>It's been several days since the change >You told her bro >You told her about the magic >But she didn't listen >And now all the ponies in Equestria were giant spiders because she cast some mysterious spell she found in some dead bearded guy's book >You stayed the same, of course >The spell only transformed ponies >You didn't like the look they gave you >A hungry stare >It was the same stare you saw them giving the small critters they now ate >Spike was pretty much the only non-pony thing alive in town at this point, and only because he could talk >Most of the ponies' pets were still around, too >MOST >Unfortunately Angel was still one of them >You kept trying to kick him into the various webs around town but he always got out of the way >Oh well >Today was a spa day >You needed to relax >Apparently the services in Aloe and Lotus Blossom's spa had jumped in quality directly relative to the number of arms they now had >You had made it a goal to go visit them for a while now, but you were always so distracted with trying to kick rabbits into webs you kept forgetting >You push open the spa door and walk inside >The counter is empty, and neither of the po- spiders seem to be present >You wait patiently by the counter and tap your hand >Still no sign >You hum loudly, hoping that they might hear it and come help you >Still nothing > “Bonjour, monsieur Anonymous! Are you here for your appointment?” >You jump and twirl around to face the voice behind you >Aloe is hanging on a long, spindly thread >Your eyes follow it up to the ceiling where you take note of her huge network of webs “H-hey, Aloe. Yes, that sounds about right.” >She smiles and points two of her arms to the door >You push it open and walk through >Lotus Blossom is kind enough to be on the goddamn ground >She smiles as she sees you walk in > “Oh, Anonymous! I didn't hear you come in. Come in, let's begin.” >She ushers you in and points out a massage table >You strip down and take your spot, lying face down >At first you are more than a little creeped out as you feel the fuzzy spider legs on your back >But you have to admit, 8 legs at once feels really good >Lotus Blossom already knew how to make the body feel good >All these extra arms were just tools to make it happen >You sigh and truly relax for the first time in months >You feel safe and secure >Nothing could possibly har- >Fucking OW >You feel two distinct centers of pain on your left shoulder, and hear a gasp > “Oh, mon dieu! Je m'excuse, monsieur! I did not mean too! I haven't eaten in so long... and... and...” >What the fuck did this spider just do to you “Whad da fug did you jud do do meh?” >What the fuck is wrong with you “Whad da fug id wron wid meh?” > “I... I'm sorry, I'll just- oh, mon dieu...” “Did you fuggin BIDE meh?” > “Do not worry! It is not deadly! You... might feel un tout petit drowsy. A tiny bit. But it will be fine!” “I fuggin hade you spider podies...” >You feel yourself losing your grip on consciousness >Eventually you succumb, and your eyelids droop shut >This is the last time you go to the spa >You wake up again >You try to get up >You find you can't move your arms and legs >You look down at yourself >You're cocooned in webbing >Only your face is exposed >You look around the room >You appear to be in one of the back rooms of the spa “Lotus! Aloe! This isn't funny!” >Well, at least you could talk normal again. > “Oh, bien sûr, monsieur. Of course it is not funny!” >If you weren't bound, you would jump again >You look up to see Lotus Blossom on the web above you, tying some silk strands together “Get me out of here, Lotus.” > “Of course. But not now. You are too weak to stand.” >You scowl “I don't care. I'm not going to sit here all day until I get better.” >She shrugs > “Alright then. Laissez-le. Leave.” >She stares at you blankly >You stare back >You try to wrestle your way out of the webbing, to no avail >You sigh and go back to staring at the wall >You've been attached to the wall for hours now >Literally nothing has happened during that time >Lotus Blossom left about an hour ago to go get something to eat >If she had done that BEFORE you visited, this wouldn't be a problem >You try and glare burn marks into the wall across from you >You can feel your strength beginning to return, but you still can't get free of the webbing >You're pretty sure even at your strongest you wouldn't be able to tear a single strand, much less a network of webbing >You hear a door open nearby >Aloe enters your vision, carrying a clipboard >She starts taking inventory of the various clutter in the room >She doesn't notice you yet “Hey. Aloe. It's... spider pony god. I've come to collect on the sins that you've committed.” >She jumps >It's satisfying to see the giant spiders jump for once > “Merde!” >She spins around. > “You scared me, monsieur.” >She looks around confused > “What... are you doing there? Where is Lotus Blossom?” >You open your mouth to answer, but she raises one of her arms to cut you off > “Never mind. Whatever kinky things Lotus is into, I do not wish to know.” >Wait what “No, no, it's not like that.” > “Because there is a convenient and perfectly reasonable explanation as to why you're naked and bound to the wall, yes?” >She smirks and raises an eyebrow “Well. Yes, actually, there is.” > “I do not want to hear it.” >She saunters closer, a mischievous grin on her face > “I only want a part of it.” >No >You would have sex with a human >You would have sex with a pony >Hell, at this point you would have sex with a diamond dog if she was hot enough >But you draw the line at fucking spiders “Aloe, don't you dare.” > “Please, monsieur Anonymous... I just want a little taste...” >Nopenopenopenope >You struggle around in the webbing, to no avail >Aloe creeps closer >She reaches your cocoon >With a smirk, she ducks out of sight >You can feel a breath of fresh air on your nether regions as she cuts apart the webbing surrounding them >You can also feel another, warmer breath “Aloe, I mean it. Back off.” >You hear a giggle >Guess that's a no >Well, you tried >Aloe begins to massage your shaft with her pedipalps, all the while breathing slow, warm breaths >This should not feel as good as it does >You almost feel guilty for the erection you're getting right now >Aloe seems pleased by it, though >You feel her mouth close over it >You literally have a giant spider on your dick right now >This is quite possibly the be- >Fucking OW > “Oh! Mon dieu, I did not- I am sorry, Anonymous!” >You wheelchair your way through the town square >Permanent nerve paralysis in both of your legs >You roll past a large web >You spy something wiggling in it >Something small >Something white >Something named Angel >You stare empathetically for a few seconds >You remember when you were in that same position >Helpless >Trapped >Scared >... >... >... >You throw a rock at him and roll away >Fucking spider ponies