everypony safe from this mayhem! (The motion brings Zipp into view; he reaches for them.)
Zipp: Whoa, whoa! Slow your roll. (He stops.) You don’t know that.
(The next shot frames Sunny and Pipp across the room, Pipp having put her phone away.)
Sunny: Removing a crystal is not like flipping a switch! We could lose everything! (To Hitch as she finishes.)
Hitch: But if we don’t try something, we could still lose everything!
(To the newly arrived Izzy and Pipp on the end of this, then back to him, once again reaching for the assembly.)
Sunny: (pleadingly) Hitch…no.
(His hoof edges closer…closer still…and then a shock wave ripples through the multi-hued radiance surrounding the Crystals and he freezes in place. Long pause.)
Hitch: What am I doing? (withdrawing the hoof) You’re…right. This isn’t me. (Relieved/exasperated sigh from Sunny.) Guess I’m just… (backing off; the Crystals rise) …scared and unsure. Magic doesn’t operate by any rules. Rules are what I know! What if I can’t be the Sheriff everypony needs now?
Sunny: You’ll always be a strong sheriff, Hitch, because you care.
Hitch: I’m sorry, everypony. I just love Maretime Bay so much. But maybe having less magic isn’t the answer.
Zipp: But we’re gonna find out what is the answer, right?
Hitch: (smiling) Yeah! (Next three lines overlap.)
Sunny: Of course!
Izzy: Yep!
Pipp: You bet.
(The five ponies find their cutie marks glowing and ribbons of energy in pastel shades of their coat colors snaking up toward the Crystals.)
Sunny: (flabbergasted) Our cutie mark magic is…combining?
(Cut to the Crystals at their elevated height, behind which an enlarged, translucent image of Twilight Sparkle is forming above the central lift platform of the lantern room. Five gasps float up from the o.s. friends as they take in the spectacle; cut to them.)
Pipp: What filter is that?
Zipp: It’s not a filter. It’s…
(Cut to the image, rippling with static, then to Sunny on the start of the next line.)
Sunny: (mind completely blown) Twilight Sparkle!
Act Three
(Twilight’s voice reverberates slightly in the space.)
Twilight: If you’re seeing this, magic is now more powerful than it’s ever been— (Sunny and Hitch; he eyes his glowing hoof as the mare continues o.s.) —and earth pony magic has been activated for the first time in the history of Equestria.
(Back to her.)
Twilight: Magic is alive, always changing, growing stronger. (To Izzy/Zipp; she continues o.s. as Zipp brings up her phone to record video.) There are evil forces out there who will want to exploit it. (Back to her.) Once a pony tried to steal all the magic in Equestria for herself, and almost succeeded. (glitching briefly) I did all that I could to protect from—by summoning all of my magical strength to achieve placing the magic in the Crystals and the—but the spell is broken. You are exposed to the world once again. You must watch out for o—before she—op—I’m with you.
(The image winks out; Zipp stows her phone.)
Zipp: No! Come back!
(An ominous rumbling spooks all five of them back to the here and now; from the balcony, they can all too clearly see the gargantuan vines that are overrunning Maretime Bay proper.)
Hitch: (to himself, resolutely) It’s time, Hitch. You worked hard, researched, tried your best to keep the bay safe. But you’ve got to reverse action. If I wasn’t you, I’d tell you, “You got this.”
Pipp: Um, who are you talking to?
Zipp: And who’s the evil pony?
Misty: (voice over) Uh…Opaline?
(Cut to the winged unicorn in question and her underling, surveying an overhead view of Mane Street projected from the pool in her throne room. It is not much of a stretch to conclude that Twilight was referring to Opaline in the glitched-out portions of the message.)
Opaline: (sighing wearily, pacing) If it’s another compliment on my hooves, Misty, “hoof-tastic” isn’t a word, and I refuse to acknowledge it.
Misty: (pointing to projection) No, look. The earth pony magic is getting worse!
Opaline: Magic isn’t getting worse, it’s growing into something it never has before.
Misty: But…if it’s growing this fast, how are we gonna stop it?
Opaline: Oh, no, no, no, no. We won’t be stopping anything, Misty. In fact, we’re gonna let it thrive, so that when we pluck it, it will be the most powerful it has ever been!
(She cuts loose with a crazed, full-throated laugh that Misty tries and thoroughly fails to copy, prompting a contemptuous scoff.)
Opaline: If you’re going to maniacal-laugh with me, Misty, at least be in sync. (Cut to Misty; she continues o.s.) Ready? (Nod; back to Opaline.) And…
(A deep breath, and she gets to cackling all over again as the camera zooms out overhead; Misty tries her best to duplicate it, but again peters out after a few seconds. From here, cut to a stretch of daytime sky through which Windy is flying; a new vine lances upward, barely missing her, and she seizes its end and tries to force it back down onto Mane Street. A pony is hurled down the block from the force of another erupting plant, while another one races to avoid being flattened by a runaway melon and two others try to beat back a mass of flowers with pushbrooms. A pair of mares find the colossal blossoms aimed directly at them.)
Mare 2: What? I…
(Both of them get a faceful of pollen; now Sunny and her friends pelt/fly into view, Hitch in the lead.)
Hitch: Forget what I said earlier! Use your magic! As much as you can!
Sunny: But also focus! (front hooves to chest) And guide your magic.
(As she finishes, cut to a close-up of one of Hitch’s stickers being ripped off a foreleg tipped by a shining green hoof and zoom out. This stallion and his companion eye their charged-up limbs, let them go to full power, and touch them to the pavement. Magic vines race along the surface and into the overgrown flowers—but this time, they shrink away to nothing instead of chewing up even more of the architecture and one lets off a whooping laugh of triumph.)
Izzy: Express yourselves! Let your freaky fun flags fly!
(Her words are marked by pony after pony exerting their new power to erase the riot of uncontrolled plants, either wiping them out or bringing them back to a manageable size.)
Hitch: That’s right! Listen to Sunny and…Izzy? Where’s Sparky?
Izzy: Uh, he’s back at the station, dragon-napping.
Hitch: (relieved) Oh. Okay, then. (suddenly panicked) Wait! Did you say “napping”? He’s gonna be up all night now!
(He gallops for his office with a weary groan. Outside Canterlogic, Sprout considers the severely overgrown berry vine he has brought about and rips one of Hitch’s stickers off his foreleg. Tossing it aside, he taps a hoof on the walk to power it up, then lets his magic envelop the cellulose-based leviathan and start to reduce it.)
Sprout: Yes!
(He claps that same hoof down with a laugh, sending out a run of magic vines along the stones and making the physical one drop from sight altogether behind the raised curb. Within seconds, however, the ground starts shaking all over again and the magic surges upward. He finds himself in a rapidly expanding shadow, and the view clears to frame this new vine as being almost as tall as the factory itself. The berry hanging directly over his head has a diameter at least four times his length, and the stem creaks under the vast weight and snaps to put it in free fall. Just as in Act One, Sprout yells and gallops for his life while the Brobdingnagian fruit thunders after him.)
(Down on Mane Street, Pipp looks up from her phone.)
Pipp: (addressing herself o.s.) Hitch, look! (A step brings her over to him.) Giant glimmerberry coming again! Six o’clock!
Hitch: But it’s only two-fifteen!
(Sprout’s terrified scream rips the air and gets the Sheriff’s attention focused in a very big hurry. The cleaner veers off the walk and onto the lawn; down at street level, Glory/Peach/Seashell get snagged up by a freshly sprouted vine for the third time this episode. They gasp upon finding themselves squarely in the path of the rolling juicy doom.)
Pipp: My Pippsqueaks!
(She takes to the air and rockets ahead, followed closely by the rest of the gang, and all five line up in front of the vine as an equine shield. An innocent lamppost takes a hit and goes from vertical to horizontal.)
Hitch: Link hooves just like we did around the Unity Crystals! Our powers are always stronger together, right?
(Down goes another post. Cut to a ground-level close-up of their hooves, panning along the line as one pony touches his/hers to the next—Izzy to Sunny to Hitch to Zipp to Pipp. Hitch’s hooves are the only one to light up; he stares down at them in pure wonder. Cut to him and Sunny on the next line.)
Sunny: Relax, Hitch. All you have to do is trust yourself. You’ve got everything you already need.
(Buoyed by her confidence, the law-pony closes his eyes and centers himself. Close-up of his cutie mark as it lights up, then add a vertical panel for each of the others doing likewise—Izzy, Pipp, Sunny, Zipp. Each new panel pushes in from the right edge of the screen, compressing the others toward the left. From here, cut to a head-on view of the group and zoom out as magic vines flash over the pavement toward the bottom of the hill; a patch of stone disappears in a boil of sparkly, rainbow-hued dust as something thunders up into the light.)
(Pan along the line formed by the quintet, starting at Izzy’s end.)
Izzy: Whoa!
Pipp: (still o.s.) Whoa!
Sunny: Whoa!
Zipp: Whoa!
(The dust-obscured growth continues…the berry bears down on the spot…and now the view finally begins to clear. They have created a tree easily broad enough and tall enough to stop the thing cold, with a short, thick, gnarled trunk and an assortment of colorful blooms among the profusion of leafy, faintly glowing branches.)
Hitch: The tree’s right in the berry’s path! We’re protected! (Sunny laughs.) We’re gonna save the ponies! We’re actually gonna do it!
(The laws of physics get the last laugh, though, as the berry slams into the tree and ruptures into a tidal wave of juice and pulp. As its shadow falls over the group, the mares voice a frightened gasp and hunker down as best they can.)
Hitch: Oh, no!
(And then the purple tsunami is upon them, and upon Glory/Peach/Seashell, and upon half the block. The fillies are actually quite happy at being thus besmirched.)
Seashell: Ooh!
Sunny: Hey, look! We’re a friendship smoothie! (Laugh.)
Pipp: (dryly, smacking her lips) Mmmm…the perfect blend.
(Sunny and Hitch laugh; the mirth quickly spreads to all ponies in the purple-splotched vicinity, and the camera cuts to a pan that brings Sunny and Hitch into view on the next line.)
Sunny: Told you. Earth pony magic is something else. Who knew you had the power to grow magical trees?
Pipp: (to Zipp) Speaking of, have you seen this thing? (She brings out her phone.) It’s like five sparkle filters combined!
(She takes a picture as Zipp pulls out her own phone and fires it up.)
Zipp: (dictating) “Zipp file number three-one-oh. Flowers on magical tree look strangely familiar somehow.” (Her perspective, aiming the phone camera at one of them.) “Must investigate.” (The group again.)
Hitch: You were right, Sunny. I shouldn’t have tried to control all that magic, especially my own.
(The camera shakes from an o.s. impact.)
Sunny: (gasping) What was that? I-It sounds like it was coming straight from the station!
(Long shot of it as she finishes, with a plume of glittering green smoke issuing from the doors.)
Hitch: (gasping) Sparky! (galloping into office, sliding to a stop) Izzy! I thought I told you not to let Sparky make a mess…
(It takes him a moment to register the fact that the place is spotless—long enough for the other four to enter at a more sedate pace.)
Hitch: (calming down) …that is entirely cleaned up.
(Looking down at the base of his desk, he finds that Kenneth has apparently been quite busy with a small pushbroom. Here comes Sparky from around the corner, blabbering merrily and jumping onto Hitch’s back.)
Hitch: Wow! (to Izzy) I have never seen Sparky this happy! Did you follow the safety schedule? Feed him before sleeping? Not sleeping before eating? Check all the boxes on the comprehensive list I left?
Izzy: Nope, nope, aaaand nope! I tried that at first, but soon found out that ditching all the rules and letting Sparky run free was just what the dragon ordered. (to Sparky) Isn’t that right, little cutie?
(Said cutie gurgles his agreement and swings himself forward on Hitch’s sash so he can get a bit of cuddling.)
Hitch: Thanks, Izzy. I…may have over-thought it a bit. Trying to work on that. (sitting) I mean, he’s just a little dragon. What’s the worst that could happen?
(He gets an answer in the form of a sneeze that sends a green shock wave over every inch of the office and turns quite a few items into balloons, party hats, and toy balls.)
Hitch: Aaaand there it is. (He stands again.)
Sunny: Whoa! Sparky has magic?
(Kenneth sweeps his way across to the group, arriving underneath a balloon just in time for Sparky to sneeze a tiny fireball onto it. The smoke clears to show it replaced by an upside-down trash bin, which thumps neatly down over the bird.)
Izzy: What, you didn’t know? (Hitch bumps a balloon aside with his head.)
Hitch: (to Sparky) We’ll clean that up later, buddy.
(Dissolve to the five friends, the dragon, and several other Maretime Bay locals gathering near the tree. The area and all the ponies have been cleaned up, and Sparky utters an intrigued coo and waddles toward it as Hitch’s gentle laugh floats down. A soft purr rumbles in his throat as one clawed palm makes contact with the roots, and the spiraling grooves in the surface of his stubby little horns begin to glow greenish-white. A gentle flare of power in this hue washes up from him through the roots and trunk, then another, and then Hitch interrupts.)
Hitch: Okay, Sparky. (He places Sparky on his back; the light fades off the horns.) That’s enough magic for today.
(Now being carried home, the reptilian critter voices a satisfied little grunt. Cut to his perspective, tilting up along the full height of the flowered branches, then back to him reaching eagerly toward the camera as their reflection plays across both widened pupils.)
PORTRAIT OF A PRINCESS
Written by Janae Hall
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Prologue
(Opening shot: Pipp Petals’ section of the shared bedroom in the Crystal Brighthouse, seen through the camera of her cell phone. The bed and surrounding area are cluttered with pillows and assorted fashion accessories. A gold hoof reaches up into view to tap the screen and start a recording, followed by the rest of its owner. Morning sun is streaming through the stained-glass window behind her.)
Pipp: (singsong) Good morni-i-ing, Pippsqueaks! (Laugh; adjust the phone.) Okay, today is…
(She plunges out of view; a few items are hastily flung in all directions, and she comes up wearing a strand of pearls and a pair of sunglasses with heart-shaped lenses.)
Pipp: …Zephyr Heights’ Royal Princess Portrait Day! (Giddy squeal and laugh.) Okay, so this photo sesh isn’t until this afternoon, but you know I couldn’t get ready without you. Thoughts?
(“Sesh” = session. Approving emojis start to scroll up one edge, marking her fans’ reaction to this bit of news.)
Pipp: (gasping) Let’s see what Princess Zipp thinks about the combo!
(As she speaks, she swivels the phone away from herself to frame Zipp Storm, hovering and scrutinizing a document in her section right next door. The line ends with a cut back to the pink pegasus, no longer seen through the phone camera but pulling the device free from a stand and aiming it at herself. Sitting down, she discards the shades; cut to a close-up of Zipp’s phone, on whose screen a freshly taken photo of Pipp pops up, then to its owner.)
Pipp: (from o.s.) Zipp! (Who groans softly.) Did you get that photo I just Dewdropped to you? (To both as she finishes.)
Zipp: A little busy!
(The younger sister flies across the gap and comes to rest on the older one’s elevated bunk; the arm of the L-shaped desk below it displays a laptop and a taped-up map of Equestria.)
Zipp: (to herself) Who was she talking about? Gotta be something that I’m missing here.
Pipp: (flapping down to floor, phone in hoof) Come on, Zipp! Just a quick look.
(A phone camera-eye view of the pair.)
Zipp: I told you, I’m bu— (noticing camera, slamming laptop shut) Pipp! This investigation is private!
(She covers the lens with a hoof; back to them.)
Pipp: All right, all right.
Zipp: (pacing) How can you even think about Portrait Day when the mystery of that warning from Twilight Sparkle is still waiting to be solved? Who was this evil force she was trying to warn us about? (reopening laptop) How did she build protection around Equestria? She said we were in danger, Pipp!
(Referring to the message delivered in “Growing Pains.”)
Pipp: We are—in danger of looking awful in a portrait printed on the cover of Pegasus Weekly! (flying to a microphone in her section) And referenced by the media for all of time! (smiling slyly) Oh, oh, I know what will get you in the mood.
(It is the white/gold lucky one that Zipp retrieved for her in Chapter One. She pulls it loose from its stand, setting off a brief whine of feedback, and speaks into it. Her next three lines are amplified.)
Pipp: Let’s sing the Portrait Day song from when we were fillies!
Upbeat pizzicato string melody, brisk 4 (E major)
(With a disgusted eye roll, Zipp turns back toward her area.)
Pipp: Be still, ha, don’t move
Zipp: No song, Pipp. (She throws a pillow; cut to Pipp dodging it.)
Pipp: It’s easy to smile with you by my side
Zipp: (from o.s.) No song!
Song ends abruptly
(A second pillow catches the singing sister in the face, knocking her out of the air and causing her to drop both the mic and her phone. Snap to black.)
OPENING THEME
Act One
(Cut from the title card directly to a castle situated on a clifftop that overlooks a desolate plain cut by a winding river. Branches snake among the lower portions of the structure, and a tree has sprouted from the peak of the tallest tower. The sky is obscured by a thick blanket of dark foreboding clouds; what little natural light there is in this place carries an unwholesome greenish tint. A craggy mountain stands in the distance. Zoom in slowly; on the start of the next line, cut to a projection of Pipp’s phone video feed, playing above the pool in Opaline’s throne room—evidently this is a castle under her control. This angle catches the pink mare near the camera, holding up her microphone to make a silent “shh” gesture, while the white one is not immediately aware. Pipp is no longer wearing her pearls.)
Zipp: We have to figure out what Twilight meant. It’s our top priority. (noticing Pipp, lunging toward phone) Are you still live-streaming? Give me that phone!
(The image jitters in time with her grab, then freezes as Opaline voices a frustrated groan and Misty paces behind her.)
Opaline: Meddling ponies! (Cut to the frightened unicorn; she continues o.s.) Always sticking their noses places they shouldn’t be! (Both again; she dispels the video.) And how is Twilight Sparkle still interfering with my plan? (pacing) We need to get rid of those two princesses as soon as possible! (sitting on throne; Misty exits) You’ll just have to lure them into a trap.
(The flunky enters a different room, set up as a library: globe on a stand at its center, full bookcases lining the walls, stacks of additional volumes littering the floor. Something lying among them catches her attention as the camera zooms out slowly; back to Opaline, idly inspecting a hoof.)
Opaline: Hmmm…what could entice them? (Misty returns and lays the item on one arm of the throne.)
Misty: Maybe this could help? Their annual Portrait Day is coming up.
(Close-up of it held by Opaline. It is a photo, apparently cut from a magazine, of a portrait of a younger Pipp and Zipp with Queen Haven—the same one briefly seen in the prologue of Chapter One. Tucked into both fillies’ manes are horn-shaped flowers, with petals that are blue on the outer surface and yellow on the inner.)
Opaline: (from o.s.) An ocean lily. (Draw a deep breath; zoom in quickly on the one worn by Zipp.) Childhood memories! (Cut to her and Misty.) Perfect!
(Flinging the photo aside, she bounds off the throne and kick-starts her horn to summon a roiling blanket of mist from the pool. A perfect copy of the flower emerges from this, its petals unfurling close enough to the camera to show the yellow surfaces mottled with blue spots. Opaline grips it; cut to Misty as it is passed to her, then to both on the next line.)
Opaline: Just one more thing—be extra-careful with the older one. She’s far too curious for my liking.
(Misty nods acknowledgement, clamps her teeth around the stem, and heads for the exit as Opaline chuckles richly to herself. Cut to the exterior of Mane Melody in Maretime Bay, zooming in slowly, then to Sunny Starscout excitedly pacing the red carpet inside. Behind her are three chairs and vanity mirrors; Pipp primps at one, an unenthused Zipp lounges in another, and the one between them stands empty.)
Sunny: Wow! Royal Portrait Day? What kind of portrait are we talking? (to Zipp) How long has this tradition been a thing? (to Pipp) Is the portrait used for anything specific?
Pipp: Avant-garde, way before we were born, and the picture shows up everywhere, even on our pegasi money.
(She emphasizes this last point by holding up a currency note that displays a simplified rendition of the royals front and center.)
Zipp: Come on, Sunny. You aren’t actually interested in this stuff, are you?
Sunny: Of course! (sitting in the unused chair) Who else gets to learn about royal pegasus traditions like this from actual royals? What’s not to like?
Zipp: Uh, everything? (She vacates hers and paces, wings flexing; zoom in slowly.) Getting primmed and pampered all day just to sit still for hours? My wings are twitching just thinking about it. Besides, there are more important matters at hoof. I mean, we all saw that Twilight Sparkle hologram thingie, right?
(As she finishes, the view dissolves to the translucent image of the long-gone Princess from the previous episode. Zoom in slowly.)
Twilight Sparkle: (reverberating slightly) If you’re seeing this, magic is now more powerful than it’s ever been. There are evil forces out there who will want to exploit it.
(Dissolve to a close-up of an irked Pipp in the here and now.)
Pipp: Zephyrina Storm!
Zipp: Only Mom calls me that. (Pipp crosses to her.)
Pipp: (relenting) You used to love this stuff when we were little. Why not recapture that feeling and just enjoy it, hmm?
(Dirty looks on both faces, whereupon Sunny jumps off her chair and inserts herself between the sisters.)
Sunny: A little relaxation to clear your head… (to Zipp) …just have fun today, okay?
(The athlete gets no further than a smile in response before the sounds of the opening front doors and an electronic chime interrupt. Cut to the entrance where Haven is making her way in, preceded by her guards Thunder and Zoom. These two briefly spread their wings and take up positions facing each other across the red carpet, then bow as she passes them. Her dog Cloudpuff is flying alongside.)
Haven: Girls! (The pooch hits the floor, barks, and flies toward them.) Oh, my hoofness, it’s been far too long. Quick! Hug Mother! (He ends up on Sunny’s back.)
Pipp: (galloping to her) Mom! (She fulfills the request.)
Sunny: (bowing) Good afternoon, Queen Haven.
Zipp: (woodenly) Hi, Mom.
Haven: That’s it? Just “hi”?
(Cut to Zipp on the end of this, who rolls her eyes at being called out but still smiles and crosses to lean in for an affectionate nuzzle.)
Haven: (laughing) Now that’s the Princess—oops, sorry—that’s the Detective Zipp I like to see.
(A tuft of hair springs loose from her carefully styled forelock and dangles down the bridge of her nose.)
Haven: Oh, dear. (She regards herself in a mirror.) It seems the trip over has done a number on me, Pipp. Flying through heavy wind, just dreadful on the mane.
(Jazz Hooves and Rocky Riff walk/fly over to her, respectively.)
Rocky: Don’t worry, Your Highness. Rocky Riff at your service. (The two usher her across the floor.) I can fix those flyaways in no time.
Sunny: (indicating the chair she had sat in) Here, Your Highness. Take my chair.
Haven: Oh, so sweet of you, Sunny. (She flutters into it.) Thank you. (Pipp takes the one to her left; she gestures to the one still empty.) And come on, Zipp. One more chair with your name on it.
(Cloudpuff has left Sunny’s back by this point. Cut to Zipp, heading out.)
Zipp: I was thinking maybe I’d skip the—
Haven: (from o.s.) Zephyrina Storm!
(If hearing that full name from Pipp threw Zipp off her groove, getting it from her mother is enough to root her hooves to the floor and make her rethink things in a hurry.)
Zipp: Uh, never mind.
(She gallops back along the red carpet. Cut to an extreme close-up of an open jar of a beauty product; one of Rocky’s hooves dips in for a load, and a longer shot frames him plastering it thickly onto Pipp’s face, her eyes hidden behind cucumber slices. On the next line, pan slowly to show Jazz filing one of Haven’s front hooves, then on to Zipp. All three royals’ faces are identically disposed, but Zipp pulls one slice away to shoot her mother a hairy eyeball as Cloudpuff hovers nearby. Haven’s crown has been removed.)
Haven: (sighing) You girls wouldn’t believe the week I’ve had. Can you believe the florist asked if we wanted twenty-four-inch roses instead of our usual twenty-three-point-five inch?
(Zipp towels herself clean with an impatient groan in close-up.)
Zipp: What even is this stuff? (Cloudpuff nips the slice on her other eye; all three on the next line.)
Haven: And beige throw pillows instead of white? Beige!
Zipp: (producing a pair of headphones) How about some calming music, Mom?
(She sets them in place over the queenly ears and taps the screen of a nearby phone to start a soothing melody; instantly the prickly edge is gone from Haven’s demeanor.)
Haven: Thank you, dear.
(Her chair is swiftly given a half-turn to face her away from the others.)
Zipp: Psst! (Pan to Pipp and Jazz; she continues o.s.) Hey, Pipp! (Jazz moves off.) So… (All three again.) …is this the time you’re finally gonna ditch this thing with me?
Pipp: Pssh! Of course not! I actually like taking time to be pampered. It’s my favorite thing, right after singing, spooky stories, aaaand… (Gasp.) …selfies.
[Animation goof: Jazz’s bandolier has suddenly disappeared.]
(She grabs up her phone and takes several in quick succession, to which Zipp lets off a weary, eye-rolling groan. A glance in another direction brings her back around to a smile, though.)
Zipp: Huh.
(Cut to the stage, where Sunny has sat down to do a bit of light reading; Zipp steps up to her.)
Zipp: Hey, Sunny. How well can you do an impression of me?
Sunny: (nervously) Uh…
(She snaps up to all four hooves and drops her voice into a lower, husky register.)
Sunny: Is that a mystery over there? Cool, cool. (Sheepish grin.)
Zipp: (deflating) Yeah…maybe not. (She returns to her chair with a protracted groan.) Looks like I’m stuck suffering through another Portrait Day.
(Her boneless, resigned slump against one armrest is cut off by a blip and vibration from her phone, which she pulls out. Close-up of the screen, zooming in slowly; an icon for an incoming email message is displayed, then cut back to her on the following.)
Zipp: (exasperatedly) Really, Pipp? I’m right here! I don’t need to see your selfies!
(She whirls her chair through a half-turn on this last, after which the camera zooms out to frame the younger Princess—still placidly passing the time and with her phone nowhere in sight.)
Zipp: Huh?
(Now well and truly puzzled, she taps the screen to open the message and is met with a photo of a glimmering ocean lily growing from a patch of sand.)
Zipp: (awestruck) No way. (singsong, crossing to Pipp) Hey, Pi-i-ipp…
Pipp: (annoyed, pulling cucumber off one eye) What now? (Cloudpuff darts over and snags it.)
Zipp: (showing her the phone) Look!
(The pop star draws in an enormous gasp and grabs it away, sending the slice flying off her other eye and startling the dog into dropping his. Close-up of the screen, cutting back to the sisters on the following.)
Zipp: Wouldn’t this flower just be the most perfect accessory for a Ponygram selfie? (She ducks away.)
Pipp: Oh…my…gorgeous! Is that the rare ocean lily that only blooms once every decade? The only other time I’ve seen one is when we wore them in our manes for Portrait Day! (She whirls her chair to face Zipp and gasps.) Wow! (Grab a towel; wipe her face clean.) Who sent this to you?
Zipp: I don’t know, but it must mean the flower’s in bloom right now. (pacing toward doors) We have to go find it.
Pipp: (shakily, jumping off chair) But…but…Portrait Day… (Zipp stops.)
Zipp: (goading tone, taking her phone back) Oh. Oh, no, you’re right. Who needs a picture with the most Ponygram-able, once-in-a-decade flower there is, anyway?
(A rising moan marks the titanic struggle in the younger mare’s mind; she comes out of it by snatching Zipp’s phone to herself.)
Pipp: Okay—but we’ll be back to Zephyr Heights in time to sit for the actual portrait, right?
Zipp: I promise, we’ll get back in time. Hoof to heart.
(The promise is accentuated by the two each extending a front hoof to tap against one another, then pressing them to their chests. Pipp passes the phone over and throws a worried glance toward a still-blissed-out Haven.)
Pipp: What are we gonna tell Mom?
Zipp: I’ve got it covered.
(Cut to Sunny in an idle chair, flipping a cucumber slice into her mouth from a pile of them in front of the nearest mirror, and zoom out.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Hey, Sunny. (The camera motion brings her into view.)
Sunny: (gasping happily, jumping down) Isn’t this so fun?
Zipp: We’re gonna take a little break from Portrait Day prep, so we’re gonna need you to cover for us. Okay, thanks. Bye. (She and Pipp turn to leave.)
Sunny: Uh, wait! What about Queen Haven?
Zipp: Keep the cucumbers going, and she won’t even notice we’re gone.
(Out on Mane Street, the sisters emerge to the sound of the closing doors and their electronic chime.)
Zipp: (groaning mightily, spreading wings) Finally! Out of that stuffy salon!
Pipp: (needled) Hey!
Zipp: I mean, great salon. (Embarrassed chuckle; she starts walking.)
Pipp: So where are we headed, anyway?
Zipp: (facing the Crystal Brighthouse) Well, I was thinking the first thing we should do is check out the crystal room and see if there’s anything we might have missed in regards to the hologram.
(She and Pipp both bring out their phones in response to a blip and buzz; this time Pipp is first to open the newly arrived email and find a fresh picture of the ocean lily. She throws Zipp an unamused look.)
Zipp: (hastily) Did I say “hologram”? I meant “ocean lily,” of course. (She stows hers under a wing.)
Pipp: (holding hers out) Look!
(She has brought up a different picture of the flower, one that shows a vertical rock face in the background. Zipp taps a spot to enlarge it; zoom in as she speaks.)
Zipp: Those rocks look just like the ones by the beach.
Pipp: (fluttering wings) Ooh, beach day! Selfie in the sand? (Snap one of herself; stash the phone.) Definitely good for my feed.
Zipp: (feigning enthusiasm) Uh…yeah!
(Both lift off and are gone in a blink, not noticing Misty as she peeks out from around a corner to watch them depart. Zoom in slowly on her, then cut to a close-up as she ducks away and works her own phone, whose screen displays the same photo Pipp initially brought up—evidently she has been sending these emails to the pair.)
Act Two
(Cut to Pipp and Zipp swooping low over a stretch of beach, where a few ponies are out to have fun in the sun. The former has her phone in hoof again, while the latter pulls her out only after landing.)
Zipp: (dictating) “Note—beach activity appears calm. I wonder who sent those Dewdropped pics of the ocean lily?” (Back under a wing it goes; out comes a collapsible magnifying glass.) It feels similar to the Twilight hologram somehow.
(This second item is folded into its own handle and has no lens. A flick causes the two halves of a circular frame to snap outward and activates a flat energy field within as the optical element.)
Zipp: (to Pipp) Right?
(Said sister is still hovering, taking pictures of seashells on the sand, and paying not a whit of attention.)
Pipp: Uh-huh.
(Throwing her a nasty look, Zipp lifts off and begins to fly about and scan the area with her glass.)
Zipp: I mean, that message was so cryptic. She said we should have earth pony magic for the first time, which tracks— (Pick up/drop a frond of seaweed.) —but there’s a pony who’s going to steal magic? (A shell.) Everypony has magic now. (Check out a sand castle.) So that doesn’t make any sense. What do you think, Pipp?
(She gets a surprise in the form of McSnips-a-Lot popping out of one turret and throwing sand at her. Shielding her eyes with a cry of alarm, she backs off, shakes herself clean, and puts away the glass.)
Zipp: Pipp?
(No sign of her anywhere in the vicinity, but Seashell gallops past, spooking her into a gasp and an instinctive stomp that knocks a decorative shell off the structure.)
Zipp: Whoa! This could be important evidence!
Seashell: Sorry, Detective! (She and several other youngsters, including Glory and Peach Fizz, are gathering a short distance away.)
Zipp: What is going on over there?
(She moves in for a better look; cut to the front of the pint-size crowd as she catches up.)
Pipp: (from o.s.) Hey-hey from the beach, Pippsqueaks! (Pan to her, striking a pose and recording a video, on the following.) Some sunshine is all I need to look glowy for tonight’s portrait.
Zipp: (flying/landing by her) What are you doing? This stuff is supposed to be secret!
Pipp: But I told everypony I’d be live-streaming on Cliptrot all day!
Zipp: If Mom sees your stream, our whole plan is ruined! I thought you wanted to find that ocean lily!
Pipp: Of course I want to find it.
Zipp: Then try to avoid giving away our exact location, okay?
Pipp: (to phone, smiling/waving) All right, Pippsqueaks, gotta go! (to crowd) Pipp, Pipp, hooray!
Crowd: Pipp, Pipp, hooray!
(Pipp packs her phone away as Peach brings a piece of coral to her.)
Peach: Hey, Pipp, this coral would look perfect on a Portrait Day necklace.
Pipp: Aww, that’s so sweet.
Seashell: What about a flower?
(Being an earth pony, she presses a hoof to the sand and lets her magic grow a small one, which she plucks and passes over.)
Pipp: (gasping softly) Thank you, Seashell! How’d you know I was looking for a flower for— (Zipp nudges her roughly; she shifts gears.) —a flower? (tucking it behind her ear) Uh, I meant “follower” like you, yeah! (Laugh; poke Seashell and clear throat.) Um, do you follow me on, uh, uh…Feedbag yet?
(Cut to Glory/Peach/Seashell on this last, all properly confused by this query and cocking their heads, then back to the sisters as she continues.)
Pipp: It’s new. (Big dopey grin.)
Zipp: (to her) Come on. We gotta get outta here. (She lifts off.)
Pipp: (waving, pulling flower free, taking coral) Thank you, everypony! Your gifts are all so lovely. I’ll cherish them forever. ’Kay, bye!
(A nervous little laugh and blown kiss, and she too has cleared out. Cut to the exterior of Mane Melody, seen from across the street, and zoom in slowly.)
Sunny: (from inside) And so—
(Cut to her seated in a chair inside and reading from a magazine. As she continues, the camera pans slowly to frame Haven in the next seat over, having her face wiped clean by Jazz. The cucumbers and headphones are gone, the music playing in them has been shut off, and the Queen’s mane is fully back in order.)
Sunny: —what I was thinking is that a community garden could be just what Maretime Bay needs to start bringing earth ponies together. Like a designated place to practice magic. (Haven swivels to her.)
Haven: A magical garden sounds wonderful, dear—though I can’t say I know much about gardening myself. (beaming) That’s what the gardeners are for! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
(Sunny cringes at the bad joke when the camera cuts to her on the end of the previous. Now Rocky steps in to turn Haven’s chair a fraction.)
Rocky: You’re all set, Majesty.
(Cut to her visage reflected in a mirror.)
Rocky: (from o.s., setting crown on her head) Portrait Day perfection.
Haven: Oh, I’m so excited! Aren’t you, girls?
(Receiving no immediate response; she turns to look over her shoulder; cut to behind her chair and zoom out quickly across the room to show the girls in question nowhere around.)
Haven: Sunny, where did my girls go? (She bounds off her chair.)
Sunny: (thinking fast) Oh! Uh, they just went…mmm, back to the Brighthouse. They forgot their…mmm, tiaras?
Haven: Well, no point waiting here. (moving toward doors) We should just meet them at the Brighthouse. (To a suddenly scared Sunny on this last, then back on the following.) I haven’t had a chance to check out the new place yet.
(The young mare races up and does a semicircular skid to stop facing her.)
Sunny: You should visit—just, uh, not now. The Brighthouse is a total mess and I’d hate for you to see it in that state.
Haven: Oh, don’t worry. I may be a queen, but I can handle a little mess. I’m a mom.
(She tips a wink and resumes her placid journey toward the street; now Sunny throws a desperate glance toward the stage and gets a new idea.)
Sunny: Queen Haven! (Cut to said Queen, then back to Sunny stepping onstage, on the following.) A little birdie named Pipp told me you have an incredible singing voice, and it’d be such a shame if I missed my chance to hear it for myself.
(By this point, Haven has reversed course and moved closer to the performance area.)
Sunny: (holding out a microphone) Would you sing just one song with me before we go? (To Haven on the end of this.)
Haven: Well, I suppose one song never hurt anypony.
(A regal flap deposits her on the stage, but she gives the faintest shake of her head to the proffered mic.)
Haven: (voice slightly raised) Thunder?
(Sunny clears out of the way as the named guard zips into view with a different one balanced on his front hooves. Haven accepts it from him and sits, and he backs off; her next spoken/sung lines are amplified.)
Drum fill
Haven: I call this one “Pony Love.”
Rock power ballad with drums, electric guitar/bass, slow 4 (C major)
(The surrounding lights shut off, leaving her in a sparkly spotlight beam.)
Haven: I remember not so long ago, the feeling of the light
(Dissolve to the overhead disco ball, then to Thunder and Zoom watching enraptured in the darkened salon. Zoom records the performance on her phone as Sunny flops into a chair, having ditched the unused microphone.)
As it kissed my cheek, my time to speak came and went like night
Sunny: Phew!
(Dissolve to Haven.)
Haven: The crack of dawn, the curtain drawn, the mountains I have climbed
Song fades away on the end of this line
(Dissolve to Pipp and Zipp landing on another area of the beach. Pipp brings her phone to bear while Zipp casts her eyes over the terrain.)
Zipp: These rocks are just like the ones from the photo. We must be close.
(Her perspective during this; up comes her phone, displaying one of the pictures she received. The shape and texture of the stones is a match. Back to her.)
Zipp: Yes! See, Pipp?
(The sound of a clicking camera shutter grates on her nerves, and she turns to find her sister getting shots of herself in a variety of poses.)
Zipp: What did I say about keeping our location a secret?
Pipp: What? I turned the geo-tagging off. We’re totally off the grid, basically.
Zipp: (taking off) Whatever. Let’s just go find this ocean lily already.
(She lands near a small clump of flowers which clearly are not the ones she seeks, but she barely has time to check them against her phone before a picture of Pipp pops up. This is dismissed with a hoof swipe, only to be immediately replaced by a different one. After it too is cleared off and switched out for a third one—no credit for guessing where they are all coming from—Zipp uncorks an annoyed groan and slips the phone under a wing. The social media ace, meanwhile, has draped herself across the sand amid a scatter of starfish and is snapping away.)
(Dissolve to Zipp walking up to a rock face as Pipp flies over to her, still taking pictures. Zipp sighs wearily to herself and pulls out her own phone.)
Zipp: (dictating) “Flower mission—total fail.”
(She flops into the sand as if ready to let the tide wash her out to sea and away from all this nonsense, but gasps upon spotting a blue-mottled yellow petal right in front of her face.)
Zipp: Could this be?
(A check against a close-up of the petals in her photo indicates a visual match.)
Zipp: It is! (She rolls upright and surveys the area, seeing a few scattered others.) Huh. Pipp, I have a lead!
(Slipping the phone under a wing, she finds her sister scattering leaves over herself with one front hoof and committing the view to digital immortality with the other.)
Zipp: (groaning, crossing to her) Come on! No social media!
Pipp: But I put a filter on it so nopony will be able to tell where we are.
(Cut to the screen and back during this line; a couple of taps shift the background from the actual beach to various geometric/color patterns.)
Zipp: Your influencer stuff has been getting in the way all day!
Pipp: (irked, shoving phone toward Zipp) I thought the whole reason we were searching for this flower was for Ponygram!
Zipp: And your Cliptrot, and your Feedbag?
Pipp: (standing, laughing, walking off) That last one was fake.
Zipp: (groaning) I know! But you know what? It was never about the flower! I just needed an excuse to get out of Portrait Day! Okay?
Pipp: (scoffing) What?
Zipp: I have to admit, I did actually get into the search for a while there. But the truth is, I don’t care a salt lick about your Ponygram posts!
(Cut to Pipp on the end of this, her gobsmacked expression melting into one of true hurt.)
Zipp: Wait, I didn’t mean—
Pipp: Well, fine! If this lily is so silly to you, then why don’t you just go home? (She turns away.)
Zipp: What? I’m not giving this up now! I came all the way out here! I’m gonna see it through!
(She strides off after her sister, nose in the air, as the camera zooms in on a sizable boulder some distance back. Misty puts her head out from behind it and scatters a few ocean lily petals across the sand.)
Misty: It worked!
(Cut to a few other petals forming a rough trail along a sunlit stretch that runs between two broad patches of shadow and tilt up. They are lying just inside the mouth of a cave, which the sisters are entering, and Pipp’s mood has improved greatly.)
Pipp: (looking around herself) Ooh, look at that!
Zipp: Whoa! (Their perspective, advancing along a petal-strewn passage.) A hidden cave? (Back to them.) Hmmm…
Pipp: (singing) Ooh, yeah, yeah
(Zipp picks up a frond of seaweed and gives it an experimental sniff; a grimace and sound of disgust, and she is shaking her hoof to get it off.)
Pipp: It’s great acoustics. (The seaweed sails past, barely missing her.) Um, could you not be so annoying? Don’t even know why you’re here.
Zipp: Uh, I did all the hoof-work in this investigation? I deserve to see what I tracked down.
(She gasps as both stop short; cut to just behind them, framing a broad chamber lit by the gentle greens and violets of crystal outcroppings. At the opposite wall, a small cluster of ocean lilies is in bloom; they approach these slowly.)
Zipp: (awestruck, spreading wings) Whoa… (catching herself, disdainfully) …hmph!
(Her perspective, getting a good look at the flora through the camera on her phone.)
Zipp: Well, we found it. (The pair again; she addresses Pipp in a snarky tone.) Go ahead. Take your picture.
Pipp: (ditto) Well, maybe I don’t want to anymore. Wouldn’t want to ruin my feed with the bad vibe you brought to the bloom.
Zipp: What?!? Seriously. You’re not gonna take a single pic after all we’ve gone through?
Pipp: Well, if you hadn’t lied, we wouldn’t have gone through anything!
Zipp: Ha! I can’t believe you’re acting this filly-ish!
Pipp: (laughing scornfully, leaning into Zipp’s face) Well, I can’t believe that you are a liar!
(The argument is cut short by a tremor that shakes the entire cave and brings chunks of rock down from the ceiling.)
Pipp: Um…what is that?
(She cries out when a slab hits the ground as a near miss. They bolt for the mouth of the cave, barely avoiding being flattened by other falling masses, but do not quite make it before enough debris rains down to block the way. Zipp throws up a wing to shield both their faces from the ensuing boil of dust and gravel, and both gasp as they take in the full extent of the cave-in—the exit is so solidly packed that not one shaft of sunlight can penetrate. Looks of clear worry pass from one to the other.)
Act Three
Haven’s Act Two song resumes
(Cut to Haven, still performing the darkened stage at Mane Melody. Her next two sung/spoken lines are amplified by her microphone.)
Haven: A moment in the sun, bathing everyone in pony love
Song ends
(The lights come up, and Sunny vacates her chair.)
Sunny: (stomping applause) Encore! Encore!
Haven: Oh, thank you. But I couldn’t possibly do another.
(During this line, she passes the mic off to Zoom, cutting off the amplification, and Thunder darts in to wipe her face with a towel. She then steps down off the stage.)
Haven: Now where were we? The Brighthouse?
Sunny: (hastily) We can’t!
Haven: Now why not? And don’t try to push that mess business again.
Sunny: Well, uh, the truth is…Zipp and Pipp…uh… (She ducks over to a vanity and retrieves her phone.) …just texted me! They wanted me to let you know that they’ve already headed to Zephyr Heights and that you should just meet them there.
Haven: (smiling, relaxing) Ah. Of course they did. (Both sit in chairs as she continues.) You know, those two can be quite the hoof-ful. (apprehensively) They are doing okay on their own, right?
Sunny: Absolutely. They do have their moments of fighting over who used whose mane wash, but I think living at the Brighthouse has brought them closer.
Haven: (sighing, relieved) I’m so happy to hear that.
Sunny: Did they get along as fillies?
Haven: (laughing) They were attached at the wings! They did everything together!
(She produces her own phone and passes it across; cut to Sunny taking it, then to a picture on its screen—the earlier portrait of the royal family—on the next line.)
Haven: (from o.s.) Their personalities were always so different. (Back to her and Sunny.) But they laughed about it then. (wistfully) Not like now.
(Cut to Pipp and Zipp in the cave, the former hammering fruitlessly at her phone screen as the latter digs at the masses of fallen rock.)
Pipp: (groaning loudly, pacing) Come on! I thought we were besties, phone! (sitting) Come on, just gimme one bar. One bar! (Pan to Zipp.)
Zipp: (pointedly) It was your bestie that got us stuck here in the first place! (Cut to Pipp on the following.)
Pipp: Um, if I remember correctly— (pointing) —it was your idea! Who trusts rando Dewdrop photos, anyway?
Zipp: Well, somepony sure was eager to come along when she thought it’d get her a few extra hoof-taps.
Pipp: (groaning, standing) I can’t stand you!
(There follows a lively exchange of barbs and accusations, with each sister trying her level best to shout the other down for several seconds. They turn their backs on each other to end it; Zipp uncorks a loud groan and gets back to digging, while a heartbroken Pipp slumps down to sit at the edge of a small pool. Profile close-up of the former.)
Pipp: (from o.s, voice breaking) Well, looks like you got your wish. (Both again; zoom in slowly.) No Portrait Day for either of us now. (Sniffle. Zipp pauses her digging; zoom in slowly on her in close-up.)
Zipp: That’s not what I wanted.
(Sitting, she lifts a silver-tinted hoof and turns it so that the lower surface faces upward; a few crumbs of rock fall away in close-up, giving a clear view of the heart-shaped indentation. Back to her on the next line.)
Zipp: Hoof to heart.
(A moment’s reflection on those three words, and she turns her eyes to her dejected younger sister. Another moment, and she has backed carefully up to that sister and sat facing away from her. Cut to Pipp morosely regarding her reflection in the pool.)
