>nuclear reactor ponies vs thingpone 
>These are the ridiculous adventures of Chernobyl and Fukushima pony
>"We should nuke the site from orbit, just to be sure."
>"You heeard him, nuke it!" 
>Doors open up and they drop Chernobylpone onto the site from orbit 
>Fukushimapone is shocked. 
"You just threw my sister out the airlock!"
>"Captain, one might not be enough!" 
>Entire crew slowly turns to Fukushima 
"Wh-what? Don't you-!"
>Meanwhile, planetside 
>Thingpone looks up abruptly, squinting at something rapidly drawing closer with some kind of distant noise 
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA"
>When she realizes it's screaming, it's too late 
>The yelling and threatening hisses are cut off by a double "Oof!" 
>Chernobylpone dazedly gets to her feet, only to find herself surrounded by furious hisses, screeching, and far too many eyes and teeth for any little pony to be around 
>A set of serrated crab claws lower towards her menacingly, only for a shadow appearing on the ground to distract her 
>Thingpone joins her in looking up 
>They both hear a new voice screaming its way towards them 
>Thingpone just growls 
"Not again."
>Beside her, the color completely drains from Chernobyl's face as she recognizes the string of profanities aimed at the starship above them 
"Baka dishonorabu pony-thlowing gaijin!" among other choice terms with a heavy Japanese accent
>Chernobyl points at her incoming sister, Fukushima, careening towards the planet in a nose-dive 
"Oh-no-that's-gonna-be-critical-mass!"
>Thingpone ducks under a rock just as the two nuclear ponies touch noses 
>There's a flash of light entirely unheard from the quiet space of orbit 
>"Nuclear boop successful, captain." 
>"Got em. Lieutenant, prepare the shuttle. We'll pick them back up once they cool off." 
>"You think it got the target?" 
>"Probably not. There's always some shred of it somewhere that escapes the blast zone."