Post#: 24137170 >a mare comes into the hospital, dragging an enormous, mattress-sized belly behind her >she's several months overdue, and has finally entered labor >a room is cleared out and prepared for her as it becomes clear that this won't be an ordinary birth > >the foals are too big, they can't squeeze through her birth canal >quickly, the doctors bring in a surgeon and prepare for a cesarian section >local anesthetic is applied, and the surgeon prepares to make the initial incision on her tight, quaking belly >but just as soon as the scalpel touches flesh - BOOM! >the mother's belly splits open like a ripe melon! >the doctors stand around in shock, covered in shreds of the mother's body, when suddenly, a foal's crying is heard >then another >and another >and finally the mother groans, "Can I get some help here?" >it turns out, the night of conception was a freaky night, and it happened to involve a rubberization spell that never quite wore off >now she's none the worse for wear, aside from a few stitches >her foals are fine too, in surprisingly good condition for such a traumatic, overdue birth The end.