Zipp: (from o.s., sighing) I really did want you to play hooky with me this one time, to have fun together like we used to. But… (Pan to frame her.) …it was selfish of me to trick you into coming along. In the end, I made it all about me. (chuckling weakly) I haven’t been a very good older sister, huh?
(Profile close-up of Pipp. Long silence.)
A cappella, same melody as in the prologue, moderate loose 4 (C major)
Zipp: Be still, don’t move
Pipp: (gasping softly) Our song!
(Zoom out slowly to frame both; Pipp’s mood gradually lifts.)
Zipp: It’s easy to smile with you by my side
Acoustic guitar in; regular tempo
Zipp: Don’t blink
Pipp: Don’t blink
Zipp: Big smile
Pipp: Big smile
(Crystals and seaweed fronds light up all over the cave.)
Pipp, Zipp: Just being with you, my heart opens wide
Pizzicato strings and soft percussion in, followed by full strings
(They circle one another playfully while holding out the last word of the previous line.)
Pipp, Zipp: As it all comes clear to me
You’re my best friend, my family
(They watch their reflections in the pool; Pipp breaks out her phone for a photo.)
I want to capture this moment as we hit our stride
(She puts it away and the two splash each other; now Pipp chases Zipp across the space.)
Zipp: With you by my
Pipp, Zipp: You by my side
(The pursuit turns into a graceful aerial dance as they hold out this last word and add a vocal flourish after it.)
Pipp, Zipp: (held out) Side
Quiet acoustic guitar only
(They touch front hooves and sink slowly to the ground.)
Pipp, Zipp: It’s Portrait Day, I want you by my side
Song ends
(Landing near the cluster of ocean lilies, they share a gentle laugh and sit by the pool.)
Zipp: I really am sorry, Pipp.
Pipp: Me too. I wasn’t exactly present either, being on my phone all day. I was so excited to be out and about with you, I forgot to spend time with you. (Cut to Zipp on the end of this.)
Zipp: That’s okay. I know you have to keep up with all of your followers on Feedbag. (A joking nudge.)
Pipp: (giggling, falling onto her back) Pffffffft! Why did I say that?
(Zipp copies the move as they let go with a hearty laugh.)
Pipp: I don’t know why we’re laughing when we’re still trapped in this cave— (her mirth evaporating) —possibly forever.
Zipp: (ditto) Right. (She snaps up to a sitting position.) I’m sure we can find a way out. (Pipp follows suit.)
Pipp: Right.
(Up goes the white mare for a bit of aerial reconnaissance—tapping at rocks, flicking at a glowing frond—while Pipp surveys at ground level and deploys her phone. Cut to within a pile of tumbled rocks, the camera pointing out at Zipp through a small gap; she pulls and knocks them aside to clear the view, then peers through.)
Zipp: Hey! I think I might have found something!
(Pipp looks up with an elated gasp and lifts off to join her. A different camera angle shows that the opening Zipp has found is in the ceiling, with a sunbeam shining in; now the older sister gasps as well and the younger glances at her phone.)
Pipp: I’ve got a bar on Bestie over here!
Zipp: Well, get streaming! And this time, geo-tag it!
(The social media maven shoots her a knowing smile and fires up the gadget, aiming its camera at herself.)
Pipp: Hey, Pippsqueaks! I’m in a bit of a bind.
(On this second sentence, cut to another phone held by a pony and playing the video. As she continues, the camera is pivoted to frame Zipp briefly.)
Pipp: Me and my sister need some help, like, yesterday.
(A gold hoof reaches toward the camera to tap a button, and the display changes to show a map of Maretime Bay with one spot at the beach highlighted by a heart marker. The phone proves to belong to one filly in a group of five foals—the same ones who found her on the beach in Act Two. They gasp in surprise and peel out toward a small pile of stones on a grassy promontory overlooking the beach. Cut to within the cave, the camera pointing straight up at the aperture; Glory peeks down and in.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) It’s working! (Zoom out quickly to frame her and Pipp.)
Pipp: (laughing) Wow! That was fast!
(Up she goes; at ground level, she puts her face up to the hole in the pile to address the youths.)
Pipp: I bet with your new pony powers, you could totally bust us out of this beach cave! (Cut to Seashell and two other earth ponies; she continues o.s.) Show me what those horns and hooves can do!
(They underscore the end of this by warming up their hooves and clapping them into the grass, instantly sprouting vines that snake down into the cave.)
Zipp: It’s working! Keep going!
(Glory wrenches a rock loose and airlifts it away, and Peach drags one off with her magic. Down below, an idea strikes Zipp.)
Zipp: Wait!
(A quick swoop down allows her to pluck an ocean lily and present it to Pipp.)
Zipp: You should take it.
(The gift is accepted, but before the recipient can speak, the newly grown vines dislodge enough larger chunks to let a full-grown pony pass.)
Seashell: Pipp, Pipp, hooray!
Zipp: You said it!
(Both sisters zero in on the newly opened escape route; up on the surface, Pipp strains a bit before popping loose like a cork shot from a champagne bottle. Zipp rockets up to blue sky with a triumphant laugh, and the sisters corkscrew upward to a higher altitude. Upon braking to a hover, they find themselves liberally festooned with limp seaweed; they drop to the grass with a chuckle, the camera cutting to an overhead view of them and the foals and zooming out slowly.)
Crowd: Pipp, Pipp, hooray!
Zipp: (high-fiving Glory) Pretty strong magic for such young colts and fillies.
Pipp: Thank you so much for helping us!
Seashell: How could we not answer your distress call, Princess Pipp?
(Back to the Princesses on the end of this; Zipp’s phone buzzes and bleeps, and she pulls it out and eyes its screen with a start of surprise.)
Zipp: We gotta get to Zephyr Heights now!
Pipp: Right. (to the foals) Uh, we gotta dash, but I’ll be sure to give you a shout-out in my next Cliptrot stream, so stay tuned!
(Cut to Glory/Peach/Seashell during this line, then to her rising alongside a now-hovering Zipp as she finishes.)
Zipp: (waving) Catch you on the flippity-flip!
(Pipp adds her own parting salutation as all four wings hit first gear to get them moving. Misty steps into view from behind a tree trunk at a distance; she snarls in frustration, then turns her eyes downward in a sigh of resignation at having failed to put the royals out of commission.)
(Dissolve to a long shot of the palace in Zephyr Heights, zooming in slowly, then to the throne room. The zoom continues as Haven paces the dais impatiently; Sunny stands at its base, and an artist is hard at work behind an easel.)
Haven: Where are they, Sunny? I’m not surprised Zipp is missing, but Pipp wouldn’t miss Portrait Day for anything!
(Ground-level view of both daughters’ hooves entering the chamber.)
Zipp: We’re here!
(Tilt up to frame them fully, still wearing those hanks of ocean vegetation.)
Zipp: Hi, Mom!
Haven: (gasping in horror, galloping to them) What happened to you two? (to Zipp, poking at her seaweed) I thought you didn’t like getting seaweed wraps.
Pipp: (sitting, fumbling under a wing) We had to go and get this!
(On this last word, cut to Haven as the recovered ocean lily is held out to her.)
Haven: (gasping, dumbfounded) An ocean lily? Just like the one you wore in the portrait all those moons ago? (A deep sniff at the bloom.) I love it!
Acoustic guitar/string melody from the earlier song, same tempo/key
(It is swiftly tucked into her mane, and she leads them past a proudly smiling Sunny toward the dais. Pipp and Zipp slide into position at its top, on either side of their mother, and throw a foreleg across each other’s shoulders to pull closer as their joyful smiles widen a notch. Dissolve to the family’s filly-age portrait hanging on a wall in a palace corridor, and pan to two others in sequence that mark their age progression. The second portrait shows no ocean lilies and Pipp smiling, but Zipp looks more than a bit uncomfortable and Haven glances worriedly down at her. The third is from the present, showing good spirits all around—not to mention all the seaweed that both Princesses are still wearing, except for a strand plastered across Pipp’s nose.)
Pipp, Zipp: It’s Portrait Day, I want you by my side
Song ends
(Cut to Opaline’s throne room, the camera aimed across its pool at the doors. Misty eases these open and enters with great trepidation, finding the winged unicorn seated on her throne.)
Opaline: (eagerly) So? Did you trap them?
Misty: For a while.
(A long shot of the room picks out a side door, different from the root-outlined one seen in “Izzy Does It.” This is set into an immense, twisted purple tree trunk that forms most of one wall and whose roots spill behind the throne and under the stained-glass windows behind the seat of power; cut into them is the upward-leading ramp first seen at the end of that episode.)
Opaline: And?
Misty: And then some ponies showed up and helped get them free.
(Extreme close-up of Opaline’s hooves on this last word; she stomps one against the throne with a groan, striking sparks from the gold surface. Floor level, the camera aimed at Misty.)
Misty: (cringing back, as Opaline plants her hooves in the fore) I’m sure I can lure them out again! I-I just need to—
Opaline: (from o.s, stepping forward) Don’t bother.
(Overhead shot of the pool on this last; a circle of mist swirls at the edge in response to her glowing horn.)
Opaline: It’s clear that it’s time I intervened.
(She laughs wildly over her reflection, which ripples into that of Sunny with her magic horn manifested.)
ALI-CONNED
Written by Kelly Lynne D’Angelo
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Directed by Randi Rodrigues
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Prologue
(Opening shot: a pan along a busy stretch of Mane Street in Maretime Bay during the day, followed by a cut to a close-up of Sunny Starscout’s hooves clad in roller skates and weaving rapidly down the road.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) Pardon me—oh, excuse me! (Her perspective; ponies yell and dive for cover to clear the way.) Um, but also, um, I have a really important announcement, one that will change all of our lives!
(The camera cuts to her during this last sentence, wearing a crash helmet for safety, and she closes in on a gazebo that stands in the center of the town square.)
Sunny: Hurry! Come listen! (She slews to a stop within the structure, ditching the headgear and wheels.) Ponies of Maretime Bay, I have some alarming news. (Zoom in quickly to a close-up.) We eat too much junk food!
(Down in the audience, Toots eats from a bag of chips while Sweets blows a bubble from a wad of gum she is chewing. Dahlia steps up alongside them.)
Dahlia: You’re just saying that to get us to come to your smoothie cart. Hmph! (The bubble pops.)
Sunny: What? No! But it is something we need to talk about. Why constantly eat junk food full of…well, junk…
(Cut to Toots and Sweets on these last two words, the stallion freezing just before he can bite down on a donut, then back to Sunny on the next line. As she continues, she pulls a stack of flyers from her saddlebag and holds them forth, showing a vibrantly colored picture of fresh produce.)
Sunny: …when we have amazing earth pony powers we could be using to create fresh fruits and veggies of our own? Imagine the possibilities!
Toots: (skeptically) Like what?
Sunny: (jumping down to him, passing out flyers) We could magically combine plants to make them more delicious—ooh! Or, or even invent new flavors of fruits! We can grow as ponies by growing our own food!
(The flip side of each sheet can now be seen to be marked by a French fry with a red circle-and-slash superimposed on it.)
Dahlia: (wearily, hoof to forehead) Not another one of Sunny’s lost causes! (Grumbles from the crowd; flyers are tossed aside.) Hmph! (They disperse.)
Toots: (with a sound of disgust, throwing his away) Yuck to that— (smiling, lifting donut) —and yum to you!
(He proceeds to wolf it down in one bite as a crushed Sunny watches the flyers become just so much litter on the pavement. Hitch Trailblazer, Izzy Moonbow, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm arrive on the scene; Zipp has a flyer in hoof.)
Zipp: Hey! How’s your rally going?
Sunny: So far, it’s been nothing but failure. Nopony in town even took one, did they?
Zipp: (showing the flip side) To be fair, these flyers do have a giant “no” sign across a picture of French fries.
Sunny: (pacing, getting increasingly worked up) There are so many things that need changing. How can I make the world a better place if nopony’s willing to listen? With all our new earth pony powers, there’s so much potential! I just want to help!
(As she speaks, cut to an extreme close-up of her cutie mark starting to glow, then to her friends taking a step back. She finishes with a leap into the air, but remains up there once her magic wings and horn manifest to keep her aloft, her saddlebag disappearing. A collective gasp from the scattered onlookers; Sweets’ gum bubble pops all over her face, while Toots is so dumbstruck that he drops a second donut. The ponies gather in, murmuring excitedly among themselves, as Sunny touches down.)
Toots: Okay. Tell us more about them fruits and vegetables, Sunny.
Sunny: I finally got your attention?
(She spreads her wings and giggles. Snap to black.)
OPENING THEME
Act One
(Cut from the title card directly to a close-up of a smoothie being placed by Sunny on the serving counter of her stand and picked up by a customer.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) Whoo! I am over the Luna Moon!
(Longer shot, framing her doing a brisk business as Pipp and Zipp look on. Her wings and horn are still present.)
Sunny: Oh, the response in town went from zero to a hundred in seconds! Ah! What gives, right? (All three laugh.)
Zipp: I think I can solve this mystery pretty quick, or maybe you should just use that alicorn mirror of yours?
Sunny: I have something on my face again, don’t I? (Sigh; pull out her compact.) I knew it!
(A flip of the lid, and the mirror inside tells the whole story and startles her considerably.)
Sunny: My alicorn magic?!? (Groan; she shuts it again.) It was an accident! (slumping, face in hooves) Oh, this keeps happening.
Pipp: (gesturing toward line) But that isn’t a bad thing.
(Cut to a pan/zoom out across the waiting ponies, including Glory, Peach Fizz, and Seashell. Each of these three has donned cardboard replicas of the features she lacks.)
Pipp: (from o.s.) It’s a wonderful thing! That line is full of eager ponies who want to listen to you. (The stand again.) Am I jealous about that? (laughing, fidgeting) No, no, never, because I’m secure in myself and I have thousands of followers on multiple platforms validating my every move.
(She finds herself on the receiving end of a very funny look from her sister.)
Pipp: Uh, not that that matters. (Laugh.) It doesn’t.
Sunny: Whoa. Why are they all looking at me?
Pipp: (leaning across counter) Because, well, look at you. You’re an alicorn. Soon everypony will be watching your every move while breathing down your neck at every moment shouting… (mimicking a chanting crowd) …“Sun-ny! Sun-ny! Sun-ny!” (Cheer.) “We love you!” (Sunny lets out a flustered little yelp.)
Sunny: That is…a lot. Um, I’m not used to all this attention. I, uh…I need some…space! Um, yeah. Space. Okay.
(She dives behind the counter and huddles in a back corner with her now-open compact, hyperventilating and straining.)
Sunny: I gotta get a hold of this. I don’t want to be an alicorn right now!
(And just like that, the wings and horn dispel themselves; she eyes her reflection with great relief.)
Sunny: There we go. Whoo! Finally.
(The compact is clicked shut with a last sigh; cut to its magic video feed winking out in Opaline’s throne room and zoom out to frame her watching.)
Opaline: Sunny can transform into her alicorn form? (pacing) I’ve never seen this before. (Misty is off by the side doors, drinking a smoothie.) And she doesn’t want to always be an alicorn? However— (Close-up.) —if I can get Sunny to embrace her alicorn powers, just imagine what I could accomplish with another alicorn by my side. I’ll be even closer to the magic I need.
Misty: (from o.s.) Totally.
(Cut to her, laughing and slurping from her cup. The noise gets on Opaline’s nerves after a few moments.)
Opaline: What is that? (Cut to Misty.)
Misty: A smoothie! It’s got jicama in it, which isn’t my favorite, but it still tastes like happiness. (Another pull; then she offers it up.) Want some?
(The answer comes in a blast of magic that disintegrates it and leaves her yelling and shaking her hoof to make sure it is still attached. On the start of the next line, cut to frame both and zoom in slowly as Opaline paces around the pool.)
Opaline: This is no time to drink vegetables—but it is time to plot. We have a job to do. Misty, I’m going to need you to infiltrate.
Misty: But how?
Opaline: (groaning loudly) Join a group of ponies! Blend in! I don’t care! Just do whatever you have to do and find a way to get Sunny vulnerable. And as for Sunny’s compact… (warming up horn) …well, I think it could use a little extra alicorn magic, don’t you?
(She laughs maliciously as mist swirls around the edge and her reflection becomes that of Sunny, wings and horn firmly in place. Fade to black.)
(Snap to the stand, with Sunny/Izzy/Zipp now all behind the counter. The white pegasus flies out the end hatch and past a table at which Hitch, Pipp, and Sparky Sparkeroni are relaxing. Sheriff and dragon are sucking down smoothies, while the Princess regards her cell phone with a glum sigh. This gives way to a longer, overly dramatic one that leaves her slumped bonelessly over the table.)
Hitch: Something bothering you, Pipp?
(She snaps upright just in time to get an eyeful of her sister rolling a mammoth watermelon back to the stand with her head.)
Pipp: (hushed) Don’t mention it to Zipp, but yes! (normal tone, working phone) None of my Cliptrots have been doing well. These super-popular and adorable ponies, the Filly Four, have been totally slaying the game!
(“Super-popular and adorable ponies” is delivered in the snarkiest tone she can muster. She finishes by showing Hitch a clip in which four mares—one of them Misty—don sunglasses and perform a series of sped-up dance moves.)
Pipp: I’m not saying it’s a competition or anything— (jabbing at screen) —but this post has got thousands of hoof-taps! My latest post only got three likes and one monkey. (freaking out) And I don’t even know what a monkey means! (Head flop onto table.)
Hitch: In a little bit of a slump? (Sit up.)
Pipp: I’ve been trying everything lately! Singing loudly, singing softly, singing in general—oh, my hoofness. What if I’ve been… (Deep, horrified gasp.) …shadow-banished?
(“Loudly” and “softly” are delivered at the volumes they describe. After she finishes, Jazz Hooves leans into view, not wearing her usual bandolier.)
Jazz: I don’t know what that means, but it sounds ominous.
Pipp: (to her, sarcastically) Thank you, Jazz. (to Hitch, normal tone) Shadow-banishing is when your content gets blocked to viewers. (Close-up.) I mean, it has to be that, right? There can’t be any other explanation!
(She pauses in mid-rant at the sound of laughter from the o.s. Hitch; zoom out to frame him eyeing his own phone.)
Jazz: Why are you laughing at such a serious time as this?
Hitch: Oh, sorry! It’s just—this video of Sparky, you gotta see it.
(The two mares gather in for a closer look and are rewarded with a clip of Sparky repeatedly hiccupping as a pickle slice is held out to him on a fork. The last hiccup is accompanied by a burst of flame that turns the vegetable into a rock nearly the size of his head; he licks this with gusto and hugs it, and a storm of hearts floats up to mark viewers’ approval. Cut to the three watchers on the following.)
Pipp, Jazz: Awww…
Jazz: That was so adorable. Wow. (Pipp grabs the phone from Hitch and taps at the screen.)
Pipp: And look at all these comments, shares, and likes! (Gasp; her face falls.) And monkeys. What does that mean?!?
Hitch: Yeah, my little buddy has some sorta magic touch. I call it “Sparky’s Spark.” All of his stuff goes viral.
Pipp: (slyly) Hmmm…viral, you say. (She sidles sweetly up to Hitch.) Do you think I could borrow him for a little bit?
Hitch: Dragon-sit? Usually Izzy does that—but sure! I can use a little “me” time and you can bond with Sparky.
Pipp: (laughing airily) Yes, yes! Bonding, that’s exactly what I plan to do, and definitely not crack the code of Sparky’s Spark. (Another, more forced laugh.) Not that.
(She takes a drag from her smoothie and smacks her lips. Meanwhile, Windy has reached the head of the line at the stand and Zipp has rejoined Sunny and Izzy behind the counter.)
Sunny: How can I help you, fellow thirsty and engaged citizen?
Windy: I’ll take the Alicorn Special.
Sunny: (puzzled) Alicorn Special? Um, we don’t have anything like that.
Windy: Oh, I don’t really care what it is. I just want a smoothie that an alicorn like yourself would drink.
(Followed immediately by a clamor of similar requests from the other waiting customers ;all three workers hop to it.)
Sunny: Okay, sure. Yeah, I’ll conjure that up.
Windy: But I kinda want it made by the alicorn, you know?
Seashell: Please, oh, please do the alicorn thing again, Sunny!
Peach: It’s so cool!
Sunny: The thing is, it doesn’t exactly work like that. Um…
(The faces of Windy and the three fillies betray their instant disappointment.)
Sunny: …why don’t I help you with your orders and tell you about this awesome idea I have instead?
(Cut to the line on the end of this, the would-be patrons voicing a collective groan and plodding off, then back to her on the start of the following. Zoom in slowly; Zipp watches, perplexed, as golden sparks swirl around her friend—the magic reasserting itself.)
Sunny: To get more ponies interested in fruits and veggies, we can build a community garden! A massive one, where everypony can practice the art of…
(Long shot of the stand, seen from the side opposite the tables. A great blast of golden energy washes outward from the window, briefly lifting the whole rig off its parking spot and accompanied by Sunny’s grunt from within. Close-up of her on the next line, horn back in full view.)
Sunny: Excuse me. (She sticks out her tongue as if trying to clean some residue from the inside of her mouth.) I think some dust got kicked up. (Wings flare out.) Anyway, I—
Zipp: Uh, Sunny? You’re an alicorn again.
Izzy: So sparkly! (Sunny opens her compact to check herself over; cut to the three fillies on the next line.)
Glory: Amazing!
Peach: Gorgeous!
Seashell: I want to be like you when I grow up!
Sunny: You do?
Peach: (leaning across counter) Are there any super-cool causes we can help with right now?
Sunny: Really? A-Actually, there are! (rummaging, unrolling a yards-long list; Toots and Sweets are taken aback) Um, okay, let’s see. We can start with some planters around town, and save “Airhorns for Armadillos” for later. The name kinda speaks for itself.
(Zoom in slowly on her compact, standing open on the counter near her. A gleam of light washes over the mirror; when it clears, her reflection turns on its own and uncorks an oily cackle in Opaline’s voice.)
Act Two
(Cut to an extreme close-up of a hoof scraping at something hidden behind a wooden rail, followed by a mouth-dropped seed and two other hooves reaching down to press it in. A longer shot tells the tale; Glory, Peach, and Seashell are doing a bit of planting in a garden box set up on Mane Street. Seashell hits the seed with a dose of magic from her hooves, and in short order a vine laden with basketball-sized green fruits is erupting from the enclosure. Zoom out to frame Sunny on the next line, watching from across the street.)
Sunny: Oh, my dreams are coming true! The community is literally growing together! (Giddy squeal; she crosses to the fillies. Cut to them as she continues.) What are you growing over there? Grapefruits? (To her and back on the following.) Uh, no. Um…zucchini.
Seashell: It’s a grape-cchini! A combination grapefruit-zucchini!
Sunny: Oh! Interesting. Um, I’m just happy you’re all showing such enthusiasm.
(Her perspective of the trio on the end of this, Glory and Peach now holding up the crossbreed fruit.)
Peach: (as they drop it to splat on the pavement) We made the alicorn happy!
(Cut briefly to Sunny, who reacts with some trepidation to this assessment as a young, shrill squeal of delight floats over to her. An instant later, Glory and Seashell are staring intently past her toward the camera.)
Glory: Neigh way. (Seashell gasps; Peach crowds into view with them.)
Peach: Is that…?
(Cut to a close-up of one of the four dancing, sunglasses-wearing mares seen in the video clip Pipp played during Act One. Pale green earth pony, light blue mane/tail/brows and matching eyeshadow with a slight dusting of glitter across the cheeks.)
Fillies: (from o.s., awestruck) The Filly Four!
(She tosses her head; pan to a second earth pony mare, this one bright pink and with a violet/blue-green mane/tail lightly sprinkled with glitter. Violet brows and eyeshadow are visible past her tinted lenses, as is a touch of sparkle on the cheeks. Another pan frames Sugar Moonlight, an earth pony mare who had modeling duty at the Canterlogic show in A New Generation. Light pink coat; glittery mane/tail streaked in red and pale pink; red brows and matching makeup around the bottom of each eyesocket. The fourth is Misty, who takes a misstep and goes headfirst into a trash can. The fall discloses a cutie mark on her right haunch, but the camera angle prevents a clear view at the moment. Based on her comments in “Izzy Does It,” though, it must be a fake.)
(Sugar steps toward Sunny as the fillies cheer and scream, the camera shifting to frame her head-on as she speaks. Misty digs herself out of the garbage as the other two check their phones. Hoof colors for the first three, in order: light blue, violet, deep red.)
Sugar: Sunny, we’ve been looking for you everywhere. (lowering shades, showing red-edged white shadow on eyelids) It’s so nice to finally meet.
Sunny: We went to school together, Sugar. I sat next to you in—
(Sugar whips over and throws a chummy foreleg across her shoulders.)
Sugar: I’m Sugar. (indicating the others in order) This is Rosedust, Lily, and, uh, what’s that new unicorn’s name?
Rosedust: Minty? That slot is always on rotation, so we forget. (Ditzy giggle.)
Sugar: We were just about to go shopping. Want to join?
Sunny: I don’t need to go shopping, but—
Lily: (circling her) But if you come with us, everypony is going to see us together. And we’re super-influential.
(Her movements give a clear view of the jeweled ring she bears as a cutie mark, and a clearer shot of the violet-edged white shadow on her eyes. The next shot frames enough of Misty’s ersatz mark to establish it as a butterfly traced in white.)
Misty: Imagine what you could do with all that power.
Sugar: Exactly, Marcy!
Misty: Misty.
Sugar: Whatever. (to Sunny, as she/Lily/Rosedust cluster in) All you have to do is hang out with us. (foreleg across shoulders; zoom in slowly) And stay an alicorn, of course.
(Now her mark can be discerned as an opened paper fan, while Rosedust has a pair of sunglasses for hers.)
Sunny: Right! (laughing uneasily, stepping away) Uh, one sec. (pointing to one side) I just need to freshen up…over there!
Sugar: (perplexed) Freshen up in a hardware store? (Lily snaps a photo of herself.) Weird, but okay.
(Here comes Misty, pulling her shades down to keep an eye on the mare of the hour trotting toward said store. Once satisfied that she is out of earshot, Sunny pulls out her phone and places a call, a panel sliding in from the left side that shows Pipp reading a magazine in one of the chairs at Mane Melody. She answers after a few seconds.)
Pipp: He-e-ey.
Sunny: Pipp! The Filly Four want me to hang out with them! (Pipp’s eyes pop.) Uh, what should I do?
(The pop star shrieks and throws her light reading aside, then scrambles to put phone back to ear. Behind her, Sparky flies up to the disco ball suspended from the ceiling.)
Pipp: Oh! The Filly Four. They’re the ones eclipsing me on social media! They’re, like… (Nervous laugh; Sparky swings on the ball.) …super-famous right now.
Sunny: (pacing) They are? (He launches himself off.)
Pipp: Sh’yah! You need to do all you can to get them on your side. (Sparky pops up behind her.) Ah, your school days are coming full circle, Sunny. You’re going from misfit to popular pony!
Sunny: Okay! (Pipp pets Sparky.) I’m gonna do it, then.
(She hangs up, her panel expanding to fill the screen again, but is greatly surprised to find her horn beginning to flicker out.)
Sunny: Oh, no, no, not now!
(Both it and her wings vanish as her saddlebag rematerializes.)
Voice of Opaline: (gently) Sunny…Sunny…
(After a bit of looking here and there, Sunny pinpoints the location as the bag itself and pulls out her compact, popping the lid open. The mirror displays her reflection normally for a moment, but a wash of light puts the horn back on her head and changes the wondering expression to a more determined one. The image speaks in Opaline’s voice.)
*** Any lines marked with an asterisk (*) are delivered with the compact held in such a way that its mirror is not in view. ***
Opaline/Sunny: Sunny.
Sunny: Is this…me?
* Opaline/Sunny: Yes. (Cut to frame both.) Hello, me. Hello, you.
Sunny: (laughing) Whoa! Oh, I need to share this with Zipp right away! (She starts back the way she came.)
* Opaline/Sunny: Wait!
(The mare stops short, dropping the compact and landing on her belly. Zoom in slowly on her pseudo-reflection, which voices a hesitant laugh, and dissolve to a close-up of Opaline on the next line)
Opaline/Sunny: This magic mirror is only for alicorns, Sunny. I’m your inner voice.
(She steps closer to the projection of the real Sunny’s face, transmitted by the mirror and hanging above the pool in the throne room.)
Opaline: I’m here to guide you.
Sunny: You are?
Opaline: Yes! (pacing) If any other type of pony uses it, it will lose its enchantment—because alicorns are special.
(She flares her wings to emphasize the point to herself; cut back to Sunny on the pavement.)
* Opaline/Sunny: You are special. Haven’t you noticed?
Sunny: No, no, but I do feel…different?
* Opaline/Sunny: Not different, special. (Close-up of her in the mirror, the compact being slowly picked up by Sunny.) Better, even. Why be a basic, boring earth pony when you can be… (spreading wings) …an alicorn?
(A soft gasp floats down; profile close-up of Sunny, now sitting up.)
Sunny: (glancing at her flank) Then how…how do I stay an alicorn? (Zoom in slowly on the mirror.)
Opaline/Sunny: Find the source of your power and harness it. Then all your wildest dreams can come true!
Sunny: (excitedly) Even the community garden? (Cut to an incredulous Opaline in her throne room.)
Opaline: That’s your wildest dream? We’ll work on that. But, yes!
(Back to Sunny, who draws in an elated gasp; she is back up on her hooves.)
Sunny: I’ve been drafting my garden dream board at the Brighthouse! (Her wings and horn gradually phase in; her bag vanishes.) Oh, I really want it to become a place where I can help other ponies use their magic! A place where everypony can—
Opaline/Sunny: Yes, that’s it. Look!
(Sunny does so, realizing that she has powered up.)
* Opaline/Sunny: Go take what’s rightfully yours.
Sunny: Wow! (Laugh.) Thank you so much, me! Uh…mirror-me? (Cut to an annoyed Opaline; she is heard over the line.) Sunny Squared? Eh… (Back to her.) …I’ll come up with a better name soon.
(Giggling wildly, she closes/stows the compact and trots away; dissolve back to Opaline as she dispels the feed with a malevolent little chuckle.)
Opaline: (pacing) Sunny’s easier to manipulate than I thought. As long as Misty puts on the pressure too, she’ll be on our side in no time.
(Tilt down toward her blurry reflection in the pool, then dissolve to a chair inside Mane Melody as Pipp whips into view to plunk Sparky down in it.)
Pipp: Okay, Sparky, I need your help here. I can’t risk losing all relevance in the digital world. (spinning the chair) I must go viral. (Close-up of him; she continues o.s.) What gives you that spark I’m missing?
(He coos delightedly at the attention; back to her, scooping up her phone from the floor.)
Pipp: Hmmm…let’s see…
(She comes up with a clip of the little guy dancing and falling on his rump, which garners a plethora of positive reactions, then brings up one of herself doing roughly the same, punctuated by grunt-singing and a final shout of “Yeah!” It gets no more than a couple of hearts. Now she runs a much-adored clip of Sparky whimpering and crying, followed by a much less well-liked shot of herself doing likewise. Three more clips continue the trend—Sparky wearing heart-shaped sunglasses, tottering around, with an oversized star barrette on his head—while Pipp’s attempts to duplicate the moves get her a whole lot of nothing.)
Pipp: (on video, in time with these three) Ooh! Ohh! Yeah!
(The despondent pop star blanks the screen and receives a clumsy attempt to lift her spirits when Sparky pulls a pacifier from his own mouth and shoves it into hers.)
Pipp: Can you please not right now?
(He scampers away as she spits the thing out and pitches the phone over her shoulder with a loud groan.)
Pipp: What does Sparky have that I don’t? I have to get to the bottom of this. (pulling another phone from under a wing) Well, good thing I carry several phones on me for good measure.
(Her perspective of the screen on this last, showing a photo of the Filly Four sans Misty that is drawing in the likes at full speed.)
Pipp: (gasping) No! (Back to her, throwing this one away.) Oh, my eyes! It burns!
(The sound of chomping cuts off any further histrionics; cut to Sparky gnawing on the device and earning a very funny look from his caretaker. Back on Mane Street, Sugar and Lily are busily taking pictures of themselves as Sunny flies into view behind them.)
Sunny: (landing; they turn to her) All right! Feeling much better. After looking at gardening tools, I’m in! (The entire Filly Four gather across from her.)
Sugar: Perf! Then let’s get shopping! (Short for “perfect,” that is.)
Sunny: (flying to cut them off) I have another idea. I decided I’m going to make an announcement about this huge project I’ve been working on, and I want to get everypony involved.
(Cut to her perspective of the thoroughly flummoxed quartet during this line, then back to her after she finishes.)
Sunny: Only if they want to get involved, though. (She is immediately beset by Glory/Peach/Seashell, who have shed the fake horn/wings they wore previously.)
Seashell: Yes, we do!
Peach: Pleeeeeease?
(Back to Sugar on this last; she flips her shades up, exposing deep pink eyes, then lowers them again after a long, searching stare and smiles.)
Sugar: (crossing to Sunny, foreleg across shoulders, winking) The Filly Four would love to help. We’ll rally all the ponies in town to hear the news. We’re here for you. But first… (Up go the sunglasses and her phone.) …smile!
(Sunny follows instructions as a picture is taken.)
Sugar: (walking away) That is so going viral.
(Cut to Izzy, hard at work behind a table in her section of the shared bedroom in the Crystal Brighthouse. She levitates a coffee mug, sets it down inverted, then whips out a frying pan and poises herself to smash it flat. Pan quickly to Zipp in her section, working at her laptop, accompanied by the clang of iron on wood and the sound of shattering ceramic.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Perfect!
(The pegasus glances up at the sound of idle, relaxed scat singing from the o.s. Hitch; cut to him entering the room. Zipp crosses to him.)
Zipp: Whoa there. What’s gotten into you?
Izzy: Yeah. You seem so…chill.
Hitch: Pipp offered to watch Sparky for the afternoon and I finally got some much-needed “me” time— (pulling an album from a box) —which is gonna end with myself, a bubble bath, and the newest Bridlewood Beatnik jazz album.
(Cut to its cover as he finishes—surrealistic images of two unicorns fashioned from construction paper—then back to him.)
Zipp: Cool, cool. (catching herself) Wait. You let Pipp do what?
Hitch: No doubt she’s having a relaxing time with Sparky too. (looking around) Now where did I put that hydrating face mask?
(He misses the very uneasy look that Izzy throws to Zipp, no doubt remembering what she went through caring for the dragon in “Growing Pains.” Cut to a frantic Pipp hovering in Mane Melody and tilt down to frame a happily blabbering Sparky. He is nestled in an impromptu hammock fashioned from a neck cloth tied by one end to a vanity mirror, while she holds the other one. The rest of the place is an utter shambles, with pillows, beauty products, and other items littering the floor. Cut back to her.)
Pipp: (sighing) Oh, Pipp, what have you gotten yourself into? (She glances at her phone.) Up and up he goes, like the Filly Four. (Anguished moan.) Why can’t I get one thing to trend? What is my skill set if not this? What is my Sparky’s Spark?
(An apple is thrown into view, bouncing off her head and prompting a gasp and smile of inspiration.)
Pipp: I have an idea! (Another one clips her jaw, dropping her mood again.) Nope, it was Sparky.
(At floor level, he has a third fruit in one hand and her spare phone in the other, its camera aimed up at her. The former item is pitched; cut to her as it beans her upside the head.)
Pipp: Ow!
(A beep, and the camera zooms out to frame this shot as a video he is recording. The hit and yell are played back three times in quick succession before the camera cuts to the town square, where a visibly puzzled Sunny has found herself placed on a cushioned seat within the gazebo and attended by Glory/Peach/Seashell. Sugar, Lily, and Rosedust are standing off to one side and taking pictures of themselves. Zoom in slowly.)
Glory: (hefting a leafy branch) Would the alicorn like to be fanned with an earth-pony-grown branch? (She clamps her teeth on the woody end and does so.)
Seashell: (lifting a bunch of grapes on her forehead) Or maybe she would like to try one of these fresh earth-pony-grown grapes, made by me?
Sunny: Uh…okay? (Close-up of these; she reaches for one and continues o.s.) Thanks.
Misty: (from o.s., thrusting a hoof to stop her) No, no!
(Zoom out quickly as she straightens up into view, sunglasses on forehead and hamming it up good and proper.)
Misty: You mustn’t lift one perfect alicorn hoof of yours! You deserve to be treated like the alicorn royalty that you are, all the time, forever! (The fillies disperse.) Isn’t it nice?
Sugar: (pushing her aside, stroking Sunny’s mane) You have to tell us—how do you get your mane so shiny? (Lily leans over one armrest.)
Lily: Does it feel weird when you glow? (Rosedust joins them.)
Rosedust: What’s it like being ethereal? (Sunny hastily stands; they back off.)
Sunny: Uh…I gotta go, you know… (flying down to square) …do the ali-stuff I do. (Laugh.) That’s the “ali” part about being an alicorn. So…yeah.
(She gets only a couple of steps down Mane Street before the next three voices stop her cold.)
Fillies: Anything for an alicorn! (She gets her legs working and bolts past a few placard carriers, including Toots and Sweets.)
Toots: I love you, alicorn!
(Overhead shot of a side street as Sunny swerves into it.)
Sunny: What should I do?
(She pulls her compact from her saddlebag and opens it; cut to Opaline lounging on her throne and pondering an ornate bottle she holds as the video feed starts to come in.)
Voice of Sunny: I feel so lost. (Opaline throws the thing aside and climbs off the seat.)
Opaline: Continue on this path to glory.
(Close-up of the mirror, showing her borrowed face.)
Opaline/Sunny: You are an alicorn. You should be praised, admired, feared. (Cut to the real mare and zoom in slowly.)
Sunny: But I don’t want that!
* Opaline/Sunny: Do you remember how horrible it was before? How nopony would listen to you? How small you felt?
Sunny: (stifling a sob) Yes, I do.
(The lid snaps shut and the item is lowered, just before her wings and horn go on the fritz; her voice catches in her throat.)
Sunny: (circling in place; her saddlebag reappears) No! Come back! Come back!
(But the magical appendages pay no mind and are gone all too quickly; she hangs her head in despair.)
Sunny: (voice breaking, eyes tearing up) I don’t need to be an alicorn for ponies to like me. Right? Right?
(But not a single pony on the main road is paying even a crumb of attention, as she finds upon turning back the way she came in. Zoom out slowly.)
Act Three
(Cut to an overhead shot of the town square, at which a sizable crowd has gathered, then to ground level. Sunny hustles up and comes to a stop next to Toots. Quite a few of the attendees are wearing or carrying signs expressing their support of her powered-up self.)
Sunny: Excuse me, can you point me to where the podium is? I need to—
Toots: Shh! The alicorn is gonna speak!
Sunny: But I’m not the— (Groan; she pushes forward.) —never mind. (Misty falls in beside her.)
Misty: What are you doing? You have to be in alicorn form or else our plan— (She stops; Sunny keeps moving.) —I mean, your plan isn’t going to work!
Sunny: We’ll see about that.
(She breaks into a gallop as Misty pulls off her sunglasses and cuts out in a different direction. A few quick strikes bring her to a lectern and microphone set up within the gazebo, where the rest of the Filly Four are engrossed in their phones. Her next two lines are amplified.)
Sunny: (clearing throat, with feedback) Uh, hello? Testing, uh…
(After a couple of taps on the mic, the sound system settles itself.)
Sunny: My fellow ponies!
(She is immediately met by a cacophony of boos, amid which a chant of “Alicorn! Alicorn!” begins to grow.)
Sunny: (off mic) Sugar! Psst! Sugar Moonlight! Why is everypony really here? (Zoom in on the Filly Four less one.)
Sugar: Well, duh. We want you to like us.
Sunny: (turning toward her and away from mic) But of course I like you. You’re my friends!
Rosedust: (crossing to her) Well, not Sunny—the alicorn. None of the ponies here actually care about these silly causes.
(Lily holds her own phone into view, the camera cutting to her on the next line; it shows a photo of Sunny as her earth pony self.)
Lily: Nopony even liked you before. (A swipe brings up a shot of her with wings/horn.) But you’re cool now—at least when you’re an alicorn.
(Back to Sunny on his last, ears crumpling as the full import of these words sinks in.)
Sunny: This isn’t what I wanted—at all.
(The heartsick mare gallops away from the gazebo, and the chant stops in almost the same instant—all except for one stallion voice.)
Voice: Ali…corn!
(Cut to the front entrance of the Brighthouse as she races up and bashes through one door, then to Izzy and Zipp in the entrance hall. This shot frames a detail not previously seen: a fireplace, table, and seats/couches at the far wall, with a television on the mantel shelf. Sunny gallops into view and makes a beeline for one of the ramps leading to the upper story.)
Izzy: Heya, heya, Sunny! (She and Zipp start up after; Sunny stops, fighting back tears.) We have something really exciting we want to show you that we’ve been working on and—
Sunny: Do you want to show me, or show the alicorn? (sobbing, continuing up ramp and o.s.) I can’t do this.
(Pegasus and unicorn trade badly rattled looks; cut to Sunny sprawled across her bed in the shared bedroom and in the midst of a big-league crying jag, having ditched her saddlebag. Her two friends enter.)
Sunny: Go away!
Zipp: We don’t like to see you hurting, Sunny. (Izzy moves to the bed…)
Izzy: Hey, what’s wrong? (…and sits. Zoom in slowly.)
Sunny: It was a lie. Nopony actually cares about these causes. They only care about me being an alicorn. I don’t want to be followed and adored just because of what I am. I want ponies to believe, truly believe in what they’re fighting for, that they can make the world a better place for every pony kind.
(A smile gradually works its way on the pinkish-violet face under these words; cut to its owner on the last few.)
Izzy: Being an alicorn doesn’t make you different. It makes you the same.
Sunny: It does? (Izzy stands.)
Izzy: You’re every pony all in one, like Zipp’s spy gear, or-or one of those pens you push that has every color. But as an earth pony or an alicorn, you’ve inspired all of us to be better ponies. That’s your true power.
(The “spy gear” in question includes the visor she made for Zipp during the Tell Your Tale series. Close-up of Sunny lifting her head from the pillows on the end of this, a gentle smile of gratitude taking root on her face.)
Sunny: Thank you, Izzy. I guess that is true.
Zipp: (a bit uncertainly) And really, really wise?
Izzy: (dramatically) I carry the limitless knowledge of my unicorn ancestors. (Sunny giggles and stands up on her bed; zoom in.)
Sunny: Okay. I’m ready to see whatever you two were talking about earlier. (She hops down.)
Izzy: Good! ’Cause I think it’ll put you in even better spirits. (addressing the space over her own head) Shhh! Auntie Buttons, not now! (to Sunny) Come on!
(She leads the orange mare out of the room as the white one tries mightily to make any sense out of this last bit. Giving up after a long moment’s thought, she bounds down after them. Cut to Pipp in the ravaged Mane Melody, whose devastation now includes an overturned chair; she is half sprawled out and at her wits’ end, and the sound of Sparky’s rambunctious redecorating rings out as he toddles into view.)
Pipp: Am I never going to go viral? (sobbing briefly) AM I?!? Zipp was right. The likes and validation, it isn’t worth it! (resting head on floor) This isn’t fun anymore! So what’s the point? (Head up.) I’m just going to stop and…be my own un-viral self. Be an obscure but sane pop-star princess.
(As if on cue, here comes Sparky to expectorate a shot of green fire onto her head, switching her gold tiara out for a headdress with an improbably large and tacky leopard-print bow topped by an equally tasteless rhinestone star. This offense against all things fashionable causes her brain to completely freeze up for a second before she speaks again.)
Pipp: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
(Comes now the beep of an o.s. phone.)
Pipp: (pleadingly) Sparky!
(Zoom out slightly to put her desperate visage on the screen of her own backup device; it gives way to a quick montage of earlier recorded clips: The Act Two clip of her getting beaned with an apple and crying “Ow!”, played twice…she dances a bit with an “Oh, yeah”…the apple hit, twice again…she pretends to cry…the millinery-related freak-out that just happened…and finally two more repetitions of the apple hit. Sparky ends by throwing the phone to the carpet as a thunderstruck Pipp stands and scoops it up.)
Pipp: Sparky, you created this?
(He replies in the affirmative by burping up a green-tinged bubble, which quickly pops.)
Pipp: (hyperventilating) But…but…it’s unflattering! It’s embarrassing! It’s…it’s… (She calms down.) …hilarious!
(She cranks off a gale of snorting laughter while replaying a looped clip of herself getting clocked with that apple.)
Pipp: You know what? It actually feels kinda good to laugh at myself! (Set the phone down.) Thank you! (kneeling by Sparky, extending a wing) Well, as fun as that was— (He jumps onto her back; she straightens up.) —we have somewhere super-important to be right now, huh?
(She heads for the door, but stops before a mirror to consider the ghastly mane accessory she is still wearing.)
Pipp: Um…I’ll fix that later.
(Cut to a long shot of Opaline’s castle, looking out from its clifftop over the desolate plain and distant mountain, and zoom in slowly to the sound of her supremely frustrated snarl. Inside, she paces around the pool in her throne room as the camera zooms in slowly.)
Opaline: Foolish of me to think that Sunny could understand her alicorn greatness! But I’m not giving up. I don’t need another alicorn; I can finish this myself, the way it’s always been.
Misty: (from o.s.) Opaline!
(Cut to her entering at the doors, her sunglasses gone and a smoothie in hoof.)
Misty: Um… (Toss the cup aside.) …I have to tell you that…our plans failed.
