Written by: Proky

It was the Christmas day, and Tafalia and Pahyula were enjoying it together, drinking some egg nog and opening their presents. Tafalia got some nice socks from Pahyula.

“Wow, Thank you, Pah” Tafalia hugged her.

Now it was Pahyula’s turn to open her present. She unwrapped a bottle of strange, glowing liquid.

“Uh, Thanks, Taf, What is that?” Pahyula asked.
“Aw, I won’t spoil it for you, just drink it” Taf replied.
“Okay, I trust you” Pahyula opened the bottle and took a sip. “Ew, it tastes really bad” Pah almost gagged at the taste.
“Now, I just need to tell you, enjoy it while it lasts. The liquid inside you will work for one hour.”       Taf said
“What do you mean, Taf...” Pahyula felt tired, as she lost her consciousness.

(Meanwhile, in a distant land) 

It was Chrismas day in Polis, when a huge flash of light, followed by a loud boom, rocked the city. When the flash and boom were gone, people noticed a huge, purple object, with some red thing on it. Those closer to the wall could tell the purple object was actually made from flesh, with purple strands coming from it. And then it began to move. People closest to it were instantly pulverized under the moving, purple mountain, becoming nothing more that a tiny red stain lost in the purple fibers. The purple object raised into the skies, people noticing it was holding itself on four titanic towers. That was the moment when they realized, that it wasn’t an object, but some kind of a horse. Then it started to move.

(From a different POV)

Pahyula woke up on some strange ground, it was very crunchy. She moved loose strands of her mane from her face, and then got up. She looked around, seeing nothing but green landscape with some grey moss patches. She moved her hoof above one of the patches, and then she lowered it. She felt as the grey patch under her hoof crumbled under her hoof, like it was made artificially. “Hmmm..” Pahyula wondered, she got on her knees, accidentally crushing some other grey patches around her. She lowered her head above one such patch, her mane brushing against parts of it, making some weird, tiny sticks fall down. She then took a breath, inhaling some of it accidentally, which made her sneeze. “Achoo!” When Pahyula sneezed, the grey patch was gone, reduced to dust, flying in the air around her. 

“Huh” Pahyula went to the next patch of grey, and this time, she tried not to breath so much. She observed it for a while, noticing some strange, insignificant movement between the sticks. “Is that, a city?” Pahyula wondered, she moved her hoof into the center of the patch, she dropping it just like that. She felt as everything under her hoof was reduced to dust. She took it closer to her maw, and took a lick from the dirty hoof. She mixed the dust with saliva, savoring every last bit of it, then swallowing. “Yep, that’s a tiny, insignificant city.” Pahyula informed. “Time to have some fun” 

Pahyula went to another city, her head lowering next to the city. She looked at it, and said, “You look like you could use some rain” She moved her head above the city, opening her maw, and showing off her gorgeous teeth, and the wet tongue. Tiny drops of saliva fell from the tongue, falling right at the city. To the tiny people below, each drop was size of huge lake, but it was gooey, rolling around the city just slow enough not to flood the city right away, but enough to catch the people running away from the saliva tsunami. Many were caught in the current, and unable to move in the thick, warm goo, they drowned. “No thank you? That is disrespectful. Let me teach you a lesson” Pahyula said with an evil grin on her face.

She moved the tongue out of her maw, allowing it to fall right on top of the city. The people that didn’t die right away, drowning in the saliva that fell from the tongue, to by the crushing force of the tongue, were alive to see what could be described only like an armageddon. 

Pahyula slowly moved her tongue across the city, taking huge chunks of it in a single lick. When Pah finished licking the city away, nothing was left after the city, only a huge sea of saliva. She swished the remains of the city and its inhabitants around her mouth, most of them drowning of getting crushed by her teeth of tongue. Pahyula then moved the remains closer to her throat, enjoying as the thick goo mixed with the city slowly fell down into the abyss. Some people actually managed to survive all of this, being stuck between her teeth, living in a landscape full of the filth and plaque that was there. All of them will die, when she will brush her teeth, when she goes to sleep.

“Well now I am full” Pahyula said. For the next hour, she kept destroying cities in many different ways. From a common crushing underhoof, or letting the city get swept away by her coat and into her mane, to suffocating whole city just by sitting on it or letting the sweat do its job.

“This is so much fun!” Pahyula said, as the went for another city. She stood above it, ready to crush it with her hind hoof. “Now it is time for yo-” All of sudden, the great destroyer was gone. The city was spared its doom, only barely destroyed by the falling speck of filth falling from her titanic underside of her hoof. Were they spared? For a little while, yes. But only if they knew that another destroyer, named Tafalia, will soon finish them off.

(Back in Equestria)

“-you to die….Oh” Pahyula was back, with Tafalia close to her.

“So, Pah, did you enjoy it?” Tafalia asked.
“Hell yeah! I loved it!” Pah replied