>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>your alarm sang out like some sort of demented rooster
>you shuffled your way across your room to the source of the offending noise
>repeated strikes to the snooze button did nothing
>you had broken it years ago from overuse
>you never were much of a morning person
>holding up the alarm clock, you struggled to find the off switch
>the entire time, it screeched at you its terrible siren song
>finally, you managed to turn the beast off
>looking about, you noticed that light was filtering through your drawn blinds
>it cast hazy beams of light into your disheveled room
>it was then that you remembered to actually look at your clock
>8:30
>shit
>you are supposed to be at your 9-5 desk job in half an hour
>your boss is going to give you such an earful
>no sense in postponing the inevitable
>you rushed about your apartment, trying to get ready
>instant coffee, a piece of toast, a splash of water on the face and some deodorant
>you don’t have time for your usual routine
>you picked up a shirt hanging from a nearby chair
>is this clean?
>you think it was yesterday
>you stumbled out the door and into your sedan, shoes half tied
>you even forgot to turn off the TV after your morning news
>it was 8:49, maybe you could make without being too late
>you peeled out of your driveway towards your workplace
>back in your apartment, a news report flashes of breaking news
>there is a scene of an intrepid news crew fleeing from something large
>very large
>one of the cameras is left running inside the news van
>the van is suddenly lifted up and a gigantic mouth bites into it
>the feed suddenly died
***
>today seemed to be your lucky day
>there wasn’t any traffic at all as you cruised down the highway
>8:55
>you might actually make it in time to punch in
>then it slowly dawned on lyou
>there weren’t any cars at all
>you hadn’t seen a single person all morning
>it was kind of eerie
>as you neared the city proper, you had a sinking feeling that something was wrong
>very wrong
>you flipped on your radio to the local news station
>you heard something that chilled you to the bone
>”I repeat, all citizens are ordered to evacuate the city limits and in a ten mile radius surrounding until further notice”
>”This is a broadcast of the emergency alert system…”
>you were suddenly broken out of your stupor when a purple pillar suddenly appeared in your line of sight
>you slammed on the brakes
>but it was already too late
***
>you should not underestimate the power of gross wealth
>especially in this day and age
>Silver Spoon’s family might’ve been wealthy by most standards
>but her friend, Diamond Tiara, made her look like a pauper in comparison
>really whatever Tiara wanted, Tiara got
>her daddy would buy her whatever she set her eyes on
>this was especially true on her birthday
>and what she wanted was power
>Diamond Tiara was one of those people who loved to be in control more than anything else
>one of her father’s many companies was a pharmaceutical conglomerate
>and he had them pump most of their budget into a gift for his little princess
>well, she isn’t so little at the moment
>they had succeeded in developing a growth formula
>on the day of her birthday, she was given a nearly limitless supply
>and her own personal city to play in
>of course her father smoothed out the details
>and Diamond Tiara wouldn’t dream of going without her friend
>so both her and Silver Spoon had spent the entire morning wrecking the city
>unfortunately for them, most people had managed to evacuate early
>so they had to make due with the leftover cars and skyscrapers
>that is, until one unfortunate who had slept in stumbled into their clutches
***
>Diamond was busy lounging on an office building
>her feet were propped up on another across the way like an ottoman
>a secondary effect of the growth potions had made both of the girls incredibly resilient
>metal and concrete were as crackers and marshmallows to them
>as evidenced by Diamond’s choice of a midmorning snack
>she still had the news van in hand, the back half completely missing
>as she lounged on the makeshift armchair, she’d idly take a bite out of the bus
>her teeth would easily tear through the metal and glass, neither making a scratch on the inside of her mouth
>apparently they actually tasted pretty good to Diamond
>Silver Spoon, who was leaning on a corporate office across the way, was getting impatient
>”You’re not just gonna sit around all day, are you?”
>she gestured to the city around them
>only the immediate block had any real damage done to it
> a few flung or kicked cars, a crumpled building or two
>”We’ve got a whole city t-“
>she didn’t get to finish before Diamond interrupted
>”Don’t worry about it! My daddy has everything taken care of”
>she swung her legs from their resting spot, cleaving two chunks out of the building in the process
>”We’ve got at least all day, and then some!”
>the last word was punctuated by an leisurely kick, causing the rest of the top half of the structure to collapse
>Silver Spoon huffed and crossed her arms
>she wanted to go exploring but she knew that she couldn’t go without Diamond
>it wasn’t like something was just going come to them, right?