Opaline: I know they failed! That alicorn clearly doesn’t understand what it means to be one! (Flare wings, then fold them back.) She’s a disgrace to my kind. So I’ll do her a favor. I’ll take her power—all of their power! But to do that— (turning to pool; a video is coming in) —we’ll need to go directly to the source.
(What they are seeing is a long overhead shot of the Brighthouse, which is quickly replaced by a closer view.)
Opaline: The Brighthouse! Home of the Unity Crystals. The one place I can’t glance inside of. I need to find a new way in. (A moment’s thought, then she lights her horn.) And I know just the thing.
(A wisp of sparking magic arcs down into the pool, enveloping its surface in mist from which a portion of some spherical surface begins to emerge. Opaline gazes upon this with grim satisfaction as Misty’s apprehension writes itself all over her face in foot-high letters.)
(Cut to a close-up of Sunny’s hooves moving across a stretch of hard-packed bare earth outside and tilt up to her face, eyes closed and saddlebag on. A low stone wall is visible behind her, decorated with a mosaic of the Unity Crystals.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Okay…
(Longer shot; she and Zipp stand directly in front, backing up as she advances to guide her in.)
Izzy: …just two more steps to the left. Oh! One to the right.
(Head-on view of these latter two, backed by flowerbeds and lush trees. The front entrance of the Brighthouse is visible in the distance at a higher altitude.)
Izzy: Take it back now, y’all.
Zipp: (impatiently) Izzy!
Izzy: (snickering) Okay, okay. And…now! (The green eyes open in close-up.)
Sunny: (completely floored ) Oh…
(Long shot of the three, zooming out as Hitch and Pipp saunter up; Sparky is not with either of these two. They are in a broad garden area accentuated by rows of plants and brilliantly flowering shrubs, set downhill from the front lawn of the Brighthouse. A fountain stands at the center of a circular enclosure filled with equally vibrant flora. The walls surrounding this are built up into ramps that converge on a small shelter at the uphill end, with a low wooden table placed beneath. Lights are strung between poles at either side of the entire plot, and the low wall acts to fence it off at the lower end, with the mosaic worked into a set of gates. The coffee mug Izzy bashed to pieces in Act Two was evidently incorporated into the decoration.)
Sunny: …a community garden? (Back to the five.)
Izzy: (bowing) Ta-daaa!
Hitch: What do you think? (Cu to Sunny and Pipp.)
Pipp: We knew you’ve been hoping to build something like this forever. (To Izzy/Zipp on the next line.)
Zipp: So, we made it happen.
Izzy: A little helping hoof for the pony who helps all of us to be better.
Sunny: (choked up) I…I’m…
(Zoom in quickly on her cutie mark, which flares to life, then cut to the entire group again. She finds herself being lifted clear of the ground in an aura of golden magic, which forces the other four to shield their eyes, and sure enough her wings and horn assert themselves and her saddlebag vanishes. She touches down with a giggle.)
Sunny: …so grateful for all of you.
Hitch: (shakily) You turned into an alicorn again! (Close-up of Sunny.)
Sunny: I know. But this time, it feels different. I think I can only transform into an alicorn when I feel like I’m truly helping somepony—because that’s my best self. (Cut to Izzy and Zipp on the following, the latter with phone at the ready.)
Zipp: So you can’t just do it for any reason. It has to mean something special. Fascinating.
(The phone beeps; she glances at the screen and Izzy, face goes slack with surprise.)
Zipp: Uh, Pipp? (facing it forward; Izzy fights back a laugh) Did you mean to post this?
(Close-up of it, playing the looped clip in which Pipp stops an apple with her face.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) ’Cause it’s hilarious! (To the other three; Sunny and Hitch laugh over the display, but Pipp stays calm.)
Pipp: Yep. Sparky found a way to show me that it isn’t always about being perfect. It’s about being true to yourself.
Sunny: (crossing to her, touching her chest) We like you for who you are, Pipp, and you all like me for who I am, no matter what kind of pony I am. (Zoom in slowly.) And I know I can change the world with that.
Zipp: (from o.s.) Hey. (All five again.) Where is Sparky?
All five: (fanning out) SPARKY!!
(Hitch is the first to his paydirt, finding the little guy climbing on a topiary styled as Pipp’s head. He vaults up to the peak and spits a fiery burst, which clears on impact with the leaves to reveal an exact duplicate of the hideous headdress Pipp is wearing.)
Pipp: (gasping) Oh, no! (laughing) I totally forgot! (Bleep; cut to Hitch having recorded this bit on his phone.)
Hitch: Aaaand that one’s gone viral too.
Pipp: What can I say? (An apple is dropped on her head.) Ouch! (Another.) Ow! Sparky, enough with the apples already!
(The scaly assailant and the five equines have a good laugh. Cut to a long shot of the garden and the Brighthouse, tilting up slowly toward the sky, and fade to black.)
THE CUTIE MARK MIX-UP
Written by Jim Martin
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Prologue
(Opening shot: the tower of the Crystal Brighthouse, standing tall and serene in a blue daytime sky marked by a few puffy white clouds. Birds flutter past as the camera tilts down to frame the community garden—newly created as of “Ali-Conned”—downhill from the front lawn. Sunny Starscout and Hitch Trailblazer stand to either side of its mosaic-decorated gates, across which a rainbow-striped ribbon has been stretched; she holds a giant pair of scissors, while he has donned a bright red cowboy hat accented by a five-pointed star badge. Curdle, the turtle he recruited in “Izzy Does It,” stands near him; Izzy Moonbow, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm are among the crowd that has gathered.)
Sunny: Thank you, everypony, for coming to the grand opening of Maretime Bay’s new Community Garden of Magic!
(Cheers and stomping applause from the onlookers, including Sparky Sparkeroni who is gnawing on a carrot. On the next line, cut from them to a few critters scampering among the plants.)
Izzy: Woo-woo-woo! Yeah! Community garden! Whoo! (Back to Sunny/Hitch.)
Sunny: This will be your place to grow fresh foods, foster friendships, and have fun in the fields! (passing scissors over) Take it away, Sheriff Hitch.
Hitch: Thanks, Sunny. I’m very excited to—
Izzy: (from o.s.) Oh, yeah! (Cut to her.) That’s our friend! Nopony interrupt him when he talks!
Hitch: (slightly taken aback) Oh. Uh, thanks, Izzy. (Clear throat.) Welcome, everypony, As Sunny said, this garden is the best place in town to learn how to harness your earth pony magic—
Sunny: Flora magic!
(Close-up: Zipp brings out her cell phone to record a memo.)
Zipp: (dictating) “Note to self—earth pony powers are officially called ‘flora magic.’ Hmm.” (Stow it.) I like it!
Pipp: Shhhhhhhhh!
(The camera pans and zooms out during this rebuke to show that Izzy is joining in as well.)
Izzy: DON’T INTERRUPT HIM! (to Sunny/Hitch, normal volume) Keep talking about what you were talking about.
Hitch: (sighing wearily) Thanks, Izzy. (brightly) So, yeah! That’s what we’ve been calling it—you know, because of the unicorn float magic a-and the pegasi flight magic. It’s kind of a natural thing to name it… (trailing off, to the sound of Curdle’s grumbling) …flora…hmm?
(A downward glance informs him that the shelled one is giving him an odd look.)
Hitch: You’re right, Curdle. I’m rambling. (to the crowd) As Sheriff of Maretime Bay, it is my duty and great honor to hereby dedicate this garden to—
Stallion voice: Do we each get our own spot?
(On this last, cut to a shot of the crowd that picks out the speaker, a bespectacled earth pony near the back. The next shot is a close-up of Sparky.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Yes. (The dragon burps; cut to him and back on the following.) There are practice plots inside, ready for you to learn planting and growing—
(A second burp under these last few words turns Sparky’s carrot into a party popper; he pokes one end, causing a burst of confetti and noise to emanate from the other. Screams and gasps from the spectators, accompanied by Hitch’s instinctive upward throw of the scissors. He gets out one spooked yelp just before they come down, point first, and neatly cut the ribbon in two.)
Glasses: It’s open! I call best spot!
(He and all the other ponies except for Izzy/Pipp/Zipp hurl themselves into an enthusiastic stampede toward the gates.)
Hitch: Slow down!
(He and Sunny dive for cover; inside the wall, the various animals stop whatever they are doing and cock their heads in puzzlement at the approaching disturbance. Hitch scoops up Sparky and bugs out, and the critters do the same as the gates bang open and equines spread out into every available bit of space.)
Hitch: (calling in after them) There’s enough room for everypony!
(One pony leaps over Curdle, clipping his shell with a hoof and sending him flying over Sunny’s head with all the grace and artistry of a brick.)
Sunny: Whoa!
(He lands upside down on the counter of her smoothie stand set up nearby. She gasps, concerned for his well-being, but smiles and laughs when he tilts just a bit to take a pull from the straw of a waiting cup.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Thank you, Curdle. (Cut to him, Sparky riding.) I am good at dedication speeches.
(Inside the gates, ground level; zoom out as he worriedly regards the bedlam on the grounds.)
Hitch: Maybe too good?
(A bunny-eared furball barrels toward the camera, blacking out the screen with the interior of its frantically squeaking mouth.)
OPENING THEME
Act One
(Cut from the title card directly to a pan through the busy garden, then to Glasses staking out a bit of land.)
Glasses: Dibs on this plot!
(He commences to scraping at it as Sunny and Hitch enter; the rapid approach of one bunny stops them short and prompts the Sheriff to hunch down and listen to its complaint.)
Hitch: What was that? (A bit more; now Sunny hunkers to it.) Don’t worry. I’ll fix this. (It hops away; both straighten up.)
Sunny: What’s going on?
Hitch: (nervously) My speech might have made the earth ponies too excited. (Glasses and two others are now stomping cheerfully away.) They’re kinda…trampling everything.
(As is nearly every other pony within throwing distance.)
Sunny: (gasping softly) What do we do?
Hitch: (forcefully) Watch your hooves, everypony!
(The camera cuts here and there as the commotion comes to a dead stop, the aspiring farmers apprehensively checking their hooves and the spots they have been striking. Back to Sunny/Hitch/Sparky on the start of the following.)
Sunny: (encouragingly) But also, don’t worry. With a little bit of love, I’m sure we can fix it.
(Cut to Glasses, Posey, and another stallion as she finishes.)
Glasses: (laughing) Oh, yeah. I guess we can.
(The three each set a hoof to the earth, summoning their power to send magic vines across its surface; cut from one spot to another as flowers and king-sized vegetables sprout to full maturity in seconds.)
Various voices: Oh!…Awesome!…Neat!…Sweet!…Oh!…Ooh!…Very cool!
Sunny: Amazing!
(The critters’ relief is short-lived, as a snapping of stems is their cue to get out of the way before a rain of tomatoes pelts the earth. Close-up of Hitch.)
Hitch: (laughing) Whoa! Careful there. We don’t want another glimmerberry incident on our hooves— (suddenly rattled) —or on our manes.
(He shudders, recalling the mess that those particular fruits made of the town in “Growing Pains.” Pan to Sunny.)
Sunny: That’s exactly why a designated spot to practice is perfect! (She strolls to a couple of planter boxes.) And just look at these amazing fruits! (She points to a pear-shaped watermelon.) Like those! Uh…what are those? (Here comes Glasses, carrying one proudly.)
Glasses: Pear-nana-melons.
Hitch: Okay, that actually sounds really tasty. Go ahead and get creative, everypony! But let’s just be mindful of the…
(Cut to the growers on these last few words, staring dumbstruck as critters hastily clear the area, then back to him.)
Hitch: (sighing) …wildlife?
(Izzy, Pipp, and a hovering Zipp, meanwhile, have retreated up the front walk toward the Brighthouse and are watching the little fellows storm the lawn.)
Izzy: Whoa! I can’t even be-lizzle my eyes! (jumping in place) It’s like a parade—but not on purpose.
Zipp: (puzzled) “Be-lizzle”?
Izzy: I said what I said. Just look at these animals going wild! (Pipp gasps and picks up a bunny.)
Pipp: Great idea, Izz! Cute animals are great for the feed.
(She whips out her phone and snaps a photo of it, only to be immediately assaulted by a fusillade of panicked shrieks and drop it.)
Pipp: I can’t even. I don’t have words.
Izzy: Try “be-lizzle”! It works whenever you can or can’t be-lizzle things.
(A gold hoof taps the screen; cut to the phone camera-eye view of the walk and a knot of charging critters.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Oh, no! (Zoom in on one.) They’re stampeding towards the Brighthouse! (Back to the three mares.) Get out of the way, yots!
(This last word is shorthand slang for “idiots.” She and Izzy peel out in opposite directions, but Pipp is too absorbed in her phone to notice until one of them bounds and connects solidly with her face. Down she goes in a tangle of limbs and wings, while Izzy stands her ground just short of the door and levitates herself to stay clear of the rush.)
Izzy: I got it!
(But only until their passing tails tickle her nose and touch off a violent sneeze, which sends her rocketing backwards to slam into Zipp. These two also hit the deck in an undignified heap, the camera zooming out slowly.)
Izzy: Huh. Maybe I didn’t got it. (Pipp flies over to them.)
Pipp: (sitting, letting the one that got her hop away) Well, I did.
(She plays them a clip on her phone, showing two repetitions of the sneeze and midair collision.)
Pipp: (tapping screen) Aaaand…posted.
Zipp: (sourly) Great.
Hitch: (crossing to them) Why are you all laying around? I need backup with these critters! (Sparky is no longer on his back.)
Zipp: (as she and Izzy stand up) Can’t you just ask them to chill out? You literally speak animal.
Hitch: That doesn’t mean they’ll listen. So can you help? (Pipp glances up from her phone.)
Pipp: Sorry, what? I wasn’t listening.
Hitch: See?!
Izzy: Of course we’ll be your deputies.
Hitch: Thanks. Because while you all handle that, I gotta get back to the garden. Sunny seems stressed.
(Cut to Sunny in the garden and zoom in slowly as she lunges madly back and forth to catch a few falling apples, then back to the Brighthouse lawn. Zoom in slowly on the three mares as Hitch strides calmly away.)
Izzy: (calling downhill) Don’t be stressed, Sunny! We’re deputies now! We’re going to help!
(The Sheriff, now at the smoothie stand, stops dead upon finding Cloudpuff on the counter.)
Hitch: Cloudpuff? What are you doing here? (Two barks.) Keeping an eye on Pipp and Zipp for Queen Haven, huh? Yeah, that does sound boring. (Bark.) Want to help me instead?
(The pooch barks and flies off after him as he departs. Cut to a long shot of Opaline’s castle, a lightning bolt flashing across the gloomy sky, and zoom in slowly. During the following line, cut to an extreme close of a flask in the throne room, being tipped to dispense a drop of liquid, then tilt up to her hovering above it.)
Opaline: What is lacked in magical might,
Conjure from my alicorn light!
(She strains to kindle her horn, but a cut to her perspective reveals that she has only managed to generate a few brief sparks of light above the pool. Misty and a table loaded with bottles and flasks are present; the unicorn had made the addition just seen. Opaline lands heavily, voicing a loud groan over her failure to get the mojo working. The fake butterfly cutie mark Misty used in “Ali-Conned” is gone from her haunch.)
Misty: So…do you need anything?
Opaline: (pacing) I was doing fine until you ruined my concentration. You know that my power is… (Clear throat.) …compromised.
Misty: (smiling tentatively) No, I didn’t.
Opaline: (crossing to throne) Good answer. But it doesn’t change the fact that it’s still not enough. (magically lifting/examining bottles) Magic is back, Misty. It’s back and those silly little ponies have it! By accident! (Cut to Misty.)
Misty: (pushing one toward table edge) Accident? We can try that too!
Opaline: (from o.s.) Stop!
(The vessel topples into space, but is caught by the blue mare just in time and shakily returned to its place. Cut to Opaline.)
Opaline: (levitating a bottle) That silly unity magic is just the spark. (She flies it and herself over to the pool.) Only I can possess the flame.
(Out comes the stopper, and into the pool go the contents. Thick mist boils up to hide the surface; as Misty cringes fearfully away, a large bubble floats up into view. Contained within is a translucent purple mouse with unusually protuberant eyes and an elongated snout; Opaline regards it coolly, while Misty is instantly smitten.)
Misty: Awww…
Opaline: Don’t get attached, Misty. It’s a sign of weakness.
Misty: (catching herself) Oh, I wasn’t! I was just impressed by your magic.
Opaline: Of course you were.
(An image of the Brighthouse shimmers into being above the now-tranquil pool.)
Opaline: Nothing is more important than magic— (Cut to Misty, smiling at the rodent; she continues o.s. as it floats toward the picture) —and when my magic mouse sneaks into their magic house… (It passes through and vanishes, the image rippling a bit.) … I will finally know the secret of how they’re harnessing the Pris-Beam power.
(Back to her and Misty on these last words, the latter sighing quietly and disappointedly to herself.)
Act Two
(Cut to the community garden entrance and pan to the smoothie stand; Sunny is on duty at the counter, about to serve a customer as Hitch gallops up with Sparky on his back.)
Hitch: Sunny! Are you okay?
Sunny: Yeah! Just serving up some smoothies. Are you okay?
Hitch: Yeah! Just taking care of the animals. (Dahlia collects her order and departs.)
Sunny: Good, so we’re both okay.
Hitch: (sighing) Too bad the dedication was a disaster. Did I ruin it?
Sunny: Not at all. (swiftly pouring/serving another one) But I actually think it gave everypony a chance to practice their magic while fixing the mess. Easy-sugar-snap-peasy.
Hitch: “Easy-sugar-snap-peasy”? (turning away) Easy for you to say. You’re not Sheriff.
Sunny: What does that mean?
Hitch: (sighing) It was supposed to be my moment. I had big scissors! (Windy approaches the stand.) I’m in charge! I shouldn’t be encouraging chaos and smoothies.
(A flash of white fills the screen and subsides to show the three seen through a camera viewfinder and caught very much off guard. An elderly stallion’s voice speaks next, the view shifting on this line to frame him—a unicorn photographer.)
Photographer: “Chaos and Smoothies”? Now there’s a headline! (He and Windy take their leave; the tone of the conversation becomes increasingly frosty.)
Sunny: (to Hitch) What’s wrong with smoothies? (She steps out through the end hatch.)
Hitch: Nothing. But I have the hardest job of anypony, and what pony notices it?
(Close-up of the open hatch, seen from floor level, A bubble forms and pops, releasing a swirl of purple mist that resolves into the mouse Opaline conjured up.)
Sunny: (stepping away) Well, have you noticed how hard I’ve been working?
(It scampers away; on the next line, cut to Sunny holding up a cup for Hitch’s consideration.)
Sunny: I’ve been making smoothies during this entire conversation!
Hitch: True…but come on. It’s not like being Sheriff. (Close-up of Sparky, sitting on the grass between them.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) Yes, it is. (The little guy starts to chase the mouse; longer shot, framing all three, on the following.)
Hitch: Well, it’s easier than maintaining order.
(Now Cloudpuff gets in on the pursuit, leaving his resting spot beneath the stand. Cut to an extreme close-up of Izzy’s straining face, then to a bunny’s placid one, then to both. They are facing each other several yards apart on the front walk, the unicorn having planted herself to guard the doors. As Pipp flies past, trying to catch a critter on the run, Izzy seizes her chance and leaps—only to crash down face first and get a whole lot of nothing as the bunny hops off. It doubles back to nest in her mane but gets scooped up by the hovering Pipp, and Izzy stands up with an embarrassed laugh. A few more are closing in fast.)
Izzy: Okay, so they’re coming right for us— (Gasp; Zipp wings after some fleeing birds.) —but I have a plan. I think we should stop them.
Pipp: (nodding) Smart, smart. What’s the plan?
Izzy: No, that’s it. That’s the plan.
Zipp: (swooping by) Heads up, ponies!
(Her sister lets off a yell of surprise at the near miss, and a couple of cute fuzzy troublemakers launch themselves from the ground to take down both Izzy and Pipp. Back at the stand, Sparky keeps after the mouse, Cloudpuff after Sparky, and Jazz Hooves and Rocky Riff have arrived. Jazz is not wearing her bandolier; she accepts a smoothie from Sunny, who smiles and waves goodbye alongside Hitch as the two stylists depart. The smiles fade once they are out of earshot and the previous dispute resumes.)
Hitch: I don’t think you understand how much pressure I’m under all the time.
Sunny: (rolling eyes) Of course I do! Do you even know how hard it is to be the alicorn in Maretime Bay? Everypony’s watching! I need to be a pony that others can count on!
Hitch: So do I! (Loud groan from Sunny.) The Sheriff is the backbone of a community, you know! (Zoom in slowly.)
Sunny, Hitch: You just don’t understand what it’s like to be me! (Split-screen close-up of both faces.) And you never will!
(The mouse evades Sparky’s grab for it, and the dust thrown up by his lunge causes him to sneeze out a wisp of green smoke. Mare and stallion find themselves both enveloped from one end to the other; within the miasma, each one’s cutie mark is replaced by the other’s. They shake their heads clear as the smoke dissipates, then make a point not to meet each other’s eyes.)
(Cut to an overhead shot of the front entrance to the Brighthouse, its doors open and animals scattered across the lawn. Zoom in slowly as Izzy and Pipp usher two more out.)
Izzy: There! (Close-up; she has one in her field and Pipp lets another hop free.) Now you’re back outside.
Pipp: (baby talk, cuddling the floating one) Who’s a cute bunny? (Gasp; transition to normal speech.) You are. Yes, you are!
(This one too is set down and allowed to roam as both mares coo and giggle—but they entirely ignore Opaline’s mouse skittering up the ramp, and Sparky and Cloudpuff trying to run it down. The flying canine’s overly enthusiastic charge leads to a collision with the back of the dragon’s head, and both harriers wind up tumbled at the threshold. Only now do the two mares take notice, Pipp lifting off into a hover.)
Pipp: Cloudpuff?! What are you doing here? (scoffing, landing by him) Mom sent you to check on me, didn’t she?
(She scoops him up as Izzy wraps her aura around Sparky, and all four leave the Brighthouse as critters pour in past them.)
Pipp: (baby talk) Awww…you’re so cute, yes you are.
(Overhead shot of the smoothie stand, at which a line of thirsty ponies is steadily growing. Sunny and Hitch are still out front, and Zipp is watching from midair; zoom out slowly.)
Hitch: (blissfully) Everypony be happy!
Zipp: Hmmm…
Hitch: Follow your feels. You do you.
Sunny: (irritated) Hitch! You’re not helping! I have a line and nopony’s asking for anything on the menu! We need order, and we need it now.
Hitch: Just do what you think is right, you know? Go with your glow.
(Glasses tosses down an empty cup, instantly riling up the orange mare.)
Sunny: Litter?!? (waving him back) Bup-bup-bup, better pick up that cup! (Chastised, he does so.)
Zipp: (to herself) They’re acting weird. Very, very weird.
(She gets phone in hoof, taps the screen, and drops to a low enough altitude to address the pair.)
Zipp: (fake casual tone) Hi, friends! What’s up?
Sunny: (passing a smoothie to a customer) Kinda busy, Zipp.
(Cut to the pegasus’ perspective as she shifts her grip to get a close-up of Hitch.)
Hitch: Hey, Zipp! Want to help me show ponies around the magical garden?
Zipp: Why are you talking like that? (She turns to Sunny, who is addressing Curdle and a bird.)
Sunny: I can understand that you want something, but… (Cut directly to her.) …I-I don’t know exactly…mmm…maybe pear-nana-melon?
(She passes the cup she is holding to the avian; after one sip, it goes into a paroxysm of retching and holds the drink at wing’s length to emphasize its extreme distaste.)
Zipp: (to herself) This doesn’t make any sense. (to Sunny, Hitch in turn) You two seem…how do I put this…off?
Sunny: Oh, yeah. (Zipp touches down.) Ever since Hitch started that argument, I’ve felt off.
Hitch: Whaaaat? No way! You started it!
(Zipp runs this exchange through her mind, then takes a good look at Sunny’s haunch and notices Hitch’s cutie mark on it.)
Zipp: Hmm!
(A look at Hitch’s hindquarters confirms that the switcheroo has worked both ways.)
Zipp: Huh. (Extreme close-up of the marks, panning quickly back and forth; she continues o.s.) Hmm…
(A gasp; back to her.)
Zipp: Sunny! Hitch! Stop! (calmly) Now don’t freak out, but… (excitedly) …your cutie marks are switched!
Sunny, Hitch: They are?
(Both glance toward their respective haunches; cut to a split-screen extreme close-up of the insignias.)
Sunny, Hitch: (gasping) They are! (All three again.)
Sunny: (circling in place) No, no, no! How did this happen?
Zipp: I don’t know— (pulling out phone) —but I’ll get to the bottom of it.
(She has to stifle a snicker upon realizing the bad joke she has made, then swiftly becomes all business.)
Zipp: You say you started feeling funny when, exactly?
Sunny: When I was explaining to Hitch how running a smoothie cart isn’t always smooth sailing.
Hitch: And then I told her, “I knew that! And it hardly compares to the pressures of being Sheriff.”
Zipp: (tapping screen) Mmm-hmm. Then what?
Sunny: Then Sparky burped, and—
Hitch: That was not a burp! It was a hiccup.
Sunny: It was not!
Zipp: (to herself) Cutie marks swapped, and personalities too. (to Sunny/Hitch) I think I might know what’s going on here. (She packs her phone away and turns to leave.) Catch you all on the flippity-flip!
Hitch: Wait! Are you not gonna help us figure out how to switch back?
Zipp: Not until I confirm my theory. (A mighty flap, and she is gone.)
Sunny: (to Hitch) So…uh, hm…we’re stuck like this. I guess I’ll do your job for now.
Hitch: Good! Then I will have it easy when I do yours.
(He utters a little yelp when the red cowboy hat is yanked off his head and settled onto hers.)
Sunny: Not as easy as me!
Hitch: As if!
(She retorts by snatching the badge off his sash and clipping it to the neck strap of her saddlebag.)
Hitch: All right! Who wants smoothies? (He enters the stand through its end hatch.)
Sunny: Okay, critters! Sheriff Sunny here. (waving them on) Let’s get you all back to your homes in the garden.
(The new proprietor does not even make it to the counter before tripping and dropping out of sight behind it amid a clatter of equipment. Coming up with a cup balanced on each front hoof, he finds himself immediately besieged by a mass of overeager customers and can manage only a startled yell.)
Hitch: Okay. (Unnerved laugh.)
(Across the way, the would-be wrangler finds most of her charges roundly ignoring her.)
Sunny: All right, critters! There’s a new sheriff in town! (To little effect.) You can understand me, right?
(She slips on a small pear-nana-melon and pitches to the earth, just in time for a few to give her funny looks.)
Sunny: (half-snarling) Then why aren’t you listening?!
(Cut to Izzy and Pipp entering the Brighthouse with Sparky and Cloudpuff still in tow. They stop short at a babel of animal noises, faces going slack with shock; zoom out to reveal that the menagerie has taken over the entire ground floor from end to end and top to bottom. Birds perch on the ramp railings, squirrels bounce on one of the couches by the fireplace, crabs are turning cartwheels in the kitchen—it is complete pandemonium. Back to Izzy and Pipp, who have set their charges on the floor.)
Izzy: This is not good.
(Here comes that magic mouse, which Sparky begins to chase all over again as Pipp swoops across to pick up one squirrel.)
Pipp: Gotcha! (laughing) Don’t worry, we’ve got this. (She carries it outside and sets it down.) Now stay!
(She returns to find Izzy giving Cloudpuff a lift on her head.)
Izzy: Look what I found! (She floats up a box of treats and reads the label.) “Snackerdoodles. Perfect for Cloudpuff, or any other critter who needs to be convinced to just go outside already.” (galloping toward doors) Hey, that’s perfect!
(Singing a bit, she puts her field to work laying down a trail of these goodies toward the doors. The critters begin to flock toward them and along the intended path, nibbling cheerfully away. Just short of the threshold, she voices a soft gasp.)
Izzy: It’s working!
(The mare gets upright; cut to just outside the doors as many, many more animals start to congregate here, then back to her. Triumph gives way to consternation as they rush right back in, whisking the box from her telekinetic grip and scaring Cloudpuff off her head. Izzy recoils at a few of them, eventually losing her balance and going spreadeagle on the floor.)
Izzy: The label didn’t say anything about that. (Pipp flies to her, phone in hoof to show a photo of the wipeout.)
Pipp: Look on the bright side, Izz. It looked adorable.
(That assessment lasts exactly as long as it takes a flying mouse with a bulbous red nose to land on her foreleg and sniff inquisitively up at her. She uncorks a terrified scream and frantically shakes the airborne rodent away.)
Pipp: Get ’em off, get ’em off, get it off!
(Now the unicorn extends her magic over the phone to commandeer it and commit the moment to digital photographic memory.)
Izzy: Adorable.
(Amid all the ruckus, Sparky catches sight of the magic mouse, tries and fails twice to catch it, and watches it head up one ramp. Cut to Opaline and Misty in the latter’s throne room, watching a video feed projected above the pool—the journey through the mouse’s eyes.)
Opaline: Now that we’re on the inside, it’s only a matter of time before I obtain what’s powering that Pris-Beam magic.
Misty: Then we can harness their powers and get your alicorn magic back. (Close-up of Opaline.)
Opaline: I’ll take my rightful place, reigning over all of Equestria the way alicorns were meant to. And I’ll make sure those little friendship ponies won’t get to use their magic ever again.
Misty: (from o.s.) Wait. (Cut to frame both.) Does that include me?
Opaline: Don’t be foolish, Misty. You’ll be allowed to keep your powers— (Soft, happy gasp from the smaller mare.) —once you get your cutie mark. (Silent foreleg pump.) If you prove to me that you’re worthy of one.
Misty: (resolutely) I will. I’ll do anything.
Act Three
(In the Brighthouse, the critters are now running wild in Pipp’s section of the shared bedroom; she is having no luck in catching any.)
Pipp: Why won’t they leave?!? (Izzy jumps onto the bed to run one off.)
Izzy: We’re never gonna have a regular place to live again! (To the floor.) That’s just how it is now.
(She races off as Sunny gallops into the room.)
Sunny: (skidding to a stop) Don’t worry, I’m here to talk to the animals!
Pipp: No offense, but isn’t this more of a Hitch thing?
Sunny: Not today!
(Cut to a close-up of her haunch, zooming in on the mark that should not be there. Izzy utters a prolonged scream while Pipp gasps at the sight.)
Sunny: Listen up, animal friends. It’s time to skedaddle!
(They pay her no mind whatsoever as Izzy and Pipp ease over to her.)
Sunny: But— (Groan; hoof to face.) —but I know you understood me! (Zipp flies in, phone at the ready.)
Zipp: (dictating) “It appears that Sunny has been Hitch-switched, but still doesn’t have his full powers. Hmm.”
Pipp: (jittery) What are you doing? Taking notes? Don’t just stand there… (sobbing) …help me!
(Another one of those red-nosed mice jumps onto her foreleg, prompting her to scream in revulsion and pitch to the floor.)
Zipp: Can’t! I’m working! (extending a front hoof, touching her chest) Hoof to heart!
(She flies off, leaving her sister to groan in purest frustration as yet another mouse clamps itself onto her foreleg. This time, though, Pipp does little more than glare daggers at it. Cut to the smoothie stand, zooming in slowly past the sizable line of customers and toward Hitch behind the counter. Splotches of fruit pulp decorate the back wall, hinting at a bit of trouble in learning his way around all the equipment. Close-up: he fills an order and the recipient departs.)
Hitch: This isn’t so hard. (He drops an apple into a blender.) I don’t know what Sunny was talking about. (Consult a list.) You just gotta follow the rules—I mean, recipes. Gotta follow the recipes.
Dahlia: (from o.s., holding cup into view) Um, excuse me. (Cut to her as she continues.) My smoothie is too smooth. Can you chunk-ify it?
Hitch: What? But I followed the recipe.
Dahlia: There’s the problem. Sunny always makes them on the fly. Hmph. (Back to Hitch.)
Hitch: (with much less gusto, dropping another apple in the blender) Okay. I’ll make you another, chunkier one.
Toots: (from o.s.) Hey, hey, hey. (He is now at the head of the line.) I’ll take the usual.
Hitch: What’s the usual?
Toots: It’s the smoothie I usually get. Sunny knows what it is.
Mayflower: Sunny also chit-chats with us while she blends. You’ve been too quiet!
(Disgruntled murmurs begin to circulate among the patrons. Zoom in slowly on a gradually freaking-out Hitch.)
Hitch: No recipes? Usual orders? Chit-chat? (setting out a cup) I didn’t know Sunny had to do all this extra stuff! (throwing fruit in blender) I thought it was just blended fruit!
(Dahlia takes a pull from her replacement smoothie and retches in pure disgust as Zipp uses a wing-assisted bound to reach the front of the line.)
Zipp: Looks like this switch thing isn’t working for you, is it?
Hitch: (casually) What makes you say that?
(His attempt to put the lid on the blender dislodges one fruit, which sends others flying in all directions and knocks a pear-nana-melon loose to squash forlornly on the floor. After a long, silent contemplation of the ruin he has made of Sunny’s workplace, he cracks and slumps across the counter.)
Hitch: Okay, fine! I’ll admit it! I just can’t be Sunny! So how did I get her cutie mark?
Zipp: I think I might have an idea, but—take me through it one more time.
Hitch: Well, first Sunny and I were arguing about who has an easier job, and I said it was clearly her—oh, but Sparky wouldn’t stop hiccupping dragon-fire magic.
(Cut to Zipp on these last few words. She stares intently at her phone, seeing five images on its fold-out screen. Bottom left and right, respectively: the smiling faces of Hitch and Sunny. Top left and right: their cutie marks. Center: Sparky’s face. Zipp’s first tap causes the dragon to spit a burst of fire; her second stops it, moves the marks to opposite corners, and drains all the cheer out of her two friends’ visages.)
Zipp: (thoughtfully) Dragon-fire magic? (She rushes to the counter.) That’s it! That’s gotta be it!
Hitch: What is? (Zipp backs off a step.)
Zipp: Oh! Uh… (Gasp; sly smile.) Hmmm. (suddenly alarmed) Sunny’s in trouble at the Brighthouse! There are animals everywhere!
Hitch: (throwing cup aside) She is? There are? I have to save her! Also, you probably shoulda led with that, Detective!
[Animation goof: His badge briefly appears on his sash during this exchange.]
(He vaults over the counter but lands flat on his face, drawing a gasp from the customers, but quickly gets upright and is on the move.)
Zipp: Don’t worry, everypony! Sunny will be back soon! (She flies off.)
Toots: Phew! Great Sheriff, but Hitch cannot make smoothies to save his hide.
(Dahlia’s second pull at her new drink elicits the exact same reaction as the first. Up in the shared bedroom, Sunny can only boggle at the ongoing rampage of local wildlife. Izzy/Pipp and Sparky hurtle past her in opposite directions, the latter still chasing that phantasmal mouse.)
Izzy: (heaving for breath) To the left!
Pipp: I’m going up!
(She does so as they barely stay ahead of the stampede, and Sunny dives behind her bed to keep from being run over and straightens back up into view, a creature riding on her hat brim.)
Sunny: Stop it! (shaking it off) Every-critter! I know you know what I’m saying! (Zipp hovers into view before her, phone in hoof.)
Zipp: Sunny! Hitch is in trouble! He needs you!
Sunny: (with growing worry) He is? He does? (leaping over bed, galloping out) Hitch!
Zipp: (to herself) I hope this works.
(These words are barely out of her mouth before she takes an airborne mouse to the jaw and goes crashing to the floor. Cut to Hitch galloping in through the front doors.)
Hitch: I have to help Sunny! (Who is charging along one ramp.)
Sunny: I have to help Hitch!
(The stallion ascends…she keeps going full tilt…and the result is a head-on collision on the balcony where the upper ends of both ramps converge. Down they go, the hat fluttering off Sunny’s head, and Hitch grunts in pain as both start to sit up. Zipp flies down to them, her shoulder occupied by the nibbler that knocked her silly.)
Zipp: (to herself) Ouch. I hope I didn’t make this worse. (The two regain their senses.)
Hitch: Sunny?
Sunny: Hitch? (Both stand up, resuming their normal manners of speaking.) I’m sorry. I thought you had it easier than me. You don’t.
Hitch: I’m sorry too. I don’t think you have it easy at all. (smiling) You’re a pillar of the community.
Sunny: (smiling) So are you!
Hitch: Maybe we both are good at what we do because of who we are.
Sunny: Well, nobody can be Hitch like you can.
Hitch: And nopony can be Sunny like you can.
Sunny: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Hitch: Oh, yeah. (Split-screen close-up of both faces.)
Sunny, Hitch: Secret hoof-shake time! (Fullscreen.)
Up high, down low, hitch it to a post.
Flip it sunny side up and on a piece of toast!
(Accompanied by the following gestures. “Up high, down low”: they each raise a foreleg and touch the hooves together twice at each of the stated heights. “Hitch it to a post”: extend a foreleg toward each other. “Flip it sunny side up”: turn those hooves upward and raise them toward the ceiling. “And on a piece of toast”: touch them together. Once they have finished the ritual, their cutie marks ignite and return to the haunches on which they started; Zipp rises into view facing them.)
Zipp: (cockily) Nice work, Detective Me. Maybe I’m starting to get a handle on this cutie mark magic stuff. (The mouse on her shoulder squeaks a comment. Cut to Sunny/Hitch and zoom in slowly.)
Sunny: (to Hitch) So, you think there’s still time to fix all the messes we made today?
Hitch: Only if we do what we each do best.
(He takes up his fallen hat and she reaches for her neck strap; by the time he has the headwear settled back in place, the badge has been unclipped and is being held out to him. He accepts and attaches it to his sash, relieved to be in full possession of all the trappings of his office, then sheepishly holds up a hoof on which a berry-shaped pincushion has been crushed flat.)
Hitch: Oops. It must have gotten squished when we crashed.
(It pops back into shape in a blink, and both laugh as he passes it over and she tucks it into her saddlebag. Side by side, they head for the ramps; cut to the critter-filled madhouse that is the shared bedroom. As Izzy and Pipp chase or are chased, Sparky leaps after the magic mouse and a fleeing squirrel nicks a potted cactus on a nightstand by Sunny’s bed. It topples over the edge but is saved thanks to a sliding catch by Izzy.)
Izzy: (near exhaustion) I don’t know how much longer we can keep this up!
(Across the way, several bunnies have dog-piled on Pipp to pin her to the floor; one more steals her phone and hops away. Hitch enters the room, the camera cutting to an extreme close-up of his blazing mark and zooming out to frame the entirety of his proud figure.)
Hitch: Sheriff Hitch is here, little buddies. Come on now.
(An immensely relieved smile steals across Izzy’s face as the animals calm down and gravitate toward him. Pipp’s captors do the same, and she sighs happily and gets upright, one bunny perching on her head.)
Pipp: It’s a miracle. (This one hops down.)
Hitch: (sternly) I hear you’ve all been acting out.
(There follows a collective sound of contrition and a slow plod toward the exit, during which the camera zooms in past them toward a gold-trimmed marble stand at the edge of Sunny’s section. It is topped by a small model of the Unity Crystals, and within its housing is the lantern that Izzy fashioned in Chapter One, using the remains of the one that Sunny’s father Argyle Starshine made for her in A New Generation. A sparkling column of rainbow light shines up through its housing, replacing the bulb Izzy had installed and forming a small-scale counterpart of the Pris-Beam that suffuses the Crystals. The mouse stares intently at the lantern; cut to an extreme close-up of its eyes, then to a slow zoom in on the item.)
(From here, cut to the smoothie stand and a considerable line of customers. Sunny is back on the job, and the interior has been fully cleaned and set back in order. Zoom in slowly and cut to the counter as she serves Dahlia.)
Sunny: Here’s your chunky smoothie… (Depart; up comes Toots.) …here’s the usual… (He takes a cup and leaves.) …ooh, is that a new book you’re reading, Seashell? (The filly steps up, carrying a volume.)
Seashell: Yeah! It’s about this tree that grows special crystals called Elements.
Sunny: Wow, cool! Tell me more!
(A reference to the Tree of Harmony in Friendship Is Magic. Long shot of the Brighthouse entrance, zooming in as critters exit the building; her four friends are at the open doors, Zipp hovering above the other three and without her phone or the mouse on her shoulder. A close-up frames the Sheriff from the neck down.)
Hitch: After you. Go ahead. (Tilt up to his cheerful face.) Thanks for visiting, friends. (Sunny comes up.) Well, well, well. It looks like we both did pretty good, once we started doing what we were good at.
Sunny: You said it. (glancing over her shoulder) Is that all of them?
(A mighty clattering issues from farther up, sparking a charge toward the ramps. Cut to the entrance to the shared bedroom as the five rush into view; a few random items are flung across the floor just before the magic mouse sprints across the area with an incensed Sparky hot on its tail. The little pest reaches the stand holding Sunny’s lantern and begins to climb the base.)
Hitch: Sparky, leave that mouse alone!
(As he advances, it reaches the lantern and fixes a wide-eyed stare on the item for a long moment, then vanishes in a burst of purple smoke just as Sparky makes a jumping grab for it. He mumbles confusedly as the five gather around him.)
Pipp: Did you see that?
Izzy: It just went poof!
Hitch: Was that a mouse— (dramatically) —or a ghost? (Izzy gasps in fright; Zipp breaks out her phone in close-up.)
Zipp: (dictating) “Daily mystery total—three. Cutie mark switch, disappearing mouse, and… “ (holding up a cup in her other front hoof) “…this smoothie.” (Drink.) Mmm…it still doesn’t taste right.
(It is promptly plucked away by Sunny, who sniffs at the straw and breaks into a big smile.)
Sunny: I know just the thing!
(Setting it down, she pops the lid open, drops in a sprig of some herb, and closes it up again. Zipp whisks the cup away, now sitting, and takes a long pull.)
Zipp: (smiling) Huh…that was it! (dictating, to phone) “Case closed.” (Hitch returns with Sparky on his back.)
Hitch: Today was pretty wild, huh?
Izzy: Yeah! I couldn’t even be-lizzle it! (Cut to Sunny.)
Sunny: But at least everything is back in order again. (To Izzy/Pipp on the following.)
Pipp: Now that sounds like something Hitch would say.
Zipp: (suddenly panicked) Oh, no! Not again!
(She is halfway through deploying her phone to gather more evidence when the two affected ponies get a good look at their own haunches and find the marks still where they should be. Relieved, Zipp sighs and crumples into a much more relaxed position. All five get a good laugh out of the false alarm as the camera cuts to a close-up of the lantern and zooms in slowly.)
(Dissolve to a magically projected image of it in Opaline’s throne room, with her visible through it on the far side, and zoom out slowly.)
Opaline: Aha! Finally, it’s all becoming clear. (voice raised) Misty!
(The blue mare is at her side in less time than it takes to say “snap to, grunt!”)
Misty: Yes, Opaline?
Opaline: I need you to sneak into the Crystal Brighthouse and steal me that lantern. It holds power.
(Cut to its projection on the end of this line, zooming in slowly, then back to her.)
Opaline: Pris-Beam power. (Misty finds herself entirely captivated by the magic mouse, now on the table.)
Misty: Awww, can I keep him? As a little friend? (A gesture from Opaline disintegrates it into purple smoke.)
Opaline: No! No need for friends when you have a job to do. Now stay focused!
Misty: (levelly) Yes, Opaline. I’m ready.
(She steels herself and stares toward the image with Opaline, the camera zooming in on it between them. Dissolve to the upper portion of the Brighthouse and tilt down to an overhead shot of the front lawn; Sunny and Hitch are both pulling delivery carts up the walk, Hitch having disposed of his cowboy hat. Sunny stops in close-up.)
Sunny: (slipping out of her harness) Thanks for the help. (Hitch stops with a grunt and steps away from his.)
Hitch: I’m glad to help make sure things are running smooth-ly, just as long as it’s not smooth-ies. (Chuckle.)
Sunny: I’m just happy that the community garden is officially open… (Cut to it on the end of this, then back to the pair.) …even if the animals do still seem hesitant to go back inside.
(A scramble of chittering and squeaking prompts a double gasp of shock.)
Hitch: Oh, no.
(They gallop up the walk; cut to just inside the doors as they are rammed open. The two slide to a stop and find Izzy/Pipp/Zipp waiting for them in the entrance hall.)
Izzy: Sunny! Hitch! Come look!
Sunny: What happened?
Pipp: (giddily) See for yourself!
(The three step aside to give a clear view of one front corner—which now holds a newly constructed animal play area. Toys, ramps, a mirror and sink for washing up, comfortable spots to crash out at all heights from floor to the top of a small artificial tree. Sparky is batting a beach ball back and forth with a bunny, and Hitch voices a soft, incredulous sigh as other critters take their leisure in their own ways.)
Hitch: What is all this?
Izzy: It’s your Critter Corner! (She and Pipp gesture grandly toward it; zoom out slowly.) Now the animals have a place to chill if the garden gets to be magically way too much.
Zipp: (nudging Hitch) Or if they want a solid lead on hanging with their best buddy Hitch.
Hitch: Awesome!
(He gallops to the periphery in order to better take it all in and finds a couple of birds cheeping happily up at him, accompanied by Curdle.)
Hitch: (laughing) A birdseed smoothie? Sure. I’ll ask Sunny to add it to the menu for you. Why not? (The turtle speaks up.) You were saying, Curdle? (Again.) Yes, lettuce is also nice.
(Izzy and Pipp laugh and move in as Zipp turns to Sunny.)
Zipp: So it looks like you two worked things out, huh?
Sunny: I think we just needed a little trot in each other’s horseshoes, even if we didn’t want to admit it.
(On the second half of this line, the camera zooms out quickly in time with Hitch’s laughter and frames him tumbling onto his back, with Sparky on his belly. Cut to an overhead shot of the laughing ponies amid the tableau of lively fauna and zoom out slowly.)
THE TRADITIONAL UNICORN SLEEP-OVER
Written by Julia Prescott
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Directed by Randi Rodrigues
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Prologue
(Opening shot: a close-up and zoom in on a flower in the community garden of Maretime Bay during the day. Sparky Sparkeroni leans down into view to bite it off the stem; on the start of the next line, cut to Izzy Moonbow hurrying in.)
Izzy: Oh, Sparky! Save your snacking for food, not flowers. (He whimpers and covers his belly.) Oh, it’s okay. (Her perspective, poking him gently there to cheer him up.) You didn’t know any better, and you’re just getting your sillies out.
(Both again on this last; she laughs and he bounds up and over the stone wall at the garden’s edge.)
Izzy: (hustling after him) Oh, no, no, no, I didn’t mean to silly out even more! (She chases him through the town proper.) Sparky, stop! (Dahlia, watching, gasps in surprise.) Sparky, slow…
(This last word is accompanied by a cut to Toots, about to enjoy a donut at a sidewalk table. His plans are derailed when the little guy jumps on his head, slamming his face into the wooden surface.)
Izzy: Oh…
(Toots comes up with the donut stuck over one eye; now the chase takes a loop around a passing Sprout Cloverleaf…)
Izzy: Sparky, wait!
(…close enough to topple him onto his haunches. Sparky heads up a side street.)
Izzy: Sparky! (His sudden stop brings her to a skidding halt, out of breath.) Okay, enough running for today.
(Close-up of him, cringing away from the camera.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Huh? (Cut to her; slow pan.) What’s wrong? You’re acting like there’s some mysterious and scary presence lurking in the shadows directly behind me.
(The camera motion reveals the squint-eyed silhouette of Misty standing in an alley a few steps behind. Snap to black.)
OPENING THEME
Act One
(Cut from the title card directly to Izzy sitting in the street with Sparky and gasping as she takes in Misty’s presence. An instant later she is upright and all smiles.)
Izzy: Hi, friend! What’s your name? I’m Izzy Moonbow.
(The blue unicorn—wearing a fake butterfly cutie mark as in “Ali-Conned,” but blue now rather than white—offers a tentative smile of her own and steps forward, just a fraction.)
Misty: Uh, Misty. I, um, just got into town, and now I’m gonna leave. Bye! (She whisks away; close-up of her badly shaken expression.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Wait, wait! (She pulls up.) I remember when I was new in town. (galloping to keep pace; both reach a main road and stop) Where are you going? Do you want me to show you around? (Sparky catches up.)
Misty: Uh…I…uh…er…
(A ground-level shot on the end of this picks out Sparky behind Izzy’s hind legs, growling like a very small and very angry guard dog.)
Izzy: Awww, don’t mind him. He’s probably just excited to see another unicorn like me. (Gasp.) Wait a minute. (Hop around Misty.) Unicorns. You, me, us? We can be… (Another gasp; drag Misty off her hooves and into a crushing hug.) …unicorn friends!
(Izzy sets her down after a moment.)
Izzy: Oops, sorry. (Misty backs away.) I’ve been told my hugs can be pretty heavy-duty.
(A few more steps put her around the corner and in the clear; she glances over her shoulder to be sure.)
Misty: Uh…
(Relief gives way to a frightened gasp upon finding Izzy directly in her path. She smiles hesitantly and tries to get away during the next line, but Izzy’s circling cuts her off.)
Izzy: This is incredible. I can’t believe I made a new unicorn friend—poof!—just like that. I mean, I’ve known a lot of unicorns, but I don’t know. Something about you feels…different.
Misty: It does?
Izzy: Mmm-hmm. It must be… (beaming, rapid fire) …because you’re my first official unicorn friend here in Maretime Bay!
(A longer shot on the end of this line reveals that they have reached the town square; the last words echo in the tranquil air. There follows a long pause while Misty internally fumbles for words.)
Misty: Yes. That must be it.
Izzy: (galloping into gazebo, sitting) Yes! This is such perfect timing because I have been missing Bridlewood so much lately. (draping herself around a pillar) The trees, the teas, even the jinixies. (hopping back to Misty, foreleg across shoulders) I bet we could spend hours bonding over Bridlewood experiences, having both grown up as unicorns, right? (Sparky climbs onto her back.)
Misty: (badly flustered) Yeah, I can, I, uh, well…
(She gets no farther with this hash of semi-random syllables before Sparky resumes growling up a storm; she gasps up at him.)
Izzy: What’s gotten into you, little Spark-Spark? Misty’s our friend.
(He hops off and storms away; she pulls in a smiling gasp.)
Izzy: We’ll celebrate us meeting with a… (Overhead shot, zooming out.) …traditional unicorn sleepover! (Street level.)
Misty: What’s that?
Izzy: Uh, it’s the unicorn tradition for whenever you make a very special new best friend. (puzzled; Misty backs up) You’ve never heard of it?
Misty: (rapid fire) Oh, yes, of course. I thought you said “weep-over”— (wiping one eye) —which is when you, like, cry over not having any lunch, like me, which is why I got a bit just now. I’m really hungry. (Deep breath.)
Izzy: So it’s official. (gesturing to Crystal Brighthouse in the distance) You’re gonna sleep over at the Crystal Brighthouse toni-i-ight!
(The last word is delivered in a singsong manner, in time with a cut to one very nervous blue unicorn.)
Misty: Oh! Uh, tonight? But I can’t, really, and there’s something that I have to—
Izzy: (walking off) I’m gonna have snacks, and streamers, and tea lights for ambiance. And those hay pillows over there! Okay, gotta go get ready. See you later, Misty!
(The latter finds herself alone with Sparky, who growls his distrust of her and runs to catch up with his sitter as fast as stubby legs will allow.)
(Dissolve to a long shot of Opaline’s castle and zoom in slowly.)
Misty: (voice over, hopefully) So…I get to go to the party?
(On the end of this, cut to her in the throne room and tilt up to frame the face of the haughty winged unicorn standing nearby.)
Opaline: Oh, Misty, you’re going to party it up, all right. You’re going to party all night—
(She turns to a projection above the pool: the Pris-Beam-powered lantern in the shared bedroom of the Brighthouse, as seen in “The Cutie Mark Mix-Up.”)
Opaline: —until you steal Sunny’s precious magic lantern.
Misty: I’m not really sure that’s how parties work. I’ve never been to one. (She quails before Opaline’s glare.) But you’re the expert! (Weak laugh.)
Opaline: Get in that lighthouse and— (To Misty on the following.)
Misty: Brighthouse.
Opaline: Whatever! Get there and find that lantern!
(The flunky offers a firm nod. Cut to a long shot of the Brighthouse under a pink/orange late afternoon sky.)
Izzy: (voice over, excitedly) And she had a horn just like me—
(Inside, she is addressing Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm, seated on a couch near the fireplace at the back of the entrance hall.)
Izzy: —and hooves just like me—
(Cut to the two sisters, who trade indulgent smiles as the unicorn’s bubbly giggle floats across, then to Sunny Starscout drinking a smoothie in a seat of her own. She is not wearing her saddlebag. Izzy leaps onto a table to face her.)
Izzy: —and a face! (Sit.) Just like me.
Sunny: (laughing) She sounds like a unique unicorn. (Sparky bounces up/down behind the pegasi.)
Zipp: And you said Sparky was growling at her?
(A cut to behind their couch tells the story: Hitch Trailblazer is lying on the floor, on his back and using his hind legs to propel his ward into the air. He adds a bit of baby talk to complete the playtime feel.)
Zipp: I wonder why.
(An overly energetic heave sends Sparky over the couch, McSnips-a-Lot toy in his grip. He bounces off Pipp’s head, eliciting a gasp, and lands on the floor; Izzy is off the table.)
Izzy: (hunching down to him) Awww, you know, Sparky growls at everypony and every twig, bug, and critter.
(Close-up of him; a sparkly magic belch turns the toy into a carrot.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) He’s just a curious baby dragon. (Zoom out; she holds her cell phone over him.) It’s what he does. (Snap a picture; Hitch emerges.)
Hitch: (scooping Sparky up; close-up) Speaking of, it’s time to get this little guy back to the station and start his bedtime routine.
(Said little guy looks up from the vegetable he has been gnawing with a disappointed little burble. A sharp gasp from Izzy slashes the quiet; cut to her, eyeing the phone.)
Izzy: That’s the time? I’ve gotta get moving! (jumping onto table, facing Sunny) There’s so many great treats and traditions to get ready! This is gonna be the best sleepover anypony’s ever been to in all of Bridlewood. (Bound to the couch.) I mean, Maretime Bay. I mean, Equestria!
(She puts in gear toward the arts-and-crafts area. Hitch and Sparky have now left.)
Pipp: (to Zipp) Well, I thought my birthday party last year was pretty epic, but guess the bar is always rising.
(Cut to a mass of loose yarn on the floor and zoom out to the sound of Izzy imitating a trumpet flourish. The material is the dining room, as are several other balls—both in and out of baskets—and Sunny and Pipp regard it all with no small degree of confusion. Izzy jumps onto the table.)
Izzy: Roll out the yarn balls!
(Outside, she watches an airborne Zipp hang up strings of small light bulbs, each with its own shade, below the overhang of the roof’s edge.)
Izzy: (whooping) String up the tea lights!
(The athletic mare nearly gets the lot yanked from her grip due to the weight of a bird perching on it, but limits her reaction to a yelp and a dirty look. Inside, several pole lamps have been added near the fireplace, with kerchiefs in a variety of bright colors hanging from the lower edge of each shade. Sunny/Pipp/Zipp are on the job to add more as Izzy advances toward the camera.)
Izzy: Hang lots of colorful scarves for…
(A pivot, and now she is facing the camera and the fully decorated entrance hall. Lamps have been set up everywhere, and kerchiefs and tea lights have been strung along the ramp railings.)
Izzy: (whispering) …ambience. (Doorbell; she returns to normal volume with a cry.) Sweet sauce horseshoe toss! (Gasp.) She’s here!
(A breathy, giddy giggle escapes her throat as she sprints to the front doors and puts hoof to handle. Close-up of Misty waiting on the step and carrying a pillow, then cut to the other four mares on the following and in time with the doors opening.)
Izzy: Welcome to the Brighthouse, Misty! (losing steam, dropping to a whisper) Misty…uh, what’s your last name?
Misty: Uh…uh, uh… (Glance up at the tower.) …Brighthouse!
(A round of very funny looks from the four residents.)
Misty: (frantically, stammering) Uh, Bright…um…
(Her perspective, flitting rapidly from one area of the stained-glass windows framing the doors to another.)
Misty: …Bright…dawn? Uh… (Back to her.) Brightdawn!
Izzy: (ushering her in) Welcome, Misty Brightdawn, to the best unicorn sleepover of your unicorn life!
(Cut to the guest entering the building on the end of this, awestruck from head to hoof.)
Sunny: So nice to finally meet you, Misty. Izzy’s told us—
Misty: (spooked) Told you? Told you what? (She gasps upon backing into Zipp.)
Zipp: When did you say you got into Maretime Bay?
Misty: Oh, I-I didn’t—
Zipp: In town just for a visit, or staying permanently?
Izzy: (popping up between them, leading Zipp aside) Zipp, Zipp, Zipp, Zipp, buddy, you’re hoofing it up the wrong hill here. You don’t need to “detective” her. Misty’s our friend. Ooh! We’re already way behind schedule. (gesturing) Come on, unicorns.
(She, Sunny, and Pipp, laugh and head deeper in, but Misty remains in place as if her hooves were rooted to the mosaic floor and swallows hard. She moves after a long moment, leaving Zipp to stare after her and bring up the rear.)
Zipp: Hmmm…
Act Two
(Cut to the kitchen, where the five are gathered around the counter island and using an assortment of craft supplies to fashion cardboard horns, one of which Pipp is already wearing. Laughter fills the air as bowls of brightly colored stones and shakers filled with glitter are put to work, and within seconds Izzy has stuck a few adornments to the more-head on her forehead. She gasps happily and bows to show it off, earning a round of ooh’s and ahh’s from the others. Pipp raises a shaker to add a bit more bling to her new horn, but its top comes loose and the contents spill down her face. She finds herself wearing a sparkling blue beard and mustache, prompting a round of laughs from the crowd.)
Pipp: Oh, my glitter.
(A pillow spins past the camera in close-up; behind its trailing edge, the view wipes to a stretch of floor as Izzy pushes two large square cushions into view, lying flat with one edge touching. She swiftly builds on this, adding levels of soft things in various shapes/sizes, and finishes by propping two throw pillows against each other in close-up. The stones are gone from her horn.)
Izzy: Ta-daaaa!
(Zoom out to the sound of appreciative murmurs from the other four, Pipp having cleaned her face and shed the fake horn. Izzy has built the large-scale equivalent of a house of cards and planted a small flag at its peak. Misty tucks the pillow she has brought into a corner at the base, but this small movement is enough to destabilize the entire structure. Down it comes, taking a screaming Izzy along for the ride, but she makes a safe face-first landing on one of the tumbled cushions. All laugh at the mishap.)
(A game board is slapped into place to cover the camera lens, then whisked away to frame the five mares gathered around it at the dining room table. Zoom in slowly.)
Sunny: So, how does this game work?
Izzy: The rules of Dare the Mare go… (Deep breath; rapid fire.) …if a player spins the wheel and lands on an odd number, then they dare the mare to do something fun. But if they land on an even number, they dare the mare to do something funny, and if their fun is too funky or funky too fun, they go back and do it all over again!
(During this torrent of verbiage, the camera cuts to an uncomprehending Sunny and Zipp, then to Misty nodding and smiling in an attempt to cover her nerves, and finally back to Izzy and Pipp, the latter just as lost as the first two. Izzy finishes with a laugh and hitch of breath. Long pause.)
Pipp: (abruptly smiling) That makes total sense.
(She starts in fright as Izzy gasps and knocks the board aside, and Sunny/Zipp gasp as well as it goes flying between them.)
Izzy: Whoops! Explaining the rules took too long. We’ve gotta move on, party ponies!
(She zips away. Now a large blue crystal tumbles past the camera in close-up, the view wiping behind it to an overhead shot of the group by the fireplace. More crystals have been placed on the floor, glowing a warm blue-green, and Sunny and Izzy sit facing each other on large cushions as the others look on. The unicorn is holding one of the earth pony’s front hooves and scrutinizing it closely.)
Izzy: The art of hoof reading has been in the Moonbow family for generations. It all started with Great-Great-Auntie Buttons.
(During this line, the focus shifts to Misty, who lifts a couch cushion for a quick peek beneath and then hunkers down to check the floor under the furniture. She comes up only to find Zipp giving her a very hairy eyeball and swallows hard before shifting gears.)
Misty: (with faked enthusiasm) Ooh! So interesting!
(A teapot spins past the camera, wiping the view to a close-up of the dining room table.)
Izzy: (from o.s., pushing a full cup into view) Teatime!
(Longer shot: she has given it to Zipp. More cups are dished up, and Misty eagerly grabs hers and slurps it down.)
Izzy: Uh, Misty? Those tea leaves were for reading, not for drinking. (Laugh; cut to Misty; she continues o.s.) Remember?
[Animation goof: The window behind Misty abruptly shifts between sunset and night.]
(So Misty spits the tea back into the cup and offers a chastened smile. A rain of popcorn past the camera lens changes the view to a pan along the island countertop, now laden with bowls of the stuff in assorted colors and flavors. All are gathered around.)
Pipp: (singsong) Pony-corn statio-o-on!
Sunny: Yum! Oh, thanks, Izzy!
Zipp: Yeah!
(Misty cautiously selects a piece, places it in her mouth, and chews—and the taste causes her eyes to widen and a huge smile to nearly split her face in two.)
Misty: Mmm…this is the best thing I’ve ever eaten in my entire life!
(Smiles from Sunny and Izzy, a stunned gape and chomp from Pipp, and a skeptical look from Zipp.)
Misty: (trying to play it off) —that I say every time I eat it, ’cause I eat it all the time—or did, when I lived in Bridlewood all my life.
(She shovels in a few more kernels and gets out a nervous chuckle through this mouthful as Zipp’s face continues to broadcast her suspicion all too clearly. Now a remote control sails past the camera, the view wiping behind it to the fireplace area. The lights have been dimmed, and Izzy hoists the device—for the television above the fireplace—and her phone as the other four get comfortable.)
Izzy: (giddily) Ooh, Trotting Hill! A unicorn sleepover classic… (Glance at phone.) …that we only have three minutes to move through. (Throw it aside.) Let’s go!
(A button is pressed; cut to the TV screen, which shows a conversation between a mare and stallion in fast-forward. Izzy’s humming is heard from o.s. for a few seconds before she speaks again.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Aha! (Normal playback speed resumes.)
Izzy, Mare: (Izzy o.s.) Don’t you see, Salty? (Cut to frame her.) I’m just a unicorn, standing in front of another unicorn, asking him to share with her. (Quivery sigh; pause the movie.)
Izzy: So romantic.
Sunny: Say, Izzy, you think we can slow down a bit?
Pipp: (holding a nearly full bowl of popcorn) Yeah, I’ve barely made a dent in my chocolate pony-corn.
Misty: (eagerly) I’ll help you finish it!
Izzy: (gasping, knocking Misty aside) Slow down? If anything, we need to speed up! (pacing to fireplace; the TV is now off) If we don’t do everything, it’s jinxie!
Misty: What’s jinxie?
(This query prompts a boisterous laugh from Izzy, but it ends as if a switch had been thrown; she is instantly all business.)
Izzy: You are so funny. (She produces and unrolls a very long list; cut to Pipp/Zipp on the next line.)
Zipp: (hushed, to Pipp) Don’t you think it’s a little weird Misty’s just as lost as us? (Pipp smirks and slips away.) She claims to have grown up in Bridlewood, but it’s as if she’s never even been there, Pipp. (needled, noticing her absence) Pipp!
(The younger Princess has joined Sunny and Izzy in looking over the document.)
Sunny: What’s next, Izzy?
Pipp: (reading) “Ask an Amethyst.” What’s that?
Izzy: You mean having conversations with your crystals is just a unicorn thing? Whoa.
(The three find Misty gorging herself from Pipp’s abandoned popcorn bowl.)
Izzy: Pffft! Can you believe that, Misty?
Misty: (swallowing, scraping some off her face) Uh, totally! It’s, um— (Laugh.) —what you said. So, uh, hm…where’s that little dragon from earlier? Shouldn’t he be enjoying the party as well?
Pipp: Oh, Sparky? Hitch is limiting the overnight dragon-sitting until he gets the hang of his dragon fire.
Misty: Dragon fire? Is that magical, like your cu— (catching herself) —o-our cutie marks? (She sits.)
Sunny: It’s definitely something. We’re not sure what yet.
Pipp: It can transform all sorts of stuff, though—even cutie marks. Just ask Sunny about the Hitch-switch. (Giggle.)
Sunny: Oh!
(She laughs as well, but in a slightly chagrined way, remembering the mishaps that stemmed from that change in “The Cutie Mark Mix-Up.”)
Misty: (thoughtfully, stroking chin) Hmmm…
(A calculating smile plays across her face as the view dissolves to an extreme close-up of a glowing blue crystal, which is lowered out of frame by Izzy.)
Izzy: (clearing throat) And now…
(Overhead shot of the five, standing in a rough circle; each of the others has a crystal on the floor next to her. The furniture has been moved aside, and Izzy has put away her list.)
Izzy: …for my favorite part—well, next to my other favorite part, and my other other favorite… (Deep breath; she sings the next words bombastically and holds out the last one.)
…it’s the Sleepover Sing-Along
(Another lungful of air is blown through the crystal she holds, producing a low humming tone and brightening its radiance for a moment.)
Izzy: Oh, we sing this all the time back in Bridlewood. Even foals know it.
Zipp: (gesturing with one crystal) Well, then, why don’t you and Misty do it as a duet? Teach us together. (Izzy has set hers down.)
Izzy: (gasping, dragging Misty to center of floor) Brilliant idea! (to her) Oh! We’ll jump into the chorus together, then you take the verse. (Clear throat.)
Quiet lullaby with strings and muted glockenspiel, slow loose 4 (F major)
Misty tries feebly to harmonize, but gets only one or two off-key syllables each time
Izzy: Sing now, sleepover friends
Time to dream of crystals and gems
When night has come and games are done
(She slowly levitates the crystals off the floor.)
Unicorns hold their crystals and—and sing
Music reaches a crescendo and pauses
(Sunny and Pipp are entranced by the glimmering midair minerals, but Zipp’s distrust is still coming through in every square inch of her face. Izzy gives a “take it” nod to Misty.)
Random pizzicato strings and horn/percussion notes
No particular key or meter in either the music or Misty’s singing
Misty: Get on your hooves and play along
’Cause it’s—it’s a party
And that’s what happens when you have fun with friends
(spoken, weakly, in close-up) Ta-da?
Song ends
(On the start of the next line, cut to a deflated Izzy slowly lowering the crystals to the floor.)
Izzy: Oh, I guess we just learned different versions. That’s okay. (She plods away; Zipp ponders this musical mangling.)
Sunny: (crossing to Zipp) I’m sorry we don’t know a ton of unicorn stuff, Izzy. (smiling) But we’re happy to learn. (Cut to Pipp/Zipp on the next line.)
Pipp: And we’re happy to do all the other things you had planned.
Zipp: It may just take us a while.
Izzy: (brightening) Oh! Thanks, guys! Maybe we can continue our list and… (dejectedly) …I’ll just sing the song by myself later.
Pipp: (crossing to her with Zipp) No! No, no, no, no, no! Of course not! I’ll sing it with you. (Misty glances away…)
Sunny: Or maybe we can play another game together. (…and hurries up one ramp.)
Pipp: Oh! What about that unicorn tradition you mentioned where we all balanced yarn balls on our heads and count to the highest number we can think of?
(Their guest enters the dimly lit shared bedroom with a slightly irritated sigh and begins to scope out the place. Her first stop is Sunny’s bed.)
Misty: Where is that lantern?
(A quick check of blankets and pillows proves fruitless, so she moves on—ignoring the very object in its glass/marble stand on the other side of the bed. She does, however, find Sunny’s compact sitting on top of a trunk at the foot.)
Misty: Ooh! (Close-up of it; she continues o.s.) I can use this!
(It is picked up and opened with no delay, and she stares into the mirror.)
Misty: Opaline? (No response.) Opaline!
(The silvered surface presents only her perplexed reflection; after a moment, she has a spark of recognition.)
Misty: Oh, right. (Snap it shut.) This thing doesn’t work inside the Brighthouse.
(So she crosses to the stained-glass window in Zipp’s section and strains to push it open; cut to just outside it as she succeeds, nearly going over the sill in the bargain. Regaining enough of her balance to hold the compact out in the night air, she pops the lid.)
Misty: Opaline! (Whose face replaces hers in the mirror.) I’m in! But no lantern. What do I do next?
Opaline: (groaning exasperatedly) Think, Misty!
(Cut to frame Misty, the glass hidden by the lid. On the next line, the camera follows her upward glance toward the lantern room and the Pris-Beam shining into the heavens.)
Voice of Opaline: There’s got to be some way up to that glass room at the top! It’ll be there, with the Pris-Beam. (Back to her in the mirror.) Don’t come back without it! Then, their power is ours!
(She goes into a protracted mad laugh, which Misty strives to copy as she did in “Growing Pains.” This time, though, she makes a fairly decent showing of it and manages to impress the boss.)
Opaline: Oh! Better, Misty. But it’s a marathon, not a sprint. Don’t be a show-off.
(Her visage winks out, leaving Misty’s face in the glass. Inside the room, she reels herself back in and shuts the window. Discarding the compact, she turns her attention to the glass/brass-enclosed lift at the center and the shimmering Pris-Beam energy that fills its shaft. Allowing herself a cocky smile, she circles to its doors, which hiss open at her approach. Upon entering, she finds a wall-mounted scanner and puts a hoof to it; the pad goes from green to red and emits a buzz—access denied—then returns to green once she pulls away.)
Misty: Why isn’t it working?
(Three more tries in quick succession get the same result, and the last also sets off an alarm that scares a yelp from the inexperienced burglar.)
Misty: (jabbing at scanner) No! Shh, shh, shh, shh shh! They’ll find out—
Zipp: (levelly, stepping into view outside lift) Find what out?
Misty: (smiling stupidly) That, uh, I can’t figure out this keypad to go up to the washroom. (Laugh.) So embarrassing.
Zipp: You were trying to find the washroom in the elevator? (Misty backs out; the alarm goes silent.)
Misty: No, but I thought…well, uh, I thought I’d go look at the view first. It’s a fun Bridlewood tradition, which is probably why you didn’t know about it.
(Her shaky laugh is followed by a very long pause, after which Zipp smiles.)
Zipp: First Bridlewood tradition I totally get! I love awesome views. Maybe I’ll take you up there to look some other time. (inclining her head toward room exit) But the washroom is down there.
Misty: (trying to laugh, walking out) Thanks, Zipp. Um, I’ll be sure to take you up on that.
Zipp: (to herself, following) Hmmm…
Act Three
(Down by the fireplace, the five are laying out sleeping bags; Pipp has borrowed a pillow from her bed, and Zipp is checking her phone .Izzy voices a listless sigh. The lights have dimmed, with the crystals placed to act as impromptu nightlights.)
Izzy: Well, that was fun, but I guess it’s over now. Good night, everypony. (She lies down, as does Pipp.)
Sunny: I’m not that sleepy. Are you, Pipp? (The pink head jerks up again.)
Pipp: Oh, uh, no! No! I’m… (yawning) …I’m really fired up for more fun, actually. (Happy gasp from Sunny.)
Sunny: Let’s tell stories!
Izzy: (standing, instantly re-energized) Sunny! How did you know we do that at a unicorn sleepover?
Sunny: (lifting a flashlight, turning it on) That’s one tradition we do here too.
Izzy: Whoo! (All settle in to listen.)
Sunny: This is the true story of the Guardians of Harmony and the beginning of Equestria.
Pipp: (sighing drowsily) I love this story.
(A couple of soft claps shut off the lights entirely, leaving only the dim illumination from the crystals. Sunny angles the light to point up under her own chin, the camera tilting up to put her out of view as she narrates.)
Sunny: Once upon a time, there was a very special unicorn.
(Dissolve to a close-up of the assembled Unity Crystals, appearing as if cut out of cardboard or construction paper. Another dissolve on the next line shifts the view to a blue-maned, pink unicorn mare standing tall against a sunlit plain. The figure has no face; this will be true of other ponies rendered in the same style.)
Sunny: (voice over) A bright unicorn, as bright as the sun. (Bow; track around her as an opulent castle springs up from the horizon dead ahead.) One day, she was summoned by the Princess— (Gallop toward it.) —for an assignment, to learn about friendship.
(Hills and a starry sky fold into view around the tableau, and the unicorn is swiftly surrounded by a half-dozen ponies, two per tribe.)
Sunny: (voice over) She moved to Ponyville and met unicorns, earth ponies, and pegasi who became her best friends. (A pink heart kindles at her horn and spreads outward.) Together, they taught the power of unity and how to live in harmony to everypony in Equestria.
(Back to her in the here and now.)
Sunny: But then, one day— (Cut to Pipp; she continues o.s.) —a magical accident happened.
(That gets the pop star awake in a hurry. Construction-paper view of the heart, which cracks from side to side.)
Sunny: (voice over) An earth pony got hurt by a unicorn. (The six fade into view around it and begin arguing as it recedes from the camera; faint discordant voices are heard.) Everypony started fighting with each other.
(The pink unicorn, now sporting a pair of wings, lifts off to hover above the dispute.)
Sunny: (voice over) The Princess, wanting to protect her kingdom and all of the ponies in it, decided to put all magic into three crystals before it got out of hoof.
(On this line, the ruler—who can only be Twilight Sparkle—casts a spell on the heart and turns it into the Crystals, which separate as the background darkens. Each floats away in turn, followed by the members of the tribe to which it corresponds.)
Sunny: (voice over) After that, earth ponies only felt safe with other earth ponies, unicorns with unicorns, and pegasi of a feather flocked together. (Dissolve to the pairs spreading out from a seashore.) The ponies galloped, trotted, and flew as far as they could with their crystals, settling in what would become Zephyr Heights, Bridlewood, and Maretime Bay.
(A high castle, mountain-backed forest, and lighthouse promontory fold up from the landscape in time with the place names.)
Sunny: (voice over) And that’s where they lived forever—
(Cut to her in the present and zoom out.)
Sunny: —until now.
Misty: (indignantly) Wait! But that is not the true story at all!
Sunny: Yes, it is. We pieced together the crystal part ourselves, literally.
Zipp: Why? What have you heard, Misty?
(Now Misty takes the light and aims it up under her chin; as she speaks, the camera tilts up and the Ponyville gathering fades into view while she vanishes from sight. However, the sky has gone to the blue of night.)
Misty: You were right about magic being in Equestria at the beginning—(voice over) —but most of it came from another pony— (Zoom out; the figure of Opaline looms over all, and the pink heart appears.) —who wasn’t a pony at all, but an alicorn queen. (Zoom in slowly.) Her magic was too powerful. They were jealous of her ability and wanted it all for themselves.
(Twilight—still a unicorn at this point—leaps forward, vacuums the power into her horn, and emits as a new heart spreading outward.)
Misty: (voice over) So the Princess stole all the magic from the Queen and hid it away somehow.
(Dissolve to the diaspora occurring at the seashore, also night-tinted, and zoom out slowly.)
Misty: (voice over) Then the Princess put an enchanted invisi-bubble around Equestria— (A large, translucent dome fades into view to enclose the ponies and the region.) —so the powerful alicorn Queen could never find the magic— (The three settlements fold up into view.) —or the kingdom of ponies again.
(Dissolve to a bare plain; Opaline moves into view.)
Misty: (voice over) The Queen was left alone, with only a shadow left of her strength and power—
(Back to her in the present.)
Misty: —all while the other ponies created towns built with her stolen magic! (Pipp’s weariness disappears in a flash.)
Pipp: What?! That’s the true version? (Zipp claps to bring the lights back up, bust dimmed again.)
Zipp: (to Misty) Who told you that?
Misty: (hastily) Ah! Uh, nopony! Uh, you know— (laughing shakily) —uh, I-I may have made some of it up. (Izzy sits up from her sleeping bag.)
Izzy: True, made up, what difference does it make? Each story was great! Especially that alicorn queen part, Misty? (Long gasp.) So creative. So epic! Got any more?
Sunny: Yeah!
Pipp: So, is this like an old Bridlewood ponies’ tale, or—
Izzy: I’ve never heard it, but maybe that’s just my own corner of the community. (to Misty) Where did you say you grew up, exactly, Misty?
Zipp: (pointedly) Yeah. Where did you grow up, Misty?
Misty: (badly shaken) Uh, nowhere, and nopony! And I probably gotta get going to get back right about now. Bye! (She bolts for the doors.)
Izzy: (racing after her) Wait, Misty! You can’t leave! (losing steam, as Misty exits) This party is all just…for…you.
Zipp: (crossing to her) Hey, I didn’t mean anything by all my questions. I was just trying to get to the bottom of things and figure out the real truth.
Izzy: (laughing weakly) The truth? Do you want to know the truth, Zipp? My first real sleepover in Maretime Bay has been a complete and total jinx-a-thon!
(She turns back toward the fireplace, but pauses after a couple of steps to glance back at Zipp.)
Izzy: (icily) That means failure.
(Cut to the kitchen, where she is glumly packing up supplies with her back to the camera. Zoom out on the next line to frame Sunny/Pipp/Zipp walking in.)
Izzy: (sourly) Party is over, ponies.
Sunny: But we don’t have to start cleaning just yet, Izzy. I know this didn’t go as you planned, but the night is still young.
Pipp: Yeah! We can still have more fun.
Izzy: (sighing) That’s really sweet of you all to say, but it isn’t just Misty leaving. This isn’t a real celebratory sleepover without being in Bridlewood anyway. (She flops onto her haunches.) I just wish I could…lay on the ground and stare up at the big branches of Bridlewood trees rustling above me. (She pulls a cardboard unicorn horn from a box and cradles it.) It’s what I always did when I felt…un-sparkly.
(On the next line, cut briefly to the other three as they start to get it, then back to her.)
Izzy: I mean, I love living in the bay with all you ponies. But sometimes I miss my unicorn stuff so much.
(The horn goes back in the box, which she then pushes away as melancholy settles over her once more.)
Izzy: And I thought having Misty here would help.
Sunny: So, what exactly do you miss about Bridlewood? Be specific. (Izzy’s mood lifts considerably.)
Izzy: Do you really want to hear? (A tripartite nod of assent.) Are you sure? The list is longer than the lyrics to my Unicorn Sleepover Sing-Along Song.
Zipp: (playing along) Ohhhh…then I’m gonna have to get comfortable.
Sunny: (laughing, as she/Pipp/Zipp sit around the dining room table) Tell us everything, even if it takes all night and into the next day.
(By this point, the camera has shifted to frame these three, leaving Izzy out of view.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Well…
(Cut to frame her, taking a deep breath, and zoom in slowly.)
Izzy: (rapid fire) …I miss the jinxie dances, horseshoe games, sparkle seasons with hot-chili-pepper-mint-honeysuckle iced teas, the critter contests, the bunny-corns, the wishy hooves, the bongo bee poetry, learning how to hold my breath for long stretches so we can excitedly explain long lists like this very one that I’m explaining now!
(Again the lungs inflate to pull in every molecule of oxygen they can get after this verbal onslaught. Cut to a long shot of the community garden, well lit through a combination of glowing water and plant life at the central fountain, the strings of lights down both sides, and a plethora of wandering fireflies. Misty is pacing here and making noises to suggest that she is one scare away from a full-on nervous breakdown.)
Misty: Oh…I have to go. I have to get out of here. I’ve already said too much. (Pause.) But I can’t just leave! Not without that lantern! But if I go back, they’ll ask me more questions and expose my lies! (An idea hits.) Unless I sneak past them and bypass the elevator with somepony else’s hoof! (hyperventilating) But whose? And how? (trying to laugh) Is it too late to tell those ponies I was just kidding?
(As she finally runs out of words, the camera tilts up to frame the front entrance of the Brighthouse, its doors closed after her abrupt bug-out.)
Izzy: (voice over) Ooh!
(In the dining room, she is still energetically reminiscing over life in Bridlewood as her friends listen.)
Izzy: Fuzzy poffs in the summer, funky horn fashions in the fall, lighting the glowpaz stones on each day of the Wishy Hoof holidays!
(“Poff” is a slang term for any animal with a great deal of fluffy fur or feathers, typically enough to hide its other features. Izzy continues reeling off her treasured memories under the following exchange.)
Sunny: (hushed) Psst! Zipp, can you distract Izzy while we redecorate a little?
Zipp: Sure, but I don’t think my help is gonna be necessary.
Sunny: (hushed, to Pipp) Come on. It’s time to bring a little bit of Bridlewood to the Brighthouse.
(These two slip quietly away from the table.)
Izzy: …staring at the sky crystals shooting across a shimmering, starry sky.
(Strings of crystals swing across the screen in time with a wipe to the shared bedroom. The four enter, Izzy walking backwards to address the other three, and Pipp/Zipp each have one wing extended to block her vision.)
Izzy: Crunchy unicorn corn cakes, sweet salty horn-shaped strudel, knitting scarves for armadillos in the winter. (The feathered appendages are withdrawn; all four stop.)
Sunny: Okay. Stop listing things, Izzy, because…one…two…surprise!
(This last word is punctuated by a “turn around” gesture. Izzy does so, her jaw falling open in undiluted shock, and the camera cuts to her perspective of her section. Floor and walls glow warmly with artfully placed blue/violet/red crystals and strings of lights; paper lanterns hang near the suspended bed, amid tree-shaped shadows cast on the walls; a lamp with star/moon cutouts in its shade stands on the floor; a few pieces of forest-themed artwork have been set here and there. The lantern has been moved from its usual stand by Sunny’s bed and placed within a new shade on a dresser, whose contours are responsible for the arboreal shadows. Pan slowly through the area.)
Izzy: Ahhhhh! (Cut to two items in turn, then back to the group.) What is all this stuff? (She eases forward.)
Sunny: It’s all the stuff you said you missed from Bridlewood, give or take a couple horn-shaped strudels. (Giggle.)
Pipp: Now you can lay down and look up at the branches, just like home.
(Cut to a slow pan through the upper reaches of the redesigned space on this line, then back to the group after she finishes.)
Izzy: I…I can’t believe it! (Gasp; she turns to the others.) You guys did all of this just as I was talking?
Zipp: Well, to be fair, you had a lot to say. (Izzy inspects the lantern shade.)
Izzy: Aw, this is some pretty impressive uni-cycling too. Huh. (slyly) Maybe you all have a bit of unicorn in you after all.
(A cheerful gasp; cut to her perspective of Misty hesitantly entering the room and zoom in slowly.)
Izzy: Hey, Misty! You’re back!
Misty: Uh, yeah! I-I was hungry, so I thought, “Maybe I’ll go out to the garden and harvest glimmerberries.” That I ate all myself, which is why I don’t have any right now. (Laugh.)
Izzy: (crossing to her, touching her chest) Oh, I’m just so glad you’re back. I hope you know how welcome you are here. (bounding about) Look! Doesn’t it remind you so much of our sweet little hometown?
Misty: Uh…yes. (Laugh.) It’s like I’m transported back in time! It’s actually… (distracted, noticing lantern) …pretty incredible.
(Sleeping bags are unrolled and pillows deployed, and a giggling Izzy jumps onto her own bed and imitates a trumpet flourish while holding one of the crystals from downstairs. A longer shot on the next line reveals that the rest have been brought up and put on the floor.)
Izzy: Hear, hear! I, Izzy Moonbow of the Bridlewood Moonbows, hereby start the unicorn sleepover ceremonies again!
Sunny: Should we start with another unicorn song?
Pipp: I’ll count us in. (counting off a beat) A-five, six, seven, eight!
Izzy: (setting her crystal down) Oh, we don’t have to.
Sunny: We insist!
Izzy: Really? (Gasp.) Do you know the words to this one?
Zipp: I mean, we don’t—
Pipp: —but we can definitely try.
Izzy: Okay.
(Taking a deep breath, she jumps down off her bed.)
Quiet melody of muted glockenspiel and pizzicato strings, similar to “Itsy Bitsy Spider”
Slow loose 4 (D flat major)
Izzy sings with little regard for pitch or rhythm
Izzy: Glow your horns and glitter your hooves, the unicorn song
Hug your pony friends and have them sing along
E flat major
Others fumble for words, missing pitch and rhythm as well
Others: Grow some corn and fritter your puffs, the unicorn song
Bug your pony friends and make them smash a gong
Song ends with a gong strike
(The five dissolve into gales of laughter over the hash they have made of it.)
Izzy: “Smash a gong”!
(Cut to the exterior of the Brighthouse as she gets herself under control.)
Izzy: (voice over) I actually love that lyric. (More laughter from all.)
(Close-up of her fast asleep in bed and snoring like a buzzsaw, then zoom out and pan to frame the others more quietly conked out in their sleeping bags. The lantern in its new shade now stands on the floor between Sunny and Pipp. Misty cautiously eases herself upright and away; cut to just outside Zipp’s window as she pushes it open and leans out holding Sunny’s compact. The lid is flipped open, Opaline’s impatient face replacing Misty’s in the mirror.)
Opaline: What took you so long? Did you find it?
Misty: I tried, Opaline, but this plan has been, well, more difficult than we originally anticipated. (Her perspective of the mirror on the end of this, then back to her.) But don’t worry! Though I haven’t picked up the lantern per se, I have gathered plenty of info about their new magic. (The mirror again on this last, then back to her.) Well, they believe a completely different story about the origin of Equestria. (Gasp.) Oh, and they told me all about dragon fire and how is [sic] changes cutie marks. Also, we did a hoof reading and ate pony-corn and did horn decorating and—
(Cut to the mirror for a third time on these last words.)
Opaline: (with mounting disbelief) Hold on. Misty. Horn decorating? Pony-corn? And hoof reading?!?
(Cut to the underling, who cringes at the force of Opaline’s words; the mirror is blocked from sight by the camera angle.)
Voice of Opaline: Did you have fun with these puny ponies?
Misty: No, no, of course not. It was strategic hoof reading, for gathering intel. (Deep breath.) But seriously, have you ever tried pony-corn before? (Her perspective of Opaline’s unamused expression.) Because it’s the best! (Back to her; she composes herself.) I mean, the best way to trick the ponies into thinking I’m one of their friends. (Laugh.)
(This last sentence is marked by a cut to Zipp’s section of the bedroom, the camera now aimed at Misty’s back. The next shot frames a close-up of that sleeper at ground level, the unicorn just visible beyond the built-up frame of her bunk bed.)
Misty: I’m telling you, they were gabbing, I was grubbing… (Zipp yawns and stirs.) …we were getting the top-secret info that will take us to the next level, Opaline. Promise.
(By this point, the pegasus has rubbed her eyes and perked up both ears to take in this bit of communication. The suspicions she has been nursing all evening are only whetted by what she hears, as clearly seen in a close-up as Misty finishes.)
Zipp: Hmmm…
HOOF DONE IT?
Written by Janae Hall
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Prologue
(Opening shot: a long shot of the Crystal Brighthouse at night, seen from a short distance downhill. Pan/tilt down to one edge of the community garden, where Misty pops up into view behind the trees that line the path. After a furtive glance, she drops from sight and bounds up again a moment later with a sack clamped in her teeth. A close-up reveals a partial view of some brightly glowing object within, but the sack goes flying when she stumbles on a dropped shovel and goes flat on her face. It clanks to the ground a few feet away and the thing slides free—the magic lantern from the shared bedroom. Misty is wearing her fake blue butterfly cutie mark as in “The Traditional Unicorn Sleep-Over.”)
(Cut to Zipp Storm asleep in bed in her section of said room; she snaps bolt upright, a nearby digital alarm clock giving the time as 6:59 AM.)
Zipp: Huh?
(She is met by a mixed chorus of snores, the camera cutting first to Pipp Petals and then Sunny Starscout before panning to Izzy Moonbow’s bed, whose quilts are pulled up far enough to hide its occupant from view altogether. Zipp yawns and rubs an eye; cut to just outside her window as she opens it and looks off to one side.)
Zipp: Huh?
(Long shot of the Brighthouse and garden, a fuzzy-headed unicorn silhouette ducking out of sight in the foreground, then back to her.)
Zipp: (groaning, voice slightly raised) Is somepony down there?
(A brief cut to her perspective of the planted plot shows no activity.)
Zipp: I must be dreaming.
(She pulls the window shut; cut to a close-up of it inside as the room brightens into morning and birdsong asserts itself. Pan to her back in bed and properly waking up with a yawn and wing stretch; she flies down to her desk and lands. The visor that Izzy made for her during Tell Your Tale is resting on its mannequin head, and the elevated platform holding her mattress rises a bit to give more headroom for desk work.)
Zipp: Morning, investigation board. Morning, rad visor.
(She crosses the room, passing the stand in which the lantern normally sits—but it is noticeably absent.)
Zipp: Morning— (Stop short; pivot back to it.) —lantern?!?
(The results of a brief examination are enough to unsettle her mind in a trice.)
Zipp: It’s…i-i-it’s…gone!
(Snap to black.)
OPENING THEME
Act One
(Cut from the title card directly to a close-up of a stack of pancakes on a plate in the kitchen. Zoom out as Sunny poises a skillet over the lot, ready to slide a fresh one on, and a watching squirrel chitters in anticipation. She is wearing her saddlebag.)
Zipp: (panicked, flying into view) Hope is gone!
(She bangs into the skillet, losing her balance and crashing into the countertop so that the stacked flapjacks end up scattered everywhere. The newly made one describes a not-so-aerodynamic arc through the air and is caught by the furry rodent, which staggers away under the load.)
Sunny: What?!? (One more pancake lands on the counter; Zipp stands up.)
Zipp: (jittery, fidgeting) I mean, the Hope Lantern? It’s not in its case… (lifting off, darting about) …and it’s not here with you, which means it’s missing, which means I gotta find it! It could already be too late. Did you know that the first few hours after a crime are critical for clues?
Sunny: Zipp, wait! (calmly; Zipp hovers facing her) I’m sure I just left the Lantern somewhere in the Brighthouse. (These words reassure the pegasus considerably.)
Zipp: Oh. (Land on counter.) Cool. Cool, cool. But just to be sure…
(Extreme close-up of a length of fabric being pulled away by her; she gasps and picks up a fan made from Popsicle sticks and folded paper that bears her sister’s likeness. This is tossed aside with a fed-up groan, after which the camera cuts to frame her checking under the pillows of a couch near the fireplace at the back of the entrance hall. No luck, but more disgruntled sounds escape her lips as she moves on to the “Critter Corner” animal play area that was set up at the front near the end of “The Cutie Mark Mix-Up.” Nothing here either, but a glance to one side fires a spark in her mind.)
Zipp: Huh?
(A box is resting upside-down on a desk in the arts-and-crafts corner; she laughs and flies to this, but finds only a bobblehead figure of a dancing pony upon whisking it away. One frustrated groan later, Sunny is rooting around behind her bed in the shared bedroom and has picked up Zipp’s case of nerves.)