>she stomped a foot in the middle of the street in frustration
***
>a purple pillar suddenly appeared before you
>you don’t even know where it came from, or why it was here
>but there was no way that you were going to avoid it
>your tires squealed as you slammed on the brakes
>it did little to stop you
>you hit the pillar
>and everything went black
***
>you came to in your driver seat
>your airbags had deployed, probably saving your life
>didn’t mean that it wasn’t hurting like a bitch though
>your vision swam in front of you
>as the blurry images began to focus, you got a better look at what you hit
>it was a boot
>a gigantic boot
>you leaned forward to crane your neck upwards to see what it was connected to
>and you immediately regretted it
>you saw a massive girl, probably in her teens
>it must’ve been the delirium but you swore that off in the distance, you heard a grumpy old man
>it sounded very much “Lolis” but you couldn’t be sure
>the girl had silver-gray hair in a long braid
>as well as a pair of thick rimmed blue glasses
>she also had a purple blouse with a silver insignia on the front in the shape of a spoon
>clever, you thought to yourself sardonically
>she also had a pink skirt which, thankfully, was at an angle to preserve her modesty
>she was leaning down towards you
>panicking, you fumbled with your seat belt
>the impact had jammed the mechanism securing you into place
>as you struggled to pull free, her face came down to your level
>a massive eyeball, larger than you stared at you
>the pupil shrank as it focused directly on you
>and then you heard her voice, high pitched and feminine
>”Hey Diamond Tiara, take a look at this.”
>realizing that she wasn’t alone, you paused your struggles for a moment to look across the street
>sitting on top of two crumbling offices was another girl, this one with purple hair and a hair clip in the shape of a tiara
>this other girl wore a bright yellow jacket and also had a skirt on but with a pair of cycling shorts underneath
>and she was chewing on something
>it took a moment for you to realize that it was a news van
>she stopped chewing to look at your wrecked car
>she just gazed for a moment before swallowing her mouthful
>a large grin appeared on her face
>”Perfect! Someone has volunteered to play with us!”
>the way she said that, devoid of all innocence
>and the fact that she just ate a goddamn van without issue
>both sent off red flags
>you needed to get out of here, fast
>unfortunately, your car wasn’t going anywhere
>and you were still stuck in your seat
>in a moment of herculean strength, you managed to work the belt free
>and rolled out your side door
>the girl who was sitting across the way, who you figured was named Diamond Tiara, hopped off of her throne,  cracking the pavement in the process
>”Hey, Silver Spoon, he’s getting away”
>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
>bizarre names
>but it’s not like this whole situation wasn’t absolutely batshit already
>Silver Spoon reached for you, her fingers closing around your body
>you managed to dive between them just before they sealed off your escape
>and sprinted away into a nearby alley
>you needed a place to hide, fast
>there was a sound of groaning metal as you turned about for a moment
>whatever remained of your car was slowly being compressed by Diamond’s boot
>she had a look of glee on her face
>when she noticed that you were watching, a smile grew on her lips that would put the Cheshire cat to shame
>the boot came down swiftly, compacting your car into a neat pancake
>a hubcap that managed to escape the carnage rolled towards you
>all three parties froze, watching as it slowly teetered around you before clattering to a stop
>the moment the noise ceased, everyone exploded into action
>you fled down the alleyway to the street on the other side
>at the same time, Silver Spoon hopped on top of the nearby buildings
>the weight of her landing caused them to crumble and topple over
>whatever was left standing was reduced to rubble as she hopped back off to the street you were escaping to
>the purple haired one favored a more direct approach following you down the alley
>she placed tow hands on one of the two structures making up the passage and shoved
>it slid over and toppled into a dusty heap of concrete and glass
>she then placed a boot on the office opposite and kicked straight through
>the massive piece of footwear cut through the walls like a hot knife through butter
>two or three more kicks reduced it to nothing, opening a clear path for her to follow you
>as both girls pursued, you realized that you’d never escape them on foot
>first you needed a moment to rest and figure out where you were going to hide
>your adrenaline fueled legs took you into the nearest building, a highrise
>maybe you could lose them in the multitude of floors
>as you ran into the skyscraper, Diamond dove for you, an arm outstretched
>her hand barely missed grabbing you as she slid into the façade of the building
>glass windows shattered and flew towards you like a swarm of knives
>the shards bounced harmlessly off of Diamond’s arms and face, though she instinctually kept her eyes closed
>you took advantage of this and fled into the elevator, narrowly missing the numerous pieces of glass that flew towards you
>you hit of the floor buttons and sank to the ground as the elevator began to rise
>outside you could barely make out the two speaking
>”Grrr…he got away. Go around to the other side and see if you can spot him.”
>as the elevator rose above the second floor, you shielded your eyes from the sun
>wait, the sun?
>time seemed to slow as you looked up in horror to realize that this was one of those glass elevators
>as you slowly rose, the massive face of Silver Spoon came into view with a mischievous grin
>almost like a cat that knew she had cornered her mouse
>you backed into the button panel as she reached out for you
>you must’ve pushed one of them by accident as the door opened with a ding
>not questioning your luck, you ran through as the massive hand closed around the elevator, ripping it free from the wall
>you stumbled into the room as the doors slid shut behind you
>great that’s your plan to hide down the shitter
>now they know exactly where you are and you’ve got nowhere to go
>everything was silent for a moment
>then the room rumbled as the roof suddenly above you
>outside, Diamond Tiara grasped the skyscraper with both arms
>twisting left and right, she tore the top half clean off, exposing the floor you were on to open air
>you could only sit in awe as a pair of gigantic grinning faces filled the sky above you
>finding the strength in your legs, you took towards the stairwell
>you had to make it down several flights of stairs
>you didn’t even have a plan of escape anymore, all you could think of was your need to flee
>the two girls, not wanting to end the game so soon, let you make your way to the stairs
>as you fled down the stairwell, the walls around you were torn away as both of them dismantled the building around you floor by floor
>you stumbled your way to the ground floor and into the parking garage below
>the heavy concrete was about as useful as wet paper as a massive boot stomped clean through
>the foot pulled back and then came back down on an adjacent part of the roof
>each time, she’d also catch a parked vehicle, sending them flipping or crushing them outright
>even if you did manage to find a key to one of these cars, you’d never be able to escape before that boot came down on top of you
>your only option was to sneak out of one of the exits
>there was a station for an electric train nearby
>maybe if you could get it started, you could use that to get away
>it was a long shot
>but it was also the only viable choice you could think of
>you made for one of the exits and out into the street towards the nearest station
>as you ran as fast as your legs would take you, the voice of Silver Spoon called out behind you
>”I found him, he’s getting away!”
>shit, time to get moving
>there was no time to look behind you, the two titanic girls were already in fast pursuit
>however, you had enough of a head start to make to the train station with time to spare
>wasting no time, you vaulted over the ticket gates and ran to the raised train platforms
>luckily, there was still a train here, abandoned in the rush to evacuate the city
>no idea what you are doing, you opened the door to the control car
>you hit every button you could see, hoping one would work
>the train whirred to life and began to move forward
>you gave a silent cheer at your victory
>you were almost home free!
>but it’s never that easy
>a shadow soared above you as Diamond Tiara made a jump for the last bit between you and her
>she landed right on the raised tracks, crushing them underfoot
>the train, which was still building up speed kept moving towards the now ruined track
>and right into her hands
>she plucked it easily and held it aloft
>”Gotcha! That was a fun game but I think that we won.”
>she held the train vertical, causing you to tumble out of the control car into an adjacent passenger one
>like a child pulling apart a doll, she tore the car you were in away from the rest
>she chucked the rest of the train off into the city where it rammed through a nearby apartment complex
>now trapped in the train car, she held it up to her face
>Silver Spoon was nowhere to be found
>just like the news van, Diamond Tiara bit clean through the car, narrowly missing you
>not bothering with the bit she bit off she spat it out, more interested in her prize within
>you scrambled away from the gaping opening that she had just made
>the train was oriented vertically as she placed her open mouth at one end
>shaking the train, she knocked you over and you began to slide towards the orifice at the end
>somehow, your mercurial luck kicked in again as your foot caught on one of the passenger seats, stopping your descent
>not feeling you plop into her mouth, it was replaced with a gigantic blue eye as she investigated what the problem was
>sure enough, she saw you slowly climbing up the train to the other end using the chairs
>you looked back to see an angry eye staring back at you
>so focused at the furious Diamond Tiara, you didn’t notice when Silver Spoon snuck up on the other end of the train
>the moment you reached the other side, you thought you were safe for the moment
>you were soon proven wrong as you were plucked away out of the train
>your world jumbled back and forth as she held you clasped between two hands
>you heard a high pitched squeal of glee from your captor while Diamond Tiara harrumphed at her loss
>”Fine, you can have him. I didn’t want him anyways.”
>you thought that this might have been a fortunate turn of events and that you would be safer with Silver Spoon
>it was also the other one that was always chewing through all the cars and trains anyways, right?