Sunny: You were right. It’s nowhere! (Moan.)
(The white mare is now up here, in the couch-lined common area.)
Sunny: (galloping past her, doubling back and sliding to a stop) How can my special lantern be nowhere? Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. Besides the Unity Crystals, that lantern is the most important thing in the Brighthouse! It contains magic Pris-Beam power! What are we gonna do?
(During this line, she grabs Zipp’s head and points it off to one side, the camera panning quickly to the empty stand before cutting back to the pair.)
Zipp: (smirking) Only one thing to do.
(She flies back to her section and begins to suit up. First is the gold/white/blue-green shoulder plate she wore during Chapter One, its previous speaker/microphone replaced by what appears to be a compass. The collapsible magnifying glass she used in “Portrait of a Princess” has been clipped on. Next is the foreleg pouch she used at the time; she sticks on the winged star/magnifier badge she was issued. The “compass” pops free of the plate to reveal itself as a small drone aircraft equipped with a scanning beam that sweeps the room. Finally, she pulls the visor off its mannequin head and settles it over her eyes, the slot lighting up between the upper and lower portions of its housing.)
Zipp: Detective Zipp, on the case!
[Animation goof: From time to time, the drone will be seen both in flight and docked on her shoulder plate at the same time.]
(Launching herself off her bed and with the drone following close behind, she is soon downstairs and checking out a very dusty shelf. The visor resting on her forehead, she brings the magnifying glass to bear and scoops up a bit of the detritus for a better look. She makes a face at it and zips away, now using her visor to scan the nearby furniture; the drone does the same to a snoozing Cloudpuff, who wakes up and barks inquisitively at it. Cut briefly to the view of the canine’s face through its camera, which includes a smaller “inset” close-up. He sniffs at the thing, and the view returns to him as the drone flies off with a short buzz to indicate no results. Cloudpuff emits a sound of puzzlement.)
(Cut to the interior of a refrigerator as Zipp opens its door for a peek inside, the kitchen visible behind her. The visor is up, and the drone has returned to its docking port on her shoulder plate. Among the items is an apple with one bite gone.)
Zipp: (peering intently at it) Oh, yeah. There was definitely some kind of fiend in this house. (Izzy prances past in the background, singing to herself.) I mean, who does this?
(The door is slammed shut, only to be reopened almost immediately by the unicorn.)
Izzy: Oh! The rest of my apple! (She takes a bite; Zipp glares from across the kitchen.) So good.
(Remove the fruit and close the fridge again. Now Zipp flies through the shared bedroom with her visor down.)
Zipp: Hah!
(Her target is Sunny’s nightstand, whose surface is sullied by a dark ring. This is subjected to a scan; cut to her visor perspective, showing an inset that presents a question mark superimposed on the ring.)
Zipp: Just as I suspected. (Back to her; she lands on the following.) This outline is the exact diameter of the Lantern’s base! (Off comes the visor.) And what’s this?
(A bit of the material is scraped away and taste-tested.)
Zipp: Dirt! Hmmm… (Smack lips.) …the same kind of dirt that’s used in the community garden. Interesting. (realizing what she has done) Did I just taste dirt?
(Followed by a string of disgusted retching noises and a cut to her perspective, noting a trail of spots on the floor that leads to the exit.)
Zipp: Huh. (Back to her.) Hmmm…
(She takes wing in order to see where these might lead. In the entrance hall, Pipp is prancing and singing softly—the same melody as the song she performed during Chapter One. She has donned her tiara.)
Pipp: So put your hooves up high ’cause we’re feeling all right
Every day is awesome in the Mare—
(The end of this is marked by Zipp’s flight down one ramp, visor propped on forehead.)
Zipp: Wait! Don’t take another step!
Pipp: (hovering) What are you doing?
Zipp: This is an active crime scene! Can’t have you contaminating the evidence.
Pipp: (smiling) A real live mystery? (Gasp.) What’s the crime?
Zipp: Sunny’s lantern has gone missing. (Louder, longer gasp from Pipp.)
Pipp: I am shook! How can I help?
Zipp: (flying off) No help needed. I’ve got this investigation under control.
(Reaching the open front doors, she pulls out her cell phone and prepares it to take notes.)
Zipp: (dictating) “No sign of forced entry.” Huh. Hmmm…
(Pipp, who has hung back, pulls in a delighted gasp. Close-up of her sister’s haunch, zooming in; its crowned lightning bolt lit up and spitting sparks.)
Pipp: (from o.s.) Your cutie mark! (Back to her.) Wow! I guess you really do have this under control. (Giggling, she flies to the doors.) Well, I should just leave you to it, then. Detective. (singsong) Have fu-u-un!
(Out she goes, flapping lazily over the community garden and humming tunelessly to herself. At the end of one row is the shovel Misty tripped over in the prologue; near it, a half-buried sack protrudes from a hole that has been dug and filled in. The displaced earth is heaped to one side. Almost the moment Pipp puts hoof to ground, she has deployed her phone to snap a picture of herself with the blooming plants. She takes a step and trips over the shovel.)
Pipp: Ow! Ow! (Down she goes.) What in the hay?
(She glares back, spotting the offending tool and the sack, and gets upright.)
Pipp: Hmmm?
(The latter is pulled free and upended, spilling the missing Hope Lantern—as Zipp has named it—onto the hardpan; close-up of it, zooming in slowly.)
Pipp: (from o.s.) Lantern? (Back to her; she picks it up.) What are you doing out here? (Blow some dust off and hug it.) Aw, yay! Zipp’ll be so excited you weren’t missing after all!
(Flying back to the Brighthouse, she stops at the threshold and finds her sibling doing visor and drone scans of the entrance hall.)
Pipp: Awww…but she already looks so happy. (turning away, setting Lantern down) If I give it to her, her fun will be over. (smiling) I guess the Lantern doesn’t need to be found right now.
(A few beats of the fluffy white wings are enough to put it and her back in the garden, where she claps a hoof into the pile of loose dirt to leave an easily visible print. Next she lifts an ornate glass bottle bedecked with a winged copy of her cutie mark in gold.)
Pipp: And for a little extra mystery, some of my all-new Pipp Brand Wing Glitter!
(The stopper is yanked out, and a portion of the scintillating contents is dusted over the area.)
Pipp: (closing/stowing bottle) There! The perfect clue to have Zipp on the Lantern’s trail to me in no time! So fun! I am really good at this. (Gasp.) I should plan a mystery party!
(She zooms away just before Misty peeks out from around one corner of the Brighthouse; seeing that the coast is clear, the blue unicorn slinks to the gates and backs in. She registers great surprise upon finding the sack gone.)
Misty: What?!? It was right here! I buried it right here!
(Cut to her perspective of the now-empty hole, panning to Pipp’s print in the dirt in time with her groan, then back to her.)
Misty: Somepony found it! (A yell of combined frustration and despair.) Oh, why did I think burying it was enough to keep it hidden? (Moan.) Why do I always panic and do the wrong thing? (Again; cut to inside the hole, pointing up at her, on the next words.) Opaline’s gonna be so angry when she finds out. (Back to her, scraping at the dirt.) But…not if I can find it again first.
(In short order, she has refilled the hole and is tamping down the dirt as Zipp flies into the garden. Visor off; drone docked; magnifying glass up.)
Zipp: Misty? (Who jumps, gasps, and nearly freaks out on the spot; Zipp puts the glass away.) What are you doing here?
Misty: Me? (Zipp lands.) Oh! I-I was, uh… (scraping at ground) …I-I was just filling in this hole left by, uh, gophers. (Nervous laugh.)
(Cut to Zipp, whose cocked eyebrow tells just how much trouble she is having with this story, then to an overhead view of both on the next line.)
Misty: Yep. Silly gophers. Leaving holes everywhere. (laughing nervously) Wouldn’t want somepony to trip.
(The investigator mulls this over for a second before cutting an airborne circle around Misty to inspect the former hole.)
Zipp: Huh. This hole is too wide for a gopher—but it is just wide enough to hide a lantern!
(The blue mare just blinks innocently; next Zipp hunches down over the spot, still hovering.)
Zipp: And I don’t think any gopher would be leaving a hoof print like that, do you? (She notices the…) Glitter? (…and scoops up a bit, flying slowly o.s.) Is it a magical remnant? Maybe this hoof print belongs to an earth pony who was trying to grow something here. (doubling back) Or maybe it belongs to…the Lantern thief!
(This statement puts the other mare on the verge of a nervous breakdown, starting with a small gasp.)
Misty: Lantern? What’s that? I’ve never even seen one of those. Bye!
(She is off like a shot, leaving a properly perplexed pegasus in her wake.)
Zipp: Well, she was acting totally weird. (Pause.) But that tracks. (Pull out the phone and dictate.) “Update—no solid leads yet.” (Look over the roses; tap the screen.) “But somepony out there in town must have some answers.”
(Her drone flies into view, having launched itself at some point, and “nods.”)
Act Two
(Cut to a very worried Sunny in the shared bedroom, pacing next to her bed as Cloudpuff sits on it, panting happily and chewing on a rubber bone.)
Sunny: I know Zipp is on the case. (Long moan.) But it’s agony, just sitting around here doing nothing! (Sigh.) There’s gotta be something I can do without stepping on her investigation. Right, Cloudpuff?
(During these last two sentences, cut to the dog in question and back to her. Receiving on answer except for a growl muffled by a mouthful of chew toy, she drops to her haunches with a deflated moan. A glance at the shimmering energy that fills the shaft for the central lift platform revives her in a blink.)
Sunny: Oh, that’s it!
(She bounds toward it and he follows, giving a puzzled whine as stubby wings beat the air. Cut to the lantern room of the Brighthouse as the two ascend into it on the platform.)
Sunny: The Crystals and the Pris-Beam rely on the unity magic of pony-kind to keep them powered. (pacing; zoom out slowly) If the little bit of Pris-Beam in my lantern is anything like this one, we could power up the Lantern no matter where it’s hidden, like a beacon leading us straight to it. (Cloudpuff barks.) All I need is enough ponies gathered and united together! (Scoop him up; both descend on the lift.) Thanks, Cloudpuff!
(Cut to the perspective through Zipp’s visor as she and her drone survey a portion of Mane Street in Maretime Bay proper. The inset, still showing a question mark and the ring of dirt on Sunny’s nightstand, is superimposed on her view of the normal daytime activities.)
Zipp: Hmmm…hmmm…
(She focuses on Dahlia and Posey, the inset changing briefly to the former’s surprised face as she follows the little machine and then back again. Her next target is a different passing mare.)
Zipp: Hmmm…
Mare: Hmmm? (The inset displays her face; cut to a frustrated Zipp on the move.)
Zipp: So many potential witnesses, so little time!
(Visor perspective again, the inset back as it started; as she continues, zoom in quickly on Glory, Peach Fizz, and Seashell near the gazebo in the town square. The little earth pony is using her phone to record a video of the other two trotting in place, and each of the three is wearing a flower in her mane.)
Zipp: Where to start?
(The focus quickly shifts to each bloom in turn, its image appearing in the inset as a set of red sights highlights it.)
Zipp: Huh. Flowers from the garden. (Back to her; she pulls off the visor.) Gotcha! (Ground-level view of the fillies.)
Seashell: (to her friends) Pipp’s gonna love our dance moves.
Zipp: (from o.s., landing in fore) Seashell! Glory!
(Her sudden arrival prompts all three to yell in fright and Seashell to pitch her phone; cut to her, having donned her visor so she can remove it again.)
Zipp: Peach Fizz. (She catches the phone as the drone docks on her shoulder plate.) Where were you at approximately four-twenty-two AM last night? (Cut to the trio.)
Seashell: What? Four twenty-two? We were, uh, definitely sleeping at home in our beds.
Peach: Yeah! We definitely weren’t up watching YouHoof videos!
(She claps a hoof to her mouth as the other two recoil at this denial.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Hmmm… (Cut to her.) …that was very specific. Too specific. (Lean hard into Seashell’s face.) And not very convincing!
(In close-up, the youngster maintains a “who, me?” grin for as long as she can, but quickly gives it up.)
Seashell: (near tears) Fine! I admit it, okay? (Pan to Peach on the following.)
Peach: We were up late!
Zipp: Yes!
Seashell: (smiling) Watching Princess Pipp Glow-Up Tutorial! She just released a new line of wing glitter.
Peach: Please don’t tell on us! (All three bail out.)
Zipp: (really bewildered) Wing glitter? (Seashell returns, just long enough to snatch her phone back.) Huh?
(It takes her a moment to reboot her brain after this strange encounter.)
Zipp: No. A good detective doesn’t just fly to conclusions. Gonna need to do a deeper dive.
(She pulls in a deep gasp as the camera zooms out quickly to frame Mayflower, who is carrying a bin down the block by means of a handle gripped in her teeth. The upper portion of a lantern is visible, sunlight gleaming off the polished brass trim, and the purple paint job is a match for the one gone missing. Zipp launches herself into a wing-boosted jump that puts her into a hover just behind the older mare.)
Zipp: Mayflower! (A cry of fright; the bin is dropped and the lantern falls out, its handle popping loose.) What is that?
Mayflower: (irritably) It’s an old lamp that I just had fixed at Izzy Does It!
(Close-up of it on this last, zooming in slowly, then back to the pair.)
Zipp: (trying to play it off) Oh! Um, of course it is. (Chuckle.) So sorry. Let me help you with that—
Mayflower: (putting out a foreleg to stop her) I’m good.
(She scoops the lamp parts back into her bin, bites the handle, and is off as Zipp touches down with a heavy sigh.)
Zipp: Maybe I need to try a different strategy.
Izzy: (from o.s., in time with prolonged honking) ZIIIIIPP!!
(The camera follows a swivel of the detective’s head and frames the master crafter, coming this way on the motor scooter she refurbished in “Izzy Does It.” Izzy is wearing a bright yellow crash helmet.)
Izzy: (in time with two more honks) Zipp! Zipp!
Zipp: Oh! Hey, Izz. (Izzy stops, tosses the helmet aside, and hops off.) How are the Izzy Does It uni-cycling house calls going?
Izzy: Awesome! I can’t even be-lizzle how much stuff ponies have just sitting around their houses, begging to be beautified, requesting to be re-purposed, clamoring for a crafting!
(Actions as follows. “Sitting around their houses”: drop to haunches. “Begging to be beautified”: drop to hocks and put front hooves together in a supplicating posture. “Requesting to be re-purposed”: whip behind Zipp’s flank, on the side away from the camera, and peek cautiously up over her back. “Clamoring for a crafting”: stand up and strike a dramatic pose. She finishes by backing up to look Zipp straight on.)
Izzy: I just fixed Mayflower’s old lamp, actually.
Zipp: So I heard.
Izzy: You seem a little… (Strangled noises with bulging eyes and lolling tongue.) What’s up? (Zoom in slowly.)
Zipp: Sunny’s lantern is missing, and I haven’t been able to come up with a single real lead in the case. So far it’s just all dirt and glitter.
Izzy: (giggling) Honestly, what isn’t? (Zipp turns away.)
Zipp: But nopony’s seen anything.
Izzy: Really? I saw the Lantern last night. (Zipp whirls to face her with a gasp.)
Zipp: We need to talk.
(The unicorn finds herself being whisked away at ludicrous speed, leaving part of a surprised gasp hanging in the air. Cut to Sparky Sparkeroni jumping off a desk in Hitch Trailblazer’s office and running like mad while carrying the stallion’s badge.)
Hitch: (galloping into view after him) No, Sparky! Once again, my badge is not a toy! (grabbing it, putting it on his sash, then scooping up the dragon) And stop putting random things in your mouth, okay? It’s a choking hazard.
(Sparky burbles his agreement, bringing a relieved sigh from Hitch, and is given a pacifier in close-up.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Here, try this instead. (Contented sucking; cut to both.) Awww…
(It is promptly spat out to score a direct hit on his forehead.)
Hitch: (sourly) Aaaand cute moment over. (tenderly, holding it out) Let’s give that another try, huh?
(But Sparky has other ideas, spitting a burst of fire onto the rubber item to turn it into a duplicate of Hitch’s badge and running off with it. An electronic chime sounds off to mark the arrival of a visitor, and the Sheriff stands up to find Sunny just arrived.)
Sunny: (crossing to him) Hitch! My lantern is missing, but I think I have a way to track it down. (Zoom out slowly from the pair, in time with crashing/clattering from o.s.)
Hitch: Ooh, is it Detective Zipp? ’Cause she’s great at solving mysteries.
Sunny: She’s on it. (Sparky circles Hitch, who shoos him away.) But I also need just a little teeny tiny bit of help from everypony’s favorite town sheriff.
Hitch: What kind of help?
Sunny: Oh, you know… (rapid fire; zoom in slowly) …gather up every single pony we can find to amplify their unity magic and blast it to the Lantern? (Sly grin; normal cadence.) Call it a…town meeting. (Now the scaly little fellow is swinging from a suspended overhead lamp.)
Hitch: Wait just a second. (Sparky lands on his desk.) Do you really think it’s a good idea letting everypony know the Lantern is missing?
Sunny: (agitated) Remember what Twilight Sparkle warned us about? An evil pony who wanted to steal magic? What if that pony finds it? (Assorted writing tools are flung across behind them.)
Hitch: Well, I hardly think that’s going to happen.
Sunny: It could!
(A bit of fishing around behind the desk, and Sparky comes up with a boxed jigsaw puzzle.)
Hitch: Sunny, let’s be rational here. (Sparky hops down; Hitch notices him and gasps in horror.) My puzzle!
(A brief chase follows, ending at the bars of the holding cell with the rascal holding it as far through them as one short green arm will allow.)
Hitch: Sparky! No more dragon fire.
(He strains to recover the puzzle as Sparky drops it on the cell floor and slips through the bars after it; meanwhile, a bullhorn lying on another desk has caught Sunny’s eye.)
Sunny: That’ll work. (She picks it up and departs.)
Hitch: (to Sparky) That puzzle is a limited edition!
(Cut to a close-up of Izzy, sitting in near-total darkness and scared out of her wits. A light is snapped on, eliciting a cry and a shading of the purple eyes, but she regains her composure in time with a quick zoom out. The area is black except for a cone of light cast from overhead, and she sits on a stool as Zipp paces before her.)
Izzy: Uh, where are we?
Zipp: Not important. (She rests a front hoof on Izzy’s chest.) You said you saw it last night. But what exactly did you see?
Izzy: (giggling) What do you mean, what did I see? (intensely) I saw the Lantern! (laughing, normal tone) You’re so silly.
Zipp: ’Cause what I saw was somepony in the garden sneaking around with it.
Izzy: (proudly) Well, of course! That was me!
Zipp: (caught off guard) It—it was?
Izzy: Yeah. I had insomnia last night. Happens all the time, really.
(On these last words, the view dissolves to a freeze frame of her yawning and leaving her bed. A second such transition on the next line shows her blowing on a cup of freshly made tea in the kitchen. All the lights are out to match the time frame she has indicated. She is still wearing her foreleg bracelet and the beaded strand in her mane.)
Izzy: (voice over) So I thought I’d brew up some Unicorn Sleepy-Time Oo-Oo— (Imitate static crackle.) —Long Tea.
(Dissolve back to her and Zipp in the present on the end of this line.)
Izzy: (tranquilly, posh accent, resting cheek on front hooves like a pillow) It is sure to lull even the most wide-eyed pony to the gentlest shores of the Snoozy Ocean.
Zipp: And that has to do with the Lantern how, exactly?
Izzy: (normal tone) Well…
(Dissolve to a freeze frame of her out in the community garden and carrying the Lantern as she runs an eye over the plants. Two more dissolves occur on the next line, each showing her looking in a slightly different direction.)
Izzy: (voice over) …I had to go search the garden to look for the tea leaves, ’cause I just ran out. And what better to light the way than a bright lantern?
(Dissolve back to her and Zipp in the here and now.)
Zipp: (dryly) Your glowing horn?
Izzy: Ohhhhh. (She ignites it briefly.) Yeah, that woulda worked too.
Zipp: (pacing) Huh…but wait. You were in bed at the time. I saw you.
Izzy: Oh, that?
(These two words come with a freeze frame of her tucking a large dummy into her bed. The visible portion suggests that it is in the rough shape of a pony and built from a mishmash of craft items, including an ice cream cone for a horn.)
Izzy: (voice over) You must have seen Señor Butterscotch. I put him under the covers anytime I have to get out of the bed in the middle of the night.
[Note: The creation of this dummy is addressed in an episode of Tell Your Tale.]
(Dissolve back to her and Zipp on the end of this.)
Izzy: It is jinxie to leave without saving your spot, you know. (To Zipp as she finishes.)
Zipp: So if it was you who took the Lantern out last night, why didn’t you put it back where you found it?
(Cut to a freeze frame on the next line: she has set it on Sunny’s nightstand while the latter slumbers.)
Izzy: I did— (voice over) —right back on Sunny’s nightstand. (whispering) She likes to sneak the Lantern out of the case and sleep with it next to her ’cause it reminds her of when she was a filly.
(Dissolve to her and Zipp as she finishes with a happy little coo. The dirt Zipp found can now be accounted for, carried in on the Lantern after it was set on the ground at some point.)
Izzy: Don’t you just love that?
Zipp: If you took the Lantern and returned it, then where the hay is it now?
(Getting an “I don’t know” grunt and shrug from her interview subject, she sighs wearily and turns to flip a light switch. This shot reveals that the illumination has come from her drone, hovering directly above Izzy’s head. The lights come up fully to reveal that the two are in the bathroom of the Brighthouse; Izzy has been sitting with her back to the tub.)
Zipp: Izzy, you’re free to go.
Izzy: (standing, trotting out) Oh! Okay.
(She sings to herself as the flummoxed gumshoe takes her place on the stool and pulls out her phone for a glance at its screen.)
Zipp: (leaning back slowly) Hmmm…I feel like I’m getting closer, like I’m on the edge of something.
(The something in question turns out to be her balance, as she tumbles backward and into the tub with a yell. A bottle of shampoo falls in from its shelf, bouncing off a faucet knob to start the water running, and is soon joined by the phone. She sits up amid a torrent of bubbles, some of which have clustered on her head, and groans quietly.)
Zipp: I fell right into that one.
(Cut to her, properly cleaned up and on the move through the community garden with her drone scanning here and there.)
Zipp: (to it) Well? Anything?
(Its beam flashes red twice—“no luck”—and she stops before the filled-in hole and dirt pile.)
Zipp: (to them) Then I guess you’re the only solid clue I’ve got so far.
(Cut briefly to her perspective, poking at the spot with a noncommittal grunt, then to a long shot of Misty under the shelter at the uphill end of the garden. She spots the pegasus and bolts for cover behind a pillar, but the clank of hooves on stone draws the latter’s attention.)
Zipp: Hmmm…that’s suspicious. (She gallops up; Misty breaks into the open.) Hey!
(A leap carries the blue mare over the side and onto the path leading into the town proper, but Zipp and the drone are close after her. By the time they reach Mane Street, Zipp is in the air and firing up her visor; cut to her perspective through it. The inset shows the dirt ring and question mark, while a set of red sights tracks Misty’s motion and locks onto her. Street level: the fugitive bobs and weaves through all the hoof traffic and barrels toward an oncoming trolley. The action shifts to slow motion as she hurls herself through the air toward its front end, the conductor ducking in a last-second bid to avoid becoming the victim of a flying tackle. Normal speed resumes once Misty lands on the floor of this car and jumps off its rear end to put the trolley between herself and Zipp. The rig comes to a screeching halt just in time to avoid turning the flyer into roadkill.)
Zipp: Sorry!
(She gains several yards of altitude and props the visor on her forehead for a look around, but is facing the wrong way to see Misty dart into Mane Melody.)
Zipp: Hmmm…
(Inside, a badly out-of-breath Misty cuts her eyes frantically in three or six or fifty random directions and then throws herself into one of the chairs. It spins wildly at her impact and has barely stopped before Zipp and the drone barge into the joint, Zipp having shed her visor. Misty seizes the nearest magazine and begins to read intently, trying to hide as much of her face as possible while her pursuer scouts the room. Zipp stops near the chair in which she is sitting, but it is turned to face the wall so that Zipp cannot see her.)
Zipp: (groaning) Where’d she go?
(She leaps across and spins a random chair to face her, finding it occupied by a customer who is definitely not Misty.)
Customer: Huh?
(Now Rocky Riff steps up to Misty’s chair.)
Rocky: Hi there. (She gasps; he holds up a bottle of shampoo.) Were you looking to get styled today? (Cut to her on this last.)
Misty: Yes, of course. Tell me all about your signature mane styles.
Rocky: (with gusto, setting bottle aside, producing/twirling a brush) Okay! So, we could do every look from the traditional to the cutting edge. Bobs, layers, beach waves, braids, just name it.
(By the time he finishes, Zipp has given up and headed for the doors, the camera cutting to her as she departs. The next shot is a close-up of Misty, smiling over her magazine at having thrown off the heat.)
Rocky: (from o.s.) So, what’ll it be?
Misty: (spinning chair, tossing magazine) Actually, I’ll take a rain check. (She jumps off and gallops for the exit.)
Rocky: We don’t have those…uh, but we do sell gift cards.
(One door creaks open, allowing Mistyto catch sight of Zipp speaking with a pony on the other side of the street. She ducks back in and pulls it shut, the noise drawing Zipp’s focus.)
Zipp: Huh.
(Inside, Misty opens another door only to find a very surprised Jazz Hooves on the other side.)
Jazz: Oh!
(Misty turns away, but is cut off by Zipp and her drone, whose beam flashes red.)
Act Three
Zipp: I know everything, Misty! (poking her in the chest) And I know that it was you who stole the Lantern!
(The drone ducks on her shoulder plate.)
Zipp: (leaning into Misty’s face) Ever since the unicorn sleepover, I had a weird feeling about you. Those probing questions about Sparky, not knowing anything about Bridlewood— (backing her slowly into a corner) —and then finding you trying to activate the elevator up to the Crystal Room? But I ignored my instincts and gave you the benefit of the doubt until now. All the galloping and shadiness today solidified it. (Misty gasps and drops to her haunches.) Now you better tell me where you’ve got Sunny’s lantern hidden!
(Brief close-up of the terrified blue face on the end of this.)
Misty: (under Zipp’s last words) I…I…I… (Pipp inserts herself between the two.)
Pipp: STOP!!
Zipp: Pipp, what are you doing? I’ve got the Lantern thief right here!
Pipp: It’s me! I’m the Lantern thief!
Zipp: What?
Pipp: Well, no, I mean, I’m not the Lantern thief, but…
(She flies into the area behind the performance stage and emerges to stand on it with the missing Lantern, held by its handle in her teeth. This is set down as Zipp boggles at the sight.)
Pipp: …I’ve had it all day!
Zipp: Huh? (shaking head clear) No! But…Misty is the Lantern thief!
Pipp: She’s not! (Sigh.) The truth is… (picking it up) …I found the Lantern outside the Brighthouse this morning. (setting it down) And I was going to show you right away, but your cutie mark was glowing and you were having so much fun investigating and I—
(Cut back and forth between the sisters several times on this last sentence, ending on Zipp as Pipp gestures toward her.)
Zipp: But the hoofprint! (Back to Pipp on the next line.)
Pipp: I put it there, to keep you going! (flying off stage with Lantern, landing on floor) And the wing glitter was a clue to lead you to me! I had no idea it’d send you on a trail after Misty.
(“Wing glitter” is delivered in a singsong tone. Both sisters glance toward the suspect, who is now trying to sneak out of her corner but freezes with a sheepish little giggle.)
Zipp: So my whole investigation was for nothing, then? Just me looking like a fool and accusing Misty of a bunch of terrible stuff she didn’t do?
Pipp: Yeah, that one is totally my bad and I definitely owe her a big apology— (pointing toward Zipp’s haunch) —but I’ve never seen your cutie mark glow like that!
(Misty takes advantage of the opportunity to slip away during this exchange; it ends with a close-up of Zipp’s brightly like mark as Pipp finishes.)
Pipp: You finally got to be a true detective! (Excited squeal.) That’s worth something, right?
(The elder sister regards the Lantern for a long, quiet moment before heaving a sigh as the younger throws her a smile.)
Zipp: I guess you’re right. (smiling) I did have fun, so… (pacing, nose upturned) …I guess I can forgive you for sending me on that wild goose chase all day. (smirking) Even if I did miss a few obvious clues. (Both laugh heartily.) How did I not connect the glitter thing? It was aquamarine!
Pipp: Like my sparkle! (She produces a hoof-load of glitter and tosses it.) And I can’t believe you thought it was Misty! She’s so sweet, she could never.
(A thought occurs to Zipp under this last and she lifts off. Cut to Misty making her way toward the doors as stealthily as she can.)
Zipp: (hovering into view and landing; Misty stops/sits with a gasp) Misty, I am so sorry. I never should have accused you of being a thief, or chased you around town, or cornered you in here. (Cut to Misty on this last, then back to her—now smiling—on the next words.) I guess I need some more practice with this whole detective thing, huh?
(She extends a hoof, which the unicorn ponders for a long moment before slapping on a smile.)
Misty: (gripping it, standing) It’s okay. I know how it is when you get really wrapped up in something.
Zipp: I just did have one last question, though. Why were you galloping away from me?
Misty: (thinking fast) Oh! Well, I-I, um…I have this thing where I just can’t get the words out when I’m nervous sometimes and I, um…
(Cut to Zipp on the end of this, Pipp landing alongside, then back to her.)
Misty: Oh, would you look at the time? (easing toward doors) I should really get going before my cake… (starting to hyperventilate) …goes…stale?
(A strangled half-shriek escapes her throat before she clears off at a full gallop, bumping against one door.)
Zipp: Wonder what all that was about.
Pipp: I bet she’s still just shy around us. Some ponies are, you know.
Zipp: (smirking) Yeah. We can’t all be doing Cliptrot dances like you. (Both laugh.)
Pipp: Ooh! Speaking of, your little caper today fully inspired me to write this gem!
(Up with her phone, tapping the screen to play a video.)
Energetic rock with electric guitar and drums, fast 4 (A flat minor)
Fillies’ solo lines are shouted in rhythm rather than sung
(Spotlight beams play across a background of shifting geometric shapes and are swiftly decorated with trails of hoofprints.)
Fillies: Oh! Oh! Where’d it go?
Oh! Oh! Where’d it go?
Bass, synthesizer in
(Zipp’s magnifying glass swings up against a background of Lantern silhouettes and question marks. Pipp pops up into view, twirls the device as the real Lantern floats past, and flies after it while peering through the lens.)
Pipp, Fillies: Here we go, here we go
We’re not gonna stop ’til we find what we’re missing
(Dissolve to Seashell, shading her eyes and looking off into the distance. Glory abruptly appears behind her when she pivots, followed by Peach as the latter turns around. The young unicorn offers a confused shrug, and all three fan out.)
Where’d it go? Where’d it go?
(The Lantern falls into view and away from the camera, after which a new view drops in from the top edge: two copies of Pipp and the trio, moving in opposite directions.)
A perfect case for a private eye
(These slide away to left and right, leaving the screen black; snap to a photo of a laughing Seashell, shifting to others of Glory and a face-making Peach in turn. Various shots of Pipp with the trio drop in next, followed by her spinning into view to dance with them.)
Pipp, Fillies: I’m searching far and wide
So here we go
Fillies: Go!
Pipp, Fillies: Here we go
We’re not gonna stop ’til we find what we’re missing
Bass, synth out
(The fillies bail out and pop up in the foreground; Pipp pushes forward to get in on the action.)
Fillies: Oh! Oh! Where’d it go?
(Dissolve to a new background, against which images of them pop into view and float upward: Seashell peering into the distance, Glory using Zipp’s magnifier, Peach eating the last cookie from a jar and throwing a surprised glance to the camera.)
Oh! Oh! Where’d it go?
Song ends
(Pipp and Zipp smile over this creation, but the next voice snaps them back to the moment.)
Sunny: (from outside, amplified) Ponies, please!
Zipp: Huh?
(The pop star stows her phone and both rush toward the front; cut to the street, where Izzy is already waiting on the sidewalk as they burst out. Pipp stays on the ground while Zipp hovers. Sunny/’s next three lines are boosted by the bullhorn she took from Hitch’s office.)
Sunny: (stepping into view) Come join us in the plaza for a very important cause! (She gallops away.)
Hitch: (racing after her) Sunny, please stop! This is not the way to solve this!
(He is wearing a saddle fitted with a pair of open-topped panniers, one of which holds Sparky as he chews on the Sheriff’s badge. This falls free and clinks to the pavement, forcing Hitch to double back and retrieve it.)
Hitch: (to Sparky) And you! Stop squirming! (He gallops off.)
Zipp: What is going on?
Izzy: I don’t know, but it seems like we’re about to play a really complicated game of tag.
Sunny: Everypony! We need your help to find my lantern! (The Princesses join the chase; cut to Sunny.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) We found it, Sunny!
(The orange mare slams on the brakes, but Hitch fails to do likewise in time and slams into her, launching himself over her back and crashing to the roadbed in a most undignified manner. The badge again gets away from him.)
Sunny: You did?
(Accompanied by a feedback whine that triggers an almighty cringe from the sisters. She lowers the bullhorn with an embarrassed grin as Hitch sits up and voices a woozy, pained groan.)
Sunny: You did?
Pipp: Yeah, it was all just a case of a little innocent sister meddling. (Shaky giggle; she holds up the Lantern.) Probably should have let you in on my plan sooner, Sunny. (Deep breath.) So sorry about that.
(Another laugh is met by Sunny’s immensely relieved sigh.)
Sunny: (tossing bullhorn over shoulder, galloping to her; Hitch dives to catch it) What a relief!
(Pipp has now landed and set the Lantern down.)
Sunny: Thank you for returning it! (Windy and the fillies are watching from across the road.)
Windy: (disappointed) Oh, what happened to the game of tag?
(She plods away, head drooping, as the four disperse.)
Zipp: (landing by Sunny/Pipp; zoom in slowly) Yeah, it could have been a total disaster if the Lantern had actually been taken by somepony dangerous. (Izzy pops up next to her.)
Izzy: (eerily, pulling her and Pipp close) Like the mysterious evil pony Twilight warned us about? Ooh! That should be your next mystery to uncover, Zipp! (She darts away.)
Zipp: Yeah, yeah, I’m working on it.
(Overhead shot of the five ponies, sharing a laugh as the camera zooms in slowly. Hitch’s badge is back on his sash, and the bullhorn is tucked into the pannier not occupied by Sparky.)
Sunny: As long as we stick together— (pointedly, to Pipp) —and tell each other about our plans— (holding up Lantern) —I know we’ll be able to keep this lantern and pony magic safe. This thing is powerful. We have to be more careful with it.
(Cut to her perspective of it and the approaching Pipp and Zipp on the end of this.)
Zipp: No more midnight trots with it, then, Izzy? (To the unicorn as she finishes.)
Izzy: Pssh! Why would I need a lantern? (She lights her horn.) I’ve got a glowing horn.
(As the five friends laugh over this jocular jibe, Sunny’s cutie mark blazes up and a wave of golden light erupts from the Lantern to spread in all directions. They instantly fall silent, marveling at the fact that the thing is glowing even more brightly than before and that all their marks have lit up. Sunny pulls in a joyful gasp.)
Sunny: I knew it!
Pipp: So beautiful!
Izzy: (hunching in front of it) So rainbow-y!
Hitch: Wow, Sunny! You were right! (Zipp pulls out her phone, unfolded.)
Zipp: (dictating) “Note.” (Camera-eye view of the Lantern, panning to Izzy’s mark; she continues o.s.) “Lantern’s energy linked to proximity to unity magic.” (Back to her.) “Or is it a separate power?”
(She tucks the phone away and steps a bit closer.)
Zipp: Hey, Sunny. Do you think I could keep my hooves on the Lantern a little bit longer? I want to do some more scientific analysis on it.
Sunny: As long as you don’t let it out of your sight, Detective.
(Zipp blasts skyward and loops back down to pluck it away.)
Zipp: Don’t worry. I won’t.
(Cut to a long shot of Opaline’s castle, zooming in slowly, then to the doors of her throne room. Misty eases one open as quietly as she can and puts her head in for a look around. Cut to her perspective, panning from one set of side doors to the empty chair, then back to her as she makes a break for it. The doors she has spotted are on the side opposite those seen in previous episodes. With inches left to go, though, the voice of the big boss brings her to a skidding halt.)
Opaline: (descending into view) So you’re finally back. And where is my powerful lantern?
Misty: Well, you see, I was on my way to get it, but then I got to thinking, “Maybe it’s not as powerful as—”
Opaline: (enraged) Another failure!
(Cut to floor level on this line, her hooves slamming into the stone hard enough to throw sparks. She calms down once the air clears.)
Opaline: There seems to be a pattern emerging. (pacing) It makes me wonder if it truly was a mistake—or if you’re just going soft on those ponies. (Cut to Misty on the end of this.)
Misty: (hurrying across) No, Opaline! It was all a mistake! I want to do whatever I can to help your plan succeed!
Opaline: Well, I hope you’re telling the truth. It would be terrible to abandon your only friend. (circling around Misty) Without me, you’d have nothing. No family, no home, no cutie mark.
(Close-up of the blue haunch on these last two words; she reaches into view and smudges the butterfly drawn on it as a stand-in.)
Opaline: You still want me to give you a cutie mark, don’t you?
Misty: More than anything! I promise I won’t let another mistake like this happen again. I’ll get the Lantern! (raising a foreleg) Hoof to—
(Before she can finish the gesture or words that are so dear to Sunny and company, Opaline turns disdainfully away from her and begins to pace again.)
Opaline: No. We’re wasting time with the pursuit of these silly enchanted relics.
Misty: (stammering badly) But how else are we gonna get the magic?
Opaline: (lifting off, hovering over pool) With something else that will instantly restore my ultimate power!
(The liquid glows as an image forms above its surface—a freeze frame of Sparky sitting on a stool near the fireplace in the Brighthouse and blowing a burst of flame over Hitch’s hoof.)
Opaline: Dragon fire!
(The young operative’s face rearranges itself into a look of genuine fear mixed with perhaps a trace of horror as the camera zooms in slowly on her.)
(Cut to a long shot of a side patio at the Brighthouse. A table stands under a glass awning, placed to that one end is flush with the wall. Sunny and Hitch sit on one side, facing Izzy, Pipp, and Zipp. Zoom in slowly.)
Hitch: (slightly disgusted) Of course!
(Close-up of a jigsaw puzzle on the table. Showing a basket full of cute little animals on the grass amid a scatter of flowers, it is fully assembled except for one missing piece.)
Hitch: (from o.s., gesturing to it) It’s always the last piece that goes missing.
(Close-up of him on the end of this, accompanied by a babble from the o.s. Sparky. The day has progressed into afternoon, based on the sky color.)
[Continuity error: The puzzle suddenly appears during this sequence despite the table being bare at the start of it.]
Hitch: (sternly, glancing down to one side) Sparky… (Zoom out; the little guy is gnawing on that very piece.) …no! Put it down.
(He tries to pull it away, only for Sparky to spit a tiny fireball onto it that explodes in a cloud of blue smoke. By the time this clears, Hitch finds that the puzzle piece has become a butterfly, which flits off his hoof; he heaves a dejected sigh. The five ponies watch its flight, Zipp having shed her shoulder plate and foreleg pouch.)
Hitch: So much for mint condition. (Izzy leans over to him, scissors and cardboard scraps stacked on a hoof.)
Izzy: (intensely) Don’t worry.
(Returning to her side of the table, she needs only a brief burst of activity to trim one piece into a perfect fit for the newly lost one. She passes it to Sparky, who chortles over it as Hitch nervously nibbles at a hoof; the dragon winds up for a sneeze, but gets it under control and jumps onto the table to fit the piece into its hole.)
Hitch: (proudly, near tears) Nothing prepares you for the moments like these. (The others laugh as the butterfly comes to rest on Zipp’s upturned hoof.)
Zipp: Sparky’s dragon-fire transformations are amazing! (Her perspective of it, flying off, and him.) And he’s just a baby! (Back to her and Pipp; she addresses him.) Seems like the sky’s the limit for your powers… (Cut to him; she continues o.s.) …right, little buddy?
(He replies with a burp and a tiny mote of flame, which bursts into sparks and brings a round of gentle laughter from all. Cut to a long overhead shot of the patio, tilting to frame the tower of the Brighthouse as the butterfly makes its way toward parts unknown.)
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DRAGON?
Written by Kelly Lynne D’Angelo
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Directed by Randi Rodrigues
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Prologue
(Opening shot: the interior of Hitch Trailblazer’s office at sunrise, near the front desk. A butterfly lifts off from its perch on a lamp and flutters through the room as the camera zooms out and pans across to the sound of the Sheriff’s quiet snoring. He is sprawled on a bed that pulls out from the wall, one long edge sculpted as a row of file cabinet drawers. He keeps his sash on while sleeping.)
Hitch: (talking in sleep) …oh, no, no, no…butterscotch… (The insect lights briefly on his nose, then flits away.) …Grandma, don’t worry, I’ll-I’ll-I’ll make you a cake…
(A flare of greenish light from somewhere o.s. rouses him from dreamland.)
Hitch: (drowsily) What—what—what are you doing, Sparky? I thought I said no dragon fire without supervision.
(He rolls upright with a groan and crosses the floor, kicking a dropped stapler as he goes. A plate bearing a sandwich with one bite gone is on a stool; he stops to consider it.)
Hitch: Oops. (His perspective of the food.) Forgot to finish that. (Back to him.) I’m surprised he didn’t eat it. (Panicked gasp as a thought strikes him.) Sparky? (knocking stool aside, galloping to corner cabinet) Sparky, where are you?
(The doors are yanked open, but there is no sign of Sparky Sparkeroni except for a small, gaily decorated blanket lying on the cushion that covers one shelf. The interior wall/door surfaces are decorated with assorted stickers, mostly stars, and a drawing of the laughing stallion and dragon has been put up. Hitch picks up the blanket with a shuddery gasp; close-up of it.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Sparky’s blankie! (Back to him.) Where are you, little buddy? (checking cabinet top, file drawer) Up here? No. In here? No. (with mounting horror, backing up slowly) Spar? Spar?
(He only stops upon running into his own desk and knocking a book off its edge; the blanket falls to the tiles. On the next line, cut to an overhead shot of him and zoom out.)
Hitch: SPARKY, WHERE ARE YOU?!?
(Cut to a long overhead shot of the office exterior. His last three words echo in the still air, startling his “squad” badly—Kenneth and his bareheaded bird colleague flying off the sign above the door, McSnips-a-Lot jumping down from it and scuttling away. Snap to black.)
OPENING THEME
Act One
(Cut from the title card directly to a long shot of the Crystal Brighthouse, then to a close-up of Sunny Starscout in its shared bedroom, sleeping soundly in her bed. Hitch leans into view over her, holding the bullhorn she borrowed from his office in “Hoof Done It?”)
Hitch: (amplified) Sunny! (She falls out of bed; he darts away.)
Sunny: Huh?
(Across the way, Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm are similarly zonked out, Pipp wearing a sleep mask to shade her eyes.)
Hitch: (amplified) Pipp! Zipp!
(The younger sister is first to wake, removing the mask with a grumble; the older then sits up with a sharp gasp and a pillow stuck to her head for a moment until she shakes it loose. Now Hitch turns to Izzy Moonbow, who has decided to sleep sideways in her hanging bed.)
Hitch: (amplified, singing shrilly) Izzyyyyy! (Close-up of her; he continues o.s.) Wake up! (She does so, all smiles and no grogginess.)
Izzy: Okay.
(He puts the bullhorn away and holds up the blanket.)
Hitch: Look! (Izzy zips over to scope it out.)
Izzy: Ooooh! Love the new glow-up blankie. (Gasp.) That dragon has great style. (Sunny joins them.)
Sunny: Hitch, what is going on? (Cut to him.)
Hitch: (rapid fire) I was fast asleep and had this bad feeling that something was wrong, and then it was! Sparky is missing!
Zipp: (from o.s.) What? (Longer shot; both sisters join the group.)
Pipp: No! (Izzy gasps.)
Sunny: Missing? Are you sure?
Hitch: Yeah!
Izzy: Maybe he’s hiding?
Hitch: I already looked everywhere in the station, and nothing. So I came straight here. I thought maybe he was with one of you? (A round of head shakes.)
Sunny: Sorry, Hitch.
Zipp: First the Lantern, and now Sparky? Why do things keep going missing around here?
Hitch: I don’t know—but we need to find him, ASAPP! As soon as pony possible! Look everywhere. Under your beds, above the clouds, the moon… (amplified, through bullhorn) …just find that baby dragon! (Feedback squeal.)
(Zipp has referred to the theft of the rainbow-charged Hope Lantern in “Hoof Done It?” Hitch spells out his acronym letter by letter. Cut to floor level, the camera pointing out from beneath a couch downstairs as Sunny hunches down to check this spot. She is now wearing her saddlebag. The next three lines are delivered in a “come out, come out, wherever you are” style of intonation.)
Sunny: Where are you? (Hitch/Izzy/Pipp inspect the Critter Corner at the front of the entrance hall. Blue daytime sky is visible through a window.)
Pipp: Come out, Sparky!
Izzy: Sparkeroni!
(Cut to Zipp on this last, flying down one ramp and wearing her foreleg pouch and shoulder plate as in the previous episode. She has deployed her magnifying glass.)
Zipp: Hel-loooo?
(Extreme close-up of a door as it is opened from the other side to frame Izzy, who looks up and gasps sharply in time with an ominous rumble. The camera shifts to behind her, framing the closet she has just opened and a precariously balanced tower of spare crafting parts that starts to topple toward her. She hastily slams the door shut.)
Izzy: Nothing in the closet!
(In the kitchen, Hitch starts picking up cereal boxes and calling into them.)
Hitch: Sparky! Sparky! (shoving his face into the third) Sparky! (Pan slightly to frame Pipp and Zipp watching; Zipp has put away her magnifier.)
Pipp: (whispering, to Zipp) Could Sparky even fit in that box of cereal?
Zipp: (crossing to Hitch) Uh, Hitch, not trying to back-seat investigate here, but… (She pulls out her cell phone.) …why don’t we retrace your steps first? What do you remember seeing when you woke up?
(He thinks carefully for a moment and then gasps. Dissolve to a close-up of him asleep in his office, the green flare washing across the wall to rouse him, then back to the kitchen on his next words.)
Hitch: There was this flash of light!
Zipp: Flash of light? (Tap the phone screen.) That’s unusual.
Hitch: I know! (He calms down with a moan; the whole group is now here.) Do you think Sparky’s okay?
Sunny: (patting his shoulder) Of course. I’m sure he’s still just playing hide-and-seek.
(Nowhere near at ease, he crosses the entrance hall; the other four gather around him, Zipp having stowed her phone.)
Hitch: (flopping onto a couch) I feel like the worst pony dragon-dad in the world right now.
Pipp: Really, you’re the only pony dragon-dad in the world, so… (Zipp paces a bit.)
Hitch: (pounding cushions) That makes it even worse!
(He goes face first into the upholstery as the inquisitive mare reaches the fireplace.)
Zipp: Can you think of any other reason why Sparky would disappear? (Hitch rolls onto his back, clutching a pillow.)
Hitch: What if he was unhappy? (horror-stricken) Oh, no! What if he…decided to run away?
(Picking up a digital picture frame from an end table, he shows a photo to Sunny/Izzy/Pipp. Close-up of it as he speaks: Sparky goofing around in one of the chairs at Mane Melody.)
Hitch: I’ve always tried my best to take care of my little buddy and make him happy.
(A swipe brings up a shot of him playing at the beach.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) I keep a watchful eye on him, going above and beyond to make sure he’s safe.
(Swipe again, to a picture of Sparky hugging Cloudpuff in the community garden amid a knot of other critters.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) I protect him the way I protect all the ponies and critters in Maretime Bay, as if they were my own family. (Back to the four.) And now…this.
(As he covers his eyes and sobs silently, the frame slides from his grip but is almost immediately picked up by Zipp.)
Zipp: (tapping screen) But look at all these other places Sparky loves. You know, I think Sunny was on to something. He’s definitely hiding somewhere familiar.
Hitch: (with slowly growing zeal) Sparky does love hide-and-seek. And honestly, he is way too good at it. I can do this. I can find my little guy. (Jump off the couch.) Okay! Sheriff Hitch is back on duty! (trotting purposefully toward front doors) I’m the best pony dragon-dad in the world! (The others fall in behind him.)
Izzy: (whispering, to Zipp) The only pony dragon-dad in the world.
Hitch: (stopping) And I can’t sit around and mope when there’s work to do. You’re right. He couldn’t have gone far.
(An emphatic grunt marks the resumption of his move toward the exit, followed by the four mares. Once they are well out of sight, a door near the fireplace—the same closet Izzy checked—opens just far enough for an eye in a blue face to peek out. A close-up picks it out as green and framed by birdcatcher spots—Misty—and the camera cuts to her on the other side as she closes the door with a quiet sigh of relief. On the start of the next line, she pulls a tall pile of junk in wheeled bins to block the passage, revealing that she no longer wears the fake butterfly cutie mark she has used at times while serving Opaline. Evidently she set up the tower of junk that very nearly collapsed on top of Izzy.)
Misty: I feel kinda bad for Hitch. But…
(Gathering her resolve, she takes a deep breath and turns toward a ramp leading downward. It ends in a small storage area on whose floor Sparky is sitting and playing with a loose feather.)
Misty: Gave me a little chase all the way here, didn’t you?
(Cut to the dragon on the end of this; he pounces on the plume.)
Misty: (trotting partway down) But now you’re caught! Huh?
(She goes into a demented cackle, but it fizzles out far too soon for her liking; Sparky reacts by falling on his back and laughing hard enough to bust a gut.)
Misty: (irked, descending to him) Hey, gimme a break. I’m still working on the evil laugh. Okay. So far, my wall of junk to hide us worked; check. Now all I have to do is sneak you out of the Brighthouse somehow and then bring you to Opaline.
(On this last sentence, cut to Sparky sucking contentedly on his toes.)
Misty: (pacing, shuddering happily) She’ll be so proud of me, and so powerful, she’ll—she’ll finally give me my cutie mark! (Sigh.) It’s all I’ve ever wanted, Sparky! (She turns to him.) That’s why I have to do this. (He coos and falls on his back; she props him up.) You’re a really good listener, you know that? I’m usually the quiet listening one. (Sparky burbles up at her.) Honestly, I don’t get what all those ponies are fussing about. (He ducks unnoticed behind some boxes.) You’re a total breeze to take care of.
(As soon as she turns toward the spot where he had been, he pops up on her other side and starts growling in a not-entirely-playful manner. Misty voices a startled gasp and quickly loses at least two-thirds of her nerve.)
Misty: Right?
(The growl continues. Cut to Sunny and company proceeding along Mane Street in Maretime Bay proper, Zipp flying as the others walk.)
Hitch: All right, team. We got a job to do. (All stop.) Let’s start at Sparky’s favorite places—the community garden, Mane Melody—
Zipp: I’ve got Mane Melody!
Pipp: And I’ll supervise. (under her breath) There’s way too many styling products that could get compromised if Zipp goes digging around. (normal volume, realizing Zipp has heard her) I mean, I know Mane Melody like the back of my hoof. (She checks one and voices a sound of disgust.) I really need a polish from Jazz.
(Jazz Hooves, that is.)
Sunny: I’ll check the garden!
Izzy: (stroking chin thoughtfully) Hmmm—I don’t know. (to intense tone, ready to spring) I think we should just follow our gut feelings on where to go next.
Zipp: But if we don’t create a plan of action, we’ll get confused. (Izzy stands again and resumes speaking normally.)
Izzy: But if we over-plan… (poking herself in the nose) …then Sparky could be right under our noses and we wouldn’t even know! Like… (Gasp.) …is he under my nose right now?
(She does a quick investigation by lowering her face almost onto the trolley tracks; finding no trace of a dragon, she huffs out a breath.)
Izzy: No, he is not. (Stand.) But he could have been! See what I mean?
Pipp: Ooh, that is a good point.
Zipp: (dryly) Is it, though?
Sunny: W-What am I supposed to do? Should I still search the garden?
(A beeping noise prompts Hitch to break out his phone and recoil in fear at what he sees on its screen.)
Hitch: Oh, no! It’s nearly Sparky’s nap-nap time! (Shut off the alarm; put it away.) If Sparky doesn’t get his nap-nap, he gets cranky, and if he gets cranky, he gets mischievous! And if he gets mischievous, we need to start the search now!
Sunny: Don’t forget, ponies! We can do anything if we do it togeth—
Hitch: (amplified, through bullhorn) SPLIT UP!! (All do so except for Sunny; Pipp/Zipp take wing.)
Zipp: (flying o.s.) Sparky! Sparky!
(The lone mare uncorks a deflated sigh and plods away. Inside Mane Melody, Zipp stops at a row of vanity counters in time with her next words, just long enough to run her magnifier over the products displayed on several and her eye over the contents of a drawer in the last. Items are swept overboard as she finishes with them. From here, she peeks into the mane-dryer hood attached to the back of one chair and knocks it askew.)
Zipp: Not here…not here…not here…
(With a series of affronted cries, Pipp keeps herself busy by diving to scoop up the articles before they can hit the floor and setting the hood right. She shoots a dirty look toward the front, where her sister is peering intently at a rack of merchandise.)
Zipp: (picking it up) What is all this stuff, anyway? (Pipp pulls in an offended gasp.)
Pipp: It’s called makeup, Zipp.
Zipp: (setting it down) Well, the only thing we have to make up for is lost time. So hop to it!
(She flies off as Pipp grumbles sourly to herself and starts to pick up the jettisoned styling goodies. Cut to the community garden, where Sunny and Izzy are on the hunt, and zoom out slowly.)
Izzy: (calling out) Sparky! (lifting/dropping a planter box in her magic) Oh, Sparkeroni-baloney! (dislodging plants on one row as she passes) Little Markeroni-Man! Schnooley-Schmoop-Face!
Sunny: (calling after her) Please be more delicate with the plants! They have feelings too! (to them, setting one upright) I’m so sorry. She doesn’t know any better.
(It glows bright green for a moment after she has gone. Cut to just inside the closed front doors of Hitch’s office; he bursts in through them and they slam shut behind him. The pull-out bed has been tucked away.)
Hitch: Are you here?
(He dives to the sandwich he knocked to the floor in the prologue and finds a small dog nibbling at it.)
Hitch: (petting it) No, but I guess I found you, Pearl.
(His next stop is a filing cabinet.)
Hitch: Here? (Open a drawer; find a cat amid yarn balls.) No, that’s Sid. (Open Sparky’s cabinet.) Here?
(No sign of the dragon, but he does find a rabbit wearing sunglasses and reading a magazine. This shot reveals strings of small light bulbs wired up within the cabinet.)
Hitch: Doug the bunny? (saluting) Good day, sir.
(He hastily closes the doors and turns away. Cut to a long shot of the Brighthouse, zooming in slowly to the sound of Misty’s latest attempt at crazed laughter, then to a head-on shot of her in the closet.)
Misty: Okay. I just need to get you out of here while the coast is clear.
(She reaches toward the camera; cut to a close-up of Sparky backing away from her into a niche and growling in a noticeably less hospitable way than before.)
Misty: (from o.s.) Come with me, little dragon…
(He snaps at the extended hoof; she backs off quickly.)
Misty: Whoa, whoa there!
(A burst of exhaled fire persuades her to get moving, and fast; she yells in fright as he chases her around the floor and up the ramp, scoring the nearest of misses with each shot. The door flies open and they emerge into the entrance hall.)
Misty: Think on your hooves, Misty!
(She manages to corral him in the arts-and-crafts corner and seizes a spoon to use as a puppet.)
Misty: (high silly voice) My name is Mr. Spoon and I’m—
(A flaming green blast turns the utensil into a small potted cactus that gets stuck on her hoof.)
Misty: (own voice) Ouch! A prickly cactus! Ow!
(After shaking it loose, her next idea is to grab a plank fitted up to use as a shelf and wave it back and forth.)
Misty: (deep silly voice) And I’m a wobbly shelf named Shelfy! Take a picture!
(It is promptly transformed into a mass of soap bubbles; the sudden weight shift causes her to topple down and o.s.)
Misty: (from o.s., own voice, raising a hoof into view) It’ll last longer!
(Sparky makes a noise of wonder as the bubbles pop before his eyes; now Misty peels herself up off the floor and begins to hyperventilate.)
Misty: I can do this. I have to!
(She gets out a breathy shriek at the sound of the opening front doors; cut to them as the four dispirited mares trudge back into the Brighthouse. Hitch skids into view behind them.)
Hitch: Any luck? (All stop.)
Zipp: No, nothing so far.
Izzy: (smiling) But I did find…
(Deep breath; cut to just inside the closet, the camera aimed out at the group through the partly open door as Misty huddles fearfully and holds on to Sparky. He is playing with the cactus.)
Izzy: (rapid fire) …a perfectly good, super-old, broken-down tram car that I have big plans for! (The door swings shut.)
Misty: Phew! (Cut to Hitch and Izzy crossing the floor.)
Izzy: So…there’s that?
Hitch: (stunned) He ran away, didn’t he? I’ve failed myself as a pony dragon-dad. (flopping onto a seat) And worst of all, failed Sparky! (Izzy rests a comforting hoof on his back.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Wait.
(Eyes turn in her direction; cut to her, examining the digital picture frame, on the next line.)
Zipp: I think I’ve connected some dots on a clue. (swiping a hoof across it, facing it to the camera) It was under our noses the whole time!
(She has found the shot of the little guy at play at Mane Melody, taken from a closer distance than the one seen earlier. Close-up of the frame; she taps twice to zoom in on his blanket lying near him on the chair.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Look! (She turns it to Hitch and Izzy.)
Izzy: I knew it!
Hitch: (taking frame from Zipp) Blankeroni? What do you mean?
(Close-up of it again; now he swipes among the pictures.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Notice in these pictures that Sparky is never without his blankie? (He holds it into view; cut to all but Sunny.)
Hitch: What are you saying?
Zipp: (pacing past Sunny near ramp) So if he’s not with it, it’s not by choice. Somepony has taken Sparky. He’s been… (Zoom in quickly on her narrowed eyes.) …dragon-napped! (Hitch and Izzy gasp in shock.)
Hitch: Dragon-napped?
(He pulls fretfully at his cheeks as the unicorn crumples to the floor with a couple of woozy moans, Pipp stepping close to fan her with a wing.)
Act Two
(Hitch paces the floor, quickly regaining his old fire.)
Hitch: Nopony dragon-naps my dragon before he’s napped! Or after! Or at all! I need all hooves on deck! (The others snap to attention; cut to Zipp.)
Zipp: (donning her visor) I’ll scan the sky with Ponydrone and zero in on anything that looks suspicious.
Hitch: (from o.s.) Good. (Cut to him.) Sparky does tend to leave a mark wherever he goes. Next? (Pan quickly from Zipp to Sunny.)
Sunny: Izzy and I will be the on-the-ground ponies. I’ll use my roller skates! (To Izzy.)
Izzy: (shading eyes with a hoof) And I’ll use my eyes to look for stuff. (gesturing to her horn) Also, I have magic powers.
Hitch: Pipp, whatcha got?
Pipp: I can cover Maretime Bay the best way I know how… (Close-up; she takes a breath and pulls out her phone.) …a social media bla-a-ast! The fans have eyes everywhere!
(“Bla-a-ast” is delivered as a held-out note. The phone goes back under a wing after she finishes; cut to Hitch on the start of the next line.)
Hitch: And I will rally my squad of animal deputies. (pointing dramatically toward doors) It’s go time!
(The impact is somewhat lessened by the fact that the other four do not move.)
Hitch: Now, I mean. Go! Please? (All spread out; next four lines overlap.)
Pipp: (phone out) I’ll start on that post.
Sunny: Gotcha!
Izzy: Aye-aye, Sheriff!
Zipp: Oh, oh, yeah. Okay.
(Cut to a close-up of Sparky, snoozing on the closet floor and cuddling the cactus as Misty watches over him. Tilt up to her on the next line, putting him out of view; she puts an eye to the nearly-closed door.)
Misty: Finally tired you out with that puppet improv show. (Clunk.) But…
(Longer shot: he has ditched the prickly plant and cleared out. She jumps back from the door with a gasp.)
Misty: Hide-and-seek, right? (Uneasy laugh.) Two can play that game!
(He snickers to himself and darts amid some loose boxes as she moves to the top of the ramp.)
Misty: Here, Sparky, Sparky, Sparky, Sparky!
(A scrape of metal on metal stops her cold, and a paint can swings down on the end of a rope. She ducks away a split-second before it can cave in the back of her head, then stands again.)
Misty: I see. So you somehow rigged this whole place with traps in two seconds. Cool, cool, totally cool. (ducking under ramp railing) It’s not like I’m trying to hunt a genius baby dragon with wild powers or anything.
(She gasps at the sound of a mechanism being tripped and something weighty thudding to the floor, intermixed with a buzzer and Sparky’s sly laughter, and fearfully hugs a railing post.)
Misty: I don’t like the sound of that.
(Cut to Zipp in flight above Mane Street, her drone tooling along close by. It goes into a sudden descent and she follows, mumbling to herself before shifting into full words.)
Zipp: Aha!
(She pulls into a hover, just above a trail of dirt spots on the roadbed. Cut to her visor perspective; red sights lock onto several of these.)
Zipp: Dragon prints! (Back to her; she flies on a bit and stops.) Huh…but these ones look fresh.
(A turn to follow them, a low-altitude survey of the next block, and she finds the trail ending at two turtles who are relaxing in a patch of grass and sharing a smoothie. Embarrassment registers on the white face at having interrupted this quiet moment.)
Zipp: (hastily, propping visor on forehead) Oh, uh, freshly wrong, sorry.
(She and the drone both zoom away, leaving the pair to their drink, and soar above the rooftops as Sunny glides into view with roller skates and crash helmet on.)
Sunny: Hey! Hey, you guys! (Stop to address Dahlia and Sweets.) Have you seen—
(She gets no farther before Izzy charges past with some ungainly contraption held in her magic and balanced on her back. The earth pony is knocked into a yelling, one-hoofed spin and falls into an open barrel, which flips onto its side and begins to roll after the unicorn.)
Sunny: IZZYYYY!!
(Who has stopped near the gazebo in the town square; from this angle, her rig can be seen as a bass drum topped by a pair of hi-hat cymbals, which are mounted on an upward-pointing horn rather than a conventional stand. The barrel rumbles past behind her; as she speaks, a few bubbles spurt from the horn and she turns to reveal a second, larger brass one floating by her head. In addition, a harmonica is attached to a holder around her neck.)
Izzy: Whoops! Sorry! I just uni-cycled this dragon lure device. Look!
(A dizzy, grumpy Sunny comes to a stop as she commences to play, beating the drum with an attached mallet and clashing the cymbals. More bubbles pop from the small horn as she blows into the harmonica; blats of sound issue from both it and the large horn, which also ejects a shower of cookies.)
Izzy: Pretty cool, right? Everything a dragon loves in one place.
(She proceeds to test all its capabilities while marching around the square, attracting no dragons but quite a few puzzled onlookers, some of whom break out their phones to record this bit of silliness. Meanwhile, Pipp is speaking to Glory, Peach Fizz, and Seashell inside Mane Melody; all four have their phones at the ready.)
Pipp: Finally! I’ve composed the perfect post for Sparky. It tugs at your heart, your mind, your soul. Pippsqueaks, you ready?
Seashell: Pipp, Pipp, hooray! (All sit as Peach transfers her phone from hoof to aura.)
Pipp: Okay! We all post…now!
(Four hooves make contact with the screens, sending out an SOS—and then there is dead silence for a full three seconds before Pipp speaks again.)
Pipp: Uh, what’s happening? (Her perspective of the phone, showing a clip of Sparky dancing in Hitch’s office.) Why aren’t we getting any views?
(Back to her as Seashell crosses to show her own screen.)
Seashell: It looks like something else is pulling viewers away from our post.
(And the dissonant one-mare-band music identifies that something even before the screen does—along with all the approving emojis that Pipp’s clip failed to draw in. The Princess rolls her eyes and sighs from the bottom of her lungs at the idea of being upstaged so easily and incompetently.)
Pipp: That is spectacular. (Phones away; she gathers herself.) Well, I hope Hitch is gaining ground. He’s always so much calmer, steadier, and focused than all of us.
(The next shot—a close-up of a disheveled, utterly panicked Hitch in his office—instantly puts the lie to her words. Constricted brown eyes flick between the papers he holds in both front hooves, after which he throws them aside and plunks a stack of others onto the floor with enough force to shake the nearest desk. Multiple printers have been set up around the place.)
Hitch: (mumbling to himself, scrambling erratically about) …what was it? In there? No… (banging on one unit) Print already! Print!
(It spits out a page marked with a picture of Sparky and a row of question marks; a longer shot shows many, many other copies stacked on the floor and being spat out by the other printers. Crumpled paper wads litter the floor and desk, and a bird perched atop a lamp chirps in a bemused manner as he places the newest paper on a stack and addresses the various critters gathered in the office.)
Hitch: Pearl, I’m gonna need you on poster duty. (The dog barks.) Do you think I made enough?
(He gets his answer when Pearl scampers across to his desk and uses a box as a stepstool to land atop one of the stacks of pages that fill the vicinity, high and low. Another bark.)
Hitch: You’re right. We need more. Any questions?
(He is greeted with a round of noises, including one from Curdle the turtle.)
Hitch: Yes, Curdle. Search the cinema, and the old defense factory, Kenneth.
(On this line, cut to a close-up of the shelled creature and pan to Kenneth and his bareheaded counterpart, both of whom salute. Back to him after he finishes.)
Hitch: (pointing toward doors) Okay, team. Let’s get out there. Move! Move! Move!
(He produces and blows a whistle to see them off, after which the bird on the desk lamp flits over to roost on his back and cheeps a comment.)
Hitch: I know I’m being a little intense right now! (relenting a bit) Yes, and emotional. I’m going through a lot of feelings. If I can’t protect Sparky, how am I supposed to protect the whole city of Maretime Bay? How can I protect anypony or anything? (The bird nuzzles his neck; he calms down.) You’re right. We can do this. And no doubt my friends are on it.
(The telephone on the front desk begins to ring; cut to an extreme close-up of Sunny, in the square and speaking into her phone. She has extracted herself from the barrel into which she fell.)
Sunny: So, quick update
(Izzy’s “music” asserts itself as the camera zooms out slightly to put her three housemates in the background: Izzy playing, Pipp taking pictures of herself with her phone, Zipp scanning the air with her visor on and her drone docked. During the next line, the older sister runs into the younger, sending them both to the ground in a tangle and knocking the visor off.)
Sunny: …we are not on it! We keep getting in each other’s way, a-and I hate to break it to you, but this ain’t working.
Hitch: Copy that. (Hang up.) No more Mr. Nice Stallion. (He drapes Sparky’s blanket across his shoulders like a very small cape.) I’m gonna find that dragon and the pony that took him at any cost!
(Extreme close-up of his narrowing eyes.)
Hitch: (quiet, gravelly tone) It’s time for… (A gold-edged, blue/blue-green mask settles over them.) …Operation Glitter Bomb.
(Cut to a long shot of the shut closet door in the Brighthouse, then to Misty on the next line, inside and eyeing her phone with great apprehension. Its screen is not visible due to the camera angle, but Izzy’s raucous tune comes through loud and clear.)
Voice of Pipp: If you’ve seen—Izzy, the noise down! (Cut to her on screen.) If you’ve seen Sparky— (She cries out as Zipp barely avoids flying into her.) —Zipp, fly a little higher! (Back to Misty; voice only.) If you’ve seen a dragon—
Misty: (shutting it off) Good! They have their hooves full, but I don’t have all day. (calling out) Oh, Sparky…
(No response for some seconds.)
Misty: It’s just some fun and games, right? (chuckling weakly) I like fun…I think. I’ve never really had it, but how hard could it be?
(Her perspective, moving to the top of the ramp as Sparky laughs and scuttles away.)
Misty: (singsong) I see you. (Back to her, eyebrows lowering in determination; normal tone.) Now, where were we?
(A nimble bound carries her to the lower end of the incline and allows the swinging paint can to miss her by a wide margin. She ducks under a second one coming in from behind, but it strikes a stack of boxes and dislodges a third can resting there. This one tumbles to the floor and spills a puddle of tar, but she jumps over it from the railing and pushes off from the boxes to launch herself onto a clear patch of floor. It does not stay this way for long, though, as the space rapidly fills with a network of criss-crossing laser beams. Misty bobs and weaves to avoid breaking any of them, briefly going to the floor on her belly before vaulting clear of the lot. Cans of “silly string” taped to walls and corners fire off their payload, the action briefly shifting to slow motion as Misty performs a deft midair barrel roll to avoid the sticky streamers. Normal speed resumes in time with Sparky’s awed gabbling from behind some open crates, and Misty touches down neatly in a laser-free area.)
Misty: Still got it.
(The beams deactivate themselves as she crosses the floor, but a loose paintbrush causes her to pitch forward with a yell and plant her face in a box of art supplies. A rake propped against the wall swings down, dragging a bucketful of loose feathers off the nearest shelf and leaving the hapless unicorn lying amid a scatter of materials and with the bucket hanging off her horn. She spits out a couple of feathers.)
Misty: (sourly) And still got my own clumsiness.
(Sparky crawls over to stare at her as she uncorks a hearty groan. Out on Mane Street, Pipp checks her phone as Glory and company look on. They are promptly interrupted by Sunny’s skating in a circle and Izzy’s inept banging/tootling, and Pipp packs away the device. The blue sky is lost behind a blanket of gloomy gray clouds.)
Pipp: I SAID, CAN YOU KEEP THE NOISE DOWN FOR JUST A MINUTE, IZZY?
Izzy: What? I’m confused. Sunny, can you stop skating around me? It’s making me dizzy. (A longer shot puts Zipp on the scene; dirt spots run along the trolley tracks.)
Zipp: Hey, Pipp, stop that! You’re stepping on those marks! (Cut to them on this last sentence, then back to the group; she removes her visor.) They could be dragon prints!
Pipp: How am I supposed to know? (Sunny halts.)
Sunny: Stop fighting! This isn’t helping!
Hitch: (from o.s., gravelly) Evil…
(Cut to him, on a rooftop overlooking Mane Street and with his mane back in order. He continues in this tone of voice until further notice.)
Hitch: …I’m coming for you!
(Head-on shot of him, zooming in quickly as Thunder, Zoom, and all the critters gather around on the next line. The two guards wear blue eye masks with gold trim, and McSnips-a-Lot turns on a flashlight to throw a bit of dramatic illumination over him.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Uh, Hitch? Zoom? Thunder? (Cut to the entire ground-level group.) What are they doing here?
Izzy: It looks like Hitch is gearing up for… (Zoom in quickly on her.) …something epic. (Back to his grimacing visage.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) And intense. (The street again; the fillies huddle behind Pipp.)
Pipp: And too, too much.
Hitch: (to his posse) Go! Leave no stone unturned! (They fan out, Zoom flashing past the group.)
Izzy: Told you.
Sunny: We gotta find that dragon, and fast!
(The “caped” crusader begins to gallop down the block.)
Hitch: Culprit, I will find you… (Knock over a barrel and a couple of signs, scaring Dahlia and Mayflower away.) …and I will make you pay… (glaring at a squirrel) …with litter pickup duty!
(He sprints off, leaving a couple of unicorn spectators to wonder exactly how many of his marbles he has lost, and runs a careful eye over a sidewalk table. His next words prompt two other passersby to back away in fear.)
Hitch: You’ll regret the day you ever crossed… (Zoom in to a close-up.) …Sheriff Hitch Trailblazer! (Off he goes at a fresh gallop.)
Sunny: (to the others) This is all wrong! By trying to find Sparky each our own way, we’ve created more stress and fear. (She skates over to them as Pipp gets her phone out.) Friends, we need to remain calm and listen to each other. (rearing up briefly) Unified, we can do anything, remember? (Cut to the others.)
Izzy: We have been kinda… (Rear up; make a string of goofy noises.) …all over the place.
Sunny: (from o.s.) Exactly! (Back to her.) Each of us may have a different approach, but there’s got to be a way for us to get on the same track, right?
Izzy: Hmmm…the same track…
Pipp: We need a way for us all to search together.
Zipp: And further.
Izzy: But how?
Sunny: I don’t know, but, uh… (glancing to one side; Hitch is facing down Toots) …first things first, rein Hitch in!
Toots: (shakily) No, Sheriff, no, I swear. I-I was just eating cookies and chilling!
Hitch: With Sparky?
Toots: (backing up) No, with my mother! I love her so much! (Sunny inserts herself between the two.)
Sunny: Hitch!
Hitch: Hey! (Cut to Sunny; Toots gallops away.)
Toots: (sobbing) Mommy!
Sunny: Listen, I know— (Cut to Hitch on the next line.)
Hitch: Do you know where Sparky is?
Sunny: No, but all of this commotion isn’t helping, a-and might even scare him off. (Zoom out; the other three cross to them.) Now think. Is there anything we’re missing? Anything else Sparky loves?
(The off-the-rails vigilante removes his mask with an anguished groan and reverts to his normal manner of speaking.)
Hitch: I-I don’t think so! I thought of everything, and still no sign of him! I’m so worried.
Zipp: We know.
Pipp: That’s why we’re here.
Izzy: To help and listen.
Hitch: (voice breaking) I just miss his little face…him stealing my badge…eating snacks…dancing around when he hears music…
Pipp: Music…? (A brainstorm hits.) We completely forgot about music!
Hitch, Izzy, Zipp: Huh?
Pipp: I know how to find Sparky!
Act Three
(Cut to a close-up of Sparky in the Brighthouse closet, playing with a stray feather. A box scoots itself across the floor toward him from behind, and Misty—concealed within—upends it with a violent lunge and grab to scoop him up. The obvious aftereffects of all his Act Two booby traps have been cleared away.)
Misty: Finally! I got you, and that means I’ll get my cutie mark! (Excited squeal.) Once I get it, I promise to bring you back. I’ve kind of grown to like you. (standing up) But until then, to Opaline we go!
(Sparky gurgles happily, now hanging on to one foreleg; cut to an overhead shot of the fireplace area as she throws the closet door open and emerges, then to the front doors as she pushes one of them ajar. Her blissful reverie comes to a screeching halt in the fraction of a second it takes Pipp’s distant singing to reach her ears.)
Quiet, gentle piano melody with muted glockenspiel/harp/string accents
Slow 4 (D flat major)
Pipp: You hear that sound?
(The unnerved unicorn peeks over the threshold.)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
(Sparky sings these four notes back in rhythm.)
Misty: No! (backing into Brighthouse) Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
(Close-up: Pipp has her white/gold lucky microphone in hoof. Behind her, the sky has cleared and the hour has advanced to late afternoon.)
Pipp: A melody that’s ringing out
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
(Sparky responds as before, heard distantly.)
(Longer shot: she is in the gazebo, flanked by Hitch and Izzy. The latter has shed all her musical gear but still has the cookie-emitting horn in her field.)
Hitch: That’s Sparky’s voice! How are you doing this?
Pipp: It’s the lullaby I wrote for him. (twirling mic) A classic call-and-response song.
(Cut to a beaming Sunny and Zipp, looking on from one side. The orange mare no longer wears her skates or helmet.)
Sunny: Well, it’s working, Pipp!
Zipp: Keep singing it!
(Izzy hustles to the pop star’s side and uses her magic to extract a recorder from the horn’s bell; she keeps the former, discards the latter, and begins to play.)
Recorder in
Pipp: You hear that sound?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
(Sparky responds.)
The melody that’s ringing out
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
(Again.)
(Sunny and Zipp are perfectly positioned to see the two performers’ cutie marks gleam.)
Zipp: (lifting off, over previous two lines) Everypony, sing along! The cutie mark magic is amplifying the sound!
(She lands out front, near Sunny and Hitch, and the stallion’s jaw drops as his ward’s vocalization reaches him.)
Hitch: I can hear him!
Sunny, Pipp: The special tune (Hitch gasps.)
Hitch: He’s at the Crystal Brighthouse! (Long shot of it during this line.)
Sunny, Pipp: That keeps you true
(Misty’s loud, out-of-tune singing shatters the peaceful mood; cut to her in the closet, trying in vain to drown out the lullaby while Sparky toddles toward the ramp blowing a small stream of fire.)
Misty: Listen to me instead! Oh-so-pretty, right?
(Letting her “melody” taper off, she seizes a picnic basket, stuffs him in, and shuts the lid.)
Misty: There we go!
Tempo slows
Sunny, Pipp: And sing that song that makes you
Ooh-ooh-ooh
(The basket rattles madly, gouts of flame issuing from the flapping lid and steadily growing to form a torrent whose glare forces her to shield her eyes.)
Misty: NOOOOO!!
Sunny, Pipp: You
(The frazzled mare snatches a jar from the floor, whips off the lid, and manages to capture a wisp of the green fire. Clapping the lid back on, she finds it to continue burning even with no oxygen supply.)
Song ends
(The sound of the opening door throws a fresh scare into her.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Sparky! (Misty gasps; cut to him, looking over the railing and breaking into a big smile.) Sparky!
(Zoom out; the dragon is emerging from the basket, but Misty is nowhere in sight. The overjoyed Hitch gallops down the ramp only to take both swinging paint cans upside the head and end up wearing their contents; he jumps away, but lands squarely in the tar spill Misty inadvertently set off in Act Two. As he wrenches his hooves free of the black stuff, a box falls off the nearest stack and lands upside-down on his head. He totters blindly across the floor, yelping in pain and breaking all the laser beams that have just been re-energized. The box falls away as he yelps in pain from the contact, and the action and sound both shift to slow motion as the befouled Sheriff hurls himself through a leap and is hit by streamers of silly string.)
Hitch: Sparky!
(Normal speed resumes with a cut to the fire-breather, who finds himself on the receiving end of a flying tackle and a crushing hug. Tilt up from them to the four mares, gathered at the top of the ramp to look on. Zipp has shed her detective equipment, and Izzy and Pipp no longer carry their recorder and microphone, respectively.)
Sunny, Izzy: Awww…
Pipp: (giggling, then revolted) Also, ew.
Hitch: Sparky! You’re okay! (Stare him down, point-blank.) Never leave my sight again!
(A lick to the end of his nose softens his mood, and he coos softly while cuddling Sparky.)
Izzy: (descending ramp, poking at one paint can) Love what you’ve done with the place, Sparky. (inspecting spilled tar/feathers) So unconventional. He’s a visionary, a true style icon.
(She hops across to Sunny, Hitch, and Sparky, now gathered together. The lasers are off, and Hitch passes the treasured tiny blanket back to Sparky.)
Sunny: (to Sparky) I’m so glad we found you.
Hitch: I would’ve gone to the ends of Equestria to make sure Sparky was safe.
Izzy: Whoa! “To the ends of Equestria”? That sounds tiring.
Hitch: Thanks for helping me, everypony. (Pipp and Zipp flutter down.) I’m sorry if I went a little…overboard?
Zipp: (teasingly) Maybe just a little.
Pipp: But we totally understand. (Close-up of Sparky, blowing at a feather; she continues o.s.) Sparky’s your best buddy.
Zipp: (from o.s., stroking his chin) And ours too. (Longer shot on the next line, framing Sunny/Hitch/Zipp.)
Hitch: I promise this will never happen again. (Zoom out; Pipp is with them.)
Pipp: You really are the best pony dragon-dad in the world, you know that?
Izzy: (stepping into view in fore) Technically, the only—
Other four: (warningly) Izzy…
Izzy: Just kidding. (An idea occurs to her.) Ooh! (She zips to the bottom of the ramp.) I know a super-secret place in town to watch the sunset. Come on! (Up she goes.)
Hitch: How does that sound, my little Sparky-Malarkey? (He coos and pants his approval; all head for the door.)
Sunny: (to Izzy) So what’s this super-secret place? (Izzy takes a deep breath.)
Izzy: Oh, it’s the bridge. (All laugh.)
(During the previous line, the camera tilts down to put a box in the fore and Misty hunkered down to keep it between herself and them. She lets out a nearly silent, long-held breath of relief at not being bowled out; dissolve to her pelting across the front lawn of the Brighthouse. Swerving into a clear spot among the tall hedges, she brings up the jar of Sparky’s captured fire.)
Misty: It’s not a dragon, but it is dragon fire. It’ll have to do.
(She tucks it away and trots off across the grass. Cut to a long shot of Opaline’s castle, zooming in slowly, then to her and Misty in the throne room.)
Opaline: Where is my dragon?
Misty: (prostrating herself, crawling forward) I did everything I could to…get Spark—uh, I mean, your dragon, but… (pulling out jar) …this was all I could get.
Opaline: (awed) It’s been hundreds of moons since I’ve last seen dragon fire. (taking it) How beautiful it is.
(As soon as she unscrews the lid, the emerald energies wash over her face and concentrate themselves in her horn, causing it to burn a bright blue-white. Misty cringes backwards ever so slightly, watching her boss rise into the air and spread her wings to let that same fire envelop them.)
Opaline: (cackling) Yes! Yes! (A shock wave spreads outward from her body.) Power!
(The oily laughter continues as Misty scrambles for cover at a side doorway—but it stops once Opaline touches down and the new magic dissipates from her wings with no warning. She glares at the spread feathers in a most dissatisfied fashion. Her horn continues to blaze.)
Opaline: MORE!! I NEED MORE!! Then I can finally finish what I started all those moons ago with Twilight Sparkle and gain control over all magic, the way alicorns were meant to!
({Cut briefly to and from Misty during this line, then to her after its end; now she looks as if she might want a good fireman’s pole or trap door to use in getting out of the joint fast.)
Opaline: (from o.s.) No more of this “unity and equality” stuff! The citizens of Equestria should fear and love their immortal rulers!
(Cut to frame both on the end of this.)
Opaline: (pacing) And they will. Because soon, I’ll give them reason to.
Misty: (very hesitantly) And you’ll give me a cutie mark? (Opaline rounds on her.)
Opaline: That measly drop of dragon fire wasn’t enough! And you won’t be enough, Misty! Not until you can prove that you’re actually useful and GET THAT DRAGON!!
(To/from Misty again on this line, now within an ace of completely losing her composure. Opaline finishes by imperiously turning her back on the flunky and summoning an image of the Brighthouse over the pool.)
Opaline: (quietly) I’m coming for you, little ponies—especially you, Sunny Starscout.
(Unnoticed, Misty skulks away; cut to an overhead shot of a circular room that holds only a bed, carpet, and rack of shelves. The area is lit only by a dim chandelier and one small stained-glass window, and the bed itself resembles a scaled-up version of the sort that might be used for a pet dog or cat, rather than being sized for typical pony proportions. Misty plods in, the door creaking shut behind her—this constitutes her sparsely furnished bedroom—and the camera cuts to a close-up as she climbs onto the bed with a profoundly crushed sigh and cuddles the pillow.)
Misty: For somepony made of fire, I’ve never met a heart so cold.
(She begins to sob, the last few minutes having carried her to the brink of emotional exhaustion. Cut to the sun setting slowly over the sea beyond Mane Street, and tilt down slowly in time with a chorus of contented sighs from the gang of five. They are watching the day’s end from the bridge over the thoroughfare, and Sparky is sitting on the rail with Hitch’s protective foreleg curled around him. The Sheriff has cleaned himself up.)
Hitch: It’s so nice, just soaking in the serenity and peace of a sunset.
Zipp: (pointing into the sky) What is that?
(All stare worriedly in the direction she has indicated and discover two winged figures swooping over the town square. At ground level Toots cries out from his “hiding place” behind a table far too short to keep him out of sight, while one of the flyers—Zoom, still wearing her eye mask to match the one Hitch used in his very short vigilante career—arcs almost low enough to clip his head with her hooves.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Oh, no. (Cut to him.) Operation Glitter Bomb! I forgot!
(A shrill whistle brings Thunder and Zoom to hovering attention in front of the bridge.)
Hitch: Everypony, the search is off!
(Elsewhere: Doug the bunny and McSnips-a-Lot menace a luckless pony on the sidewalk, and Kenneth and a bird peek out from a roof.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Operation Glitter Bomb is no more! (Back to the bridge on the following; he holds Sparky up. Izzy is not with them.) We found him! Sparky is safe!
(The little guy proceeds to burp up a tiny fireball that bursts into sparks, and the critters stand down amid a scatter of relieved exclamations by various ponies. Up top, Thunder and Zoom have now propped their masks on the forehead portions of their helmets.)
Zoom: What a relief. (Thunder removes his.)
Thunder: But what about these cool masks?
Hitch: (indulgently) You can keep the masks. (Thunder claps his back on, over his eyes.)
Thunder: Yes!
(He and Zoom trade a high five and wing away as Kenneth stops next to Zipp just long enough to chirp something to her and wave.)
Zipp: Nothing can surprise me anymore.
(She immediately has to eat her words when a penetrating horn blast cuts the tranquility like a chainsaw through Jell-O. Four ponies and one dragon lean over the rail for a better look; cut to street level as a trolley hurtles into view from around a bend—with the missing Izzy at the controls. It rocks dangerously back and forth and nearly capsizes as it takes the corner with another sequence of horn sounds.)
Izzy: Surprise!
(A pony who had been about to cross the tracks jumps clear, and a collective gasp issues from the rest of the watchers. Extreme close-ups pick out the rust on the body panels and the sparks flying from the wheels, then the wobbly cupola mounted on the roof. The next shot frames the entire conveyance, which has definitely seen better days. It rattles to a stop, jettisoning one wheel and a cloud of dust, and Izzy bounds over the front rail to meet the others at street level.)
Sunny: Uh…what is that?
Izzy: My brand-new, old, broken-down, good-for-nothing, retired tram car. Great find, huh?
(She strikes a couple of poses during this description and ends by standing up on her hind legs so she can rest a foreleg on the rail. The front bumper responds by falling halfway off; cut to the flabbergasted quartet as Sparky rolls away, perhaps to avoid further debris.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Truuust. (Back to her.) I got something super-cool up my mane. It’s gonna be tram-a-licious. Tram-a-blammo! (hopping toward them) Tram-tastic! (The others laugh, not unkindly.)
Zipp: Hey, and next time we’re searching for something, you guys can get around in that.
Izzy: That’s just what I was thinking! Friends that stick together can never be separated.
(All laugh and walk away—except for Hitch, who realizes with a sudden gasp that Sparky has vacated the premises.)
Hitch: Sparky? (Who is heard from o.s.) Sparky?
(The dragon pops up on the conductor’s platform at the front, wearing an old cap signifying that job, and makes “vroom-vroom” noises that are partly amplified by the rail-mounted microphone. In due time, he ditches the headwear and jumps off the front to cross to his laughing caregiver. Hitch scoops him up with a happy sigh and caches up to the four laughing mares. As they all make their way along Mane Street, the camera cuts to within the derelict vehicle, pointing toward the front and their retreating backs, and zooms out slowly.)
MY LITTLE PONY: WINTER WISHDAY
Written by Dave Horwitz
Executive producers: Olivier Dumont, Randi Yaffa, Cort Lane
Story editing by Gillian Berrow
Supervising direction by Will Lau
Transcribed by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)
Notes: Nearly all non-main characters wear cold-weather gear (hats, scarves,
earmuffs, etc.). when seen outside. Sunny Starscout and company consistently
wear theirs unless otherwise noted, both inside and out, with Pipp Petals’
hat replacing her tiara.
While Sparky Sparkeroni’s vocalizations in previous episodes have been
typical infant babbling, many of the sounds he makes during this special are
very close to being fully intelligible. Lines spoken in this manner are denoted by
a pair of asterisks (**) before and after the equivalent words.
The “Ponies” speaker tag refers exclusively to Sunny and her friends.
As in Chapter One, this transcript has been divided into three acts of roughly
equal running time.
Prologue
Cheery carol played on strings/chimes/piano with jingle bell accents, brisk 4 (F major)
Vocal harmonies under lyrics
Background lyrics in square brackets
Any marked with exclamation points are shouted rather than sung
(Opening shot: fade in to an overcast daytime sky, against which “Netflix Presents” fades briefly into view and then disappears. The title card wipes into view.)
Female singer: The nights are getting longer [longer]
And there’s a chill in the air
And you feel a bit of magic
Ooh, everywhere
(It fades away as the camera tilts down slowly to follow a snowflake whirling on the breeze. The motion brings the Crystal Brighthouse into view, its Pris-Beam disappearing into the thick cloud cover, and the rest of Maretime Bay proper.)
Strings out; drums/brass in; swing rhythm; harmonies continue
(Cut to the sign above the front entrance of Hitch Trailblazer’s office and tilt down to ground level as he emerges onto the street with Sparky Sparkeroni, who jumps onto his back. Holiday decorations have been liberally applied to the vicinity, and Kenneth flaps down to give a greeting card to the Sheriff, who passes it off to Sparky and nods to a passing pony.)
Singer: It’s a special time that we all hold dear
So come on, everypony, time to spread the cheer [Yeah!]
(Jazz Hooves and Posey exert their magic to grow a floral archway for the entrance to Mane Melody, and Rocky Riff flies down to hang a bow over the doors with a wink as Hitch/Sparky pass.)
There’s dancing and there’s prancing ’round the Wishing Tree
And a little bit of sparkle for you and me [Whoo!]
(A snowflake rolls past the camera; behind it, the view wipes to a mug of tea being passed along a line of four ponies, the last two of whom are Windy and Sweets. More mugs are distributed from a stand until each has one of his/her own.)
No, I just can’t wait ’til it’s Wishentine’s Day [Yeah]
(Two elderly ponies prance past, each toting a wreath; Hitch/Sparky bring up the rear. One is soon hung on the bridge over Mane Street, and Sprout Cloverleaf gives it an arcane jolt to set it blooming.)
Singer: It’s the twinkle in the eye of every pegasi [pegasi]
And that feeling when you listen to the bells outside
(Now Seashell coaxes an empty planter to erupt in flowers and marvels at a snowflake settling onto one broad petal.)
The glisten of the snowflakes falling in your mane
Yeah, come on, everypony, don’t you feel the same?
(Smiling up at the start of the wintry precipitation, she races off to join her friends Glory and Peach Fizz.)
Every moment, every sound [oh]
Every feeling, sing it loud
No, I know, I know [no, I know, I know]
(Tilt up into the sky…)
No, I just can’t wait [no, I can’t]
(…and down to frame the Brighthouse, also decorated for the season. Hitch and Sparky are coming up the front walk.)