>your fears were put at ease when she opened her hands and held you cradled gentle within them
>she had a soft smile on her face
>then, the illusion shattered as you heard a growl from deep in her midsection
>she looked at you almost apologetically as she licked her lips
>your heart sank as she lifted you high above her face
>you saw off to the side, Diamond Tiara was sitting on a nearby house with her arms folded across her chest
>no doubt she wanted to be the one to have caught you and not Silver Spoon
>”Aaaaah”
>you attention was brought back to your current predicament as Silver Spoon had opened her mouth right below you
>you could see thin strands of saliva stretch between her opening jaws before falling apart
>right below you were two rows of perfect and pearly white teeth, no doubt the product of the best dental care available
>her tongue slowly extended outwards like a red carpet welcoming a celebrity within
>as it extended, it also flattened out, revealing her throat
>every few seconds, it would twitch and expand outwards before returning to normal as it eagerly awaited to receive you
>hanging above it, you could see her uvula, gently swaying with each breath, beyond it lay unending dark
>time stood still as you hung there from her fingertips, staring down into the abyss before you
>then, she released you
>everything rushed past as gravity took hold
>you landed on her tongue, knocking the wind out of you
>before you could recover, she drew it back inside, closing her mouth behind you
>the environment around you was surreal as you lay on the center of her tongue
>it was very dark, even as your eyes began to adjust
>and it was hot
>hot and humid
>her tongue pushed you about, drawing flavor from you like a jawbreaker
>outside, Silver Spoon’s face was in utter bliss
>the tongue assaulted your entire body, flipping you to and fro
>a few times you were tossed off like a bucking bronco and onto the hard enamel of a tooth
>other times you swore that you had bounced backwards towards her waiting throat
>but each time she managed to place you back in the center of her mouth, undamaged
>you quickly lost your bearings of which way was which in the near total dark
>you began to sweat under the moist heat of her mouth, adding a salty flavor to the mix
>just as you thought that you were going to pass out from the heat, she opened her mouth, allowing cool, fresh air in
>looking out, you saw the strangest sight yet
>you could see the outside world but it was framed by the two rows of ivory teeth
>thankful for the reprieve, you crawled towards the bright light at the exit
>just before you made it far enough to reach outside, she slammed her jaws shut again, narrowly missing you with her teeth
>as you were trapped behind the ivory cage, you realized that there was to be no escape
>the only exit for you now was on the other side of her mouth
>her tongue lifted up and pressed you against the ridged roof
>your ears popped as a thunderous swallow echoed around you, clearing her mouth of built up saliva
>you were released from the hold and you rested there on her tongue, exhausted and defeated
>your environment shifted to a slant and you began to slide towards the back of her mouth
>even in the dark, you knew which way you were headed and what was next
>her mouth opened up slightly again, just enough to give you some light
>you were on the back of her tongue, directly facing her throat now
>hanging right above you was her uvula, pointing downwards as if directing you where to go
>too exhausted to put up much of a fight, you managed to turn yourself around
>now on the very base of her tongue, your legs hung over the edge of the hungry abyss 
>below you, her esophagus dilated and contracted hungrily, waiting to take you to your new home
>you took one last look at the outside world from between Silver Spoon’s lips
>no, now she was your world
>her mouth shut for the last time, shrouding you in complete darkness
>her tongue rose up in preparation, pushing you the rest of the way off
>GULP
>a ponderous swallow gripped you as you were pulled into her esophagus
>powerful muscles collapsed around your body, pulling you deep into her
***
>on the outside, Silver Spoon had a look of simple joy on her face
>she swallowed firmly and claimed her prize
>a small bulge ran down the column of her neck 
>it vanished behind her collarbone and into her chest
***
>as you were dragged down into her body, you could feel the powerful beats of her heart, fast with excitement
>they pulsed all around you in a constant rhythm over the steady in and out of her lungs
>as you slid even further down, they were masked by the approaching sounds of her stomach
>you reached the end of her esophagus and passed through a tight sphincter
>it opened up and allowed you to pass before closing tightly behind you, sealing you in
>you tumbled down into her stomach, landing with a small splash at the bottom
>the walls moved constantly around you and it was pitch black
>you could feel and barely make out a rhythmic thumping different from her heart beat
***
>Silver Spoon sighed as she felt her meal slide all the way down
>content, she patted her belly a few times
>Diamond Tiara, still fuming that she lost her opportunity stomped a foot into the house she was previously resting on
>”Alright, fine, let’s go exploring now.”
>she wasn’t going to let Silver Spoon be the only one to have any fun
>and there was bound to be more hidden treasures to uncover in the city
>they had plenty of the growth potion afterall

Fin