No, I just can’t wait ’til it’s Wishentine’s Day
Act One
(The song takes on a muted, tinny sound as the view cuts to a close-up of the record player Izzy Moonbow “uni-cycled” at the end of “Izzy Does It.” It is spinning the tune on a kitchen counter, amid a plethora of floral/light/seashell decorations. Sunny Starscout swivels into view.)
Song fades out; Sunny sings to the tune of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” (G major)
(Picking up a shaker can, she dispenses its contents into the bowl of an electric mixer.)
Sunny: We whisk you some tasty cookies
We whisk you some frosted goodies
(Start it up, then peek in through the oven door at a half-dozen cookies in progress.)
We wish you a yummy Wishday
And a Happy New Moon
To the tune of “Deck the Halls” (F major)
Sunny: Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Song ends
(She cavorts across the entrance hall and o.s. on this last; zoom in on Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm on the couches near the fireplace. They sit facing each other, neither one kitted out for the cold, and Zipp lets go with a bone-rattling sigh before Pipp raises a conductor’s baton. The rest of the place is just as done up as the kitchen.)
Zipp: (trying to sing a scale, but badly off key and with cracking voice)
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi…
Pipp: You’re a little pitchy, Zipp. I mean, this is the Zephyr Heights Wishentine Royal Carousel Concert! (Loud groan from Zipp.)
Zipp: If it takes an hour to say the name, the show’s probably gonna last for a week!
Pipp: Even more reason to practice .From the top!
(She rises to a hover while brandishing the baton, but a loud clatter from o.s. interrupts the rehearsal. Pan to follow their gaze toward its source, the closet near the fireplace.)
Voice of Izzy Moonbow: (straining) Just…a little…closer…
(Cut to a close-up of a box on a very high shelf inside during this line, wrapped in her magic aura, then to her trying to drag it loose. She too does not sport any winter gear.)
Izzy: …and I can get…these…
(The container pops free at last, prompting a spooked gasp from the unicorn as it plunges toward her. She winds up with the box on her head and its contents—assorted holiday bric-a-brac—strewn across the floor. The box floats away under her control and is set aside, and she relaxes and smiles as the mess.)
Izzy: …ornaments.
(Hitch, now inside and at the Critter Corner, looks over the card he received as Kenneth chirps impatiently. He has shed his protection against the cold, and Sparky is no longer with him; his “squad,” though, is now in attendance.)
Hitch: It’s from my Grandma Figgy!
(Opening it, he finds a photo of said relative—a pale pink earth pony mare standing outside her house, in the snow, and holding a tray of baked goods. Her mane/tail have gone nearly white with age, a scarf in varied shades of red and deep pink is tied around her neck, and she wears eyeglasses whose frames are a lighter pink. She has no cutie mark, and her eye color cannot be immediately discerned. McSnips-a-Lot clicks his pincers in amusement, and the two birds snicker behind their wings. The next shot reveals that Sparky has shucked his warm clothes and joined the group.)
Hitch: Not Piggy, you wise-crab. (Cut to said crustacean; he continues o.s.) Figgy.
(He holds the card down at floor level for both Sparky and McSnips-a-Lot to see, the latter clicking a comment.)
Hitch: Very funny. Anyway, Figgy writes… (reading) …“My dearest grand-colt.” (hugging card) That’s me! (reading) “I can’t wait to see you on Winter Wishday.” (The critters voice enthusiasm.) “We’re gonna have so much fun building the best cookie cottages. Love, your Gran.” (hugging card again) Oh, isn’t she the best grandma in the whole world?
(A cheeped reply from Kenneth gets him ever so slightly riled.)
Hitch: Oh, you think your grandma’s better? (Kenneth concedes the point.) That’s what I thought.
(Sparky and the other two get a laugh at the can-wearing avian’s expense. Cut to a close-up of a platter of cookies being set out—the six Sunny was baking earlier, colored and iced as replicas of the five ponies and one dragon. Each pony takes his/her edible counterpart, and Hitch picks up the one for Sparky as well. They are gathered around a table near the fireplace.)
To the tune of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” (G major)
Sunny: We whisk you some tasty cookies
We whisk you some frosted goodies
(Hitch gives Sparky his cookie, then shares his own with the squad.)
We wish you a yummy Wishday
And a Happy New Moon
Song ends
(Having watched the others dig into their treats, she laughs and gestures nervously with her own.)
Sunny: Okay, okay. I-If I keep it in any longer, I’m going to explode!
Zipp: (jokingly) Hit the deck, everypony!
(Hunch down; cover head with wings and laugh. The squad takes cover in various ways: two behind Hitch, the third—Kenneth—in a lampshade from which he peeks out with an apprehensive little tweet. Zipp sits upright again.)
Pipp: What’s got you buzzing, Sunny? (The squad reforms on the floor; zoom in slowly on Sunny.)
Sunny: Winter Wishday is just around the corner, and of course I can’t wait to spend it with all of you! (circling in place) I have the perfect holiday plan for us, and it all ends with my favorite part—exchanging gifts under the Wishing Star! (Squeal and giggle.) There, I said it!
(She takes a chomp from her cookie; cut to each speaker in turn, suddenly poleaxed.)
Hitch: (scratching back of neck) Uh…
Izzy: Ooh… (Pipp and Zipp trade silent, uneasy glances.)
Sunny: What?
Hitch: Well, it’s just that I promised my Grandma Figgy I’d celebrate Wishday with her, like we always do. (Pan to Izzy on the next line.)
Izzy: And I have to ring in the last night of Wishy Hoof— (levitating a box) —in Bridlewood with my hoof-made ornament! It’s jinxie if I miss that.
Pipp: And we have to be home for the…
Zipp: (woodenly) …Zephyr Heights Wishentine Royal Carousel Concert. (Izzy pops up between them.)
Izzy: Whoo-ee, that takes a long time to say.
Pipp, Zipp: Right?
Hitch: It seems like we’ve all got conflicting holiday plans.
Sunny: No! I-I mean…sorry. Yes, we do all have plans, but I think we can still make this happen.
Hitch: But how?
Sunny: (pacing among others) We’ll stick together, that’s how! We can definitely get to all of our holiday traditions and still make it back here in time to exchange gifts under the Wishing Star.
Pipp: Ah! Love that for us, but Zephyr Heights and Bridlewood are quite the journey.
(Izzy wanders away from the other four and is soon joined by them, near the arts-and-crafts corner. On the start of the next line, cut to behind the group; they are looking out through a side window at a fresh round of snow flurries.)
Izzy: And wow! Look at all that floaty snow!
Sunny: Huh? That’s strange. It never snows here in Maretime Bay, like, ever. Right, Hitch?
Hitch: Nope, but I have been wishing for snow ever since I was little.
(He grins, putting hooves to cheeks. Cut to an overhead view of them, seen from outside through the window.)
Sunny: Me too. But…how are we going to get to Bridlewood and Zephyr Heights in this?
(Inside; Zipp whips out her cell phone, sits, and unfolds it for a look at the screen.)
Zipp: Mmm-hmm.
(She points something out to Izzy, gets a laugh in response, and puts the device away before standing again.)
Izzy: (jumping in place) Zipp and I have a surprise for you!
Sunny: Surprise?
Sparky: ** Surprise? **
(Setting his cookie down, he hops onto a glass ball lying nearby. He balances on it during a roll over to Izzy, does a quick twirl, and flops to the tiles at her hooves as it rolls away; she scoops him up into a hug.)
Izzy: It could be the perfect “snow-lution” to our pickle. (Snicker.)
Zipp: It was supposed to wait until Wishday, but… (fluttering wings) …oh, all right.
Hitch: So, what is it?
(His only immediate response is a bit of distracted upward staring from the unicorn, which lasts for some seconds before Sparkp taps her foreleg to get her attention.)
Izzy: Huh? Oh! Sorry, I zoned out there for a second. (She puts Sparky down.) Follow me.
(Off she goes, Zipp taking wing to keep pace; the other three do as instructed, Hitch boosting Sparky onto his back. Tilt briefly up to the window, then cut to a tarp-covered bulk on a patio outside. Zipp arcs toward it while Izzy prances up, singing tunelessly to herself and carrying the Hope Lantern in her field. The unicorn laughs quietly and sets it down as the other three gather in.)
[Continuity error: Sunny is briefly seen wearing a scarf in this sequence.]
(Extreme close-up of one stretch of cloth being gripped in Izzy’s hoof, then cut to an overhead shot of the group as it is yanked away. The edge of a rusty brass railing peeks into view at some height above them, and a brightly colored conical structure topped with a blue tassel juts out below this. On the next line, cut to a head-on shot of it, being shown off by a standing Izzy and a hovering Zipp. What they have revealed is the disused trolley car Izzy found during “Have You Seen This Dragon?”, with a few modifications. The wheels are gone, and two stubby airplane wings have been attached to the sides; a second pair of feathered ones hangs over the conductor’s platform, and the cone sticks out from the roof above these and below the cupola whose top edge was just seen. Cooking pots and a washing machine have been attached on the front end to simulate headlights, two sporting a colored image of the Unity Crystals, and booster rockets are strapped low and rear on both sides. Izzy has set the Lantern down.)
Izzy: Ta-daaaa!
(The cone snaps off as soon as Zipp tries to prop a foreleg on it.)
Zipp: (picking it up, sticking it back on) Okay, so it still needs a little work, but—pretty great, right? (landing) We’ve been working on it for weeks!
Pipp: Love it so much! One question, though—what is it?
Izzy: Well, originally it was that old broken tram car I found behind the factory. (jumping on rear end) Then it was a giant art installation. (Off again; gasp.) Then Zipp had a brilliant idea to uni-cycle it from art to… (nudging trolley; it wobbles) …moving art!
(Cut to Zipp on the following, now with the others.)
Zipp: More like flying art! (Izzy crosses to them.)
Izzy: Yeah, so now it’s that.
Zipp: I just wanted to find a way to show you ponies how awesome it is to fly too. (Next three lines overlap.)
Hitch: Whaaaat?
Pipp: (gasping) Wowee!
Sunny: No way! (All move toward the craft.)
Izzy: We can use it to travel to our hometown holiday celebrations and make it back here to the Brighthouse in time to see the Wishing Star together!
(The two earth ponies’ excitement gives way to healthy skepticism as they examine the rig. One of the makeshift “headlights” falls off at the slightest touch from Hitch’s hoof.)
Hitch: (unnerved) Pretty cool. But are you sure this thing can fly?
Izzy: Hmmm… (A wing starts to come loose.) …uhhh… (Forced casual giggle.) …we think so. (Zipp flies toward it.) Never know until you try.
(The white mare is just in time to catch the rattling wing and prop it up.)
Sunny: What do you call it?
Zipp: No name yet, but I have a few ideas.
Izzy: Hmmm… (growling tone) …THE MARESTREAM!! (normal tone) I mean, that’s an option I was thinking of. We totally don’t have to use it or whatever. (Weak glggle.)
Pipp: It’s perfection!
Zipp: Agreed. Now who wants to try it out?
Izzy: Wait, wait, wait!
(She gallops across the patio and slides to a stop by the washing machine.)
Izzy: Pre-flight check! (Flip open its top hatch.) Could somepony please shine a light?
Zipp: You got it!
(A couple of flaps later, she is hovering and holding out the Lantern as Sunny crosses to them.)
Zipp: Thanks for letting me keep an eye on your lantern, Sunny.
Sunny: I know it’s in good hooves with Detective Zipp. Have you discovered anything new about its magic yet?
Zipp: (setting it on platform, behind front rail) Just that its Pris-Beam energy is powerful. (Izzy gasps.)
Izzy: Just like our friendship.
Sunny: Exactly! (Squeal; spin in place and throw a foreleg across Pipp’s back.) I can’t wait to see the Wishing Star with my best friends!
(As the ponies share a laugh, their cutie marks flare up and emit streamers of light to match the wearers’ coats. These feed into the Lantern for a second or two before shutting off, and twelve eyes stare in joyous awe as the thing flares up and emits a multicolored energy beam that expands to engulf the newly christened Marestream. In a series of extreme close-ups, one impromptu wing becomes a jointed metal one with sculpted feathers; a third, smaller wing projects from the rear end in the fashion of an airplane’s tail; the front end acquires a heart-shaped headlight on either side of a central one shaped as the united Crystals. A two-tone violet/blue-green paint job and rainbow-colored trim can be seen in these shots, and a longer one discloses the fact that the jalopy has been transformed into a winged recreational vehicle, complete with a brand-new set of wheels and tires. A roomy cockpit with a wraparound windshield stands up front, with the Lantern on the dashboard. The next two lines overlap somewhat, as do the three following them.)
Hitch: Whoa!
Izzy: Look at that!
Sunny: Wow!
Pipp: (gasping) Amazing!
Zipp: Cool!
Izzy: (smugly, tapping front end) Yep. I, uh, I guess it works.
(Cut to its interior as a door slides open, just forward of the rear end, and she leads the group through it. A heart-shaped window is set in this.)
Izzy: Ooh!
Sunny, Hitch, Zipp: Whoa!
Pipp: (from o.s.) Wow!
(They have arrived in a cabin appointed with couches lining the walls, and even a small kitchen area with a fold-up table attached to the wall. A short ramp beyond this leads up to a door, which slides open to admit them into the cockpit. This section is laid out with a T-shaped platform whose crossbar is flush with the rear wall; the forward-projecting bar includes a small ramp descending to floor level. Four pads on the platform and two more on the floor suggest that the vehicle is intended to carry six passengers.)
Zipp: No way! The Lantern is like a magic key for this thing?
Hitch: (eyeing dashboard, mind blown) Whoa.
(A camera shift picks out the cause of this reaction—a blank screen built in just behind the Lantern. His touch brings it to life and generates a menu of icons; at the same time, the distinct sound of engines powering up asserts itself. Cut to outside, the camera circling around the Marestream as its three headlights blaze up and curtains of vapor billow from beneath its chassis; it slowly lifts off the patio and settles into a hover. At a screen tap from Izzy, it descends again and touches down on the concrete.)
Hitch: (to her, playfully) Do you have a driver’s license for this vehicle?
(Without a word, the expert crafter whips out a pair of scissors and sheets of construction paper in various colors. She needs less than a second to snip these into the shape of two cards, one showing her own rough likeness, the other that of Zipp amid crowns and cotton-ball clouds.)
Izzy: Ta-daaaa! (Hitch takes Zipp’s “license,” scrutinizes it, and smiles before passing it back.)
Hitch: Yep, everything checks out here. (Izzy shows them to Zipp.)
Pipp: (counting floor pads) One, two, three, four, fi—six spots? But there’s only five of us.
Izzy: Um, no. Don’t forget…
(She reaches around the doorway and yanks Señor Butterscotch into view—the dummy she used to hold her place in bed during her wee-hours trek for tea leaves in “Hoof Done It?”)
Izzy: (like a pirate) …Señor Butterscotch! (She makes it “laugh” in this same tone; Pipp laughs.)
Zipp: (showing off her license) All I know is, the captain’s seat—that’s for me.
(A wing-assisted leap takes her to the driver’s position in the front left, where she finds a steering yoke; close-up of this.)
Zipp: (from o.s., turning it, laughing) Whoa! (Back to her.) New theory. (Glance at Lantern.) Holiday magic even stronger than regular magic?
Sunny: Then it’s settled. First thing in the morning, we’ll head out to tour Equestria, and make it back to the Brighthouse in time to see the Wishing Star. Come on! There’s so much to do to get ready! (Next four lines overlap.)
Hitch: Great plan!
Izzy: Yes!
Pipp: Can’t wait!
Zipp: All right!
[Continuity error: Sunny is briefly seen wearing a scarf in this sequence.]
(Overhead shot of the Manestream, zooming out slowly as the occupants exit; Sunny is carrying the Lantern. Now it can be seen to have a sunroof.)
Pipp: What should I pack?
Izzy: Cookies?
(The orange mare pauses for the briefest moment to cast a perplexed eye toward the skies, then fallows the others toward the Brighthouse. Dissolve to a long shot of it at sunrise of the following morning; the snow is still falling, but the clouds have parted enough for the sun to come through bright and clear. A series of shots chronicles the progress being made in packing: cut to Sunny loading items into a wheeled suitcase and preparing to tow it away by the retractable handle…cut to Hitch packing a toy and pacifier into his case as Sparky jumps on an already-closed one lying nearby; Zipp walks past, dons a pair of sunglasses, and takes off…wipe to Pipp dragging a case of her own toward a pile of identical ones resting outside the door of the Marestreem, as Sunny and Izzy regard her quizzically. All have donned warm hats in various styles, with Izzy’s the most unconventional—a flower garland topped by a pair of ivy antlers decorated with miniature ornaments.)
Izzy: (emphatically, shaking head) Mmm-mmm.
(Clearly she does not approve of the sheer volume of luggage; the Princess glances despairingly at the stack, knowing she will have to ditch a good bit of it. Dissolve to the cockpit as Zipp ambles to the driver’s position; this shot is close enough to pick out a tiny lightning bolt at the lower outer corner of one lens. Hitch is up here, with Sparky balanced on his head. Zipp laughs as she lowers her shades and all three glance off to one side, where Izzy has boarded and is exhaling onto the windshield. She is a bit surprised to find the moisture in her breath forming a rime of frost on the cooled surface, but then laughs at the sight of it. Now Pipp is in the cabin, and she, Hitch, and Zipp smile up at Sparky standing upright atop the Sheriff’s skull. The little guy leaps down to plant a foot on the dashboard’s touch screen, calling up the menu, and slaps a palm onto one icon. In response, the Lantern brightens.)
Zipp: Thanks, my little co-pilot.
(Headlights and rainbow trim glow brightly and the leading edges of the wings gleam with magic, but Zipp’s face gives away a degree of grimness Sunny has now joined the group in the cockpit.)
Zipp: Hmmm…yep. Just as I suspected.
Sunny: (panicked) What is it?!? (Zoom in quickly on the pegasus.)
Zipp: (smiling, pumping a hoof) Still awesome! Everypony, hold on to your hooves. We’re going flying! (leaning toward Lantern) Magic check?
Other ponies: Check!
Zipp: Door lock check? (Hitch inspects the door; Sparky now on his back.)
Hitch: Check-a-roo! (Sparky gabbles in time with him; close-up of Zipp.)
Zipp: Onboard snack check?
(Comes now the sound of crunchy food being chewed; Izzy leans into view from behind her, gorging herself from a bag of chips.)
Izzy: (mouth full) Check!
Zipp: Takeoff!
(Once she pulls the steering yoke back toward herself, the Marestream lifts slowly away from its patio and describes an arc around the Brighthouse. It then rockets upward through the clouds above Maretime Bay, leaving a rainbow contrail to mark its ascent, and settles into a level cruising path.)
Zipp: (suavely) This is your captain speaking. We are at a cruising altitude of…I don’t actually know, and traveling at the speed of…magic! The current time is…
(Her perspective, shifting from the yoke to the touch screen to the view through the windshield.)
Zipp: …this thing doesn’t have a clock, but it’s definitely morning.
(Cut to Hitch passing a toy to Sparky as Pipp watches with a laugh.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) We have an estimated arrival at Grandma Figgy’s cottage at approximately…
Pipp: (under previous, clapping) Yes! (Cut to Zipp.)
Zipp: …pretty soon. The seat belt sign is…well, we don’t have one, but if we did, it would be off and you’d all be free to move around the cabin.
(Cut to Sunny, Izzy, and Señor Butterscotch on the latter part of this line; the earth pony laughs and twirls on her pad.)
Zipp: Now for a brief announcement from a member of our flight team. (Pan to Izzy.)
Izzy: Hello, this is your friendly in-flight entertainment coordinator, Izzy Moonbow. And I’m here to say— (with sudden gusto) —that it’s time for a good old-fashioned sing-along! Okay?
Pipp: Ooh! Yes, yes!
Izzy: (counting off rhythm) And-a-one, and-a-two, a-one, two, three…
Bright carol with chimes, acoustic guitar, jingle bells
Brisk 4 (B major)
Izzy: Over the crystals and through the woods
To Grand-mare’s tree we go
(Next two lines are sung simultaneously.)
Sunny, Hitch: Earth ponies play
Pipp, Zipp: Wings know the way
Music winds to a stop as if on a slowing record player
(General confusion among the passengers.)
Hitch: What was that?
Pipp: I don’t know! I guess we all know the same basic melody, at least.
Sunny: (smiling, as an idea strikes) Each pony kind must have a different version of the lyrics!
Pipp: Fun! Okay, let’s take it again, but alternate verses this time. Hit it, Sparky!
(He squeaks the toy Hitch gave him. The next four lines are sung, each one held out under the ones after it and stacking up to form a seventh chord in F sharp major.)
Zipp: Oh…
Hitch: Oh…
Pipp: Oh…
Sunny, Izzy: Oh…
Music resumes with added handclaps and light percussion; half-time feel
Pipp, Zipp: Over the mountains and through the clouds
Ponies: To Grand-mare’s house we go
Pipp: Earth ponies play
Pipp, Zipp: To whinny and neigh
(Izzy uses her magic to make Señor Butterscotch’s head bob in rhythm; the Marestream waggles its wings as it zooms along.)
Ponies: Through peppermint-candy snow
Backing synthesizer chords in
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Pipp: When we get closer to Grand-mare’s house
Sunny: The pretty lights let us know
Sunny, Pipp: And soon we’ll see
Ponies: A special pony
Through her icing-frosted windows
(Another waggle of the metal wings.)
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Synth/guitar out
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Song ends
(The sing-along dissolves into a round of laughter as the craft continues to make good time. Two pegasi emerge from a bank of clouds and into its path, their attention wholly taken up by the phones they carry. Drawing in a horrified gasp, Zipp leans hard on the steering yoke and executes a barrel roll that sets all six passengers yelling in fright; it is a very near thing, but the pegasi come out of it without a scratch. Zipp pulls out of the roll and loops sharply back, positioning the Marestream so she can glare straight at them.)
Zipp: (removing sunglasses) Eyes on the sky and not on your screens, fillies!
[Continuity error: The Marestream’s wheels switch between fully extended and retracted into the body during this sequence.]
(The shades go on as she steers back onto the original heading and hits the gas, the pegasi waving to acknowledge her admonishment. Cut o a long shot of the Marestream following an erratic, corkscrewing path down toward a tree-edged lawn, to the tune of yells and shrieks from inside; after its tires thud to the grass, cut to the properly discombobulated group.)
Pipp: Zipp!
Zipp: Hey, it’s new!
(Señor Butterscotch chooses this moment to topple over. Now a small house can be seen tucked in among the trees at one border, its color and window giving it away as Grandma Figgy’s house as seen in the card Hitch received. Banners and lights have been strung up, and the white columns at either end of the front porch have been wrapped with red ribbon to simulate candy canes. The Marestream’s wings fold up and out of the way.)
Hitch: Trees? Those weren’t there before. (Izzy gasps.)
Izzy: They look beautiful!
Hitch: But it doesn’t even look like Grandma Figgy’s house now!
(He allows himself a dejected, disapproving little head shake. The door slides open and a short platform extends, which serves as a springboard for the group to jump off amid a round of happy chatter and giggling. Zipp has removed her sunglasses.)
Pipp: Oh, my glitter.
(Only Hitch remains silent, aiming a pensive stare across the turf. They head straight for the house, Zipp flying and humming to herself as the others gallop; Hitch stops short while Izzy telekinetically lifts the knocker on the front door.)
Hitch: Wait, everypony!
(All freeze; cut to Izzy, carefully lowering the knocker back to rest. Zipp has landed.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) What is it now, Hitch? (Pan to her, pulling out her phone.) We can’t waste any time. We’re kind of on a tight schedule today.
(Cut to its screen on the end of this: a graphic of the Brighthouse, toward whose Pris-Beam a shooting star—the Wishing Star—is moving along a dotted-line arc.)
Hitch: I know, I know. I just wanted to warn you all first…look. My Grandma Figgy is great. She’s probably the best gran of all time.
Izzy: (awestruck) Are you serious? Wow.
Hitch: Yep, she’s the best, but she can be kinda, um…particular about Winter Wishday.
Pipp: Particular, how?
Hitch: She likes things to be just so.
Pipp: Just so, how?
Zipp: You’re being just a little vague here. (Pipp nods.)
Hitch: We celebrate Winter Wishday together every single moon the exact same way. Her favorite holiday activity is building cookie cottages with me, and it’s always been that way since I was a little foal. (Slow pan across the other four; he continues o.s.) It’s a big, big deal to her. It’s gotta be perfect, so just keep that in mind. That’s all. (Back to him on this last.)
Sunny: Oh, that’s all? Of course we’ll honor her earth pony traditions, just like she likes.
Pipp: (hovering briefly) Yeah, silly. We’re going to be great guests.
Izzy: Guests who go with the flow in the snow.
Hitch: (approaching door) Thanks, everypony. I know it’ll mean a lot to Grandma Figgy.
(He plies the knocker three times and is immediately greeted by the sight of the door opening and Figgy herself there to greet him. This shot picks out the old mare’s deep green eyes, not immediately visible in her greeting card photo.)
Figgy: Hitchie!
Hitch: Granny! (They fall into a cooing, laughing embrace; Zipp is hovering again.) Cheery Wishday!
Figgy: Oh, it sure is. (adjusting glasses) And what a treat to have Hitchie’s friends here too. (picking up Sparky and cuddling him) Oh, and this little adorable sweetheart, of course! Oh, come to Granny. (Laugh.)
Sunny: (shivering, as Pipp wraps her forelegs around herself for warmth) Thanks for having us.
Figgy: Oh, goodness! You must be cold! I haven’t seen snow like this since, well…never! (sputtering a bit, leading them inside) Come in, come in and we’ll warm those hoofsies right up.
(This exchange and the accompanying movements reveal white coat coloration just above her blue-gray hooves and on her belly.)
Act Two
(The travelers enter the house, finding it well and truly tricked out for the season. An antique record player is running an album of suitable music from its spot on a shelf, flanked by multiple framed photos of Hitch at various ages. In one corner is an invitingly blazing brick fireplace; the ponies make a beeline for this, Zipp walking and Sparky riding on Hitch’s back, and sit around a table set with a plate of toasted giant marshmallows. On the next line, cut to Figgy approaching with a tray of steaming mugs.)
Figgy: Who wants some hot cocoa? (Sparky is now sitting at the table.)
Hitch: (grabbing it and three marshmallows) Ah, bup-bup-bup-bup! Hold up! Three jumbo marshmallows per mug. No more, no less. Right, Granny?
Figgy: (laughing) That’s right, Hitchie. Enough to stick out of the top—
Hitch, Figgy: —but not enough to overflow!
(All laugh over the recitation and the sugary puffs go into one mug, which Hitch takes for himself. The tray is set on the table so the others can help themselves, and he loads up another one, blows to cool it a bit, and passes it off to Sparky. Izzy inhales deeply of the vapors rising from her own drink and utters a wondering little gasp.)
Izzy: (breathily) This is scrumptious!
(She gazes wide-eyed at her trio of melting marshmallows as Pipp takes a sip.)
Pipp: Mmmm! Super-delish! And I love the decorations! So festive.
Figgy: Oh, thank you, dear.
Hitch: She puts them up every Wishday. (fondly) They look exactly the same as when I was a colt— (sourly) —except for all those trees out front. That’s different.
Figgy: (raising a front hoof; it glows green) I grew ’em with my very own glowin’ hooves— (touching floor; magic spreads to a potted plant and makes it bloom) —with this new-fangled earth pony magic. Pretty nifty stuff. Oh, I do love to change things up every chance I get, don’t you? It can be so boring to do the same thing over and over.
(Cut to the group and back on this last sentence. After she finishes, Sparky takes a pull from his mug and winds up with a beard/mustache of brown foam.)
Hitch: (standing up) Hold that thought. I’m gonna grab some napkins. (He clears off.)
Izzy: I couldn’t agree more, Figgy. (holiding up a marshmallow next to her mug) Now what would you say to another cup of cocoa with four marshmallows?
(The doting elder giggles and plops one more in; having put her extra aside, Izzy takes a slurp and is instantly transfixed.)
Izzy: Oh…ah!
(Dissolve to a slow zoom in on the exterior of the house under the continuing snowfall, which has now thickly blanketed the area, then cut to the group by the fire. A recliner has been moved over here for Figgy to sit in with a photo album open in her lap and the others gathered around. All have done away with their drinks, and Sparky’s face is clean of the residue from his. Zoom in slowly as Zipp pops up into a hover behind her, gasping in surprise at what she sees on one page, and cut to a close-up of this. Its picture takes up nearly the entire page and presents Hitch as a colt, dressed in a neckerchief and a cowboy hat adorned with a five-pointed star badge.)
Zipp: (from o.s., pointing at it) Look at his tiny Sheriff costume! (Cut to the group on the next line; zoom in slowly.)
Figgy: It was all he wanted that Wishday. I sewed it by hoof. (Zipp touches down.) Oh, the badge too.
Hitch: (aside, to Pipp) Normally this would be embarrassing, but it’s a Wishday tradition. Granny would be upset if we didn’t do it.
Pipp: (not buying it) Riiiight.
(Figgy flips a page; cut to a close-up of its photo—a young Sunny and Hitch with Figgy and Sunny’s father, Argyle Starshine, in front of the fireplace.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) I remember that Wishday! (Cut to her as she continues.) You and Hitch came over to watch the Wishing Star. We both wished for snow and thought it worked— (laughing a bit) —but it was just my dad blowing bubble suds from the top of the lighthouse.
(The photo again, she and Figgy both reaching to caress it lovingly; cut back to them on the start of the next line.)
Figgy: You foals wanted a snowy Wishday, so Argyle made it happen. Oh, it’s very nice you’re continuing you and your dad’s tradition with all your friends. (The photo, Sunny running a hoof over it; she continues o.s.) He would love to see it.
(A pang of sadness passes across Sunny’s face, but Figgy is quick to lay a consoling hoof on her shoulders.)
Figgy: (pointing o.s.) But look!
(Cut to just behind the two, framing the window and white-layered lawn beyond it that she is indicating, and zoom in slowly.)
Figgy: Your wish finally came true!
(The orange mare’s spirits lift considerably, as seen when the camera returns to her. Cut to Zipp on the following.)
Zipp: So it really has never snowed in Maretime Bay before.
Figgy: Oh…n-no, not in my pony life. It’s a beach town, after all. But snow was always in the best holiday stories. My favorite from when I was a filly was called Fantastical Flurry Tales of Wishy Hoof.
Izzy: Wishy Hoof?! (gasping) But that’s our unicorn holiday!
(Setting the album aside, Figgy crosses to a bookcase and retrieves one volume. Once ensconced in her recliner again, she blows some dust off the cover.)
Izzy: (pointing at it) Oh! That looks just like the Wishing Tree!
(Close-up of it during the previous. The central portion depicts a vast tree under whose boughs the silhouettes of three unicorns stand with horns extended toward it, against the backdrop of a snowy, starry night. Gilded figures fill the remainder of the cover: an ivy vine, the palace in Zephyr Heights, silhouettes of the heads of a unicorn stallion and mare. Cut to Zipp on the start of the next line.)
Zipp: Do you mind if I take a closer look? (The book is obligingly passed over; close-up of her.) Hmmm…
Hitch: (from o.s.) Okay! Enough of story time. (Cut to the group as he continues.) Everypony to the Cookie Cottage Crafting Creation Corner!
Figgy: The what?
Hitch: (deflated, sighing) The kitchen.
(He leads them in that general direction, but Zipp hangs back for a moment and lets the book slide back onto the chair. Thoughtful eyes turn toward the snowscape visible beyond the window; zoom in slowly on this.)
Zipp: Hmmm…
(Cut to a close-up of gingerbread sheets stacked on a table and zoom out slowly as Hitch positions them just so. He, Sparky, and Figgy are now in the kitchen, and icing bags are laid out and ready for use.)
[Continuity error: This shot reveals that Figgy has a cutie mark of white hearts and wrapped red candies, which were not visible in earlier scenes.]
Figgy: So tidy. That’s my Hitchie. (Laugh.)
(Cut to Sunny and Izzy, also at the table and with materials in easy reach.)
Izzy: (reaching toward a bag) Uh…can we start?
Hitch: (from o.s., reaching into view to stop her) No! (Cut to him.) Wait! I almost forgot! (picking up a box) I need to find the cute miniature lights to string up on the houses! (walking off) We can’t start before I find the cute miniature lights to string up on the houses.
(With a jittery chuckle and sigh, he opens a closet door and begins to rummage around.)
Hitch: Gran, where are the cute miniature lights we string up on the houses?
Figgy: Maybe we can do them without the lights this time.
Hitch: I see a Wishday box, but not a Wishday lights box.
(On the end of this, cut to his four friends trading a round of perplexed glances.)
Hitch: Uh…
Figgy: Let’s try something new, dear. (Hitch straightens up, holding a different box.)
Hitch: Got ’em! Saved the day again. (shutting closet) Thank hoofness. Right, Grandma?
Figgy: Thank hoofness. (to the others) When it comes to Wishday, Hitchie has to have everything just so. (Cut to Pipp and Zipp.)
Zipp: (chuckling) We noticed. (To the whole group on the following.)
Hitch: Now it’s cottage time!
(He is slightly caught out by the others’ laughter, accompanied by a cut to the exterior of the house and then a dissolve to a scale model of it on the kitchen table that Hitch has constructed from gingerbread and sweets and rigged with light strings. He and Figgy gaze proudly at it and are promptly joined by Sparky popping up between them to coo wonderingly at the creation. Hitch gives him a chimney-shaped cookie, which he tries to place at the right end of the roof only for the stallion to steer him over to the left instead. The dragon has a bit of trouble sorting out the quick change, but Hitch laughs and Figgy offers a humoring smile.)
[Continuity error: The chimney is already in place at the left when the model house is first seen, but suddenly disappears when Sparky moves to attach it.]
(Small, heart-shaped cookies shower past the camera, the view changing behind them to Izzy and an edible mock-up of her Bridlewood home—with a cookie to represent herself on its balcony. It too has been fitted with lights, which wind among the peppermint lollipops she has used to stand for the tree’s expansive boughs. The little cookies are attached to these as well, and she sticks on one more. Zoom in on this and dissolve to a zoom out from a cookie shaped like the Star whose progress Sunny was tracking on her phone at the end of Act One. It is the topper for her light-equipped model of the Brighthouse; she runs a critical eye up and down its height, then straightens the cookie ever so slightly and smiles at the effect.)
(Across the way, Pipp is putting the finishing touches on a gingerbread Mane Melody, complete with lights. She finishes the job by placing cookie miniatures of Jazz and Rocky at the front doors, then shoots a mildly confused glance off to one side. Pan in that direction to frame Zipp, who has constructed a small house decorated with lights, flowers, and her signature lightning bolt—both on the roof and as the contour of the open doorway at one end. She is chewing on a mouthful of something, which proves to be a bite of one gingerbread panel that she lays flat on top to complete the roof. A muffled, chagrined giggle escapes her lips as Figgy sidles up with a camera at the ready; Hitch and Sparky laugh as she steadies it and Zipp pores over the old mare’s photo album, now having swallowed.)
Zipp: Hm.
(The shots capture Hitch as a colt with a missing tooth…then a few years older…then as a full-grown stallion with sash and badge of office. He wears a party hat in the first two pictures, followed by the knit cap he has chosen for this trip in the third—but all three feature identical models of the house. A flash from Figgy’s camera, and a snap of grandson and dragon with their effort—indistinguishable from the previous three—has been added to the pages. Zipp and Figgy snicker over the progression.)
(Cut to a table-level zoom in through the models toward Sunny’s at the far end, to the sound of various appreciative words passing among the builders. Figgy gasps softly at the spread.)
Figgy: Hoof-tastic. This is the best batch of cottages I’ve ever seen.
(She is interrupted by a loud crunch; cut to Zipp chewing on a bite from an unused panel as Figgy turns to her.)
Figgy: They must taste as good as they look. (Laugh.)
Zipp: (innocently) Do they? I wouldn’t know.
(She chuckles and polishes off the piece as Figgy beams. Now Sparky gains the tabletop and scampers across to snag a runaway gingerbread fragment; upon chomping it down, he burps up a tiny mote of fire that drifts toward a teapot. A burst of green smoke on impact, and it has become a small star-shaped pillow.)
Hitch: (panicked) Oh, no, Gran! Your Wishday teapot! (Sparky waddles over.)
Figgy: That old thing? Oh, it’s okay.
Hitch: Okay? But it’s special! We’ve been drinking out of that teapot since before I could trot!
Figgy: That means it’s definitely time for a new one, then.
(She picks up the pillow and gives it to Sparky, who cuddles it joyfully to put Hitch more at ease.)
Ponies: Awww…
Izzy: So cute. (A thought strikes Sunny.)
Sunny: Time? (pulling out her phone) Oh, yeah! Time! Uh, Grandma Figgy, this was a fantastic way to kick off our grand holiday tour, but—
Pipp: Huh?
Sunny: (not noticing) —if we want to hit all of our stops, we’ve gotta get a move on.
(Her first line is punctuated by a brief cut to/from her perspective of the screen, on which the Star continues its trajectory toward the Brighthouse. Her second is marked by putting the thing away and trotting toward the door with a chuckle.)
Figgy: Wait! You need treats for the trip.
(Cut to the lawn as all emerge from the house. Hitch, with Sparky riding on his back, stops short with a yell of surprise when his grandmother pivots to kiss him on the forehead and cheek. She has donned a more substantial scarf and put a blanket across her back.)
Hitch: (annoyed) Granny…
(She pays no mind, laughing and picking the dragon away to plant one on his scaly pate. Cut to just inside the front window, where the five gingerbread houses stand lined up on the sill with lights aglow; Izzy peers at them through the panes.)
Izzy: (slightly muffled by glass) Wow, look at that! (Outside again: Sparky on Hitch’s back.)
Hitch: Not a true cookie cottage without tiny lights.
Figgy: A shining reminder of our perfect Winter Wishday tradition. (Laugh; poke him playfully in the shoulder.)
Hitch: Well, I know how you like everything to be just so, Grandma.
Figgy: Yes, Hitchie.
(She tips a knowing wink to the four younger mares, who stifle their giggles at their friend’s obliviousness. Close-up of Sunny.)
Sunny: (holding up a bowl) Thanks for the Figgy pudding. (Pan quickly to Zipp, now toting the storybook Figgy got from her shelves.)
Zipp: And the book!
Pipp: And everything else.
Figgy: Oh, you’re very welcome, everypony. (Glance at the sky.) My word! It’s really coming down out here, huh?
Zipp: It sure is.
(Hitch catches Figgy up in a goodbye hug before turning his steps toward the Marestream.)
Figgy: (calling after the group) Stay warm! Fly safe!
Ponies: We will!
(They hustle back into the vehicle by hoof and wing and are soon back in the cockpit. Seüor Butterscotch has been set upright on his pad, and his creator taps the touch screen to power up all the systems and fully extend the wings.)
Ponies: (waving) Bye! (Liftoff; cut to just behind Sunny and Izzy.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) Peace out!
(Figgy returns the gesture, now ensconced within her house again and having procured a fresh mug of cocoa. It already contains three oversized marshmallows, but she wastes no time in adding a fourth and having a sip. The Marestream performs a midair U-turn and zooms away, leaving a rainbow contrail over the lawn during its ascent above the clouds. By the time it levels out, Zipp has put on her sunglasses and the wheels have retracted. Sunny blows out a contented breath.)
Sunny: I just love the holidays.
Pipp: Me too! (Close-up.) Grandma Figgy is the sweetest. (Zoom out to frame Hitch on the next line.)
Hitch: Yes, she is, even if she is pretty particular about traditions. (Laughter from the o.s. Zipp; cut to her.)
Zipp: (pointedly, removing shades) Yeah, she’s so set in her ways. (They go back on.)
Sunny: (pulling phone from saddlebag) Okay! So I know we spent a little longer there than we planned, but we’ll definitely still make it back to the Brighthouse to see the Wishing Star together.
Zipp: We will if I have anything so say about it. Full speed ahead!
(A tap at the controls gooses the Marestream up to higher gear and sends out its multi-hued exhaust—only for it to sputter out and the speed to drop back a moment later. It ends up going so slowly, in fact, that a couple of birds are able to overtake it with little effort.)
Zipp: Okay, same speed ahead, I guess. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Sunny: So what holiday traditions do you have, Izzy?
Izzy: First, I have to place my ornament on the Wishing Tree. And then it’s the final day of the Wishy Hoof crystal lighting ceremony!
Pipp: Ooh, I love ornaments!
Hitch: And I love ceremonies! (A round of funny looks from the others.) What? I do.
Sparky: ** Me too! **
Izzy: Oh! Oh, oh! Can we pop by Villa Izzy first? I have to grab, but, uh…something…
Zipp: (smirking) Mysterious.
Izzy: It’ll only take two shakes of a pony’s tail. (Bend down; flick hers twice.) Ooh, ooh! (Stand up; whisper to Sunny.) That means “not very long.” (Wink.)
Sunny: (smiling weakly) Heh. Of course, Izzy.
(“Villa Izzy,” recall, was the name Izzy gave to her home in A New Generation. Sunny’s real feelings break through in the form of a deflated moan as she checks her phone, but the chipper unicorn pays no mind.)
Izzy: Ha! Yes!
[Continuity error: A scarf appears around Sunny’s neck and disappears again during this exchange.]
(Close-up of the touch screen.)
Zipp: (from o.s., tapping a control) Flying is my jam!
(Her tap changes the display to a long shot of the entrance to Bridlewood—now looking considerably more inviting than when the group first ventured there in the earlier film. Cut to the enthused driver.)
Zipp: To Bridlewood!
(The Marestream dips into the clouds as she laughs and the others cheer, but a sudden worrisome thought grips her and prompts her to remove her sunglasses. Cut to her perspective of the book Figgy gave her, lying next to the Lantern on the dashboard.)
Zipp: Hmmm.
(Long shot of the machine descending out of the clouds and over an expanse of snow-topped trees. Wheels extend and lock into place, and the touchdown is much smoother than the one at Figgy’s house. Having donned her shades again, Zipp props them on her forehead and slips the book into a pair of saddlebags she has also put on.)
[Continuity error: Zipp’s sunglasses are suddenly gone for this last action.]
(Izzy, meanwhile, has ducked back into the cabin. Cut to just outside the heart-shaped window in the outside door as her cheery singing asserts itself and her face appears behind the glass. The door slides open to frame her in close-up and she bounds out with a giggle, followed closely by Hitch who voices an awed sigh with Sparky riding shotgun. Humming to herself, the unicorn hops through the open front door of her house and slams it shut; the residence is festooned with strings of glowing colored crystals, and a snow unicorn stands guard by the door. Sunny has joined Hitch outside the Marestream, while Pipp and Zipp stand at the doorway; all gaze raptly skyward, Sparky burbling a bit.)
Sunny: Whoa… (The sisters step out.)
Pipp: Wow…that’s a lot more than a few flakes.
(As soon as she puts her tongue out to catch a few, gravity gets the better of an overloaded bough and its freight plunges down squarely on her head to bury her.)
Zipp: (as Pipp extricates herself and spits/shakes snow away) Do you think all of this snow is unusual for Bridlewood too? (She inspects a flake on her hoof.)
Pipp: (hovering) No idea, but doesn’t it look gorgeous?
(The front door flies open and Izzy stands at the threshold, having kicked it open and wrapped a scarf around her throat. She holds a bundle in her front hooves.)
Izzy: Surprise! (She transfers it to her field, drops to all fours, and steps out.) Hoof-knitted scarves for all of you!
(Cut to the others on the end of this, faces brightening as the thing floats to them—the items as described. She approaches Sparky with one more under her control, sized to fit him.)
Izzy: Even you, Sparky. (Slow pan across the other four adults, now wearing the scarves.)
Zipp: Thank you, Izzy!
Pipp: Stunning! (Sparky jumps onto Hitch’s back, wearing his.)
Hitch: Thanks!
Sunny: Is this traditional Wishy Hoof winter wear? (Cut to Izzy on the following.)
Izzy: Sure is! (winking) Now bundle up, everypony. (singsong, trotting off past them) We don’t want to be chilly fillies. (All but Zipp follow.)
Zipp: Is it always this chilly? (Izzy pauses by the door and thinks hard.)
Izzy: Huh. (Zoom in slowly.) Actually… (Big smile.) …nope! Now come on! (trotting away) Wishy Hoof awaits!
(The others fall in behind her. Dissolve to a slow zoom in through knots of unicorns talking and entertaining themselves in various ways near an immense, gnarled tree hung with loops of tiny glowing bulbs, then tilt up to frame the sheer size of this arboreal colossus in full. This is the Wishing Tree.)
Sunny: (from o.s.) Wow. (Cut to the group, Hitch/Pipp/Zipp gasping in wonder.)
Pipp: Amazing!
(The camera cuts here and there among the diversions—painting, gift-wrapping, snow pony construction, and so on—then back to them on the following.)
Pipp: This looks so pretty, Izz! They really went all out.
Izzy: Yeah, it’s a unicorn thing. (bounding forward) Wishy Hoof is a day of fun, friendship, and frolicking. (Twirl on one hoof; then stop facing the others.) We are very serious about our frolicking.
(One mare magically passes an ornament to another, then waves as the latter walks off with it. Izzy leads the crew among the scattered stalls.)
Sunny: Wow! This is really special, Izzy.
Izzy: Just you wait. The best is yet to come.
(One after another, locals begin floating baubles up to hang on the trunk and lowest branches of the massive Tree.)
Izzy: Ooh!
(She levitates and opens a box, extracting a wooden plaque so that it faces away from the camera.)
Izzy: I gotta get in line to place my ornament!
Hitch: (peering at it) Is that what I think it is? (Zoom out to frame Pipp next to him on the following.)
Pipp: I was about to ask the same question.
Izzy: If you’re asking if my ornament for the Tree is the Tree…
(Her perspective: its front surface presents an image of the Tree, covered with ornaments.)
Izzy: (floating it aside to frame both at once) …then yes! (Back to her, re-boxing and stowing it.) I’m gonna put the Tree on the Tree. (Squeal.) How funny is that? Now, to hang it up— (Sharp gasp.) —oh, wait, is that Alphabittle?
(She has indeed spotted the stocky gray unicorn in question—the resident puzzle/game master at the Crystal Tea Room as seen in A New Generation. After draining a cup of tea from a vendor cart, he sets down the empty and goes on his way.)
Izzy: (loudly, trotting to him) Alphabittle Blossomforth! (He stops and turns her way, a broad smile splitting his face.)
Alphabittle: Izzy Moonbow? You’re back!
Izzy: Couldn’t miss Wishy Hoof. Hey, do you still love games? (Both lean toward each other.)
Alphabittle: Whatcha thinkin’?
Izzy: Mmmm…charades? I’ll bet you my ornament.
(It is telekinetically brought up, now out of its box, and she throws him a calculating smirk.)
Alphabittle: I don’t think you want to do that, Izzy.
Izzy: Sounds like a dare. You’re on!
(Each line is accompanied by a close-up of its speaker, zooming in to an extreme close-up of the narrowed eyes as the view briefly contracts to a narrow slit focused on them. Izzy adds a cocky eyebrow waggle before the view expands again and Alphabittle holds up one front hoof.)
Izzy: One word. (Shake it off to one side, twice.) First and only word.
(The stallion goes into a series of gestures in close-up. Tap one front hoof against the other foreleg; scratch head; hunch down and hold both forelegs straight up; stand and beckon toward himself; extend and wave the forelegs.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Uh…gumdrops! Rainbow! (Cut to her.) Uh, single-cell organism? (Laugh; he taps one hoof against the other.) That’s three words. Uh, caterpillar! Scrumbo!
Alphabittle: (confusedly) Hmmm?
Izzy: (scoffing, to herself) That’s not even a word. (Frustrated yell.) I give up. What was it?
Alphabittle: It was my own name, Alphabittle. (Chuckle.) Now cough it up! (holding out a front hoof) Respectfully.
(Izzy’s face crumples into utter dejection, perhaps one hard sneeze away from a full-on crying jag, as her aura places the ornament on the upturned surface.)
Izzy: (trying to play it off) Hmph. Enjoy it.
Sunny: Oh, no, Izzy! Your special ornament!
Izzy: (smiling again) Oh, it’s okay. You know what they say—anything worth doing is worth doing twice.
(And up comes a duplicate of the one she just lost, under her control.)
Alphabittle: You made two? Why?
Izzy: (putting away the spare) Don’t you always prepare for losing spontaneous games of charades?
Alphabittle: (chuckling) I don’t need to prepare. I’m the best to ever do it. Frosty Shivers to you, Izzy. (He departs.)
Izzy: Frosty Shivers back at you, Alphabittle.
(Each speaker’s horn flares for a moment upon saying “Frosty Shivers.” Zipp has pulled out her borrowed book for a quick read.)
Pipp: (wing-jumping over Izzy) Izz, I’d really like to get to the Tree, even just to snap a few pics in portrait mode.
(She brings out her trusty phone; a squeak from o.s., and Izzy looks past her and lets off a giddy squeal.)
Izzy: O-M-cuties!
(Her perspective on the end of this; she unceremoniously shoves the Princess aside to get a good look at a knot of rotund rabbits hopping her way, all sporting unicorn horns. Back to her on the next line, hunching down to address them.)
Izzy: How are you? (They chitter and wave their ears.) Aw, look at you. You’re freezing. I know what you need… (She floats out a pair of knitting needles and a ball of yarn.) …some Wishy Hoof scarves!
(She gets down to it, mumbling to herself as they hop over to Hitch and squeak at him.)
Izzy: What did they say? (Cut to Hitch.)
Hitch: They said, “Thank you”… (a touch puzzled) …“and Frosty Shivers”? (The rabbits’ horns glow.) What does that even mean? (Giggle from the o.s. Izzy; back to her.)
Izzy: It’s our Wishy Hoof greeting. Try it. (Sunny turns to a few passers-by.)
Sunny: (to each in turn) Frosty Shivers! Hey, Frosty Shivers! Oh, over here! Hi! Also, Frosty Shivers!
(Each forehead appendage lights up as she says those two words. By the time Izzy finishes her emergency knitting session and disposes of the needles, every rabbit has had a tiny scarf knotted onto its horn. Close-up of them, hopping and chattering their gratitude, then cut to her on the next line.)
Izzy: Enjoy those scarves and have a happy, happy Wishy Hoof! Okay, cuties? Frosty Shivers!
(Now it is her horn that sparks up as she walks past the others, humming placidly; Sunny pulls out her phone and shoots it a worried glance. Izzy’s reverie is interrupted when a mare plants herself in the path and clears her throat.)
Izzy: Whoa!
(She drops to her haunches and shakes her head clear, the camera shifting to frame the newcomer head-on. It is the poet who was performing in the Crystal Tea Room during A New Generation—Onyx, whose monotonic delivery has not changed one whit since then. Deep magenta beret, turtleneck collar, and brows, the first of these with a hole punched through its edge for her pale blue horn; lighter magenta eyes, the right one hidden behind the fall of her straight, collar-length purple mane; longer purple tail; light violet hooves; cutie mark of a quill pen tipped with a heart. Her coat color has changed from gray to grayish-blue since her initial appearance.)
Onyx: Izzy!
What it is…zy?
(Zoom out. The bongo-playing stallion who accompanied her in that film is on the scene and hitting the skins. From here, cut to the other travelers; Sunny and Zipp have respectively packed away phone and book.)
Sunny: (to Hitch/Pipp/Zipp) Oh, no. This is gonna take a while. (Giggle from the o.s. Izzy; cut to frame the meeting.)
Izzy: Hi, Onyx! Pretty snowy day, huh?
Onyx: It’s far out. I haven’t seen anything like this in…
(Accompanist poises hooves over bongos, but Onyx offers no more words, leaving the whole group at a loss. After perhaps four seconds of dead silence, she draws a deep breath and the drums sound off.)
Onyx: (fading out) …ever, ever, ever.
Izzy: (thoughtfully) Neither have I.
Onyx: Do you want to hear my new Wishy Hoof poem? Wrote it just for today.
Hitch: (hastily) Nope! (Clear throat.) No way. Too slow.
Onyx: What’s that? You want to hear it too? Okay. (Zoom in slowly.) I call this one…
(Dissolve to an extreme close-up of her face, illuminated by bleak light and framed by flurries of snowflakes.)
Onyx: …“Requiem for the Falling Snow.”
(Dissolve to an overhead shot of her standing in a spotlight; her voice echoes slightly in the empty space.)
Onyx: What are these flakes my eyes do see?
(To a slow pan across her face.)
What is this chill coming over me?
(To a slow tilt up from her into the darkened sky.)
Is this some enchanted winter fan-ta-sy?
(To a head-on view; translucent images of her audience and a floating snow pony behind her.) Snow pony, come and set me free, free, free.
(Cut to a close-up of the bongos being played, then back to her.)
The flakes fall down, the trees don’t wither.
(Dissolve to an extreme close-up of her exposed eye and zoom in.)
Colts and mares, I wish you Frosty Shivers.
(A snowflake sails from her dilated pupil toward the camera, covering the lens with frost on impact. The action cuts back to the here and now, the stallion plays one last flourish and raises his hooves, and Onyx proudly lifts her head and smiles to mark the end of the poem. Light kindles in both their horns; across the way, the six out-of-towners are too stunned to offer an immediate response. Pipp is the first to find her tongue.)
Pipp: I… (Close-up; she hitches in a breath.) …I don’t know what to say. (Pan to Hitch, with Sparky on his back.)
Hitch: I don’t remember life before that poem.
Sparky: ** Weird. ** (Cut to Izzy on the next line.)
Izzy: I loved it! Kinda felt a bit short, though. (To Onyx on the next.)
Onyx: Well, I’m workshopping more verses at the open mic in a minute. You should come.
Sunny: (hastily) We’d love to! But we have, um, a previous obligation. (Giggle; wave.) Bye, Onyx! (to Izzy) You’ve got a date with a tree, buddy.
(A quick step, and she is in position to nudge her friend into motion with her head.)
Izzy: (laughing) All right! I’m coming, I’m coming!
(Cut to the upper reaches of the Tree and tilt down to frame the queue of those waiting to add their ornaments to it. Sunny and company approach the tail end; cut to them on the next line.)
Sunny: So what makes this tree so special? (All stop.)
Izzy: It just always has been. Many unicorns believe it has mystical properties. (Pipp gasps.)
Pipp: Like what?
Izzy: It’s said that the Wishing Tree can get rid of the jinxies. I don’t know if it’s true— (trotting toward Tree) —but this tree is definitely one of a kind. (Her aura brings up her contribution.) Here I go…
(It is tucked in at the base; in short order, a unicorn spectator passes one each to Pipp and Zipp and they fly up to place these on a high branch. Almost as soon as they touch down in the snow, a gong strike rings out and their benefactor projects the one he still carries onto a wrapped gift box. Izzy utters an anticipatory little gasp, but the others are caught very much off guard.)
Zipp: What does that mean? (Izzy gives an ecstatic squeal and jumps/spins in place.)
Izzy: The final crystal lighting ceremony’s about to begin!
(As she finishes, cut to a group of large crystal formations that jut from the ground near the Tree, within a perimeter ringed off by a string of lights. Unicorns approach the edge in a body, and an elderly stallion and mare ignite their horns and lower them until the points are nearly touching the snow. Rivulets of pale blue energy race across the frigid surface and into the nearest cluster, causing them to glow an inviting blue and bringing awed gasps from the onlookers.)
Spectators: Whoa… (The flow cuts off and the two unicorns stand up.)
Elderly mare: Happy Wishy Hoof, everypony!
Elderly stallion: Frosty Shivers to all!
Spectator stallion: (to those around him) Frosty Shivers! Frosty Shivers to you! (Gasp.) Frosty Shivers to you! Frosty Shivers to everypony!
(The multiple repetitions set horns aglow as before. On the last, tilt up into the snowy sky; a burst of mist briefly whites out the screen, and the camera then tilts down past a different stretch of trees to frame Sunny and company, lost in the moment. She is the first to fully return to her senses, whipping her phone out for a quick glance and then returning it to her saddlebag.)
Sunny: Oh, I hate to leave, but it’s time. To the Marestream, crew! (All head out save Izzy, whose attention is drawn in another direction.)
Izzy: Oh! Why, it’s the kindly mayor’s secretary who always—
Sunny: (now o.s.) GRAB HER!! (Zipp doubles back to drag her off.)
Izzy: I was only gonna say a quick hello.
(Tilt up toward the treetops and dissolve to the Marestream bursting past them into clear sky. The craft bobbles wildly about, leaving its rainbow contrail and scattering snow from roof and wings as panicked yells emanate from within. Cut to Zipp at the controls, the others in the cabin; the vibrations nearly shake the steering yoke out of the ace flyer’s grip.)
Zipp: Hold on to your holiday hats, everypony! (Pipp tries to keep her balance…) Let’s see how fast this thing can go. (…and fails, toppling into the cockpit.)
Pipp: Whoooaaa!
(Ice and frost build up on the wings and front end as she strains to hold even a faint semblance of a level course. In the cabin, Sunny and Izzy shiver fearfully as Sparky finds himself being bounced along the wall couches and toward Hitch.)
Hitch: Wha—?
(He throws himself across to catch the little dragon and comes up, having succeeded.)
Hitch: Whoo!
(Up in the cockpit, Pipp pulls herself up with support from the dashboard.)
Pipp: Hey, Zipper, can you see okay? (Izzy is jolted off her hooves; the snowfall has thickened greatly.) All I see is a wall of white.
Sunny: The snow is too thick! (Cut to Zipp.)
Zipp: Freaking out isn’t going to help! (calmly) We gotta stay chill. (Zoom out to frame Pipp on the next line, pointing to Zipp’s left.)
Pipp: How can we stay chill?! Look at all that ice!
(The driver cuts her eyes that way and is met with the sight of a frozen layer spreading rapidly over the wing. The added weight and stiffness on both of them sends the vehicle lurching through the air. Inside, Izzy throws aside the teapot she is holding in the cabin’s kitchen area and gasps.)
Izzy: I know how to calm us down! (Scramble across to Sunny/Hitch/Sparky.) We just have to think calm thoughts and try as hard as we can to concentrate on what we want to happen! So, uh, think about a safe landing in Zephyr Heights!
Sunny: (skeptically) And this works.
Izzy: It’s an old unicorn trick. (laughing) Worth a shot, am I right? (scared) I mean, am I? I’m making this up as I go along.
Zipp: It’s all we’ve got! So…yeah!
Izzy: (front hooves to temples) Everypony, visualize the fancy-schmancy royal gates of Zephyr Heights!
(Cut to Sunny on this last word. She squinches her eyes shut, groaning with the mental effort; Hitch sets Sparky down and both do the same, putting hooves/hands to temples as Izzy did. Up in the cockpit, Pipp has copied the gestures.)
Pipp: Palace sweet palace… (She opens her eyes and relaxes.) …oh! Oh, do you think the decorations will be sparkly?
Sunny: CONCENTRATE!!
(Caught out at this chiding, the pegasus performer claps hooves to cranium with a yelp, slams her eyes shut, and groans under the strain. Brain cells kick into top gear.)
Izzy: (moaning) Hang on tight!
Zipp: Come on, come on, come on!
(The Lantern becomes suffused with a bright purple glow, which quickly spreads to envelop the whole of the Marestream—but that does not prevent it from juddering to a near-stop in midair. Undaunted, Zipp presses on and punches through the cloud cover, met by the vision of the Zephyr Heights palace standing tall and proud on its peak.)
Zipp: Zephyr Heights! Oh, we’re gonna make it!
(They arc toward the sweeping structure and land, neatly and gently, on a broad balcony. It takes those in the cabin a moment to fully realize that they have been neither shaken to pieces nor frozen solid.)
Sunny: (jumping in place) Woo-hoo! (Laugh; next Pipp snaps back to reality.)
Pipp: Oh! Oh! Oh! How’s my hair?
Zipp: Yeah! Nailed it!
Hitch: (over Izzy’s laughter) I can’t believe that worked!
Sunny: (rapid fire, darting across cabin) Me neither, but there’s no time to celebrate here.
(By the time Hitch has settled Sparky on his back, she is already galloping into the cockpit and Pipp/Zipp are on their way back from it.)
Pipp: Right. We’ve gotta window-shop with Mom, pronto, in-and-out job, lickety split.
(Cut to Sunny retrieving the Lantern from the dashboard, then back to the sisters on the next line.)
Zipp: And then we gotta get ready for the—
Pipp (excitedly), Zipp: (woodenly) —Zephyr Heights Wishentine Royal Carousel Concert.
Izzy: Wow, that still takes a long time to say.
Sparky: ** Uh-huh! **
Sunny: What should we do in the meantime?
Pipp: Treat yourselves, of course.
(She produces a stack of tickets printed on gilded card stock; close-up of these as she fans them like a poker hand—four in all.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) VIP royal luxury box tickets to the concert! (Back to her and Pipp on the end of this.) You can relax— (sullenly, under her breath) —while we get ready.
Hitch: Aw, I don’t want to just sit around and—
Pipp: —help yourselves to the complimentary gourmet food?
Hitch: (smiling, taking tickets from her) You had me at “food.”
(Sparky swipes one, takes an experimental nibble, and makes a disgusted face. Hitch keeps another for himself and passes a third to Izzy, who floats the last over to Sunny.)
Sunny: Let’s go, ponies! We’ve still got a star to wish on later!
(Cut to a point between the five, each extending a foreleg into view and piling up hooves; back to Izzy and then the whole group on the next line.)
Izzy: One, two, three…
Ponies: (raising forelegs) …Wishentine!
Act Three
(Dissolve to a long shot of the cloud-wreathed city, zooming in slowly, then to a fountain on one street that has been shut off to keep it from freezing over. Both it and the surrounding architecture are abundantly decorated for the holiday, and two young pegasi fly away from it and down the block as the camera pans to frame a bend in the road. Pipp, Zipp, and Queen Haven are out for a stroll, while Cloudpuff hovers in front of a store window with his nose nearly mashed up against the glass. Close-up of him, seen from behind.)
Haven: (from o.s., semi-baby talk) Come, Cloudpuff.
(He barks and flies toward her voice, exposing a small cap with slits cut for his ears.)
Haven: (from o.s.) Pick up those precious paws. (Pan to frame her; he settles on her back.) Don’t dawdle.
(She walks ahead and o.s. Zipp shoots a questioning glance to Pipp; cut to frame all three on the next line, Haven having stopped at the next storefront.)
Haven: Oh! Darlings, come look at this! Crandall’s has outdone themselves!
(All three look through the pane at a mockup of three ponies around a blazing fireplace—one laying garland along the mantel, a second enjoying the warmth, a third popping out of a giant gift box. Dissolve from this tableau to a close-up of a very bored Zipp, seen through the window from inside; she quickly gins up a bit of enthusiasm.)
Zipp: Wow, Mom, that was amazing. Very festive, yep, so incredible. I don’t think it can be outdone. (trying to push Haven along) Why bother looking at anything else? (Pipp pops up on the Queen’s other side, brimming with energy.)
Pipp: What’s next? Ooh, they’re doing a maple syrup tasting at Outingdale’s! (Cut to the group outside on this line.)
Zipp: Dibs on first sample!
(In just slightly more time than it takes Haven to adopt a popeyed stare, the sisters have flown across the street and touched down facing another display window.)
Zipp: Come on, Mom! Get your syrup on!
Pipp: Hurry!
Haven: (out of breath) Oh, my, girls! Slow down! Shopping isn’t a race, it’s a marathon.
Pipp: Oh! Uh, well, um, uh, we, uh…
Zipp: …we just want to make the most of our Wishentine with you.
Pipp: (catching on) Yeah! We’d rather spend less time at more places than more time at less places.
(As she speaks, cut to Haven, whose cocked eyebrow betrays just how hard this line of reasoning is for her to sort out. Two palace guards are plodding past behind her, straining to stay upright under the weight of the parcels stacked to an absurd height across their backs.)
Haven: Well, I suppose that makes sense. (Gasp.) Oh, my hoofness! Look!
(The two pivot to follow her pointing hoof and find themselves staring at a display of the three royal pegasi, rendered in cardboard and standing amid open gift boxes.)
Haven: It’s us!
(The sisters move toward the window—Pipp voicing an eager squeal, Zipp a weary little groan as she trudges in. Behind them, one of the hapless guards collapses to the sidewalk amid a shower of boxes. Zipp finds her attention drawn toward the upper portion of the display.)
Zipp: Hmmm?
(What she has focused on is one of several giant snowflakes suspended from the ceiling. Cut from them to her.)
Zipp: Hey, Mom, do you know any Wishentine pony tales about snow?
Haven: (from o.s., wrapping a wing around her) Oh, girls, come.
(Zoom out to frame all three, she is dragged closer and Haven has her phone out, aimed at herself and them.)
Haven: We simply must take a selfie with our-selfies!
(The young sleuth forces a grin onto her face as the camera clicks. From here, cut to the interior of an immense concert hall, seen in a long overhead shot. Gold and marble dominate the walls and columns, while the stage and floor are upholstered in pale violet carpeting. The stage is set only slightly higher than the floor and is accessible from it by a shallow ramp at either end; a small raised platform stands at each rear corner, backed by a set of white/gold/purple curtains. A gold panel stretches above it from end to end, displaying a stylized tiara and set of wings on which a large, pink eight-pointed star stands out in relief. The floor makes up one of three available seating levels; the other two are balcony boxes with gold curtains, only one of which is open at the moment. A smaller box, with a protruding curved balcony and a row of three seats, is at floor level—clearly intended for the royal family.)
(A few ponies mill about on the floor as the camera swivels to the open balcony box and cuts to Sunny/Hitch/Izzy/Sparky inside. Gold-trimmed white carpeting; purple-upholstered chairs and couch drawn up around a table stacked with gift boxes; strings of crystals hung from the ceiling to form a combination chandelier and art piece. The four have taken seats, Sunny and Izzy sitting on the couch with the Lantern between them and Hitch/Sparky in a chair. Thunder and Zoom carry trays of appetizers. The next two lines overlap as the camera zooms in slowly.)
Sunny: Whoa!
Izzy: Ooh! (Thunder proffers his tray to Hitch.)
Thunder: Fizzy-wick sandwiches?
(Sparky is only too eager to snatch one and start wolfing it down; pan to Izzy and Zoom on the next line.)
Izzy: Whoa, what are those?
Zoom: That’s just what Thunder calls cucumber sandwiches.
Izzy: Oh, that’s creative.
(Now she hoists one off Zoom’s tray with her magic and chomps it down in one bite.)
Sunny: (giddily, tapping Izzy’s shoulder) Oh, Izzy, look! (She approaches the table; zoom in slowly.) There’s even presents for us? Wow, it’s so unexpected! (Cut to Hitch/Sparky; she continues o.s.) Hitch!
Hitch: Huh?
Sunny: (from o.s.) Get in on this!
(The dragon wastes no time biting into the fresh sandwich his caretaker is holding. Snap to black, against which a circular ring of light appears—the interior of one box being opened. The lid is pulled away by Sunny and she peers expectantly within, only for her face to fall in disappointment.)
Sunny: Huh. (Izzy does likewise.)
Izzy: Oh. (Close-up of the box—a whole lot of nothing; she continues o.s.) They’re empty. (The two guards spot their confusion.)
Zoom: Uh…
Thunder: Oh, those are just, uh, uh… (Cut to the three crestfallen ponies; he continues o.s.) …uh, um, well… (Back to him and Zoom.) …you see…
Zoom: They’re full of air! Um, uh… (The trio again; she continues o.s.) …air from clouds. (Faces light up with a three-way gasp.) Special clouds. (Cut from the opened box to her and Thunder on the next line.)
Thunder: (thinking fast) That’s right. Uh, clouds. It’s a traditional pegasus gift.
(Cut to Sunny and Izzy on the start of the next line.)
Sunny: How fascinating! And clever! (She picks up the box for a closer look inside; Izzy circles to others.) What kind of clouds? Nimbus? Cumulonimbus? Cirrus? Rain cloud?
Izzy: Aw, that doesn’t make sense.
(Behind her, both guards’ faces go slack with shock and all four eyes bug out.)
Izzy: The box would leak. (Relief; she and Sunny laugh.)
Sunny: What’s your favorite kind of cloud?
Izzy: Good question.
(Cut to put the trio in the background and pan away from them on the next line, putting them o.s. and Thunder/Zoom in the fore.)
Izzy: (fading out) Well, I want to say “fluffy” because I really like fluffy things… (She continues under the following exchange.)
Zoom: That was a really good cover.
Thunder: Aw, you too. I just rolled with it.
Zoom: I don’t know why we didn’t just tell them these were decorations.
Thunder: Well, they seemed so excited.
Zoom: They really did.
(They glance back toward the group, the camera panning to frame them again as Izzy falls silent.)
Sunny: (to Hitch) Oh, what do you got there?
Hitch: (opening another box) Look! More clouds!
(Cut to Pipp and Zipp in flight down one street, barely slowing down at each window they pass.)
Zipp: Mom! Look at that! And that! Wow!
(They sail on as a thoroughly winded Haven trots in a fruitless attempt to keep pace, Cloudpuff still riding on her back. She stops for the briefest moment to catch her breath and then sets off again, followed by her two guards who are back on porter duty with their entire freight.)
Pipp: Yeah, it’s even more impressive if you look at it while flying by it at top speed.
(She and her sister streak ahead; Haven stops as the pooch barks up at them.)
Haven: All right, that’s enough ganders, girls! I can hardly keep up!
(She shifts her focus to a nearby billboard that shows the two in flight, as the voice of an announcer stallion is broadcast over the street.)
Announcer voice: Later this evening on ZBS, the Zephyr Heights Royal Wishentine Carousel Concert!
(The picture shrinks into one upper corner of what is actually a giant display screen, with the speaker visible alongside.)
Announcer: Featuring Princesses Pipp and Zipp and the Royal Chamber Choir!
(Cut to Haven on the end of this; she squeals and trots ecstatically in place while Cloudpuff describes a barking midair circle and lands on her back again.)
Haven: Come along, my dears! (Pipp and Zipp land by her.) It’s time to head to the concert hall. (walking off) We need extra rehearsal time.
Zipp: (uneasily) Why?
Haven: (turning back to them) I pulled some strings. You’ve got several more numbers in the concert, which means… (excitedly, spreading wings, rearing up) …the show is twice as long as usual!
(A wide-eyed “uh-oh” glance passes between the siblings before a thick stack of sheet music is thrust into each one’s forelegs. Pipp can only work up a weak chuckle as a counterpart to Zipp’s groan.)
(Cut to a slow pan through their friends’ luxury box at the concert hall, starting at Izzy crashed out in a chair. Thunder has traded his tray of “fizzy-wick” sandwiches for one of small sweets.)
Izzy: Ooh!
(She scoops one up and eats. Sunny and Sparky are working on some of their own, sitting on the couch before a now-cleared table; Thunder turns to the mare.)
Sunny: Wow!
(She copies Izzy’s move. Hitch has a chair to himself and is sipping contentedly at a cup of tea.)
Hitch: Mmmm. I gotta say, this is the life. (He folds a foreleg behind his head.)
Sparky: ** Wow! **
(The lights abruptly dim, cuing both Thunder and Zoom to rush to the balcony, set their trays on the floor—Zoom’s now also loaded with desserts—and snap to attention with a double salute. Cut to the skylight-domed ceiling and tilt down to the stage, before which a capacity crowd has gathered on the floor. A spotlight flicks on, bringing cheers and stomps of applause, and Haven steps to center stage, her winter wear traded for royal clothing and regalia.)
[Continuity error: A different camera angle shows the table stacked with boxes again.]
Haven: (flaring wings briefly) Thank you, thank you! Thank you all so much for braving the snow to attend our joyous and wonderful, wondrous and joyful Zephyr Heights Wishentine Royal Carousel Concert!
(Cut here and there among the spectators as she speaks, then to a long shot of the stage on her last words. The two side platforms are now each occupied by four ponies in choir robes. Cheers break out from both the floor and the luxury box.)
Haven: (flaring wings briefly) You’re in for a treat. Tonight’s show will be extra-special. We will be taking you through the entire history of Wishentines of yester-moon. Now…
(During this last, cut to one group of choir ponies, one of whom has a piece of sheet music pinned under a hoof; she raises it for a quick refresher but puts it down again after a pointed throat-clearing and nudge by one of her neighbors. From here, cut to Sunny enjoying some tea of her own.)
Haven: (from o.s.) …we will begin with Act One of six. (Flabbergasted, the earth pony spits out her mouthful.)
Sunny: Six?!? (The word echoes over the crowd.)
Haven: Yes, six! Now it is my pleasure to introduce our very own Royal Orchestra Chamber Choir— (Spotlights hit both platforms at this mention.) —and my talented daughters, Princesses Pipp Petals and Zephyrina Storm!
(The figures of these two can are now partly visible, facing each other at the curtain and obscured by her form. She backs off to one side so that they can be seen in full profile. Both are wearing gold bracelets on every leg—a single thick one for Zipp, a thin/thick pair for Pipp. They are clad in close-fitting purple capes trimmed in gold; a fringed gold over-layer has been added to Pipp’s. They have shed their winter hats and scarves; Pipp wears her usual tiara, while Zipp sports one contoured to fit the hairline of her mane and has ditched her saddlebags.)
Gentle orchestral melody with piano, strings, jingle bells; moderate 4 (C major)
(The lights come up as the two advance to the front, twirling separately and around each other and stopping with one wing extended apiece to cover the bottom half of each face. From here, they rise into a series of graceful loops and maneuvers under a shower of glittery fake snow. Spotlights follow their moves, merging as they come together.)
Pipp, Zipp: The fire is glowing
Friendship is flowing
It’s the feeling of knowing
It will soon be Wishentine
(The three ponies and one dragon in the luxury box are entranced.)
Pipp, Zipp, Choir: Hooves on the rooftop, the ringing of the bells
Lights shining bright on the carousel
(Each sister flies down to one of the choir platforms, after which they reunite above center stage.)
Joyous, joyous Wishentine
Joyous, joyous Wishentine
(A few audience members begin to nod off; Posey nudges Mayflower awake.)
The twinkling Wishing Star that shines
(Cut to Sunny and Izzy, relishing every note…)
A joyous, joyous Wishentine
(…and then dissolve to the latter conked out and snoring like a buzzsaw, while the former fights like mad to keep her own eyes open.)
Choir vocalizes harmony under lyrics
(At center stage, Pipp and Zipp are now balanced on the backs of three choir ponies, who in turn stand on the shoulders of four others. Each sister has extended one foreleg off to her respective side and raised the other, creating a platform for Cloudpuff to perch on with a happy bark. He has shed his hat.)
Pipp, Zipp: Sleigh bells are ringing
Young ponies singing
(Boredom and weariness continue to manifest themselves among the audience.)
The season is bringing
Pipp, Zipp, Choir: The joy of Wishentine
(All have returned to stage level and Cloudpuff is gone. Pipp and Zipp lift off and fly a slow circle, facing each other across its center.)
Pipp, Zipp, Choir: The gifts that we share as our hearts all swell
As we go ’round and ’round on the carousel
Crescendo into final line
A joyous, joyous Wishentine
(One adult and one foal have gone to sleep, leaning against each other, but they snap awake at the sound of cheers/applause and hastily join in.)
Song ends
(The four civilian occupants of the box come to with an assortment of incoherent splutters, Izzy having a teacup stuck to her nose, and voice the most convincing positive reactions their sleep-addled minds can drum up. In the royal box, Haven sits in the middle seat of the row, Cloudpuff sleeping soundly on one end. She applauds with fervor as her daughters swoop in to perch on either side.)
Zipp: (hastily, hugging her) Love you, Mom! This was, uh…amazing! Yeah, just great. (She dives behind the seats, waking the dog; bracelets clatter to the floor.)
Pipp: (ditto) Yes. So glad we could celebrate Wishentine with you. Kisses! (She copies her sister’s move.)
Haven: (irked) Excuse me! (standing on seat, turning toward box doors) Where do you two think you’re going in this snowfall?
(Cut to the Princesses about to make their exit. Both have switched out their tiaras and capes for hats and scarves; Zipp has also strapped up her saddlebags.)
Pipp: Maretime Bay, to see the Wishing Star! (She knocks the doors open and is off at a gallop.)
Zipp: We promised Sunny!
(Away she goes as well, leaving Haven to aim a befuddled stare after them until her voice and her smile start working again.)
Haven: Joyous Wishentine, my darlings.
Thunder: (chuckling; he and Zoom land behind her) Thank you, Highness!
(The sovereign just groans and rolls her eyes at his obtuseness. Cut to an upper-story window of the tower outside which the Marestream landed, seen from behind, and tilt down to frame Sunny/Hitch/Izzy waiting on the balcony. Sparky is on Hitch’s back, and Izzy has successfully extricated her nose from the teacup. Night has fallen, and the profusely falling snow is blown every which way by the relentless wind. Deep drifts have buried every square inch of horizontal concrete. The doors burst open to let the galloping Pipp and Zipp out.)
Zipp: We’re here, we’re here! (Sunny turns to them, holding the Lantern.)
Pipp: (out of breath) Sorry that took so long, Sunny! (softly) We had no idea it would be… (Hard swallow.) …six acts.
Sunny: It’s okay. You two sang beautifully. (Cut to Hitch and Sparky on the following.)
Hitch: (laughing) Oh, yeah! Zephyr Heights really knows how to put on a show!
Izzy: (rising to hind legs, twirling in place) The part where you all flew around in a circle like an actual carousel? (Topple to the snow, then straighten up and whisper.) I’m still dizzy.
Zipp: Thank you all, but we have to hurry!
Izzy: And the snow is…
(She trails off into a perplexed grunt as the camera zooms out quickly to frame the massive drifts in every direction.)
Izzy: What is this?
Zipp: It’s a blizzard!
Izzy: Whoa! It is! I can’t be-lizzle it’s be-lizzarding right now. (A quick laugh; then the gravity of the moment sinks in.) Oh, no. (to Sunny) Are we gonna miss the Star?
Sunny: (shivering) Not if we hurry!
Zipp: We just have to get to the Marestream. (She looks around.) Just one question.
(Her perspective, panning slowly across the seemingly identical masses of piled-up snow.)
Zipp: Where is it? (Back to the group.)
Sunny: (setting Lantern down) I wanted so badly for us to get back in time to view the Wishing Star together! And now we’re stranded in Zephyr Heights on Wishday, Wishy Hoof, Wishentine, whatever you call it!
Hitch: We’ll find our way back, Sunny.
Izzy: (sidling up) Yeah! I’m not giving up yet!
(Levitating the Lantern, she sets off across the snow.)
Izzy: Hel-loooo? Marestream? Come out, wherever you are!
(The others fall into line behind her, straining to keep their forward momentum going in the face of the brutal winds. Hitch, in the rear, takes note of Sparky’s shivering and offers a nuzzle to warm him, small as the effect may be. Sunny and Zipp begin digging at the drifts and are soon joined by Hitch, while a most downhearted Izzy continues her patrol with the Lantern.)
Izzy: Oh. Frosty Shivers to us, I guess.
(Her horn flares up as it did in Bridlewood. Zipp, now hovering, gets hit in the face with a particularly strong gust of flakes and frigid air.)
Zipp: Huh? (Cut to Izzy on her next words.)
Izzy: I just wish we could just find the Marestream and get home in time to see the Star together.
(As if in response to this plea, the Lantern intensifies its brightness and sails away on its own, leaving a trail of rainbow light and sparkles and prompting a gasp from the unicorn. In seconds it has pulled up above the peak of one drift in particular; cut to the group, Zipp now back on the ground.)
Ponies: Whoa…
(Now the light source plunges into the mounded snow and flashes of light in assorted colors begin to play from within, illuminating it along the entire height. These grow and form shafts that punch their way through the snow as if it were tissue paper.)
Ponies: Whoa…
(Finally the entire drift disintegrates as the Marestream launches itself off the balcony and into full view, spinning in midair with wings fully extended. Not one crystal of frost can be seen anywhere on them or the bodywork, and it touches down neatly before them. Izzy gasps in delight.)
Izzy: It’s magical! (Close-up of Sunny.)
Sunny: It’s a miracle! (Pan quickly to Zipp.)
Zipp: It’s a magical miracle! (A thought strikes.) No. It’s not!
(She reaches for one saddlebag; close-up of Figgy’s book as she pulls it out.)
Zipp: (from o.s.) It’s a wish! (Back to her on this last word.) Just like in the book!
(A series of dissolves shifts the view to flashbacks from their journey to Bridlewood, with the colors somewhat muted and the screen edged in white First up: a unicorn colt gallops past two adults whose horns are glowing.)
Colt: Frosty Shivers!
(His own horn lights up. Second: the snow falling from an overhead bough to bury Pipp. Third: Onyx’s bongo player addresses a mare.)
Bongo player: Frosty Shivers!
Mare 1: Frosty Shivers!
(And their horns kick up as well. Fourth: the ice-encrusted Marestream struggling through the snowy gusts on its way to Zephyr Heights. Fifth: the spectator who dispensed well-wishing to those around him in Bridlewood.)
Spectator stallion: Frosty Shivers!
(His horn ignites. Normal color returns with one last dissolve to the present, in which all have taken shelter in the cabin of the Marestream; Zipp is showing them the book.)
Zipp: In Grandma Figgy’s book, Fantastical Flurry Tales of Wishy Hoof…
(She shows off two pictures as she continues—first a star gleaming above the silhouette of a distant high castle, then a two-page spread that shows a multitude of unicorns aiming their glowing horns at an intensely bright star in front of the Tree.)
Zipp: …whenever the unicorns wanted snowy weather, they would try to recite a spell for it. But it’s been ages since unicorns in Equestria could harness that ability.
(Page flip; now three ponies, one per tribe, stand/hover facing each other across gaps too wide to bridge.)
Zipp: Because magic was lost! Now that it’s back… (Izzy gasps, stunned.)
Izzy: …the unicorns have been doing spells?
Zipp: Without even realizing it! (Turn another page; a lone unicorn gallops under falling snow.) “Frosty Shivers” isn’t just a greeting…
Hitch: …it’s a really, really old snow spell?
Zipp: (from o.s.) Uh-huh! (Back to her, closing/bagging the book.) Exactly! That’s why we’re having this snowstorm!
(There follows a long, dumbfounded silence.)
Sparky: ** Wow. **
Sunny: Detective Zipp does it again!
Izzy: But the unicorns don’t know they’re doing spells!
Sunny: You’re right. I think we should make one more stop before we head to Maretime Bay.
(The Marestream lifts off from the balcony and soars into the night. Cut to the upper reaches of the Tree and tilt down to two unicorns in the surrounding clearing. One is the tea vendor stallion from whom Alphabittle obtained a cup before playing charades against Izzy; the other is a mare rubbing her front hooves together in an attempt to warm them up. Both are shivering badly, as heard in their voices.)
Tea vendor: Frosty Shivers.
Mare 2: Frosty Shivers.
(Each speaker’s horn lights in turn. He tries to levitate a cup to her, but it becomes encased in ice during the maneuver and clunks uselessly to the ground. As the Marestream comes in for a landing and folds up its wings, Onyx and a stallion address each other, horns firing off in turn; both they and her bongo player are also caught in a severe shivering fit.)
Bongo player: Frosty Shivers.
Stallion: Frosty Shivers. (His horn lights.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) WAIT!!
[Animation goof: Onyx’s mouth moves and her horn lights up on the first line of these three.]
(They turn toward the craft and find her standing in its open doorway.)
Izzy: Everypony! (Zoom in on her.) Stop staying that! Stop saying that! (The three unicorns, now joined by Alphabittle; she continues o.s.) It’s jinxie!
(She gallops across to them, Zipp close behind; Sunny stands at the doorway.)
[Continuity error: The Marestream’s wings are now fully extended.]
Izzy: It’s causing the snowstorm! (Long pause.)
Onyx: Whaaaat? (Cut to Zipp; Sunny steps over, Hitch at the doorway.)
Zipp: You’re all casting an ancient unicorn spell!
Izzy: (from o.s.) Yeah! (Pan quickly to her.) So don’t say “Frosty Shivers”—
(She trails off into a panicked gasp as her own magic asserts itself and a mass of snow falls from above to drop her like a ton of bricks. Up she comes with a fair bit of it caked onto her head.)
Izzy: See? (She shakes herself clean.)
Stallion: (scratching head) Well, then, what should we say?
Izzy: Uh, how about, um, uh…“Warm Wishy Hoof”? (Accompanied by a few steps in place.)
Stallion: (tentatively following suit) Warm Wishy Hoof. (The bongo player summons his instrument and begins to tap a beat.)
Onyx: (copying him) Uh, Warm Wishy Hoof. (Overhead shot of the clearing, tilting slowly up toward the far end.)
Various mares: Warm Wishy Hoof to you!…Warm Wishy Hoof to you!
(Every one of these repetitions causes the speaker’s horn to gleam a comforting orange, including Izzy’s. Blue-tinted crystal formations all over the place suddenly change color to match.)
Sunny: It’s working! Keep saying it, everypony! (Slow pan through the area; the effect spreads.)
Various spectators: Warm Wishy Hoof! Warm Wishy Hoof to you!…Warm Wishy Hoof!…Warm Wishy Hoof to you!
(Cheers and laughter ring out in time with a slow tilt up the height of the Tree, seen in a long shot as the snow finally comes to an end, followed by a cut to Alphabittle.)
Alphabittle: Phew. I was startin’ to think I was gonna break my snow shovel— (stretching; vertebrae crackle along his spine) —or my back. (All the travelers are out now.)
Izzy: Yeah! We did it! (hustling back to Marestream) We’ve gotta get back to Maretime Bay!
Sunny: (as she and others follow) Yeah, so we can celebrate!
(As soon as they have all boarded, it lifts out of the clearing and is gone in a streak of rainbow light. Cut to a long shot of the Brighthouse and zoom out slowly as it executes a circling descent and lands on its patio. The Star inches closer through a sky now free from its blanket of gloomy clouds, and the lawn is clear of snow. The wings fold away, the door slides open, and the whole crew piles out to see the celestial body continue along its path. Sunny leads them toward the Brighthouse; cut to a long shot of the uppermost Crystal Room and zoom in slowly as they ride up to it on the lift platform, Sparky on Hitch’s back. In a closer shot, they gather at the balcony and gaze skyward.)
Sunny: I can’t believe we’re here.
Pipp: What a great idea, Sunny. And we had time to do everything. (Despairing gasp from Izzy.)
Izzy: I didn’t have time to do everything.
Hitch: What do you mean, Izz?
Izzy: (groaning) I didn’t have time to get you presents! I’m probably the only one that’s empty-hoofed. (Soft gasp from Pipp.)
Pipp: I also forgot!
Zipp: (glumly) Ditto, sis.
Hitch: Oh, no! I did too!
Sparky: ** Me too. ** (Cut to frame the whole group on the next line.)
Sunny: Oh, it’s okay. We don’t need to exchange gifts— (touching forelegs of Izzy/Zipp, standing to either side) —because we have each other.
Hitch: (scoffing) That doesn’t really count, though.
Sunny: Sure it does! (Cut to him on the following, putting her o.s.) Hitch shared his special family tradition… (Zoom out to frame a giggling Izzy.) …Izzy showed us the mystical Wishing Tree all lit up… (Cut to Pipp/Zipp.) …and Pipp and Zipp gave us the gift of music.
Zipp: (wearily, slumping against rail) So much music. (The group again.)
Sunny: But the best part is, we got to experience the holiday together, which is all I really wanted anyway. A magical time spent with all of you.
Other ponies: Awww…
Zipp: (laughing) What’s your gift, Sunny?
Sunny: Glad you asked. (She deploys her phone.) Wait for it… (drawn-out) …wait for it…
(On the second repetition, cut briefly to and from the screen, on which the Star is about to cross the Pris-Beam issuing from the Brighthouse.)
Sunny: …continue to wait for another second, aaaand…
(The screen again on this last, the connection made, then back to her.)
Sunny: (whispering) …now.
(Long shot of the Brighthouse. The real Star, still some degrees away from intersecting the Pris-Beam, loses its contrail, stops its motion, and flares into yellow-tinged brilliance with a rainbow corona. Ooh’s and ahh’s float up from the balcony as the camera cuts to the six observers; behind them, the midair Crystals send out a pulse that resolves into the ponies’ cutie marks, each projected against the night sky as a black image on a circle of light in a long shot of the Brighthouse. Orange for Sunny, deep pink for Zipp, violet for Izzy, lighter pink for Pipp, yellow for Hitch.)
Sunny: (from balcony) Our cutie marks! (The group again.)
Zipp: Whoa. That was pretty cool.
Hitch: So what did you wish for, Sunny?
Sunny: It already came true.
(Cut to a long shot of the Brighthouse again, the five marks shining against their starry backdrop, then dissolve to a zoom out from the fireplace inside and stop on the group seated around a board game in progress on the floor. Zipp has shucked off her saddlebags. Izzy sits up in the midst of pondering her next move.)
Izzy: Wait! I just remembered, I did get you ponies something else!
(She dives behind the nearest couch, singing to herself and rummaging about; the other three mares trade hopelessly bewildered glances before she pops back up into view. Five wrapped gifts hover in her aura.)
Izzy: Ta-daaaa! (floating one to Sunny, Pipp, Zipp in turn) For you, and you, aaaand you… (She quickly supplies Hitch and Sparky with the last two.)
Hitch: (from o.s.) Thanks! (She quickly supplies him and Sparky with the last two.)
Sunny: Thank you, Izzy!
Zipp: Thank you, Izzy!
(Some begin unwrapping, while others shake theirs in order to discern the contents. Pipp is first to get hers open in close-up, but finds it empty.)
Izzy: (from o.s.) Surprise! (Cut to her; Hitch has the same result.) Nimbostratuses!
Pipp: Ohhhh! (puzzled) Wait, what?
Izzy: You know, air from the clouds? (crossing to Pipp) Zoom and Thunder said those were your favorite kind.
(An uneasy laugh from the pink Princess blossoms into a round of genuine mirth on all five ponies’ part, remembering the “gifts” in the luxury box at the concert hall. Sparky, meanwhile, manages to fall into one of the empties.)
Pipp: I love it.
Sunny: Thank you all for the perfect holiday. (Cut to Hitch.)
Hitch: Awww, Cheery Wishday, everypony. (Sparky babbles his own greeting; to Pipp/Zipp.)
Pipp, Zipp: Joyous Wishentine! (To Izzy on the start of the following.)
Izzy: And Frosty Shivers! (Her horn flares.)
Other ponies: (playfully needling tone) Izzy…
Izzy: (giggling) Oops. (stepping in place) And a Warm Wishy Hoof to all ponies.
(The glow switches to orange in keeping with the new spell, and the little dragon toddles across the floor and falls on his back while playing with the star-shaped pillow his fire turned Figgy’s teapot into during Act Two. Cut to a long shot of the Brighthouse, the stationary Star, and the five cutie marks standing out in the sky between them and zoom out slowly.)